Episode Transcript
Available transcripts are automatically generated. Complete accuracy is not guaranteed.
Speaker 1 (00:01):
Rover is emotionally constipated.
Speaker 2 (00:04):
That's a nice way of saying he doesn't give a
Rover's Morning glory.
Speaker 3 (00:10):
Keith, you're on Rover's morning glory. Good morning, Keith, Good
morning Rover.
Speaker 4 (00:16):
How are you hey?
Speaker 3 (00:17):
What's happening about?
Speaker 4 (00:19):
I was calling about the Compass she's purchasing. Yes, yes,
I'm driving one right now. That's at ninety nine and
seventy one miles. The only problem I've had out of
it is the auxiliary battery, which I didn't you know.
But if she's buying a new Compass for her, best
(00:44):
thing to do, I have twenty years in the car business.
Tell her to check with the dealership about an all
pay lease. At all pay lease, you could probably get
her daughter in that for two to three years for
about ken grand and do.
Speaker 3 (01:00):
She always keeps saying that she only needs this car
for two years, And I'm like, you're gonna have this
car longer than two years.
Speaker 5 (01:06):
I'm not buying her. It's a used car that I'm
getting now.
Speaker 3 (01:11):
I'm speaking of that being a used car, Keith, thank you?
Speaking of that? Do you want to hear how stupid
doo she is? Charlie?
Speaker 1 (01:18):
Of course, what was this text message you got during
the commercial break.
Speaker 5 (01:24):
The guy that sold it to me said it's a
twenty twenty three, not a twenty twenty two, so.
Speaker 1 (01:31):
I didn't know.
Speaker 6 (01:32):
Okay, all right, that's actually that you're getting a deal
because the twenty twenty three on their lot or you're lying,
the twenty twenty three on their lot that you said
it's not listed is twenty five thousand.
Speaker 1 (01:43):
This one was not good.
Speaker 6 (01:45):
I'm just saying, I'm or you're not getting it for
twenty you're getting more for twenty five.
Speaker 5 (01:50):
Is well, I'm not spending twenty five twenty two. I'm
telling you, I'm not spending that.
Speaker 3 (01:55):
Twenty thousand is the number twenty Well, you do have it.
So she doesn't even know the year that she would
it's interesting, doesn't even know the year.
Speaker 1 (02:02):
And I'm really excited.
Speaker 5 (02:03):
You guys can just sit there and I'm excited for Gianna.
Speaker 3 (02:07):
That's a big deal to get a new car. And
we're making your Yes, your mother is an idiot, we
all know that.
Speaker 1 (02:15):
But it's a dumb car to get a sixteen year
I don't think it's a dumb.
Speaker 6 (02:18):
She's really scored. She's this is great for her. It's
great to have a stupid mom.
Speaker 3 (02:24):
Yeah, I wish my mom could have been dumber when
I was a kid. No, it's a nic it's very
nice car, very nice. It's just.
Speaker 6 (02:32):
It's just parking lots, parking garages, bumping into things, and
such a nice car.
Speaker 3 (02:38):
Tell me about Gianna's parking skills in the six months
he's been driving with her.
Speaker 1 (02:44):
She's just going to park away from everything.
Speaker 3 (02:46):
What is she able to park in a parking carver?
Speaker 1 (02:49):
I don't let her park, she doesn't.
Speaker 3 (02:51):
She doesn't even allow Gianna to park her car because
she's so bad at parking.
Speaker 1 (02:55):
Really, thanks for ruining it everyone.
Speaker 6 (02:59):
Hey, I find my dad of Rover doing. Speaking of driving,
you want to turn it on me?
Speaker 3 (03:06):
Okay, because remember earlier today, Jeffery and I were having
a nice little drive in and then somebody just came
out of nowhere, just cutting through the wrong lane. Somebody
here's what bad out of hell illegal driving moves, very
illegal driving. No, no, no, I was actually being safe.
If you really want to know what was going on.
I make a left hand turn and I'm turning left
(03:29):
and right before I turn left, like you know, you
turn during a break in traffic. Well, a car is
coming the opposite way of me, and they turn right
onto the same street that I'm turning left on. Well,
this bonehead just sits there behind this truck that is
backing in. Who knows how long this truck is going
to you know, like a big semi truck, and how
(03:51):
long they're going to be. So this bone head sits
behind the truck. You could easily go right around the truck,
right around it, keep going. So now I'm in the
middle of turning left expecting this person to go and
they don't. Now I'm going to be blocking lane three
lanes of traffic if I don't make a move. So I,
(04:12):
because of my cat like reflexes, I'm able to immediately
drive around the idiot that's sitting there blocking traffic and
get to my destination safely.
Speaker 6 (04:24):
By doing a bunch of illegal moves. Driving on the
wrong side of the road, going on the wrong left
of center. Well, let me see, let me let me
analyze here. You go, just remember safety first. So there's
car in front of me. I turn.
Speaker 7 (04:37):
You have the right away because you're turning right, and
I go, oh wait, there's a just stopped. And then
I see this psycho driving.
Speaker 6 (04:44):
Totally completely around the cones. That he claims is that
this is all one way. Here you go completely, there's
all the barriers. You're not supposed to be on that side.
You're not supposed to be on that site.
