March 7, 2025 • 41 mins
Friday (pt 2 of 2): On today’s Late Riser’s Podcast, we’re serving up your Friday favorites.. - Plus we’ll find out James Bond was originally a bourbon man - and actually had very few drinks that needed shaking or stirring.. - We’ve got a brand new script for the Playhouse - this one’s entitled, “The Honeymoon”.. - We’ll dig up an acoustical performance of “Me and Opie Down By the Duck Pond” with our musical buddies, BR-549.. - Tom Sorensen checks in to talk sports.. - We’ll fill a request for Ward Burton and the Cat Skid Loader blooper reel.. - and we’ll send you into the weekend with a story about two idiots walking into a bar…
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Speaker 1 (00:26):
Good morning. It's a Big show on the radio. We
are rolling through your Friday, March seventh. We got our
feature track from the Big Show bed Box the Playhouse
entitled Pete Paul's Birthday Surprise with James Gregory. Search for
key words Birthday Surprise hit the box at the Big Show.
Speaker 2 (00:44):
Do comed now, y'all play Pete Blonde.
Speaker 1 (00:50):
Let's mean I contestant playing out of Knoxville, Tennessee.
Speaker 3 (00:55):
It's Keith.
Speaker 1 (00:56):
Good morning, Keith by Welcome, Why Keith. We're gonna ask
Date some questions. She'll answer you agree or disagree whether
you think she's right or wrong.
Speaker 2 (01:09):
Two bails for two buzzers, and you win too.
Speaker 4 (01:13):
All right, well, let's do it. Marcy.
Speaker 1 (01:17):
You were in a state that produces more prunes and
plums than all of the rest of the country combined.
Speaker 2 (01:25):
What are you doing there?
Speaker 4 (01:27):
Now? I'm just kidding.
Speaker 2 (01:29):
What state are you in?
Speaker 5 (01:32):
You don't know me. I'm in a state of constipation apparently.
Speaker 6 (01:39):
Goodness gracious, So that's out there in California.
Speaker 1 (01:43):
Boy, you're in a state that produces more prunes and
plums than all other combined California. Keith, agree or disagree?
Speaker 7 (01:52):
So good answer?
Speaker 1 (01:53):
I think I'll agree all right. Well, yes, California, California, prunes,
prunes and plums out there.
Speaker 5 (02:03):
You used to buy them all the time for Raffer.
I had to keep them stocked in the kitchen.
Speaker 2 (02:10):
It's the storm, the memories, memories. Hey, there's a bell.
Let's get one more.
Speaker 5 (02:17):
Here, all my experiences.
Speaker 1 (02:20):
It's the size of a grapefruit. It weighs about three pounds,
and you have one.
Speaker 2 (02:28):
What is it?
Speaker 6 (02:29):
I don't want to I don't want to brag, but
I but I actually have to be your liver, John Boyers,
I was.
Speaker 2 (02:44):
More candleop anyways, Yeah.
Speaker 5 (02:46):
Well thank you.
Speaker 2 (02:48):
You're downsizing right now.
Speaker 1 (02:52):
So anyway, let's concentrate. You said the liver, Your liver,
your liver. Keith here, disagree with the liver? Oh what's
a disagree on that one?
Speaker 8 (03:06):
Wow?
Speaker 2 (03:06):
Disagreeing on that? Wasn't it.
Speaker 8 (03:16):
Was?
Speaker 5 (03:16):
It was? It was? It was tatas, wasn't it?
Speaker 9 (03:20):
Keith?
Speaker 2 (03:20):
Do you have any idea what it would be?
Speaker 1 (03:24):
It's your brain?
Speaker 2 (03:29):
Your brain, your brain. Look at the big brain, look
at the big keep you hang on.
Speaker 1 (03:40):
We're giving you big old assortment of swag from World
lawn Mowers Man.
Speaker 2 (03:46):
You enjoy, all.
Speaker 4 (03:47):
Right, all right, thanks, all.
Speaker 1 (03:56):
Right, here we go, we jump out and catch you
up on your news right quick.
Speaker 2 (04:00):
Onion side, we got our time capsule with his Friday
Morning with.
Speaker 1 (04:04):
Hang On Boyler.
Speaker 10 (04:27):
This is the award winning John Boy and Billy Big Show,
the South's number one export.
Speaker 7 (04:49):
It's a marginal day in the neighborhood with people like
you for a neighbor. Won't you move out? Won't you
move out? Hello, boys and girls. Mister Rayford here glad
to be able to add a little bit of class
to this otherwise juvenile, redneck yuckfest and helps straighten out
the new generation of crumb crutchers. Today's adventure Day in
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mister Rayford's neighborhood. Our special guest is little Tommy Vaughn. Well, Tommy,
how are you enjoying adventure day so far?
Speaker 11 (05:20):
It's really neat mister Rayford. What a great idea of
putting all those old abandoned refrigerators with clubhouse painted on
them in your backyard. I haven't seen my brother Eddie
in the last few minutes, so do you think you
could help me find him?
Speaker 7 (05:32):
Well, we'll talk about that later. You know, Tommy, I
thought you were coming along on the road to curmudgeon hood.
You know, I was on that cynical road back when
you were just a drunken glaze in your father's eye.
It doesn't just happen. You have to work at it.
It's a twenty four hour a day job. You can't
just take an occasional stab at it. You've got to
make it your life I have. You've got to decide
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are you going to be a good head or a
butt head.
Speaker 11 (05:57):
I know I've shown patience and compassion in the past,
but I want to be a butt head.
Speaker 7 (06:02):
Good, good, good. You're a fine boy. But with a
little work, we can take care of that. You've got
to surround yourself with people of like mind, people who
think exactly like you do, people you can call a pal.
Speaker 2 (06:14):
Are you my pal, Tommy.
Speaker 12 (06:16):
Yes, sir, I'm your pal.
Speaker 1 (06:18):
Good boy.
Speaker 7 (06:20):
How about a nice big glass of Bilo collum.
Speaker 12 (06:23):
Yeah, that'd be great.
Speaker 11 (06:24):
I really got thirsty out there dodging all those bear traps.
Speaker 8 (06:28):
Ah.
Speaker 7 (06:28):
Yes, And remember, you can't fall in the trap of
saying what you think people want to hear. Speak your mind,
tamn the consequences. Be a leader, be a curmudgeon, be a.
Speaker 12 (06:39):
Yeah yeah, butt head. I got it, I got it?
Can I go now? I hate being a latchkey child.
Speaker 7 (06:44):
Well, if your mother would cut her job and stay
home like all women should, the world wouldn't be so
screwed up. Tell her, I said, give it up. She
can't have it all tomorrow and mister Rayford's neighborhood leave flowers,
modern convenience or just another fiendish to annoy me personally,
till then get out of my yard, stay indoors, and
(07:05):
if your parents go out to eat, pretend your sick,
stay home and quit ruining my life till then this
is mister Rayford saying, tata.
Speaker 2 (07:16):
Way off good.
Speaker 7 (07:18):
That'll hold the little bastards off for a while.
Speaker 10 (07:21):
John Boy and Billy wel saod morning rad yell dumb right.
Speaker 2 (08:06):
Morning is a big Shaw on the radio.
Speaker 4 (08:08):
In minutes we.
Speaker 1 (08:09):
Find out who gets to grab my wonderful things, and
then tims on and so we look around in his
world of sports and find many wonderful things to comment on.
And then of course there's a couple of rounds of
worthy words.
Speaker 2 (08:29):
Last one of the week.
Speaker 1 (08:30):
We leave it all in on.
Speaker 12 (08:32):
The floor, and then Jackie fikes it all up.
Speaker 2 (08:38):
That's it, and right now.
Speaker 13 (08:44):
And now it's story time with your host, Carl Childs.
Speaker 14 (08:52):
I had me a birthday a little bit ago. I
don't rightly know how old I am, but I know
I had a birthday. Melinda, that big girl from a
dollar store. She gave me a book of stories. Some
of them I never heard afore. I can tell you
about one of them if you want me too, Yeah,
all right, then I'd gone to anyway. This here is
(09:16):
called the silver screw saves it Once upon a time.
This old boy he's born without a belly button, but
where it is supposed to be, there's this big old
silver screw is sticking out that boy's doctor. Well, sir,
I didn't want to try to take it out on
account of the he's afraid on aaric squirt out of him,
(09:39):
Well sir, licking or not. This old boy, he was
stuck with that silver screw growing up, was tough on him.
Other children they were a microll to him, mate sport
of him, a good bit. Could never go to gym
class on account of they hang him towels off his
silver screw. So ever left the house, he dug a
(10:02):
hole in the floor of the shed with a stop
and stayed there.
Speaker 4 (10:06):
He never had no friends.
Speaker 14 (10:08):
One day, when he was out of the store getting
some dry goods, he reached up to get something or
other off on the top shelf. His shirt come untucked.
This mysterious feller kind of a twitchy looking boy in
a black rankcoat. He saw that screw sticking out. Term
told that boy about a swammy. Some folks calls him
(10:31):
a wizard. I called him a swammy. Had one of
them big old tiles on his head. This swamy lived
over in a place called Ta Bet. So that boy
he took all his money out of the mincer, took
a plane trip to meet this swamy. Once he got there,
he had to wander off summers, climb up these big
mountains and get to this swamy feller then took him
(10:54):
a couple of good days. They didn't have no busses
or taxi cabs up Iron come up to big old church.
