July 4, 2024 • 45 mins
Thursday (pt 2 of 2): With the whole crew off for the holiday, today’s Podcast is an special encore edition.. - We’ll run through the entire series of our Big Show Mini Movie Series: “Morons of the Mid-Atlantic.”.. - Enjoy!
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Speaker 1 (00:23):
Good morning. There's a big show on the radio. Take
them me back from vacation.
Speaker 2 (00:27):
Here we are a July thirteenth, oh something long.
Speaker 1 (00:31):
Things gonna be good.
Speaker 2 (00:33):
And I'll tell you what man shows, what a big
show is lasted longer than I don't how many other
syndicated shows in America. Yeah, I'm five PM.
Speaker 3 (00:45):
You can't trust her numbers, they're only seven times.
Speaker 2 (00:51):
Just that last tune, What a production that went into.
Of course, Randy, kudos to you and doing that. I
finish your right, and it's just, you know, unbelievable.
Speaker 1 (01:00):
It's stupid.
Speaker 4 (01:01):
I only I don't really know how the sausage is made.
Speaker 5 (01:05):
I just come to Randy and say can you find
this track?
Speaker 1 (01:07):
And he'll go, yes, I can it.
Speaker 2 (01:09):
So even the backup singers sing noticed the backup singers
in the original song.
Speaker 6 (01:15):
The original song is I Go to Real, So on
the karaoke track it's they Go Rio. So I had
to retrack it so they would say, pi yo, that.
Speaker 1 (01:28):
Is aling something else at the end with those oh.
Speaker 6 (01:31):
The final because he said at the they have makeup
sex at the multiplex. So I had the backup singers
say multi.
Speaker 1 (01:44):
Pillars just like you don't need to do all that.
Speaker 7 (01:46):
No, I don't worry about it, but I can't. I
have one speed.
Speaker 1 (01:50):
I want it.
Speaker 6 (01:50):
I hear it a certain way, and I have to
make it that way.
Speaker 8 (01:54):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (01:55):
See Big Show, John Boy and Billy North Carolina Hall
of Famer and on.
Speaker 5 (02:00):
The other end of the city.
Speaker 1 (02:04):
Because y'all, oh.
Speaker 3 (02:08):
I don't know he farted when he did that push up.
Speaker 7 (02:14):
You know what I I'm a turn polisher.
Speaker 1 (02:17):
That's what I do. Work right.
Speaker 2 (02:20):
Well, Hang we are in episode three MORENS in the
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Speaker 4 (02:55):
Greetings film fans, and welcome to the Big Show Morning
Movie Miniseries Special. When we last left our heroes, their
seafood dinner had just been interrupted by the main course's mother,
a gigantic mutant crab. Join us now for the continuing
heart stopping adventure of Captain John Boy and first made
Spanky in Part three of the Forms of the Moon.
Speaker 2 (03:16):
Lam Tucker, Spanky, he's about to cut me in half.
Speaker 1 (03:22):
Are you gonna help me or not?
Speaker 9 (03:24):
What does it look like I'm doing?
Speaker 1 (03:25):
It looks like you're climb a tree.
Speaker 9 (03:27):
I'm gonna swing over there on one of these vines
and land on her back. Here go made it?
Speaker 1 (03:42):
Now, what are you gonna do?
Speaker 9 (03:43):
I'm gonna give her a taste of this. The fish
bat her shell can't possibly be any harder than your skull.
Speaker 2 (03:53):
I know how you feel, honey. He's been doing that
to me for two days.
Speaker 9 (03:57):
I'm gonna crack her open like a New England dinner.
Then we're gonna eat big boys. Oh if we only
had some melted butter.
Speaker 1 (04:08):
Let her have it, spiky, but be careful. She's pretty
quick when I was claw.
Speaker 9 (04:12):
I'm not too worried about it.
Speaker 1 (04:16):
I'm telling you, I'm right now. What are we gonna do?
Speaker 9 (04:19):
Well? If she pitches me any tighter for that giant
claw I'll be able to bend over back work. It
just my old button. Goodbye.
Speaker 1 (04:28):
What in the world, Maybe those wax have finally got
into her. Whatever it is, she's dropping us.
Speaker 9 (04:40):
Get off me a big sack of sausage.
Speaker 1 (04:42):
Well do you have to lay right under me? She's
going down.
Speaker 10 (04:46):
B.
Speaker 1 (04:53):
Shoe, that was clothes, spiky, spiky? Where are you?
Speaker 9 (04:58):
I'm down here?
Speaker 1 (05:00):
Oh no, this is terrible.
Speaker 2 (05:02):
In a final fit of rage, the giant crab ate
poor Spanky and now he's down there.
Speaker 1 (05:08):
Well that's what you get for being so mean to me.
Speaker 9 (05:12):
Stopeg stupid.
Speaker 1 (05:14):
I thought the afterlife was supposed to make you mellow.
That's why you went to Haydes. Some folks call it purgatory.
I called it hades.
Speaker 9 (05:21):
Get shot, app I'm not dead. I'm underneath the crab.
Speaker 1 (05:26):
Get me out of air, please.
Speaker 4 (05:31):
Please?
Speaker 1 (05:38):
What's wrong with you? I told you she was going down.
Why didn't you get out of the way.
Speaker 9 (05:42):
I was trying to get out of the way, but
you knocked me down and trampled me, screaming like a
little girl. Ducks, what are you ducking for?
Speaker 1 (05:49):
I was expecting to get bean with that fishbat.
Speaker 9 (05:52):
I lost it under the crab somewhere, but I did
find this. Wow, where'd you find an arrow? Stuck in
the crabs shell? She covered with him? That's what brought
her down? Well?
Speaker 1 (06:04):
Well, what, Well, I'm just.
Speaker 9 (06:06):
Waiting for you to figure out a way to take
credit for this.
Speaker 2 (06:09):
They're probably just artifacts from some ancient civilization that were
buried in the sand.
Speaker 1 (06:14):
And well she started staring up the beach with all
of them left.
Speaker 9 (06:16):
Who hold it? You don't think somebody might actually shot
those arrows?
Speaker 1 (06:22):
Spiky?
Speaker 2 (06:23):
When you've been selling the seas for as long as
I have, you've realized that these islands have been uninhabited
for thousands and thousands of years.
Speaker 9 (06:31):
You see, I suppose that's just some ancient CD and
a primitive boombok.
Speaker 1 (06:39):
I hate to say it, but I'm starting to miss
that fish bath.
Speaker 9 (06:43):
What are you talking about?
Speaker 1 (06:46):
Poking me without arrow?
Speaker 9 (06:47):
I'm not poking you?
Speaker 11 (06:48):
Then?
Speaker 12 (06:49):
Who is?
Speaker 9 (06:51):
They?
Speaker 1 (06:51):
Are? Aisha in a grab skirt.
Speaker 4 (07:01):
It looks like it's out of the crab pot and
onto the shit, kebab?
Speaker 1 (07:04):
What to do? What to do? To find out?
Speaker 4 (07:07):
Tune in next time for part four of The Big
Show Morning Movie mini series special starring John Boy as
John Boy Spanky is spanky and Rue Paul has twinkled
the chief's gay nephew.
Speaker 1 (07:17):
In The Morons A the Move, Long.
Speaker 2 (07:20):
Turner, Right Dan, Episode four, Going on the Edge of
your cushion seat. It's coming up about an hour alright,
just playing the current events quiz Bidley, what are we
dealing with?
Speaker 13 (07:31):
A golden retriever in Tennessee makes history on her birthday.
Speaker 1 (07:36):
Ride one eight hundred.
Speaker 2 (07:37):
Big Show you told Free Line takes see you went next.
(08:05):
Good morning, Big shows on the radio. In our video today,
brought to you by LS Tractor. You go to the
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Speaker 1 (08:19):
Friends. It looked like maybe some atitudes.
Speaker 2 (08:21):
That's weird, man, looks like chocolate jelly hooding.
Speaker 1 (08:25):
Yea, looks good. Check it out at the Big Show
dot Com.
Speaker 4 (08:32):
I ready, girl, Okay, come.
Speaker 10 (08:42):
You know what?
Speaker 2 (08:46):
And we got Robert from Reno, Texas. Good morning, Robert,
good morning, good morning. All right man, you had to win.
Let's do it well.
Speaker 13 (08:58):
Steve Headerscheit of Oaklynn, Tennessee, recently through a birthday party
for his beloved Golden retriever Aggie. And it was a
birthday worth making a big deal about, because while the
average golden lives about ten to twelve years, Aggie was
actually older than that. When Steve first adopted her. She
was fourteen at the time, and last month, Aggie officially
(09:21):
became the oldest Golden retriever in recorded history when she
turned twenty years old. Wow, augu is in pretty good
shape for one hundred and forty in dog years. Steve
says he can tell Aggie's starting to feel her age
when she gives him that look, which means a turn
the heat up. I'm cold, b keep it down. I'm
(09:43):
trying to take a nap or see. Come find a
dog whispering guy for me. I hate this damn remote.
Speaker 1 (09:53):
What you got, Robert?
Speaker 2 (09:55):
See twenty year old old boys? Gool hey, Robert, good work,
Buddy LS tractor prospect. We'll get to you down Reno, Texas.
Speaker 1 (10:09):
All right, sounds good.
Speaker 2 (10:11):
I appreciate your man, budhomne Ho. We're timing to Tommy
your news.
Speaker 1 (10:23):
God damn man.
Speaker 2 (10:29):
Well, good morning, and that's a big Shaw on the radio.
(11:05):
Monday morning, July thirteenth. Good to be back here. We're
put the summer run.
Speaker 13 (11:12):
Up.
Speaker 2 (11:12):
Okay, let's see what's going on a JD's how.
Speaker 10 (11:18):
Many friends will summertimes a common and it's printing your
time to make sure you're more prepared than Daryl Strawberry
and a detox clinic. With all the deals of JD's
twenty four air drive through pint of Gnado Parts Pharmaceutical,
don't get back to tackle discount cigarette out lot. This
summer's bound to be better than a Nixie Chicks mud
wrestling tournament. That's why JD's is announcing the super Sizzling
Summer Cell, where a feller can find all sorts of
potentially hazardous and downright knees slapping fine for the hot
(11:39):
weeks ahead. Like JD's revolutionary yard sprinkler and pressure washer combination,
the jd Super Mega Water wiggle Washer, it'll shoot a
high parent streament to youngins at a skim peeling four
hundred pounds a square, Tommy, It'll cut driveway grease, millview
off a final signing, and has been known to successfully
and efficiently remove those embarrassing dukes of hazzard tattoos.
Speaker 1 (12:00):
Mommy, come here, look at thish.
