June 30, 2025 • 35 mins
Monday (pt 2 of 2): On Today’s Late Riser’s Podcast, we’re honoring the late, great Robert D. Raiford.. - Hoyt kicks it offwith his song, “Oh What a Nut”.. - We’ll pull out a submission from a creative listener who made a mashup tune from one of Raiford’s commentaries - it’s entitled, “Wally Wally Wussy”.. - Mary Jane zooms in with another collection of her Deep Thoughts.. - We send Raif to the company Psychologist for an evaluation - and then send John Boy.. - and Cadbury will lead us out today with his visit to Miss Lilly’s…
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Speaker 1 (00:26):
Good morning. It's a big show on the radio. When
I feature track from the Big Show, Big Box, Catbury
goes to miss Lily's massage, boller, oh, miss Lily, Why
miss Lily? There's key words the SiGe parlor. Just make
cerio of the Big Box sat the Big Show dot com.
All right, let's play beat the ball. Our contestant Mary
(00:50):
from Goose Creek, South Carolina. Good morning, Mary, good morning,
good morning. All right, may welcome well lass girl tayer
here some questions you agree or disagree and to right
for too wrong and you win. All right. See what
we're gonna do, Marcie. What is the top selling spice
(01:12):
in the world? Spice girls, Spice girl'll familiar with their music?
All about this?
Speaker 2 (01:19):
I know that that is pepper.
Speaker 1 (01:22):
Pepper, pepper, Mary, agree or disagree?
Speaker 3 (01:27):
I disagree?
Speaker 1 (01:29):
Oh she was right and it was still is pepper.
You ask your eight year old nephew about that number two.
Speaker 2 (01:38):
It's very smart.
Speaker 1 (01:40):
Number two is cinnamon and mustard is third, by the way,
if you will, if I don't know, mustard was a
spice spicy us. Well, there's a buzzer dog on it.
Let's get us a bell right here, Mary, Marcy. On
March eighth, nineteen sixty nine, the astronauts on board Apollo
nine sing a familiar tune that became the first ever
(02:03):
song to be sung in space. What song did they sing?
Speaker 4 (02:07):
I need a vehicle, baby vehicle.
Speaker 1 (02:13):
The Eyes of March in one of my hit tunes.
By the way, thanks for remembering.
Speaker 2 (02:18):
They sing, It's a small world.
Speaker 1 (02:20):
It's a small world after all, is what the astronauts
on bord Apollo nan saying the first song in space.
Speaker 5 (02:27):
Mayor agree or die?
Speaker 1 (02:30):
Well, that was the thing to do there.
Speaker 2 (02:32):
Yeah, you didn't have to chuckle there.
Speaker 1 (02:35):
It was happy birthday. Happy birthday was astronaut Rusty Schweckheart's
thirty fourth birthday. They're well, said too. Yeah, he was
the first one to do a space walk with the
Apollo mission. Rusty, All right, here we go. We got
a full count. Man, let's get a win here. According
to studies, marching are older men smarter than older women.
Speaker 2 (02:58):
Do we really want to get this?
Speaker 1 (03:01):
You want to get into it?
Speaker 2 (03:04):
No, I'm not smarter. No, older men are not smarter
than older women.
Speaker 1 (03:12):
Older men are not smarter than older women. Mary agree
or disagreegree?
Speaker 4 (03:18):
I disagree?
Speaker 1 (03:26):
It must be sad about you guys like me. Yeah,
many books. Study concluded men over the age of seventy
tend to get dumber as they get older.
Speaker 2 (03:41):
We must wear out your brain while you're younger. That's
what it is.
Speaker 1 (03:44):
Worse Now, may we're gonna make you happy. Boy, have
you by baby? I want you to hold on right there? Okay, okay,
appreciate you. Bottom of the hour, Tabio news be here
on the other side, the premiere of Remembering Raps Raid,
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Where's love on the other side? Good Morning anim shows
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on the radio. Robert dig in the studio. He says,
here we go again, government interfering in our lives, proposing
putting rear view cameras on all cars and mandating a
curb on dashboard tech technology. Well, let's see what Robert
d you guys say about that.
Speaker 6 (05:05):
The automobile industry has a history of fighting any government
safety regulations like turn signals and seat belts and airbags.
Cars are filled with safety features that have been mandated
by government regulators over the years, but the rearview camera
requirement is one of the biggest steps taken to protect
people outside of the vehicle. The preliminary version circulated for
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public comment. Regulators predicted that adding the cameras and viewing
screens will cost the auto industry as much as two
point seven billion dollars a year, or about one hundred
and sixty to two hundred dollars a vehicle. Regulators say
that ninety five to one hundred and twelve deaths and
as many as eighty three hundred and seventy four injuries
could be avoided each year by eliminating the wide blind
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spot behind the vehicle. Ah, I agree with that, but
I can already hear grump saying that's government interference in thees.
Here's the next thing, keeping all that stuff to distract
from driving off of the dashboard. All the dashboards are
becoming an arcade of text messages, GPS images, phone calls,
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and web surfing. And it's asking carmakers to curb these
distractions when vehicles are moving. Who's asking that the government? Yeah,
government interfering in the lies. You say. Manufacturers have been
loading up higher end vehicles with an array of built
in gadgets in an effort to tempt car buyers and
want to multitask behind the wheel. Imagine that multitasking behind
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the wheel. But the technology advances have raised concerns the
driver's attention is being diverted too much from the road.
I agree with that too. If you think driving and
talking on the telephone as a distraction, just imagine driver's
eyes will be on the dashboard instead of on the road.
Robert d Rayfern, John Boyn Billy.
Speaker 7 (06:57):
Show, Good Morning mag Joe's on the radio.
Speaker 1 (07:26):
Stay right here and turn the microphone on out.
Speaker 4 (07:28):
Front in line at the DMV And I really kind
of had to pee, but the jack ass in front
of me was whinding about his pronouns. I'm a man,
it's all it say. But the clerk wasn't gonna play
(07:51):
his Adams Apple gave him away regardless.
Speaker 5 (07:55):
Of his pronoun.
Speaker 4 (07:58):
We can't all hell the boys from the girls, but
you live in your own weirdo world.
Speaker 5 (08:10):
Grow up and get live. Oh hello, Babs.
Speaker 4 (08:16):
It has been, as they say, a while, but I
bet it hasn't been a while for you.
Speaker 1 (08:20):
If you catch my.
Speaker 4 (08:21):
Innuendo, no no, no, no innuendo not in your endo,
I can tell where your mind is at today. So
what's on the agenda? Are we pranking the snack girl?
Coaching Jackie on her eybonics? Replacing John Boy's clothes down
one size every day for the next week, to keep
telling me it's fat.
Speaker 5 (08:43):
No, then what prithy are we endeavoring? What's that you
don't you don't speak Latin? Okay, what are we doing
finding John Boy a new pet? Ah?
Speaker 4 (08:56):
Now to clarify, when you say pet, do you mean
animal or another member.
Speaker 5 (09:02):
Of the entourage? I mean they can be both. Let's
be honest. Look at Joe Butler.
