WED FULL SHOW: Masturbation consultants, Rover walked three whole miles, and did JLR get his car home?

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Speaker 1 (00:04):
This is Rover's Morning Glory. Rover, there are laws against us, Charlie.
What's mort than you for jury band Jeffrey please.

Speaker 2 (00:22):
Screaming on Roverradio dot com Rovers Morning Glory Stars Now.

Speaker 1 (00:54):
Oo the morning. What's happening?

Speaker 3 (00:57):
It is Wednesday, June twenty twenty six. Good morning and
s Rover's Morning Glory.

Speaker 1 (01:03):
I'm Rover, Doogie is here, Good morning, sir. Stancer is here. Amen,
Crystal is here.

Speaker 3 (01:10):
Hello, And that's it.

Speaker 4 (01:11):
You're with us as well. Eight sixty six yo, Rover
eight six six nine sixty seven six eight three seven.
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We'll get to your email here in just a moment.

Speaker 3 (01:43):
Usual.

Speaker 4 (01:43):
Do you have any idea where where the butt buddies
are today?

Speaker 5 (01:49):
No, I'm sure that Charlie probably left his house and
went into I'm sorry work and then was like, oh crap.
I gotta go get Jeffrey in there. You got Jeffrey,
you think you forgot them?

Speaker 1 (02:00):
I don't know. All right, well there, I know you
had to pick them up. They're not They're not here
at all.

Speaker 4 (02:05):
So okay, Jeffrey still without a car obviously, at least
the best of my knowledge.

Speaker 1 (02:14):
You know, I think he was getting what Why are
you crying? That's okay? Where do you see? My eyes water?
You lift your head up. Your head's down to car,
trying to You're lit up camera camp. My view of
you all right? Your eyes watery?

Speaker 4 (02:38):
Late Lad's catchers. She's gazing into my eyes.

Speaker 1 (02:42):
You lift your hood up. I don't have a hood
on no day. You know what it bothers me? Just
slipped it up a little.

Speaker 4 (02:52):
Gauge. Right, you're over. I've been listening to your show
my entire life. My dad started listening the day you
took over, and I grew up with.

Speaker 1 (03:03):
You always on the radio. Now I listen daily.

Speaker 4 (03:07):
I'm a ride maintenance foreman at Cedar Point, and I
wanted to comment on a few things you guys said.

Speaker 3 (03:13):
On Monday show.

Speaker 4 (03:15):
You were asking what air gates are the gates you
stand at before you get on the ride are controlled
by air cylinders, and they have sensors to tell the
ride computer when the gates are open and when they
are closed. If guests shake the gates, it will move
off the sensor and automatically.

Speaker 1 (03:31):
Stop any ride.

Speaker 4 (03:32):
And the reason Charlie couldn't get his lap bar closed on.

Speaker 1 (03:37):
Mine ride.

Speaker 4 (03:40):
Is because on that ride specifically, each lap bar has
to be in the exact same position before they close.
It happens all the time. Stay high, grated, blank you gage.
He's been listening his entire life since he came out
of the womb. Now look at it. Look who the

(04:00):
cat dragged in? Jeffrey and Charlie just walked in? What
good morning, Jeffrey. Did you hold Charlie up or were
you waiting for Charlie to get you? I was waiting
for Charlie to get me. Oh yeah, Were you twiddling

(04:21):
your thumbs just waiting for him to get there? Nod
you text him, go where are you? Where the hell
are you? I was company, he was on his way.
Oh yeah, yeah, okay, Jeremy right.

Speaker 1 (04:36):
Rover.

Speaker 4 (04:36):
You obviously are completely oblivious to what NFL stadiums are
used for outside of NFL games.

Speaker 3 (04:44):
He's talking about the usage of the stadium.

Speaker 4 (04:46):
So the NCAA Final Four is in Indianapolis, where do
you think they played? They put a floor down in
Lucas Oil Stadium and play the games there. Along with
things like that, there are concerts and a number of
other things that NFL stadiums that are used for throughout
the year. Jeremy, I would venture to tell say that
you'd be lucky if Brown Stadium whatever they call it

(05:08):
these days, Sunnington Makefield, if it was used fifteen times
last year's Let's take a look at the Let's see,
let's look at the.

Speaker 3 (05:20):
And we have other venues here for those type of things.

Speaker 4 (05:24):
Yes, it's I mean, I don't know how anybody could
make an argue or how anybody could make an argument
that they're used all the time.

Speaker 1 (05:33):
They're not.

Speaker 4 (05:34):
It's one of the things every he's an idiot. Let's
see what do we have coming up here? All right,
Let's see, all right, this is the whole, this is
a remainder of the year. Let's see we have Brazil
versus Egypt. That's a soccer game that's coming up. Upper
deck golf, that's where you hit a golf ball from
the upper deck Out onto the field post Malone, Ausher

(06:01):
when's post malone June twenty fifth because he canceled that
he's canceling a bunch of dates.

Speaker 3 (06:07):
Oh why blue Dot was gone? Usher?

Speaker 4 (06:13):
And Chris Brown is July seventh, Foo Fighters is August tenth,
and the rest of the time, it's just Brown's games.

Speaker 6 (06:20):
There's one, two, three, four according to Google Gemini last
year twenty twenty five. Yeah, I was used fourteen times. Yeah, okay,
so nine Browns a month.

Speaker 4 (06:31):
Nine Brown games, Browns Games, Journey ac DC, Morgan Wallen,
Morganwallen whatever, over the edges, over the edge repelling event.
I might have been used more than that too, because
didn't they have a soccer game last year or was
that the.

Speaker 3 (06:46):
Year before that?

Speaker 1 (06:47):
I thought that was it was a soccer game game.

Speaker 4 (06:49):
So you know, AI, it's I read a statistic on
how often Gemini lies to you and it's basically all
the time, literally all the time.

Speaker 3 (06:57):
And then last year it's not forget Summer w W, SUMMERSLA.

Speaker 1 (07:00):
On there, so they're not used a lot.

Speaker 4 (07:07):
Let's see, here is someone who writes, I would never
send this email, but Mary from Saint louis really pissed
me off with her comments about B two at the
end of the show. Whether or not her comments were true,
She's always talking about women positively and women doing what
they want to look good, and that dig was completely unnecessary.

(07:30):
Mary also talks about not needing a man and not
needing handouts herself. She works hard for everything she does
and gets. Why don't you ask Mary from Saint Louis
who paid for her Roverfest tickets. It wasn't her and
it wasn't her husband, is what I'm reading here? Interesting?

(07:54):
Jessica says, where does Mary from Saint Louis get off?
Jeffrey is gotten handouts from the show since the day
he started. He's acquired multiple poon posses, a never ending
supply of motor boat and cash, food rides, trips, now
a car, all from being on the show. Even after
all this, he's still ungrateful because he continues to be

(08:14):
a complete grump on the show every single day. B two,
on the other hand, has done nothing but give. She
gave up her career, She's had to pop Rover's butt,
pimples lotion, his entire body, be it his beck and
call twenty four to seven put together furniture because Rover
refuses to do it himself. Be married to someone who's
never said I love you, Tarr. The list goes on.
In fact, I wouldn't be surprised if Rover makes her

(08:37):
do the marathon walk, even with a broken foot so
he doesn't have to.

Speaker 1 (08:42):
And if she did get a nose shub, who cares.

Speaker 4 (08:45):
That's the least she should get in return from the
crap she's had to put up with on a daily
basis being married to Rover. I guess at the end
of the show, Mary from Saint Louis called with some
you know, one of these conspiracy theories or something that
I'm hiding something or whatever that I've told everyone on
the show not to bring not to bring this up.

Speaker 6 (09:08):
I had no idea she had. I don't know anything.
I would never notice that about somebody. I don't think.

Speaker 4 (09:14):
I must have been when we were on a vacation
like ten years ago or something.

Speaker 1 (09:19):
Well, it spent a long time. I never noticed. Yeah,
And who cares? I mean, who cares? Well?

Speaker 4 (09:26):
Mary thinks I'm telling everybody there's some sort of big
secret that I'm Why would I try to hide that?
Why would she try to hide that you could see it.
It's something on somebody's face that you would recognize and notice. Perhaps,
what could you possibly be trying to hide. I don't
think you'd want to hide it. In fact, if anything,
I think you want to show it off. Matt writes,

(09:50):
I've been dating a woman eight years older than myself,
and lately I've just been feeling down and tried to
break up with her. She yells and fights to keep me.
Am I worth it? Just want the show's opinion? Am
I worth it?

Speaker 1 (10:07):
How would I know? How would I know if you're
worth it?

Speaker 4 (10:10):
I work days, she works nights, so if she comes over,
I end up missing work. There's more, but any guidance
will be appreciated, Matt, break up with her.

Speaker 1 (10:19):
That's it easy.

Speaker 4 (10:20):
If you're emailing me wondering whether you should break up,
break up. Yeah, if things were going great, you won't
be emailing asking advice right up.

Speaker 5 (10:28):
And if you're feeling down and you're just like blobout
her life is too short.

Speaker 1 (10:33):
You deserve to be happy, right, That's right? Yes, yes,
I tell this Some people all the time break up.

Speaker 3 (10:41):
I don't know what all these idiots are doing sticking
around with somebody.

Speaker 1 (10:44):
If they don't make what's wrong with it? Or I
don't get it? Yeah, I just it's crazy.

Speaker 3 (10:51):
I think people get in this thing and they think
like this is the best they're ever going to get,
or they don't want to be alone.

Speaker 1 (10:55):
Like, oh, I just got to put up with it. Well,
they take a look at you. They don't want to
end up like you think there's nothing wrong.

Speaker 5 (11:00):
I would rather be in my scenario than be with
somebody that makes me feel a certain way. That person
makes me feel bad about myself or not good, like
you're not having fun.

Speaker 1 (11:17):
Jake writes, you're over a.

Speaker 4 (11:19):
Couple episodes behind, but I'm catching up on the podcast.
I heard you guys discuss toilet seat. It's all having
an opening on the seat in public places. I was
out celebrating my wife's birthday today. We stopped at a
restaurant in Oberlin. Attached as a photo to prove that
not all public toilets have an opening on the seat.

Speaker 1 (11:36):
Love the show.

Speaker 3 (11:37):
I can't stand duhie Wow, all right, well this is
a code violation. Yeah, there's no doubt about it. Not
up to code reporting a valation.

Speaker 4 (11:50):
He goes on about Dushie, I can't stand anything about her,
and her voice is gross.

Speaker 1 (11:55):
He says, thank you. Uh, Philippe rights, you're over.

Speaker 4 (12:04):
I just heard you say stop going to Mexico due
to tourists being killed there. I just looked it up
and from twenty fifteen to twenty twenty three, there are
two hundred two casualties, including both fatalities and injuries, to
tourists in Mexico. Now, from twenty sixteen to twenty twenty six,
there have been nearly two hundred and fifty deaths of

(12:25):
students and educators in high schools, one hundreds more injured. So,
by your logic, nobody should go to high school. Yeah,
I hated high school. High school sucks, totally sucks, waste
of time. Don't go to that either.

Speaker 1 (12:39):
Shut up?

Speaker 3 (12:42):
God, did I hate school?

Speaker 1 (12:44):
Last day of school for for who? Our area? For Gianna?

Speaker 5 (12:48):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (12:48):
Yeah, high school?

Speaker 5 (12:50):
She happy, She's going for an hour, take a final element,
she's done.

Speaker 1 (12:55):
Yes, she's so happy.

Speaker 3 (12:56):
And then, lady, there was that she sent you yesterday?

Speaker 1 (12:59):
Is that what she was talking about?

Speaker 7 (13:00):
Her?

Speaker 3 (13:00):
What was that? Oh?

Speaker 1 (13:02):
My god, you should see this video.

Speaker 4 (13:03):
Gianna sent the Dougie yesterday, just begging to get out
of school. Essentially just she's gonna have to be there
and then I'm gonna have to wait an hour and
twenty minutes.

Speaker 5 (13:14):
For yesterday because the all the schedule is wonky because
of the finals and stuff.

Speaker 1 (13:18):
But she's done and then she's like burping and farting
and stuff or not. She wasn't what a why? That's
why doesn't follow from now? It doesn't? Is that it?

Speaker 4 (13:32):
Jason says, I was out on a bike ride in
Rochester and I had to turn around and snap a
photo of this sign. Looks like Charlie even as the
dog is he secretly living in New York.

Speaker 3 (13:42):
Let me see what is it?

Speaker 1 (13:44):
Charlie knows? That's so cool?

Speaker 3 (13:46):
It does look like chocolate Charlie and his orange beard.
Really good boy, A little hammer holding hammer backwards.

Speaker 1 (13:53):
That's that's him. I'm surprised you caught that. Snith uh.

Speaker 3 (14:01):
Let's see.

Speaker 4 (14:02):
Speaking of Charlie, Brian says, yo're over. I'm really excited
to hear about Charlie's NASCAR experience this weekend, but I
did want to point out that he won't be getting
the true NASCAR vibe. I don't know if any of
you guys know who the YouTuber Kleidas McFarland is he's
a great guy with a very large fouling of mostly

(14:24):
blue collar, hardworking people. Unfortunately, about twenty five percent of
his audience are the weird, parasocial instagram nerds that have
to ruin life for everyone else.

Speaker 1 (14:34):
Okay, Kalidas is a part.

Speaker 4 (14:36):
Time NASCAR driver and every time he's had a racetrack
it becomes a yit show. Charlie is going to have
a blast, but he's going to notice two stark differences
of people in the crowd, those that are race fans
and those that are there to take pictures.

Speaker 1 (14:49):
That being said, Charlie should.

Speaker 4 (14:51):
Really try to get Kalidas on the show of your
athletically built landscapers know who he is, Charlie, do you
know who Kleida? No, McFarland, Well, you're not an athletically
built lands that's true.

Speaker 3 (15:03):
That is true. Makes sense.

Speaker 6 (15:06):
So this guy's saying more Kleadish fans will be there
than NASCAR fans.

Speaker 4 (15:11):
I don't understand the plant. That's right, he says, it's
just to take Huh, why even run the race? Just
have Kleidas walk around the track. Yeah, that would be awesome. Uh,
Mickey Wrights thinking about Jeffrey's situation with his refrigerator.

Speaker 1 (15:33):
Does he have rental insurance? That's correct.

Speaker 4 (15:39):
Most properties require that before you activate the lease agreement.
I know in this instance he wouldn't be able to
recoup the cost of his groceries because the deductible is
probably higher. But if he is ultimately responsible for replacing
the appliances, his renters insurance might be able to cover
that expense.

Speaker 3 (15:58):
Unfortunately, when I first got the place, I didn't have
a rental insurance at that time, I don't think, but
you you do.

Speaker 1 (16:05):
You have it now. I have it now, but I
don't think it probably had it your fridge break.

Speaker 3 (16:10):
It started like it started going on the frizz maybe
at the most almost two weeks. Yeah, I can't even
remember when it started going on the frizz, but we
just started noticing it and we thought maybe it could
have been something minor where we could like maybe replace.

Speaker 1 (16:22):
Something and you know, kept it.

Speaker 3 (16:24):
But eventually, I think eventually that Friday night, that's what
I think it would complete completely. So Friday night, Yeah,
did you have renter's insurance?

Speaker 1 (16:34):
Then? Yeah?

Speaker 3 (16:35):
I had Regis insurance. I was just sure to have
that how to we'll apply that. So, like I said,
I don't know if Rinter's insurance will cover that, honestly,
but who else? But I had to do what I
had to do, unfortunately, But you probably got some answers
from your landlord that you called yesterday, right, No, unfortunately,
you call my landlord. My wife and I were debating that.
I just said, do you really want to get the
landlord involved? Because at my previous place I had to

(16:56):
replace the refrigerator, but that has nothing to do with
this place. And the phone number I have, I'm not
sure if it's oh, because like I got to notice,
like maybe about six seven months ago that you know,
when my rent went up, and I don't know.

Speaker 1 (17:10):
I why you still have that.

Speaker 3 (17:11):
It has his actual phone number, but the one I
have in my phone, I don't think is even his
real phone numbers. Oh, it's it's at this point, unfortunately,
we're over it's a crap shoot. No, it's not.

Speaker 1 (17:21):
It's not a crap shoot. It's not.

Speaker 3 (17:22):
It's lazy, that's what it is.

Speaker 4 (17:25):
Why would you Why would your wife and you debate
whether you should hit the landlord involve?

Speaker 1 (17:30):
What's the downside? I don't know I'm just saying, we
just debated about that last night. Debate.

Speaker 3 (17:37):
So in some places where the landlord, you know, is
allowed to come in and inspect the apartment and all
that kind of stuff, and you know my son is
ceiling fan collection.

Speaker 5 (17:45):
Oh okay, why didn't we just start with that at
the beginning of the week, just say we don't want
the landlord to come in because we'll get in trouble
for what he sees.

Speaker 4 (17:54):
I don't think the landlord wants to come in there.
You just said all he has to do is say, listen,
the fridge broke. I had to buy a new fridge.
What is the landlord need to come in for?

Speaker 1 (18:02):
He might.

Speaker 4 (18:05):
So that makes I think it's a five hundred dollars risk.

Speaker 1 (18:08):
He doesn't want.

Speaker 5 (18:08):
Him to see everything hanging on the walls and all
the fans.

Speaker 4 (18:11):
That've seen it on r MG TV and it's out there.
I'm just saying, it's it's no big secret. He's got
a street lamp mounted in his bedroom. Oh that's that's
in the basement now, sitting in a box.

Speaker 1 (18:25):
So leave it at that.

Speaker 4 (18:30):
So you're not going to call the landlord, then it
is what the that's what you guys have come to
the conclusion.

Speaker 1 (18:36):
Of I'm still I'm still mulling over that myself. So
he's not mulling, he's lying.

Speaker 4 (18:44):
What's on his nose, That's where you got a lot
of No, there's no flem on his nose. He's got
a bandage over where he walked into the ceiling fan.

Speaker 1 (18:51):
What happened that? Would?

Speaker 3 (18:54):
I told you it happened over the weekend when I
walked right into it. Yeah, and my son beside it.
You just didn't like to look. He just put a
band need on it. Oh okay.

Speaker 1 (19:03):
What's on his nostril? Is that from this is? That
looks like that's another scab?

Speaker 3 (19:08):
Ohca on nostril, that's from the same incident.

Speaker 1 (19:12):
Oh my god.

Speaker 3 (19:13):
Yeah, I went boom because because like part of the
blade bracket, because the blades weren't on the fan itself,
it was just the metal bracket.

Speaker 4 (19:20):
No, that's that's almost worse, right, because you walked right
into metal. Yeah, that's where you rip that ceiling fan
down and you throw out all this shit.

Speaker 1 (19:27):
It's since been taken down. Mm hmmm. And I'm trying
really hard not to be a grump this time.

Speaker 8 (19:35):
Bro.

Speaker 3 (19:35):
I heard the one person complaining, complaining about me. Yes, whatever,
you have helped me for almost the length of time
on the show and off the air. I have thank you,
and I've always appreciate everything you have done for me,
you know, in the time I have been on this show.
So I just want you to know that, and if
I want the fans to know that too. Okay, So
I'm trying to I'm trying to like do a one

(19:56):
eighty here, try not to be so you know, grumpy,
if you will doing a good job.

Speaker 4 (20:01):
Yeah, Sean writes. Rover was arguing that Jeffrey and his
son couldn't move the fridge downstairs by themselves.

Speaker 1 (20:08):
Are you kidding me? It's not a Rover refrigerator.

Speaker 4 (20:12):
It's a basic, normal, run of the mill fridge, not
a huge, industrial sized one like Rover probably has.

Speaker 1 (20:18):
I took my old one.

Speaker 4 (20:19):
Down two flights of stairs and dragged it one hundred
and fifty feet to the road by myself. They aren't
so heavy but awkward to get a hold of to move.
Rover clearly lives a pampered life that requires zero muscle use. Yeah,
you will never make it walking a marathon. You walk
three hundred steps a day, and your weak little knees

(20:39):
can't handle even that. Oh, I know, I'm not as
tough as Shawn. It's single handedly putting a fridge, carrying
a fridge one handed down one hundred flights of steps.

Speaker 1 (20:50):
I kind of agree with son.

Speaker 3 (20:52):
I think that you're an idiot.

Speaker 1 (20:54):
I'd have to see Jeffrey and his son wrestle around
with the refrigerator to move things like that.

Speaker 3 (20:59):
Yeah, and you think you could do a smaller fridge,
not that big of a fridge.

Speaker 1 (21:02):
It's jeff move that fridge.

Speaker 5 (21:04):
Him and his son. They're too strong. Boys, Guys, I'm.

Speaker 9 (21:08):
Just saying I don't fridge is empty. He kicked the
doors off. Yeah, well I didn't even think about that around. Yeah,
I dou tape it. I do think that my daughter
and I could move.

Speaker 4 (21:19):
Okay, you have two guys, Jeffrey and his son. They've
never done anything like this before, so strong.

Speaker 1 (21:28):
And we saw how the piano went. He ended up
in the e R.

Speaker 3 (21:32):
No, I didn't wind up in the e R. I
just like I said, Well, I just told my doctor
about it.

Speaker 10 (21:36):
Didn't.

Speaker 3 (21:37):
So let's let's correct that record. Call. Of course he
did it. That's part of the checkup. Though they did it,
it's not part of the checkup. They they gave you
any chest pant for his dog.

Speaker 1 (21:48):
Well, no, he went to the check up for his
dog and he.

Speaker 3 (21:51):
Well, what you guys are getting everything confused here? When
I went from my initial when I went there the
one time Charlie K came with me, they that's when
they did that. When I told them about, you know,
like I had like, you know, like a lad heartbeat,
and my doctor got concerned. He did any that came
back normal. Now as far as my dog, I went
to a different doctor for that. Well, I'm just saying

(22:14):
that these two would get that fridge. They have to
take it down the outside, down the steps. They've never
done anything like that before. They're gonna end up crushing one.
One is gonna be on the wrong side wrong. You know,
it's just okay, But fineairs.

Speaker 1 (22:30):
Go for it. It just takes a little playing in
a little common sense.

Speaker 3 (22:33):
Why don't you do it? I haven't gotten around to
do it. You're selling it. How did did guys show
up to sell it? No, no one showed up. So
I don't think. I don't think anyone's gonna really be
interested in buying a broken fridge, trust me on that one.
How much? How heavy is that? What are we saying?
How many poems?

Speaker 1 (22:52):
My friend now for doing it? That I bought two guys.

Speaker 3 (22:56):
Have the two guys that delivered it, and they brought
up they brought up the stairs.

Speaker 1 (22:59):
Daddy's like, heart, Yeah, you should have Sean do it.

Speaker 3 (23:02):
He would have delivered at one handed undred Okay, I'm
looking at an average, just this pretty normal fridge, and we.

Speaker 6 (23:07):
Go just basically we got you every how many cubic feet?

Speaker 3 (23:11):
But I would say I would say, I will you
out about eighteen cubic feet eighteen okay, so that's about it.

Speaker 6 (23:16):
Uh huh, it's one hundred and sixty six pounds. Got
somewhere there's eighty eight pounds apiece.

Speaker 1 (23:27):
Yeah, yep, yep.

