July 10, 2026 • 48 mins
Sister Christian. How far did B2 walk during the marathon? JLR says he took a Viagra as a test. Charlie took a boner pill on his way home from London.
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Speaker 1 (00:04):
This is Rover's Morning Glory.
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Rover, I have everywhere, Charlie, you wanted me to take
swallowing lesson the band, Jeffrey, I'm a sexual racket.
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Good morning, what's happening. It is Friday, July tenth, twenty
twenty six. Good morning, It's Rover's Morning Glory.
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Good morning.
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to discuss today.
Speaker 1 (01:39):
It's on Friday, Friday after the fourth of July.
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at roverradio dot com. Let me read use some email
to start off the morning, David writes, were over. You
guys are talking about bag salads causing illnesses. You seemed
confused about that. I used to work at a grocery store.
We constantly had recalls for bag salads, usually for E
coal I.
Speaker 6 (02:31):
What was that?
Speaker 7 (02:32):
There was me moving stuff in the studio, but one
person sits here, turn the microphone on or off.
Speaker 1 (02:41):
Let's see uh talking about E coli? He says.
Speaker 5 (02:45):
Usually the bag salads or recalls for E coal I.
We had to pull all the product, throw them away,
hang up signs to inform customers I would never buy
bag salas, just knowing how many times we had to
pull a product and always wash your produce. People are
constantly touching everything. People are constantly sick of the store,
including employees. Product comes in dirty. It's gross. Also, congratulations
(03:09):
on your walk. I once walked sixteen miles and I
wanted to die. Big kudos to you, Andy, writes Andy
from Iowa rights. You were over after listening to everyone
explain how they shower today, I got to tell you
you're all doing it wrong. You have to use the
shower poof on your body, but you also have to
(03:30):
get what.
Speaker 1 (03:30):
I call my soap sock.
Speaker 5 (03:32):
It's just pocket for a bar of soap, and that's
what you use on your face and your face alone.
I hope this helps. He sent a photo I believe
I don't have that. Oh nope, she didn't because she
didn't forward that over Tis.
Speaker 1 (03:52):
I see she's slacking off over here, Snitz. I just
sent it to you.
Speaker 8 (03:57):
She has one job, one job, one job, Andy rights.
Speaker 5 (04:08):
I'm riding in because I experienced a hell of a
phenomenon the other day. I was driving home from work
into what looked like a serious storm. Eventually it started
pouring to the point I could barely see where I
was going, Like any normal person. I was going about
fifty and a seventy mile per hour zone at this point.
I kid you, you not some sort of virus infected these drivers.
(04:31):
There were three lanes of traffic of people driving with
their hazard lights flashing, driving about forty miles per hour.
I've seen this for one or two people in the
hells of a Minnesota winter, but this was unreal. Turn
on your lights, you idiot's flashing lights are not needed
for me to see your car. What is the protocol
for using flashers? I feel like these were hundreds of
(04:54):
people that, frankly should have been pulled over and arrested
for not knowing how to drive.
Speaker 1 (05:00):
Yeah. I don't think I've ever done that in my life.
I do you put on your hazards all the time
and when it's raining?
Speaker 4 (05:08):
Absolutely?
Speaker 1 (05:10):
Why?
Speaker 9 (05:11):
Because sometimes you can't see the people in front of you,
and I want the people behind me to see me.
Speaker 4 (05:17):
So I just put on the flashers. But I don't
care if it bothers you care less, I just want
to go.
Speaker 1 (05:21):
Don't sort of bother me.
Speaker 3 (05:22):
I mean, you can't they see your tail lights and
your head lights if the person has their tail lights on.
Speaker 4 (05:28):
Mine said on automatic lights, and everyone does that.
Speaker 7 (05:31):
Not everybody does. The tons of people when you're driving
the rain, just I have it. They will drive like
a gray car the lights rain can't see them at
all until you write upon.
Speaker 5 (05:42):
Them and you recommend they put on their flashers. I'd
rather have that than have nothing. I mean, I just
do you.
Speaker 7 (05:50):
Turn on your hazards in the rain rarely, But if
it's like extreme a night and you're in a place
you don't know, and if you can't see the roads,
you can't see the paintings on the road or anything anything.
Speaker 1 (06:01):
Yeah, it's not a bad idea.
Speaker 7 (06:03):
I don't have to Why people get mad about it
because she was letting everybody know I'm here. Yeah, I'm
also going to be going slow. I don't know where
I'm at. It's night, it's raining now that you know what, cars.
Speaker 4 (06:13):
There snowstorms too, totally.
Speaker 5 (06:18):
I just don't understand what makes that any more visible
than the flashing lights of the tail lights.
Speaker 9 (06:24):
What don't you understand it's going on light splashing in
front of you, or.
Speaker 5 (06:29):
A light that's constantly on. I just it wouldn't even
occur to me to put those on. I find that
to be strange. Let me get that back to Andy.
What did he say? What did he send here? I
haven't seen this picture? Oh theof.
Speaker 4 (06:50):
It's got the skinniest legs I've ever seen.
Speaker 1 (06:54):
There's a poof covering his ass crack and what is
this thing? So pocket that it's a sock?
Speaker 3 (07:01):
Actually a shower beer too nice?
Speaker 1 (07:04):
Yeah, this guy's got yep.
Speaker 3 (07:08):
We should use a picture of this dude.
Speaker 5 (07:10):
Like anytime they want to put out marketing materials for
the show, like to advertisers and stuff like, here's the
normal rovers morning Glory fan.
Speaker 1 (07:18):
It's the picture of this dude. Uh, let's see here. Uh.
Lissa rides, Good morning guys. Bonnie Tyler's Total Eclipse of
the Heart video is one entertainment. Watching it, I immediately
get boarding school flashbacks.
Speaker 5 (07:38):
Sister Christian is another. Can't look away oddity, have a
great weekend. I don't know what that video looks like,
but I remember Jeffrey singing Sister Christian and wrote did
he sing that at Rover Fester? I am I making
that up? Yes, he had a hole? I interrupted, he
had a whole?
Speaker 1 (07:56):
Didn't he have a whole choir behind him or had
a different Simo song.
Speaker 7 (08:00):
He's saying twice, I remember the two times you think
he said, don't stop believing media. The choir, Yeah, okay,
this is when it's Nemesis P M J K m J,
paper mache.
Speaker 1 (08:10):
Jeffery came out and.
Speaker 5 (08:13):
Oh chaos and Sue.
Speaker 4 (08:17):
I don't remember this video.
Speaker 10 (08:19):
You know that.
Speaker 5 (08:20):
Somebody graduating from I don't know, high school college you can't,
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (08:28):
Looks like high school probably where you're going.
Speaker 11 (08:31):
Watch you.
Speaker 3 (08:34):
The drummer looked like Larry From's company.
Speaker 11 (08:38):
No, then what the.
Speaker 3 (08:40):
Drummer of night Ranger?
Speaker 9 (08:41):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (08:41):
Really, yeah, it looks like what Larry from the next
door neighbor from Uhree's company.
Speaker 4 (08:47):
It was always up to Sanigan.
Speaker 1 (08:48):
It's the old reference.
Speaker 4 (08:49):
I know, but Harry remember that, right?
Speaker 11 (08:56):
Oh that is Larry.
Speaker 5 (09:07):
This is not nearly as entertaining as the one we
saw yesterday, but it is. It is set in the school.
I'll grant you that. It's well, she must she must
be long. She's probably longing for her older band lover.
Speaker 1 (09:24):
I guess right, right, Yes, there's a common them in Yeah, yeah,
young girls.
Speaker 7 (09:31):
Look, the whole band's going to high school to pick
up chick. What the hell is this.
Speaker 3 (09:35):
Look at them at Kobe Bryant.
Speaker 1 (09:39):
They're forty years old. Your chime please?
Speaker 5 (09:45):
And she's longingly looking out the window.
Speaker 4 (09:51):
Does she turn dirty?
Speaker 8 (09:52):
Now?
Speaker 12 (09:52):
Like?
Speaker 4 (09:52):
Does he go crazy? Because she's a good Christian girl?
Speaker 3 (10:04):
What do you say?
Speaker 1 (10:04):
Christian girl? Is it?
Speaker 5 (10:05):
But I don't know, Sister Christian is meaning she's going
to a Christian school?
Speaker 4 (10:10):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (10:12):
Do you guys get that? I don't know what you
talk that? She did?
Speaker 1 (10:15):
Like it said the private school? Because what if motoring
mean motor that just riding cars?
Speaker 4 (10:22):
Did I thought a motor was running?
Speaker 3 (10:24):
I have no idea what any of this stuff means.
Speaker 1 (10:26):
What did you think, Sister Christian?
Speaker 5 (10:27):
I kind of assumed that none really, I guess I
just never put any thought into it. Now here she is,
she's going into the auditorium to see this band play.
She's like drawn, what's this noise coming from from the
school auditorium?
Speaker 10 (10:43):
Oh?
Speaker 5 (10:44):
Look it's a forty year old dude.
Speaker 1 (10:51):
Play prost. Now she's sneaking in. This guys is amp
over on accident and there she is spying on the band.
Speaker 5 (11:05):
And now she sees the band in the lunch room.
Now these are all like you know immediately you would
call the cops if you saw those guys in a
lunch room at a high school.
Speaker 12 (11:19):
She's taking her hair bred out.
Speaker 4 (11:22):
I told you she's dirty.
Speaker 11 (11:28):
Sister Christian has come.
Speaker 5 (11:34):
And you know that this is not nearly as entertaining as.
Speaker 10 (11:37):
It so do you have the real I've never seen
this before. Yeah, it is sister es I guess school.
Speaker 5 (11:49):
She's taking off her Oh and now she's going to
jump into the car with the band.
Speaker 3 (11:54):
You guys getting boned that now. I just graduated.
Speaker 9 (12:00):
So Larry, the singer slash drummer, apparently went home to
visit his family and he realized his sister was growing
up way too fast.
Speaker 1 (12:12):
That's what it says on the song, says, baby, you
know you're growing up so fast. So there's the basic
meaning of the song. This girl's growing up my sister, babe,
I don't know, it says, I'm just saying it's I'm
just saying this song.
Speaker 3 (12:28):
Yeah, weirdo. Brian says, you're over.
Speaker 5 (12:34):
I just want to remind you and your bosses about
how impactful radio commercials are. When you talked about Bonnie
Tyler yesterday, Total Eclipse of the Heart, all I could
think about was downy paper towels, Downey, rinse and refresh
is a dream.
Speaker 3 (12:49):
I need a hero.
Speaker 5 (12:51):
That has been in my head all summer because of
the radio commercial for the bug Controllers zvo Oh yeah.
Speaker 4 (12:58):
That drive me crazy. These folks in here.
Speaker 13 (13:01):
I just clean the five times?
Speaker 1 (13:19):
Now, what is this?
Speaker 5 (13:20):
What is downy paper towels? Is that also set to
a Bonnie Tyler? To that Bonnie Tyler? Yeah, you've heard.
I think you've probably heard. I haven't heard that one,
but I've heard this.
Speaker 13 (13:32):
Every now and then I get a little bit tired
and all these things that just will never come out.
Speaker 7 (13:43):
Downing rins and refresh's formulated to remove odor better than
detertion alone with no rewashing.
Speaker 5 (13:50):
My favorite is the Pandora version of Total Eclips because
the lyrics say something about my blanket smelling like a
dog park.
Speaker 3 (13:58):
So what's the deal?
Speaker 5 (13:59):
Did she sell her cattle going to allow access because
she knew she was going to die? These commercials are
everywhere for the past two years. I don't know, I
haven't Pandora, I haven't heard.
Speaker 9 (14:10):
So going back to his sister Christian, Yeah, the Wikipedia,
this is pretty interesting. So the drummer singer guy, he
wrote it about his sister, but it was called Sister Christie,
and when they sang it, it sounded like sister Christian.
