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July 18, 2025 47 mins

Friday (pt 1 of 2): On today’s Late Riser’s Podcast,  we’ll fill a request for BR-549’s Andy Griffith tribute tune, “Me & Opie (down by the duckpond)”.. - Robert Earl Keen made us a special version of his song, “What I Really Mean” - we’ll give it a listen.. - Bob Ibach from Nikco Sports Memorabilia tells us about the Limited Edition Atlanta 2025 All-Star Game Bat Exclusive of 2025.. - John Boy gives away more of his “Wonderful Tings”.. - Tom Sorenson checks in about the slow news weeks in the world of sports.. - Married Man endures Drinking Buddy’s new TV deal.. - and Astronerd tries to lift himself up with a tribute song to himself…

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Yet Morning to Make show is on your radio.

Speaker 2 (00:03):
I'll tell you I've never seen anything like it in
my life. The sun's belly up.

Speaker 3 (00:06):
There's food everywhere flying through the air, and blights and
bowls and hands.

Speaker 4 (00:09):
People eat them with their fingers, their feet, other people's feet.

Speaker 1 (00:13):
It's unbelievable.

Speaker 4 (00:14):
OHI with the spreads, you can't imagine ribs and chickens
and biscuits and whold pigs and a great big sticky.

Speaker 2 (00:20):
That's what it's like at the Junt Boyar Bully Pig Show.
It's a buffet from start to finish. There should be
a cover charge.

Speaker 1 (00:25):
I'll tell you.

Speaker 2 (00:25):
The only thing missing napkins. I guess that's what your
shirt is for. You fainted like cleaning bill over my head.
You gonna eat that.

Speaker 1 (01:09):
Up and at them. It is Friday, moved to another
Friday here, but around the middle of summertime feels like
here on July the eighteenth National Sour Candy Day National
Caviard Day. Doesn't sound like that would go go together together.

Speaker 5 (01:29):
I don't think they're meant to go together, like peanut
butter and chocolate caviar.

Speaker 1 (01:33):
You haven't tried that a right, You just a taste.

Speaker 6 (01:38):
You know, it's like anchovy's times ten.

Speaker 1 (01:41):
On those alert. I just got to where I could
take a few anchovies on pizza.

Speaker 6 (01:48):
Anchovies are hard to determine the taste on because there's
so much salt for.

Speaker 1 (01:51):
The past caviar a little salty too.

Speaker 7 (01:55):
I just don't I'm I don't like the texture. And
then and they pop down like it.

Speaker 1 (02:00):
Cob Mountain, try to get me to eat some fish
eggs with a fish and Cal said, you know his
caveags and I ain't in the National Tropical Fruit as well.
So if you can't get to the tropics today, but
we got I'm sure there are some people listening to
the John Boy Billy Late Rogers podcast.

Speaker 7 (02:22):
On a beach somewhere.

Speaker 1 (02:23):
Somewhere, lucky. You know, we could be listening to us
live because of course, you can stream radio stations while
we're there anywhere in the world. Does that work anywhere? Yeah,
there's the internet, Yeah, yeah, all right, yeah.

Speaker 7 (02:36):
If you have the iHeartRadio app, you can.

Speaker 1 (02:38):
A lot of our listeners have been talking about that
through Jackie. You know, the station's come and go here
when you have, like so many has we have over
the years, so you know, sometimes you know what ifever
whatever reason. Some don't get it, some do, well, you know.

Speaker 5 (02:55):
I understood all of them. A lot of new cars,
a lot of new cars. Have you know Apple play
and ways to just link it all through.

Speaker 7 (03:05):
You get the app right there in a car.

Speaker 1 (03:07):
That's how I start listening to the podcast. You go
over every single word we do so we can learn
from them. Yeah, but I'm covered up here midsummer, so
don't worry about work. Yeah, we're awake. No, not big
shows on a radio morning. Got the Big Show on

(03:28):
the radio, Get our first prize, pack out and play four.
It's an assortment of small batch, handcooked peanuts from birdte
County Peanuts, a Southern tradition for over one hundred years.
They're packed with protein, a low end calories. They're heart healthy.
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five percent off, plus you get free shipping when you

(03:50):
shop online at bird Tea County Peanuts dot net or
look for the link we got it right there at
the Big Show dot com. Let's do three days in
history where well glean our categories from so you can
win aforementioned nuts. Nineteen thirteen, The Town Square in Lynchburg, Tennessee,

(04:10):
home of Jack Daniels whiskey burned to the ground for
the third time. Wow. After that, wooden structures were no
longer allowed in Lynchburg. I didn't care for y'all. That
was nineteen three or two. Well, the matches move up
to nineteen ninety nine. While looking for drugs in the

(04:31):
trunk of a car in Lawrence, Kansas, police found Joe
Stalk's brain. Stalt is a high school teacher and had
kept his brain in a large jar in his science classroom.
I'm confused. Yeah, it wasn't his brain. He owned the.

