November 11, 2025 • 48 mins
Tuesday (pt 1 of 2): On Today’s Late Riser’s Podcast, we’ll travel back to October 2002.. - This is just good vintage John Boy & Billy.. - We get a complaint letter about Robert D. Raiford.. - It was Race Week in our home city, Charlotte.. - Murray get hypnotized.. - Rev. Sincere and Goober stop by.. - An archeologist writes in to straighten us out on Thanksgiving traditions.. - and John Boy’s High School buddy, Mario shares some of his ideas for TV programming…
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Hi, your Big Show fans. Citizen Randy with you, and
today's Late Riser podcast comes to you from yet another
trip in the Big Show time machine. This one comes
from October the first, two thousand and two. I think
we were just before moving into race weekend in Charlotte.
So a little bit of talk about that, a little
(00:22):
bit of talk about Mario, a little bit of talk
about some things we wish we hadn't talked about.
Speaker 2 (00:28):
And maybe we'll dig up a good old stoopie quiz.
Speaker 1 (00:33):
Yeah, all that and more on today's Late Risers Podcast.
Speaker 3 (00:38):
Enjoy the show.
Speaker 4 (00:39):
Robert d Rayford comudget at large on The John Boy
and Billy Show. Well we see those master racist Jesse
Jackson and Al Sharpton are playing the race card again,
this time against those of their own race. The producers
and actors in the popular film Barbershop, the movie which
captures the tart batter among customers in an African American
Harris Alat has drawn criticism for a scene in which
(01:02):
a character mocks the Reverend doctor Martin Luther King Junior
and Rosa Parks. The Reverend Jesse Jackson and the Reverend
Al Sharpton have called on the studio MGM to apologize
and to delete the jokes from future video and DVD versions.
Chris McGuirk, vice chairman and chief operations officer of them GM,
says the company would do neither. Its one fictional character
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expressing an opinion and everyone else shouts him down. We
think this is a good movie with an uplifting message.
He added that the writer, director, and most of the
cast were African American his word. Since it opened on
September thirteenth, Barber Shop has received positive reviews and has
been the most popular movie in America, accounting for about
(01:46):
forty million in ticket sales. In one scene, a character
played by the comedian Cedric the Entertainer riles the shop regulars,
ridiculing Doctor King for his marital infidelities and dismissing Miss
Park's contribution to the civil rights movement as simply sitting down.
He also treats mister Jackson to a hearty expletive. Mister
(02:07):
Sharpton said he might call for a national boycott of
the movie as early as Friday if the studio did
not meet with him to discuss the jokes.
Speaker 5 (02:16):
They didn't.
Speaker 4 (02:18):
In the movie, the character also says that Rodney King
deserved the beating he got from Los Angeles police officers
after leaning them on a high speed chase. And here's
another take on that. Michael Eric Dyson, professor of Religious
Studies and Africanist Studies at the University of Pennsylvania, says,
a film is an act of imagination, a highly individual
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impression of things, sometimes very idiosyncratic. It is not a
policy directive. That does not mean that politics do not
shape what we see on the screen. Politics are at
work all the time, sometimes in ways we can spot
and other times in ways we can barely discern. But
when it comes to black folk, a film is never
just a film. It is seen as a politic statement
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or a social document. Good movies can throw in our
face truths we would rather dismiss or believe we would
rather overlook and avoid. I think such truth telling and
the discomfort that provokes is behind the few are raised
over barbershop. The film is one man's take on how
things are, and it's an awfully funny one, so says
(03:22):
a black professor. And I say, Jesse Jackson and Al Sharpton,
why doesn't somebody just step on them? And some are
doing that I'm merely Robert d Rafer, John Boy and
Billy Shows.
Speaker 6 (03:35):
Good morning. The Big Show is on the radio for this.
Don't tell me Tuesday. It's to October the one.
Speaker 7 (03:40):
Uh huh?
Speaker 3 (03:41):
Look at that? All right? Oh look, what are you
supposed to be your worst nightmare.
Speaker 8 (03:54):
On your payroll?
Speaker 3 (03:55):
It's working.
Speaker 6 (04:02):
Forty first week, two hundred and seventy fourth day of
two thousand and two. They were ninety one days left
until two thousand and three, nine times.
Speaker 3 (04:07):
Eight fifty nine. Hey, yeah, that's a real number. But
I'm getting closed. I'm gaining on it.
Speaker 6 (04:18):
Let's see if went have been early last night, Baltimore
beat undefeated, different Broncos.
Speaker 8 (04:23):
I had a lot riding on that.
Speaker 6 (04:24):
Baltimore was one of those teams at Carolina Panthers beat
when they added them all up and how bad they were.
Detroit was another team that Carolina Panthers beat. When they
were talking about how bad they were, Detroit wins.
Speaker 8 (04:33):
Now, who was it talking about how bad they were? Oh?
Speaker 6 (04:35):
I remember it was you. Well that's over now, baby.
I was just trying to pump them up psychologically. It's
on that tough look. Yeah, anything else? What are the stories?
What happened yesterday that is standing out in each of
y'all's minds. That's a new thing I want to do
every morning. Yes, what happened yesterday, whether it's personal, national, worldwide, whatever,
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what stands out in your mind yesterday?
Speaker 8 (05:01):
Personal, I went to a family friend's funeral.
Speaker 4 (05:05):
Okay, buzz killer, I'm sorry what stands out?
Speaker 6 (05:14):
You know, you gotta I know, I know, I'm sorry
about that. Uh, I hope everything was all right. It
was your father in law's girlfriend.
Speaker 2 (05:21):
Yes, Betty Mark, and she was she was house in
my hometown. A lot of people knew her, Yeah, everybody, everybody.
Speaker 8 (05:29):
It was very distraught. It was a it was a
tough time.
Speaker 6 (05:31):
I'm sorry about that. You uh, you case your mama
for her? Okay, Okay, I can't follow that.
Speaker 3 (05:39):
I'm too bummed out to say anything. Yeah, it was.
Speaker 8 (05:41):
A great service. So we're we're everybody.
Speaker 3 (05:43):
Is she in heaven now?
Speaker 5 (05:45):
Okay?
Speaker 3 (05:45):
Happy ending? All right, let's move on.
Speaker 6 (05:48):
Good Morning the big shows right here on the radio
for this Tuesday morning. James Gregory's playing the Cleveland County
Fair tonight as Cleveland County, North Carolina. We'll talk to
him on the telephone about that James and the fair.
I hope they don't think the freak man?
Speaker 3 (06:06):
What what?
Speaker 8 (06:07):
What would James be that here? Like fat Man?
Speaker 3 (06:09):
He would escape hopefully not the hoochie coochie show by
the head off a chicken.
Speaker 2 (06:17):
If it's a real, if it's a really bad fair,
he could be the bearded man.
Speaker 3 (06:23):
Philia said in the Tilted World. He looks like he
should be running the Tilted World. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (06:31):
Have you ever been to the Cleveland Counting fir That's
the that's the bigg is that right around these parts?
Speaker 8 (06:36):
Yeah, that's take me.
Speaker 3 (06:38):
You gotta eat four cord dogs before you get on
the tilt World.
Speaker 2 (06:41):
The fair is john boy hell, and I have no
intentions of entering it.
Speaker 3 (06:46):
I'll take you yeah, oh yeah, serve me up like this.
Speaker 9 (06:53):
Just don't move and they won't roll.
Speaker 2 (07:00):
The weirdest thing I saw at the Cabaris Counting Fair
I went to recently. I was walking up to the
animal hut where all the chickens were on display, and
standing outside of it as the greeter. Not really, but
just kind of worked out that way. Ernie Irvin, I swear,
I like walking up, Hey, Hey you doing.
Speaker 3 (07:15):
Say hey, Ernie? Did he happen to chicken costume on No,
he was standing there. That's good.
Speaker 6 (07:22):
Well listen, Well, let's let's hurry up. We got some
stuff to do this morning. It's Tuesday, October the first.
Here are the dates in history that we're gonna get
our outburst questions from categories. All right, so this is
the time you should think along if you're planned on
dialing in and trying to play actor Walter Matthowl real
last name is Matte kushnick.
Speaker 3 (07:38):
Sk sk or something like that.
Speaker 6 (07:40):
Waitit, waitmit, you spelled it down fanatically for matt Shu
and shot VASKI.
Speaker 3 (07:44):
There you go, all right, Matthow. He would have been
eighty two.
Speaker 6 (07:49):
Matthound once said his strangest acting experience was when he
caused Elvis Presley to throw up while they were filming
a scene for the movie King Creole.
Speaker 3 (07:56):
We were under toombed the world.
Speaker 6 (08:00):
He was shot right after luncheon when Matthew Smacktaib was
across the back the King Yak, and the shot was
not used.
Speaker 3 (08:07):
Probably don't want to see nice going near, Keen mcgree.
Speaker 7 (08:13):
He.
Speaker 6 (08:13):
Mathow died July first, two thousand, According to his wishes
his funeral was a brief, no fuss service, and he
was buried in a plain pine casket.
Speaker 3 (08:22):
I'm already gone, what's the difference, but.
Speaker 6 (08:26):
It was on this day nineteen oh eight, Henry Ford
introduced the first mass produced Model T automobile to the market.
First models cost eight hundred and twenty five dollars, although
the price soon dropped to as little as two hundred
and fifty dollars per car. By nineteen thirteen, Ford was
producing half of the automobiles in the US, and nearly
fifteen million Model Ts were sold between nineteen oh eight
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nineteen twenty seven. Now, the first Model T weighed about
twelve hundred pounds, had a top speed of forty five
miles an hour, got between thirteen and twenty one miles
per gallon. It was also the first car to feature
a steering wheel on the left side.
Speaker 9 (09:00):
You know, what I've heard is that Henry Ford liked
the Model T so much he wouldn't let him change
anything on it.
Speaker 3 (09:06):
And he made basically the.
Speaker 9 (09:07):
Same car for like, you know, fifteen or twenty years,
and these other manufacturers were always doing these refinements and
you know, the new body styles or something like that,
and that's how everybody else got a piece of Ford's business.
Yeah about that, But he thought the Model T was
the perfect car and it didn't need changing.
Speaker 3 (09:23):
It was changing.
Speaker 6 (09:23):
What does that sound like? Well, he'll be in in
just a few minutes after your deep.
Speaker 3 (09:28):
What difference than me? I put the steerwell on that
roller rephone, I ain't changing.
Speaker 6 (09:34):
It was on a state nineteen thirty two, Babe Ruth,
as legend has it, called his home run against Chicago's
Charlie Root in the fifth inning of Game three of
the World Series with a point toward right center field,
then smacks the next pitch into the right field seats
and won the game for the New York Yankees seven
to five.
Speaker 3 (09:51):
Remember that kid in the hospital, I'm gonna smack it
right up there. Now, there you go as he legs up.
Speaker 6 (09:58):
If you would like to play, Oh, by the way,
the prize by gage one hundred dollars gift card from
AutoZone qualify for that trip for two to race weekend.
Low's Motor Speedway includes airfare, suite at the University Homewood Suites,
rental card, clubhouse seats, or three days of racing. A
Friday morning visit to the Big Show Studio five hundred
dollars in spending money. That's all Curtis of my friends
and all those zones. So one night hundred Big Show
(10:20):
Caller nine.
Speaker 3 (10:21):
You'll play that.
Speaker 5 (10:28):
Come on to the big Shows on the raadiover.
Speaker 6 (10:30):
At amount of an hour's playing the superdst.
Speaker 5 (10:35):
Let's play Outdrost.
Speaker 3 (10:36):
It's the game that anyone ten win. John Boyd.
Speaker 5 (10:42):
Gave big prize.
Speaker 3 (10:46):
Let's go contested number one. This should be a lot
of fun.
Speaker 6 (10:52):
Win.
Speaker 3 (10:52):
You're playing upbrust have a hurry up and guess time
you love the best time you love?
Speaker 5 (10:59):
A big show on the line. Neil from r God.
Speaker 6 (11:11):
Hello Neil, alright, Neil, okay, this morning?
Speaker 3 (11:18):
Everything all right? The only way to work?
Speaker 8 (11:20):
You at work?
Speaker 3 (11:20):
What you're doing?
Speaker 9 (11:20):
Neil?
Speaker 5 (11:21):
Where are you man thinking to know him?
Speaker 7 (11:23):
Go to work?
Speaker 3 (11:23):
All right? Well, this won't take long. You're gonna win
to lose you ready, I'm ready, all right?
Speaker 6 (11:28):
Three things you might eat for lunch and later throw up.
If Walter matth, I'll hit you on the back.
Speaker 5 (11:33):
Ready, go ham murder hot cold. Let's tell that one.