Speaker 1 (04:58):
And those are not temporary barriers. Those are permanent.
Speaker 6 (05:02):
It's like, got where I was going right that and
you're like like, oh, the guy sat there for minutes,
watch off fast.
Speaker 3 (05:10):
You just don't get to go. Here's you. You just
don't get to go. So I'm no, I'm waiting to
turn left. Now I get to turn left, and now
I'm I'm blocked in here, so I go. I can't
wait for these idiots.
Speaker 1 (05:21):
To Why couldn't you stop right there?
Speaker 3 (05:22):
Because why I'm going around this truck? This truck is
we all love a bunch of time here. What if
I also want to rubber? Here's why you're making your mistake.
Speaker 6 (05:31):
What if I also did that at the same moment,
I would have hit you because I have more of
the right way.
Speaker 3 (05:36):
I'm behind this guy. You can't you can't go into
the wrong lane to why didn't you? Because I've got
in the wrong lane to start out. Once you're starting out,
I say you didn't know, because what do you know.
My first argument was, that's not even no, it's all
one way. It's clearly not and you don't have the
right way.
Speaker 8 (05:54):
If you're turning left, you should be waiting to turn
left and not actually going, especially you see the arms
that stopped.
Speaker 3 (06:05):
And then I didn't expect these idiots to just not
make a move and sit there like a bump on
the wall. I would hit you.
Speaker 1 (06:11):
No, no, you should have No. I would have seen
you the amount of seconds I've.
Speaker 3 (06:15):
Seen you, and I would have navigated onto the sidewalk
to avoid being it's just a show here, I see
this for I turn, it's fifty nine boom.
Speaker 6 (06:25):
I go oh one second, two second, three second four?
Si rovers already there? Oh this is highly illegal. Oh
my god. I hope a prosecutor doesn't see that.
Speaker 3 (06:35):
No prosecutor would obviously prosecution for something like this, because
they'd go. You know, you had to navigate around these
two idiots that were just blocking traffic. There you're waiting,
and you had an important radio show to start, we
understand sir, idiots.
Speaker 6 (06:51):
And look how fast it happened. I waited for a
total rovers like I was gonna be waiting there. I
am no, no, see that's not me right in front of him.
That's look at me all the way down the street,
all the way down there, because he.
Speaker 1 (07:02):
Did I legal move.
Speaker 6 (07:03):
By the time that you're yeah, he said it's gonna be,
I was gonna be sitting there forever.
Speaker 1 (07:07):
Look how long this took. Awaited like a patient.
Speaker 3 (07:10):
That're going and I'm already I'm already pulling into the
parking garage.
Speaker 9 (07:14):
You're still waiting. Crazy. I could not believe that somebody's
coming down uron.
Speaker 6 (07:18):
Oh my god, the family four four that's been so bad.
Speaker 9 (07:23):
Where would they be coming from here on? We're so
lucky the way I come every single day they go home.
If the people were coming there came around here. Let
me just you're in their lane. You're in in their lane?
Speaker 1 (07:34):
Yeah you are. You know I'm not at this point.
You were in the lane.
Speaker 3 (07:38):
Is the lane, and I take every single day lane right,
that's a turn lane. I think that when I go
home every day as well. I you know, I just
didn't see there's nobody coming. You don't know from this
point forward, it's one way, which is the way that
I'm going. Right there, that's right, exactly. You're still around there,
so yes, for a grand total of twenty feet. I
drove in the opposite lane for twenty feet.
Speaker 1 (07:58):
The fiser would say, oh, only twenty feet. He's gonna
pull me over.
Speaker 3 (08:03):
Why because they see Chocolate Charlie's car there and they
immediately go and they pull him out of the car
and the resume and hit him over then with the
night sticks because they know he's a question. They just
they wave me. They go right, please, mister French, take
that way, because again it's somebody who's turning the family
for they're playing on going to the Cavs game tonight.
Speaker 1 (08:25):
Maybe the Guardians game pulled my Uh, they can't hear you.
Speaker 3 (08:28):
My head follows where is the family of four coming?
Where are they coming from?
Speaker 1 (08:34):
There?
Speaker 3 (08:35):
There's knowing you you can't see then see them. I
can see they go back to that. He knows what
he's talking about. Do you go bag there's a blind
to the No. People who don't know this intersection. The
point where it's one way is from that do not
enter sign right there to the line. It's twenty feet
twenty feet. There's no family from where I'm driving. Hit play,
(08:58):
hit play, hip play hit play. Just go from that
point right there to forward. It's all one way. I'm
going the correct diction. Yeah, the judge would agree. All
those all those barricades and lines, those aren't for opposing traffic.
That's all going the same way that I'm going. Because
(09:19):
that truck is going the wrong way. They probably arrest
him first for just what's he doing? Willy nilly, he's
just putting his truck. His truck's pointing. He is actually
pointing the wrong way in traffic. Very curious now, so
if he if they went to pull me over, all
I'd have to do is just point, just point at
that semi truck. The cop would look over there and go, oh,
that's the person. I started the whole thing, just going to.
Speaker 1 (09:43):
The parking and co. Didn't you have to go to court?
