GUYS WE FUCKED URGENT ALERT!
October 27, 2017•5 min
CALLING ALL FUCKERS! As you know, we never put out additional tracks on the fly but this is an URGENT mo'fuckin' ALERT.
We have until tomorrow (SATURDAY, OCT 27th) at 11:59PM to get as many sales as humanly possible on our book, FUCKED: Being Sexually Explorative and Self-Confident in a World That's Screwed, in order to make the all those fancy Best Seller lists. If we make those lists, FUCKED will be available in more stores/airports/bodegas (maybe?) around the world. The reaction to the book thus far has been so overwhelming and we can't thank you enough for all the support and kind words you've thrown our way this week. Seriously, THEENKYAWSOMUCH <3
BUT WOULDN'T IT BE COOL TO HAVE A COMPETITION?!
Glad you asked. We learned that the book industry divides America into 9 different regions to track sales, so for the region who sells the most amount of books between today and tomorrow at 11:59PM. we will fly ourselves out to whatever major city is in that region and PUT ON A FREE FUCKIN' SHOW FOR YOU! (Sorry to everyone who listens in not America, we love you too and probably have plans in the works to come to you soon)
So if you've been meaning to buy the book and haven't yet, or if you know a person who would love the book as a holiday gift, now is the perfect time to buy it!!
CLICK THE LINK BELOW TO ORDER FUCKED IN ALL FORMS:
Aaaaaan one more thing:
If you're going to be in Phoenix, AZ tomorrow (SATURDAY 10/28) we are doing a live recording of Guys We Fucked at Stand Up Live as part of the All Things Comedy festival and our guest for the evening is none other than DOUG fucking STANHOPE. If you don't know who he is, trust us on this one, it's going to be epic.
FOR TICKETS TO THE LIVE RECORDING, CLICK HERE:
THNX 4 ALL DA SUPPORT + <3
Corinne & Krystyna