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July 18, 2024 41 mins

Thursday (pt 2 of 2): On today’s Late Riser’s Podcast, Pinkard and Bowden perform “Waffle House Blues”.. - We bring back the Big Show Band for “King Trump”.. - We check in on the excitement going on over at Whitey Ford.. - Rabbi Myron Bergstein reviews the movie, “Thelma”.. - Doug Rice from the Performance Racing Network gives us an update on NASCAR.. - and we’ll check in on Hoyt after his trip to Delbert’s family reunion!

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Speaker 1 (00:02):
Good morning, Big Shows on the radio. Coming up, we
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(00:24):
we'll play for minutes right now on the line. Actually,
he's in his studio at Charlotte Motor Speedway and his
victory lap year. It's on track with Doug Rice. Good morning, Doug.

Speaker 2 (00:35):
Good morning John boy. I thought you were doing like
your Chris Berman imitation there.

Speaker 3 (00:40):
That's right.

Speaker 1 (00:41):
Had the home run derby this is this week and
I didn't miss him and Hanson didn't either. How about that.

Speaker 4 (00:46):
Okay, that's amazing. I think a lot of people did.

Speaker 3 (00:49):
Well.

Speaker 1 (00:49):
Let's catch up on this NASCAR thing, Doug. After Chicago
Road Race. How many people was watching that race?

Speaker 2 (00:56):
Plus three million, huge second only to the day of
five hundred viewing this year.

Speaker 1 (01:02):
That's it. And then of course last weekend it was
Pokono and Ryan Blaney gets his second win of the
year on a Ford big.

Speaker 2 (01:09):
Win for him strategy race. They got out of the
pits first on the last round of pit stops and
that made all the difference. There wasn't a lot of passing.
It was still an intriguing race to watch, and Blaney
deserved that. They're getting hot. They won two of the
last five races, and it's kind of the pattern they
had last year. Just chuggle on through the season and
get hot toward the end. I mean, we're not to

(01:29):
the playoffs yet, but they're trending in the right direction, right.

Speaker 1 (01:32):
Okay, Now we're not getting ahead of ourselves. We do
have the Brickyard four hundred this Sunday. We talk about that.
And then you guys, NASCAR are gonna take two weeks
off because of the Olympics on NBC.

Speaker 2 (01:45):
Well, it's a smart play. You don't need one of
your prime sports, NASCAR with NBC, even though it shows
up on USA a lot, competing against the Olympic Games,
because they will lose and so this way, and I
think it's good for these race teams to get a break.
The last time these guys had a Sunday and gals
had a Sunday off was Easter weekend, so it's been

(02:06):
a bit so they get to relax.

Speaker 4 (02:08):
And then they'll come back after the Olympic.

Speaker 1 (02:10):
Break, and then we talk about after the Olympic break,
it'll be a Richmond raceway to cook out four hundred
and this is gonna be something well that we're looking
forward to in Richmond.

Speaker 4 (02:21):
Doug, you know, I just thought of a promotion for them.

Speaker 1 (02:23):
What you got order tickets and with that you get fries.

Speaker 4 (02:28):
I don't know, I'm smart, I.

Speaker 1 (02:30):
Said, they just come to you.

Speaker 5 (02:32):
Yeah, I can't hold it back.

Speaker 4 (02:34):
I'm sorry. All those shakes are pretty good too. Yeah,
cook Out four.

Speaker 2 (02:39):
Hundred at Richmond. NASCAR's going to try something new. Applause, applause, applause.
They are bringing two different types of tires to the racetrack.
They will have a primary tire and an option tire.
They did something like this at North Wilkesboro. This is
the first time ever in a points paying race, and
it's all trying to make the racing on.

Speaker 4 (02:58):
The short tracks better.

Speaker 2 (02:59):
There would be a wet weather tire, there would be
the primary tire and the option tire. So it's very
tiresome subject. I appreciate the gratuitous laughing right quick.

Speaker 1 (03:14):
Who's fighting Corey and Kyle.

Speaker 4 (03:17):
Cory Kyle Busch.