Speaker 7 (04:47):
Brain, so that's how it was his brain.

Speaker 1 (04:49):
Yeah, somebody swiped it like a year earlier, and I
guess they called it while looking for drugs. Hey, Joe
Sound's brain that.

Speaker 8 (05:00):
I only own.

Speaker 1 (05:00):
The state. In twenty thirteen, de Detroit, Michigan, filed for bankruptcy,
becoming the largest US Mennica will bankruptcy ever at eighteen
point five billion dollars. Was twenty thirteen.

Speaker 9 (05:16):
We're a state and we're bankrupt.

Speaker 1 (05:19):
That was just the city of Detroit.

Speaker 2 (05:22):
But okay, you're not the state of Detroit.

Speaker 1 (05:26):
So let's just play with the categories. We have then
think about bankruptcy. Don't worry about cities in states.

Speaker 7 (05:32):
Surprise if I was half listening at all, that's.

Speaker 1 (05:36):
The reason I listened to the podcast and catch little
things like this, what hundred big show you told free Line.
We'll get a contestant. We'll play next Good morning. It's

(06:11):
a big show on the radio. Running to you Fridays.
You lie our future track for the big show, mid Box,
astro nerds scenes, star Party. There's your key word, star Party,
hit the mid box and a make sure I got back.

Speaker 8 (06:28):
Upburst.

Speaker 1 (06:29):
Let's play Upburst. It's the game that anyone can win.

Speaker 10 (06:34):
John Boy and Billy to give the prizes from the
big prize being let's go me contest and number one.

Speaker 2 (06:43):
This should really be a lot of fun when you're
playing Upburst. Have a hurry up and guest time you
love the best time?

Speaker 1 (06:52):
You love a big shots. Let's say head of Domes
from Scooterville, aren't y'all? No, that's done from Scooterville, Tyler,
see how you're confused. But it surprised you if she

(07:14):
was only half listening, said hed Don, how you doing, buddy?

Speaker 5 (07:21):
Oh man, we're good.

Speaker 11 (07:22):
I about that.

Speaker 1 (07:23):
We are too. Glad you scooted on up here, and
I said, let's get you through this. What we scoot
around Scooterville a little bit? All right, boy? How many
people you got in Scooterville?

Speaker 12 (07:36):
He's probably about seventy of it?

Speaker 1 (07:39):
How about that I thought might be small town you
got working?

Speaker 2 (07:42):
I like it.

Speaker 1 (07:43):
It is Scooterville. It used to be Hooterville. Shut up,
all right, that's where the restaurants came from. All right, Don, Well,
let's let's leave these guys alone in here. Let's me
and you get through these three categories and get you
in Birtee County pining you ready, yes, sir? In five seconds?
Three famous jacks ready go?

Speaker 13 (08:08):
Uh used to be my old favorite, Jack Daniels, Oh,
Jack Black.

Speaker 1 (08:14):
And Jack Nicholson Nicos the Boxer are now, don Three
things in the trunk.

Speaker 13 (08:24):
A little bit.

Speaker 1 (08:24):
You need to three things in the trunk of a car,
ready go?

Speaker 13 (08:31):
How about a jack uh spare Tyler Coumpert tables.

Speaker 1 (08:37):
There you go, and for the win. Three entities that
can file bankruptcy ready go?

Speaker 12 (08:47):
Uh?

Speaker 13 (08:48):
An individual personal business?

Speaker 12 (08:51):
Uh?

Speaker 1 (08:53):
Yeah, yeah, listening, we'll take that.

Speaker 7 (09:00):
With fake news.

Speaker 1 (09:01):
DoD you ain't gone, Jackie gonna make sure the bird
tea County peanuts make it to you among seventy people,
there's gonna be a challenge for it down Scooterville.

Speaker 13 (09:10):
Buddy, that's right, I'll sair.

Speaker 1 (09:21):
We're jumping out, catching you up on your newes right
on the other side, Old house man b R. Five
four nine, gonna play for it. Good show, listen, good morning,

(09:59):
got the big sh on the radio. We got us
a Friday Morning's song from be All five four nine.