Speaker 3 (09:47):
No, he didn't point before Charlie went around the park
to cop at the same intersection, was just like he can,
you know, like he like he owns the road, and
the cop the cop took one look at him because
that guy's a punk. Were so lucky that somebody wasn't.
Charlie pointed with his middle finger at the.
Speaker 6 (10:04):
Com uh huh, somebody driving down that street, taking their
family to the big city, check it out, and then
you just happened to just get smashed by Rover because
he had to be somewhere.
Speaker 3 (10:15):
Didn't hit anybody today, totally totally shafe.
Speaker 8 (10:20):
How many times is he doing this? Caught on camera?
But he could be doing.
Speaker 1 (10:25):
This time I doubt it.
Speaker 3 (10:28):
Yes, it's the first time. The two idiots sat there
behind a truck and they just sat there and didn't
moved and go around it, and waited and waited and
waited and waited and waited. So five seconds.
Speaker 1 (10:39):
I just I don't know if it was worth it
to p everybody's life.
Speaker 10 (10:42):
Is it?
Speaker 3 (10:42):
Charlie's just jealous? Did I get away with it? And
he doesn't that he's that's Hey, that's like hops with
so much Yeah, which is it? I drove on the
wrong side of the road for eight eight feet yep
eight He couldn't wait the five seconds. Impatient. I hate
to get to work, so did I. There's only limited
slots available to turn left. There's so much traffic coming
(11:05):
to the opposite direction. I had to go, and I
can't go because Charlie's slow grammar driving ass is taking.
Speaker 6 (11:12):
Up the whole Hey, I just I'm just out there
and a casual observer of legal crimes that I would
say my road.
Speaker 3 (11:19):
Charlie shouldn't even be talking right now because he shouldn't
even be driving whatever vehicle he has. Where's his truck
with the license plate? Maybe we need a refund of
the forty three and fourteen dollars because I don't see
a truck with Epstein on the back. I don't see
that played anywhere in this video. Yeah, I'm not driving it.
What do you mean? I'm just saying, mister Epstein's parked
(11:42):
in the driveway?
Speaker 11 (11:42):
Show you mister Epstein. Here's mister Epstein right here. That's
mister Epstein right there, here's mister Epstein. Rules don't apply
on his way as private eyelands. Yes, exactly.
Speaker 8 (12:00):
Wait your pajamas do say Rovers Morning Glory.
Speaker 1 (12:03):
On the side?
Speaker 3 (12:05):
All right, Dougi? Are you ready for the shizzy?
Speaker 2 (12:10):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (12:10):
Here we go, Kita Shizzy on Rovers Morning Glory.
Speaker 5 (12:15):
SpaceX set a price of one hundred and thirty five
dollars per share for its IPO yesterday, targeting a valuation
of one point seven seven trillion dollars.
Speaker 3 (12:27):
So this could make this whole lot of money. I
you know, they I don't know about this. I don't
know if I agree with this? Would you buy any No? No,
I'm not going to. Look. Maybe they've done good things,
but that kind of one point seven seven trillion dollars? Yeah,
(12:48):
how much money are they earning? That's you know, let's
take a look at that. Do they have any profitability?
Speaker 5 (12:55):
Well, it says one point seven seven trillion and a
fundraise of seventy five I don't know what that means,
which would make it the largest initial public offering in history.
Speaker 1 (13:04):
What does this seventy five billion mean?
Speaker 3 (13:10):
I don't know.
Speaker 5 (13:11):
Yeah, they said that Elon Musk will retain approximately eighty
two point four percent of the voting power after the offering,
so they say it's not a slam dunk for Elon,
though analyst.
Speaker 1 (13:23):
Nicholas Owens published a.
Speaker 5 (13:25):
Note arguing that SpaceX's actual value is closer to seven
hundred and eighty billion, about half of its.
Speaker 3 (13:30):
Toteah, that may be. That may be. Let's see the
reported the company reported a net loss of five billion
dollars in twenty twenty five. So yeah, I don't know. Look,
maybe they I think Tesla is way over valued too,
But whatever I on.
Speaker 5 (13:50):
Flesh eating New World screwworm was found in Mexico, just
twenty five miles from the US border. It's the closest
the parasite has come to america soils since at least
last September, according to the USDA. They said the case
involved a five year old goat in Mexico's Kuala Julla State,
which shares a border with southwestern Texas. The USDA secretary
(14:15):
called it a very very serious threat to our livestock.
At least twenty six thousand cases have been tracked across
Mexico right over there, with more than twenty seven hundred
still active. The USDA later reported a possible Texas case
which is in a small community about fifty miles.
Speaker 1 (14:33):
From the border. So they say it's getting a little
bit closer and this could be detrimental.
Speaker 5 (14:39):
The screw worm larvae feed on the living tissue of
warm blooded animals, and an outbreak across the Texas economy
alone almost.
Speaker 1 (14:47):
Two billion dollars.
Speaker 5 (14:50):
Game two of the Stanley Cup Finals tonight a PM
Eastern on ABC. The Carolina Hurricanes will host the Vegas
Golden Knights. Vegas leads the Sea series one to zero.
Shia Labuff pleaded guilty yesterday to three counts of simple
battery and was sentenced to probation for a Marti Gras
brawl in New Orleans.
Speaker 1 (15:11):
He's have never gotten that fight.