Speaker 2 (03:18):
Corey La Joy and Kyle Busch got into it, and
Corey caught a lot of grief on this because he
plainly hooked Kyle and turned him around. Corey's having a
horrible season. He's got a teammate that's a rookie that's
seven positions ahead of him in the points. I think
sometimes frustration balls out. It happens with all the drivers
and the bad thing.

Speaker 4 (03:35):
I really like Corey la Joy.

Speaker 2 (03:36):
Everybody that knows him loves the guy. He's personable, good looking,
wonderful guy to know. But when your season circling the Bowl.

Speaker 4 (03:44):
Like his is, you get frustrated. And for Kyle Busch,
his season is miserable.

Speaker 2 (03:48):
The only way he's going to make the playoffs is
to get a win in one of these next five races.

Speaker 1 (03:52):
Wow, all right, Indianapolis Motor Speedway.

Speaker 2 (03:55):
We are on the Oval, a two and a half
mile traditional racetrack at Indy after three year hiatus, and
I understand the ticket sales are pretty robust.

Speaker 4 (04:03):
The drivers, to a person love.

Speaker 2 (04:06):
Racing on the track that was made famous by Emerson
Pauli aj Foyt, The Hunters, Mirrors and so on.

Speaker 4 (04:12):
So I'm glad we're back on the oval and driving
in the right direction.

Speaker 1 (04:16):
All right, I got weget her now. I don't want
those full dogs last year.

Speaker 4 (04:19):
I am so glad to hear you utter that I've
got it together. Naw manny mark the tape.

Speaker 1 (04:27):
Nothing else, sorry about go we apresient you buddy, and
travel save this weekend. Catch up with you next week.

Speaker 4 (04:33):
All right, Love you guys a bunch, Love you, buddy.

Speaker 1 (04:36):
Follow Doug on the x Riceman sixty one. All right,
let's play me the Blonde One. Ain't und big show
you told? Free line, get a contestant, plain nex, good morning.

(05:08):
There's a big show on the radio. Play Yeah, we'll
dress her up later. Wait, let me tell you today's
feature track from the Big Show bit box before I
get all distracted. Here, Oh it calls in by Delbert's
Family Reunion. Search for key words Delbert Reunion. Over ten
thousand tracks. Joos from nine nine cents each get fifteen

(05:29):
tractions nine nine mcdombo Billy, I'm saying, with your college
education money going away. At the end, of the summer.

Speaker 6 (05:38):
You gotta go towards something, why not?

Speaker 1 (05:40):
Yeah, come on, No, nine nine cents on the way then,
and right now, let's play beating the Blonde. Let's meet
our contestant. We got Ray from Auburn, Alabama. Good morning, Ray,
Good morning, John Boyd. Good morning. Down Now you war eagle, Yes, sir,

(06:06):
bullet for you right now there, buddy. All right, right,
hit two bells before two buzzers. You're gonna win the
big Old Fishing Cycles prize back. Okay, Rays hoping to win?

Speaker 7 (06:19):
Here, Ray, Ray, Hey you, I'm fine.

Speaker 6 (06:23):
Thanks, How are you doing?

Speaker 1 (06:26):
I'm good. Just wish it was cool off some I
was telling them it was hot.

Speaker 6 (06:33):
I'm sorry.

Speaker 1 (06:33):
We'll talk about He's got quite a wrap, doesn't he.
All right, Well, here we go, all right, Tater, if
a woman has been trying unsuccessfully to get pregnant for
a year, should she see a doctor?

Speaker 6 (06:49):
You know, only if he's single.

Speaker 7 (06:51):
Would she go, I'm gonna I'm gonna go out on
a lemon and say, yeah, yeah, yeah, I think that
that would be good.

Speaker 1 (07:00):
Yes, Taylor says, see a doctor. Ray, what do you think?
Agree or disagree? I'm going to disagree. No, I would
be a pretty good idea to see a doctor. Yeah,
keep doing what you're doing, and says, Na, just keep trying.
That's right. Yeah, yeah, now it makes sense.

Speaker 6 (07:22):
He panic.

Speaker 1 (07:23):
All right, there's a buzzer. Ray, we didn't want that.
Let's see what we can do here on true or
false question? All right, shot at it?

Speaker 8 (07:31):
True or false?

Speaker 1 (07:32):
Tator, According to Today's Health magazine, orchids might be able
to be used for birth control.