Speaker 10 (12:02):
And why not lining up the neighborhood cookout with JD's
on new Wacky hot dog loads chef, some of these
babies in y Ostar Mara wieners on You buddies, grill
and watch the mayhem ensue.
Speaker 5 (12:12):
I can't see, I can't see.
Speaker 4 (12:14):
I've been blinded, Bob hot feet, Shrek retreat.
Speaker 10 (12:18):
We got yard monkeys, weed killer, truck wax, post hole digger,
sellar cane, cut off shorts, flip clumps, dog food, propane
subwoof for sweet tea floord fan, and an assortment of
rear end gears to fit any Camaro from sixty nine
to present. And don't forget about this Saturday night out
behind their Concord, North Carolina location for the JD's Caterpillar
Skits Deeerloader paps, blue ribbon outdoor concert pavilion feature and
give them Hell Junior starring Joe Bob Mullins as the
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legendary Junior Johnson.
Speaker 2 (12:40):
So you've got that old car dialed in real good YEP,
sure did, And.
Speaker 10 (12:46):
A special appearance by Ward Burton trying to say caterpillar
skits deerloaders. So throw you money in the truck bed
and head on down. The JD's twenty four hour drive
through Ponting Conado Parks Pharmaceutical and Don't give Bait and
Tackle discount cigarette outlet. Co'm visit our new location in
Johnson City, Tennessee, next to Malon, Monkey's Discount tenn and
Ben's and low Interest Mobile home Loans.
Speaker 5 (13:03):
Do it Today, Jay.
Speaker 1 (13:05):
Ds, Jay Deans, what a Southern boy name? Good morning?
Speaker 2 (13:34):
And the baby shows on the radio. Well, Stan was
supposed to stop Bob, but we're on a pretty tight
security around here. I don't know how in the world
he's gonna pap in.
Speaker 4 (13:43):
Wait, don't mind it, John Boy, Billy, Peter, Jackie, Andy
behind the glass?
Speaker 1 (13:48):
Why up?
Speaker 5 (13:52):
Who's the new girl?
Speaker 4 (13:53):
That's Grandy? Here we go, yakers. So to change the subject,
tell me my ball cap, young friend? Where is the
fair bands quarantine?
Speaker 1 (14:07):
Gasp?
Speaker 4 (14:08):
He's sending horror and disappointment? Say it eat so.
Speaker 2 (14:12):
So I guess she falls under the non essential employee category.
Speaker 5 (14:16):
Yeah, but you're still here, so go figure out. Thanks,
no offense. But she's the reason I pop in.
Speaker 4 (14:22):
If I'd have known that, I wouldn't have been in
such a hurry to get back from vacation on time.
Speaker 1 (14:27):
Take a vacation. Where'd you go? Roome, Italy?
Speaker 10 (14:32):
No?
Speaker 1 (14:32):
Georgia. Of course, italy idiot. I think that you hear
that'll laugh in the middle of a pandemic.
Speaker 5 (14:40):
No, I'll see that.
Speaker 4 (14:41):
United stand You're crazy like a fax, like a what
a fact? I went before all this stuff started, and
it was wonderful. I'm glad I didn't listen to my bearer.
Speaker 1 (14:52):
You're what my.
Speaker 5 (14:55):
Stylist, my own personal floid. If that helps you?
Speaker 1 (14:57):
Oh, I got I got? So what's your barber gotta
do with it?
Speaker 4 (15:01):
You say that funny? Well, I was getting my weekly trimp.
Have you got an intef? I was getting my weekly
trim and I told him where I was going, And
he said, why would anyone go to Rome? It's crowded
and dirty and everyone's sick. How are you gonna get there?
I said, I got a dirt cheap right on United.
He said United. That's a terrible airline. The planes are old,
(15:23):
the flight attendants are ugly, and they're always late.
Speaker 5 (15:26):
Then he says, so where are you staying?
Speaker 4 (15:28):
I says, I'll be in an exclusive little villa on
the Tiber River called Testae.
Speaker 5 (15:32):
He says, say, no more, I know that place.
Speaker 4 (15:35):
Everyone thinks it's gonna be spectacular, But it's a real dump.
So where you're going when you get there? I said, well,
I'm going to the Vatican. Maybe i'll see the Pope.
He snickers and says, yeah, that's rich. You and a
million other people try to see him every day. Boy,
good luck on this lousy trip of yours.
Speaker 5 (15:51):
You'll need it.
Speaker 1 (15:52):
Well, God, sounds like a real wet blanket.
Speaker 4 (15:54):
Hey, gloomy gus, a Donny Downer, a serial buzzkiller, if
you will. So fast forward two months later. I come
back and sure enough he asked me about my trip
to Rome. I says, it was wonderful. Not only was
my flight on time, but I was on a brand
new plane. It was overbooked, so they bumped me up
the first class. The food and wine were magnificent, and
(16:15):
a flight attendant was a twenty eight year old blonde
with a balcony like dpsse.
Speaker 5 (16:22):
The hotel was great.
Speaker 4 (16:23):
They were in the middle of a five million dollar
renovation in My room wasn't ready, so they gave me
the owner suite.
Speaker 5 (16:28):
At no extra charge.
Speaker 4 (16:30):
Oh, by this point I could tell my burmer was
a tad pee. He said, yeah, well that's great, but
I bet you didn't see the Pope, I says, you
know what, I was one of the last people to
tour the Vatican before they closed it down. Swiss Caird
tapped me on the shoulder and explained that the Pantiff
they walked the Holy Father the Pope.
Speaker 5 (16:52):
To get to the point you met the Pope. Did
I tell you this story before?
Speaker 1 (16:57):
No?
Speaker 4 (16:57):
Go ahead, so I told my burmer. The guard said,
the Pope likes to meet visitors when he's able. He
showed me into a little private room, and five minutes
later in walks the Pope. We shook hands and I
knelt before him in awe of his gloriousness. I could
tell that this really stuck in my berber's craw, I remember, says,
So what did he say?
Speaker 1 (17:19):
I said?
Speaker 5 (17:19):
The Pope asked me, who's the idiot that cut my hair?
Speaker 2 (17:25):
You had a great trip, and the top it off,
you gotta pop in from the Poe.
Speaker 5 (17:30):
I hear he's a big popping guy.
Speaker 1 (17:32):
Or is that a poping guy bab sitting here?
Speaker 5 (17:36):
That is a shame good thing. I know where she lives.
Speaker 2 (17:39):
Right Well, next time you have it this way, don't
forget that happens.
Speaker 1 (17:43):
I always do.
Speaker 4 (17:46):
Money pal the sun's up, the birds are singing, and
two of radio's longest running knuckleheads are on the air.
Speaker 1 (17:53):
Well, not right this second, but soon. And that's what
they call hitting the comedy lottery. John Boy and Billy
Big Show.
Speaker 2 (18:02):
Oh they are a Ryan, a regular laugh Ryan Wow.
Speaker 1 (18:43):
Good morning. It's a big show on the radio. Old
gang in here morning celebrating Pillar's birthday. You know, he's
that big celebrator.
Speaker 12 (18:55):
Normally we're on vacation or it's going on a weekend.
Speaker 5 (18:58):
We never really get to say, have birthday.
Speaker 1 (19:00):
That is cool man.
Speaker 6 (19:02):
Honestly, he doesn't want to hear it. There's that I
have given him gifts that he hit me with. He's
done a big celebrate the attention. He doesn't like you
putting him in that emotional state that he has to
say thank you.
Speaker 13 (19:19):
At least one of us has already crossed the line
with him, just in this conversation right here.
Speaker 8 (19:24):
Sure me gets you, Yeah, I say, well, only think
he wanted was the here the bird girl, right, you
know we had the bird man.
Speaker 1 (19:35):
Enough, whole family, the old bird family.
Speaker 2 (19:38):
Why we're so happy birthday as a.
Speaker 7 (19:43):
Bird he died, you know, I think he flew into
a window.
Speaker 3 (19:47):
I hate when that happened.
Speaker 2 (19:49):
So all right we find if you want to. But
this is Pillar's birthday request. Alrighty oh job, everything is
going to all right.
Speaker 11 (20:00):
Come boy, Billy, you know you are the clap your hands,
sing along with us because we are the rap masters,
the Birdman singer killing rappers. You have differentthing on your
big show for the more.
Speaker 1 (20:15):
There's the rock and roll Station ten years and coming more.
Speaker 9 (20:23):
Happy be.
Speaker 5 (20:30):
Forever.
Speaker 2 (20:31):
He's I'm just crying. Oh that was a great birthday. President,
say you bring joy to others for your birthday. Thank you, brother,
I'm out here. Good morning, Big shows on the radio.
(20:53):
Years later, it's our Birdman. Will well chirp, Happy birthday,
two pillars. That's all right, Classic ten minutes and coming more. Yeah,
we got episodes four and five. Wrap up our Big
Show Monday Morning mini movie summertime Classic.
Speaker 1 (21:12):
Let's get the episode four, Rise.
Speaker 4 (21:15):
And shine movie Buffs, It's time for the John Boy
and Billie Big Show Morning Movie Miniseries special. When we
last left our intrepid adventurers, they had barely survived the
colossal Case of the Killer Crabs, only to be captured
by a mysterious tribe of ancient island dwellers.
Speaker 1 (21:29):
Will the madness never end?
Speaker 4 (21:31):
Join us now for the adventures of Captain John Boy
and first mate Spanky in the fourth and final chapter
of OS.
Speaker 1 (21:43):
I recognize the tune, but I cannot understand the lyrics.
Don't you think that sounds familiar?
Speaker 9 (21:48):
And you shut up for two seconds? I can't think.
Speaker 1 (21:51):
Geez, what a crowd.
Speaker 9 (21:52):
Let's scoot over. It's teaching big enough for the two
of us.
Speaker 2 (21:56):
Wouldn't seem so snug if you, big head wouldn't taken
up baller room can hardly breathe.
Speaker 9 (22:01):
Yeah, I got a feeling we won't have to worry
about that much longer. Say what, check out that big
pot of boiling water? Unless I miss my guess, I
think these birds got them a taste for some red
ennick skew.
Speaker 1 (22:13):
Oh, brother, have you seen too many movies? Or what?
Speaker 9 (22:16):
What is that supposed to mean?
Speaker 1 (22:18):
You are something else?
Speaker 9 (22:19):
Boy?
Speaker 2 (22:20):
You see a bunch of half naked natives dancing around
the fire, A big pot of water on the ball,
human skeletons everywhere right away, You're.
Speaker 1 (22:29):
All gloom and doom. Oh boo hoo. The natives are
going he no, I love it.
Speaker 2 (22:33):
I just hope they don't make us do it coconut
deal where we have to put them up our ball
and you stop saying that, and you ever hear that playhouse.