Speaker 10 (10:06):
Don't tell anything, don't tell ain't me, they will tella
looking for it, will be in me.

Speaker 14 (10:12):
Tell him we're down, or tell them we're call me.
Don't be down by the duct phone. I went up
Uber right down from home Grown and then or meet
up the side of the head.

Speaker 8 (10:26):
I never felt that way. Ain't be sad, be.

Speaker 14 (10:29):
Beat and dunejem a sheriff every connoisance smoking that stuff.

Speaker 2 (10:33):
I don't tell any don't tell ain't be, they.

Speaker 10 (10:36):
Will kind of looking door, will be in be, tell
him we're dead, or tanna we're gon be.

Speaker 3 (10:42):
Don't be down by.

Speaker 8 (10:43):
The duct phone.

Speaker 1 (10:54):
I heard a little father down in.

Speaker 14 (10:56):
The woods sundll like someone saying, you're good enifles are sinking.

Speaker 8 (11:01):
Just Michael Squirrel.

Speaker 14 (11:02):
Odessa was swirming, dumbest favorite girl. Oh the sending boys
come sit by the still I'm warrior up a jar
of that famous swell.

Speaker 1 (11:15):
If you can't walk, don't worry. O wait like that
time of passing by way.

Speaker 10 (11:20):
But I'm down and I'm tail Anything they adma looking
door will be.

Speaker 2 (11:25):
Empty, telling were dead or tailor were gone?

Speaker 10 (11:29):
Me go me down by the dub bowe.

Speaker 14 (11:41):
I had the dodger rock that was hitting the tree
out of the swamp. Came'me heard his team we're going
to the fashion that he hit that pipe out of
the bloom. Came party, Well, barty come down and then
that still women and I so loud ans thrill boat,

(12:02):
don't smoke, you turn yourself green.

Speaker 15 (12:04):
Give me up a pump man.

Speaker 8 (12:05):
I so your fe I mean, I.

Speaker 1 (12:07):
Don't tell and you don't tell a pee that won't time.

Speaker 8 (12:10):
I look at bor will be in pa.

Speaker 1 (12:12):
Tell them we're dead or tell him there now leave you.

Speaker 8 (12:15):
Go be down by the dumb boat.

Speaker 10 (12:23):
Because others down there comes andy, you go lame man
stoking the hell.

Speaker 14 (12:31):
I don't be empty, don't tell.

Speaker 10 (12:33):
Any don't tell a pe t will promo looking more
will be empty, Tell him where.

Speaker 2 (12:38):
Dead or tell him here God.

Speaker 1 (12:54):
Go down by the dub.

Speaker 2 (13:14):
Up big.

Speaker 1 (13:42):
Good morning, you got a big yon on the radio.
It is time for Oliver.

Speaker 4 (13:52):
Well well well, those of us who are starting to
get on in years are concerned with a health more
and more these days. The disastrous changes in healthcare costs
and coverage are prompting people to try and take better
care of themselves. And on that front, there's an amazing
discovery making headlines across the globe, a medical breakthrough that

(14:17):
turns an average, everyday occurrence into a preventative health miracle.
Brace yourself. According to a study, farts are good for you. Yeah,
I knew that. Go over bigger this room.

Speaker 1 (14:36):
That's right.

Speaker 4 (14:37):
The fart, the barking spider, the slacks cackle, the air breaks,
the fanny fog, the moon yodel, the beer echo, the
bean sneeze, the cushion creeper, the cheese toast, the taco torpedo,
or the old Uncle Monty.

Speaker 1 (15:01):
Call it what you will.

Speaker 4 (15:02):
Researchers at Exeter University in England are alleging that your
garden variety stink whistles can fight a number of deadly diseases.
You see when you have you got a many. Of course,
you see when you crack a rat. Your body releases
a small amount of hydrogen sulfide. In small doses, the

(15:24):
health benefits are profound. In large doses it leads to divorce.
But the inhalation of brown growlers is good for you
and those around you. The hard part is getting other
people to appreciate it. Shut up Tata. Sadly, for the squeamish,

(15:46):
this scientific revelation is an ironclad get out of jail
free card. For those with windy nether regions, your gassy
assi is no longer a public nuisance. It's now a
bonafide had public service, a license to poot. In fact,
it's something you can brag about. It adds a whole

(16:08):
new meaning to the phrase tooting your own horn. I
will say that it's going to be difficult for people
to how shall I say it, take their medicine. It's
not an urban myth that every skunk loves his own stink.
They're just not crazy about anyone else's.

