November 11, 2025 • 45 mins
Tuesday (pt 2 of 2): On Today’s Late Riser’s Podcast, we’ll travel back to October 2002.. - This is just good vintage John Boy & Billy.. - We get a complaint letter about Robert D. Raiford.. - It was Race Week in our home city, Charlotte.. - Murray get hypnotized.. - Rev. Sincere and Goober stop by.. - An archeologist writes in to straighten us out on Thanksgiving traditions.. - and John Boy’s High School buddy, Mario shares some of his ideas for TV programming…
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Speaker 1 (00:02):
Roberty Raven, who can't figure these people who ride in
here profoundly expressing their opinions, but say, please don't reveal
who I am? Go figure that I can't. And something trivial.
What happens to all those clothes that take up all
the room and a department store you can hardly walk
for them. Even in a small town or county, there
are not enough people to buy a fraction of all
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those clothes. And what about neckties? I know they are
not enough necks to tie them around, especially in a
county where most of the necks are red or pink,
and you seldom see any man wearing a necktie anymore,
But there they are tables and tables full of neckties,
overflowing ugly ones too. I think we're living in the
age of the ugly necktie. What happens to all those
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neckties or all those other clothes hung up, stacked up,
laid up in a department store? And what about all
those cars and trucks and SUVs. They're lined up, hundreds
of them on lots. If every person in the whole
county bought a new vehicle, there'll still have enough new
vehicles to go around and notice as you pass these
new and used car lots, they're usually grouped together in
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one section of town. Looks like the whole square is
paved with motor vehicles, miles and miles and miles of
steel and wheels. And do you notice the same cars
and trucks and vans and such are parked in the
same spot day after day after day. As you passed
and notice there are a lot of them in what
is now called the pre owned lot.
Speaker 2 (01:30):
Used to call that a used car lot.
Speaker 1 (01:32):
Pre owned Now well, wouldn't ay more correct term be
pre financed. None of them were really owned by the
person who traded them in. Certainly most of them were
that way. The bank or some other financial institution owned them.
The person who drove them is just in essence, renting them,
just like the person who leased one. What's the difference.
People sign up a contract promising to pay a certain
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amount of money over a certain period of time, and
I can't even think of signing up one for five
or six years, but so many people do. Look at
it this way. What you do is you sign a
promissory note. The notes neatly put together in a packet
called car payments, and you drive the car off the
lot payments that must be made by a date certain
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every month. As long as you make those payments, you
have the privilege of driving that vehicle month after month
until it is paid off. And how many pay them off?
They tell me people trade in for a new and
long before the promissory note those payments are paid off.
So see, you don't own bleep. That vehicle you called
yours is really owned by the bank or whatever financial
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institution who made the contract with to pay off month
by month. And if you think you really own it,
just stop making those monthly payments. Then you'll see who
really owned it when the Repoman comes around. I couldn't
live like that, Robert D. Rayford Sawomon. One of the
John Boyn Billy shows.
Speaker 2 (02:58):
Good Morning, A Big show was on your radio. We're
coming up on a curne of ends quiz. Easiest way
if you do join the Winter's we call her nine
take see you will win. Let me see an hour
from now we will be playing the stupid quid with summertime.
I little pregnanated summer hosting and some has some questions
with their pregnancy and of course maybe three kids and
feel qualified to be able to answer some of these.
Let's see, should I have a baby after thirty five?
(03:20):
I guess he's thinking that a lot, No, thirty five
is enough. I'll just do the rim shots with my feet.
Rantyf you Okay, give me some work. I'm two months pregnant. Now,
when will my baby move with any luck? Right after
he finish his college?
Speaker 3 (03:38):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (03:38):
What do it means? Did drawn up? What is the
most reliable method to determine the baby sex? Childbirth?
Speaker 4 (03:49):
I'm a help.
Speaker 2 (03:53):
I'm so I'm I'm so premant, yet I'm so pregnant.
How pregnant? Are you?
Speaker 5 (04:00):
So?
Speaker 2 (04:00):
And so moody that sometimes I feel like I'm borderlined irrational?
So what's your question? Some of these are funny to me.
Speaker 4 (04:12):
You were just talking.
Speaker 2 (04:15):
My childbirth instructor says, it's not pain a field during labor,
it's pressure. Is she right? Yeah, I'm the same way
that a tornado might be called an air current. When
is the best time to get an epidural? Right after
you find out you're pregnanty would be good? So that
(04:35):
last semester, the little tube there, the baby, the e
flopian tube, what do you call it? The last connects
to the brain. It sucks all the intelligence right out
of you.
Speaker 4 (04:46):
Don't worry. You know there's a tube that runs from her.
Speaker 2 (04:50):
Is there any reason that I have to have my husband? No,
this is oh no, huhuh. Yeah, you've already already had
your husband. That'll be the most part that he's done. Ye,
him alone. Is there anything I should avoid while recovering
from childbirth? Say, pregnancy? Do I have to have a
baby shower?
Speaker 6 (05:10):
No?
Speaker 2 (05:11):
Just change that diaper real quick. When will I begin
to feel and act normal again? I told you when
the kids are in college. All right, so there you go. Question.
Please past the audition.
Speaker 4 (05:33):
Let's book it.
Speaker 2 (05:34):
Try to feel tien you waitresses over here, all morning,
Thank you, thank you. Take see in a minute. Good
morning every body. The Big Shows on the radio. Here
it is the easiest way you to join the winner's
current of Vince Quiz. What do we deal with today?
Bidle coming soon?
Speaker 7 (05:54):
The World's Worst Theme part, the World's worst the world
worst theme park?
Speaker 2 (06:00):
That's Dell the shell away, Good morning, The Big Shows
on the radio. You ready, girl?
Speaker 6 (06:12):
Okay? Welles's time?
Speaker 2 (06:19):
Quiz Okay. Calling on our contestant, David out of Jonesboro, Arkansas.
Good morning, David, Good morning. Hell you doing good man? Okay,
I'm doing great. Can I sell you one thing real quick?
Go ahead. I know that they one hundred. Yeah, they
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give a little deal their listeners, radio winners. You miss
this one, all right, Dave. We'll listen up to Billy
Well move over, Disney.
Speaker 7 (06:50):
The eastern European nation of Romania is pressing on with
its plans to create a Dracula theme park. Romania, of course,
is the home of Odd the Impaler, the fifteenth century
tyrant who inspired Bram Stoker's novel about the legendary vampire
Dracula Blah blah exactly. The country will spend an estimated
thirty million bucks to create the Dracula Park in the
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province of Trends, Albinia. The project will create an estimated
three thousand new jobs, and it's said to be an
amazingly accurate tribute to Dracula because a it has a
replica of his original castle. B will feature blood, sausage
and other gory foods at the concession stand or see
like Dracula himself.
Speaker 8 (07:33):
It's sure to suck.
Speaker 2 (07:36):
I'll have to go see on them, all right, Dan,
Let me say you got a hundred bucks and say
one hundred rocks. You got one hundred dollars gift certificate
from AutoZone if you'd use that's two hundred bucks. So
you can really racked up this morning air. Dave I
money O Jaffi. We'll get your information. I got you this,
(07:58):
hi buddy buck. Well, you know Tom Clancy was a
jerk to us. We're gonna talk to his wife, Nancy.
Let's see how that goes.
Speaker 1 (08:16):
Well, here's another man old enough to know better who
thought a seven hundred and fifty pound motorcycle was a toy.
The story from the Associated Press Newswire. Jim Zimmerman's brief
fling as a biker ended in pain. The sixty year
old Michigan retiree says he bought his motorcycle as a
mid age crisis thing. Ten seconds after starting his new Harley,
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he crashed it into a neighbor's utility trailer at forty
miles an hour. He broke several ribs. Says he's lucky
to be alive. After thousands of dollars in repairs, Zimmerman
sold the big bike for an eight hundred dollars loss.
There was only one tenth mile on the odometer. Zimmerman
says he's still getting mail from the Harley Owners group
reminding him of how stupid he was. No, I don't
(09:00):
believe that last line on this Associated Press story.
Speaker 2 (09:03):
I think they made that up.
Speaker 1 (09:05):
I don't think they'd ever do a thing like that. Meantime,
I got a letter in the mail yesterday announcing a
new ride and the Kyle Petty Charity Ride schedule. This
one leads from the Homestead, Florida Speedway day after the race,
riding down to Key West and spending the night coming
back to Daytona Beach, overnight there in to Charleston, South Carolina.
Slots are available for this three day ride south and back,
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and as soon as I check with the Petty Ride office,
I can give you some more details about registration and such.
Registration deadline is November one, and you hear about it
on the John Boy and Billy show.
Speaker 2 (09:40):
Good Morning to Big Shows on the radio. Tell me
about that new Z said that Nissan's coming out with
three fifty z X is good. It's got a it's
like that. You remember when we were kids, the future
cars that you always oh yeah, the Z has that
look and feel to it clean. You might have a
(10:01):
two eighty I had one, I had a three eighty,
But a three hundred I had is the next step? Yeallo,
save up. Okay, it's spending money on clothes. Now, this
is coming from the guy who doesn't on a clothing
store but coincidentally does own a Nissan store. Look at me,
(10:22):
I'll save money on clothes. Usually wear a fishing tournament
T shirt, jeans, c you wear jeans and cut them
off of the summer.
Speaker 7 (10:29):
Hello, well, now sometimes you wear a fishing tournament jeans
and a cutoff T shirt.
Speaker 2 (10:34):
And driving a demo.
Speaker 9 (10:36):
And the most frightening thing is when I went down
to the trailer at the beach. You go in the closet,
walk in closet full of it hanging T shirts from
fishing tournaments, and different ball caps stacked on the shelves,
and two pair of shoes and one of them were eaves.
Speaker 2 (10:57):
One shoe or one pair of good. Well, anyway, pull
yourself together there, Randy, and uh, well, our interview with
Tom Clancy. Yeah it wasn't very nice. Goo. Yeah, one
thing we should talk to his ex wife. Okay, get
a take on that.
Speaker 10 (11:14):
The shot Okay, y'all in yeah en, yeah, yen yeap ye.