If we can't do it, they cut our heads off.
Speaker 9 (22:44):
But it looks like we're about to find out one
way or the other. Here comes the chief. Now let
me do the talking.
Speaker 2 (22:49):
Save your breath. These guys don't speak English. Listen, told
you bungo, go go go go.
Speaker 1 (23:02):
I wonder what he said.
Speaker 3 (23:04):
I said, enough with the drums already. The guys in
the band take a smoke.
Speaker 9 (23:08):
Roop you batt in a thousand genius.
Speaker 3 (23:11):
Everybody else repare the intrudos for that coconut deal? What
they have to put them up that pot?
Speaker 9 (23:21):
Hold on your cheefee, let's talk about this.
Speaker 3 (23:23):
I'm just kidding. One of the boys overheard you talking
psych Hey they fell for.
Speaker 1 (23:31):
Oh my head. Put a real laef. You're a real
joker there, Chief, Yeah, good one.
Speaker 13 (23:36):
Nah?
Speaker 9 (23:36):
How about cutting us lootes, helping us figure out a
way out of here?
Speaker 3 (23:39):
Oh no, no, no, no, sorry, no, candle, you boys are
staying for dinner, so sweet?
Speaker 9 (23:45):
What do we have?
Speaker 3 (23:46):
It looks like white meat to me?
Speaker 9 (23:51):
What you're still gonna hate us.
Speaker 1 (23:53):
That's how we were bonding, having a laugh.
Speaker 3 (23:55):
What can the bullets can't have a sense of humor?
Speaker 1 (23:58):
We didn't say that.
Speaker 3 (24:00):
Wait, just start Okay. Two cannibals sitting around the fire.
One cannibal says, I really hate my sister. The other
one says, just eat the noodles. My son got sent
home from school for buttering up the teacher. Buttering up
forget it, you know, having for dessert chocolate covered ants
(24:20):
and uncles and uncles.
Speaker 1 (24:26):
I'll be here all week.
Speaker 3 (24:27):
Don't forget to eat your waiter.
Speaker 1 (24:29):
He's good. You gotta get a mad sup.
Speaker 3 (24:32):
It's too bad you guys aren't gonna be a run
for the midnight show. All right, get him in the part,
start with the talking one at last, a little justice.
Speaker 1 (24:42):
So hey, turn me loose. I'm too younger now now
the water's hot?
Speaker 3 (24:48):
Now?
Speaker 1 (24:51):
Oh was it something I said? Did you say?
Speaker 3 (24:59):
Ooh wh wah oh wah.
Speaker 1 (25:02):
Yeah I say it all the time, but that water
was hot?
Speaker 3 (25:07):
Are you the one they called John Boy?
Speaker 1 (25:11):
All alive on a farre about it?
Speaker 3 (25:16):
What do you say there, you big old Harry but
picking no sailing pervert. We listen to you all the
time on the radio.
Speaker 9 (25:25):
You guys have radio, of.
Speaker 3 (25:26):
Course, there's one on every boat left here by our
dinner guests, and judging by the size of your skull,
you must be billy. We love you, guys, but what
happened to your voice?
Speaker 9 (25:39):
It's allergies?
Speaker 3 (25:40):
What are you allergic to?
Speaker 9 (25:42):
Big pots of boiling water?
Speaker 3 (25:44):
No, no, no, no, you are in no danger.
Speaker 1 (25:47):
You mean you're not gonna eat us.
Speaker 3 (25:49):
We can always find other tourists, but how can we
ever replace the big show? Apart from the screams of
our victims begging for mercy? You are our own entertainment.
Speaker 9 (26:01):
Talk about a rough room.
Speaker 1 (26:02):
You are free to.
Speaker 3 (26:03):
Go on one condition, am it?
Speaker 9 (26:06):
Chiefie?
Speaker 3 (26:07):
We could should use a case or two of that
grillin sauce. Make some of our company a little easier
to swallow. Get it easier to swallow, Bunny, You.
Speaker 1 (26:17):
Got it, cheat, But first we gotta get home.
Speaker 3 (26:20):
Well, take any of these bunts you once? How about
a nice yeah, take the eighty foot over there.
Speaker 2 (26:25):
It's not my donzie, but I guess it's okay. Do
you have anything a little bigger?
Speaker 9 (26:30):
You shut up and get on the boat. Thanks a
lot cheap.
Speaker 3 (26:32):
Love, yoke mean it the hello too, Jackie and the derder.
Speaker 9 (26:40):
Oh Man, that was close.
Speaker 2 (26:42):
It's like I told you, it's good to be John Boy. Hey,
look a built in ships compass.
Speaker 9 (26:49):
Oh and look what else?
Speaker 1 (26:50):
Now? A fishpat?
Speaker 9 (26:53):
Do you have anything bigger? You idiot? I hope you've
learned a lesson than all this.
Speaker 1 (26:58):
I sure have.
Speaker 2 (26:59):
It's better to have a nod on my head than
a coconut in my butt.
Speaker 1 (27:03):
Oh.
Speaker 4 (27:04):
Just drive the boat, ahoy, And as our intrepid cruise
sales for home, we waved goodbye to the fourth and
final chapter of this John Boy and Billy Big Show
Morning movie miniseries super.
Speaker 1 (27:15):
Special event until next time.
Speaker 4 (27:17):
This is your morning movie host Burt Fern saying, so long, cinemaniacs.
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Speaker 1 (28:34):
All right, let's do it.
Speaker 9 (28:36):
I went to everybody's head about the bad.
Speaker 1 (28:40):
Word anywhere. Let's meet the contestants.
Speaker 14 (28:42):
We got Holly went from Mountain City, Tennessee.
Speaker 9 (28:46):
Morning, Holly Man man.
Speaker 2 (28:48):
Oh, and we got leave from Coscusco, Mississippi. Cuse cuss,
guess go Mississippi. I love Mississippi town names. Man, you'll
got some wow ones man. All right, we'll good, all right,
(29:09):
we'll leave your own team. Tater and Randy and Holly
be on the John Boy mill side. All right, all right, Lee,
you relax, Me and Holly will go for the first
thirty seconds.
Speaker 1 (29:21):
Are you ready? Holly?
Speaker 9 (29:24):
Yes?
Speaker 1 (29:24):
Do you want to?
Speaker 2 (29:25):
I don't know. If you want to tell me how
to play oh boy.
Speaker 3 (29:28):
Then then definitely yes.
Speaker 15 (29:30):
If you don't know all right, See Holly, he can't
say the actual word he's trying to get you to say,
so he has to say words. He has to say
other words that might make you say the word that
we're trying to get.
Speaker 13 (29:41):
He's going to give you clues and you have to
figure out which word he's trying to get you to say,
and you just say it as soon as you think
you got it.
Speaker 16 (29:47):
Right, Okay, Okay, Yes, she's got it, you see, Holly,
And you have thirty seconds.
Speaker 7 (29:54):
You want to put as many on the board as
you can.
Speaker 1 (29:56):
You know I could explain that to her. Somebody could have.
Speaker 2 (30:01):
But all right, so take our bondage away, all right, Holly,
So you ready, I'm gonna put this word in your head.
Speaker 1 (30:10):
You just shout it out, see, I tell Jacks.
Speaker 5 (30:15):
So sure?
Speaker 1 (30:15):
Now all right, Holly, are you ready?
Speaker 14 (30:20):
I guess?
Speaker 2 (30:21):
Okay? Ready, go for Dale. Castro is a president of
this country where he was? You have these kind of
cigars that come from this country down south of America.
Speaker 1 (30:35):
All right, now I could use y'all's help.
Speaker 2 (30:38):
Oh my god, Havana is in this country America.
Speaker 3 (30:46):
It seems like it sometimes, doesn't it.
Speaker 6 (30:52):
Uh No, Yeah, well I think I found my geography soulmate.
Speaker 2 (31:01):
All right, all well, Holly, listen to Lee and Marcy
go for round one and listen to how how it's done?
Speaker 1 (31:07):
Lee? You understand you you understand the game, right Lee? Yeah?
Speaker 2 (31:11):
Okay, all right, so you editator? Okay, Lee, picking up
on that last one?
Speaker 5 (31:16):
Go Fidel Castro?
Speaker 9 (31:19):
All right.
Speaker 12 (31:19):
This is an instrument that has six strings. You can
play acoustic or electric.
Speaker 4 (31:24):
Uh.
Speaker 12 (31:25):
This is in the cards and playing cards. It's the
highest card. Hey, women put this on their face to
make it yep, not a nice dream? You had a
what kind of dream?
Speaker 1 (31:39):
Nightmare?
Speaker 3 (31:40):
And blink of the falls?
Speaker 1 (31:43):
It was a movie.
Speaker 12 (31:43):
They say, Oh when you do something really great, they
say it's blank.
Speaker 1 (31:48):
Yes, wow, oh yes wow. So Holly, Holly, did you
see how Lee did?
Speaker 16 (31:56):
Yes?
Speaker 1 (31:56):
All right, so you think you got it now?
Speaker 9 (32:00):
Oh?
Speaker 7 (32:01):
No, you're just randomly dial digits?
Speaker 13 (32:10):
And did she know she was gonna play before?
Speaker 1 (32:13):
She's plague?
Speaker 9 (32:18):
All right?
Speaker 2 (32:18):
Okay, the on air contest. You can't pick your contest
as obviously. Let's not drag this out anything that would
be a great Okay, No, do you want Holly to
do it over?
Speaker 11 (32:38):
Now?
Speaker 12 (32:39):
You know this is the game that Ellen plays you know,
she holds the tablet on her head and the person
sitting across from her sees the word, and then Ellen
tries to, you know, describe it so that they say it.
Have you seen Ellen play well now.
Speaker 7 (32:49):
Yes, definitely, Okay, just like any longer.
Speaker 3 (32:54):
I didn't want to give it.
Speaker 2 (32:56):
Let's see what happens, all right, So Billy and Holly
will go for third seconds here a Holly, listen to Billy.
Speaker 1 (33:02):
Are you ready?
Speaker 3 (33:03):
I'm ready?
Speaker 1 (33:04):
Okay.
Speaker 13 (33:05):
Go back in the sixties they had long hair, smoke
pot what were they there?
Speaker 3 (33:10):
You go to see? This is a brand of cracker.
Speaker 13 (33:13):
It's also a thing that Knights used to use in
a joust. No, okay, well you can't skip lance.
Speaker 3 (33:22):
We'll moving on all right.
Speaker 1 (33:24):
Woodie.
Speaker 13 (33:25):
It was a cartoon character. It was this car animal. No,
this is the one that laughed weird. Yeah, exactly what.