Speaker 4 (09:09):
He's a fleet collar away from riding in the car
with his head out doing Oh, an actual pet pet. Okay,
well hold that thought. And while why do you put
your hands on either side of your head? You're holding
that thought? Okay, Well, before we exercise our thinking, lads,
(09:29):
why don't you go make your bladder flatter?
Speaker 5 (09:31):
Okay? And off she goes wrong way? Nope, Warmer, warmer, warmer.
Speaker 4 (09:41):
No, that doesn't mean go to the kitchen, tip to
the left and slides slide, that's a file cabinet. Nice,
try though straight straight. I know it's only been two years,
but you'll get the hang of it. And she's gone
so potty time with Babs is always an adventure. Once
(10:05):
she saw a sign that said go blue and she
came back sobbing because she could only go yellow.
Speaker 1 (10:13):
Just in time. Jump Boy, Baby, Big Joe Pelf speaking,
i'na help you.
Speaker 4 (10:23):
Oh hello, ass nerd.
Speaker 5 (10:28):
What do you want? Oh you have some new material?
Speaker 4 (10:31):
Great, take that material, sew a new outfit and bury
yourself in it. Meow, that's more like it, John Boy,
Billy big Shoe up speaking.
Speaker 1 (10:42):
I'ma help you.
Speaker 4 (10:43):
Marcel. I didn't expect you back so soon. How was
your How was your What were you doing again? Oh? Yes,
the no Kings protest in New York? Why on earth
would you go to that? Oh you thought they said
no queens? Well, thanks for trying on behalf of the tea.
(11:04):
Oh nothing, just waiting for Babzilla to find her way
back from the crap war. We're trying to find a
new pet for John Boy. Oh no, no, we have
some ideas. We thought about an alligator. I mean that
gives him something to play with in the pond. Maybe
a bear that might be fun. He fancies himself a
Grizzly Adams type. I don't have the heart to tell
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him he's more of a Fester Adams. We considered a snake,
but he already has to deal with corporate so much
that it seemed a bit redundant.
Speaker 5 (11:33):
What's that now? That is true?
Speaker 4 (11:36):
A monkey would be sort of a fun addition, especially
one that can.
Speaker 5 (11:40):
Hold stuff, which apparently is a priority for some reason.
Speaker 4 (11:45):
But see, with a monkey, you have to worry about
them eating your face, and he is kind of partial
to his I know that is sad. Well, we always
have the fallback of a parrot. It would serve him
right to have to hear a bird screaming oh wow
every day day. Then he'd know how we feel. Oh
hold on, here comes barbarrella. I'll be home shortly. And
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oh Marcel dust.
Speaker 1 (12:10):
Whoa, whoa whoa?
Speaker 5 (12:11):
Slow down, cow girl? What's the trouble? Double bubble?
Speaker 4 (12:16):
The chubby account guy with the two pey is trying
to steal honey buns out of the vending machine that.
Speaker 5 (12:21):
Fell on him. Well, don't just stand there down nine
one one. You can't. What do you mean you can't?
Your phone doesn't have an eleven?
Speaker 1 (12:31):
Oh me head.
Speaker 5 (12:35):
Let's let chubby twopey guy find help elsewhere.
Speaker 4 (12:37):
Get the BC powders to them, Annie Cooper, carry on straight.
Speaker 1 (12:45):
Still another pass back for you. Lessen thirty minutes from
right now. It's a big sell o. Let somebody better
damn it than me, tell you than me? All right?
Shout that still speaking him up at you? Whoa, it's you, Marcel.
What am I doing well?
Speaker 3 (13:06):
When I'm not hanging up on racing fat boy and
trying to cure Beds of her terminal blondness. I'm listening
to my two favorite straight white Southern boys, John Boy
and Billie and the Big Show. Oh, Marcel, just stop, No,
I won't tell Randy you said.
Speaker 1 (13:19):
Hello, h good morning. It's a big sew on the radio.
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I'm gonna living on the final hour here, don't up man.
Last how we had a raver at the doctor and
Taylor found my psychological evaluation so that I'm interesting getting
inside my head man, Oh no, thank you, I'm good. Sure,
I got some room. Thanks. I'm gone out of years.
(14:22):
It's gonna be a few more years I get dumber.
We just found out to beat the boss.
Speaker 2 (14:26):
Sorry to break that.
Speaker 1 (14:29):
All right, let's worry about my psychological evaluation. Right before
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We gotta set up with their link of course of
the Big Show dot Com. Good enough, we'll play for
it in minutes. First, here we go. Okay, I'm ready
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for my psychological evaluation.
Speaker 8 (15:18):
Good morning, mister boy. I'm doctor Frederick Crane, and this
you'll be taking today the Epstein Horseshack psychological evaluation tests.
All right now, I should point out that unlike most
tests which evaluate the answers you give to the questions,
the Epstein Horsehack evaluates you on the basis of answers
you've already given in the past. We went through some
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tapes of some old programs.
Speaker 1 (15:41):
So so I don't have to answer right now.
Speaker 8 (15:43):
No, I will need you to hook up these electrodes
to your nipples.
Speaker 1 (15:47):
Wow, what do they do?
Speaker 8 (15:49):
Why should they don't do anything it was. That's area
number one gullibility. That would be a ten.
Speaker 1 (15:58):
Can I take them off?
Speaker 2 (15:58):
Now?
Speaker 1 (16:00):
Sure?
Speaker 8 (16:00):
What have Let's begin, first of all, Good morning, mister.
Speaker 1 (16:05):
Boy, good morning.
Speaker 8 (16:08):
All right, just a moment, All right, let's start with
a few basic background questions. What was it that got
you interested in the field of broadcasting?
Speaker 1 (16:17):
Remember sell tell us that tylus I see.
Speaker 8 (16:22):
Would you say you get along with your co workers?
How would you describe your at work relationships?
Speaker 1 (16:28):
Juicy shrimp? Interesting? All right?
Speaker 8 (16:34):
Now, then this is something we call the raw shark tests.
Look at the zinc plot and tell me what you
see you were.
Speaker 1 (16:40):
I mean still are? I mean you were? Of course?
I mean like the baby dolliest of the game shows.
Speaker 8 (16:47):
Hmmm, all right, We're going to have to recalibrate some
of the curves on some of these questions. Do you
have any pre existing medical conditions? How are you feeling
in general?
Speaker 9 (17:00):
Right?
Speaker 8 (17:03):
All right, very good. Of course, nutrition is an important
part of psychological health. Would you say you enjoy a
well balanced diet? I'll take that as a yes. And
are you involved in a regular exercise program?
Speaker 1 (17:20):
You can actually get more oxen too. Your brain breathing
normally for six seconds instead of yawning for six seconds,
you may try.
Speaker 8 (17:30):
No, okay, very good, just moments oxen to the brain.
All right, would you describe yourself as a generally happy person?
I mean, okay, good, very good. So now then, is
there anything you'd like to add to what we've talked
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about here today?
Speaker 1 (17:52):
Right now? That man, it might be best see that.
