June 30, 2025 • 39 mins
Monday (pt 1 of 2): On Today’s Late Riser’s Podcast, we’re honoring the late, great Robert D. Raiford.. - Hoyt kicks it offwith his song, “Oh What a Nut”.. - We’ll pull out a submission from a creative listener who made a mashup tune from one of Raiford’s commentaries - it’s entitled, “Wally Wally Wussy”.. - Mary Jane zooms in with another collection of her Deep Thoughts.. - We send Raif to the company Psychologist for an evaluation - and then send John Boy.. - and Cadbury will lead us out today with his visit to Miss Lilly’s…
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Passed away.
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What cause it? Oh?
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Inflation?
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Right?
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No, no, no one comes to me for their financial information.
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I was telling you you weren't paying attention back then. Finally,
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See how exciting this is. New York was named the
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five thousand, six hundred millionaires and fifty nine billionaires in
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Tokyo and San Francisco is making up the top three
I did twenty twenty two.
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Yeah, we all here, y'all been talking about it, the
pictures of the late Robert D. Rayford on the John
Boy and Billy at Facebook page. We're talking about mister Ravers.
So old bar Barr. We uh come up with a
remembering rave. Gonna do something, go back with some of
Rayford raves over the years. Are gonna have that. We
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So I'm very excited about that. As we'll do that
right now toward the end of the year.
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Case you'll yeah, that's a good idea.
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All right, let's start out. Let's get in the spirit
of Robert D. Raver from hoyting a Junior Nation Band.
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All right, y'all, hush my turn, ladies and gentlemen, Special
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Rayfert from The Big Show.
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Oh what a nut.
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He was born in eighteen sixty three. He's about as
old as you can be. Old Bob Rayford, what a nut,
Oh what a nut. He's the oldest feller in the joint.
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Takes a while for him to make a point. Old
Bob Rayford isn't nothing. Oh why did.
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The Big Show give this.
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Guy a live time contract. Oh no, I think it might.
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Be time to take it back.
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Oh what or not?
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Talks and talks about old folks do and stuff.
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I'd say some old folks.
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Have done eating nuts.
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Old Bob Ray for going nutts.
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He's old as hell, but his wife is young and party.
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Been talking NonStop since a bro nineteen thirty.
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And that, my friends, is only it's like exaggeration.
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What I have heard of that?
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Oh?
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When's the last time I had a hamper?
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Oh?
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No, Now he's getting pissed off about nine tenths.
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Of a sin.
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And if you ask me, I think this fella's brains.
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Don't coming with.
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Oh what or not?
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He ain't ready to go on the shelf.
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Ain't a been scared to repeat hisself.
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He's a tall turkey's or nothing.
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Yeah, Oh he's older as hell, bud, his wife is
young and thirty. Been talking NonStop since.
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April nineteen thirty. Interdud, Oh what an u dude he is?
And I oh bot tonight, hey, get off of it.
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Already made.
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whose car has broken down is taking a short cut
to the nearest gas station.
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Through a creepy old cemetery.
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Oh lord, this was not a good idea.
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What am I thinking?
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Cutting through Freddy Kruger's backyard?
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Can I help you?
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Ma'am?
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Good Christmas? You stayed me so bad I almost threw mud.
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What are you doing out here at this time of night?
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Working? The real question is what are you doing out
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It's crazy?
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Right?
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Unfortunate, that's an understatement.
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So I had a choice to walk all the way
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type that hangs out. They're scary. I didn't think it
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Crowd as well, to say the least.
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So my last choice was.
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To stroll through the boneyard.
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Right, So, which way is the gas station?
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I believe it's straight ahead, and take a left at
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So tell me what are you doing out here in
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Just making a spelling correction on this headstone? They forgot
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Well, it's my last name. Oh, I see, you know
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From a rave, who says that, who says that.
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Wally Wally wooll see's my personal age?
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I want a man an You know I'm.
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Telling me I'm beautiful.
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So I moved in with my twenty one year old boyfriend.