Before he could knock on the door there, that swammy
fella opened it up. He told that boy with a
silver screw, he knowed why he was there. That's wammy said.
If and he wanted to get that silver screw out
of there, he'd have to sleep in the highest tower,
(11:16):
and the next morning that screw would come right out.
That boy he was a mine put off about having
to do more climbing, but he said all right. Then
he told his stuff up that room, went to sleep.
In the middle of the night, this fog floated in
the window. In the middle of that fog, here is
this big old silver screwdriver. I ain't sure And if
(11:39):
it was a Phillips hit or not. That screwdriver took
that screw while that boy's belly and then floated back
out the winder. The next morning, when that boy woke up,
he seen that silver screw laying on a pillow next
to him. He reached down and commenced to feeling around
his belly button, and that screw was plumb gone.
Speaker 4 (11:58):
He jumped up out of bed, happy.
Speaker 14 (12:00):
As he could be. Then all of a sudden, his
butt fell off. He kept trying to put it back
on all the time screaming, what's my butt fall off?
Speaker 1 (12:12):
Firm?
Speaker 4 (12:13):
What's my butt fall off?
Speaker 15 (12:14):
Firm?
Speaker 4 (12:17):
More of the story.
Speaker 14 (12:18):
Don't screw around with things you don't understand, or you
could lose your butt At the end.
Speaker 13 (12:25):
Story time is brought to you by Hard Graves potted
meat product chock full of peckers and lips since nineteen
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Speaker 4 (12:33):
What's in your belly button?
Speaker 1 (12:37):
You have more than everybody more Big show to come
hang where you are, yo?
Speaker 15 (12:42):
What's up?
Speaker 12 (12:44):
This is ike and for all of five while one
you need on all things red neck.
Speaker 3 (12:51):
Just check out my two.
Speaker 14 (12:52):
Favorite crackers, John bro and Biddley right here on the
Big Show.
Speaker 5 (12:57):
I'd listened to something else my own self. But why
boy Patrick Dunn broke off the knob in the cattle.
Speaker 15 (13:06):
Never mind, he's out.
Speaker 1 (13:30):
Shoot the way the way, give the way it is,
Give it away time, John Boy's wonderful Thing Number one
hundred and thirty three Langley Air Force Weight Challenge coing
to Air Combat Command chilled on one side F sixteen
see fighter jet on the other way and whatever it
(13:56):
from Stafford, Connecticut, Dave, Dave, Jackie, my girl's an get
it in the mail to you, Dame Stafford, Connecticut.
Speaker 2 (14:16):
All right, what we got here? That's put up one us.
Speaker 8 (14:23):
Got.
Speaker 15 (14:24):
Yeah, that's what I got.
Speaker 1 (14:25):
A million dollar bill.
Speaker 15 (14:31):
Let go expeak.
Speaker 1 (14:32):
Do you ever wonder whose pictures on a million dollar bill?
Speaker 2 (14:37):
Humpy Wheeler, Oh.
Speaker 1 (14:39):
Remember Humpy old General Matcher from Charlie Motor Speedway back
in the day, one million dollars.
Speaker 2 (14:49):
All right, he has like too much of himself.
Speaker 1 (14:53):
And then me and Billy with one of our breakfasts
of champion collector cards.
Speaker 2 (15:00):
We would always have our show live.
Speaker 1 (15:04):
And Sandwich Construction Company Highway forty nine twenty nine near
the Charlotte Motor Speedway race track the Friday after the
All Star Race before to six hundreds and a.
Speaker 2 (15:16):
Lot of you were there. Oh yeah, we for ten
years we did that. It went coming more. Do we
out through everything?
Speaker 6 (15:27):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (15:27):
We did go to the Amphitheater. Yeah, thirty thousand people.
Speaker 1 (15:33):
So I mean it got so bad.
Speaker 11 (15:36):
I guess the race car drivers were getting their cars Toed.
Speaker 2 (15:40):
Bobby Allison, car Ernie Irvan got everything. But boy that
was good. And you can have your little piece of history.
Speaker 1 (15:50):
View it and get your name in the hat to
win it one week from right now. Hit it at
the Big Show dot com.
Speaker 2 (16:00):
Good morning Big Shows on the radio. Coming up.
Speaker 1 (16:03):
We play wordy word for LS Tractor price pack. We
got a cool hat stainless steel and seleated Tumblr. We
got a key chain on kind of LS tractor swag.
You need to find your local dealer, learn why customers
start blue and stay blue. We got the link right
there at the Big Show dot com, and we got
the link to all things sports. He is the man,
(16:25):
mister Tom Sorenson, many many years the well the best
sports writer, I would say the Charlotte Observer ever. Had
you barely beat.
Speaker 2 (16:35):
Out Ron Green, who I almost.
Speaker 1 (16:38):
Had throw up in the backseat of my car when
we were racing across town.
Speaker 2 (16:45):
That was weird to thought for you, Okay, Tom, taking.
Speaker 12 (16:50):
Was that rock Tey?
Speaker 8 (16:50):
Was that the Rusty Wallace one?
Speaker 2 (16:52):
Yeah, it was.
Speaker 14 (16:54):
It was.
Speaker 2 (16:56):
We Rusty raised across drivetime. I didn't do that this
day and time.
Speaker 15 (17:01):
Good.
Speaker 2 (17:02):
We barely did it.
Speaker 1 (17:02):
Then. That's awesome, Tom. Thank you for joining us every week, buddy.
We sure appreciate you.
Speaker 7 (17:10):
Man.
Speaker 2 (17:11):
All Right, well, let's look at our boy.
Speaker 1 (17:14):
How about a Big Show kid that that might be
one of the best ever to play the game of basketball.
We're talking about Steph, Steph and Curry. We'll get to
your nephews later, marsh. I'm sure they're making some shouts.
So Steph thirty six years old, went for fifty six
points last week, and then he had twenty eight the
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other night in Madison Square Garden and Tom, I know
you're you're watching the kid.
Speaker 8 (17:42):
I just like his game and I like their game. Man.
I wasn't a big fan of Jimmy Butler because whenever
he got in a bad mood, he said, trade me.
But since Golden State acquired Butler and Butler's thirty five,
they had become a contender. And it's fun to watch
Steph and another good player with Draymond that he can
(18:02):
play off of. But tell you what I thought was
really cool was the other night, Squille O'Neil said, a
supreme leader of the Big Man Alliance, I demand that
Steph be included with Michael and Lebron in any debate
about the greatest of all time.
Speaker 1 (18:19):
Wow.
Speaker 8 (18:19):
And I thought that's cool because big men usually stick
up for other big men. And Shaq's eleven inches taller
than Steph, but he's he's praising Steph and he demands
that when you had that conversation, Steph Curry be included.
I thought that was really cool.
Speaker 2 (18:35):
Man, That is cool. That is that is neat.
Speaker 4 (18:38):
Now.
Speaker 1 (18:38):
I know Shaq's been a fan of Steph for a
long time. I remember one funny line he head I
can't remember. It was last year sometime when they were
doing it and he was sowing something, you know, like
I'm trying to hit the trash can. Look, Shaq was
doing that and I hit one and Shaq said, I'm
the black Steph Curry. I'm with him, man, you got
(19:01):
to I mean, Stephn. He ain't slowed down. Man, He's
still gotten some years and barring an injury, dog gone it.
I hated he messed up his ankle a little bit
the other night.
Speaker 8 (19:11):
But he works so hard without the ball, just moving
relentlessly and going and going. And you figure, I don't
care how tall you are, that's going to take a toll.
But he just he's obviously an incredible shape, and he
obviously works. He works on moves and running around picks
the way an NFL back works at using his blockers,
(19:33):
and it's uh, I tell you, it's really entertaining and effective.
Speaker 2 (19:36):
It really is.
Speaker 1 (19:37):
It's fun just to watch him going around do it,
try to get open to and he usually does.
Speaker 2 (19:42):
It's crazy.
Speaker 1 (19:43):
All right, Well, let's not get to the NFL here, Tom,
what's up next?
Speaker 8 (19:48):
Well, we got free agency coming up, which is really
important for everybody. Starting next Monday, teams can officially nego
with players, and on Wednesday at four pm they can
officially sign them. And there is going to be a
flurry of signings. Remember how Sugar atte Leonard fought just
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as quick, quick hands, boom boom, flurry of punches. It's
going to be like that. We're not going to be
able to keep up. I remember last year Panthers went
out on boom boom, boom boom, signed five guys and
four of them ended up being essential to what success
they had. And you got to get in early, and
you got to spend some money. And it's really a
(20:33):
cool thing because thig of it this way, how can
a team improve? You acquire talent? How do you acquire talent?
Either get in the draft which is coming up in
April or Green Bay in Green Bay or man, you
signed free agents and there's gonna be some big bucks
spent and some big names changing teams.
Speaker 2 (20:51):
Man, that's it.