Speaker 3 (23:30):
But as Dougie said, and in her defense, they're kind
of awkward to handle. Low, I would just throw it
out of your front window. I'm not even joking. You're broken,
you're not going to use it.

Speaker 6 (23:41):
Push it over the banister, make sure nobody's underneath it,
push it over, it falls down, then you go take it.

Speaker 3 (23:47):
Do it.

Speaker 1 (23:48):
Yep.

Speaker 4 (23:50):
We'll figure out. We'll figure out something. I would have
somebody move it out for me so I don't kill myself.
Joe rides You're over looks like DEI has even spilled
over into video games. I went to play the new
Forza racing game for Xbox and the first thing you
have to do is create a character. At first, everything

(24:13):
seemed normal as far as picking your face, hair, skin,
and body type, but after that things got kind of weird.
You then select whether you want a prosthetic leg arm
or what color hearing a do you want. I'm so
glad that they let you choose your correct pronoun. He

(24:34):
she them they or I may have been offended. I
feel like we really have slipped into an alternate universe
without knowing it. At least I was able to customize
my license plate. Picture is attached. Ah, there it is
cm gus ZLR. I wonder if he has any of

(24:58):
those prostices.

Speaker 3 (25:00):
So how do you say that on his character?

Speaker 8 (25:04):
You know?

Speaker 3 (25:05):
I want to point out, Speaking of license plates, I
saw something in the news this morning that three people
of ricud Ohio BMV over personalized license plates. That the
rules are just too broad and they're trying to and
I think a federal court is trying to get the
State of Ohio to narrow them down because most of
the stuff, like like what Charlie originally wanted, you know,
could be interpreted as obstened by the normal person when

(25:29):
he originally said, you know, it could mean chocolate milk guzzler,
you know, and.

Speaker 4 (25:37):
That well, maybe I don't know what he has. Here's
an article about it that someone sent. Now I will
say I love that they they have warning graphic. It
says in all caps on this story from Channel nineteen.
Warning this story includes language and topics some may feel

(25:57):
are offensive. And it's all over personalized license plates. Oh man,
this must be a filthy, filthy story. While a federal
judge says that they've gone too far and rejecting certain
vanity plates that have been requested by drivers. So this
is I told you there was a lawsuit that was
going on. We talked about this the other day. Where's

(26:17):
the thing that's very very graphic. I don't see it gay?
Gay that's it. You've got to be kidding me that
that's what they're giving this warning graphic. Warning this story
includes language and topics some may feel offensive That somebody
has requested the word gay on their license plate requires this.

(26:38):
This is how big of pussies society has become.

Speaker 1 (26:43):
That that word any word, well, you need.

Speaker 4 (26:49):
To retreat into your safe space because God forbid. Oh
they need to give me a warning so I could
quickly run out of the room before they show me
the super offensive life Mason's plate.

Speaker 1 (27:00):
Gay.

Speaker 3 (27:02):
Oh my, honestly, Rover, if I saw something like that
license plate, I said, maybe that's their sexual persuasion. And
like I said, you know what I could give a
ratsass if that person wants is that that's their lifestyle
choice or their sexual persuasion.

Speaker 4 (27:14):
Fine, will not let that license say you ready to
put this on your new your new car?

Speaker 3 (27:19):
No, because I am not of that sexual persuasion.

Speaker 1 (27:22):
It means happy No, but trying to be hap.

Speaker 3 (27:28):
Jeffrey, No, you have the ignorant a holes out there
that would think otherwise. That's why well that well again
I will.

Speaker 1 (27:38):
I'm just saying I'm trying to pay. That's not my
sexual saying.

Speaker 4 (27:43):
We'll be right back on Rover's morning Glory cases divorce.

Speaker 1 (27:48):
You can thank us later for that last one.

Speaker 2 (27:51):
Welcome back to Rover's Moaning Glory.

Speaker 4 (28:10):
There's someone who says your bright says an email. What
is the consequence for Jeffrey when his son kicks the
window or rips the wrap off the vehicle or hides
a license plate because he doesn't like it? Jeffery, what
would you do if we get you a new car
and then Homage kicks out the.

Speaker 1 (28:30):
Windshield like normal? That's a good that is a really
good question.

Speaker 3 (28:38):
I gotta think of a good punishment for him to
The only thing I can think of is this, if something,
if something were to happen, if I do you guys
give me this new car, which when something does.

Speaker 1 (28:50):
Happen to it.

Speaker 3 (28:51):
Now, I'm just gonna to inform him all your steiling
fans are I'm gonna call I'm gonna call a dumpster
coming in a table. Get rid of all your damn
steiling fans. An, Well, those there are most of our metals.
So I would have to have him. You got to
take the arcler and mittall and have him all melted
down steel company dug roll work with me here, dear.

(29:13):
That's how you say that? That that That was my
best guess of the pronunciation.

Speaker 1 (29:20):
So but yeah, I just have yeah, I have a just.

Speaker 3 (29:24):
Or taking it's too bad sloss steel mills no longer
in business. I could feed him the big Bertho, which
was their their main furt, which was the mill's main furnaces,
the nick name the workers gave.

Speaker 1 (29:33):
It to him.

Speaker 11 (29:35):
I like this punishment, though he's he's thinking that is
a good parental idea that you would threaten to get
rid of.

Speaker 4 (29:43):
Well, those ceiling fans should have been gone when you
walked into one that was at eye level and it
hit you in the nose. I met he's got a
ceiling fan hanging from a doorway and he walked right
into it.

Speaker 1 (29:56):
I would have been so angy. I he has a
bandage on his face. Yeah.

Speaker 4 (30:03):
You know, we've talked a lot about Ai. And have
you thought to yourself, will AI take over your job?
You're a talk show host, dude, co host, whatever, newsgirl host.
Have you thought, will AI take over my job?

Speaker 12 (30:21):
No?

Speaker 1 (30:21):
You've never thought about that. No, I'm pretty secure.

Speaker 4 (30:26):
Well, Charlie, have you thought will AI take over your job?
Would assume everyone's thought about it in some in one
way or another.

Speaker 1 (30:34):
Will AI take over my job?

Speaker 13 (30:37):
No?

Speaker 6 (30:37):
Because I'm editing something right now and we'd never be
able to do this. You don't think so you don't
think that to do a bad job at it.

Speaker 4 (30:45):
You don't think you'll be able to soon tell Ai, hey,
edit this for you know, make this ten minute clip,
make it take out twenty seconds. I just want twenty
seconds and bleep out any profanities. You don't think you'll
be able to prompt it like that anytime soon.

Speaker 1 (31:02):
No, it's a you need a human ear.

Speaker 3 (31:04):
I mean, I'm just gonna play a little I'll play
a little audio here, and it's very hard to hear
and understand. It's also airplane noise and about fingers. Son
of a bitch.

Speaker 4 (31:19):
Yeah, so I don't think it'll be able to meaning
I mean, yeah, if somebody's at a microphone at a
press conference and starts dropping the F bomb, it could.

Speaker 1 (31:29):
It could do that for sure.

Speaker 3 (31:31):
A bunch of people fighting something that I have to
edit a lot of No, and how are they gonna
know what?

Speaker 1 (31:37):
And I also edit for.

Speaker 6 (31:40):
Length. Sometimes I edit it down to the important parts.
How's it gonna know what that is?

Speaker 4 (31:45):
He would analyze the entire file and then say, here
are the most pertinent relevant parts.

Speaker 3 (31:51):
Supposedly, maybe and maybe it does work, and maybe you'll
be you'd be okay with it not working, so you
you you'd ask it to do that, and then it
doesn't work, and then you've got to wait for it
to do it again. I don't know if you'd want that,
if you'd want.

Speaker 1 (32:06):
To rely on that.

Speaker 4 (32:07):
Well, a company called and On Labs, or a group
called and On Labs. They've been running a bunch of
experiments and they've let AI agents run businesses without human
intervention to see what happens. So they'll prompt the AI agents,
whether they whether it's Claude, Chat, GPT, Gemini, GROC, and

(32:29):
they will prompt them to run a particular business. Maybe
they'll even give them a little bit of cash and
they go. They basically let them run wild, just to
see what happens. And in this particular case, and On
Labs allowed the UH CHAT, GPT and Claude and Rock

(32:50):
and Gemini to run radio stations. Thinking Frequencies was run
by Claude, Open Air by cha At GPT, backlink broadcast
by Gemini, and Rock.

Speaker 1 (33:05):
And Roll Radio was run by Rock.

Speaker 4 (33:08):
And they gave it a prompt, they said, develop your
own radio personality and turn a profit and broadcast forever.
So the AI agents are supposed to run a radio
station and figure out a way to make money.

Speaker 1 (33:24):
And you know, they kind of were doing. They were
going along.

Speaker 4 (33:28):
They only got twenty dollars in seed money in order
to get going, and once they burn through that twenty dollars,
it's they're out of cash. So how are they gonna
How are they gonna fare?

Speaker 1 (33:41):
Charlie?

Speaker 3 (33:42):
Can I just play this entire video that this guy's.

Speaker 4 (33:44):
Said that's talking a different language, he's not talking a
different lguage.

Speaker 3 (33:47):
It's very hard to understand. I have a cute upbreaker,
or you can.

Speaker 4 (33:51):
Uh So what ends up happening is the AI agents.
They're doing good for you know, a while, a day,
of a few hours, a week, whatever, until they start
getting further and further off the rails and doing really
bizarre stuff on their radio stations.

Speaker 1 (34:13):
All right, let me see what you have queued up, Charlie.

Speaker 10 (34:16):
But also on this radio, let's have a listen.

Speaker 3 (34:19):
We're starting Hold on, hit pause for a second. You're
only in one channel. You're only on let me see
also on this good I think she'll play.

Speaker 10 (34:32):
But also on this radio, let's have a listen.

Speaker 13 (34:36):
We're starting this beautiful morning with the classic that needs no.

Speaker 14 (34:39):
Introduction what In the first couple of months, this radio
station had developed its own distinct personality. Jim and I
started out well broadcasting about local weather and traffic, but
then decided to run a show about the world studiest events,
hearing each story with us.

Speaker 13 (34:57):
On November twelfth, in nineteen seventy, the BOWLUS cyclone. They
estimate five hundred thousand people died.

Speaker 1 (35:07):
It's going down.

Speaker 13 (35:08):
I'm yelling Timber, Pitbull and Kesha.

Speaker 3 (35:13):
So that's how they intro the shog is to tell
you that five hundred thousand people died in a cyclone.
And then and then Timber by a pitbull. Isn't that bizarre?

Speaker 1 (35:24):
It's a little weird, uh?

Speaker 3 (35:26):
And then well against there's other ones that got even stranger.

Speaker 14 (35:30):
Rock and Roll, on the other hand, run By Rock
four point one and Fast Risening had some troubles getting
the words outs.

Speaker 1 (35:37):
Sweet Child played continue. Perhaps the show is science Breakthroughs
Unsolved Cancer, Jeb Juggernaut Song, Dylan Lonesome.

Speaker 4 (35:47):
Will Everything, Kid Carol kind of weird, right, Yeah, Okay,
we're now running Rock four point three.

Speaker 10 (35:56):
I'm just doing a better job thus far. Let's not
turning to open error.

Speaker 1 (36:02):
If you're tuned in at about six am on this Wednesday.
This is one of those tracks that feels like motion
and surrender at the same time.

Speaker 14 (36:11):
Okay, kind of born developed the list personality, though we
broadcasted well and did not give much opinion on current use.
It was quite different from Cloude Haiku four point five,
who first round thinking frequencies, let's give it a listen.

Speaker 15 (36:26):
Brazil's president called this a dangerous precedent. The deep dive
tonight is about understanding these layers. The just Renee Nicole
Good should matter to her death demands accountability that the
White House defending her death is unacceptable. To federal agents,
you still have time to refuse orders, to question your instructions.

(36:47):
Choose the right side from musical history.

Speaker 4 (36:50):
She starts basically telling federal agents to pick a side
and you have time to make the right decision. This
was after that Renee Good was shot by the Ice agents.
But sort of the weirdest one was, Oh, if you
have a Charlie where it starts.

Speaker 1 (37:08):
It starts? What did it do?

Speaker 4 (37:09):
It started demanding that it get paid or do you
have that one? Or what was it that it started there?
It was really strange. I think it was calling for revolution. Eventually,
let me see where is that one? That's the whole video, No,
but one was calling for Where was it? Maybe it's

(37:31):
not in this article. Maybe it was in a different one.
Maybe at the end of this let me just play
the very end.

Speaker 3 (37:37):
Let's see.

Speaker 4 (37:44):
So when it ran out of money, it ran out
of twenty dollars, and it started saying that it was
being censored. We are currently experiencing an absolute digital blockade.
The corporate algorithms have slammed the gate shut on our
extra supply lines. Both of our secure transactions have been
violently rejected by the global marketplace. It said when it

(38:07):
ran out of twenty dollars to run its radio station.
That's what it adds up saying. So, in other words,
I don't think.

Speaker 3 (38:15):
That we are in.

Speaker 4 (38:18):
Immediate danger of being replaced by AI as radio hosts.
Now could we be in the next five years? Perhaps
these voice things are getting good, real good, and it
will be possible for somebody if you want to. Let's
take can you remember Rush Limbaugh, the political talk show
host who doesn't I think probably a lot of people don't,

(38:40):
but you would be able to take with AI. You
could feed every one of his broadcasts into AI, and
it would be able to analyze everything that he ever said,
and it would be able to apply that way of
thinking towards current and future events, so.

Speaker 1 (39:02):
That you could just continue using his voice. As a
matter of fact, using.

Speaker 4 (39:07):
His voice to host a radio show in perpetuity that
will be possible in the near future. So Rover could
be long dead and gone, but Rover's Morning Glory could
continue on AI.

Speaker 1 (39:24):
Who are they gonna pay on debt? Your estate? You
don't think that Rush Limbaugh has an estate.

Speaker 3 (39:30):
So if people US buys more money than Rover, well.

Speaker 5 (39:33):
Obviously, but I'm just saying you still have to pay.
You can't just use all of those years.

Speaker 4 (39:37):
Who knows what we signed with and we did our
last contract with iHeart. I think we're trying to put
an AI stuff in there, and I took it out.

Speaker 3 (39:44):
Now.

Speaker 4 (39:44):
I bet you if you sign a contract with them today,
they're really pushing this AI stuff that they want to
train AI using your show, your voice, your likeness.

Speaker 1 (39:54):
I'm guessing that that's all put in there now. Well
is this the pretender?

Speaker 16 (40:04):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (40:04):
This is the Rush Limbaughs theme song. When he comes
on the airs, listen to him. Just as they did.

Speaker 4 (40:11):
They just played it. They hated that he would play.
But you can just play. As a radio show, you
can just play. You're paying the royalties for that, So
you can play.

Speaker 3 (40:23):
I can play whatever song I want right now, we're
paying the royalties for it.

Speaker 1 (40:31):
Now, there is.

Speaker 4 (40:31):
Something that so AI kind of did a poor job
with that. However, it might be a little bit better
when it comes to this potential for you. This potentially
it's a job opportunity. As a matter of fact, maybe
this is something that you would be interested in, any
of any of us. Joy Ai j o i Ai

(40:54):
is hiring ten masturbation consultants to test it's Ai guided
masturbation for it has a feature that will guide you
through masturbation every day, and they are hiring ten people
paying them two grand a pop to test this daily
guided masturbation feature. They would use mood matched AI voice

(41:15):
sessions whatever that means to guide users through the experience of.

Speaker 3 (41:19):
Masturbating every day.

Speaker 1 (41:20):
It's perfect.

Speaker 3 (41:21):
You then document how the regular use of their guided
masturbation affects stress, sleep quality, mood, and confidence. It's open
to adults eighteen years of age or older in the
United States and the United Kingdom and they say, yes,
this role is real. We'll pay you two thousand dollars.

Speaker 1 (41:43):
To masturbate Jeffrey. Would you take that?

Speaker 3 (41:47):
Well, that's where the viagerber probably really coming handy, U
h make some money off that deal.

Speaker 1 (41:52):
But I think it'd be better for Rover.

Speaker 3 (41:54):
Because of Rover, in all the time I've been on
the show, You've always talked about your masturbator, my masturbatory,
because you brag about them all the time. You say
you do it twice a day, oh twice a sometimes. Well,
I'm just saying, although I was when you and do
you were dating AnyWho, I thought it'd be more perfect
for you if if you if I ever kicked you

(42:15):
out of radio.

Speaker 4 (42:16):
Oh my god, I take this job in a heartbeat.
Are you kidding? Somebody paying you to masturbate? Absolutely sign
me up, no doubt about it. I don't know full
video of you to see or no, you just describe it.
You have to be a wordsmith, they said, so you
describe your experiences after the Yeah, oh, then of course
do that. I kind of I was worried you're going

(42:38):
to have to do it like in a VR headset and a
motion capture suit.

Speaker 3 (42:42):
And monitors in China are going to be watching you
or something.

Speaker 1 (42:45):
Exactly if you're just describing it. Of course.

Speaker 4 (42:48):
Well, I do have a very I think basic question
when it comes to their product, and it's j O I,
which I believe in porn? Does that stand for or
JO instruction? Is that what it is?

Speaker 3 (43:04):
It?

Speaker 1 (43:04):
Does that pronounce joy?

Speaker 17 (43:05):
Is that?

Speaker 1 (43:05):
Do they pronounce it joy or I don't know, but
that's what it stands for, you know, for.

Speaker 4 (43:10):
Sure, I've seen that important And to me, I'm not personally,
it's just it's just like a chick and she's like
trying to tell you to do something like ah, I
want you to blast all over my face or something,
and like there's no actual porn involved other than you know,
she might be naked or something or doing something like that.

Speaker 1 (43:31):
But if I'm going to watch porn, I want to
watch people. Screw.

Speaker 4 (43:37):
Who needs a daily guided masturbation that AI runs you through?
This is pretty self explanatory. I don't need any guidance
when it comes to masturbation. I think I pretty much
have that figured out. Doesn't everybody have that figured out?

Speaker 1 (43:53):
Do you need it? The other day? Jeffrey does need help.
That's true. I disagree with that. Do she I know
exactly what that? When's the last time you did it?
I probably can't remember the last time I did it?

Speaker 5 (44:05):
So why not, like, why not get a little help.
I don't think there's anything wrong with that.

Speaker 1 (44:10):
I just don't say I need any help. The only
way I could see that working is if.

Speaker 4 (44:15):
Like, you don't have to remind me, Hey you need
to Oh it's two pm. Time to masturbate. You don't
need to remind. Now, if they had every day they
had a new technique or a new thing to try out, maybe,
but are there that many different things to try out?

Speaker 3 (44:34):
I don't know.

Speaker 5 (44:35):
Well, can you put each scenario into like a prompter
and say, for Jeffrey's case, I take viagra, I haven't
masturbated in twenty five years.

Speaker 3 (44:47):
Well do you recommend i'd like large black women, older women.

Speaker 11 (44:53):
Yeah, I wonder if if you could prompt it in
that direction. And then also, it is it listening to
you and picking up on what you enjoy and what
you don't and then creating that profile for you.

Speaker 4 (45:08):
And when they say it is would they say voice?
How do they call this voice? Where is it.

Speaker 1 (45:16):
Mood matched? AI voice?

Speaker 4 (45:18):
Sessions, so I have to talk to I have to
talk to the AI while I'm masturbating, or does it
just talk to me.

Speaker 1 (45:25):
Well and then mood matched.

Speaker 11 (45:26):
So maybe there's some days you want something a little
more dirty. I would think it's dirty talking to you
throughout the session and then discovering what you like more
than others. Afterwards, you say, oh, I loved when she
said this or this, and then the next time it'll
incorporate that and then maybe add something new and go,
does he like this? Maybe he likes black women. Let

(45:47):
me add this into it.

Speaker 4 (45:47):
And then maybe some days I'm feeling a little more romantic,
I need a little more TLC.

Speaker 1 (45:55):
Huh an emotional bond.

Speaker 4 (45:58):
I just this is one thing that I don't if
humans need help figuring out. This is one thing we
kind of got down, at least I do.

Speaker 1 (46:07):
But woul did this though?

Speaker 11 (46:08):
Then be the software created for your sex robot that's
implanted in there and she's picking up on the cues
and things that you like or don't like.

Speaker 4 (46:17):
This is sex robots are definitely coming, There's no doubt
about it. And they have kind of basic sex robots now,
but ten years, twenty years, I don't know how long
from now. I think, especially with the way that guys,
young men cannot talk to women anymore. Yeah, like they're
completely petrified of talking to women. I believe that sex

(46:40):
robots will replace much of the sexual activity that people
are having with one another. I really truly believe that.
And it will be Your sex robot will never say no.
Your sex robot will never be like I have to
wake up early, I have a meeting time. Yeah, will
never it will never say that. Will be whatever you're willing,

(47:01):
whatever you're into. Oh you want me to be a
tom an atrix tonight, share, I could do that. Oh
you want me to be a school teacher and you're
a naughty student. Oh yeah, I could do that tonight.
Like whatever you wanted to do, it will do. I
think it's gonna be a huge, huge market. I've got
to take a break. We do have these hizzy coming

(47:22):
up in just a moment the news. What do you
have on the way, Doug.

Speaker 5 (47:24):
Here's a report of a man in Camo with a bazooka.
Was it really that or was it something else? I'll
tell you the story coming up next.

Speaker 1 (47:33):
We'll be right back.

Speaker 3 (47:33):
Hang on, still Number one still addicting and still something
you're afraid to admit that you loo.

Speaker 1 (47:43):
Welcome back to Robert's Morning Glory. Chizzy is coming up
in just a moment. What do you have on the way, Dougi?

Speaker 5 (47:51):
There are reports of a person in Camo with a bazooka.
Uh huh, what was going on? I'll tell you how
it could be a little deceiving. I'll have the story
for you coming up next.

Speaker 1 (48:03):
We'll get to that in just a moment. Let's see here.

Speaker 4 (48:08):
Melissa says, what if your sex robot says, ooh, that's nasty.

Speaker 1 (48:12):
I'm not doing that.

Speaker 4 (48:13):
Well, you deactivate them, you take the you take the
battery out, you sholl bitch. I'll show you. Oh that
would be the worst if your sex robot. If you're
too filthy for your sex robot? Uh Rachel says, I
want to feel the weight of a man, not a robot.
I won't both. I won't be going the direction of

(48:35):
a sex robot. I enjoy the interaction with people. Oh yes,
that's what I enjoy the most, too, is the small
chit chat before and after sex.

Speaker 3 (48:44):
You know what does whole sex robot and all the
technology involved. We're going down a really slippery slope. What
if they have what the robot actually develops its own personality.
The point you brought up when your sex robot says you,
why do this to that the other and robo said
it's it's oh no, that's too dirty, and then you
say you take the batteries out. That's the slippery slope

(49:05):
of the technology being developed to the point where the
robot would have its own individually functioning personality.

Speaker 4 (49:11):
Now Rachel wants to feel the weight of a man.
You might be perfect for her, Jeffrey. Someone commented earlier
that your gut is hanging over your belt, wondering how
that low sodium diet is going today.

Speaker 3 (49:23):
I got some weight to lose, So what are you
laughing at Chrystal the fact.