Light of smoke, shiny shoes, living in a fantasy world.
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College boy drops his drawers.
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I can dream, can't I? Wally Wally, who see the
urgs to poke the stud? Wally Wally woo.
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See personally, just want a big muscle and squeeze.
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I can dream, can't?
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I too much?
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Too much poking, stroke to stort, start poking.
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Satisfied we are the game and proud of it. But
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Arthur turn Bart say that I said that the urgs
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Who says that?
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I say that, we'll see?
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I can dream? Can't I? Yeah?
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What oh yeah?
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Matt.
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Well, let's say what you got talking about all stupid Europeans.
In the twelfth century, many Europeans believe these creatures literally
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I had to really really give it some thought.
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On a contestant we had, right, that's where he's there.
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I think that's where he's buried, and that's where his
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I just I called my eight year old nephew, who
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And he told me that he learned change some stuff.
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There were eight of the first nine presidents that were
born as members of the British colony were.
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So born as his family's plantation on Pope's Creek in
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That's right.
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I don't count you know, George, you are you American? Yeah?
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Well, the Constitution says you have to be born here
to service president.
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And he didn't want to be president.
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He did not.
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He was a good where do you go? Father of
our country? Got around two. He slipped a lot of places.
Look for the signs. All right, all right, reprehend the
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talked about does on the down Woe Miller facebook page
and talking about good old days. Now we've got Rayford
raves in the big box, so we were gonna take
advantage of that is what we're gonna do. Remembering rape
first one at the bottom of the hour, need it here,
but right now this has some fun right here.
Speaker 10 (34:17):
Well, good morning, mister Rayford. I'm doctor Crane. Good to
see you again. I understand you've been having some trouble
getting to sleep at night. I will I see you.
Speaker 6 (34:26):
Well.
Speaker 10 (34:27):
This may sound a tad un orthodox, but hear me
out on this. I think a little hypnotherapy might be
beneficial in your case. Yang Yang, Yes, yes, I know
many people are skeptical about hypnosis at first, but I
think if you'll give it a chance, it might surprise you.
If you're ready, we'll just jump right in like whatever
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you know. All right, then, Rayford, I want you to
just relax, relax, take slow, deep breaths in and outs,
in and outst only to the sound of my voice
slipping deeper and deeper into a more and more relaxed state.
All right, sounds like your body is relaxed. Let's relax
(35:11):
your mind reade slow, breathe deep, go to your happy place.
Speaker 24 (35:21):
Boom.
Speaker 28 (35:27):
That's it.
Speaker 10 (35:28):
Now you're completely relaxed, completely at ease.
Speaker 1 (35:32):
All right.
Speaker 10 (35:37):
I want you to go back in time for me,
back in your mind, back to the earliest point in
your life that you can remember.
Speaker 1 (35:44):
Goo goo goos ha ha ha.
Speaker 10 (35:47):
Sure is good.
Speaker 6 (35:48):
Good.
Speaker 10 (35:48):
Now your mother is singing you a lullaby? What song
is she singing.
Speaker 14 (35:54):
Over the weekend?
Speaker 6 (35:58):
Yes?
Speaker 10 (35:59):
All, I see? Can you remember anything else about this
particular time?
Speaker 6 (36:06):
Oh?
Speaker 24 (36:06):
I did love those sheep?
Speaker 10 (36:07):
Oh so you hear sheep? And about how old are you?
Right now?
Speaker 3 (36:17):
I'm having a good time.
Speaker 14 (36:18):
I just don't want to be distracted.
Speaker 1 (36:20):
I want your attention.
Speaker 10 (36:21):
Oh I see, so as a toddler you had trouble
getting your parents to pay attention to I want you
to think back when you tried to get some attention
from your father. How would he react?
Speaker 24 (36:34):
You got to act more grown up?
Speaker 10 (36:40):
Interesting, and what about your mother? And how did this
make you feel?
Speaker 5 (36:50):
Oh?
Speaker 6 (36:55):
Fascinating.