Speaker 7 (07:42):
That would imagine that depends on where you pin him,
like you've got going on true.

Speaker 1 (07:54):
True true true, Taylor says, yes, Today's Health Orchids Hour,
maybe use this birth control? All right, Ray, I'm going
to say that's not true, so you disagree, yes, yeah,
Well let's go and get it over with its Yeah,

(08:17):
very tray. Ray, research is being done on a certain
kind of orchid seed. All right, you just hold it
between your knees here, alday? All right, right you go.
We'll get you a consolation prize that auburn for you, buddy.

Speaker 9 (08:37):
Thank you, John Boy left the show.

Speaker 1 (08:40):
Thank you body. That's aboutom of an hour. Here's the
top of your nees right on the out of side,
White and board. Got another message for you. Good morning,

(09:33):
that's a big show on the radio rolled into your Thursday,
julye the eighteenth. Oh really, this portion another biggy show
brought to you by whitey Ford.

Speaker 9 (09:45):
Hi, folks, this is Fast Friday along with Chuck Whitey
from whitey Ford Lincoln Mercury Asuzu Chuck.

Speaker 5 (09:50):
I hear you kicking off the new year with a bang.

Speaker 1 (09:52):
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Speaker 5 (09:56):
But that mays, let me guess you don't have enough space.

Speaker 9 (09:58):
I'm a lot, so you got to blow out the
current invatory at whitey Ford to make room for the
cars and trucks that are on the way.

Speaker 1 (10:03):
That's right, Freddy. All weekend long, we're having.

Speaker 9 (10:06):
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to the bone. Right, No reasonable offer will be refused
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special savings that could save you up to ten thousand
dollars on some models.

Speaker 1 (10:21):
That's right. Wait a minute, how much.

Speaker 9 (10:23):
Ten thousand dollars instant cash in your pocket?

Speaker 1 (10:26):
Not exactly, but we are offered.

Speaker 9 (10:28):
Big push pull drag sales starts Saturday morning at six am.
You pay five thousand bucks for any trade in regardless
of model or condition.

Speaker 1 (10:36):
No, wait, won't Where are you getting this?

Speaker 3 (10:37):
Start?

Speaker 9 (10:37):
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sign for any thirty six month loan personally.

Speaker 1 (10:50):
No, no, no, Freddy, are you out of your cotton picking?

Speaker 3 (10:53):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (10:54):
Could you excuse me for just a second. Hello?

Speaker 10 (10:57):
At sales manager at Power eighty eight points that you
know the high fast Friday that comes over to tape
the commercials every week. We found out he's got some
kind of mental problem. He's got to fire him this morning.
So if he comes by there, whatever you do, don't
let him in.

Speaker 1 (11:11):
That is gonna be a little tough.

Speaker 11 (11:13):
Ed.

Speaker 9 (11:14):
Is that backstabbing d the giant liar?

Speaker 1 (11:16):
H No, No, this is ed from the service apart.

Speaker 5 (11:19):
Are you sure?

Speaker 12 (11:20):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (11:20):
He was just telling me to mention a great service
here a Whitey Ford. Well, listen, I know you probably
need to get back to the station.

Speaker 8 (11:26):
No, no, no, I got nothing but time.

Speaker 5 (11:28):
Sit down.

Speaker 1 (11:28):
I really need to get going here. We're doing a
lot of amatars.

Speaker 9 (11:30):
I said, sit down. No, it's going anywhere. We're gonna
be here till the last customer is dead.

Speaker 1 (11:36):
Don't you mean till the last customer is serving?

Speaker 5 (11:38):
I know what I said.

Speaker 9 (11:39):
Okay, folks, come on down, and if you're not here
in thirty minutes, I'm gonna start throwing bodies.

Speaker 5 (11:43):
Out the door.

Speaker 13 (11:44):
Don't miss. The boss is fine. The announcer's gone crazy.
Emergency clearance sale going on right now at the Mighty
Whitey Whitey Ford Lincoln Mercurio Suzu on State Road twenty
three near the front of the road.

Speaker 5 (11:57):
All sales final, No cops please, it's a big.

Speaker 1 (12:26):
John the radio. We are twenty minutes away from Taylor
Tayman News right now.