Speaker 3 (15:12):
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 5 (15:13):
He'll be required to attend an alcohol treatment program as
part of his probation.
Speaker 3 (15:18):
So I guess Nick and Rochester says they're selling seventy
five billion worth and shares, So that makes sense for
the SpaceX stuff. So the shares that they're offering total
seventy five billion dollars, and the percentage of the company
that you're getting for that seventy five billion dollars in
available stock would value the total company at one point
(15:39):
seven seven trillion dollars. Not that's a good idea.
Speaker 5 (15:45):
And finally, the latest installment of the Scary Movie franchise
is out this weekend.
Speaker 3 (15:52):
I love those movies. I'ven't seen a lot of them,
like the first few. Fine, I like those.
Speaker 5 (15:57):
They say it's going to rule the box office this weekend,
and it's the first Geary movie since twenty thirteen, bringing
Anna Ferris and Regina Hall back to the comedy series.
Speaker 1 (16:06):
They say about seventy million dollars in the debut weekend.
Speaker 5 (16:09):
Although I did see a commercial and I did not
laugh once. When I saw the promo for I was like,
Anna looks a little different too, her face looks a
little different.
Speaker 10 (16:22):
She is, Well, you're a lot she's a lot older.
Since the list she gets she had surgery. Maybe I'm
not really sure, but we'll see how well it does.
They say about seventy million dollars, they'd go. That's to
Shizzy on Rover's Morning Boy.
Speaker 3 (16:33):
Take RMG everywhere with the Rover Radio App.
Speaker 2 (16:36):
Watch it and listen live and get direct access to
all the extra Well, we get direct access to.
Speaker 3 (16:42):
All the spicy mix in your camera roll.
Speaker 2 (16:45):
Just kidding, am I Find out for yourself and download
the Rover Radio App today.
Speaker 3 (16:53):
No, my last name is not Shrilla and Netflix is
not making part two of The Crash starring me. No,
that's guys are over dramatic. If I've ever seen a
bunch of old ladies bitchard and moaning about driving, I
think I've just been driving down in Florida too much.
This is how people drive in Florida. Oh my god,
(17:17):
you have to drive like that or they're going to
run you right off the road. You have to hold
your own defensive driving John in Houston, you're on Rover's
Morning Glory warning.
Speaker 12 (17:32):
John, Hey, Doozy, the coolest mom in the world. I'm
just curious now that the girls each have a truck
that should free you up to drop the yellow are
offor once in a while at work.
Speaker 2 (17:45):
Right.
Speaker 3 (17:46):
Oh, yes, and she won't have an excuse for having
to get out of things all the time. I have
to pick up. Oh, I have this, I have that.
Oh you just I can't.
Speaker 1 (17:56):
I got I got a lot going on.
Speaker 3 (17:57):
That's the phrase that has been using for the past
two years that drives me with saying I can't. I can't.
I can't either, I can't can't, I can't.
Speaker 1 (18:05):
I can't do this job.
Speaker 3 (18:06):
I can't. I can't, I can't. Somebody says something she
does I can't. Yes, John, I do believe that. Dougie.
Maybe and this poor guy does need he needs a ride. Dougie,
in fact, maybe I maybe on Tuesdays and Thursdays, maybe
I would let you leave a little bit early just
to give him a ride to the fence company.
Speaker 5 (18:25):
That I mean, I don't work for you, I work
for Keith Hospital.
Speaker 3 (18:28):
I've kind of like spotted this guy around. Like if
you go see Jeffrey there, he is spotted just a
short while ago at the gas station after he left here,
staring at his phone like a he just cannot get
off that phone.
Speaker 1 (18:46):
That's only a couple of blocks from here. Did he walk?
That's again.
Speaker 3 (18:50):
For some reason, he walks to the gas station A
decent walk.
Speaker 6 (18:54):
That's a decent oh yeah, ten to fifteen minutes problem,
it's probably yeah, at least a ten years for ten
twelve minutes.
Speaker 3 (19:01):
Take the uber from there to save money. And then
where did he get that bag from? Because I thought
he would get the bag of whatever he wanted at
the gas station, but he didn't. He got the bag
he brought He brought it in today.
Speaker 1 (19:11):
That's the line. Yeah, oh okay, all right, he had
it with him today.
Speaker 3 (19:16):
Why would he go to that gas station? Tall boy PEPSI,
because if anything, you'd want to well, I mean.
Speaker 13 (19:24):
Avoid that gas station. Well, yeah, that gas station is
the shooting. That's the stabbing station. You know, that's the
one where I saw what like a naked Yeah what
was the naked guy doing?
Speaker 3 (19:38):
And people I saw a naked guy and people were
just like trying to continue pumping gas like nothing's even happening,
and this guy's like air humping. He's completely naked because
they don't want to make eye contact because who knows
what's going to happen with that gas station?
Speaker 6 (19:53):
Last we could go today last Thursday to get gas
there because I was very low and I was like,
that's the only gas station and there's just a man
having a very loud, loud argument with nobody, with himself,
with himself. It took me while to realize he's on bluetooth,
but I thought he was just like losing it and
he's just pacting and screaming and yelling.
Speaker 3 (20:11):
Yeah, that's a little bit of a sketchy gas station there.