Speaker 11 (11:19):
Okay, all right, let's do the wave. It's coming up next.
Speaker 2 (11:31):
Good morning, the Big Show is on the radio. Well,
that Tom Clancy controversy is still brewing. I just can't
figure out why mister Clancy was in such a bad mood.
Speaker 6 (11:41):
Uh.
Speaker 2 (11:41):
You know, I'm really not used to people not loving me. Hello,
it's me joh boy, lovables drive me crazy anyway. In
an effort to get to the bottom of all this,
we tracked down Tom Clancy's most recent ex wife, Yes,
Nancy Clancy, and we have her on the phone with
us today. Hello, missus Clancy. What uh this is John Boy.
Speaker 12 (12:06):
Good for you.
Speaker 2 (12:08):
Oh, I interviewed your ex husband recently.
Speaker 12 (12:11):
Yah, he's a jackass.
Speaker 2 (12:13):
Well that's what I thought, but I wanted to be
sure I wasn't done talking.
Speaker 12 (12:18):
Oh, sort Everyone in the family is a jerk. His brother,
the fisherman Bill Dancy Clancy, his nephew, the gay Corse
boy Fancy Pancy Clans, even his ugly sister never a
second Glancy Clan, his nervous second cousin Nancy Clancy, his
crabby grandpa Robert d Raves, and Rancy Clancy, his two
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jailbird step brothers, last chancey Clancy and Victim of circumstance
he Clancy. Buttheads one at all makes the holidays a
real suicide watch.
Speaker 2 (12:54):
Wow, so the whole family is a bunch of black sheep.
Speaker 12 (12:57):
Oh, it gets better. Apparently it's her.
Speaker 2 (13:00):
You mean you can die from it? No?
Speaker 12 (13:05):
You down there? Oh, let's just say that acorn doesn't
fall far from the tree. You think Tom's a gem?
Talk to his son, Yancy Clancy.
Speaker 6 (13:16):
Damien, say hi to Jethrow.
Speaker 2 (13:20):
Hey, Yancy, this is John Boy. Have you heard of me? Yo? Well,
I talked to your dad and he was pretty crabby.
Do you think he's crabby?
Speaker 13 (13:32):
Well?
Speaker 2 (13:32):
Do you wish you could see your dad more often?
At least you don't have to hear your parents fight.
You know that must have been rough. Oh, Yancy, you
are creeping me out. Let me talk to your mom?
Speaker 5 (13:51):
Yes, yes, put her on a phone, you little jerk.
Speaker 12 (14:03):
Isn't he adorable?
Speaker 2 (14:05):
He's a chip over the old block all right? Any luck,
maybe he'll grow out of what is he? Five or
six years old?
Speaker 12 (14:11):
Twenty seven? He's like beaver Cleve on steroids? Anything else?
Speaker 2 (14:17):
Uh? Well, I I guess not. I just want to
thank you for taking time to h to h to
talk to us, is it me? No? Okay, yes, good morning.
A big show is on the radio head towards top
of the hour, STUPI quiz still to be played, another
(14:39):
one will be made and a email here from Anita
Smith Hooks, Texas, wondering what Mario has been up to lately.
Hadn't heard him mention in a long time. Mary old,
my old childhood buddy grew up with. He moved back
home to our hometown and got him a job. He
works right next to Keenan Stadium, University of Chapel Hill helping.
Speaker 6 (15:01):
Uh.
Speaker 2 (15:01):
He works in home helping some you know he's a helper. Yeah,
he's driving a golf cart around some elderly people moving
him around please and uh, which is great because spellers.
Of course you met Marie. He's just setting the green
room and pontificate on a number of subjects.
Speaker 9 (15:19):
I can see him now. Uh, you know, back in
my day, needs to senior citizens.
Speaker 2 (15:27):
That's a perfect job for him. He gets a ride
around down to walk and has conversation and people who
are happy to get talk that.
Speaker 9 (15:34):
Rayford said. The only friend of yours that he could
ever have a conversation.
Speaker 7 (15:38):
With, because I know how to kick it old school.
Speaker 2 (15:43):
Everybody told you about he was taking a lady I
guess administrative official to the airport. This was in the van,
not in a golf cart, and talking about she was
French talking about she started talk talking about America. No,
we're imposing our wheel on other people, you know, like
the Bretons were protesting, you know for us. I like
that ad meracy. He I bet you one complaining when
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we had to come over and Jery came nazis how
y'all was living rooms, so he kind of cant cut
to the points like that. Uh said, We're gonna hear
his thoughts and the song that was done about Mario
back when he was working up here for us for
the for our John Boy and Billy Corporation and doing
some driving duties.
Speaker 7 (16:24):
So our thoughts on him and his thoughts on others.
Speaker 2 (16:27):
Is coming up next. Good morning to make show us
on the radio for this Tuesday, first day of a
rock taber all, unless you're listening to the Country is Now,
that wouldn't work. I'm glad you didn't catch it. Randy
(16:49):
didn't mean Jackie, I'm as wanted baby.
Speaker 4 (16:53):
Great Now Raferd will do it.
Speaker 2 (16:56):
Hey, Anita Smith, exus my little baby cow I mean
my baby what'd you call me? Baby dog?
Speaker 6 (17:05):
Cow girl?
Speaker 2 (17:06):
And yet the chicks dig life is fair? Yeah, what's
up for that? Don't go don't make me go in
my baby dogs all the way. You can't even sting
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well anyway, And they want to know about Mario explain
that hopefully, And let's uh, I want to spend a
few minutes back in the past. Let's go back when
Mary was sitting right over there besides pillars. I remember it, like, uh, well,
Mario talk man, I said, noticing y'all know about maryel
He likes TV. He watched a lot of TV. Watches
the weirdest stuff though. I mean, one time he'll be
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watching a carbon show or whether it's that gay interior decorator.
Speaker 8 (17:50):
Oh no, I don't know who that.
Speaker 5 (17:52):
We don't go gay.
Speaker 2 (17:53):
But what do you watch?
Speaker 14 (17:56):
Wait?
Speaker 8 (17:57):
Like what savage? You actually learn something from? You know,
you know, it's just not like movies and stuff like that.
It's like the new it's got new channels, the women's
entertainment and uh so.
Speaker 2 (18:12):
You're learning about women and.
Speaker 8 (18:14):
You know all this all this is for women.
Speaker 2 (18:16):
Yeah you got lifetalk, Yeah please?
Speaker 8 (18:21):
I mean, uh, how about a man's channel strictly for men?
What do you all think?
Speaker 4 (18:30):
Me in need me Marrio.
Speaker 8 (18:36):
Entertainment and just wrestling John Wayne movies? Uhu for men?
You know, we used to have ESPN, but now I
turned on. Then it was like women loggers. I mean, yeah,
you know, ain't a sport.
Speaker 7 (18:52):
That's like the kind of stuff that used to have
before they got the good sports.
Speaker 8 (18:55):
They need to take them down there and let them
wash clothes or something with.
Speaker 2 (18:59):
A log, clean log rolling to the river.
Speaker 8 (19:03):
Yeah, I mean it ain't. Ain't my ball in now,
you gotta have a ball for a sport.
Speaker 2 (19:10):
What about I'm climbing big one hundred and fifty foot
tall poles.
Speaker 8 (19:13):
Well you can get your hurt on that that's coming
down blown splinters, but that ain't spoiled.
Speaker 2 (19:24):
Yeah.
Speaker 8 (19:25):
Actually we don't even have that anymore. Women's took over
the world.
Speaker 2 (19:28):
And you know what about women pumping iron?
Speaker 8 (19:32):
You know they need to pump some iron, some clothes.
I'm sorry, well, I see.
Speaker 2 (19:43):
Now you're single, right, you think make sure.
Speaker 6 (19:49):
Medn't like me?
Speaker 2 (19:51):
Women and men fear him. He is a cute. Yeah,
polar bar.
Speaker 4 (20:00):
We're going to dinner. He got himself a harem the burial.
Speaker 15 (20:04):
Now, I'm just trying to. I'm just trying to help.
Speaker 8 (20:07):
I'm here to help, so I'm trying to. But we
need men's entertainment, all right now eleven thirty I get
on Cinemax.
Speaker 3 (20:15):
But you know.
Speaker 8 (20:16):
That definitely all together?
Speaker 2 (20:19):
All right, Well, there it is. That's another great idea.
Me channel in me entertainment.
Speaker 8 (20:34):
Sending for the man.
Speaker 7 (20:36):
And please don't go around bothering people, please please.
Speaker 2 (20:44):
I got likewise and women roll on him?
Speaker 6 (20:46):
Law you do? Yeah?
Speaker 15 (20:51):
You a little funny anyway.
Speaker 1 (21:04):
Roberty Rayford, who's noticed more newspapers are deciding to print
homosexual unions in their weddings and celebrations Announcement section Boston
globed the latest they're about ohero One hundred and twenty
five newspapers nationwide doing it now, and each week more
joined the crowd. The New York Times started it some
time ago, and each Sunday you can read samples of
(21:24):
the homosexual couples declaring publicly their private intentions. I'm just
wondering how many of those who are so offended by this,
have ever really read any of them? Kind of like
Jesse Jackson who hasn't even seen the picture Barbershop but
wants it deleted and edited and boycotted. This past Sunday's
Times had only two homosexual unions in its style section,
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which includes the weddings. I know that it's not just
anybody who has their announcements in the New York Times.
They even select whose obituaries they publish. I don't know
if it's a matter of money, how much they must
charge for such announcements, or the social status of the couple.
