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July 9, 2026 45 mins
People are outraged by how Subway makes their bread. Charlie has taken Viagra before. A man chopped off his own penis and lit it on fire. Woman training with a flight instructor was in shock when he jumped out of the plane without a parachute. 

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Back to the show that makes you feel good about
yourself because you're not as stuff as us.

Speaker 2 (00:06):
Are yet rovers morning glory is a hey't coming up
in a few minutes. What do you have on the
way you do? Don't be surprised if you go to
a Taco.

Speaker 3 (00:16):
Bell and there aren't as many fresh ingredients.

Speaker 2 (00:21):
I'll tell you.

Speaker 3 (00:21):
Why and what's going on with Taco bell next.

Speaker 2 (00:26):
I just kind of assume that they don't have any
fresh ingredients, honestly, Like I've never worked at a taco bell,
but I mean I just assume like it comes in
a big box, like a big bag of beans, like
a like a fifty pound bag, and just they just
squirt it out or whatever is the fresh stuff like tomatoes,
let us let us dio guacamole that cilantro on your

(00:49):
Do you think they're making guacamole in there? Absolutely not
a chance, No way. That comes in a big tube.
It comes out like a like a cock gun.

Speaker 3 (00:59):
Do you see that's story about subway. They were all
pissed about the thread being made.

Speaker 2 (01:05):
Yeah, I saw that. It's in my over that.

Speaker 3 (01:10):
Yeah, I got there.

Speaker 2 (01:17):
Here's somebody who says, I know a guy that cranks
his dog. He uses latex gloves. The dog gets so
excited he has to hide the gloves or he loses
his load before he is ready. So hopefully Sonny doesn't

(01:39):
do that when he's seen Charlie's face from now, because
they were face to face. Hopefully that doesn't happen. Here's
somebody that says Ben says, I found out a couple
of years ago the reason my aunt and uncle got
divorced is. This can't be real. I don't believe this.
This is something somebody said, made up. Yeah, but he

(02:01):
claims I found out a couple of years ago the
reason my aunt and uncle got divorced is because he
walked in on my aunt giving a Beeja to their
pet donkey. Since then, my uncle doesn't talk to her much.
But my aunt now has three donkeys, which the family
finds weird. Well, yeah, obviously, I mean that's not the

(02:23):
weird part is that she's given a bj to a donkey.
I don't believe that that. I just don't. Here's somebody
that has an idea. Can we get the vet. Can
we get that guy that stimulated Charlie's dog to lend
Jeffrey a hand? He needs help to make it move.
Maybe we take Jeffrey there, Charlie, you get face to

(02:46):
face with him. Not a bad idea. Give him Papa
Viagara and go to town. Is he ever going to
use a viagara? Do you think?

Speaker 4 (02:57):
Or? No?

Speaker 2 (02:58):
He just would he if anybody else besides his wife
wanted to sleep with him.

Speaker 5 (03:05):
I think so, yeah, I take a strip club that
he might know, pop a viagara.

Speaker 2 (03:13):
I think we need to entice him. I'm very afraid.

Speaker 6 (03:15):
I'm like, I'm surprised he even never got the prescription
because he had for years, he had in his head
an offer from stand up or something that you could
get an erection in the last four hours. For years,
you'd say, go good vigors like I don't want to
have an erection to last longer than four hours.

Speaker 2 (03:31):
Can Probably epis could or is that what it's called.
I don't know, something like but you could.

Speaker 6 (03:35):
But he heard got in his brain and he thinks
that he'll have a boner for twelve twelve hours or something,
so he will never take them.

Speaker 2 (03:45):
Ever.

Speaker 5 (03:45):
I think he just doesn't want to have sex with
Mary Elizabeth. That's the only reason he's not taking it.

Speaker 2 (03:51):
I mean, if you haven't had section ten years, wouldn't
she want to give it a shot at least once?
I mean, now I'm not saying he has to do
it all the time, but every now and but no,
he just does. He asks me about my sex life
all the time, so he'd take a viagre to have
sex with you.

Speaker 5 (04:06):
I mean, so he's obviously interested in the thought of
sex because for him, even at Charlie doesn't ask me, hey,
did he bone skinny left? I mean, he's never asking
me those questions.

Speaker 2 (04:17):
So for but Jeffrey is isn't that pretty wild that
you have a guy that you sit next to that
just turns to you and asks you that question? Like
it's just so weird, Like could you imagine if I
came in and asked you that, like, Hey, did you
did you bone your boyfriend last night? Like when'd you know?
Like what is it? Like weird? I don't know, but

(04:38):
he has no no qualms about asking that kind of
stuff anyway.

Speaker 7 (04:42):
Uh.

Speaker 2 (04:44):
Tuji? Are you ready for the shizzy? Here we go?
Kid is Shizy rolls Morning Glory.

Speaker 3 (04:54):
So it looks like the President is avoiding flying a
new Air Force one jet that's been gifted by Cutter
because of the assassination fears.