Speaker 6 (11:36):
Alright, I just told me like a peanut butter nine
er sounds making fried in butter Oh yes, sir, all right, Neil, Sorry,
someday you're gonna wait through the hundred pounds, Neil.
Speaker 3 (11:50):
Three Ford automobiles ready go.
Speaker 6 (11:54):
Busting, Thunderbird and Crown Victoria. All right, see a new
Thunderbird that's good looking?
Speaker 3 (12:00):
Right, okay, Neil for the win. Three professional baseball players ready.
Speaker 5 (12:06):
To go madic just to thank Aaron.
Speaker 3 (12:08):
Look at.
Speaker 6 (12:11):
Neil is walking out the door on winter first time caller.
One dollars gift card from all those on Neil your
names that big old big Show tripp for two up
here to shot at Big Show Studios, Low's Motor Speedway
Speedway Club, five hundred bucks and spending cash.
Speaker 3 (12:26):
How about it here?
Speaker 6 (12:27):
You know boy?
Speaker 7 (12:28):
Love you mean it right back?
Speaker 3 (12:30):
Catch you.
Speaker 6 (12:32):
Hey, didn't make it even go to work now, bgead
Jack can talk to you for three nine to five
an hour, I mean a minute.
Speaker 10 (12:39):
I'm sorry, ready for checking in.
Speaker 4 (12:51):
And yeah, I know about the Model T Forge boys
were talking about doing yucking up time and Model a's
and Model b's too. Randy. I bet you didn't know
that they had a Model B Ford, did you.
Speaker 8 (13:02):
I bet you're wrong.
Speaker 4 (13:03):
I bet you're wrong. Randy knows all about those Carsprosey
didn't have one sitting out there. One of the boys
in high school had a Model T and we'd ride
around Myrtle Beach in that. During the war, we'd siphon
gasoline from cars Park to the Ocean Forest Hotel to
ride around in. They were rich folks and they got
extra gas anyway. But before that, I learned to drive
a Model B Ford. It was a Ford coup or coupe.
(13:27):
It was a slight refinement of the Model A. This
was a converted Model B that my uncle used as
a farm field vehicle. Had a rumble seat and that
was where all the tools were carried. I learned to
drive and the Model B Ford up and down Morehead Road.
That's the road that goes along the west side of
what is now Low's Motor Speedway, the road that links
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Highway twenty nine and forty nine. People go to the
races know all about that road. You've probably been on
it too. That was before the road was paved and
during the winter we'd have to put the wheels of
that old Model B Ford in the ruts to run
the groove. But well, I take that thing and drive
it down to mister Yates and live at the bottom
of the hill. Take the milk down there so he
could take it over to the creamway. Of course, I
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learned to drive a tractor first, as many people did.
Many young boys learned to drive a tractor, get out
in the field, and you get to drive in a car.
So that's a little bit about my experiences with what
they were talking about. The old model t model, A
model b Ford, Robert D. Rayford, been there, done that
on the John Boy and Billy Show.
Speaker 3 (14:31):
Good morning.
Speaker 6 (14:31):
He got a big show right here on the radio.
Coming up next, we're gonna call our agent Murray. I'm
sure he's up bright at it this morning, working hard
on our careers here okay, it was worth of shot.
Speaker 3 (14:41):
And then coming up later a trip to the panther
game with me. See how it is.
Speaker 6 (14:46):
Documentation from Skillett's brother, Little Little Home Skillet. We call
him little omelet omelet pan No. I gotta come up
with a better nickname for Todd anyway, that's coming up.
Speaker 3 (14:57):
Don't apologize to me, apologize.
Speaker 6 (14:59):
To Hill, good morning. To make shows on the radio,
going away for the hour? Was somebody to answer the
phone over to Murray's Alice here shouldn't be Seal.
Speaker 11 (15:16):
Let's see here, Hello, Red Hot Coiling Incorporated, serving you
since nineteen seventy four with bar bands and dog acts
and oh so much more. Our talented roster is very extensive,
and none of their prices are very expensive. We'll send
them out over We'll call them by Booper. You'll love
the price too. They don't come any cheaper, he.
Speaker 3 (15:38):
Is, mister Bestow. No, this is yeah, John, won't billy here?
What's shaking?
Speaker 7 (15:42):
Seal?
Speaker 11 (15:43):
What's shaking? Who?
Speaker 3 (15:44):
You're the big batlite.
Speaker 11 (15:47):
We'll don't it doesn't suit you.
Speaker 3 (15:48):
O get fined. He we talked to Murray.
Speaker 11 (15:51):
I don't think that's such a good idea.
Speaker 2 (15:53):
Me neither.
Speaker 3 (15:53):
But he's the only agent we have.
Speaker 11 (15:55):
No, no, no, seriously, Murray is kind of out of
sorts right now.
Speaker 7 (15:59):
What do you mean, Well, that's kind of a weird story.
Speaker 11 (16:01):
The other night, Murray took some of the office staff
over to the laugh Barn. He took us to see
this the Mighty Mesmer, some comedy hypnotist guy.
Speaker 3 (16:10):
Was a good shoke.
Speaker 11 (16:11):
Not really. The guy is like eighty seven years old
standard stuff. He breaks people up out of the audience,
puts him in a trance makes him do stupid stuff,
you know. So he gets Murray up there, he hands
in this frying pan and gives him one of those
post hypnotic suggestions. Every time he heard a certain word,
he would hit himself in the head with the fine Wow,
(16:32):
that's what he says. And then in the middle of
his act, this mighty mesmer guy grabs his chest and
hits the floor like a ton of bricks. He drops
dead of a heart attack right there on stage.
Speaker 3 (16:43):
Man, that must have been weird.
Speaker 11 (16:45):
Yeah, but here's the real problem. He killed over before
he had a chance to cancel Murray's post hypnotics.
Speaker 6 (16:52):
So he's still walking around hitting himself in a head
with a frying pad.
Speaker 11 (16:55):
Yep, every time he hears the secret code word.
Speaker 3 (16:58):
What's the word?
Speaker 11 (16:59):
Babe?
Speaker 7 (17:00):
Oh?
Speaker 3 (17:01):
No, wonder he's out of swords. Well, what are you
gonna do?
Speaker 11 (17:04):
Well? I found this book at Amazon dot com called
post Hypnotic Suggestion for Dummy. It's back quartered, though, but
she'll be here about in the middle of next week.
I figured we can straight him out then.
Speaker 3 (17:15):
Man, this could be serious.
Speaker 11 (17:16):
Yeah, but on the bright side, it's cutting too loopy
to bother anybody else in the office.
Speaker 3 (17:20):
Don't know what's going on, not a clue.
Speaker 11 (17:23):
It's weird.
Speaker 3 (17:23):
Well can we talk to him?
Speaker 11 (17:25):
Sure, but just be careful what you say. Okay, no
prob Hey Mary Jambo on Cabby on two.
Speaker 7 (17:32):
Hold on you baby, okay, baby, hello Jimbo love you
mean it?
Speaker 3 (17:37):
Yeah?
Speaker 7 (17:38):
Hey bab Ow.
Speaker 3 (17:41):
Murry Okay, Yeah, I'm.
Speaker 7 (17:43):
Fine, babe Ow. I've had the worst splitting headache since
last Saturday night.
Speaker 3 (17:49):
Yeah, maybe you should take a few days off.
Speaker 7 (17:51):
Well, I wish I could, but I'm interviewing a potential
new client today. Oh yeah's that Kathleen Norman. She's this
fitness expert, got her own workout shit on cable accesis
you've seen it that? I? Oh, Jimbo, she is the
total package, peppy, knowledgeable and what a babe ow.
Speaker 3 (18:10):
And you think you got a shout a signing her up?
Speaker 7 (18:12):
Huh. Yeah, she knows fitness. But that's about it.
Speaker 11 (18:16):
You know.
Speaker 7 (18:16):
I'm not one to take advantage of somebody's inexperience or anything,
but when it comes to business, since this girl is
like a babe in the woods, Ow.
Speaker 6 (18:26):
Maybe you should take some time off. Let one of
the other guys in Alves handler just go home and relax.
Speaker 7 (18:31):
You know, actually that does sound kind of good. Maybe
I'll stop by the video hut and run a couple
of movies.
Speaker 3 (18:36):
Now you're talking, just lay back, take it easy.
Speaker 7 (18:38):
Hey, Hey, you know what movie I've heard a lot
about but I've never seen. Remember that one with the
talking pig you mean.
Speaker 3 (18:44):
Babe, Ow, that's one Borry doing me a favorite. Please
don't rent that one.
Speaker 7 (18:51):
Yeah, I'm not sure them up for the whole talking
animals thing. Anyway. Anyways, let's say the lunch thing sometime
next week. Have you all a machine called my machine,
and remember just what your little hand in mind. There
ain't no yellow mountain we can't climb, guys, Babe, Ow,
I got you, Babe, I got you, babe. And give
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my little that's Billy him too, and Jimbo. Yeah, call
me babe.
Speaker 3 (19:23):
Hey, this Callmerry back about four or five times this morning.
Speaker 6 (19:25):
No, no, no, all right coming up next yes, uh,
a day at the Panthers game with me. This was
the the third home game. No, it was our last
home game, which was the second. When we're still undefeated.
We're hot, so Todd Bradshaw. Bradshaw's brothers had to take
him to the ball game with us. He wrote a
little a little synopsis. I wrote a talking about it
(19:47):
like the Jackie.
Speaker 3 (19:49):
Jackie's gonna read it to us next.
Speaker 5 (20:01):
Morning.
Speaker 6 (20:02):
A big show is on the radio coming up on
John BOYD you have at the time will be played
another one it will be made.
Speaker 3 (20:08):
Might as well be you get your name in the
have of that big show, big trip.
Speaker 6 (20:11):
Of course you have budget ados on a race, weekend,
clubout seats, trip to the Big Show studio right now.
Speaker 3 (20:19):
Little facts from Bradshaw's brother.
Speaker 6 (20:20):
I took him to his first Carolina Panthers game with me,
really yeah, like to spress some fun around.
Speaker 3 (20:25):
And I heard it was his last Carolina Panthers game.
Speaker 5 (20:29):
Is this the same one?
Speaker 3 (20:30):
Maybe?
Speaker 6 (20:30):
Okay, So what he did is just like a time
frame and he's just describing the trip to Jackie.
Speaker 3 (20:36):
Oh this is great, like that about it. Well, let's
here we carriage.
Speaker 12 (20:41):
My first Panthers game by Todd Bradshaw. I get tickled, y'all.
Speaker 3 (20:45):
So hold On.
Speaker 12 (20:46):
Thursday September twelfth, two thousand and two, I was invited
to a Panthers game for food fund and VIP treatment
for being so good to John boy.
Speaker 8 (20:55):
It's just like a dear diary, the exactly.
Speaker 12 (20:57):
Oh man, we meet at twelve pm sharp. I'm told
kick off is one pm. This is Thursday, Sunday, September fifteenth,
two thousand and two. Twelve pm. John Boy comes to
the door, still in his underwear. Not ready yet. Yeah, oh,
I forgot to tell you. In order to go, I
had to drive right. Twelve fifteen really more the reason
(21:23):
adventure begins. Keep track of the time. Twelve thirty. After
two stops, we arrive at the Yellow Rose. Order lunch, No,
just appetizers. Well, it will eat really good at the game.
I'm told, wait, wait, go back up for a second.
Speaker 3 (21:39):
Sure, twelve fifteen you left. You didn't get there until
twelve thirty.
Speaker 5 (21:41):
No, there's a round.
Speaker 3 (21:42):
It's places like five minutes from your house.
Speaker 8 (21:45):
You can walk there in fifteen minutes.
Speaker 12 (21:47):
Okay, keep in mind the time one pm game starts,
we're still at the Yellow Rows. One thirty in the
first quarter, we're still at the Yellow Rows.
Speaker 3 (22:00):
I do the same way with football games. I'm doing races.
You let her by get there before you go.
Speaker 8 (22:04):
Oh, that's your strategy.
Speaker 2 (22:06):
That makes that makes buying those tickets worth even more huh.
Speaker 12 (22:09):
Okay, one thirty one, thinking to myself, is there any
way out of this?
Speaker 5 (22:14):
Huh?
Speaker 12 (22:15):
One thirty two in the bathroom at the Yellow Rose,
praying for help. This is todd two pm, almost end
of the second quarter. We leave for the game. Two pm.
Speaker 8 (22:28):
Here we go.
Speaker 12 (22:29):
After much verbal abuse such as stupid, can't you drive?
Speaker 3 (22:33):
Pull yourself together?
Speaker 12 (22:35):
And man, hello, it's all about me, we finally arrive
at VIP Parking in the rain.
