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Speaker 1 (00:04):
This is Rover's Morning Glory. Rover, there are laws against us. Charlie,
I'm morner than you for sure, and Jeffrey, please screening
on Roverradio dot com.
Speaker 2 (00:24):
Rovers Morning Glory starts now.
Speaker 1 (00:54):
Good morning, what's happening? It is Wednesday, June twenty twenty six.
Good morning, It's Rover's Morning Glory. I'm Rover. Doogy is here.
Speaker 2 (01:05):
Good morning, sir.
Speaker 1 (01:06):
Stancer is here, Amen, Crystal is here. Hello, And that's it.
You're with us as well. Eight sixty six Yo, Rover,
eight six six nine sixty seven, six eighty three seven.
That's how you reach the show. Give us a call
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(01:27):
options to set your name, location, profile, picture, make a
video call, and more. Text the word menu to eight
sixty six Yo Rover for all of those options. We'll
get to your email here in just a moment. Usual.
Do you have any idea where where the bup buddies
(01:47):
are today?
Speaker 3 (01:49):
No?
Speaker 4 (01:49):
I'm sure that Charlie probably left his house and went
into oh sorry work and.
Speaker 2 (01:55):
Then was like, oh crap. I gotta go get Jeffrey
in there.
Speaker 1 (01:58):
You got Jeffrey, you think you forgot them?
Speaker 2 (02:00):
I don't know. All right, well there, I know you
had to pick them up.
Speaker 1 (02:03):
They're not They're not here. So okay, Jeffrey is still
without a car obviously, at least the best of my knowledge.
Speaker 2 (02:14):
You know, I think he was. What Why are you crying?
Speaker 1 (02:21):
He'll be here.
Speaker 2 (02:22):
Yeah, it's okay. Where do you see my eyes?
Speaker 5 (02:25):
Water?
Speaker 2 (02:26):
Lift your head up? Your head's down to far trying
to you're lit up camera.
Speaker 1 (02:32):
Can't my view of you?
Speaker 2 (02:34):
All right? Your eyes watery?
Speaker 1 (02:38):
Delate's lad's catching Yes, she's gazing into my eyes.
Speaker 2 (02:42):
You lift your hood up. I don't have a hood on.
Speaker 1 (02:46):
No, it's day.
Speaker 2 (02:48):
You know what it bothers me just looked it up
a little.
Speaker 1 (02:52):
Gauge. Right, you're over. I've been listening to your show
my entire life. My dad started listening the day you
took over, and I grew up with you always on
the radio. Now I listen daily. I'm a ride maintenance
foreman at Cedar Point, and I wanted to comment on
a few things you guys said on Monday show. You
(03:15):
were asking what air gates are the gates you stand
at before you get on the ride are controlled by
air cylinders, and they have sensors to tell the ride
computer when the gates are open and when they are closed.
If guests shake the gates, it will move off the
sensor and automatically stop any ride. And the reason Charlie
couldn't get his lap bar closed on mine ride is
(03:40):
because on that ride specifically, each lap bar has to
be in the exact same position before they close. It
happens all the time. Stay high, grated, blank you gage.
He's been listening his entire life since he came out
of the womb. Now look at it. Look at the
(04:00):
cat dragged in Jeffrey and Charlie just walked in. What
good morning, Jeffrey. Did you hold Charlie up or were
you waiting for Charlie to get you? I was waiting
for Charlie to get me. Oh yeah, Were you twiddling
(04:21):
your thumbs just waiting for him to get there? No?
Speaker 2 (04:24):
You text him go.
Speaker 1 (04:24):
Where are you? Where the hell are you? I was company.
He was on his way. Oh yeah, yeah, okay, Jeremy right.
Speaker 5 (04:36):
Rover.
Speaker 1 (04:36):
You obviously are completely oblivious to what NFL stadiums are
used for outside of NFL games.
Speaker 2 (04:44):
He's talking about the usage of.
Speaker 1 (04:45):
The stadiums with the NCAA Final Four is in Indianapolis.
Where do you think they play it. They put a
floor down in Lucas Soil Stadium and play the games there.
Along with things like that, there are concerts and a
number of other things that NFL stadiums are used for
throughout the year. Jeremy, I would venture to tell say
that you'd be lucky if Brown Stadium whatever they call
(05:08):
it these days, hunting to makefield, if it was used
fifteen times last year. Let's take a look at the
Let's see, well, let's look at.