Speaker 2 (05:05):
So this is this is this is a wild this
is a wild story. Yeah, so he says, and he
tries to this is very bizarre. I'm sure maybe there's
video of it. I don't know, but he basically tries
to play this off. He goes, listen, I love this
new Air Force one so much that I'm not going
to fly back on it. He was in Turkey for

(05:26):
the what is it G seven or whatever, I don't remember, whatever,
somebody's over there for whatever, and he goes, I love
this plane so much that I want to fly it
to I want to have it fly to England so
that we can take it to an Air Force base
there and the troops can see it because it's so

(05:46):
beautiful and just for old times sake, I'm going to
fly back in the original Air Force one. Now, this
is a very bizarre move, you know, right at the
just at face value, you go, that's a lie. That's
completely made up. What do you mean you're gonna fly

(06:08):
it over there so that troops can look at it?
What that doesn't that's not a thing. And if it were,
why would you do that? Why wouldn't you send it there?
You know, when you're not on it.

Speaker 6 (06:19):
I think they'd want to see it with you in it,
if anything, right, if you even want to see it.

Speaker 2 (06:24):
So then it comes out that actually it has nothing
to do with the troops seeing it. It's because the
tensions with Iran flared up again while he's over there
once again becomes active fire situation. And it turns out
that they did not outfit this new plane that they're

(06:45):
using as air Force one that they got from Cutter.
They didn't outfit it with all the defense that the
original Air Force one has, the missile defense and those
flares and all that kind of stuff. They did put
communications equipment in it, but apparently experts that I was
reading last night, they said, listen, in order to really

(07:06):
take a seven forty seven and turn it into Air
Force one, it's we're not talking about a thing that
takes a couple of months like they did with this
with this jet from Cutter. This this is a process
that is major major structural changes. You have to you
have to shield all the wiring in the plane to

(07:27):
uh uh, to protect it from electromagnetic pulses if if
if in a nuclear explosion, you have to have all
the anti missile stuff. And in order to do the
anti missile stuff, you're really doing a lot of major
stuff to the plane. So that's why he didn't fly
it out of Turkey a where he was. So what

(07:50):
they did was at this they fly they fly the
plane from Turkey up to England. He also flies on
the so he leaves on the old air Force. Well
how did he get over to the Turkey? Do you
take the new new one? He took the new one.
Oh okay, but at that point we weren't shooting at
each other, right, and I ran. And so then they

(08:11):
fly the new plane up to England. He gets on
the old Air Force one also flies up to England,
and then he gets to the air Force base. He
gets off the old Air Force one and gets onto
the new Air Force one and flies back home. Because
you're not in a in a potential war zone where
you're going to get shot down. So I mean, the
very very strange and just I mean again just just

(08:35):
total dishonesty about what's going on. Oh, we just wanted
the troops to see it because it's so beautiful.

Speaker 3 (08:39):
Really, okay, there he's almost like a w and I
think it's I think it's disgusting any type of chatter
to take the life of a present like it's just
Iran and all these parts have to put though.

Speaker 2 (08:56):
Iran goes, Yeah, of course they're going to say that
because we just they got that guy that that that
that we killed and everyoniz ow people hated him. Anyways,
they had like two million people out on the street
for the guy's funeral the country next door to him.
I racked. They're all out on the street with this
guy's coffin being paraded through town so that they can
all come out and honor this guy. So anyway, so

(09:18):
so yeah, they they look at it and they go,
wait to say, why can't we talk about killing Trump?
Because Trump talks about how he took out this guy,
and we're taking out that guy and we'll take out
this dude. They go, what's the difference, what's the difference?
Here's the thing, Oh, go ahead.

Speaker 3 (09:36):
The thing with it is is he's almost wearing it
like a badge of honor.

Speaker 2 (09:40):
I'm on every list, they're gonna take me out.

Speaker 3 (09:42):
I might not be here, Like he's almost proud to
starty about that, But.

Speaker 2 (09:45):
The way that he talks about it, I don't know,
what did you think of this? Yesterday I was talking
about I.

Speaker 8 (09:52):
Told us yesterday we had one hundred and eleven missile
shot by the Islamic Republic of Japan.

Speaker 2 (09:59):
They were Islamic Republic of Japan. What's that? If Biden
did that, oh man, they'd be calling for him to resign. Right,
Islamic Republic of Japan. Okay, I think. He also pointed
to Vladimir Zelenski, the President of Ukraine, and asked, does

(10:21):
anyone have any questions for President Putin?

Speaker 8 (10:24):
We had one hundred and eleven missile shot by the
Islamic Republic of Japan.

Speaker 9 (10:31):
They were shot at the air Group JC POC. What
a terrible what a terrible deal? I call it the
Obama nuclear waste deal because what he did with that
deal is he caused tremendous hardship in the Middle East?

Speaker 1 (10:46):
Who was a.