Now are they behind the bulletproof glass when you go
in there? I don't go in. I've never been in.
I've been in that, but not for like ten or
fifteen years. I haven't been in there. But poor Jeffrey
and what what what is sort of interesting is he's
(20:32):
I guess you could go down you could make a
left on what street is that there? I guess you
could go down the street through to the gas station,
because you're kind of on the opposite side of the road.
At that gas station that you want to be on
to get on the highway. You want to be on
the other.
Speaker 6 (20:45):
Side because you want to get on the All the
un ramps are right there going the south you want
to be.
Speaker 3 (20:50):
So you think you'd want to be picked up like
more of like Progressive Field or something that.
Speaker 1 (20:56):
That would be the ideal location.
Speaker 6 (20:58):
Top right in the car, the guy just goes straight
right on the seventy seven South right.
Speaker 8 (21:01):
Nope, you could turn right there and then get on
seventy seven South. From there, there's another Yeah, but that's
in construction.
Speaker 3 (21:08):
That that's a detour going on right there right now. Anyway,
I've got to take a break. We'll be right back
on Rover's Morning Glory. Hang on.
Speaker 1 (21:17):
Just remember, Jeffrey La Roche, you're a sample.
Speaker 2 (21:21):
It's Rover's Morning Glory.
Speaker 3 (21:35):
I was reading about the you know, the case. We've
talked about it quite a bit, that eighteen year old
girl who was murdered on the cruise ship the Carnival
Horizon by her allegedly by her sixteen year old step brother,
Timothy Hudson is his name. Her name was Anna Keepner,
(21:57):
and she was found dead under the bed like stuffed
under the bed in this cruise ship, in the room
that she was staying in with her stepbrother, and then
their other uh there was another kid like her other stepbrother.
I think he was younger, like twelve or fourteen or something.
I don't know how anyway, so she was killed allegedly
(22:17):
by the sixteen year old stepbrother. But I guess what
I'm reading now is this is Jesus, I mean, this
is this is I felt bad for this girl's family because,
first of all, the poor girl gets murdered, right, and
if you're murdered by your stepbrother, I can't think of
too many things worse than that, and allegedly sexually assaulted
(22:38):
by the stepbrother, I guess. But now they say that
some unsealed court documents say that there they collected a
rape kit from her body, you know where they're swabbing
for various you know whatever they're doing, semen, DNA, whatever,
(22:59):
and they found DNA from two unidentified males. One they
have determined is this step brother. They've got his DNA
from her rape kid. And then they go, oh, we
haven't been able to match the other DNA. However, they
(23:20):
say that they did collect a sample from an underage
out of state teenager meaning probably like seventeen would be
my guest she was eighteen because she allegedly had sex
with this underage out of state teenager on the boat yeh,
at some point during this cruise, yes, like a day
(23:42):
or two before. So now the parents have to read
about that. Could you imagine this that your daughter ends
up getting killed? And on top of that, you go, wait,
she hooked up with some guy that she met on
the boat and had sex with them while we're out
on our family vacation. That's like, that's the last thing.
Speaker 1 (24:03):
You want to hear, right, you don't want to Yeah,
why do we have to know that stuff? Is it
any of our business?
Speaker 3 (24:08):
Well, you have to know because we have transparency in
the court system. So that's how we ensure that the
right conclusions and there's no cover ups and things like that. So, uh,
that is that's the way our justice system works. And
unfortunately there are some embarrassing things or things that maybe
you don't want out there, but that's just the way
(24:29):
that it's the way that it is.
Speaker 1 (24:31):
I just could you imagine being that.
Speaker 3 (24:34):
That mother went because I think the mother was on
the cruise, right wasn't the mother on the cruise with them,
And then she married a guy and the guy is
the one who had that sixteen year old son, and
that's the one who was allegedly killed her. And Charlie
told me that people online were saying she's a slut?
Is that what you say?
Speaker 6 (24:51):
I saw because I saw that whatever this information that
she had sex with somebody, They're like, oh, what, what
a slut?
Speaker 3 (24:59):
So that's what eighteen year old kids do. I hate
to break.
Speaker 6 (25:02):
It's there and they were like, the kid must have
been seventeen, so it's under it.
Speaker 3 (25:06):
It's not just a break. I think people like to just.
Speaker 6 (25:10):
Be as awful awful as possible online And if you do.
Speaker 1 (25:14):
You would never do that in person.
Speaker 3 (25:15):
If ha it as somebody that you knew and nobody, look,
this is your this is what eighteen year old, seventeen
and eighteen year olds do. This would have been a dream.
I never went on a cruise when I was eighteen
years old. You know, my family never took me on
a cruise vacation when I was seventeen. But if they did,
(25:36):
do you know what, I would have spent the entire
cruise doing trying to do is trying to find some
chick to have sex with.
Speaker 8 (25:43):
Of course, I mean I wasn't looking to have sex.
But I was sixteen on the Disney cruise and we
were allowed to run around on the boat, and I
was meeting young teenage boys, hanging out with them all week.
I have a picture with these two guys I hung
out with, and they were just so fun.
Speaker 1 (25:58):
The one I just wanted to make out with him
so cute.
Speaker 8 (26:01):
And that's what I was doing, was hanging out with
these guys, making connections.