Speaker 1 (20:52):
And the draft is yeah in April, Like you said,
the dates twenty fourth through the twenty sixth, and you.
Speaker 2 (20:58):
Said at Green Bay going to be a lambofield.
Speaker 8 (21:01):
Yeah, it's gonna be pretty cool. I've been there a
few times, And I tell you it's like seeing the
NFL and a college town. I mean, Green Bay is
not a big place, and they they're not like they're
not like fans in say Philly or New York because
you go there and you talk to people and they
don't threaten your life if you cheer for the other team,
and they just kind of like, oh man, how do
(21:23):
like Green Bay? And I remember going up there with
one guy who's from New Orleans and he complained about
the wineless that a monpo with health. I think it's
green dam Bay. It'll be cool, it's gonna be it's
a great place to the draft, and it's it's gonna
be a lot of fun.
Speaker 1 (21:38):
So now Pro days tom so each team or out
of the Pro days work. They're they're like sprinkled around
from here on out right.
Speaker 8 (21:47):
Yeah. Uh, And you can there's two ways to do it.
Sometimes a whole conference will do it, but typically it's
a school, you know, like Alabama will have theirs on
this day in Ohio State and this day in North Carolina.
In this I've been and it's sort of like a pageant,
but with sweat. I mean, everybody just lines up to
watch and The reason some guys don't work out at
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the Combine or didn't work out at the Combine last
week is they know these fields, they know the turf,
they know the coaches. If it's a receiver, he can
play with his quarterback. If it's a quarterback, he can
play with his receivers. See, they will go all out.
I went to Cam Newton's prote at Auburn and then
I went to one at UNC and it's cool to
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see because these guys, this is the last chance to
make an impression, so last chance for something to get drafted,
and for something to get drafted in the first round.
So it's valuable and that'll be going on for the
rest of this month.
Speaker 2 (22:43):
All right.
Speaker 1 (22:43):
Two non NFL stories, Man, I hadn't been watching spring training,
not what's going on baseball? And there you say, you
have been enjoying the automated balls and strike system. So
they using that every pregame. I need to watch it.
Speaker 2 (22:57):
Robots.
Speaker 8 (22:58):
Yeah, they're doing it for every spring training game. It's
called the ABS, which is a fancy way of saying robots.
And what's cool is the team gets two challenges and
in the past they've gone to the dog out they've
gone to the manager. Just takes way too long. So
now if you're going to challenge it, it's either the catcher,
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the pitcher or the batter. And then what they do
it's cool. Like let's say a guy's call for a
strike and the batter says none, I won't strike, So
he files an official challenge. They'll show the strike zone
up on the scoreboard. It'll be a different color, and
they'll show where the ball lands in the strike zone
so players can see, fans can see. And it sounds cumbersome,
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but the whole thing takes about five seconds. And what
was cool. There's an empty the other day at spring
training and Tuva's calls had been reversed. I mean, he
was wrong twice. So he gets up there and he
just talks about it, and he said the call was
surprisingly correct. But it's a cool thing. And they're not
going to use it in the regular season this year,
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but I would predict that next year you will see
it in Major League baseball.
Speaker 1 (24:10):
Wow.
Speaker 2 (24:10):
I eventually they'll just replace the umpires all together. Right now,
they're just kind of working the bugs out of them.
Speaker 1 (24:16):
Well, you know they do that with tennis. You know,
if you do that with a little tennis ball on
that line like that. I guess it's the same kind
of deal, Tom.
Speaker 8 (24:26):
But you gotta have umps there to kick people out
of games so a player can scream at him.
Speaker 2 (24:32):
Yeah, yeah, it's part of the drama.
Speaker 5 (24:34):
Yes, that's it, going ball.
Speaker 2 (24:39):
You are out, uh till we appreciate your buddy. You
have a great weekend. We'll catch up next week.
Speaker 8 (24:47):
I will, and I hope everybody there too. And as always,
think you my boy.
Speaker 1 (24:52):
Well, let's play worthy word. Y'all want eight hundred big show?
You told free line. We'll get a couple of contestants
play next good Friday morning, there's a big show on
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the radio.
Speaker 2 (25:26):
When I featured tracking the make Sure mid.
Speaker 1 (25:28):
Box, it's a playhouse entitled Peet Paul's Birthday Surprise.
Speaker 2 (25:34):
Get a bad feature for your here for you out
of here this morning, brother the mid Box at the Bigshow.
Speaker 1 (25:40):
Dot Com by the way, got that on their contest button.
Click it you can't get new, We'll call you somebody
you want to play, will make that happen to.
Speaker 12 (25:52):
Like right now, I went to everybody's head. I bite
the bed, Let the.
Speaker 1 (25:55):
Bird word out of word, any word, Lets meet their contestants.
Speaker 2 (25:59):
If we got a husband and a wife.
Speaker 1 (26:01):
Oh, happy couples listening to the Big Show over the years.
Speaker 3 (26:06):
Out of Mount Harry, Georgia.
Speaker 12 (26:09):
We got the wife Larry Joe.
Speaker 2 (26:12):
Hey, Larry Joe.
Speaker 1 (26:15):
Hey, you're the only wife I've met named Larry Joe.
Speaker 2 (26:21):
Then Hobby, Louise. No, it's just kidding, Harry j that's Robert.
There's Robert. Hey, Robert, how you.
Speaker 1 (26:30):
Doing, buddy? I'm thinking you don't sound like a Louise
and all day I gotta hand Larry.
Speaker 2 (26:38):
Okay, we're good, y'all. Glad you're here.
Speaker 1 (26:41):
So let's split them up there it'll be Tater and
Robert and John Boy and Larry Joe.
Speaker 2 (26:46):
All right, all right, y'all, well welcome, So Robert, you relax,
Larry Joe.
Speaker 1 (26:52):
Let's see what me and you can do for the
first thirty seconds. All right, okay, just let you mine
go free.
Speaker 5 (27:05):
Say whatever pops in your head.
Speaker 1 (27:07):
Yeah, these words are not that easy and simple. Okay,
here we go, Larry Joe.
Speaker 2 (27:16):
Start the clock.
Speaker 1 (27:18):
Now, just take what you need. Don't be what yes
on the lips, give me one on the lips? Hey, yeah,
uh huh blank. Your enthusiasm don't don't run into the
blank on the side of the road is where the
gunter is and you have blank feelers on your car. No,
(27:41):
it's his concrete. It's what it's yes, uh huh. The
main ingredient for a salad.
Speaker 2 (27:55):
Three on the board. All right, Larry Joe.
Speaker 1 (27:57):
Put three on the board. We'll say what take and
Robert can do Robert? Are you ready?
Speaker 4 (28:03):
Yeah, I'm ready and go.
Speaker 6 (28:05):
You put this green leafy thing on your sandwich. Alright, lady, yes,
you you do this to your toast. You put this
yellow stuff on it, on toast, a coat on toast.
Speaker 5 (28:20):
You put this on it, not margarine, but.
Speaker 8 (28:23):
Not more.
Speaker 5 (28:24):
Yes, you might to the kitchen floor.
Speaker 6 (28:27):
You get a blank, You get a bucket and a blank,
and you wash the floor.
Speaker 5 (28:32):
This is you go on this trip after you get married.
Speaker 2 (28:37):
All right, Dan, what do y'all do?
Speaker 1 (28:39):
Put a four on the board to take the lead
by one. It's four to three. I'll be over the wife.
All right, Larry Joe. Let's see what we can do
right here for round two? Are you ready?
Speaker 8 (28:53):
Okay?
Speaker 2 (28:53):
Okay? All right? Why iway was getting hardled? You got this, okay, baby,
thank you? That's what I needed.
Speaker 5 (29:05):
Okay, you're both good looking.
Speaker 1 (29:07):
Okay, start the clock now, another name for an elixure
or something like that, a fancy name, a hair blank gin?
Speaker 2 (29:19):
And what a drink? Gin?
Speaker 15 (29:21):
And?
Speaker 5 (29:23):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (29:24):
All right, if you're in jail, this is the guy
you live with.
Speaker 7 (29:27):
He is your what?
Speaker 2 (29:30):
Yes, okay, the opposite of rotten. These vegetables are nice.
No another word? Come on there?
Speaker 1 (29:40):
Blank blank blank from the farm?
Speaker 2 (29:46):
You said fresh? Okay, so a five on the board.
Two to the three.
Speaker 1 (29:53):
Okay, Robert and Tater one will tie, two will win.
Oh look at that word. I'm not going to Robert.
Here we go, buddy, start the clotting.
Speaker 5 (30:08):
Now, the subtle come out.
Speaker 16 (30:13):
Blank blank blank.
Speaker 6 (30:15):
Okay, don't make me sing again, not today, but more, Yes,
salt and blank. It's on your table, go ahead, don't.
Speaker 2 (30:39):
It me, Larry Joe. We came up a little short.
But the price bag.
Speaker 1 (30:44):
Is coming to y'all's domicile and Mount Airy Georgia. So
I like to think you're gonna steal it when Robert
didn't look it.
Speaker 2 (30:56):
Hey, we appreci y'all.
