July 9, 2026 • 45 mins
Does Rover feel differently about weighted vests? Would Krystle let someone poop on her for $5k? JLR is trying to get out of paying a bet and describes his shower routine.
See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Listen
Watch
Mark as Played
Transcript
Episode Transcript
Available transcripts are automatically generated. Complete accuracy is not guaranteed.
Speaker 1 (00:04):
This is Rover's Morning Glory. Rover, there are laws against us. Charlie,
I'm smarter than you for sure. And Jeffrey please screaming
on Roverradio dot Com.
Speaker 2 (00:24):
Rovers Morning Glory starts now. Good morning, what's happening? It
(00:58):
is Thursday, July ninth, twenty twenty six.
Speaker 1 (01:02):
Good morning, gets Rover's Born of Glory. I'm Rover, Dougie
is here, Good morning, sir.
Speaker 2 (01:07):
Charlie is here. Hi, Snitzer is here. Hey man Crystal
is here. Hello, and mister Jeffrey Allen L. Rock is
in the firebox. Laurette for the record, and just thinking
of Lord that I'm alive and doing fine. Okay, you're
with us as well. Eight six six Yo Rover is
(01:29):
the number eight six six nine six seven six eighty
three seven. That's how you reach the show. Give us
a call at that number. You can text us at
that number that comes into the studio in real time.
He texts the word menu to that number. That gives
you options to set your name, profile, picture, location, even
make a video call into the show. You can do
all that by texting the word menu to eight sixty
(01:50):
six yo.
Speaker 3 (01:51):
Rover.
Speaker 1 (01:52):
We'll get to your email here in just a moment,
I believe that you.
Speaker 2 (02:03):
Sleep in that shirt last night, Jeffrey.
Speaker 1 (02:06):
No, I slept topless. You slept topless. Oh that's hot. Yeah, yikes.
So then you put on that shirt this morning when
you get yeah, took a shower last night. Isn't that
the same shirt you had on yesterday? No, it's that
it's a different one. Is a different one? Yeah? Same collar?
I see.
Speaker 2 (02:24):
Okay, you probably have a bunch of shirts from that
what is that from the fence company or something.
Speaker 1 (02:29):
It's a bunch of shirts. Put on some clean clothes,
smelling good in there. Yeah, I took a likes that
took a shower last night.
Speaker 2 (02:35):
All right, let's see here. I'm gonna get to your email.
We pull that up over here real quick. Let's see here, ray, right,
so we're over. I know this is long, so it
probably won't get on the air, but it needs to
(02:57):
be said in a world of emails from dicks every day.
We're over a great job on the Ultra Marathon, however
you did it. Never been to England and probably never will.
I enjoyed watching all the sites. It was better than
using Google's street me to walk around cities. Because we
had your commentary. I hope you do it in more
foreign cities. Maybe they could be my shtick. Maybe they
(03:19):
could be the marathon man and just you know, travel
the world and and just just walk a marathon.
Speaker 1 (03:26):
What's next Somalia? Yep, why not?
Speaker 4 (03:30):
Well, the title of this is a positive email for
once he felt bad that everywhere.
Speaker 2 (03:40):
He continues, you're doing a great job as a single mom,
and even though you're wasting all this money on dance,
you're creating life memories and friendships for your daughter that
without you and dance, she would have never had.
Speaker 1 (03:53):
Keep it up on your life hustle.
Speaker 2 (03:56):
Thank you and Charlie, it's great how you try new
things NASCAR, mountain biking, canoeing, even soccer. Thank you, stay unmarried,
he says, all right, Crystal, congratulations on having a loving
(04:18):
and caring relationship with a man that doesn't play mental
mind games with you. I hope it blossoms into something
bigger one day and the two of you never have
future financial issues. Snitzer, while you're perfect, so there's nothing
to add. Come on and JLR, great job increasing your
daily show word come from ten words to fifteen. Wait
(04:40):
to participate and That's all I gotta say about that.
Speaker 1 (04:43):
Yikes. Everyone keep doing what you're doing.
Speaker 2 (04:45):
Ignore haters because they love to hate because their life sucks.
I've been listening since day one and will continue to
listen until you're all gone. Well, thank you, Ray, that's
quite kind, and we will all be gone one day.
Remember we worked for iHeartMedia, so it's only a matter
of time.
Speaker 1 (05:03):
Tick tick tick, Matt writes, good.
Speaker 2 (05:10):
Morning, huge fan of RMG Doogie, However, not so much.
Somehow this week she's managed to ratchet up annoying to
a whole new level. Please consider a muzzle or a
ballgag long no, no, right from keeps going. Oh okay, Well,
(05:31):
Josh writes, I don't know, but how, but Dougie has
gotten way more annoying in the past couple of months.
Am I the only one that's noticed? Three quarters of
the stuff she says is just actual nonsense. The rest
of the time she does stuff like, for example, a
couple of days ago, she started pushing on her teeth.
She'll do damn near anything to get everyone's attention and
(05:54):
get the spotlight on her. She's not doing something like
intentionally ironing shirts just to make herself the topic after
the break, she's.
Speaker 1 (06:03):
Saying something that makes no sense just to.
Speaker 2 (06:05):
Be seen and heard. Dougie, you don't have to talk
all the time. I promise you no one would be
upset if you talked as much as Jeffrey every day.
I have no idea how you guys can even tolerate
this bitch every day.
Speaker 1 (06:19):
Thank you. And here's yo, Rover.
Speaker 2 (06:25):
After my comments about Crystal yesterday, Dougie complained about other
people complaining.
Speaker 4 (06:32):
This was the guy that started all of this. He
was complaining about Crystal and her relationship. Isn't this that guy?
And I'm like, why are people so mean? Why can't
be nice?
Speaker 2 (06:43):
So now he's annoyed, then said, Dougie, you complained more
than anyone.
Speaker 1 (06:49):
That's all I was saying in my head listening to her.
Speaker 2 (06:51):
Crystal, you earned more of my respect by the way
you responded to my comment. However, I don't understand why
your boyfriend doesn't want to work together with you to
build a better life. Him acting like he needs to
build his own life first is weird. Love the show, Charlie,
You're great, but stop busting Rover's balls. You know he
(07:12):
killed it, Hey killed it, killed it? Killed it, killed
himself almost the end, Sarah writes, Hello, I'm a few
days behind. I'm getting all caught up. So this email
actually refers to a comment that Rover made on Monday
morning when talking about the marathon walk. Rover made the
(07:33):
comment that he had tried to carry a backpack and
I quote it weighed like twelve pounds. It was heavy
as hell. Do you remember about six months ago when
Dougie had purchased a weighted vest. I only remember the
time frame because I had also just purchased one. Rover
went on and on for about fifteen minutes about how
stupid they are and that they do nothing to help
(07:53):
you get in shape.
Speaker 1 (07:54):
I believe he used the word fad.
Speaker 2 (07:56):
Perhaps if you had also bought a weighted vest at
that time and started training with it, you kinld have
carried your own bag pack. I just had to point
out the iron, Renny. Yeah, I do remember that. Yeah,
you did say that complete waste of time and the
weaight to test. And I think Dual bought a weighted
vest for you to put on, yep, and then you
refuse to wear it.
Speaker 1 (08:14):
How much was the weight to invest that you bought? Ten? Probably?
Speaker 4 (08:18):
I don't remember, because they had standard sizes. There was
one smaller one and then one larger one. I returned
it because Rover wasn't going to wear it. I don't
know if it was forty pounds or.
Speaker 5 (08:27):
Twenty pounted to wear clothes, so I think it's between
five and ten.
Speaker 1 (08:31):
Maybe it was ten.
Speaker 2 (08:31):
Then you could just look at your Amazon history. I
went to Walmart, you actually went to Then I returned.
Speaker 4 (08:37):
It, but you did pooh poo it and you're like,
that does nothing, that's a waste. You wuldn't even try
it because it was so beneath you.
Speaker 2 (08:46):
No, no, yeah, I put it on. I remember, didn't
I wear it for a while on the No? Yes, no, no, no, no.
Speaker 1 (08:52):
You had you'd like three remember I'm telling you you did.
Speaker 2 (08:59):
Maybe for five seconds that we're gonna see if you
could do it the whole show, and you were like, no,
I remember putting that vest on. I don't know how
you guys can say I never put the weighted vest on.
Speaker 1 (09:09):
He didn't. No, I'm that was actually uncomfortable. If I remember,
he's pointing that I have a goop. Yeah, I got it.
Speaker 2 (09:18):
Yes.
Speaker 1 (09:20):
Hanging out with JLR before the show, it's uh, toothpaste.
I think.
Speaker 2 (09:29):
I have an electric toothbrush, and that sucker just gets
toothpaste all over the place. It just starts foaming up
so much because it's like, where is my apology for
what the weighted vest? Yeah, I was right and you
were wrong.
Speaker 1 (09:46):
Well, I don't know.
Speaker 2 (09:47):
Maybe they do something, but the backpack is definitely the
backpack is harder because it's sitting further away from you,
causing you to you know, it's bigger, right, Yes, obviously
the weighted vest is thing you put it.
Speaker 1 (10:00):
It's more.
Speaker 4 (10:00):
Really, you wouldn't even do it. You want to try
a weighted best.
Speaker 1 (10:05):
I put it on. I don't know what you're talking about.
Speaker 4 (10:07):
One of us remembers that, but now when.
Speaker 1 (10:09):
I remember what it feels like putting.
Speaker 2 (10:10):
It on, okay, okay, No, it got weird and like
uncomfortable and dud.
Speaker 1 (10:16):
She's like, did I do something wrong?
Speaker 2 (10:17):
Because she bought the vest, said put the vest on,
and you got really mad.
Speaker 1 (10:23):
I had the best.
Speaker 2 (10:24):
You got really really mad. Maybe after like you got
really mad, maybe put it on for a minute or two.
Speaker 1 (10:29):
That's what happened.
Speaker 2 (10:31):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (10:31):
I think it also would have been a highlight clip
because it would have been so rare for you.
Speaker 1 (10:36):
Yeah, I type vested and it didn't come up the.
Speaker 4 (10:38):
Weight anything with weights on your body, it would have
been a snitzer would have.
Speaker 1 (10:43):
Cut that up. Let's see here say.
Speaker 2 (10:51):
Uh ranch dorito Brenneman rights, did me too, ever, listen
to the podcast that the listeners detailing what they believed
was the elaborate hoax that the hooker was trying to
pull off by allowing you to stay at her place
rent free. Congratulations on completing your altar of marathon.
Speaker 1 (11:10):
I was a doubter.
Speaker 2 (11:11):
Thank you for giving couch potatoes everywhere hoped that we
could do it if we wanted to.
Speaker 1 (11:17):
Anybody could do it. There's I'm telling you, anyone who
could do that.
Speaker 2 (11:20):
There's no doubt in my mind. B two did listen
to that. I forwarded that to B two. There was
somebody who sent a podcast and they said, you have
to listen to this podcast.
Speaker 1 (11:32):
Is what the hooker is doing.
Speaker 2 (11:35):
And she listened to it and she said, I don't
know what this person's talking about, Like, what was it?
She told me the scenario it was. I believe it was.
I forget maybe they were Russian. Maybe, Yeah, it was
a Russian hooker and her boyfriend, and the Russian hooker
was sleeping with a married guy. And then the Russian
(11:57):
hooker and the boyfriend tried to blame mailed the guy,
and they said that they had video of him having
sex with the Russian hooker and they were going to
out him to his wife and whoever else. And then
the guy reported it to the FBI. He went home
and told his wife, Hey, I was sleeping with the
Russian hooker. Now he's now she's trying to blackmail me.