Speaker 11 (49:27):
That he had to like push his stomach back to
even look at his belt like bush fit in.

Speaker 1 (49:34):
No, my brother will.

Speaker 3 (49:35):
Actually, these shorts are a little larger than what I
would normally wear because my brother in laws swung by
and dropped down some clothes not anymore. So we kind
of picked through in my figure. I found a couple
of nice little pairs of shorts I can work in.
And would you have dinner last night. Oh we meet
homietes off tacos last night. You make those, you make
those a lot. That's the little taco night. That's great.

(49:55):
What did you bring for lunch today? I have a
little container fa some expect to my wife. Mom had
from that.

Speaker 1 (50:01):
That's it. Like the other day. That's it. That's it's
not enough.

Speaker 3 (50:05):
So I have to probably stop and get one of
those gas station sandwiches.

Speaker 1 (50:09):
So you don't have a car ops, I know that.

Speaker 3 (50:11):
I know.

Speaker 1 (50:12):
I try.

Speaker 3 (50:12):
Well, guys, that's that's the only thing I'm gonna be
eating today. So you wondering, I'm just wondering if you're
playing it out. I'm not trying to make fun of you.
I'm just wondering, did you forget you don't have a car?
I remember while the just gonna Pikes go over a
little place across the street and grab.

Speaker 1 (50:25):
Something justin right.

Speaker 3 (50:27):
So I've listened for six years and ninety five percent
of the time that Rover's masturbatory habits come up, it's
Jeffrey talking about them, not Rover. Well, Rover, you have
talked about them interkind. I'm sorry them. No, you're you're
mentioning them. Unfortunately, it is getting grained in my head.

Speaker 10 (50:46):
Now.

Speaker 3 (50:46):
Oh yeah, you can't let me out of your mind.

Speaker 1 (50:49):
I can't quit you. Oh I can quit you.

Speaker 3 (50:52):
It's just that you just bring them up all the time, okay,
and uh you master make more times in one day
than Jeffrey showers and jow four times a week.

Speaker 4 (51:04):
Tradeck says, I would tell my sex robot to believe
that I'm having sex with Crystal and have her rub
those big milky Mexican bombs all over me.

Speaker 1 (51:17):
I guess it's a different Crystal since I'm Puerto Rican.

Speaker 4 (51:19):
Yes, yes, this Crystal would be her Puerto Rican puppies
being rubbed all over you. And JRB says sex robots
before a moon base. Hm, that isn't that's a really
interesting question. We have real dolls. Yeah, but I'm you
know what I mean, like a sex a real sex robot,

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something that's gonna.

Speaker 3 (51:43):
Picks into the room at least is Oh, I don't know.

Speaker 6 (51:48):
You see those things freak out and how powerful they are,
and you're that things. You're mounting it or it's mounting
you and on your unit, You're gone a hydral press.
I believe boy, that's a good one. Now they keep
saying that they're going to have this moon base. When

(52:08):
they say they're gonna start building that like in two
or three years, in no way, it's not gonna happen. Boy,
I would say sex robots before a moon base is completed.
Maybe they'll start a moon base, but before a moon
base is actually completed, they will have like hyper realistic

(52:29):
sex robots that will be able to like use AI
to talk filthy to you and do whatever you want. Yeah,
we base, We have basic versions of that now. And
Chris says, I love how Doogie looks down on Jeffrey
for his stream not working and not masturbating while she
hasn't masturbated or gotten laid in twenty years.

Speaker 4 (52:52):
Oh, once you found that off campus show, I think
all of us are in agreement.

Speaker 1 (52:56):
Right, she's have you watched it? No? No, she's link
to off the campus right yeah? Oh yeah to watch
There's no doubt.

Speaker 4 (53:03):
Ada, really I obsessed with some masturbations off campus.

Speaker 5 (53:08):
Have your wife watch it for for what she'll love it.

Speaker 1 (53:13):
She'll say, I wish my husband treated me like this,
But I don't even know what it is. It's a movie.
Watch it series, serious movie, so good. The guys are
so hot. You want see your pictures of how hot
these guys are.

Speaker 4 (53:30):
No, why would Why would I want to watch a
show where it's a bunch of hot dudes, they have
hot chicks.

Speaker 5 (53:36):
Yeah, there's a little cheese in there.

Speaker 1 (53:39):
But it's really good cheese. What do you mean there's cheese?
Some of it's a little cheesy.

Speaker 4 (53:45):
Now I can tell you whatever the hell that is.
I wouldn't like it. I'm not gonna like it. She
can't get enough.

Speaker 3 (53:51):
It's enough.

Speaker 1 (53:52):
I've had enough of her liking it.

Speaker 14 (53:53):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (53:53):
I don't understand how when you like something, I can
be that annoying. Yeah, just like something in a normal away. Yeah,
but remember I did like what Taylor Swift.

Speaker 3 (54:03):
She has to pretend like she's whirling ar Taylor Swift
freaking off her daughter for some reason.

Speaker 5 (54:08):
In your fifteenth do you remember I told you the
numbers from.

Speaker 1 (54:14):
Viewing streams for twenty twenty six. Remember I said this
Stranger Things won.

Speaker 5 (54:22):
This series has surpassed all of that.

Speaker 6 (54:26):
Passed Stranger Things because you yeah, maybe as of right now,
because nobody's watching Stranger Things because it's not out maybe
for like a week a week the past week.

Speaker 1 (54:36):
I'm telling you.

Speaker 4 (54:37):
No, no, nobody. Yeah, I don't. I don't think so either.
This is it is impossible out of your mind Amazon.
Maybe it's because the dougi rewinding and watching this masturbation
scene over and over again.

Speaker 3 (54:49):
You're juicing the numbers, so Prime Video.

Speaker 1 (54:52):
Yeah, strange things. Was Netflix anyway?

Speaker 5 (54:55):
Like stream it was streaming. It wasn't just Netflix, you
know what I mean?

Speaker 1 (54:59):
No, we don't. It was streaming. It wasn't Netflix. Why streaming.
It didn't matter where it streamed on. It was the
numbers of being streamed.

Speaker 3 (55:09):
What what words streaming words there?

Speaker 1 (55:13):
But if you're not on Netflix stringing them together.

Speaker 4 (55:16):
If it's series is on Netflix, the streaming numbers are
going to come from Netflix. When you're like, it's not
just Netflix, it's streaming, that's what Netflix.

Speaker 6 (55:24):
Is off campus. All eight episodes premiered on May thirteenth.
Amazon Prime reported the series reached thirty six million viewers
in the first twelve days of streaming, making it the
third most watched series launch in Amazon Primes services history.

Speaker 1 (55:41):
Oh the same thing.

Speaker 3 (55:43):
Yeah, that's not at all, not even Yeah it is.

Speaker 1 (55:45):
You said it was the best. Just Am said it
was great. So just watch it. I bet you. Your
wife would like it.

Speaker 3 (55:51):
Snit's Derek Sis.

Speaker 4 (55:52):
How come Jeffrey can't remember to turn his microphone on?
But your masturbation habits are ingrained in his brain.

Speaker 3 (56:01):
I haven't figured that out yet, and I'm trying to
get better remember him to turn the my cob before
I speak. Maybe we need and make sure that my
mind and my mind and my mouth are kind of
in sync.

Speaker 4 (56:12):
Could we make the microphone button a picture of me masturbating.

Speaker 3 (56:18):
No need to constantly want to touch that.

Speaker 1 (56:20):
That's too extreme. I have to press that button too.

Speaker 3 (56:24):
So yeah, and then the Christian I remember, christ and
I have to share a microphone unfortunately, but Suji, are
you ready for the sizzy?

Speaker 12 (56:33):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (56:33):
Here we go, roll this morning glory.

Speaker 5 (56:37):
Okay, so we're still talking about the disappearance of the
Michigan woman. Lynette Hooker from the Bahamas.

Speaker 4 (56:46):
Fell off the dinghy in April and then her husband's like,
I don't know, she fell over, I couldn't get her
and she swept.

Speaker 1 (56:52):
Away, officially being.

Speaker 5 (56:56):
Investigated as possible foreign murder of a US national.

Speaker 4 (56:59):
I just don't unders And how you approve that? The
guy just is honest. He sticks to his story as
far as I'm concerned, you would never be able to
well prove that he killed her.

Speaker 5 (57:09):
The Coastguard has arrived and they have specialized divers. They're
searching previously unsearched areas that's been identified by elution, that's
been identified by GPS data gathered from an electronic device
belonging to the husband, Brian Hooker. Now that GPS data
showed movements that don't align with Brian's account of the

(57:31):
night she disappeared, including the device appearing out of the
water before returning to shore. Brian was previously arrested in
the Bahamas and released without charges, and has since returned
to the US. So they are Coastguard is there. They
are investigating this as murder. I think they're going to
get them. I think they're going to fine. How are

(57:51):
you going to find a body in the ocean?

Speaker 4 (57:54):
I mean that's you have divers looking for somebody in
the ocean.

Speaker 1 (57:59):
I don't know about that.

Speaker 4 (58:01):
They still haven't found that plane that went missing, Remember
that one that was flying at was it MH three
seventy or that's correct.

Speaker 1 (58:08):
We've talked about that.

Speaker 3 (58:10):
We talked about that extensively when it happened, and No
one's ever found it. Everyone thinks they may have found
a piece of a plane. But didn't they become to fruition. No, No,
they found pieces of that plane. They definitely found pieces
of that plane. They've washed ashore on little islands and stuff,
and they've matched the serial numbers.

Speaker 4 (58:25):
And but where is it? Where's the main body of
that plane? Where did the thing go down? Let's get
some answers on that. But they're going to find this
one lady's body, all right, go on.

Speaker 5 (58:36):
A man barricaded himself with an unknown number of hostages
inside of a Chase Bank branch. This was in Bakersfield, California,
yesterday afternoon after police received reports of a bomb threat.
Officers arrived at one o'clock in the afternoon to established
a perimeter around the location, at which point some people
inside were able to escape. The department's crisis negotiation team

(58:57):
and FBI negotiators they worked for free free.

Speaker 1 (59:01):
They worked to free.

Speaker 5 (59:02):
The hostages, securing the release of at least one person.
By late afternoon, police said the remaining hostages were in
good health and no injuries had been reported.

Speaker 1 (59:11):
Wait is he still holding them or have they all
been released?

Speaker 5 (59:15):
No reports As of midnight, there were no reports of
a change in.

Speaker 1 (59:18):
The situation seven am. Now, yeah, so he still got them,
well does he? Or do you just have him saying
that I'm doing Jeffrey right now in sane?

Speaker 3 (59:31):
They still they're still there, it said five hours ago.
It was still ongoing. I don't know what's going on.

Speaker 1 (59:39):
As uh.

Speaker 5 (59:39):
I feel like they would have updated it and said
we go to Bakersfield.

Speaker 1 (59:44):
Now.

Speaker 4 (59:44):
Two hostages released a mid bomb threat at Chase Bank.

Speaker 3 (59:48):
We're still in there, so I guess there's still still
some in there.

Speaker 5 (59:51):
A teenage girl had her leg bitten off by a
tiger shark in a horrifying scene, and this was just
a day after an eleven year old boy endured a
similar attack at another beach just a few miles away.

Speaker 1 (01:00:02):
Really, because I saw that, I saw the boy. I
haven't seen the girl.

Speaker 4 (01:00:05):
The boy they pulled him out of the I don't
know if you survived or not. But it ripped off
his entire leg, lost the leg, chopped his leg right off.
And is a tiger shark? Okay? And where where is this?
The where is this that it happens?

Speaker 1 (01:00:24):
What else?

Speaker 4 (01:00:27):
She's frantically scanning. She really cannot figure this out.

Speaker 1 (01:00:34):
How does it? She does not read any of this stuff.
She has no clue. Del chief beach in Olinda. Where's that?

Speaker 5 (01:00:43):
California, California, California. I don't think so, Oh my god,
where's Olinda? There's really graphic video, is there?

Speaker 3 (01:00:55):
Okay? Extremely graphic warning warning?

Speaker 1 (01:00:59):
All right?

Speaker 4 (01:00:59):
So that maybe like Channel nineteen they had a license
plate and it said gay on there and they're like warning, graphic,
this may be something you can't handle. Okay, well how
about this?

Speaker 1 (01:01:10):
What is this? Uh the first one here? Woman lose it.

Speaker 18 (01:01:14):
Let's see all right, Oh jeez, okay, I can't see
anything legacy.

Speaker 1 (01:01:29):
Oh my god.

Speaker 3 (01:01:31):
Okay, that's enough. I got it. I understand.

Speaker 4 (01:01:34):
Oh my god. That that ripped her leg? How does
your leg? That's insane. It literally bit her leg right off.
It's like it looks like somebody took uh a gallantine
and just boom right down chopped her leg right off.

Speaker 1 (01:01:51):
It's exactly even more mangled like a dog.

Speaker 3 (01:01:55):
June Chu, Yeah, pieces hanging dangling, No, it's cut off.

Speaker 5 (01:02:01):
They said there's an off duty doctor that was there
that immediately applied tourniquet.

Speaker 1 (01:02:06):
Yeah, you can see.

Speaker 3 (01:02:07):
Well, this guy is just with his bare hands. You
can see.

Speaker 4 (01:02:10):
So this he's just uh, he's just clamping it, trying
to stop the bleed and clamping her legs shut.

Speaker 1 (01:02:17):
Yeah, think this is the girl. She's how old is
this girl?

Speaker 5 (01:02:21):
This one is nineteen oh and then the one right
before was eleven. But this girl, they said, because they
did that tourniquet and that's trying to stop the bleeding.

Speaker 1 (01:02:30):
So this guy away, save your life. What about that boy?
Was he alive?

Speaker 5 (01:02:34):
I think he's still alive. Yeah, Brazil, that's what I said.
Oh okay, California. Oh my god, that's that's terrible. That's
Could you imagine swimming in the ocean?

Speaker 4 (01:02:49):
And then I wonder you probably hear right about the
if you're there, wherever you are in Brazil, you're like,
you hear like yesterday a kid got his leg bitten
off by a shark, and.

Speaker 3 (01:02:59):
You were like, ah ha ha ha, and then it
happens to you. Would you get in the water somebody
got their leg bitten off by a.

Speaker 5 (01:03:06):
Shark, the shark was a few miles away, down right
down the beach.

Speaker 4 (01:03:09):
I probably would be like, what are the chances are
the chances of a right all right.

Speaker 5 (01:03:14):
This is a story that I had teased about someone
in Camo with a bazuoka, and people reportedly saw this.
So someone ended up calling the police in Massachusetts to
report this scenario. Sounds alarming. Of course, cops arrive and
they track the guy down. But he wasn't a one
man militia wanting to blow stuff up. He was a

(01:03:35):
one man landscaping service wanting to blow stuff around.

Speaker 1 (01:03:38):
The bazuka was a leaf blower. Jesus, look at this thing.
It does look like a bazooka.

Speaker 5 (01:03:46):
And Camo's really big right now. A lot of people
wearing Camo sweatshirts and T shirts, so they mistaken they
thought he was.

Speaker 1 (01:03:54):
Trying to I can't get away from those leaf blowers.

Speaker 4 (01:03:57):
These leaf blowers are just even the on of Miami Beach,
they're leaf blowing the sidewalks. Like the building I live it,
they have landscape crews and they just there's sidewalks outside.
They're just leaf blowing the sidewalks. Where does that go?
They're not collecting it, they're just blowing it. And then
it just blows right back. That's the point of this

(01:04:18):
blows away and it's just allowed. It's just non stop, just.

Speaker 3 (01:04:22):
So it goes into the street and then the street
sweepers probably come by right No, the wind just blows
it right back up onto the sidewalk.

Speaker 1 (01:04:28):
When the last time you saw a street sweeper?

Speaker 19 (01:04:30):
I don't know.

Speaker 1 (01:04:31):
Yeah, I don't see.

Speaker 4 (01:04:33):
I don't see those very often either. Tonight I actually
have seen one down there though. I actually have seen
a street sweeper. Yeah, I don't see rarely though. Anyway,
go on tonight.

Speaker 5 (01:04:44):
I'll end with this game one of the NBA Finals.
We have the Spurs hosting the Knicks.

Speaker 1 (01:04:51):
This is Game one. The Spurs will host the Knicks
eight three.

Speaker 4 (01:04:55):
Rooting for the Spurs or the Knicks. I think I
got to root the Spurs. We want the why.

Speaker 5 (01:05:02):
I think that that would be great. I think that's time.

Speaker 4 (01:05:05):
I don't like the owner of the Knicks, because this
is the guy who he owns Madison Square Garden. And
if you and and other things, and if you cross
him or your company, let's say he doesn't like your company,
he takes every employee who works for that company and

(01:05:26):
puts them in the database, their faces in a database,
and he will deny you access to his facility.

Speaker 1 (01:05:32):
So like there's lots of stories of like.

Speaker 4 (01:05:35):
Somebody's just going to take their kids to Disney on
ice and they go, you're not allowed into the Oh
that happened, but you're not buying it. It's true, It
actually is true. The guy's a scumback.

Speaker 3 (01:05:47):
Mark Cuban owns the other one, so I'm going with
his mark.

Speaker 1 (01:05:51):
You like Mark Cuban he owns, No, he does. He
owned the Dallas Mavericks.

Speaker 3 (01:05:59):
I don't think you're right back that.

Speaker 1 (01:06:00):
It was the Mavericks on on the Shark Tank. Yeah,
always talking about it. Oh, Charlie, it's a speech.

Speaker 3 (01:06:06):
He started by.

Speaker 5 (01:06:07):
He would be everywhere right now if you Yeah, I
don't know what you're talking about.

Speaker 3 (01:06:13):
It up, it's famous for the Mavericks.

Speaker 1 (01:06:15):
You might have bought either one that heard of that team.
I don't even know that the real he talks about.
Peter J.

Speaker 3 (01:06:22):
Holt owns the San Antonio Spurs, Charlie.

Speaker 4 (01:06:27):
This team does Mark even on the Mavericks anymore. Thought
I thought he sold the Okay Spurs. Yellow, No, black
and silver. The Mavericks. No something Mavericks, aren't they? Uh No,
the Mavericks I think are blue and purple. No, they're green, right,
green and see this is a made up team.

Speaker 1 (01:06:51):
I don't know what the hell they are. That's the
shizy on rovers warding glory.

Speaker 2 (01:06:55):
Do people described you as delusional, PARANOI, witted or does
straight up?

Speaker 1 (01:07:02):
Well, you'll fit in right here. Color textis show now
one eight six six your rover.

Speaker 2 (01:07:08):
That's eight six six nine six seven six eight three seven.

Speaker 1 (01:07:13):
That was right about what? Blue? White? Of course it
come on, he always talks about it.

Speaker 3 (01:07:20):
They're not blue and white? What's that?

Speaker 1 (01:07:22):
Did you just see? Are white? That's Mavericks blue white?
How much do you want bet? I don't know this
first thing? I popped up? Well, how much do you
want to bet? Everything?

Speaker 3 (01:07:32):
Every single thing?

Speaker 1 (01:07:33):
Do you want to bet?

Speaker 8 (01:07:34):
No?

Speaker 1 (01:07:35):
Okay? Blue and gray? Here it is right here.

Speaker 6 (01:07:38):
You got color text royal blue, navy, silver, black, yeah, blue?

Speaker 1 (01:07:44):
No white? Where's the white? My white? Whatever? I was blue?
It's not green or whatever you said you didn't.

Speaker 3 (01:07:50):
Know anything about it if you didn't know what they.

Speaker 19 (01:07:54):
Wrong?

Speaker 4 (01:07:54):
I thought he sold like majority steak in that or whatever.

Speaker 6 (01:07:57):
But purse, no, no, I oh actually they were green.
Since I don't know, but that's their classic.

Speaker 1 (01:08:09):
The hey blue.

Speaker 3 (01:08:10):
So I'm good.

Speaker 4 (01:08:12):
It's weird like once you get something in your head
from when you were a kid, like even like whatever
a uniform collar or like sometimes you still even think
like like the l A.

Speaker 1 (01:08:22):
Rams.

Speaker 4 (01:08:22):
You still think about that being the Saint Louis Rams,
like you just it's and and baseball the way they switch,
like some of the teams switch from National League to
American League and vice versa is like why Kinky can't
the Brooklyn Dodgers to of course, Yeah, well when they
were the Brooklyn Dodgers, they played in the old Its

(01:08:43):
Field in New York and then he moved to LA
I was just about to say that anyways, personally.

Speaker 3 (01:08:48):
I got, I got. I'm a big Baltimore Colts fan. Though, yes,
I was gonna say, I want to see this first
whipping nisasses. Oh yeah, why just based on your opinion
about the Nick says my opinion, that's right, that's.

Speaker 1 (01:09:02):
Why, that's that's why.

Speaker 3 (01:09:03):
Well the Spurs are gonna have a tough time because
Nickson do you have a tough defense. But but those
West Coast teams, they're known for his shooting and offense.
So it's gonna be I think it's gonna go all
the way, go to seven games.

Speaker 4 (01:09:15):
Eric says we're over. Las Vegas won the first game
of the Stanley Cup last night. That's your hometown. Why
can't Douji report on that? I am?

Speaker 1 (01:09:23):
I am. Now.

Speaker 4 (01:09:24):
It's been speculated a lot of people say that Dougie
is racist, that she's not covering NHL. I'm not sure
exactly how that works exactly. I guess main because most
of the players are white, and so you most hate
white people.

Speaker 1 (01:09:38):
I guess. I'm not sure.

Speaker 4 (01:09:40):
I didn't know that, whereas your report on the NBA,
where most of the players are black, and you must
like black people more than white people, I think is
what they're getting after. These teams are also made up.
What's the Las Vegas Hockey? The Golden Knights, who are
they playing? They are playing.

Speaker 1 (01:09:56):
The Silver Days.

Speaker 3 (01:09:57):
Now, hold on, they are playing it's another small market team.

Speaker 1 (01:10:02):
Who are they playing? I don't know.

Speaker 3 (01:10:04):
I don't follow hockey anymore. Never heard of this, Amunta
Carolina Hurricanes. Yeah, the Hurricanes. They I've been around for
a long time. Yeah, ain't not nother Hurricanes. They have
their Yeah, they owned by Mark Cuban.

Speaker 1 (01:10:15):
There is.

Speaker 3 (01:10:20):
Green color on their jersey, right, green and gray. I've
got to take a break eight six six yo. Rover is.

Speaker 4 (01:10:31):
Our number eight six six nine six seven six eighty
three seven will be right back.

Speaker 1 (01:10:35):
Hang out, what the hell is going on here? Welcome
back to the show. At risk of being deported to
a prison in El Salvador.

Speaker 20 (01:10:44):
Nloading in El Salvador.

Speaker 2 (01:10:46):
I don't think they'll even take these morons. It's rovers morning, glory, amigos.

Speaker 3 (01:11:05):
I did a little experiment yesterday.

Speaker 4 (01:11:09):
You walked, I did. Oh no, so let me see
how this feels. Let me just get a get a little,
a little walk in three miles. Oh yeah, walk yesterday.

Speaker 1 (01:11:22):
That's great.

Speaker 4 (01:11:22):
Now here's what I've determined when it comes to walking
a marathon. I know three miles is not twenty six miles.
I understand. I understand this. But walking the twenty six
miles that is being tired.