Speaker 2 (10:47):
Terrible nothing like question? Everything's going Oh I sorry, I
just stepped all over, but everything's going swimmingly now in
the Middle East anyway, What.

Speaker 4 (10:56):
A terrible, terrible Do you have a question for President
Putin's and you have a question for President not to.

Speaker 2 (11:08):
What would you like to ask him? Because I'm going
to ask him that question, all right, then he tries
to cover like no, no, I meant to go on.

Speaker 3 (11:16):
Meanwhile, the federal judge ruled yesterday that writer E. Gen
Carrol can finally receive the almost six million dollars awarded
to her three years after a twenty twenty three jury
found that President Trump sexually abused her in nineteen ninety
six and later defamed her by denying it. The judge
directed the release of the money plus interest from a
court as grow account. The move came a week after

(11:37):
the Supreme Court declined to hear the appeal of the verdict.
Trump's attorneys had asked the judge to delay the payment
for several more months while they seek to have the
High Court reconsider, arguing that he would suffer harm since
Carol has said she plans to give the money away
all right. Summer vacations are in full swing. People are traveling,
Some people are heading to the nation's busiest destinations. And

(12:01):
you might be a little nervous. I was just traveling,
went to two hotels.

Speaker 2 (12:06):
Uh huh. I always check for bedbugs. I'm always a
little bit nervous.

Speaker 3 (12:09):
This is the time of year where we have a
bedbug list and what cities are the worst for bed bugs?

Speaker 2 (12:16):
So orcons.

Speaker 3 (12:16):
Twenty twenty six Bedbug Cities list has been released, ranking
the US cities with the highest rate of bedbug infestations.

Speaker 2 (12:24):
What's at the top? Give me give me the top five?

Speaker 3 (12:27):
Fifth place Indianapolis, fourth place because of Jeffrey Allen.

Speaker 2 (12:32):
Laroque, lake Wood, Ohio, third.

Speaker 3 (12:36):
Place, Detroit, second place, Los Angeles, and first for the
sixth consecutive year.

Speaker 2 (12:43):
New York City. Right. No city is twelfth on the
list of Chicago Chicago bedbug Capital of America? Yep, Chicago.
All Right.

Speaker 3 (12:54):
Seattle hotdog fans can rejoice because a taste tests from
the New York Times just crowned the Seattle Dog the
best regional hot dog in America.

Speaker 2 (13:03):
It is the best.

Speaker 6 (13:04):
I had it when I went to Seattle, and from
remembering it correctly to cream cheese, yes, barbecue sauce, pickled
red onions maybe and jalapenos.

Speaker 2 (13:17):
It was so awesome. And what is where loaded?

Speaker 3 (13:19):
It's in Seattle, Okay, It's loaded with cream cheese, grilled onions, mustard,
and Halapino's. Celebrity chef Jose Andres was there to judge
the competition. And called the cream cheese the diplomat of
the dog because it brings all of those flavors together. No,
barbecue sauce does not say barbecue sauce the one.

Speaker 6 (13:36):
Okay, I just got my airport, so maybe when I
was a offshoot.

Speaker 3 (13:40):
Yeah, they Seattle Dog knocked off some heavy hitters too,
beating out the Chicago Dog and the famous New York Dog,
along with regional favorites from Detroit, Cincinnati, Kansas City, and
West Virginia.

Speaker 2 (13:51):
What's what do they call it New York Dog? It
just says the New York Dog. I don't know what's
happening on it, Okay.

Speaker 3 (13:59):
Speaking of of food, the parasitic condition causing explosive diarrhea
has caused Taco Bell to shift their menu a little bit.
Because the parasite is being found in fresh produce, Taco
Bell is pulling several of their fresh ingredients. Like we
had mentioned earlier, the lettuce, pico, digueo, guacamolli, and its
cilantro onion blend from some of the locations they're pulling it.

(14:21):
So don't be surprised if you go and your order
is a little light. This cyclospora case that we've been
talking about the last few days is just soaring across
and surging across the country, with eighteen states reporting cases
of people sickened by this food born parasite so far,
so they are trying to figure out where that is
coming from. And finally, Jeopardy just announce that they are

(14:46):
hiring a clue writer and the gig pays between one
hundred and thirty two thousand and one hundred and seventy
thousand a year.

Speaker 2 (14:53):
I'm bad. Yeah, what do you need to You have
to be smart to do this. I guess I'm kind
of guessing getting the job is the little chi It
seems like, seems like you're just your professional googler.

Speaker 3 (15:03):
They say that you have to pass the same tough
online trivia test that contestants take. Then you have to
write your own clues covering everything from history and science
to pop culture, and then you'll have to create final
Jeopardy questions and back up your research. The writing team
is tiny, with only about ten people, making this one
of the rarest jobs in TV, which means it's super

(15:25):
hard to get into.