Speaker 3 (26:05):
Did jamake guy with them on the Disney Crush?
Speaker 8 (26:07):
Probably, I don't recall, but I mean we've hung out
all every day. There's a teen only room where parents
aren't allowed even in, so all your teens hanging out,
they make smoothies at the bar for you.
Speaker 1 (26:19):
And so that's what I was doing, was running them
up with these guys.
Speaker 3 (26:22):
Yeah, I mean I don't. That doesn't make her a slut.
That makes her a normal eighteen year old.
Speaker 1 (26:28):
You're on vacation.
Speaker 3 (26:29):
Yeah, And the thing that sucks about it isn't that
you know, I'm not naive. I don't think anybody should
be naive. This is what eighteen year olds do. Okay,
this is this is normal behavior actually, and frankly, thank
god they're actually having sex because most of these kids
they're so involved in porn and their phones and everything
else that they and they're so afraid to talk to
(26:51):
one another they don't even have sex anymore. So hallelujah
to that. The thing that sucks about it is that
is her parents. You have to hear about that, like
it just kind of like you don't want to. You
don't want to think about that, do you? And Jesus,
how unlucky is the kid that actually had sex with her?
(27:15):
Think about that?
Speaker 1 (27:16):
Oh you do know who he is?
Speaker 14 (27:17):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (27:17):
They know who They.
Speaker 5 (27:19):
Interviewed the kid, do they, So he's got to tell
his story. And then is that why the brother got
mad because she was with some other kid?
Speaker 3 (27:28):
Well? Possibly, I don't know.
Speaker 1 (27:32):
Is that leading up to who knows?
Speaker 3 (27:34):
It's it's entirely possible, and do they know? Imagine you're
that kid, You're like, this is the unbelievable. You're like,
oh my god, I got laid on vacation, Like what
is that? Like a mill one in a million shots?
Like yeah, you always think that when you're going on
vacation because I can remember going on vacation sometimes when
I was about that age, and you think you're gonna
(27:55):
meet some girl. Never do never, never, not even close.
Speaker 6 (27:59):
You might have thought, like a girl's nipple on an
accident when she was getting out of a pool, that
would be something that you'd say forever, but not actually
communicating with one.
Speaker 3 (28:10):
This kid actually gets laid on vacation on a cruise
ship and then the girl that he that he screwed
ends up getting murdered a day or two later, and
then the FBI comes in, and I mean, how unlucky
could you positively be? So yeah, I feel bad for
these I mean, look, it's not the the worst part
(28:31):
is that she was murdered, but the second, the worst
part is now all I mean to hear all this
private stuff that comes out, and then and then and
then hearing that I think and I think they found
in this in this, in this rape kit, they found
two sets of male DNA, one one set of sperm,
(28:56):
meaning that the other DNA was from an on ideaed
male but it wasn't sperm, its just regular DNA whatever
that means. And the sperm that was found I believe
is I think it actually doesn't say whether that is
(29:17):
the unidentified out of state minor that she slept with,
or it doesn't say if that's from the stepbrother. But
whatever DNA they got from the vaginal swab, maybe that
is the sperm I don't know, is definitely from the stepbrother.
They say, so, what do you think happened? You think
that that stepbrother was jealous that she had hooked up
(29:40):
with somebody.
Speaker 5 (29:41):
Yeah, maybe this other guy can give some kind of insight.
Speaker 1 (29:45):
Maybe he knew, he's known.
Speaker 5 (29:47):
The whole time that was the girl I slept with,
and he never said anything, right, Oh, I don't know. No, No,
he would you tell, say that you banged a chick
and then you're like, oh.
Speaker 3 (29:59):
God, oh yeah, I would tell immediately. I'd like tell
my mom if I was on vacation with my mom
when I was seventeen and I screwed a chick on
a cruise ship and then she ends up dead. You
bet your ass. I'm being like real quick, because they're
going to find that out somehow with cameras everywhere.
Speaker 8 (30:14):
Yeah, I would want to admit, hey, I was seen
with her prior to her death.
Speaker 3 (30:18):
Yeah, I think I would. Maybe that's not the right
thing to do. But I think I would just be like, yeah,
oh my god, that's crazy because I just slept with
that girl a day or two ago. You don't want
to draw a suspicion to yourself though, so I understand
why maybe you wouldn't say anything. But also, kids, they
can't help but talk. They open up their big mouths.
And one of the kids friends, I'm sure they were
(30:39):
a group of friends probably or whatever. He's probably like, yeah,
they all knew. Everybody on that cruise ship knew somebody
got murdered. I'm sure quickly within a matter of minute.
So they're like, oh my god, it was the chick
that you were with last night, Bill or whatever the
kid's name is. Scott says it was the boy trying
(30:59):
to live out one of those slept with your stepsister
fantasy porns or Joshua says the kids were sharing a room.
Maybe this step son walked in on his stepsister. Anything's possible.
At this point, I have no idea what's what's going
on there? Oh boy, what a terrible it's awful, terrible situation. Man.
(31:23):
Here's a here's a text message from a woman. She
wants to know whether this is bad or not. She writes,
I am horny all the time. I love my husband
(31:44):
and I don't want to cheat on him with a guy.
