July 18, 2025 • 40 mins
Friday (pt 2 of 2): On today’s Late Riser’s Podcast, we’ll fill a request for BR-549’s Andy Griffith tribute tune, “Me & Opie (down by the duckpond)”.. - Robert Earl Keen made us a special version of his song, “What I Really Mean” - we’ll give it a listen.. - Bob Ibach from Nikco Sports Memorabilia tells us about the Limited Edition Atlanta 2025 All-Star Game Bat Exclusive of 2025.. - John Boy gives away more of his “Wonderful Tings”.. - Tom Sorenson checks in about the slow news weeks in the world of sports.. - Married Man endures Drinking Buddy’s new TV deal.. - and Astronerd tries to lift himself up with a tribute song to himself…
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Speaker 1 (00:24):
Good morning. It's a big show on the radio. Really
do your Friday feature track on the big show boat
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get food, My call you. It's time for beating the blonde.
(00:49):
That one hasn't her? That was our blondatum. Yeah, let's
say hated Joe out of Mount Vernon, Indiana. Good morning, Joe,
the body? How would hey? We all right? Body? Welcome
in here.
Speaker 2 (01:03):
I keep pushing his buttons, so I don't know.
Speaker 1 (01:05):
Watch out. Now it's gonna be the o tainer's gonna
try to trick you with her answers. You know, this
is beating the blonde. And I have been wrong about
this lator because you were supposed to try to beat
Joe from here Mount Vernon watch.
Speaker 2 (01:22):
In the title.
Speaker 1 (01:25):
So all right, so Joe, that's the deal. So let's
keep that in mind. We'll ask tanger questions. You agree
or disagree, you think it's right? Alroung, Okay, so let's
do it. It was nineteen seventy four, A magazine became
the first to sell one billion copies. What magazine was it?
Speaker 3 (01:46):
What?
Speaker 2 (01:46):
I can't be the only one thinking it. Come on, God,
play Boy.
Speaker 1 (01:51):
Play Boy, Yeah, I read that with articles back in
nineteen seventy four. Joe agree or disagree with play Boy?
Speaker 4 (02:01):
I'll have to agree with that.
Speaker 1 (02:02):
Wow, TV, God, he was not very popular.
Speaker 5 (02:11):
They just bought it to look at the pictures.
Speaker 1 (02:16):
That's a buzzer.
Speaker 6 (02:17):
All right.
Speaker 1 (02:18):
Let's see when we get a bell here, Joe Tayer
sesame Street fans would know that Oscar the Grouch has
a petworm. Yeah, what is his name?
Speaker 2 (02:29):
I mean, they'll make anything come to life over there,
won't they. You'll see Oscar talking to his worm.
Speaker 3 (02:35):
Slimy, slimy, slimy, slimy the worm.
Speaker 1 (02:40):
Joe agree or disagree? I agree? Wow, that was the
day to day. You was the slimmy worm. All right,
So now we got a full count going into question
number three. Well, bees feed from water that's been artificially
(03:03):
sweetened with sweetened low.
Speaker 7 (03:06):
I mean bees are smarter than us. I tell you
that right now. A bee will not drink water with
fake sugar in it.
Speaker 1 (03:13):
All right, Tata says no, Well, you say, Joe agree
or disagree? I agree?
Speaker 6 (03:20):
And that is a drug.
Speaker 1 (03:27):
Awesome. I don't know if bees are really smarter than us.
Wait to throw it out there. Take go Joe, You
got your big old prize back headed up Mount Vernon Man. Awesome,
a little bit of history. You want a little history? Yes,
I do. We would only live four years without bees?
(03:49):
How about that? He said?
Speaker 8 (03:50):
Are you a bee fanner?
Speaker 1 (03:52):
A bee razor keeper?
Speaker 9 (03:54):
No?
Speaker 1 (03:54):
I just heard it the other day on the radio.
Here you go love, Yeah, you know and see and
I know guys who are like, you know, wildlife. George
down the coast, got a bunch and he gave me
something I kept, Actually got some of my own honey
out of booger branch. Right. They say that's the best,
like allergy or whatever. If you have a spoonful of
(04:17):
honey from like in your area, if you see local
honey for sale like that and you live there, that's
that's good for it. That's the best for you.
Speaker 4 (04:26):
Like that.
Speaker 1 (04:26):
But the hives they don't last anymore. And a lot
of people are saying maybe I don't know if they
say the five G, but all kind of radio waves
and it messes the bees up and to go by.
Speaker 2 (04:39):
Did you hear that on the radio?
Speaker 1 (04:42):
No, I studied anyway. Oh y'all look at the bees
and you and help them when you can. And Joe
you hang on, Jackie, Joey Info, buddy. Thanks a lot
a bunch of crazy people. I know, talking about bees,
I ain't talking about pesticide and all that stuff going. Yes,
(05:03):
I'm afraid of it. It's not still min them. Well,
how are you gonna help him?
Speaker 2 (05:08):
You will get here him all right?
Speaker 1 (05:10):
What we're going now I call a wildlife George perfect.
I do look good in the suit. I worn't work
just for.
Speaker 9 (05:41):
This is the award winning John Boy and Billy Big Show,
the South's number one exports.
Speaker 10 (05:56):
Hey boy, Marty, I want to tell you, Yes, yesterday
I went to the local Christian bookstore and saw the
most adorable honk if you love Jesus bumper sticker. Well,
I don't know what possessed me, but I bought the
sticker and I put it right there on my bumper.
Speaker 2 (06:13):
I know maybe I.
Speaker 10 (06:14):
Was feeling I don't know, particularly sassy because I just
come from a thrill inquiry performance falled oh by a
thunderous prayer meeting. Well, whatever the reason, I'm so glad
that I did it. What an uplisting experience that followed
letting Me Preach Hodess. I was stopped at the red
(06:34):
light at a busy intersection and just lost and thought
about the Lord and how good he is and what
the haught and I didn't notice that the light had changed.
Speaker 1 (06:44):
Well, it's a.
Speaker 10 (06:44):
Good thing that someone else loves Jesus, because if he
hadn't seen that bumper sticker and halt, I would never
have noticed it.
Speaker 6 (06:52):
Not amazing.
Speaker 10 (06:54):
And I found that lots of people loved Jesus.
Speaker 1 (07:00):
Lots and lots of him.
Speaker 10 (07:02):
Because while I was sitting there, the guy behind us
started honking like crazy, and then he leaned out of
his window and.
Speaker 2 (07:09):
Screened or the love of all.
Speaker 4 (07:15):
And then and then another.
Speaker 11 (07:16):
Fella shouted, go Jesus God.
Speaker 10 (07:23):
I tell you was an exuberant cheerleader for the Lord God.
Well then everyone started honking. Why just leaned out my
window and started waving and smiling all those loving peoples,
and you know what, they honked even more so I
honked my horn a few times just to share in
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the love. And I tell you there must have been
a man from Florida back there, because I heard him
yelling something about a sonny beach. And then there was
another fellow waving in the most pecular way I ever saw,
with only his.
Speaker 6 (08:00):
Middle figure stuck up in lawn.
Speaker 10 (08:03):
Why I know, So I asked my teenage grandson, he
is sitting in the back seat.
Speaker 2 (08:08):
What that meant?
Speaker 10 (08:09):
He said, well, it was probably a Hawaiian good luck
sign or something.
Speaker 1 (08:14):
I was so tickled.
Speaker 10 (08:15):
I've never met anyone from Hawaii.
Speaker 2 (08:18):
So I leaned out the window game with good luck
signing right back.
Speaker 7 (08:25):
Ah.
Speaker 10 (08:25):
My grandson, so caught up in the spirit, just burst
out laughing. Oh, he laughed even he was enjoying this
religious experience we all were having. And a couple people
were so caught up in the joy of the moment
that they got out of their cars and started walking
towards me. I bet they just wanted to pray or
ask me what church I attended. But this is when
(08:47):
I noticed that the light had changed. So I waited
all my brothers and sisters, and I decided I just
need to drive on through that intersection. And I noticed
that I was the only car that got through the
intersection before the light changed again. And I still kind
of said that I had to leave them after all
that love we shared. So you know what I did.
(09:07):
I flowed the car down, lean out the window, gave
them all that Hawaii couldn't upside one last time.
