February 28, 2025 • 36 mins
Friday (pt 2 of 2): On today’s Late Riser’s Podcast, besides our usual Friday morning favorites, we’ll look into the NBA’s departure from TNN with another Better Call Hanson segment.. - We’ve got another brand new John Boy & Billy Playhouse - this one’s entitled, “The Scarecrow”.. - Tom Sorensen brings us up to speed on the NFL’s off-season.. - If you’re looking for some quality fun for the whole family - we’ve got the details on Uncle Joe’s Fun House.. - and Mad Max will play us out with his take on how fat people are causing global warming…
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quality did they rate as most important in their future husbands?
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I was part of that survey. Oh and it's endurance.
Speaker 5 (01:44):
No.
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The survey of the women in their twenties the good looking.
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Good looking says in twenty something women they rob. Do
you agree or disagree with that quality of good lookingness?
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I disagree?
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bell for Rob one more do it all right? In
a traditional wedding ceremony, who is the last person to
enter the sanctuary and set down?
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That would be the man with the shotgun? John, the minister, Sir,
the minister.
Speaker 1 (02:30):
The minister is the last person to enter the sanctuary
and set down.
Speaker 3 (02:36):
Rob.
Speaker 1 (02:38):
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The bat wasn't unless you've got a really lazy minister.
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Get rid of your cat. No, it's not different, it's
just like.
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Every other cat.
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Number eight.
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Dogs are better than any cats. Period Number nine. Sunday
equal sports. Number ten. Shopping is not everybody's idea of
a good time. Number eleven. Anything you wear is fine really.
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Number sixteen.
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Mark anniversaries. Number eighteen. Share the bathroom. Number two eighteen,
Share the closet. Number twenty Yes and no are perfectly
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acceptable answers.
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A headache that lasts for seventeen months is a problem.
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See a doctor.
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number twenty five don't give us fifty rules when twenty
five will do?
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A woman fixing a car that's like a pig trying.
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To read Good Morning radio. Dumb right, Good morning. It's
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a big show on the radio. Let's spend a few
minutes with Marvin Webster.
Speaker 6 (08:22):
Yo, what's up? Hey, y'all doing that? Hey man?
Speaker 7 (08:25):
The dope heads in the world has officially run out
of ideas. You know, there's always been a few losers
trying to get high off everything from hairspray to mouth
washed anti freeze. But this is officially wins surprize for
worst idea in the history of drug abuse.
Speaker 6 (08:40):
Check it out.
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The Sheriff's department down in Naples, Florida, been sending around
a memo. But this homemade drug they call jinkom. They
claim almost anybody has access to the raw materials you
need to make it. Now, some of y'all probably saying, gmuven,
Maybe you shouldn't be giving out this recipe on the radio. Well,
you ain't heard what's inny? The memo says, Jencom is
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a homemade hallucinogenic made from fecal matter and urine. That's right,
the freaks are huffing turd gas.
Speaker 6 (09:13):
What's up with that?
Speaker 7 (09:15):
Did they quit making paint thinner and airplane glue all
of a sudden, it says here. The ingredients are placed
in a bottle or jar and covered with a balloon.
The container is placed in a sunny area for several
hours or days until it ferments. This releases a gas
which is captured inside the balloon. The gas is said
(09:36):
to have a high similar to cocaine, but with strong
hallucinations of times pass. And when they say times pass,
I think they mean that taco bell you had for
lunch yesterday.
Speaker 6 (09:48):
The onset of.
Speaker 7 (09:49):
The high takes about ten seconds, with the most severe
hallucinations happening in about twenty minutes. The high has been
described as a feeling of being out of it and
talking to dead people. It's probably because anybody gets close
to you, says damn who died in here? Hey, how
bad do you want to get a buzz? If I
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was that desperate to see some stars, I just hit
myself in the head with a hammer, he says. Here
Jenkom originated somewhere in the poor nations of Africa. Yeah,
you might know something like this would come from a
third world country. Boot on bum. Wait wait, I got
a few more. If you get hooked on it, you
ain't a crackhead, You're a butt crackhead. Or hey man,
(10:33):
we're having a party. Put the turds in the punch bowl. Jenkom.
Hearely killed him. You know if you're od on Jenkom,
do they list the cause of death as asphyxiation?
Speaker 3 (10:46):
Oh wait?
Speaker 7 (10:46):
One more quick impression of a jinkum dealer on the
street corner.
Speaker 2 (10:50):
Yo, yo, yo, what's up my man?
Speaker 6 (10:51):
Check this out.
Speaker 7 (10:52):
I got some brand new stuff here. It's the shizzle
and I mean that literally if you acts me, I
don't see this one turning into the hot new design
a drug of the year. One thing Jenkom ain't to
catch his name I ever heard. They need to come
up with something snap you know, I need to call
it Dutch oven or brown nose Clarence Williams the turd. Hey,
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since there's already something called crack. They could call it
butt crash, y'all. I don't mean to make light of this, Okay,
yes I do, because anybody got his head that far
of his ass as accent sort. Normally I would tell
all the parents to make sure your children know about
this stuff and how dangerous it is. But hey, if
they don't know no better than the tough turd gas
out of a coke bottle, it's probably too late to
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straighten them out. Kids like mister t says, don't be
a fool, stay in school and say no to butt craft.