Speaker 3 (22:41):
Huh.
Speaker 12 (22:42):
Two fifteen Walk six blocks out of the way in
the rain just to see John Boys name on the
panther plat, which is misspelled John Fiesley. This is two fifteen.
After a long walk all over the stadium, we realized
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we're lost. We're on the wrong side.
Speaker 3 (23:05):
Of the stadium. I take it right out of elevators
of the left.
Speaker 12 (23:11):
Two thirty two stop to say hi to a group
of baby dolls who recognize John Boy. Everyone is introduced
except me. I'm totally ignored.
Speaker 3 (23:24):
At driving.
Speaker 12 (23:26):
Two thirty three, ask God one more time for help.
Two thirty four See a glimpse of the game on
the TV monitor as we're stopped by the second group
of baby dolls who recognize John Boy.
Speaker 3 (23:39):
Again.
Speaker 12 (23:39):
Everyone is introduced except.
Speaker 3 (23:41):
Me, Hey, whatever your name is.
Speaker 12 (23:48):
Two thirty five. Back to looking for PSL seats. Two
thirty seven, Rescued by a friend who tells John Boy
where his seats are.
Speaker 8 (23:59):
Mister, your seats are to the left, sir.
Speaker 3 (24:03):
Two thirty eight.
Speaker 12 (24:05):
Another baby doll recognizes him. Two forty stop to sign
a fans ticket. John Boy calls him potna. Three pm.
Finally find seats, hold on three oh two, Leave seats
and John Boy complaints it's raining. Three oh three. Return
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to seats alone to retrieve John Boy's jacket that he forgot,
only to be approached by NBA star Muggsy Bogues, who's
only comment to me was tell John Boy he was
in his seats for only two minutes. That may be
an NFL record. We need just a little.
Speaker 3 (24:52):
Bit more dedication from John Boy this season. Oh three
oh five.
Speaker 12 (25:01):
Stop for yet another group of baby dolls who are
telling him how great he and Billy are. Billy three
oh six, wonder why Billy or any of the other
rest of the Big Show gang never come out with us.
Speaker 8 (25:21):
Three oh seven.
Speaker 12 (25:22):
Realize what a stupid question that was. Three nine Leave
to go home after being sent to get the car
in the rain while John Boys, Brad and Rick Wade
inside three twelve praying to be hit by lightning, hit
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by car, food, poisoning, anything to get me out.
Speaker 3 (25:45):
Of this hold.
Speaker 11 (25:46):
On.
Speaker 12 (25:47):
Four PM. Back at the Roads for dinner, we have cheese,
sticks and soups. Five PM. Take John Boy home and
listen to how tired he was from going to the
Panthers game and how much fun.
Speaker 3 (26:07):
Weave had today.
Speaker 11 (26:11):
Right out of time.
Speaker 8 (26:18):
This is great.
Speaker 12 (26:19):
Five o five driving home, trying to find a way
to explain to my wife and children how I came
home without any celebrity autographs during my first Panthers game
with VIP treatment.
Speaker 5 (26:30):
It was that stupid Todd.
Speaker 12 (26:31):
He explained to them that the only celebrity I was
even close to was Munsey Bogues, and all he wanted
to talk about was John Boy. That's when I realized
there is a god and he hates me.
Speaker 3 (26:52):
But you know it's true.
Speaker 12 (26:54):
You now, that's how they treated him.
Speaker 3 (26:56):
That's why we don't go. Todd, if anybody wants to
go to the next bathers gave me. I'm out.
Speaker 8 (27:12):
I'm out.
Speaker 3 (27:14):
I might try one more time. Yeah, Jaggie, me and
you baby, you drive to the idiotmobile.
Speaker 13 (27:35):
You way worried about back down. You never know what
prompted that. I had a couple of.
Speaker 4 (27:52):
Things written down here. I had one written at the top,
I had one written at the bottom, and I didn't
know which one to go to first, sowing up. What
came out being bugged about a baub. Oh, we're the
most litigious society on earth. People sue for the least
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thing and collect money. Well here's one for those crying
tart reform. After being zapped by lightning three times in
eight years, Jonas Wilding is striking back by throwing legal
lightning bolts at the Almighty. I'm sewing for a hundred
million bucks and I know God can afford it, says Wilding.
He's a thirty seven year old rancher who recently filed
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a lawsuit against God. His suit alleges harassment, physical and
mental injuries, as well as distress due to his close
calls with death from above, and after the third time
he sit by lightning, he said, I've had enough.
Speaker 3 (28:47):
I'm mad.
Speaker 4 (28:48):
This is harassment, pure and simple. Wilding's troubles began ten
years ago when he was struck while rolling up cattle
on his ranch thirteen miles outside of Sheridan, Wyhoming. A
sudden storm caught him and before he knew it, he
had been hit by a bolt that killed his horse,
sent him flying about twenty five feet, knocking him senseless.
Then I got hit again in nineteen ninety eight, he said,
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during a camping trip with my wife. That one left
me with some minor nerve damage. And then four months ago, BAM,
I got hit while repairing fences. I was out for
a half day before my heared hand found me. Just
got out of physical therapy, and I still can't taste
anything after that one. What he'd like is a taste
of justice, says his lawsuit isn't frivolous. I'm a church
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going man, but I don't know anyone else I can
blame for this. The odds are something like one in
six hundred thousand of getting hit only twice. Wilding says
he's done nothing to incur this kind of cosmic wrath.
I'm a law biden man. I go to church every
Sunday with my family. I do charity work, I recycle.
I can't imagine why God has singled me out for
this kind of harassment. His lawyer Lloyd Starbucks says he's
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prepared to take the suit all the way to the
US Supreme Court. Didn't worried about the Supreme Court. Not
sure up in court. As far as God's chances are winning,
I don't think he's got a prayer. Robert D Rayfer,
John Boy and Billy Show.
Speaker 6 (30:08):
Good morning, everybody, got a big show on the radio
coming up on John Boy Jeparty time. Another chance for
you don't win a one hundred dollars gift card motos
on Jackson me emails at the Big Show dot com.
Recently I received my official John Moobilly fanclub back, got
my T shirt, Thank you very much. The only thing
is I noticed that John Boy has five fingers and
one thumb on his left hand. Please count them and
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you will agree what I was just wondering if this
was correct.
Speaker 3 (30:34):
That is why he has so much trouble with nine
times eight.
Speaker 6 (30:38):
If this is anonomically correct, anatomically correct, No, you're right.
I can only assume that John Boy is a result
of inbreeding. Ah oh ah, it's.
Speaker 8 (30:48):
To be honest with that. It's not correct.
Speaker 2 (30:49):
It's his feet that has six times and their web Yeah.
Speaker 3 (30:54):
Y'all see swim, give me want him tastairs. Let's count him.
Speaker 8 (30:57):
Okay, you know you can order one. Do you have
a credit?
Speaker 6 (31:02):
I got five five five five count them up comes
at twenty women.
Speaker 3 (31:06):
Yeah that is right.
Speaker 6 (31:07):
Well let me always count with my hands in my
pocket so you can't see me using my fingers.
Speaker 3 (31:13):
Eleven. Okay, Oh John your pocket, try to get it.
Speaker 6 (31:17):
John Boy Billy just wanted you guys who know, just
wanted you guys who know that my unit has been
mobilized to go overseas to defend our country. Just wanted
to ask to keep me and my un to your
prayers and the families of all of us. We'd really
appreciate it. And listening to the show for a long time.
My boss used to make me listen to you guys
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every morning, and I just got to say that when
everything happened on September eleventh, you guys were the only
ones going deep depth on what happened. Thank you, guys,
everything you have done means a lot. Tony from Easily,
South Carolina, Thank you, Tony getting ready to go. Yeah
uh hello to John Boy Billy, mister Rayford. My name
is PFC Jason Jones. I wrote a letter mister Rayford
earlier about us being deployed. You can tell everyone that
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fifteenth Signal and fifty one first Airborne made it in
all right. Would also like to thank KJSR for their
webcast so that we don't miss your show in Cabal.
Best wishes everyone in the state. See you in six months.
Pfc Jason Jones and Operation Desert Spree. Thanks very much. Jason,
be right there on the World Wide Web with you guys.
(32:18):
You got the computer, Nadzie.
Speaker 3 (32:20):
Dear Big show.
Speaker 6 (32:21):
Please allow me to complain about mister Rayford's Friday commentaries.
He read letters aloud during one of his segments Beaver Street,
the on air speculation about the condition of the judges crotch.
Did you hear Rayford on Friday? Thank goodness, my kids
weren't in a car. Mister Rayford has a unique opportunity
every day to enrich, inform and enlighten, et cetera. He
clearly has their credentials and talent to be the next
Charles Caralder Edward R. Murrow of the Morning, and instead
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he squanders his time in mind repeatedly. Oh and please
don't remind me how a confederacy of Dunce's unites against Rayford,
or how his low tolerance of noise indicates his genius.
According to Arthur Schopenhauer, this email is not intended for
mister Rayford. It is a complaint about him. If he
needs a please let me know. I can print him
a paper print out and send it through the postal service.
(33:03):
Thanks for letting me bye.
Speaker 3 (33:06):
I don't come out of geezer at two o'clock. Se
you gotta consider the show.
Speaker 6 (33:12):
I'm all, No, Rayford, we're not agreeing with you on
this one.
Speaker 3 (33:18):
I don't know, but he's probably right.
Speaker 6 (33:22):
Oh, Christy Fowler out of Abilene, Texas.
Speaker 3 (33:25):
What you were talking about?
Speaker 6 (33:26):
Remember?
Speaker 7 (33:27):
Oh?
Speaker 5 (33:27):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (33:27):
It was talking about the judge and it was a
story of the Weekly World News and somebody had called
in commenting on it and they were wondering whether the
judge wore any underwear under her rose. And I was
saying something about, well, there.
Speaker 3 (33:47):
Wasn't a waste of time.
Speaker 5 (33:51):
For still working on his Vegas Loungejacks.
Speaker 3 (33:55):
Well, y'all keep those emails and letters coming.
Speaker 7 (33:57):
What do you like to hear them? All?
Speaker 6 (34:03):
Good morning, the Big Show is on the radio, or
for our worldwide listeners, Good evening the Big Show is
on the radio. Like Stephen Kopp technical search in US
Air Force at Masawa Air Base in Japan, listens to
us on the world Wide Web. Used to listen to
Childs in South Carolina. He's over there now. So it
would be like uh, ten and.
Speaker 3 (34:21):
Thirty at night.
Speaker 9 (34:21):
I think ten thirty Tomorrow night, eleven eleven thirty Tomorrow night.
Speaker 6 (34:26):
Yeah, good tomorrow night. There everybody listen on the Big Show.
Speaker 3 (34:32):
Where a wild way? That's pretty cool man. All right,
here we go.
Speaker 6 (34:34):
It's John Boy Jeopardy time right now. All right, let's
look see what we got here this morning. Most humans
can last several weeks without food and as much as
a couple of weeks without water. But if you tried
to give up this basic necessity, you would die within
ten days.
Speaker 3 (34:51):
Ah, what is grilling sauce? Nobody I like you?
Speaker 6 (34:55):
Ethan yep, one ain't underd Big Show. You're toll free line.
We'll start reclor nine, we'll go to we get a winter.
Speaker 3 (35:01):
Let's do it. You'd morning a big show us on
the radio moving around about HM in any hour and
that his time.
Speaker 9 (35:11):
Yes, life across America.
Speaker 5 (35:14):
HiT's John Chuck.
Speaker 9 (35:17):
Pretty I know a man who would die within ten
days without at least an hour or two of shameless
sucking up by his hoodlum friends.
Speaker 6 (35:26):
He's John mord Now, y'all, y'all, y'all, let's say hello
to Steve out of Richmond, Virginia.
Speaker 3 (35:34):
Good morning, Steve. How are you today?
Speaker 6 (35:35):
Good morning, I'm doing well.
Speaker 3 (35:37):
Thank you, good buddy, good buddy, Well Steve.
Speaker 6 (35:39):
Most humans can last several weeks without food, as much
as a couple of weeks without water. But if you
gave up this basic necessity, you'd die within ten days.
Speaker 7 (35:47):
I'm gonna say, salt.
Speaker 3 (35:49):
Show a salty.
Speaker 5 (35:54):
Salt.
Speaker 3 (35:54):
Gotta have salt, though, you gotta have salt.
Speaker 6 (35:56):
Is that the whole kind of like chemical stuff in
our body.
Speaker 3 (35:59):
That needs it?
Speaker 9 (36:00):
Yep, yep, all right. Ocean water cash a good way
to describe it. No, you can't drink ocean water, all right?