Speaker 6 (09:12):
As a trouble.
Speaker 10 (09:15):
Oh, Prince Lord for such wonderful Christian folks. I thank
you sweet boys for letting me stop by. I wait
that sweet old Bob Goby.
Speaker 1 (09:28):
You know handsoles Hawaiian jun boy and Billy dude.
Speaker 6 (09:36):
Dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude.
Speaker 1 (09:41):
Good morning, rad Yo, dumb race.
Speaker 12 (10:12):
Good morning.
Speaker 1 (10:13):
There's a big showing the radio all rides. You're gonna
answer the phone over temptation trailer man.
Speaker 4 (10:21):
Hello, heye his hot all my life on a fine rider.
Speaker 1 (10:24):
Heveryboddy John boy Billy here.
Speaker 4 (10:26):
I ain't saying that, are you? Burger all had old
driving knuckle dragon Hee hall looking.
Speaker 1 (10:31):
Pervert not much man, what's happening over at the trailer Well.
Speaker 4 (10:35):
We went over to Delvert's mama's house last night. It
was her birthday.
Speaker 1 (10:39):
Part hew is Delbort's mama, No.
Speaker 4 (10:43):
Says I got Arthur ride. I signed you side us
in Ginger vided And if that ain't bad enough, every
year I get a Mother's Day card.
Speaker 1 (10:51):
From Delford it's Debord and only child.
Speaker 4 (10:54):
Oh, he's got a brother and a sister. There's both
are as a matter of fact, his brother duncan come
in from sea.
Speaker 1 (11:00):
What does he do for a living?
Speaker 4 (11:02):
He's uh, what's that? He called it? A mechanical amusement.
Speaker 1 (11:06):
Technician and what does that mean?
Speaker 4 (11:08):
He runs a tiltal world at wacky Land and Pigeon Ports.
Speaker 1 (11:14):
Well, what about his sister, You mean Punking Punkin.
Speaker 4 (11:18):
Well, her real name's Bernice, but everybody's been calling her
Punkin since she was a little kid.
Speaker 1 (11:22):
Oh is that cause she's so key?
Speaker 4 (11:24):
No, it's cause she's got a big old round head
and two of her front teeth is knocked out. I
ain't to say it, but you know, Delbert got all
the looks in the family.
Speaker 1 (11:36):
What does Punkin do for living?
Speaker 4 (11:38):
She's a ticket puncher at Reptile World in Panama City, Florida.
Speaker 1 (11:42):
Well, actually, sunds like Delbert might be the successful one
of the buds.
Speaker 4 (11:46):
Ain't that a kick in the shore?
Speaker 1 (11:48):
So it's Dunking and Punkin and Delbert sound like I read.
Speaker 4 (11:52):
In that nursery rhyme, don't it. And when you get
all of them together, it currently looks like the one too.
Speaker 1 (11:58):
So how'd the party go?
Speaker 4 (12:02):
Well, we saw Happy Birthday and she blowed up the candles,
and then she sat down and opened up what had
to be the sorriest bunch of birthday presents I ever
seen him alive. Like what, Well, Duncan said he wanted
to give her a practical gift, something she could use
every day.
Speaker 1 (12:18):
Yeah, what do you get her.
Speaker 4 (12:19):
A cart and advantage light?
Speaker 1 (12:23):
Big spender?
Speaker 4 (12:23):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (12:24):
What did Punkin get.
Speaker 4 (12:25):
Her Irish tray from Reptile.
Speaker 1 (12:27):
World for a birthday present?
Speaker 4 (12:30):
Well? It was the great old begging with Gary the
Gator's picture painted in the bottom of him.
Speaker 1 (12:35):
I'm almost afraid to ask, But what ad Delbert.
Speaker 4 (12:38):
Buyer the gift of fine dining?
Speaker 1 (12:40):
And what would that be?
Speaker 4 (12:41):
A big old book of them McDonald's guest certificate. Of course,
as I know, he is a successful one of the bus.
Speaker 1 (12:48):
Yeah, so what did Mama say all about this?
Speaker 4 (12:50):
Well she got real quiet there for a minute, and
finally she said, I got something to tell you, youngins.
It's been on my mind for quite a while now.
Found out about six months ago the man that performed
the ceremony at me and you Daddy's wedding. Wasn't really
a preacher. He was studying to be one, but he
wasn't actually an ordained minister at the time. So it
(13:12):
turns out me and you daddy was never legally married.
Well they I was up there and looked at one
another for a minute, and finally Debord says, well, Mama,
does that mean that all three of us are? She said, yep,
and cheap ones.
Speaker 1 (13:28):
Too, poor ol Mama.
Speaker 4 (13:35):
She knew what she was in for where she invited
them to the party in the first place. Hey, let's
not go. Hear me in the Hamburglar. It's fixing to
go to work. Are you gonna seek over later on? Well,
you tell him, I said, they know what you mean.
Y'all came straight fih.
Speaker 1 (14:03):
Hey man, this is timmy challenge. Whenever I want to
get high, I don't say no. I just listened to
John Boy and Billy who wrote this.
Speaker 6 (14:12):
Cash give it away, Give it away, Give it away.
Speaker 1 (14:44):
It is John Boys wonderful thing give away in time.
This is this wonderful thing number one hundred and forty eight.
If you're keeping score at all. A challenge going from
Purple Heart Holmes, one of our favorite charities give away
our veteran wonderful work with the boys students. Let's see
(15:07):
who the lucky weather he hails from. King George Virginia,
Derek Hall auraight there, gonna get that challenge coin from
Purple Heart Homes in the Mill to you. You even
any bogget shoe would proudly untilbody brings ears out. You
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got it, all right? Wonderful than number one and forty nine?
Who got a T shirt? It is a double ex
size T shirt. Ooh, this is a three X. Oh
it must be a smaller three X because it was
on my shelf the ones that were too little for me.
Speaker 2 (15:50):
Sport sick three.
Speaker 1 (15:52):
X Maybe show the midriph uh, it's a triumphant core
TET T shirt. Alright there, pretty cool. You can look
at it and shouldn't fit any normal two X or
three X person. Right is there at the Big Show
(16:16):
dot Com? Alright, I man Tom Soresons find out what's
going on in the NFL, on which he specializes. We're
doing next Big Show rolls on Good Morning. Big Show's
on the radio coming up. We played the last rounds
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from world Lawnmowers, worldlawng Tough on Grass, easy on you wallet.
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Check them out at the Big Show dot com. They've
still got a picture when the World Lawnmowers or booking
brand trench. I might have been having a glass of
iced tea on one taking a break here. So uh,
Tom Sorenson on the line with us, looking forward to
getting back up with you. Tom, how you being my boy?
Speaker 12 (16:58):
Man?
Speaker 5 (16:58):
I love summer. I've been enjoying it and uh but
I tell you, when football starts, it's like, uh, sports
kind of kicks in again. And so looking forward to vacation,
looking forward to the ocean, and looking forward to our staffs.
Speaker 1 (17:12):
All right, gonna be hitting holding beat. So we'll give
a shout out to my boy Chris down there. Chris
Belta's former owned the Sandwich construction compedy where we made
history for ten years with some of the nice cars,
top drivers.
Speaker 8 (17:24):
You know that.
Speaker 1 (17:25):
So uh tell Chris, I said, Hey, when you hit
Paradise Cafe holding Beach and everybody's welcome, not just Tom,
y'all go on on there, So Tom. About an hour ago,
Bob Ibog from Nigo Sports Join Us got a twenty
twenty five major League Baseball All Star bat now.
Speaker 5 (17:45):
And that's a great deal you guys are doing. Man,
that's a good deal for listeners. I tell you, I
love the All Star Game this year. And uh, I
don't watch the Pro I love the NFL. I can't
watch the Pro Bowl. I love the NBA and All
Star Game. Every year there's a little less contact and
a little less interest. But I'll tell you the All
Star Game this week I thought was fantastic.
Speaker 6 (18:08):
Man.
Speaker 5 (18:08):
I did not miss a pitch and the way they
ended it with that they'd never done that before. They
each manager picked three players and each of them got
three swings, and the team with the most homers won,
And that was just cool to watch. The pressure on
those guys was amazing.
Speaker 1 (18:26):
O Schwarmer Man, three pitchers, three homers. I knew that
was gonna do it right there. When that happened, it
sure happened.