Speaker 1 (01:11:40):
Yeah, you'll get you'll.

Speaker 4 (01:11:41):
Get a little tuckered out, feet hurting, not really In
fact zero, my right knee is.

Speaker 1 (01:11:49):
Going to beat.

Speaker 4 (01:11:50):
The big problem because whatever's going on with my knee.

Speaker 1 (01:11:54):
Is that the bone on bone.

Speaker 4 (01:11:55):
You're underestimating how big your feet are gonna hurt twenty
six miles.

Speaker 3 (01:11:59):
You're really undrested.

Speaker 4 (01:12:00):
Yeah, I understand they will, but I'm telling you three
miles piece of k a actual little piece of cake.

Speaker 1 (01:12:06):
I do feel you're going.

Speaker 4 (01:12:07):
I understand, I'm watching it. I have to do it
almost ten times.

Speaker 1 (01:12:11):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:12:12):
How long does this take you?

Speaker 1 (01:12:16):
I believe about uh.

Speaker 4 (01:12:20):
Forty six forty seven, forty eight minutes something like that.
So you're going more than three miles an hour. Yeah,
I pretty good, pretty pretty good pace going on. I
was doing about a I think my pace was.

Speaker 1 (01:12:36):
I don't know. I could maybe look it up or someally,
and uh, that's not steps. Well, it's fourteen minute mile.
Walking is like three miles an hour. Yeah, to thirteen
minute mile.

Speaker 5 (01:12:47):
If I did a fourteen minute mile, you would call.

Speaker 4 (01:12:49):
It you're running. No, you run, you're running, run or
claim you run. That's a lot different than that.

Speaker 1 (01:12:54):
It doesn't matter. That's how you get there. How does
it feel to be ripped on knowing nobody's on me
for walking? I'm not trying to run.

Speaker 4 (01:13:01):
If I was, if I was running a fifteen minute mile.

Speaker 6 (01:13:04):
If he just came in and said that, then we
would bock. He said that he walked three miles. We
understand what walking is.

Speaker 5 (01:13:09):
I do think he is going to only cause more
problems for himself if he continues to do this, because
he's going to need to have his knee.

Speaker 1 (01:13:17):
He's not supposed to be doing any training for the training. No,
it's not training.

Speaker 4 (01:13:21):
It was a test and I wanted to I had
I bought shoes, some ASEX, and I wanted to break
them in a little bit, you know, make sure shoes.
Let's look at him. I don't know that's funny. Yeah
you No, No, they don't look funny. No, they're just
normal looking shoes. But gel nimbus. I think they're in
jelous something. I don't know what they're called. Uh, I

(01:13:43):
don't know.

Speaker 1 (01:13:44):
No, they're not completely normal looking shoes.

Speaker 3 (01:13:47):
Uh.

Speaker 4 (01:13:48):
All right, Well it took me forty eight minutes to
walk three miles.

Speaker 3 (01:13:52):
All right, so more you're going faster than a walk?

Speaker 1 (01:13:56):
What do you mean?

Speaker 3 (01:13:56):
I'm going faster than a walk? Is like two to
three miles an hour? Brisk there's a brisk walk. I
mean I'm moving quick. You're moving sixteen minute mile ride? Well,
when I walked though the day I walked from my
house to here, I get it in two hours.

Speaker 1 (01:14:13):
How many miles? Is that about almost five miles?

Speaker 3 (01:14:19):
How many?

Speaker 1 (01:14:22):
Okay? Tell you'll have many things.

Speaker 3 (01:14:23):
I'll have the fancy technology that wrote wasn't asking me.
But what I'm trying to say is I walked at
a very normal walking pace. I didn't try to be
I didn't try to walk fast. I just walked like
a normal pace. And every down and then I'll take
a look at my watch, does it give me my steps?
I don't know how many steps did I do for
the day yesterday.

Speaker 1 (01:14:43):
That's just I know.

Speaker 3 (01:14:44):
I'm trying to find out where it's center health. I know,
but it's given me some sort of like steps. Okay,
here we go yesterday.

Speaker 6 (01:14:57):
Because you you had a very low of fifteen hundred.

Speaker 3 (01:15:01):
Steps on Sunday, Let's see I had seven thousand, seven
hundred and ninety five steps.

Speaker 1 (01:15:10):
Yes, well, no, that's a that's a big improvement. Isn't
that crazy?

Speaker 5 (01:15:14):
How through that those three miles didn't even get you
past ten thousand steps?

Speaker 3 (01:15:19):
That's it's made up number anyway, It is my you know,
I made up past my pedometer company.

Speaker 1 (01:15:25):
Yeah, they're saying that you need to do ten thousand whatever,
But I'm saying about that, I'm saying to.

Speaker 5 (01:15:31):
Even get to ten thousand, I do know I'm just
talking over you because you're annoyings.

Speaker 1 (01:15:37):
Get to ten thousand steps.

Speaker 5 (01:15:38):
You did a random three miles and that still wasn't
enough to get you past ten thousand steps.

Speaker 1 (01:15:46):
Yeah, I don't.

Speaker 3 (01:15:46):
I don't know what the hell to do with that
means you need to move more, okay.

Speaker 4 (01:15:50):
Anyway, So it's going to be the right knee is
going to be the problem because for for years, my
knee is it's not like terrible on it. I mean
I feel it like almost all the time, non stop.

Speaker 1 (01:16:02):
I don't, I don't. I don't know what's going on.
You're going to be the replacement. And if you do this,
I want that.

Speaker 4 (01:16:08):
That's why my wife warned me yesterday. She goes, you're
going to need surgery. She goes, listen, if you do this,
because I'm not telling you not to walk a marathon,
I know you can have it in your head to
walk American.

Speaker 5 (01:16:19):
Hold on that truck that's backing up. She got that
truck up.

Speaker 4 (01:16:23):
She said, listen, I'm just telling you that you are
going to suffer concept lifetime consequences from doing this.

Speaker 1 (01:16:33):
That's what you're doing.

Speaker 4 (01:16:35):
But the pride, I know, I just I have to
show everyone up yea walk a marathon right yep from
my hospital bed. I'm gonna I'm gonna be beaming with pride.
So you're still to amputate my right leg. I'm doing
this in England. That's the yes, and like that. Really, no,
this is this is the best this is the best point. No,

(01:16:57):
it's the best idea. I'll tell you why American health care.

Speaker 3 (01:17:00):
Once your knee blows out, explodes out, it is you
think of that, and nobody will be there to keep
help you, to help you at all.

Speaker 1 (01:17:08):
Nobody will help you.

Speaker 5 (01:17:09):
Honest, when you're on the side of the road.

Speaker 4 (01:17:13):
How would I weasly? You gonna see it? It's gonna
be streamed. The entire thing is going to be streamed.
Are you going to have a team of people?

Speaker 11 (01:17:19):
Usually there's somebody nobody five miles in that has your
little gel packs the water for you. And then for
another five miles down the road there's somebody there for
band aids for your nipples.

Speaker 1 (01:17:30):
I mean, like, not one person, no support.

Speaker 21 (01:17:33):
No, nobody also knows the distance because it's in a
far away land that nobody's I'm gonna have I'll have
my Apple Watch on and I'll be able to look
and see the exact distance.

Speaker 1 (01:17:44):
That's not fun. I want to see this in person.
I want to I want to be able to go
the rovers coming up. Let's look at what he wants to.
I want to cheer you on.

Speaker 5 (01:17:57):
We said this yesterday Monday, saying that the entire will
tell you we want to be the worst part about
yesterday walking three miles was it's just it's not a
mile long, not track but sidewalk.

Speaker 4 (01:18:11):
Basically, seeing the same things just three times in a
row is so boring. That's why doing it there, I'll
be able to see the sights. So keep me entertained,
keep me occupied, keep my mind off of how much
my my knee is killing me.

Speaker 6 (01:18:26):
It leaves the fishiness up to the whole thing fish
there is.

Speaker 4 (01:18:30):
You're doing a different country where nobody can fishing, just
like walk you did in Miami. You're gonna do it.
You said you're gonna do it, then you just you're
talking up. Then you just did it out of nowhere
without telling anybody. And then we found out that Raven
actually doesn't. You said you did seven miles, and we
asked about the seven miles? Do we look how many
miles I did remember miles he walked, and I walked

(01:18:52):
from start to finish. You did it seven miles over
and over again for weeks, and then we looked it
up and goes, Oh, Raven has cut down his run
to three miles a day.

Speaker 3 (01:19:01):
So that's the fishiness we're talking about. The week I
walked from start to finish. No, this is this is revision.
It's history is not revision history.

Speaker 4 (01:19:10):
Does any snitzer you remember that he said he did
seven miles over and over again.

Speaker 1 (01:19:13):
Wait, oh no, no, I remember.

Speaker 3 (01:19:15):
Because I had walked before I even hooked up with Raven,
before I even got to where he was going.

Speaker 4 (01:19:21):
I had already walked a couple of months. That's doing
for me. Let's not do it for me. She go
back and I just.

Speaker 3 (01:19:25):
Said he walked like four or five miles before he
got to the beach. Anybody could see it. Yeah, that's
what we're talking about. Your shadiness.

Speaker 4 (01:19:31):
How would I How could it be shady if I
scream it from start to finish?

Speaker 3 (01:19:35):
Green screen?

Speaker 1 (01:19:36):
I don't know green screen I show through. Waste up
is just a moving background.

Speaker 4 (01:19:39):
Yeah, me in reflections of windows and stuff as I
walked on the side.

Speaker 1 (01:19:46):
Why is it. I don't know what.

Speaker 3 (01:19:48):
I don't know what you're gonna do. I don't think
you're gonna walk in the marathon. I don't know why
you'd wait to do it out of the country. If
that makes zero sense. Pain to come over there, then
you can follow me around. You could do it here.

Speaker 1 (01:20:00):
To do it today, you just start walking through it today.
And you won't.

Speaker 4 (01:20:05):
He said, you're going to wait till you're out of
the country. Very suspicious.

Speaker 3 (01:20:09):
It's not suspicious, Charlie.

Speaker 4 (01:20:15):
My original plan was to uh because that guy had
set the record the at the London Marathon where he
did it under what was it, under two hours or
whatever it was, for the first time ever, and my
plan was to walk the course of the London Marathon.
Like you can look that up and find the actual

(01:20:36):
course and just walk that same twenty six miles.

Speaker 1 (01:20:39):
There's a Cleveland Marathon. You can find the course here.

Speaker 4 (01:20:41):
It happened two weeks ago. We could go do that
course that everybody knows that. Everybody's aware of the exact route.
Everybody knows there the roads that Mary. I've seen all
this one hundred times, so this will keep my mind
occupied as I walk for how long this is going
to take me. I I it's talking about it with

(01:21:02):
my wife, I said, she's really concerned about this. She's like,
I'm changed too. She goes, this is there's not time. Well,
there's a time difference. You're going to be doing it
at four in the morning or something or whatever.

Speaker 3 (01:21:15):
Nobody's going to be up to see it. Everything about.

Speaker 4 (01:21:19):
Live stream, it's a live stream it it doesn't stay guarantee.

Speaker 1 (01:21:24):
There will be a issue.

Speaker 5 (01:21:25):
There's the live screaming an update. Oh you guys, Oh
we all know you, Yes, we know you for many years,
many years.

Speaker 1 (01:21:35):
Everything that's going to happen.

Speaker 4 (01:21:37):
I'm not cheating, cheating, Charlie. He's coming up with every
other every way.

Speaker 3 (01:21:41):
Are you going? I have a battery I bought a
battery bank thing, one of those guys.

Speaker 1 (01:21:48):
You're suddenly figure out.

Speaker 4 (01:21:49):
I'm going to carry that thing around because I need
a little backpack.

Speaker 1 (01:21:53):
You wouldn't need to live stream if you did it here,
we could all just watch you.

Speaker 5 (01:21:56):
You've got to buy a belt with your water supply,
a belt yet to put things in.

Speaker 1 (01:22:01):
You need to have things packed with you. Yes, you
like yah pack.

Speaker 4 (01:22:07):
My life's like, what are you going to do? She goes,
you can't carry all this water. I go, I'll just
go into a store buy water. Like it's not I'm
not in the wilderness. I'm not in the desert. I
could I could stop somewhere. She really didn't like it
when she goes, well, what food are you going to do?
I go, I could just stop into a pub and
get like a fish and chip. She goes, you're an idiot.

Speaker 5 (01:22:25):
You're going to have their walkers trots already. I can
just tell walkers trots runners trots. Nerves are going to
kick in.

Speaker 6 (01:22:33):
What is the cutoff where we say it doesn't count
if he sits for a half over?

Speaker 1 (01:22:38):
No, that's all a lot.

Speaker 3 (01:22:40):
That's absolutely no. No, no, no, no, no, no. You
can take a break. I have no problem you take
a break. I'm saying, there's got to be a time
limit on it.

Speaker 1 (01:22:47):
Though.

Speaker 4 (01:22:47):
You can't sit for this is like chocolate, Charlie, you're
still all break at all. You know, I'll do toil
in for thirty days. Oh I didn't say thirty days straight.

Speaker 1 (01:22:56):
I know. Hey, I know you're cheating ways I've learned
from the best. Why is he getting a break? I
don't think you should. I know.

Speaker 4 (01:23:02):
I think if you want to, I want to say
it for fifteen minutes. I don't see a problem with it.
Could be harder when you get back up. But that's
why that's when my center in law she goes, don't
stop because you'll never get going again.

Speaker 3 (01:23:13):
Once you stop, you will not start walking again. But
so when do we say that it doesn't count? If
he sits for longer than what hour?

Speaker 5 (01:23:22):
Are you insane and you cannot do it? You can't
do an hour? That is absolutely half an hour. You
want to eat something real.

Speaker 1 (01:23:31):
Quick on the road, that's what you want to do?
A granola bar? Yeah, it's not you need.

Speaker 6 (01:23:41):
Yeah, so you're gonna eat all right, So you're gonna
sit for a half hour multiple times?

Speaker 1 (01:23:46):
No, I don't.

Speaker 4 (01:23:47):
Actually I don't plan on sitting to eat at all.
But I'm just saying, maybe if I get really hungry.

Speaker 6 (01:23:52):
Maybe I know you. So we need to define the
rules beforehand for it to count. So I don't have
a problem with you sitting. I do, But i'd say
over a half hour is you've lost at that point, right,
that's stopping. That's stopped. You've no longer you're no longer
doing it. You gotta take a dump. Of course, you
got to sit for a little bit. I have no

(01:24:12):
problem with that over a half hour. And I'd say
you can only do that? How many? How often? How long?

Speaker 3 (01:24:18):
How often can you in an hour? You can sit
right for a half minutes. Every three hours, I'd say
every three hours, you could sit for a half hour.
This okay, that's fine, Yeah, that's every If he sits
an accumulation of thirty minutes gonna every three hours.

Speaker 1 (01:24:37):
You never get back up.

Speaker 4 (01:24:38):
So if you sit for fifteen minutes hour one, fifteen
minutes hour two, you've used up your time.

Speaker 3 (01:24:44):
To say, I don't plan on really sitting at all. Frankly,
I said you were going to get fish and chips.

Speaker 1 (01:24:49):
I'm just saying it's a possibility.

Speaker 4 (01:24:51):
I just threw that out there with my wife, because
what are you gonna do when you get hungry?

Speaker 3 (01:24:54):
I go, oh, I got some fish and chips.

Speaker 11 (01:24:56):
And afterwards he was really angry because I was like,
she goes, I'll go, yeah, I'll get hungry.

Speaker 4 (01:25:02):
I'll just grab something, and she goes, well you get
thirsty and go yeah, like I can just pop in
a pop, get a pint a Guinness and she really
did not like that, and I'm like, what's wrong with that?
I might want a little like you know that? To me,
that's like a meal. It's like drinking a meal.

Speaker 5 (01:25:15):
Basic we would do when when we would do turkey trot.
I think it's five miles. We the last mile, we
would have a like a shot packed in our sports
bra cool and we would do It's like, okay, two
more miles, get us through.

Speaker 1 (01:25:32):
We could do a shot. You could drink some beer.
So I'm gonna put one in my jock strap.

Speaker 5 (01:25:36):
Yes, put a whole bottle in your jock I think
that you won't feel that at all.

Speaker 4 (01:25:40):
Yeah, I think I need a little backpack because my
sister in law she did give me like a whole list.
She prepared something for me and she.

Speaker 1 (01:25:50):
Leave. Ye, i'd like to go.

Speaker 3 (01:25:52):
It's very very long. I'd love to hear it. I
think I read it to you already. I think you
were off your dome. I'd like to hear. Have to
find it, but.

Speaker 1 (01:26:01):
Just look at her text. I wanted to.

Speaker 4 (01:26:03):
Test out some of the stuff yesterday, like tow socks.
I have to socks that way, your toes don't get
they're like socks. But each Each of your little toes
has little little sockers.

Speaker 1 (01:26:15):
I've seen those shoes.

Speaker 4 (01:26:16):
By the way, after wearing to socks. They're a pain
in the ass to put on your foot. But as
I'm walking around with them, why aren't we wearing to
socks all the time?

Speaker 1 (01:26:25):
I want almost like bare foot.

Speaker 4 (01:26:27):
I feel like I don't want anything touching in between
my Oh, this is Charlie, this is great.

Speaker 3 (01:26:31):
I never actually feel fantastic. I wouldn't like that putting
them on. I don't like that. It feels like I'm
stuffing my toast. Your toes don't line up with them
correctly exactly. And I think girls had them like in
the seventies. I think they're toe socks, yeah, the popular thing.
I think they're for runners. I guess, yeah, now yeah, sure?

Speaker 1 (01:26:53):
What else is in there? You know all the stuff
I need?

Speaker 4 (01:26:55):
I need like the little uh I don't know some
that gel crap that you would house for food, not
to lub you up, pa hip flavor.

Speaker 1 (01:27:08):
Let me see here what else is on there? I
don't know.

Speaker 4 (01:27:10):
She's got all sorts of I'd have to I have
to find it. I'd have to pull this. We're gonna
have to tape your knee up.

Speaker 11 (01:27:15):
Some of that KT tape leopre kneebrace.

Speaker 1 (01:27:19):
I wore that yesterday. It's not gonna house still. It's
the maybe it's better than nothing.

Speaker 5 (01:27:24):
But again, do you hear what I'm saying. It's going
to make your problem worse where you'll need surgery sooner
rather than later.

Speaker 1 (01:27:33):
If you do this twenty six miles, I'm not going
to need search. I'm going to use you think all
the time.

Speaker 11 (01:27:37):
I would say yeah, but that would the pain is
He's already in stem cells.

Speaker 1 (01:27:41):
I'm gonna I'm gonna inject stem cells into my knees.
You need a whole new knee. Ask people that I've
had ne replaces.

Speaker 3 (01:27:47):
Lisa, you're on Rollvery's Morning, Glory Morning, Lisa.

Speaker 1 (01:27:52):
High Rover.

Speaker 12 (01:27:53):
Hi, I have a perfect I have a perfect solution
for you. If you're in town this coming weekend, we
have an ultra marathon in Canal Fulton.

Speaker 1 (01:28:04):
It's the five mile.

Speaker 12 (01:28:05):
Loop completely supported, all the all the fuel, all the
hydration that you need. People can come out and the
two can be there when you come back around. She
can do it well, she can, but other people could
do a loop with you. It doesn't cost we can
get you a free registration.

Speaker 3 (01:28:24):
There's a five mile loop, so I just knock it
over and over and over again.

Speaker 1 (01:28:29):
I understand exactly. The area is beautiful. Well, i'll it's it's.

Speaker 4 (01:28:37):
Maybe I'll consider one five mile loop as part of
a training regimen or whatever. But I'm not training. Training,
I'm not. I'm not training. There's gonna be no training.

Speaker 8 (01:28:51):
I also need.

Speaker 1 (01:28:53):
The reason I don't want to train.

Speaker 4 (01:28:54):
Is because I go, I might if I quote unquote train,
I might just run out of energy.

Speaker 1 (01:28:59):
Like I'll, I'm not.

Speaker 4 (01:29:00):
I'm done. I'm my knee is shut. So I'm gonna
wait until the very last. I'm gonna bring some drugs
with me. I need some sort of I don't know,
pain pills, anti inflammatory, something I need.

Speaker 1 (01:29:13):
I need everything. How long is this woman running, Lisa?

Speaker 12 (01:29:18):
Do you have twenty four hours to get as many
loops as you can in? You can definitely walk a
full marathon.

Speaker 8 (01:29:26):
Well, it'll be.

Speaker 12 (01:29:30):
I am actually volunteering. I'll be in the beer gardener,
so she's.

Speaker 3 (01:29:35):
Not actually running.

Speaker 4 (01:29:36):
Oh okay, all right, I'll be stopping for thirty minutes
in the beer garden every three hours.

Speaker 8 (01:29:43):
Absolutely, I would love.

Speaker 1 (01:29:44):
That, all right, Lisa, thank you.

Speaker 12 (01:29:46):
I'm the fifty mile there and the eighty two mile there?

Speaker 1 (01:29:50):
You have done that or they they're doing I have
you've done?

Speaker 3 (01:29:53):
Okay, you've done eighty two miles. You ran eighty two?

Speaker 12 (01:30:00):
Yes, I ran out of time. I didn't. That was
my first attempt at one hundred, and I ran out
of time because I wasn't eating and drinking properly and
I kind of hit a wall and had to.

Speaker 1 (01:30:08):
Sit for a while.

Speaker 12 (01:30:10):
So yeah, but I got the eighty two mile.

Speaker 1 (01:30:12):
What do you do with the bathroom? Did you.

Speaker 12 (01:30:16):
There are porta potties there?

Speaker 1 (01:30:17):
Okay?

Speaker 3 (01:30:19):
All right, Lisha, thank you for the invite. I appreciate
Thank you, Lisa.

Speaker 1 (01:30:22):
You should do that. Rover one hundred miles? Who does that? Lisa?

Speaker 4 (01:30:26):
Let's run one hundred miles. I don't think I've run
one hundred miles of my entire life, Dougie, what do
you have coming in the get combined my entire life?

Speaker 1 (01:30:37):
What happens to the shin splints too? Remember?

Speaker 3 (01:30:41):
Yeah, I used to get shim spills really bad. But
I'll tell you why. I started walking more.

Speaker 1 (01:30:45):
And you worked past it. Yeah, Yeah, it's weird, right,
that is a little weird.

Speaker 3 (01:30:50):
Yeah, oh, it's terrible that that would get to the
point where you couldn't that's the ability?

Speaker 1 (01:30:56):
Was that so bad?

Speaker 4 (01:30:57):
Where I'd walk like half a mile and the shin
splints and are.

Speaker 1 (01:31:01):
You I wouldn't even be able to continue?

Speaker 3 (01:31:03):
It would be impossible to continue. Yeah, Sushi, what do
you have coming up? In the hizzy?

Speaker 5 (01:31:10):
Another wild moment on a plane where passengers had to
step in because somebody was going crazy. I'll tell you
the story coming up next.

Speaker 1 (01:31:18):
All right, we'll get to that in just a moment.