Speaker 6 (36:06):
All right, next to salad on my six dollars burger, there, Jackie, Steve,
thanks for playing with us.
Speaker 5 (36:11):
Buddy, thanks a lot, first time calling.
Speaker 6 (36:13):
All right, thank you man, everybody, Look next time, all right,
let's go to Scott out of Hurricane in West Virginia.
Speaker 3 (36:18):
Good morning, Scott.
Speaker 12 (36:19):
Good morning guys.
Speaker 3 (36:20):
Hey man, what are you thinking as Scott?
Speaker 12 (36:24):
I think you might be sleep?
Speaker 3 (36:27):
Show us sleep? I thank you all right, man means
his sleep.
Speaker 5 (36:34):
You kind of tell y'all.
Speaker 3 (36:38):
Since when help me to die? Do you get on?
I'm a little lady. Every once in a while we're sorry? Okay, Hey,
what do he go? Scott?
Speaker 6 (36:48):
You got a one hundred dollars gift card from all
those on your names and a half of the drawing
this Friday. But to make show big tripperent too to
Charlotte and the rash buddy.
Speaker 3 (36:56):
He's gonna be good.
Speaker 6 (36:59):
Those of you want to come in the ninety nine
dollars John o'bill a superticket still got some left on
eight hundred and four or five y five fans on
and our golf turn was coming to a bit money at.
Speaker 10 (37:07):
You in year oud.
Speaker 3 (37:18):
Point count of Boyd.
Speaker 4 (37:20):
John boy often goes on the air reads letters written
to him from listeners criticizing me. Well turn around his
fair play. Couple of hit backs from my mail bag,
biting the hand that feeds me. Here's one from Jerry
Lunsford and Iowa Park, Texas. His main letter is about
proper reverence for the flag, but he closes by saying,
(37:41):
sorry to rave at you, but I haven't heard you
on this point of reverence for the flag. But then
my radio is mostly off once John Boy and Billy start.
Here's one from Luke Payne in Louisbourg, North Carolina. I
see your comments as the sage's views. Listening to your
bites on my commute, we'll get the occasional amen.
Speaker 3 (37:59):
Robert D.
Speaker 4 (38:00):
John Boy and Billy will make you laugh, but don't
go far in the think department. Thank you, Robert D.
Rayford for the wake up. Here's one from Jerry don Calhoun, Georgia.
I was visiting the Big Show website noticed your photograph
on your commentary page. I think you look very dapper
and debonair and your coat and tie, and I was
wondering if you dressed this way for work every day
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or only on special occasions. No, Jerry, but once in
a while I'll put on a suit and tie just
to separate myself from the redneck environment around here.
Speaker 3 (38:30):
Robert D.
Speaker 4 (38:30):
Rayford, John boyn Billy.
Speaker 6 (38:33):
Good morning, A Big Show is on the radio coming
up next to Reverend Ernest Lee sincere in his traveling
podna Goob Goobar.
Speaker 3 (38:42):
Traveling goober Podna. It could be.
Speaker 6 (38:45):
You have said he's got some military humor, explained how
military different branches pick on each other.
Speaker 3 (38:50):
Huh, so he's compiled some so as.
Speaker 6 (38:52):
Military humors, y'all listen around the world, you serve in
our country, laugh of the other branches, and have a
sense of humor about your own right.
Speaker 3 (38:59):
All right, I think I laid it down for Good. Okay,
we'll see see how he does with it.
Speaker 9 (39:03):
Greasing the skids for goober ladies and gentlemen, Rev and
Goob up next.
Speaker 3 (39:25):
Good wanted to make show.
Speaker 6 (39:26):
It's on the radio about a quarter away from the hour.
All right, let's bring them in here. Rev, you go first.
Speaker 3 (39:31):
That microphone. That's it, that's it.
Speaker 14 (39:35):
Good morning, that John, Good morning He Randy Property, Rayveofool,
Hello jacket, Jackie carry Lynch with the weapons of mass destructure.
Speaker 3 (39:46):
Earnestly since said he.
Speaker 14 (39:47):
All the kids are finally back in school and speaking
for parents everywhere. May I say it's about time we
got a good group this show with the blessed Whole
Baptist Church Day School. Now, not that they're all perfect.
In fact, Chris Douglas in the fifth grade class told
me a fun little story.
Speaker 12 (40:01):
The other day.
Speaker 14 (40:01):
She gave the class a writing assignment. They were supposed
to answer the question what would you do if you
woke up one morning and found out you had one
million dollars? Well, she's grating the paper and she come
to one turned in by little Calvin Brown, and at
the top of the page it said Calvin Brown, Grade five.
And she looked and the rest of the paper was blank.
And Miss Dougas couldn't quite figure that one now, So
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she went up to Calvin for the class and they say,
said Calvin, did you have trouble with your paper? He
said no, ma'am. She said, were you supposed to write
what you do if you had a million dollars? And
this paper's blank? You didn't do anything? And Calvin said,
that's right, and exactly what I.
Speaker 11 (40:36):
Do if I had a million? How might?
Speaker 14 (40:39):
She ended up giving him a b plug And now,
man who looks like a million bucks, jug Green and
Regal Dumany's kind of tore up around the edges stead
it's googling.
Speaker 6 (40:48):
God, take very boy, hopball game. I gave rapping right off.
Oh I know you all got military person that listened
all over the world. Tell you, oh that world wide
way up. I'll tell you I would you if I
could type, I'd be riding that way, not coming some
military hubor today did an force kind of go against
eh other? Got some good sense you y'all listen to this, Yeah,
I said, Hold everybody, just listen. During traded exercises, a
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lieutenant was driving down a buddy bike road, come up
with another jeep and was stuck in the mud. A
red faced curdel was at the wheel. That says he
jeep stuck. Sir Colonel said what they said, jeep stuck?
Sir Colonel Threw McKee said, no, yours is. I haven't
just moved into his new office. There was this pompous
new colonel set at his desk. Araba knocks on the door.
(41:34):
Well his conscious of his new position, Colonel quickly pick
up the fold, told Araba to come in. Sent into
the fold. Yes, General, I'll be seeing him this afternoon.
I'll pass along your message in the meantime. Thank you
for your good wishes. Sir Well, feeling as though he
had sufficiently impressed the young enlisted man, he said, what
do you want? Said, nothing important, I'm just here to
hook up your telephone. Well, you know, some air bases
(41:57):
air forces on one side of the field, some via
aircraft use the other side, and to control Tyer's right
there in the middle. Or one day tyres seem to
call for an aircraft said what time is it? Tyer said,
who's calling? Aircraft said? What difference does it make? Tyre plied, Well,
it makes a lot of difference. It was an American
Airlines flight at three o'clock. It was an air Force
played as fifteen hundred hours. It was a Navy aircraft,
(42:17):
it's six mails. If it was an Arby aircraft, the
big head is over the twelve, the little head is
over three. And if it's a marine aircraft, it's Thursday afternoons.
Airson's officer said, soldier, you have changed for a dollar?
Soldier said, su were, buddy, Oh, I said, I ain't.
Don't wait on address an officer. Let's try it again. Soldier,
do you have change for a dollar? Soldier said no, sir.
(42:41):
How do you know if there's a fighter pilot at
your party, they'll tell you what's the difference between a
fighter pilot and a jet engine. A jet engine stops
widening when the plage shuts down. Let's get back on
the mariage. There are three bearades walking through the forest.
Came upon a set of tracks. First three, he said,
oh are deer tracks. Secondary said dog, those are elk tracks.
Third Bree said you're both wrong, those are boost tracks.
(43:03):
Brees were still arguing when the trade hit them. One
more unless y'all want to talk me into a few
more here content well, snarled the tough old Davy chief
to the bewildered Siebad. I suppose after you get discharged
from the Davy, you'll just be waiting for me to
die so you can come and whizzled.
Speaker 3 (43:23):
By gray steep, said dot Bee chief. Once I get
down to Davy, I ain't never gonna stand that light again.
Hope y'all showed that pee. Anybody all fair on that?
Speaker 6 (43:33):
Especially you are of the military that can kill me
with a swizzle sticks. I doubt I've got shut up right.
Speaker 3 (43:41):
Good morning, The big show is right here on the radio.
Hey y'all doing is Tuesday morning? Hold fine? James Gregory
is gonna call him by the hour from now.
Speaker 6 (43:48):
He's playing at the Cleveland County Fair tonight as Cleveland
County North Carolina.
Speaker 3 (43:53):
The Paps Blue Ribbon.
Speaker 6 (43:54):
Racing Party and comedy show featuring Killer Bees and Tim
Wilson is Monday night. The only way you can go
to that is in one of the two days in
our tournaments. Grozie's Benefit of the Course of Speedway, Children's
Charities and Foundation for the Education of Children with Down Syndrome.
We got celebrities man from a NASCAR radio television NBA,
Dale Curry, Jackie's brother, gonna play both days. A Buddy,
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Barry Dodson, Ned Jared Michaeh Walder, Rusty Wallace, Hang Parker, Junior.
Ben Wright will be there all Get Ben to call
some holes, like like when I'm playing one, just to say,
you know, to see how it would feel if I
was ever like actually, you know in last years, Yeah,
an old woman worried about women can't get an augusta.
Speaker 3 (44:34):
Boy talking about boobs getting.
Speaker 5 (44:39):
All right?
Speaker 6 (44:40):
Is I go to the Big Show dot climb, kick
on information or something like that, to the Big Show
dot com and kick on all right?
Speaker 7 (44:48):
You got it?
Speaker 5 (44:48):
There He's a big old show on radio.
Speaker 6 (45:00):
Seren year old grade stations all across America. Doct the
one you listening to right now. The easiest way for
you to join the winters is the current events quiz.
All I got to do is get through God to
all that's a hard part. Then take sea and win.
Speaker 8 (45:14):
What we're talking about.
Speaker 6 (45:15):
I got some emails from the Big Show dot com.
Feel free to communicate with us. Look at them all, well,
Randy looks at them all and then pass them on
how they should go too. Well, actually, Lisa, actually Lisa
at Animey looks at them all and then got to
me and then they file through.
Speaker 3 (45:32):
So well, here's something that's made it to me. Okay.
Speaker 6 (45:35):
I would first like to apologize guys for the daya tribe.
Note the Indian reference of the young lady from Virginia
Tech this morning. As an alumni of that great school,
I want you to know that there are many students
and ex students that enjoy your show every day. Along
with the best stuff shows on the weekend and the
five o'clock replays, Keep up the good work. Playhouses are
hoot and are not to be used as a history lesson.
(45:57):
I guess she doesn't like the far side either. Listen
at WQUT Tri Cities long lived NASCAR Clay Stowers having
done Virginia.
Speaker 3 (46:06):
There's another one from Paul G.
Speaker 6 (46:09):
Avery Cultural Resource Specialists, Law Engineering, Environmental Service in Knoxville, Tennessee.
Speaker 3 (46:14):
Now he's just making this stuff. That's just the way sales.
Speaker 6 (46:17):
When I read it, Hey, guys, I don't normally respond
to things that I hear on the radio, but I
think the letter from the girl of Virginia warrens a response.
First of all, she is obviously the victim of our
education system's use of revisionist history. It is true that
Europeans brought smallpox to North America. The Spaniards wiped out
the Aztec Empire by inadvertently infecting them with a disease
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for which the Natives had no resistance. This did occur
later in the United States as trade was established between
Europeans and Native Americans. Infected goods were certainly traded to
the Indians, but I've never seen documented evidence that it
was done intentionally. As for the pilgrims celebrating the death
of a bunch of Indians, I can't imagine where she
got that. There's no denying that atrocities were admitted on
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the Native Americans by Europeans and later Americans. But as
you said, none of us were there. By the way,
I'm an archaeologist, so I know a little bit about
this sort of thing. Basically, this sort of thing is
the result of our politically correct society. This pie in
the sky idea has done nothing but divide our culture
into rivaled groups. Wasn't it interesting after nine to eleven
(47:20):
how there were no hyphenated Americans, just Americans. Unfortunately we've
already forgotten that. Sure, we all come from different stock
and should be proud of our individual heritage. However, we're
now all Americans. I don't know about y'all, but it's
a straight white Southern male. I'm tired of being the
cause of every problem in this country. Thanks for helping
to remind us how silly people can be, and give
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me to work every day with a smile on my face.
Give but the good work. Please don't give my last
name or employer if you read this on the air.
Speaker 3 (47:46):
Oops, that was.
Speaker 6 (47:49):
From old Wess's name at Old Wess's place. Okay, thank
you very much. Yeah, so where about over that Neil lady. Yeah,
we kind of saw her voice.
Speaker 5 (48:01):
She was you.
Speaker 3 (48:02):
You can tell how they write, you know where they're from.
She probably not aren't they good?