And they said, what are you saying exactly, and He's like,
(14:32):
it sounds like it's Sister Christian. So Sister Christian stuck,
you know, in words like I don't.
Speaker 3 (14:37):
Believe I have these stories. These these are all like.
Speaker 5 (14:41):
I just saw a story of somebody telling the history
of some song and I got that.
Speaker 1 (14:46):
Trust me, it didn't happen that way. Whatever it was,
it was so ridiculous.
Speaker 5 (14:51):
Nicole writes, I sent a video to Jeffrey on Messenger.
It's amazing.
Speaker 1 (14:58):
Yeah, I got, I said, do you guys? I got
that video? So I got to send it to Charlie.
Speaker 5 (15:03):
She says, I had four baby raccoons cuddling on my
bird feeder this morning, and I thought you guys might
want to share it on the Friday Leftovers. I wouldn't,
it wouldn't send via email, so I figured I would
let you know that I did send it to Jeffrey.
Speaker 1 (15:17):
So so I'm gonna send it to Charlie at commercial break.
Speaker 5 (15:20):
That's a good way around about way of getting videos
for the Friday Leftovers. Okay, Joe says, we're over. Congratulations,
I'm completing your marathon. I'd be curious to see how
many miles B two walked that day with you, And
I think she told me how many miles. It was
a lot, but it wasn't really with me most of
(15:41):
the time.
Speaker 3 (15:43):
I think she walked like ten miles or something that day.
Speaker 4 (15:46):
So she just hopped in like a cab ubers usually.
Speaker 3 (15:49):
Yeah, where are your steps at now?
Speaker 4 (15:52):
Like the chart the grass.
Speaker 7 (15:54):
Monday, you know, she might that's from yesterday, Monday, Tuesday,
Wednesday up till yeah, Thursday.
Speaker 1 (16:03):
What did you get back? You got back Saturday? Four? Yeah? Yeah? Sorry?
What's July fifth?
Speaker 5 (16:09):
So Saturday, because you're walking through the airport and everything
and whatnot. Saturday, the day that I flew, I had
eighty seven hundred ninety eight.
Speaker 7 (16:17):
Oh, actually, I want to know what is the day?
The first Wednesday? The first what is the day after
the day right after?
Speaker 1 (16:29):
Okay, so I had about fifty four thousand steps the
day of the marathon. On the following day I had
eight hundred and seventeen steps.
Speaker 3 (16:41):
Even that's a lot, ever, hurting your legs like that.
Speaker 5 (16:44):
Then the following day I had one two hundred and
sixty six steps, and then Friday I had fifty three
hundred steps. You're back getting back into Saturday, I had
eighty eight hundred steps.
Speaker 1 (16:56):
That's the airport. That's the airport.
Speaker 5 (16:58):
Sunday I got home, I had fourteen hundred step twenty
seven hundred steps on.
Speaker 3 (17:04):
Wait, on Monday twenty one on. So today I've had.
Speaker 1 (17:10):
Let's see, I don't know.
Speaker 5 (17:11):
Let's see, well today, yesterday, today I have nothing. Yesterday
I had seventeen hundred steps. So let's see. Here, here's
somebody that writes you we're over. I'm a huge fan
of the show. I have a family story I would
(17:33):
love your input on. There's a little backstory. Fourth of
July we had a kid's party. We had a Fourth
of July slash kid's birthday party celebration. Everything seemed fine
until this afternoon one my sister sends this in the
family group chat with our mom, and.
Speaker 1 (17:52):
She said, what does she send here?
Speaker 5 (17:55):
Let's see it said, it's a picture of something is
that I don't know braceletly like when it was.
Speaker 4 (18:03):
Rubber brailets and hair tie.
Speaker 5 (18:05):
It sendens me to write this. But to the person
who stole two of my hair ties. I hope you
enjoy them. I opened the door to you guys to
have a fun time with my children. And as I
ran around, having everything perfect behind my back, you stole
my hair ties.
Speaker 1 (18:24):
As I look at the last one, I cry because
the true colors of my family have broken me.
Speaker 5 (18:32):
As most of you left with a month worth of
our food. You thought that wasn't enough, so you took
my stuff. I hope that hairtie was worth it, as
now I have seen the true colors of my family.
Of the group, this was this lady's or whoever this
is her sister. Oh, this is the sister you stole
my hair ties.
Speaker 1 (18:53):
The thing's like twenty cents.
Speaker 5 (18:56):
Yeah, Jesus Christ, is the sister's a mania, no offense,
she still has one.
Speaker 3 (19:03):
It's like they're all gone right. Well, she's crying.
Speaker 5 (19:06):
Yeah, she's looking at the last one, crying about the
two that have gone missing.
Speaker 9 (19:10):
I find hair ties in the wash. I find them
all over the the cat cats on the under the fridge.
Speaker 5 (19:16):
That's where they end up all too And she continues
on all to find out that.
Speaker 3 (19:22):
Our mom borrowed the hair tie in question.
Speaker 5 (19:25):
My mom apologized to my sister in the group chat
and tried to call her, but she refuses to answer.
That's craziness, Partie that was meant to bring our family
closer together has ripped us apart.
Speaker 3 (19:37):
Who's the a hole? My mom or sister?
Speaker 4 (19:40):
Sister?
Speaker 5 (19:40):
Sister psycho insane? No, she did miss her two hair ties.
They did go missing. Should the mother have said, I'm
using one.
Speaker 3 (19:50):
Of your hair ties?
Speaker 7 (19:51):
I feel like I see girls trade hair ties all
the time, like, hey, I need a hair tie, and
they just will give it.
Speaker 1 (19:57):
Yeah, easy enough.
Speaker 9 (19:58):
The rubber ones are a little probably a little more expensive,
but get over it.
Speaker 4 (20:04):
Why you're first?
Speaker 12 (20:05):
Wouldn't you just ask did somebody by chance take my hairtie?
Either mistakenly or they borrowed it? I would like it back.
It's my favorite hairtie. I mean, why would you just
come at somebody like that?
Speaker 5 (20:19):
Because the sister hates the family, very honest, she hates
this family.
Speaker 12 (20:23):
You win with my food. She's definitely resentful of this.
Why why even have them over?
Speaker 5 (20:27):
Why even hang out with the sister? Why does the
sister even have you over? Forget bringing the family together.
You hate each other?
Speaker 12 (20:34):
And how much stuff has your mom done for you
that now you're not going to answer the phone over
a hairtie. How many things has she bought you over
the years?
Speaker 5 (20:44):
Let's see you're over. Both Jeffrey and Crystal need some money.
Why not have a make it Move contest? Have Jeffrey
taken Viagara when the show begins, and then over the
next four hours of the show, if Crystal can figure
out a way to make Jeffrey's unit boof, they both
get five hundred dollars a snake charmer. If Jeffrey stands
(21:06):
at full attention, they both get a thousand dollars. If
it doesn't move at all over the four hours, they
both get nothing. Cristal believe what ever it takes to
make it move. She can talk, dirty, dance, undress, whatever
it takes, except she cannot physically touch Jeffrey. What do
you think? Oh, it sounds like a good idea. But
(21:27):
I can tell you what would happen that boyfriend of hers?
Speaker 1 (21:30):
Would you know it would It would turn into like
a thing where he gets very very Remember how angry
he got one time when I think Jeffrey motor voted
Crystal on time and oh my god, the world was ending.
Speaker 3 (21:48):
That's like Zach Sickles when you do that, Oh you
like that?
Speaker 1 (21:50):
Whatever that was? What is she doing to you? Then, Jeffrey,
I forget what was that brought that on? But yes,
she did mention it's Kenny was very upset about me
motor boating hurt. I think it just started dating at
the time. Would would would he mind if you didn't.
Speaker 5 (22:05):
Touch Jeffery though there was no physical touching involved?
Speaker 12 (22:09):
Yeah, well there would have to be no dirty talking
or lap dancing or you know, that would definitely right
across the line there. I'd have to do other alternative
ways of trying to to get.
Speaker 1 (22:25):
Can't you can't talk to him, you can't dance, can't
flash him.
Speaker 4 (22:29):
Put a fan just directly on it.
Speaker 12 (22:31):
Maybe that light breeze might even arouse some kind of excitement.
Speaker 1 (22:39):
But you know, all I'm saying is that it's not
gonna work, trust me. For that means this idea.
Speaker 5 (22:47):
Well, you don't know if it's gonna work because you
haven't taken any of your viagra yet.
Speaker 1 (22:55):
No, not yet. But I don't know. I might I
don't know what I might do with the Well, you
were going to do it over the fourth of July break.
Speaker 3 (23:01):
You told everyone on the show. You remember yeah, and
what happened?
Speaker 1 (23:08):
Actually, I did pop one for an experiment. Believe it said,
I believe either way, either a say I did or didn't.
You still think I'm lying?
Speaker 9 (23:20):
So he would have called me, well, then what happened?
Speaker 11 (23:23):
All right?
Speaker 1 (23:23):
Hold on, why don't you.
Speaker 3 (23:24):
I've got to take a break.
Speaker 1 (23:26):
Believe anyway, whether or not I've gone. You know what,
maybe I changed my mind. Maybe you called me the
biggest liar on the show for a reason, a reason
because the.
Speaker 5 (23:41):
Yeah, yeah, so all right, let me take a break.
You tell me about popping a viagara. I think here's
what I think happened, and don't say it till I
come back. I think his remember he went out to dinner,
him and Mary Elizabeth went out with Keith, the crazy mechanic,
the guy that wants to punch the other mechanic in
(24:02):
the face, smash his face in. I think that somehow
they convince Jeffrey to top a viiagara. It's going to
be my guest, but we'll find out. Let me take
a quick break. We'll be right back on Rover's Morning Glory.
Speaker 1 (24:13):
Ah on, can you Rovert's Morning Glory?
Speaker 5 (24:31):
The Milkman Nick sent a text message She says that
Google Gemini was listening to has describe the contest that
someone emailed in about where they want to see if
Krystal can get Jeffrey aroused, and Google Gemini says quote
that idea won't work for a broadcast. Media regulations and
workplace safety laws strictly prohibit explicit sexual acts, drug use
(24:53):
for entertainment, and publican decency on a show. You need
to find a different compliant contest idea to raise money.
Speaker 1 (25:01):
Thank you. Jeffrey has dropped a little bit of a bombshell.
He claims claims that he took a viagra just as
a test while we were on our fourth of Was
this during.
Speaker 3 (25:20):
The fourth of July break?
Speaker 1 (25:23):
Yeah? And I knew because I mean I also know
that either way, either way, whether I did or didn't
use it, you were gonna believe me to begin with,
well why did Jesus is a discussion? Discussion?
Speaker 5 (25:35):
Well how come when I asked you on Monday or Tuesday,
right after we came back from break, I said, did
you take a viagra?
Speaker 3 (25:43):
And you said no. I so either you were lying
then or you're lying now.
Speaker 1 (25:48):
There you go, there you go.
Speaker 4 (25:49):
Be honest. Jeffrey that's all he's asking.
Speaker 3 (25:52):
Why would you say no if you took one?
Speaker 1 (25:55):
I just wanted to see what all the hubbubb was about.
So eventually I just just broke down. I said, Okay,
I'll just pop one. See what happens. Tell me about this.
Speaker 3 (26:03):
What day was?
Speaker 1 (26:04):
This all was over? The weekend was over?
Speaker 3 (26:07):
That weekend over the fourth of July weekend?
Speaker 1 (26:09):
Okay?
Speaker 5 (26:09):
And what made you were you just sitting on the
couch and you got up and you took one?
Speaker 3 (26:13):
Or what made you decide to take one?
Speaker 1 (26:15):
I just wanted to see you, Like I said, I
just decided to take one and see if.
Speaker 3 (26:17):
It actually works. What was just in the morning, afternoon night?
Speaker 1 (26:21):
It was like early evening.
Speaker 3 (26:23):
And did you tell.