Speaker 1 (16:29):
Admit it.

Speaker 4 (16:30):
Every single person listening to the sound of my voice has,
at one time or another, busted a grumpy and was
instantly identified as the perpetrator. Why because you stood there
with a stupid smile on your face, breathing deeply like
you were passing a fancy bakery. Meanwhile everyone else in

(16:51):
the room scrambled for safety. It's ironic, isn't it That,
all these years, as you sat in carpool or the
movie theater or the doctors are and smiled with smug
satisfaction as those around you gagged and coughed, you are
actually doing them a favor. Sort of takes the fun
out of it, No pun intended, but it kind of stinks. Yes,

(17:17):
what was once considered rude, childish, and uncouth is now
the greatest thing next to pickled pigs feet. So when
your spouse complains that the sofa smells like rotten eggs
and dirty feet, you don't have to hang your head
in shame. You can remind her, with tears in your eyes,
that you're not doing it to them, You're doing it

(17:38):
for them.

Speaker 1 (17:39):
You're welcome now.

Speaker 4 (17:42):
When you're in church and side cheek sneak happens, you're
not just sitting in your own pew. You're healing the sick.
You're welcome when you're at the movies and that rancid
popcorn and you ate finally hits the ventilator button, save
that poor couple in front of you from having to

(18:02):
sit through the last three hours of that stupid Quentin
Tarantino movie, and you help cure their sinus infection. You're welcome.
When your wife cooks her eggplant surprise for your sick
neighbor and you just happened to launch a booty balloon
and put her off a meal. You spared her indigestion
and also helped devend off her scabies, You're welcome. So

(18:27):
stop blaming the dog. Hold your head high, proudly take
credit for those glorious stinkers. You're not cutting the cheese.
You're saving the world.

Speaker 1 (18:43):
A lot better about myself.

Speaker 5 (18:45):
I knew it.

Speaker 2 (18:49):
Good morning, a lot more begs, y'all coming up?

Speaker 3 (18:52):
Jogs picky on, Mathew, Oh Marcel, you picked an awful
time to call.

Speaker 2 (19:00):
Well, listen to the radio.

Speaker 3 (19:01):
We're right in the middle of a new centrol you boobe, No, no, not,
you're racing, fat boy. Pull up a couple of chairs
to get down listen. I gotta go make coffee for
the boys so they can go on making that audio
magic known as the job boy, Big Show, Carry on
straight people.

Speaker 1 (19:48):
Good morning, I got the Big Show on the radio.
It we'll go running to a Friday morning song and
before eleven o'clock tonight.

Speaker 8 (19:57):
Mister, you better find your job.

Speaker 11 (19:59):
Another line in a word that when your don't fix
your fistil it's one hundred and six.

Speaker 12 (20:04):
Miles to Chicago.

Speaker 13 (20:06):
We got a full tank of gas, half a pack
of cigarettes.

Speaker 12 (20:09):
It's dark and we're wearing sunglasses. Hit it. I hate work.
I hate work. I hate work.

Speaker 1 (20:26):
I've been having a very bad day.

Speaker 4 (20:49):
Day.

Speaker 8 (21:01):
She's going.

Speaker 12 (21:13):
Yeah, work, work, work, work, work, work work work.

Speaker 8 (21:24):
Yeah, man, what are we gonna do?

Speaker 12 (21:25):
Man?

Speaker 2 (21:26):
We got to get out of here.

Speaker 12 (21:27):
Have a light.

Speaker 1 (21:29):
I mean, do you do anything withs like this threepy stuff?

Speaker 4 (21:32):
What do you do for fun?

Speaker 8 (21:33):
Oh no, we don't have fun. We just we just work.

Speaker 12 (21:35):
Here's here's there fun right, work work work walk work
work work work work.

Speaker 13 (21:39):
Well.

Speaker 9 (21:39):
I realized my father makes a lot of money, but
you see he's not giving me any.

Speaker 11 (21:44):
Yeah.

Speaker 16 (21:44):
Weekend, Sday, Sunday, the time between work and more work,
the time when you go looking for happiness and end
up punched over somewhere else's toilet, The weekend.

Speaker 13 (21:53):
Things are at their darkest.

Speaker 1 (21:55):
Pal It's a brave man party.

Speaker 8 (21:59):
All will taste you as.

Speaker 13 (22:03):
Cool bus drop.