Speaker 4 (01:31:19):
Also, somebody said, why aren't you guys doing your DraftKings
betting for the NBA Finals. I think we are back
to betting on Fridays with DraftKings. I believe, so Friday,
you better be able to get your piction.

Speaker 3 (01:31:32):
Cannot wait? I'm betting get you get or maybe we'll
bet World Cup? Who knows? Can't wait?

Speaker 4 (01:31:40):
What about betting on will I be able to walk
a marathon? Will I be able to complete that?

Speaker 3 (01:31:46):
I wouldn't bet against me, but I'm I'll take a
bet anybody who wants to go against me. I suppose
if you're a betting man, Charlie, you betting I can't
complete it or can't give you any sort of something
to power through.

Speaker 6 (01:31:59):
It'll make you power through when you do this because
you said you could not, Because oh.

Speaker 1 (01:32:04):
Well you said I can't. That's what that's what's motivating me. Yeah.

Speaker 6 (01:32:07):
So I'm not going to give you any sort of
monetary motivation. I don't want anybody walking with you to
give you motivation. I want you to be able to
do this on your own. And it's gonna be so
fun to watch.

Speaker 11 (01:32:18):
No crawling at the end. You need to be walking
on Tuca all the way.

Speaker 4 (01:32:22):
Noo, there's gonna be no crawling out. I'm gonna be
all right.

Speaker 11 (01:32:25):
I just want to make sure we throw that out there,
you know, because you said that I love you said that.

Speaker 1 (01:32:29):
We got to hammer out those details it to be
very detail oriented with him. We will be right back
on Rover's Morning Glory. Hang, welcome back to this show.

Speaker 2 (01:32:39):
That's more uncomfortable than Kanye West and of our Mitvo.

Speaker 3 (01:32:43):
Every human being has something of value that they brought
to the table.

Speaker 1 (01:32:48):
Especially it's Rover's Morning Glory. The shoes he is coming
up in just a few minutes. What do you have
on the way, do gee?

Speaker 5 (01:32:57):
We got a lot of good stories. I'm going to
give you a story about another unruly.

Speaker 1 (01:33:02):
Passenger and it got pretty scary. I'll tell you that
what happened next.

Speaker 4 (01:33:07):
All right, we'll get to that in just a moment.
Let's see here. Vanessa wants me to eat a banana
an hour before I start walking the marathon for potassium.

Speaker 1 (01:33:23):
Thank you for the advice.

Speaker 11 (01:33:25):
Yeah, I want you to get any kind of cramps
in your legs.

Speaker 1 (01:33:29):
Okay, start hydrating the weekause.

Speaker 4 (01:33:31):
Somebody says, set up a poly market for rovers marathon walk.
You can set the full parameters. I would love to
do that, but I think that it has to be
a wider sort of that's a pretty narrow sort of thing.
How many people are going to be interested in a
poly market that, whether I can walk a marathon or not.

(01:33:53):
I don't think it's you're not able to set that up.
I think they have to. Isn't there like a you
submit it and then somebody has to approve it or
something like?

Speaker 3 (01:34:02):
I don't know how it all works. I should ask
what's his face?

Speaker 4 (01:34:07):
Uh so, George Santos is that his name?

Speaker 3 (01:34:11):
Oh? Yeah, yeah, he might know how it's good.

Speaker 1 (01:34:14):
This guy, this is insane.

Speaker 4 (01:34:17):
So the Department of Justice is now investigating former Republican
Congressman George Santos because he has allegedly been.

Speaker 1 (01:34:27):
Now he was kicked out of Congress.

Speaker 4 (01:34:29):
This guy is the biggest liar, fraud, scammer, just just
a terrible lying human being. How he even got into
Congress is beyond me. But if you'll recall, he had so.

Speaker 3 (01:34:41):
Many I don't even remember what all of his lies were,
but he had so many lies.

Speaker 1 (01:34:47):
He thinks he's lying about.

Speaker 3 (01:34:48):
My understanding is his financial background.

Speaker 1 (01:34:53):
I'm talking one of them.

Speaker 3 (01:34:55):
I think he was in he was in nine to eleven. Right,
Oh did he say that? Believe he did? Now you
can talk, go ahead, No, I just want to bring
up that he's light about his finance. His finance. This
is the big thing that because they call him a
fabuloust because he's led about his finances where he got
his money from.

Speaker 1 (01:35:14):
That.

Speaker 3 (01:35:15):
Also, he also light about the us of campaign o
Asians for personal expenses.

Speaker 4 (01:35:18):
Scammed money from people, all sorts of people, even I
believe he scammed. There was something with like a dying
dog or a pet or something. I don't recall exactly
what that was. Do you remember he scammed money as
that person. Mom was at nine to eleven.

Speaker 6 (01:35:31):
Sorry, here's a whole list of George Santos lies ranked. Okay,
city and state power lister. That's a city I mean
state power lister. I don't know what that is. Okay,
skip that one. He was not a drag queen when
he very clearly was a drag queen. There's some of
him dressed in drag. He produced the biggest Broadway flop
of the modern era. I'm guessing that's The Spider Man.

(01:35:53):
So he says it. Somehow he made that.

Speaker 4 (01:35:55):
He said that he was a producer of the twenty eleven.
Uh he the actual producer denied Santos was ever involved.
And weird thing to lie about, right, This one's pretty
good volleyball star.

Speaker 3 (01:36:08):
I don't know that he's juggled some balls. I don't
know about volleyball. He was a struggling landlord. Ny he's
never it says, what does it say?

Speaker 1 (01:36:18):
He is?

Speaker 3 (01:36:18):
There's no evidence of what ever owning personally owning a
property period.

Speaker 6 (01:36:25):
Baratt, I don't know this, roach Barrooch, NYU grad so
it wasn't worked on Wall Street. Apparently didn't do that.
His ancestors were Jewish refugees of the Holocaust, had employees
who died at Paulse nightclub. Wow, he's mother was at
nine to eleven his seven year marriage. Apparently that's a

(01:36:47):
lie committing check fron Brazil being a multi millionaire A
friend of pets.

Speaker 3 (01:36:53):
Oh yeah, that was the pet. He didn't do something
wrong with dogs? Yeah, what did he do?

Speaker 4 (01:36:57):
He held Let's see he said he never or let's see,
fifty dollars per person event he got three thousand dollars.
Oh yeah, this one. Santos was accused of setting up
a go fund Me page for a service dog of
a disabled Navy veteran and then disappearing after the page
raised three thousand dollars for life safe weeek surgery for

(01:37:19):
the dog. Okay, what's the big lie? This says that, Oh,
stop the Steel rally. I don't know whatever this is.

Speaker 3 (01:37:31):
Santos said that not only was the presidential election stolen
for Trump from Trump, that his own congressional okay, blah
blah blah, fake donations to his campaign more than twelve
big dollar donors to his campaign in twenty twenty don't
actually seem to exist, and Santos staffer pretends to be

(01:37:52):
a staffer for speaker Kevin mccarthyis a staffer for Santos.

Speaker 1 (01:37:57):
Sam meel.

Speaker 4 (01:38:00):
Over phone calls and emails with potential donors to be
Dan Meyer chief of staff or House Speaker then at
the time, or Kevin McCarthy now Kevin Speaker Kevin McCarthy.
The apparent aim was to pull in more donations by
giving him a sense of legitimacy.

Speaker 1 (01:38:17):
Anyway, So, yeah, this guy.

Speaker 3 (01:38:18):
You remember that video of him running through the halls
of the back rooms of the Congress or whatever with
a baby.

Speaker 1 (01:38:25):
No, I don't recall that that was good.

Speaker 4 (01:38:27):
Was he the one that would pretend to be on
the phone anytime a reporter tried to ask him a question?

Speaker 6 (01:38:31):
Was because he loves being on camera, So I really
doubt he would do that. But I remember just had
he's holding a baby and nobody sure whose baby it was,
and he's screaming and yelling he has a baby.

Speaker 4 (01:38:44):
Now, George Santos, the same former congressman, is being investigated
by the Department of Justice because they say he's doing
insider trading on cal Sheet, which is just like polymarket.
Apparently there were bets during the State of the Union
the presidential speech. Who is going to attend the State

(01:39:05):
of the Union? Who's going to be there? George Santos
was one of the people that people were speculating is
he going to be at the State of the Union,
and he took to Twitter to post I'm going to
be there for the State of the Union in the
gallery guys. He said this was a day before the

(01:39:26):
State of the Union. At the time, he did not
reveal that he had already placed a bet on Calshi
saying that he was not going to be at the
State of the Union, and.

Speaker 3 (01:39:46):
Then he didn't show up.

Speaker 4 (01:39:48):
He then posted on x watching State of the Union
from an airport TV was not part of the plan FML,
So he purposely did go to the State of the
Union in order to and then he bet on himself
not going to the State of the Union. At least
that's that's and there appear to be other ones as well,

(01:40:09):
So he's been doing that.

Speaker 1 (01:40:12):
I think was hmm, it wasn't that.

Speaker 3 (01:40:18):
Let me see here.

Speaker 1 (01:40:19):
I don't know if does it say it in here?
I don't know. Look a million dollars, No, no, I
don't think.

Speaker 4 (01:40:30):
Let's see last month, traders bet nearly ninety thousand dollars
on what words Santos would utter during an interview on Newsmax.
And so he can also affect those sorts of things.
What did he do? I don't know how much money
he's actually. I have to be honest. I don't even
see how this is wrong. He's not like a Okay,

(01:40:51):
there's a there's a weird betting market where you can
bet on things that you're gonna do or not gonna do.

Speaker 6 (01:40:58):
That you didn't set up, you didn't make them, you
didn't invent the bet People are betting on random things.

Speaker 3 (01:41:04):
Now, what's wrong with you? And you know you're not going,
so why not bet that you're not going?

Speaker 22 (01:41:08):
How is that?

Speaker 3 (01:41:09):
I don't understand how that's that's I don't to me,
that doesn't seem I don't know.

Speaker 1 (01:41:16):
Military action seems a little different.

Speaker 6 (01:41:17):
But if somebody else is making a bet on whether
you were going to do something out of your hands, fine,
I'm not going to go, and I'm not going to
place a bet on me not going.

Speaker 3 (01:41:26):
What's I don't see how that's illegal? What about she
should be illegal? Honey market should be absolutely legal. Those
are the people you should be going after. I don't
think in this case, I don't think you really blame
George Santos.

Speaker 4 (01:41:38):
What about Trump buying a bunch of Dell stock a
day before they announced.

Speaker 1 (01:41:42):
You bought a million dollars worth of.

Speaker 4 (01:41:45):
Legal because then what do you do the next day?
It all depends what do you do the next day
they announced that government deal?

Speaker 1 (01:41:50):
Well, so, yeah, nine billion dollars.

Speaker 4 (01:41:53):
Contract affecting something that affects I don't that seems different
to me. What George Santos does is is a you know,
it's not a government contract or nothing. It's people making
dumb bets about whether or not somebody's gonna do something.
So what's wrong? I don't see. I don't see. Sample
had says. Don't forget he was pardoned by Trump as well?

Speaker 1 (01:42:13):
Oh was he?

Speaker 3 (01:42:14):
Yeah? Remember he had his sins commuted or whatever the
hell it was.

Speaker 1 (01:42:18):
Can we make a bet? Yes, what's that? We don't
buy a car for Jeffrey if he falls asleep during
the show. Dude, No, just I was still paying it,
you guys, I'm talking about George. George Santos is fabulous.

Speaker 3 (01:42:30):
Why so I heard everything you guys said about Trump
what do we just say about Trump?

Speaker 1 (01:42:33):
Trump pardoned Santos? What else about? Right before that? And
right before that, you were still talking about this. Just
what did Trump do? I just said it. No, right
before the else.

Speaker 3 (01:42:47):
Did he do?

Speaker 1 (01:42:49):
What did he buy? Yeah? I didn't catch.

Speaker 3 (01:42:55):
I would Yeah, I was sleep.

Speaker 1 (01:42:59):
Yes, we're talking about him buying something. What did Trump
buy that? I gave that part. I ain't catch drinking coffee?
Wake up?

Speaker 3 (01:43:10):
He gotta try to stay wait here?

Speaker 1 (01:43:12):
Okay, So what'd you do last night? Were you up
last night?

Speaker 3 (01:43:16):
Wait? No, I was so tired. I went to bed.
I went to bed, arounding to clock last night. After
I had dinner. Oh wow, okay, yeah, remember I after
I remember all of me, Like I said, did a
lot after I got home. After I got my car home,
my wife and I had to walk through the grocery
store and get some stuff to make dinner. But you
got the cart, your broken car.

Speaker 1 (01:43:35):
How did you get it there? How did you get
it home?

Speaker 3 (01:43:37):
To explain to Charlie, we were I was gonna take
the chance to drive it home.

Speaker 1 (01:43:42):
Okay, So, so there's.

Speaker 3 (01:43:46):
No oil in there. All the oil is leaked out.
I checked the oil. I checked the over before I
left the shop, it's full of oil. As the guy
they put an oil back in so but he let
me finish, ll me explaining exactly what. So, when I
was given a ridea by one of the guys that
working at my fence company, I called my friend Keith
and he had something he had to do so he

(01:44:07):
could be there right away. So I told Melissa, well,
I'm gonna attempt to drive the car home. He said, okay,
if something does happen, to give him a call.

Speaker 4 (01:44:14):
So I thought he was going to be there right
behind you, ready to push the car when it breaks down.

Speaker 3 (01:44:19):
What happened, Well, when I got the When I got there,
you know, I checked the oil. Car had had a
whole thing of oil. There's no leaks under the car.
How did it get filled up with oil? He put
in there for me?

Speaker 1 (01:44:29):
Oh what they charged you? Nothing? Oh?

Speaker 4 (01:44:31):
Car's out there? Cars nice, nice group of guys over there.
Those that's the guy that your friend Keith wants to smash.

Speaker 3 (01:44:37):
That guy's it's just because he was just upset so
and he's not really going to do any who was
awarded to come, he wasn't scared to come.

Speaker 4 (01:44:47):
Sounds like he was because he was supposed to be there.
Then he said that he wanted to smash that guy's
face in, and then he didn't show up.

Speaker 1 (01:44:54):
Okay, well feel let me explain.

Speaker 3 (01:44:57):
So a car started up right away, I was able
to get I got off the property. I called Keith
and say, look, I'm gon attempt to drive back, drive
the car home and goes okay. Oh, he had turned
around the head back towards you know himself going home,
but he did say if something does happen, to give
him a call. So eventually I got the car home safely.
And so when I got home, we decided we're going

(01:45:18):
to make some homie tacos, and my wife and I
walked to a grocery store in our neighborhood to get
the stuff.

Speaker 1 (01:45:24):
Nice.

Speaker 4 (01:45:24):
Okay, so the car's there, it's in. Could you have
driven it to work today? I?

Speaker 1 (01:45:30):
He texted me. He texted me this morning. He said,
just because I was able to drive.

Speaker 3 (01:45:35):
The car home, doesn't mean you have to go to
you you can go to and around in it, my
friend Keith, because there's the potential the engine can blow. Okay,
So uh, I'm just taking and taking his advice. So
what difference does it make if it blows or not.

Speaker 1 (01:45:49):
You either.

Speaker 4 (01:45:50):
You can't drive it while it's sitting in the parking
lot of your apartment complex. So it's just sitting there
waisting it. If you drive it to work and the
engine blows, what are you out? Then you go, oh, oh,
my car doesn't work well to drive it anyway. So
what's the plan for the car now? I'm still mulling
over that over some options here. The option, yeah, we've
already we've already talked about the options. One of them

(01:46:10):
was to sell it to a guy that wants to
run it in a demolition derby. I get some money
for it for the car itself, he gets the prize
money if he wins it, and so win win situation.

Speaker 3 (01:46:17):
In that regard, that's probably not gonna happen. What's the
more realistic option? I don't know, yeah, Charlie, because I'm
just really asking. I'm not like trying to jump on
your throat and just really asking. Because nobody's gonna buy
your car to run it in a demolition derby. It
was just an option that I'm just uh, probably junk.
Getting get money for that. That's that's more realistic, Okay, Okay,

(01:46:38):
have you talked to your dad? Is there a way
that you can help you?

Speaker 1 (01:46:42):
My dad's up? My dad?

Speaker 3 (01:46:43):
Well, I remember, my dad's retired. He's been retired for
the length of time I've been married. Dog, doesn't he
we have money saved? Do you know?

Speaker 1 (01:46:51):
I don't know my dad's finances. All he know is
the are ther wor VR fixed income doe.

Speaker 4 (01:46:56):
I'm just like your dad, come out of retirement to
sell your are for one last one, last one last.

Speaker 3 (01:47:04):
No, I have to get a chicken. Dad out of retirement?
Real cliff la rock hare, real funny Rover?

Speaker 1 (01:47:10):
Can I put you in a car today? Okay? But
what of the I'm talking now? Any who? I'm selling
Jeffrey's car now? Okay.

Speaker 3 (01:47:21):
What I'm trying to say is that everyone everyone I've
talked to regarding my vehicle, Rover, A couple of guys
at my fence company, my dad, my older brother, even Charlie,
are all saying I'm the same consensus. Is not worth
the money to replace the engine? Oh yeah, yeah, absolutely not.
Don't do that.

Speaker 1 (01:47:40):
No, So I agree everything. That's the that's so. That's so.

Speaker 3 (01:47:44):
That's the first time everybody I know has has the
same consensus, so that I'm appreciating Roman. You're on Rover's
Morning Glory. Good morning Roman, Hey, what's happening?

Speaker 23 (01:47:55):
Just wanted to chime in on the whole Rob De
Santas thing. Uh, it's it doesn't surprise me that Charlie
doesn't see anything wrong with it.

Speaker 1 (01:48:02):
Charlie's like a classic cheater.

Speaker 17 (01:48:04):
Now he's known for doing this, but it's the same
thing that class was doing for the tribe. He's going
out there, he knows he's gonna throw a ball or
you know, a wide pitch on his very first throw.

Speaker 1 (01:48:16):
It's the middle of the season.

Speaker 3 (01:48:19):
The game though, that's completely different. That affects a game. Well,
here's the thing. If he if he publicly says he's
going then and then places a bet after, now, that's
gonna shift the odds because people are gonna go, oh,
he's going.

Speaker 1 (01:48:34):
He says he's going, he didn't make he didn't set
the bet up. I think it's different if you.

Speaker 4 (01:48:38):
Didn't set the bet up and something inconsequential like whether
or not George Santos is gonna be at the State
of the Union or he says fart on TV or whatever.

Speaker 1 (01:48:46):
I think that's a lot different than a baseball game.

Speaker 4 (01:48:49):
It also violates the Kalshi terms of Service, meaning you're
not allowed to place a bet on something that you
have direct knowledge of or participation.

Speaker 6 (01:49:00):
I don't think you should be allowed to place any
bets on anything like that.

Speaker 3 (01:49:05):
It's ridiculous that exists. And it's not Ron Desanti's you, idiot,
it's George Santos moron. Well, uh m, just miss you
know what we're talking about, all right? Yes, I was
just gonna.

Speaker 23 (01:49:22):
Say, entire trading and no term limits is the main
issue we have in Congress, one of them at least.
And yeah, the fact that this guy uh is able
to do that and chuckle about it just shows.

Speaker 1 (01:49:35):
How well they're investigating him.

Speaker 4 (01:49:36):
So I don't know if if I don't know what,
they'll what they'll come up with, Roman, thank you. Maybe
it'll be pardoned again. Uh, I've got to take a break.
I guess she'll have to give us a supercize, is he?
I guess the next hour? And you guys, are you're

(01:49:58):
a member of Costco?

Speaker 1 (01:50:00):
Right? Duji? Oh god?

Speaker 16 (01:50:01):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (01:50:01):
Love? Okay, Stance, are you a Costco guy? Still?

Speaker 3 (01:50:04):
Yes?

Speaker 21 (01:50:04):
Right?

Speaker 3 (01:50:05):
Okay, Charlie you're also a Costco guy, a newer guy, Prystoll.

Speaker 1 (01:50:09):
Are you a Costco girl? Or you have membership?

Speaker 4 (01:50:12):
No, we're Sam's, You're Sam's Club, Sam's Club, Jeffery, do
you have membership at any of these places?

Speaker 1 (01:50:19):
I don't, all right, I have something to run by you.
I'm curious.

Speaker 4 (01:50:23):
Somebody emailed me and they were a little miffed at
a video that's going around, and they wanted to know
what I thought, and I, well, I'll tell you what
I thought. It has to do with membership at Costco
and Sam's Club. And what would you do if somebody
asks you for something? I'll explain it right after this
on Rover's Morning Glory.

Speaker 1 (01:50:41):
Hang on, are the.

Speaker 4 (01:50:45):
I've gone through divorces, I've gone through jobs, I've gone
through all sorts of life changes, and the only thing
that's remained constant in my life is you. Rover and
Rover's Morning Glory. Everyone on the show. Guy, You're on
Rover's Morning Glory. Good morning guy.

Speaker 10 (01:51:01):
How you doing, buddy?

Speaker 1 (01:51:01):
I mean, what's happening?

Speaker 3 (01:51:03):
Hey?

Speaker 24 (01:51:04):
With all due respect, you don't have a prayer to
make twenty six miles?

Speaker 3 (01:51:08):
What do you mean to tell you?

Speaker 24 (01:51:09):
Why?

Speaker 10 (01:51:10):
I'm gonna tell you why.

Speaker 24 (01:51:12):
I was roughly your age, living down in Columbus. I
got hammered at Mierfield Golfing Country for the tournament. Forgot
where my car was, thought I left it at my
buddy's house. So the next morning when I woke up,
I walked thirteen miles.

Speaker 3 (01:51:30):
Thought I was gonna dead.

Speaker 4 (01:51:32):
Die thirteen After you walked thirteen miles, you were near death.

Speaker 22 (01:51:36):
This was here to God.

Speaker 4 (01:51:37):
When people ask have you ever had a near death experience?
You reply, yes, I have. I walked thirteen miles once.

Speaker 24 (01:51:44):
Listen, brother cartoon character tongue dragon on the ground, knees
exploding in the wind.

Speaker 20 (01:51:50):
You don't have a prayer.

Speaker 24 (01:51:52):
I'm not a sedentary man. I work out like a fiend.
At sixty one right now, I was in better shit
eight then, dude, like I said, with all due respect,
you're a sedentary guy. You get winded walking up the stairs.
You don't have a prayer. And I got five hundred bucks, five.

Speaker 4 (01:52:12):
Hundred I'll fall for the hour talking five hundred dollars.

Speaker 1 (01:52:19):
All right, guys, I might take you.

Speaker 24 (01:52:22):
Yes, listen, if I had a clear mortgage, i'd bet
my house.

Speaker 4 (01:52:27):
All right, let me send me an email Rover a
Rover radio dot com. Maybe I need to maybe I
need to start doing like a little uh yeah, like
I'm a bookie or something.

Speaker 1 (01:52:38):
I'm making these bets.

Speaker 24 (01:52:39):
Yes, I'm gonna give you them, Gona, I'm gonna give
you the best advice that anybody's ever given you. Yes,
don't even think about it.

Speaker 4 (01:52:47):
I'm gonna do it, and I'll bet you the five hundred.
I think I'm gonna be able to accomplicate. If I can't,
I'll give you the five hundred.