Speaker 1 (26:24):
Anybody that you were taking this or did you just
take it? I just took it just to see, Like
I guess, I just wanted to see if the stuff
would work. Then if it doesn't, it's going to be
a good possibility at some point my wife and not
going to go to town. And so you take this
with what with water with? Okay? And tell me then
what happened after you took it? Stout? You say, like, wait,
(26:45):
exactly one hour prior to any type of sexual activity,
whether it be may you know, banging abroad or or
just taking care of business. Okay, and so you pop
the pill. Did you wait one hour? Yeah?
Speaker 3 (27:00):
Did you put a timer or how did you know?
Speaker 1 (27:02):
One hour? And I just looked at the time I
took it, and I said, okay, one hour from now,
and then what did you do? An hour later? An
hour later, I went in my bedroom and because my
wife was sleeping where she was watching TV, wasn't really
paying attention, and I went to I went in my
bedroom and my still was out doing one of his
fing you know, like you like to walk around or
ride a bike or whatnot. So it was just me
(27:23):
and her, and I just went in the bedroom and
to see, if you know, take care of business.
Speaker 3 (27:29):
And it got like.
Speaker 1 (27:33):
Somewhat half he wrecked and then it just didn't go
beyond that.
Speaker 3 (27:39):
It just got half, if you.
Speaker 1 (27:43):
Know, like I you know, flipped flipped it around and
see if I can you know, is that more than
it would normally be able to should It was more
than it was like a little bit more than half.
But the direction did not last very long. Do you
think that if your wife, if you had called your
wife in there. Do you think she would have been
able to get you erect? I think so, But I
(28:07):
just like I said, this was this was an experiment.
Well why okay?
Speaker 5 (28:11):
But so she's watching TV out in the living room, Tomash,
you're always complaining you can't have sex with Mary Elizabeth
because the kids are around. Tomash is gone, Uh, you're
there in bed. Why didn't you call her in there
and say, honey, I have something to show you?
Speaker 1 (28:28):
I think, I mean, I like I said, the erection,
I mean it would have been it would have been
moot because it didn't last as long as I thought
it was. I thought it would be from all the
stuff I've heard when we talk about viagra.
Speaker 5 (28:39):
But you said that maybe it would have worked. If
she would have been in there, she could have gotten
your toe, like.
Speaker 1 (28:44):
I said, Like I said, Rover, I don't know how
how any planner I can say this if it's just
an experiment. So at some point, so if it if
it did work, then yes I would take it again.
And then this sound we let's just say we'll be intimate.
So what did you come away with after that? Experiments
no pun intended? Are you going to take it again
(29:04):
or have you given up? Let me take it again
at some point, and you know that the next next
opportunity that comes up for some intimacy and we'll leave
it at that.
Speaker 5 (29:17):
So you had the perfect opportunity right then you took
the via agra. You're home alone with your wife. Why
not take advantage of that opportunity.
Speaker 1 (29:26):
Maybe they just didn't have the energy, oh and everything,
and you know, I just it was it was an experiment,
just like I said, what made you it was a weekend? Yeah,
worked all week snits, I work a physical job. Dude,
switch switch cameras all day. Oh that's nice to know
(29:49):
from that.
Speaker 5 (29:49):
Okay, dude, are you are you denigrating Schnitzer for just
pressing buttons.
Speaker 1 (29:54):
Back there at least I press buttons. Well, he's too
tired from his friend's hose. Yeah, he can't press the
microphone button.
Speaker 7 (30:05):
So you didn't like, just I understand taking it and
then maybe it doesn't really work, But don't you just
go tell your wife like, hey, I took.
Speaker 1 (30:12):
This, continue the experience. Let's let's see if this will work.
Play around with this thing. Like I said, again, you
guys are so obsessed with my sex life that's want
to keep it off the program.
Speaker 12 (30:24):
Oh dudeuse My wife hates it when I talk about her.
Speaker 1 (30:28):
She's always hated that.
Speaker 4 (30:29):
Actually not talking about her, We're asking about you.
Speaker 1 (30:32):
Well okay, well I'm talking about me then. So, like
I said, I just didn't press the matter. We just
want you to enjoy life to its fullest. And I
feel like.
Speaker 12 (30:39):
Sex is a is a wonderful part of life and
something that you're always thinking about and inquiring about. So
for us, it just baffles our minds that you don't
want to attempt to have to have intercourse anymore.
Speaker 1 (30:54):
I mean, I just tell you, like it's Crystal, I'm
an old fart now, Okay.
Speaker 5 (30:57):
So, Jeffrey, when you were in the bedroom you said
you were going to crank it out. Were you like naked?
Were you under the covers? Where were you under the covers?
Under the covers okay? No pants on? Oh of course,
no pants on? And unless you were naked, okay?
Speaker 1 (31:14):
And then were you Did you watch porn on your
phone or anything? No, I just like I just had
like whatever, I just just memorized, like what I watched
in the past, porn in the past.
Speaker 5 (31:24):
Oh, so you it's just recalled. So what did you
what were you thinking.
Speaker 1 (31:28):
About, like, you know, younger guy, older woman, younger guy,
older woman.
Speaker 3 (31:35):
Okay, and that's what you fantasized.
Speaker 1 (31:38):
About that, or you know girl, you know pumping a
pedal or something like that, pedal pumping about the door situation?
Was the door open or closed? Or it was open
because it was me and her? You're naked in bed,
in bed under the covers with the door open, yeah,
(32:00):
and you're not worried about her.
Speaker 3 (32:01):
Coming in there and going what are you doing in here?
Speaker 1 (32:03):
Hey? Like I was trying to get around just I
would just say say, hey, trying to see if my
thing at works so you and I can have some intimacy.
Peter just woke up, Come on in.
Speaker 3 (32:14):
Now, what prompted you to do this? Why did you decide?
Speaker 1 (32:17):
You guys have been pressing me to take it and
try it out for months? All right? Then? That was
that was the main reason. Just nobody else, you guys
convinced you to do No one else convinced me. I
think there's not I mean, all our listeners do I
have it, because I've talked about it on the air
of having it, but no one's pressed me personally to
try it. Out.
Speaker 5 (32:36):
I I don't know, I'm I'm I'm holding off judgment
on this.
Speaker 3 (32:41):
It's it sounds a little fishy.
Speaker 5 (32:44):
You're on Rover's Morning Glory. Good Morning Dave, Hey Morning Rover. Hey,
what's happening?
Speaker 1 (32:51):
Nothing?
Speaker 14 (32:51):
If we can do one more experiment, or if JLR
is willing to do it, because I've.
Speaker 1 (32:57):
Been in this situation similar when I was married.
Speaker 14 (33:00):
But let's maybe see if he could take a pill,
wait an hour, and then go to like an African
American strip joint and see if it works.
Speaker 1 (33:13):
My theory is that you're not emotionally connected to.
Speaker 5 (33:17):
Okay, that's some sort of phrase that he got from somewhere.
Speaker 14 (33:22):
But my theory, JLR and you might not even be
capable of understanding this in your mind, but you just
have no desire to have sex with Mary Elizabeth anymore.
Which hey, I one hundred percent agree with you on that,
but you just might not know it.
Speaker 15 (33:37):
Like when I was.
Speaker 1 (33:38):
Married my last three or four years.
Speaker 15 (33:41):
Like I didn't even want like even when I looked
at my ex wife, I didn't even want to have
sex with her or anything. But she did things in
the past that it clicked in my head some way,
and I just I just don't think you're even I
don't want.
Speaker 14 (33:56):
To use the word attracted to her because I think
you were kind of put in this relationship for whatever reason.
But I I just don't think you want.
Speaker 1 (34:04):
To have sex with her anymore.
Speaker 14 (34:05):
It's it's and it's.
Speaker 3 (34:06):
That's not a bad boy. He's so horny.
Speaker 5 (34:09):
He's I mean, even even if he didn't want to
have he's just such a horny dude. It's almost hard
for me to believe he wouldn't want to have sex
with anybody anything that moves.
Speaker 1 (34:18):
But uh, and your wife.
Speaker 5 (34:22):
She's probably looking better than she has in the past, right.
Speaker 1 (34:28):
Yeah, I'm just saying, okay, Davy, if you want to
be an amateur psychologist, go to college for that. Okay.
Speaker 9 (34:33):
Actually very nice, but just being very nice. He's just
giving you an opinion because it's, you know, a talk show.
Speaker 1 (34:41):
Well, I'm just saying his situation might be similar, but
mine's a little different.
Speaker 3 (34:45):
I mean, like I said, I'm an old fart too.
Speaker 12 (34:47):
Yeah, but remember he was checking me out when Charlie
was in the main studio and I would have to
stand in front of him to sign into the computer,
and he.
Speaker 4 (34:55):
Was looking me up and down a single.
Speaker 3 (34:57):
Day, so horny.
Speaker 12 (34:58):
He's definitely it's in his mind. He has some kind
of mental thing going on. I don't think it's really
really that he needs this pill. I think he has
some kind of mental stocks well, I don't know, because
we did have two women many years ago. We had
two women when it was a contest.
Speaker 3 (35:16):
Three women. Okay, three women come in.
Speaker 5 (35:18):
Here and they they He's like, oh my thing doesn't
work anymore. So we had three women come in here
for a contest to try to essentially fluff him do whatever.
Speaker 3 (35:28):
I mean they were. They were willing to do literally anything.
Speaker 5 (35:31):
I mean, the one chick, I think the program director
ran down here because the one chick was like, I'll
just have sex.
Speaker 3 (35:36):
With him right now, and oh my god.
Speaker 1 (35:38):
They were going nuts.
Speaker 5 (35:38):
But I mean they were man handling him. If you
catch my drift and it didn't move at all, then
right now, I'm telling you, right now, even in a
public setting like this, now you might be It's kind
of like being p shy. When you go at a
at a football game or something halftime and all the
dudes are in the bathroom for whatever reason, you got
to take a really to pe you have to pee.
(36:01):
You have to pee, you step up to that urinal
and then all of a sudden, for whatever reason, because
you have like eighty people behind you in line just
looking staring at your back like curry up, hurry up,
it's becomes a little bit of a problem.
Speaker 1 (36:17):
Sometimes you get pe shy. It's a thing. And even
in a public setting because of the same sort of thing.
Speaker 3 (36:23):
Could happen in here. If you brought a chicken here
and she's like, hey.
Speaker 1 (36:26):
I'll fluff you.
Speaker 5 (36:28):
You know, you might be, oh, well, there's cameras, there's people, whatever.
But after a while, I don't care how public it is,
you're gonna it's gonna move. You just can't help it.
But his his didn't move after a long period of time,
So there might be something to the fact that he
does have some sort of something going on down there.
(36:51):
Maybe it's this blood pressure or whatever.
Speaker 1 (36:53):
Actually, I've been monitoring my blood pressure ever since that
came up. I have a little notebook and my blood
pressure monitor, and every morning I get up, I check it,
and every do you know, when I get home from work,
I check it. Today one o nine over seventy eight.
Speaker 12 (37:12):
How's your sodium intake is? It going down. How's your diet?
My diet's the same.
Speaker 1 (37:17):
It's like I'm trying to reduce the mount of sodium,
you know, intake of completely eliminate fast food.
Speaker 5 (37:23):
Okay, I don't care about your sodium, But I are.
Speaker 3 (37:28):
You buying this story that he took this viagration?
Speaker 4 (37:31):
Charlie?
Speaker 3 (37:31):
First, Charlie, are you buying this?
Speaker 14 (37:36):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (37:37):
I think he did. Do you think he took this
fiagra and then got in bed and tried to crank
it out with the door open.
Speaker 7 (37:42):
That part's a little suspicious, but I think he. I
think he took one. I don't how many pills did
you get?
Speaker 3 (37:47):
Originally?
Speaker 1 (37:49):
I got fifty fifty pills? How you have left? Actually
I took two of them to see if it'll last. Yeah,
just see, you know, like I see see if the
thing would last longer. So I got about forty eight.
When did you take the second one? I took them
both together.