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Speaker 2 (15:58):
She able to see my video? Put over here and
do I have to restart? She was talking about a
Subway video the sandwich shop, and people are disgusted or
outraged that this is the way that they make their bread.
And I go, I don't, I don't give it. What

(16:19):
do you Where do you think the bread comes from?
I don't understand what the supposed outrage about this is.
I will say, if I were Subway, I'd immediately fire
this worker. Why are you posting videos from working in Subway?
Are you supposed to be working? Why are you Why
are you posting a video about you making bread and

(16:39):
you cleaning up at the end of the night and
all this stuff. Anyway, So here is here's the video.
Now what she's doing is she's putting this dough, hard
ass dough, frozen frozen dough into a pan and it's
there she's put them in okay, yeah, and then they
put them in of these into a wreck and then

(17:04):
it I think overnight. I don't know if those are
heated or if it's just room proofs. Yeah, proofs. What's
proofs gets bigger prizes? You love the do rise righty? Normal?
For bread? Yeah, what's what's? Why are people upset by this?
Or they can't be the bread because it's frozen. I
think people are surprised by that. What are they supposed

(17:26):
to do? The subway is making that's all fresh by
scratch from hand in that back of the mixer in
the back. No, they're not making this. Yeah, I'm not
surprised by this at all. I don't know. When I
worked at the pizza place, you know, we did make
fresh dough. My pizza place did too, every day. But
I'm not surprised.

Speaker 5 (17:42):
Subways are like they're small.

Speaker 2 (17:47):
Yeah, but you can see where she's getting the she's
getting out of. It's just they coming up. Let me
see here. They come in a big box, like there's
probably like a thousand No, no, the box that the
frozen dough comes in, there's like there's probably here. You
can see a little bit. Oh, you're right. Yeah, there's
probably like five hundred loads of frozen dough in there,

(18:07):
and then she all right, now she's doing something with
the cookies. I don't I don't know. Now here's what
They still bake the bread in house. Yes, yeah, that
was the oven. I think that they were they added in.
I think now I would just say, if I were
to me, this just looks nasty. I'm not saying it

(18:27):
is nasty, but if I were Subway, I wouldn't want
these like, oh, she's cleaning the dirty dishes and stuff.
It's like, why is this, what's the nasty parts? This
is a normal rustaurant. I know, I don't want to
see what's going on back.

Speaker 5 (18:42):
Then, this shows me that they look at they removed
the cutting boards, cleaned underneath it.

Speaker 2 (18:47):
I mean, they're doing what.

Speaker 5 (18:48):
They're supposed to be doing to ensure the safety of
food health.

Speaker 2 (18:53):
I don't want to see any of this stuff.

Speaker 5 (18:56):
It's just I mean, I don't think as if I
was a boss, I would want my employees spending their
time doing this stuff, because they're really just trying to
get viral famous by making these videos.

Speaker 2 (19:06):
That's all this is. Yeah, there's a lot of these
type of videos. Yeah, they're claiming this is one of
those as mr. Is that what it's called where it
just sounds like okay, so you're gonna hear clanging and
that kind of stuff. I don't know what on top
nice Yeah, there you go. Okay, So that's people were

(19:29):
shocked that that's how the subway makes their bread. I
don't know what's so shocking about people I have never cooked.
I guess sub boy used to have the best bread.
We're talking thirty years ago. Used to, yeah, used to
not anymore. They used to have this this bread that
was kind of it's kind of gooey in a way.
It was, man, it was so good. And then they

(19:51):
changed the bread and they made a big stink about
it too. They're like, oh, our bread isn't gooey anymore.
It's this and that it's so fresh. It's the old
bread was the best bread I've ever had in my
entire life, so soft and so it was so good.
What year do you remember when this changed? Apparently, because
in the nineties it was a long time ago. I

(20:14):
mean it is a real long time ago. I don't
eat a subway too often. You guys eat there once
in a great while. I want that chicken tarayaki sandwich
from there.

Speaker 5 (20:24):
Oh that is delicious. That's what I get too. On
that every the cheese. I like that cheese and herbs,
Italian herbs and cheese bread that they have there.

Speaker 2 (20:34):
That's good. I've got to take a break. Eight six
six yo, Rover is our number will be right back.
Hang on.

Speaker 1 (20:43):
You're the kind of person who needs a trigger warning.

Speaker 2 (20:47):
You don't want to change the station.

Speaker 1 (20:48):
That's not like being a snowflake, if you ask me,
because this is the real first Morning Glory grigger, don't get.

Speaker 2 (20:55):
Pulled chipmunk cheeks. Charlie says he is discovered a disturbing
trend with chocolate Charlie. He says, chocolate Charlie wants finger
blasted a dolphin. Now he's cranking off a dog. There's

(21:20):
a trend of sexually stimulating animals. Their cat's next. Got
to keep it away from you. Bruce, You're on Rover's
Morning Glory. Good morning, Bruce, yo, yo. What's happening?

Speaker 6 (21:37):
Oh?