Speaker 11 (12:32):
Let's say hello, Well, good morning Nerd, John Boy and Billy,
and good morning to hold our beloved friends out there
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it's summertime again. As usual, today's so called modern parents

(12:56):
has left their young uns home to fenn for theirself. Mama,
you ain't stay home with little Bobby and Sissy, like
the Bible says, She's gotta put on her little pant
suit and parade herself off to work because her and
Daddy need to pay for them two cars and that
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(13:16):
the rumpus room, or his folks calls it nowadays, just
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The kids will be all right. They got a built
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(13:37):
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(13:58):
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(14:20):
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(15:28):
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(16:55):
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keep them straight up.

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Right around the corner.

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Of nineteen ninety nine. This is much, much worse. It's
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Speaker 14 (17:24):
The tattered caucasses of other morning shows lit in the battlefield.
You're listening to the victors in this morning radio war.
John boy and Billy on the Big Show. Now, can
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Speaker 1 (18:11):
Good morning, Big Show is on your ready over for
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number one hundred and ten. Letting go on that triple
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(18:33):
Somebody offended, not on Earth. Robert D Rayford, my boy
Lar from Canines to five dog Boarding and training, Horning, Horning, Horning. Yeah,
not about Larry, It's about the twenty four hour warning.
He good work, Larry. It's long store. But you can
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(18:53):
in that think that I'm holding up there. Somebody start
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like weekend at Bernie's. Is that trazy? All additions because
the sunglass think it's.

Speaker 7 (19:06):
Got sunglasses, you know's not.

Speaker 6 (19:11):
Just have that stoic look on your face, like like
wet you up on the.

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Speaker 11 (19:57):
Hello.

Speaker 7 (19:58):
Hello, Hey, starting off with some sad news, but that's life, right.
We have some celebrities that passed away. Shelley Duvall, the
actress from The Shining and played Olive Oil and Popeye.

Speaker 1 (20:12):
Oh pope, Yeah, she was not doing very well later
in life. Show business took it all from well.

Speaker 7 (20:18):
She also had diabetes and that they said that was
the cause of her death, complications from that. She was
seventy five years old. Richard Simmons, fitness guru. You may
have heard he passed away. He had just had his birthday,
his seventy sixth birthday. TMZ reported that police responded to
his home in La. The housekeeper had discovered Richard and

(20:41):
they pronounced him dead at the scene.

Speaker 6 (20:43):
No foul plays is suspected. Sorry, I'll get that up. Suspected,
but to police say that he did take.

Speaker 7 (20:49):
A fall at his home the night before, so maybe
speaking out a term they think that might have played
a role in it, because it was fine the night before.

Speaker 1 (20:57):
When we first saw that, my wife said, you know,
not many people can say Richard Simmons bit them. No, no,
not many. Well, as far as we know.

Speaker 6 (21:06):
I'm here to talk about it, but probably.

Speaker 1 (21:09):
While not on the radio, sent me apart provoke people.
That's what it is, and it was on my gut.
There you go. He always focuses on the fat part.

Speaker 5 (21:22):
Point made right right here, so much.

Speaker 1 (21:28):
It was all right.

Speaker 7 (21:30):
I also need to pay some respects to Shannon Doherty.
She was only fifty three years old, passed away from
breast cancer. You may remember her from nine o two
one oh the movie Heathers. She was in a lot
of things as a kid actress who you would recognize
her from, So that one was a little disturbing just
because of her age and because of the disease.

Speaker 6 (21:49):
And doctor ruth Less time up. It was ninety sixty
old the ones you passed away.

Speaker 7 (21:56):
She passed away last week, and she's best known kids
out there for teaching America how to talk frankly about
sex and sexuality.

Speaker 6 (22:05):
We were all buttoned up before, and.

Speaker 1 (22:06):
I think it was her lovely voice and accent. Well,
I mean her appearance.

Speaker 7 (22:12):
She was four foot seven and uh, you know had
been you know, yeah, she'd been married three times. So
what I'm saying you must about. Oh God, Alec Baldwin
is breathing a sigh relief. The judge dismissed his manslaughter trial.

(22:36):
So she said that the prosecutors.

