July 3, 2025 • 37 mins
Thursday (pt 2 of 2): On today’s Late Riser’s Podcast, like most folks, we’ve got one foot out the door for the holiday weekend - so Duane Stomp has an important reminder before we go.. - We found a letter to Ask Ike stuck to the bottom of our mailbag - John Boy shares a few dumb classifieds found on FaceBook Marketplace.. - Now that we know President Trump’s Big Beautiful Bill is a done deal - adding “King Trump” to today’s lineup turned out to be a genius move!.. - and we’ll wrap things up with the Mayor of Dismal Seepage…
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Speaker 1 (00:01):
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it's home. I love hold God, everyone know that's lad
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Speaker 2 (00:15):
Oh honey, noah, God, I'm coming up every you No,
I know? Oh what? Good morning. It's a big hill
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the radio you listen.
Speaker 3 (01:00):
Uh.
Speaker 4 (01:01):
A few weeks ago, well, I had a carbcook in town,
had velvet Rodeo daggonator, all the crew out at Booker
Branch to have a little funk, some good food and
watching the baby dog Dams.
Speaker 2 (01:18):
On the table that never hurts.
Speaker 4 (01:20):
She was singing aside as she was singing, of course,
and with her man there Leah and Brian, and I'm
telling you about that.
Speaker 2 (01:28):
You might have heard them.
Speaker 4 (01:29):
You can see them for yourself. Their season premiere on
the American Country Network ac N Heart streams brand new
TV series. We were telling you about it when they
were in the studio and it is premiering today. Joined
them on their tour bus.
Speaker 2 (01:51):
This is actually did y'all get on it while it
was at the Booger Branch? Did y'all got to think
on it? Did you anyway something? Locked down on their.
Speaker 4 (02:02):
Buses, they head the road to chase the neon dreams
of country stardom. Nashville's country music sweethearts will tugget your
heart strings as they try to make room for the
important things in life while managing.
Speaker 2 (02:15):
A career on the road. We got right up bout them.
I think they're gonna make it.
Speaker 4 (02:20):
Yeah, yeah, so good. I can't wait to say to
see that, so that y'all look for it. Heart Strings
on the American Country Network season premiere today, Good morning,
I got the Bige on the radio. Coming up, we
played Beating the Blonde. Hang on, We're getting ready for
(02:41):
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Speaker 2 (03:14):
Alright, let's do it.
Speaker 5 (03:15):
Okay, Dwayne, We're gonna try it once for you. Just
remember it now, introduce yourself and read what's on the
paper in front of you.
Speaker 6 (03:23):
You got it?
Speaker 7 (03:24):
Yeah, yeah, I got it.
Speaker 5 (03:26):
Okay, fine, Dwayne, stop substance abuse awareness campaign.
Speaker 8 (03:29):
This is take Ninewayne.
Speaker 7 (03:35):
Wayne is your cute right? Anytime? You're ready?
Speaker 5 (03:41):
Ready, Dwayne?
Speaker 7 (03:46):
Go o Hi. This is Dwayne Stump of Black Tooth Kids.
When you drink and drive?
Speaker 5 (03:55):
No, Dwayne, No, no, it's not when you drink and drive.
Speaker 7 (04:00):
Right right? Uh, let me do it again?
Speaker 4 (04:04):
Yeah, good idea.
Speaker 5 (04:06):
This is Dwayne stomp PSA.
Speaker 7 (04:08):
Take ten hy, This is Dwayne Stump when I drink
and drive. I'll cut Dwayne cut.
Speaker 5 (04:16):
Wait this spot is supposed to be against driving well intoxicated.
What never mind, We'll do it one more time and
remember say don't do drugs and if you must drink
this holiday weekend, don't drive. You got it?
Speaker 7 (04:32):
And I told you a guy?
Speaker 5 (04:34):
Fine, Dwayne stomp PSA take what is it?
Speaker 4 (04:37):
Eleven?
Speaker 7 (04:39):
Hey, I'm Dwayne Stomp telling you if you do drugs
this is a weekend, don't you're.
Speaker 5 (04:45):
Wrong again, Dwayne. It's don't do drugs. Don't do drugs.
Speaker 7 (04:49):
That's what I said.
Speaker 6 (04:50):
Oh it's not what I said.
Speaker 8 (04:53):
You come in this booth, I show you how close
it was.
Speaker 9 (04:55):
Sheer luck.
Speaker 5 (04:58):
We're gonna do it again. Say don't do drugs. If
you must drink this holiday weekend, do not drive. Take twelve.
Speaker 7 (05:09):
This is Dwayne's stun. Weekends are for drunks doing drugs.
Speaker 5 (05:16):
Okay, Dwayne, thank you very much for coming in. I
think with a little editing, we've got something we can use.
Speaker 7 (05:22):
Don't do drugs and if you must drink this holiday weekend,
don't drive.
Speaker 2 (05:29):
That Dwayne is helping a lot of people over here.
Speaker 10 (05:31):
They got the message out. We got the message.
Speaker 4 (05:33):
AI, y'all, let's play Beat the Blonde one eight hundred,
big show you told free Line. We'll get a contestant
and play next. Good Morning makes shows on ALREADYO rod
(06:09):
unto you Thursday Light a third Mayor.
Speaker 2 (06:13):
Dismal Seepage is our feature.
Speaker 4 (06:15):
Track on to make sure, bit Barking, we got something
going on this weekend as the Annual Independent Dance Festival.
Hark pronounces festival sometimes says the mark. I love the
way he talks, though he weren't dance fence that the
mid box at the Big Yo do Gomo games des
(06:36):
time to blake beating the bar. Let's meet the contestant.
Jeremy out of Vernon, Alabama.
Speaker 2 (06:44):
Good morning, Jeremy, Good morning, welcome Bardy. All right, well,
ask Marcy some questions. You agree or disagree.
Speaker 4 (06:51):
Hope you get too right before too wrong, and you
get the big old bert T County peanuts christ pipe.
Speaker 2 (06:57):
Okay, ok well, Marcy.
Speaker 4 (07:01):
Anthropologists have discovered pretty solid evidence of what actually is
the world's oldest profession.
Speaker 10 (07:09):
What is it a wench? Not a wench?
Speaker 6 (07:14):
Not?
Speaker 3 (07:15):
Okay?
Speaker 2 (07:15):
Is that like the woman type, not like you put
on your wheeler?
Speaker 10 (07:22):
Gosh, gosh, all right it is.
Speaker 2 (07:26):
I'd have had people to pull you out of a more.
Speaker 3 (07:30):
Solid evidence that the oldest profession was a hunter.
Speaker 2 (07:35):
A hunter, Jeremy, agree or disagree?
Speaker 4 (07:40):
I disagree? And yeah, the witch doctor or medicine man. Okay, well,
there's a bel Germany. Let's get one more here.
Speaker 10 (07:53):
I still think it's a wench.
Speaker 2 (07:56):
Marsie.
Speaker 4 (07:56):
You may have heard that the ancient Romans built large
inner two aimon venues and included vomitatorium.