One thing I noticed, the couples are well educated and
in important, fulfilling jobs or professions. Here are some excerpts
(22:10):
from the two in Sundays Times. One the female couple
has a picture of them together. No picture of the
Mayo couple. Let me read a little about them. Doctor
Militia Rachel Stein and Elena Fanny Deutsch are to celebrate
their partnership today the home of doctor Stein's mother, Carol Clark,
in Livingston, New York. Rabbi Nancy h Winer will lead
(22:32):
a commitment ceremony. Doctor Stein is thirty three and a
chief resident in Internal Medicine in the Medical Center in
the Bronx. She graduated from the University of Chicago and
received her medical degree from the Vile Medical College of
Corneill University in Manhattan. Miss Deutsch thirty six works as
the Director of Tobacco Control for the American Cancer Society
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in Manhattan. She graduated from the University of Michigan and
received a master's degree in public health from the University
of North Carolina at Chapel Hill. Her father, the late
Ira A. Deutsch, was a partner in Bobbick, Deutsch and Schleschler,
a former law firm in Manhattan. Here the excerpts now
from the Mayo Couple. No picture on this one. Mark Henderson,
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Joseph and Alan Chris Valoussi. I believe it is k
al Willie won't pronounce it A firm their commitment yesterday
in a ceremony led by their friend Dames Dehzou, a
student at the Wesley Theological Seminary in Washington. It took
place at the home of Richard Pearlstone in Rehoboth Beach, Delaware.
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Mister Joseph thirty six is an assistant projects manager of
the Episcopal Cathedral of Saint Peter and Paul in Washington.
He graduated from the Catholic University of America. Mister Chris
Valoussi forty four as the vice president for Executive Recruiting
and Placement at the Hex Strawbridge Department Store in Arlington, Virginia.
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And let's see also as a board member of Inroads
of Greater Baltimore and Washington, an organization that sponsors minority internships.
He graduated from Shepherd College in Shepherdstown, West Virginia. Anyway,
two couples celebrating their partnership in public on the pages
of the newspaper of record to the world, The New
York Times. I'm merely Robert D. Rayford passing it along
(24:23):
for what it's worth. In case you haven't seen any
of these on the John Boy and Billy Show, Good.
Speaker 2 (24:29):
Morning, the big shows right here on the radio, coming
to both stupid quiz It might have to do me
small push ups. He if I'm get my oxygen, Floyd,
come alrse.
Speaker 7 (24:36):
It flows through your bloodstream and not out your ear
end like last time.
Speaker 2 (24:40):
But it really didn't help yesterday I got skunked. Yeah,
baby does kunk me? Yeah? And then we played stupid
quiz and it was ugly there too. I gotta say, well,
dear John Boy, I really love your show. However, as
an Asian American, I don't like to hear you use
the term Japs. When I searched for your website this morning,
the description said that the big show has heard as
far away is Japan.
Speaker 5 (25:00):
Oops.
Speaker 2 (25:01):
I consider myself the only Asian redneck had all been
in Georgia, and I will continue to enjoy your show,
but if you persist using these racial slurs, I will
have to come up to North Carolina and Jap slap you.
Speaker 7 (25:17):
Well, you may have to nip this thing in the bud.
Speaker 2 (25:19):
Oops. You see it says because I am half Asian,
I can use a racial slur like Jap. However, because
you are a big, dumb white hic, it is inappropriate
for you to say JAP.
Speaker 4 (25:34):
Show half Asian. No, don't you get it?
Speaker 2 (25:40):
No, half Asian, half it? I got it. Yakisoto's making
a joke, he.
Speaker 9 (25:45):
Said, for men who come up with the October version
of a country station.
Speaker 2 (25:55):
All right, who, let's let's move on there, shall we
get going down him to me toquiz Jerry Gavis for
Lowe's Motor Speedway got big announcements today on Open Line.
Speaker 7 (26:11):
Did you say it.
Speaker 2 (26:14):
Pends a door way to garth head, Bob do that.
That's a good one and it kicks back in there. Hey, well,
good morning. The Big Show was on the radio.
Speaker 9 (26:21):
I mean myself dizzy all right, don't know Belines Jerry
Gavins for Lowe's Motor Speedway.
Speaker 2 (26:27):
And the hurricane preparedness is Hurricane Lily. It's a Caman Islands.
We could have another one or two hitting the Gulf.
Man Big Show states? Are the hurricane states.
Speaker 7 (26:36):
Looking like the same track as the last one?
Speaker 2 (26:38):
Is the door So we'll explore that. But right now
it's stupid quiz time with the one hundred dollars gift
card from AutoZone courtesy of our friends at all the Zone.
So one eight hundred big show, we are told Free
Line Caller nine will play it neck m on in
(26:59):
the big shows on the radio. Right, I got a
brain flow, I got the oxygen float in my brain
and fos loss of use of my limbs.
Speaker 7 (27:07):
So you're having a stroke.
Speaker 2 (27:08):
Basically, my arms are tired. All right, let's meet her contested.
Oh wait a minute, have you seen you're just report
card pour.
Speaker 7 (27:26):
Your timing is as good as ever.
Speaker 2 (27:30):
Speaking of timing some summer time, how much long you're
gonna carry Junior around there? A couple of days if
I can help, a couple of days. Are we getting
that into the short shoot?
Speaker 16 (27:39):
Huh No, I've got three weeks she's from.
Speaker 2 (27:42):
That was a racing term.
Speaker 7 (27:44):
She's gone from sweet and mild to hot and spicy
on the drilling.
Speaker 16 (27:48):
I was eating this with sibby crackers.
Speaker 7 (27:49):
Huh a girl, it's one of those little workout trampolines.
Speaker 1 (27:53):
I know most folks.
Speaker 2 (27:58):
Have you had some good crave? What have you been like?
Speaker 6 (28:01):
What? What?
Speaker 2 (28:01):
What tastes good to you?
Speaker 16 (28:04):
Kids?
Speaker 2 (28:04):
Food like strain like hot dog like corn dogs and
peanut butter and jelly sandwich?
Speaker 12 (28:11):
A weird?
Speaker 2 (28:12):
That's I never one of that kind of stuff? What
about on your bio at the Big Show dot com,
it says you don't feel normal unless you start your
day with some cream o wheat.
Speaker 16 (28:20):
And I would burn myself out on cream of wheat
by the eighth month.
Speaker 2 (28:23):
Is that right? So you're already burned the hot dogs?
Speaker 6 (28:27):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (28:27):
I don't even want to look at cream. Well, let's
talk to Thomas from Orlando, Florida, say how his day
is going? How you doing Thomas?
Speaker 17 (28:35):
Great?
Speaker 2 (28:35):
Are you doing good man? What have you been craving lately? Thomas?
Tom boys grimming boy and that girl from Baywalk? All right,
well Thomas, me and you buddy. You got to touch
on phone? Touching number there? All right, that's where you
chime in. I got to bail some got a lesson plan.
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Let's go.
Speaker 16 (28:56):
Let's start with English. What letter of the alphabet sounds
like something you can swim in?
Speaker 2 (29:04):
Say, see, I wrote that, that's sure, he'd say, Pete.
Speaker 13 (29:11):
From the.
Speaker 4 (29:14):
Thank you for here all day.
Speaker 2 (29:17):
I don't have time for a set up, so I'm
just gonna do right. We'll be down to numbers pretty soon. Party,
math right, math?
Speaker 16 (29:28):
What number has six ones, four tens, seven hundreds, three
thousands and two millions?
Speaker 2 (29:37):
What are you talking about?
Speaker 15 (29:40):
What number?
Speaker 2 (29:41):
What number? Beat again?
Speaker 16 (29:43):
What number has six ones, four tens? Uh huh, seven hundreds,
three thousands, uh huh and two millions?
Speaker 2 (29:53):
Uh huh? Whoa what you got? Jamas?
Speaker 12 (29:57):
I got three million, seven forty Oh?
Speaker 2 (30:04):
What was the last.
Speaker 5 (30:09):
Two one?
Speaker 2 (30:11):
Two to one million?
Speaker 13 (30:12):
Summer?
Speaker 8 (30:13):
The last one two million, three hundred?
Speaker 5 (30:16):
No, no, wait, MANE give.
Speaker 2 (30:20):
Him a numb shot. All right, Thomas, put it all together.
Here's your shot. I want to be fair to him.
I tried, all right, two million, three hundred thousand, seven
hundred and forty six.
Speaker 6 (30:42):
Two hundred.
Speaker 2 (30:44):
Seven thousand, different. Okay, we'll go through with the smarty britches.
Million three three million.
Speaker 16 (30:51):
Two million, three thousand, seven hundred and forty six.
Speaker 2 (30:57):
That's what I did. It's not said three million or
three hundred thousand.
Speaker 16 (31:05):
Yeah, there's three thousand, two.
Speaker 2 (31:07):
Million, three thousand, seven hundred and forty six dollars. Yes,
well that's what I said. Nobody said dollars. I think
both of those were Rob Thomas. Let's move on there.
We'll just supposed to said that science.
Speaker 13 (31:23):
Science.
Speaker 7 (31:26):
By the way, it's easy to throw out a question
when you both miss it. That works pretty good.
Speaker 16 (31:32):
Which of these plants doesn't belong in the group dandelion azalea?
Is it lupine lupine or golden rod?
Speaker 2 (31:42):
Oh? Go, Thomas, yep, was it one of the choices?
All right, man, I think this is a trick horror
cultural question, well, a trick horticultural question. Do you have
a trick horticultural answer? Yes? Dandee lions. All lions is
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the weed and everything else the flowers. Everything that she
named was a weed except for one. Hell yeah, he said, no,
that would go to xel you festival every year. Look,
we go to a weed festival. Well, Tommy Chong.
Speaker 5 (32:23):
Uh?
Speaker 2 (32:24):
Did Thomas gets that? Rights? Still one to nothing? Thomas
is still up on English?
Speaker 16 (32:31):
Which of these words means a secession of rulers from
the same family?
Speaker 2 (32:36):
A secession of rulers from the same family?
Speaker 16 (32:39):
Is it a heretic B dynasty or C monarchy?
Speaker 6 (32:44):
Oh? And did he?
Speaker 2 (32:45):
I'll let Thomas have it? Yeah, right, two to nothing.
I'm in danger being skung for the second day of
the row. We math messing me up?
Speaker 6 (32:58):
Math.
Speaker 16 (33:00):
What is the greatest three digit number you can make
using only the numbers four, five, and six?
Speaker 10 (33:07):
Greatest three digit number? Thomas, No, six hundred and fifty four.
Speaker 6 (33:21):
Yeah, what's up with it?