Speaker 8 (17:56):
Very good, mister boy. I think we have enough information
to make a goal solid evaluation. Could you just wait
outside for a moment while I compiled my report?
Speaker 1 (18:05):
Thanking naughty eavn dot davey.
Speaker 8 (18:07):
Yes, that'll be fine, Thank you very much. Let's see
excuse me just a second, Unit four. This is doctor Slessinger,
table for one in the rubber room. Yes, he'll be
standing right outside, the big goofy guy in a ball cap.
You may notice some electrodes attached to his nickel chins.
Speaker 1 (18:25):
Yes, amen, no fair. You just take our stupid stuff
and out saven after.
Speaker 8 (18:31):
The answers, just a moment, let the reverse. My this
is going to be interesting.
Speaker 1 (18:42):
Man, mad stupid. I like it right. Well, let's clean
it up on all three here with wordy word one
eight hundred big show you're toll free line. We'll get
two contestants team up and play next all little stud
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ben ye on the radio. We can't eat it. I
went to everybody's head about the bed. Okay, at the
birdie word and a birdie word. Let's meet the contestants.
We got Tammy from Edmond, South Carolina. Good morning, Tammy,
Good morning baby, welcome. Hey. We got a Rogers out
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of Henderson, South Carolina. Go morning, Roger, Hey body, Tammy, Rogers,
South Carolina. Why do you all know each other?
Speaker 2 (19:51):
No?
Speaker 1 (19:53):
No, that was money quick eyes. I don't know sometimes. Okay,
we'll call you. You know, there was no get together here,
but all right here say Jackie does warn me about that?
Say well, let's go ahead and team up. Then it'll
be John Bow and Tammy and Taylor and Rogers. All right,
all right, let's plit him up. Conquer sow me and
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Tammy for the first thirty seconds. I'm sorry, here we go, Tammy. Oh,
there's a mixed bag of words, all right, random words, Tammy. Okay, okay,
all right, start the clock. Now you blow these up
at kids parties, I believe yeah, uh huh, these are
t rex was a uh huh not a circle? But
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a square uh huh, a common house plank that buzzes
around an airplane. Well, yes, uh huh. You're not in
the game. You're setting on the sideline. No wooden, wooden thing. Yeah,
uh okay, what time is it? Look at the clock
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as a girl put a six on the barges like it?
So now those about Taya and Rogers. Okay you read it, Roger, sure, okay,
and go.
Speaker 2 (21:11):
The opposite of a frown is a uh huh.
Speaker 9 (21:15):
You go fishing, and this is what sticks into the fish.
Speaker 2 (21:20):
Uh huh?
Speaker 9 (21:21):
You uh you you pick these and give them to
a girl. This is money that is made out of metal.
Speaker 2 (21:28):
It's a what?
Speaker 1 (21:31):
Who?
Speaker 2 (21:32):
Who is this bird?
Speaker 5 (21:35):
At night?
Speaker 2 (21:36):
You have these stories in your head. It's called a what.
Speaker 9 (21:39):
You blank your knuckles?
Speaker 1 (21:45):
Good work, y'all. Look at you putting a seven on
the board.
Speaker 2 (21:49):
He's a player.
Speaker 1 (21:50):
Take the lead, seven to six. We are into scoring history.
What's six plus seven? Thirteen? Yeah, thirteen. We're already on
the teens after after round one. All right, let's see
what we can do, Tammy, Let's keep it up on
round two. Are you ready?
Speaker 5 (22:09):
I'm ready?
Speaker 1 (22:10):
All right, starting the clock. Now, you're right with us
in school, not an ink, yeah, huh, okay, Swiss blank
or good American blank? Yes, uh huh. You play basket
with a or base blank? A sport? It's a round time, yes,
uh huh. This is what you eat with their legs
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out of the ocean blank legs, blank legs. Yeah, yeah, oh,
don't set it on blank and arsonist starts what fire? Yeah?
All right, man, you put we put an eleven on
the board, So Tater and Rogers, all you need is
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four to tie and five will win. Roger, are you ready.
Speaker 4 (23:00):
Wiggle?
Speaker 2 (23:00):
Give it away and go all right?
Speaker 9 (23:03):
This shape has three sides. Yes, you you ride one
of these. A stallion is one?
Speaker 2 (23:10):
Uh huh. You ladies paint these on their fingers. A finger.
Speaker 8 (23:17):
Huh.
Speaker 2 (23:19):
This was what's on the outside of a tree. Lady's
handbag is also called a what nope, another name? Keep going?
You like do this to your lips?
Speaker 1 (23:32):
Huh oh, y'all, it is time and we go two
over time our ride? All right? All right, all right?
In an eleven to eleven, here we go, adding on.
I hope you all went on the over all right
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to me? All right, y'all. Now this is only fifth
teen seconds half the time we have on a full round.
Gonna go by quick? Say we can set all right? Ready,
Tammy picking up on that last one, go a pocket
book is what? Yeah? Uh huh? A boat will blank
on the water. It won't sink, it will yeah, uh huh.
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All right, wear this on your head where a uh huh?
That is a blank sofa. It turns into a bed.
Sleep sleep, yeah you got it? Yeah, ride four on
the board.
Speaker 2 (24:36):
Yes, all right, yes, she said sleep, oh yes, yeah.
Speaker 4 (24:40):
Uh.
Speaker 1 (24:40):
She was getting to going. That's right, Babby. You don't
question yourself. Roger and Tater four will force double over time.
Five will win it and set a new overtime record.
Tator man, all right, Roger ready, buddy.
Speaker 2 (24:57):
These are words dealing with babies. You're mixing them up.
Speaker 1 (25:01):
I sell a mixed bag of your runs. All right,
fifteen seconds Roger and Tater ready.
Speaker 5 (25:08):
Go all right?
Speaker 2 (25:09):
You honked this on your car?
Speaker 9 (25:10):
Honk the you You turn this down when it's hot outside, cools?
What's the letters?
Speaker 5 (25:22):
Yeah? Yeah, this is ac.
Speaker 1 (25:27):
Stars you a little bit. Tammy wins four to two overtime.
Speaker 4 (25:31):
What a game?
Speaker 1 (25:36):
Twenty six to twenty four was the final score?
Speaker 2 (25:42):
Right? It sounds like we played for a while.
Speaker 1 (25:45):
No, no, no, not that good map. Anyway, it was
a lot of fun. What a lot Not as much, Roger.
We'll hook you up in a little bit down the road. Buddy.
We appreciate you. You are player, my man.
Speaker 2 (25:58):
I blame you Eddie for doing his math in third grade.
Speaker 1 (26:03):
Tann Mom. We appreciate you. Oh, thank you.
Speaker 3 (26:08):
I had so much fun.
Speaker 1 (26:09):
Thank you. Good morning. Big shows on the radio. BA
request from Ungo Susie Fleming on a Rowano, Virginia. Susie says,
heard you guys talking about Rayford? Can we hear him
read the poem about older dogs? All right, it's our
perfect Raford money. We're kicking off remembering Rayford, raves and
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Susie you got it. Won a minute, mister Robert D.
Raford coming up next. It's a big show on the radio.