Speaker 7 (33:38):
I think you're thinking of. A high school buddy of Johnny.
Speaker 3 (33:43):
Believe it or not, that round went way better.
Speaker 7 (33:48):
But I think we have Holly on every day this week.
Speaker 3 (33:52):
Absolutely, as long as she's playing with Marcy and.
Speaker 1 (33:55):
You, he wins in one round deserving the show. Lee
obviously is.
Speaker 2 (34:04):
And Holly you practice because you can play again anytime.
Speaker 1 (34:08):
And what hairy game you want to play?
Speaker 2 (34:11):
Yeah, we'll make sure that's the one.
Speaker 1 (34:15):
Thank you.
Speaker 2 (34:16):
Have a great day, all right, and Lee your hay
Bo outdoorsprise back headed down to Mississippi.
Speaker 4 (34:24):
Mississippi.
Speaker 5 (34:25):
You're really good too, Lee.
Speaker 2 (34:29):
Good morning, Big Shows on the radio and time of
the Classic Big Request. In the morning, we got Adam
Parks out of Greenville, South Carolina. Adam says a longtime
listener would really like to hear cad Burry living life
with John Boy. Thanks guys, welcome back.
Speaker 3 (34:43):
Thank you.
Speaker 1 (34:44):
Adam will get it for you. Next.
Speaker 2 (35:11):
Good morning, Make Shows on the radio and the Classic
Big Request.
Speaker 1 (35:14):
This morning, long time.
Speaker 2 (35:15):
Listener Adam Parks the Greenville, South Carolina.
Speaker 1 (35:20):
Sir, Sir, sir, what is it Cadbury?
Speaker 2 (35:30):
Can't you see I'm taking my nap? Why didn't you
just knock on the door? I did, Sir, I didn't
hear anything. Yes, what's hard to know what to knock
on a fort sir?
Speaker 17 (35:40):
A gentle rapping on a mighty muffin power Ranger sheet
doesn't carry well over your sewing lugs.
Speaker 1 (35:46):
Well, what do you want?
Speaker 17 (35:48):
I've prepared your luncheon, sir, as you requested right after
nappy time.
Speaker 1 (35:53):
Well, why didn't you say so? Come on in?
Speaker 17 (35:56):
Excuse me?
Speaker 1 (35:56):
You heard me, Cadbury, come on in?
Speaker 17 (35:59):
Wouldn't you just come out?
Speaker 4 (36:01):
So?
Speaker 2 (36:01):
No, Cadburry, it's a matter never been in a fort before.
Speaker 17 (36:05):
I'm too old for that sort of nonsense. Uh how
about if I just slide your food under the pink
power ranger?
Speaker 9 (36:11):
Too old?
Speaker 1 (36:12):
Come on, Cadbury.
Speaker 2 (36:13):
Science has improven that as you get older, it's important
to retain your ability to play. It keeps your brain
active and your imagination alive.
Speaker 5 (36:22):
My imagination is soundly in tex Sa.
Speaker 1 (36:25):
Are you sure positive? If I get in there?
Speaker 17 (36:28):
I can just imagine what will happen.
Speaker 5 (36:29):
Good day, So Cadbury, I order you in the form.
Speaker 17 (36:36):
I know, I know Isley big eye, know you very.
Speaker 3 (36:52):
Hey?
Speaker 5 (36:53):
Came boy?
Speaker 1 (36:54):
Watch it slid over, Cadbury.
Speaker 4 (36:55):
This was your idea, son, just to figure out just
to put my feet?
Speaker 1 (37:01):
Well you can't put them there? Well they didn't. Soun's cotton. Yeah,
and miss Cole have a sandwich.
Speaker 9 (37:11):
Peanut butter and nanasa.
Speaker 1 (37:13):
Extra duce male. I love them. They make me pooty.
And with them being said, I'll be going No, don't
rush y'all. Billy and Randy are coming over. You're not serious?
Speaker 3 (37:24):
Uh?
Speaker 1 (37:24):
Yeah, we can hang out and play a game, perhaps
twist us. So we already have a head start.
Speaker 9 (37:30):
Un looking out.
Speaker 1 (37:32):
Oh dear what? I can't feel my legs? What's wrong
on my arms?
Speaker 5 (37:37):
I've been behind my back home.
Speaker 1 (37:39):
Can't let me help you. I'll just grab you by
the lapels. I'll pull you towards me. At least I careful, careful? Oh,
come on, bead work with me, ex heal or something.
Speaker 2 (37:53):
I can't do it at all?
Speaker 9 (37:56):
Was that mean?
Speaker 2 (37:57):
Oh?
Speaker 9 (37:57):
That was me?
Speaker 1 (37:58):
You dropped me? Square plate of peanut butter and man
of sandwiches. Oh great way to go, ken, you're the
one who dropped me. That's beside the point.
Speaker 2 (38:08):
I hereby ban you from my fore Amen, fine get out.
Speaker 9 (38:20):
Perhaps it's not so bad in hereafter all?
Speaker 1 (38:22):
So you still here? I told you to leave.
Speaker 4 (38:24):
I can't.
Speaker 1 (38:25):
I've tried.
Speaker 9 (38:27):
Our only hope is to wait for Master Randall and
Sir William.
Speaker 1 (38:30):
Perhaps how combined efforts? Will I order you out?
Speaker 12 (38:34):
Now?
Speaker 9 (38:38):
Get out?
Speaker 4 (38:40):
Well?
Speaker 9 (38:42):
This is interesting.
Speaker 1 (38:43):
At least I'm on top this time.
Speaker 9 (38:45):
Where are you? Cad very what?
Speaker 1 (38:50):
Get your big bottom out of my.
Speaker 9 (38:52):
Face I got.
Speaker 1 (38:53):
Oh boy, I can't move either. Now you've done it.
We better do something before Billy and Randy. I'm not
don't come in. Hey, guys, you.
Speaker 6 (39:04):
Man, I'm sorry if we've interrupted something Masterende, So William.
Speaker 1 (39:08):
It's not what you think, you know.
Speaker 18 (39:09):
I always kind of wondered about those two.
Speaker 1 (39:12):
Hey, you guys, cut it out. Get us out of here. Hey,
you do her on your own.
Speaker 9 (39:16):
Now cut that out. That's heading him something injury. Now
get off for you lout.
Speaker 18 (39:22):
Randy, would you like to do the honors on this one?
Speaker 7 (39:24):
And I'd love to, but you know, ever since the surgery,
I still can't whistle listen.
Speaker 18 (39:28):
Oh you're right, okay, stop.
Speaker 1 (40:00):
Good morning, Big shows on the radio. A few moments.
Appreciate y'all hanging out with us this morning. The first
had my man. We had a great time.
Speaker 2 (40:08):
Fillers, Happy birthday, well and go man, wealthy Bird family.
Speaker 1 (40:13):
Back to memory. We gotta man, we gotta go back
to archives. This classic alright. Then went back on the mars.
Let's wrap up the action.
Speaker 14 (40:29):
Ah, the open sea, the blue water, the salty air,
the roll of the waves, my.
Speaker 1 (40:40):
First mate barfing over the edge of the bun Hey, spanky,
that's not what I meant when I said heave too.
Speaker 9 (40:49):
Here's me right when I get for eating breakfast off
the back of a truck under the bridge.
Speaker 1 (40:54):
Well, you said you were ready for life on a
high seas.
Speaker 9 (40:57):
I've been practicing. Been sleeping on a shelf in the closet,
eating cold ravioli and spam out of the can twice
a week. Throw the cat into the pool and yell
man overboard. Sounds like the tides getting ready to go
out again.
Speaker 1 (41:12):
Your larfin is scaring all the fish away. Take something
for your stomach.
Speaker 9 (41:18):
Yeah, there's nothing in here. Looks like you forgot to
pack the gutsby calm tablets again.
Speaker 1 (41:24):
I forgot?
Speaker 2 (41:25):
Do I have to think of everything? I might as
well be at work. Could you at least stand on
the other side of the boat. Why your big old
head blocks of sun?
Speaker 1 (41:36):
You know I freckle?
Speaker 9 (41:39):
Oh my god, you're killing me.
Speaker 2 (41:41):
All right, let's go back to the marina and get
some for your little tommy ache, you whiner. This is
my first fish and tripp and you're ruining it. Hey Gilligan,
did you put the right kind of gas in the boat?
Speaker 9 (41:59):
Yes, stupid, Do you have the engine tuned up.
Speaker 1 (42:03):
Yes, I haven't on a boat before. Hey, did you
weigh anchor?
Speaker 8 (42:08):
Yep?
Speaker 9 (42:08):
One hundred and fifty pounds.
Speaker 2 (42:10):
Ah, I was writing your material, Randy. Now that's a
problem right there. Just get the anchor up.
Speaker 1 (42:17):
Well, what are you waiting for for you to help me?
It's heavy, you big baby? What was I thinking when
I made you? First? Made? You're terrible? Get out of
the way, boy, That is heavy, you big baby?
Speaker 9 (42:31):
What were you thinking?
Speaker 1 (42:32):
But you made yourself?
Speaker 9 (42:33):
Skipper? You're terrible?
Speaker 1 (42:34):
All right? Just use the witch we left Jackie and
tatter ashore Ys, not the witch, the witch, the witch.
This is just a nightmare.
Speaker 9 (42:49):
There you go, cap'n crunch. The anchor is weighed. Let's go.
Speaker 1 (42:57):
Oh great, we're stranded.
Speaker 9 (42:59):
Well, Skipper, what are we gonna do now?
Speaker 1 (43:02):
Swim?
Speaker 9 (43:03):
You're gonna swim twenty miles. You can't get out of.
Speaker 1 (43:06):
The bathtub on your own radio to coastguard with.
Speaker 9 (43:09):
What you had that taking out to put that CD
player in.
Speaker 1 (43:13):
Well maybe it's not as bad as we think. Swim
under the boat and check it out.
Speaker 9 (43:17):
Me.
Speaker 1 (43:18):
Hey, I'm doing all the thinking here. You want me
to get wet too?
Speaker 9 (43:22):
What if fish sharks in the water.
Speaker 2 (43:23):
Don't worry. Sharks never eat anything bigger than they are.
Keep your head under water and you'll be fine.
Speaker 4 (43:31):
Order.
Speaker 1 (43:34):
I wonder if Jaques Cousteau had these kind of problems.
Speaker 9 (43:41):
Well, big boy props and tore up pretty bad.
Speaker 10 (43:45):
What was it?
Speaker 1 (43:46):
Fishing neck, floating mine, giant squid? Nope, license plate, that's
what the big gun. Hey, this is my license play
for the trailer.