Speaker 7 (38:08):
The first time you ever took it, You took it
at the same time, both together. Yeah, okay, No, that
that's never do any drug before.
Speaker 4 (38:17):
Now I cut them in half, like, let.
Speaker 1 (38:19):
Me, let me I don't want to.
Speaker 7 (38:21):
Maybe you're saying you took one and you waited an
hour and then took another.
Speaker 1 (38:24):
No, like I said, I took them both together, just
at the same time. It says, the label says you
could take one or two. It says, you know, one
hour before a needs any type of sexual activity. Did
you try to watch any porn?
Speaker 2 (38:39):
No?
Speaker 1 (38:40):
Why not? When I said, I've just watched so much
porn in the past. That and the point that we've
played on this show. You think you've seen all the
porn there is to see in.
Speaker 4 (38:49):
The world, tapped out, no room.
Speaker 1 (38:52):
Well, but yeah, male on female porn, that's about it.
Speaker 4 (38:55):
And all the porn we watched on this show.
Speaker 1 (38:58):
We I mean, I mean, I remember watching porn with
the with the one girl I dated back in the
early nineties. She had a huge VHS.
Speaker 3 (39:05):
Yeah, porn sort of changed a little bit since then.
Speaker 1 (39:08):
But it's it's just a guy and a girl getting together,
you know, kissing, sucking f rice this guy. Well, I'm
just saying, I'm just I'm just giving the description out, trying.
Speaker 5 (39:20):
To like, I don't know about you guys, but like,
if if I were to watch porn, it will just move,
like I don't have to even touch myself, Like I
could watch porn right now, and it would start to
start to grow.
Speaker 3 (39:33):
No, it doesn't start to grow. No, you don't get
your just horny watching porn.
Speaker 7 (39:37):
Horny maybe, but just start to move really oh man,
blood flow. Well I think it's probably that I've just
seen so much. Like Jeffery said, everywhere I see is porn.
Speaker 1 (39:49):
I see you.
Speaker 7 (39:50):
Yes, well, I just see it all the time, even
if I'm not looking for I just see it. So
now it's you know, back when I was sixteen and
you see porn for the first time, you're about to
blowed right there.
Speaker 3 (40:00):
But now if I just see some boobs.
Speaker 11 (40:03):
No.
Speaker 1 (40:06):
Fifty pills they gave you fifty and how many have left?
Forty eight? Okay?
Speaker 3 (40:12):
Man? So what'd you do after? Like so it didn't
really work? Just go to sleep?
Speaker 1 (40:17):
Yeah, I just it's almost like after that, I just
like just gave up, went to sleep.
Speaker 5 (40:21):
M all right, I Dougie, I'm asking you. Charlie says
he believes he took this.
Speaker 1 (40:27):
So you believe this, Okay, what about you?
Speaker 3 (40:33):
Oh yeah me too, Yeah, yeah, showed us up.
Speaker 7 (40:40):
Good for you, man, Now next time take it and
then tell your wife like I just took a viagara
and I bet you'd be like, let's go painter.
Speaker 1 (40:49):
Yeah, started talking to it. Hmmm, I don't know this
is this is sounds it is a little suspicious. At least,
I'm trying at least I'm trying at least I'm trying
trying hard. At least I'm trying. At least I'm trying
hard at something. Yeah, not that hard.
Speaker 3 (41:10):
Crying.
Speaker 5 (41:12):
You're on's morning Glory, Good morning crying Wolf, Dave, Good
morning guys.
Speaker 6 (41:18):
So, if I hear correctly, Jeffrey got butt naked and
crawled under it to bed. If that's the case, I
want him to pull down his pants and show his succulent, chubby,
little rotne button he's got because there's gonna be signs
of bed bug bites on bed bug naked.
Speaker 1 (41:36):
Mm hmm, Dave, my apartment was thoroughly treated and I've
not seen any of these bitch bugs since then? Does
uh so nice? Try dude?
Speaker 5 (41:48):
Does anyone else think another scenario could potentially exist here?
And that is see the most the most interesting to
me is that he took two because he didn't tell
us he took to He said he took a viagra,
and then when asked how many pills he has left
his brain. You could even see it his thinking. The
(42:11):
wheels start turning. He's like, uh, oh, there's more than
one missing. Did he give some of these pills?
Speaker 9 (42:19):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (42:19):
I heard I was in to the replay and I've
heard somebody make this accusation. I say, no, I didn't
give give my pills to anybody. So, like I said,
nice eup and try to How does that Camen? How
is Keith's directions?
Speaker 5 (42:32):
What?
Speaker 7 (42:33):
How are your friends? Keith's erections are this strong? I
ain't giving I ain't give him, then I ain't give them. Nobody, dude,
you didn't give any viagara to anybody?
Speaker 3 (42:41):
Did you? Did Homage take it? Any viagra?
Speaker 1 (42:46):
Got that?
Speaker 7 (42:46):
I know?
Speaker 1 (42:47):
I mean, I don't say. I mean he doesn't know
where he doesn't even know where they were. Where I
keep him?
Speaker 3 (42:50):
Where do you keep them? I'm not saying why not
I try?
Speaker 1 (42:54):
What are you think I'm gonna come steal your viagra?
Knowing you probably or knowing your or this problem? I
get a direction at the drop of a hat. Well,
all right, then I'm just saying this. Nobody knows, nobody knows,
nobody needs to know where I currently keep it.
Speaker 3 (43:08):
Okay, do you keep its cabinet? Do you keep it?
Speaker 10 (43:12):
Like?
Speaker 3 (43:12):
Where do you keep this?
Speaker 1 (43:16):
I'm not saying it. I'll tell you why. What if
somebody's listening at somebody at to Mysteria. No one's on
social media and need Dick probably give that the information
to him, and.
Speaker 5 (43:25):
You're afraid that some that somebody is going to listen
to the show find out where you keep your viagra?
Message your son, Hey, your dad asks his viagra under
the mattress.
Speaker 1 (43:36):
Because that's where people keep their medication.
Speaker 5 (43:39):
Uh, and then he's gonna go and take is steal
a viagra from you.
Speaker 1 (43:44):
Now he's in his early twenties. I don't think he
needs viagra. Well, like I said, I mean, I'm just
why would your son take your viagra? No, I'm just
I'm not saying he would. I'm just saying just I
don't know. You know how kid, you know how you
know young young men in their twenties are. I don't know,
I'm gonna take my dad, my old man, Dad's boner pills.
(44:05):
I would have Charlie just gave it away. Okay, all right, Oh,
I know I'm gonna say it's in a state. They're
in a safe place. That's all I got to say
about that.
Speaker 5 (44:16):
Dougie hater too, says, I take viaggar occasionally and the
next day all it takes is brushing against your shorts
and you stand at attention.
Speaker 1 (44:26):
Yeah, and I've taken it.
Speaker 7 (44:27):
It lasts even when you're done, like it's it's gone,
but it's not totally gone.
Speaker 3 (44:32):
I remember going through an airport. I think we left London.
Speaker 7 (44:35):
I misjudged the timing of taking it, and on the
way home, whole airplane ride just rock hard.
Speaker 5 (44:43):
Wait, so you took one when we went to London
on the way out there, you took a no on
the way on the way back. Yeah, and why did
you take that? Just for fun? Oh wow, Diane says.
Speaker 7 (44:56):
And it was so we did stuff and it goes away,
but then the next morning there's still it's still kind
of active and brush. Walking through the airport, it brought
your jeans brushing on it. It just kept you at attention.
Just I'd say, like seventy five percent. You're just like,
let's you're ready to go again.
Speaker 4 (45:13):
He didn't have it. He took two. Apparently he has.
Speaker 5 (45:16):
No Diane says, I think he was sexting with someone
who was trying to get him to take it and
try it out, talking dirty to him.
Speaker 1 (45:24):
No, that's not true, nice trice, sweetheart.
Speaker 3 (45:27):
I don't believe it.
Speaker 7 (45:30):
Okay, it's a course strike, sweetheart. It's a cool sound
you make. This is something. Something's not adding up for me.
Speaker 5 (45:35):
The whole thing just very strange, and especially when I
asked him when we came back.
Speaker 3 (45:41):
I asked him on Monday or Tuesday?
Speaker 1 (45:43):
I said, did you take your any viagra over the break?
He said no. Now he's claiming that he took two
over the break. I think you're either way. You are
gonna believe me either way. So what's the point.
Speaker 7 (45:59):
Come bring them in and take him on Monday in
front of us? Why why I do that? And then
you'll know if it works. For it doesn't work, we'll
be right here. Nice trying My viagar is staying at home.
And that's all I got to say about that. Why
you try it at home? I'll take mine too. We
could take him to God. No, thanks, Charling. You guys
can have a sword fight.
Speaker 1 (46:20):
We don't need.
Speaker 9 (46:22):
And if it doesn't work, what do you why not?
It's not going to hurt you. Your doctor gave it
to you.
Speaker 1 (46:26):
Bring it.
Speaker 4 (46:27):
No reason for you not to do that.
Speaker 1 (46:29):
Bring it in on Monday. Uh No, I'm not bringing
it in.
Speaker 9 (46:33):
Keep one with you, all three of us. I mean,
what does it do for women?
Speaker 4 (46:37):
Anything?
Speaker 1 (46:38):
We'll find out experiment on you.
Speaker 4 (46:40):
If you bring it in, the three of us will
take one.
Speaker 1 (46:43):
Like I said, my viagraph, my viagar stays at home,
and that's all I got to say about this.
Speaker 3 (46:47):
Take it though. If you took it and didn't do it,
then what what's to.
Speaker 4 (46:50):
Do as a test an experiment?
Speaker 7 (46:52):
I'll take and again I'll take mine too, to prove
we're both doing at the same time.
Speaker 1 (46:55):
I think he took it.
Speaker 3 (46:57):
I don't think he took it.
Speaker 1 (46:58):
This is believe what you guys want to believe.
Speaker 7 (47:02):
If you he said you took it and didn't do anything,
you could easily bring it in.
Speaker 1 (47:05):
Take another one.
Speaker 3 (47:06):
Won't do anything.
Speaker 5 (47:07):
Yeah, I'll take he didn't take it, he didn't take it.
Speaker 1 (47:12):
He's been caught, he's been caught out and do anything.
So just take it and prove us wrong. Yeah.
Speaker 12 (47:19):
If it didn't work, and then would you Rover's face
and where I'll take it.
Speaker 1 (47:24):
Yeah, No, boner, ye.
Speaker 9 (47:26):
Showed you yeah, bring it.
Speaker 3 (47:29):
Look at this flashy little.
Speaker 7 (47:32):
Nice try to do Why I just told you why
I haven't said, Well, you haven't said why?
Speaker 1 (47:37):
Why it doesn't do anything? Why don't take I don't
think I need to do anything.
Speaker 4 (47:42):
Of course you did.
Speaker 3 (47:43):
You didn't take it because.
Speaker 1 (47:43):
You're you're about You could stay out of it until
you've made it up, so we would leave you alone.
That's it.
Speaker 4 (47:50):
Yeah, you got to push the pedal in my car
after you take it.
Speaker 1 (47:56):
I will what he wanted to wear, like a high
heel or we'll kind of shoe do you want? Let's
trying to the barefoot. Maybe I just told you where
Either way I say, you weren't gonna believe me anyway.
Speaker 5 (48:08):
So there you go, bucking up. I'm gonna take a break.
There's we do have the shoes. He coming up in
just a minute. We'll be right back.
Speaker 1 (48:14):
Hang on,
This is Rover's Morning Glory.
Speaker 2 (00:09):
Rover, I have everywhere, Charlie, you wanted me to take
swallowing lesson the band, Jeffrey, I'm a sexual racket.
Speaker 1 (00:22):
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Rovers Morning Glory starts now.
Speaker 1 (00:54):
Good morning, what's happening. It is Friday, July tenth, twenty
twenty six. Good morning, It's Rover's Morning Glory.
Speaker 3 (01:02):
I'm Rover.