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We get MIID request time around this time on through Friday.
I get it out to hit us up on the
John Boon Miller Facebook page. As he is waiting to
get it in there, Susie Fleming got a rowin Ope, Virginia.
Here's your request.
Speaker 6 (27:17):
Older dogs getting older? Notice how the Knights are colder?
Little Solace in the dawn, save a weary stretch and
a yawn. Older dogs not as agile. Bones and joints
seem frail and fragile. No longer runs to fetch a toy.
A simple walk replaced that joy. Older dogs with vision
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fading still makes out his master's sheeting. Green head seeks
gentle hand, seems to slow times shifting sound. Older dogs
have trouble hearing deer and duck and nearby clearing. But
older dogs still can tell who comes and goes by
sniff and smell. Older dogs might not remember if it's
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May or November. Often forget familiar ways. Confusion comes with
hair that grays. Older dogs need much more petting for
some day. You may be regretting the absence of that
loyal friend who gave their heart until the end. Older
dogs and getting older, I notice two the night is colder.
(28:20):
I know what you're going through because I'm an older
dog like you. How about that.
Speaker 1 (28:27):
You want Big Show's on the radio from the Big
(28:53):
Box at the Big Show dot com Cadbury see keywords Carler.
If you'd like you roll it, come on cad Berry.
After this stop we gotta go. Drop off Hanson's prescription.
Oh you're gonna make an old timer.
Speaker 5 (29:12):
Slowly but surely, sah.
Speaker 1 (29:15):
Miss Lily will fix you right up. She's a miracle worker.
Speaker 5 (29:18):
Oh I hope so, sir.
Speaker 1 (29:21):
Not just anybody can perform the miracle of deep tissue massage.
Miss Lily has been honing her craft for over a decade.
Her hands are instruments of ultimate healing, and she's dedicated
her life to relieving suffering. How noble and she's really built.
That sounds more like it's Oh, I can't believe you
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threw you back out. A guy your age should be
more careful, Yes, a guy my age shouldn't be eluding
a hay truck either. You wanted to be more active,
I was just trying to help. A guy your age
should be getting more exercise, moderate exercise. No, three hundred
bales of alf halfa your own fault. You overdid it.
A guy your age should be smarter than that.
Speaker 5 (30:03):
Will you please stop saying a guy your age, sir,
I'm only fifty five.
Speaker 1 (30:08):
Fifty five? You know what that is in dog years?
Speaker 5 (30:11):
No, and neither do you, mister mathematics. No, out of
pit here, old boy.
Speaker 1 (30:18):
I brought your thermostake a load off and have a
drink of that camouflage team can the meal tea?
Speaker 5 (30:26):
That's not a bad idea.
Speaker 1 (30:28):
Sit down here?
Speaker 5 (30:33):
Ah ooh, that's the ticket, soothing and delicious.
Speaker 1 (30:38):
Sir, smells like a wet dog.
Speaker 5 (30:41):
I think that's your coloone.
Speaker 1 (30:42):
I'm not wearing cologne exactly. Oh boy, here she comes.
Hold on your hat, big bore. You are in for
a treat. We woo.
Speaker 2 (30:53):
Hello Stael, Hey.
Speaker 1 (30:55):
Miss Lily, I got you patient. This is my gentleman's
gentlemen cad Bear had Berby.
Speaker 2 (31:01):
How you appearing charmed?
Speaker 5 (31:04):
Madam? I'll give me for not standing. I only hope
your prowess in the art of rehabilitation has commensurate with
Sir's preponderance of flattery.
Speaker 2 (31:12):
Does he always talk like this?
Speaker 1 (31:14):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (31:15):
Hmmm, we were able? All right, mister Cadberry. Get on
the west and get on the table.
Speaker 7 (31:22):
All right.
Speaker 5 (31:22):
Let me just finish this tea here.
Speaker 1 (31:28):
Ah, here we are, sir.
Speaker 10 (31:31):
Would you give me a hand in standing please? Su're
begging a nice and easy now. Ah oh dear, Oh,
what's the matter.
Speaker 1 (31:41):
Oh what's wrong, mister Cadberry. Oh I'm terribly light headed.
Speaker 5 (31:48):
Oh oh, that's my fault. I probably shouldn't taken that
extra pain pill.
Speaker 1 (31:54):
Oh oh oh, what, sir, I didn't know you'd taken
your pills up put two in your tea. Oh sir,
why would you do that? Because you're so hardheaded about
taking your meds? You know a guy, you're a shut up.
Speaker 2 (32:10):
I right, mister cadbaby. Now that you're nice and wouz
and we wax, let's get you up on the table.
Speaker 1 (32:17):
Be gentle. This is my first time. Eh. We can
put this off till later if you want, when when
he's in an altered state. Let's just say he can
be a handful. That's what she said.
Speaker 2 (32:31):
Yeah, oh, you are a real wascu, ohn't you. I'm
sure he'll be fine, John boy, but you'll feed up
and let me do my Western digitation.
Speaker 1 (32:41):
Okay, don't say I didn't warn you.
Speaker 2 (32:43):
Come on, mister caadbaby, let's make you comfortable. Off with
your twavesers.
Speaker 5 (32:51):
Oh my, you are a full of little vixenadio cadbaby, waky, Yeah.
Speaker 2 (32:59):
Now what's stop by? We weaving pressure And while we're
back in buttocks.
Speaker 5 (33:04):
You break it. You bought it and it's already gonna
crack in it.
Speaker 1 (33:09):
Yeah, I told you oh my ooh uh oh, that
is delightful.
Speaker 2 (33:25):
It's all in the webbing flow, deep torqu motions.
Speaker 1 (33:30):
That is euphick.
Speaker 5 (33:32):
You must try it.
Speaker 1 (33:33):
Let me do it to you, cad Bird.
Speaker 2 (33:36):
I ah ah, nobody touches, Miss will.
Speaker 5 (33:39):
Be Yeah, perhaps a bit late for that. Your glorious
touch has awakened my connell passions.
Speaker 1 (33:47):
Wow is he on rugs? Yeah? I mean no, well
sort of. It'd taking two pain pills and I accidentally
put two others in his stee see.
Speaker 2 (33:58):
Oh dear, what he's owned pain pills? It's viagowa what.
Speaker 1 (34:07):
Holy crap? This is Hansome's prescription.
Speaker 2 (34:10):
The real part of is now mister Cadberry is a
most drug waized for a week.
Speaker 1 (34:16):
Oh, miss Lily, oh my baby, Oh my darling Catburry,
put your towel back on.
Speaker 2 (34:23):
I'm wanting you, mister Cadbury, keep your distance.
Speaker 1 (34:28):
What are you going to do?
Speaker 2 (34:29):
Keep me correct?
Speaker 1 (34:32):
All run in the carry on luggage.
Speaker 5 (34:34):
Boy, there's pain pills.
Speaker 1 (34:36):
Do work come to daddy?
Speaker 4 (34:40):
Do I?
Speaker 1 (34:41):
Thank you?
Speaker 8 (34:42):
Honey?
Speaker 1 (34:42):
Baby Cadbury? Stop?