Speaker 10 (36:57):
Now I want you to go forward in time, just
little bit. Think about your teenage years. Tell me about
your first girlfriend right now, think back to an evening
when you were, say, out on a date with her.
Speaker 24 (37:14):
Let me call you, sweetheart, I'm in love with you.
Speaker 1 (37:22):
Let me whisper that you loved me.
Speaker 24 (37:28):
Keep the love like burning in your eyes so blue.
Let me fellow you, sweetheart.
Speaker 10 (37:42):
So when she would whisper sweet nothings into your ear,
let's say what sort of things would she say to you?
Speaker 7 (37:49):
Ooo?
Speaker 10 (37:54):
Note to self, this patient has problems beyond the scope
of my particular specialty.
Speaker 24 (38:00):
Tars rooke shiming out of here.
Speaker 10 (38:02):
Yes, mister Rayford, I'm going to bring you back to consciousness.
Now let's begin moving forward in time. Okay, now you're
an adult. It's the early nineteen seventies.
Speaker 1 (38:14):
Pour on down with the rock and roll.
Speaker 24 (38:16):
Come on longly, lonely, lonely, lonely, lonely.
Speaker 10 (38:19):
All right now, it's the nineteen eighties.
Speaker 24 (38:23):
Anyway you want it, Pats, where you get it, anyway
you want it?
Speaker 10 (38:28):
All right now we're moving into the nineties.
Speaker 14 (38:33):
Oh boys and gold.
Speaker 24 (38:34):
Yes, this is attle cold set the course of the North.
Speaker 10 (38:38):
Pole, and now you're almost back to the present.
Speaker 14 (38:42):
Pass off from a barber.
Speaker 10 (38:44):
All right, I'll clap my hands. You'll be totally awake
and completely refreshed. Here we go, Robert D.
Speaker 24 (38:52):
Radon, No, get back on him, came Tom Robert D.
Speaker 14 (38:56):
Rayford.
Speaker 10 (38:58):
Mister Rayford, I'm not sure I'm the person to help you. Frankly,
so I'm not going to charge you for the session.
Speaker 14 (39:05):
Hellnluja, hellnluja.
Speaker 6 (39:07):
Hell be.
Speaker 10 (39:12):
Lord, oh lord, helluja henloga. Yeah, uh, miss test marker.
Would you have security coming here and escort mister rayf
had out? Please pass up for and tell him to
please hurry.
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Hi.
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Yeah, we all here, y'all been talking about it, the
pictures of the late Robert D. Rayford on the John
Boy and Billy at Facebook page. We're talking about mister Ravers.
So old bar Barr. We uh come up with a
remembering rave. Gonna do something, go back with some of
Rayford raves over the years. Are gonna have that. We
got it like a stand out for like one a morning.
(09:56):
So I'm very excited about that. As we'll do that
right now toward the end of the year.
Speaker 10 (10:01):
Case you'll yeah, that's a good idea.
Speaker 1 (10:03):
All right, let's start out. Let's get in the spirit
of Robert D. Raver from hoyting a Junior Nation Band.
Speaker 16 (10:11):
All right, y'all, hush my turn, ladies and gentlemen, Special
musical tribute to Robert D.
Speaker 1 (10:18):
Rayfert from The Big Show.
Speaker 16 (10:22):
Oh what a nut.
Speaker 17 (10:25):
He was born in eighteen sixty three. He's about as
old as you can be. Old Bob Rayford, what a nut,
Oh what a nut. He's the oldest feller in the joint.
Speaker 18 (10:48):
Takes a while for him to make a point. Old
Bob Rayford isn't nothing. Oh why did.
Speaker 1 (11:02):
The Big Show give this.
Speaker 11 (11:04):
Guy a live time contract. Oh no, I think it might.
Speaker 1 (11:12):
Be time to take it back.
Speaker 6 (11:17):
Oh what or not?
Speaker 17 (11:20):
Talks and talks about old folks do and stuff.
Speaker 1 (11:25):
I'd say some old folks.