Speaker 6 (22:38):
Concede key concealed key evidence from his defense lawyers.

Speaker 7 (22:44):
I need.

Speaker 1 (22:46):
I'm glad his attorneys presented it a little.

Speaker 7 (22:49):
I would make an excellent trial judge, judge attorney.

Speaker 6 (22:56):
So based on.

Speaker 7 (22:57):
This new development, uh, the convicted armorer Armor arm Will
also asked that her eighteen month senate's be dismissed as well.

Speaker 6 (23:05):
According to the rap, because of the.

Speaker 1 (23:08):
Eighteen years.

Speaker 3 (23:09):
Yeah.

Speaker 7 (23:09):
Because so it's like Wilson, there was key evidence. She's
gonna appeal.

Speaker 6 (23:15):
What else? Oh, follow up on miss Taylor Swift?

Speaker 1 (23:18):
Yeah, uh huh.

Speaker 7 (23:19):
Yeah, she's worth about like one point five billion dollars,
which she's earned every penny of it. And I wanted
to let you know that when Braun she's very smart
in how she has.

Speaker 1 (23:29):
Yeah, but still yeah, but I know what I'm with
you yeah, but.

Speaker 7 (23:33):
I mean yeah, her tickets are up there. Swifties pay
about six hundred bucks a ticket. I had a friend
that went to Dublin to see her and it was cheaper. Yeah,
her whole flight, the ticket staying in Dublin cheaper than
seeing her here on the in the States. And I don't
know if that's her doing or the venues here.

Speaker 1 (23:52):
It's a thing. I've read several accounts like that.

Speaker 7 (23:54):
So and Pat say, Jack he's retired, but this fall
in primetime on ABC, you will see him host Celebrity
Wheel Celebrities not totally God, yeah, So he'll be on
Monday nights.

Speaker 1 (24:06):
You know, they keep playing with our emotions.

Speaker 6 (24:10):
I can't let it go.

Speaker 1 (24:11):
I can't quit you man, Oh right, thank you very much.

Speaker 6 (24:17):
Welcome.

Speaker 1 (24:19):
Well, let's get us a winner. Let's play worthy word
one eight hundred Big Show you told free Line. We'll
get a couple of contestants team up and play next.

(24:51):
Good morning, you got the Big Show on the radio
for your July eighteen today s feature track from The
Big Show bit Box Delberts Family Reunion. Oh they please
me girls, what they told? Hoy, I don't know what
this call is about. We'll find out theere's for a
keywords delvert, reunion, click out on their contest. But you

(25:11):
can't get through, we'll call you somebody you want to play?
May that happen to like right now? I had everybody's
head about that bad please A wordy word, not a
worthy word. We got a boy friend and a girlfriend
gonna play today. Jacob from a Chamanzi, Oklahoma, Good morning, Jacob,
morning morning. And Margie from Piercy, Arkansas. Good morning, Margie?

(25:38):
Hey baby, right then, is this a long distance relationship?

Speaker 3 (25:43):
Y'all?

Speaker 1 (25:43):
Are y'all close? I'm nothing familiar with you Oklahoma ark Is.
Nobody wants to take that question anyone. Maybe they don't
want you to know. All right, let's just not worry
about them. Let's just let's play or something that. Let's
some the boys against the girls on some morning word.

Speaker 6 (26:00):
All right, it sounds like someone's parents.

Speaker 1 (26:04):
All right, So me and Jacob, Marcy and Margie. All right, y'all,
m girls, relaxed. Jacob, Let's see what we can do
for the first thirty seconds. Are you ready? Yes, sir?
All right? Start the clock now when you're sleepy, you
do this with your mouth and breathe in. No, No,

(26:27):
when you're sleepy.

Speaker 8 (26:27):
You're not sleep Uh.

Speaker 1 (26:30):
Yeah, that's it. Rhymes with it, not dusk, but rhymes
with it early in the morning, not dusk but john. Yes,
all right, rhymes with it. The lowest piece on a
chess set. Yes, rhymes with it.

Speaker 11 (26:48):
Mo, you're.

Speaker 1 (26:51):
N had a boy?

Speaker 6 (26:52):
All right?