Speaker 2 (08:03):
Who haven't heard that, Well, what were they used for.
Speaker 10 (08:07):
Going to the club?
Speaker 3 (08:08):
It's birthday club.
Speaker 10 (08:11):
I'm just striking out with you.
Speaker 3 (08:15):
At the entertainment venues. You used those to exit.
Speaker 4 (08:18):
You used the vomitatoriums to exit? All right, well, Jeremy,
agree or disagree?
Speaker 3 (08:28):
Disagree?
Speaker 2 (08:30):
Wow, Marty was right.
Speaker 4 (08:33):
They were passageways that allowed people to file in and
out quickly. They were not for vomiting. Maybe vomiting mean
is like to get out, you know, and the old
exit your body work, Marty, you're.
Speaker 10 (08:53):
Smart, Okay, never mind, you believe that, you believe.
Speaker 2 (09:03):
I'll take care Okay, we'll play beating the gray when.
Speaker 4 (09:06):
All right, Jeremy no maintainer?
Speaker 2 (09:11):
Yeah over he Well, bees feed.
Speaker 4 (09:14):
From water that's been artificially sweetened with sweet and low.
Speaker 10 (09:19):
Only the bees that are on a diet.
Speaker 2 (09:23):
I know, like that that was good bees on the diet. Alright?
Speaker 3 (09:29):
Hey, yes, yes, bees will drink the artificially sweetened stuff.
Speaker 4 (09:33):
Yes, Jeremy Taylor says, yeah, bees will drink water with
sweet and low.
Speaker 2 (09:37):
Agree or disagree, I'm gonna disagree. Wow, they will not
drink water. Well, drink.
Speaker 3 (09:50):
Sorry, I'm like I can see how he took his
multiple choice just see every time I disagree, disagree.
Speaker 4 (09:55):
Good work, Jeremy Bertie County peanuts fries back head down.
Speaker 2 (09:59):
The fir heard him for your.
Speaker 8 (10:01):
First time, calling all.
Speaker 2 (10:03):
Right you were money work.
Speaker 4 (10:13):
Jump out cut you up on your k news on
the other side, remembering Rayford grays love as you say,
we got thank guy.
Speaker 11 (10:21):
You don't know.
Speaker 2 (10:52):
Good morning the big shows on the radio.
Speaker 4 (10:56):
Four dollars gallon gasoline doesn't seem to keep any cars
off the Rayford remembers when gasoline.
Speaker 2 (11:02):
Was ration and that sure did.
Speaker 8 (11:06):
Of course, we don't have a gas shortage. Yes, it's
costs it all going much. Remember during the war World
War two, and I as a teenager, war didn't affect
us so much, so safe and sound and prosperous. Coming
out of the economic depression of the thirties, we had cars,
usually only one to a family back then such thing
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as teenagers with cars like me, we drove tractors in
the field before we were old enough to drive cars
on the highways. So when you got old enough to drive,
gasoline rationing was a problem. You really had to have
a reason to drive, and driving that car on a
date was a special privilege. We could get a few
ration stamps if we had access to a car, and girls,
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girls would see Russian stamps as a way to get
special dates like take me to the dance of the
Pine Tavern and I'll get you some gas stamps. And
with gasoline about seven teen cents of gallon. The price
of the gas wasn't a problem and you didn't go far,
none of that drive into the nearest big city. It
was to the dance and to a drive in for
a coke and a hamburger. After that you park it
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and everybody had a favorite deserted place. Well, like I said,
don't get me started on the days back then. That's
what it was like on the home front.
Speaker 11 (12:23):
Robert D.
Speaker 8 (12:24):
Rayford remembering those days. You're on the John Boy and
Billy Show.
Speaker 4 (12:55):
Good Thursday morning, July third, Happy Independence Day. Can I
groute you to be wigging you up first thing on tomorrow.
You'll make cover when you're moving around up there. Right now,
let's turn it over to mister Rubarb.
Speaker 2 (13:13):
Thank you give me the beat.
Speaker 9 (13:16):
Hello, boys and girls, this is mister Rubarb, the headmaster
of Carpool University. For those of you that farted around
in class all year, Welcome to carpool you summer school.
We do what we can to keep you from turning
into a mouth breathing moron between now the beginning of
fall semester. Well, since the fourth of July is right
(13:40):
around the corner, today's topic is a quick refresher course
in American history. Let me preach about it. July fourth
is Independence Day. A long time ago, America was run
by a country called England. But one day a bunch
of Americans got tired of that crap and fall a
war against England to win our freedom. Just think, if
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those brave early Americans hadn't decided to stand up and fight,
today would all still be speaking English.
Speaker 2 (14:12):
There were a lot of different in the alerty years
of America.
Speaker 9 (14:16):
There were yes, okay, how along with it, black people
had to work really hard without getting paid. It was
called slavery, and it was a very bad thing. But
President Abraham Lincoln put an end to slavery. Now it's
against the law to make somebody work without getting paid,
although a part time shift at McDonald's comes pretty close.
(14:39):
In the middle of the twentieth century, America fought a
big war against the Germans and the Japanese, who said
they were going to take over America. But after we
won the war, the only part of America the Germans
and the Japanese were able to take over was the
car business. One of the most important things in America
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is ed VA. We make sure everybody had a chance
to go to school. Some of the smartest people in
the world have been Americans, great writers, scientists, and lots
of inventors. Americans invented stuff like the light bulb, and
the telephone and the airplane. Then somebody invented TV and
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America started getting stupider again. Today, America is still the
land of freedom, but we're not perfect. There are still
things we could do a lot better, like getting along
with people who are a different color than us, and
helping everybody find a good job, and making the NFL
quit acting like it's our fault when one of their
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football players hits a girl. But America is the land
of the free, where we can say whatever we want
until we say the wrong thing and have to close
our Twitter account, where we can get on a TV
show even if we don't have any talent, and if
we're not as successful as we want to be, we
can change our name to Caitlin and start all over again. Yes,
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this is America where the men are men, and sometimes
so were the women. There's a lot more to the
story of America. But since this is summer school and
I don't really want to be here any more than
you do, let's knock all For the rest of the day.
You can learn a lot more about America thanks to
another great thing we invented YouTube. When you finish learning stuff,
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you can also use it to watch cats play the
piano and fat guys get hitting the nuggets. Just two
more of the great things about this great country. And
that's it for carpool you summer school until next time.
This is mister Rhubarb saying. This is mister Rhubarb. Happy
Independence Day, God bless America and quit ruining my life.
Speaker 4 (16:56):
Good morning, Big shows on a radio and more big
show right around the corner.
Speaker 2 (17:00):
Good morning, This.
Speaker 12 (17:02):
Is big Show Plastic Surgeon, Doctor Holland p Wins, I
fixed Jackie Twins, Randy Butt, and Smarty Morty's Massive Man Hooters.
Next up on the John Boy and Billy Big Show Life.
Oh for John Boy shin extensions for Billy and Tata. Sorry,
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but a brain transplanted a little lot of my league.