Speaker 6 (11:27):
Have done eating nuts.
Speaker 19 (11:29):
Old Bob Ray for going nutts.
Speaker 1 (11:46):
He's old as hell, but his wife is young and party.
Speaker 16 (11:50):
Been talking NonStop since a bro nineteen thirty.
Speaker 1 (11:58):
And that, my friends, is only it's like exaggeration.
Speaker 14 (12:02):
What I have heard of that?
Speaker 4 (12:05):
Oh?
Speaker 11 (12:06):
When's the last time I had a hamper?
Speaker 15 (12:12):
Oh?
Speaker 17 (12:13):
No, Now he's getting pissed off about nine tenths.
Speaker 13 (12:19):
Of a sin.
Speaker 17 (12:20):
And if you ask me, I think this fella's brains.
Speaker 13 (12:26):
Don't coming with.
Speaker 4 (12:30):
Oh what or not?
Speaker 1 (12:33):
He ain't ready to go on the shelf.
Speaker 17 (12:38):
Ain't a been scared to repeat hisself.
Speaker 18 (12:43):
He's a tall turkey's or nothing.
Speaker 16 (12:49):
Yeah, Oh he's older as hell, bud, his wife is
young and thirty. Been talking NonStop since.
Speaker 11 (13:05):
April nineteen thirty. Interdud, Oh what an u dude he is?
And I oh bot tonight, hey, get off of it.
Speaker 14 (13:29):
Already made.
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Hello friends, you're old pal burn Fern here with another
Willy Shriveling edition of John Boy and Billy Playhouse. Today's
episode the Night Shift. As our story opens, a woman
whose car has broken down is taking a short cut
to the nearest gas station.
Speaker 1 (14:19):
Through a creepy old cemetery.
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Oh lord, this was not a good idea.
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What am I thinking?
Speaker 5 (14:25):
Cutting through Freddy Kruger's backyard?
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Can I help you?
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Ma'am?
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Good Christmas? You stayed me so bad I almost threw mud.
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What are you doing out here at this time of night?
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Working? The real question is what are you doing out
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It's crazy?
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Right?
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What am I doing? I was on my way home
from pole dancing class, and wouldn't you know it, I
run out of gas right in front of the only
closed gas station in town.
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Unfortunate, that's an understatement.
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So I had a choice to walk all the way
up and around the four way stop in front of
Walle Eyed Wallly's one arm banded emporium, you know the
type that hangs out. They're scary. I didn't think it
would be a good idea to walk past that dressed
in my workout clothes. Wise choice, I could have walked
the other way, but I'd have to go past bleach bond,
berry bailbonds and tattoo removal. That's a pretty unsavory.
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Crowd as well, to say the least.
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So my last choice was.
Speaker 9 (15:17):
To stroll through the boneyard.
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Right, So, which way is the gas station?
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I believe it's straight ahead, and take a left at
the statue that looks like Danny DeVito cradling an armadillo
face my pleasure.
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So tell me what are you doing out here in
the middle of the night.
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Just making a spelling correction on this headstone? They forgot
the e at the end of the last name. That
sort of thing really upsets me.
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I just don't understand why you'd be so upset.
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Well, it's my last name. Oh, I see, you know
I'm a ghost, right.
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Right now, down down to remembering Robert D. Rayford with
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Speaker 14 (18:31):
From a rave, who says that, who says that.
Speaker 23 (18:48):
Wally Wally wooll see's my personal age?
Speaker 24 (18:58):
I want a man an You know I'm.
Speaker 14 (19:00):
Telling me I'm beautiful.
Speaker 23 (19:01):
So I moved in with my twenty one year old boyfriend.
Light of smoke, shiny shoes, living in a fantasy world.
Speaker 14 (19:09):
College boy drops his drawers.
Speaker 23 (19:12):
I can dream, can't I? Wally Wally, who see the
urgs to poke the stud? Wally Wally woo.
Speaker 25 (19:19):
See personally, just want a big muscle and squeeze.