Y'all think about it. I'm Marven Webbs.
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All right.
Speaker 1 (15:00):
We are also was talking earlier. Football season's over, so
what can we talk about? Football? Got some stuff going on.
You are the man to bring it to us, Tom.
The NFL scouting Combine began yesterday in Indianapolis.
Speaker 9 (15:17):
Yeah, it's going on through Sunday and the clamor day.
You can watch it today from three to nine. It'll
be defensive backs and tight ends. But tomorrow you get quarterbacks,
you get running backs, you get wide receivers. And when
you watch the guy run a four to three forty man,
you know he is flying. And I like watching those guys.
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Also like watching the three hundred and thirty pound guys.
Running forty and they'll do that on Sunday. But tell
you know what they'll do is they're gonna lift, run, jump,
and there'll be a surprise. And a guy that I
like this year is his name is Tez t e
Z Johnson played at Troy in Alabama and then transferre
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to Oregon. Now he's little five ten, one hundred and
fifty six pounds. I take him to their hoop, I
post them up, but he runs a four to three
three And what he does is he gets open and
you have big guys can knock him off stride, but
he keeps going. And if your team needs speed, Carolina Panthers,
are you listening, Hell, this is a good guy for you.
Speaker 1 (16:21):
Man, all right, So let's watch him Tez Johnson like
the Hey, I've already got his nickname, the TZ Dispenser.
Speaker 6 (16:30):
Whoa you do?
Speaker 9 (16:32):
How can a human come up with something like that?
Speaker 2 (16:34):
Well quickly? That's why I'm in the Hall of Fame. Tom,
I can't take credit for this again. It's again, all right.
Speaker 1 (16:41):
So let's see here and now and kind of explain this, Tom. Okay,
So you watch them and you get the numbers on
their speed, their jump, their wingspan, everything you possibly could imagine,
and then you talk to them.
Speaker 2 (16:55):
Is that correct?
Speaker 9 (16:56):
Yeah, you get up to eighteen minutes, and here's what
it's like. Player walks in and typically they'll tell him
to sit at the head of the table and there'll
be a dry race board and there'll be a video screen.
Now they may ask him to go up and diagram
a play in the dry race board. They may use
a video screen to show him plays that he made
(17:17):
well in college, that he failed that in college, and
they may show one of their plays. Let's say it's Dallas.
They're going to show one of their plays for let's
say it's a tight end and then they'll say, tell
us what we did there. So they'll do that. But
you know, the guy's not in there by himself, I mean,
the offensive the head coach is going to be there,
the offensive, her defensive coordinator, his position coach, probably the
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scouting director and a scout and sometimes, and this is
the tricky part, security and the legal team. You know,
some players get in trouble in college and the team
that interviews him is already going to know about it
because they have done their research and the last of players.
So what happened in this ALLEGEDUS. I'll say, if the
player lies, then he has to play for Cleveland. Now
(18:04):
the player lies, man, that team is unlikely to sign him,
and there's a lot of pressure. I mean, you think
about it sitting at the table and you're you're twenty
twenty one, twenty two years old, But that's the idea.
You put all this stress in a guy, and the
employer's potential employer wants to he poise and I'm thinking
man out of college. I interviewed for my newspaper job
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and they asked one question, do you have a car.
Speaker 1 (18:31):
Not path, a path that could work? Well, look at
something that somebody is wanting. A banned in the NFL
just a second time. I want to come back to that.
Speaker 2 (18:41):
First.
Speaker 1 (18:41):
I want you to kisn on key NFL days. We
know we got the combine going on this weekend. Then
then was next.
Speaker 9 (18:49):
Now you got March twelfth, not so far away. That
is the day you can fit. At four pm in
March twelfth, you can officially sign a free agent. And
that is essential as essential as the draft. You know,
you look at what you need, you look at your
salary cap, and you're gonna let some guys go and
then you're gonna sign guys who will help you become
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a better team. That's huge. And the draft is on
April twenty fourth through the twenty sixth, and the owners meeting,
and they're always important because they're gonna decide some stuff
that's gonna decide how the league looks. Is at the
end of next month in beautiful Palm Beach.
Speaker 1 (19:32):
Okay, take a look forrest Ray quick. Some quarterbacks that
are gonna change teams. Always, that's the first thing you
look at in these free agents, just talking about you've
got them. Listen to here, Kirk Cousins, Matthew Stafford, maybe
maybe SA Sam Darnold, Derek Carr, Justin Fields and Aaron Rodgers.
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What's the deal with Rogers? Jets don't want him for sure.
Speaker 9 (19:57):
They don't want him for sure. You know, he's forty one.
But the thing is last season he was ordinary, but
he was eighth in the league in passing yards and
he was eighth in the league in touchdowns. And the
team that's really going to need a quarterback is Pittsburgh.