Speaker 5 (18:34):
He looks like a guy that you'd say, hey, man,
let's grab a beard. He just looks like a regular guy,
like you'd sit down, grab a burger, drink a beer
and talk a little baseball.
Speaker 1 (18:44):
And those pitchers, man, that's fun too. No matter how
deep you get in the bullpen, every one of them
throwing a hundred at least, yeah.
Speaker 5 (18:51):
More than ever. This guy comes up from a walking
a rookie. Yeah, he's about six seven and he weighs
about eighty five pounds and looking at him like, man,
how'd you get onto the field? And I'd heard him,
I knew about him, and he is just flinging that ball.
I mean he doesn't He's got the muscular chair of
a toddler, but man, he is just flinging it. Boy,
(19:13):
that guy's going to be good.
Speaker 1 (19:14):
Hey, and what about the home run derby? How about that?
North Carolina shines beautiful Calloway, North Carolina, home of Western
Carolina University.
Speaker 5 (19:24):
No famous athlete had ever come out of caliwe until recently.
It's guy named Cal Raleigh played for Smoky Mountain High
and his dad Coat, his dad, Todd, was the coach
of Western Carolina. But Cale in the minor leagues, a
teammate looked at him and said, man, you got a
big butt, and he started calling him the big dumper.
(19:47):
Cale's mom was thinking, don't let him call you that, honey.
That's a terrible nickname. But now when Seattle, where he plays,
if you go to the team's store. They got Cal
Raleigh jerseys and on the back it doesn't see Raleigh,
it says Big Dumper.
Speaker 1 (20:01):
I guess his mom has tickled to death. She's getting
to cut.
Speaker 5 (20:05):
But I'll tell you he leads, uh majorly. Not judged
the great hitter, not o tany Big Dumper has thirty
eight home runs this year already, and nobody at this
juncture except for Barry Bonds, has hit this many homers.
And Burry had a giant had I'm not going to
tell you why the thing expanded. Man his head he
could have bowled with. But I'll tell you cow is
(20:28):
a nice guy, he said. The highlight playing in the
All Star Game was his dad was pitching to him
in the home run derby and his little brother was
catching for him, and he just, uh, he is just
a fantastic But that's a that's a good nickname.
Speaker 1 (20:44):
Any any bats right and left handed, He's a amphibious basketball. Actually,
there was a headline I saw on the internet. Some
newspaper actually printed it that way, didn't. I've been saying
it like that. I can't even think of the real
word you use now, ambidextrious, ambidexter after well, but that's
(21:08):
that's up. But it worked is good.
Speaker 5 (21:12):
Amphibious. I was there when a basketball player from Ensi State,
Oh really said that I can go to my left,
I can go to my right and what they call amphibious,
And I'm thinking, I love my job.
Speaker 1 (21:27):
All right. So that's fun for baseball. Now, next week's
gonna be good for the NFL. Tom, tell us what's
going on, buddy.
Speaker 5 (21:34):
Everybody will have opened camp by Wednesday. Uh, Atlanta and
Pittsburgh gona last to open, and everybody will be going
and then it just goes and it goes and done
stop till February in California for the Super Bowl. It's
gonna be a weird deal in Charlotte because camp will
not be open to fans. They're doing a lot of
construction down there. But I will be representing John Boy
(21:56):
and Billy and I will be there and I will
tell you what's going on. And you know we're calling
from camp here. You can apply that to any camp
wherever you're listening from, because it's it's kind of the same. Everywhere.
It's hot, people are getting mad at each other. I'll
tell you this, if you get a chance to go
to camp and you have kids, bring them. It's gonna
(22:19):
be hot, it's gonna be uncomfortable. I cannot promise you
autographs for those kids are gonna see something. They're gonna
see great plays. They're gonna see great players and nobody's
ever heard of. And they're gonna remember for the rest
of their lives that you took them.
Speaker 1 (22:34):
Well. Time you find a shady spot. Can't wait to
get your report from next week Panthers training camp. You
the man, Tom Love you mean it, buddy.
Speaker 5 (22:42):
Thank you guys. Everybody have a good weekend.
Speaker 1 (22:44):
Oh right, you too, mam. Well, let's play out some
wordy word as we get rid of the ease off
in the weekend one eight hundred Big Show you told
free line, Get a couple contestants, play next good morning,
(23:22):
Let's big show on the radio. Feature track from the
Big Show bit box as a nerd sing star party.
Yeah not half bad. We thought you loved us. It's
all bad man, It is funny stuff keyword star party
And right now it should be time to play our game.
(23:44):
Oh on their contest button that'll work. Click on that
and try and can't get through, We'll call you.
Speaker 6 (23:50):
Don't letting do I had to everybody's head about the bat.
Speaker 1 (23:53):
Okay, my birthday word not a worthy word. Let's meet
the contestants. We got Freddy from Acon, South, caah Lina.
Good morning, Freddy, Well game, this might help if I
actually answer the phone so we can hear Freddy. Freddy,
is that you buddy? All right? Now we might be
(24:14):
able to play this game. Let's see who we got
on another line. That's Vincent from Knoxville, Tennessee. Good morning, Vincent,
mourning everybody all right then, John boy?
Speaker 8 (24:30):
Oh we good.
Speaker 1 (24:31):
Vincent's just trying to team us up here. I'm gonna
put dater on your side to make you feel good.
Speaker 12 (24:35):
We don't, Yeah, I feel good with that trusty tato.
We gonna we're gonna skin somebody today.
Speaker 1 (24:43):
Right right, well, leslie, what we can do? Me and
Freddy gonna give you something to shoot at for the
first thirty seconds, Freddy and Vincent, our word tablet is
to do with a house slash home words to do
with a house or home. Okay, so Vincent's relaxing me
(25:07):
and Freddy. Let's start the clock. Now. You wring this, yes, okay,
this is what you heat your house with. Go down
and check the what no, No, it's just in the basement,
the big one. Yeah, that's it. Uh huh. This is
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what you got to get leaves out of the catcher's rain. Yeah.
This is where the man puts letters in at the
end of your drive. At the end of your drive. Yes,
did you say in his hand? He said the shedd Okay,
(25:50):
why right, flatterer, I got you. So that's good word.
Freddy put a four on the board. So Tayter and Vincent,
He isn't you ready to get the skin in beginning?
Speaker 12 (26:03):
Oh yeah, let's do this, okay, start the clock.
Speaker 4 (26:07):
Now.
Speaker 2 (26:07):
This is that piece of wood over your fireplace.
Speaker 1 (26:10):
It's called the what mantel.
Speaker 7 (26:14):
Instead of a shower, you may get into one of
these bathtub you look out through this. They're made of
glass and several in your house windows.
Speaker 10 (26:23):
You.
Speaker 2 (26:24):
This is where the ladders go. You put them out
in the what.
Speaker 7 (26:30):
No, it's another building, like yeah, boy, this is not
You don't have a deck.
Speaker 2 (26:34):
You have just cement. It's called a what you're on the.
Speaker 1 (26:37):
Back what patio?
Speaker 12 (26:39):
Patio?
Speaker 1 (26:39):
All right, Well, y'all did get a five to take
the lead by one, so play five to four going
in the round two Freddy, let's see what we can do.
Are you ready? So starting the clock now? The room
where you cook your meals kitchen?
Speaker 6 (26:59):
Uh huh.
Speaker 1 (27:00):
This is what you turn on a ceiling. What the breeze? Yeah,
uh huh. This is the two words where the whole
all y'all gether. Let's meet in the blank blank living
room another not living but blank room. Your your wife,
your kids? What is that?
Speaker 13 (27:19):
No?
Speaker 1 (27:20):
No, your kids is.
Speaker 8 (27:22):
What you're what.
Speaker 14 (27:26):
You're what?
Speaker 8 (27:27):
Ready out?
Speaker 1 (27:29):
Gosh?
Speaker 13 (27:29):
I didn't.
Speaker 1 (27:30):
I wasn't supposed to. Dang, I'm sorry, Tatum messes up?
Speaker 8 (27:34):
Man?
Speaker 2 (27:34):
You want fifteen extra seconds?