Speaker 1 (30:58):
Appreciate y'all listen to the big show playing with us man,
y'all awesome, Thank you lot, Good morning, got a big
show on the radio, Baby.
Speaker 2 (31:09):
Quest time, kindigram from home.
Speaker 1 (31:12):
Curtis LeMay out of Louisville, Kentucky. Curtis says, best ever
an award Burton Cats good steerloaders spot. Yes, we got
some mileage out of that one. Oh, but Ward got
his talent check for all that work we did. We
got the boy Curtis coming up next. Good morning, and
(31:56):
it's a big showing the radio. Some of you like
to hear this time around this time on the New
Friday Hit us. Some of the John Mooreviller Facebook mains
in the word. Curtis lamin out a Louisville, Kentucky.
Speaker 4 (32:08):
Louisville.
Speaker 2 (32:10):
There was some hooping this year, y'all.
Speaker 1 (32:14):
U curtiins got his request right here. Ward, you have
your script there?
Speaker 9 (32:21):
Yeah, it s good do buddy?
Speaker 4 (32:22):
All right, okay, all right, let's go on.
Speaker 2 (32:23):
Are we ready to Jaguie rolling? Okay, here we go. Hey, Billy,
you know about Caterpillar right sure?
Speaker 13 (32:29):
The Cat NASCAR team won the Daytona five hundred. I'd
love to drive that car to work one day.
Speaker 9 (32:33):
How about if you leave the driving up to me.
Speaker 4 (32:35):
Hey, it's Ward Burton day on the five hundred winner.
Speaker 3 (32:38):
What brings you out of the cat race car?
Speaker 9 (32:39):
Well, there's folks at Carolina Track that want me to
tell you, tell everybody that they're giving away a brand
new cat skied loader.
Speaker 2 (32:46):
What's the scoop on how I can win one ward?
Speaker 9 (32:48):
Just go to the website www dot cat skied.
Speaker 8 (32:52):
Catstick loader dot com.
Speaker 9 (32:57):
They go see that guy over there, now.
Speaker 3 (33:04):
Guy, that's all one word, not com.
Speaker 2 (33:11):
That's all right, that's all right, But where do you
want to pick up again? I think we're going to
go from the top, all right, going from the top.
Speaker 9 (33:16):
Going from the top, and I don't know. Okay, just
go to the website w w W cat skierloader dot com.
Or head over to the Carolina Dealer.
Speaker 3 (33:29):
That's cat skid steerloader. It's all one word, right.
Speaker 9 (33:33):
Cats, cats skid steerloader. Y'all don't really make fun of
them now.
Speaker 13 (33:43):
No, Actually that was just my next line.
Speaker 4 (33:48):
Are you sure you work?
Speaker 9 (33:50):
Hell no, that's why I just leave it at cat
y'all might want me to say my damn line and
y'all go back to the work.
Speaker 4 (34:04):
That sounds good ready, Just putting in.
Speaker 3 (34:10):
Cat right, cat skid steerloader all one word.
Speaker 9 (34:17):
That's right. You can sign on, check out all the
features and the new different cat skit steer model, and
resting for a chance to win a new one one
more time.
Speaker 2 (34:26):
It's cat skid steerload.
Speaker 9 (34:27):
I can't say it, I trust I'll try to get
it right. Who's doing this recording?
Speaker 1 (34:36):
Just just just just say that cat skid steerloaded.
Speaker 4 (34:42):
Randy can put it in.
Speaker 9 (34:43):
Yes, I'm trying. How much y'all getting paid for this?
Speaker 2 (34:48):
I don't know as much as you and your money.
Speaker 9 (34:53):
Here we go. I hope we are on live. Just
go to the website www dot Cat skars steers Dat
Cat skars Steerloader, Cat skied steer Loader. All right, are
you ready? That's right, you can sign on and check
out all the features and the new cats skis cat.
(35:15):
I'm gonna have to stop waking up surly and go
working out and go to speech and school.
Speaker 3 (35:23):
Sounds like you've been hanging out with a rusty waller.
Speaker 9 (35:26):
Y'all got a coffee or something, maybe a speed up
my voice a little bit of all right? Here we go. Well,
the folks at Carolina Tractor want me to tell everybody
they're giving away a brand new cat skid steer loader.
Speaker 14 (35:43):
I knew you could do it, and now you're saying
it perfect every time something say it a lot.
Speaker 9 (35:51):
You see why I got sent to military schools and
summer schools and all kind of stuff. Thank you, Ward Well,
thank y'all so much. And I'll try to drink some coffee.
Speaker 2 (36:01):
I call that college.
Speaker 17 (36:03):
Ain't time man, word y'all stay in touch, all right, Dia.
Speaker 2 (36:39):
Good morning. It's a big show on the radio. If
you would like to have.
Speaker 1 (36:43):
This Playhouse featuring James Gregory, are you a collection? Hit
the bed box at the Big Show dot com. Keywords
Birthday Surprise.
Speaker 13 (36:55):
Welcome to John Boy and Billy Playhouse. Today's episode Pea
Paul's Birthday Surprise. As our story opens, the Gilmour family
is gathered around the kitchen table for Pea Paul's sixty
eighth birthday party.
Speaker 16 (37:17):
Okay out, pay Paul, blow out the candles?
Speaker 4 (37:19):
Well, tell you the truth. I get some winded to
quit these days. I just can't blow like I used to.
I just did not mess with that where the kids
blow him out?
Speaker 16 (37:30):
Ricky, would you blow out pay Paul's candles.
Speaker 4 (37:33):
For you and try out the slow prowler? Would you
do it? Hey, Paul, you know the boy, he's a
wet talker. He's true.
Speaker 16 (37:45):
Okay, everybody go in the living room, get your presence
for pay Paul to open now, Pay Paul. I want
you to bring nice when you open these presents.
Speaker 4 (37:54):
Hell, I'm always not.
Speaker 16 (37:58):
Well last year? Are you kind of unloading on Ricky
a little bit?
Speaker 4 (38:02):
Well? Look here I paid that boy's way through truck
driving school. It wasn't you doing now, Laden Brick and
George appreciate you. Here's what you got me for my
birthday last year? Y'all remember five dollars book of McDonald's book,
McDonald's book.
Speaker 16 (38:22):
Well, pay Paul.
Speaker 5 (38:23):
You know Ricky struggles, make Ann's many.
Speaker 4 (38:25):
Hell McDonald's buck. How they come on? Cracker brows, got walers,
got soup?
Speaker 5 (38:37):
Whatever he gives you? Being nice and say thank you.
Speaker 4 (38:44):
He ain't gonna pay Paul. Happy birthday? What's it? That's
a gift card from Target?
Speaker 7 (38:49):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (38:49):
It's worth ten bucks?
Speaker 15 (38:50):
Two?
Speaker 4 (38:51):
How did I do? Mama?
Speaker 16 (38:51):
Were you good? Ricky? Didn't he pay Paul?
Speaker 4 (38:54):
Target? You know something? Son? There's a Walmark to what
the hell you do? Target? Right near the McDonald's.
Speaker 16 (39:08):
Why don't you go now?
Speaker 1 (39:10):
Okay, Happy birthday, Peopa.
Speaker 16 (39:14):
Oh look, honey, God got you Nicko bedroom slippers.
Speaker 1 (39:18):
Yup, and you ain't gonna believe where I found either
the dollar store.
Speaker 4 (39:22):
Way surprise, surprise, let me yess on the half price
rap must have been. I got a blue with a brown.
Speaker 16 (39:36):
They're real nice.
Speaker 1 (39:37):
Honey.
Speaker 16 (39:37):
Hey, Coder, where's your present for pay Paul?
Speaker 4 (39:40):
I heard my pocket. Sorry, didn't have time to wrap them.
What's this A lot of the tickets?
Speaker 14 (39:44):
Yeah, I know how you don't like us to throw moneyway,
so I wait until jack pot got up to twelve minutes.
Speaker 6 (39:51):
Well not, I think y'all pick some real nice gifts,
ain't that right?
Speaker 15 (39:56):
Pay Paul?
Speaker 4 (39:56):
Well, listen, now I got something I want to tell
all through of y'all.
Speaker 16 (39:59):
Honey, honey, they.
Speaker 4 (40:03):
Sat down, Mama, I got something these boys he'll need
to know. I read the preacher Bob at the gas
station this morning. Now, it was down there having a
cigarette together. That's why I about that preacher drink I smoke.
He says. It's all kinds of trouble of the church headquarters.
(40:23):
Seems he forgot to take one class back when it
was in study to be a minister. So he didn't
really have enough credits to graduate from a simlany.
Speaker 3 (40:30):
What what does that mean?
Speaker 4 (40:31):
Pay Paul, We are technically speaking. It means the boy
the preacher. Now here's why it makes all this tricky.
Preacher Bob is the one that married me and your mama.
But if Bob ain't a real preacher, then we ain't
really married.
Speaker 1 (40:43):
Well, hold on a second, If y'all ain't really married,
that means me and Ricky and Cooder all three.
Speaker 3 (40:49):
Of us are.
Speaker 4 (40:50):
Yes, you are if you ask me a bunch of
sheep ones too.