Speaker 1 (22:47):
Oh no, I am like today, I marry Chest paid.

Speaker 12 (23:00):
Work what what what? What us?

Speaker 13 (23:03):
Work?

Speaker 1 (23:19):
Good morning, Big Shows on the radio man talking about
some of my favorite songs. We got a special one
queued up from Robert Earl Keane titled track from his
What I Really Mean album and a special for us
at the Big Show. Yeah go and by the way,
go to John Boy Milly Facebook page and check out

(23:40):
the picture of a young John Boy and a young
Robert Earl Kean our studios uptown when we first started
getting together. Robert Earls see the impression we made coming up.
Let me tell you about the prize fact you can
win if you went on John Boy Jeopardy right after
the tune's one hundred twenty dollars. We're the Bull's Not
Cleaning product made under USA. If you click on that

(24:02):
Bulls Not link at the Big Show dot Com, take
you right there. Also available at truck stops across America.
As we're keeping America moving looking good while we do it.
One of them truckers listening to the Big Show What
I Really mean Robert Earl.

Speaker 16 (24:36):
Jove Mable Curtain, Sportsmouth, Doking song Always Orleans and time
for Mardi Gras.

Speaker 17 (24:45):
You should have seen the craziness down there. Fally mean,
I wish.

Speaker 8 (24:58):
You were here.

Speaker 16 (25:04):
We were down on Field Street, Memphis, Tennessee the Blues Booze,
Bobcus and my name on the Marquee, and you should
have seen.

Speaker 8 (25:16):
The crowd drew in there. What I mean, I wear
shoeing here.

Speaker 16 (25:31):
Sending you this postcard to tell you that I'm fine
and let you know wherever I go.

Speaker 8 (25:38):
You never leave my mind.

Speaker 16 (25:44):
Broke down in Kentucky Richmond, there was snow joined John
Boy and Billy on the Big Show radio.

Speaker 8 (25:53):
You should have seen us singing on me. What I
REMI I wish you were here. City is post car

(27:00):
had to tell you that I I'm from. Let you
know where I go. You never leave my mind.

Speaker 16 (27:10):
Tonight we're in the city. It's like Disney, man. But
I'm sick and tired and I can't wait to get
back home again. Now I have this dream. You ain't waiting, man.
What I really mean, I will she were here. What

(27:38):
I really mean, I wish you were here?

Speaker 8 (27:54):
Oh man?

Speaker 1 (27:55):
And I thought that was so cool because the whole
tune is like him through a big show cities, you know,
through Memphis of Richmond and now I just love that.

Speaker 7 (28:03):
Man, is that one over and over again?

Speaker 1 (28:05):
I love that. It's a good one. All right, that's
what I really mean. From the same titled album from
Robert r'keeen, that version is not going to be on
there by the way, he just says, I saw our
friends in Charlotte, we think on the radio on the
album version that was special. It was my birthday. Matter
of fact. Now you know the rest of the zoll

(28:26):
And now all let's play John Boyd Jeopardy for the
aforementioned Bull's not PRIs packed so due to natural seasonal
color variations, this food product became the first food to
be permitted by law to have artificial coloring.

Speaker 14 (28:43):
Oh what are hard puckets.

Speaker 1 (28:46):
That would keep trying? What eight hundred big show? You told?
Free line? We go to we get a winner. We
play John Boyd Jeopardy next, Good Morning, it's a week

(29:20):
short radio running to you. Friday, July the eighteenth, We
gotta feature track from the bit Box astro Nerds saying
Star Party. We didn't say it was a good one
dollars that it was a key word star party.

Speaker 18 (29:37):
There right now, Le's life, Yes, live across America.

Speaker 1 (29:41):
It's John Boycheba and now a man who.

Speaker 18 (29:45):
Says the most valuable lesson he's learned in life, never
be mean to people who have access to your toothbrush,
John boyd that a.

Speaker 1 (30:00):
I remember, Daytona. Yeah, kind of hated Kevin. He's at
a Beaufort Beaufort dog on Taylor, you told me how
to remember? What are you both Beaufort or Beaufort? Kevin Son,
I'm a regional down east uh Beaufort, North Carolina and
his Beaufort, South Carolinia.

Speaker 16 (30:20):
That's what man?

Speaker 1 (30:20):
So you have actually lived in both of them as
all the man? Yeah bo bo, Yeah, that's that. That's
the eastern North Carolina. Yeah all right, but how about that?

Speaker 9 (30:33):
Man?