Speaker 5 (27:35):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (27:36):
Okay, no, it's excid, go get it. I would use
them right, two R two that's a six, so vincit. Yeah,
well visit tatter. All y'all need is one to tie
and two will win. All right, so have at it.
Speaker 2 (27:52):
Picking up on that go another name for the den
family room. This is where.
Speaker 7 (28:00):
Your clothes get washed in the washing machine.
Speaker 2 (28:05):
Yeah, but it's it's it's inside.
Speaker 1 (28:07):
What tied up?
Speaker 2 (28:10):
No, no, no, no, in your house.
Speaker 3 (28:11):
It's a place in your hungry all right, Vincent, I
wasn't exactly a skin, Freddy.
Speaker 1 (28:22):
We came up a little short there, buddy, but you
can try again anytime. All right, tat Nieto shot down
the road, Freddy, wish your wheel, buddy, beautiful agen All right, buddy,
Vincent over Knoxville. You get your prize back headed your way, Ma, congratulations.
Speaker 12 (28:44):
Sound good, combine listen, first time caller, and if you
don't mind, I want to give a shout out my
best friend in the world, Marley at one more time.
Speaker 1 (28:53):
V I t well, Rob Vincy morning, got a big
show on the radio, and we are here at bit
request time. We got Sterling Ashby out of Manchester, Pennsylvania
saying can we hear a married man? Please? Will you
use the magic word sterling? We get your married man
(29:15):
coming up next. Good morning, Big shows on the radio.
(29:43):
Something you'd like to hear hear before on the big show.
Tater is wonderful at finding what y'all talking about. It's
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Speaker 8 (29:54):
We'll get it for you.
Speaker 1 (29:56):
Please, like we're doing here. Sterling Ashby from Manchester, Sylvania,
Sterling Ashby, Mommy, I'm leaving the get up as my
favorite sterling next to my old sterling Marlin Mody. I'll
get them a go. I'm sorry, that big what little good?
(30:17):
He's married man? Hit it, my read man. Myried man
drives around in our minivan, has no sen life.
Speaker 8 (30:31):
I'll let him do what the shee says.
Speaker 1 (30:34):
HiT's up our timing groove. Well there's a screw you'll find.
Speaker 8 (30:39):
The married man.
Speaker 11 (30:41):
As our story opens, married man is checking in with
his wife Honey Bunny from the Action Friends temporary home
base in sunny southern California. Well, that's right, Honey Bunny drinking.
But I mean Captain Action guy is out shooting some
TV commercial. Yeah, we're just waiting for him to get
back to the whole Hell. No, the stripper, I mean
(31:02):
Captain Action Girl isn't here. She went to the TV
shoot too, And I wasn't too sure about this schecky
Djibouti the Pakistani agent guy. But it looks like he's
delivering the goods. What's that? No, College buddy and I
aren't actually in any of the TV ads. No, I'm
not sure why. Yes, I'm sure they'll get the rest
(31:23):
of us involved in something real soon. Yes, but no,
Monica is staying in a different room. In fact, she
and Ronnie are on a completely different floor. They're in
the presidential suite. What sweet are we in? Well, it's
not a sweet really. It's sort of a one bedroom
with a fold out couch in the dam. Yes, it's
quite a bit smaller than the presidential scheep. But no,
(31:45):
it doesn't bother me at all. Okay, maybe just a little.
Speaker 14 (31:49):
A good afternoon to you, gentlemen, the conquering heroes every time.
Speaker 1 (31:53):
Hey, honeys hey, who needs a cattail? Oops?
Speaker 11 (31:57):
Listen, honey, they just got back. I'll call you later,
tell you have everything. Turn, I love you, look y'all.
Speaker 1 (32:03):
Knee bebes, y'all? Did you get them big enough?
Speaker 4 (32:06):
Man?
Speaker 1 (32:06):
They must have cast some fortune.
Speaker 15 (32:08):
Bos for last big guy. They hook us up for
free free. Yeah, it was a trade deal for some
TV time.
Speaker 14 (32:14):
And speaking of TV time, I have the rough cuts
from the TV commercials right here.
Speaker 1 (32:18):
Who wants to have a look?
Speaker 15 (32:20):
Yeah, pop that baby in the VCR. Prepare to be
dazzled by my acting skills, y'all. I might be his
next mel Gibson.
Speaker 1 (32:27):
You look more like the next Hoot Gibson. Let me see.
Speaker 14 (32:30):
First, we had the Crazy Glickman's used car Megamore, come
on down, see crazy Glickman. I'll do anything to sell
you a car. Hell, eat anything that you want me
to eat. I'll lick anything that you want me to lick.
Come on down, help you on a dog. Remember, if
you buy your next car from anybody else, you're the
one that's crazy, right, Captain action Guy.
Speaker 15 (32:50):
You tell him, big guy.
Speaker 1 (32:52):
Oh what did you think you mean? That's it? He
just had that one line? What did not not not?
We are trying to easey into TV stardom slowly. Here's
another good one. The law form of Laurel and Harding.
Speaker 15 (33:07):
So remember, if you've been injured in an accident, call
me Frank Laurel or.
Speaker 13 (33:11):
Me Paul Harding will make here you get everything that's
coming to you.
Speaker 1 (33:14):
Right, Captain action guy, You tell him, be guy. You
have it one line again in a trepidawers.
Speaker 11 (33:22):
It ain't all about me. It's about helping the people.
What people well, so far it looks like poor, stupid,
accident prone people and crappy cars exactly.
Speaker 1 (33:33):
Here's another good one.
Speaker 11 (33:35):
All of me is a egos minomere is pedro loco
venido a la cassae coches s mui grande iguardare Muccio
di nio capitan laxion.
Speaker 1 (33:45):
You tell him, I.
Speaker 11 (33:47):
Mean, see, okay, poor stupid, accident prone Mexican people in
crappy card.
Speaker 8 (33:53):
Great.
Speaker 1 (33:53):
Now he's an idiot in two languages, and here's a
celebrity endorsements.
Speaker 14 (34:00):
Fool this, mister t I'm pitty of a fool to
don't use one one hundred cocolet and we have the kids.
Speaker 1 (34:04):
Don't be a fool, stay in school. Can't tell him,
Big Gray, Well, it could have been worse. At least
it wasn't Carara Top.
Speaker 8 (34:12):
We're doing that one next week.
Speaker 15 (34:13):
Yeah, hey, here comes in one we get to play
for a Moniker's new ride.
Speaker 1 (34:18):
So remember, y'all, when you want boobs for less, it's
boobs for less, any girl, any size.
Speaker 13 (34:23):
Just ninety nine ninety five called doctor Tony today one
eight hundred and.
Speaker 8 (34:27):
Forty four four eight sixty seven.
Speaker 1 (34:29):
That's one eight hundred and four Biggins.
Speaker 8 (34:31):
Do you tell them, big girl?
Speaker 1 (34:34):
Roll up?
Speaker 11 (34:35):
Monica. I thought you did a very good job for
a first timer. Hey what about me, Bake Grat Oh yeah,
you were great too, especially like the last one.
Speaker 1 (34:43):
Instead a big guy, you said, big girl two.
Speaker 15 (34:46):
Uni versatile, and you gotta admit old doctor Tony did
a heck of a job on Moniker's New Headers, didn't
he eat?
Speaker 8 (34:52):
Yeah?
Speaker 11 (34:53):
Yeah, yeah, Okay, So, married man, how much longer you
think we should extend our stay?
Speaker 1 (35:02):
This is going so well.
Speaker 11 (35:03):
Well, I think we need to at least stay until
some of these checks clear. Captain Action Guy, the king
of Late night TV, adds wholly anything for a buck
you and again next time, when we'll hear the guy
from the Male Impotence Remedy commercial say so call today,
increased potency in better performance or just a phone call away.
Captain Action Guy say you, and Captain Action Girls say, I'm.
Speaker 1 (35:29):
So drunk and well and down I'm touching.
Speaker 11 (35:38):
Don't miss our next speak the Tightening Adventure, Same married time,
same married channel.
Speaker 1 (35:44):
Well those school you'll find the married mine. Good morning,
(36:16):
Big Joe's on the radio here for a few more minutes.
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Speaker 13 (36:38):
I went to the Star Party to stare into the sky.
I brought a dozen teal A Scouts because.
Speaker 8 (36:49):
I'm a nerdy guy. I'm the star of the star party.