Speaker 3 (41:00):
Joy, John Boy and Billy Playhouse?
Speaker 4 (41:02):
Can we tell a bunch of.
Speaker 14 (41:05):
Tune?
Speaker 1 (41:06):
And again?
Speaker 13 (41:06):
Next time we'll hear the crusty old manager at the
dollar store say, hey, big man, let me hold a dollar.
Speaker 3 (41:17):
Where's that baby?
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I love you mean it
Good morning. It's a Big show on the radio. We
are rolling through your Friday, March seventh. We got our
feature track from the Big Show bed Box the Playhouse
entitled Pete Paul's Birthday Surprise with James Gregory. Search for
key words Birthday Surprise hit the box at the Big Show.
Speaker 2 (00:44):
Do comed now, y'all play Pete Blonde.
Speaker 1 (00:50):
Let's mean I contestant playing out of Knoxville, Tennessee.
Speaker 3 (00:55):
It's Keith.
Speaker 1 (00:56):
Good morning, Keith by Welcome, Why Keith. We're gonna ask
Date some questions. She'll answer you agree or disagree whether
you think she's right or wrong.
Speaker 2 (01:09):
Two bails for two buzzers, and you win too.
Speaker 4 (01:13):
All right, well, let's do it. Marcy.
Speaker 1 (01:17):
You were in a state that produces more prunes and
plums than all of the rest of the country combined.
Speaker 2 (01:25):
What are you doing there?
Speaker 4 (01:27):
Now? I'm just kidding.
Speaker 2 (01:29):
What state are you in?
Speaker 5 (01:32):
You don't know me. I'm in a state of constipation apparently.
Speaker 6 (01:39):
Goodness gracious, So that's out there in California.
Speaker 1 (01:43):
Boy, you're in a state that produces more prunes and
plums than all other combined California. Keith, agree or disagree?
Speaker 7 (01:52):
So good answer?
Speaker 1 (01:53):
I think I'll agree all right. Well, yes, California, California, prunes,
prunes and plums out there.
Speaker 5 (02:03):
You used to buy them all the time for Raffer.
I had to keep them stocked in the kitchen.
Speaker 2 (02:10):
It's the storm, the memories, memories. Hey, there's a bell.
Let's get one more.
Speaker 5 (02:17):
Here, all my experiences.
Speaker 1 (02:20):
It's the size of a grapefruit. It weighs about three pounds,
and you have one.
Speaker 2 (02:28):
What is it?
Speaker 6 (02:29):
I don't want to I don't want to brag, but
I but I actually have to be your liver, John Boyers,
I was.
Speaker 2 (02:44):
More candleop anyways, Yeah.
Speaker 5 (02:46):
Well thank you.
Speaker 2 (02:48):
You're downsizing right now.
Speaker 1 (02:52):
So anyway, let's concentrate. You said the liver, Your liver,
your liver. Keith here, disagree with the liver? Oh what's
a disagree on that one?
Speaker 8 (03:06):
Wow?
Speaker 2 (03:06):
Disagreeing on that? Wasn't it.
Speaker 8 (03:16):
Was?
Speaker 5 (03:16):
It was? It was? It was tatas, wasn't it?
Speaker 9 (03:20):
Keith?
Speaker 2 (03:20):
Do you have any idea what it would be?
Speaker 1 (03:24):
It's your brain?
Speaker 2 (03:29):
Your brain, your brain. Look at the big brain, look
at the big keep you hang on.
Speaker 1 (03:40):
We're giving you big old assortment of swag from World
lawn Mowers Man.
Speaker 2 (03:46):
You enjoy, all.
Speaker 4 (03:47):
Right, all right, thanks, all.
Speaker 1 (03:56):
Right, here we go, we jump out and catch you
up on your news right quick.
Speaker 2 (04:00):
Onion side, we got our time capsule with his Friday
Morning with.
Speaker 1 (04:04):
Hang On Boyler.
Speaker 10 (04:27):
This is the award winning John Boy and Billy Big Show,
the South's number one export.
Speaker 7 (04:49):
It's a marginal day in the neighborhood with people like
you for a neighbor. Won't you move out? Won't you
move out? Hello, boys and girls. Mister Rayford here glad
to be able to add a little bit of class
to this otherwise juvenile, redneck yuckfest and helps straighten out
the new generation of crumb crutchers. Today's adventure Day in
(05:13):
mister Rayford's neighborhood. Our special guest is little Tommy Vaughn. Well, Tommy,
how are you enjoying adventure day so far?
Speaker 11 (05:20):
It's really neat mister Rayford. What a great idea of
putting all those old abandoned refrigerators with clubhouse painted on
them in your backyard. I haven't seen my brother Eddie
in the last few minutes, so do you think you
could help me find him?
Speaker 7 (05:32):
Well, we'll talk about that later. You know, Tommy, I
thought you were coming along on the road to curmudgeon hood.
You know, I was on that cynical road back when
you were just a drunken glaze in your father's eye.
It doesn't just happen. You have to work at it.
It's a twenty four hour a day job. You can't
just take an occasional stab at it. You've got to
make it your life I have. You've got to decide
(05:53):
are you going to be a good head or a
butt head.
Speaker 11 (05:57):
I know I've shown patience and compassion in the past,
but I want to be a butt head.
Speaker 7 (06:02):
Good, good, good. You're a fine boy. But with a
little work, we can take care of that. You've got
to surround yourself with people of like mind, people who
think exactly like you do, people you can call a pal.
Speaker 2 (06:14):
Are you my pal, Tommy.
Speaker 12 (06:16):
Yes, sir, I'm your pal.
Speaker 1 (06:18):
Good boy.
Speaker 7 (06:20):
How about a nice big glass of Bilo collum.
Speaker 12 (06:23):
Yeah, that'd be great.
Speaker 11 (06:24):
I really got thirsty out there dodging all those bear traps.
Speaker 8 (06:28):
Ah.
Speaker 7 (06:28):
Yes, And remember, you can't fall in the trap of
saying what you think people want to hear. Speak your mind,
tamn the consequences. Be a leader, be a curmudgeon, be a.
Speaker 12 (06:39):
Yeah yeah, butt head. I got it, I got it?
Can I go now? I hate being a latchkey child.
Speaker 7 (06:44):
Well, if your mother would cut her job and stay
home like all women should, the world wouldn't be so
screwed up. Tell her, I said, give it up. She
can't have it all tomorrow and mister Rayford's neighborhood leave flowers,
modern convenience or just another fiendish to annoy me personally,
till then get out of my yard, stay indoors, and
(07:05):
if your parents go out to eat, pretend your sick,
stay home and quit ruining my life till then this
is mister Rayford saying, tata.
Speaker 2 (07:16):
Way off good.
Speaker 7 (07:18):
That'll hold the little bastards off for a while.
Speaker 10 (07:21):
John Boy and Billy wel saod morning rad yell dumb right.
Speaker 2 (08:06):
Morning is a big Shaw on the radio.
Speaker 4 (08:08):
In minutes we.
Speaker 1 (08:09):
Find out who gets to grab my wonderful things, and
then tims on and so we look around in his
world of sports and find many wonderful things to comment on.
And then of course there's a couple of rounds of
worthy words.
Speaker 2 (08:29):
Last one of the week.
Speaker 1 (08:30):
We leave it all in on.
Speaker 12 (08:32):
The floor, and then Jackie fikes it all up.
Speaker 2 (08:38):
That's it, and right now.
Speaker 13 (08:44):
And now it's story time with your host, Carl Childs.
Speaker 14 (08:52):
I had me a birthday a little bit ago. I
don't rightly know how old I am, but I know
I had a birthday. Melinda, that big girl from a
dollar store. She gave me a book of stories. Some
of them I never heard afore. I can tell you
about one of them if you want me too, Yeah,
all right, then I'd gone to anyway. This here is
(09:16):
called the silver screw saves it Once upon a time.
This old boy he's born without a belly button, but
where it is supposed to be, there's this big old
silver screw is sticking out that boy's doctor. Well, sir,
I didn't want to try to take it out on
account of the he's afraid on aaric squirt out of him,
(09:39):
Well sir, licking or not. This old boy, he was
stuck with that silver screw growing up, was tough on him.
Other children they were a microll to him, mate sport
of him, a good bit. Could never go to gym
class on account of they hang him towels off his
silver screw. So ever left the house, he dug a
(10:02):
hole in the floor of the shed with a stop
and stayed there.
Speaker 4 (10:06):
He never had no friends.
Speaker 14 (10:08):
One day, when he was out of the store getting
some dry goods, he reached up to get something or
other off on the top shelf. His shirt come untucked.
This mysterious feller kind of a twitchy looking boy in
a black rankcoat. He saw that screw sticking out. Term
told that boy about a swammy. Some folks calls him
(10:31):
a wizard. I called him a swammy. Had one of
them big old tiles on his head. This swamy lived
over in a place called Ta Bet. So that boy
he took all his money out of the mincer, took
a plane trip to meet this swamy. Once he got there,
he had to wander off summers, climb up these big
mountains and get to this swamy feller then took him
(10:54):
a couple of good days. They didn't have no busses
or taxi cabs up Iron come up to big old church.