Speaker 1 (30:34):
That's kind of odd how that happened, isn't it? I
mean maybe not.

Speaker 13 (30:37):
I don't know.

Speaker 1 (30:38):
You're like sorry, but I kind of like it.

Speaker 9 (30:41):
I just called you. O.

Speaker 1 (30:44):
Well, Kevin, you got first shot at John Boyjebardy this morning.
You are special. Let's see what you got so, dude, buddy.
Due to natural seasonal color variations, this food product became
the first food to be permitted by law to have
artificial coloring. What do you think that would have to

(31:04):
be butter? You said, like, you know what you're talking about,
show us butter.

Speaker 13 (31:12):
Well you are.

Speaker 1 (31:19):
So now I've heard that before. And by the way,
some cheeses they said too because the color.

Speaker 15 (31:23):
So this is a deal.

Speaker 1 (31:25):
In warmer weather, cows eat green grass, which is rich
in the orange pigment beta carotene, beta carotene, beta kerotine,
so gives butter a golden color. But in winter, in winter,
cows mostly eat grain, which does not contain much beta quarantine,

(31:48):
causing the milk fat to lighten too, a pale white color.
So I want your butter to be pale and white.

Speaker 12 (31:57):
Like my last name is golden. I like for my
butter to be golden.

Speaker 1 (32:02):
Well, kevine gold And look at you, and you know
what's really weird To show the power of lobbyists.

Speaker 6 (32:07):
Even back in the in the thirties and forties, when
they made margarine and it was competing with the dairy industry,
the dairy industry lobbied to have margarine colored pink so
that they look unappetizing, you know, So, and.

Speaker 1 (32:24):
That's something about these artificial coloring all the dyes of
Robert uh was his name, Kennedy Junior, who's having all
the stuff trying to get all that the dyes, that's
the red dyes and all that. He wants to get
that stuff out. It can't be good for you, No,
it can't be well. Kevin, Hey, it worked out for you, buddy.
You got your prize back. Head down to Beauford. Come

(32:45):
on now, consistently, I learned.

Speaker 13 (32:59):
Why.

Speaker 1 (32:59):
Let's cut you upon your news. Right on the other side,
remembering Robert d Rayfer. Anyway, jump in the playhouse.

Speaker 13 (33:08):
I want o.

Speaker 1 (33:37):
Good morning, to make shows on the radio. Robert D's
in his studio and he's left handed. Joey knows something
about discrimination, and he bets all lefties will agree.

Speaker 11 (33:50):
We see it every time we hit the pawn a
commercial on TV. Straight right male, there's always the cuts
in the scene.

Speaker 8 (33:59):
What about it?

Speaker 11 (34:00):
He's also left handed. If you're left handed, you're definitely outnumbered.
Lefties make up only five to fifteen percent of the population.
The artwork found in ancient Egyptian tombs portrays most Egyptians
is right handed, but their enemies are portrayed as left handers,
a sign they saw left handedness as an undesirable trait.

(34:21):
Their language show the same bias. The Latin word for
left is sinister, which also means evil or ominous, and
the word for right is dexter, which came to mean
skillful or adroid. Even the word ambidextrous means right handed
with both hands. Lefties are more likely to be on
the extreme ends of the intelligent scale than the general population.

(34:42):
A higher proportion of mentally retarded people and people with
IQs over one hundred and forty are lefties. But I
get a sore thumb using normal scissors, and then they're backward. Ladles,
uncooperative teapots, single hot cold faucets, handles, doors, computer mice,
which way to turn the screwdriver, and smeared ink unless

(35:04):
I skew my paper until it's almost upside down. See
left His hands follow behind their writing clumsy. Yes, the
world of things is set up for writings. Now you
know why people think we're weird. Property Rayfer, John Boyne,
Billy Show.

Speaker 1 (35:45):
Good Friday Morning, big shows on the radio. You know
what happens around this time every Friday morning? Backed out,
brand new script in the playhouse, air condition is on
sixty eight. I think we're ready to go so action.
Hello friends, your old pal Burnfern.

Speaker 9 (36:06):
Here with another scat picking episode of John Boy and
Billy Playhouse.

Speaker 1 (36:11):
Today's episode the Witch.

Speaker 9 (36:14):
As our story opens, a man out for a late
night stroll encounters a very angry witch.

Speaker 7 (36:19):
Sorry, man, we don't carry I am nude? What the
hell has happened at seven eleven?

Speaker 1 (36:25):
Excuse me?

Speaker 7 (36:26):
What the hell do you want?