Speaker 1 (26:52):
Jacob? Got you going to four on the board. Woke,
come up? What it's not your color? What green?

Speaker 6 (27:04):
Catch me outside margin?

Speaker 1 (27:08):
Marcy, Marge, are you ready? Yes, I'm ready? Still ring,
she said, still rhyming, still ready?

Speaker 3 (27:19):
Go?

Speaker 7 (27:19):
Uh a girl deer, a baby deer?

Speaker 6 (27:25):
Yeah, no rhyming. Uh, I don't know it's a deer.

Speaker 1 (27:31):
Got spots on?

Speaker 6 (27:32):
Yes, thank you? Hey mean you blank?

Speaker 7 (27:38):
Of the martians, blank, of the aliens, they come at you. Uh,
it was a shark blank shirk comes at you. It's
what he's on the.

Speaker 1 (27:52):
I don't think these sound effects for hell, No, come
at you this way. You eked out of one. That's okay.
So Jacob leads four to one. Here we're going around two,
all right, Jacob? Are you ready picking up on that

(28:13):
last one? Ready? Go? We we blank at dawn? Thank you?
All right? Uh? A bulb on a camera. You used
to have one of these, a blank bulb? Yeah, another
word for a dog. What's the official word for dog? No? Official? No,

(28:36):
you're close. Kind of rhymes with feline. You said that
that's a cat. Oh, yeah, that's a cat. That's the
dog version of that word. I could not get that. Okay,
on the four of six for Jacob, So y'all need
five to force overtime. Six will win. All right, let's

(28:59):
see if you do it. Okay, Margie, are you ready
picking up on that last one and go?

Speaker 6 (29:06):
What is it? Dogs? It's a group? No? True? Though true?

Speaker 7 (29:12):
You have these kind of teeth in your inner mouth.
They're the pointy ones. They go, Oh, those are your
blank teeth?

Speaker 6 (29:17):
Yes, you might.

Speaker 7 (29:19):
You put your shirts on this and what are they?
They're plastic or wood? Yes, you get a kiss on
this side of your face. You get a kiss on
the Yes rhymes with it seven days in a what wait?

Speaker 6 (29:32):
Yes, rhymes with it. I don't just look at me,
do this, talk to me.

Speaker 1 (29:41):
If you would have got speak, you wouldn't good run
at it. But Jacob wrin six to five.

Speaker 6 (29:49):
See, that's what matters is that we had to come back.

Speaker 4 (29:53):
That's way to go, Marjie, Right, where do you go?

Speaker 1 (29:57):
Margie? I've been thinking about that about titter all morning.
All right, we appreciate y'all lovers playing with us on
the Big Show. Okay, whoa, all right, thank y'all.

Speaker 3 (30:11):
Have a good day.

Speaker 1 (30:12):
Thank y'all. Good morning. Got the base on the radio.
Got our bit request for this Thursday morning. We got
Leanne Striker from Maiden, North Carolina, and Leanne says, let's
hear that time with guys. Had Andy Tator respond to
a negative letter? Well, good, Leanne, we can do that
coming on. That was the sound of the negative letter.

(30:34):
Good work, it's coming up next. Good morning. It's a

(31:02):
Big show on the radio. Take requests every Monday through Friday.
About this time something you hear it on the Big Show.
I want to hear it again, making it happen. Hit
us up on the John Boy and Billy Facebook page
on the Big Show dot com. Leeann Striker from Maiden
North Carolina is their request right now here.

Speaker 12 (31:19):
It is from Winston Cup scene article by Jean Granger.
John Boy and Controlled Cautions just need to go. If
John Boy is a fan of Winston Cup racing, the
sport is in deep trouble. His actions were similar to
that fat woman TV sitcom star who put on a
deplorable display a few years back at Jack Murphy Stadium

(31:41):
in San Diego. Well, they just keep coming and I'm
trying to get out of it, but I'm not having
much luck. So let's bring in our public relations specialist,
mister Taylor.

Speaker 8 (31:50):
Here. Morning there, guys, I'll do.

Speaker 12 (31:58):
Taylor.

Speaker 8 (32:00):
I reckon.

Speaker 15 (32:01):
It didn't take the Psychic Friends Network to see this
in the coming.