But I'll take a whack at it.
Speaker 6 (17:30):
I mean, what could it he?
Speaker 4 (18:11):
Good morning, that's a big show on the radio. You
having a birthday today? Happy Independence Day? Baby, you're right
there on it.
Speaker 2 (18:20):
In July the third Sharon Woman actor Tom Cruise. How
about the hew old you think Cruise? I tell you
you probably know Jagie. You know how Tom Cruise the
same age as me. That's how I know.
Speaker 4 (18:33):
God sixty three years old. Yep, he's still doing his
own stunts.
Speaker 2 (18:40):
Missingdiculous.
Speaker 3 (18:41):
I think that last movie he was hanging off a
plane again.
Speaker 2 (18:45):
Now it's way over the top. This time it looked
like he was jumping off an aircraft carrier. That was
like really himing the Oceander's off him.
Speaker 3 (18:53):
Yeah, he'll he'll jump with the camera like he'll hand he'll.
Speaker 2 (18:55):
Hold it up, parachuted and had the parachute lit on fire.
Yeah the movie.
Speaker 4 (19:03):
Yeah, And I know he can like really fly a plane.
I think he was flying like like like a real jet.
You know when he was doing top gun stuff, right,
he owns one.
Speaker 3 (19:14):
You'll see interviews with him and it'll be like whatever
the stunt or whatever the character has coming up, if
he doesn't know how to do it, he will learn
so that he is the one doing it, and it's
just he absorbs it all he loves.
Speaker 4 (19:26):
I got to give him respect, I mean, because that
there are just not many Hollywood superstars that go that far.
Thinking if I would have just applied myself and really tried,
I'm gonna accomplish.
Speaker 2 (19:40):
All Right, Well, I'm just gonna.
Speaker 10 (19:43):
Years older than him.
Speaker 4 (19:43):
You can start. Yeah, I'm gonna do my own stunts
on the radio. I've been doing that for years.
Speaker 3 (19:50):
He hasn't had a radio show for as.
Speaker 8 (19:52):
Long as you have.
Speaker 10 (19:54):
Yeah, yeah, he had done that.
Speaker 2 (19:56):
Loser, do something.
Speaker 4 (20:04):
I think we can move on here because we got
some wordy word to play. You know that always takes
a lot out of me. Alrighty Big show rolls on
Good Morning Big Shows on the radio. Coming up, we
play wordy word for a high quality signature series American
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Speaker 2 (20:27):
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the time to fly loud and proud the American flag.
Here July the fourth, just look for the link condor
flags when you hit the big show dot com. All right, yes, sEH,
I got a little right here. Oh I'd have a
little happy music. Hey, looking for summer jobs, Lou Yoga
(20:55):
know me about the church bulletin bloopers. But it's kind
of a kid that these are actual classified ads from
Facebook marketplace.
Speaker 2 (21:06):
All right, check these out.
Speaker 4 (21:08):
Waitress wanted must be eighteen years old with twenty years experience.
Speaker 2 (21:13):
Well, there's a tract that's.
Speaker 4 (21:16):
Now hiring cemetery superintendent. The ideal candidate must be able
to supervise in a fast paced environment. Our lady of
Mercy Preschool is in need of a two year old
teacher by training experience A plus. I wanted scuba diving instructor.
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No experience necessary. I took lessons from that gay recruitment coordinator.
You will assist in the day to day ruining of
the team.
Speaker 2 (21:54):
Is that from the Panthers.
Speaker 4 (21:57):
Cab drivers wanted have good driving and criminal record. Job
offer to cook people with or without experiences. Piano player
wanted must have knowledge of opening clams.
Speaker 2 (22:16):
I don't know, all right.
Speaker 4 (22:24):
And finally, now hiring cashier cannot look like skeletor from
he man. Good luck out there, Okay, thank you, all right,
let's play worthy word one eight hundred. Make sure you
told free line. We're gonna couple contestants team up, play
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next good Thursday morning. There's a big show on the radio.
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Visit the Big Show dot com. When they get the
chance there, they would have my wonderful fame, pur my
heart home. One of our favorite charities here as we
had George Independence day of weekend. Think about that.
Speaker 2 (23:32):
They got on their concrects. Money can't get do them?
Speaker 6 (23:35):
I call you. Let's dook.
Speaker 10 (23:36):
I went to everybody's head a bit the bed.
Speaker 2 (23:38):
Okat the birdie bird at a worthy bird.
Speaker 4 (23:41):
Let's meet a contestants. We got Pam out of bluntbeill Alabama.
Good morning, Pam, Good morning, longtime taller.
Speaker 2 (23:51):
Oh right, welcome in here, I tell you. And let's
say hey to Michael.
Speaker 4 (23:58):
He's out a mess or nothing for Gina, Good morning, Michael,
were good?
Speaker 2 (24:05):
All right?
Speaker 3 (24:06):
Michael and Mercy on a team, John Boyn.
Speaker 2 (24:12):
Pam on the other side.
Speaker 4 (24:13):
We'll do two rounds, y'all and baby items the word
tablet and title baby items.
Speaker 2 (24:22):
Alright, Michael, you relax, Pam. Let's see what we can do.
Are you ready? Yeah?
Speaker 4 (24:29):
Okay, alrighty wow, okay, uh start the clock. Now, this
is like a piece of clothing and it says not
a two, It is a blank blank?
Speaker 6 (24:46):
What do you say that?
Speaker 3 (24:47):
What the world is that?
Speaker 2 (24:49):
I don't know.
Speaker 4 (24:49):
It's like it's like one piece of clothing. And then
say I said one, I'm throwing away.
Speaker 6 (24:56):
All right.
Speaker 4 (24:56):
This is what you put around the baby's neck so
they slobber on it. Yeah, all right, baby blank? And
you do you do this to their butt? Baby with
baby what wow?
Speaker 2 (25:09):
White?
Speaker 4 (25:09):
Yeah, okay, let's go back to that very first one
of baby names.
Speaker 2 (25:15):
Yeah, go ahead, go ahead.
Speaker 6 (25:20):
All right.
Speaker 3 (25:20):
It's a piece of clothing that snaps between their legs
and they wear it.
Speaker 4 (25:29):
That's what I was trying to say. It's not a
toozy I put to say. See, I said one, like I.
Speaker 10 (25:38):
Think about it, so you know I did not have
a like that one at all, but two.
Speaker 4 (25:43):
And then we gave Michael one. So uh, let's say
what Taylor Michael can do with their thirty seconds? Ready Michael,
and go, okay.
Speaker 3 (25:55):
You put milk in this or their formula. You you
put this over your shoulder when you're patting.
Speaker 2 (26:02):
Them on the back.
Speaker 3 (26:04):
Oh h power up, Nope, keep going. It's like like
you make clothes out of this. It's a it's a
you said, burp, and it's a square.
Speaker 10 (26:17):
It's not a towel. Uh what what type of it's like?
Speaker 3 (26:25):
Oh?
Speaker 4 (26:26):
Man, I know it's been a long time in a
little baby. But he was all over and so let
me see I got he got a one on that one.