Speaker 1 (01:03):
Dougie is here.
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Good morning.
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is here. Hello, and mister Jeffrey. All the rock is
in the firebox. Yop, Yo, you're with us as well.
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to discuss today.
Speaker 1 (01:39):
It's on Friday, Friday after the fourth of July.
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to start off the morning, David writes, were over. You
guys are talking about bag salads causing illnesses. You seemed
confused about that. I used to work at a grocery store.
We constantly had recalls for bag salads, usually for E
coal I.
Speaker 6 (02:31):
What was that?
Speaker 7 (02:32):
There was me moving stuff in the studio, but one
person sits here, turn the microphone on or off.
Speaker 1 (02:41):
Let's see uh talking about E coli? He says.
Speaker 5 (02:45):
Usually the bag salads or recalls for E coal I.
We had to pull all the product, throw them away,
hang up signs to inform customers I would never buy
bag salas, just knowing how many times we had to
pull a product and always wash your produce. People are
constantly touching everything. People are constantly sick of the store,
including employees. Product comes in dirty. It's gross. Also, congratulations
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on your walk. I once walked sixteen miles and I
wanted to die. Big kudos to you, Andy, writes Andy
from Iowa rights. You were over after listening to everyone
explain how they shower today, I got to tell you
you're all doing it wrong. You have to use the
shower poof on your body, but you also have to
(03:30):
get what.
Speaker 1 (03:30):
I call my soap sock.
Speaker 5 (03:32):
It's just pocket for a bar of soap, and that's
what you use on your face and your face alone.
I hope this helps. He sent a photo I believe
I don't have that. Oh nope, she didn't because she
didn't forward that over Tis.
Speaker 1 (03:52):
I see she's slacking off over here, Snitz. I just
sent it to you.
Speaker 8 (03:57):
She has one job, one job, one job, Andy rights.
Speaker 5 (04:08):
I'm riding in because I experienced a hell of a
phenomenon the other day. I was driving home from work
into what looked like a serious storm. Eventually it started
pouring to the point I could barely see where I
was going, Like any normal person. I was going about
fifty and a seventy mile per hour zone at this point.
I kid you, you not some sort of virus infected these drivers.
(04:31):
There were three lanes of traffic of people driving with
their hazard lights flashing, driving about forty miles per hour.
I've seen this for one or two people in the
hells of a Minnesota winter, but this was unreal. Turn
on your lights, you idiot's flashing lights are not needed
for me to see your car. What is the protocol
for using flashers? I feel like these were hundreds of
(04:54):
people that, frankly should have been pulled over and arrested
for not knowing how to drive.
Speaker 1 (05:00):
Yeah. I don't think I've ever done that in my life.
I do you put on your hazards all the time
and when it's raining?
Speaker 4 (05:08):
Absolutely?
Speaker 1 (05:10):
Why?
Speaker 9 (05:11):
Because sometimes you can't see the people in front of you,
and I want the people behind me to see me.
Speaker 4 (05:17):
So I just put on the flashers. But I don't
care if it bothers you care less, I just want
to go.
Speaker 1 (05:21):
Don't sort of bother me.
Speaker 3 (05:22):
I mean, you can't they see your tail lights and
your head lights if the person has their tail lights on.
Speaker 4 (05:28):
Mine said on automatic lights, and everyone does that.
Speaker 7 (05:31):
Not everybody does. The tons of people when you're driving
the rain, just I have it. They will drive like
a gray car the lights rain can't see them at
all until you write upon.
Speaker 5 (05:42):
Them and you recommend they put on their flashers. I'd
rather have that than have nothing. I mean, I just
do you.
Speaker 7 (05:50):
Turn on your hazards in the rain rarely, But if
it's like extreme a night and you're in a place
you don't know, and if you can't see the roads,
you can't see the paintings on the road or anything anything.
Speaker 1 (06:01):
Yeah, it's not a bad idea.
Speaker 7 (06:03):
I don't have to Why people get mad about it
because she was letting everybody know I'm here. Yeah, I'm
also going to be going slow. I don't know where
I'm at. It's night, it's raining now that you know what, cars.
Speaker 4 (06:13):
There snowstorms too, totally.
Speaker 5 (06:18):
I just don't understand what makes that any more visible
than the flashing lights of the tail lights.
Speaker 9 (06:24):
What don't you understand it's going on light splashing in
front of you, or.
Speaker 5 (06:29):
A light that's constantly on. I just it wouldn't even
occur to me to put those on. I find that
to be strange. Let me get that back to Andy.
What did he say? What did he send here? I
haven't seen this picture? Oh theof.
Speaker 4 (06:50):
It's got the skinniest legs I've ever seen.
Speaker 1 (06:54):
There's a poof covering his ass crack and what is
this thing? So pocket that it's a sock?
Speaker 3 (07:01):
Actually a shower beer too nice?
Speaker 1 (07:04):
Yeah, this guy's got yep.
Speaker 3 (07:08):
We should use a picture of this dude.
Speaker 5 (07:10):
Like anytime they want to put out marketing materials for
the show, like to advertisers and stuff like, here's the
normal rovers morning Glory fan.
Speaker 1 (07:18):
It's the picture of this dude. Uh, let's see here. Uh.
Lissa rides, Good morning guys. Bonnie Tyler's Total Eclipse of
the Heart video is one entertainment. Watching it, I immediately
get boarding school flashbacks.
Speaker 5 (07:38):
Sister Christian is another. Can't look away oddity, have a
great weekend. I don't know what that video looks like,
but I remember Jeffrey singing Sister Christian and wrote did
he sing that at Rover Fester? I am I making
that up? Yes, he had a hole? I interrupted, he
had a whole?
Speaker 1 (07:56):
Didn't he have a whole choir behind him or had
a different Simo song.
Speaker 7 (08:00):
He's saying twice, I remember the two times you think
he said, don't stop believing media. The choir, Yeah, okay,
this is when it's Nemesis P M J K m J,
paper mache.
Speaker 1 (08:10):
Jeffery came out and.
Speaker 5 (08:13):
Oh chaos and Sue.
Speaker 4 (08:17):
I don't remember this video.
Speaker 10 (08:19):
You know that.
Speaker 5 (08:20):
Somebody graduating from I don't know, high school college you can't,
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (08:28):
Looks like high school probably where you're going.
Speaker 11 (08:31):
Watch you.
Speaker 3 (08:34):
The drummer looked like Larry From's company.
Speaker 11 (08:38):
No, then what the.
Speaker 3 (08:40):
Drummer of night Ranger?
Speaker 9 (08:41):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (08:41):
Really, yeah, it looks like what Larry from the next
door neighbor from Uhree's company.
Speaker 4 (08:47):
It was always up to Sanigan.
Speaker 1 (08:48):
It's the old reference.
Speaker 4 (08:49):
I know, but Harry remember that, right?
Speaker 11 (08:56):
Oh that is Larry.
Speaker 5 (09:07):
This is not nearly as entertaining as the one we
saw yesterday, but it is. It is set in the school.
I'll grant you that. It's well, she must she must
be long. She's probably longing for her older band lover.
Speaker 1 (09:24):
I guess right, right, Yes, there's a common them in Yeah, yeah,
young girls.
Speaker 7 (09:31):
Look, the whole band's going to high school to pick
up chick. What the hell is this.
Speaker 3 (09:35):
Look at them at Kobe Bryant.
Speaker 1 (09:39):
They're forty years old. Your chime please?
Speaker 5 (09:45):
And she's longingly looking out the window.
Speaker 4 (09:51):
Does she turn dirty?
Speaker 8 (09:52):
Now?
Speaker 12 (09:52):
Like?
Speaker 4 (09:52):
Does he go crazy? Because she's a good Christian girl?
Speaker 3 (10:04):
What do you say?
Speaker 1 (10:04):
Christian girl? Is it?
Speaker 5 (10:05):
But I don't know, Sister Christian is meaning she's going
to a Christian school?
Speaker 4 (10:10):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (10:12):
Do you guys get that? I don't know what you
talk that? She did?
Speaker 1 (10:15):
Like it said the private school? Because what if motoring
mean motor that just riding cars?
Speaker 4 (10:22):
Did I thought a motor was running?
Speaker 3 (10:24):
I have no idea what any of this stuff means.
Speaker 1 (10:26):
What did you think, Sister Christian?
Speaker 5 (10:27):
I kind of assumed that none really, I guess I
just never put any thought into it. Now here she is,
she's going into the auditorium to see this band play.
She's like drawn, what's this noise coming from from the
school auditorium?
Speaker 10 (10:43):
Oh?
Speaker 5 (10:44):
Look it's a forty year old dude.
Speaker 1 (10:51):
Play prost. Now she's sneaking in. This guys is amp
over on accident and there she is spying on the band.
Speaker 5 (11:05):
And now she sees the band in the lunch room.
Now these are all like you know immediately you would
call the cops if you saw those guys in a
lunch room at a high school.
Speaker 12 (11:19):
She's taking her hair bred out.
Speaker 4 (11:22):
I told you she's dirty.
Speaker 11 (11:28):
Sister Christian has come.
Speaker 5 (11:34):
And you know that this is not nearly as entertaining as.
Speaker 10 (11:37):
It so do you have the real I've never seen
this before. Yeah, it is sister es I guess school.
Speaker 5 (11:49):
She's taking off her Oh and now she's going to
jump into the car with the band.
Speaker 3 (11:54):
You guys getting boned that now. I just graduated.
Speaker 9 (12:00):
So Larry, the singer slash drummer, apparently went home to
visit his family and he realized his sister was growing
up way too fast.
Speaker 1 (12:12):
That's what it says on the song, says, baby, you
know you're growing up so fast. So there's the basic
meaning of the song. This girl's growing up my sister, babe,
I don't know, it says, I'm just saying it's I'm
just saying this song.
Speaker 3 (12:28):
Yeah, weirdo. Brian says, you're over.
Speaker 5 (12:34):
I just want to remind you and your bosses about
how impactful radio commercials are. When you talked about Bonnie
Tyler yesterday, Total Eclipse of the Heart, all I could
think about was downy paper towels, Downey, rinse and refresh
is a dream.
Speaker 3 (12:49):
I need a hero.
Speaker 5 (12:51):
That has been in my head all summer because of
the radio commercial for the bug Controllers zvo Oh yeah.
Speaker 4 (12:58):
That drive me crazy. These folks in here.
Speaker 13 (13:01):
I just clean the five times?
Speaker 1 (13:19):
Now, what is this?
Speaker 5 (13:20):
What is downy paper towels? Is that also set to
a Bonnie Tyler? To that Bonnie Tyler? Yeah, you've heard.
I think you've probably heard. I haven't heard that one,
but I've heard this.
Speaker 13 (13:32):
Every now and then I get a little bit tired
and all these things that just will never come out.
Speaker 7 (13:43):
Downing rins and refresh's formulated to remove odor better than
detertion alone with no rewashing.
Speaker 5 (13:50):
My favorite is the Pandora version of Total Eclips because
the lyrics say something about my blanket smelling like a
dog park.
Speaker 3 (13:58):
So what's the deal?
Speaker 5 (13:59):
Did she sell her cattle going to allow access because
she knew she was going to die? These commercials are
everywhere for the past two years. I don't know, I
haven't Pandora, I haven't heard.
Speaker 9 (14:10):
So going back to his sister Christian, Yeah, the Wikipedia,
this is pretty interesting. So the drummer singer guy, he
wrote it about his sister, but it was called Sister Christie,
and when they sang it, it sounded like sister Christian.
And they said, what are you saying exactly, and He's like,
(14:32):
it sounds like it's Sister Christian. So Sister Christian stuck,
you know, in words like I don't.
Speaker 3 (14:37):
Believe I have these stories. These these are all like.
Speaker 5 (14:41):
I just saw a story of somebody telling the history
of some song and I got that.
Speaker 1 (14:46):
Trust me, it didn't happen that way. Whatever it was,
it was so ridiculous.