Speaker 2 (21:37):
Nothing, I was just thinking. You guys keep talking about
his viagra. Do we know he didn't sell it? Jeffrey,
I don't think he would do that. I mean, there
was an allegation that he was selling what was it,
adderall right, his son's adderall but that really got him.
I mean he went berserk, if you'll recall that. He

(21:58):
I mean, he tried to fight me. And I don't
think that. I don't think he's a very law abiding person.
He goes by the rules. I know, the entanglements. Yeah,
that's what he always says. Yeah, people that haven't, Yeah,

(22:19):
maybe maybe you know. I would. I don't need one.
I have no problem getting a interaction, thankfully. Now, maybe
someday it hits all guys. Maybe, but at this point
in my life, I have no issue with it. But
I've never taken one of these, an adderall. I've taken
an adderall. Viagra. You've taken it, Charlie. Yeah, it's great,

(22:42):
but you don't need it, right, No, but it's cool?
What what makes it good? Like? Why if you don't
need it, why do you take viagra? It's an experiment.
I don't see what it's like. Does it make it
last longer? No? So what what's what good is it?

Speaker 7 (22:56):
Then?

Speaker 6 (22:57):
It's a rock down through his steel door.

Speaker 2 (23:01):
So to you, it's just harder than a normal it's
not something I get.

Speaker 6 (23:05):
I'd like take all the time. I will say I
was having when I was on Lexapro. It would still work,
but it took a little while to work to get
up to where I wanted it to be, and then
longer to finish. So pop one of those to counteract it.
And then it's do you get standard attention fast?

Speaker 2 (23:27):
Yeah? And what do you also finish faster than with
the viagra?

Speaker 6 (23:30):
Yeah, just because everything would be working a little a
little on a faster pace.

Speaker 2 (23:35):
Now. I took it before just I don't know.

Speaker 6 (23:37):
I got it from a guy at a bar once
and took it, went home and then just to see
what it was.

Speaker 2 (23:42):
And uh, just by yourself, you're at home by yourself? No, No,
I went home.

Speaker 6 (23:46):
Oh, I went home from the bar and Chris was
there and I finished, and then I asked her and
she was very upset with me, like I've wronged her
in some way that you took a viagra And without
telling her, yes.

Speaker 2 (23:59):
So would she. But it's the same, I get it
if you're supposed to. Like that was one of that
great what's his name, Graham Plattner or whatever, the guy
that was running for He just dropped out of the
race and Maine. He was accused of rape. But then
another woman said that he would have sex with her
and he would She would say, look, I'm not on
birth control. You need to wear a rubber, and then
he would pull the rubber off in the middle of sex.

(24:20):
He would sneakily take the rubber off. Done. Oh you
could do that.

Speaker 6 (24:25):
Oh yeah, go to readjust and you.

Speaker 2 (24:28):
Could do that. I think.

Speaker 5 (24:29):
I mean, I never have, but it's if I was
doggy style, for sure. I'm not looking back there to
see what you're doing.

Speaker 2 (24:37):
Uh So it's not like something like that.

Speaker 6 (24:40):
What like, you didn't She just wanted She's like, I
can't believe he didn't tell me. And I was like, well,
I want to see if he double blind study. If
I tell you, I want to know if there's a
difference between non enhanced and regular. If I told you,
we'd we'd ruined the test.

Speaker 2 (24:56):
Now, speaking of penises, there's a story that I'm going
to tell you that I I promise you, if you've
been listening to the show since we started in two
thousand and three, you've never heard there's some things that
go I I've heard a story like that You've never
heard a story like this, I promise you, in the
history of this show, I've never heard of a story

(25:17):
like this. This was in Indiana. A guy named Christopher Peden,
He's thirty six years old in Fort Wayne, Indiana, back
on May sixth. He went to the hospital and he goes, oh,
I was I was stabbed. I was, I was, I
was stabbed in the downtown area. And they go what

(25:38):
happened exactly? And then then he fessed up. He goes,
I don't want to lie to you, I'll tell you
what actually happened. So then they investigate and they find
out what actually happened to him. Listen to what this
guy did. He took a kitchen knife. It was about
two o'clock in the morning. He took a kitchen knife.
He cut off his own penis, cut it off all

(26:03):
the way off. Is that what he meant by downtown area?

Speaker 6 (26:05):
I think that isaly man, I think he I think
that actually is he didn't know downtown city he meant.

Speaker 2 (26:11):
He claims he'd been slashed in the cities downtown area.
According to document, Oh he did, okay, yeah, not downtown.
He go downtown on me. So at two o'clock in
the morning in his home, in his kitchen, he took
a kitchen knife and chopped off his own penis. Now
unusual story. We've heard things like this before, he goes rover.