So it is tied up to the two. So let's
let's get back to the babies. All right, Pam, we
are up. Are you ready?
Speaker 2 (26:47):
Baby? No, if we're we're pegging up on that last one.
Hopefully you've been thinking and start the clock. Now, okay,
what is it?
Speaker 6 (26:57):
You know?
Speaker 2 (26:58):
The baby? Yeah, them on the back. You put this
on your shoulder. We know the first and it's not
a pad, it's a burp. What it's made of? This
what your clothes are made of? Yes, that's it, all right?
And now this is what you wrap them up in?
What blanket?
Speaker 6 (27:16):
Yeah?
Speaker 10 (27:17):
All right?
Speaker 2 (27:17):
This is what you're shaking their mouth and they suck. Yeah,
and this is where they sleep. Another word? No, where
your house?
Speaker 3 (27:27):
Come on? Man?
Speaker 4 (27:30):
Okay, three on the two and there's a five. So
Michael and Tata three will.
Speaker 2 (27:38):
Die, four will win. I'm worn out watching take it
up on last one?
Speaker 3 (27:44):
Go all right, you had to put it together and
they sleep in it. Yes, this is you put all
their stuff in this, and you carried around two words.
You put this on their their high knees, so they
don't they don't we Yeah, and so you carried around
with you. It's a blood diaper.
Speaker 2 (28:07):
It's a big old.
Speaker 10 (28:09):
It's a big thing.
Speaker 2 (28:10):
You carry it all around.
Speaker 10 (28:11):
You put all your stuff in it.
Speaker 2 (28:17):
They said it bag.
Speaker 6 (28:19):
What was that? Four on the.
Speaker 2 (28:23):
Four? Oh, okay, so Pam wins five to four. Wow,
ok I holding baby words out. I'm done with babies.
Speaker 12 (28:38):
Not a test on the.
Speaker 2 (28:42):
Hey, well that's a good game, y'all. Everybody whoever won,
hang on, take both of you and hang on. Jackie
s out.
Speaker 4 (28:48):
We're going out here. We appreciate y'all. Thank you so
much for playing within us.
Speaker 8 (28:53):
Thank you.
Speaker 4 (28:54):
Good morning Big shows on the radio. By request for
John Boy Robert Fisher out of Brunswick, Georgia. See what
you say, Robert, he said, Oh, Robert, one wordy word
yesterday it was on my team right yeah, and would
like to request King Trump. He just loves that one.
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All right, roberngratulations on your victory. Good morning, it's a
(29:45):
big show on the radio. Now we got my wordy
word partner and winner from yesterday, mister Robert Fisher out
of Brunswick, Georgia, or your request.
Speaker 11 (30:04):
King Trump. Now, when he was a young man, he
always thought he'd be sitting on a throne up in Washington,
d C.
Speaker 2 (30:16):
King Trump got a Bible from his Mammy, Holy Trump.
His hands are small and clammy boarded in New York City,
hair like Conway Twitty. Now people love to listen to
his speeches.
Speaker 11 (30:36):
He calls spokes losers and lion sons of beaches.
Speaker 2 (30:42):
Things that he's done rickles Rude. Trump likes bragging about
his pickle boarded in New York City hair like Conway Twitty.
Kaden Trump Trump, he says he's smart as hell.
Speaker 13 (31:00):
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common sense, mere well, trouble from his foods ain't got
no smell.
Speaker 2 (31:11):
I've got more ex wives that Sinatra.
Speaker 7 (31:14):
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Flump from.
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flipping flopping.
Speaker 2 (31:57):
Born in New York City, Harold Conway. He was born
in New York City and his hands I eat it by.
Speaker 4 (32:30):
Good morning, Big Show's already for your Independence weekend fun
you like this track? Dance fest is a key words
hit the big box at the Big Show dot Com.
There's always something exciting happening in Dismal Sleep in South Carolina,
and there to tell us all about it, the mayor himself,
the Honorable MERWINQ.
Speaker 2 (32:51):
Fiddle Swoop. Good morning, mister mayor.
Speaker 6 (32:54):
Good morning John Boy and all your wonderful listeners.
Speaker 2 (32:59):
What do you got don't tap it this week in Mayor?
Speaker 6 (33:02):
Thanks for asking, John Boy. As you know, the good
folks here in Dismal Seepage are real Americans, and there's
nothing that real Americans like more than celebrating our freedoms,
you know, while we still have them. So I'm proud
to announce our big Dismal Seepage fifteenth Annual Independence and
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it's happening this weekend.
Speaker 4 (33:24):
Well, nothing says pure Americana like a good small town
fourth or July festival.
Speaker 6 (33:31):
And how John Boy, and we're pulling out all the
stops on this one. The festival kicks off Saturday morning
with our Big America on parade down Main Street featuring
an all trombone marching band.
Speaker 2 (33:46):
That's kind of odd.
Speaker 6 (33:47):
Hold my beer, John Boy. All seventy six members are
dressed as steaks. They're called seventy six t bones.
Speaker 2 (33:59):
Like trombones from the Music Man.
Speaker 6 (34:02):
I don't know, I guess, But wait, there's more, John Boy.
We'll have special attractions all weekend long. We're bringing back
our most popular gimmicks from last year. The Amazing Patriot tag.
Speaker 2 (34:14):
Has something to do with a maze, I'm guessing.
Speaker 6 (34:16):
Oh, check out the big Brain on John Boy. It's
a big corn maze. And hidden in the maze are
several people dressed like red coats. They've all got a
big sign on their back that says kick me so
folks can get a taste of the time. We put
the boots to King George and his goon Ah.
Speaker 2 (34:33):
Sounds like he's gonna stopping to be your red coat.
Speaker 6 (34:35):
Getting all seventeen seventy six on the ass Yo who
can be Topical? We've got a big special event from
the galered Sartagine Art Academy called Color Me American. Using
only red, white and blue paint, our artists will create
living works of patriotic arts on the glorious canvas known
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as the Nude Human Body. The models provided by Chili
Nips Gentlemen's Club. Where It's so cold It's hot?
Speaker 2 (35:06):
Was this your idea?
Speaker 4 (35:07):
Mayor?
Speaker 6 (35:09):
Saturday Night is our Saturday Night is our big, big,
big Fight for Freedom event. It's pro wrestling and it's
most American wrestlers dressed as heroes taking on the great
villains of history.
Speaker 2 (35:23):
That's a great idea. So what's a card like?
Speaker 6 (35:26):
Well, George Washington takes on Mousey Ding Dong Dung. In
the opener, Ronald Reagan goes head to head with Uncle
Joe Stalin. The ladies are in action as Betsy Ross
and Eleanor Roosevelt face off in a tag team match
against Tokyo Rose and Matda Harry. And in the main event,
a steel cage match, The Donald takes on Carl Skid Marx.
Speaker 2 (35:48):
What who am I talking about?
Speaker 6 (35:50):
And this just in. This has just been confirmed. The
President will make an appearance.