Speaker 3 (34:48):
Will we?
Speaker 5 (34:49):
John boy? I can kick this up until it wears off.
Speaker 1 (34:54):
I can't hear him anymore, but can well? It looks
like his back feels better, but he'll be sore someplace
else in the morning.
Speaker 5 (35:05):
It's true.
Speaker 2 (35:06):
It's true.
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All right, let's play beat the ball. Our contestant Mary
(00:50):
from Goose Creek, South Carolina. Good morning, Mary, good morning,
good morning. All right, may welcome well lass girl tayer
here some questions you agree or disagree and to right
for too wrong and you win. All right. See what
we're gonna do, Marcie. What is the top selling spice
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in the world? Spice girls, Spice girl'll familiar with their music?
All about this?
Speaker 2 (01:19):
I know that that is pepper.
Speaker 1 (01:22):
Pepper, pepper, Mary, agree or disagree?
Speaker 3 (01:27):
I disagree?
Speaker 1 (01:29):
Oh she was right and it was still is pepper.
You ask your eight year old nephew about that number two.
Speaker 2 (01:38):
It's very smart.
Speaker 1 (01:40):
Number two is cinnamon and mustard is third, by the way,
if you will, if I don't know, mustard was a
spice spicy us. Well, there's a buzzer dog on it.
Let's get us a bell right here, Mary, Marcy. On
March eighth, nineteen sixty nine, the astronauts on board Apollo
nine sing a familiar tune that became the first ever
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song to be sung in space. What song did they sing?
Speaker 4 (02:07):
I need a vehicle, baby vehicle.
Speaker 1 (02:13):
The Eyes of March in one of my hit tunes.
By the way, thanks for remembering.
Speaker 2 (02:18):
They sing, It's a small world.
Speaker 1 (02:20):
It's a small world after all, is what the astronauts
on bord Apollo nan saying the first song in space.
Speaker 5 (02:27):
Mayor agree or die?
Speaker 1 (02:30):
Well, that was the thing to do there.
Speaker 2 (02:32):
Yeah, you didn't have to chuckle there.
Speaker 1 (02:35):
It was happy birthday. Happy birthday was astronaut Rusty Schweckheart's
thirty fourth birthday. They're well, said too. Yeah, he was
the first one to do a space walk with the
Apollo mission. Rusty, All right, here we go. We got
a full count. Man, let's get a win here. According
to studies, marching are older men smarter than older women.
Speaker 2 (02:58):
Do we really want to get this?
Speaker 1 (03:01):
You want to get into it?
Speaker 2 (03:04):
No, I'm not smarter. No, older men are not smarter
than older women.
Speaker 1 (03:12):
Older men are not smarter than older women. Mary agree
or disagreegree?
Speaker 4 (03:18):
I disagree?
Speaker 1 (03:26):
It must be sad about you guys like me. Yeah,
many books. Study concluded men over the age of seventy
tend to get dumber as they get older.
Speaker 2 (03:41):
We must wear out your brain while you're younger. That's
what it is.
Speaker 1 (03:44):
Worse Now, may we're gonna make you happy. Boy, have
you by baby? I want you to hold on right there? Okay, okay,
appreciate you. Bottom of the hour, Tabio news be here
on the other side, the premiere of Remembering Raps Raid,
(04:08):
Where's love on the other side? Good Morning anim shows
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on the radio. Robert dig in the studio. He says,
here we go again, government interfering in our lives, proposing
putting rear view cameras on all cars and mandating a
curb on dashboard tech technology. Well, let's see what Robert
d you guys say about that.
Speaker 6 (05:05):
The automobile industry has a history of fighting any government
safety regulations like turn signals and seat belts and airbags.
Cars are filled with safety features that have been mandated
by government regulators over the years, but the rearview camera
requirement is one of the biggest steps taken to protect
people outside of the vehicle. The preliminary version circulated for
(05:28):
public comment. Regulators predicted that adding the cameras and viewing
screens will cost the auto industry as much as two
point seven billion dollars a year, or about one hundred
and sixty to two hundred dollars a vehicle. Regulators say
that ninety five to one hundred and twelve deaths and
as many as eighty three hundred and seventy four injuries
could be avoided each year by eliminating the wide blind
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spot behind the vehicle. Ah, I agree with that, but
I can already hear grump saying that's government interference in thees.
Here's the next thing, keeping all that stuff to distract
from driving off of the dashboard. All the dashboards are
becoming an arcade of text messages, GPS images, phone calls,
(06:12):
and web surfing. And it's asking carmakers to curb these
distractions when vehicles are moving. Who's asking that the government? Yeah,
government interfering in the lies. You say. Manufacturers have been
loading up higher end vehicles with an array of built
in gadgets in an effort to tempt car buyers and
want to multitask behind the wheel. Imagine that multitasking behind
(06:36):
the wheel. But the technology advances have raised concerns the
driver's attention is being diverted too much from the road.
I agree with that too. If you think driving and
talking on the telephone as a distraction, just imagine driver's
eyes will be on the dashboard instead of on the road.
Robert d Rayfern, John Boyn Billy.
Speaker 7 (06:57):
Show, Good Morning mag Joe's on the radio.
Speaker 1 (07:26):
Stay right here and turn the microphone on out.
Speaker 4 (07:28):
Front in line at the DMV And I really kind
of had to pee, but the jack ass in front
of me was whinding about his pronouns. I'm a man,
it's all it say. But the clerk wasn't gonna play
(07:51):
his Adams Apple gave him away regardless.
Speaker 5 (07:55):
Of his pronoun.
Speaker 4 (07:58):
We can't all hell the boys from the girls, but
you live in your own weirdo world.
Speaker 5 (08:10):
Grow up and get live. Oh hello, Babs.
Speaker 4 (08:16):
It has been, as they say, a while, but I
bet it hasn't been a while for you.
Speaker 1 (08:20):
If you catch my.
Speaker 4 (08:21):
Innuendo, no no, no, no innuendo not in your endo,
I can tell where your mind is at today. So
what's on the agenda? Are we pranking the snack girl?
Coaching Jackie on her eybonics? Replacing John Boy's clothes down
one size every day for the next week, to keep
telling me it's fat.
Speaker 5 (08:43):
No, then what prithy are we endeavoring? What's that you
don't you don't speak Latin? Okay, what are we doing
finding John Boy a new pet? Ah?
Speaker 4 (08:56):
Now to clarify, when you say pet, do you mean
animal or another member.
Speaker 5 (09:02):
Of the entourage? I mean they can be both. Let's
be honest. Look at Joe Butler.
Speaker 4 (09:09):
He's a fleet collar away from riding in the car
with his head out doing Oh, an actual pet pet. Okay,
well hold that thought. And while why do you put
your hands on either side of your head? You're holding
that thought? Okay, Well, before we exercise our thinking, lads,
(09:29):
why don't you go make your bladder flatter?
Speaker 5 (09:31):
Okay? And off she goes wrong way? Nope, Warmer, warmer, warmer.