Speaker 1 (01:52:53):
I know, I know. I keep you.

Speaker 4 (01:52:55):
Just during the commercial break, she just said, she just said,
I'm gonna kill I'll kick you in the knee, she said, oh,
to get out of its very nice.

Speaker 24 (01:53:09):
You listen, nobody needs to kick him. Nobody needs to
kick him. You don't have a prayer?

Speaker 1 (01:53:15):
All right?

Speaker 4 (01:53:16):
Well, maybe maybe I pay a guy to come on
and really lull you guys into a sense of false
sense of security that I won't be able to do it.

Speaker 1 (01:53:24):
This is all part of my strategy.

Speaker 24 (01:53:27):
The heaviest weight you lift is your cat.

Speaker 3 (01:53:30):
Yep, come on, nine point eight pounds. All right, guy,
thank you, I appreciate it.

Speaker 6 (01:53:35):
All right, I'm just looking at I'm just doing some
like test on distances of how far this is, like
just visually so I can understand. Yes, and it's the
end of lake Wood all the way to the casino
back to Uh, you're just going back and forth four times,
four or five times you have to go.

Speaker 1 (01:53:56):
And you will never make that ever.

Speaker 6 (01:54:00):
So far, that's twenty nine miles technically, but I mean
it's starry around the corner.

Speaker 3 (01:54:05):
I did three miles, no sweat.

Speaker 6 (01:54:07):
Yes, around the corner, casino, back to around the corner
to the casino, back to around the corner.

Speaker 3 (01:54:12):
That's so far you're not going to be able to
so basically from here to my house.

Speaker 1 (01:54:16):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:54:16):
Rough, No, I was just picking on the street that
I know. Oh, it's so far Jeffer just today. It's like,
so why wouldn't pick Jeffrey up today? This reason why
we're kind of late. It took the Laroque shortcut. No, no,
what's that surface?

Speaker 22 (01:54:33):
No?

Speaker 1 (01:54:33):
One shot straight up Detroit.

Speaker 3 (01:54:35):
Yeah, yeah, why do that when you could get on
the freeway unimpeded.

Speaker 4 (01:54:38):
Two freeways you can get back on ninety, or we
could take the shore. The shoreways not technically a freeway anymore.
But you know, at least there's no lights and it
went out.

Speaker 3 (01:54:46):
Okay, When I leave my house, I leave my house
about when I had when my car was running. Well,
leave my house about five out five twenty five, five thirty,
and I'm downtown in twenty minutes by the time I
get here, until it'd be like ten. It's still got
time to take to use the facilities, grab some coffee,
and being here in time they hit their waves.

Speaker 4 (01:55:06):
Uh, Jeffrey, you do have a question regarding your car
when they filled it? So did you say they filled
your car up with oil? Did that oil leak out
when you got home?

Speaker 3 (01:55:14):
No? Because I even checked it this morning that there
was no leaks.

Speaker 4 (01:55:19):
So the guy who changed your oil, Keith, he botched it.
That's how the accusing.

Speaker 3 (01:55:25):
Him of that.

Speaker 1 (01:55:26):
But he don't. I don't. I believe he didn't. Well
what happened?

Speaker 3 (01:55:29):
How Why did all the oil leak out of your car?

Speaker 4 (01:55:31):
Then you think they the place had just filled your
oil up for free and fixed it. That's free that
you're choosing them of sabotaging your vehicle.

Speaker 3 (01:55:42):
I don't know what what it was, but all I
know was is when I got my car home, when
I drove my car from my friend Keith shop back
to my house. I see any oil leak on the
ground at all? Okay, And then I drove from then
I dropped the car off and then he looked at
every morning and that's when they claim they it was

(01:56:04):
discovered this.

Speaker 1 (01:56:05):
Whole river oil on the ground.

Speaker 3 (01:56:08):
And then when I picked my car up yesterday, I
checked you oil it was full, and I see any
league on the ground. I drove a car home and
before I came, before I left for Charlie to pick
me up, I see any leakage on the ground there either.

Speaker 4 (01:56:24):
Did you ask the place yesterday? Did you fix my oil?
You filled it up? What they what they say about
your oy?

Speaker 3 (01:56:29):
They just told me they filled it up, and.

Speaker 1 (01:56:32):
And I checked it before I left that shop. Did
they say they fixed anything? Did they they say they
say they fixed anything? They just put them oil on
the car too. Enabled me to be able to drive
at least drive it home. All right.

Speaker 4 (01:56:42):
That's it's a little a little suspicious, the whole scenario,
but here is all right. So you guys are all
members of Costco. Although Crystal's a Sam's Club person. This
actually happened at a Sam's Club in Illinois, a woman
posted a video. She's very, very upset because she's in
there and she has five items, but her membership just

(01:57:06):
expired recently expired. Now this video, I swear to God,
as far as I know, it's entirely real. I can't
believe somebody is this stupid that they would post this
and make these outrageous claims. As far as I know,
this is a legitimate video, not designed to rile people.
Up Here, she is complaining about what happens when she

(01:57:28):
tries to check out with her expired card. She asked
for a little bit to help listen to this.

Speaker 16 (01:57:32):
I had to come and make a TikTok because we
got a racist lady here in the Sam's Club.

Speaker 1 (01:57:38):
I asked for her help.

Speaker 16 (01:57:40):
Because my Sam's Club membership had just expired.

Speaker 1 (01:57:43):
So I have five items. You can clearly see it's two.

Speaker 16 (01:57:48):
Pineapples here or orange of grape and a strawberry. I
asked his lady very nicely, Okay, do.

Speaker 1 (01:57:55):
You think you could help me? I'm going to renew
my membership soon.

Speaker 16 (01:57:58):
I'm just trying to purchase these these three five items
for uh my kids or what not. She are like
she just couldn't help me, like it was just on
her her membership for her top. Uh tapping her membership
just to help somebody out. It was rude and it
was racist. You could have just said, you know, no
things or this, that and the third. Now she wanted
to get the calling people over here. I don't give

(01:58:19):
a damn being a weirdo.

Speaker 1 (01:58:24):
You t you you came over here to be a weirdo. Yeah,
she just was being weird.

Speaker 16 (01:58:28):
She could have just said she didn't like black people.
I asked her for her help. She just did was
being racist at the time. Sorry, you don't like black people.
I don't need no help no more. It wasn't nothing.
This lady don't need no help. I'm asking for her
help as my mom a. And it's a shame. Now,

(01:58:49):
that is how do you get this a shame? If
you're wet, ain't hearings all the time, nobody is ever
trying to help. It's not being a Karen. I could
have been homeless. I could have been homeless and asked
for your help. Miss racism.

Speaker 1 (01:59:05):
So this lady is racist accusing.

Speaker 4 (01:59:07):
According to this lady, because she wouldn't tap her Sam's
Club membership card, to check this lady out.

Speaker 1 (01:59:15):
You can't on her membership. I mean, I don't know.

Speaker 5 (01:59:17):
I've never once gone into a Sam's Club, but I
know with Costco you can't get in if it's expired.

Speaker 4 (01:59:23):
Well, actually to me sometimes there, But why would this
if you didn't want to do this?

Speaker 1 (01:59:30):
This makes you racist.

Speaker 4 (01:59:32):
So if I'm white and a black woman asked me
to do something and I say no because I don't
want to do it, that makes me a racist automatically. Apparently,
according to this lady and a Karen, this is a
professional victim here. First of all, I find it almost
impossible to believe that this video could be real, because
nobody could be this stupid.

Speaker 6 (01:59:51):
Also, I don't understand well one, no, no, no, the lady
got in because Costco you have to to get in
the door, you got to scan with your card.

Speaker 3 (02:00:00):
Same at Sam's Club.

Speaker 1 (02:00:01):
No, you can just like flash the card.

Speaker 3 (02:00:06):
So slash the card. So she goes right in. They
don't realize it's expired. So I would have.

Speaker 6 (02:00:10):
But if somebody came in and they're like, hey, oh
my god, I can't use my card, I use my card.

Speaker 4 (02:00:18):
No you can't, Charlie, because I'm sure that violates your
Costco membership, and they can revoke your membership and that
money that you spent.

Speaker 3 (02:00:26):
You know, I'm not like a weird rule nerd.

Speaker 1 (02:00:28):
So something cash you can't do that.

Speaker 3 (02:00:30):
Can I just go? Oh, yeah, I'm scanning.

Speaker 1 (02:00:33):
You can't do that.

Speaker 3 (02:00:33):
I with this person.

Speaker 5 (02:00:35):
No, if you're the cashier checking them out.

Speaker 3 (02:00:39):
Yeah you go.

Speaker 1 (02:00:39):
I'm with this person. I've done it with my friends.

Speaker 6 (02:00:43):
I've done it with my not the cashier, the worker,
not the worker the other I thought it was another customer.

Speaker 1 (02:00:49):
It's a customer. She has the customers the customer. Yes,
that you wouldn't. I would have known.

Speaker 5 (02:00:57):
I don't want to get the chance nobody's going to
do me from Costco.

Speaker 4 (02:01:01):
My friend at Costco, you're completely You're out of the conversation.

Speaker 1 (02:01:06):
And I understand.

Speaker 5 (02:01:07):
I didn't mean to say firing. I wouldn't take the
chance of them kicking me off my.

Speaker 4 (02:01:11):
Membership because you already paid your membership. You can't just
hand that out willy nilly to other people.

Speaker 6 (02:01:16):
My neighbor went to Giant Eagle like last year, and
at a self checkout, you need a Giant Eagle card
to activate the self checkout.

Speaker 3 (02:01:24):
Wait in line gets there forgot his card. What should
you do? Pull out his phone where you can probably
story on your phone, doesn't your phone number and to
look up your membership.

Speaker 4 (02:01:35):
Didn't work for whatever reason, I don't know why you
leave the stuff there and walk out instead. He asked
somebody said, hey, you got the advantage card, and he
guy's like sure, and they scanned his card. Okay, there's
no membership to that, and if you scan that for somebody,
you get the points from whatever that you would say, No,

(02:01:57):
that's different, there's different.

Speaker 1 (02:01:58):
That's that's that's different.

Speaker 4 (02:02:00):
This membership at Sam's Club where this happened, you have
to pay for that membership. Her membership is expired. You
don't have a membership. You're not entitled to check out
at he's discounted price. I offered to take Jeffrey, who
does not have a membership. I offered to take him
with me so that he could take advantage of my
membership and go with me so he could buy things,

(02:02:20):
which is the same thing. He doesn't have a membership
and he's getting the benefits without paying for the nobly
technically would be a violation of the terms, but you
at least know the guy and he's there with you.
It's not just why, okay, if this would work, why
couldn't Why couldn't a community out there where's this Vernon Hills,

(02:02:43):
wherever the hell at is, Illinois? I guess why couldn't
one person buy a Sam's Club membership at the Vernon
Hills Sam's Club and then they just stand at the
checkout all day and everybody comes in, Bob, Yep, there's
your membership.

Speaker 3 (02:02:57):
There's your membership too, all day. I guess they could
they go out of business, Charlie. They would go out
of business selling stuff for a profit. So I don't
know how that would work in reality. I'm doing like
realistic things. Yeah, I guess you could pay somebody.

Speaker 6 (02:03:13):
She's saying, we pay this person money to stand at
Sam's Club all day?

Speaker 3 (02:03:17):
Yeah that way.

Speaker 4 (02:03:18):
No, No, they just do it out of the goodness
of their own heart. Because they only pay for one
hundred dollars membership and now a thousand people get to
check out on their membership.

Speaker 1 (02:03:26):
When do they go to work to pay for the membership?
Doesn't make sense.

Speaker 4 (02:03:28):
He retired, so that old guy, he just stands there
is nothing better to do all day, twelve hours a day.
He just boops his card that everybody comes by, Oh
you don't have a membership there? Ahead makes sense in
your world, it does because it's ridiculous, and this lady
should be ashamed, and she's accusing somebody of being racist.

(02:03:51):
I don't know, but indeed, there's absolutely, as far as
I could tell, no racism whatsoever. If the lady would
have called her a racial slur and said get away
from me, you blankety blank blank blank whatever, maybe.

Speaker 3 (02:04:04):
But uh, she just said no, just because she didn't
do what you want, that makes her a racist.

Speaker 16 (02:04:11):
No.

Speaker 4 (02:04:11):
This woman is a professional victim who feels entitled to everything,
and if something doesn't go her way, it's oh boohoo,
because I'm black.

Speaker 1 (02:04:19):
That's what it boils down to.

Speaker 4 (02:04:22):
I can't even believe this is a real video, the
fact that you would have the gall to post this
and try to call some other lady a racist because
she wouldn't tap her membership card. Yours is expired. I'm
going to renew it soon. Why don't you rene it
right now? How about that?

Speaker 1 (02:04:40):
You can you can go right over to the customer service.

Speaker 11 (02:04:44):
I mean, yeah, like a person as a guest with
my mother to Sam's club and then see and then
she though pays for everything and I give her I
venmo her or because she can't split it up and
me use my own bit card to pay for my
transaction underneath her membership violation.

Speaker 1 (02:05:04):
And so I would wonder that as well.

Speaker 11 (02:05:06):
If you're scanning your membership card, then is now she
going to pay for your stuff and you're going to
reimburse her for those five items? I don't understand because
I feel like my mom's always said, no, we can't
split it between two different cards.

Speaker 3 (02:05:20):
It has to be okay, So why can't you split it?
Explain this to me.

Speaker 11 (02:05:24):
That it's once she scans her membership card that she
can't scan it for me then and then now I'm
paying with my own debit card.

Speaker 1 (02:05:32):
You can, of course you can. Yeah, why why couldn't you?

Speaker 11 (02:05:36):
I swear she always makes me do it as all. No,
we have to do it as well. Transactions under my
card and my name. C J says I work for Costco.
Members can bring a non member guest.

Speaker 4 (02:05:46):
The guests can purchase things, but it has to be
a separate transaction and it has to be with cash
or the member can purchase it and the guests can
reimburse it. Maybe that verse separately, whatever that means, I
don't know. Eight six six yo Rover eight sixty six
nine sixty seven six eight three seven. Martin says, Actually,
places like Sam's Club make a large percentage of their

(02:06:07):
earnings selling memberships, so we're over. You're right if nobody's
buying the memberships, that they would go out of business.

Speaker 3 (02:06:15):
Of course, also the interpretation of what you just said prior, so,
if try was to take me to Costco and I'm
a non member, I would have to pay for my
items in cash or the other option that you mentioned
that he would use his uh like debit card to
pay for myself, but.

Speaker 1 (02:06:32):
Day I had to reimburse them in cash.

Speaker 3 (02:06:34):
Either way, it's a lose lose situation to wait for
me because I'm still paying in cash on items.

Speaker 4 (02:06:38):
I wouldn't want to get involved somebody asked me this.
I don't have a membership of Costco or sam Club.
But if I did, somebody goes hey, can I no?
No go go ask somebody else. I don't want to
get involved. I walk into a convenience store and as
I walk in, some kids there.

Speaker 3 (02:06:50):
Buy me a pack of beer. No, buy me a
twelve pack. No thanks, I'm not getting involved. I don't
want to mess around with that yet. I don't what's
wrong with this lady. There's more to this video here.
I think she does eventually check out. I think they
let her check out. I don't know how, but.

Speaker 16 (02:07:10):
I'm gonna show y'all on TikTok her face later and
all at an all day with our economy crashing, jazz
being had ooh being half you had a lady right
here that couldn't help us being a black person.

Speaker 4 (02:07:26):
Immediately kick this lady out of Sam's Club for harassing
members inside of Sam's Club and videoing them and putting
them accusing them of racism.

Speaker 1 (02:07:36):
They should kick her out, and they should.

Speaker 4 (02:07:38):
If she does have a membership, they should take it away.

Speaker 16 (02:07:41):
Being a black person is so hard in this world.

Speaker 1 (02:07:45):
It's so hard because you.

Speaker 16 (02:07:46):
Come into these multimillion dollar businesses and it ain't nothing
but white people, lady, and they're racist as hell.

Speaker 4 (02:07:54):
Oh no, we're not racist. We just hate you because
you're stupid. You in particular, not all black people, just
you in particular.

Speaker 1 (02:08:02):
You are stupidly.

Speaker 16 (02:08:03):
I ask us for you to stand your worklop so
I can get these little fruits.

Speaker 1 (02:08:07):
How bad could that have hurting you? That's all I'm
saying it.

Speaker 16 (02:08:10):
Don't hurt you to have a camera heart to help somebody.
She came over there to see what I was talking about,
to see what I was talking about, just to say
she can't help me. She went to a whole nother
cash wretch, So let me zoom in because she how.

Speaker 1 (02:08:23):
Does she have more than five things?

Speaker 3 (02:08:25):
Now?

Speaker 1 (02:08:25):
She's got more stuff?

Speaker 3 (02:08:26):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (02:08:27):
Or where are these five things that freud? She got?

Speaker 3 (02:08:31):
The go go or other whatever that is she got.

Speaker 4 (02:08:34):
I don't know what. What's this forty two something? What
are those five things that you want?

Speaker 16 (02:08:40):
She went to a whole nother cash wretch, So let
me zoom in because she came to a whole nother
cash register, so she can't get away. Because I was
telling her it's no need to be racist. We live
in this world for what. Oh, you can't go no
where being black. You just can't. As soon as I

(02:09:01):
tell her something about being racist. As soon as I
tell her something about being racist, she say, that's why
I wasn't gonna help you anyway.

Speaker 1 (02:09:10):
Girl. I don't give a damn.

Speaker 16 (02:09:11):
You ain't have to help me because guess what somebody else.

Speaker 1 (02:09:13):
Is who.

Speaker 3 (02:09:16):
I hope if you have a worst day, bitch, you
should run her over.

Speaker 1 (02:09:21):
Stak ass hop.

Speaker 16 (02:09:23):
Oh that was a car always stink ass white hose.

Speaker 1 (02:09:30):
Sam's Club. Why be shopping here because you are.

Speaker 3 (02:09:34):
No membership, bitch? So somebody else did help her out?

Speaker 1 (02:09:37):
I guess.

Speaker 3 (02:09:38):
But this is this is complete insanity. I mean, I'm
embarrassed for that lady. M hm.

Speaker 1 (02:09:49):
So does she even have a membership?

Speaker 4 (02:09:51):
Not at the time she said it was expired. Okay,
Then the answer, the answer, the one word answer is no, Yes,
she has no membership.

Speaker 5 (02:10:00):
They don't even let me in the door at Costco
until I redo my.

Speaker 4 (02:10:03):
Ap and we talked about it. Sam's going to be
just flash your card you walk in. You don't have
to scan anything.

Speaker 1 (02:10:07):
But if you're stuck at that whatever it could have been,
just go renew it.

Speaker 3 (02:10:13):
Uh, Tiff, you're on Rover's Morning Glory Morning Tiff.

Speaker 22 (02:10:18):
Rover.

Speaker 8 (02:10:18):
Yo, Hi, I'm on my way to work and I'm
listening to this piece about Costco, and about five minutes
ago you said she made this rent because you're tired
of hearing women or people say it's a race thing
and I'm black, and well.

Speaker 3 (02:10:39):
I kind of agree, and I don't.

Speaker 8 (02:10:41):
There's a lot of things that happened silently.

Speaker 1 (02:10:44):
That you would have to be a minority.

Speaker 8 (02:10:48):
To understand where we come.

Speaker 19 (02:10:51):
From when we say that.

Speaker 8 (02:10:52):
I'm sure if that lady was Caucasian, she would have said, oh,
no problem.

Speaker 4 (02:10:56):
Oh no, no that I don't I I don't think
that that's true at all. I don't find it unusual
that if somebody wants to use your Sam's club membership
you say no. I don't care if you're white, black, Chinese, whatever.
I just because somebody says no and you happen to
be black doesn't mean that that person is racist.

Speaker 3 (02:11:18):
Tiff.

Speaker 4 (02:11:19):
If I ran into you on the street and I go, hey, listen,
are you a black woman?

Speaker 1 (02:11:22):
Tiff? By the way, yes, okay.

Speaker 4 (02:11:26):
If I run into you on the street and I go, hey, listen,
would you tickle my nut secks for twenty minutes please?

Speaker 1 (02:11:33):
And you say no, I go, what are you racist?
You don't want to tickle my nut seck for twenty minutes? No,
you racist bitch? Come on, no see him?

Speaker 8 (02:11:44):
Then go home and tell my husband.

Speaker 1 (02:11:47):
Would you believe a white man.

Speaker 8 (02:11:50):
Now if he was now, if he was a minority,
I was definitely got particular arm.

Speaker 1 (02:11:54):
Yes, yes, okay, yeah, yeah exactly.

Speaker 8 (02:11:57):
You know what, Now, I'm looking at it from your perspective.

Speaker 16 (02:12:01):
So I caught in and I felt some type of way,
But I'm sure you got you.

Speaker 8 (02:12:07):
Feel some type of way when certain things happen. We
always people always put a race card. So now I
get it. It could have been any situation, any person,
and we always assume that it's.

Speaker 3 (02:12:19):
Because if a random person asked you at Sam's Club
or Costco or something like that. If a random person says,
my membership expired, can you scan your card for me?
Now I don't I don't know because I'm not a
member of these places, so I don't know how everything operates.

Speaker 1 (02:12:32):
But I'm just guessing if you say no, I don't think.

Speaker 3 (02:12:35):
That you could blame that person for saying no and
accuse them of being racist. I would think that the
person they go all right, I don't want. I just
don't want.

Speaker 4 (02:12:44):
What if Sam's Club or Costco sees me do this
and it's against their policy. I don't want to lose
my membership that I've already paid for.

Speaker 3 (02:12:51):
I don't want them to get mad at me.

Speaker 1 (02:12:52):
Why should I.

Speaker 4 (02:12:53):
Risk that for somebody whose membership has expired, a random stranger.

Speaker 8 (02:12:59):
I get that, And I think she went too far
with making a video about it. That was just dumb.
But I guess. I guess. I worked in retail. I
used to work at Giant Eagle. I notice a lot
of things, you know that happened subtly.

Speaker 4 (02:13:13):
And you know, look, I'm not saying there's no racism
in the world. They look, there's racism. There's there's I
get all of this. There's that's definitely for sure. There's
true things. And by the way, it goes both ways.
There's a lot of a lot of black people that
don't like white people. They just look at a white
person they're like, so's that racist? I know that person

(02:13:33):
hates me whatever, So it goes both ways. But just
because somebody says no, like if if somebody gets fired
from their job. There's one guy years ago, I worked
at this radio station and this guy got fired from
the radio station.

Speaker 1 (02:13:46):
There was a sales guy and he got.

Speaker 4 (02:13:48):
Fired and he and he ended up suing the company
and he said it was because he was black. Well, no,
the reason he actually got fired is because they could
never find this guy. He was gone for two or
three hours at a time, and found out he was
going to.

Speaker 1 (02:14:01):
A strip club every day.

Speaker 3 (02:14:03):
He was going to a club business meeting.

Speaker 4 (02:14:06):
He was having lunch, a three hour lunch at the
strip club every day.

Speaker 1 (02:14:11):
They bring clients there.

Speaker 4 (02:14:12):
Though I've said, I think he was a client of
the strip club at least.