Speaker 2 (33:27):
Two to one? Two to one? Thomas up?
Speaker 5 (33:30):
Science, sire?
Speaker 16 (33:34):
Which of these words refers to one of the large
drifting slabs that make up the Earth's crust. Is it
a shelf, B, mantle or C plate?
Speaker 5 (33:47):
Plate?
Speaker 2 (33:48):
That's right, yeah, plate, It's two to two all of
a sudden. That's tied up, and Johnny.
Speaker 4 (33:57):
Looks more surprised than anybody.
Speaker 2 (33:58):
Yeah, all right, No, my plates moved English English, the
last one.
Speaker 16 (34:05):
Put these words in alphabetical order. All right, musty, mustache
and mustard.
Speaker 5 (34:16):
Turd?
Speaker 2 (34:19):
Is it turd before except after tea.
Speaker 16 (34:24):
Thomas, mush, mustard and musky. That's right.
Speaker 2 (34:34):
No one is alphabet quicker than me. Fancy hawk, Thomas.
You did it, buddy, to big old prize package hundred
dollars car to go to autose On qualify for the
bigger race weekend Low's Motorspeedway. Here to make show another
five hundred dollars that's one hundred dollars card. You got
one hundred dollars car. You're already at talk right for
another one. He's driving us lord, Okay, so.
Speaker 6 (34:56):
There it is.
Speaker 2 (34:56):
I was sorry. Hold on, Jack, can get you animation, buddy,
Appreciate you playing what it's listened down. I know lend
no flowed on HTQ buddy, first time calling. I'm right then,
good job. All right, hang on Part two of our
homage to Mario, who has moved off and got another job.
We'll do the Mario song. Goome on to the big
(35:25):
show is on the radio. We'll get into it here
from the Big Show dot com The John Moobilly On
Thursday September nineteenth, you were working on a math problem
three plus four times three as most people, John Boy
answered twenty one for a total answer. The reason this
was wrong is because you didn't adhere to the order
of operation. In education, we use an acronym to remember
the order of operation, my dear aunt Sally. If you
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use the first letter of each word, you can remember
the order of operation M D as my dear aunt Sally.
It's like when I was learning music. Every good boy
does find gbd F one. The order of operation is multiplication, division,
addition and subtraction. Love to show listen every morning, Adam Niceley,
Assistant Principal, wilburd Pence Middle School. You know what else
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you could do? Pay attention in this right, So, my
dear aunt Sally, so M multiplication times three, division plus four.
Speaker 4 (36:23):
Gonna audition.
Speaker 2 (36:24):
I work on this while we listen to the Maria.
But thanks for trying, Adam. Sometimes we just give him
a stick of chewing gum. But this this is good.
They don't teach pigs to sing. Anita Smith brought a Mario.
We heard little Cliff and Mario. Let's uh, let's look
back on the times when he was driving me around.
Huh the special Ario song, Yeah boom boom.
Speaker 5 (36:45):
And when I go a stray, he's with me all
the way. It's Mario. He's misunderstood.
Speaker 2 (36:57):
He's in the way.
Speaker 5 (36:59):
He's Mario. But Mario don't.
Speaker 13 (37:06):
Feel boom boo.
Speaker 14 (37:14):
Boooo Myrio donphy.
Speaker 7 (37:28):
And when he drives, he swerves, he gets on all
my nerves and Marios.
Speaker 5 (37:38):
He's misopher stood.
Speaker 17 (37:41):
It's every day with Mario, but Mario, don't feel Myrio
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donc whoa Mario? Oh Mario. Only Mario hoes the uh
ley to the gymcy o.
Speaker 6 (38:26):
My Mario.
Speaker 5 (38:33):
Only Mario does my stuff.
Speaker 8 (38:43):
I tell you, everybody's complaining, going on, worry about things,
to trying out loud.
Speaker 5 (38:49):
It's it's jobs out there.
Speaker 8 (38:51):
There's a little bit more difficulty, but you got to
get Please, please.
Speaker 2 (38:57):
Calm down, be appraised of your job.
Speaker 8 (38:59):
Don't plain all the time, don't argy, don't don't just
go on and bother you find out there.
Speaker 13 (39:17):
Myriial, don't.
Speaker 5 (39:26):
He ain't no klonel corb. This is his only job.
Smile he's misunderstood every day with Mario.
Speaker 13 (39:44):
But Mario don't feel Myrio, don't.
Speaker 14 (40:07):
Oh Mario, Oh Mario, only Mario does my son.
Speaker 6 (40:21):
Four melease please? Yeah?
Speaker 9 (40:38):
B B.
Speaker 6 (40:40):
S.
Speaker 2 (40:40):
That's your love song for me to Mario, give you
one more time?
Speaker 5 (40:44):
Yeah, b B B.
Speaker 2 (40:50):
Good morning. Got the Big show right here own the
radio coming up over a long time hurricane preparedness. We
are King of the Hurricane Study Show, the John Mobil,
the Big Show Radio Network, and we're gonna say if
we can hap you happy and we'll check up on
Lily right now. Jared Gavis from Loewe's Motor Speedway, jerefore
where you get into the announcement, man, want to wish
you and Laura happy nineteenth anniversary.
Speaker 3 (41:11):
Well, thank you very much, John boy, you need to
wish her more. She's the one had to put up
with more falls.
Speaker 2 (41:15):
What I gonna say, you're getting out cheap for another
anniversary this year.
Speaker 3 (41:19):
Yeah, that's a good point. Nineteen years. It's like one
hundred and thirty three years and doggy years or something
like that.
Speaker 2 (41:24):
Tell you what you spend the doghouse.
Speaker 3 (41:28):
She's been good and we've always had to work our
anniversary around racing and stuff, and with race weeks coming up,
I told her we have to take a rain check.
We'll go out for dinner afterwards.
Speaker 2 (41:38):
You are a little busy this, Yeah, all right, Jerry,
Well happy anniversary.
Speaker 3 (41:42):
Body, Well, thank you very much.
Speaker 2 (41:44):
So what's happening, man?
Speaker 3 (41:45):
Hey, we've got some neat stuff happening out here getting
ready for the race. But this morning we just released
a new deal. It's called the Race and Room Package,
and folks, especially in the outer market areas with you guys,
they can get a hotel room for the Saturday night
of the race weekend and a front stretch ticket for
ninety eight bucks.
Speaker 2 (42:01):
Whoa, yeah, mane hundred bucks for our room and taking
on front stress.
Speaker 3 (42:05):
Yeah, so what And we have about twelve actually, I
think they're up to twenty two different hotels now that
are participating in the program, including the Adams Market downtown Charlotte,
which is a nice hotel, and they're all around the area.
So a race fan, it's out of the market that says,
you know, I'd love to go to the race, but
I don't think one they got tickets available, or two
where am I going to stay when I get there? Well,
we've got the solution here and those working with rooms
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dot Com and the Visit Charlotte folks here with the
Convention and Visitors Bureau, they're doing a great job. And
the hotel people really opening their arms out for race fans.
They want to get them in here, and they're reasonable
to the raids. So all they have to do is
call our ticket office and at one call take care
of everything. We'll hook you up with the tickets, the
rooms and give you the different options that are available.
But for ninety eight bucks, you can get a room
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on Saturday night right here in the Charlotte area on
race weekend and a front stretch ticket. So that speaks
great volumes about what the people are doing here and
the tourism industry and how the racing is so important
to our economy and we won't get the people in here,
and we've got the capacity.
Speaker 2 (43:03):
And hey man speaking a cash register, another record purse
for this race. Race we're coming up man, five million,
one hundred, four hundred and seven dollars the purse.
Speaker 3 (43:17):
And we had a lot of fun with that last week.
We announced that last week here and Humpy and Kenny
Wallas came in and actually found a camel from the
Lazy five Ranch, Olden Mooresville. And Wednesday was hump Day,
and uh, of course you got Humpy Wheeler the President's Speedway,
and then Campbelloy there is.
Speaker 2 (43:35):
It looked like in the garage. A right there, there's
a well.
Speaker 3 (43:38):
Humpy with the real Humpy. Please step forward. But we've
got we've got everything going on. And then yesterday we
got a surprise visit from the from the Governor of
North Carolina, Mike Easley. Rick Henry cooked him up. Jimmy
Johnson was out of town, so he snuck on.
Speaker 2 (43:56):
Jimmy was in the forty eight car. Figure he wasn't
around there.
Speaker 3 (44:00):
The bonny Carlow's over and the Governor was gonna take
some hot laps, and they Rick took him around, showed
him the groove on the track with his in his
passenger car. And then when he soloed, he got up
to like one hundred and seventy miles, Is that right?
Speaker 13 (44:13):
Go go?
Speaker 2 (44:14):
He didn't have the governor on it, really he did,
as the governor was in it, not on it.
Speaker 3 (44:19):
Richter played on the engine or else he might have
gone faster.
Speaker 2 (44:22):
But Jerry, I know you got a ten o'clock meeting.
It's ten o'clock easterns.
Speaker 3 (44:25):
It's ten o'clock eastern like that.
Speaker 2 (44:26):
Getting in there, buddy. Thank you for letting us know
about this racing room. Pack us ninety eight bucks one
eight hundred and four five y five fans.
Speaker 14 (44:31):
All right, Gary, you got.
Speaker 2 (44:47):
Good morning to make. Show's on the radio. Come wayre
tuning in for Jeff Gordon. Got in touch to him
yesterdy afternoon. This morning. He is filming a cameo in
a movie in Las Vegas. We'll get up with him
a little later. Cellate his win. I'm sure we'll be
talking to him again. Nice to let us know what's
outing there. We got the Mecklenburg County Sheriff's apartment in
our big show studio. I think this would work well
in any city. The impaired driving awareness is what you
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guys are going around showing and anyway, I wanted you
to go to mech sheriff dot com. Well, we'll have
to get back up at the because we've got to
go mech sheriff dot com. These guys putting on the
program that can come to your schools. They come to
this in the business around. Okay, we owe you stupid
Jerick Kaffins.