(12:19):
So then they went to the FBI, and the FBI
listened in while the Russian hooker and her boyfriend admitted
what they were doing, blackmailing them. They arrested them, and
then the wife waited until the prosecution was done and
then divorced the husband. I don't know exactly how that
how that equates the beats who and me. See, I
(12:41):
would have to be having sex with the Russian hooker
in order for that to be in order for that
to be a plausible scenario, right, I mean I could start,
I could start having sex with the with the hooker.
Speaker 1 (12:52):
She's not Russian, by the way.
Speaker 4 (12:53):
Is she attractive like you would bang her?
Speaker 2 (12:57):
Uh yeah, well, I mean, look at I'm bank just
about anybody. Yes, but she's she's attractive, but I wouldn't say, uh,
not like a ten or anything. In fact, when we met,
when we first met the hooker, I was like, man,
that is crazy, Like this chick's you know, she's good looking,
but she's not like she's not a supermodel or something like.
(13:22):
That's what I anticipated or thought all these international hookers
would look like, right, like I've seen documentaries.
Speaker 1 (13:32):
You see that? What what are you? What are you
laughing at?
Speaker 4 (13:35):
You were laughing weird, but your tens are weird.
Speaker 1 (13:39):
So I'm tens are tens?
Speaker 4 (13:41):
Yeah, but we've seen tens and you're like a right nah?
Speaker 1 (13:45):
So you guys overestimated.
Speaker 4 (13:46):
Did we ever see a picture what the hooker looks
like off air?
Speaker 2 (13:49):
Like, let's think I showed somebody. I think I didn't
I show Charlie the hooker. I think I showed him. Possibly,
I can't remember. I don't remember. Igor writes, you guys
were talking about jeff Jeffrey being AI generated on the toilet,
So I sent that picture of my girlfriend on the toilet.
Speaker 1 (14:09):
Oh yes, he sent this yesterday. We put it up here.
Speaker 2 (14:11):
It is, and then somebody goes, oh, she's very tall.
Is this AI generated or he says yes, he continues
with the story. Yes, I did print it out and
make it as a picture for the bathroom. I think
it's hot. For some reason, I busted in as a joke.
That's why she was hiding her face. So he busted in,
took a picture of his girlfriend sitting on the toilet
(14:34):
and then printed it out and made a picture of it.
Speaker 1 (14:38):
I wonder it's his ex girlfriend. I can't imagine why
she broke up with him anyway. She is five to seven.
Speaker 2 (14:44):
She's not a giant, but her apartment was in the attic,
so the ceilings were short in certain areas like the bathroom.
Speaker 1 (14:52):
It's not AI hmm, weird. She's only five seven, But
if she.
Speaker 2 (14:59):
If she were to stand up, wouldn't she would she
her head on the ceiling?
Speaker 1 (15:03):
Yes, I do see.
Speaker 2 (15:05):
If you look in the back corner of the ceiling,
it does look like it's it slopes up, like it's
at an angle, like it isn't an attic or something.
Speaker 1 (15:14):
Do you think this dude has a toilet fetish?
Speaker 3 (15:16):
Yes, I would say not to be a pervert, but
so she's using the toy. I thought maybe she was
just posing kind of cool, sitting on the lid of
the toilet. She's actually using the toilet, But there's no
panties at her ankles or I don't see any panties removed.
Speaker 1 (15:33):
So is she not wearing panties in this skirt? Well,
what's in?
Speaker 2 (15:39):
Can you zoom in right on the toilet snits and
see is there? Can you see the seat down there?
Speaker 1 (15:45):
Or is she? Yeah? I think she. I think she
is using the toilet. Yeah, the toilet you look small,
you know what I'm saying.
Speaker 3 (15:55):
Like she's not sitting on it right or I don't
know because she's sitting forward.
Speaker 1 (15:59):
Yeah, h yeah, I don't know.
Speaker 2 (16:05):
I think this dude has a toilet fetish for sure.
Crystal had that guy who had a fetish, the pea guy.
You want to picture videos of Crystal peeing and stuff.
Was that on a toilet or did he want you
either do you like pee on the floor or something? Oh?
I think I could have done it anywhere anywhere. He
didn't care, so it wasn't so much like a toilet fetish.
(16:26):
It's just a pea fetish. Did he ever say, can
you drop a deuce for me? Did he ever offer that?
Speaker 1 (16:33):
I think so? Yeah? And did you do that?
Speaker 4 (16:35):
No?
Speaker 1 (16:36):
Oh? Are you sure you know I did it?
Speaker 2 (16:39):
But he did ask? That would have been it probably
could have been some big bucks. Oh, I'm sure, Yes,
what what made you draw the line? And I'll send
a pea video? But I'm not going to send a
poop video.
Speaker 3 (16:54):
I don't know, honestly, I guess maybe i'd be poop shy.
I'm not sure I'm poop shy in the bathroom with
ladies around you wait until the lady leaves.
Speaker 1 (17:02):
They wash her hands.
Speaker 3 (17:03):
You're like, get out of the bathroom so I can
drop this real quick and leave. So don't I don't
know if I could do it on video? What if
a guy? And how would I'd have to really rig
something up to get that on video?
Speaker 1 (17:13):
Yeah? I don't know.
Speaker 2 (17:14):
I mean, I'm sure there are a whole fetish groups
or websites if.
Speaker 1 (17:20):
People do it. Sure there's tips and hacks.
Speaker 3 (17:22):
Yeah, this is the kind of camera you want for
inside the ball or when you're.
Speaker 1 (17:26):
Getting into scat play. Here's your starter kit that you need.
Speaker 3 (17:29):
Some plastic for the floor, a chair with a hole
in it.
Speaker 1 (17:31):
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (17:32):
What if that guy had said to you. I'm sure
I probably have asked you this question. But what if
that What if that guy said, listen, I'll.
Speaker 1 (17:39):
Pay you.
Speaker 2 (17:41):
Five thousand dollars if you come to a hotel and
you take it dump right on my chest.
Speaker 1 (17:48):
I mean, oh, I don't know.
Speaker 3 (17:51):
That's that's that's.
Speaker 1 (17:54):
A good amount of money. That's in my time of desperation.
You can pay a couple of credit cards. Let's go.
Speaker 3 (18:04):
So I would consider it. I would consider it. What
if the guy what if he reversed it?
Speaker 2 (18:09):
And what if you got there and you go, oh,
I can't I'm poop shine, and he goes, okay, well
let me poop on you for five thousand dollars up.
Speaker 1 (18:15):
The ante for that. I can't be pooped on. You'd
really have to ten grand? Would that get it done?
Speaker 3 (18:22):
If it was my boyfriend, I'd let you. I mean,
for a boyfriend, and you're in love and for free,
interested and in it. I would try it with my
boyfriend for free. For somebody else, they'd have to pay
a lot of money. I'd be worried about diseases and things.
I couldn't have somebody's equal matter on me.
Speaker 1 (18:40):
I don't know.
Speaker 3 (18:41):
I do sit next to Jeffrey every day, but I
don't think I wanted directly on me.
Speaker 2 (18:46):
Would your boyfriend if you said, hey, I got a
guy that will pay me ten grand to.
Speaker 1 (18:53):
Poop on me, you think he'd say, Okay, No, I
don't no, no, no, Let's see where was I. Jerry
writes Charlie.
Speaker 2 (19:06):
I love Bjay's warehouse over Costco. You can get the
group on fifteen dollars a year membership deal to try
it out. The scan and Go is great, fifteen dollars
a year, That's what he said. If you get a
group on fifteen dollars, the Scanna Go is great. There's
hardly anyone in there. The coupons that you can clip
and the scan of Go is awesome. A lot of
(19:29):
times you can get double coupon clips and save five
dollars off one item. It is awesome, he says. John writes,
good morning, Rover. I watched the show yesterday for the
first time this year. Unbelievable what I saw. Dougie is
totally rocking the Geene Simmons hairstyle from the band Kiss.
(19:50):
This would be the perfect Halloween costume for her with
makeup over her face. I think it looks awesome. I
love her style. Oh yeah, look at this. This is
what's going on. You can't really tell what her you
can't really tell what her headphones on. But she's got
like a big fountain coming up out of the top
of her head.
Speaker 1 (20:12):
I do look that frizzy. Yeah, that's not bad. I
was never into this band. They were before my time.
Speaker 2 (20:24):
But the biggest man, I had a guy that just
I worked with a guy at the State of Nevada.
Speaker 1 (20:32):
This dude love kiss.
Speaker 4 (20:35):
Yeah, I feel like you're all in if you love them,
you love them, you know.
Speaker 1 (20:40):
I was not into them.
Speaker 2 (20:42):
That's and he loved talking about kiss and he had
a very This guy had a very particular way of speaking.
Speaker 1 (20:50):
It was.
Speaker 2 (20:52):
And then I went to his house one time and
he had like all this, I mean just he loved kiss,
all this kiss stuff in there.
Speaker 1 (21:01):
I took my, uh my tennis shoes.
Speaker 2 (21:03):
We nailed like wood blocks to the bottom of them
and walked around.
Speaker 4 (21:07):
Really so, yeah we kiss your com mad you're because you.
Speaker 1 (21:14):
Oh yeah, room my shoes. Yeah that's actually really sweet.
Speaker 2 (21:20):
So fun mailman se right, Celhy longtime listener all the
way back since Jinx of the Hot air ballow. It
was a long time ago, first time emailing. I am
so disappointed in Laroque. What do you think about that, Jeffery.
(21:41):
It doesn't matter what you think. All this time, Rover
has been calling you lo Roc. Why not just embrace
it and start using the Rocks tagline and say, can
you smell what Larroc is cooking?
Speaker 1 (21:55):
What do you say? I prefer laro Thank you very much.
Speaker 6 (21:59):
That's just I've been pronouncing my name for the longest time,
so I mean, but remember not the way your dad
would pronounce this.
Speaker 1 (22:07):
His love. That was only one time I recalled Oh,
I tried, dude.
Speaker 2 (22:12):
How could you Every time he would answer the business call,
how would he say his name?
Speaker 1 (22:17):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (22:17):
Or just you would just say this is Cliff, you know,
especially because a lot of a lot of the customers
came back on this total total Okay, okay, if you
let me finish, thanks very much.
Speaker 1 (22:29):
AnyWho.
Speaker 6 (22:32):
But my dad had a lot of repeat customers, so
he would just use his first name a majority of
the time because there's people that he would get that
would get out that word that my dad was.
Speaker 2 (22:40):
This was really good my dad, and my dad was
really good at what he did. I mean did it
for thirty five years. He had a lot of repeat customers,
and then you became a repeat customer. It became a
son on the twenties on Tuesday, the twentieth of October
nineteen seventy.
Speaker 1 (22:53):
No, no, a repeat customer of all those hookers. Oh nice,
try dude, he says.
Speaker 2 (23:00):
Mailman s says thank you to all the cast and
crew for a wonderful show. It wouldn't be the same
driving around delivering mail without the show.
Speaker 1 (23:09):
Well, thank you, mailman. See thank you for your service.
Speaker 2 (23:17):
Nicole writes Rover, watching the show on RMG plus and again,
jail R made a statement for about the million time,
but it's just so annoying. Once again he brought up
a statement that you made one time years ago, Robert.
Speaker 1 (23:30):
You said a little bit of me goes a long way.