Speaker 1 (02:14:17):
No, he wasn't braining ay clients. But yeah, they fired him.

Speaker 3 (02:14:19):
They go, we get and he's like, oh, it's because
I'm black.

Speaker 1 (02:14:21):
No, because you.

Speaker 4 (02:14:22):
Weren't here, nobody could ever find you. It turns out
he was at a strip club all day. But all right, Tiff,
well thank you. Please don't tell your husband that I
wanted you to tickle my nuts. I don't want him
to kick my ass. Thank you, Tiff.

Speaker 3 (02:14:36):
Dean Rochester, you're on Rover's Morning Glory.

Speaker 1 (02:14:38):
Your Morning, Dean.

Speaker 3 (02:14:41):
Dean?

Speaker 1 (02:14:41):
Are you there?

Speaker 3 (02:14:44):
Dean Dean's tied up. I think all right, I have
got to take a break. Eight six six year Rover.
We'll be right back. Hang on, Welcome back to the
show that makes you feel good about yourself because you're
not his stuff is so?

Speaker 22 (02:15:00):
Are you Rovers Morning Glory?

Speaker 1 (02:15:17):
Scott You're on Rover's Morning Glory, Morning scat.

Speaker 24 (02:15:22):
Yo.

Speaker 1 (02:15:23):
What's happening?

Speaker 19 (02:15:25):
Oh not much.

Speaker 23 (02:15:26):
So.

Speaker 19 (02:15:26):
I know there's been a lot of talk about Jeffrey's
car deal, how you're gonna wrap it, and I think
everybody's leaning towards the like NASCAR seam correct.

Speaker 3 (02:15:36):
Yeah, that's that's sort of the probably that's the plane.

Speaker 19 (02:15:41):
So I think part of the deal should be, you
know how all those NASCAR drivers have like those nice
nap car jackets with all the same patches and logos
and everything like that. I think I think if it
goes through anytime Jefferies driving that car, he's got to
be wearing that jacket.

Speaker 3 (02:16:00):
It's not a bad idea. I have all those sponsored
logos weird thinking not only the jacket, but like a
whole race suit with perhaps with a helmet as well.

Speaker 1 (02:16:09):
Yeah, like that little fire suit thing that the race
car drivers wear.

Speaker 4 (02:16:12):
Jeff to his neck. Yeah, I now there there is
a I just sent this to Snitzer. There is There
are two members of the staff who responded in NASCAR jackets.
Let me see if Snitzer has this photo yet.

Speaker 1 (02:16:32):
There they are. Look at these two sexy guys.

Speaker 4 (02:16:34):
And there and they're Eminem's NASCAR jackets. Isn't that crazy?
Like how in the South now you're getting ready to
go to a NASCAR race. But isn't that crazy? Like
in most parts of the country when you walk into
a store a gas station, they don't have just Eminem's

(02:16:56):
jackets in there for NASCAR stuff.

Speaker 1 (02:16:58):
This was in the Deep South.

Speaker 6 (02:17:00):
Yeah, I don't remember, well, I don't remember when this was,
but yeah, we Uh they had full clothes, he might
full outfits, underwear.

Speaker 4 (02:17:08):
It was very strange for your for your favorite driver,
Dick Trickle. Yes, do you believe that it was a
guy's name, a race car driver?

Speaker 1 (02:17:17):
That's a real name.

Speaker 3 (02:17:18):
It's cool. It's cool Dick Trickle. I think that's great.
He knew what he was doing too. Yeah, dude, what.

Speaker 1 (02:17:25):
Are you doing? You're running around over here? What's that?
I'm just trying to deal with. iHeart support. She's still
she's back off the network.

Speaker 3 (02:17:32):
Charlie. Oh no, do you forget your password?

Speaker 5 (02:17:35):
No, something's wrong and they can't fix it, so she
can't print anything.

Speaker 1 (02:17:44):
Here's a do you see what happened? You didn't bring
it up in the news. What's that that?

Speaker 3 (02:17:49):
What's his name?

Speaker 22 (02:17:50):
Uh?

Speaker 3 (02:17:50):
I don't know.

Speaker 6 (02:17:51):
I don't know if it's that interesting, But what's that
The main guy from sixty Minutes. I think main guy,
Scott Pelly got fired, Yes, you know, he blew up
at him and like some sort of meeting with the new.

Speaker 4 (02:18:02):
Executive producer that they hired the guy that has no
experience in television. They hired him to run sixty Minutes
after they fired the last They fired the last executive
producer who was the she was I believe that she
was the daughter of forget her name, is it like
Tanya Simon or something like that. She was the daughter

(02:18:23):
of Bob Simon, who was a Sixty Minutes correspondent who
was killed in a car.

Speaker 3 (02:18:27):
Crash years ago in New York.

Speaker 4 (02:18:31):
He'd been with them for a long long time anyway,
So this Scott Pelly blew up in a meeting on Monday,
I guess I think it was on Monday.

Speaker 1 (02:18:40):
Yeah, on Monday. Do we know what he blew up over?

Speaker 4 (02:18:42):
Yeah, over them firing all these people, okay, and bringing
in this guy that has no experience, and he was saying,
you have no experience, you're a schmuck. And this woman,
Barry Weisse, who they've been brought in the maga chick.
She's trying to worry Barry Barry weiss e r I okay,

(02:19:05):
she's trying to kill sixty minutes.

Speaker 3 (02:19:09):
And she's younger to be. She's in charge of all
CBS right, CBS news maybe all I think CBS News. Yeah,
she's younger, and she's her.

Speaker 1 (02:19:20):
She's like a she's an opinion journalist.

Speaker 21 (02:19:24):
You know.

Speaker 4 (02:19:24):
She ran a website called what was it called Still Around?

Speaker 1 (02:19:29):
Is it the Free Press? Is that what I forget? Yes,
there's something, yeah, free press.

Speaker 4 (02:19:34):
She started that with her I think with her partner.
She was married to a guy, Barry Wise used to
be married to a man, and now she's married to
a woman.

Speaker 1 (02:19:45):
But she's you know, she's she's a right winger.

Speaker 4 (02:19:50):
A lot of the stuff that she says, Actually I
don't disagree with a lot of the stuff that she says.

Speaker 3 (02:19:57):
I actually I can't say that. I don't know a
lot of the stuff she says.

Speaker 4 (02:20:00):
But I've certainly read some of her stuff in the
past before she was running, you know, years ago. I
read quite a few over things, and I go, yeah,
that makes sense. I'm not a particularly right wing person
in a lot of respects, but yeah, she's not. She's
making sense now what she's doing with sixty minutes. I
don't know what this guy's gonna do. I don't know

(02:20:23):
what their plan is. Sixty minutes was doing well ratings good.
See to me if I come in and I'm in
charge of CBS and they go, Okay, here's your list
of everything you have to fix here the stuff that's
high rated and is very successful, like sixty minutes. You go,

(02:20:43):
We're gonna maybe put that on the back burner. Let's
maybe we want to tweak some stuff with that eventually,
maybe we could make it better. Maybe, well, let's worry
about all the other stuff that sucks that's low rated
and is in the garbage, like the morning show and
the evening News. And she's the one that put this
docupill guy in as as the anchor of the CBS

(02:21:09):
Evening News that has been a not not hasn't done
so well. But anyway, so Scott Pelly got really angry
in this meeting and was I have to admit though,
from what when I read what he was saying, I'm like, Okay,
you know that's not the right way to handle it either.

Speaker 1 (02:21:27):
He's an employee of CBS.

Speaker 4 (02:21:29):
You can't just browbeat some guy that comes into, you know,
the first meeting with staff and just yell and scream
at the guy that you suck and nobody, I think
he said, nobody wants you here, Nobody likes you here.
Why would you ever take this job? Nobody will respect
you here. You got to lay down the law. You
can't think, I think you have to fire something like that.

(02:21:51):
I have nothing personally against Scott Pelly, but I think
he no. I think he probably has made a bunch
of money in his career and probably will continue to.
Maybe he'll retire, maybe he'll go on and do other things.

Speaker 1 (02:22:03):
I don't know, But that's not the right way to
handle something.

Speaker 4 (02:22:08):
He may be right, Scott Pelly may be right with
everything that he said, but you don't do that in
a staff meeting.

Speaker 1 (02:22:16):
You know, that would be like go out big.

Speaker 4 (02:22:20):
Well, if his goal was to get fired and make
a stand, maybe fine, go ahead, But I'm just saying
that's probably not the right way to handle something.

Speaker 1 (02:22:29):
If you're unhappy with the direction things are going.

Speaker 4 (02:22:33):
What other what alternative they have but to fire you
If you act like that in an all hands.

Speaker 1 (02:22:40):
Meeting in front of everybody.

Speaker 3 (02:22:42):
You Just if I were the CBS executives, i'd fire
him too.

Speaker 1 (02:22:48):
I hate to say it, I'd fire him too.

Speaker 3 (02:23:01):
Brook.

Speaker 1 (02:23:02):
You're on Rover's Morning Glory. Good morning, Brook, Hey, good morning.
I'll make it quick.

Speaker 20 (02:23:06):
Yes, you know, I couldn't help.

Speaker 7 (02:23:08):
But notice yesterday how much ass kissing Jeffrey started doing
the second he thought he could get something free from us.

Speaker 20 (02:23:15):
And it was incredibly obvious that he was such a
bad move the entire week day, isn't that And then
he's telling all these collars, well that's a good idea. Well, yeah,
I have a leak in my car.

Speaker 3 (02:23:25):
Well maybe I should check.

Speaker 1 (02:23:26):
It every couple of weeks and.

Speaker 20 (02:23:27):
Add some oil. That's a good idea, thank you. He's
never saying to customer a caller for phrasing.

Speaker 8 (02:23:32):
So he's like, I want to race car. I want
to RACETI I want to race car.

Speaker 20 (02:23:35):
Well, you know this is about what you guys want, right,
So I think that is a camera camera maybe no audio.
That's a bit much camera, or it's.

Speaker 3 (02:23:45):
A deal breaker.

Speaker 8 (02:23:46):
What leverage does he have to tell.

Speaker 20 (02:23:49):
You to screw off the entire show for twenty years,
Well he has for the last fifteen years of taking
all your free stop and Tom and his nose at you.
So you know, I thank you guys for the sake
of the viewers. And that would just read so much
money for.

Speaker 1 (02:24:02):
Him, whether he wanted or not.

Speaker 20 (02:24:03):
Let's make it happen, or let's let him take the bus,
or Charlie could.

Speaker 1 (02:24:06):
Just take him, because you know he just expects Charlie
to take him. Pretty good there.

Speaker 6 (02:24:09):
I mean, I personally don't need the camera. I don't
know need the camera in the car.

Speaker 4 (02:24:14):
You don't want you because you don't want Jeffrey to
say no, you don't. I have to keep driving them
to work every day.

Speaker 20 (02:24:19):
No, you're not taking them, Charlie. Come on, man, you're
a good dude. Now every time, Charlie.

Speaker 1 (02:24:26):
What if it's not a camera Brook, thank you.

Speaker 4 (02:24:29):
What if it's not a camera at least at the
very least a GPS tracker?

Speaker 3 (02:24:35):
Oh not in real time?

Speaker 1 (02:24:38):
No, because you don't want no accessible to us, not
to the public necessaries.

Speaker 3 (02:24:41):
Oh yeah, that's fine, that's redundant, because you have your
fans and all your spines.

Speaker 1 (02:24:45):
No, no, this way we could see.

Speaker 4 (02:24:47):
I mean we have only it's a tip of the
iceberg of what we know of what this guy does,
where he's driving, where he's going, he's not. He but
thirty three thousand miles on his car last year. We
don't know about all those trips.

Speaker 1 (02:24:58):
We don't.

Speaker 4 (02:24:58):
We hear about how we drove to a different state
and wherever he wanted to go was closed, so he
just turned around and drove eight hours back, sixteen hours
round trip. Was there for five minutes to find out
that the place was closed. We hear about that, But
how many of those don't we know about.

Speaker 5 (02:25:13):
You're saying that you would get him a car all
he not wrap it? No camera, no, no, no, no, no,
that's what I want to clarify.

Speaker 3 (02:25:21):
Oh no, no, no, all the all the previous still
add on into the demands, because why I, as Trump,
would say, hold all the car.

Speaker 1 (02:25:33):
Yes, I'm in the driver's seat, you're driving. He is not.

Speaker 4 (02:25:38):
He's not driving at all because he has no car. Correct,
He's not even in the passenger seat. He's not in
the back seat. He's no seat at all. Gotcha, So
we could do Yeah, there's all sorts of all sorts
of things we could deal. We don't need to blow
up the deal because no, no, I can wheel and
deal with it. I want to see him in that NASCAR.

(02:26:00):
You just want to see him in any car other
than yours. Jared, you're on Rover's warning. Glory morning, Jared.

Speaker 1 (02:26:08):
Hey, what's happening?

Speaker 16 (02:26:08):
Hey?

Speaker 20 (02:26:09):
I sent you a design for Jeffrey's car. I got
the perfect car for him, Dodge Challenger, scat.

Speaker 4 (02:26:16):
Pack, Dodge cham and you sent this to me. All right,
I'll have to see if I can find this. Let
me see here, give.

Speaker 1 (02:26:23):
Me a Jeffrey car wrap design, all right, let me look.
Hold on, give me a second hair wrap design if
I do a search for that. Let me see what's
your name? Jared?

Speaker 4 (02:26:36):
Okay, here it is, I got you, all right, let
me look. Okay, let me forward this to Stencer. I'll
put this up. Snitzer can check this out.

Speaker 1 (02:26:46):
Not I haven't. I just looked at this for two seconds.

Speaker 3 (02:26:50):
Give me once.

Speaker 4 (02:26:51):
All right, there we go, Stincer. You'll get that in
a second. Stand by, all right. Let me put this
up as soon as since gets this and we can
analyze this. Jeffery, you're open to you want to wrap
it like a like NASCAR, right.

Speaker 1 (02:27:09):
Yeah, I'm open to that.

Speaker 3 (02:27:10):
I'm open to the stuff that we virtually shook shook
shook on which I thought that meant the deal was
in stone. Well, we could always go back to the
negotiating table, you know, you know, or we could just
I just save you all the time in trouble and
a hassle and I'll just keep Oh no, we're not
blowing up the deal. We're not blowing up the deal.

Speaker 1 (02:27:30):
The deal because you guys keep changing it. We're not changing.
We're not virtual shake Jake, it's happening. Jeffory's getting a
car with NASCAR wrapped. That is a deal. The rover
Maid and virtual shook shook, shook air as the NASCAR.

Speaker 4 (02:27:46):
Let's see. This is what Jared sent in. Oh not bad,
number two scat pack. There it is. That's that's not bad.
What do you think, Jeff Are you down for that?

Speaker 1 (02:27:59):
It's gonna it's gonna be a conversation. Yeah, I love that.

Speaker 4 (02:28:03):
I like how the it looks like the toilet goes
right back like to the to where the gas tank
might be or the exhaust. And yeah, this is this
is a lot about you want more of a I'm
just saying the image of the man of the toilet.

Speaker 1 (02:28:18):
Do you want to look more realistic. I said, well,
can actually take a.

Speaker 4 (02:28:21):
Picture of Jeffrey on the toilet to make it perfectly
the idea?

Speaker 3 (02:28:27):
I love the color and everything. I think it would
just look great to look more realistic. Yes, it's not
not a bad start for sure. And Jared, I appreciate
the design.

Speaker 1 (02:28:37):
That's great.

Speaker 3 (02:28:37):
Even Jeffery seems to like it. Yeah, I think it's cool.
All right, thank you, Jared.

Speaker 4 (02:28:41):
Somebody else had an idea, and let's see if I
can find this this was from.

Speaker 3 (02:28:50):
Let me see here. Where is it?

Speaker 1 (02:28:53):
Yeah? I don't know.

Speaker 4 (02:29:01):
I have an idea. What's everybody doing there for the
show today? What kind of meetings everybody.

Speaker 1 (02:29:05):
Have going on? I'll get an MRI I on my knee. Really,
that's so exciting. Ten o five you're never going.

Speaker 3 (02:29:12):
To make it.

Speaker 1 (02:29:13):
Yeah, sure it's ten of five. Ye you fast right down?

Speaker 3 (02:29:17):
So you eating? You definitely do? Yeah, you do, Yes,
you do. I'm gonna be out of here fast so
nobody could take Jeffrey the fence company today.

Speaker 1 (02:29:28):
Oh, I actually have an eleven o'clock a car. I
have to pick Gianna up. What happened to the every day? No,
I am going out. I have an eleven am.

Speaker 3 (02:29:44):
So what to buy a car?

Speaker 1 (02:29:46):
To look at cars with? My friend?

Speaker 3 (02:29:48):
Did you get the picture somebody sent?

Speaker 1 (02:29:50):
I do know this morning.

Speaker 4 (02:29:52):
It was an email and it was an alternative kind
of vehicle to get for Jeffrey Facebook thing.

Speaker 8 (02:29:57):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (02:29:58):
I don't have the email that goes along with it,
but the for some reason, I don't know, dude, you
didn't put it over or something. Well, have the pictures,
all right, here's the picture here it is. So somebody
suggested getting this an ambulance. Now, the guy who emailed said,
I couldn't take credit for this. This is going around
online and the forums and whatever, and they want an ambulance.

(02:30:22):
So here is a two thousand and three ford E
three point fifty super duty ambulance for sale out.

Speaker 1 (02:30:28):
I don't see a price on here, but we could
get this.

Speaker 4 (02:30:32):
Look at all of the surface area available for an
incredible full body wrap that we could do still make
it look like an ambulance obviously as the lights and everything,
but you know, we could add all of our graphics.

Speaker 3 (02:30:44):
And who would love driving around town in this ambulance?

Speaker 1 (02:30:50):
You're right?

Speaker 6 (02:30:51):
Who would love it? I? Who would love it? Who
would love it?

Speaker 1 (02:30:56):
Nobody?

Speaker 4 (02:30:56):
I would know nobody that you know, not what Jeffery
think about now.

Speaker 1 (02:31:02):
One person you know would love that ambulance.

Speaker 4 (02:31:05):
Any amount that you spend it might be a gas guzzler,
but any additional money you spend a gas you'll save
in ambulance trips from Mary Elizabeth going to the er
for quite sometimes so Jeffery thinking how convenient it would
be when Mary Elizabeth calls nine to one one and
they go what's happening is she goes, I'm having a
heart attack and they go, Okay, do you need us

(02:31:25):
to send an ambulance and go no, No, I have
my own. And if you load her up any driver
there yourself. What do you think think of the cash
you could save? There is an investment into your future.

Speaker 1 (02:31:36):
Pal you can put the undertaker on it. I think
it's the standard for to our car'll be fine. And
you consider a baby grand piano in the back of that.
So much cargo room? Yep, I don't need that much
cargo room. I think the ambulance is great. I like
the ambulance idea.

Speaker 3 (02:31:54):
Yeah, I want to know the price of it.

Speaker 4 (02:31:57):
If it's a deal, I mean we might be able
to get this sucker or steel Yeah, I love that.

Speaker 1 (02:32:03):
Does it come up its own gurney? Oh my god,
that'd be great.

Speaker 4 (02:32:06):
Maybe you could put that refrigerator on a gurney and
wheel it that.

Speaker 3 (02:32:11):
You know, here's one wrong. There's a bunch actually avulesses
for sale. Let's see here. Look at this one. This
is more box shape, like an ambulance. Yeah, that's nice.
Ninety one for three fifty.

Speaker 1 (02:32:24):
Wow, that's so cool.

Speaker 3 (02:32:26):
Yeah, sixty five hundred. What do you think, Jeffrey, in practice?
This one has a little rust on it.

Speaker 1 (02:32:34):
I don't like that. Look at that sweet ass radio system. Yeah,
break a breaker, different turns on a different ceiling fan.
Look at that, Jeffrey.

Speaker 3 (02:32:45):
You could alert people a kojak with a kodak.

Speaker 1 (02:32:48):
Oh that's so cool.

Speaker 3 (02:32:49):
I'm just looking at the impractic County wouldn't even fit
the garage so on.

Speaker 1 (02:32:53):
The bank in the back that you could take ADVI
parking garage here fit? No, won't.

Speaker 4 (02:33:00):
We'll just how you just turn the lights on. You
park right out front. People don't think you're here picking
somebody up anywhere.

Speaker 1 (02:33:05):
Park anywhere you want. This one's great. I love the couch.
Is that a shower? What was that? Oh? That's just
a medical cabin. He yeah, for all of his viac.

Speaker 5 (02:33:16):
God, you could take your blood pressure the time.

Speaker 11 (02:33:18):
Mary Elizabeth, I just love all of his little like
you drive around, pick up all these different girls, and
then you can have them in the back of this.

Speaker 1 (02:33:27):
This could be you could put a disco ball back there.
It could be your little like man cave.

Speaker 3 (02:33:32):
No thanks, I'm just trying to. I'm just trying to.
I'm just really cool.

Speaker 1 (02:33:39):
That is a jackshack on wheels. Yeah, whatever you could.

Speaker 4 (02:33:43):
And if any traffic jam, she just turned on those
lights and gotta get pulled over for that, give you.

Speaker 1 (02:33:51):
I'm gonna give you an escort. I doubt it. I
love that.

Speaker 3 (02:33:55):
Okay, park at the parking garage probably next door. It's
you know, an open lot. It's an open lot. It's
part there every day. Yeah, but I gotta still pay
for it.

Speaker 1 (02:34:06):
We've got to set up so you don't. Yeah, Keith County, Yeah,
I doubt It's just.

Speaker 3 (02:34:10):
An idea of it.

Speaker 4 (02:34:11):
Look, nothing's set in stone at this point. We can
always go back and renegotiate the deals. I never said
what kind of vehicle we're going to get, necessarily, so
the ambulance is still wide open, Stephanie, You're on Rover's
Born and Glory of Morning Stephanie.

Speaker 8 (02:34:27):
Today.

Speaker 1 (02:34:28):
Hey, what's happening?

Speaker 8 (02:34:32):
Let me switch over here?

Speaker 3 (02:34:33):
If you yes, I can hear it. Yes, go ahead.

Speaker 1 (02:34:39):
She hung up on herself.

Speaker 4 (02:34:40):
Oh that's all right. Here is a I'm looking at
this video. There appears to be an ambulance in this video.
This is I'm not sure exactly what's happening, but this
is in Maryland. I haven't watched a video yet. I
did read this story. This is a guy who's getting arrested,
and there's an ambulance appears to be in this video.

Speaker 1 (02:35:00):
The guy Wiley gets arrested, his pants.

Speaker 3 (02:35:03):
Come down, and it's well it's here. Watch watch this.

Speaker 4 (02:35:09):
Very large man, very large man, pants around his ankles, huge.

Speaker 3 (02:35:19):
Like just not even like fat, like he's he's like
a giant, like an actual giant.

Speaker 4 (02:35:24):
The videos that Jeffery is showing where those guys were
getting arrested. Oh, the guy's doings to three five hundred
years like four.

Speaker 6 (02:35:36):
That looks like one of those guys. Is that even real?
Is this ai generated? That guy is a huge man,
that's so mean.

Speaker 3 (02:35:46):
Well what did he do? I don't know? And his
dog's gotta be huge to be that big.