Speaker 8 (32:07):
Boys.

Speaker 15 (32:07):
I'm more than happy to help out however I can.
After all, that is kindly my job. But I got
to say, y'all end up dragging me into some of
the dumbest.

Speaker 8 (32:18):
Arguments I ever heard tell of.

Speaker 15 (32:20):
Seems like every other week I'm having to pull people
off of you for one thing or another.

Speaker 8 (32:26):
Could because you're.

Speaker 15 (32:27):
Wiring some little girly somewhire, some bunch of lean boys
at a cocktail party is wanting to fight with you,
or you get some idea in your head about in down.

Speaker 8 (32:37):
A scholarship or some such foodlessness.

Speaker 15 (32:40):
Can't y'all just play some of them Jitterbug records and
give the weather every few minutes like a normal folks do.

Speaker 8 (32:48):
Well, let's get to it. What's this feller's name?

Speaker 1 (32:51):
Granger?

Speaker 15 (32:52):
Good morning there, mister Granger. As my grandpa used to say,
who tinkled in your raisin brain? You say here, if
John Boy is a fan, the sport is in trouble.
His actions were similar to that fat woman TV sitcom
star who put on a deplorable display a few years back.

(33:15):
Let's see now his actions now. First off, Jean, you're
gonna have to be a whole lot more specific.

Speaker 8 (33:23):
This is John Boy at a racetrack.

Speaker 15 (33:27):
But you make it sound like he jumped in front
of the TV camera and grabbed hisself in the goodies,
which I happened to know he did not do, although
I thought him saw him pat that unicow fella with
the hats right on the rear end as he walked off.
I can't even be real sure about that, mister Granger.
All he did was take a little good natured poke

(33:48):
at Jimmy Spencer. Jimmy knowed he was gonna do it,
And if it'll make you feel any better, I know
for a fact, Jimmy give John Boy the fanger right there.

Speaker 8 (33:58):
On the spot.

Speaker 15 (34:00):
But let's not make it sound like he showed up
in woman's underwear, with his hair all colored purple like
that basketball felt. And you got to keep in mind
this here, it's the John Boy and Billy show. What
I'm saying is, don't throw the Darling family up on
the stage and expect a chamber music concert to break out.

(34:22):
John Boy he's more or less harmless, but if somebody
hands him a microphone, he ain't likely to bust out
with ask not what your country can do for you?

Speaker 8 (34:33):
He's likely as not to say something well stupid.

Speaker 15 (34:38):
But remember that story about Elvis going to see President Nixon.
Nixon took a look at how the King was dressed
there and he said, well, that's quite an outfit you
got on there. And then Elvis said, mister President, you
got your show to run. I got mine. While I
think that sums up his whole thing, pretty dog gone good.
In other words, mister Granger, we didn't mean offend nobody.

(35:01):
And if it didn't make Jimmy Spencer man, I got
the figure.

Speaker 8 (35:04):
It shouldn't be a bothering you neither. What's at that? Smart?

Speaker 15 (35:08):
Alexi Fella on Saturday Night Live says, it's called a joke.
Look into it. We thank you for you and John
won't Billy y'all lack like you got some smart.

Speaker 1 (35:48):
You've got that right, think sure on the radio a
few more minutes. Hope y'all have a great rest of
your Thursday. We'll be back celebrating Friday morning and the
breaking down here a little bit before tomorrow morning. You'll
do that all right. Today's feature track from the Big
Show mid botch Like Listen for your John Boy and
Billy album keywords Delbert Reunion at the Big Show dot

(36:11):
com ego. Well, a new year means another twelve exciting
months of big doings in Dismal seep At South Carolina,
and here to tell us about it is the Mayor himself,
the Honorable Merwin co Fiddleswoop. Good morning, mister Mayor, Good.

Speaker 3 (36:27):
Morning, John Boy and Billy and all the Big Show gang.
As you mentioned, John Boy, there's always something exciting happening
in Dismal Seepage, and this weekend will be no exception.
I want to invite you and all your listeners to
come on down for the first annual Tattoola.

Speaker 1 (36:44):
Palooza, a tattoo festival that sounds great. Tattoo artists from
all around the Southeast people getting some fresh ek. Pretty awesome. Huh.