Speaker 13 (36:55):
I'm kind of a big deal, they all said, I'm
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Speaker 13 (38:21):
We passed that beer around, turned up that song from
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Speaker 8 (38:29):
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(00:49):
That one hasn't her? That was our blondatum. Yeah, let's
say hated Joe out of Mount Vernon, Indiana. Good morning, Joe,
the body? How would hey? We all right? Body? Welcome
in here.
Speaker 2 (01:03):
I keep pushing his buttons, so I don't know.
Speaker 1 (01:05):
Watch out. Now it's gonna be the o tainer's gonna
try to trick you with her answers. You know, this
is beating the blonde. And I have been wrong about
this lator because you were supposed to try to beat
Joe from here Mount Vernon watch.
Speaker 2 (01:22):
In the title.
Speaker 1 (01:25):
So all right, so Joe, that's the deal. So let's
keep that in mind. We'll ask tanger questions. You agree
or disagree, you think it's right? Alroung, Okay, so let's
do it. It was nineteen seventy four, A magazine became
the first to sell one billion copies. What magazine was it?
Speaker 3 (01:46):
What?
Speaker 2 (01:46):
I can't be the only one thinking it. Come on, God,
play Boy.
Speaker 1 (01:51):
Play Boy, Yeah, I read that with articles back in
nineteen seventy four. Joe agree or disagree with play Boy?
Speaker 4 (02:01):
I'll have to agree with that.
Speaker 1 (02:02):
Wow, TV, God, he was not very popular.
Speaker 5 (02:11):
They just bought it to look at the pictures.
Speaker 1 (02:16):
That's a buzzer.
Speaker 6 (02:17):
All right.
Speaker 1 (02:18):
Let's see when we get a bell here, Joe Tayer
sesame Street fans would know that Oscar the Grouch has
a petworm. Yeah, what is his name?
Speaker 2 (02:29):
I mean, they'll make anything come to life over there,
won't they. You'll see Oscar talking to his worm.
Speaker 3 (02:35):
Slimy, slimy, slimy, slimy the worm.
Speaker 1 (02:40):
Joe agree or disagree? I agree? Wow, that was the
day to day. You was the slimmy worm. All right,
So now we got a full count going into question
number three. Well, bees feed from water that's been artificially
(03:03):
sweetened with sweetened low.
Speaker 7 (03:06):
I mean bees are smarter than us. I tell you
that right now. A bee will not drink water with
fake sugar in it.
Speaker 1 (03:13):
All right, Tata says no, Well, you say, Joe agree
or disagree? I agree?
Speaker 6 (03:20):
And that is a drug.
Speaker 1 (03:27):
Awesome. I don't know if bees are really smarter than us.
Wait to throw it out there. Take go Joe, You
got your big old prize back headed up Mount Vernon Man. Awesome,
a little bit of history. You want a little history? Yes,
I do. We would only live four years without bees?
(03:49):
How about that? He said?
Speaker 8 (03:50):
Are you a bee fanner?
Speaker 1 (03:52):
A bee razor keeper?
Speaker 9 (03:54):
No?
Speaker 1 (03:54):
I just heard it the other day on the radio.
Here you go love, Yeah, you know and see and
I know guys who are like, you know, wildlife. George
down the coast, got a bunch and he gave me
something I kept, Actually got some of my own honey
out of booger branch. Right. They say that's the best,
like allergy or whatever. If you have a spoonful of
(04:17):
honey from like in your area, if you see local
honey for sale like that and you live there, that's
that's good for it. That's the best for you.
Speaker 4 (04:26):
Like that.
Speaker 1 (04:26):
But the hives they don't last anymore. And a lot
of people are saying maybe I don't know if they
say the five G, but all kind of radio waves
and it messes the bees up and to go by.
Speaker 2 (04:39):
Did you hear that on the radio?
Speaker 1 (04:42):
No, I studied anyway. Oh y'all look at the bees
and you and help them when you can. And Joe
you hang on, Jackie, Joey Info, buddy. Thanks a lot
a bunch of crazy people. I know, talking about bees,
I ain't talking about pesticide and all that stuff going. Yes,
(05:03):
I'm afraid of it. It's not still min them. Well,
how are you gonna help him?
Speaker 2 (05:08):
You will get here him all right?
Speaker 1 (05:10):
What we're going now I call a wildlife George perfect.
I do look good in the suit. I worn't work
just for.
Speaker 9 (05:41):
This is the award winning John Boy and Billy Big Show,
the South's number one exports.
Speaker 10 (05:56):
Hey boy, Marty, I want to tell you, Yes, yesterday
I went to the local Christian bookstore and saw the
most adorable honk if you love Jesus bumper sticker. Well,
I don't know what possessed me, but I bought the
sticker and I put it right there on my bumper.
Speaker 2 (06:13):
I know maybe I.
Speaker 10 (06:14):
Was feeling I don't know, particularly sassy because I just
come from a thrill inquiry performance falled oh by a
thunderous prayer meeting. Well, whatever the reason, I'm so glad
that I did it. What an uplisting experience that followed
letting Me Preach Hodess. I was stopped at the red
(06:34):
light at a busy intersection and just lost and thought
about the Lord and how good he is and what
the haught and I didn't notice that the light had changed.
Speaker 1 (06:44):
Well, it's a.
Speaker 10 (06:44):
Good thing that someone else loves Jesus, because if he
hadn't seen that bumper sticker and halt, I would never
have noticed it.
Speaker 6 (06:52):
Not amazing.
Speaker 10 (06:54):
And I found that lots of people loved Jesus.
Speaker 1 (07:00):
Lots and lots of him.
Speaker 10 (07:02):
Because while I was sitting there, the guy behind us
started honking like crazy, and then he leaned out of
his window and.
Speaker 2 (07:09):
Screened or the love of all.
Speaker 4 (07:15):
And then and then another.
Speaker 11 (07:16):
Fella shouted, go Jesus God.
Speaker 10 (07:23):
I tell you was an exuberant cheerleader for the Lord God.
Well then everyone started honking. Why just leaned out my
window and started waving and smiling all those loving peoples,
and you know what, they honked even more so I
honked my horn a few times just to share in
(07:44):
the love. And I tell you there must have been
a man from Florida back there, because I heard him
yelling something about a sonny beach. And then there was
another fellow waving in the most pecular way I ever saw,
with only his.
Speaker 6 (08:00):
Middle figure stuck up in lawn.
Speaker 10 (08:03):
Why I know, So I asked my teenage grandson, he
is sitting in the back seat.
Speaker 2 (08:08):
What that meant?
Speaker 10 (08:09):
He said, well, it was probably a Hawaiian good luck
sign or something.
Speaker 1 (08:14):
I was so tickled.
Speaker 10 (08:15):
I've never met anyone from Hawaii.
Speaker 2 (08:18):
So I leaned out the window game with good luck
signing right back.
Speaker 7 (08:25):
Ah.
Speaker 10 (08:25):
My grandson, so caught up in the spirit, just burst
out laughing. Oh, he laughed even he was enjoying this
religious experience we all were having. And a couple people
were so caught up in the joy of the moment
that they got out of their cars and started walking
towards me. I bet they just wanted to pray or
ask me what church I attended. But this is when
(08:47):
I noticed that the light had changed. So I waited
all my brothers and sisters, and I decided I just
need to drive on through that intersection. And I noticed
that I was the only car that got through the
intersection before the light changed again. And I still kind
of said that I had to leave them after all
that love we shared. So you know what I did.
(09:07):
I flowed the car down, lean out the window, gave
them all that Hawaii couldn't upside one last time.
Speaker 6 (09:12):
As a trouble.
Speaker 10 (09:15):
Oh, Prince Lord for such wonderful Christian folks. I thank
you sweet boys for letting me stop by. I wait
that sweet old Bob Goby.
Speaker 1 (09:28):
You know handsoles Hawaiian jun boy and Billy dude.
Speaker 6 (09:36):
Dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude.
Speaker 1 (09:41):
Good morning, rad Yo, dumb race.
Speaker 12 (10:12):
Good morning.
Speaker 1 (10:13):
There's a big showing the radio all rides. You're gonna
answer the phone over temptation trailer man.
Speaker 4 (10:21):
Hello, heye his hot all my life on a fine rider.