Speaker 2 (23:34):
Why is it that he remembers this and uses it
as an excuse. However, he doesn't remember that for the
last several months he made comments about him not participating
and that he should participate more and not fall asleep.
Speaker 1 (23:47):
He doesn't remember any of that.
Speaker 6 (23:48):
I try to, but remember him trying to break in
atle Habit of talking over people or knowing when to
pipe in and what kind of and that kind of thing.
So that's that's what people have complained about too. They
complain about me one, you know, not talking much, but
then they all at the same time they complain about
me just butting in on people. And I'm trying to
find the pauses to chime in and try to familiarize
(24:11):
myself whatever whatever the hell you guys are talking about,
especially if it's something I ever saw before, Like you know,
we got to talk about different TV shows and stuff,
so and it's something I don't know about, so.
Speaker 2 (24:20):
It's kind of hard for me to have a conversation
in that regard. So I'm in like a very I'm
in a very bad conundrum here. I think he's just
pulling words out of his ass. I don't even know
what he just said.
Speaker 6 (24:34):
You know, you never heard of the word conundrum means
confusion or catch twenty two.
Speaker 1 (24:40):
I thought it was conundrum. No, it's no, no, no, it's conundrum.
That's how you say it.
Speaker 2 (24:44):
I've heard I've heard Comedian Christian show use this word.
Speaker 1 (24:48):
Okay, so all you okay.
Speaker 2 (24:54):
Uh, Corey writes on Wednesday show, you were talking about
AI generated commercials and how the products are most most
likely junk. That made me remember do you mentioned that
she bought fake flowers from an ad that she saw
and was waiting to see if they showed up. I
might have ordered the same thing, and the product did
in fact arrive after about five weeks from a store
(25:14):
called trendy Lish Total scam. Please see the attached pictures
of what I ordered versus what arrived. I have since
issued a charge back and have got my money back.
Speaker 1 (25:25):
Let's see here. It was what they ordered, all right.
So it looks like big hanging, beautiful flowers. It's very nice,
all right. And here's what they received. Oh my god,
oh a handful. Oh my god. I got got with
something like that.
Speaker 2 (25:41):
Once was they show like a it's like a lattice
with a bunch of vines on it and you can
see it stretch it out, and it was like, this
is a good way to block your neighbors.
Speaker 1 (25:52):
Or whatever, and I wanted to buy that. That's pretty cool.
It was like six, but it was cheap. Wasn't that much?
Speaker 5 (25:57):
And I was like, oh, I get like four of
those and when you op it, it is just the
worst looking fake plant you've ever seen, really sparse too,
just stapled onto it, and you're like, I can't believe
I bought this. It would be embarrassing to hang anywhere.
It doesn't do it unless they've changed it. Maybe they're better.
Speaker 3 (26:13):
Mine's like bamboo with the leaves.
Speaker 1 (26:17):
It's okay.
Speaker 3 (26:17):
I have it in my balcony to block some of
the view right there.
Speaker 2 (26:22):
But mine was like that, like that picture we just saw.
Where that would I mean, I can't believe they could.
How they even get away with that should be illegal.
All right, I've got to take a break. Our number
is eight sixty six yo. Rover will be right back. Hang,
(27:08):
Jake says August fifteenth, twenty twenty five. On the Friday Leftovers,
Rover puts on me weighted best.
Speaker 4 (27:16):
Oh, because I because I got mad at you, called
you a baby.
Speaker 1 (27:21):
Okay.
Speaker 2 (27:26):
A couple of people just send me text messages and
I had this. I actually did have this in my
notes of something to talk about because I'm not sure
exactly what it involves, just flying blind here. But when
we post the aftermath, I will see the description of
(27:50):
you know, they do like a brief three sentence description
of what's on.
Speaker 1 (27:54):
The aftermath, And so I saw that yesterday.
Speaker 2 (27:59):
I didn't I didn't watch or listen to the Aftermath
on r MG plus yesterday.
Speaker 1 (28:04):
But in the description there was something that was.
Speaker 2 (28:06):
Quite odd, and I said, I have to I have
to find out what that means exactly.
Speaker 1 (28:12):
And I don't remember anything strange japan astray mmmm hm
normal to me.
Speaker 2 (28:23):
Okay, So I'm not even going to read a couple
of text messages here, But what did you guys talk
about on the aftermath yesterday, Jeffrey, Everything that happened on
the ship, everything that happened, you know, like we always
talked about what what what goes up, what.
Speaker 1 (28:35):
Happened on the show, and whatnot.
Speaker 6 (28:37):
And someone called in and said mentioned something that when
you were getting ready to do your walk, I said
something to the effect that, and I was just just
kidding around and say it was gonna really do it?
But I said I, I said, I could probably put
down ten dollars that you would not complete your walk. Oh,
and this person, I don't know what this person says,
but it was I felt that it was not I was.
Speaker 1 (28:59):
Just kidding around.
Speaker 6 (29:01):
I didn't really we didn't do a virtual shake shake
shake on.
Speaker 1 (29:04):
On this and what else did you guys talk about. Well,
that was one big thing that Teffery.
Speaker 2 (29:10):
I guess he's trying to get out of this bet,
trying to wheeze a lot of a ten dollars bet.
Speaker 5 (29:13):
He said, he's joking, he said, he said, I don't
know where I'll put ten dollars down.
Speaker 1 (29:17):
Rover doesn't do it, Vanilla.
Speaker 5 (29:18):
Charlie texted in and said I'll take Jeffrey on that bet,
and he said okay.
Speaker 2 (29:22):
Then Treffor said okay. And now Jeffers says he's just
Joe refuse. Well, now that's not how you owe him
the ten dollars.
Speaker 1 (29:27):
That's it. Well, he can get it. He can get
it from me.
Speaker 2 (29:29):
Mee can company be on June fifth, twenty in the
year twenty four ninety one? Whoa, all right, he's been
sitting next to cheating Charlie in there too long. So
I pad my bets. No, no, no audience when you would pay?
That's he never specified. So it's his fault for not
specifying a pay by date.
Speaker 1 (29:46):
Right, So I'll I have two dates in mind I
could pay him.
Speaker 6 (29:50):
It's either June fifth in the year twenty four ninety
one or September third on year twenty one ninety nine,
And why those dates? Rover, you're smart, you said you're
the smart you have the highest IQ on this show.
Speaker 1 (30:04):
Well, what's September third, twenty one ninety nine?
Speaker 2 (30:06):
Well think of the well the the both years have
a unique reference.
Speaker 6 (30:11):
And let's see if you get discerned them. Because I
see who kinds about that. Let's play this clip instead.
He's not a trustworthy guy to me, Jeffrey. He says
he'll take that bet ten dollars bet. Okay, all right,
so the bet is what is your bet? Say it
I want to make I don't want to.
Speaker 2 (30:27):
Fully put Rover somehow comes up with an excuse not
to do this walk or it doesn't happen because we're
over coming up with some kind of excuse to get
out of it before July fourth, Before July fourth.
Speaker 1 (30:39):
Basically, that's it. I mean, you made the bet, So
you made the bet. You owe you have to pay
up on the bet. Jeffrey. Well, like I say, you can.
Speaker 2 (30:45):
Come and get the money from me on September third,
twenty one ninety nine or June fifth, the year twenty four.
Speaker 1 (30:50):
To ninety one.
Speaker 2 (30:51):
Okay, not even gonna ask him. Don't even care. But
that's not how I mean. I got nine dollars on me.
I mean on the hollway. I'm gonna pay him. I
got nine dollars, nine dollars in K I can tell
you how you're gonna pay him. You have cash app? Right,
why do you use cash tag? Okay? Can you get
Vanilla Charlie's cash tag? Charlie, No, I don't. You don't
contact Okay, you hate that guy?
Speaker 6 (31:14):
Well, I guess he's gonna have to wait like four
centuries to get his money.
Speaker 2 (31:17):
Then not if he likes the twenty one ninety nine,
we will will all be gone. The world will be
gone by dan.
Speaker 1 (31:24):
Oh. So you're saying you're not gonna pay No.
Speaker 2 (31:26):
I'm just saying, but, like I said, since you don't
want to contact him, it's no.
Speaker 1 (31:30):
No. This is your bet that you made. I don't
have I don't have his I don't have his cash app.
So how can I pay him? He's I'll wait for
him to give send me the cash tag Vanilla Charlie.
He did have another option, I think he said, set
of the ten dollars.
Speaker 5 (31:44):
I think Vanilla Charlie said, if Treffory will go with
him to some sort of local wrestling show.
Speaker 2 (31:49):
He can do that instead. That was another option. Yeah,
I don't think my Carl will make it. We don't
know where it is. Well, that's that's another problems. There's
another conundrum.
Speaker 1 (31:59):
What what forget about all that?
Speaker 2 (32:02):
What about what else was talked about on the aftermanthea yesterday?
Oh my my shower routine. Your shower routine, Okay, tell
me what is? Give me your shower routine. Basically, I
just I mean, like I.
Speaker 6 (32:13):
Just put I have this little thing I guess they
call it loofah okay, and put some shampoo on it,
and I washed my hair first, then I washed the
rest of my body and everything and the and that's
that's It's almost like a whole one and done time.
Speaker 1 (32:28):
Okay.
Speaker 2 (32:28):
So a loofa is that really more of a Probably
not a loofah, but.
Speaker 1 (32:35):
We confirmed it as a poof? Okay. So you put
the shampoo three and one it's it's it's it's three
products rolled into one. Okay. It's body wash, shampoo and
condition are rolled into one product.
Speaker 2 (32:45):
Okay, So you put it on the the poof and
then you do you do.
Speaker 6 (32:50):
Start with my hair, I see, and then I washed
my whole body and I just it's like a top
down basically. And then the last thing I wash is
my what you McCall it sphin?
Speaker 2 (33:02):
So what do you watch that with? There's the same
thing I like to see. He's the whole thing on
my whole body. The poof I used to move up
my whole body and.
Speaker 6 (33:09):
It gets really gets in there and makes my butt
cracked nice and shiny.
Speaker 2 (33:15):
How many Okay, now I do have additional questions. I'm
going to get to in just a minute. But how
many poofs do you guys have in the shower?
Speaker 1 (33:23):
We have two? Two? One yellow, one black? And who's
who's did it start? Is white?
Speaker 2 (33:32):
Who's talk coming to my only showers once every two
weeks and trying to shower every other day or close
to every day, so almost everyone, So at least I
shower more than you do.
Speaker 1 (33:42):
Which poof do you use? I use the black one? Okay?
Who uses the yellow one? My wife does? What is
homage ware use?
Speaker 2 (33:49):
I don't know which one he uses because I'm not
in the shower when he's taking a shower. You know,
he wants his privacy we'll leave it at that, so
I don't know which one he uses. Wouldn't he have
his own poof like that way? That way every then
you don't have to worry.
Speaker 1 (34:02):
About which one.
Speaker 2 (34:03):
He's here saying no, we only have two, so I know,
but they're like forty nine cents. Why not buy three?
I judge have to buy an additional one? Then exactly,
that's right. I can put that on my shopping list.
Thank you very much. Okay, I'm just like, so for
all this time, your son just uses whatever when he wants.
Speaker 1 (34:22):
Or sometimes he'll just use a washcloth. How do you
know that?
Speaker 2 (34:26):
I'll see it on the floor after he takes his
shower when I go to when he goes to clean
up after himself, so i'll see that.
Speaker 1 (34:31):
I'll see that he use that. Do you leave it
on the floor until? No, we put it. We put
it right in the wash. Why doesn't he do that? No,
I'm saying he does that. He puts it right in
the wash when he's done using it, So you see
it on the floor.