And it would be really interesting to see Rogers play
for the Steelers. He would be the only man in
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Pittsburgh with a hairbune.
Speaker 3 (20:22):
I think.
Speaker 1 (20:26):
Cool deal. So anyway, talking about a popular play that
somebody is wanting banned Aaron Rodgers old team, the Green
Bay Packers, And you say, maybe some others.
Speaker 2 (20:36):
Want to ban something specific.
Speaker 1 (20:38):
What is it, Tom, The toush push, tush push, no
more tush pushing.
Speaker 9 (20:45):
See, and that is Philadelphia's play. Since twenty twenty two,
Philadelphia has run one hundred and eight tush pushes, Buffalo
has run fifty five, and the only other team in
double figures is Chicago was sixteen. Nick Siriani, the Philly coach,
is offended that Green Bay push for this because he
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makes a toush push sound like art. What the touch
push is as teammates push the quarterbacks. But I mean,
you get a bunch of three hundred pound guys and
they're shoving the quarterbacks. But and to me, that does
not qualify as art. But real quick at the Panthers,
one time Steve Burlin, really good guy, good quarterback, he
lined up behind the wrong player. Instead of lining up
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behind the center, he lined up behind a guard in
the center. His feelings were hurt. I mean, I'm in
the locker room afterwards, and the center's going, how could
you think that was my butt? He's so much bigger
than me, And so this is a delicate area and
we will see what happens.
Speaker 1 (21:46):
So I want to say, so you would not mind
if they ban the tousch push play then now I
just you.
Speaker 9 (21:53):
Think of play is over and you look and they're
still just shoving the guy forward, and just you know,
it seems almost unethical, and there's a lot of people
against it because they don't run it as well as
the world champion Eagles. I think they will ban it
if the owners will consider that in the next month.
Speaker 1 (22:12):
I would say, just let one guy you know, touch you,
but you can't have twos like three hundred pound, Or
if you just make one guy the bushy tusch, you know, maybe.
Speaker 2 (22:21):
It'd be all we work on getting rid of the swirling. Also,
while we're in there.
Speaker 1 (22:28):
Dom you and the man missus owns. I appreciate you, buddy.
You have a great weekend. We'll catch up next week.
Speaker 9 (22:34):
I thank you and everybody there have a great weekend.
Speaker 1 (22:37):
But well, let's play our wordy word one eight hundred
big show. We'll get a couple of contestants from playingex
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Good Morning, this Big Show on radio for you Friday,
Last Day and February here on the twenty eight feature
tracking the Big Show, bit Box, Mad Max, Fat People,
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Pick on you like.
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A few words, Global Fat get the Big Box at
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Show dot com.
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They're right out at everybody's head.
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I buy the bed.
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Look the wordy word than a wordy word.
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Let's meet their contestants. We got Donna from Theodore, Alabama.
Good morning, Donna, good morning, good morning.
Speaker 2 (23:40):
Then we got to do it from Acon, South Carolina.
Good morning, do it?
Speaker 6 (23:45):
Good morning. How y'all doing that?
Speaker 2 (23:46):
We're all good do it. That's Donna from Alabama. Donna,
that's do it, South Carolina.
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Look at Jake.
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Listen to the Big Show. I'm playing with us here.
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It'll be Global Fat and Donna on one team. Tayler
Dewey on that on the side. Aye you all good luck,
So Dowey you relax. Me and Donna for the first
thirty seconds. All right, Donna, you ready? Sure? Okay, start
the clock now a Barbie blank No, the original Barbie
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thing you play with it the little girls? Yes, okay,
you don't have a kid. You blank one you send
on for Russia and blank one.
Speaker 2 (24:35):
Or wherever.
Speaker 1 (24:36):
Yeah, it's not your kid, but you say I'll take
that kid, I will blank you you kid. Yeah, that's right,
all right, So say I'm I'm gonna I got something
and I don't have nothing, so let's just move on.
Two on the board too, all right? This dow in
tay for there round one? Ready to do it?
Speaker 3 (25:02):
All right?
Speaker 4 (25:02):
This is what happens. Someone's doing this to you, that
they're making you pay so they don't release any information
about you. It's called what the opposite of the opposite
color of white is red? Yes, and so this is
something they call. And then all right, the second part
of the word, the second part of the word is
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you receive this in your in your blank box, a
letter in your right soil.
Speaker 2 (25:35):
We got it though, all right, need to on his colors.
Speaker 6 (25:45):
Color.
Speaker 3 (25:47):
That's all right.
Speaker 6 (25:48):
Two to one.
Speaker 1 (25:49):
Hey, anybody's game we got going on here? All right, Donna?
Are you ready?
Speaker 3 (25:55):
Sure?
Speaker 1 (25:56):
Okay? Start the clock now. So at the end of
the year you have to take this in school. I
gotta study for my final.
Speaker 6 (26:06):
Yes, all right.
Speaker 1 (26:07):
This is a bunch of horses or cows that will
run over you in the Old West.