Before he could knock on the door there, that swammy
fella opened it up. He told that boy with a
silver screw, he knowed why he was there. That's wammy said.
If and he wanted to get that silver screw out
of there, he'd have to sleep in the highest tower,
(11:16):
and the next morning that screw would come right out.
That boy he was a mine put off about having
to do more climbing, but he said all right. Then
he told his stuff up that room, went to sleep.
In the middle of the night, this fog floated in
the window. In the middle of that fog, here is
this big old silver screwdriver. I ain't sure And if
(11:39):
it was a Phillips hit or not. That screwdriver took
that screw while that boy's belly and then floated back
out the winder. The next morning, when that boy woke up,
he seen that silver screw laying on a pillow next
to him. He reached down and commenced to feeling around
his belly button, and that screw was plumb gone.
Speaker 4 (11:58):
He jumped up out of bed, happy.
Speaker 14 (12:00):
As he could be. Then all of a sudden, his
butt fell off. He kept trying to put it back
on all the time screaming, what's my butt fall off?
Speaker 1 (12:12):
Firm?
Speaker 4 (12:13):
What's my butt fall off?
Speaker 15 (12:14):
Firm?
Speaker 4 (12:17):
More of the story.
Speaker 14 (12:18):
Don't screw around with things you don't understand, or you
could lose your butt At the end.
Speaker 13 (12:25):
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Speaker 4 (12:33):
What's in your belly button?
Speaker 1 (12:37):
You have more than everybody more Big show to come
hang where you are, yo?
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What's up?
Speaker 12 (12:44):
This is ike and for all of five while one
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Favorite crackers, John bro and Biddley right here on the
Big Show.
Speaker 5 (12:57):
I'd listened to something else my own self. But why
boy Patrick Dunn broke off the knob in the cattle.
Speaker 15 (13:06):
Never mind, he's out.
Speaker 1 (13:30):
Shoot the way the way, give the way it is,
Give it away time, John Boy's wonderful Thing Number one
hundred and thirty three Langley Air Force Weight Challenge coing
to Air Combat Command chilled on one side F sixteen
see fighter jet on the other way and whatever it
(13:56):
from Stafford, Connecticut, Dave, Dave, Jackie, my girl's an get
it in the mail to you, Dame Stafford, Connecticut.
Speaker 2 (14:16):
All right, what we got here? That's put up one us.
Speaker 8 (14:23):
Got.
Speaker 15 (14:24):
Yeah, that's what I got.
Speaker 1 (14:25):
A million dollar bill.
Speaker 15 (14:31):
Let go expeak.
Speaker 1 (14:32):
Do you ever wonder whose pictures on a million dollar bill?
Speaker 2 (14:37):
Humpy Wheeler, Oh.
Speaker 1 (14:39):
Remember Humpy old General Matcher from Charlie Motor Speedway back
in the day, one million dollars.
Speaker 2 (14:49):
All right, he has like too much of himself.
Speaker 1 (14:53):
And then me and Billy with one of our breakfasts
of champion collector cards.
Speaker 2 (15:00):
We would always have our show live.
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And Sandwich Construction Company Highway forty nine twenty nine near
the Charlotte Motor Speedway race track the Friday after the
All Star Race before to six hundreds and a.
Speaker 2 (15:16):
Lot of you were there. Oh yeah, we for ten
years we did that. It went coming more. Do we
out through everything?
Speaker 6 (15:27):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (15:27):
We did go to the Amphitheater. Yeah, thirty thousand people.
Speaker 1 (15:33):
So I mean it got so bad.
Speaker 11 (15:36):
I guess the race car drivers were getting their cars Toed.
Speaker 2 (15:40):
Bobby Allison, car Ernie Irvan got everything. But boy that
was good. And you can have your little piece of history.
Speaker 1 (15:50):
View it and get your name in the hat to
win it one week from right now. Hit it at
the Big Show dot com.
Speaker 2 (16:00):
Good morning Big Shows on the radio. Coming up.
Speaker 1 (16:03):
We play wordy word for LS Tractor price pack. We
got a cool hat stainless steel and seleated Tumblr. We
got a key chain on kind of LS tractor swag.
You need to find your local dealer, learn why customers
start blue and stay blue. We got the link right
there at the Big Show dot com, and we got
the link to all things sports. He is the man,
(16:25):
mister Tom Sorenson, many many years the well the best
sports writer, I would say the Charlotte Observer ever. Had
you barely beat.
Speaker 2 (16:35):
Out Ron Green, who I almost.
Speaker 1 (16:38):
Had throw up in the backseat of my car when
we were racing across town.
Speaker 2 (16:45):
That was weird to thought for you, Okay, Tom, taking.
Speaker 12 (16:50):
Was that rock Tey?
Speaker 8 (16:50):
Was that the Rusty Wallace one?
Speaker 2 (16:52):
Yeah, it was.
Speaker 14 (16:54):
It was.
Speaker 2 (16:56):
We Rusty raised across drivetime. I didn't do that this
day and time.
Speaker 15 (17:01):
Good.
Speaker 2 (17:02):
We barely did it.
Speaker 1 (17:02):
Then. That's awesome, Tom. Thank you for joining us every week, buddy.
We sure appreciate you.
Speaker 7 (17:10):
Man.
Speaker 2 (17:11):
All Right, well, let's look at our boy.
Speaker 1 (17:14):
How about a Big Show kid that that might be
one of the best ever to play the game of basketball.
We're talking about Steph, Steph and Curry. We'll get to
your nephews later, marsh. I'm sure they're making some shouts.
So Steph thirty six years old, went for fifty six
points last week, and then he had twenty eight the
(17:36):
other night in Madison Square Garden and Tom, I know
you're you're watching the kid.
Speaker 8 (17:42):
I just like his game and I like their game. Man.
I wasn't a big fan of Jimmy Butler because whenever
he got in a bad mood, he said, trade me.
But since Golden State acquired Butler and Butler's thirty five,
they had become a contender. And it's fun to watch
Steph and another good player with Draymond that he can
(18:02):
play off of. But tell you what I thought was
really cool was the other night, Squille O'Neil said, a
supreme leader of the Big Man Alliance, I demand that
Steph be included with Michael and Lebron in any debate
about the greatest of all time.
Speaker 1 (18:19):
Wow.
Speaker 8 (18:19):
And I thought that's cool because big men usually stick
up for other big men. And Shaq's eleven inches taller
than Steph, but he's he's praising Steph and he demands
that when you had that conversation, Steph Curry be included.
I thought that was really cool.
Speaker 2 (18:35):
Man, That is cool. That is that is neat.
Speaker 4 (18:38):
Now.
Speaker 1 (18:38):
I know Shaq's been a fan of Steph for a
long time. I remember one funny line he head I
can't remember. It was last year sometime when they were
doing it and he was sowing something, you know, like
I'm trying to hit the trash can. Look, Shaq was
doing that and I hit one and Shaq said, I'm
the black Steph Curry. I'm with him, man, you got
(19:01):
to I mean, Stephn. He ain't slowed down. Man, He's
still gotten some years and barring an injury, dog gone it.
I hated he messed up his ankle a little bit
the other night.
Speaker 8 (19:11):
But he works so hard without the ball, just moving
relentlessly and going and going. And you figure, I don't
care how tall you are, that's going to take a toll.
But he just he's obviously an incredible shape, and he
obviously works. He works on moves and running around picks
the way an NFL back works at using his blockers,
(19:33):
and it's uh, I tell you, it's really entertaining and effective.
Speaker 2 (19:36):
It really is.
Speaker 1 (19:37):
It's fun just to watch him going around do it,
try to get open to and he usually does.
Speaker 2 (19:42):
It's crazy.
Speaker 1 (19:43):
All right, Well, let's not get to the NFL here, Tom,
what's up next?
Speaker 8 (19:48):
Well, we got free agency coming up, which is really
important for everybody. Starting next Monday, teams can officially nego
with players, and on Wednesday at four pm they can
officially sign them. And there is going to be a
flurry of signings. Remember how Sugar atte Leonard fought just
(20:11):
as quick, quick hands, boom boom, flurry of punches. It's
going to be like that. We're not going to be
able to keep up. I remember last year Panthers went
out on boom boom, boom boom, signed five guys and
four of them ended up being essential to what success
they had. And you got to get in early, and
you got to spend some money. And it's really a
(20:33):
cool thing because thig of it this way, how can
a team improve? You acquire talent? How do you acquire talent?
Either get in the draft which is coming up in
April or Green Bay in Green Bay or man, you
signed free agents and there's gonna be some big bucks
spent and some big names changing teams.
Speaker 2 (20:51):
Man, that's it.
Speaker 1 (20:52):
And the draft is yeah in April, Like you said,
the dates twenty fourth through the twenty sixth, and you.
Speaker 2 (20:58):
Said at Green Bay going to be a lambofield.