Speaker 9 (48:06):
Sad enough without making stuff up on top of it.
Speaker 3 (48:08):
I guess all right, well here you go. Maybe Raper
kick somebody off.
Speaker 7 (48:17):
What do you mean?
Speaker 6 (48:17):
Maybe he's coming up after your news, whether it's sports
and corn events quiz and Nancy Clancy, Charm's wife's interview
coming up
Hi, your Big Show fans. Citizen Randy with you, and
today's Late Riser podcast comes to you from yet another
trip in the Big Show time machine. This one comes
from October the first, two thousand and two. I think
we were just before moving into race weekend in Charlotte.
So a little bit of talk about that, a little
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bit of talk about Mario, a little bit of talk
about some things we wish we hadn't talked about.
Speaker 2 (00:28):
And maybe we'll dig up a good old stoopie quiz.
Speaker 1 (00:33):
Yeah, all that and more on today's Late Risers Podcast.
Speaker 3 (00:38):
Enjoy the show.
Speaker 4 (00:39):
Robert d Rayford comudget at large on The John Boy
and Billy Show. Well we see those master racist Jesse
Jackson and Al Sharpton are playing the race card again,
this time against those of their own race. The producers
and actors in the popular film Barbershop, the movie which
captures the tart batter among customers in an African American
Harris Alat has drawn criticism for a scene in which
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a character mocks the Reverend doctor Martin Luther King Junior
and Rosa Parks. The Reverend Jesse Jackson and the Reverend
Al Sharpton have called on the studio MGM to apologize
and to delete the jokes from future video and DVD versions.
Chris McGuirk, vice chairman and chief operations officer of them GM,
says the company would do neither. Its one fictional character
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expressing an opinion and everyone else shouts him down. We
think this is a good movie with an uplifting message.
He added that the writer, director, and most of the
cast were African American his word. Since it opened on
September thirteenth, Barber Shop has received positive reviews and has
been the most popular movie in America, accounting for about
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forty million in ticket sales. In one scene, a character
played by the comedian Cedric the Entertainer riles the shop regulars,
ridiculing Doctor King for his marital infidelities and dismissing Miss
Park's contribution to the civil rights movement as simply sitting down.
He also treats mister Jackson to a hearty expletive. Mister
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Sharpton said he might call for a national boycott of
the movie as early as Friday if the studio did
not meet with him to discuss the jokes.
Speaker 5 (02:16):
They didn't.
Speaker 4 (02:18):
In the movie, the character also says that Rodney King
deserved the beating he got from Los Angeles police officers
after leaning them on a high speed chase. And here's
another take on that. Michael Eric Dyson, professor of Religious
Studies and Africanist Studies at the University of Pennsylvania, says,
a film is an act of imagination, a highly individual
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impression of things, sometimes very idiosyncratic. It is not a
policy directive. That does not mean that politics do not
shape what we see on the screen. Politics are at
work all the time, sometimes in ways we can spot
and other times in ways we can barely discern. But
when it comes to black folk, a film is never
just a film. It is seen as a politic statement
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or a social document. Good movies can throw in our
face truths we would rather dismiss or believe we would
rather overlook and avoid. I think such truth telling and
the discomfort that provokes is behind the few are raised
over barbershop. The film is one man's take on how
things are, and it's an awfully funny one, so says
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a black professor. And I say, Jesse Jackson and Al Sharpton,
why doesn't somebody just step on them? And some are
doing that I'm merely Robert d Rafer, John Boy and
Billy Shows.
Speaker 6 (03:35):
Good morning. The Big Show is on the radio for this.
Don't tell me Tuesday. It's to October the one.
Speaker 7 (03:40):
Uh huh?
Speaker 3 (03:41):
Look at that? All right? Oh look, what are you
supposed to be your worst nightmare.
Speaker 8 (03:54):
On your payroll?
Speaker 3 (03:55):
It's working.
Speaker 6 (04:02):
Forty first week, two hundred and seventy fourth day of
two thousand and two. They were ninety one days left
until two thousand and three, nine times.
Speaker 3 (04:07):
Eight fifty nine. Hey, yeah, that's a real number. But
I'm getting closed. I'm gaining on it.
Speaker 6 (04:18):
Let's see if went have been early last night, Baltimore
beat undefeated, different Broncos.
Speaker 8 (04:23):
I had a lot riding on that.
Speaker 6 (04:24):
Baltimore was one of those teams at Carolina Panthers beat
when they added them all up and how bad they were.
Detroit was another team that Carolina Panthers beat. When they
were talking about how bad they were, Detroit wins.
Speaker 8 (04:33):
Now, who was it talking about how bad they were? Oh?
Speaker 6 (04:35):
I remember it was you. Well that's over now, baby.
I was just trying to pump them up psychologically. It's
on that tough look. Yeah, anything else? What are the stories?
What happened yesterday that is standing out in each of
y'all's minds. That's a new thing I want to do
every morning. Yes, what happened yesterday, whether it's personal, national, worldwide, whatever,
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what stands out in your mind yesterday?
Speaker 8 (05:01):
Personal, I went to a family friend's funeral.
Speaker 4 (05:05):
Okay, buzz killer, I'm sorry what stands out?
Speaker 6 (05:14):
You know, you gotta I know, I know, I'm sorry
about that. Uh, I hope everything was all right. It
was your father in law's girlfriend.
Speaker 2 (05:21):
Yes, Betty Mark, and she was she was house in
my hometown. A lot of people knew her, Yeah, everybody, everybody.
Speaker 8 (05:29):
It was very distraught. It was a it was a
tough time.
Speaker 6 (05:31):
I'm sorry about that. You uh, you case your mama
for her? Okay, Okay, I can't follow that.
Speaker 3 (05:39):
I'm too bummed out to say anything. Yeah, it was.
Speaker 8 (05:41):
A great service. So we're we're everybody.
Speaker 3 (05:43):
Is she in heaven now?
Speaker 5 (05:45):
Okay?
Speaker 3 (05:45):
Happy ending? All right, let's move on.
Speaker 6 (05:48):
Good Morning the big shows right here on the radio
for this Tuesday morning. James Gregory's playing the Cleveland County
Fair tonight as Cleveland County, North Carolina. We'll talk to
him on the telephone about that James and the fair.
I hope they don't think the freak man?
Speaker 3 (06:06):
What what?
Speaker 8 (06:07):
What would James be that here? Like fat Man?
Speaker 3 (06:09):
He would escape hopefully not the hoochie coochie show by
the head off a chicken.
Speaker 2 (06:17):
If it's a real, if it's a really bad fair,
he could be the bearded man.
Speaker 3 (06:23):
Philia said in the Tilted World. He looks like he
should be running the Tilted World. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (06:31):
Have you ever been to the Cleveland Counting fir That's
the that's the bigg is that right around these parts?
Speaker 8 (06:36):
Yeah, that's take me.
Speaker 3 (06:38):
You gotta eat four cord dogs before you get on
the tilt World.
Speaker 2 (06:41):
The fair is john boy hell, and I have no
intentions of entering it.
Speaker 3 (06:46):
I'll take you yeah, oh yeah, serve me up like this.
Speaker 9 (06:53):
Just don't move and they won't roll.
Speaker 2 (07:00):
The weirdest thing I saw at the Cabaris Counting Fair
I went to recently. I was walking up to the
animal hut where all the chickens were on display, and
standing outside of it as the greeter. Not really, but
just kind of worked out that way. Ernie Irvin, I swear,
I like walking up, Hey, Hey you doing.
Speaker 3 (07:15):
Say hey, Ernie? Did he happen to chicken costume on No,
he was standing there. That's good.
Speaker 6 (07:22):
Well listen, Well, let's let's hurry up. We got some
stuff to do this morning. It's Tuesday, October the first.
Here are the dates in history that we're gonna get
our outburst questions from categories. All right, so this is
the time you should think along if you're planned on
dialing in and trying to play actor Walter Matthowl real
last name is Matte kushnick.
Speaker 3 (07:38):
Sk sk or something like that.
Speaker 6 (07:40):
Waitit, waitmit, you spelled it down fanatically for matt Shu
and shot VASKI.
Speaker 3 (07:44):
There you go, all right, Matthow. He would have been
eighty two.
Speaker 6 (07:49):
Matthound once said his strangest acting experience was when he
caused Elvis Presley to throw up while they were filming
a scene for the movie King Creole.
Speaker 3 (07:56):
We were under toombed the world.
Speaker 6 (08:00):
He was shot right after luncheon when Matthew Smacktaib was
across the back the King Yak, and the shot was
not used.
Speaker 3 (08:07):
Probably don't want to see nice going near, Keen mcgree.
Speaker 7 (08:13):
He.
Speaker 6 (08:13):
Mathow died July first, two thousand, According to his wishes
his funeral was a brief, no fuss service, and he
was buried in a plain pine casket.
Speaker 3 (08:22):
I'm already gone, what's the difference, but.
Speaker 6 (08:26):
It was on this day nineteen oh eight, Henry Ford
introduced the first mass produced Model T automobile to the market.
First models cost eight hundred and twenty five dollars, although
the price soon dropped to as little as two hundred
and fifty dollars per car. By nineteen thirteen, Ford was
producing half of the automobiles in the US, and nearly
fifteen million Model Ts were sold between nineteen oh eight
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nineteen twenty seven. Now, the first Model T weighed about
twelve hundred pounds, had a top speed of forty five
miles an hour, got between thirteen and twenty one miles
per gallon. It was also the first car to feature
a steering wheel on the left side.
Speaker 9 (09:00):
You know, what I've heard is that Henry Ford liked
the Model T so much he wouldn't let him change
anything on it.
Speaker 3 (09:06):
And he made basically the.
Speaker 9 (09:07):
Same car for like, you know, fifteen or twenty years,
and these other manufacturers were always doing these refinements and
you know, the new body styles or something like that,
and that's how everybody else got a piece of Ford's business.
Yeah about that, But he thought the Model T was
the perfect car and it didn't need changing.
Speaker 3 (09:23):
It was changing.
Speaker 6 (09:23):
What does that sound like? Well, he'll be in in
just a few minutes after your deep.
Speaker 3 (09:28):
What difference than me? I put the steerwell on that
roller rephone, I ain't changing.
Speaker 6 (09:34):
It was on a state nineteen thirty two, Babe Ruth,
as legend has it, called his home run against Chicago's
Charlie Root in the fifth inning of Game three of
the World Series with a point toward right center field,
then smacks the next pitch into the right field seats
and won the game for the New York Yankees seven
to five.
Speaker 3 (09:51):
Remember that kid in the hospital, I'm gonna smack it
right up there. Now, there you go as he legs up.
Speaker 6 (09:58):
If you would like to play, Oh, by the way,
the prize by gage one hundred dollars gift card from
AutoZone qualify for that trip for two to race weekend.
Low's Motor Speedway includes airfare, suite at the University Homewood Suites,
rental card, clubhouse seats, or three days of racing. A
Friday morning visit to the Big Show Studio five hundred
dollars in spending money. That's all Curtis of my friends
and all those zones. So one night hundred Big Show
(10:20):
Caller nine.
Speaker 3 (10:21):
You'll play that.
Speaker 5 (10:28):
Come on to the big Shows on the raadiover.
Speaker 6 (10:30):
At amount of an hour's playing the superdst.
Speaker 5 (10:35):
Let's play Outdrost.
Speaker 3 (10:36):
It's the game that anyone ten win. John Boyd.
Speaker 5 (10:42):
Gave big prize.
Speaker 3 (10:46):
Let's go contested number one. This should be a lot
of fun.
Speaker 6 (10:52):
Win.
Speaker 3 (10:52):
You're playing upbrust have a hurry up and guess time
you love the best time you love?
Speaker 5 (10:59):
A big show on the line. Neil from r God.
Speaker 6 (11:11):
Hello Neil, alright, Neil, okay, this morning?
Speaker 3 (11:18):
Everything all right? The only way to work?
Speaker 8 (11:20):
You at work?
Speaker 3 (11:20):
What you're doing?
Speaker 9 (11:20):
Neil?
Speaker 5 (11:21):
Where are you man thinking to know him?
Speaker 7 (11:23):
Go to work?
Speaker 3 (11:23):
All right? Well, this won't take long. You're gonna win
to lose you ready, I'm ready, all right?
Speaker 6 (11:28):
Three things you might eat for lunch and later throw up.
If Walter matth, I'll hit you on the back.
Speaker 5 (11:33):
Ready, go ham murder hot cold. Let's tell that one.
Speaker 6 (11:36):
Alright, I just told me like a peanut butter nine
er sounds making fried in butter Oh yes, sir, all right, Neil, Sorry,
someday you're gonna wait through the hundred pounds, Neil.