Speaker 2 (35:55):
The real President of the United States.
Speaker 6 (35:57):
Now Trump was already booked, but the Gang and Hollywood
Hijiek's Animatronics is bringing the next best thing, a lifelike
animatronic Joe Biden robot.
Speaker 2 (36:11):
Wow. So how does it look?
Speaker 6 (36:13):
I'm telling you, it's like the real thing. The vacant stare,
the incoherent mumbling, the stupid comments. You can even see
the hair plugs. The patrons will be able to pose
for a picture with it, but watch out. Get too
close and it'll sniff your hair. Creepy true, Dad, my brother,
But I digress. Sunday night stick around for fireworks provided
by one thumb fit Finnegan Fireworks Extravagance alimited.
Speaker 2 (36:35):
It sounds like a slam pack weekend. Mayor well, not to.
Speaker 6 (36:39):
Mention, I'll also be kicking off my next re election
campaign with all sorts of buttons and banners and bumper stickers.
Don't be a stoop, vote fiddle swoop. I don't want
to toot my own horn, but you know too.
Speaker 2 (36:56):
I had to ask, but is.
Speaker 4 (36:57):
This whole weekend just a fundraising scheme for your re election,
So come.
Speaker 8 (37:04):
On down this.
Speaker 6 (37:06):
Fifty in Peddaff this weekend. I'll see you all there.
Speaker 4 (37:13):
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I think they're gonna make it.
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Yeah, yeah, so good. I can't wait to say to
see that, so that y'all look for it. Heart Strings
on the American Country Network season premiere today, Good morning,
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Speaker 2 (03:14):
Alright, let's do it.
Speaker 5 (03:15):
Okay, Dwayne, We're gonna try it once for you. Just
remember it now, introduce yourself and read what's on the
paper in front of you.
Speaker 6 (03:23):
You got it?
Speaker 7 (03:24):
Yeah, yeah, I got it.
Speaker 5 (03:26):
Okay, fine, Dwayne, stop substance abuse awareness campaign.
Speaker 8 (03:29):
This is take Ninewayne.
Speaker 7 (03:35):
Wayne is your cute right? Anytime? You're ready?
Speaker 5 (03:41):
Ready, Dwayne?
Speaker 7 (03:46):
Go o Hi. This is Dwayne Stump of Black Tooth Kids.
When you drink and drive?
Speaker 5 (03:55):
No, Dwayne, No, no, it's not when you drink and drive.
Speaker 7 (04:00):
Right right? Uh, let me do it again?
Speaker 4 (04:04):
Yeah, good idea.
Speaker 5 (04:06):
This is Dwayne stomp PSA.
Speaker 7 (04:08):
Take ten hy, This is Dwayne Stump when I drink
and drive. I'll cut Dwayne cut.
Speaker 5 (04:16):
Wait this spot is supposed to be against driving well intoxicated.
What never mind, We'll do it one more time and
remember say don't do drugs and if you must drink
this holiday weekend, don't drive. You got it?
Speaker 7 (04:32):
And I told you a guy?
Speaker 5 (04:34):
Fine, Dwayne stomp PSA take what is it?
Speaker 4 (04:37):
Eleven?
Speaker 7 (04:39):
Hey, I'm Dwayne Stomp telling you if you do drugs
this is a weekend, don't you're.
Speaker 5 (04:45):
Wrong again, Dwayne. It's don't do drugs. Don't do drugs.
Speaker 7 (04:49):
That's what I said.
Speaker 6 (04:50):
Oh it's not what I said.
Speaker 8 (04:53):
You come in this booth, I show you how close
it was.
Speaker 9 (04:55):
Sheer luck.
Speaker 5 (04:58):
We're gonna do it again. Say don't do drugs. If
you must drink this holiday weekend, do not drive. Take twelve.
Speaker 7 (05:09):
This is Dwayne's stun. Weekends are for drunks doing drugs.
Speaker 5 (05:16):
Okay, Dwayne, thank you very much for coming in. I
think with a little editing, we've got something we can use.
Speaker 7 (05:22):
Don't do drugs and if you must drink this holiday weekend,
don't drive.
Speaker 2 (05:29):
That Dwayne is helping a lot of people over here.
Speaker 10 (05:31):
They got the message out. We got the message.
Speaker 4 (05:33):
AI, y'all, let's play Beat the Blonde one eight hundred,
big show you told free Line. We'll get a contestant
and play next. Good Morning makes shows on ALREADYO rod
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unto you Thursday Light a third Mayor.
Speaker 2 (06:13):
Dismal Seepage is our feature.
Speaker 4 (06:15):
Track on to make sure, bit Barking, we got something
going on this weekend as the Annual Independent Dance Festival.
Hark pronounces festival sometimes says the mark. I love the
way he talks, though he weren't dance fence that the
mid box at the Big Yo do Gomo games des
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time to blake beating the bar. Let's meet the contestant.
Jeremy out of Vernon, Alabama.
Speaker 2 (06:44):
Good morning, Jeremy, Good morning, welcome Bardy. All right, well,
ask Marcy some questions. You agree or disagree.
Speaker 4 (06:51):
Hope you get too right before too wrong, and you
get the big old bert T County peanuts christ pipe.
Speaker 2 (06:57):
Okay, ok well, Marcy.
Speaker 4 (07:01):
Anthropologists have discovered pretty solid evidence of what actually is
the world's oldest profession.
Speaker 10 (07:09):
What is it a wench? Not a wench?
Speaker 6 (07:14):
Not?
Speaker 3 (07:15):
Okay?
Speaker 2 (07:15):
Is that like the woman type, not like you put
on your wheeler?
Speaker 10 (07:22):
Gosh, gosh, all right it is.
Speaker 2 (07:26):
I'd have had people to pull you out of a more.
Speaker 3 (07:30):
Solid evidence that the oldest profession was a hunter.
Speaker 2 (07:35):
A hunter, Jeremy, agree or disagree?
Speaker 4 (07:40):
I disagree? And yeah, the witch doctor or medicine man. Okay, well,
there's a bel Germany. Let's get one more here.
Speaker 10 (07:53):
I still think it's a wench.
Speaker 2 (07:56):
Marsie.
Speaker 4 (07:56):
You may have heard that the ancient Romans built large
inner two aimon venues and included vomitatorium.
Speaker 2 (08:03):
Who haven't heard that, Well, what were they used for.
Speaker 10 (08:07):
Going to the club?
Speaker 3 (08:08):
It's birthday club.
Speaker 10 (08:11):
I'm just striking out with you.
Speaker 3 (08:15):
At the entertainment venues. You used those to exit.
Speaker 4 (08:18):
You used the vomitatoriums to exit? All right, well, Jeremy,
agree or disagree?
Speaker 3 (08:28):
Disagree?
Speaker 2 (08:30):
Wow, Marty was right.
Speaker 4 (08:33):
They were passageways that allowed people to file in and
out quickly. They were not for vomiting. Maybe vomiting mean
is like to get out, you know, and the old
exit your body work, Marty, you're.