Speaker 6 (34:44):
Then when he opens the door, has the howers wrap
around him and everything like that, covering his privates and whatnot.
Speaker 1 (34:49):
Yeah, so yeah, he does clean up after himself. All right,
so you wash.
Speaker 2 (34:55):
I think this is what what is fascinating to me
is And look, I don't maybe people do this, I
don't know, but to use the poof to wash your hair.
Speaker 1 (35:05):
I've never heard of this before.
Speaker 2 (35:08):
Yeah, I mean just it's just like it's one done.
But last night I changed up my routine. I used
my hair, my bare hands to wash my hair.
Speaker 1 (35:15):
Why'd you do that?
Speaker 6 (35:16):
Oh, because you guys were racking on my fingernails yesterday.
Speaker 1 (35:19):
So if you look at them today.
Speaker 3 (35:21):
They look gorgeous, completely clipped.
Speaker 2 (35:25):
Way, if Charlie's going to take a picture of your
dirty nails, you should take one of your These are nice, right.
Speaker 1 (35:33):
He still only gives you flat not only three.
Speaker 2 (35:36):
Okay, just show those suckers off.
Speaker 1 (35:40):
It was one of the first things I noticed today.
Speaker 2 (35:43):
So you you wash with your fingers. You wash your
hair with your fingers, and that way it cleans out
the dirt.
Speaker 1 (35:49):
From it, got the majority of the dirt. But I
used what i'd us.
Speaker 6 (35:52):
There's a thing that in a Neil clipper that allows
me to scrape them, screep the dirt out. But then
I just said, two tears in a bucket.
Speaker 2 (35:58):
I've caught him, all right, But when you take a
shower tomorrow, since you aren't going to take one today,
when you take one tomorrow, you're going to use the
poof to wash your hair.
Speaker 6 (36:07):
No, I'll probably go back to the same routine what
I used last night. Why, oh, I have nothing.
Speaker 2 (36:13):
Try try keep my finger nose, you know, clean and
uh so that you guys don't meet making fun of
them anymore. Yeah, but but it seems to me like
you you use this poof to wash your hair. You've
been doing that for a long time, right, yeah, but
then you never heard of such. Does anyone else do that? No?
Speaker 1 (36:30):
No, absolutely not.
Speaker 2 (36:32):
Like you lather it up with your hands, right, I mean,
I haven't had hair in about forty years.
Speaker 5 (36:38):
No, I've never thought of using the thing I used
to wipe my butt to use my head.
Speaker 1 (36:42):
Get your shiny button, no shiny sphincter. And I mean,
and I said that my butt's the last thing I clean.
Speaker 4 (36:49):
Yeah, okay, but then the next thing, the first thing
you clean, it reached it.
Speaker 1 (36:52):
Out with the really hot water, though, when it clean
it down and reaches it out. Yeah, but also the
shared the shared loofs is something never.
Speaker 2 (37:00):
That is that is, uh, you know, just it's kind
of like the toothbrushes and yeah, it's just grab whatever
one is closest.
Speaker 1 (37:06):
How old is the lufa itself? Because does it smell?
Speaker 2 (37:11):
Yeah, like, how long have you when was the last
time you bought a new poof? It's in a while
approximately we're talking, I'd say maybe like almost eight months,
eight nine months ago. They last a long time when
you don't put them in the dryer. One time I went,
I don't think you're supposed to put them in the
that's right. Well I told my wife that one time. She, uh,
(37:31):
I don't know how. That's how this hapan? She don't
ask me, but happened? She Actually, I can say I
got into our dirty laundry. We you know, I put
him in the washing machine and put him in a
dryer and it ruined it.
Speaker 1 (37:41):
So what happened to it? It just dried out us,
you know, it didn't melt, just dried out. You couldn't
use it.
Speaker 2 (37:47):
M I never even thought about putting in the washing
machine after so long, throw it away.
Speaker 1 (37:54):
Throwing away.
Speaker 2 (37:54):
They do get kind of like nasty, like the mind
start to fall apart. They don't get mold they just
start to fall apart. How rough are you with that thing?
Speaker 1 (38:02):
I know?
Speaker 2 (38:02):
That's where my wife says, I'm not. She says, you're
using it wrong. I go, how can you use it?
It's a poof, like there's there's only one way to
use it right. She says, I'm too rough with it,
and that now she says that what I do that's
wrong is when I I have the poof and I
sort of I I open when I pour the soap
(38:24):
onto the poof, I open the poof up like it's
a clamshell a little bit, so that the soap goes
right to the center of where that that rope knot
is in the center, and then it lathers up from there.
She says, no, I'm doing it wrong. Just pour it
right on there, don't open it.
Speaker 1 (38:41):
I open it so it gets like.
Speaker 6 (38:44):
In a circle, and I just start, you know, clean
my body and everything, and boom.
Speaker 2 (38:48):
Because if I look at her poof versus my poof,
she changes them, you know, as she's in charge of
the poofs. But hers is like all compact and like
it still looks like and it was taken out of
the package. Mine has like like one floppy part like
hanging out of it kind of, you know.
Speaker 1 (39:08):
It gets misshaped a little bit.
Speaker 2 (39:09):
Yeah, oh it's yeah, mine's like double the size of
hers because it's so rady.
Speaker 3 (39:13):
If you're scrubbing that hard way, don't you get one
of those kind of exfoliator. I know, you put your
hand inside it and it has a rough outside. You
could still put soap on it and then wipe your
body down with that if you're looking for a really
good hard scrub.
Speaker 1 (39:28):
Uh.
Speaker 2 (39:29):
I don't think I'm scrubbing that hard. I don't think,
but just yeah, no, I'm with you on that. There's
somebody that says, Laurie says us, a poofs are no
good and hold germs.
Speaker 1 (39:47):
You need this item. Okay, let me see what is this?
Speaker 2 (39:54):
Okay, So this is like a It looks like a
flat silicone mat with spikes kind of different sizes, one
for your face, one for your body, and then you
put it on there. Now, that can't lather up as
much as a poof right, Oh, I'm sure it.
Speaker 3 (40:09):
Does, because I use one of those to clean my
makeup brushes at the silicone pad with a texture, different
textures on there for them, and it lathers up very well,
just to clean my brushes. So I'm sure on your
body if you put soap there and it probablys foliate,
get rid of dead skin cells.
Speaker 1 (40:25):
This was a poof, poof, poof, perfected.
Speaker 2 (40:28):
Fine, I might have to try this because look, you
can just somehow this is sticking. When you're done with that,
they're sticking it right to the wall. It looked like
you had like a holder. No, the little one, the
bet one. It just stuck right on the wall.
Speaker 1 (40:42):
Somehow. Watch this you ready hang on a bowie? What
is b o? I e all right there? Right there?
It did, yeah, right to the glass, right there to
the tile too.
Speaker 2 (40:53):
I get a hook for my poof How much is
this fifteen percent off? But no, one, they're offering fifteen
percent off a piece of silicon. You're like, that's probably yeah,
let's see shop shop. Do I need a body scrubber? Yeah,
that's what I need. A body scrubber or a flat body?
Speaker 1 (41:13):
Oh yeah, that's a good deal. What's the difference between
a body?
Speaker 2 (41:16):
Oh, it's got a little thing on the back and
here's the flat one. I think I like that flat one. Okay,
I'm gonna all right LORI, I'm going to order one
of these. I'm a bar soap girl.
Speaker 3 (41:29):
I don't use the gel any of those squirt shower gels.
I've always been a dial bar girl, use the gold
bar back in the day.
Speaker 1 (41:38):
Now I'm on the white bar. But I don't mind
bar soap.
Speaker 2 (41:42):
When I go to a hotel, I'll sometimes they have
the body wash in there, but then they don't have
like they don't have a poof. They have a little
washcloth that kind of works, I guess, But sometimes I'll
use the bar soap that they leaves like hand soap around.
Speaker 1 (41:58):
That's all right, I guess, But what it seems like
you're not scrubbing.
Speaker 2 (42:01):
The soap isn't gonna It's just not gonna get off
as much as the scrubby.
Speaker 3 (42:05):
I don't think, oh but that I have an exfoliator
in my shower as well, and it's foliating brush that
I'll do that first and get all the gross anything
that's on your top layer off and then use the
bar soap. I don't use the shower gels at hotels
anymore because they have that communal post like it's just
put on the shower.
Speaker 2 (42:24):
Well.
Speaker 3 (42:25):
I know there's a dude like, yeah, I'm just putting
something in there. I know. I'm worried I'm gonna get burn.
I don't know they're putting something spitting in it. I'm
not sure, So I just bring my own stuff every time.
Speaker 1 (42:36):
It is.
Speaker 2 (42:36):
Yeah, hotels have decided that instead of giving little bottles
of soap like they used to that now they just
have they stick one on the shower and they just
refill it as needed and it saves them money. They claim, Oh,
it's for the environment, less waste. No, that's it saves
them money. That's why they're doing. Same reason why they're like, oh,
help the earth, don't.
Speaker 1 (42:58):
Don't.
Speaker 2 (42:58):
Don't wash your towels every day at the hotel. It's
not because you're helping the earth. They could give two
squats about the earth. It's way cheap. It's less work
for them to do. Tujip what you ordered those flowers?
We had a guy who sent in. He says, I
ordered these flowers, these hanging flowers, fake flowers off the internet.
(43:19):
And he showed what the ad looked like. The ad
looked beautiful, huge flowers blossoming lovely. And then he showed
the photo of what he here's the photo of what
he purchased. If you're watching RMGTV, and I would say,
this guy's holding up hanging flowers and they are the
size of I mean, they're bigger than his They're about
(43:43):
half the size of his body from his head to
his waist, and a big in a circle and a
globe shape.
Speaker 1 (43:49):
I mean they're huge. It's three feet around.
Speaker 2 (43:52):
And he bought what he thought he was buying was that,
and instead what he actually got was this.
Speaker 4 (44:01):
But there's a whole box of them, so you have
to probably put it together and make it. See what
I'm saying, well, to see the box below him it's full.
Because yeah, so I did contact the company because mine
never showed up. We got lost in translation, lost in translation.
Speaker 1 (44:22):
Or transition transportation. It got lost, and then they send
another one out.
Speaker 4 (44:28):
So it finally arrives, and then I went out of
town and before it when it arrived, there were a
couple of days I could put it out, but then
it was raining, so I'm like, screw it. I'll do
it after I come back. So it's sitting in a
bag in my garage. I'll bring it in tomorrow and
we'll open it together. I'll bring that in. See what
(44:48):
they look like.
Speaker 1 (44:49):
Suji, what do you have for.
Speaker 4 (44:51):
The I have a story about somebody that just passed away.
I'm surprised Jeffrey hasn't come in with this breaking news,
but I will tell you who just passed away, and
we'll have it for you next all
Speaker 1 (45:05):
Right, we'll be right back on Roverish Morning, Glory, hang on,
This is Rover's Morning Glory. Rover, there are laws against us. Charlie,
I'm smarter than you for sure. And Jeffrey please screaming
on Roverradio dot Com.
Speaker 2 (00:24):
Rovers Morning Glory starts now. Good morning, what's happening? It
(00:58):
is Thursday, July ninth, twenty twenty six.
Speaker 1 (01:02):
Good morning, gets Rover's Born of Glory. I'm Rover, Dougie
is here, Good morning, sir.