Speaker 5 (14:51):
Nicole writes, I sent a video to Jeffrey on Messenger.
It's amazing.
Speaker 1 (14:58):
Yeah, I got, I said, do you guys? I got
that video? So I got to send it to Charlie.
Speaker 5 (15:03):
She says, I had four baby raccoons cuddling on my
bird feeder this morning, and I thought you guys might
want to share it on the Friday Leftovers. I wouldn't,
it wouldn't send via email, so I figured I would
let you know that I did send it to Jeffrey.
Speaker 1 (15:17):
So so I'm gonna send it to Charlie at commercial break.
Speaker 5 (15:20):
That's a good way around about way of getting videos
for the Friday Leftovers. Okay, Joe says, we're over. Congratulations,
I'm completing your marathon. I'd be curious to see how
many miles B two walked that day with you, And
I think she told me how many miles. It was
a lot, but it wasn't really with me most of
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the time.
Speaker 3 (15:43):
I think she walked like ten miles or something that day.
Speaker 4 (15:46):
So she just hopped in like a cab ubers usually.
Speaker 3 (15:49):
Yeah, where are your steps at now?
Speaker 4 (15:52):
Like the chart the grass.
Speaker 7 (15:54):
Monday, you know, she might that's from yesterday, Monday, Tuesday,
Wednesday up till yeah, Thursday.
Speaker 1 (16:03):
What did you get back? You got back Saturday? Four? Yeah? Yeah? Sorry?
What's July fifth?
Speaker 5 (16:09):
So Saturday, because you're walking through the airport and everything
and whatnot. Saturday, the day that I flew, I had
eighty seven hundred ninety eight.
Speaker 7 (16:17):
Oh, actually, I want to know what is the day?
The first Wednesday? The first what is the day after
the day right after?
Speaker 1 (16:29):
Okay, so I had about fifty four thousand steps the
day of the marathon. On the following day I had
eight hundred and seventeen steps.
Speaker 3 (16:41):
Even that's a lot, ever, hurting your legs like that.
Speaker 5 (16:44):
Then the following day I had one two hundred and
sixty six steps, and then Friday I had fifty three
hundred steps. You're back getting back into Saturday, I had
eighty eight hundred steps.
Speaker 1 (16:56):
That's the airport. That's the airport.
Speaker 5 (16:58):
Sunday I got home, I had fourteen hundred step twenty
seven hundred steps on.
Speaker 3 (17:04):
Wait, on Monday twenty one on. So today I've had.
Speaker 1 (17:10):
Let's see, I don't know.
Speaker 5 (17:11):
Let's see, well today, yesterday, today I have nothing. Yesterday
I had seventeen hundred steps. So let's see. Here, here's
somebody that writes you we're over. I'm a huge fan
of the show. I have a family story I would
(17:33):
love your input on. There's a little backstory. Fourth of
July we had a kid's party. We had a Fourth
of July slash kid's birthday party celebration. Everything seemed fine
until this afternoon one my sister sends this in the
family group chat with our mom, and.
Speaker 1 (17:52):
She said, what does she send here?
Speaker 5 (17:55):
Let's see it said, it's a picture of something is
that I don't know braceletly like when it was.
Speaker 4 (18:03):
Rubber brailets and hair tie.
Speaker 5 (18:05):
It sendens me to write this. But to the person
who stole two of my hair ties. I hope you
enjoy them. I opened the door to you guys to
have a fun time with my children. And as I
ran around, having everything perfect behind my back, you stole
my hair ties.
Speaker 1 (18:24):
As I look at the last one, I cry because
the true colors of my family have broken me.
Speaker 5 (18:32):
As most of you left with a month worth of
our food. You thought that wasn't enough, so you took
my stuff. I hope that hairtie was worth it, as
now I have seen the true colors of my family.
Of the group, this was this lady's or whoever this
is her sister. Oh, this is the sister you stole
my hair ties.
Speaker 1 (18:53):
The thing's like twenty cents.
Speaker 5 (18:56):
Yeah, Jesus Christ, is the sister's a mania, no offense,
she still has one.
Speaker 3 (19:03):
It's like they're all gone right. Well, she's crying.
Speaker 5 (19:06):
Yeah, she's looking at the last one, crying about the
two that have gone missing.
Speaker 9 (19:10):
I find hair ties in the wash. I find them
all over the the cat cats on the under the fridge.
Speaker 5 (19:16):
That's where they end up all too And she continues
on all to find out that.
Speaker 3 (19:22):
Our mom borrowed the hair tie in question.
Speaker 5 (19:25):
My mom apologized to my sister in the group chat
and tried to call her, but she refuses to answer.
That's craziness, Partie that was meant to bring our family
closer together has ripped us apart.
Speaker 3 (19:37):
Who's the a hole? My mom or sister?
Speaker 4 (19:40):
Sister?
Speaker 5 (19:40):
Sister psycho insane? No, she did miss her two hair ties.
They did go missing. Should the mother have said, I'm
using one.
Speaker 3 (19:50):
Of your hair ties?
Speaker 7 (19:51):
I feel like I see girls trade hair ties all
the time, like, hey, I need a hair tie, and
they just will give it.
Speaker 1 (19:57):
Yeah, easy enough.
Speaker 9 (19:58):
The rubber ones are a little probably a little more expensive,
but get over it.
Speaker 4 (20:04):
Why you're first?
Speaker 12 (20:05):
Wouldn't you just ask did somebody by chance take my hairtie?
Either mistakenly or they borrowed it? I would like it back.
It's my favorite hairtie. I mean, why would you just
come at somebody like that?
Speaker 5 (20:19):
Because the sister hates the family, very honest, she hates
this family.
Speaker 12 (20:23):
You win with my food. She's definitely resentful of this.
Why why even have them over?
Speaker 5 (20:27):
Why even hang out with the sister? Why does the
sister even have you over? Forget bringing the family together.
You hate each other?
Speaker 12 (20:34):
And how much stuff has your mom done for you
that now you're not going to answer the phone over
a hairtie. How many things has she bought you over
the years?
Speaker 5 (20:44):
Let's see you're over. Both Jeffrey and Crystal need some money.
Why not have a make it Move contest? Have Jeffrey
taken Viagara when the show begins, and then over the
next four hours of the show, if Crystal can figure
out a way to make Jeffrey's unit boof, they both
get five hundred dollars a snake charmer. If Jeffrey stands
(21:06):
at full attention, they both get a thousand dollars. If
it doesn't move at all over the four hours, they
both get nothing. Cristal believe what ever it takes to
make it move. She can talk, dirty, dance, undress, whatever
it takes, except she cannot physically touch Jeffrey. What do
you think? Oh, it sounds like a good idea. But
(21:27):
I can tell you what would happen that boyfriend of hers?
Speaker 1 (21:30):
Would you know it would It would turn into like
a thing where he gets very very Remember how angry
he got one time when I think Jeffrey motor voted
Crystal on time and oh my god, the world was ending.
Speaker 3 (21:48):
That's like Zach Sickles when you do that, Oh you
like that?
Speaker 1 (21:50):
Whatever that was? What is she doing to you? Then, Jeffrey,
I forget what was that brought that on? But yes,
she did mention it's Kenny was very upset about me
motor boating hurt. I think it just started dating at
the time. Would would would he mind if you didn't.
Speaker 5 (22:05):
Touch Jeffery though there was no physical touching involved?
Speaker 12 (22:09):
Yeah, well there would have to be no dirty talking
or lap dancing or you know, that would definitely right
across the line there. I'd have to do other alternative
ways of trying to to get.
Speaker 1 (22:25):
Can't you can't talk to him, you can't dance, can't
flash him.
Speaker 4 (22:29):
Put a fan just directly on it.
Speaker 12 (22:31):
Maybe that light breeze might even arouse some kind of excitement.
Speaker 1 (22:39):
But you know, all I'm saying is that it's not
gonna work, trust me. For that means this idea.
Speaker 5 (22:47):
Well, you don't know if it's gonna work because you
haven't taken any of your viagra yet.
Speaker 1 (22:55):
No, not yet. But I don't know. I might I
don't know what I might do with the Well, you
were going to do it over the fourth of July break.
Speaker 3 (23:01):
You told everyone on the show. You remember yeah, and
what happened?
Speaker 1 (23:08):
Actually, I did pop one for an experiment. Believe it said,
I believe either way, either a say I did or didn't.
You still think I'm lying?
Speaker 9 (23:20):
So he would have called me, well, then what happened?
Speaker 11 (23:23):
All right?
Speaker 1 (23:23):
Hold on, why don't you.
Speaker 3 (23:24):
I've got to take a break.
Speaker 1 (23:26):
Believe anyway, whether or not I've gone. You know what,
maybe I changed my mind. Maybe you called me the
biggest liar on the show for a reason, a reason
because the.
Speaker 5 (23:41):
Yeah, yeah, so all right, let me take a break.
You tell me about popping a viagara. I think here's
what I think happened, and don't say it till I
come back. I think his remember he went out to dinner,
him and Mary Elizabeth went out with Keith, the crazy mechanic,
the guy that wants to punch the other mechanic in
(24:02):
the face, smash his face in. I think that somehow
they convince Jeffrey to top a viiagara. It's going to
be my guest, but we'll find out. Let me take
a quick break. We'll be right back on Rover's Morning Glory.
Speaker 1 (24:13):
Ah on, can you Rovert's Morning Glory?
Speaker 5 (24:31):
The Milkman Nick sent a text message She says that
Google Gemini was listening to has describe the contest that
someone emailed in about where they want to see if
Krystal can get Jeffrey aroused, and Google Gemini says quote
that idea won't work for a broadcast. Media regulations and
workplace safety laws strictly prohibit explicit sexual acts, drug use
(24:53):
for entertainment, and publican decency on a show. You need
to find a different compliant contest idea to raise money.
Speaker 1 (25:01):
Thank you. Jeffrey has dropped a little bit of a bombshell.
He claims claims that he took a viagra just as
a test while we were on our fourth of Was
this during.
Speaker 3 (25:20):
The fourth of July break?
Speaker 1 (25:23):
Yeah? And I knew because I mean I also know
that either way, either way, whether I did or didn't
use it, you were gonna believe me to begin with,
well why did Jesus is a discussion? Discussion?
Speaker 5 (25:35):
Well how come when I asked you on Monday or Tuesday,
right after we came back from break, I said, did
you take a viagra?
Speaker 3 (25:43):
And you said no. I so either you were lying
then or you're lying now.
Speaker 1 (25:48):
There you go, there you go.
Speaker 4 (25:49):
Be honest. Jeffrey that's all he's asking.
Speaker 3 (25:52):
Why would you say no if you took one?
Speaker 1 (25:55):
I just wanted to see what all the hubbubb was about.
So eventually I just just broke down. I said, Okay,
I'll just pop one. See what happens. Tell me about this.
Speaker 3 (26:03):
What day was?
Speaker 1 (26:04):
This all was over? The weekend was over?
Speaker 3 (26:07):
That weekend over the fourth of July weekend?
Speaker 1 (26:09):
Okay?
Speaker 5 (26:09):
And what made you were you just sitting on the
couch and you got up and you took one?
Speaker 3 (26:13):
Or what made you decide to take one?
Speaker 1 (26:15):
I just wanted to see you, Like I said, I
just decided to take one and see if.
Speaker 3 (26:17):
It actually works. What was just in the morning, afternoon night?
Speaker 1 (26:21):
It was like early evening.
Speaker 3 (26:23):
And did you tell.
Speaker 1 (26:24):
Anybody that you were taking this or did you just
take it? I just took it just to see, Like
I guess, I just wanted to see if the stuff
would work. Then if it doesn't, it's going to be
a good possibility at some point my wife and not
going to go to town. And so you take this
with what with water with? Okay? And tell me then
what happened after you took it? Stout? You say, like, wait,
(26:45):
exactly one hour prior to any type of sexual activity,
whether it be may you know, banging abroad or or
just taking care of business. Okay, and so you pop
the pill. Did you wait one hour? Yeah?