Speaker 8 (21:01):
Yeah, it's gonna be pretty cool. I've been there a
few times, And I tell you it's like seeing the
NFL and a college town. I mean, Green Bay is
not a big place, and they they're not like they're
not like fans in say Philly or New York because
you go there and you talk to people and they
don't threaten your life if you cheer for the other team,
and they just kind of like, oh man, how do
(21:23):
like Green Bay? And I remember going up there with
one guy who's from New Orleans and he complained about
the wineless that a monpo with health. I think it's
green dam Bay. It'll be cool, it's gonna be it's
a great place to the draft, and it's it's gonna
be a lot of fun.
Speaker 1 (21:38):
So now Pro days tom so each team or out
of the Pro days work. They're they're like sprinkled around
from here on out right.
Speaker 8 (21:47):
Yeah. Uh, And you can there's two ways to do it.
Sometimes a whole conference will do it, but typically it's
a school, you know, like Alabama will have theirs on
this day in Ohio State and this day in North Carolina.
In this I've been and it's sort of like a pageant,
but with sweat. I mean, everybody just lines up to
watch and The reason some guys don't work out at
(22:10):
the Combine or didn't work out at the Combine last
week is they know these fields, they know the turf,
they know the coaches. If it's a receiver, he can
play with his quarterback. If it's a quarterback, he can
play with his receivers. See, they will go all out.
I went to Cam Newton's prote at Auburn and then
I went to one at UNC and it's cool to
(22:31):
see because these guys, this is the last chance to
make an impression, so last chance for something to get drafted,
and for something to get drafted in the first round.
So it's valuable and that'll be going on for the
rest of this month.
Speaker 2 (22:43):
All right.
Speaker 1 (22:43):
Two non NFL stories, Man, I hadn't been watching spring training,
not what's going on baseball? And there you say, you
have been enjoying the automated balls and strike system. So
they using that every pregame. I need to watch it.
Speaker 2 (22:57):
Robots.
Speaker 8 (22:58):
Yeah, they're doing it for every spring training game. It's
called the ABS, which is a fancy way of saying robots.
And what's cool is the team gets two challenges and
in the past they've gone to the dog out they've
gone to the manager. Just takes way too long. So
now if you're going to challenge it, it's either the catcher,
(23:21):
the pitcher or the batter. And then what they do
it's cool. Like let's say a guy's call for a
strike and the batter says none, I won't strike, So
he files an official challenge. They'll show the strike zone
up on the scoreboard. It'll be a different color, and
they'll show where the ball lands in the strike zone
so players can see, fans can see. And it sounds cumbersome,
(23:44):
but the whole thing takes about five seconds. And what
was cool. There's an empty the other day at spring
training and Tuva's calls had been reversed. I mean, he
was wrong twice. So he gets up there and he
just talks about it, and he said the call was
surprisingly correct. But it's a cool thing. And they're not
going to use it in the regular season this year,
(24:05):
but I would predict that next year you will see
it in Major League baseball.
Speaker 1 (24:10):
Wow.
Speaker 2 (24:10):
I eventually they'll just replace the umpires all together. Right now,
they're just kind of working the bugs out of them.
Speaker 1 (24:16):
Well, you know they do that with tennis. You know,
if you do that with a little tennis ball on
that line like that. I guess it's the same kind
of deal, Tom.
Speaker 8 (24:26):
But you gotta have umps there to kick people out
of games so a player can scream at him.
Speaker 2 (24:32):
Yeah, yeah, it's part of the drama.
Speaker 5 (24:34):
Yes, that's it, going ball.
Speaker 2 (24:39):
You are out, uh till we appreciate your buddy. You
have a great weekend. We'll catch up next week.
Speaker 8 (24:47):
I will, and I hope everybody there too. And as always,
think you my boy.
Speaker 1 (24:52):
Well, let's play worthy word. Y'all want eight hundred big show?
You told free line. We'll get a couple of contestants
play next good Friday morning, there's a big show on
(25:25):
the radio.
Speaker 2 (25:26):
When I featured tracking the make Sure mid.
Speaker 1 (25:28):
Box, it's a playhouse entitled Peet Paul's Birthday Surprise.
Speaker 2 (25:34):
Get a bad feature for your here for you out
of here this morning, brother the mid Box at the Bigshow.
Speaker 1 (25:40):
Dot Com by the way, got that on their contest button.
Click it you can't get new, We'll call you somebody
you want to play, will make that happen to.
Speaker 12 (25:52):
Like right now, I went to everybody's head. I bite
the bed, Let the.
Speaker 1 (25:55):
Bird word out of word, any word, Lets meet their contestants.
Speaker 2 (25:59):
If we got a husband and a wife.
Speaker 1 (26:01):
Oh, happy couples listening to the Big Show over the years.
Speaker 3 (26:06):
Out of Mount Harry, Georgia.
Speaker 12 (26:09):
We got the wife Larry Joe.
Speaker 2 (26:12):
Hey, Larry Joe.
Speaker 1 (26:15):
Hey, you're the only wife I've met named Larry Joe.
Speaker 2 (26:21):
Then Hobby, Louise. No, it's just kidding, Harry j that's Robert.
There's Robert. Hey, Robert, how you.
Speaker 1 (26:30):
Doing, buddy? I'm thinking you don't sound like a Louise
and all day I gotta hand Larry.
Speaker 2 (26:38):
Okay, we're good, y'all. Glad you're here.
Speaker 1 (26:41):
So let's split them up there it'll be Tater and
Robert and John Boy and Larry Joe.
Speaker 2 (26:46):
All right, all right, y'all, well welcome, So Robert, you relax,
Larry Joe.
Speaker 1 (26:52):
Let's see what me and you can do for the
first thirty seconds. All right, okay, just let you mine
go free.
Speaker 5 (27:05):
Say whatever pops in your head.
Speaker 1 (27:07):
Yeah, these words are not that easy and simple. Okay,
here we go, Larry Joe.
Speaker 2 (27:16):
Start the clock.
Speaker 1 (27:18):
Now, just take what you need. Don't be what yes
on the lips, give me one on the lips? Hey, yeah,
uh huh blank. Your enthusiasm don't don't run into the
blank on the side of the road is where the
gunter is and you have blank feelers on your car. No,
(27:41):
it's his concrete. It's what it's yes, uh huh. The
main ingredient for a salad.
Speaker 2 (27:55):
Three on the board. All right, Larry Joe.
Speaker 1 (27:57):
Put three on the board. We'll say what take and
Robert can do Robert? Are you ready?
Speaker 4 (28:03):
Yeah, I'm ready and go.
Speaker 6 (28:05):
You put this green leafy thing on your sandwich. Alright, lady, yes,
you you do this to your toast. You put this
yellow stuff on it, on toast, a coat on toast.
Speaker 5 (28:20):
You put this on it, not margarine, but.
Speaker 8 (28:23):
Not more.
Speaker 5 (28:24):
Yes, you might to the kitchen floor.
Speaker 6 (28:27):
You get a blank, You get a bucket and a blank,
and you wash the floor.
Speaker 5 (28:32):
This is you go on this trip after you get married.
Speaker 2 (28:37):
All right, Dan, what do y'all do?
Speaker 1 (28:39):
Put a four on the board to take the lead
by one. It's four to three. I'll be over the wife.
All right, Larry Joe. Let's see what we can do
right here for round two? Are you ready?
Speaker 8 (28:53):
Okay?
Speaker 2 (28:53):
Okay? All right? Why iway was getting hardled? You got this, okay, baby,
thank you? That's what I needed.
Speaker 5 (29:05):
Okay, you're both good looking.
Speaker 1 (29:07):
Okay, start the clock now, another name for an elixure
or something like that, a fancy name, a hair blank gin?
Speaker 2 (29:19):
And what a drink? Gin?
Speaker 15 (29:21):
And?
Speaker 5 (29:23):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (29:24):
All right, if you're in jail, this is the guy
you live with.
Speaker 7 (29:27):
He is your what?
Speaker 2 (29:30):
Yes, okay, the opposite of rotten. These vegetables are nice.
No another word? Come on there?
Speaker 1 (29:40):
Blank blank blank from the farm?
Speaker 2 (29:46):
You said fresh? Okay, so a five on the board.
Two to the three.
Speaker 1 (29:53):
Okay, Robert and Tater one will tie, two will win.
Oh look at that word. I'm not going to Robert.
Here we go, buddy, start the clotting.
Speaker 5 (30:08):
Now, the subtle come out.
Speaker 16 (30:13):
Blank blank blank.
Speaker 6 (30:15):
Okay, don't make me sing again, not today, but more, Yes,
salt and blank. It's on your table, go ahead, don't.
Speaker 2 (30:39):
It me, Larry Joe. We came up a little short.
But the price bag.
Speaker 1 (30:44):
Is coming to y'all's domicile and Mount Airy Georgia. So
I like to think you're gonna steal it when Robert
didn't look it.
Speaker 2 (30:56):
Hey, we appreci y'all.
Speaker 1 (30:58):
Appreciate y'all listen to the big show playing with us man,
y'all awesome, Thank you lot, Good morning, got a big
show on the radio, Baby.
Speaker 2 (31:09):
Quest time, kindigram from home.