Speaker 2 (01:07):
Charlie is here. Hi, Snitzer is here. Hey man Crystal
is here. Hello, and mister Jeffrey Allen L. Rock is
in the firebox. Laurette for the record, and just thinking
of Lord that I'm alive and doing fine. Okay, you're
with us as well. Eight six six Yo Rover is
(01:29):
the number eight six six nine six seven six eighty
three seven. That's how you reach the show. Give us
a call at that number. You can text us at
that number that comes into the studio in real time.
He texts the word menu to that number. That gives
you options to set your name, profile, picture, location, even
make a video call into the show. You can do
all that by texting the word menu to eight sixty
(01:50):
six yo.
Speaker 3 (01:51):
Rover.
Speaker 1 (01:52):
We'll get to your email here in just a moment,
I believe that you.
Speaker 2 (02:03):
Sleep in that shirt last night, Jeffrey.
Speaker 1 (02:06):
No, I slept topless. You slept topless. Oh that's hot. Yeah, yikes.
So then you put on that shirt this morning when
you get yeah, took a shower last night. Isn't that
the same shirt you had on yesterday? No, it's that
it's a different one. Is a different one? Yeah? Same collar?
I see.
Speaker 2 (02:24):
Okay, you probably have a bunch of shirts from that
what is that from the fence company or something.
Speaker 1 (02:29):
It's a bunch of shirts. Put on some clean clothes,
smelling good in there. Yeah, I took a likes that
took a shower last night.
Speaker 2 (02:35):
All right, let's see here. I'm gonna get to your email.
We pull that up over here real quick. Let's see here, ray, right,
so we're over. I know this is long, so it
probably won't get on the air, but it needs to
(02:57):
be said in a world of emails from dicks every day.
We're over a great job on the Ultra Marathon, however
you did it. Never been to England and probably never will.
I enjoyed watching all the sites. It was better than
using Google's street me to walk around cities. Because we
had your commentary. I hope you do it in more
foreign cities. Maybe they could be my shtick. Maybe they
(03:19):
could be the marathon man and just you know, travel
the world and and just just walk a marathon.
Speaker 1 (03:26):
What's next Somalia? Yep, why not?
Speaker 4 (03:30):
Well, the title of this is a positive email for
once he felt bad that everywhere.
Speaker 2 (03:40):
He continues, you're doing a great job as a single mom,
and even though you're wasting all this money on dance,
you're creating life memories and friendships for your daughter that
without you and dance, she would have never had.
Speaker 1 (03:53):
Keep it up on your life hustle.
Speaker 2 (03:56):
Thank you and Charlie, it's great how you try new
things NASCAR, mountain biking, canoeing, even soccer. Thank you, stay unmarried,
he says, all right, Crystal, congratulations on having a loving
(04:18):
and caring relationship with a man that doesn't play mental
mind games with you. I hope it blossoms into something
bigger one day and the two of you never have
future financial issues. Snitzer, while you're perfect, so there's nothing
to add. Come on and JLR, great job increasing your
daily show word come from ten words to fifteen. Wait
(04:40):
to participate and That's all I gotta say about that.
Speaker 1 (04:43):
Yikes. Everyone keep doing what you're doing.
Speaker 2 (04:45):
Ignore haters because they love to hate because their life sucks.
I've been listening since day one and will continue to
listen until you're all gone. Well, thank you, Ray, that's
quite kind, and we will all be gone one day.
Remember we worked for iHeartMedia, so it's only a matter
of time.
Speaker 1 (05:03):
Tick tick tick, Matt writes, good.
Speaker 2 (05:10):
Morning, huge fan of RMG Doogie, However, not so much.
Somehow this week she's managed to ratchet up annoying to
a whole new level. Please consider a muzzle or a
ballgag long no, no, right from keeps going. Oh okay, Well,
(05:31):
Josh writes, I don't know, but how, but Dougie has
gotten way more annoying in the past couple of months.
Am I the only one that's noticed? Three quarters of
the stuff she says is just actual nonsense. The rest
of the time she does stuff like, for example, a
couple of days ago, she started pushing on her teeth.
She'll do damn near anything to get everyone's attention and
(05:54):
get the spotlight on her. She's not doing something like
intentionally ironing shirts just to make herself the topic after
the break, she's.
Speaker 1 (06:03):
Saying something that makes no sense just to.
Speaker 2 (06:05):
Be seen and heard. Dougie, you don't have to talk
all the time. I promise you no one would be
upset if you talked as much as Jeffrey every day.
I have no idea how you guys can even tolerate
this bitch every day.
Speaker 1 (06:19):
Thank you. And here's yo, Rover.
Speaker 2 (06:25):
After my comments about Crystal yesterday, Dougie complained about other
people complaining.
Speaker 4 (06:32):
This was the guy that started all of this. He
was complaining about Crystal and her relationship. Isn't this that guy?
And I'm like, why are people so mean? Why can't
be nice?
Speaker 2 (06:43):
So now he's annoyed, then said, Dougie, you complained more
than anyone.
Speaker 1 (06:49):
That's all I was saying in my head listening to her.
Speaker 2 (06:51):
Crystal, you earned more of my respect by the way
you responded to my comment. However, I don't understand why
your boyfriend doesn't want to work together with you to
build a better life. Him acting like he needs to
build his own life first is weird. Love the show, Charlie,
You're great, but stop busting Rover's balls. You know he
(07:12):
killed it, Hey killed it, killed it? Killed it, killed
himself almost the end, Sarah writes, Hello, I'm a few
days behind. I'm getting all caught up. So this email
actually refers to a comment that Rover made on Monday
morning when talking about the marathon walk. Rover made the
(07:33):
comment that he had tried to carry a backpack and
I quote it weighed like twelve pounds. It was heavy
as hell. Do you remember about six months ago when
Dougie had purchased a weighted vest. I only remember the
time frame because I had also just purchased one. Rover
went on and on for about fifteen minutes about how
stupid they are and that they do nothing to help
(07:53):
you get in shape.
Speaker 1 (07:54):
I believe he used the word fad.
Speaker 2 (07:56):
Perhaps if you had also bought a weighted vest at
that time and started training with it, you kinld have
carried your own bag pack. I just had to point
out the iron, Renny. Yeah, I do remember that. Yeah,
you did say that complete waste of time and the
weaight to test. And I think Dual bought a weighted
vest for you to put on, yep, and then you
refuse to wear it.
Speaker 1 (08:14):
How much was the weight to invest that you bought? Ten? Probably?
Speaker 4 (08:18):
I don't remember, because they had standard sizes. There was
one smaller one and then one larger one. I returned
it because Rover wasn't going to wear it. I don't
know if it was forty pounds or.
Speaker 5 (08:27):
Twenty pounted to wear clothes, so I think it's between
five and ten.
Speaker 1 (08:31):
Maybe it was ten.
Speaker 2 (08:31):
Then you could just look at your Amazon history. I
went to Walmart, you actually went to Then I returned.
Speaker 4 (08:37):
It, but you did pooh poo it and you're like,
that does nothing, that's a waste. You wuldn't even try
it because it was so beneath you.
Speaker 2 (08:46):
No, no, yeah, I put it on. I remember, didn't
I wear it for a while on the No? Yes, no, no, no, no.
Speaker 1 (08:52):
You had you'd like three remember I'm telling you you did.
Speaker 2 (08:59):
Maybe for five seconds that we're gonna see if you
could do it the whole show, and you were like, no,
I remember putting that vest on. I don't know how
you guys can say I never put the weighted vest on.
Speaker 1 (09:09):
He didn't. No, I'm that was actually uncomfortable. If I remember,
he's pointing that I have a goop. Yeah, I got it.
Speaker 2 (09:18):
Yes.
Speaker 1 (09:20):
Hanging out with JLR before the show, it's uh, toothpaste.
I think.
Speaker 2 (09:29):
I have an electric toothbrush, and that sucker just gets
toothpaste all over the place. It just starts foaming up
so much because it's like, where is my apology for
what the weighted vest? Yeah, I was right and you
were wrong.
Speaker 1 (09:46):
Well, I don't know.
Speaker 2 (09:47):
Maybe they do something, but the backpack is definitely the
backpack is harder because it's sitting further away from you,
causing you to you know, it's bigger, right, Yes, obviously
the weighted vest is thing you put it.
Speaker 1 (10:00):
It's more.
Speaker 4 (10:00):
Really, you wouldn't even do it. You want to try
a weighted best.
Speaker 1 (10:05):
I put it on. I don't know what you're talking about.
Speaker 4 (10:07):
One of us remembers that, but now when.
Speaker 1 (10:09):
I remember what it feels like putting.
Speaker 2 (10:10):
It on, okay, okay, No, it got weird and like
uncomfortable and dud.
Speaker 1 (10:16):
She's like, did I do something wrong?
Speaker 2 (10:17):
Because she bought the vest, said put the vest on,
and you got really mad.
Speaker 1 (10:23):
I had the best.
Speaker 2 (10:24):
You got really really mad. Maybe after like you got
really mad, maybe put it on for a minute or two.
Speaker 1 (10:29):
That's what happened.
Speaker 2 (10:31):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (10:31):
I think it also would have been a highlight clip
because it would have been so rare for you.
Speaker 1 (10:36):
Yeah, I type vested and it didn't come up the.
Speaker 4 (10:38):
Weight anything with weights on your body, it would have
been a snitzer would have.
Speaker 1 (10:43):
Cut that up. Let's see here say.
Speaker 2 (10:51):
Uh ranch dorito Brenneman rights, did me too, ever, listen
to the podcast that the listeners detailing what they believed
was the elaborate hoax that the hooker was trying to
pull off by allowing you to stay at her place
rent free. Congratulations on completing your altar of marathon.
Speaker 1 (11:10):
I was a doubter.
Speaker 2 (11:11):
Thank you for giving couch potatoes everywhere hoped that we
could do it if we wanted to.
Speaker 1 (11:17):
Anybody could do it. There's I'm telling you, anyone who
could do that.
Speaker 2 (11:20):
There's no doubt in my mind. B two did listen
to that. I forwarded that to B two. There was
somebody who sent a podcast and they said, you have
to listen to this podcast.
Speaker 1 (11:32):
Is what the hooker is doing.
Speaker 2 (11:35):
And she listened to it and she said, I don't
know what this person's talking about, Like, what was it?
She told me the scenario it was. I believe it was.
I forget maybe they were Russian. Maybe, Yeah, it was
a Russian hooker and her boyfriend, and the Russian hooker
was sleeping with a married guy. And then the Russian
(11:57):
hooker and the boyfriend tried to blame mailed the guy,
and they said that they had video of him having
sex with the Russian hooker and they were going to
out him to his wife and whoever else. And then
the guy reported it to the FBI. He went home
and told his wife, Hey, I was sleeping with the
Russian hooker. Now he's now she's trying to blackmail me.
(12:19):
So then they went to the FBI, and the FBI
listened in while the Russian hooker and her boyfriend admitted
what they were doing, blackmailing them. They arrested them, and
then the wife waited until the prosecution was done and
then divorced the husband. I don't know exactly how that
how that equates the beats who and me. See, I
(12:41):
would have to be having sex with the Russian hooker
in order for that to be in order for that
to be a plausible scenario, right, I mean I could start,
I could start having sex with the with the hooker.
Speaker 1 (12:52):
She's not Russian, by the way.
Speaker 4 (12:53):
Is she attractive like you would bang her?
Speaker 2 (12:57):
Uh yeah, well, I mean, look at I'm bank just
about anybody. Yes, but she's she's attractive, but I wouldn't say, uh,
not like a ten or anything. In fact, when we met,
when we first met the hooker, I was like, man,
that is crazy, Like this chick's you know, she's good looking,
but she's not like she's not a supermodel or something like.