(26:34):
I've been listening to this show since two thousand and three,
since day one. I've heard other people chopping off their penises.
What he did next, I haven't heard that. Oh oh,
that breaks back memories. Do you remember that? Sound like? Yeah? Anyway,

(26:58):
So what he did next, that's what really is strange.
So he cuts off his penis two o'clock in the morning.
He then leaves his house and he goes over to
his neighbor's house and goes into the neighbor's garage. He
takes a can of gasoline, pours the gasoline on his
severed penis, the one that he just cut off of
his own body, and lights his penis on fire in

(27:19):
his neighbor's garage. Why they didn't get to that point
in the four document, Stougie, it doesn't say I'm I'm
unsure why he did that. Now, once he told the cops,
he goes, listen, I don't want to be dishonest. I
actually didn't get I didn't get slashed downtown. I cut
my own penis off and I lit it on fire
at my neighbor's house. They go over to the neighbor's house.

(27:40):
Sure enough, Yep, burnt penis in the guy's garage. I
don't know why would Obviously the dude must have mental problem,
you think, why would you do that? Yeah, you have
to hate your dog well or your neighbor, well both
that could you? Could the neighbor ever go back and
live in his home? Be like this is? This is
the garage with somebody cut off their penis and lit

(28:01):
it on fire in my garage. I wouldn't want to
live there anymore, would you.

Speaker 5 (28:04):
There's probably a mark stained on the cement in the garage.

Speaker 2 (28:08):
It probably smells like burnt skin in there. I remember
that as a little kid. One time, around fourth of July,
somebody put a kid down. I was only like five,
and a kid down the street had a can of
gasoline and they were playing around with firecrackers and they
were trying to drop the fire crackers into the can
of gasoline and it blew up. How could anyone do that?

(28:29):
Because they're stipid their kids, that's why. And it blew up,
cause I mean, the kid was burnt all over and
forever after that. Right where that happened, there was a
big black spot. I wasn't there. I didn't witness it
when it happened, but there was a big black spot
right where that explosion took place on the street, and

(28:51):
I remember driving my bike by it, and I'd stop
and I'd stare at that black spot. Maybe that's why
my fascination with all those things like death wrist attacks
and stuff locations. I don't know if it started then
or if I just even had it way back then anyway,
but so I don't know what the guy's motivation was,

(29:13):
but he did indeed cut off his own penis and
lighted on fire. That's just you don't hear that one
every day, do you. And he survived. He didn't believe it. Yeah,
they obviously can't reattack. It's burnt to a crisp and
you go, okay, Rover. I have heard other stories about
people cutting off their penises. We did one back in

(29:34):
March where a guy cut off its penis. I remember
vaguely talking about it in Los Angeles. A guy. Do
you remember this? A guy cut off his own penis
died in Los Angeles. They've released the medical examiner's report
recently about that, just in the past few days. And
it was a guy. I don't know if he's homeless

(29:56):
or not, but he his name was Ryan extra Sutherland,
thirty one years old. He stabbed himself with a like
a folding pocket knife more than twenty times, including his neck, abdomen, wrists, forearms,
and most importantly, his penis. The According to the medical

(30:23):
examiners report, the wound to his genitals spanned nearly a
foot in circumference. I'm just going to tell you exactly
what they say. It exposed his testes and caused a
d gloving of the penis. Oh oh no, oh grosth.

(30:45):
So I'm trying to picture this in my head. Now.
We've seen pictures of I think Charlie or somebody who's
put up pictures, or people I think if even called
into the show. They were like construction workers or whatever,
and they're wearing a ring and then something happens and
they're d gloved. You know what that means is it's
like the skin on your finger. It just comes right off.

(31:08):
And we've seen pictures of it. It's nasty. Here, I
have a picture of one right hand. Okay, oh stop it,
that's your dog's penis. Oh get out of here. Uh
So what this guy must have done? I'm trying to
I'm trying to piece this together in my mind. Did

(31:30):
he cut around like starting in where a woman would
have a fupa I don't know what it would be
called on a guy. Uh, but you start there and
you cut around like a big like in a circle,
all the way down around your balls. Because it exposed
his balls and it de gloved his penis. That means

(31:50):
like the penis, like the skin all just came right off.
So did he cut like in a big circle and
then just pop the skin right off? Or how does
how does one do this? Do you think? Do you
ever hear?

Speaker 3 (32:01):
Do you ever get like glue on your hand, like
when you were in high school or you're younger, and
you'd pour glue on your hand, yeah, and then dry
and then you'd pick it and peel all of it.
You'd have some people would have like a fascination with that.
Do you think he did that? He just sliced himself
and then just slowly picked all the way around and

(32:23):
it was just a mental breakdown.

Speaker 2 (32:26):
I don't know, obviously some sort of I think they
I think it was on drugs. Definitely, he was on drugs.
I think that even says that in the medical examiner's report.
Let's see here, what do you bleed? Oh you think
so profusely. You got a lot of blood down there.

Speaker 3 (32:44):
But if you're just tearing this skin away.