Speaker 10 (08:53):
Smart, Okay, never mind, you believe that, you believe.
Speaker 2 (09:03):
I'll take care Okay, we'll play beating the gray when.
Speaker 4 (09:06):
All right, Jeremy no maintainer?
Speaker 2 (09:11):
Yeah over he Well, bees feed.
Speaker 4 (09:14):
From water that's been artificially sweetened with sweet and low.
Speaker 10 (09:19):
Only the bees that are on a diet.
Speaker 2 (09:23):
I know, like that that was good bees on the diet. Alright?
Speaker 3 (09:29):
Hey, yes, yes, bees will drink the artificially sweetened stuff.
Speaker 4 (09:33):
Yes, Jeremy Taylor says, yeah, bees will drink water with
sweet and low.
Speaker 2 (09:37):
Agree or disagree, I'm gonna disagree. Wow, they will not
drink water. Well, drink.
Speaker 3 (09:50):
Sorry, I'm like I can see how he took his
multiple choice just see every time I disagree, disagree.
Speaker 4 (09:55):
Good work, Jeremy Bertie County peanuts fries back head down.
Speaker 2 (09:59):
The fir heard him for your.
Speaker 8 (10:01):
First time, calling all.
Speaker 2 (10:03):
Right you were money work.
Speaker 4 (10:13):
Jump out cut you up on your k news on
the other side, remembering Rayford grays love as you say,
we got thank guy.
Speaker 11 (10:21):
You don't know.
Speaker 2 (10:52):
Good morning the big shows on the radio.
Speaker 4 (10:56):
Four dollars gallon gasoline doesn't seem to keep any cars
off the Rayford remembers when gasoline.
Speaker 2 (11:02):
Was ration and that sure did.
Speaker 8 (11:06):
Of course, we don't have a gas shortage. Yes, it's
costs it all going much. Remember during the war World
War two, and I as a teenager, war didn't affect
us so much, so safe and sound and prosperous. Coming
out of the economic depression of the thirties, we had cars,
usually only one to a family back then such thing
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as teenagers with cars like me, we drove tractors in
the field before we were old enough to drive cars
on the highways. So when you got old enough to drive,
gasoline rationing was a problem. You really had to have
a reason to drive, and driving that car on a
date was a special privilege. We could get a few
ration stamps if we had access to a car, and girls,
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girls would see Russian stamps as a way to get
special dates like take me to the dance of the
Pine Tavern and I'll get you some gas stamps. And
with gasoline about seven teen cents of gallon. The price
of the gas wasn't a problem and you didn't go far,
none of that drive into the nearest big city. It
was to the dance and to a drive in for
a coke and a hamburger. After that you park it
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and everybody had a favorite deserted place. Well, like I said,
don't get me started on the days back then. That's
what it was like on the home front.
Speaker 11 (12:23):
Robert D.
Speaker 8 (12:24):
Rayford remembering those days. You're on the John Boy and
Billy Show.
Speaker 4 (12:55):
Good Thursday morning, July third, Happy Independence Day. Can I
groute you to be wigging you up first thing on tomorrow.
You'll make cover when you're moving around up there. Right now,
let's turn it over to mister Rubarb.
Speaker 2 (13:13):
Thank you give me the beat.
Speaker 9 (13:16):
Hello, boys and girls, this is mister Rubarb, the headmaster
of Carpool University. For those of you that farted around
in class all year, Welcome to carpool you summer school.
We do what we can to keep you from turning
into a mouth breathing moron between now the beginning of
fall semester. Well, since the fourth of July is right
(13:40):
around the corner, today's topic is a quick refresher course
in American history. Let me preach about it. July fourth
is Independence Day. A long time ago, America was run
by a country called England. But one day a bunch
of Americans got tired of that crap and fall a
war against England to win our freedom. Just think, if
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those brave early Americans hadn't decided to stand up and fight,
today would all still be speaking English.
Speaker 2 (14:12):
There were a lot of different in the alerty years
of America.
Speaker 9 (14:16):
There were yes, okay, how along with it, black people
had to work really hard without getting paid. It was
called slavery, and it was a very bad thing. But
President Abraham Lincoln put an end to slavery. Now it's
against the law to make somebody work without getting paid,
although a part time shift at McDonald's comes pretty close.
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In the middle of the twentieth century, America fought a
big war against the Germans and the Japanese, who said
they were going to take over America. But after we
won the war, the only part of America the Germans
and the Japanese were able to take over was the
car business. One of the most important things in America
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is ed VA. We make sure everybody had a chance
to go to school. Some of the smartest people in
the world have been Americans, great writers, scientists, and lots
of inventors. Americans invented stuff like the light bulb, and
the telephone and the airplane. Then somebody invented TV and
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America started getting stupider again. Today, America is still the
land of freedom, but we're not perfect. There are still
things we could do a lot better, like getting along
with people who are a different color than us, and
helping everybody find a good job, and making the NFL
quit acting like it's our fault when one of their
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football players hits a girl. But America is the land
of the free, where we can say whatever we want
until we say the wrong thing and have to close
our Twitter account, where we can get on a TV
show even if we don't have any talent, and if
we're not as successful as we want to be, we
can change our name to Caitlin and start all over again. Yes,
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this is America where the men are men, and sometimes
so were the women. There's a lot more to the
story of America. But since this is summer school and
I don't really want to be here any more than
you do, let's knock all For the rest of the day.
You can learn a lot more about America thanks to
another great thing we invented YouTube. When you finish learning stuff,
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you can also use it to watch cats play the
piano and fat guys get hitting the nuggets. Just two
more of the great things about this great country. And
that's it for carpool you summer school until next time.
This is mister Rhubarb saying. This is mister Rhubarb. Happy
Independence Day, God bless America and quit ruining my life.
Speaker 4 (16:56):
Good morning, Big shows on a radio and more big
show right around the corner.
Speaker 2 (17:00):
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but a brain transplanted a little lot of my league.
But I'll take a whack at it.
Speaker 6 (17:30):
I mean, what could it he?
Speaker 4 (18:11):
Good morning, that's a big show on the radio. You
having a birthday today? Happy Independence Day? Baby, you're right
there on it.
Speaker 2 (18:20):
In July the third Sharon Woman actor Tom Cruise. How
about the hew old you think Cruise? I tell you
you probably know Jagie. You know how Tom Cruise the
same age as me. That's how I know.
Speaker 4 (18:33):
God sixty three years old. Yep, he's still doing his
own stunts.
Speaker 2 (18:40):
Missingdiculous.
Speaker 3 (18:41):
I think that last movie he was hanging off a
plane again.
Speaker 2 (18:45):
Now it's way over the top. This time it looked
like he was jumping off an aircraft carrier. That was
like really himing the Oceander's off him.
Speaker 3 (18:53):
Yeah, he'll he'll jump with the camera like he'll hand he'll.
Speaker 2 (18:55):
Hold it up, parachuted and had the parachute lit on fire.
Yeah the movie.
Speaker 4 (19:03):
Yeah, And I know he can like really fly a plane.