Speaker 1 (10:24):
Heveryboddy John boy Billy here.
Speaker 4 (10:26):
I ain't saying that, are you? Burger all had old
driving knuckle dragon Hee hall looking.
Speaker 1 (10:31):
Pervert not much man, what's happening over at the trailer Well.
Speaker 4 (10:35):
We went over to Delvert's mama's house last night. It
was her birthday.
Speaker 1 (10:39):
Part hew is Delbort's mama, No.
Speaker 4 (10:43):
Says I got Arthur ride. I signed you side us
in Ginger vided And if that ain't bad enough, every
year I get a Mother's Day card.
Speaker 1 (10:51):
From Delford it's Debord and only child.
Speaker 4 (10:54):
Oh, he's got a brother and a sister. There's both
are as a matter of fact, his brother duncan come
in from sea.
Speaker 1 (11:00):
What does he do for a living?
Speaker 4 (11:02):
He's uh, what's that? He called it? A mechanical amusement.
Speaker 1 (11:06):
Technician and what does that mean?
Speaker 4 (11:08):
He runs a tiltal world at wacky Land and Pigeon Ports.
Speaker 1 (11:14):
Well, what about his sister, You mean Punking Punkin.
Speaker 4 (11:18):
Well, her real name's Bernice, but everybody's been calling her
Punkin since she was a little kid.
Speaker 1 (11:22):
Oh is that cause she's so key?
Speaker 4 (11:24):
No, it's cause she's got a big old round head
and two of her front teeth is knocked out. I
ain't to say it, but you know, Delbert got all
the looks in the family.
Speaker 1 (11:36):
What does Punkin do for living?
Speaker 4 (11:38):
She's a ticket puncher at Reptile World in Panama City, Florida.
Speaker 1 (11:42):
Well, actually, sunds like Delbert might be the successful one
of the buds.
Speaker 4 (11:46):
Ain't that a kick in the shore?
Speaker 1 (11:48):
So it's Dunking and Punkin and Delbert sound like I read.
Speaker 4 (11:52):
In that nursery rhyme, don't it. And when you get
all of them together, it currently looks like the one too.
Speaker 1 (11:58):
So how'd the party go?
Speaker 4 (12:02):
Well, we saw Happy Birthday and she blowed up the candles,
and then she sat down and opened up what had
to be the sorriest bunch of birthday presents I ever
seen him alive. Like what, Well, Duncan said he wanted
to give her a practical gift, something she could use
every day.
Speaker 1 (12:18):
Yeah, what do you get her.
Speaker 4 (12:19):
A cart and advantage light?
Speaker 1 (12:23):
Big spender?
Speaker 4 (12:23):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (12:24):
What did Punkin get.
Speaker 4 (12:25):
Her Irish tray from Reptile.
Speaker 1 (12:27):
World for a birthday present?
Speaker 4 (12:30):
Well? It was the great old begging with Gary the
Gator's picture painted in the bottom of him.
Speaker 1 (12:35):
I'm almost afraid to ask, But what ad Delbert.
Speaker 4 (12:38):
Buyer the gift of fine dining?
Speaker 1 (12:40):
And what would that be?
Speaker 4 (12:41):
A big old book of them McDonald's guest certificate. Of course,
as I know, he is a successful one of the bus.
Speaker 1 (12:48):
Yeah, so what did Mama say all about this?
Speaker 4 (12:50):
Well she got real quiet there for a minute, and
finally she said, I got something to tell you, youngins.
It's been on my mind for quite a while now.
Found out about six months ago the man that performed
the ceremony at me and you Daddy's wedding. Wasn't really
a preacher. He was studying to be one, but he
wasn't actually an ordained minister at the time. So it
(13:12):
turns out me and you daddy was never legally married.
Well they I was up there and looked at one
another for a minute, and finally Debord says, well, Mama,
does that mean that all three of us are? She said, yep,
and cheap ones.
Speaker 1 (13:28):
Too, poor ol Mama.
Speaker 4 (13:35):
She knew what she was in for where she invited
them to the party in the first place. Hey, let's
not go. Hear me in the Hamburglar. It's fixing to
go to work. Are you gonna seek over later on? Well,
you tell him, I said, they know what you mean.
Y'all came straight fih.
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get high, I don't say no. I just listened to
John Boy and Billy who wrote this.
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who the lucky weather he hails from. King George Virginia,
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any bogget shoe would proudly untilbody brings ears out. You
(15:28):
got it, all right? Wonderful than number one and forty nine?
Who got a T shirt? It is a double ex
size T shirt. Ooh, this is a three X. Oh
it must be a smaller three X because it was
on my shelf the ones that were too little for me.
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Sport sick three.
Speaker 1 (15:52):
X Maybe show the midriph uh, it's a triumphant core
TET T shirt. Alright there, pretty cool. You can look
at it and shouldn't fit any normal two X or
three X person. Right is there at the Big Show
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Man?
Speaker 5 (16:58):
I love summer. I've been enjoying it and uh but
I tell you, when football starts, it's like, uh, sports
kind of kicks in again. And so looking forward to vacation,
looking forward to the ocean, and looking forward to our staffs.
Speaker 1 (17:12):
All right, gonna be hitting holding beat. So we'll give
a shout out to my boy Chris down there. Chris
Belta's former owned the Sandwich construction compedy where we made
history for ten years with some of the nice cars,
top drivers.
Speaker 8 (17:24):
You know that.
Speaker 1 (17:25):
So uh tell Chris, I said, Hey, when you hit
Paradise Cafe holding Beach and everybody's welcome, not just Tom,
y'all go on on there, So Tom. About an hour ago,
Bob Ibog from Nigo Sports Join Us got a twenty
twenty five major League Baseball All Star bat now.
Speaker 5 (17:45):
And that's a great deal you guys are doing. Man,
that's a good deal for listeners. I tell you, I
love the All Star Game this year. And uh, I
don't watch the Pro I love the NFL. I can't
watch the Pro Bowl. I love the NBA and All
Star Game. Every year there's a little less contact and
a little less interest. But I'll tell you the All
Star Game this week I thought was fantastic.
Speaker 6 (18:08):
Man.
Speaker 5 (18:08):
I did not miss a pitch and the way they
ended it with that they'd never done that before. They
each manager picked three players and each of them got
three swings, and the team with the most homers won,
And that was just cool to watch. The pressure on
those guys was amazing.
Speaker 1 (18:26):
O Schwarmer Man, three pitchers, three homers. I knew that
was gonna do it right there. When that happened, it
sure happened.
Speaker 5 (18:34):
He looks like a guy that you'd say, hey, man,
let's grab a beard. He just looks like a regular guy,
like you'd sit down, grab a burger, drink a beer
and talk a little baseball.
Speaker 1 (18:44):
And those pitchers, man, that's fun too. No matter how
deep you get in the bullpen, every one of them
throwing a hundred at least, yeah.
Speaker 5 (18:51):
More than ever. This guy comes up from a walking
a rookie. Yeah, he's about six seven and he weighs
about eighty five pounds and looking at him like, man,
how'd you get onto the field? And I'd heard him,
I knew about him, and he is just flinging that ball.
I mean he doesn't He's got the muscular chair of
a toddler, but man, he is just flinging it. Boy,
(19:13):
that guy's going to be good.
Speaker 1 (19:14):
Hey, and what about the home run derby? How about that?
North Carolina shines beautiful Calloway, North Carolina, home of Western
Carolina University.
Speaker 5 (19:24):
No famous athlete had ever come out of caliwe until recently.
It's guy named Cal Raleigh played for Smoky Mountain High
and his dad Coat, his dad, Todd, was the coach
of Western Carolina. But Cale in the minor leagues, a
teammate looked at him and said, man, you got a
big butt, and he started calling him the big dumper.
(19:47):
Cale's mom was thinking, don't let him call you that, honey.
That's a terrible nickname. But now when Seattle, where he plays,
if you go to the team's store. They got Cal
Raleigh jerseys and on the back it doesn't see Raleigh,
it says Big Dumper.
Speaker 1 (20:01):
I guess his mom has tickled to death. She's getting
to cut.
Speaker 5 (20:05):
But I'll tell you he leads, uh majorly. Not judged
the great hitter, not o tany Big Dumper has thirty
eight home runs this year already, and nobody at this
juncture except for Barry Bonds, has hit this many homers.