Speaker 4 (09:41):
No, that doesn't mean go to the kitchen, tip to
the left and slides slide, that's a file cabinet. Nice,
try though straight straight. I know it's only been two years,
but you'll get the hang of it. And she's gone
so potty time with Babs is always an adventure. Once
(10:05):
she saw a sign that said go blue and she
came back sobbing because she could only go yellow.
Speaker 1 (10:13):
Just in time. Jump Boy, Baby, Big Joe Pelf speaking,
i'na help you.
Speaker 4 (10:23):
Oh hello, ass nerd.
Speaker 5 (10:28):
What do you want? Oh you have some new material?
Speaker 4 (10:31):
Great, take that material, sew a new outfit and bury
yourself in it. Meow, that's more like it, John Boy,
Billy big Shoe up speaking.
Speaker 1 (10:42):
I'ma help you.
Speaker 4 (10:43):
Marcel. I didn't expect you back so soon. How was
your How was your What were you doing again? Oh? Yes,
the no Kings protest in New York? Why on earth
would you go to that? Oh you thought they said
no queens? Well, thanks for trying on behalf of the tea.
(11:04):
Oh nothing, just waiting for Babzilla to find her way
back from the crap war. We're trying to find a
new pet for John Boy. Oh no, no, we have
some ideas. We thought about an alligator. I mean that
gives him something to play with in the pond. Maybe
a bear that might be fun. He fancies himself a
Grizzly Adams type. I don't have the heart to tell
(11:24):
him he's more of a Fester Adams. We considered a snake,
but he already has to deal with corporate so much
that it seemed a bit redundant.
Speaker 5 (11:33):
What's that now? That is true?
Speaker 4 (11:36):
A monkey would be sort of a fun addition, especially
one that can.
Speaker 5 (11:40):
Hold stuff, which apparently is a priority for some reason.
Speaker 4 (11:45):
But see, with a monkey, you have to worry about
them eating your face, and he is kind of partial
to his I know that is sad. Well, we always
have the fallback of a parrot. It would serve him
right to have to hear a bird screaming oh wow
every day day. Then he'd know how we feel. Oh
hold on, here comes barbarrella. I'll be home shortly. And
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oh Marcel dust.
Speaker 1 (12:10):
Whoa, whoa whoa?
Speaker 5 (12:11):
Slow down, cow girl? What's the trouble? Double bubble?
Speaker 4 (12:16):
The chubby account guy with the two pey is trying
to steal honey buns out of the vending machine that.
Speaker 5 (12:21):
Fell on him. Well, don't just stand there down nine
one one. You can't. What do you mean you can't?
Your phone doesn't have an eleven?
Speaker 1 (12:31):
Oh me head.
Speaker 5 (12:35):
Let's let chubby twopey guy find help elsewhere.
Speaker 4 (12:37):
Get the BC powders to them, Annie Cooper, carry on straight.
Speaker 1 (12:45):
Still another pass back for you. Lessen thirty minutes from
right now. It's a big sell o. Let somebody better
damn it than me, tell you than me? All right?
Shout that still speaking him up at you? Whoa, it's you, Marcel.
What am I doing well?
Speaker 3 (13:06):
When I'm not hanging up on racing fat boy and
trying to cure Beds of her terminal blondness. I'm listening
to my two favorite straight white Southern boys, John Boy
and Billie and the Big Show. Oh, Marcel, just stop, No,
I won't tell Randy you said.
Speaker 1 (13:19):
Hello, h good morning. It's a big sew on the radio.
(13:59):
I'm gonna living on the final hour here, don't up man.
Last how we had a raver at the doctor and
Taylor found my psychological evaluation so that I'm interesting getting
inside my head man, Oh no, thank you, I'm good. Sure,
I got some room. Thanks. I'm gone out of years.
(14:22):
It's gonna be a few more years I get dumber.
We just found out to beat the boss.
Speaker 2 (14:26):
Sorry to break that.
Speaker 1 (14:29):
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We gotta set up with their link of course of
the Big Show dot Com. Good enough, we'll play for
it in minutes. First, here we go. Okay, I'm ready
(15:15):
for my psychological evaluation.
Speaker 8 (15:18):
Good morning, mister boy. I'm doctor Frederick Crane, and this
you'll be taking today the Epstein Horseshack psychological evaluation tests.
All right now, I should point out that unlike most
tests which evaluate the answers you give to the questions,
the Epstein Horsehack evaluates you on the basis of answers
you've already given in the past. We went through some
(15:39):
tapes of some old programs.
Speaker 1 (15:41):
So so I don't have to answer right now.
Speaker 8 (15:43):
No, I will need you to hook up these electrodes
to your nipples.
Speaker 1 (15:47):
Wow, what do they do?
Speaker 8 (15:49):
Why should they don't do anything it was. That's area
number one gullibility. That would be a ten.
Speaker 1 (15:58):
Can I take them off?
Speaker 2 (15:58):
Now?
Speaker 1 (16:00):
Sure?
Speaker 8 (16:00):
What have Let's begin, first of all, Good morning, mister.
Speaker 1 (16:05):
Boy, good morning.
Speaker 8 (16:08):
All right, just a moment, All right, let's start with
a few basic background questions. What was it that got
you interested in the field of broadcasting?
Speaker 1 (16:17):
Remember sell tell us that tylus I see.
Speaker 8 (16:22):
Would you say you get along with your co workers?
How would you describe your at work relationships?
Speaker 1 (16:28):
Juicy shrimp? Interesting? All right?
Speaker 8 (16:34):
Now, then this is something we call the raw shark tests.
Look at the zinc plot and tell me what you
see you were.
Speaker 1 (16:40):
I mean still are? I mean you were? Of course?
I mean like the baby dolliest of the game shows.
Speaker 8 (16:47):
Hmmm, all right, We're going to have to recalibrate some
of the curves on some of these questions. Do you
have any pre existing medical conditions? How are you feeling
in general?
Speaker 9 (17:00):
Right?
Speaker 8 (17:03):
All right, very good. Of course, nutrition is an important
part of psychological health. Would you say you enjoy a
well balanced diet? I'll take that as a yes. And
are you involved in a regular exercise program?
Speaker 1 (17:20):
You can actually get more oxen too. Your brain breathing
normally for six seconds instead of yawning for six seconds,
you may try.
Speaker 8 (17:30):
No, okay, very good, just moments oxen to the brain.
All right, would you describe yourself as a generally happy person?
I mean, okay, good, very good. So now then, is
there anything you'd like to add to what we've talked
(17:50):
about here today?
Speaker 1 (17:52):
Right now? That man, it might be best see that.
Speaker 8 (17:56):
Very good, mister boy. I think we have enough information
to make a goal solid evaluation. Could you just wait
outside for a moment while I compiled my report?
Speaker 1 (18:05):
Thanking naughty eavn dot davey.
Speaker 8 (18:07):
Yes, that'll be fine, Thank you very much. Let's see
excuse me just a second, Unit four. This is doctor Slessinger,
table for one in the rubber room. Yes, he'll be
standing right outside, the big goofy guy in a ball cap.
You may notice some electrodes attached to his nickel chins.