Speaker 2 (32:48):
You're you're I mean, we've seen there's pictures from the scene.
There's blood all over the sidewalk. It's blood all over.
He had a toxic toxicology report showed that he had
what they say in dream amount of methamphetamine in his
system as well as m D M A. His blood
concentrations one point nine ug slash m L whatever that

(33:14):
means for meth and point two four UG for amphetamines
is uh. Those are both considered a deadly amount of
the drugs. But they say that's not what caused his death.
It was actually the sharp force injuries to his to
his neck and uh the uh he stabbed himself right

(33:37):
in the right in the jugglar and right in the trachea,
right in the front. That's what ended his life. But
he d loved his own penis out there on the
street in Los Ange. You have pictures of it. No, no,
not of his, but you want to see that. You
want to see a d loved penis.

Speaker 5 (33:55):
No, maybe, oh well, I feel like I have seen that.
When you go to the Bodies exhibit or all that,
people are like, yeah, but I've seen that. That's that's
pretty much what it looks like. I'm sure saying like
I'm muscles, veins.

Speaker 3 (34:10):
I'd want to see what this guy did, not something
that's all clean.

Speaker 2 (34:14):
And yeah, I think this was I think this was
hacked up. He's just hacking and chopping and doing like
Hell or never seen Hell Raiser is the one where
the guy has all those that pinhead Are those pins
or nails? I mean, technically, I guess they probably nails.
They don't look like pins. Yeah, they're not pins. I've

(34:35):
never seen that movie. What's the premise of Hell Raiser.

Speaker 5 (34:39):
I'm there is a the box, a puzzle box that
a guy creates and opens a portal to Hell, and
then they pretty much in anybody who opens that portal,
they take you because you want to come to Hell
if you open the door.

Speaker 2 (34:55):
M hmm, okay. Anonymous and Florida you're on Rover's Morning.
Gloria Morning, Anonymous, Good morning, you're Rover. Hey, what's happening.
So my wife's.

Speaker 10 (35:08):
Physician, and she at the emergency room, and she's got a.

Speaker 2 (35:12):
Couple of frequent flyers.

Speaker 10 (35:13):
There's this one guy who has I guess demons in
his head is what he says.

Speaker 2 (35:18):
He's got some sort of mental issues.

Speaker 10 (35:21):
A couple of things he's done is he cut off
his nipples and ate them.

Speaker 2 (35:25):
Oh, stop it. Yeah, he cut off his nipples and
ate them and ate them.

Speaker 10 (35:34):
Yeah, but his penis is the most most frequent story.
He cut it in half, like the long way, like
the hot dog.

Speaker 2 (35:43):
Oh, like a hot dog that's been cooked too long,
Like split open like a lizard tongue. Yeah, yeah, like
a lizard. Yeah, that's a good way to put it. Yeah.
I had to go to surgery. And he's done a.

Speaker 10 (35:54):
Lot of other crazy stuff, but yeah, that was that
was the most reason.

Speaker 2 (35:57):
That was only like a couple of weeks ago. Oh
my god, that's it's insane. Wow. All right, Anonymous, thank you.
I appreciate that he gets all sorts of good stories
when his wife comes home. I told you the story
my mom was a nurse and she a guy that
was paralyzed. She worked in a unit at one point
in her career where she worked with paralyzed people. And

(36:23):
the one guy tried to cut off his testicles or
did cut off his testicles. And you can't feel it
because you're paralyzed from the waist down. Maybe from the
neck down, I'm not sure. I guess must be from
the waist down. Otherwise how would he do it. He
just took scissors and cut his balls off. Then he
just laid there in bed trying to bleed out, and they
found them, they saved them. He didn't die. But I

(36:49):
hear another weird story. There was a I want to
take flight lessons, and I know it's one of those
things where I want to do it, but just like
setting it up and doing the whole thing. I just
hate hassle. Anything that's a hassle. I don't want to
do it. I went to there's an airport right by

(37:09):
my house, literally right by my house, like one of
those little RinkyDink airports, but they do flight lessons there.
And I went there a few years ago and they go, oh, yeah,
we could sign you up, but there's like, you know,
it's a whole thing. It's like a six month wait
list and this that I'll forget it. It's too much,
too much work. I don't I don't want to do it, wife,
for do it for you. I just want everything to

(37:31):
be easy. And anyway, there's this a woman, twenty two
year old woman. She was training with a forty two
year old man named Leandro Bertazzo. This was in Argentina.
He was he's a flight instructor and this twenty two

(37:51):
year old woman was taking flight lessons from him. And
they were in a Cessna C one fifty, which is
a small little plane, but they use these for training pilots,
very very simple aircraft. Small. So they're up there and
he's sitting in one seat, she's sitting in the seat

(38:12):
next to him, and she's flying the plane and he
tells her, okay, you know what to do, keep moving forward.
And at that point he took off his headphone so
that you were there in the plane. He arranged his
belongings in the cockpit, including his cell phone. He took

(38:33):
his seatbelt off then and then he opened the door
to the plane and jumped right out, jumped out with
a with Harry student no, no parachute. The student flying
the plane line, he just opens the door and jumps
right out. Now the chick, the twenty two year old