And Burry had a giant had I'm not going to
tell you why the thing expanded. Man his head he
could have bowled with. But I'll tell you cow is
(20:28):
a nice guy, he said. The highlight playing in the
All Star Game was his dad was pitching to him
in the home run derby and his little brother was
catching for him, and he just, uh, he is just
a fantastic But that's a that's a good nickname.
Speaker 1 (20:44):
Any any bats right and left handed, He's a amphibious basketball. Actually,
there was a headline I saw on the internet. Some
newspaper actually printed it that way, didn't. I've been saying
it like that. I can't even think of the real
word you use now, ambidextrious, ambidexter after well, but that's
(21:08):
that's up. But it worked is good.
Speaker 5 (21:12):
Amphibious. I was there when a basketball player from Ensi State,
Oh really said that I can go to my left,
I can go to my right and what they call amphibious,
And I'm thinking, I love my job.
Speaker 1 (21:27):
All right. So that's fun for baseball. Now, next week's
gonna be good for the NFL. Tom, tell us what's
going on, buddy.
Speaker 5 (21:34):
Everybody will have opened camp by Wednesday. Uh, Atlanta and
Pittsburgh gona last to open, and everybody will be going
and then it just goes and it goes and done
stop till February in California for the Super Bowl. It's
gonna be a weird deal in Charlotte because camp will
not be open to fans. They're doing a lot of
construction down there. But I will be representing John Boy
(21:56):
and Billy and I will be there and I will
tell you what's going on. And you know we're calling
from camp here. You can apply that to any camp
wherever you're listening from, because it's it's kind of the same. Everywhere.
It's hot, people are getting mad at each other. I'll
tell you this, if you get a chance to go
to camp and you have kids, bring them. It's gonna
(22:19):
be hot, it's gonna be uncomfortable. I cannot promise you
autographs for those kids are gonna see something. They're gonna
see great plays. They're gonna see great players and nobody's
ever heard of. And they're gonna remember for the rest
of their lives that you took them.
Speaker 1 (22:34):
Well. Time you find a shady spot. Can't wait to
get your report from next week Panthers training camp. You
the man, Tom Love you mean it, buddy.
Speaker 5 (22:42):
Thank you guys. Everybody have a good weekend.
Speaker 1 (22:44):
Oh right, you too, mam. Well, let's play out some
wordy word as we get rid of the ease off
in the weekend one eight hundred Big Show you told
free line, Get a couple contestants, play next good morning,
(23:22):
Let's big show on the radio. Feature track from the
Big Show bit box as a nerd sing star party.
Yeah not half bad. We thought you loved us. It's
all bad man, It is funny stuff keyword star party
And right now it should be time to play our game.
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Oh on their contest button that'll work. Click on that
and try and can't get through, We'll call you.
Speaker 6 (23:50):
Don't letting do I had to everybody's head about the bat.
Speaker 1 (23:53):
Okay, my birthday word not a worthy word. Let's meet
the contestants. We got Freddy from Acon, South, caah Lina.
Good morning, Freddy, Well game, this might help if I
actually answer the phone so we can hear Freddy. Freddy,
is that you buddy? All right? Now we might be
(24:14):
able to play this game. Let's see who we got
on another line. That's Vincent from Knoxville, Tennessee. Good morning, Vincent,
mourning everybody all right then, John boy?
Speaker 8 (24:30):
Oh we good.
Speaker 1 (24:31):
Vincent's just trying to team us up here. I'm gonna
put dater on your side to make you feel good.
Speaker 12 (24:35):
We don't, Yeah, I feel good with that trusty tato.
We gonna we're gonna skin somebody today.
Speaker 1 (24:43):
Right right, well, leslie, what we can do? Me and
Freddy gonna give you something to shoot at for the
first thirty seconds, Freddy and Vincent, our word tablet is
to do with a house slash home words to do
with a house or home. Okay, so Vincent's relaxing me
(25:07):
and Freddy. Let's start the clock. Now. You wring this, yes, okay,
this is what you heat your house with. Go down
and check the what no, No, it's just in the basement,
the big one. Yeah, that's it. Uh huh. This is
(25:29):
what you got to get leaves out of the catcher's rain. Yeah.
This is where the man puts letters in at the
end of your drive. At the end of your drive. Yes,
did you say in his hand? He said the shedd Okay,
(25:50):
why right, flatterer, I got you. So that's good word.
Freddy put a four on the board. So Tayter and Vincent,
He isn't you ready to get the skin in beginning?
Speaker 12 (26:03):
Oh yeah, let's do this, okay, start the clock.
Speaker 4 (26:07):
Now.
Speaker 2 (26:07):
This is that piece of wood over your fireplace.
Speaker 1 (26:10):
It's called the what mantel.
Speaker 7 (26:14):
Instead of a shower, you may get into one of
these bathtub you look out through this. They're made of
glass and several in your house windows.
Speaker 10 (26:23):
You.
Speaker 2 (26:24):
This is where the ladders go. You put them out
in the what.
Speaker 7 (26:30):
No, it's another building, like yeah, boy, this is not
You don't have a deck.
Speaker 2 (26:34):
You have just cement. It's called a what you're on the.
Speaker 1 (26:37):
Back what patio?
Speaker 12 (26:39):
Patio?
Speaker 1 (26:39):
All right, Well, y'all did get a five to take
the lead by one, so play five to four going
in the round two Freddy, let's see what we can do.
Are you ready? So starting the clock now? The room
where you cook your meals kitchen?
Speaker 6 (26:59):
Uh huh.
Speaker 1 (27:00):
This is what you turn on a ceiling. What the breeze? Yeah,
uh huh. This is the two words where the whole
all y'all gether. Let's meet in the blank blank living
room another not living but blank room. Your your wife,
your kids? What is that?
Speaker 13 (27:19):
No?
Speaker 1 (27:20):
No, your kids is.
Speaker 8 (27:22):
What you're what.
Speaker 14 (27:26):
You're what?
Speaker 8 (27:27):
Ready out?
Speaker 1 (27:29):
Gosh?
Speaker 13 (27:29):
I didn't.
Speaker 1 (27:30):
I wasn't supposed to. Dang, I'm sorry, Tatum messes up?
Speaker 8 (27:34):
Man?
Speaker 2 (27:34):
You want fifteen extra seconds?
Speaker 5 (27:35):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (27:36):
Okay, no, it's excid, go get it. I would use
them right, two R two that's a six, so vincit. Yeah,
well visit tatter. All y'all need is one to tie
and two will win. All right, so have at it.
Speaker 2 (27:52):
Picking up on that go another name for the den
family room. This is where.
Speaker 7 (28:00):
Your clothes get washed in the washing machine.
Speaker 2 (28:05):
Yeah, but it's it's it's inside.
Speaker 1 (28:07):
What tied up?
Speaker 2 (28:10):
No, no, no, no, in your house.
Speaker 3 (28:11):
It's a place in your hungry all right, Vincent, I
wasn't exactly a skin, Freddy.
Speaker 1 (28:22):
We came up a little short there, buddy, but you
can try again anytime. All right, tat Nieto shot down
the road, Freddy, wish your wheel, buddy, beautiful agen All right, buddy,
Vincent over Knoxville. You get your prize back headed your way, Ma, congratulations.
Speaker 12 (28:44):
Sound good, combine listen, first time caller, and if you
don't mind, I want to give a shout out my
best friend in the world, Marley at one more time.
Speaker 1 (28:53):
V I t well, Rob Vincy morning, got a big
show on the radio, and we are here at bit
request time. We got Sterling Ashby out of Manchester, Pennsylvania
saying can we hear a married man? Please? Will you
use the magic word sterling? We get your married man
(29:15):
coming up next. Good morning, Big shows on the radio.
(29:43):
Something you'd like to hear hear before on the big show.
Tater is wonderful at finding what y'all talking about. It's
up on a jump on Billy Facebook page.
Speaker 8 (29:54):
We'll get it for you.
Speaker 1 (29:56):
Please, like we're doing here. Sterling Ashby from Manchester, Sylvania,
Sterling Ashby, Mommy, I'm leaving the get up as my
favorite sterling next to my old sterling Marlin Mody. I'll
get them a go. I'm sorry, that big what little good?