Speaker 1 (31:12):
Curtis LeMay out of Louisville, Kentucky. Curtis says, best ever
an award Burton Cats good steerloaders spot. Yes, we got
some mileage out of that one. Oh, but Ward got
his talent check for all that work we did. We
got the boy Curtis coming up next. Good morning, and
(31:56):
it's a big showing the radio. Some of you like
to hear this time around this time on the New
Friday Hit us. Some of the John Mooreviller Facebook mains
in the word. Curtis lamin out a Louisville, Kentucky.
Speaker 4 (32:08):
Louisville.
Speaker 2 (32:10):
There was some hooping this year, y'all.
Speaker 1 (32:14):
U curtiins got his request right here. Ward, you have
your script there?
Speaker 9 (32:21):
Yeah, it s good do buddy?
Speaker 4 (32:22):
All right, okay, all right, let's go on.
Speaker 2 (32:23):
Are we ready to Jaguie rolling? Okay, here we go. Hey, Billy,
you know about Caterpillar right sure?
Speaker 13 (32:29):
The Cat NASCAR team won the Daytona five hundred. I'd
love to drive that car to work one day.
Speaker 9 (32:33):
How about if you leave the driving up to me.
Speaker 4 (32:35):
Hey, it's Ward Burton day on the five hundred winner.
Speaker 3 (32:38):
What brings you out of the cat race car?
Speaker 9 (32:39):
Well, there's folks at Carolina Track that want me to
tell you, tell everybody that they're giving away a brand
new cat skied loader.
Speaker 2 (32:46):
What's the scoop on how I can win one ward?
Speaker 9 (32:48):
Just go to the website www dot cat skied.
Speaker 8 (32:52):
Catstick loader dot com.
Speaker 9 (32:57):
They go see that guy over there, now.
Speaker 3 (33:04):
Guy, that's all one word, not com.
Speaker 2 (33:11):
That's all right, that's all right, But where do you
want to pick up again? I think we're going to
go from the top, all right, going from the top.
Speaker 9 (33:16):
Going from the top, and I don't know. Okay, just
go to the website w w W cat skierloader dot com.
Or head over to the Carolina Dealer.
Speaker 3 (33:29):
That's cat skid steerloader. It's all one word, right.
Speaker 9 (33:33):
Cats, cats skid steerloader. Y'all don't really make fun of
them now.
Speaker 13 (33:43):
No, Actually that was just my next line.
Speaker 4 (33:48):
Are you sure you work?
Speaker 9 (33:50):
Hell no, that's why I just leave it at cat
y'all might want me to say my damn line and
y'all go back to the work.
Speaker 4 (34:04):
That sounds good ready, Just putting in.
Speaker 3 (34:10):
Cat right, cat skid steerloader all one word.
Speaker 9 (34:17):
That's right. You can sign on, check out all the
features and the new different cat skit steer model, and
resting for a chance to win a new one one
more time.
Speaker 2 (34:26):
It's cat skid steerload.
Speaker 9 (34:27):
I can't say it, I trust I'll try to get
it right. Who's doing this recording?
Speaker 1 (34:36):
Just just just just say that cat skid steerloaded.
Speaker 4 (34:42):
Randy can put it in.
Speaker 9 (34:43):
Yes, I'm trying. How much y'all getting paid for this?
Speaker 2 (34:48):
I don't know as much as you and your money.
Speaker 9 (34:53):
Here we go. I hope we are on live. Just
go to the website www dot Cat skars steers Dat
Cat skars Steerloader, Cat skied steer Loader. All right, are
you ready? That's right, you can sign on and check
out all the features and the new cats skis cat.
(35:15):
I'm gonna have to stop waking up surly and go
working out and go to speech and school.
Speaker 3 (35:23):
Sounds like you've been hanging out with a rusty waller.
Speaker 9 (35:26):
Y'all got a coffee or something, maybe a speed up
my voice a little bit of all right? Here we go. Well,
the folks at Carolina Tractor want me to tell everybody
they're giving away a brand new cat skid steer loader.
Speaker 14 (35:43):
I knew you could do it, and now you're saying
it perfect every time something say it a lot.
Speaker 9 (35:51):
You see why I got sent to military schools and
summer schools and all kind of stuff. Thank you, Ward Well,
thank y'all so much. And I'll try to drink some coffee.
Speaker 2 (36:01):
I call that college.
Speaker 17 (36:03):
Ain't time man, word y'all stay in touch, all right, Dia.
Speaker 2 (36:39):
Good morning. It's a big show on the radio. If
you would like to have.
Speaker 1 (36:43):
This Playhouse featuring James Gregory, are you a collection? Hit
the bed box at the Big Show dot com. Keywords
Birthday Surprise.
Speaker 13 (36:55):
Welcome to John Boy and Billy Playhouse. Today's episode Pea
Paul's Birthday Surprise. As our story opens, the Gilmour family
is gathered around the kitchen table for Pea Paul's sixty
eighth birthday party.
Speaker 16 (37:17):
Okay out, pay Paul, blow out the candles?
Speaker 4 (37:19):
Well, tell you the truth. I get some winded to
quit these days. I just can't blow like I used to.
I just did not mess with that where the kids
blow him out?
Speaker 16 (37:30):
Ricky, would you blow out pay Paul's candles.
Speaker 4 (37:33):
For you and try out the slow prowler? Would you
do it? Hey, Paul, you know the boy, he's a
wet talker. He's true.
Speaker 16 (37:45):
Okay, everybody go in the living room, get your presence
for pay Paul to open now, Pay Paul. I want
you to bring nice when you open these presents.
Speaker 4 (37:54):
Hell, I'm always not.
Speaker 16 (37:58):
Well last year? Are you kind of unloading on Ricky
a little bit?
Speaker 4 (38:02):
Well? Look here I paid that boy's way through truck
driving school. It wasn't you doing now, Laden Brick and
George appreciate you. Here's what you got me for my
birthday last year? Y'all remember five dollars book of McDonald's book,
McDonald's book.
Speaker 16 (38:22):
Well, pay Paul.
Speaker 5 (38:23):
You know Ricky struggles, make Ann's many.
Speaker 4 (38:25):
Hell McDonald's buck. How they come on? Cracker brows, got walers,
got soup?
Speaker 5 (38:37):
Whatever he gives you? Being nice and say thank you.
Speaker 4 (38:44):
He ain't gonna pay Paul. Happy birthday? What's it? That's
a gift card from Target?
Speaker 7 (38:49):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (38:49):
It's worth ten bucks?
Speaker 15 (38:50):
Two?
Speaker 4 (38:51):
How did I do? Mama?
Speaker 16 (38:51):
Were you good? Ricky? Didn't he pay Paul?
Speaker 4 (38:54):
Target? You know something? Son? There's a Walmark to what
the hell you do? Target? Right near the McDonald's.
Speaker 16 (39:08):
Why don't you go now?
Speaker 1 (39:10):
Okay, Happy birthday, Peopa.
Speaker 16 (39:14):
Oh look, honey, God got you Nicko bedroom slippers.
Speaker 1 (39:18):
Yup, and you ain't gonna believe where I found either
the dollar store.
Speaker 4 (39:22):
Way surprise, surprise, let me yess on the half price
rap must have been. I got a blue with a brown.
Speaker 16 (39:36):
They're real nice.
Speaker 1 (39:37):
Honey.
Speaker 16 (39:37):
Hey, Coder, where's your present for pay Paul?
Speaker 4 (39:40):
I heard my pocket. Sorry, didn't have time to wrap them.
What's this A lot of the tickets?
Speaker 14 (39:44):
Yeah, I know how you don't like us to throw moneyway,
so I wait until jack pot got up to twelve minutes.
Speaker 6 (39:51):
Well not, I think y'all pick some real nice gifts,
ain't that right?
Speaker 15 (39:56):
Pay Paul?
Speaker 4 (39:56):
Well, listen, now I got something I want to tell
all through of y'all.
Speaker 16 (39:59):
Honey, honey, they.
Speaker 4 (40:03):
Sat down, Mama, I got something these boys he'll need
to know. I read the preacher Bob at the gas
station this morning. Now, it was down there having a
cigarette together. That's why I about that preacher drink I smoke.
He says. It's all kinds of trouble of the church headquarters.
(40:23):
Seems he forgot to take one class back when it
was in study to be a minister. So he didn't
really have enough credits to graduate from a simlany.
Speaker 3 (40:30):
What what does that mean?
Speaker 4 (40:31):
Pay Paul, We are technically speaking. It means the boy
the preacher. Now here's why it makes all this tricky.
Preacher Bob is the one that married me and your mama.
But if Bob ain't a real preacher, then we ain't
really married.
Speaker 1 (40:43):
Well, hold on a second, If y'all ain't really married,
that means me and Ricky and Cooder all three.
Speaker 3 (40:49):
Of us are.
Speaker 4 (40:50):
Yes, you are if you ask me a bunch of
sheep ones too.
Speaker 3 (41:00):
Joy, John Boy and Billy Playhouse?
Speaker 4 (41:02):
Can we tell a bunch of.
Speaker 14 (41:05):
Tune?
Speaker 1 (41:06):
And again?
Speaker 13 (41:06):
Next time we'll hear the crusty old manager at the
dollar store say, hey, big man, let me hold a dollar.
Speaker 3 (41:17):
Where's that baby?
Speaker 13 (41:19):
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