Speaker 3 (27:00):
Did you put a timer or how did you know?
Speaker 1 (27:02):
One hour? And I just looked at the time I
took it, and I said, okay, one hour from now,
and then what did you do? An hour later? An
hour later, I went in my bedroom and because my
wife was sleeping where she was watching TV, wasn't really
paying attention, and I went to I went in my
bedroom and my still was out doing one of his
fing you know, like you like to walk around or
ride a bike or whatnot. So it was just me
(27:23):
and her, and I just went in the bedroom and
to see, if you know, take care of business.
Speaker 3 (27:29):
And it got like.
Speaker 1 (27:33):
Somewhat half he wrecked and then it just didn't go
beyond that.
Speaker 3 (27:39):
It just got half, if you.
Speaker 1 (27:43):
Know, like I you know, flipped flipped it around and
see if I can you know, is that more than
it would normally be able to should It was more
than it was like a little bit more than half.
But the direction did not last very long. Do you
think that if your wife, if you had called your
wife in there. Do you think she would have been
able to get you erect? I think so, But I
(28:07):
just like I said, this was this was an experiment.
Well why okay?
Speaker 5 (28:11):
But so she's watching TV out in the living room, Tomash,
you're always complaining you can't have sex with Mary Elizabeth
because the kids are around. Tomash is gone, Uh, you're
there in bed. Why didn't you call her in there
and say, honey, I have something to show you?
Speaker 1 (28:28):
I think, I mean, I like I said, the erection,
I mean it would have been it would have been
moot because it didn't last as long as I thought
it was. I thought it would be from all the
stuff I've heard when we talk about viagra.
Speaker 5 (28:39):
But you said that maybe it would have worked. If
she would have been in there, she could have gotten
your toe, like.
Speaker 1 (28:44):
I said, Like I said, Rover, I don't know how
how any planner I can say this if it's just
an experiment. So at some point, so if it if
it did work, then yes I would take it again.
And then this sound we let's just say we'll be intimate.
So what did you come away with after that? Experiments
no pun intended? Are you going to take it again
(29:04):
or have you given up? Let me take it again
at some point, and you know that the next next
opportunity that comes up for some intimacy and we'll leave
it at that.
Speaker 5 (29:17):
So you had the perfect opportunity right then you took
the via agra. You're home alone with your wife. Why
not take advantage of that opportunity.
Speaker 1 (29:26):
Maybe they just didn't have the energy, oh and everything,
and you know, I just it was it was an experiment,
just like I said, what made you it was a weekend? Yeah,
worked all week snits, I work a physical job. Dude,
switch switch cameras all day. Oh that's nice to know
(29:49):
from that.
Speaker 5 (29:49):
Okay, dude, are you are you denigrating Schnitzer for just
pressing buttons.
Speaker 1 (29:54):
Back there at least I press buttons. Well, he's too
tired from his friend's hose. Yeah, he can't press the
microphone button.
Speaker 7 (30:05):
So you didn't like, just I understand taking it and
then maybe it doesn't really work, But don't you just
go tell your wife like, hey, I took.
Speaker 1 (30:12):
This, continue the experience. Let's let's see if this will work.
Play around with this thing. Like I said, again, you
guys are so obsessed with my sex life that's want
to keep it off the program.
Speaker 12 (30:24):
Oh dudeuse My wife hates it when I talk about her.
Speaker 1 (30:28):
She's always hated that.
Speaker 4 (30:29):
Actually not talking about her, We're asking about you.
Speaker 1 (30:32):
Well okay, well I'm talking about me then. So, like
I said, I just didn't press the matter. We just
want you to enjoy life to its fullest. And I
feel like.
Speaker 12 (30:39):
Sex is a is a wonderful part of life and
something that you're always thinking about and inquiring about. So
for us, it just baffles our minds that you don't
want to attempt to have to have intercourse anymore.
Speaker 1 (30:54):
I mean, I just tell you, like it's Crystal, I'm
an old fart now, Okay.
Speaker 5 (30:57):
So, Jeffrey, when you were in the bedroom you said
you were going to crank it out. Were you like naked?
Were you under the covers? Where were you under the covers?
Under the covers okay? No pants on? Oh of course,
no pants on? And unless you were naked, okay?
Speaker 1 (31:14):
And then were you Did you watch porn on your
phone or anything? No, I just like I just had
like whatever, I just just memorized, like what I watched
in the past, porn in the past.
Speaker 5 (31:24):
Oh, so you it's just recalled. So what did you
what were you thinking.
Speaker 1 (31:28):
About, like, you know, younger guy, older woman, younger guy,
older woman.
Speaker 3 (31:35):
Okay, and that's what you fantasized.
Speaker 1 (31:38):
About that, or you know girl, you know pumping a
pedal or something like that, pedal pumping about the door situation?
Was the door open or closed? Or it was open
because it was me and her? You're naked in bed,
in bed under the covers with the door open, yeah,
(32:00):
and you're not worried about her.
Speaker 3 (32:01):
Coming in there and going what are you doing in here?
Speaker 1 (32:03):
Hey? Like I was trying to get around just I
would just say say, hey, trying to see if my
thing at works so you and I can have some intimacy.
Peter just woke up, Come on in.
Speaker 3 (32:14):
Now, what prompted you to do this? Why did you decide?
Speaker 1 (32:17):
You guys have been pressing me to take it and
try it out for months? All right? Then? That was
that was the main reason. Just nobody else, you guys
convinced you to do No one else convinced me. I
think there's not I mean, all our listeners do I
have it, because I've talked about it on the air
of having it, but no one's pressed me personally to
try it. Out.
Speaker 5 (32:36):
I I don't know, I'm I'm I'm holding off judgment
on this.
Speaker 3 (32:41):
It's it sounds a little fishy.
Speaker 5 (32:44):
You're on Rover's Morning Glory. Good Morning Dave, Hey Morning Rover. Hey,
what's happening?
Speaker 1 (32:51):
Nothing?
Speaker 14 (32:51):
If we can do one more experiment, or if JLR
is willing to do it, because I've.
Speaker 1 (32:57):
Been in this situation similar when I was married.
Speaker 14 (33:00):
But let's maybe see if he could take a pill,
wait an hour, and then go to like an African
American strip joint and see if it works.
Speaker 1 (33:13):
My theory is that you're not emotionally connected to.
Speaker 5 (33:17):
Okay, that's some sort of phrase that he got from somewhere.
Speaker 14 (33:22):
But my theory, JLR and you might not even be
capable of understanding this in your mind, but you just
have no desire to have sex with Mary Elizabeth anymore.
Which hey, I one hundred percent agree with you on that,
but you just might not know it.
Speaker 15 (33:37):
Like when I was.
Speaker 1 (33:38):
Married my last three or four years.
Speaker 15 (33:41):
Like I didn't even want like even when I looked
at my ex wife, I didn't even want to have
sex with her or anything. But she did things in
the past that it clicked in my head some way,
and I just I just don't think you're even I
don't want.
Speaker 14 (33:56):
To use the word attracted to her because I think
you were kind of put in this relationship for whatever reason.
But I I just don't think you want.
Speaker 1 (34:04):
To have sex with her anymore.
Speaker 14 (34:05):
It's it's and it's.
Speaker 3 (34:06):
That's not a bad boy. He's so horny.
Speaker 5 (34:09):
He's I mean, even even if he didn't want to
have he's just such a horny dude. It's almost hard
for me to believe he wouldn't want to have sex
with anybody anything that moves.
Speaker 1 (34:18):
But uh, and your wife.
Speaker 5 (34:22):
She's probably looking better than she has in the past, right.
Speaker 1 (34:28):
Yeah, I'm just saying, okay, Davy, if you want to
be an amateur psychologist, go to college for that. Okay.
Speaker 9 (34:33):
Actually very nice, but just being very nice. He's just
giving you an opinion because it's, you know, a talk show.
Speaker 1 (34:41):
Well, I'm just saying his situation might be similar, but
mine's a little different.
Speaker 3 (34:45):
I mean, like I said, I'm an old fart too.
Speaker 12 (34:47):
Yeah, but remember he was checking me out when Charlie
was in the main studio and I would have to
stand in front of him to sign into the computer,
and he.
Speaker 4 (34:55):
Was looking me up and down a single.
Speaker 3 (34:57):
Day, so horny.
Speaker 12 (34:58):
He's definitely it's in his mind. He has some kind
of mental thing going on. I don't think it's really
really that he needs this pill. I think he has
some kind of mental stocks well, I don't know, because
we did have two women many years ago. We had
two women when it was a contest.
Speaker 3 (35:16):
Three women. Okay, three women come in.
Speaker 5 (35:18):
Here and they they He's like, oh my thing doesn't
work anymore. So we had three women come in here
for a contest to try to essentially fluff him do whatever.
Speaker 3 (35:28):
I mean they were. They were willing to do literally anything.
Speaker 5 (35:31):
I mean, the one chick, I think the program director
ran down here because the one chick was like, I'll
just have sex.
Speaker 3 (35:36):
With him right now, and oh my god.
Speaker 1 (35:38):
They were going nuts.
Speaker 5 (35:38):
But I mean they were man handling him. If you
catch my drift and it didn't move at all, then
right now, I'm telling you, right now, even in a
public setting like this, now you might be It's kind
of like being p shy. When you go at a
at a football game or something halftime and all the
dudes are in the bathroom for whatever reason, you got
to take a really to pe you have to pee.
(36:01):
You have to pee, you step up to that urinal
and then all of a sudden, for whatever reason, because
you have like eighty people behind you in line just
looking staring at your back like curry up, hurry up,
it's becomes a little bit of a problem.
Speaker 1 (36:17):
Sometimes you get pe shy. It's a thing. And even
in a public setting because of the same sort of thing.
Speaker 3 (36:23):
Could happen in here. If you brought a chicken here
and she's like, hey.
Speaker 1 (36:26):
I'll fluff you.
Speaker 5 (36:28):
You know, you might be, oh, well, there's cameras, there's people, whatever.
But after a while, I don't care how public it is,
you're gonna it's gonna move. You just can't help it.
But his his didn't move after a long period of time,
So there might be something to the fact that he
does have some sort of something going on down there.
(36:51):
Maybe it's this blood pressure or whatever.
Speaker 1 (36:53):
Actually, I've been monitoring my blood pressure ever since that
came up. I have a little notebook and my blood
pressure monitor, and every morning I get up, I check it,
and every do you know, when I get home from work,
I check it. Today one o nine over seventy eight.
Speaker 12 (37:12):
How's your sodium intake is? It going down. How's your diet?
My diet's the same.
Speaker 1 (37:17):
It's like I'm trying to reduce the mount of sodium,
you know, intake of completely eliminate fast food.
Speaker 5 (37:23):
Okay, I don't care about your sodium, But I are.
Speaker 3 (37:28):
You buying this story that he took this viagration?
Speaker 4 (37:31):
Charlie?
Speaker 3 (37:31):
First, Charlie, are you buying this?
Speaker 14 (37:36):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (37:37):
I think he did. Do you think he took this
fiagra and then got in bed and tried to crank
it out with the door open.
Speaker 7 (37:42):
That part's a little suspicious, but I think he. I
think he took one. I don't how many pills did
you get?
Speaker 3 (37:47):
Originally?
Speaker 1 (37:49):
I got fifty fifty pills? How you have left? Actually
I took two of them to see if it'll last. Yeah,
just see, you know, like I see see if the
thing would last longer. So I got about forty eight.
When did you take the second one? I took them
both together.
Speaker 7 (38:08):
The first time you ever took it, You took it
at the same time, both together. Yeah, okay, No, that
that's never do any drug before.
Speaker 4 (38:17):
Now I cut them in half, like, let.
Speaker 1 (38:19):
Me, let me I don't want to.
Speaker 7 (38:21):
Maybe you're saying you took one and you waited an
hour and then took another.