Speaker 1 (36:27):
Well, you seem so upset, Are you okay?

Speaker 7 (36:30):
As a matter of fact, No, I'm not okay. How
could you tell?

Speaker 9 (36:34):
Well, you've been fussing pretty good for a while now,
ever since I started walking in your direction.

Speaker 7 (36:39):
You'd be fussy too if you couldn't find simple ingredients
for an average spell.

Speaker 1 (36:44):
A spell?

Speaker 7 (36:45):
Yeah, a spell? I'm a witch? Or haven't you noticed?

Speaker 12 (36:48):
Well?

Speaker 9 (36:49):
I was wondering why you were carrying a broom and
what about the outfit see black pointy hat, black clothes,
or for all I know, you could have been Antifa.
Oh and you really don't look like a witch. I mean,
no wartz, no long bony fingers, and your skin isn't green.
You have a really nice complexion. I do mosture eyes,
smart well, maybe I can help you find some of

(37:09):
those ingredients.

Speaker 2 (37:10):
I doubt it.

Speaker 1 (37:12):
What do you have to lose?

Speaker 7 (37:14):
Right, toe of bat uh nope, Dragon tears nope, whiskers
of a virgin toud?

Speaker 9 (37:21):
Where were you twenty years ago? I could have got
those off my prom date.

Speaker 5 (37:26):
See that's what I'm talking about. Nobody has any of
this stuff. I'll have to go all the way to
the Castle of Karapathia.

Speaker 1 (37:33):
Well, what about that broom?

Speaker 9 (37:34):
I mean, if you're a real witch, can't you just
hop on the broom and get there in a jiffy?

Speaker 7 (37:38):
I never fly the broom, and I'm angry.

Speaker 12 (37:41):
Why not?

Speaker 7 (37:42):
I'm afraid I'll fly off the handle.

Speaker 16 (37:43):
Son of r.

Speaker 5 (37:50):
Ed.

Speaker 9 (37:53):
We hope you've enjoyed John Boy and Billy Playhouse. You
know you wouldn't be half bad if you hadn't did
those top two buttons. In next time, when we'll hear
the crusty old pharmacist at the Castle of Carpathia say.

Speaker 1 (38:04):
Hey, big man, let me hold a dollar. Good morning.
You got the big show on already. More chances for
you to win coming up after your news, weather and sports.

Speaker 15 (38:15):
Hello, it's me Spanky. You know, mister personality from the
Yellow Rose. I'm not sure why I'm doing this. It's
not like they're paying me or anything. I can't even
get the redneck to pay his tab down a car.
But you can't help but love them, no matter how
nerve racking they are. I don't even complain when they

(38:37):
make fun of my big head. I just wish John
Boy would give me back my memory foam pillow and
stop telling his kids that's where the comet hits.

Speaker 1 (39:20):
Good morning, that's a big show on the radio, and
uh jolly and turn the radio up. John is my
oldest son there. I want to say hey to Harris.
I call him a little High, my grandson. How about
that Little High's eating breakfast right now? Listen to Popeye.

(39:43):
Feel free to make fun of my name, but yeah,
little High, Hey, Harris, I loves you. I will see
you this weekend. Right now. You eat you vegetables and
do as I say, not as I do. It'll be
all right, amen, cause your dad eighty third little Mama

(40:09):
for it, all right?

Speaker 11 (40:11):
I particularly clad.

Speaker 1 (40:16):
All right, Bob iback something special out of the All
Star Game in Atlanta that went on this week. We
got Bob coming up next, big show rolls on Good Morning,
Big Show's on the radio. Coming up, we played Beat
the Blonde for a had T shirt, tumbler and a
twenty five dollars gas card from Lord Tigers and chance

(40:37):
for you to win the ultimate Styling and Sturgis trip
of a lifetime with over eighty five thousand in prizes.
Click on the link at the Big Show dot com.
And now here's something everybody can win with a small fee.
Man the All Star Game in Atlanta this week man
made history and now our man, Bob Eyebox from Nigo Sports.

(41:01):
You know when Bob joins us on a big show,
something special is beginning to happen as we raise money
for charity millions different charities over the years that we've
teamed with Niko Sports. So let's welcome mister Ibob. Good morning, Bob, Hey.