(30:17):
He's married man? Hit it, my read man. Myried man
drives around in our minivan, has no sen life.
Speaker 8 (30:31):
I'll let him do what the shee says.
Speaker 1 (30:34):
HiT's up our timing groove. Well there's a screw you'll find.
Speaker 8 (30:39):
The married man.
Speaker 11 (30:41):
As our story opens, married man is checking in with
his wife Honey Bunny from the Action Friends temporary home
base in sunny southern California. Well, that's right, Honey Bunny drinking.
But I mean Captain Action guy is out shooting some
TV commercial. Yeah, we're just waiting for him to get
back to the whole Hell. No, the stripper, I mean
(31:02):
Captain Action Girl isn't here. She went to the TV
shoot too, And I wasn't too sure about this schecky
Djibouti the Pakistani agent guy. But it looks like he's
delivering the goods. What's that? No, College buddy and I
aren't actually in any of the TV ads. No, I'm
not sure why. Yes, I'm sure they'll get the rest
(31:23):
of us involved in something real soon. Yes, but no,
Monica is staying in a different room. In fact, she
and Ronnie are on a completely different floor. They're in
the presidential suite. What sweet are we in? Well, it's
not a sweet really. It's sort of a one bedroom
with a fold out couch in the dam. Yes, it's
quite a bit smaller than the presidential scheep. But no,
(31:45):
it doesn't bother me at all. Okay, maybe just a little.
Speaker 14 (31:49):
A good afternoon to you, gentlemen, the conquering heroes every time.
Speaker 1 (31:53):
Hey, honeys hey, who needs a cattail? Oops?
Speaker 11 (31:57):
Listen, honey, they just got back. I'll call you later,
tell you have everything. Turn, I love you, look y'all.
Speaker 1 (32:03):
Knee bebes, y'all? Did you get them big enough?
Speaker 4 (32:06):
Man?
Speaker 1 (32:06):
They must have cast some fortune.
Speaker 15 (32:08):
Bos for last big guy. They hook us up for
free free. Yeah, it was a trade deal for some
TV time.
Speaker 14 (32:14):
And speaking of TV time, I have the rough cuts
from the TV commercials right here.
Speaker 1 (32:18):
Who wants to have a look?
Speaker 15 (32:20):
Yeah, pop that baby in the VCR. Prepare to be
dazzled by my acting skills, y'all. I might be his
next mel Gibson.
Speaker 1 (32:27):
You look more like the next Hoot Gibson. Let me see.
Speaker 14 (32:30):
First, we had the Crazy Glickman's used car Megamore, come
on down, see crazy Glickman. I'll do anything to sell
you a car. Hell, eat anything that you want me
to eat. I'll lick anything that you want me to lick.
Come on down, help you on a dog. Remember, if
you buy your next car from anybody else, you're the
one that's crazy, right, Captain action Guy.
Speaker 15 (32:50):
You tell him, big guy.
Speaker 1 (32:52):
Oh what did you think you mean? That's it? He
just had that one line? What did not not not?
We are trying to easey into TV stardom slowly. Here's
another good one. The law form of Laurel and Harding.
Speaker 15 (33:07):
So remember, if you've been injured in an accident, call
me Frank Laurel or.
Speaker 13 (33:11):
Me Paul Harding will make here you get everything that's
coming to you.
Speaker 1 (33:14):
Right, Captain action guy, You tell him, be guy. You
have it one line again in a trepidawers.
Speaker 11 (33:22):
It ain't all about me. It's about helping the people.
What people well, so far it looks like poor, stupid,
accident prone people and crappy cars exactly.
Speaker 1 (33:33):
Here's another good one.
Speaker 11 (33:35):
All of me is a egos minomere is pedro loco
venido a la cassae coches s mui grande iguardare Muccio
di nio capitan laxion.
Speaker 1 (33:45):
You tell him, I.
Speaker 11 (33:47):
Mean, see, okay, poor stupid, accident prone Mexican people in
crappy card.
Speaker 8 (33:53):
Great.
Speaker 1 (33:53):
Now he's an idiot in two languages, and here's a
celebrity endorsements.
Speaker 14 (34:00):
Fool this, mister t I'm pitty of a fool to
don't use one one hundred cocolet and we have the kids.
Speaker 1 (34:04):
Don't be a fool, stay in school. Can't tell him,
Big Gray, Well, it could have been worse. At least
it wasn't Carara Top.
Speaker 8 (34:12):
We're doing that one next week.
Speaker 15 (34:13):
Yeah, hey, here comes in one we get to play
for a Moniker's new ride.
Speaker 1 (34:18):
So remember, y'all, when you want boobs for less, it's
boobs for less, any girl, any size.
Speaker 13 (34:23):
Just ninety nine ninety five called doctor Tony today one
eight hundred and.
Speaker 8 (34:27):
Forty four four eight sixty seven.
Speaker 1 (34:29):
That's one eight hundred and four Biggins.
Speaker 8 (34:31):
Do you tell them, big girl?
Speaker 1 (34:34):
Roll up?
Speaker 11 (34:35):
Monica. I thought you did a very good job for
a first timer. Hey what about me, Bake Grat Oh yeah,
you were great too, especially like the last one.
Speaker 1 (34:43):
Instead a big guy, you said, big girl two.
Speaker 15 (34:46):
Uni versatile, and you gotta admit old doctor Tony did
a heck of a job on Moniker's New Headers, didn't
he eat?
Speaker 8 (34:52):
Yeah?
Speaker 11 (34:53):
Yeah, yeah, Okay, So, married man, how much longer you
think we should extend our stay?
Speaker 1 (35:02):
This is going so well.
Speaker 11 (35:03):
Well, I think we need to at least stay until
some of these checks clear. Captain Action Guy, the king
of Late night TV, adds wholly anything for a buck
you and again next time, when we'll hear the guy
from the Male Impotence Remedy commercial say so call today,
increased potency in better performance or just a phone call away.
Captain Action Guy say you, and Captain Action Girls say, I'm.
Speaker 1 (35:29):
So drunk and well and down I'm touching.
Speaker 11 (35:38):
Don't miss our next speak the Tightening Adventure, Same married time,
same married channel.
Speaker 1 (35:44):
Well those school you'll find the married mine. Good morning,
(36:16):
Big Joe's on the radio here for a few more minutes.
Appreciate you kicking your Friday off with us. Our featured
track from the Big Box Keyword Star Party. If you
like this for your John Boy and Billy album.
Speaker 13 (36:38):
I went to the Star Party to stare into the sky.
I brought a dozen teal A Scouts because.
Speaker 8 (36:49):
I'm a nerdy guy. I'm the star of the star party.
Speaker 13 (36:55):
I'm kind of a big deal, they all said, I'm
living proof that aliens are really Bunnet's dark out.
Speaker 8 (37:07):
Now let's turn this mother out.
Speaker 9 (37:11):
If you like boring hobbies, then Astrata meats far out.
Speaker 1 (37:18):
A turnout there was pretty huge.
Speaker 13 (37:22):
We had nearly ten that's twice as many as last year,
but it was mostly men.
Speaker 8 (37:32):
We saw a meteor shower.
Speaker 13 (37:35):
It was pretty rad, truth be told, it's the only
shower most it ever had.
Speaker 8 (37:44):
But it's dark out. Now, let's turn this mother out.
Speaker 9 (37:51):
If you like boring hobbies, then Astrona meats far out.
Speaker 13 (38:05):
Looked at all the same old stars. There was nothing new.
We pulled our cash and sent someone to buy a
sall a broom.
Speaker 8 (38:18):
They came back with a tall boy.
Speaker 13 (38:21):
We passed that beer around, turned up that song from
Star Wars.
Speaker 8 (38:29):
And everyone got down. The Bunnet's dark out. Now let's
turn this mother out.
Speaker 9 (38:38):
If you like boring hobbies, then Astronomy is far out.
Speaker 13 (38:52):
Everyone got tipsy and stripped down to our socks.
Speaker 8 (38:58):
The cops showed up, a man cased us. All was
quiet a shock.
Speaker 13 (39:05):
They took us all downtown and held us without bail.
You'd be surprised how many moons that you see and jail.
Speaker 8 (39:19):
Dark catal. Now let's turn this mother out.
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If you like boring hobbies, then astratamyas far out.
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