Speaker 7 (45:25):
They John Boy Billy Double Anniversary album is called Best
of twenty. Get yours now music Land Record, down the
Wall and your favorite store. Look for a John Bo
and Billy grilling sauce WHN Dixie Food Line, Harris Theater,
Petro Express. You will find it on the menu and
right on the table at Sage Brush Steakhouse. You can
order John Boy and Billy stuff by phone at eight
hundred and four or seven to one Stuff and visit
us online at the Big Show dot Com services by
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Earthlink Animated Sports Bench.
Speaker 2 (45:47):
Right now right takes to Keith King buys it a
stun dude hanging out with us this morning as well.
It was the Otta my mon I gotta go, We
gotta go, We gotta go.
Roberty Raven, who can't figure these people who ride in
here profoundly expressing their opinions, but say, please don't reveal
who I am? Go figure that I can't. And something trivial.
What happens to all those clothes that take up all
the room and a department store you can hardly walk
for them. Even in a small town or county, there
are not enough people to buy a fraction of all
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those clothes. And what about neckties? I know they are
not enough necks to tie them around, especially in a
county where most of the necks are red or pink,
and you seldom see any man wearing a necktie anymore,
But there they are tables and tables full of neckties,
overflowing ugly ones too. I think we're living in the
age of the ugly necktie. What happens to all those
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neckties or all those other clothes hung up, stacked up,
laid up in a department store? And what about all
those cars and trucks and SUVs. They're lined up, hundreds
of them on lots. If every person in the whole
county bought a new vehicle, there'll still have enough new
vehicles to go around and notice as you pass these
new and used car lots, they're usually grouped together in
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one section of town. Looks like the whole square is
paved with motor vehicles, miles and miles and miles of
steel and wheels. And do you notice the same cars
and trucks and vans and such are parked in the
same spot day after day after day. As you passed
and notice there are a lot of them in what
is now called the pre owned lot.
Speaker 2 (01:30):
Used to call that a used car lot.
Speaker 1 (01:32):
Pre owned Now well, wouldn't ay more correct term be
pre financed. None of them were really owned by the
person who traded them in. Certainly most of them were
that way. The bank or some other financial institution owned them.
The person who drove them is just in essence, renting them,
just like the person who leased one. What's the difference.
People sign up a contract promising to pay a certain
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amount of money over a certain period of time, and
I can't even think of signing up one for five
or six years, but so many people do. Look at
it this way. What you do is you sign a
promissory note. The notes neatly put together in a packet
called car payments, and you drive the car off the
lot payments that must be made by a date certain
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every month. As long as you make those payments, you
have the privilege of driving that vehicle month after month
until it is paid off. And how many pay them off?
They tell me people trade in for a new and
long before the promissory note those payments are paid off.
So see, you don't own bleep. That vehicle you called
yours is really owned by the bank or whatever financial
(02:38):
institution who made the contract with to pay off month
by month. And if you think you really own it,
just stop making those monthly payments. Then you'll see who
really owned it when the Repoman comes around. I couldn't
live like that, Robert D. Rayford Sawomon. One of the
John Boyn Billy shows.
Speaker 2 (02:58):
Good Morning, A Big show was on your radio. We're
coming up on a curne of ends quiz. Easiest way
if you do join the Winter's we call her nine
take see you will win. Let me see an hour
from now we will be playing the stupid quid with summertime.
I little pregnanated summer hosting and some has some questions
with their pregnancy and of course maybe three kids and
feel qualified to be able to answer some of these.
Let's see, should I have a baby after thirty five?
(03:20):
I guess he's thinking that a lot, No, thirty five
is enough. I'll just do the rim shots with my feet.
Rantyf you Okay, give me some work. I'm two months pregnant. Now,
when will my baby move with any luck? Right after
he finish his college?
Speaker 3 (03:38):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (03:38):
What do it means? Did drawn up? What is the
most reliable method to determine the baby sex? Childbirth?
Speaker 4 (03:49):
I'm a help.
Speaker 2 (03:53):
I'm so I'm I'm so premant, yet I'm so pregnant.
How pregnant? Are you?
Speaker 5 (04:00):
So?
Speaker 2 (04:00):
And so moody that sometimes I feel like I'm borderlined irrational?
So what's your question? Some of these are funny to me.
Speaker 4 (04:12):
You were just talking.
Speaker 2 (04:15):
My childbirth instructor says, it's not pain a field during labor,
it's pressure. Is she right? Yeah, I'm the same way
that a tornado might be called an air current. When
is the best time to get an epidural? Right after
you find out you're pregnanty would be good? So that
(04:35):
last semester, the little tube there, the baby, the e
flopian tube, what do you call it? The last connects
to the brain. It sucks all the intelligence right out
of you.
Speaker 4 (04:46):
Don't worry. You know there's a tube that runs from her.
Speaker 2 (04:50):
Is there any reason that I have to have my husband? No,
this is oh no, huhuh. Yeah, you've already already had
your husband. That'll be the most part that he's done. Ye,
him alone. Is there anything I should avoid while recovering
from childbirth? Say, pregnancy? Do I have to have a
baby shower?
Speaker 6 (05:10):
No?
Speaker 2 (05:11):
Just change that diaper real quick. When will I begin
to feel and act normal again? I told you when
the kids are in college. All right, so there you go. Question.
Please past the audition.
Speaker 4 (05:33):
Let's book it.
Speaker 2 (05:34):
Try to feel tien you waitresses over here, all morning,
Thank you, thank you. Take see in a minute. Good
morning every body. The Big Shows on the radio. Here
it is the easiest way you to join the winner's
current of Vince Quiz. What do we deal with today?
Bidle coming soon?
Speaker 7 (05:54):
The World's Worst Theme part, the World's worst the world
worst theme park?
Speaker 2 (06:00):
That's Dell the shell away, Good morning, The Big Shows
on the radio. You ready, girl?
Speaker 6 (06:12):
Okay? Welles's time?
Speaker 2 (06:19):
Quiz Okay. Calling on our contestant, David out of Jonesboro, Arkansas.
Good morning, David, Good morning. Hell you doing good man? Okay,
I'm doing great. Can I sell you one thing real quick?
Go ahead. I know that they one hundred. Yeah, they
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give a little deal their listeners, radio winners. You miss
this one, all right, Dave. We'll listen up to Billy
Well move over, Disney.
Speaker 7 (06:50):
The eastern European nation of Romania is pressing on with
its plans to create a Dracula theme park. Romania, of course,
is the home of Odd the Impaler, the fifteenth century
tyrant who inspired Bram Stoker's novel about the legendary vampire
Dracula Blah blah exactly. The country will spend an estimated
thirty million bucks to create the Dracula Park in the
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province of Trends, Albinia. The project will create an estimated
three thousand new jobs, and it's said to be an
amazingly accurate tribute to Dracula because a it has a
replica of his original castle. B will feature blood, sausage
and other gory foods at the concession stand or see
like Dracula himself.
Speaker 8 (07:33):
It's sure to suck.
Speaker 2 (07:36):
I'll have to go see on them, all right, Dan,
Let me say you got a hundred bucks and say
one hundred rocks. You got one hundred dollars gift certificate
from AutoZone if you'd use that's two hundred bucks. So
you can really racked up this morning air. Dave I
money O Jaffi. We'll get your information. I got you this,
(07:58):
hi buddy buck. Well, you know Tom Clancy was a
jerk to us. We're gonna talk to his wife, Nancy.
Let's see how that goes.
Speaker 1 (08:16):
Well, here's another man old enough to know better who
thought a seven hundred and fifty pound motorcycle was a toy.
The story from the Associated Press Newswire. Jim Zimmerman's brief
fling as a biker ended in pain. The sixty year
old Michigan retiree says he bought his motorcycle as a
mid age crisis thing. Ten seconds after starting his new Harley,
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he crashed it into a neighbor's utility trailer at forty
miles an hour. He broke several ribs. Says he's lucky
to be alive. After thousands of dollars in repairs, Zimmerman
sold the big bike for an eight hundred dollars loss.
There was only one tenth mile on the odometer. Zimmerman
says he's still getting mail from the Harley Owners group
reminding him of how stupid he was. No, I don't
(09:00):
believe that last line on this Associated Press story.
Speaker 2 (09:03):
I think they made that up.
Speaker 1 (09:05):
I don't think they'd ever do a thing like that. Meantime,
I got a letter in the mail yesterday announcing a
new ride and the Kyle Petty Charity Ride schedule. This
one leads from the Homestead, Florida Speedway day after the race,
riding down to Key West and spending the night coming
back to Daytona Beach, overnight there in to Charleston, South Carolina.
Slots are available for this three day ride south and back,
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and as soon as I check with the Petty Ride office,
I can give you some more details about registration and such.
Registration deadline is November one, and you hear about it
on the John Boy and Billy show.
Speaker 2 (09:40):
Good Morning to Big Shows on the radio. Tell me
about that new Z said that Nissan's coming out with
three fifty z X is good. It's got a it's
like that. You remember when we were kids, the future
cars that you always oh yeah, the Z has that
look and feel to it clean. You might have a
(10:01):
two eighty I had one, I had a three eighty,
But a three hundred I had is the next step? Yeallo,
save up. Okay, it's spending money on clothes. Now, this
is coming from the guy who doesn't on a clothing
store but coincidentally does own a Nissan store. Look at me,
(10:22):
I'll save money on clothes. Usually wear a fishing tournament
T shirt, jeans, c you wear jeans and cut them
off of the summer.
Speaker 7 (10:29):
Hello, well, now sometimes you wear a fishing tournament jeans
and a cutoff T shirt.
Speaker 2 (10:34):
And driving a demo.
Speaker 9 (10:36):
And the most frightening thing is when I went down
to the trailer at the beach. You go in the closet,
walk in closet full of it hanging T shirts from
fishing tournaments, and different ball caps stacked on the shelves,
and two pair of shoes and one of them were eaves.
Speaker 2 (10:57):
One shoe or one pair of good. Well, anyway, pull
yourself together there, Randy, and uh, well, our interview with
Tom Clancy. Yeah it wasn't very nice. Goo. Yeah, one
thing we should talk to his ex wife. Okay, get
a take on that.
Speaker 10 (11:14):
The shot Okay, y'all in yeah en, yeah, yen yeap ye.