Speaker 24 (19:26):
I can dream, can't?
Speaker 7 (19:28):
I too much?
Speaker 14 (19:32):
Too much poking, stroke to stort, start poking.
Speaker 25 (19:35):
Satisfied we are the game and proud of it. But
I had a sex change operation. You who says that
I say that Wally, Wally and wooll see it?
Speaker 23 (19:50):
Arthur turn Bart say that I said that the urgs
to poke the stud Wally Wally, we'll see?
Speaker 14 (20:12):
Who says that?
Speaker 10 (20:14):
I say that, we'll see?
Speaker 24 (20:28):
I can dream? Can't I? Yeah?
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Good morning, Matt.
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What oh yeah?
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Birds get welcome in here.
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Matt.
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Well, let's say what you got talking about all stupid Europeans.
In the twelfth century, many Europeans believe these creatures literally
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I had to really really give it some thought.
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Why do people say they slept like a baby when
babies wake up every too. You worry about yourself, then, don't.
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Why do we say something's out of whack?
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I mean, what the heck is a whack?
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Notice that slow down and slow up mean the same thing.
Oh it's just me, Okay, okay, Oh hey, hey, look, hey,
I got a new dog. I named him five miles
so I can tell people I walk five miles up.
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the a c up. That made my head hurt. I
saw a sign that said watch for children, and I thought, hey,
that sounds like a fair trade.
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coming up in minutes. Classic raver at the Doctor, Doctor
Fraser Crane. We'll blame be de Blonde yesterday the subject
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Show dot com Condor Flag. Well, tell me about George Washington.
I think you just do that, Randy. He was born
in England or something like that.
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No, well, yeah, I thought that My memory was that
he was not born in America, and and so Tater
pulled it up, and he was born in Virginia. And
I looked a little further into it, and actually he
was not born in America. He was born in one
of the British colonies on American soil.
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Mount Vernon, Indiana.
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On a contestant we had, right, that's where he's there.
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I think that's where he's buried, and that's where his
plantation was.
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I just I called my eight year old nephew, who
happens to be on break from school.
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And he told me that he learned change some stuff.
Speaker 22 (32:55):
There were eight of the first nine presidents that were
born as members of the British colony were.
Speaker 4 (33:02):
So born as his family's plantation on Pope's Creek in
Westmoreland County, Virginia. So that was a British colony in Virginia.
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That's right.
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I don't count you know, George, you are you American? Yeah?
Speaker 22 (33:19):
Well, the Constitution says you have to be born here
to service president.
Speaker 1 (33:23):
And he didn't want to be president.
Speaker 22 (33:25):
He did not.
Speaker 4 (33:26):
He was a good where do you go? Father of
our country? Got around two. He slipped a lot of places.
Look for the signs. All right, all right, reprehend the
dog year that's in minutes.
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talked about does on the down Woe Miller facebook page
and talking about good old days. Now we've got Rayford
raves in the big box, so we were gonna take
advantage of that is what we're gonna do. Remembering rape
first one at the bottom of the hour, need it here,
but right now this has some fun right here.
Speaker 10 (34:17):
Well, good morning, mister Rayford. I'm doctor Crane. Good to
see you again. I understand you've been having some trouble
getting to sleep at night. I will I see you.
Speaker 6 (34:26):
Well.
Speaker 10 (34:27):
This may sound a tad un orthodox, but hear me
out on this. I think a little hypnotherapy might be
beneficial in your case. Yang Yang, Yes, yes, I know
many people are skeptical about hypnosis at first, but I
think if you'll give it a chance, it might surprise you.
If you're ready, we'll just jump right in like whatever
(34:49):
you know. All right, then, Rayford, I want you to
just relax, relax, take slow, deep breaths in and outs,
in and outst only to the sound of my voice
slipping deeper and deeper into a more and more relaxed state.
All right, sounds like your body is relaxed. Let's relax
(35:11):
your mind reade slow, breathe deep, go to your happy place.