Speaker 6 (26:11):
It's a.
Speaker 1 (26:13):
Hed No, they're running, they're running over you.
Speaker 2 (26:15):
It's a we're gonna die. It's a bunch of them running.
Speaker 6 (26:21):
It's a what you don know?
Speaker 1 (26:23):
No matter how I keep saying that, climb a tree
and get out of the way of the what I'm
not I'm not going no.
Speaker 3 (26:32):
No, nowhere. Won't we get on there?
Speaker 1 (26:34):
We got a three. We got a three on the board.
So tighter and dewey. Hopefully we'll have some color oreented question.
We can witness.
Speaker 2 (26:45):
Tighter and dewey picking up on that last time? Ready,
go okay?
Speaker 4 (26:49):
Yeah, so you get run over like even crowds will
do it.
Speaker 2 (26:52):
It's a plea yea.
Speaker 4 (26:54):
This is another name for your living room. Is you
go watch TV in the then y you say a
bad word? You just did?
Speaker 9 (27:03):
What?
Speaker 4 (27:03):
Or I blank on a bible?
Speaker 2 (27:06):
I blink?
Speaker 4 (27:07):
Uh they blank blank on a bible?
Speaker 3 (27:10):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (27:10):
But what you know? You you?
Speaker 1 (27:12):
Yes, that's that's taking.
Speaker 3 (27:19):
There.
Speaker 2 (27:19):
Four to three. Mercy and thank your Donald dog gone.
Speaker 1 (27:26):
It came up a little sharp. But wait, appreciate you playing.
I hope you had a good time.
Speaker 4 (27:32):
Thank you very much.
Speaker 2 (27:34):
Time all right, exweet you do you do? Donal do it.
Speaker 1 (27:37):
Look at you waiting on your prize back in age
and wait to go all right, And I don't know
what the opposite color for red is, y'all know, No,
I was making fun to do.
Speaker 6 (27:49):
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (27:49):
All right, we'll find out where we're going later.
Speaker 1 (27:51):
We'll discuss some colors.
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You hang on, do it all right?
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London School of Hygiene and Tropical Medicine. Oh boy, that
was like one of the mail order diploma out is
in the back of Rolling Stone. But doctor Edwards is
more fat people means more food production, which is a
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Hide out of Pridge in Texas and Rob, Good morning, Rob,
Good morning, thirty money welcome. All right, Well, we're gonna
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So you agree or disagree, two bills before two buzzers,
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According to a survey among women in their twenties, what
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I was part of that survey. Oh and it's endurance.
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No.
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The survey of the women in their twenties the good looking.
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Good looking says in twenty something women they rob. Do
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I disagree?
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Wow, Honesty is what they wanted in Marcia. There's a
bell for Rob one more do it all right? In
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That would be the man with the shotgun? John, the minister, Sir,
the minister.
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The minister is the last person to enter the sanctuary
and set down.
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Rob.
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You disagree with that right off?
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The bat wasn't unless you've got a really lazy minister.
So so, Rob, do you know who it is?
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Just for that of it?
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No, the mother of the bride, mother bride, Yeah, you
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To read Good Morning radio. Dumb right, Good morning. It's
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a big show on the radio. Let's spend a few
minutes with Marvin Webster.
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Yo, what's up? Hey, y'all doing that? Hey man?
Speaker 7 (08:25):
The dope heads in the world has officially run out
of ideas. You know, there's always been a few losers
trying to get high off everything from hairspray to mouth
washed anti freeze. But this is officially wins surprize for
worst idea in the history of drug abuse.
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Check it out.
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The Sheriff's department down in Naples, Florida, been sending around
a memo. But this homemade drug they call jinkom. They
claim almost anybody has access to the raw materials you
need to make it. Now, some of y'all probably saying, gmuven,
Maybe you shouldn't be giving out this recipe on the radio. Well,
you ain't heard what's inny? The memo says, Jencom is
(09:03):
a homemade hallucinogenic made from fecal matter and urine. That's right,
the freaks are huffing turd gas.
Speaker 6 (09:13):
What's up with that?
Speaker 7 (09:15):
Did they quit making paint thinner and airplane glue all
of a sudden, it says here. The ingredients are placed
in a bottle or jar and covered with a balloon.
The container is placed in a sunny area for several
hours or days until it ferments. This releases a gas
which is captured inside the balloon. The gas is said
(09:36):
to have a high similar to cocaine, but with strong
hallucinations of times pass. And when they say times pass,
I think they mean that taco bell you had for
lunch yesterday.
Speaker 6 (09:48):
The onset of.
Speaker 7 (09:49):
The high takes about ten seconds, with the most severe
hallucinations happening in about twenty minutes. The high has been
described as a feeling of being out of it and
talking to dead people. It's probably because anybody gets close
to you, says damn who died in here? Hey, how
bad do you want to get a buzz? If I
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was that desperate to see some stars, I just hit
myself in the head with a hammer, he says. Here
Jenkom originated somewhere in the poor nations of Africa. Yeah,
you might know something like this would come from a
third world country. Boot on bum. Wait wait, I got
a few more. If you get hooked on it, you
ain't a crackhead, You're a butt crackhead. Or hey man,
(10:33):
we're having a party. Put the turds in the punch bowl. Jenkom.