(38:54):
chick flying the plane. Of course, she freaks the f
out her flight truck. They're just jumped out of the
plane there at ten thousand feet or whatever. So she
radios in and she's like, oh my god, the guy
just jumped out of the plane. I'm sure they don't
believe it. They go she was able to turn the
plane around and actually land it on the runway. Here's

(39:18):
the little teeny tiny plane. But he opened up that
door and just jumped right out. Committed suicide. That's insane.
His boss is, We had no idea that he was heated.
He always smiling, always seemed happy. Here's a picture of
him here, he goes, always happy. No one ever suspected

(39:38):
that he would do something like this. So I don't
know what happened in this dude's life that he decided,
but that was the way he wanted to go. But
it's weird. If you're going to commit suicide like that,
why wouldn't he just take the plane up himself and
either crash it or jump out, Like why would you.
Why would you put your student pilot through that? Yeah,

(39:59):
I don't get that anyway. So another weird story for you.
Thingbang says, no, don't take the flight lessons. That's how
you will die. Well, that's what my wife says. She goes,
don't do that. This is how we're going to go
in a stupid plane like that. You think she would
actually get on with you? She said she would not.

(40:20):
I said, okay, I go, you'd get on? She goes, no,
I won't. I wouldn't. Why not?

Speaker 6 (40:26):
I don't like regular planes, those little small planes. I
wouldn't want to ride with, not just you flying anybody,
but more even you though, But yeah, compared to like
a professional pilot that does it every single day, any
like buddy that just does it as a hobby.

Speaker 2 (40:42):
Never, never would I ever get in that plane. No way,
a real pilot, I wouldn't do it either. Those little planes.
So those are the ones I crash? Those are you? Never?
It's very very rare that a commercial airliner crashes. But
every day one of those little planes is crashing somewhere.
Every day. I've got to take a break. Eight sixty six.

(41:07):
Your rover is our number. Eight sixty six nine sixty
seven six eight three seven. Mike says, the premise for
that Bonnie Tyler song it, Yeah, what is it? Totally
clips of the heart? Right, Yeah, isn't that the name

(41:30):
of the song? Yes? Thank you? Why you sup? Was
to hear what song we're talking about? Who's the player?
Do you need a hero? Now? Totally clips of the heart,
he says. The premise of that song. The setting is
an all boys private school, and that's the setting of
this music video here. Okay, so Charlie thought it was

(41:52):
a mansion, but it's actually like a big private all
boys school. That's why you're seeing football play years. That
makes a lot more sense they're doing defensing the swim team.
The ninjas don't make as much sense. I don't know
if they have ninja school. But now, he says, he
continues on, it's basically the song is about pedophilia. We'll

(42:17):
look into this. It did seem strange at the at
the end, she looked like she was like a teacher
that was maybe in love with you as students. Yes,
that's exactly what it was.

Speaker 8 (42:28):
It.

Speaker 2 (42:29):
See here they are, they're sitting at a desk. These
are boys in school sitting at a desk. Did you
see where their hands were placed?

Speaker 5 (42:36):
Those boys, they were crossed arms, so was one holding
each other's leg? Let me see here, look at where
their hands are.

Speaker 2 (42:46):
Oh yeah, does look cool up? And then at the
end of this video, because we played this video earlier,
she just died spoiler alert in real life.

Speaker 7 (42:59):
Yeah, oh, I thought you were spoiling down of the video.

Speaker 2 (43:11):
Yeah, there's ninjas in there. What the hell is out?
I think in the eighties he just had to put
a ninja in after everything you have to have. It
just were cool. I wanted to be a ninja so
bad when I was a kid. The wrong stars. Hell yeah,
I guess these words are kind of so. At the
end of this video, this music video which we're playing

(43:31):
on r IMGTV, they have like the headmaster of the
all boys school comes out and is like intered, like
they're shaking hands with all of these students. Well, do

(43:52):
you guys see this other part, like the shirtless part.
Look at these guys, Yeah, but they look like they're
full adults. Go to the part where we get to
the end, and she's the look at this guy's I mean,
these guys are almost new. I'll never be wrong together right,

(44:14):
and then she's like the headmaster of the school brings
her out to like maybe say goodbye or they're like,
all the students are lined up here on the steps.
She goes, she's shaking their hands. The young kid comes up,
she pats him on the head, and then then she

(44:35):
eventually comes to one of the students, shakes hands with
him and then looks into his eyes and he's the
one that has bright eyes and she's transfixed by his eyes.
The hand on it is weird. What in the world

(44:59):
about he? What claims that video is all about pedophilia?
I don't know. Uh, it's weird. It's definitely weird. I
can see how you can read into this. But I
guess there's somebody who's completely I guess somebody has completely
dissected this and come up with this theory that it's

(45:20):
about pedophilia. I've got to take a break. We'll be
right back on Rovery's Morning Glory with the Hizzy next.
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