I think he was flying like like like a real jet.
You know when he was doing top gun stuff, right,
he owns one.
Speaker 3 (19:14):
You'll see interviews with him and it'll be like whatever
the stunt or whatever the character has coming up, if
he doesn't know how to do it, he will learn
so that he is the one doing it, and it's
just he absorbs it all he loves.
Speaker 4 (19:26):
I got to give him respect, I mean, because that
there are just not many Hollywood superstars that go that far.
Thinking if I would have just applied myself and really tried,
I'm gonna accomplish.
Speaker 2 (19:40):
All Right, Well, I'm just gonna.
Speaker 10 (19:43):
Years older than him.
Speaker 4 (19:43):
You can start. Yeah, I'm gonna do my own stunts
on the radio. I've been doing that for years.
Speaker 3 (19:50):
He hasn't had a radio show for as.
Speaker 8 (19:52):
Long as you have.
Speaker 10 (19:54):
Yeah, yeah, he had done that.
Speaker 2 (19:56):
Loser, do something.
Speaker 4 (20:04):
I think we can move on here because we got
some wordy word to play. You know that always takes
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little happy music. Hey, looking for summer jobs, Lou Yoga
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know me about the church bulletin bloopers. But it's kind
of a kid that these are actual classified ads from
Facebook marketplace.
Speaker 2 (21:06):
All right, check these out.
Speaker 4 (21:08):
Waitress wanted must be eighteen years old with twenty years experience.
Speaker 2 (21:13):
Well, there's a tract that's.
Speaker 4 (21:16):
Now hiring cemetery superintendent. The ideal candidate must be able
to supervise in a fast paced environment. Our lady of
Mercy Preschool is in need of a two year old
teacher by training experience A plus. I wanted scuba diving instructor.
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No experience necessary. I took lessons from that gay recruitment coordinator.
You will assist in the day to day ruining of
the team.
Speaker 2 (21:54):
Is that from the Panthers.
Speaker 4 (21:57):
Cab drivers wanted have good driving and criminal record. Job
offer to cook people with or without experiences. Piano player
wanted must have knowledge of opening clams.
Speaker 2 (22:16):
I don't know, all right.
Speaker 4 (22:24):
And finally, now hiring cashier cannot look like skeletor from
he man. Good luck out there, Okay, thank you, all right,
let's play worthy word one eight hundred. Make sure you
told free line. We're gonna couple contestants team up, play
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next good Thursday morning. There's a big show on the radio.
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They got on their concrects. Money can't get do them?
Speaker 6 (23:35):
I call you. Let's dook.
Speaker 10 (23:36):
I went to everybody's head a bit the bed.
Speaker 2 (23:38):
Okat the birdie bird at a worthy bird.
Speaker 4 (23:41):
Let's meet a contestants. We got Pam out of bluntbeill Alabama.
Good morning, Pam, Good morning, longtime taller.
Speaker 2 (23:51):
Oh right, welcome in here, I tell you. And let's
say hey to Michael.
Speaker 4 (23:58):
He's out a mess or nothing for Gina, Good morning, Michael,
were good?
Speaker 2 (24:05):
All right?
Speaker 3 (24:06):
Michael and Mercy on a team, John Boyn.
Speaker 2 (24:12):
Pam on the other side.
Speaker 4 (24:13):
We'll do two rounds, y'all and baby items the word
tablet and title baby items.
Speaker 2 (24:22):
Alright, Michael, you relax, Pam. Let's see what we can do.
Are you ready? Yeah?
Speaker 4 (24:29):
Okay, alrighty wow, okay, uh start the clock. Now, this
is like a piece of clothing and it says not
a two, It is a blank blank?
Speaker 6 (24:46):
What do you say that?
Speaker 3 (24:47):
What the world is that?
Speaker 2 (24:49):
I don't know.
Speaker 4 (24:49):
It's like it's like one piece of clothing. And then
say I said one, I'm throwing away.
Speaker 6 (24:56):
All right.
Speaker 4 (24:56):
This is what you put around the baby's neck so
they slobber on it. Yeah, all right, baby blank? And
you do you do this to their butt? Baby with
baby what wow?
Speaker 2 (25:09):
White?
Speaker 4 (25:09):
Yeah, okay, let's go back to that very first one
of baby names.
Speaker 2 (25:15):
Yeah, go ahead, go ahead.
Speaker 6 (25:20):
All right.
Speaker 3 (25:20):
It's a piece of clothing that snaps between their legs
and they wear it.
Speaker 4 (25:29):
That's what I was trying to say. It's not a
toozy I put to say. See, I said one, like I.
Speaker 10 (25:38):
Think about it, so you know I did not have
a like that one at all, but two.
Speaker 4 (25:43):
And then we gave Michael one. So uh, let's say
what Taylor Michael can do with their thirty seconds? Ready Michael,
and go, okay.
Speaker 3 (25:55):
You put milk in this or their formula. You you
put this over your shoulder when you're patting.
Speaker 2 (26:02):
Them on the back.
Speaker 3 (26:04):
Oh h power up, Nope, keep going. It's like like
you make clothes out of this. It's a it's a
you said, burp, and it's a square.
Speaker 10 (26:17):
It's not a towel. Uh what what type of it's like?
Speaker 3 (26:25):
Oh?
Speaker 4 (26:26):
Man, I know it's been a long time in a
little baby. But he was all over and so let
me see I got he got a one on that one.
So it is tied up to the two. So let's
let's get back to the babies. All right, Pam, we
are up. Are you ready?
Speaker 2 (26:47):
Baby? No, if we're we're pegging up on that last one.
Hopefully you've been thinking and start the clock. Now, okay,
what is it?
Speaker 6 (26:57):
You know?
Speaker 2 (26:58):
The baby? Yeah, them on the back. You put this
on your shoulder. We know the first and it's not
a pad, it's a burp. What it's made of? This
what your clothes are made of? Yes, that's it, all right?
And now this is what you wrap them up in?
What blanket?
Speaker 6 (27:16):
Yeah?
Speaker 10 (27:17):
All right?
Speaker 2 (27:17):
This is what you're shaking their mouth and they suck. Yeah,
and this is where they sleep. Another word? No, where
your house?
Speaker 3 (27:27):
Come on? Man?
Speaker 4 (27:30):
Okay, three on the two and there's a five. So
Michael and Tata three will.
Speaker 2 (27:38):
Die, four will win. I'm worn out watching take it
up on last one?
Speaker 3 (27:44):
Go all right, you had to put it together and
they sleep in it. Yes, this is you put all
their stuff in this, and you carried around two words.
You put this on their their high knees, so they
don't they don't we Yeah, and so you carried around
with you. It's a blood diaper.
Speaker 2 (28:07):
It's a big old.
Speaker 10 (28:09):
It's a big thing.
Speaker 2 (28:10):
You carry it all around.
Speaker 10 (28:11):
You put all your stuff in it.
Speaker 2 (28:17):
They said it bag.
Speaker 6 (28:19):
What was that? Four on the.