He was out of town last night, so I randomly
texted this girl pretty much saying let's hook up, and
I think she's in love with me. Now I was
just trying to get off. So she says, uh, am
I wrong for looking for a girl just to hook
(32:05):
up with my husband? Wouldn't care?
Speaker 1 (32:08):
That's still cheating?
Speaker 3 (32:10):
Well, but not if the husband wouldn't care, Well, I
would say a couple of things with this. You say
the husband wouldn't care, what do he? I don't know.
Would he care that he didn't know about it?
Speaker 1 (32:19):
Yeah? Why are you hiding this?
Speaker 5 (32:21):
Then?
Speaker 3 (32:21):
Well, I don't know if she's hiding, and she does
know to us, although she does say she wants to
be anonymous, it does did did your husband know about that?
Because if you like, if if my wife, look, I'm
a I'm a regular guy hot to think about my
wife with some other chick, right, well I wouldn't, would
(32:45):
you mind.
Speaker 1 (32:46):
Charlie, No, but I'd want to know.
Speaker 6 (32:47):
I'd be like, well, that's pretty cool, So get some
pictures of that exactly that's exactly why are you doing
this and not telling me?
Speaker 3 (32:53):
At least be in the room and crank one out
why you're going at it like, I'll just I'll just
are you don't even put me like behind a curtain
or something. I'll just peek out you don't.
Speaker 1 (33:00):
I just want to know.
Speaker 3 (33:01):
I would like to know right if you're doing it
behind But if if my wife did that behind my back.
Speaker 1 (33:07):
Oh, then I'd be Yeah, I wouldn't be happy.
Speaker 3 (33:09):
Like if I if I figured out, like, like, my
wife is at home having sex with a woman right
now and she never told me, I'd be like, what
that's weird or.
Speaker 8 (33:20):
Even just dirty texting enough that she's able to complete
and that to me is still cheating.
Speaker 3 (33:26):
So do you think And I don't know the answer
to this just from reading this text message. She says
he was out of town last night, so I randomly
texted this girl pretty much saying let's hook up. I
think she's in love with me now I was just
trying to get off. Do you think that they did
hook up?
Speaker 1 (33:43):
Oh?
Speaker 3 (33:43):
Or did they just they were sexting?
Speaker 1 (33:45):
Well, then that's hooking up.
Speaker 3 (33:47):
She came over you think, so yeah, sure, Yeah, that explicit.
It doesn't say that explicitly in this, but so is
she wrong, Crystal? I'll ask you, is that wrong of
her to? What did she ask? Here? Is it? Am
I wrong for looking for a girl just to hook
up with?
Speaker 8 (34:06):
Yes, especially if he doesn't know if he is already
and you guys have rules and boundaries set in place
that Hey, when I'm out of town, if you want
to text a girl and hook up with her, I'm
okay with that. You don't have to tell me. You
can do what you want. Then that's different. If he
has no idea like me, I like girls, but that
doesn't mean that I'm texting girls on the side, even
(34:28):
though I have a boyfriend. Like my boyfriend would not
be okay with that because that's cheating. If we were
at a bar and I said, Hey, that girl's hot
over there, I would love to go talk to her.
He's there, I'm asked kind of not really asking permission,
but you know, making sure it's okay with him, then
that's different. He's in the know, he knows what's going on.
(34:48):
It's evolved in some way.
Speaker 3 (34:50):
Yeah. Now, me being a husband, I would be like, like,
if I'm at a bar and b too. It's like, Oh,
that chick's hot, I want to go talk to her.
If I was going to be excluded from the sexual activity,
I don't know about that. I think I'd be a
little bit like a, oh, what's the point at that point?
(35:13):
I want to I.
Speaker 1 (35:13):
Want to get I want to get some too, because
you're selfish. But if she wants something, you're like no,
because there's nothing for me.
Speaker 3 (35:19):
Okay, Well, if if if those are the rules, then
do I then get to go talk to any chick
I want and take?
Speaker 1 (35:26):
This is what happens.
Speaker 3 (35:27):
I'll just asking.
Speaker 8 (35:29):
That's why a lot of people who are in thropples
and all those kinds of situations you want to be
a swinger, they have a lot of rules in place.
They discuss a lot of these things prior to engaging
in other activities. This way, there are no complications. It's
already been worked out prior to the situation or arise.
And if you are doing it and then questioning was
(35:50):
this a bad thing?
Speaker 1 (35:51):
Then it was.
Speaker 8 (35:52):
If you have to ask yourself if it's bad and
convince yourself that it wasn't you did a bad thing?
Speaker 3 (35:57):
Well, she's wait. She sent some more text messages. Let
me see here, hang on, let me go back. I
might have missed some. Give me a minute here. Let's see.
What does she say? We didn't do either? So chill,
we didn't do either? I think hook up. I mean
that's okay. That means they didn't hook up. He's going
(36:17):
to know, she says, all right, So if he all right, no,
I don't think that's I don't think it's bad. If
you let your husband know in advance and you say
he's not gonna he doesn't have a problem with it,
then I don't think that that's bad. What's bad? What's
bad about that? I have no issue with that? If
your husband doesn't mind her, You hook up with a girl,
(36:38):
hook up with one hundred women, get off every night?