Speaker 1 (38:24):
No, like I said, I took them both together, just
at the same time. It says, the label says you
could take one or two. It says, you know, one
hour before a needs any type of sexual activity. Did
you try to watch any porn?
Speaker 2 (38:39):
No?
Speaker 1 (38:40):
Why not? When I said, I've just watched so much
porn in the past. That and the point that we've
played on this show. You think you've seen all the
porn there is to see in.
Speaker 4 (38:49):
The world, tapped out, no room.
Speaker 1 (38:52):
Well, but yeah, male on female porn, that's about it.
Speaker 4 (38:55):
And all the porn we watched on this show.
Speaker 1 (38:58):
We I mean, I mean, I remember watching porn with
the with the one girl I dated back in the
early nineties. She had a huge VHS.
Speaker 3 (39:05):
Yeah, porn sort of changed a little bit since then.
Speaker 1 (39:08):
But it's it's just a guy and a girl getting together,
you know, kissing, sucking f rice this guy. Well, I'm
just saying, I'm just I'm just giving the description out, trying.
Speaker 5 (39:20):
To like, I don't know about you guys, but like,
if if I were to watch porn, it will just move,
like I don't have to even touch myself, Like I
could watch porn right now, and it would start to
start to grow.
Speaker 3 (39:33):
No, it doesn't start to grow. No, you don't get
your just horny watching porn.
Speaker 7 (39:37):
Horny maybe, but just start to move really oh man,
blood flow. Well I think it's probably that I've just
seen so much. Like Jeffery said, everywhere I see is porn.
Speaker 1 (39:49):
I see you.
Speaker 7 (39:50):
Yes, well, I just see it all the time, even
if I'm not looking for I just see it. So
now it's you know, back when I was sixteen and
you see porn for the first time, you're about to
blowed right there.
Speaker 3 (40:00):
But now if I just see some boobs.
Speaker 11 (40:03):
No.
Speaker 1 (40:06):
Fifty pills they gave you fifty and how many have left?
Forty eight? Okay?
Speaker 3 (40:12):
Man? So what'd you do after? Like so it didn't
really work? Just go to sleep?
Speaker 1 (40:17):
Yeah, I just it's almost like after that, I just
like just gave up, went to sleep.
Speaker 5 (40:21):
M all right, I Dougie, I'm asking you. Charlie says
he believes he took this.
Speaker 1 (40:27):
So you believe this, Okay, what about you?
Speaker 3 (40:33):
Oh yeah me too, Yeah, yeah, showed us up.
Speaker 7 (40:40):
Good for you, man, Now next time take it and
then tell your wife like I just took a viagara
and I bet you'd be like, let's go painter.
Speaker 1 (40:49):
Yeah, started talking to it. Hmmm, I don't know this
is this is sounds it is a little suspicious. At least,
I'm trying at least I'm trying at least I'm trying
trying hard. At least I'm trying. At least I'm trying
hard at something. Yeah, not that hard.
Speaker 3 (41:10):
Crying.
Speaker 5 (41:12):
You're on's morning Glory, Good morning crying Wolf, Dave, Good
morning guys.
Speaker 6 (41:18):
So, if I hear correctly, Jeffrey got butt naked and
crawled under it to bed. If that's the case, I
want him to pull down his pants and show his succulent, chubby,
little rotne button he's got because there's gonna be signs
of bed bug bites on bed bug naked.
Speaker 1 (41:36):
Mm hmm, Dave, my apartment was thoroughly treated and I've
not seen any of these bitch bugs since then? Does
uh so nice? Try dude?
Speaker 5 (41:48):
Does anyone else think another scenario could potentially exist here?
And that is see the most the most interesting to
me is that he took two because he didn't tell
us he took to He said he took a viagra,
and then when asked how many pills he has left
his brain. You could even see it his thinking. The
(42:11):
wheels start turning. He's like, uh, oh, there's more than
one missing. Did he give some of these pills?
Speaker 9 (42:19):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (42:19):
I heard I was in to the replay and I've
heard somebody make this accusation. I say, no, I didn't
give give my pills to anybody. So, like I said,
nice eup and try to How does that Camen? How
is Keith's directions?
Speaker 5 (42:32):
What?
Speaker 7 (42:33):
How are your friends? Keith's erections are this strong? I
ain't giving I ain't give him, then I ain't give them. Nobody, dude,
you didn't give any viagara to anybody?
Speaker 3 (42:41):
Did you? Did Homage take it? Any viagra?
Speaker 1 (42:46):
Got that?
Speaker 7 (42:46):
I know?
Speaker 1 (42:47):
I mean, I don't say. I mean he doesn't know
where he doesn't even know where they were. Where I
keep him?
Speaker 3 (42:50):
Where do you keep them? I'm not saying why not
I try?
Speaker 1 (42:54):
What are you think I'm gonna come steal your viagra?
Knowing you probably or knowing your or this problem? I
get a direction at the drop of a hat. Well,
all right, then I'm just saying this. Nobody knows, nobody knows,
nobody needs to know where I currently keep it.
Speaker 3 (43:08):
Okay, do you keep its cabinet? Do you keep it?
Speaker 10 (43:12):
Like?
Speaker 3 (43:12):
Where do you keep this?
Speaker 1 (43:16):
I'm not saying it. I'll tell you why. What if
somebody's listening at somebody at to Mysteria. No one's on
social media and need Dick probably give that the information
to him, and.
Speaker 5 (43:25):
You're afraid that some that somebody is going to listen
to the show find out where you keep your viagra?
Message your son, Hey, your dad asks his viagra under
the mattress.
Speaker 1 (43:36):
Because that's where people keep their medication.
Speaker 5 (43:39):
Uh, and then he's gonna go and take is steal
a viagra from you.
Speaker 1 (43:44):
Now he's in his early twenties. I don't think he
needs viagra. Well, like I said, I mean, I'm just
why would your son take your viagra? No, I'm just
I'm not saying he would. I'm just saying just I
don't know. You know how kid, you know how you
know young young men in their twenties are. I don't know,
I'm gonna take my dad, my old man, Dad's boner pills.
(44:05):
I would have Charlie just gave it away. Okay, all right, Oh,
I know I'm gonna say it's in a state. They're
in a safe place. That's all I got to say
about that.
Speaker 5 (44:16):
Dougie hater too, says, I take viaggar occasionally and the
next day all it takes is brushing against your shorts
and you stand at attention.
Speaker 1 (44:26):
Yeah, and I've taken it.
Speaker 7 (44:27):
It lasts even when you're done, like it's it's gone,
but it's not totally gone.
Speaker 3 (44:32):
I remember going through an airport. I think we left London.
Speaker 7 (44:35):
I misjudged the timing of taking it, and on the
way home, whole airplane ride just rock hard.
Speaker 5 (44:43):
Wait, so you took one when we went to London
on the way out there, you took a no on
the way on the way back. Yeah, and why did
you take that? Just for fun? Oh wow, Diane says.
Speaker 7 (44:56):
And it was so we did stuff and it goes away,
but then the next morning there's still it's still kind
of active and brush. Walking through the airport, it brought
your jeans brushing on it. It just kept you at attention.
Just I'd say, like seventy five percent. You're just like,
let's you're ready to go again.
Speaker 4 (45:13):
He didn't have it. He took two. Apparently he has.
Speaker 5 (45:16):
No Diane says, I think he was sexting with someone
who was trying to get him to take it and
try it out, talking dirty to him.
Speaker 1 (45:24):
No, that's not true, nice trice, sweetheart.
Speaker 3 (45:27):
I don't believe it.
Speaker 7 (45:30):
Okay, it's a course strike, sweetheart. It's a cool sound
you make. This is something. Something's not adding up for me.
Speaker 5 (45:35):
The whole thing just very strange, and especially when I
asked him when we came back.
Speaker 3 (45:41):
I asked him on Monday or Tuesday?
Speaker 1 (45:43):
I said, did you take your any viagra over the break?
He said no. Now he's claiming that he took two
over the break. I think you're either way. You are
gonna believe me either way. So what's the point.
Speaker 7 (45:59):
Come bring them in and take him on Monday in
front of us? Why why I do that? And then
you'll know if it works. For it doesn't work, we'll
be right here. Nice trying My viagar is staying at home.
And that's all I got to say about that. Why
you try it at home? I'll take mine too. We
could take him to God. No, thanks, Charling. You guys
can have a sword fight.
Speaker 1 (46:20):
We don't need.
Speaker 9 (46:22):
And if it doesn't work, what do you why not?
It's not going to hurt you. Your doctor gave it
to you.
Speaker 1 (46:26):
Bring it.
Speaker 4 (46:27):
No reason for you not to do that.
Speaker 1 (46:29):
Bring it in on Monday. Uh No, I'm not bringing
it in.
Speaker 9 (46:33):
Keep one with you, all three of us. I mean,
what does it do for women?
Speaker 4 (46:37):
Anything?
Speaker 1 (46:38):
We'll find out experiment on you.
Speaker 4 (46:40):
If you bring it in, the three of us will
take one.
Speaker 1 (46:43):
Like I said, my viagraph, my viagar stays at home,
and that's all I got to say about this.
Speaker 3 (46:47):
Take it though. If you took it and didn't do it,
then what what's to.
Speaker 4 (46:50):
Do as a test an experiment?
Speaker 7 (46:52):
I'll take and again I'll take mine too, to prove
we're both doing at the same time.
Speaker 1 (46:55):
I think he took it.
Speaker 3 (46:57):
I don't think he took it.
Speaker 1 (46:58):
This is believe what you guys want to believe.
Speaker 7 (47:02):
If you he said you took it and didn't do anything,
you could easily bring it in.
Speaker 1 (47:05):
Take another one.
Speaker 3 (47:06):
Won't do anything.
Speaker 5 (47:07):
Yeah, I'll take he didn't take it, he didn't take it.
Speaker 1 (47:12):
He's been caught, he's been caught out and do anything.
So just take it and prove us wrong. Yeah.
Speaker 12 (47:19):
If it didn't work, and then would you Rover's face
and where I'll take it.
Speaker 1 (47:24):
Yeah, No, boner, ye.
Speaker 9 (47:26):
Showed you yeah, bring it.
Speaker 3 (47:29):
Look at this flashy little.
Speaker 7 (47:32):
Nice try to do Why I just told you why
I haven't said, Well, you haven't said why?
Speaker 1 (47:37):
Why it doesn't do anything? Why don't take I don't
think I need to do anything.
Speaker 4 (47:42):
Of course you did.
Speaker 3 (47:43):
You didn't take it because.
Speaker 1 (47:43):
You're you're about You could stay out of it until
you've made it up, so we would leave you alone.
That's it.
Speaker 4 (47:50):
Yeah, you got to push the pedal in my car
after you take it.
Speaker 1 (47:56):
I will what he wanted to wear, like a high
heel or we'll kind of shoe do you want? Let's
trying to the barefoot. Maybe I just told you where
Either way I say, you weren't gonna believe me anyway.
Speaker 5 (48:08):
So there you go, bucking up. I'm gonna take a break.
There's we do have the shoes. He coming up in
just a minute. We'll be right back.
Speaker 1 (48:14):
Hang on,
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Betrayal Weekly is back for a new season. Every Thursday, Betrayal Weekly shares first-hand accounts of broken trust, shocking deceptions, and the trail of destruction they leave behind. Hosted by Andrea Gunning, this weekly ongoing series digs into real-life stories of betrayal and the aftermath. From stories of double lives to dark discoveries, these are cautionary tales and accounts of resilience against all odds. From the producers of the critically acclaimed Betrayal series, Betrayal Weekly drops new episodes every Thursday. If you would like to share your story, you can reach out to the Betrayal Team by emailing them at betrayalpod@gmail.com and follow us on Instagram at @betrayalpod and @glasspodcasts. Please join our Substack for additional exclusive content, curated book recommendations, and community discussions. Sign up FREE by clicking this link Beyond Betrayal Substack. Join our community dedicated to truth, resilience, and healing. Your voice matters! Be a part of our Betrayal journey on Substack.