Speaker 9 (43:56):
Where'd you get this off the trailer? You forgot to
under the boats, jackass? Thanks for doing all the thinking.
Speaker 1 (44:04):
Well, there's only one thing left to do.
Speaker 9 (44:07):
Die from dehydration and wait for the sea goes to
eat the eyes out of our skulls.
Speaker 1 (44:11):
No, we'll man the life boats.
Speaker 9 (44:13):
What life boats? You spend all your money on them?
Stupid fishing team shirts.
Speaker 16 (44:18):
Well we don't need one. Luckily you wore a hat
siut of that. Look, we even have root for my
big bag.
Speaker 9 (44:29):
Shut up, don't get saltwater on the bread.
Speaker 1 (44:39):
Big boxes here.
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Speaker 2 (44:59):
Why y'all's great dressing Monday that he says he on tomorrow.
Speaker 11 (45:04):
We love you.
Speaker 8 (45:05):
We mean it.
Speaker 1 (45:06):
Anything smart alec to do. You're a bitch,
Good morning. There's a big show on the radio. Take
them me back from vacation.
Speaker 2 (00:27):
Here we are a July thirteenth, oh something long.
Speaker 1 (00:31):
Things gonna be good.
Speaker 2 (00:33):
And I'll tell you what man shows, what a big
show is lasted longer than I don't how many other
syndicated shows in America. Yeah, I'm five PM.
Speaker 3 (00:45):
You can't trust her numbers, they're only seven times.
Speaker 2 (00:51):
Just that last tune, What a production that went into.
Of course, Randy, kudos to you and doing that. I
finish your right, and it's just, you know, unbelievable.
Speaker 1 (01:00):
It's stupid.
Speaker 4 (01:01):
I only I don't really know how the sausage is made.
Speaker 5 (01:05):
I just come to Randy and say can you find
this track?
Speaker 1 (01:07):
And he'll go, yes, I can it.
Speaker 2 (01:09):
So even the backup singers sing noticed the backup singers
in the original song.
Speaker 6 (01:15):
The original song is I Go to Real, So on
the karaoke track it's they Go Rio. So I had
to retrack it so they would say, pi yo, that.
Speaker 1 (01:28):
Is aling something else at the end with those oh.
Speaker 6 (01:31):
The final because he said at the they have makeup
sex at the multiplex. So I had the backup singers
say multi.
Speaker 1 (01:44):
Pillars just like you don't need to do all that.
Speaker 7 (01:46):
No, I don't worry about it, but I can't. I
have one speed.
Speaker 1 (01:50):
I want it.
Speaker 6 (01:50):
I hear it a certain way, and I have to
make it that way.
Speaker 8 (01:54):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (01:55):
See Big Show, John Boy and Billy North Carolina Hall
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Speaker 5 (02:00):
The other end of the city.
Speaker 1 (02:04):
Because y'all, oh.
Speaker 3 (02:08):
I don't know he farted when he did that push up.
Speaker 7 (02:14):
You know what I I'm a turn polisher.
Speaker 1 (02:17):
That's what I do. Work right.
Speaker 2 (02:20):
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Speaker 4 (02:55):
Greetings film fans, and welcome to the Big Show Morning
Movie Miniseries Special. When we last left our heroes, their
seafood dinner had just been interrupted by the main course's mother,
a gigantic mutant crab. Join us now for the continuing
heart stopping adventure of Captain John Boy and first made
Spanky in Part three of the Forms of the Moon.
Speaker 2 (03:16):
Lam Tucker, Spanky, he's about to cut me in half.
Speaker 1 (03:22):
Are you gonna help me or not?
Speaker 9 (03:24):
What does it look like I'm doing?
Speaker 1 (03:25):
It looks like you're climb a tree.
Speaker 9 (03:27):
I'm gonna swing over there on one of these vines
and land on her back. Here go made it?
Speaker 1 (03:42):
Now, what are you gonna do?
Speaker 9 (03:43):
I'm gonna give her a taste of this. The fish
bat her shell can't possibly be any harder than your skull.
Speaker 2 (03:53):
I know how you feel, honey. He's been doing that
to me for two days.
Speaker 9 (03:57):
I'm gonna crack her open like a New England dinner.
Then we're gonna eat big boys. Oh if we only
had some melted butter.
Speaker 1 (04:08):
Let her have it, spiky, but be careful. She's pretty
quick when I was claw.
Speaker 9 (04:12):
I'm not too worried about it.
Speaker 1 (04:16):
I'm telling you, I'm right now. What are we gonna do?
Speaker 9 (04:19):
Well? If she pitches me any tighter for that giant
claw I'll be able to bend over back work. It
just my old button. Goodbye.
Speaker 1 (04:28):
What in the world, Maybe those wax have finally got
into her. Whatever it is, she's dropping us.
Speaker 9 (04:40):
Get off me a big sack of sausage.
Speaker 1 (04:42):
Well do you have to lay right under me? She's
going down.
Speaker 10 (04:46):
B.
Speaker 1 (04:53):
Shoe, that was clothes, spiky, spiky? Where are you?
Speaker 9 (04:58):
I'm down here?
Speaker 1 (05:00):
Oh no, this is terrible.
Speaker 2 (05:02):
In a final fit of rage, the giant crab ate
poor Spanky and now he's down there.
Speaker 1 (05:08):
Well that's what you get for being so mean to me.
Speaker 9 (05:12):
Stopeg stupid.
Speaker 1 (05:14):
I thought the afterlife was supposed to make you mellow.
That's why you went to Haydes. Some folks call it purgatory.
I called it hades.
Speaker 9 (05:21):
Get shot, app I'm not dead. I'm underneath the crab.
Speaker 1 (05:26):
Get me out of air, please.
Speaker 4 (05:31):
Please?
Speaker 1 (05:38):
What's wrong with you? I told you she was going down.
Why didn't you get out of the way.
Speaker 9 (05:42):
I was trying to get out of the way, but
you knocked me down and trampled me, screaming like a
little girl. Ducks, what are you ducking for?
Speaker 1 (05:49):
I was expecting to get bean with that fishbat.
Speaker 9 (05:52):
I lost it under the crab somewhere, but I did
find this. Wow, where'd you find an arrow? Stuck in
the crabs shell? She covered with him? That's what brought
her down? Well?
Speaker 1 (06:04):
Well, what, Well, I'm just.
Speaker 9 (06:06):
Waiting for you to figure out a way to take
credit for this.
Speaker 2 (06:09):
They're probably just artifacts from some ancient civilization that were
buried in the sand.
Speaker 1 (06:14):
And well she started staring up the beach with all
of them left.
Speaker 9 (06:16):
Who hold it? You don't think somebody might actually shot
those arrows?
Speaker 1 (06:22):
Spiky?
Speaker 2 (06:23):
When you've been selling the seas for as long as
I have, you've realized that these islands have been uninhabited
for thousands and thousands of years.
Speaker 9 (06:31):
You see, I suppose that's just some ancient CD and
a primitive boombok.
Speaker 1 (06:39):
I hate to say it, but I'm starting to miss
that fish bath.
Speaker 9 (06:43):
What are you talking about?
Speaker 1 (06:46):
Poking me without arrow?
Speaker 9 (06:47):
I'm not poking you?
Speaker 11 (06:48):
Then?
Speaker 12 (06:49):
Who is?
Speaker 9 (06:51):
They?
Speaker 1 (06:51):
Are? Aisha in a grab skirt.
Speaker 4 (07:01):
It looks like it's out of the crab pot and
onto the shit, kebab?
Speaker 1 (07:04):
What to do? What to do? To find out?
Speaker 4 (07:07):
Tune in next time for part four of The Big
Show Morning Movie mini series special starring John Boy as
John Boy Spanky is spanky and Rue Paul has twinkled
the chief's gay nephew.
Speaker 1 (07:17):
In The Morons A the Move, Long.
Speaker 2 (07:20):
Turner, Right Dan, Episode four, Going on the Edge of
your cushion seat. It's coming up about an hour alright,
just playing the current events quiz Bidley, what are we
dealing with?
Speaker 13 (07:31):
A golden retriever in Tennessee makes history on her birthday.
Speaker 1 (07:36):
Ride one eight hundred.
Speaker 2 (07:37):
Big Show you told Free Line takes see you went next.
(08:05):
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Speaker 1 (08:19):
Friends. It looked like maybe some atitudes.
Speaker 2 (08:21):
That's weird, man, looks like chocolate jelly hooding.
Speaker 1 (08:25):
Yea, looks good. Check it out at the Big Show
dot Com.
Speaker 4 (08:32):
I ready, girl, Okay, come.
Speaker 10 (08:42):
You know what?
Speaker 2 (08:46):
And we got Robert from Reno, Texas. Good morning, Robert,
good morning, good morning. All right man, you had to win.
Let's do it well.
Speaker 13 (08:58):
Steve Headerscheit of Oaklynn, Tennessee, recently through a birthday party
for his beloved Golden retriever Aggie. And it was a
birthday worth making a big deal about, because while the
average golden lives about ten to twelve years, Aggie was
actually older than that. When Steve first adopted her. She
was fourteen at the time, and last month, Aggie officially
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became the oldest Golden retriever in recorded history when she
turned twenty years old. Wow, augu is in pretty good
shape for one hundred and forty in dog years. Steve
says he can tell Aggie's starting to feel her age
when she gives him that look, which means a turn
the heat up. I'm cold, b keep it down. I'm
(09:43):
trying to take a nap or see. Come find a
dog whispering guy for me. I hate this damn remote.
Speaker 1 (09:53):
What you got, Robert?
Speaker 2 (09:55):
See twenty year old old boys? Gool hey, Robert, good work,
Buddy LS tractor prospect. We'll get to you down Reno, Texas.
Speaker 1 (10:09):
All right, sounds good.
Speaker 2 (10:11):
I appreciate your man, budhomne Ho. We're timing to Tommy
your news.
Speaker 1 (10:23):
God damn man.
Speaker 2 (10:29):
Well, good morning, and that's a big Shaw on the radio.
(11:05):
Monday morning, July thirteenth. Good to be back here. We're
put the summer run.
Speaker 13 (11:12):
Up.
Speaker 2 (11:12):
Okay, let's see what's going on a JD's how.
Speaker 10 (11:18):
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time to make sure you're more prepared than Daryl Strawberry
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Speaker 1 (12:00):
Mommy, come here, look at thish.
Speaker 10 (12:02):
And why not lining up the neighborhood cookout with JD's
on new Wacky hot dog loads chef, some of these
babies in y Ostar Mara wieners on You buddies, grill
and watch the mayhem ensue.
Speaker 5 (12:12):
I can't see, I can't see.
Speaker 4 (12:14):
I've been blinded, Bob hot feet, Shrek retreat.