Speaker 1 (18:25):
Yes, amen, no fair. You just take our stupid stuff
and out saven after.
Speaker 8 (18:31):
The answers, just a moment, let the reverse. My this
is going to be interesting.
Speaker 1 (18:42):
Man, mad stupid. I like it right. Well, let's clean
it up on all three here with wordy word one
eight hundred big show you're toll free line. We'll get
two contestants team up and play next all little stud
(19:20):
ben ye on the radio. We can't eat it. I
went to everybody's head about the bed. Okay, at the
birdie word and a birdie word. Let's meet the contestants.
We got Tammy from Edmond, South Carolina. Good morning, Tammy,
Good morning baby, welcome. Hey. We got a Rogers out
(19:42):
of Henderson, South Carolina. Go morning, Roger, Hey body, Tammy, Rogers,
South Carolina. Why do you all know each other?
Speaker 2 (19:51):
No?
Speaker 1 (19:53):
No, that was money quick eyes. I don't know sometimes. Okay,
we'll call you. You know, there was no get together here,
but all right here say Jackie does warn me about that?
Say well, let's go ahead and team up. Then it'll
be John Bow and Tammy and Taylor and Rogers. All right,
all right, let's plit him up. Conquer sow me and
(20:15):
Tammy for the first thirty seconds. I'm sorry, here we go, Tammy. Oh,
there's a mixed bag of words, all right, random words, Tammy. Okay, okay,
all right, start the clock. Now you blow these up
at kids parties, I believe yeah, uh huh, these are
t rex was a uh huh not a circle? But
(20:37):
a square uh huh, a common house plank that buzzes
around an airplane. Well, yes, uh huh. You're not in
the game. You're setting on the sideline. No wooden, wooden thing. Yeah,
uh okay, what time is it? Look at the clock
(20:59):
as a girl put a six on the barges like it?
So now those about Taya and Rogers. Okay you read it, Roger, sure, okay,
and go.
Speaker 2 (21:11):
The opposite of a frown is a uh huh.
Speaker 9 (21:15):
You go fishing, and this is what sticks into the fish.
Speaker 2 (21:20):
Uh huh?
Speaker 9 (21:21):
You uh you you pick these and give them to
a girl. This is money that is made out of metal.
Speaker 2 (21:28):
It's a what?
Speaker 1 (21:31):
Who?
Speaker 2 (21:32):
Who is this bird?
Speaker 5 (21:35):
At night?
Speaker 2 (21:36):
You have these stories in your head. It's called a what.
Speaker 9 (21:39):
You blank your knuckles?
Speaker 1 (21:45):
Good work, y'all. Look at you putting a seven on
the board.
Speaker 2 (21:49):
He's a player.
Speaker 1 (21:50):
Take the lead, seven to six. We are into scoring history.
What's six plus seven? Thirteen? Yeah, thirteen. We're already on
the teens after after round one. All right, let's see
what we can do, Tammy, Let's keep it up on
round two. Are you ready?
Speaker 5 (22:09):
I'm ready?
Speaker 1 (22:10):
All right, starting the clock. Now, you're right with us
in school, not an ink, yeah, huh, okay, Swiss blank
or good American blank? Yes, uh huh. You play basket
with a or base blank? A sport? It's a round time, yes,
uh huh. This is what you eat with their legs
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out of the ocean blank legs, blank legs. Yeah, yeah, oh,
don't set it on blank and arsonist starts what fire? Yeah?
All right, man, you put we put an eleven on
the board, So Tater and Rogers, all you need is
(22:54):
four to tie and five will win. Roger, are you ready.
Speaker 4 (23:00):
Wiggle?
Speaker 2 (23:00):
Give it away and go all right?
Speaker 9 (23:03):
This shape has three sides. Yes, you you ride one
of these. A stallion is one?
Speaker 2 (23:10):
Uh huh. You ladies paint these on their fingers. A finger.
Speaker 8 (23:17):
Huh.
Speaker 2 (23:19):
This was what's on the outside of a tree. Lady's
handbag is also called a what nope, another name? Keep going?
You like do this to your lips?
Speaker 1 (23:32):
Huh oh, y'all, it is time and we go two
over time our ride? All right? All right, all right?
In an eleven to eleven, here we go, adding on.
I hope you all went on the over all right
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to me? All right, y'all. Now this is only fifth
teen seconds half the time we have on a full round.
Gonna go by quick? Say we can set all right? Ready,
Tammy picking up on that last one, go a pocket
book is what? Yeah? Uh huh? A boat will blank
on the water. It won't sink, it will yeah, uh huh.
(24:19):
All right, wear this on your head where a uh huh?
That is a blank sofa. It turns into a bed.
Sleep sleep, yeah you got it? Yeah, ride four on
the board.
Speaker 2 (24:36):
Yes, all right, yes, she said sleep, oh yes, yeah.
Speaker 4 (24:40):
Uh.
Speaker 1 (24:40):
She was getting to going. That's right, Babby. You don't
question yourself. Roger and Tater four will force double over time.
Five will win it and set a new overtime record.
Tator man, all right, Roger ready, buddy.
Speaker 2 (24:57):
These are words dealing with babies. You're mixing them up.
Speaker 1 (25:01):
I sell a mixed bag of your runs. All right,
fifteen seconds Roger and Tater ready.
Speaker 5 (25:08):
Go all right?
Speaker 2 (25:09):
You honked this on your car?
Speaker 9 (25:10):
Honk the you You turn this down when it's hot outside, cools?
What's the letters?
Speaker 5 (25:22):
Yeah? Yeah, this is ac.
Speaker 1 (25:27):
Stars you a little bit. Tammy wins four to two overtime.
Speaker 4 (25:31):
What a game?
Speaker 1 (25:36):
Twenty six to twenty four was the final score?
Speaker 2 (25:42):
Right? It sounds like we played for a while.
Speaker 1 (25:45):
No, no, no, not that good map. Anyway, it was
a lot of fun. What a lot Not as much, Roger.
We'll hook you up in a little bit down the road. Buddy.
We appreciate you. You are player, my man.
Speaker 2 (25:58):
I blame you Eddie for doing his math in third grade.
Speaker 1 (26:03):
Tann Mom. We appreciate you. Oh, thank you.
Speaker 3 (26:08):
I had so much fun.
Speaker 1 (26:09):
Thank you. Good morning. Big shows on the radio. BA
request from Ungo Susie Fleming on a Rowano, Virginia. Susie says,
heard you guys talking about Rayford? Can we hear him
read the poem about older dogs? All right, it's our
perfect Raford money. We're kicking off remembering Rayford, raves and
(26:31):
Susie you got it. Won a minute, mister Robert D.
Raford coming up next. It's a big show on the radio.
(27:01):
We get MIID request time around this time on through Friday.
I get it out to hit us up on the
John Boon Miller Facebook page. As he is waiting to
get it in there, Susie Fleming got a rowin Ope, Virginia.
Here's your request.
Speaker 6 (27:17):
Older dogs getting older? Notice how the Knights are colder?
Little Solace in the dawn, save a weary stretch and
a yawn. Older dogs not as agile. Bones and joints
seem frail and fragile. No longer runs to fetch a toy.