Speaker 11 (11:19):
Okay, all right, let's do the wave. It's coming up next.
Speaker 2 (11:31):
Good morning, the Big Show is on the radio. Well,
that Tom Clancy controversy is still brewing. I just can't
figure out why mister Clancy was in such a bad mood.
Speaker 6 (11:41):
Uh.
Speaker 2 (11:41):
You know, I'm really not used to people not loving me. Hello,
it's me joh boy, lovables drive me crazy anyway. In
an effort to get to the bottom of all this,
we tracked down Tom Clancy's most recent ex wife, Yes,
Nancy Clancy, and we have her on the phone with
us today. Hello, missus Clancy. What uh this is John Boy.
Speaker 12 (12:06):
Good for you.
Speaker 2 (12:08):
Oh, I interviewed your ex husband recently.
Speaker 12 (12:11):
Yah, he's a jackass.
Speaker 2 (12:13):
Well that's what I thought, but I wanted to be
sure I wasn't done talking.
Speaker 12 (12:18):
Oh, sort Everyone in the family is a jerk. His brother,
the fisherman Bill Dancy Clancy, his nephew, the gay Corse
boy Fancy Pancy Clans, even his ugly sister never a
second Glancy Clan, his nervous second cousin Nancy Clancy, his
crabby grandpa Robert d Raves, and Rancy Clancy, his two
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jailbird step brothers, last chancey Clancy and Victim of circumstance
he Clancy. Buttheads one at all makes the holidays a
real suicide watch.
Speaker 2 (12:54):
Wow, so the whole family is a bunch of black sheep.
Speaker 12 (12:57):
Oh, it gets better. Apparently it's her.
Speaker 2 (13:00):
You mean you can die from it? No?
Speaker 12 (13:05):
You down there? Oh, let's just say that acorn doesn't
fall far from the tree. You think Tom's a gem?
Talk to his son, Yancy Clancy.
Speaker 6 (13:16):
Damien, say hi to Jethrow.
Speaker 2 (13:20):
Hey, Yancy, this is John Boy. Have you heard of me? Yo? Well,
I talked to your dad and he was pretty crabby.
Do you think he's crabby?
Speaker 13 (13:32):
Well?
Speaker 2 (13:32):
Do you wish you could see your dad more often?
At least you don't have to hear your parents fight.
You know that must have been rough. Oh, Yancy, you
are creeping me out. Let me talk to your mom?
Speaker 5 (13:51):
Yes, yes, put her on a phone, you little jerk.
Speaker 12 (14:03):
Isn't he adorable?
Speaker 2 (14:05):
He's a chip over the old block all right? Any luck,
maybe he'll grow out of what is he? Five or
six years old?
Speaker 12 (14:11):
Twenty seven? He's like beaver Cleve on steroids? Anything else?
Speaker 2 (14:17):
Uh? Well, I I guess not. I just want to
thank you for taking time to h to h to
talk to us, is it me? No? Okay, yes, good morning.
A big show is on the radio head towards top
of the hour, STUPI quiz still to be played, another
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one will be made and a email here from Anita
Smith Hooks, Texas, wondering what Mario has been up to lately.
Hadn't heard him mention in a long time. Mary old,
my old childhood buddy grew up with. He moved back
home to our hometown and got him a job. He
works right next to Keenan Stadium, University of Chapel Hill helping.
Speaker 6 (15:01):
Uh.
Speaker 2 (15:01):
He works in home helping some you know he's a helper. Yeah,
he's driving a golf cart around some elderly people moving
him around please and uh, which is great because spellers.
Of course you met Marie. He's just setting the green
room and pontificate on a number of subjects.
Speaker 9 (15:19):
I can see him now. Uh, you know, back in
my day, needs to senior citizens.
Speaker 2 (15:27):
That's a perfect job for him. He gets a ride
around down to walk and has conversation and people who
are happy to get talk that.
Speaker 9 (15:34):
Rayford said. The only friend of yours that he could
ever have a conversation.
Speaker 7 (15:38):
With, because I know how to kick it old school.
Speaker 2 (15:43):
Everybody told you about he was taking a lady I
guess administrative official to the airport. This was in the van,
not in a golf cart, and talking about she was
French talking about she started talk talking about America. No,
we're imposing our wheel on other people, you know, like
the Bretons were protesting, you know for us. I like
that ad meracy. He I bet you one complaining when
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we had to come over and Jery came nazis how
y'all was living rooms, so he kind of cant cut
to the points like that. Uh said, We're gonna hear
his thoughts and the song that was done about Mario
back when he was working up here for us for
the for our John Boy and Billy Corporation and doing
some driving duties.
Speaker 7 (16:24):
So our thoughts on him and his thoughts on others.
Speaker 2 (16:27):
Is coming up next. Good morning to make show us
on the radio for this Tuesday, first day of a
rock taber all, unless you're listening to the Country is Now,
that wouldn't work. I'm glad you didn't catch it. Randy
(16:49):
didn't mean Jackie, I'm as wanted baby.
Speaker 4 (16:53):
Great Now Raferd will do it.
Speaker 2 (16:56):
Hey, Anita Smith, exus my little baby cow I mean
my baby what'd you call me? Baby dog?
Speaker 6 (17:05):
Cow girl?
Speaker 2 (17:06):
And yet the chicks dig life is fair? Yeah, what's
up for that? Don't go don't make me go in
my baby dogs all the way. You can't even sting
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well anyway, And they want to know about Mario explain
that hopefully, And let's uh, I want to spend a
few minutes back in the past. Let's go back when
Mary was sitting right over there besides pillars. I remember it, like, uh, well,
Mario talk man, I said, noticing y'all know about maryel
He likes TV. He watched a lot of TV. Watches
the weirdest stuff though. I mean, one time he'll be
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watching a carbon show or whether it's that gay interior decorator.
Speaker 8 (17:50):
Oh no, I don't know who that.
Speaker 5 (17:52):
We don't go gay.
Speaker 2 (17:53):
But what do you watch?
Speaker 14 (17:56):
Wait?
Speaker 8 (17:57):
Like what savage? You actually learn something from? You know,
you know, it's just not like movies and stuff like that.
It's like the new it's got new channels, the women's
entertainment and uh so.
Speaker 2 (18:12):
You're learning about women and.
Speaker 8 (18:14):
You know all this all this is for women.
Speaker 2 (18:16):
Yeah you got lifetalk, Yeah please?
Speaker 8 (18:21):
I mean, uh, how about a man's channel strictly for men?
What do you all think?
Speaker 4 (18:30):
Me in need me Marrio.
Speaker 8 (18:36):
Entertainment and just wrestling John Wayne movies? Uhu for men?
You know, we used to have ESPN, but now I
turned on. Then it was like women loggers. I mean, yeah,
you know, ain't a sport.
Speaker 7 (18:52):
That's like the kind of stuff that used to have
before they got the good sports.
Speaker 8 (18:55):
They need to take them down there and let them
wash clothes or something with.
Speaker 2 (18:59):
A log, clean log rolling to the river.
Speaker 8 (19:03):
Yeah, I mean it ain't. Ain't my ball in now,
you gotta have a ball for a sport.
Speaker 2 (19:10):
What about I'm climbing big one hundred and fifty foot
tall poles.
Speaker 8 (19:13):
Well you can get your hurt on that that's coming
down blown splinters, but that ain't spoiled.
Speaker 2 (19:24):
Yeah.
Speaker 8 (19:25):
Actually we don't even have that anymore. Women's took over
the world.
Speaker 2 (19:28):
And you know what about women pumping iron?
Speaker 8 (19:32):
You know they need to pump some iron, some clothes.
I'm sorry, well, I see.
Speaker 2 (19:43):
Now you're single, right, you think make sure.
Speaker 6 (19:49):
Medn't like me?
Speaker 2 (19:51):
Women and men fear him. He is a cute. Yeah,
polar bar.
Speaker 4 (20:00):
We're going to dinner. He got himself a harem the burial.
Speaker 15 (20:04):
Now, I'm just trying to. I'm just trying to help.
Speaker 8 (20:07):
I'm here to help, so I'm trying to. But we
need men's entertainment, all right now eleven thirty I get
on Cinemax.
Speaker 3 (20:15):
But you know.
Speaker 8 (20:16):
That definitely all together?
Speaker 2 (20:19):
All right, Well, there it is. That's another great idea.
Me channel in me entertainment.
Speaker 8 (20:34):
Sending for the man.
Speaker 7 (20:36):
And please don't go around bothering people, please please.
Speaker 2 (20:44):
I got likewise and women roll on him?
Speaker 6 (20:46):
Law you do? Yeah?
Speaker 15 (20:51):
You a little funny anyway.
Speaker 1 (21:04):
Roberty Rayford, who's noticed more newspapers are deciding to print
homosexual unions in their weddings and celebrations Announcement section Boston
globed the latest they're about ohero One hundred and twenty
five newspapers nationwide doing it now, and each week more
joined the crowd. The New York Times started it some
time ago, and each Sunday you can read samples of
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the homosexual couples declaring publicly their private intentions. I'm just
wondering how many of those who are so offended by this,
have ever really read any of them? Kind of like
Jesse Jackson who hasn't even seen the picture Barbershop but
wants it deleted and edited and boycotted. This past Sunday's
Times had only two homosexual unions in its style section,
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which includes the weddings. I know that it's not just
anybody who has their announcements in the New York Times.
They even select whose obituaries they publish. I don't know
if it's a matter of money, how much they must
charge for such announcements, or the social status of the couple.