Speaker 10 (12:18):
We got yard monkeys, weed killer, truck wax, post hole digger,
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Speaker 2 (12:40):
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sure did, And.
Speaker 10 (12:46):
A special appearance by Ward Burton trying to say caterpillar
skits deerloaders. So throw you money in the truck bed
and head on down. The JD's twenty four hour drive
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Ben's and low Interest Mobile home Loans.
Speaker 5 (13:03):
Do it Today, Jay.
Speaker 1 (13:05):
Ds, Jay Deans, what a Southern boy name? Good morning?
Speaker 2 (13:34):
And the baby shows on the radio. Well, Stan was
supposed to stop Bob, but we're on a pretty tight
security around here. I don't know how in the world
he's gonna pap in.
Speaker 4 (13:43):
Wait, don't mind it, John Boy, Billy, Peter, Jackie, Andy
behind the glass?
Speaker 1 (13:48):
Why up?
Speaker 5 (13:52):
Who's the new girl?
Speaker 4 (13:53):
That's Grandy? Here we go, yakers. So to change the subject,
tell me my ball cap, young friend? Where is the
fair bands quarantine?
Speaker 1 (14:07):
Gasp?
Speaker 4 (14:08):
He's sending horror and disappointment? Say it eat so.
Speaker 2 (14:12):
So I guess she falls under the non essential employee category.
Speaker 5 (14:16):
Yeah, but you're still here, so go figure out. Thanks,
no offense. But she's the reason I pop in.
Speaker 4 (14:22):
If I'd have known that, I wouldn't have been in
such a hurry to get back from vacation on time.
Speaker 1 (14:27):
Take a vacation. Where'd you go? Roome, Italy?
Speaker 10 (14:32):
No?
Speaker 1 (14:32):
Georgia. Of course, italy idiot. I think that you hear
that'll laugh in the middle of a pandemic.
Speaker 5 (14:40):
No, I'll see that.
Speaker 4 (14:41):
United stand You're crazy like a fax, like a what
a fact? I went before all this stuff started, and
it was wonderful. I'm glad I didn't listen to my bearer.
Speaker 1 (14:52):
You're what my.
Speaker 5 (14:55):
Stylist, my own personal floid. If that helps you?
Speaker 1 (14:57):
Oh, I got I got? So what's your barber gotta
do with it?
Speaker 4 (15:01):
You say that funny? Well, I was getting my weekly trimp.
Have you got an intef? I was getting my weekly
trim and I told him where I was going, And
he said, why would anyone go to Rome? It's crowded
and dirty and everyone's sick. How are you gonna get there?
I said, I got a dirt cheap right on United.
He said United. That's a terrible airline. The planes are old,
(15:23):
the flight attendants are ugly, and they're always late.
Speaker 5 (15:26):
Then he says, so where are you staying?
Speaker 4 (15:28):
I says, I'll be in an exclusive little villa on
the Tiber River called Testae.
Speaker 5 (15:32):
He says, say, no more, I know that place.
Speaker 4 (15:35):
Everyone thinks it's gonna be spectacular, But it's a real dump.
So where you're going when you get there? I said, well,
I'm going to the Vatican. Maybe i'll see the Pope.
He snickers and says, yeah, that's rich. You and a
million other people try to see him every day. Boy,
good luck on this lousy trip of yours.
Speaker 5 (15:51):
You'll need it.
Speaker 1 (15:52):
Well, God, sounds like a real wet blanket.
Speaker 4 (15:54):
Hey, gloomy gus, a Donny Downer, a serial buzzkiller, if
you will. So fast forward two months later. I come
back and sure enough he asked me about my trip
to Rome. I says, it was wonderful. Not only was
my flight on time, but I was on a brand
new plane. It was overbooked, so they bumped me up
the first class. The food and wine were magnificent, and
(16:15):
a flight attendant was a twenty eight year old blonde
with a balcony like dpsse.
Speaker 5 (16:22):
The hotel was great.
Speaker 4 (16:23):
They were in the middle of a five million dollar
renovation in My room wasn't ready, so they gave me
the owner suite.
Speaker 5 (16:28):
At no extra charge.
Speaker 4 (16:30):
Oh, by this point I could tell my burmer was
a tad pee. He said, yeah, well that's great, but
I bet you didn't see the Pope, I says, you
know what, I was one of the last people to
tour the Vatican before they closed it down. Swiss Caird
tapped me on the shoulder and explained that the Pantiff
they walked the Holy Father the Pope.
Speaker 5 (16:52):
To get to the point you met the Pope. Did
I tell you this story before?
Speaker 1 (16:57):
No?
Speaker 4 (16:57):
Go ahead, so I told my burmer. The guard said,
the Pope likes to meet visitors when he's able. He
showed me into a little private room, and five minutes
later in walks the Pope. We shook hands and I
knelt before him in awe of his gloriousness. I could
tell that this really stuck in my berber's craw, I remember, says,
So what did he say?
Speaker 1 (17:19):
I said?
Speaker 5 (17:19):
The Pope asked me, who's the idiot that cut my hair?
Speaker 2 (17:25):
You had a great trip, and the top it off,
you gotta pop in from the Poe.
Speaker 5 (17:30):
I hear he's a big popping guy.
Speaker 1 (17:32):
Or is that a poping guy bab sitting here?
Speaker 5 (17:36):
That is a shame good thing. I know where she lives.
Speaker 2 (17:39):
Right Well, next time you have it this way, don't
forget that happens.
Speaker 1 (17:43):
I always do.
Speaker 4 (17:46):
Money pal the sun's up, the birds are singing, and
two of radio's longest running knuckleheads are on the air.
Speaker 1 (17:53):
Well, not right this second, but soon. And that's what
they call hitting the comedy lottery. John Boy and Billy
Big Show.
Speaker 2 (18:02):
Oh they are a Ryan, a regular laugh Ryan Wow.
Speaker 1 (18:43):
Good morning. It's a big show on the radio. Old
gang in here morning celebrating Pillar's birthday. You know, he's
that big celebrator.
Speaker 12 (18:55):
Normally we're on vacation or it's going on a weekend.
Speaker 5 (18:58):
We never really get to say, have birthday.
Speaker 1 (19:00):
That is cool man.
Speaker 6 (19:02):
Honestly, he doesn't want to hear it. There's that I
have given him gifts that he hit me with. He's
done a big celebrate the attention. He doesn't like you
putting him in that emotional state that he has to
say thank you.
Speaker 13 (19:19):
At least one of us has already crossed the line
with him, just in this conversation right here.
Speaker 8 (19:24):
Sure me gets you, Yeah, I say, well, only think
he wanted was the here the bird girl, right, you
know we had the bird man.
Speaker 1 (19:35):
Enough, whole family, the old bird family.
Speaker 2 (19:38):
Why we're so happy birthday as a.
Speaker 7 (19:43):
Bird he died, you know, I think he flew into
a window.
Speaker 3 (19:47):
I hate when that happened.
Speaker 2 (19:49):
So all right we find if you want to. But
this is Pillar's birthday request. Alrighty oh job, everything is
going to all right.
Speaker 11 (20:00):
Come boy, Billy, you know you are the clap your hands,
sing along with us because we are the rap masters,
the Birdman singer killing rappers. You have differentthing on your
big show for the more.
Speaker 1 (20:15):
There's the rock and roll Station ten years and coming more.
Speaker 9 (20:23):
Happy be.
Speaker 5 (20:30):
Forever.
Speaker 2 (20:31):
He's I'm just crying. Oh that was a great birthday. President,
say you bring joy to others for your birthday. Thank you, brother,
I'm out here. Good morning, Big shows on the radio.
(20:53):
Years later, it's our Birdman. Will well chirp, Happy birthday,
two pillars. That's all right, Classic ten minutes and coming more. Yeah,
we got episodes four and five. Wrap up our Big
Show Monday Morning mini movie summertime Classic.
Speaker 1 (21:12):
Let's get the episode four, Rise.
Speaker 4 (21:15):
And shine movie Buffs, It's time for the John Boy
and Billie Big Show Morning Movie Miniseries special. When we
last left our intrepid adventurers, they had barely survived the
colossal Case of the Killer Crabs, only to be captured
by a mysterious tribe of ancient island dwellers.
Speaker 1 (21:29):
Will the madness never end?
Speaker 4 (21:31):
Join us now for the adventures of Captain John Boy
and first mate Spanky in the fourth and final chapter
of OS.
Speaker 1 (21:43):
I recognize the tune, but I cannot understand the lyrics.
Don't you think that sounds familiar?
Speaker 9 (21:48):
And you shut up for two seconds? I can't think.
Speaker 1 (21:51):
Geez, what a crowd.
Speaker 9 (21:52):
Let's scoot over. It's teaching big enough for the two
of us.
Speaker 2 (21:56):
Wouldn't seem so snug if you, big head wouldn't taken
up baller room can hardly breathe.
Speaker 9 (22:01):
Yeah, I got a feeling we won't have to worry
about that much longer. Say what, check out that big
pot of boiling water? Unless I miss my guess, I
think these birds got them a taste for some red
ennick skew.
Speaker 1 (22:13):
Oh, brother, have you seen too many movies? Or what?
Speaker 9 (22:16):
What is that supposed to mean?
Speaker 1 (22:18):
You are something else?
Speaker 9 (22:19):
Boy?
Speaker 2 (22:20):
You see a bunch of half naked natives dancing around
the fire, A big pot of water on the ball,
human skeletons everywhere right away, You're.
Speaker 1 (22:29):
All gloom and doom. Oh boo hoo. The natives are
going he no, I love it.
Speaker 2 (22:33):
I just hope they don't make us do it coconut
deal where we have to put them up our ball
and you stop saying that, and you ever hear that playhouse.
If we can't do it, they cut our heads off.
Speaker 9 (22:44):
But it looks like we're about to find out one
way or the other. Here comes the chief. Now let
me do the talking.
Speaker 2 (22:49):
Save your breath. These guys don't speak English. Listen, told
you bungo, go go go go.
Speaker 1 (23:02):
I wonder what he said.
Speaker 3 (23:04):
I said, enough with the drums already. The guys in
the band take a smoke.
Speaker 9 (23:08):
Roop you batt in a thousand genius.
Speaker 3 (23:11):
Everybody else repare the intrudos for that coconut deal? What
they have to put them up that pot?
Speaker 9 (23:21):
Hold on your cheefee, let's talk about this.
Speaker 3 (23:23):
I'm just kidding. One of the boys overheard you talking
psych Hey they fell for.
Speaker 1 (23:31):
Oh my head. Put a real laef. You're a real
joker there, Chief, Yeah, good one.