Hearely killed him. You know if you're od on Jenkom,
do they list the cause of death as asphyxiation?
Speaker 3 (10:46):
Oh wait?
Speaker 7 (10:46):
One more quick impression of a jinkum dealer on the
street corner.
Speaker 2 (10:50):
Yo, yo, yo, what's up my man?
Speaker 6 (10:51):
Check this out.
Speaker 7 (10:52):
I got some brand new stuff here. It's the shizzle
and I mean that literally if you acts me, I
don't see this one turning into the hot new design
a drug of the year. One thing Jenkom ain't to
catch his name I ever heard. They need to come
up with something snap you know, I need to call
it Dutch oven or brown nose Clarence Williams the turd. Hey,
(11:12):
since there's already something called crack. They could call it
butt crash, y'all. I don't mean to make light of this, Okay,
yes I do, because anybody got his head that far
of his ass as accent sort. Normally I would tell
all the parents to make sure your children know about
this stuff and how dangerous it is. But hey, if
they don't know no better than the tough turd gas
out of a coke bottle, it's probably too late to
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straighten them out. Kids like mister t says, don't be
a fool, stay in school and say no to butt craft.
Y'all think about it. I'm Marven Webbs.
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All right.
Speaker 1 (15:00):
We are also was talking earlier. Football season's over, so
what can we talk about? Football? Got some stuff going on.
You are the man to bring it to us, Tom.
The NFL scouting Combine began yesterday in Indianapolis.
Speaker 9 (15:17):
Yeah, it's going on through Sunday and the clamor day.
You can watch it today from three to nine. It'll
be defensive backs and tight ends. But tomorrow you get quarterbacks,
you get running backs, you get wide receivers. And when
you watch the guy run a four to three forty man,
you know he is flying. And I like watching those guys.
(15:37):
Also like watching the three hundred and thirty pound guys.
Running forty and they'll do that on Sunday. But tell
you know what they'll do is they're gonna lift, run, jump,
and there'll be a surprise. And a guy that I
like this year is his name is Tez t e
Z Johnson played at Troy in Alabama and then transferre
(15:58):
to Oregon. Now he's little five ten, one hundred and
fifty six pounds. I take him to their hoop, I
post them up, but he runs a four to three
three And what he does is he gets open and
you have big guys can knock him off stride, but
he keeps going. And if your team needs speed, Carolina Panthers,
are you listening, Hell, this is a good guy for you.
Speaker 1 (16:21):
Man, all right, So let's watch him Tez Johnson like
the Hey, I've already got his nickname, the TZ Dispenser.
Speaker 6 (16:30):
Whoa you do?
Speaker 9 (16:32):
How can a human come up with something like that?
Speaker 2 (16:34):
Well quickly? That's why I'm in the Hall of Fame. Tom,
I can't take credit for this again. It's again, all right.
Speaker 1 (16:41):
So let's see here and now and kind of explain this, Tom. Okay,
So you watch them and you get the numbers on
their speed, their jump, their wingspan, everything you possibly could imagine,
and then you talk to them.
Speaker 2 (16:55):
Is that correct?
Speaker 9 (16:56):
Yeah, you get up to eighteen minutes, and here's what
it's like. Player walks in and typically they'll tell him
to sit at the head of the table and there'll
be a dry race board and there'll be a video screen.
Now they may ask him to go up and diagram
a play in the dry race board. They may use
a video screen to show him plays that he made
(17:17):
well in college, that he failed that in college, and
they may show one of their plays. Let's say it's Dallas.
They're going to show one of their plays for let's
say it's a tight end and then they'll say, tell
us what we did there. So they'll do that. But
you know, the guy's not in there by himself, I mean,
the offensive the head coach is going to be there,
the offensive, her defensive coordinator, his position coach, probably the
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scouting director and a scout and sometimes, and this is
the tricky part, security and the legal team. You know,
some players get in trouble in college and the team
that interviews him is already going to know about it
because they have done their research and the last of players.
So what happened in this ALLEGEDUS. I'll say, if the
player lies, then he has to play for Cleveland. Now
(18:04):
the player lies, man, that team is unlikely to sign him,
and there's a lot of pressure. I mean, you think
about it sitting at the table and you're you're twenty
twenty one, twenty two years old, But that's the idea.
You put all this stress in a guy, and the
employer's potential employer wants to he poise and I'm thinking
man out of college. I interviewed for my newspaper job
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and they asked one question, do you have a car.
Speaker 1 (18:31):
Not path, a path that could work? Well, look at
something that somebody is wanting. A banned in the NFL
just a second time. I want to come back to that.
Speaker 2 (18:41):
First.
Speaker 1 (18:41):
I want you to kisn on key NFL days. We
know we got the combine going on this weekend. Then
then was next.