(13:22):
That's what I anticipated or thought all these international hookers
would look like, right, like I've seen documentaries.
Speaker 1 (13:32):
You see that? What what are you? What are you
laughing at?
Speaker 4 (13:35):
You were laughing weird, but your tens are weird.
Speaker 1 (13:39):
So I'm tens are tens?
Speaker 4 (13:41):
Yeah, but we've seen tens and you're like a right nah?
Speaker 1 (13:45):
So you guys overestimated.
Speaker 4 (13:46):
Did we ever see a picture what the hooker looks
like off air?
Speaker 2 (13:49):
Like, let's think I showed somebody. I think I didn't
I show Charlie the hooker. I think I showed him. Possibly,
I can't remember. I don't remember. Igor writes, you guys
were talking about jeff Jeffrey being AI generated on the toilet,
So I sent that picture of my girlfriend on the toilet.
Speaker 1 (14:09):
Oh yes, he sent this yesterday. We put it up here.
Speaker 2 (14:11):
It is, and then somebody goes, oh, she's very tall.
Is this AI generated or he says yes, he continues
with the story. Yes, I did print it out and
make it as a picture for the bathroom. I think
it's hot. For some reason, I busted in as a joke.
That's why she was hiding her face. So he busted in,
took a picture of his girlfriend sitting on the toilet
(14:34):
and then printed it out and made a picture of it.
Speaker 1 (14:38):
I wonder it's his ex girlfriend. I can't imagine why
she broke up with him anyway. She is five to seven.
Speaker 2 (14:44):
She's not a giant, but her apartment was in the attic,
so the ceilings were short in certain areas like the bathroom.
Speaker 1 (14:52):
It's not AI hmm, weird. She's only five seven, But
if she.
Speaker 2 (14:59):
If she were to stand up, wouldn't she would she
her head on the ceiling?
Speaker 1 (15:03):
Yes, I do see.
Speaker 2 (15:05):
If you look in the back corner of the ceiling,
it does look like it's it slopes up, like it's
at an angle, like it isn't an attic or something.
Speaker 1 (15:14):
Do you think this dude has a toilet fetish?
Speaker 3 (15:16):
Yes, I would say not to be a pervert, but
so she's using the toy. I thought maybe she was
just posing kind of cool, sitting on the lid of
the toilet. She's actually using the toilet, But there's no
panties at her ankles or I don't see any panties removed.
Speaker 1 (15:33):
So is she not wearing panties in this skirt? Well,
what's in?
Speaker 2 (15:39):
Can you zoom in right on the toilet snits and
see is there? Can you see the seat down there?
Speaker 1 (15:45):
Or is she? Yeah? I think she. I think she
is using the toilet. Yeah, the toilet you look small,
you know what I'm saying.
Speaker 3 (15:55):
Like she's not sitting on it right or I don't
know because she's sitting forward.
Speaker 1 (15:59):
Yeah, h yeah, I don't know.
Speaker 2 (16:05):
I think this dude has a toilet fetish for sure.
Crystal had that guy who had a fetish, the pea guy.
You want to picture videos of Crystal peeing and stuff.
Was that on a toilet or did he want you
either do you like pee on the floor or something? Oh?
I think I could have done it anywhere anywhere. He
didn't care, so it wasn't so much like a toilet fetish.
(16:26):
It's just a pea fetish. Did he ever say, can
you drop a deuce for me? Did he ever offer that?
Speaker 1 (16:33):
I think so? Yeah? And did you do that?
Speaker 4 (16:35):
No?
Speaker 1 (16:36):
Oh? Are you sure you know I did it?
Speaker 2 (16:39):
But he did ask? That would have been it probably
could have been some big bucks. Oh, I'm sure, Yes,
what what made you draw the line? And I'll send
a pea video? But I'm not going to send a
poop video.
Speaker 3 (16:54):
I don't know, honestly, I guess maybe i'd be poop shy.
I'm not sure I'm poop shy in the bathroom with
ladies around you wait until the lady leaves.
Speaker 1 (17:02):
They wash her hands.
Speaker 3 (17:03):
You're like, get out of the bathroom so I can
drop this real quick and leave. So don't I don't
know if I could do it on video? What if
a guy? And how would I'd have to really rig
something up to get that on video?
Speaker 1 (17:13):
Yeah? I don't know.
Speaker 2 (17:14):
I mean, I'm sure there are a whole fetish groups
or websites if.
Speaker 1 (17:20):
People do it. Sure there's tips and hacks.
Speaker 3 (17:22):
Yeah, this is the kind of camera you want for
inside the ball or when you're.
Speaker 1 (17:26):
Getting into scat play. Here's your starter kit that you need.
Speaker 3 (17:29):
Some plastic for the floor, a chair with a hole
in it.
Speaker 1 (17:31):
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (17:32):
What if that guy had said to you. I'm sure
I probably have asked you this question. But what if
that What if that guy said, listen, I'll.
Speaker 1 (17:39):
Pay you.
Speaker 2 (17:41):
Five thousand dollars if you come to a hotel and
you take it dump right on my chest.
Speaker 1 (17:48):
I mean, oh, I don't know.
Speaker 3 (17:51):
That's that's that's.
Speaker 1 (17:54):
A good amount of money. That's in my time of desperation.
You can pay a couple of credit cards. Let's go.
Speaker 3 (18:04):
So I would consider it. I would consider it. What
if the guy what if he reversed it?
Speaker 2 (18:09):
And what if you got there and you go, oh,
I can't I'm poop shine, and he goes, okay, well
let me poop on you for five thousand dollars up.
Speaker 1 (18:15):
The ante for that. I can't be pooped on. You'd
really have to ten grand? Would that get it done?
Speaker 3 (18:22):
If it was my boyfriend, I'd let you. I mean,
for a boyfriend, and you're in love and for free,
interested and in it. I would try it with my
boyfriend for free. For somebody else, they'd have to pay
a lot of money. I'd be worried about diseases and things.
I couldn't have somebody's equal matter on me.
Speaker 1 (18:40):
I don't know.
Speaker 3 (18:41):
I do sit next to Jeffrey every day, but I
don't think I wanted directly on me.
Speaker 2 (18:46):
Would your boyfriend if you said, hey, I got a
guy that will pay me ten grand to.
Speaker 1 (18:53):
Poop on me, you think he'd say, Okay, No, I
don't no, no, no, Let's see where was I. Jerry
writes Charlie.
Speaker 2 (19:06):
I love Bjay's warehouse over Costco. You can get the
group on fifteen dollars a year membership deal to try
it out. The scan and Go is great, fifteen dollars
a year, That's what he said. If you get a
group on fifteen dollars, the Scanna Go is great. There's
hardly anyone in there. The coupons that you can clip
and the scan of Go is awesome. A lot of
(19:29):
times you can get double coupon clips and save five
dollars off one item. It is awesome, he says. John writes,
good morning, Rover. I watched the show yesterday for the
first time this year. Unbelievable what I saw. Dougie is
totally rocking the Geene Simmons hairstyle from the band Kiss.
(19:50):
This would be the perfect Halloween costume for her with
makeup over her face. I think it looks awesome. I
love her style. Oh yeah, look at this. This is
what's going on. You can't really tell what her you
can't really tell what her headphones on. But she's got
like a big fountain coming up out of the top
of her head.
Speaker 1 (20:12):
I do look that frizzy. Yeah, that's not bad. I
was never into this band. They were before my time.
Speaker 2 (20:24):
But the biggest man, I had a guy that just
I worked with a guy at the State of Nevada.
Speaker 1 (20:32):
This dude love kiss.
Speaker 4 (20:35):
Yeah, I feel like you're all in if you love them,
you love them, you know.
Speaker 1 (20:40):
I was not into them.
Speaker 2 (20:42):
That's and he loved talking about kiss and he had
a very This guy had a very particular way of speaking.
Speaker 1 (20:50):
It was.
Speaker 2 (20:52):
And then I went to his house one time and
he had like all this, I mean just he loved kiss,
all this kiss stuff in there.
Speaker 1 (21:01):
I took my, uh my tennis shoes.
Speaker 2 (21:03):
We nailed like wood blocks to the bottom of them
and walked around.
Speaker 4 (21:07):
Really so, yeah we kiss your com mad you're because you.
Speaker 1 (21:14):
Oh yeah, room my shoes. Yeah that's actually really sweet.
Speaker 2 (21:20):
So fun mailman se right, Celhy longtime listener all the
way back since Jinx of the Hot air ballow. It
was a long time ago, first time emailing. I am
so disappointed in Laroque. What do you think about that, Jeffery.
(21:41):
It doesn't matter what you think. All this time, Rover
has been calling you lo Roc. Why not just embrace
it and start using the Rocks tagline and say, can
you smell what Larroc is cooking?
Speaker 1 (21:55):
What do you say? I prefer laro Thank you very much.
Speaker 6 (21:59):
That's just I've been pronouncing my name for the longest time,
so I mean, but remember not the way your dad
would pronounce this.
Speaker 1 (22:07):
His love. That was only one time I recalled Oh,
I tried, dude.
Speaker 2 (22:12):
How could you Every time he would answer the business call,
how would he say his name?
Speaker 1 (22:17):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (22:17):
Or just you would just say this is Cliff, you know,
especially because a lot of a lot of the customers
came back on this total total Okay, okay, if you
let me finish, thanks very much.
Speaker 1 (22:29):
AnyWho.
Speaker 6 (22:32):
But my dad had a lot of repeat customers, so
he would just use his first name a majority of
the time because there's people that he would get that
would get out that word that my dad was.
Speaker 2 (22:40):
This was really good my dad, and my dad was
really good at what he did. I mean did it
for thirty five years. He had a lot of repeat customers,
and then you became a repeat customer. It became a
son on the twenties on Tuesday, the twentieth of October
nineteen seventy.
Speaker 1 (22:53):
No, no, a repeat customer of all those hookers. Oh nice,
try dude, he says.
Speaker 2 (23:00):
Mailman s says thank you to all the cast and
crew for a wonderful show. It wouldn't be the same
driving around delivering mail without the show.
Speaker 1 (23:09):
Well, thank you, mailman. See thank you for your service.
Speaker 2 (23:17):
Nicole writes Rover, watching the show on RMG plus and again,
jail R made a statement for about the million time,
but it's just so annoying. Once again he brought up
a statement that you made one time years ago, Robert.
Speaker 1 (23:30):
You said a little bit of me goes a long way.
Speaker 2 (23:34):
Why is it that he remembers this and uses it
as an excuse. However, he doesn't remember that for the
last several months he made comments about him not participating
and that he should participate more and not fall asleep.
Speaker 1 (23:47):
He doesn't remember any of that.
Speaker 6 (23:48):
I try to, but remember him trying to break in
atle Habit of talking over people or knowing when to
pipe in and what kind of and that kind of thing.
So that's that's what people have complained about too. They
complain about me one, you know, not talking much, but
then they all at the same time they complain about
me just butting in on people. And I'm trying to
find the pauses to chime in and try to familiarize
(24:11):
myself whatever whatever the hell you guys are talking about,
especially if it's something I ever saw before, Like you know,
we got to talk about different TV shows and stuff,
so and it's something I don't know about, so.
Speaker 2 (24:20):
It's kind of hard for me to have a conversation
in that regard. So I'm in like a very I'm
in a very bad conundrum here. I think he's just
pulling words out of his ass. I don't even know
what he just said.