A simple walk replaced that joy. Older dogs with vision
(27:38):
fading still makes out his master's sheeting. Green head seeks
gentle hand, seems to slow times shifting sound. Older dogs
have trouble hearing deer and duck and nearby clearing. But
older dogs still can tell who comes and goes by
sniff and smell. Older dogs might not remember if it's
(27:58):
May or November. Often forget familiar ways. Confusion comes with
hair that grays. Older dogs need much more petting for
some day. You may be regretting the absence of that
loyal friend who gave their heart until the end. Older
dogs and getting older, I notice two the night is colder.
(28:20):
I know what you're going through because I'm an older
dog like you. How about that.
Speaker 1 (28:27):
You want Big Show's on the radio from the Big
(28:53):
Box at the Big Show dot com Cadbury see keywords Carler.
If you'd like you roll it, come on cad Berry.
After this stop we gotta go. Drop off Hanson's prescription.
Oh you're gonna make an old timer.
Speaker 5 (29:12):
Slowly but surely, sah.
Speaker 1 (29:15):
Miss Lily will fix you right up. She's a miracle worker.
Speaker 5 (29:18):
Oh I hope so, sir.
Speaker 1 (29:21):
Not just anybody can perform the miracle of deep tissue massage.
Miss Lily has been honing her craft for over a decade.
Her hands are instruments of ultimate healing, and she's dedicated
her life to relieving suffering. How noble and she's really built.
That sounds more like it's Oh, I can't believe you
(29:42):
threw you back out. A guy your age should be
more careful, Yes, a guy my age shouldn't be eluding
a hay truck either. You wanted to be more active,
I was just trying to help. A guy your age
should be getting more exercise, moderate exercise. No, three hundred
bales of alf halfa your own fault. You overdid it.
A guy your age should be smarter than that.
Speaker 5 (30:03):
Will you please stop saying a guy your age, sir,
I'm only fifty five.
Speaker 1 (30:08):
Fifty five? You know what that is in dog years?
Speaker 5 (30:11):
No, and neither do you, mister mathematics. No, out of
pit here, old boy.
Speaker 1 (30:18):
I brought your thermostake a load off and have a
drink of that camouflage team can the meal tea?
Speaker 5 (30:26):
That's not a bad idea.
Speaker 1 (30:28):
Sit down here?
Speaker 5 (30:33):
Ah ooh, that's the ticket, soothing and delicious.
Speaker 1 (30:38):
Sir, smells like a wet dog.
Speaker 5 (30:41):
I think that's your coloone.
Speaker 1 (30:42):
I'm not wearing cologne exactly. Oh boy, here she comes.
Hold on your hat, big bore. You are in for
a treat. We woo.
Speaker 2 (30:53):
Hello Stael, Hey.
Speaker 1 (30:55):
Miss Lily, I got you patient. This is my gentleman's
gentlemen cad Bear had Berby.
Speaker 2 (31:01):
How you appearing charmed?
Speaker 5 (31:04):
Madam? I'll give me for not standing. I only hope
your prowess in the art of rehabilitation has commensurate with
Sir's preponderance of flattery.
Speaker 2 (31:12):
Does he always talk like this?
Speaker 1 (31:14):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (31:15):
Hmmm, we were able? All right, mister Cadberry. Get on
the west and get on the table.
Speaker 7 (31:22):
All right.
Speaker 5 (31:22):
Let me just finish this tea here.
Speaker 1 (31:28):
Ah, here we are, sir.
Speaker 10 (31:31):
Would you give me a hand in standing please? Su're
begging a nice and easy now. Ah oh dear, Oh,
what's the matter.
Speaker 1 (31:41):
Oh what's wrong, mister Cadberry. Oh I'm terribly light headed.
Speaker 5 (31:48):
Oh oh, that's my fault. I probably shouldn't taken that
extra pain pill.
Speaker 1 (31:54):
Oh oh oh, what, sir, I didn't know you'd taken
your pills up put two in your tea. Oh sir,
why would you do that? Because you're so hardheaded about
taking your meds? You know a guy, you're a shut up.
Speaker 2 (32:10):
I right, mister cadbaby. Now that you're nice and wouz
and we wax, let's get you up on the table.
Speaker 1 (32:17):
Be gentle. This is my first time. Eh. We can
put this off till later if you want, when when
he's in an altered state. Let's just say he can
be a handful. That's what she said.
Speaker 2 (32:31):
Yeah, oh, you are a real wascu, ohn't you. I'm
sure he'll be fine, John boy, but you'll feed up
and let me do my Western digitation.
Speaker 1 (32:41):
Okay, don't say I didn't warn you.
Speaker 2 (32:43):
Come on, mister caadbaby, let's make you comfortable. Off with
your twavesers.
Speaker 5 (32:51):
Oh my, you are a full of little vixenadio cadbaby, waky, Yeah.
Speaker 2 (32:59):
Now what's stop by? We weaving pressure And while we're
back in buttocks.
Speaker 5 (33:04):
You break it. You bought it and it's already gonna
crack in it.
Speaker 1 (33:09):
Yeah, I told you oh my ooh uh oh, that
is delightful.
Speaker 2 (33:25):
It's all in the webbing flow, deep torqu motions.
Speaker 1 (33:30):
That is euphick.
Speaker 5 (33:32):
You must try it.
Speaker 1 (33:33):
Let me do it to you, cad Bird.
Speaker 2 (33:36):
I ah ah, nobody touches, Miss will.
Speaker 5 (33:39):
Be Yeah, perhaps a bit late for that. Your glorious
touch has awakened my connell passions.
Speaker 1 (33:47):
Wow is he on rugs? Yeah? I mean no, well
sort of. It'd taking two pain pills and I accidentally
put two others in his stee see.
Speaker 2 (33:58):
Oh dear, what he's owned pain pills? It's viagowa what.
Speaker 1 (34:07):
Holy crap? This is Hansome's prescription.
Speaker 2 (34:10):
The real part of is now mister Cadberry is a
most drug waized for a week.
Speaker 1 (34:16):
Oh, miss Lily, oh my baby, Oh my darling Catburry,
put your towel back on.
Speaker 2 (34:23):
I'm wanting you, mister Cadbury, keep your distance.
Speaker 1 (34:28):
What are you going to do?
Speaker 2 (34:29):
Keep me correct?
Speaker 1 (34:32):
All run in the carry on luggage.
Speaker 5 (34:34):
Boy, there's pain pills.
Speaker 1 (34:36):
Do work come to daddy?
Speaker 4 (34:40):
Do I?
Speaker 1 (34:41):
Thank you?
Speaker 8 (34:42):
Honey?
Speaker 1 (34:42):
Baby Cadbury? Stop?
Speaker 3 (34:48):
Will we?
Speaker 5 (34:49):
John boy? I can kick this up until it wears off.
Speaker 1 (34:54):
I can't hear him anymore, but can well? It looks
like his back feels better, but he'll be sore someplace
else in the morning.
Speaker 5 (35:05):
It's true.
Speaker 2 (35:06):
It's true.
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