One thing I noticed, the couples are well educated and
in important, fulfilling jobs or professions. Here are some excerpts
(22:10):
from the two in Sundays Times. One the female couple
has a picture of them together. No picture of the
Mayo couple. Let me read a little about them. Doctor
Militia Rachel Stein and Elena Fanny Deutsch are to celebrate
their partnership today the home of doctor Stein's mother, Carol Clark,
in Livingston, New York. Rabbi Nancy h Winer will lead
(22:32):
a commitment ceremony. Doctor Stein is thirty three and a
chief resident in Internal Medicine in the Medical Center in
the Bronx. She graduated from the University of Chicago and
received her medical degree from the Vile Medical College of
Corneill University in Manhattan. Miss Deutsch thirty six works as
the Director of Tobacco Control for the American Cancer Society
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in Manhattan. She graduated from the University of Michigan and
received a master's degree in public health from the University
of North Carolina at Chapel Hill. Her father, the late
Ira A. Deutsch, was a partner in Bobbick, Deutsch and Schleschler,
a former law firm in Manhattan. Here the excerpts now
from the Mayo Couple. No picture on this one. Mark Henderson,
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Joseph and Alan Chris Valoussi. I believe it is k
al Willie won't pronounce it A firm their commitment yesterday
in a ceremony led by their friend Dames Dehzou, a
student at the Wesley Theological Seminary in Washington. It took
place at the home of Richard Pearlstone in Rehoboth Beach, Delaware.
(23:40):
Mister Joseph thirty six is an assistant projects manager of
the Episcopal Cathedral of Saint Peter and Paul in Washington.
He graduated from the Catholic University of America. Mister Chris
Valoussi forty four as the vice president for Executive Recruiting
and Placement at the Hex Strawbridge Department Store in Arlington, Virginia.
(24:01):
And let's see also as a board member of Inroads
of Greater Baltimore and Washington, an organization that sponsors minority internships.
He graduated from Shepherd College in Shepherdstown, West Virginia. Anyway,
two couples celebrating their partnership in public on the pages
of the newspaper of record to the world, The New
York Times. I'm merely Robert D. Rayford passing it along
(24:23):
for what it's worth. In case you haven't seen any
of these on the John Boy and Billy Show, Good.
Speaker 2 (24:29):
Morning, the big shows right here on the radio, coming
to both stupid quiz It might have to do me
small push ups. He if I'm get my oxygen, Floyd,
come alrse.
Speaker 7 (24:36):
It flows through your bloodstream and not out your ear
end like last time.
Speaker 2 (24:40):
But it really didn't help yesterday I got skunked. Yeah,
baby does kunk me? Yeah? And then we played stupid
quiz and it was ugly there too. I gotta say, well,
dear John Boy, I really love your show. However, as
an Asian American, I don't like to hear you use
the term Japs. When I searched for your website this morning,
the description said that the big show has heard as
far away is Japan.
Speaker 5 (25:00):
Oops.
Speaker 2 (25:01):
I consider myself the only Asian redneck had all been
in Georgia, and I will continue to enjoy your show,
but if you persist using these racial slurs, I will
have to come up to North Carolina and Jap slap you.
Speaker 7 (25:17):
Well, you may have to nip this thing in the bud.
Speaker 2 (25:19):
Oops. You see it says because I am half Asian,
I can use a racial slur like Jap. However, because
you are a big, dumb white hic, it is inappropriate
for you to say JAP.
Speaker 4 (25:34):
Show half Asian. No, don't you get it?
Speaker 2 (25:40):
No, half Asian, half it? I got it. Yakisoto's making
a joke, he.
Speaker 9 (25:45):
Said, for men who come up with the October version
of a country station.
Speaker 2 (25:55):
All right, who, let's let's move on there, shall we
get going down him to me toquiz Jerry Gavis for
Lowe's Motor Speedway got big announcements today on Open Line.
Speaker 7 (26:11):
Did you say it.
Speaker 2 (26:14):
Pends a door way to garth head, Bob do that.
That's a good one and it kicks back in there. Hey, well,
good morning. The Big Show was on the radio.
Speaker 9 (26:21):
I mean myself dizzy all right, don't know Belines Jerry
Gavins for Lowe's Motor Speedway.
Speaker 2 (26:27):
And the hurricane preparedness is Hurricane Lily. It's a Caman Islands.
We could have another one or two hitting the Gulf.
Man Big Show states? Are the hurricane states.
Speaker 7 (26:36):
Looking like the same track as the last one?
Speaker 2 (26:38):
Is the door So we'll explore that. But right now
it's stupid quiz time with the one hundred dollars gift
card from AutoZone courtesy of our friends at all the Zone.
So one eight hundred big show, we are told Free
Line Caller nine will play it neck m on in
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the big shows on the radio. Right, I got a
brain flow, I got the oxygen float in my brain
and fos loss of use of my limbs.
Speaker 7 (27:07):
So you're having a stroke.
Speaker 2 (27:08):
Basically, my arms are tired. All right, let's meet her contested.
Oh wait a minute, have you seen you're just report
card pour.
Speaker 7 (27:26):
Your timing is as good as ever.
Speaker 2 (27:30):
Speaking of timing some summer time, how much long you're
gonna carry Junior around there? A couple of days if
I can help, a couple of days. Are we getting
that into the short shoot?
Speaker 16 (27:39):
Huh No, I've got three weeks she's from.
Speaker 2 (27:42):
That was a racing term.
Speaker 7 (27:44):
She's gone from sweet and mild to hot and spicy
on the drilling.
Speaker 16 (27:48):
I was eating this with sibby crackers.
Speaker 7 (27:49):
Huh a girl, it's one of those little workout trampolines.
Speaker 1 (27:53):
I know most folks.
Speaker 2 (27:58):
Have you had some good crave? What have you been like?
Speaker 6 (28:01):
What? What?
Speaker 2 (28:01):
What tastes good to you?
Speaker 16 (28:04):
Kids?
Speaker 2 (28:04):
Food like strain like hot dog like corn dogs and
peanut butter and jelly sandwich?
Speaker 12 (28:11):
A weird?
Speaker 2 (28:12):
That's I never one of that kind of stuff? What
about on your bio at the Big Show dot com,
it says you don't feel normal unless you start your
day with some cream o wheat.
Speaker 16 (28:20):
And I would burn myself out on cream of wheat
by the eighth month.
Speaker 2 (28:23):
Is that right? So you're already burned the hot dogs?
Speaker 6 (28:27):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (28:27):
I don't even want to look at cream. Well, let's
talk to Thomas from Orlando, Florida, say how his day
is going? How you doing Thomas?
Speaker 17 (28:35):
Great?
Speaker 2 (28:35):
Are you doing good man? What have you been craving lately? Thomas?
Tom boys grimming boy and that girl from Baywalk? All right,
well Thomas, me and you buddy. You got to touch
on phone? Touching number there? All right, that's where you
chime in. I got to bail some got a lesson plan.
(28:56):
Let's go.
Speaker 16 (28:56):
Let's start with English. What letter of the alphabet sounds
like something you can swim in?
Speaker 2 (29:04):
Say, see, I wrote that, that's sure, he'd say, Pete.
Speaker 13 (29:11):
From the.
Speaker 4 (29:14):
Thank you for here all day.
Speaker 2 (29:17):
I don't have time for a set up, so I'm
just gonna do right. We'll be down to numbers pretty soon. Party,
math right, math?
Speaker 16 (29:28):
What number has six ones, four tens, seven hundreds, three
thousands and two millions?
Speaker 2 (29:37):
What are you talking about?
Speaker 15 (29:40):
What number?
Speaker 2 (29:41):
What number? Beat again?
Speaker 16 (29:43):
What number has six ones, four tens? Uh huh, seven hundreds,
three thousands, uh huh and two millions?
Speaker 2 (29:53):
Uh huh? Whoa what you got? Jamas?
Speaker 12 (29:57):
I got three million, seven forty Oh?
Speaker 2 (30:04):
What was the last.
Speaker 5 (30:09):
Two one?
Speaker 2 (30:11):
Two to one million?
Speaker 13 (30:12):
Summer?
Speaker 8 (30:13):
The last one two million, three hundred?
Speaker 5 (30:16):
No, no, wait, MANE give.
Speaker 2 (30:20):
Him a numb shot. All right, Thomas, put it all together.
Here's your shot. I want to be fair to him.
I tried, all right, two million, three hundred thousand, seven
hundred and forty six.
Speaker 6 (30:42):
Two hundred.
Speaker 2 (30:44):
Seven thousand, different. Okay, we'll go through with the smarty britches.
Million three three million.
Speaker 16 (30:51):
Two million, three thousand, seven hundred and forty six.
Speaker 2 (30:57):
That's what I did. It's not said three million or
three hundred thousand.
Speaker 16 (31:05):
Yeah, there's three thousand, two.
Speaker 2 (31:07):
Million, three thousand, seven hundred and forty six dollars. Yes,
well that's what I said. Nobody said dollars. I think
both of those were Rob Thomas. Let's move on there.
We'll just supposed to said that science.
Speaker 13 (31:23):
Science.
Speaker 7 (31:26):
By the way, it's easy to throw out a question
when you both miss it. That works pretty good.
Speaker 16 (31:32):
Which of these plants doesn't belong in the group dandelion azalea?
Is it lupine lupine or golden rod?
Speaker 2 (31:42):
Oh? Go, Thomas, yep, was it one of the choices?
All right, man, I think this is a trick horror
cultural question, well, a trick horticultural question. Do you have
a trick horticultural answer? Yes? Dandee lions. All lions is
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the weed and everything else the flowers. Everything that she
named was a weed except for one. Hell yeah, he said, no,
that would go to xel you festival every year. Look,
we go to a weed festival. Well, Tommy Chong.
Speaker 5 (32:23):
Uh?
Speaker 2 (32:24):
Did Thomas gets that? Rights? Still one to nothing? Thomas
is still up on English?
Speaker 16 (32:31):
Which of these words means a secession of rulers from
the same family?
Speaker 2 (32:36):
A secession of rulers from the same family?
Speaker 16 (32:39):
Is it a heretic B dynasty or C monarchy?
Speaker 6 (32:44):
Oh? And did he?
Speaker 2 (32:45):
I'll let Thomas have it? Yeah, right, two to nothing.
I'm in danger being skung for the second day of
the row. We math messing me up?
Speaker 6 (32:58):
Math.
Speaker 16 (33:00):
What is the greatest three digit number you can make
using only the numbers four, five, and six?
Speaker 10 (33:07):
Greatest three digit number? Thomas, No, six hundred and fifty four.
Speaker 6 (33:21):
Yeah, what's up with it?