Speaker 3 (11:50):
Three Ford automobiles ready go.
Speaker 6 (11:54):
Busting, Thunderbird and Crown Victoria. All right, see a new
Thunderbird that's good looking?
Speaker 3 (12:00):
Right, okay, Neil for the win. Three professional baseball players ready.
Speaker 5 (12:06):
To go madic just to thank Aaron.
Speaker 3 (12:08):
Look at.
Speaker 6 (12:11):
Neil is walking out the door on winter first time caller.
One dollars gift card from all those on Neil your
names that big old big Show tripp for two up
here to shot at Big Show Studios, Low's Motor Speedway
Speedway Club, five hundred bucks and spending cash.
Speaker 3 (12:26):
How about it here?
Speaker 6 (12:27):
You know boy?
Speaker 7 (12:28):
Love you mean it right back?
Speaker 3 (12:30):
Catch you.
Speaker 6 (12:32):
Hey, didn't make it even go to work now, bgead
Jack can talk to you for three nine to five
an hour, I mean a minute.
Speaker 10 (12:39):
I'm sorry, ready for checking in.
Speaker 4 (12:51):
And yeah, I know about the Model T Forge boys
were talking about doing yucking up time and Model a's
and Model b's too. Randy. I bet you didn't know
that they had a Model B Ford, did you.
Speaker 8 (13:02):
I bet you're wrong.
Speaker 4 (13:03):
I bet you're wrong. Randy knows all about those Carsprosey
didn't have one sitting out there. One of the boys
in high school had a Model T and we'd ride
around Myrtle Beach in that. During the war, we'd siphon
gasoline from cars Park to the Ocean Forest Hotel to
ride around in. They were rich folks and they got
extra gas anyway. But before that, I learned to drive
a Model B Ford. It was a Ford coup or coupe.
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It was a slight refinement of the Model A. This
was a converted Model B that my uncle used as
a farm field vehicle. Had a rumble seat and that
was where all the tools were carried. I learned to
drive and the Model B Ford up and down Morehead Road.
That's the road that goes along the west side of
what is now Low's Motor Speedway, the road that links
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Highway twenty nine and forty nine. People go to the
races know all about that road. You've probably been on
it too. That was before the road was paved and
during the winter we'd have to put the wheels of
that old Model B Ford in the ruts to run
the groove. But well, I take that thing and drive
it down to mister Yates and live at the bottom
of the hill. Take the milk down there so he
could take it over to the creamway. Of course, I
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learned to drive a tractor first, as many people did.
Many young boys learned to drive a tractor, get out
in the field, and you get to drive in a car.
So that's a little bit about my experiences with what
they were talking about. The old model t model, A
model b Ford, Robert D. Rayford, been there, done that
on the John Boy and Billy Show.
Speaker 3 (14:31):
Good morning.
Speaker 6 (14:31):
He got a big show right here on the radio.
Coming up next, we're gonna call our agent Murray. I'm
sure he's up bright at it this morning, working hard
on our careers here okay, it was worth of shot.
Speaker 3 (14:41):
And then coming up later a trip to the panther
game with me. See how it is.
Speaker 6 (14:46):
Documentation from Skillett's brother, Little Little Home Skillet. We call
him little omelet omelet pan No. I gotta come up
with a better nickname for Todd anyway, that's coming up.
Speaker 3 (14:57):
Don't apologize to me, apologize.
Speaker 6 (14:59):
To Hill, good morning. To make shows on the radio,
going away for the hour? Was somebody to answer the
phone over to Murray's Alice here shouldn't be Seal.
Speaker 11 (15:16):
Let's see here, Hello, Red Hot Coiling Incorporated, serving you
since nineteen seventy four with bar bands and dog acts
and oh so much more. Our talented roster is very extensive,
and none of their prices are very expensive. We'll send
them out over We'll call them by Booper. You'll love
the price too. They don't come any cheaper, he.
Speaker 3 (15:38):
Is, mister Bestow. No, this is yeah, John, won't billy here?
What's shaking?
Speaker 7 (15:42):
Seal?
Speaker 11 (15:43):
What's shaking? Who?
Speaker 3 (15:44):
You're the big batlite.
Speaker 11 (15:47):
We'll don't it doesn't suit you.
Speaker 3 (15:48):
O get fined. He we talked to Murray.
Speaker 11 (15:51):
I don't think that's such a good idea.
Speaker 2 (15:53):
Me neither.
Speaker 3 (15:53):
But he's the only agent we have.
Speaker 11 (15:55):
No, no, no, seriously, Murray is kind of out of
sorts right now.
Speaker 7 (15:59):
What do you mean, Well, that's kind of a weird story.
Speaker 11 (16:01):
The other night, Murray took some of the office staff
over to the laugh Barn. He took us to see
this the Mighty Mesmer, some comedy hypnotist guy.
Speaker 3 (16:10):
Was a good shoke.
Speaker 11 (16:11):
Not really. The guy is like eighty seven years old
standard stuff. He breaks people up out of the audience,
puts him in a trance makes him do stupid stuff,
you know. So he gets Murray up there, he hands
in this frying pan and gives him one of those
post hypnotic suggestions. Every time he heard a certain word,
he would hit himself in the head with the fine Wow,
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that's what he says. And then in the middle of
his act, this mighty mesmer guy grabs his chest and
hits the floor like a ton of bricks. He drops
dead of a heart attack right there on stage.
Speaker 3 (16:43):
Man, that must have been weird.
Speaker 11 (16:45):
Yeah, but here's the real problem. He killed over before
he had a chance to cancel Murray's post hypnotics.
Speaker 6 (16:52):
So he's still walking around hitting himself in a head
with a frying pad.
Speaker 11 (16:55):
Yep, every time he hears the secret code word.
Speaker 3 (16:58):
What's the word?
Speaker 11 (16:59):
Babe?
Speaker 7 (17:00):
Oh?
Speaker 3 (17:01):
No, wonder he's out of swords. Well, what are you
gonna do?
Speaker 11 (17:04):
Well? I found this book at Amazon dot com called
post Hypnotic Suggestion for Dummy. It's back quartered, though, but
she'll be here about in the middle of next week.
I figured we can straight him out then.
Speaker 3 (17:15):
Man, this could be serious.
Speaker 11 (17:16):
Yeah, but on the bright side, it's cutting too loopy
to bother anybody else in the office.
Speaker 3 (17:20):
Don't know what's going on, not a clue.
Speaker 11 (17:23):
It's weird.
Speaker 3 (17:23):
Well can we talk to him?
Speaker 11 (17:25):
Sure, but just be careful what you say. Okay, no
prob Hey Mary Jambo on Cabby on two.
Speaker 7 (17:32):
Hold on you baby, okay, baby, hello Jimbo love you
mean it?
Speaker 3 (17:37):
Yeah?
Speaker 7 (17:38):
Hey bab Ow.
Speaker 3 (17:41):
Murry Okay, Yeah, I'm.
Speaker 7 (17:43):
Fine, babe Ow. I've had the worst splitting headache since
last Saturday night.
Speaker 3 (17:49):
Yeah, maybe you should take a few days off.
Speaker 7 (17:51):
Well, I wish I could, but I'm interviewing a potential
new client today. Oh yeah's that Kathleen Norman. She's this
fitness expert, got her own workout shit on cable accesis
you've seen it that? I? Oh, Jimbo, she is the
total package, peppy, knowledgeable and what a babe ow.
Speaker 3 (18:10):
And you think you got a shout a signing her up?
Speaker 7 (18:12):
Huh. Yeah, she knows fitness. But that's about it.
Speaker 11 (18:16):
You know.
Speaker 7 (18:16):
I'm not one to take advantage of somebody's inexperience or anything,
but when it comes to business, since this girl is
like a babe in the woods, Ow.
Speaker 6 (18:26):
Maybe you should take some time off. Let one of
the other guys in Alves handler just go home and relax.
Speaker 7 (18:31):
You know, actually that does sound kind of good. Maybe
I'll stop by the video hut and run a couple
of movies.
Speaker 3 (18:36):
Now you're talking, just lay back, take it easy.
Speaker 7 (18:38):
Hey, Hey, you know what movie I've heard a lot
about but I've never seen. Remember that one with the
talking pig you mean.
Speaker 3 (18:44):
Babe, Ow, that's one Borry doing me a favorite. Please
don't rent that one.
Speaker 7 (18:51):
Yeah, I'm not sure them up for the whole talking
animals thing. Anyway. Anyways, let's say the lunch thing sometime
next week. Have you all a machine called my machine,
and remember just what your little hand in mind. There
ain't no yellow mountain we can't climb, guys, Babe, Ow,
I got you, Babe, I got you, babe. And give
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my little that's Billy him too, and Jimbo. Yeah, call
me babe.
Speaker 3 (19:23):
Hey, this Callmerry back about four or five times this morning.
Speaker 6 (19:25):
No, no, no, all right coming up next yes, uh,
a day at the Panthers game with me. This was
the the third home game. No, it was our last
home game, which was the second. When we're still undefeated.
We're hot, so Todd Bradshaw. Bradshaw's brothers had to take
him to the ball game with us. He wrote a
little a little synopsis. I wrote a talking about it
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like the Jackie.
Speaker 3 (19:49):
Jackie's gonna read it to us next.
Speaker 5 (20:01):
Morning.
Speaker 6 (20:02):
A big show is on the radio coming up on
John BOYD you have at the time will be played
another one it will be made.
Speaker 3 (20:08):
Might as well be you get your name in the
have of that big show, big trip.
Speaker 6 (20:11):
Of course you have budget ados on a race, weekend,
clubout seats, trip to the Big Show studio right now.
Speaker 3 (20:19):
Little facts from Bradshaw's brother.
Speaker 6 (20:20):
I took him to his first Carolina Panthers game with me,
really yeah, like to spress some fun around.
Speaker 3 (20:25):
And I heard it was his last Carolina Panthers game.
Speaker 5 (20:29):
Is this the same one?
Speaker 3 (20:30):
Maybe?
Speaker 6 (20:30):
Okay, So what he did is just like a time
frame and he's just describing the trip to Jackie.
Speaker 3 (20:36):
Oh this is great, like that about it. Well, let's
here we carriage.
Speaker 12 (20:41):
My first Panthers game by Todd Bradshaw. I get tickled, y'all.
Speaker 3 (20:45):
So hold On.
Speaker 12 (20:46):
Thursday September twelfth, two thousand and two, I was invited
to a Panthers game for food fund and VIP treatment
for being so good to John boy.
Speaker 8 (20:55):
It's just like a dear diary, the exactly.
Speaker 12 (20:57):
Oh man, we meet at twelve pm sharp. I'm told
kick off is one pm. This is Thursday, Sunday, September fifteenth,
two thousand and two. Twelve pm. John Boy comes to
the door, still in his underwear. Not ready yet. Yeah, oh,
I forgot to tell you. In order to go, I
had to drive right. Twelve fifteen really more the reason
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adventure begins. Keep track of the time. Twelve thirty. After
two stops, we arrive at the Yellow Rose. Order lunch, No,
just appetizers. Well, it will eat really good at the game.
I'm told, wait, wait, go back up for a second.
Speaker 3 (21:39):
Sure, twelve fifteen you left. You didn't get there until
twelve thirty.
Speaker 5 (21:41):
No, there's a round.
Speaker 3 (21:42):
It's places like five minutes from your house.
Speaker 8 (21:45):
You can walk there in fifteen minutes.
Speaker 12 (21:47):
Okay, keep in mind the time one pm game starts,
we're still at the Yellow Rows. One thirty in the
first quarter, we're still at the Yellow Rows.
Speaker 3 (22:00):
I do the same way with football games. I'm doing races.
You let her by get there before you go.
Speaker 8 (22:04):
Oh, that's your strategy.
Speaker 2 (22:06):
That makes that makes buying those tickets worth even more huh.
Speaker 12 (22:09):
Okay, one thirty one, thinking to myself, is there any
way out of this?
Speaker 5 (22:14):
Huh?
Speaker 12 (22:15):
One thirty two in the bathroom at the Yellow Rose,
praying for help. This is todd two pm, almost end
of the second quarter. We leave for the game. Two pm.
Speaker 8 (22:28):
Here we go.
Speaker 12 (22:29):
After much verbal abuse such as stupid, can't you drive?
Speaker 3 (22:33):
Pull yourself together?
Speaker 12 (22:35):
And man, hello, it's all about me, we finally arrive
at VIP Parking in the rain.
Speaker 3 (22:41):
Huh.
Speaker 12 (22:42):
Two fifteen Walk six blocks out of the way in
the rain just to see John Boys name on the
panther plat, which is misspelled John Fiesley. This is two fifteen.