Speaker 13 (23:36):
Nah?
Speaker 9 (23:36):
How about cutting us lootes, helping us figure out a
way out of here?
Speaker 3 (23:39):
Oh no, no, no, no, sorry, no, candle, you boys are
staying for dinner, so sweet?
Speaker 9 (23:45):
What do we have?
Speaker 3 (23:46):
It looks like white meat to me?
Speaker 9 (23:51):
What you're still gonna hate us.
Speaker 1 (23:53):
That's how we were bonding, having a laugh.
Speaker 3 (23:55):
What can the bullets can't have a sense of humor?
Speaker 1 (23:58):
We didn't say that.
Speaker 3 (24:00):
Wait, just start Okay. Two cannibals sitting around the fire.
One cannibal says, I really hate my sister. The other
one says, just eat the noodles. My son got sent
home from school for buttering up the teacher. Buttering up
forget it, you know, having for dessert chocolate covered ants
(24:20):
and uncles and uncles.
Speaker 1 (24:26):
I'll be here all week.
Speaker 3 (24:27):
Don't forget to eat your waiter.
Speaker 1 (24:29):
He's good. You gotta get a mad sup.
Speaker 3 (24:32):
It's too bad you guys aren't gonna be a run
for the midnight show. All right, get him in the part,
start with the talking one at last, a little justice.
Speaker 1 (24:42):
So hey, turn me loose. I'm too younger now now
the water's hot?
Speaker 3 (24:48):
Now?
Speaker 1 (24:51):
Oh was it something I said? Did you say?
Speaker 3 (24:59):
Ooh wh wah oh wah.
Speaker 1 (25:02):
Yeah I say it all the time, but that water
was hot?
Speaker 3 (25:07):
Are you the one they called John Boy?
Speaker 1 (25:11):
All alive on a farre about it?
Speaker 3 (25:16):
What do you say there, you big old Harry but
picking no sailing pervert. We listen to you all the
time on the radio.
Speaker 9 (25:25):
You guys have radio, of.
Speaker 3 (25:26):
Course, there's one on every boat left here by our
dinner guests, and judging by the size of your skull,
you must be billy. We love you, guys, but what
happened to your voice?
Speaker 9 (25:39):
It's allergies?
Speaker 3 (25:40):
What are you allergic to?
Speaker 9 (25:42):
Big pots of boiling water?
Speaker 3 (25:44):
No, no, no, no, you are in no danger.
Speaker 1 (25:47):
You mean you're not gonna eat us.
Speaker 3 (25:49):
We can always find other tourists, but how can we
ever replace the big show? Apart from the screams of
our victims begging for mercy? You are our own entertainment.
Speaker 9 (26:01):
Talk about a rough room.
Speaker 1 (26:02):
You are free to.
Speaker 3 (26:03):
Go on one condition, am it?
Speaker 9 (26:06):
Chiefie?
Speaker 3 (26:07):
We could should use a case or two of that
grillin sauce. Make some of our company a little easier
to swallow. Get it easier to swallow, Bunny, You.
Speaker 1 (26:17):
Got it, cheat, But first we gotta get home.
Speaker 3 (26:20):
Well, take any of these bunts you once? How about
a nice yeah, take the eighty foot over there.
Speaker 2 (26:25):
It's not my donzie, but I guess it's okay. Do
you have anything a little bigger?
Speaker 9 (26:30):
You shut up and get on the boat. Thanks a
lot cheap.
Speaker 3 (26:32):
Love, yoke mean it the hello too, Jackie and the derder.
Speaker 9 (26:40):
Oh Man, that was close.
Speaker 2 (26:42):
It's like I told you, it's good to be John Boy. Hey,
look a built in ships compass.
Speaker 9 (26:49):
Oh and look what else?
Speaker 1 (26:50):
Now? A fishpat?
Speaker 9 (26:53):
Do you have anything bigger? You idiot? I hope you've
learned a lesson than all this.
Speaker 1 (26:58):
I sure have.
Speaker 2 (26:59):
It's better to have a nod on my head than
a coconut in my butt.
Speaker 1 (27:03):
Oh.
Speaker 4 (27:04):
Just drive the boat, ahoy, And as our intrepid cruise
sales for home, we waved goodbye to the fourth and
final chapter of this John Boy and Billy Big Show
Morning movie miniseries super.
Speaker 1 (27:15):
Special event until next time.
Speaker 4 (27:17):
This is your morning movie host Burt Fern saying, so long, cinemaniacs.
Speaker 2 (27:22):
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Speaker 1 (28:34):
All right, let's do it.
Speaker 9 (28:36):
I went to everybody's head about the bad.
Speaker 1 (28:40):
Word anywhere. Let's meet the contestants.
Speaker 14 (28:42):
We got Holly went from Mountain City, Tennessee.
Speaker 9 (28:46):
Morning, Holly Man man.
Speaker 2 (28:48):
Oh, and we got leave from Coscusco, Mississippi. Cuse cuss,
guess go Mississippi. I love Mississippi town names. Man, you'll
got some wow ones man. All right, we'll good, all right,
(29:09):
we'll leave your own team. Tater and Randy and Holly
be on the John Boy mill side. All right, all right, Lee,
you relax, Me and Holly will go for the first
thirty seconds.
Speaker 1 (29:21):
Are you ready? Holly?
Speaker 9 (29:24):
Yes?
Speaker 1 (29:24):
Do you want to?
Speaker 2 (29:25):
I don't know. If you want to tell me how
to play oh boy.
Speaker 3 (29:28):
Then then definitely yes.
Speaker 15 (29:30):
If you don't know all right, See Holly, he can't
say the actual word he's trying to get you to say,
so he has to say words. He has to say
other words that might make you say the word that
we're trying to get.
Speaker 13 (29:41):
He's going to give you clues and you have to
figure out which word he's trying to get you to say,
and you just say it as soon as you think
you got it.
Speaker 16 (29:47):
Right, Okay, Okay, Yes, she's got it, you see, Holly,
And you have thirty seconds.
Speaker 7 (29:54):
You want to put as many on the board as
you can.
Speaker 1 (29:56):
You know I could explain that to her. Somebody could have.
Speaker 2 (30:01):
But all right, so take our bondage away, all right, Holly,
So you ready, I'm gonna put this word in your head.
Speaker 1 (30:10):
You just shout it out, see, I tell Jacks.
Speaker 5 (30:15):
So sure?
Speaker 1 (30:15):
Now all right, Holly, are you ready?
Speaker 14 (30:20):
I guess?
Speaker 2 (30:21):
Okay? Ready, go for Dale. Castro is a president of
this country where he was? You have these kind of
cigars that come from this country down south of America.
Speaker 1 (30:35):
All right, now I could use y'all's help.
Speaker 2 (30:38):
Oh my god, Havana is in this country America.
Speaker 3 (30:46):
It seems like it sometimes, doesn't it.
Speaker 6 (30:52):
Uh No, Yeah, well I think I found my geography soulmate.
Speaker 2 (31:01):
All right, all well, Holly, listen to Lee and Marcy
go for round one and listen to how how it's done?
Speaker 1 (31:07):
Lee? You understand you you understand the game, right Lee? Yeah?
Speaker 2 (31:11):
Okay, all right, so you editator? Okay, Lee, picking up
on that last one?
Speaker 5 (31:16):
Go Fidel Castro?
Speaker 9 (31:19):
All right.
Speaker 12 (31:19):
This is an instrument that has six strings. You can
play acoustic or electric.
Speaker 4 (31:24):
Uh.
Speaker 12 (31:25):
This is in the cards and playing cards. It's the
highest card. Hey, women put this on their face to
make it yep, not a nice dream? You had a
what kind of dream?
Speaker 1 (31:39):
Nightmare?
Speaker 3 (31:40):
And blink of the falls?
Speaker 1 (31:43):
It was a movie.
Speaker 12 (31:43):
They say, Oh when you do something really great, they
say it's blank.
Speaker 1 (31:48):
Yes, wow, oh yes wow. So Holly, Holly, did you
see how Lee did?
Speaker 16 (31:56):
Yes?
Speaker 1 (31:56):
All right, so you think you got it now?
Speaker 9 (32:00):
Oh?
Speaker 7 (32:01):
No, you're just randomly dial digits?
Speaker 13 (32:10):
And did she know she was gonna play before?
Speaker 1 (32:13):
She's plague?
Speaker 9 (32:18):
All right?
Speaker 2 (32:18):
Okay, the on air contest. You can't pick your contest
as obviously. Let's not drag this out anything that would
be a great Okay, No, do you want Holly to
do it over?
Speaker 11 (32:38):
Now?
Speaker 12 (32:39):
You know this is the game that Ellen plays you know,
she holds the tablet on her head and the person
sitting across from her sees the word, and then Ellen
tries to, you know, describe it so that they say it.
Have you seen Ellen play well now.
Speaker 7 (32:49):
Yes, definitely, Okay, just like any longer.
Speaker 3 (32:54):
I didn't want to give it.
Speaker 2 (32:56):
Let's see what happens, all right, So Billy and Holly
will go for third seconds here a Holly, listen to Billy.
Speaker 1 (33:02):
Are you ready?
Speaker 3 (33:03):
I'm ready?
Speaker 1 (33:04):
Okay.
Speaker 13 (33:05):
Go back in the sixties they had long hair, smoke
pot what were they there?
Speaker 3 (33:10):
You go to see? This is a brand of cracker.
Speaker 13 (33:13):
It's also a thing that Knights used to use in
a joust. No, okay, well you can't skip lance.
Speaker 3 (33:22):
We'll moving on all right.
Speaker 1 (33:24):
Woodie.
Speaker 13 (33:25):
It was a cartoon character. It was this car animal. No,
this is the one that laughed weird. Yeah, exactly what.
Speaker 7 (33:38):
I think you're thinking of. A high school buddy of Johnny.
Speaker 3 (33:43):
Believe it or not, that round went way better.
Speaker 7 (33:48):
But I think we have Holly on every day this week.
Speaker 3 (33:52):
Absolutely, as long as she's playing with Marcy and.
Speaker 1 (33:55):
You, he wins in one round deserving the show. Lee
obviously is.
Speaker 2 (34:04):
And Holly you practice because you can play again anytime.
Speaker 1 (34:08):
And what hairy game you want to play?
Speaker 2 (34:11):
Yeah, we'll make sure that's the one.
Speaker 1 (34:15):
Thank you.
Speaker 2 (34:16):
Have a great day, all right, and Lee your hay
Bo outdoorsprise back headed down to Mississippi.
Speaker 4 (34:24):
Mississippi.
Speaker 5 (34:25):
You're really good too, Lee.