Speaker 9 (18:49):
Now you got March twelfth, not so far away. That
is the day you can fit. At four pm in
March twelfth, you can officially sign a free agent. And
that is essential as essential as the draft. You know,
you look at what you need, you look at your
salary cap, and you're gonna let some guys go and
then you're gonna sign guys who will help you become
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a better team. That's huge. And the draft is on
April twenty fourth through the twenty sixth, and the owners meeting,
and they're always important because they're gonna decide some stuff
that's gonna decide how the league looks. Is at the
end of next month in beautiful Palm Beach.
Speaker 1 (19:32):
Okay, take a look forrest Ray quick. Some quarterbacks that
are gonna change teams. Always, that's the first thing you
look at in these free agents, just talking about you've
got them. Listen to here, Kirk Cousins, Matthew Stafford, maybe
maybe SA Sam Darnold, Derek Carr, Justin Fields and Aaron Rodgers.
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What's the deal with Rogers? Jets don't want him for sure.
Speaker 9 (19:57):
They don't want him for sure. You know, he's forty one.
But the thing is last season he was ordinary, but
he was eighth in the league in passing yards and
he was eighth in the league in touchdowns. And the
team that's really going to need a quarterback is Pittsburgh.
And it would be really interesting to see Rogers play
for the Steelers. He would be the only man in
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Pittsburgh with a hairbune.
Speaker 3 (20:22):
I think.
Speaker 1 (20:26):
Cool deal. So anyway, talking about a popular play that
somebody is wanting banned Aaron Rodgers old team, the Green
Bay Packers, And you say, maybe some others.
Speaker 2 (20:36):
Want to ban something specific.
Speaker 1 (20:38):
What is it, Tom, The toush push, tush push, no
more tush pushing.
Speaker 9 (20:45):
See, and that is Philadelphia's play. Since twenty twenty two,
Philadelphia has run one hundred and eight tush pushes, Buffalo
has run fifty five, and the only other team in
double figures is Chicago was sixteen. Nick Siriani, the Philly coach,
is offended that Green Bay push for this because he
(21:06):
makes a toush push sound like art. What the touch
push is as teammates push the quarterbacks. But I mean,
you get a bunch of three hundred pound guys and
they're shoving the quarterbacks. But and to me, that does
not qualify as art. But real quick at the Panthers,
one time Steve Burlin, really good guy, good quarterback, he
lined up behind the wrong player. Instead of lining up
(21:29):
behind the center, he lined up behind a guard in
the center. His feelings were hurt. I mean, I'm in
the locker room afterwards, and the center's going, how could
you think that was my butt? He's so much bigger
than me, And so this is a delicate area and
we will see what happens.
Speaker 1 (21:46):
So I want to say, so you would not mind
if they ban the tousch push play then now I
just you.
Speaker 9 (21:53):
Think of play is over and you look and they're
still just shoving the guy forward, and just you know,
it seems almost unethical, and there's a lot of people
against it because they don't run it as well as
the world champion Eagles. I think they will ban it
if the owners will consider that in the next month.
Speaker 1 (22:12):
I would say, just let one guy you know, touch you,
but you can't have twos like three hundred pound, Or
if you just make one guy the bushy tusch, you know, maybe.
Speaker 2 (22:21):
It'd be all we work on getting rid of the swirling. Also,
while we're in there.
Speaker 1 (22:28):
Dom you and the man missus owns. I appreciate you, buddy.
You have a great weekend. We'll catch up next week.
Speaker 9 (22:34):
I thank you and everybody there have a great weekend.
Speaker 1 (22:37):
But well, let's play our wordy word one eight hundred
big show. We'll get a couple of contestants from playingex
(23:05):
Good Morning, this Big Show on radio for you Friday,
Last Day and February here on the twenty eight feature
tracking the Big Show, bit Box, Mad Max, Fat People,
and Global Warming.
Speaker 6 (23:17):
Pick on you like.
Speaker 1 (23:20):
A few words, Global Fat get the Big Box at
the Big.
Speaker 3 (23:25):
Show dot com.
Speaker 6 (23:26):
They're right out at everybody's head.
Speaker 3 (23:28):
I buy the bed.
Speaker 2 (23:29):
Look the wordy word than a wordy word.
Speaker 1 (23:31):
Let's meet their contestants. We got Donna from Theodore, Alabama.
Good morning, Donna, good morning, good morning.
Speaker 2 (23:40):
Then we got to do it from Acon, South Carolina.
Good morning, do it?
Speaker 6 (23:45):
Good morning. How y'all doing that?
Speaker 2 (23:46):
We're all good do it. That's Donna from Alabama. Donna,
that's do it, South Carolina.
Speaker 3 (23:52):
Look at Jake.
Speaker 2 (23:53):
Listen to the Big Show. I'm playing with us here.