Speaker 24 (35:21):
Boom.
Speaker 28 (35:27):
That's it.
Speaker 10 (35:28):
Now you're completely relaxed, completely at ease.
Speaker 1 (35:32):
All right.
Speaker 10 (35:37):
I want you to go back in time for me,
back in your mind, back to the earliest point in
your life that you can remember.
Speaker 1 (35:44):
Goo goo goos ha ha ha.
Speaker 10 (35:47):
Sure is good.
Speaker 6 (35:48):
Good.
Speaker 10 (35:48):
Now your mother is singing you a lullaby? What song
is she singing.
Speaker 14 (35:54):
Over the weekend?
Speaker 6 (35:58):
Yes?
Speaker 10 (35:59):
All, I see? Can you remember anything else about this
particular time?
Speaker 6 (36:06):
Oh?
Speaker 24 (36:06):
I did love those sheep?
Speaker 10 (36:07):
Oh so you hear sheep? And about how old are you?
Right now?
Speaker 3 (36:17):
I'm having a good time.
Speaker 14 (36:18):
I just don't want to be distracted.
Speaker 1 (36:20):
I want your attention.
Speaker 10 (36:21):
Oh I see, so as a toddler you had trouble
getting your parents to pay attention to I want you
to think back when you tried to get some attention
from your father. How would he react?
Speaker 24 (36:34):
You got to act more grown up?
Speaker 10 (36:40):
Interesting, and what about your mother? And how did this
make you feel?
Speaker 5 (36:50):
Oh?
Speaker 6 (36:55):
Fascinating.
Speaker 10 (36:57):
Now I want you to go forward in time, just
little bit. Think about your teenage years. Tell me about
your first girlfriend right now, think back to an evening
when you were, say, out on a date with her.
Speaker 24 (37:14):
Let me call you, sweetheart, I'm in love with you.
Speaker 1 (37:22):
Let me whisper that you loved me.
Speaker 24 (37:28):
Keep the love like burning in your eyes so blue.
Let me fellow you, sweetheart.
Speaker 10 (37:42):
So when she would whisper sweet nothings into your ear,
let's say what sort of things would she say to you?
Speaker 7 (37:49):
Ooo?
Speaker 10 (37:54):
Note to self, this patient has problems beyond the scope
of my particular specialty.
Speaker 24 (38:00):
Tars rooke shiming out of here.
Speaker 10 (38:02):
Yes, mister Rayford, I'm going to bring you back to consciousness.
Now let's begin moving forward in time. Okay, now you're
an adult. It's the early nineteen seventies.
Speaker 1 (38:14):
Pour on down with the rock and roll.
Speaker 24 (38:16):
Come on longly, lonely, lonely, lonely, lonely.
Speaker 10 (38:19):
All right now, it's the nineteen eighties.
Speaker 24 (38:23):
Anyway you want it, Pats, where you get it, anyway
you want it?
Speaker 10 (38:28):
All right now we're moving into the nineties.
Speaker 14 (38:33):
Oh boys and gold.
Speaker 24 (38:34):
Yes, this is attle cold set the course of the North.
Speaker 10 (38:38):
Pole, and now you're almost back to the present.
Speaker 14 (38:42):
Pass off from a barber.
Speaker 10 (38:44):
All right, I'll clap my hands. You'll be totally awake
and completely refreshed. Here we go, Robert D.
Speaker 24 (38:52):
Radon, No, get back on him, came Tom Robert D.
Speaker 14 (38:56):
Rayford.
Speaker 10 (38:58):
Mister Rayford, I'm not sure I'm the person to help you. Frankly,
so I'm not going to charge you for the session.
Speaker 14 (39:05):
Hellnluja, hellnluja.
Speaker 6 (39:07):
Hell be.
Speaker 10 (39:12):
Lord, oh lord, helluja henloga. Yeah, uh, miss test marker.
Would you have security coming here and escort mister rayf
had out? Please pass up for and tell him to
please hurry.
Speaker 28 (39:40):
Hi.
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