Speaker 3 (36:55):
Well, of course that's what one would think. But this
is a little different. Actually, it's a lot different. This
is a celebration of one of television's most beloved characters.
An entire weekend dedicated to Hervey Villa Chees Tatoo from
the classic series Fantasy Islands. What you heard, right, John Boy?

(37:18):
A jam packed three day weekend honoring the little man
with the big talent. We've got all kinds of activities
and events planned.

Speaker 1 (37:26):
How in the world did you come up with this?

Speaker 3 (37:29):
Well, it's an interesting story. One of our locals, have
you got a minute. Yes, one of our locals here
in dismal Seepage, Vinnie Villa Chees of Vinnie Skinny Mini Fat,
Free Soygurt and New Yoga Studios. It's actually Tattoo's second
cousin on his mother's side, twice removed. He told me
about the original Tattoo Palooza and how it had been

(37:50):
discontinued in its original location.

Speaker 1 (37:52):
And where was that.

Speaker 3 (37:54):
It was up in Illinois, ironically in des Plains.

Speaker 1 (38:00):
Well, that does make sense, So why did they give
it up?

Speaker 3 (38:04):
Well, I don't want to get into all the legal
aspects of it, but apparently it was being held in
the same hotel as a touring production of Wizard of
Oz and after an open bar it was a battle
royal of tattoos versus munchkins, and that was all she wrote.

Speaker 1 (38:18):
Well, Illinois's loss is dismal seepage gain.

Speaker 3 (38:23):
That's the spirit, and we're going to do it upright.
We'll kick off the weekend with the Fantasy Island Parade
down Main Street and the Grand Marshall will be one
of the most popular guest stars to who ever appear
on the show, the one and only Charro.

Speaker 1 (38:36):
Is she still alive?

Speaker 3 (38:39):
Well, I guess we'll see. The parade ends at the
Community Center where we'll have the Big Tattoo Lookalike contest,
hosted by the world famous Irish Herve Village as impersonator
Tattootlely Toutlely Toutley hot.

Speaker 1 (38:53):
Now, out of curiosity for our listeners at May one ten,
is there a height restriction for the like contest?

Speaker 3 (39:01):
Well, John Boy, In this politically correct world we live in,
we must honor the spirit of the diminutive character while
embracing the diversity of mankind. So as long as you've
got a white toxedo.

Speaker 1 (39:13):
You're in so anybody can play. That should be interesting.

Speaker 3 (39:17):
And how we've already got a commitment from the world's
heaviest tattoo impersonator Tatton, and I'm waiting to hear back
from the seven foot three inch Tattoll And those two
will also be guest judges for the Big Tattuna Casserole cookoff.

Speaker 1 (39:36):
Seems like an odd choice.

Speaker 3 (39:38):
Yeah, well, you know it's our first year, you know,
so kind of feeling our way. But I will say
that we'll be having a very big honor during the weekend.
Officials from the Center for Disease Control will be making
a special presentation.

Speaker 1 (39:50):
Well I can hardly wait now.

Speaker 3 (39:52):
As you may or may not know, mister villa Chez
was quite a randy gentleman, a big ladies man, no
pun intended. So the CDC has decided to honor him
by naming their latest discovery in his honor. They'll be
unveiling the Herpee Villa Chez Simplex seven. They're giving us
a plaque and everything.

Speaker 1 (40:13):
Well, I think you got another winner, man.

Speaker 3 (40:16):
Well you know I was gonna ask you and Billy
to come on down and be our honorary mister Rourke
and Tattoo for the weekend.

Speaker 1 (40:21):
Well why didn't you Well, you know there are a.

Speaker 3 (40:24):
Lot of contributing factors. I really didn't want to ask
Billy to put lifts in his shoes. Well, and don't
take this the wrong way, but I've heard you on
the playhouse and I don't think you could pull off
the accent.

Speaker 1 (40:37):
Well, we wouldn't want you to compromise your artistic vision,
this being the first year, and all.

Speaker 3 (40:43):
I knew you'd understand. So everyone come on down to
Digital Sleepic this weekend for the big Tattoo Palooza. And
if it's too far to drive, you can always take
the plane. You can't be topically solong. Everybody see you there.

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