Speaker 1 (23:55):
It'll be Global Fat and Donna on one team. Tayler
Dewey on that on the side. Aye you all good luck,
So Dowey you relax. Me and Donna for the first
thirty seconds. All right, Donna, you ready? Sure? Okay, start
the clock now a Barbie blank No, the original Barbie
(24:23):
thing you play with it the little girls? Yes, okay,
you don't have a kid. You blank one you send
on for Russia and blank one.
Speaker 2 (24:35):
Or wherever.
Speaker 1 (24:36):
Yeah, it's not your kid, but you say I'll take
that kid, I will blank you you kid. Yeah, that's right,
all right, So say I'm I'm gonna I got something
and I don't have nothing, so let's just move on.
Two on the board too, all right? This dow in
tay for there round one? Ready to do it?
Speaker 3 (25:02):
All right?
Speaker 4 (25:02):
This is what happens. Someone's doing this to you, that
they're making you pay so they don't release any information
about you. It's called what the opposite of the opposite
color of white is red? Yes, and so this is
something they call. And then all right, the second part
of the word, the second part of the word is
(25:25):
you receive this in your in your blank box, a
letter in your right soil.
Speaker 2 (25:35):
We got it though, all right, need to on his colors.
Speaker 6 (25:45):
Color.
Speaker 3 (25:47):
That's all right.
Speaker 6 (25:48):
Two to one.
Speaker 1 (25:49):
Hey, anybody's game we got going on here? All right, Donna?
Are you ready?
Speaker 3 (25:55):
Sure?
Speaker 1 (25:56):
Okay? Start the clock now. So at the end of
the year you have to take this in school. I
gotta study for my final.
Speaker 6 (26:06):
Yes, all right.
Speaker 1 (26:07):
This is a bunch of horses or cows that will
run over you in the Old West.
Speaker 6 (26:11):
It's a.
Speaker 1 (26:13):
Hed No, they're running, they're running over you.
Speaker 2 (26:15):
It's a we're gonna die. It's a bunch of them running.
Speaker 6 (26:21):
It's a what you don know?
Speaker 1 (26:23):
No matter how I keep saying that, climb a tree
and get out of the way of the what I'm
not I'm not going no.
Speaker 3 (26:32):
No, nowhere. Won't we get on there?
Speaker 1 (26:34):
We got a three. We got a three on the board.
So tighter and dewey. Hopefully we'll have some color oreented question.
We can witness.
Speaker 2 (26:45):
Tighter and dewey picking up on that last time? Ready,
go okay?
Speaker 4 (26:49):
Yeah, so you get run over like even crowds will
do it.
Speaker 2 (26:52):
It's a plea yea.
Speaker 4 (26:54):
This is another name for your living room. Is you
go watch TV in the then y you say a
bad word? You just did?
Speaker 9 (27:03):
What?
Speaker 4 (27:03):
Or I blank on a bible?
Speaker 2 (27:06):
I blink?
Speaker 4 (27:07):
Uh they blank blank on a bible?
Speaker 3 (27:10):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (27:10):
But what you know? You you?
Speaker 1 (27:12):
Yes, that's that's taking.
Speaker 3 (27:19):
There.
Speaker 2 (27:19):
Four to three. Mercy and thank your Donald dog gone.
Speaker 1 (27:26):
It came up a little sharp. But wait, appreciate you playing.
I hope you had a good time.
Speaker 4 (27:32):
Thank you very much.
Speaker 2 (27:34):
Time all right, exweet you do you do? Donal do it.
Speaker 1 (27:37):
Look at you waiting on your prize back in age
and wait to go all right, And I don't know
what the opposite color for red is, y'all know, No,
I was making fun to do.
Speaker 6 (27:49):
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (27:49):
All right, we'll find out where we're going later.
Speaker 1 (27:51):
We'll discuss some colors.
Speaker 2 (27:53):
You hang on, do it all right?
Speaker 4 (27:54):
Global fan?
Speaker 3 (27:55):
All right?
Speaker 2 (28:00):
If they shouts already got some listeners.
Speaker 4 (28:04):
You just worked out somebody.
Speaker 2 (28:06):
Well, there's my brain, I guess retired. Uh, let's say
time of the bit bit request time came around with
John Boy.
Speaker 1 (28:15):
Brian Culver had a long view Texas says, guys, can
you play a bit about old Joe Biden. I don't
hear anything about him anymore. That's a druid, not a pape.
Speaker 4 (28:26):
I haven't heard from that.
Speaker 1 (28:27):
We didn't hear from the last six months as president.
Don't change alright, Brian will get you something coming up
next Goo Lorna Anderson sewan Al Radio Babe Quest Time,
(29:05):
Brian cumb A long viewed Texas go bag.
Speaker 2 (29:09):
Hell, no phone with old Joe.
Speaker 10 (29:11):
Let's dun Hello, friends, are the dog days of summer hounding?
You tired of the same, old lame old vacations. Convinced
there ain't no cure for the summertime blues. We'll load
up that family truckster and set the GPS for Washington, DC.
Sixteen hundred Pennsylvania Avenue is your destination.
Speaker 4 (29:34):
Starting round, turn left.