Speaker 6 (24:34):
You know, you never heard of the word conundrum means
confusion or catch twenty two.
Speaker 1 (24:40):
I thought it was conundrum. No, it's no, no, no, it's conundrum.
That's how you say it.
Speaker 2 (24:44):
I've heard I've heard Comedian Christian show use this word.
Speaker 1 (24:48):
Okay, so all you okay.
Speaker 2 (24:54):
Uh, Corey writes on Wednesday show, you were talking about
AI generated commercials and how the products are most most
likely junk. That made me remember do you mentioned that
she bought fake flowers from an ad that she saw
and was waiting to see if they showed up. I
might have ordered the same thing, and the product did
in fact arrive after about five weeks from a store
(25:14):
called trendy Lish Total scam. Please see the attached pictures
of what I ordered versus what arrived. I have since
issued a charge back and have got my money back.
Speaker 1 (25:25):
Let's see here. It was what they ordered, all right.
So it looks like big hanging, beautiful flowers. It's very nice,
all right. And here's what they received. Oh my god,
oh a handful. Oh my god. I got got with
something like that.
Speaker 2 (25:41):
Once was they show like a it's like a lattice
with a bunch of vines on it and you can
see it stretch it out, and it was like, this
is a good way to block your neighbors.
Speaker 1 (25:52):
Or whatever, and I wanted to buy that. That's pretty cool.
It was like six, but it was cheap. Wasn't that much?
Speaker 5 (25:57):
And I was like, oh, I get like four of
those and when you op it, it is just the
worst looking fake plant you've ever seen, really sparse too,
just stapled onto it, and you're like, I can't believe
I bought this. It would be embarrassing to hang anywhere.
It doesn't do it unless they've changed it. Maybe they're better.
Speaker 3 (26:13):
Mine's like bamboo with the leaves.
Speaker 1 (26:17):
It's okay.
Speaker 3 (26:17):
I have it in my balcony to block some of
the view right there.
Speaker 2 (26:22):
But mine was like that, like that picture we just saw.
Where that would I mean, I can't believe they could.
How they even get away with that should be illegal.
All right, I've got to take a break. Our number
is eight sixty six yo. Rover will be right back. Hang,
(27:08):
Jake says August fifteenth, twenty twenty five. On the Friday Leftovers,
Rover puts on me weighted best.
Speaker 4 (27:16):
Oh, because I because I got mad at you, called
you a baby.
Speaker 1 (27:21):
Okay.
Speaker 2 (27:26):
A couple of people just send me text messages and
I had this. I actually did have this in my
notes of something to talk about because I'm not sure
exactly what it involves, just flying blind here. But when
we post the aftermath, I will see the description of
(27:50):
you know, they do like a brief three sentence description
of what's on.
Speaker 1 (27:54):
The aftermath, And so I saw that yesterday.
Speaker 2 (27:59):
I didn't I didn't watch or listen to the Aftermath
on r MG plus yesterday.
Speaker 1 (28:04):
But in the description there was something that was.
Speaker 2 (28:06):
Quite odd, and I said, I have to I have
to find out what that means exactly.
Speaker 1 (28:12):
And I don't remember anything strange japan astray mmmm hm
normal to me.
Speaker 2 (28:23):
Okay, So I'm not even going to read a couple
of text messages here, But what did you guys talk
about on the aftermath yesterday, Jeffrey, Everything that happened on
the ship, everything that happened, you know, like we always
talked about what what what goes up, what.
Speaker 1 (28:35):
Happened on the show, and whatnot.
Speaker 6 (28:37):
And someone called in and said mentioned something that when
you were getting ready to do your walk, I said
something to the effect that, and I was just just
kidding around and say it was gonna really do it?
But I said I, I said, I could probably put
down ten dollars that you would not complete your walk. Oh,
and this person, I don't know what this person says,
but it was I felt that it was not I was.
Speaker 1 (28:59):
Just kidding around.
Speaker 6 (29:01):
I didn't really we didn't do a virtual shake shake
shake on.
Speaker 1 (29:04):
On this and what else did you guys talk about. Well,
that was one big thing that Teffery.
Speaker 2 (29:10):
I guess he's trying to get out of this bet,
trying to wheeze a lot of a ten dollars bet.
Speaker 5 (29:13):
He said, he's joking, he said, he said, I don't
know where I'll put ten dollars down.
Speaker 1 (29:17):
Rover doesn't do it, Vanilla.
Speaker 5 (29:18):
Charlie texted in and said I'll take Jeffrey on that bet,
and he said okay.
Speaker 2 (29:22):
Then Treffor said okay. And now Jeffers says he's just
Joe refuse. Well, now that's not how you owe him
the ten dollars.
Speaker 1 (29:27):
That's it. Well, he can get it. He can get
it from me.
Speaker 2 (29:29):
Mee can company be on June fifth, twenty in the
year twenty four ninety one? Whoa, all right, he's been
sitting next to cheating Charlie in there too long. So
I pad my bets. No, no, no audience when you would pay?
That's he never specified. So it's his fault for not
specifying a pay by date.
Speaker 1 (29:46):
Right, So I'll I have two dates in mind I
could pay him.
Speaker 6 (29:50):
It's either June fifth in the year twenty four ninety
one or September third on year twenty one ninety nine,
And why those dates? Rover, you're smart, you said you're
the smart you have the highest IQ on this show.
Speaker 1 (30:04):
Well, what's September third, twenty one ninety nine?
Speaker 2 (30:06):
Well think of the well the the both years have
a unique reference.
Speaker 6 (30:11):
And let's see if you get discerned them. Because I
see who kinds about that. Let's play this clip instead.
He's not a trustworthy guy to me, Jeffrey. He says
he'll take that bet ten dollars bet. Okay, all right,
so the bet is what is your bet? Say it
I want to make I don't want to.
Speaker 2 (30:27):
Fully put Rover somehow comes up with an excuse not
to do this walk or it doesn't happen because we're
over coming up with some kind of excuse to get
out of it before July fourth, Before July fourth.
Speaker 1 (30:39):
Basically, that's it. I mean, you made the bet, So
you made the bet. You owe you have to pay
up on the bet. Jeffrey. Well, like I say, you can.
Speaker 2 (30:45):
Come and get the money from me on September third,
twenty one ninety nine or June fifth, the year twenty four.
Speaker 1 (30:50):
To ninety one.
Speaker 2 (30:51):
Okay, not even gonna ask him. Don't even care. But
that's not how I mean. I got nine dollars on me.
I mean on the hollway. I'm gonna pay him. I
got nine dollars, nine dollars in K I can tell
you how you're gonna pay him. You have cash app? Right,
why do you use cash tag? Okay? Can you get
Vanilla Charlie's cash tag? Charlie, No, I don't. You don't
contact Okay, you hate that guy?
Speaker 6 (31:14):
Well, I guess he's gonna have to wait like four
centuries to get his money.
Speaker 2 (31:17):
Then not if he likes the twenty one ninety nine,
we will will all be gone. The world will be
gone by dan.
Speaker 1 (31:24):
Oh. So you're saying you're not gonna pay No.
Speaker 2 (31:26):
I'm just saying, but, like I said, since you don't
want to contact him, it's no.
Speaker 1 (31:30):
No. This is your bet that you made. I don't
have I don't have his I don't have his cash app.
So how can I pay him? He's I'll wait for
him to give send me the cash tag Vanilla Charlie.
He did have another option, I think he said, set
of the ten dollars.
Speaker 5 (31:44):
I think Vanilla Charlie said, if Treffory will go with
him to some sort of local wrestling show.
Speaker 2 (31:49):
He can do that instead. That was another option. Yeah,
I don't think my Carl will make it. We don't
know where it is. Well, that's that's another problems. There's
another conundrum.
Speaker 1 (31:59):
What what forget about all that?
Speaker 2 (32:02):
What about what else was talked about on the aftermanthea yesterday?
Oh my my shower routine. Your shower routine, Okay, tell
me what is? Give me your shower routine. Basically, I
just I mean, like I.
Speaker 6 (32:13):
Just put I have this little thing I guess they
call it loofah okay, and put some shampoo on it,
and I washed my hair first, then I washed the
rest of my body and everything and the and that's
that's It's almost like a whole one and done time.
Speaker 1 (32:28):
Okay.
Speaker 2 (32:28):
So a loofa is that really more of a Probably
not a loofah, but.
Speaker 1 (32:35):
We confirmed it as a poof? Okay. So you put
the shampoo three and one it's it's it's it's three
products rolled into one. Okay. It's body wash, shampoo and
condition are rolled into one product.
Speaker 2 (32:45):
Okay, So you put it on the the poof and
then you do you do.
Speaker 6 (32:50):
Start with my hair, I see, and then I washed
my whole body and I just it's like a top
down basically. And then the last thing I wash is
my what you McCall it sphin?
Speaker 2 (33:02):
So what do you watch that with? There's the same
thing I like to see. He's the whole thing on
my whole body. The poof I used to move up
my whole body and.
Speaker 6 (33:09):
It gets really gets in there and makes my butt
cracked nice and shiny.
Speaker 2 (33:15):
How many Okay, now I do have additional questions. I'm
going to get to in just a minute. But how
many poofs do you guys have in the shower?
Speaker 1 (33:23):
We have two? Two? One yellow, one black? And who's
who's did it start? Is white?
Speaker 2 (33:32):
Who's talk coming to my only showers once every two
weeks and trying to shower every other day or close
to every day, so almost everyone, So at least I
shower more than you do.
Speaker 1 (33:42):
Which poof do you use? I use the black one? Okay?
Who uses the yellow one? My wife does? What is
homage ware use?
Speaker 2 (33:49):
I don't know which one he uses because I'm not
in the shower when he's taking a shower. You know,
he wants his privacy we'll leave it at that, so
I don't know which one he uses. Wouldn't he have
his own poof like that way? That way every then
you don't have to worry.
Speaker 1 (34:02):
About which one.
Speaker 2 (34:03):
He's here saying no, we only have two, so I know,
but they're like forty nine cents. Why not buy three?
I judge have to buy an additional one? Then exactly,
that's right. I can put that on my shopping list.
Thank you very much. Okay, I'm just like, so for
all this time, your son just uses whatever when he wants.
Speaker 1 (34:22):
Or sometimes he'll just use a washcloth. How do you
know that?
Speaker 2 (34:26):
I'll see it on the floor after he takes his
shower when I go to when he goes to clean
up after himself, so i'll see that.
Speaker 1 (34:31):
I'll see that he use that. Do you leave it
on the floor until? No, we put it. We put
it right in the wash. Why doesn't he do that? No,
I'm saying he does that. He puts it right in
the wash when he's done using it, So you see
it on the floor.
Speaker 6 (34:44):
Then when he opens the door, has the howers wrap
around him and everything like that, covering his privates and whatnot.
Speaker 1 (34:49):
Yeah, so yeah, he does clean up after himself. All right,
so you wash.
Speaker 2 (34:55):
I think this is what what is fascinating to me
is And look, I don't maybe people do this, I
don't know, but to use the poof to wash your hair.
Speaker 1 (35:05):
I've never heard of this before.
Speaker 2 (35:08):
Yeah, I mean just it's just like it's one done.
But last night I changed up my routine. I used
my hair, my bare hands to wash my hair.
Speaker 1 (35:15):
Why'd you do that?
Speaker 6 (35:16):
Oh, because you guys were racking on my fingernails yesterday.
Speaker 1 (35:19):
So if you look at them today.