Speaker 2 (28:23):
Four? Oh, okay, so Pam wins five to four. Wow,
ok I holding baby words out. I'm done with babies.
Speaker 12 (28:38):
Not a test on the.
Speaker 2 (28:42):
Hey, well that's a good game, y'all. Everybody whoever won,
hang on, take both of you and hang on. Jackie
s out.
Speaker 4 (28:48):
We're going out here. We appreciate y'all. Thank you so
much for playing within us.
Speaker 8 (28:53):
Thank you.
Speaker 4 (28:54):
Good morning Big shows on the radio. By request for
John Boy Robert Fisher out of Brunswick, Georgia. See what
you say, Robert, he said, Oh, Robert, one wordy word
yesterday it was on my team right yeah, and would
like to request King Trump. He just loves that one.
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big show on the radio. Now we got my wordy
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of Brunswick, Georgia, or your request.
Speaker 11 (30:04):
King Trump. Now, when he was a young man, he
always thought he'd be sitting on a throne up in Washington,
d C.
Speaker 2 (30:16):
King Trump got a Bible from his Mammy, Holy Trump.
His hands are small and clammy boarded in New York City,
hair like Conway Twitty. Now people love to listen to
his speeches.
Speaker 11 (30:36):
He calls spokes losers and lion sons of beaches.
Speaker 2 (30:42):
Things that he's done rickles Rude. Trump likes bragging about
his pickle boarded in New York City hair like Conway Twitty.
Kaden Trump Trump, he says he's smart as hell.
Speaker 13 (31:00):
Rob He danced on this in hell from from bit
common sense, mere well, trouble from his foods ain't got
no smell.
Speaker 2 (31:11):
I've got more ex wives that Sinatra.
Speaker 7 (31:14):
He trumping trouble from from from from.
Speaker 2 (31:21):
From swimming pools, from from from from from from the star,
from from from.
Speaker 6 (31:32):
Flump from.
Speaker 11 (31:36):
And his hair is perfect even trumping. Now on you
think my head is up my rump. I know he's
probably crazy, but I'm voting Buck. Ain't Trump Trump. His
momentum just ain't stopping. He ain't problem even when he's
(31:56):
flipping flopping.
Speaker 2 (31:57):
Born in New York City, Harold Conway. He was born
in New York City and his hands I eat it by.
Speaker 4 (32:30):
Good morning, Big Show's already for your Independence weekend fun
you like this track? Dance fest is a key words
hit the big box at the Big Show dot Com.
There's always something exciting happening in Dismal Sleep in South Carolina,
and there to tell us all about it, the mayor himself,
the Honorable MERWINQ.
Speaker 2 (32:51):
Fiddle Swoop. Good morning, mister mayor.
Speaker 6 (32:54):
Good morning John Boy and all your wonderful listeners.
Speaker 2 (32:59):
What do you got don't tap it this week in Mayor?
Speaker 6 (33:02):
Thanks for asking, John Boy. As you know, the good
folks here in Dismal Seepage are real Americans, and there's
nothing that real Americans like more than celebrating our freedoms,
you know, while we still have them. So I'm proud
to announce our big Dismal Seepage fifteenth Annual Independence and
(33:22):
it's happening this weekend.
Speaker 4 (33:24):
Well, nothing says pure Americana like a good small town
fourth or July festival.
Speaker 6 (33:31):
And how John Boy, and we're pulling out all the
stops on this one. The festival kicks off Saturday morning
with our Big America on parade down Main Street featuring
an all trombone marching band.
Speaker 2 (33:46):
That's kind of odd.
Speaker 6 (33:47):
Hold my beer, John Boy. All seventy six members are
dressed as steaks. They're called seventy six t bones.
Speaker 2 (33:59):
Like trombones from the Music Man.
Speaker 6 (34:02):
I don't know, I guess, But wait, there's more, John Boy.
We'll have special attractions all weekend long. We're bringing back
our most popular gimmicks from last year. The Amazing Patriot tag.
Speaker 2 (34:14):
Has something to do with a maze, I'm guessing.
Speaker 6 (34:16):
Oh, check out the big Brain on John Boy. It's
a big corn maze. And hidden in the maze are
several people dressed like red coats. They've all got a
big sign on their back that says kick me so
folks can get a taste of the time. We put
the boots to King George and his goon Ah.
Speaker 2 (34:33):
Sounds like he's gonna stopping to be your red coat.
Speaker 6 (34:35):
Getting all seventeen seventy six on the ass Yo who
can be Topical? We've got a big special event from
the galered Sartagine Art Academy called Color Me American. Using
only red, white and blue paint, our artists will create
living works of patriotic arts on the glorious canvas known
(34:58):
as the Nude Human Body. The models provided by Chili
Nips Gentlemen's Club. Where It's so cold It's hot?
Speaker 2 (35:06):
Was this your idea?
Speaker 4 (35:07):
Mayor?
Speaker 6 (35:09):
Saturday Night is our Saturday Night is our big, big,
big Fight for Freedom event. It's pro wrestling and it's
most American wrestlers dressed as heroes taking on the great
villains of history.
Speaker 2 (35:23):
That's a great idea. So what's a card like?
Speaker 6 (35:26):
Well, George Washington takes on Mousey Ding Dong Dung. In
the opener, Ronald Reagan goes head to head with Uncle
Joe Stalin. The ladies are in action as Betsy Ross
and Eleanor Roosevelt face off in a tag team match
against Tokyo Rose and Matda Harry. And in the main event,
a steel cage match, The Donald takes on Carl Skid Marx.
Speaker 2 (35:48):
What who am I talking about?
Speaker 6 (35:50):
And this just in. This has just been confirmed. The
President will make an appearance.
Speaker 2 (35:55):
The real President of the United States.
Speaker 6 (35:57):
Now Trump was already booked, but the Gang and Hollywood
Hijiek's Animatronics is bringing the next best thing, a lifelike
animatronic Joe Biden robot.
Speaker 2 (36:11):
Wow. So how does it look?
Speaker 6 (36:13):
I'm telling you, it's like the real thing. The vacant stare,
the incoherent mumbling, the stupid comments. You can even see
the hair plugs. The patrons will be able to pose
for a picture with it, but watch out. Get too
close and it'll sniff your hair. Creepy true, Dad, my brother,
But I digress. Sunday night stick around for fireworks provided
by one thumb fit Finnegan Fireworks Extravagance alimited.
Speaker 2 (36:35):
It sounds like a slam pack weekend. Mayor well, not to.
Speaker 6 (36:39):
Mention, I'll also be kicking off my next re election
campaign with all sorts of buttons and banners and bumper stickers.
Don't be a stoop, vote fiddle swoop. I don't want
to toot my own horn, but you know too.
Speaker 2 (36:56):
I had to ask, but is.
Speaker 4 (36:57):
This whole weekend just a fundraising scheme for your re election,
So come.
Speaker 8 (37:04):
On down this.
Speaker 6 (37:06):
Fifty in Peddaff this weekend. I'll see you all there.
Speaker 4 (37:13):
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