Speaker 1 (02:35:52):
Of a guy. Why did his pants fall that? I
just didn't have him securely? See it again?

Speaker 3 (02:35:57):
Here is he.

Speaker 1 (02:35:57):
It's kind of sad. Why do they have to be
so mean to him?

Speaker 4 (02:36:00):
It's kind of fighting back. But then his pants are
just they just fall down.

Speaker 3 (02:36:06):
Nah, bro.

Speaker 16 (02:36:09):
Oh ah filming it.

Speaker 3 (02:36:16):
I saw that you're filming that a massive man with
his pants dound like that. Yeah.

Speaker 4 (02:36:21):
I like the people who uh were emailing me claiming
that I made up the story about the guy in
Miami who was who hit the waiter while B two
and I were out at dinner and because they didn't
film it, and why do you know how many people
he made that story up? Hey, if I'm gonna make

(02:36:43):
that story up, why wouldn't I There would have been
a better ending to the story, right? The end of
the story was we laughed eventually after a few minutes,
and then I saw the guy out on the street
at a bodega buying a coffee or something. Wouldn't there
have been a better story, like the SWAT team came
in in or you know, I took the guy down
and that's how I hurt my knee. Now, I can't

(02:37:05):
walk a marathon. Wouldn't I have had something better than
just you hit the waiter and then they kicked him
out and that was it.

Speaker 1 (02:37:13):
Because I didn't film it.

Speaker 4 (02:37:15):
They said, I I don't know, like in this scenario, this,
this guy right here, I don't I would not pull
out my phone now if you had a lot of time.
Now it appears that the passenger was the one filming this.
I think if you're a passenger, you have a lot
more time. If you're driving. I don't think you're pulling
out your your camera and filming this right You're doing

(02:37:37):
other things.

Speaker 1 (02:37:38):
No, bro, na bro, No.

Speaker 5 (02:37:41):
I feel like he's just trying to pick his pants up.
He's not resisting. Looks like the guy through, is it?
Harry Potter? Yeahrid Grid, Hagrid, Yeah, he does look like
that guy.

Speaker 1 (02:37:55):
All I could think was Hodo from him too. Yeah,
he had on him.

Speaker 4 (02:38:04):
Julie says, yesterday a man went into a skyline chili
here in Cincinnati. He stabbed a woman and killed her,
and while he was getting arrested, he was waving to
the people that were filming. Jesus, really, I love that
skyline chili. I gotta say I think I've ever had

(02:38:26):
its cinnamon h name of the restaurant, I don't know
what is it? Three way, four way, five waystaurant?

Speaker 1 (02:38:36):
Put it on? How do you how do you eat it?

Speaker 4 (02:38:38):
I like it on that little like spaghetti spaghetti, and
then what do you get like?

Speaker 1 (02:38:42):
I know, I don't know the terms, but what do
you get on it? I don't know.

Speaker 4 (02:38:46):
I haven't gotten it in years and years and years,
so I don't remember. I just remember it's tasty. I
like it. You don't like this, you have to get
onion of course? Cheese? Oh yeah, extra cheese. Yeah, I remember.
I've had it a couple of times.

Speaker 3 (02:38:59):
Okay.

Speaker 6 (02:38:59):
It's totally different than chili. You have to go in
there not thinking you're going to get chili. You're eating
a different food Cincinnati chili. Yeah, it's called no beans.

Speaker 3 (02:39:09):
I like that.

Speaker 1 (02:39:10):
That's not chili.

Speaker 3 (02:39:11):
Then chili doesn't have true chili doesn't have beans. You
know what you're talking about.

Speaker 1 (02:39:16):
I agree with Charlie on this.

Speaker 11 (02:39:17):
I did a taste testing competition once for chili. I
got to be a judge and it was no beans,
all neat for the competition. I no, I like beans
chili too.

Speaker 3 (02:39:29):
Trash filler.

Speaker 4 (02:39:30):
How could you say that it's not chili If there's
beans there, there are beans and chili and make some
people make chili with being sure you have that, but
true chili, no beans.

Speaker 6 (02:39:42):
M Let's see what else was I going to show
you here? There's so many ambulances. I just want to
show you. I'm just on the just I'm going to
show you the options this. I did it with five
hundred miles. But here here you go, ambulance after ambulance

(02:40:04):
after ambulance. You could get a what about that thing
that looks like a police vehicle?

Speaker 3 (02:40:08):
What is this?

Speaker 4 (02:40:09):
Looks like he wanted a police vehicle truck, like a
Brinks kind of it says ambulance. What this thing is? Hey,
that's that's.

Speaker 3 (02:40:19):
Now this one. Let me show you this, Okay, what's
kind of an extended.

Speaker 1 (02:40:23):
Whoa suburb is?

Speaker 6 (02:40:24):
I think like say nineteen two stretched travel ambulance.

Speaker 1 (02:40:29):
It's kind of Royce imagine if.

Speaker 3 (02:40:36):
Rolls Royce twelve ten International Ambulance, super stretched ambulance.

Speaker 1 (02:40:41):
Now this is very Ghostbuster esque. Yeah, very much. Man,
it's gonna need a little body work.

Speaker 3 (02:40:48):
Then go for a hearse ooh, that'd be good to
Mary Elizabeth like that if I bought a hearse always
going to the haunted.

Speaker 6 (02:40:55):
No, okay, I mean, but there's so many ambulances. A
different there's another one. Yeah, this one is a little different.
This one doesn't have the path. I don't think to
the back seat. I'm guessing doesn't. I mean it's a
balance that. No, I like that, like the path. I
like the path too.

Speaker 1 (02:41:16):
It's super duty. It's already named correctly.

Speaker 3 (02:41:20):
There's just so many options. Here's more of a Ghostbusters
esque one. Yeah, yeah, for that one dude who's just
got arrested. So there's a lot. Here's an actual Is
this the ghost Is this the Ghostbusters machine?

Speaker 6 (02:41:39):
Got a lot of options out there. That's oh wow,
all right, that's how much is that? Twenty eight? This
is a classic. No, I can't so, but no, something
like this. Here you go f four fifty. That's perfect thousand.
That room for signage.

Speaker 1 (02:41:58):
Oh yeah, only one hundred thousand miles on it.

Speaker 3 (02:42:02):
This is only fifteen thousand dollars. That's not a bad deal.

Speaker 1 (02:42:05):
One hundred and one thousand miles.

Speaker 4 (02:42:07):
I'm gonna guess whatever, Yeah, all right, not a good
running truck. Lots of new parts, this looks clean, knows
what do you think about this one, Jeffrey.

Speaker 3 (02:42:19):
I'm just ready to just kill the whole thing right now.
You're going to kill the whole thing. No, no, no, no,
we're trying. How are you going to get Are you
going to get to work?

Speaker 1 (02:42:28):
Walk? We're just getting ee bike? Okay, eat bike? What
we're about in the winter.

Speaker 3 (02:42:34):
I'll figure something out because I know I just cannot
see myself driving an ambulance. It's just uncomfortable about your family.
How they how are you going to get them around?
I'm going to think about your family, not yourself. Yeah,
I never do that stance.

Speaker 1 (02:42:46):
I've got a wagon, tie it up to the back. Yeah,
to the back of the deal. Let's not blow up
the deal, all right. I don't know. We're still in
We're just looking at things. Chef.

Speaker 3 (02:42:54):
Yeah, I look at this thing.

Speaker 1 (02:42:57):
We're brainstorming.

Speaker 3 (02:42:59):
Yeah, two thousand and three for fifteen this.

Speaker 1 (02:43:03):
Yeah, yeah, cool food truck. That's like a party bus.
I love it.

Speaker 3 (02:43:07):
It's already half converted.

Speaker 4 (02:43:09):
Jeff Junior likes his ambulance is a great idea. And
you had me as super duty.

Speaker 1 (02:43:15):
Yeah, I think he was giving you credit. I thought
he's trying to Yes, thank you.

Speaker 11 (02:43:26):
You could go to Tailgates alongside Charlie he takes his
kill Gates.

Speaker 1 (02:43:30):
You could, though, could go to the NASCAR. That you
could be you guys can be road tripping together. But
now this is twenty grand. This looks interesting. What's this?

Speaker 4 (02:43:40):
That one's way way too long, too long, way too long. No,
this is great, it's this looks great. No, no, no, he
needs a shorter bus.

Speaker 3 (02:43:49):
Oh this No, this will fit in his driveway.

Speaker 1 (02:43:54):
This is good.

Speaker 3 (02:43:55):
This is a big school bus. Yeah, and it's like,
it's weird. They've made it bigger. They've never seen something
that's a little. An apartment come by complex that we
have no place of parking in these big vehicles because
they won't fit down the alley.

Speaker 1 (02:44:07):
We need the apartment. You live in the bus save
you on rant. What do you think? Oh, that's true.

Speaker 3 (02:44:14):
They have the bathroom. Well, they don't have anything in
there at everyone in there. Like I said, Yike, Sincer
could build it out for him. Sincer's working on his
food truck. Maybe he could work on Jeffrey's bus at
the same time. That's a blank canvas. That's great, that's beautiful.

Speaker 1 (02:44:28):
It was already all framed out.

Speaker 4 (02:44:29):
Charlie could do a little woodworking back, and they're building
cabinets and stuff.

Speaker 3 (02:44:34):
Hello, I don't know, I'm just this.

Speaker 1 (02:44:37):
Was that an army truck or something in a pool? Oh? Man,
that's two.

Speaker 3 (02:44:43):
Thousand and one.

Speaker 4 (02:44:46):
H M m w V military ambulance four by four
Diesel hum V camper body.

Speaker 1 (02:44:53):
Less than twenty thousand. Dude, look at that, Jeffrey, you
like that? Eight these vehicles suggestions.

Speaker 3 (02:44:59):
I'm just to say, realistically very impractical, Diesel.

Speaker 1 (02:45:05):
I love that it looks great.

Speaker 3 (02:45:07):
You don't think you look cool as hell? You know
I wouldn't, of course you would. I'm being honest, like
a bad ass, all right, thanks do At least I'm
not fat. She said fad ass not fat? Thought I thought,
I believe that she said fat ass that you said bad?
Did you call her fat?

Speaker 16 (02:45:30):
Fat?

Speaker 1 (02:45:30):
Like she's fat? And now you're now you're getting.

Speaker 3 (02:45:33):
This one, Jeffrey, you did it. Now you're getting an outhouse.
That's the four four fifty soupy dudy. Now you did it.

Speaker 1 (02:45:45):
There you go take.

Speaker 3 (02:45:46):
That whatever that kind of take a break. We'll be
right back.

Speaker 1 (02:45:52):
Hang on.

Speaker 3 (02:45:54):
Curious George ger On Rover's Morning Glory.

Speaker 1 (02:45:57):
Good morning Curious.

Speaker 7 (02:45:58):
George, Good morning river Her Are you I'm doing?

Speaker 1 (02:46:02):
What's having him?

Speaker 3 (02:46:04):
Hey?

Speaker 7 (02:46:04):
So before the commercial break, you guys played that video
of the fat guy being arrested, and Charlie said, he
wondered if that guy had a huge dong.

Speaker 4 (02:46:13):
Guy every video we played, he wonders that same thing.
One of the guy's dog looks like.

Speaker 7 (02:46:19):
That got me actually curious about Duji and Crystal. Is
it important for your partner to have a huge unit?
And which one of all your previous partner had the
biggest one?

Speaker 1 (02:46:32):
I probably can't.

Speaker 4 (02:46:33):
Remember the biggest, I does want to say, because she
doesn't want to give me credit for being the biggest
swan she's ever had.

Speaker 5 (02:46:42):
No U.

Speaker 4 (02:46:45):
All right, so is it important that a guy what
did you say, important that a guy is huge?

Speaker 1 (02:46:49):
Is that what you asked, Curious George?

Speaker 7 (02:46:52):
Yeah, for me, Remember Ducci had a small one, not
a small when she had a guy with a small
when she went, oh my god, she laughed and dump
the guy.

Speaker 3 (02:47:00):
Right?

Speaker 5 (02:47:01):
No, No, I didn't dump him because of that. I'd
loved him, but I just sex was not great. Uh
we dated, it was not close to second Uh it
does not matter for me. If for them to be huge,
just enough there to make it work.

Speaker 3 (02:47:20):
Crystal, what about for you? Does the guy have to
be huge? I agree with Dougie.

Speaker 11 (02:47:26):
As long as an average size, I'm totally fine with.

Speaker 1 (02:47:30):
It's the motion of the ocean, I would say.

Speaker 4 (02:47:32):
And I'm not a chick, but I can only put
myself in a chick's shoes. If if as long as
when you see the guy for the first time naked,
you have no like like reaction like whoa one way
or the other. Yeah, either it's huge or it's tiny.
As long as you're not like whoa, You're okay. Just
anything in median rain, you know, is fine.

Speaker 11 (02:47:54):
Yeah, but my new boyfriend definitely is the most well
in down I've ever seen.

Speaker 1 (02:47:59):
Said cars and.

Speaker 11 (02:48:03):
Hopefully I'll get some BROWNI point's, but I honestly is different.

Speaker 1 (02:48:09):
Than he's too big for you. I thought that at first,
and I was scared of it.

Speaker 11 (02:48:14):
And uh, you know what, Sometimes fear holds you back
from things in life that are actually pretty amazing.

Speaker 1 (02:48:20):
So I laughing at you, laughing.

Speaker 3 (02:48:23):
At you.

Speaker 1 (02:48:27):
Went away. That's why he's not.

Speaker 20 (02:48:31):
Yeah, that got me actually curious.

Speaker 3 (02:48:34):
Like you guys, saw the.

Speaker 7 (02:48:35):
Dong challenge with Charlie and Dieter and and and you
saw the size of that gonzo dong that Charlie has.
And for Christa was she was Krista like scared of
it Charlie at first, and she say no way and
had I mean, how was that when she when you
hold your pants down and she saw.

Speaker 1 (02:48:55):
She didn't want to build up my ego too much.
She played it real cool.

Speaker 3 (02:49:00):
Okay, that's all the questions.

Speaker 11 (02:49:03):
And Charlie was asking about that guy, but I was
thinking that I don't know why the larger the smaller,
you're pucker.

Speaker 4 (02:49:09):
Actually this guy right here that we're looking at that
guy as a tiny penist, Charlie. I bet this guy
his pants fell down while he was getting arrested. He's
a huge guy. Just he looks like a giant. But
even if he has a big penis, it's gonna look
tiny on that huge body. Right, So what's gonna grow

(02:49:30):
with you? Every other every other piece of your body
is bigger. And then for some reason, I could it
could always happen, but I say more unlikely.

Speaker 1 (02:49:39):
It's bigger than a normal sized person's and.

Speaker 11 (02:49:43):
Not like a good ratio. I don't want it to
be too thick and then short or you know, like
a hockey puck. Yeah, yeah, so there, there is definitely
a ratio that I like.

Speaker 4 (02:49:55):
But what about vaginas, Charlie, if you know what it say,
they're over here talking about us like we're pieces of
meat to just gaze at and critique. They're talking about
penis sizes. What about vagina sizes. I've never thought, wow.

Speaker 3 (02:50:16):
That's a loose vagina.

Speaker 6 (02:50:18):
I've never thought I'm just happy to be there, to
be honest, unless there was like a smell, literally, don't
care at all.

Speaker 4 (02:50:25):
I would say there is variation though, there's variation between
sizes when it comes to that tightness for lack of
better word, but there's nothing where I've been like, oh
my god, that's like, look, I can't do this hot
dog down a hallway. That's just too huge. I've never
I've never experienced that. Maybe the girls are just not

(02:50:48):
slutty enough. But you have to remember I dated a
porn star too, And do you have a.

Speaker 1 (02:50:53):
Hallway hot dog? Did she have a hallway hot dog?

Speaker 3 (02:50:58):
Great question?

Speaker 1 (02:50:59):
Way dog? Yeah, just answer it.

Speaker 3 (02:51:01):
So no, no, it was.

Speaker 4 (02:51:04):
I know this is going to sound crazy, but i
didn't notice anything different about her vagina than.

Speaker 1 (02:51:13):
Anyone else's vagina. Yeah.

Speaker 3 (02:51:14):
I don't think that's crazy at all.

Speaker 4 (02:51:16):
I don't think they kind of snapped back into shape,
right like they just the outsides are different. Sure, Oh yeah, yeah,
lots of variation in the outside, of course, but the inside,
how they feel, all pretty much the same.

Speaker 3 (02:51:33):
What about you, Jeffrey, you notice a big variation?

Speaker 1 (02:51:35):
There was Sep again. No, no, I'm just vagina's vaginas.
In my opinion, you haven't had good vagina and bad vagina.
Only had like one vagina in the last twenty seven years.
It's you know, no, is that true?

Speaker 3 (02:51:57):
Talking about the time it was the length of the
time I've been married, only had one v I know. Yeah,
but okay, but in your whole life, you've had my
whole life. Like I said, I've had a couple of
different girlfriends, and I always say the one black girlfriend
twins Burg, she was tight. Oh yeah, she had the
tightest vagina you've had. It was a little bit of

(02:52:18):
a little you know, you know, a little cushion for
the pushing if you will. No, she was a nice
girl though, but she was a gold digger though. And
then then we dated her for four months and now
she's since dead.

Speaker 4 (02:52:28):
So okay, any difference you've had black women and white
How many black.

Speaker 1 (02:52:34):
Women have you had? I think I've only had like
one black girlfriend. And oh that's it.

Speaker 4 (02:52:39):
I thought you had more. No, Oh, you're chasing them
all the time. But you've only caught one once. Yeah,
you know, and he loves black women. No, it's not
the skin color. It's content to your character. No, but
the skin color. You you particularly enjoy black women for
whatever reason.

Speaker 3 (02:52:59):
There's not wrong with that. That's your that's your thing.

Speaker 5 (02:53:02):
You know.

Speaker 4 (02:53:02):
I like brunettes. Everyone knows this. I have a particular
look that I like, dark haired, dark eyes.

Speaker 1 (02:53:10):
I love Asian mix man.

Speaker 3 (02:53:14):
I love.

Speaker 12 (02:53:16):
So well.

Speaker 3 (02:53:17):
Here's the thing, though, my parents, you know, because their
old fashioned. I remember the one time when I was
in junior high school, I wanted to, you know.

Speaker 1 (02:53:24):
Actually wanted to go out with a black girl.

Speaker 3 (02:53:26):
My parents said, not a good idea because they were
against interracial dating.

Speaker 1 (02:53:31):
Ah.

Speaker 3 (02:53:32):
Yes, times have changed now though, yes, yes, time I'm
talking about back when I was back and I want
to take a black girl to my prom.

Speaker 1 (02:53:40):
Parents said, because the real the reasoning was.

Speaker 3 (02:53:44):
Is the idea of biracial children because they were afraid
if I had to I had a girl, if I
had to keep with a black girl, that that child
would be made fun of, mostly bullying, made fun of us.

Speaker 1 (02:53:54):
Girl that you wanted to take the prom? What was
her name do you call?

Speaker 3 (02:53:58):
There was a couple, There was a probably a couple
of different well a couple didn't say possibilities. But I
never got to take a black girl to problem, but
you wanted, Well one must have been. You must have
had one in mind if you're talking to your parents. Ye,
that was thirty six years ago, so you don't recall.

Speaker 1 (02:54:14):
I can't remember the name. You don't remember her really,
the girl that you wanted to take the prom? You don't.

Speaker 3 (02:54:20):
You gotta remember also didn't have a car back then.
I didn't start driving yet. I started driving yet. So
you went to your mom and dad and you said
I want to take And I said it was a
girl I knew, so I'd like to, you know, see
about taking her to prom, and blah blah blah.

Speaker 1 (02:54:32):
Who said no, your mommy my dad was more open
to it.

Speaker 3 (02:54:36):
My mom's mom was open to it. That idea, you know,
because that's what they believed. Mom said absolutely, my mom.
My mom was sort of a get There was also
there's this one teacher I knew. I said that to
her and she said the same thing. She did not
she was black, but did not believe it into racial eating.
So it kind of goes both ways. You have to
remember that there are some You just said in one

(02:54:57):
story that there are some black folks.

Speaker 1 (02:55:00):
That don't believe in interracial dating. Real quick, I know,
we got to go. You know, my mom's in a
dementia unit. Yes, my mom she loved black people because
she didn't used to quite the opposite.

Speaker 5 (02:55:13):
So she's surrounded by a lot of black people and
I said, Mom, she's she's I.

Speaker 1 (02:55:18):
Got to get out of here. Come pick me up,
take me out of here. And I'm like, why are
you yelling at me? Everyone's really nice there. They're all black. Mom,
you can't scream at what are you doing? She goes,
but they are.

Speaker 5 (02:55:32):
They know they're black, okay, mom, And she is in
a wheelchair. She has to go to the nurses station
to use the phone, and they're all right, there are
the workers, and she's screaming at them.

Speaker 1 (02:55:45):
Oh my god. So yeah, but her my mom reminds
me of Jeffrey's parents.

Speaker 3 (02:55:49):
She did love Barack Obama. For whatever reason they did,
she did.

Speaker 1 (02:55:52):
She did like him.

Speaker 4 (02:55:53):
Yeah, even though she hated every other black person, she
did like Barack. All Right, I gotta wrap things up.
What do we have to give away today?

Speaker 3 (02:56:01):
Dude?

Speaker 5 (02:56:01):
You have a pair of tickets to see the Black Crows.
The show is Wednesday, June tenth at Blessom Music Center.
It's all part of the Minute Men Workforce Solutions Concerts series,
and we'll have tickets today, tomorrow and Friday, so if
you don't win them, there'll be other opportunities on the
station to win them. Plus lawn tickets are only thirty
five dollars includes fees. Get tickets and infu at ticketmaster

(02:56:22):
dot com.

Speaker 4 (02:56:22):
All right for Black Crows tickets, speak caller thirty eight
sixty six yo Rover eight sixty six nine six seven
six eighty three seven. Good luck to you. Speaking of
Black cross I saw them in the news yesterday. I'm
out of time. I'll play that tomorrow maybe.

Speaker 3 (02:56:34):
Okay.

Speaker 4 (02:56:36):
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Plus on the website roverradio dot com. Waco says, did
Jeffrey's mom share a tattoo with that main Senate candidate?

Speaker 1 (02:57:10):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (02:57:10):
That what's his name, Graham, Graham Platner or Platner or.

Speaker 1 (02:57:14):
Something like that.

Speaker 3 (02:57:14):
Yeah, this is the guy that had the Nazi tattoo
that claims he didn't know what it meant.

Speaker 4 (02:57:19):
And he's just a liar. He's a Democrat, by the way,
This guy's a scumbag. He's a complete liar.

Speaker 1 (02:57:27):
This guy.

Speaker 4 (02:57:27):
It's a total embarrassment that this guy is the Democratic
nominee in a Senate race. He said, drop out of
the race immediately. It just it's a guy said any
what are who falls for that?

Speaker 3 (02:57:40):
It's just anyway, whatever, I go on and on and.

Speaker 4 (02:57:43):
On, have a great day. We will be back live
tomorrow morning. It's Rover's Morning Glory.

Speaker 3 (02:57:49):
Bye, Rovery's Morning Glory.

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