I have Why would anybody have a problem with I
mean I do she would, I know her, But yeah,
don't do that. Why what's wrong with you don't do that?
Why if the husband doesn't have any problem with this,
that's cheating but the guy doesn't care.
Speaker 1 (36:53):
It's still you're Why be married?
Speaker 14 (36:56):
Then?
Speaker 1 (36:57):
Why be in a committed relationship when you're in an open.
Speaker 3 (37:01):
Relations They enjoy maybe her and her husband enjoy being
around each other.
Speaker 5 (37:04):
That's entirely possible secretly texting a radio show for their advice.
Speaker 3 (37:08):
Then she's just asking is it wrong?
Speaker 1 (37:11):
That's why hence he's going to know, she says, he's
going to know.
Speaker 3 (37:18):
Good luck with that he doesn't know yet.
Speaker 5 (37:20):
Okay, So again that's not very old.
Speaker 3 (37:22):
Why bring something up if it's not even a thing yet,
you know, she doesn't know.
Speaker 1 (37:27):
Maybe with her the other girl is in love with her.
Speaker 3 (37:31):
That's a problem.
Speaker 1 (37:32):
That they've been clearly together.
Speaker 3 (37:34):
That could be an issue.
Speaker 8 (37:37):
It might not have hooked up physically yet, but they
are definitely hooking up emotionally.
Speaker 1 (37:41):
They're connecting in some way.
Speaker 8 (37:43):
If this other woman is already that infatuated with you,
you've been engaged in more than just a single quick conversation.
Speaker 3 (37:53):
Yeah, I think, let's see. That's that's that's where you
get into issues with these sorts of things. A much safer.
I don't know if it's safer from like an STV standpoint,
but if you meeting a stranger or somebody that you
don't really know and having a one night thing with them,
it's it's like a better way to go. Then you
(38:14):
don't have this stuff where one person becomes obsessed and
you know, weird stuff going on. Delaware Brian asks, Yo, Rover,
are you and b two swingers?
Speaker 1 (38:30):
No?
Speaker 3 (38:31):
No, we're not swingers. I would I wouldn't. I don't
have any issue with it, zero issue. I've said this
in the past. She could sleep with women. I don't
care if she sleeps with dudes, as long as I'm
(38:51):
able to do the same thing dudes.
Speaker 1 (38:55):
You want to guys too, Yes.
Speaker 3 (39:00):
I'm gonna have all the guys. That's our rule. You
get them first and I get the sloppy seconds.
Speaker 10 (39:09):
Uh.
Speaker 3 (39:11):
Best friend says Stoosy just has a problem with sex.
She's an a hole.
Speaker 5 (39:15):
Why because I don't want you cheating on people call
me crazy.
Speaker 3 (39:19):
It's not cheating. If they're okay with it, that's not cheating.
Cheating to me is like if you did something behind
your spouse's back. For instance, if I went out of
town tonight and I met a girl in a hotel
bar and slept with her, that would be cheating on
(39:40):
my wife. However, if I tell my wife today, hey,
I'm going out of town tonight and she goes, oh,
maybe you'll meet like a hot chick. Yeah, do you
mind if I sleep with her. No, go ahead, that's
not cheating. No, that's yeah.
Speaker 7 (39:56):
I agree, it's totally open and agreed upon. Yeah, transparency there. Yes,
Curious George, you're on Rover's Morning Glory. Good morning, Curious George.
Speaker 14 (40:10):
Good morning Rover. How are you?
Speaker 3 (40:11):
Hey? What's happening?
Speaker 14 (40:14):
Hey, so Rover, I'm actually curious. Uh, it's a question
for you guys. After getting married or dating someone after
a long time, was there anything that shocked you that
your significant other brought up about him or herself maybe
be too made out with chicks in the past or
Christas stores at night or whatever.
Speaker 3 (40:35):
Uh, let's see. Anything that shocked me about my wife?
I M I think the only thing that's pretty I
mean it's pretty boring. But the only thing that shocked
me about my wife is I have realized living with
her for so long, I had no idea she was
(40:56):
as anxious as she is. Just never stopped worrying, thinking,
brain doesn't shut off, can't sleep all roll over at
two o'clock in the morning and she's up like she
just I that that surprises me. But nothing, Uh, no,
nothing shocking. I kind of knew what I was getting into.
(41:17):
Charlie did anything about actually hold that thought. Anything shock
you about your girlfriend? Maybe Crystal, excuse me, was shocked
by something with her boyfriend. We know that Snitz was
had to have been shocked by something with his wife.
I've got to take a break. Eight sixty six yo,
(41:38):
over is is our number? Eight sixty six nine sixty
seven sixty eight three seven. Now that same girl, she
sent another text. She said, the girl said, your husband
is going to find out, not that he knew. That's cheating. Lol.
I've been with my husband for eight years, numerous threesomes.
(41:59):
The girl I literally texted her one time. That's it. Oh,
how do you know this girl? How did you meet
this girl? Where did she come into if you only
texted her once? Where did this and how did she
fall in love with you so fast? Maybe this chick's hot.
I've seen hot chicks just walking down the street. I
feel like I love that chick. I'm in love right now.
(42:22):
Who knows anything's possible. I gotta take a break. We'll
be right back. Hang on.