Speaker 3 (35:21):
They look gorgeous, completely clipped.
Speaker 2 (35:25):
Way, if Charlie's going to take a picture of your
dirty nails, you should take one of your These are nice, right.
Speaker 1 (35:33):
He still only gives you flat not only three.
Speaker 2 (35:36):
Okay, just show those suckers off.
Speaker 1 (35:40):
It was one of the first things I noticed today.
Speaker 2 (35:43):
So you you wash with your fingers. You wash your
hair with your fingers, and that way it cleans out
the dirt.
Speaker 1 (35:49):
From it, got the majority of the dirt. But I
used what i'd us.
Speaker 6 (35:52):
There's a thing that in a Neil clipper that allows
me to scrape them, screep the dirt out. But then
I just said, two tears in a bucket.
Speaker 2 (35:58):
I've caught him, all right, But when you take a
shower tomorrow, since you aren't going to take one today,
when you take one tomorrow, you're going to use the
poof to wash your hair.
Speaker 6 (36:07):
No, I'll probably go back to the same routine what
I used last night. Why, oh, I have nothing.
Speaker 2 (36:13):
Try try keep my finger nose, you know, clean and
uh so that you guys don't meet making fun of
them anymore. Yeah, but but it seems to me like
you you use this poof to wash your hair. You've
been doing that for a long time, right, yeah, but
then you never heard of such. Does anyone else do that? No?
Speaker 1 (36:30):
No, absolutely not.
Speaker 2 (36:32):
Like you lather it up with your hands, right, I mean,
I haven't had hair in about forty years.
Speaker 5 (36:38):
No, I've never thought of using the thing I used
to wipe my butt to use my head.
Speaker 1 (36:42):
Get your shiny button, no shiny sphincter. And I mean,
and I said that my butt's the last thing I clean.
Speaker 4 (36:49):
Yeah, okay, but then the next thing, the first thing
you clean, it reached it.
Speaker 1 (36:52):
Out with the really hot water, though, when it clean
it down and reaches it out. Yeah, but also the
shared the shared loofs is something never.
Speaker 2 (37:00):
That is that is, uh, you know, just it's kind
of like the toothbrushes and yeah, it's just grab whatever
one is closest.
Speaker 1 (37:06):
How old is the lufa itself? Because does it smell?
Speaker 2 (37:11):
Yeah, like, how long have you when was the last
time you bought a new poof? It's in a while
approximately we're talking, I'd say maybe like almost eight months,
eight nine months ago. They last a long time when
you don't put them in the dryer. One time I went,
I don't think you're supposed to put them in the
that's right. Well I told my wife that one time. She, uh,
(37:31):
I don't know how. That's how this hapan? She don't
ask me, but happened? She Actually, I can say I
got into our dirty laundry. We you know, I put
him in the washing machine and put him in a
dryer and it ruined it.
Speaker 1 (37:41):
So what happened to it? It just dried out us,
you know, it didn't melt, just dried out. You couldn't
use it.
Speaker 2 (37:47):
M I never even thought about putting in the washing
machine after so long, throw it away.
Speaker 1 (37:54):
Throwing away.
Speaker 2 (37:54):
They do get kind of like nasty, like the mind
start to fall apart. They don't get mold they just
start to fall apart. How rough are you with that thing?
Speaker 1 (38:02):
I know?
Speaker 2 (38:02):
That's where my wife says, I'm not. She says, you're
using it wrong. I go, how can you use it?
It's a poof, like there's there's only one way to
use it right. She says, I'm too rough with it,
and that now she says that what I do that's
wrong is when I I have the poof and I
sort of I I open when I pour the soap
(38:24):
onto the poof, I open the poof up like it's
a clamshell a little bit, so that the soap goes
right to the center of where that that rope knot
is in the center, and then it lathers up from there.
She says, no, I'm doing it wrong. Just pour it
right on there, don't open it.
Speaker 1 (38:41):
I open it so it gets like.
Speaker 6 (38:44):
In a circle, and I just start, you know, clean
my body and everything, and boom.
Speaker 2 (38:48):
Because if I look at her poof versus my poof,
she changes them, you know, as she's in charge of
the poofs. But hers is like all compact and like
it still looks like and it was taken out of
the package. Mine has like like one floppy part like
hanging out of it kind of, you know.
Speaker 1 (39:08):
It gets misshaped a little bit.
Speaker 2 (39:09):
Yeah, oh it's yeah, mine's like double the size of
hers because it's so rady.
Speaker 3 (39:13):
If you're scrubbing that hard way, don't you get one
of those kind of exfoliator. I know, you put your
hand inside it and it has a rough outside. You
could still put soap on it and then wipe your
body down with that if you're looking for a really
good hard scrub.
Speaker 1 (39:28):
Uh.
Speaker 2 (39:29):
I don't think I'm scrubbing that hard. I don't think,
but just yeah, no, I'm with you on that. There's
somebody that says, Laurie says us, a poofs are no
good and hold germs.
Speaker 1 (39:47):
You need this item. Okay, let me see what is this?
Speaker 2 (39:54):
Okay, So this is like a It looks like a
flat silicone mat with spikes kind of different sizes, one
for your face, one for your body, and then you
put it on there. Now, that can't lather up as
much as a poof right, Oh, I'm sure it.
Speaker 3 (40:09):
Does, because I use one of those to clean my
makeup brushes at the silicone pad with a texture, different
textures on there for them, and it lathers up very well,
just to clean my brushes. So I'm sure on your
body if you put soap there and it probablys foliate,
get rid of dead skin cells.
Speaker 1 (40:25):
This was a poof, poof, poof, perfected.
Speaker 2 (40:28):
Fine, I might have to try this because look, you
can just somehow this is sticking. When you're done with that,
they're sticking it right to the wall. It looked like
you had like a holder. No, the little one, the
bet one. It just stuck right on the wall.
Speaker 1 (40:42):
Somehow. Watch this you ready hang on a bowie? What
is b o? I e all right there? Right there?
It did, yeah, right to the glass, right there to
the tile too.
Speaker 2 (40:53):
I get a hook for my poof How much is
this fifteen percent off? But no, one, they're offering fifteen
percent off a piece of silicon. You're like, that's probably yeah,
let's see shop shop. Do I need a body scrubber? Yeah,
that's what I need. A body scrubber or a flat body?
Speaker 1 (41:13):
Oh yeah, that's a good deal. What's the difference between
a body?
Speaker 2 (41:16):
Oh, it's got a little thing on the back and
here's the flat one. I think I like that flat one. Okay,
I'm gonna all right LORI, I'm going to order one
of these. I'm a bar soap girl.
Speaker 3 (41:29):
I don't use the gel any of those squirt shower gels.
I've always been a dial bar girl, use the gold
bar back in the day.
Speaker 1 (41:38):
Now I'm on the white bar. But I don't mind
bar soap.
Speaker 2 (41:42):
When I go to a hotel, I'll sometimes they have
the body wash in there, but then they don't have
like they don't have a poof. They have a little
washcloth that kind of works, I guess, But sometimes I'll
use the bar soap that they leaves like hand soap around.
Speaker 1 (41:58):
That's all right, I guess, But what it seems like
you're not scrubbing.
Speaker 2 (42:01):
The soap isn't gonna It's just not gonna get off
as much as the scrubby.
Speaker 3 (42:05):
I don't think, oh but that I have an exfoliator
in my shower as well, and it's foliating brush that
I'll do that first and get all the gross anything
that's on your top layer off and then use the
bar soap. I don't use the shower gels at hotels
anymore because they have that communal post like it's just
put on the shower.
Speaker 2 (42:24):
Well.
Speaker 3 (42:25):
I know there's a dude like, yeah, I'm just putting
something in there. I know. I'm worried I'm gonna get burn.
I don't know they're putting something spitting in it. I'm
not sure, So I just bring my own stuff every time.
Speaker 1 (42:36):
It is.
Speaker 2 (42:36):
Yeah, hotels have decided that instead of giving little bottles
of soap like they used to that now they just
have they stick one on the shower and they just
refill it as needed and it saves them money. They claim, Oh,
it's for the environment, less waste. No, that's it saves
them money. That's why they're doing. Same reason why they're like, oh,
help the earth, don't.
Speaker 1 (42:58):
Don't.
Speaker 2 (42:58):
Don't wash your towels every day at the hotel. It's
not because you're helping the earth. They could give two
squats about the earth. It's way cheap. It's less work
for them to do. Tujip what you ordered those flowers?
We had a guy who sent in. He says, I
ordered these flowers, these hanging flowers, fake flowers off the internet.
(43:19):
And he showed what the ad looked like. The ad
looked beautiful, huge flowers blossoming lovely. And then he showed
the photo of what he here's the photo of what
he purchased. If you're watching RMGTV, and I would say,
this guy's holding up hanging flowers and they are the
size of I mean, they're bigger than his They're about
(43:43):
half the size of his body from his head to
his waist, and a big in a circle and a
globe shape.
Speaker 1 (43:49):
I mean they're huge. It's three feet around.
Speaker 2 (43:52):
And he bought what he thought he was buying was that,
and instead what he actually got was this.
Speaker 4 (44:01):
But there's a whole box of them, so you have
to probably put it together and make it. See what
I'm saying, well, to see the box below him it's full.
Because yeah, so I did contact the company because mine
never showed up. We got lost in translation, lost in translation.
Speaker 1 (44:22):
Or transition transportation. It got lost, and then they send
another one out.
Speaker 4 (44:28):
So it finally arrives, and then I went out of
town and before it when it arrived, there were a
couple of days I could put it out, but then
it was raining, so I'm like, screw it. I'll do
it after I come back. So it's sitting in a
bag in my garage. I'll bring it in tomorrow and
we'll open it together. I'll bring that in. See what
(44:48):
they look like.
Speaker 1 (44:49):
Suji, what do you have for.
Speaker 4 (44:51):
The I have a story about somebody that just passed away.
I'm surprised Jeffrey hasn't come in with this breaking news,
but I will tell you who just passed away, and
we'll have it for you next all
Speaker 1 (45:05):
Right, we'll be right back on Roverish Morning, Glory, hang on,
Popular Podcasts
Betrayal Weekly
Betrayal Weekly is back for a new season. Every Thursday, Betrayal Weekly shares first-hand accounts of broken trust, shocking deceptions, and the trail of destruction they leave behind. Hosted by Andrea Gunning, this weekly ongoing series digs into real-life stories of betrayal and the aftermath. From stories of double lives to dark discoveries, these are cautionary tales and accounts of resilience against all odds. From the producers of the critically acclaimed Betrayal series, Betrayal Weekly drops new episodes every Thursday. If you would like to share your story, you can reach out to the Betrayal Team by emailing them at betrayalpod@gmail.com and follow us on Instagram at @betrayalpod and @glasspodcasts. Please join our Substack for additional exclusive content, curated book recommendations, and community discussions. Sign up FREE by clicking this link Beyond Betrayal Substack. Join our community dedicated to truth, resilience, and healing. Your voice matters! Be a part of our Betrayal journey on Substack.
Stuff You Should Know
If you've ever wanted to know about champagne, satanism, the Stonewall Uprising, chaos theory, LSD, El Nino, true crime and Rosa Parks, then look no further. Josh and Chuck have you covered.
Dateline NBC
Current and classic episodes, featuring compelling true-crime mysteries, powerful documentaries and in-depth investigations. Follow now to get the latest episodes of Dateline NBC completely free, or subscribe to Dateline Premium for ad-free listening and exclusive bonus content: DatelinePremium.com