Speaker 2 (33:27):
Two to one? Two to one? Thomas up?
Speaker 5 (33:30):
Science, sire?
Speaker 16 (33:34):
Which of these words refers to one of the large
drifting slabs that make up the Earth's crust. Is it
a shelf, B, mantle or C plate?
Speaker 5 (33:47):
Plate?
Speaker 2 (33:48):
That's right, yeah, plate, It's two to two all of
a sudden. That's tied up, and Johnny.
Speaker 4 (33:57):
Looks more surprised than anybody.
Speaker 2 (33:58):
Yeah, all right, No, my plates moved English English, the
last one.
Speaker 16 (34:05):
Put these words in alphabetical order. All right, musty, mustache
and mustard.
Speaker 5 (34:16):
Turd?
Speaker 2 (34:19):
Is it turd before except after tea.
Speaker 16 (34:24):
Thomas, mush, mustard and musky. That's right.
Speaker 2 (34:34):
No one is alphabet quicker than me. Fancy hawk, Thomas.
You did it, buddy, to big old prize package hundred
dollars car to go to autose On qualify for the
bigger race weekend Low's Motorspeedway. Here to make show another
five hundred dollars that's one hundred dollars card. You got
one hundred dollars car. You're already at talk right for
another one. He's driving us lord, Okay, so.
Speaker 6 (34:56):
There it is.
Speaker 2 (34:56):
I was sorry. Hold on, Jack, can get you animation, buddy,
Appreciate you playing what it's listened down. I know lend
no flowed on HTQ buddy, first time calling. I'm right then,
good job. All right, hang on Part two of our
homage to Mario, who has moved off and got another job.
We'll do the Mario song. Goome on to the big
(35:25):
show is on the radio. We'll get into it here
from the Big Show dot com The John Moobilly On
Thursday September nineteenth, you were working on a math problem
three plus four times three as most people, John Boy
answered twenty one for a total answer. The reason this
was wrong is because you didn't adhere to the order
of operation. In education, we use an acronym to remember
the order of operation, my dear aunt Sally. If you
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use the first letter of each word, you can remember
the order of operation M D as my dear aunt Sally.
It's like when I was learning music. Every good boy
does find gbd F one. The order of operation is multiplication, division,
addition and subtraction. Love to show listen every morning, Adam Niceley,
Assistant Principal, wilburd Pence Middle School. You know what else
(36:09):
you could do? Pay attention in this right, So, my
dear aunt Sally, so M multiplication times three, division plus four.
Speaker 4 (36:23):
Gonna audition.
Speaker 2 (36:24):
I work on this while we listen to the Maria.
But thanks for trying, Adam. Sometimes we just give him
a stick of chewing gum. But this this is good.
They don't teach pigs to sing. Anita Smith brought a Mario.
We heard little Cliff and Mario. Let's uh, let's look
back on the times when he was driving me around.
Huh the special Ario song, Yeah boom boom.
Speaker 5 (36:45):
And when I go a stray, he's with me all
the way. It's Mario. He's misunderstood.
Speaker 2 (36:57):
He's in the way.
Speaker 5 (36:59):
He's Mario. But Mario don't.
Speaker 13 (37:06):
Feel boom boo.
Speaker 14 (37:14):
Boooo Myrio donphy.
Speaker 7 (37:28):
And when he drives, he swerves, he gets on all
my nerves and Marios.
Speaker 5 (37:38):
He's misopher stood.
Speaker 17 (37:41):
It's every day with Mario, but Mario, don't feel Myrio
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donc whoa Mario? Oh Mario. Only Mario hoes the uh
ley to the gymcy o.
Speaker 6 (38:26):
My Mario.
Speaker 5 (38:33):
Only Mario does my stuff.
Speaker 8 (38:43):
I tell you, everybody's complaining, going on, worry about things,
to trying out loud.
Speaker 5 (38:49):
It's it's jobs out there.
Speaker 8 (38:51):
There's a little bit more difficulty, but you got to
get Please, please.
Speaker 2 (38:57):
Calm down, be appraised of your job.
Speaker 8 (38:59):
Don't plain all the time, don't argy, don't don't just
go on and bother you find out there.
Speaker 13 (39:17):
Myriial, don't.
Speaker 5 (39:26):
He ain't no klonel corb. This is his only job.
Smile he's misunderstood every day with Mario.
Speaker 13 (39:44):
But Mario don't feel Myrio, don't.
Speaker 14 (40:07):
Oh Mario, Oh Mario, only Mario does my son.
Speaker 6 (40:21):
Four melease please? Yeah?
Speaker 9 (40:38):
B B.
Speaker 6 (40:40):
S.
Speaker 2 (40:40):
That's your love song for me to Mario, give you
one more time?
Speaker 5 (40:44):
Yeah, b B B.
Speaker 2 (40:50):
Good morning. Got the Big show right here own the
radio coming up over a long time hurricane preparedness. We
are King of the Hurricane Study Show, the John Mobil,
the Big Show Radio Network, and we're gonna say if
we can hap you happy and we'll check up on
Lily right now. Jared Gavis from Loewe's Motor Speedway, jerefore
where you get into the announcement, man, want to wish
you and Laura happy nineteenth anniversary.
Speaker 3 (41:11):
Well, thank you very much, John boy, you need to
wish her more. She's the one had to put up
with more falls.
Speaker 2 (41:15):
What I gonna say, you're getting out cheap for another
anniversary this year.
Speaker 3 (41:19):
Yeah, that's a good point. Nineteen years. It's like one
hundred and thirty three years and doggy years or something
like that.
Speaker 2 (41:24):
Tell you what you spend the doghouse.
Speaker 3 (41:28):
She's been good and we've always had to work our
anniversary around racing and stuff, and with race weeks coming up,
I told her we have to take a rain check.
We'll go out for dinner afterwards.
Speaker 2 (41:38):
You are a little busy this, Yeah, all right, Jerry,
Well happy anniversary.
Speaker 3 (41:42):
Body, Well, thank you very much.
Speaker 2 (41:44):
So what's happening, man?
Speaker 3 (41:45):
Hey, we've got some neat stuff happening out here getting
ready for the race. But this morning we just released
a new deal. It's called the Race and Room Package,
and folks, especially in the outer market areas with you guys,
they can get a hotel room for the Saturday night
of the race weekend and a front stretch ticket for
ninety eight bucks.
Speaker 2 (42:01):
Whoa, yeah, mane hundred bucks for our room and taking
on front stress.
Speaker 3 (42:05):
Yeah, so what And we have about twelve actually, I
think they're up to twenty two different hotels now that
are participating in the program, including the Adams Market downtown Charlotte,
which is a nice hotel, and they're all around the area.
So a race fan, it's out of the market that says,
you know, I'd love to go to the race, but
I don't think one they got tickets available, or two
where am I going to stay when I get there? Well,
we've got the solution here and those working with rooms
(42:27):
dot Com and the Visit Charlotte folks here with the
Convention and Visitors Bureau, they're doing a great job. And
the hotel people really opening their arms out for race fans.
They want to get them in here, and they're reasonable
to the raids. So all they have to do is
call our ticket office and at one call take care
of everything. We'll hook you up with the tickets, the
rooms and give you the different options that are available.
But for ninety eight bucks, you can get a room
(42:48):
on Saturday night right here in the Charlotte area on
race weekend and a front stretch ticket. So that speaks
great volumes about what the people are doing here and
the tourism industry and how the racing is so important
to our economy and we won't get the people in here,
and we've got the capacity.
Speaker 2 (43:03):
And hey man speaking a cash register, another record purse
for this race. Race we're coming up man, five million,
one hundred, four hundred and seven dollars the purse.
Speaker 3 (43:17):
And we had a lot of fun with that last week.
We announced that last week here and Humpy and Kenny
Wallas came in and actually found a camel from the
Lazy five Ranch, Olden Mooresville. And Wednesday was hump Day,
and uh, of course you got Humpy Wheeler the President's Speedway,
and then Campbelloy there is.
Speaker 2 (43:35):
It looked like in the garage. A right there, there's
a well.
Speaker 3 (43:38):
Humpy with the real Humpy. Please step forward. But we've
got we've got everything going on. And then yesterday we
got a surprise visit from the from the Governor of
North Carolina, Mike Easley. Rick Henry cooked him up. Jimmy
Johnson was out of town, so he snuck on.
Speaker 2 (43:56):
Jimmy was in the forty eight car. Figure he wasn't
around there.
Speaker 3 (44:00):
The bonny Carlow's over and the Governor was gonna take
some hot laps, and they Rick took him around, showed
him the groove on the track with his in his
passenger car. And then when he soloed, he got up
to like one hundred and seventy miles, Is that right?
Speaker 13 (44:13):
Go go?
Speaker 2 (44:14):
He didn't have the governor on it, really he did,
as the governor was in it, not on it.
Speaker 3 (44:19):
Richter played on the engine or else he might have
gone faster.
Speaker 2 (44:22):
But Jerry, I know you got a ten o'clock meeting.
It's ten o'clock easterns.
Speaker 3 (44:25):
It's ten o'clock eastern like that.
Speaker 2 (44:26):
Getting in there, buddy. Thank you for letting us know
about this racing room. Pack us ninety eight bucks one
eight hundred and four five y five fans.
Speaker 14 (44:31):
All right, Gary, you got.
Speaker 2 (44:47):
Good morning to make. Show's on the radio. Come wayre
tuning in for Jeff Gordon. Got in touch to him
yesterdy afternoon. This morning. He is filming a cameo in
a movie in Las Vegas. We'll get up with him
a little later. Cellate his win. I'm sure we'll be
talking to him again. Nice to let us know what's
outing there. We got the Mecklenburg County Sheriff's apartment in
our big show studio. I think this would work well
in any city. The impaired driving awareness is what you
(45:09):
guys are going around showing and anyway, I wanted you
to go to mech sheriff dot com. Well, we'll have
to get back up at the because we've got to
go mech sheriff dot com. These guys putting on the
program that can come to your schools. They come to
this in the business around. Okay, we owe you stupid
Jerick Kaffins.
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Right now right takes to Keith King buys it a
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