After a long walk all over the stadium, we realized
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we're lost. We're on the wrong side.
Speaker 3 (23:05):
Of the stadium. I take it right out of elevators
of the left.
Speaker 12 (23:11):
Two thirty two stop to say hi to a group
of baby dolls who recognize John Boy. Everyone is introduced
except me. I'm totally ignored.
Speaker 3 (23:24):
At driving.
Speaker 12 (23:26):
Two thirty three, ask God one more time for help.
Two thirty four See a glimpse of the game on
the TV monitor as we're stopped by the second group
of baby dolls who recognize John Boy.
Speaker 3 (23:39):
Again.
Speaker 12 (23:39):
Everyone is introduced except.
Speaker 3 (23:41):
Me, Hey, whatever your name is.
Speaker 12 (23:48):
Two thirty five. Back to looking for PSL seats. Two
thirty seven, Rescued by a friend who tells John Boy
where his seats are.
Speaker 8 (23:59):
Mister, your seats are to the left, sir.
Speaker 3 (24:03):
Two thirty eight.
Speaker 12 (24:05):
Another baby doll recognizes him. Two forty stop to sign
a fans ticket. John Boy calls him potna. Three pm.
Finally find seats, hold on three oh two, Leave seats
and John Boy complaints it's raining. Three oh three. Return
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to seats alone to retrieve John Boy's jacket that he forgot,
only to be approached by NBA star Muggsy Bogues, who's
only comment to me was tell John Boy he was
in his seats for only two minutes. That may be
an NFL record. We need just a little.
Speaker 3 (24:52):
Bit more dedication from John Boy this season. Oh three
oh five.
Speaker 12 (25:01):
Stop for yet another group of baby dolls who are
telling him how great he and Billy are. Billy three
oh six, wonder why Billy or any of the other
rest of the Big Show gang never come out with us.
Speaker 8 (25:21):
Three oh seven.
Speaker 12 (25:22):
Realize what a stupid question that was. Three nine Leave
to go home after being sent to get the car
in the rain while John Boys, Brad and Rick Wade
inside three twelve praying to be hit by lightning, hit
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by car, food, poisoning, anything to get me out.
Speaker 3 (25:45):
Of this hold.
Speaker 11 (25:46):
On.
Speaker 12 (25:47):
Four PM. Back at the Roads for dinner, we have cheese,
sticks and soups. Five PM. Take John Boy home and
listen to how tired he was from going to the
Panthers game and how much fun.
Speaker 3 (26:07):
Weave had today.
Speaker 11 (26:11):
Right out of time.
Speaker 8 (26:18):
This is great.
Speaker 12 (26:19):
Five o five driving home, trying to find a way
to explain to my wife and children how I came
home without any celebrity autographs during my first Panthers game
with VIP treatment.
Speaker 5 (26:30):
It was that stupid Todd.
Speaker 12 (26:31):
He explained to them that the only celebrity I was
even close to was Munsey Bogues, and all he wanted
to talk about was John Boy. That's when I realized
there is a god and he hates me.
Speaker 3 (26:52):
But you know it's true.
Speaker 12 (26:54):
You now, that's how they treated him.
Speaker 3 (26:56):
That's why we don't go. Todd, if anybody wants to
go to the next bathers gave me. I'm out.
Speaker 8 (27:12):
I'm out.
Speaker 3 (27:14):
I might try one more time. Yeah, Jaggie, me and
you baby, you drive to the idiotmobile.
Speaker 13 (27:35):
You way worried about back down. You never know what
prompted that. I had a couple of.
Speaker 4 (27:52):
Things written down here. I had one written at the top,
I had one written at the bottom, and I didn't
know which one to go to first, sowing up. What
came out being bugged about a baub. Oh, we're the
most litigious society on earth. People sue for the least
(28:14):
thing and collect money. Well here's one for those crying
tart reform. After being zapped by lightning three times in
eight years, Jonas Wilding is striking back by throwing legal
lightning bolts at the Almighty. I'm sewing for a hundred
million bucks and I know God can afford it, says Wilding.
He's a thirty seven year old rancher who recently filed
(28:34):
a lawsuit against God. His suit alleges harassment, physical and
mental injuries, as well as distress due to his close
calls with death from above, and after the third time
he sit by lightning, he said, I've had enough.
Speaker 3 (28:47):
I'm mad.
Speaker 4 (28:48):
This is harassment, pure and simple. Wilding's troubles began ten
years ago when he was struck while rolling up cattle
on his ranch thirteen miles outside of Sheridan, Wyhoming. A
sudden storm caught him and before he knew it, he
had been hit by a bolt that killed his horse,
sent him flying about twenty five feet, knocking him senseless.
Then I got hit again in nineteen ninety eight, he said,
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during a camping trip with my wife. That one left
me with some minor nerve damage. And then four months ago, BAM,
I got hit while repairing fences. I was out for
a half day before my heared hand found me. Just
got out of physical therapy, and I still can't taste
anything after that one. What he'd like is a taste
of justice, says his lawsuit isn't frivolous. I'm a church
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going man, but I don't know anyone else I can
blame for this. The odds are something like one in
six hundred thousand of getting hit only twice. Wilding says
he's done nothing to incur this kind of cosmic wrath.
I'm a law biden man. I go to church every
Sunday with my family. I do charity work, I recycle.
I can't imagine why God has singled me out for
this kind of harassment. His lawyer Lloyd Starbucks says he's
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prepared to take the suit all the way to the
US Supreme Court. Didn't worried about the Supreme Court. Not
sure up in court. As far as God's chances are winning,
I don't think he's got a prayer. Robert D Rayfer,
John Boy and Billy Show.
Speaker 6 (30:08):
Good morning, everybody, got a big show on the radio
coming up on John Boy Jeparty time. Another chance for
you don't win a one hundred dollars gift card motos
on Jackson me emails at the Big Show dot com.
Recently I received my official John Moobilly fanclub back, got
my T shirt, Thank you very much. The only thing
is I noticed that John Boy has five fingers and
one thumb on his left hand. Please count them and
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you will agree what I was just wondering if this
was correct.
Speaker 3 (30:34):
That is why he has so much trouble with nine
times eight.
Speaker 6 (30:38):
If this is anonomically correct, anatomically correct, No, you're right.
I can only assume that John Boy is a result
of inbreeding. Ah oh ah, it's.
Speaker 8 (30:48):
To be honest with that. It's not correct.
Speaker 2 (30:49):
It's his feet that has six times and their web Yeah.
Speaker 3 (30:54):
Y'all see swim, give me want him tastairs. Let's count him.
Speaker 8 (30:57):
Okay, you know you can order one. Do you have
a credit?
Speaker 6 (31:02):
I got five five five five count them up comes
at twenty women.
Speaker 3 (31:06):
Yeah that is right.
Speaker 6 (31:07):
Well let me always count with my hands in my
pocket so you can't see me using my fingers.
Speaker 3 (31:13):
Eleven. Okay, Oh John your pocket, try to get it.
Speaker 6 (31:17):
John Boy Billy just wanted you guys who know, just
wanted you guys who know that my unit has been
mobilized to go overseas to defend our country. Just wanted
to ask to keep me and my un to your
prayers and the families of all of us. We'd really
appreciate it. And listening to the show for a long time.
My boss used to make me listen to you guys
(31:37):
every morning, and I just got to say that when
everything happened on September eleventh, you guys were the only
ones going deep depth on what happened. Thank you, guys,
everything you have done means a lot. Tony from Easily,
South Carolina, Thank you, Tony getting ready to go. Yeah
uh hello to John Boy Billy, mister Rayford. My name
is PFC Jason Jones. I wrote a letter mister Rayford
earlier about us being deployed. You can tell everyone that
(31:58):
fifteenth Signal and fifty one first Airborne made it in
all right. Would also like to thank KJSR for their
webcast so that we don't miss your show in Cabal.
Best wishes everyone in the state. See you in six months.
Pfc Jason Jones and Operation Desert Spree. Thanks very much. Jason,
be right there on the World Wide Web with you guys.
(32:18):
You got the computer, Nadzie.
Speaker 3 (32:20):
Dear Big show.
Speaker 6 (32:21):
Please allow me to complain about mister Rayford's Friday commentaries.
He read letters aloud during one of his segments Beaver Street,
the on air speculation about the condition of the judges crotch.
Did you hear Rayford on Friday? Thank goodness, my kids
weren't in a car. Mister Rayford has a unique opportunity
every day to enrich, inform and enlighten, et cetera. He
clearly has their credentials and talent to be the next
Charles Caralder Edward R. Murrow of the Morning, and instead
(32:42):
he squanders his time in mind repeatedly. Oh and please
don't remind me how a confederacy of Dunce's unites against Rayford,
or how his low tolerance of noise indicates his genius.
According to Arthur Schopenhauer, this email is not intended for
mister Rayford. It is a complaint about him. If he
needs a please let me know. I can print him
a paper print out and send it through the postal service.
(33:03):
Thanks for letting me bye.
Speaker 3 (33:06):
I don't come out of geezer at two o'clock. Se
you gotta consider the show.
Speaker 6 (33:12):
I'm all, No, Rayford, we're not agreeing with you on
this one.
Speaker 3 (33:18):
I don't know, but he's probably right.
Speaker 6 (33:22):
Oh, Christy Fowler out of Abilene, Texas.
Speaker 3 (33:25):
What you were talking about?
Speaker 6 (33:26):
Remember?
Speaker 7 (33:27):
Oh?
Speaker 5 (33:27):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (33:27):
It was talking about the judge and it was a
story of the Weekly World News and somebody had called
in commenting on it and they were wondering whether the
judge wore any underwear under her rose. And I was
saying something about, well, there.
Speaker 3 (33:47):
Wasn't a waste of time.
Speaker 5 (33:51):
For still working on his Vegas Loungejacks.
Speaker 3 (33:55):
Well, y'all keep those emails and letters coming.
Speaker 7 (33:57):
What do you like to hear them? All?
Speaker 6 (34:03):
Good morning, the Big Show is on the radio, or
for our worldwide listeners, Good evening the Big Show is
on the radio. Like Stephen Kopp technical search in US
Air Force at Masawa Air Base in Japan, listens to
us on the world Wide Web. Used to listen to
Childs in South Carolina. He's over there now. So it
would be like uh, ten and.
Speaker 3 (34:21):
Thirty at night.
Speaker 9 (34:21):
I think ten thirty Tomorrow night, eleven eleven thirty Tomorrow night.
Speaker 6 (34:26):
Yeah, good tomorrow night. There everybody listen on the Big Show.
Speaker 3 (34:32):
Where a wild way? That's pretty cool man. All right,
here we go.
Speaker 6 (34:34):
It's John Boy Jeopardy time right now. All right, let's
look see what we got here this morning. Most humans
can last several weeks without food and as much as
a couple of weeks without water. But if you tried
to give up this basic necessity, you would die within
ten days.
Speaker 3 (34:51):
Ah, what is grilling sauce? Nobody I like you?
Speaker 6 (34:55):
Ethan yep, one ain't underd Big Show. You're toll free line.
We'll start reclor nine, we'll go to we get a winter.
Speaker 3 (35:01):
Let's do it. You'd morning a big show us on
the radio moving around about HM in any hour and
that his time.
Speaker 9 (35:11):
Yes, life across America.
Speaker 5 (35:14):
HiT's John Chuck.
Speaker 9 (35:17):
Pretty I know a man who would die within ten
days without at least an hour or two of shameless
sucking up by his hoodlum friends.
Speaker 6 (35:26):
He's John mord Now, y'all, y'all, y'all, let's say hello
to Steve out of Richmond, Virginia.
Speaker 3 (35:34):
Good morning, Steve. How are you today?
Speaker 6 (35:35):
Good morning, I'm doing well.
Speaker 3 (35:37):
Thank you, good buddy, good buddy, Well Steve.
Speaker 6 (35:39):
Most humans can last several weeks without food, as much
as a couple of weeks without water. But if you
gave up this basic necessity, you'd die within ten days.
Speaker 7 (35:47):
I'm gonna say, salt.
Speaker 3 (35:49):
Show a salty.
Speaker 5 (35:54):
Salt.
Speaker 3 (35:54):
Gotta have salt, though, you gotta have salt.
Speaker 6 (35:56):
Is that the whole kind of like chemical stuff in
our body.
Speaker 3 (35:59):
That needs it?
Speaker 9 (36:00):
Yep, yep, all right. Ocean water cash a good way
to describe it. No, you can't drink ocean water, all right?
Speaker 6 (36:06):
All right, next to salad on my six dollars burger, there, Jackie, Steve,
thanks for playing with us.
Speaker 5 (36:11):
Buddy, thanks a lot, first time calling.