Speaker 10 (29:36):
It's time to party down Democrat style and Uncle Joe
and Aunt Joel's summer Funhouse. Everyone will be greeted by
old Uncle Joe himself.
Speaker 6 (29:48):
Thank you, can I before we start?
Speaker 9 (29:50):
Hey, all the kids come up behind me and wrote
my leg down and then watch the hair come back
up again.
Speaker 10 (30:00):
Then make yourself at home on the sprawling lawns, and
remember clothing and gender are optional. Frolic, breathe from fear.
You're protected by mostly sober snipers. Be sure to find
your way to the big tent in the rose garden
(30:20):
and get ready to croon your favorite tunes. It's karaoke
with cousin Kamala. It's okay, she's not laughing at you.
No one knows why she's laughing. When the sun goes down,
(30:45):
it's the sun's turned to shine. Uncle Joe's son, that is,
it's Hunter's Home movies. Grab a bud light and get
comfortable on the lawn for a big triple feature Outdoors
under the Stars featuring Dude Where's My Coke, Crack to
the Future, and of course get snorty. So forget about
(31:07):
sky high inflation, horrible gas prices and no borders. It's
time to treat yourself. It's Uncle Joe and an Jiel's
Summer Funhouse.
Speaker 6 (31:17):
I'm not gonna be a mule.
Speaker 9 (31:18):
I I got something to do. I gotta go do bombom.
Speaker 2 (31:21):
You might as well be here. You're already paying for it.
Speaker 1 (31:54):
Good morning, and it's make show on the radio about
Global Fat. You're saying, what the idiot's talking about. We're
talking about the keywords and the Big Show bit box
and the Big Show dot Com Global Fat.
Speaker 2 (32:10):
Mad Max Up.
Speaker 1 (32:12):
Hey man, this quick reminder our boys jib Mother Mary
playing the Shed and Maryville, Tennessee tonight.
Speaker 2 (32:18):
It's a free show.
Speaker 1 (32:20):
You know down there there Jay n Inn there the
sham and said, uh huh, I don't know what you mean.
We Old Sherman Pratt, Big Show, brad On Mason playing it.
We do a song early if you missed it, check
it out when you go to the Big Show dot Com.
You I want to hang around Global fatt and then
look over on Facebook page and watch every video.
Speaker 3 (32:38):
It's a lot of.
Speaker 2 (32:39):
Fun things you can do with it without words.
Speaker 6 (32:43):
You just gotta get in there and move around.
Speaker 2 (32:46):
That's what you gotta do.
Speaker 6 (32:48):
There we go.
Speaker 2 (32:48):
Featured track from mad max Com mad Max Here Max.
Speaker 6 (32:54):
How's it going.
Speaker 3 (32:57):
I'm a fifty five year old, right guy. I've been
married to the same woman for twenty five years. I
own a gun, I believe in God, I run my
own business, I obey the law, and I pay my
bills on time. In today's America, I might as well
have a bulls eye stuck on my rear. Oh I'm
(33:20):
also thirty pounds overweight. According to the Envirol Nazis. That
means I'm killing the planet two. That's right. The climate
experts came out with some new study. It says one
of the major causes of global warming is fat people.
(33:40):
Moving around in a heavy body is like driving a
gas guzzler, says doctor Phil Edwards from something called the
London School of Hygiene and Tropical Medicine. Oh boy, that
was like one of the mail order diploma out is
in the back of Rolling Stone. But doctor Edwards is
more fat people means more food production, which is a
(34:04):
major cause of these CO two emissions that are warming
our planet. Well, if you'll pardon the expression, my big
old butt, here's a newslashdot. Fat people don't want to
kill the planet. We're the ones trying to make it
a better place to live. Who you think came up
(34:24):
with a ninety nine cent value? Men, take a look
behind every major innovation in world history. You'll find a
fat guy who's trying to make his life easier. Benjamin
Franklin got tired of making his own nails, so he
invented the hardware store. Fat people came up with all
(34:46):
your major scientific breakthroughs, like the automatic garage opener, as
invented by a fat guy so they wouldn't have to
get out and raise the door when he pulled in
the driveway. The TV remote and invented by a fat
guy that didn't want to get off the couch to
change a channel. Oh, let's not forget the computer. We
(35:08):
know the guy that invented the computer was fat because
he's on Dancing with the Stars a couple of weeks ago.
Him being fat is where he got the idea. Couldn't
get a date, so he invented a way to get
pictures of nicky girls without going to the newscript. You're
welcome America. You know what fat people cause global warming?
(35:29):
If it really was true, it'd be really bad news
for al Gore, But it might be good news for
the rest of us, because if anything could get out
to switch teams, this might be it. We came down
to saving the Arctic ice Capra. Wendy's triple with cheese
owl looks like a guy that say screwed the Polar Bears,
(35:50):
Biggie size Men and bold Nuts lead. Fat people alone,
keep messing with us. We're gonna come. Put a cobbon
footprints run now, crack, shut up, quit worn in my life. Hey,
I'll have a nice day.
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