Speaker 2 (34:29):
Good morning, Big Shows on the radio and time of
the Classic Big Request. In the morning, we got Adam
Parks out of Greenville, South Carolina. Adam says a longtime
listener would really like to hear cad Burry living life
with John Boy. Thanks guys, welcome back.
Speaker 3 (34:43):
Thank you.
Speaker 1 (34:44):
Adam will get it for you. Next.
Speaker 2 (35:11):
Good morning, Make Shows on the radio and the Classic
Big Request.
Speaker 1 (35:14):
This morning, long time.
Speaker 2 (35:15):
Listener Adam Parks the Greenville, South Carolina.
Speaker 1 (35:20):
Sir, Sir, sir, what is it Cadbury?
Speaker 2 (35:30):
Can't you see I'm taking my nap? Why didn't you
just knock on the door? I did, Sir, I didn't
hear anything. Yes, what's hard to know what to knock
on a fort sir?
Speaker 17 (35:40):
A gentle rapping on a mighty muffin power Ranger sheet
doesn't carry well over your sewing lugs.
Speaker 1 (35:46):
Well, what do you want?
Speaker 17 (35:48):
I've prepared your luncheon, sir, as you requested right after
nappy time.
Speaker 1 (35:53):
Well, why didn't you say so? Come on in?
Speaker 17 (35:56):
Excuse me?
Speaker 1 (35:56):
You heard me, Cadbury, come on in?
Speaker 17 (35:59):
Wouldn't you just come out?
Speaker 4 (36:01):
So?
Speaker 2 (36:01):
No, Cadburry, it's a matter never been in a fort before.
Speaker 17 (36:05):
I'm too old for that sort of nonsense. Uh how
about if I just slide your food under the pink
power ranger?
Speaker 9 (36:11):
Too old?
Speaker 1 (36:12):
Come on, Cadbury.
Speaker 2 (36:13):
Science has improven that as you get older, it's important
to retain your ability to play. It keeps your brain
active and your imagination alive.
Speaker 5 (36:22):
My imagination is soundly in tex Sa.
Speaker 1 (36:25):
Are you sure positive? If I get in there?
Speaker 17 (36:28):
I can just imagine what will happen.
Speaker 5 (36:29):
Good day, So Cadbury, I order you in the form.
Speaker 17 (36:36):
I know, I know Isley big eye, know you very.
Speaker 3 (36:52):
Hey?
Speaker 5 (36:53):
Came boy?
Speaker 1 (36:54):
Watch it slid over, Cadbury.
Speaker 4 (36:55):
This was your idea, son, just to figure out just
to put my feet?
Speaker 1 (37:01):
Well you can't put them there? Well they didn't. Soun's cotton. Yeah,
and miss Cole have a sandwich.
Speaker 9 (37:11):
Peanut butter and nanasa.
Speaker 1 (37:13):
Extra duce male. I love them. They make me pooty.
And with them being said, I'll be going No, don't
rush y'all. Billy and Randy are coming over. You're not serious?
Speaker 3 (37:24):
Uh?
Speaker 1 (37:24):
Yeah, we can hang out and play a game, perhaps
twist us. So we already have a head start.
Speaker 9 (37:30):
Un looking out.
Speaker 1 (37:32):
Oh dear what? I can't feel my legs? What's wrong
on my arms?
Speaker 5 (37:37):
I've been behind my back home.
Speaker 1 (37:39):
Can't let me help you. I'll just grab you by
the lapels. I'll pull you towards me. At least I careful, careful? Oh,
come on, bead work with me, ex heal or something.
Speaker 2 (37:53):
I can't do it at all?
Speaker 9 (37:56):
Was that mean?
Speaker 2 (37:57):
Oh?
Speaker 9 (37:57):
That was me?
Speaker 1 (37:58):
You dropped me? Square plate of peanut butter and man
of sandwiches. Oh great way to go, ken, you're the
one who dropped me. That's beside the point.
Speaker 2 (38:08):
I hereby ban you from my fore Amen, fine get out.
Speaker 9 (38:20):
Perhaps it's not so bad in hereafter all?
Speaker 1 (38:22):
So you still here? I told you to leave.
Speaker 4 (38:24):
I can't.
Speaker 1 (38:25):
I've tried.
Speaker 9 (38:27):
Our only hope is to wait for Master Randall and
Sir William.
Speaker 1 (38:30):
Perhaps how combined efforts? Will I order you out?
Speaker 12 (38:34):
Now?
Speaker 9 (38:38):
Get out?
Speaker 4 (38:40):
Well?
Speaker 9 (38:42):
This is interesting.
Speaker 1 (38:43):
At least I'm on top this time.
Speaker 9 (38:45):
Where are you? Cad very what?
Speaker 1 (38:50):
Get your big bottom out of my.
Speaker 9 (38:52):
Face I got.
Speaker 1 (38:53):
Oh boy, I can't move either. Now you've done it.
We better do something before Billy and Randy. I'm not
don't come in. Hey, guys, you.
Speaker 6 (39:04):
Man, I'm sorry if we've interrupted something Masterende, So William.
Speaker 1 (39:08):
It's not what you think, you know.
Speaker 18 (39:09):
I always kind of wondered about those two.
Speaker 1 (39:12):
Hey, you guys, cut it out. Get us out of here. Hey,
you do her on your own.
Speaker 9 (39:16):
Now cut that out. That's heading him something injury. Now
get off for you lout.
Speaker 18 (39:22):
Randy, would you like to do the honors on this one?
Speaker 7 (39:24):
And I'd love to, but you know, ever since the surgery,
I still can't whistle listen.
Speaker 18 (39:28):
Oh you're right, okay, stop.
Speaker 1 (40:00):
Good morning, Big shows on the radio. A few moments.
Appreciate y'all hanging out with us this morning. The first
had my man. We had a great time.
Speaker 2 (40:08):
Fillers, Happy birthday, well and go man, wealthy Bird family.
Speaker 1 (40:13):
Back to memory. We gotta man, we gotta go back
to archives. This classic alright. Then went back on the mars.
Let's wrap up the action.
Speaker 14 (40:29):
Ah, the open sea, the blue water, the salty air,
the roll of the waves, my.
Speaker 1 (40:40):
First mate barfing over the edge of the bun Hey, spanky,
that's not what I meant when I said heave too.
Speaker 9 (40:49):
Here's me right when I get for eating breakfast off
the back of a truck under the bridge.
Speaker 1 (40:54):
Well, you said you were ready for life on a
high seas.
Speaker 9 (40:57):
I've been practicing. Been sleeping on a shelf in the closet,
eating cold ravioli and spam out of the can twice
a week. Throw the cat into the pool and yell
man overboard. Sounds like the tides getting ready to go
out again.
Speaker 1 (41:12):
Your larfin is scaring all the fish away. Take something
for your stomach.
Speaker 9 (41:18):
Yeah, there's nothing in here. Looks like you forgot to
pack the gutsby calm tablets again.
Speaker 1 (41:24):
I forgot?
Speaker 2 (41:25):
Do I have to think of everything? I might as
well be at work. Could you at least stand on
the other side of the boat. Why your big old
head blocks of sun?
Speaker 1 (41:36):
You know I freckle?
Speaker 9 (41:39):
Oh my god, you're killing me.
Speaker 2 (41:41):
All right, let's go back to the marina and get
some for your little tommy ache, you whiner. This is
my first fish and tripp and you're ruining it. Hey Gilligan,
did you put the right kind of gas in the boat?
Speaker 9 (41:59):
Yes, stupid, Do you have the engine tuned up.
Speaker 1 (42:03):
Yes, I haven't on a boat before. Hey, did you
weigh anchor?
Speaker 8 (42:08):
Yep?
Speaker 9 (42:08):
One hundred and fifty pounds.
Speaker 2 (42:10):
Ah, I was writing your material, Randy. Now that's a
problem right there. Just get the anchor up.
Speaker 1 (42:17):
Well, what are you waiting for for you to help me?
It's heavy, you big baby? What was I thinking when
I made you? First? Made? You're terrible? Get out of
the way, boy, That is heavy, you big baby?
Speaker 9 (42:31):
What were you thinking?
Speaker 1 (42:32):
But you made yourself?
Speaker 9 (42:33):
Skipper? You're terrible?
Speaker 1 (42:34):
All right? Just use the witch we left Jackie and
tatter ashore Ys, not the witch, the witch, the witch.
This is just a nightmare.
Speaker 9 (42:49):
There you go, cap'n crunch. The anchor is weighed. Let's go.
Speaker 1 (42:57):
Oh great, we're stranded.
Speaker 9 (42:59):
Well, Skipper, what are we gonna do now?
Speaker 1 (43:02):
Swim?
Speaker 9 (43:03):
You're gonna swim twenty miles. You can't get out of.
Speaker 1 (43:06):
The bathtub on your own radio to coastguard with.
Speaker 9 (43:09):
What you had that taking out to put that CD
player in.
Speaker 1 (43:13):
Well maybe it's not as bad as we think. Swim
under the boat and check it out.
Speaker 9 (43:17):
Me.
Speaker 1 (43:18):
Hey, I'm doing all the thinking here. You want me
to get wet too?
Speaker 9 (43:22):
What if fish sharks in the water.
Speaker 2 (43:23):
Don't worry. Sharks never eat anything bigger than they are.
Keep your head under water and you'll be fine.
Speaker 4 (43:31):
Order.
Speaker 1 (43:34):
I wonder if Jaques Cousteau had these kind of problems.
Speaker 9 (43:41):
Well, big boy props and tore up pretty bad.
Speaker 10 (43:45):
What was it?
Speaker 1 (43:46):
Fishing neck, floating mine, giant squid? Nope, license plate, that's
what the big gun. Hey, this is my license play
for the trailer.
Speaker 9 (43:56):
Where'd you get this off the trailer? You forgot to
under the boats, jackass? Thanks for doing all the thinking.
Speaker 1 (44:04):
Well, there's only one thing left to do.
Speaker 9 (44:07):
Die from dehydration and wait for the sea goes to
eat the eyes out of our skulls.
Speaker 1 (44:11):
No, we'll man the life boats.
Speaker 9 (44:13):
What life boats? You spend all your money on them?
Stupid fishing team shirts.
Speaker 16 (44:18):
Well we don't need one. Luckily you wore a hat
siut of that. Look, we even have root for my
big bag.
Speaker 9 (44:29):
Shut up, don't get saltwater on the bread.
Speaker 1 (44:39):
Big boxes here.
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Speaker 2 (44:59):
Why y'all's great dressing Monday that he says he on tomorrow.
Speaker 11 (45:04):
We love you.
Speaker 8 (45:05):
We mean it.
Speaker 1 (45:06):
Anything smart alec to do. You're a bitch,
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