Speaker 6 (36:13):
All right, thank you man, everybody, Look next time, all right,
let's go to Scott out of Hurricane in West Virginia.
Speaker 3 (36:18):
Good morning, Scott.
Speaker 12 (36:19):
Good morning guys.
Speaker 3 (36:20):
Hey man, what are you thinking as Scott?
Speaker 12 (36:24):
I think you might be sleep?
Speaker 3 (36:27):
Show us sleep? I thank you all right, man means
his sleep.
Speaker 5 (36:34):
You kind of tell y'all.
Speaker 3 (36:38):
Since when help me to die? Do you get on?
I'm a little lady. Every once in a while we're sorry? Okay, Hey,
what do he go? Scott?
Speaker 6 (36:48):
You got a one hundred dollars gift card from all
those on your names and a half of the drawing
this Friday. But to make show big tripperent too to
Charlotte and the rash buddy.
Speaker 3 (36:56):
He's gonna be good.
Speaker 6 (36:59):
Those of you want to come in the ninety nine
dollars John o'bill a superticket still got some left on
eight hundred and four or five y five fans on
and our golf turn was coming to a bit money at.
Speaker 10 (37:07):
You in year oud.
Speaker 3 (37:18):
Point count of Boyd.
Speaker 4 (37:20):
John boy often goes on the air reads letters written
to him from listeners criticizing me. Well turn around his
fair play. Couple of hit backs from my mail bag,
biting the hand that feeds me. Here's one from Jerry
Lunsford and Iowa Park, Texas. His main letter is about
proper reverence for the flag, but he closes by saying,
(37:41):
sorry to rave at you, but I haven't heard you
on this point of reverence for the flag. But then
my radio is mostly off once John Boy and Billy start.
Here's one from Luke Payne in Louisbourg, North Carolina. I
see your comments as the sage's views. Listening to your
bites on my commute, we'll get the occasional amen.
Speaker 3 (37:59):
Robert D.
Speaker 4 (38:00):
John Boy and Billy will make you laugh, but don't
go far in the think department. Thank you, Robert D.
Rayford for the wake up. Here's one from Jerry don Calhoun, Georgia.
I was visiting the Big Show website noticed your photograph
on your commentary page. I think you look very dapper
and debonair and your coat and tie, and I was
wondering if you dressed this way for work every day
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or only on special occasions. No, Jerry, but once in
a while I'll put on a suit and tie just
to separate myself from the redneck environment around here.
Speaker 3 (38:30):
Robert D.
Speaker 4 (38:30):
Rayford, John boyn Billy.
Speaker 6 (38:33):
Good morning, A Big Show is on the radio coming
up next to Reverend Ernest Lee sincere in his traveling
podna Goob Goobar.
Speaker 3 (38:42):
Traveling goober Podna. It could be.
Speaker 6 (38:45):
You have said he's got some military humor, explained how
military different branches pick on each other.
Speaker 3 (38:50):
Huh, so he's compiled some so as.
Speaker 6 (38:52):
Military humors, y'all listen around the world, you serve in
our country, laugh of the other branches, and have a
sense of humor about your own right.
Speaker 3 (38:59):
All right, I think I laid it down for Good. Okay,
we'll see see how he does with it.
Speaker 9 (39:03):
Greasing the skids for goober ladies and gentlemen, Rev and
Goob up next.
Speaker 3 (39:25):
Good wanted to make show.
Speaker 6 (39:26):
It's on the radio about a quarter away from the hour.
All right, let's bring them in here. Rev, you go first.
Speaker 3 (39:31):
That microphone. That's it, that's it.
Speaker 14 (39:35):
Good morning, that John, Good morning He Randy Property, Rayveofool,
Hello jacket, Jackie carry Lynch with the weapons of mass destructure.
Speaker 3 (39:46):
Earnestly since said he.
Speaker 14 (39:47):
All the kids are finally back in school and speaking
for parents everywhere. May I say it's about time we
got a good group this show with the blessed Whole
Baptist Church Day School. Now, not that they're all perfect.
In fact, Chris Douglas in the fifth grade class told
me a fun little story.
Speaker 12 (40:01):
The other day.
Speaker 14 (40:01):
She gave the class a writing assignment. They were supposed
to answer the question what would you do if you
woke up one morning and found out you had one
million dollars? Well, she's grating the paper and she come
to one turned in by little Calvin Brown, and at
the top of the page it said Calvin Brown, Grade five.
And she looked and the rest of the paper was blank.
And Miss Dougas couldn't quite figure that one now, So
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she went up to Calvin for the class and they say,
said Calvin, did you have trouble with your paper? He
said no, ma'am. She said, were you supposed to write
what you do if you had a million dollars? And
this paper's blank? You didn't do anything? And Calvin said,
that's right, and exactly what I.
Speaker 11 (40:36):
Do if I had a million? How might?
Speaker 14 (40:39):
She ended up giving him a b plug And now,
man who looks like a million bucks, jug Green and
Regal Dumany's kind of tore up around the edges stead
it's googling.
Speaker 6 (40:48):
God, take very boy, hopball game. I gave rapping right off.
Oh I know you all got military person that listened
all over the world. Tell you, oh that world wide
way up. I'll tell you I would you if I
could type, I'd be riding that way, not coming some
military hubor today did an force kind of go against
eh other? Got some good sense you y'all listen to this, Yeah,
I said, Hold everybody, just listen. During traded exercises, a
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lieutenant was driving down a buddy bike road, come up
with another jeep and was stuck in the mud. A
red faced curdel was at the wheel. That says he
jeep stuck. Sir Colonel said what they said, jeep stuck?
Sir Colonel Threw McKee said, no, yours is. I haven't
just moved into his new office. There was this pompous
new colonel set at his desk. Araba knocks on the door.
(41:34):
Well his conscious of his new position, Colonel quickly pick
up the fold, told Araba to come in. Sent into
the fold. Yes, General, I'll be seeing him this afternoon.
I'll pass along your message in the meantime. Thank you
for your good wishes. Sir Well, feeling as though he
had sufficiently impressed the young enlisted man, he said, what
do you want? Said, nothing important, I'm just here to
hook up your telephone. Well, you know, some air bases
(41:57):
air forces on one side of the field, some via
aircraft use the other side, and to control Tyer's right
there in the middle. Or one day tyres seem to
call for an aircraft said what time is it? Tyer said,
who's calling? Aircraft said? What difference does it make? Tyre plied, Well,
it makes a lot of difference. It was an American
Airlines flight at three o'clock. It was an air Force
played as fifteen hundred hours. It was a Navy aircraft,
(42:17):
it's six mails. If it was an Arby aircraft, the
big head is over the twelve, the little head is
over three. And if it's a marine aircraft, it's Thursday afternoons.
Airson's officer said, soldier, you have changed for a dollar?
Soldier said, su were, buddy, Oh, I said, I ain't.
Don't wait on address an officer. Let's try it again. Soldier,
do you have change for a dollar? Soldier said no, sir.
(42:41):
How do you know if there's a fighter pilot at
your party, they'll tell you what's the difference between a
fighter pilot and a jet engine. A jet engine stops
widening when the plage shuts down. Let's get back on
the mariage. There are three bearades walking through the forest.
Came upon a set of tracks. First three, he said,
oh are deer tracks. Secondary said dog, those are elk tracks.
Third Bree said you're both wrong, those are boost tracks.
(43:03):
Brees were still arguing when the trade hit them. One
more unless y'all want to talk me into a few
more here content well, snarled the tough old Davy chief
to the bewildered Siebad. I suppose after you get discharged
from the Davy, you'll just be waiting for me to
die so you can come and whizzled.
Speaker 3 (43:23):
By gray steep, said dot Bee chief. Once I get
down to Davy, I ain't never gonna stand that light again.
Hope y'all showed that pee. Anybody all fair on that?
Speaker 6 (43:33):
Especially you are of the military that can kill me
with a swizzle sticks. I doubt I've got shut up right.
Speaker 3 (43:41):
Good morning, The big show is right here on the radio.
Hey y'all doing is Tuesday morning? Hold fine? James Gregory
is gonna call him by the hour from now.
Speaker 6 (43:48):
He's playing at the Cleveland County Fair tonight as Cleveland
County North Carolina.
Speaker 3 (43:53):
The Paps Blue Ribbon.
Speaker 6 (43:54):
Racing Party and comedy show featuring Killer Bees and Tim
Wilson is Monday night. The only way you can go
to that is in one of the two days in
our tournaments. Grozie's Benefit of the Course of Speedway, Children's
Charities and Foundation for the Education of Children with Down Syndrome.
We got celebrities man from a NASCAR radio television NBA,
Dale Curry, Jackie's brother, gonna play both days. A Buddy,
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Barry Dodson, Ned Jared Michaeh Walder, Rusty Wallace, Hang Parker, Junior.
Ben Wright will be there all Get Ben to call
some holes, like like when I'm playing one, just to say,
you know, to see how it would feel if I
was ever like actually, you know in last years, Yeah,
an old woman worried about women can't get an augusta.
Speaker 3 (44:34):
Boy talking about boobs getting.
Speaker 5 (44:39):
All right?
Speaker 6 (44:40):
Is I go to the Big Show dot climb, kick
on information or something like that, to the Big Show
dot com and kick on all right?
Speaker 7 (44:48):
You got it?
Speaker 5 (44:48):
There He's a big old show on radio.
Speaker 6 (45:00):
Seren year old grade stations all across America. Doct the
one you listening to right now. The easiest way for
you to join the winters is the current events quiz.
All I got to do is get through God to
all that's a hard part. Then take sea and win.
Speaker 8 (45:14):
What we're talking about.
Speaker 6 (45:15):
I got some emails from the Big Show dot com.
Feel free to communicate with us. Look at them all, well,
Randy looks at them all and then pass them on
how they should go too. Well, actually, Lisa, actually Lisa
at Animey looks at them all and then got to
me and then they file through.
Speaker 3 (45:32):
So well, here's something that's made it to me. Okay.
Speaker 6 (45:35):
I would first like to apologize guys for the daya tribe.
Note the Indian reference of the young lady from Virginia
Tech this morning. As an alumni of that great school,
I want you to know that there are many students
and ex students that enjoy your show every day. Along
with the best stuff shows on the weekend and the
five o'clock replays, Keep up the good work. Playhouses are
hoot and are not to be used as a history lesson.
(45:57):
I guess she doesn't like the far side either. Listen
at WQUT Tri Cities long lived NASCAR Clay Stowers having
done Virginia.
Speaker 3 (46:06):
There's another one from Paul G.
Speaker 6 (46:09):
Avery Cultural Resource Specialists, Law Engineering, Environmental Service in Knoxville, Tennessee.
Speaker 3 (46:14):
Now he's just making this stuff. That's just the way sales.
Speaker 6 (46:17):
When I read it, Hey, guys, I don't normally respond
to things that I hear on the radio, but I
think the letter from the girl of Virginia warrens a response.
First of all, she is obviously the victim of our
education system's use of revisionist history. It is true that
Europeans brought smallpox to North America. The Spaniards wiped out
the Aztec Empire by inadvertently infecting them with a disease
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for which the Natives had no resistance. This did occur
later in the United States as trade was established between
Europeans and Native Americans. Infected goods were certainly traded to
the Indians, but I've never seen documented evidence that it
was done intentionally. As for the pilgrims celebrating the death
of a bunch of Indians, I can't imagine where she
got that. There's no denying that atrocities were admitted on
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the Native Americans by Europeans and later Americans. But as
you said, none of us were there. By the way,
I'm an archaeologist, so I know a little bit about
this sort of thing. Basically, this sort of thing is
the result of our politically correct society. This pie in
the sky idea has done nothing but divide our culture
into rivaled groups. Wasn't it interesting after nine to eleven
(47:20):
how there were no hyphenated Americans, just Americans. Unfortunately we've
already forgotten that. Sure, we all come from different stock
and should be proud of our individual heritage. However, we're
now all Americans. I don't know about y'all, but it's
a straight white Southern male. I'm tired of being the
cause of every problem in this country. Thanks for helping
to remind us how silly people can be, and give
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me to work every day with a smile on my face.
Give but the good work. Please don't give my last
name or employer if you read this on the air.
Speaker 3 (47:46):
Oops, that was.
Speaker 6 (47:49):
From old Wess's name at Old Wess's place. Okay, thank
you very much. Yeah, so where about over that Neil lady. Yeah,
we kind of saw her voice.
Speaker 5 (48:01):
She was you.
Speaker 3 (48:02):
You can tell how they write, you know where they're from.
She probably not aren't they good?
Speaker 9 (48:06):
Sad enough without making stuff up on top of it.
Speaker 3 (48:08):
I guess all right, well here you go. Maybe Raper
kick somebody off.
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