Speaker 13 (41:15):
Good morning. And I'll tell you what my head feels like.
It's on a swibble after watching the All Star Game,
and it was just an amazing event. It always is
every year. But I've been around baseball for gosh, over
fifty years. I've lived through the ghost runners at second
base that they've recently had, and I've lived through a
couple of workstoppages. I never thought a ball game would

(41:38):
ever be decided on a swing off. I've been to
swing offs before, when I've done the country Western, the dancing,
you know, Josie Doe and tip to your partner, you know.
But this historic baseball bet that I'll be talking about
this morning is a tribute to the All Star Game

(42:01):
this year, and it's now going to be even a
more unique baseball bat because it was history making. Never
before have the All Star Game ended in a six
to six tie like they did. But then they had
a swing off where each league got three different batters

(42:21):
that would get three different swings, and the side with
the most home runs would win it, and that was
the National League. They wanted four to three in the
swing off, and Kyle Schwarber, who ended up being the
most valuable player, he got three home runs, just an
unbelievable display he put on. This bat is full size,

(42:43):
thirty four inches. It's a wooden bat, completely licensed by
Major League Baseball and the Players Association. It sells for
just one hundred and forty nine dollars and ninety five
cents each. And in a moment, I'll give out the
information how you can get these because they're very limited.
Only two thousand and twenty five of these will ever
be made. And what also makes them, I think historic

(43:06):
is you don't get this ever. I went back and
looked and saw if there's any other items out there
where you have a photograph on the item of both
Aaron Judge and Shohey O'tani. I couldn't find any, but
they are both. Their pictures are on the barrel of
the bat. Really looks cool. They were the top of

(43:26):
vote getters in both the American League and National League
for the All Star Game. We also have the official
All Star Game logo on there. There's also another photograph
of Ronald Acunya Junior, who I know all the Atlanta
Brave fans like and he's an amazing athlete. And we've
also got another photograph on there Chris Sale, who couldn't
fiction in the game because he was injured. But those

(43:48):
are the two Atlanta based players that I know your
audience would like. We have the final score of the
game on there, which is a six to sixth high
and then we also have a little thing that says
four to three the National League wins in a swing off,
so you can swing off right into history. When when
you get this baseball bat for again one hundred and

(44:09):
forty nine dollars and ninety five cents each, Only two
thousand and twenty five of these will be made. You'll
get an individually hand numbered bat with a corresponding numbered
certificate of authenticity. And we've got a picture of the
truest park, Atlanta's Ballpark in the background. You've got to
go on the website and really see the beauty of this,

(44:32):
and I'll give that information out and also let some
of your fans know who are Tennessee volunteer football fans.
I got something special that's exclusive to the John Boy
and Billy group. The phone number to call to get
the baseball bat is one eight hundred three four five

(44:52):
two eight sixty eight. Again that's eight hundred three four
five twenty eight sixty eight. Or just go to the
website nicosports dot com, nikcosports dot com, nikcosports dot com
to get this historic baseball bat with the pictures of

(45:13):
Judge and O'tani on the barrel of the bat along
with the insignia of the All Star Game. And now
this bat is going to be even more valuable because
never before has an All Star Game been won because
of a swing off in overtime. Now, in addition to that,
just because for the loyalty of some of your fans

(45:34):
on your network, who may want to recall that in
nineteen ninety eight, Tennessee was the number one team in
the country. They had a thirteen to zero perfect season.
Nico Sports had done this before, and they asked me
to tell your listeners Te Martin was the quarterback that year,
not the Peyton Mannings team. Martin quarterback that team autographed footballs.

(46:01):
They only have twelve of these left, and I was thinking,
you know, with the holidays coming up later on this year,
what a great item for volunteer fans. You can get
that for one hundred and twenty nine dollars and ninety
five cents. There's only about twelve of these left that
are signed by tem Martin, and they've got a few
extra ones that are unsigned. So when you call into

(46:22):
that number eight hundred and three, four five, twenty eight
sixty eight, ask the Niko Sports representative about that. But
there's a lot of good things happening right in the
middle of the summer here, and I've always enjoyed relaying
that to your network and your abundance of great fans
along the network.

Speaker 1 (46:40):
Awesome stuff, Bob, awesome stuff, and thanks for the John
Boy and Billy listener nod Right there, I know man,
those twelve football is going to go right now, y'all listen.
You know we're hot in Knoxville. So right there at
the top of the hillbar, we like you, all right,
and we got it set up too at the Big
Show dot Com. You just click on Nico Sports it'll

(47:01):
take you right there once again eight hundred three four
five twenty eight sixty eight, or click on the Nicosports
link of the Big Show dot Com. Alright, let's play
I Beat the Blonde one eight hundred Big Show you
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