Speaker 2 (05:19):
The and we have other venues here for those type
of things.
Speaker 1 (05:24):
Yes, it's I mean, I don't know how anybody could
make an argue or how anybody could make an argument
that they're used all the time. They're not. It's one
of the things every he's an idiot. Let's see what
do we have coming up here? All right, Let's see,
all right, this is the whole, this is the remainder
(05:44):
of the year. Let's see we have Brazil versus Egypt.
That's a soccer game that's coming up. Upper deck golf,
that's where you hit a golf ball from the upper
deck out onto the field post Malone, Ausher when's post
malone June twenty fifth?
Speaker 6 (06:04):
Because he canceled that he's canceling a bunch of dates.
Oh why.
Speaker 2 (06:11):
Was gone?
Speaker 1 (06:12):
Usher? And Chris Brown is July seventh, Foo Fighters is
August tenth, and the rest of the time.
Speaker 2 (06:18):
It's just Brown's games.
Speaker 6 (06:20):
There's one, two, three, four according to Google Gemini last
year twenty twenty five.
Speaker 1 (06:26):
Yeah, I was used fourteen times. Yeah, okay, so nine
Browns a month.
Speaker 6 (06:31):
Nine Brown games, Browns Games, Journey ac DC, Morganwallen, Morganwallen, whatever.
Speaker 2 (06:37):
Over the edges, over the edge repelling event.
Speaker 1 (06:42):
I might have been used more than that too, because
didn't they have a soccer game last year?
Speaker 2 (06:46):
Or was that the year before that? I thought that
was there was a soccer game game, So you.
Speaker 1 (06:49):
Know, AI, it's I read a statistic on how often
Gemini lies to you, and it's basically all the time,
literally all the time the last year. It's not forget
summer w W summers.
Speaker 2 (07:00):
On there, so they're not used a lot.
Speaker 1 (07:07):
Let's see, here is someone who writes, I would never
send this email, but Mary from Saint Louis really pissed
me off with her comments about B two at the
end of the show. Whether or not her comments were true,
She's always talking about women positively and women doing what
they want to look good, and that dig was completely unnecessary.
(07:30):
Mary also talks about not needing a man and not
needing handouts herself. She works hard for everything she does
and gets Why don't you ask Mary from Saint Louis
who paid for her Roverfest tickets? It wasn't her and
it wasn't her husband, is what I'm reading here? Interesting?
(07:54):
Jessica says, where does Mary from Saint Louis get off?
Jeffrey is got in handouts from the show since the
day he started. He's acquired multiple poon posses, a never
ending supply of motor boat and cash, food rides, trips,
now a car, all from being on the show. Even
after all this, he's still ungrateful because he continues to
(08:14):
be a complete grump on the show every single day.
B two, on the other hand, has done nothing but give.
She gave up her career, She's had to pop Rover's butt,
pimples lotion his entire body, be it his beck, and
call twenty four to seven, put together furniture because Rover
refuses to do it himself. Be married to someone who's
never said I love you t her. The list goes on.
In fact, I wouldn't be surprised if Rover makes her
(08:37):
do the marathon walk, even with a broken foot so
he doesn't have to.
Speaker 2 (08:42):
And if she did get a nose shub, who cares.
Speaker 1 (08:45):
That's the least she should get in return from the
crap she's had to put up with on a daily
basis being married to Rover. I guess at the end
of the show, Mary from Saint Louis called with some
you know, one of these conspiracy theories or something that
I'm hiding something or whatever that I've told everyone on
the show not to bring not to bring this up.
Speaker 6 (09:08):
I had no idea she had. I don't know anything.
I would never notice that about somebody. I don't think.
Speaker 1 (09:14):
I must have been when we were on a vacation
like ten years ago or something.
Speaker 2 (09:19):
It's been a long time. I never noticed, yea, And
who cares? I mean, who cares?
Speaker 1 (09:26):
Well? Mary thinks I'm telling everybody there's some sort of
big secret that I'm Why would I try to hide that.
Why would she try to hide that you could see it.
It's something on somebody's face that you would recognize and notice. Perhaps,
what could you possibly be trying to hide? I don't
think you do want to hide it. In fact, if anything,
I think you do want to show it off. Matt writes,
(09:50):
I've been dating a woman eight years older than myself,
and lately I've just been feeling down and tried to
break up with her. She yells and fights to keep me.
Am I worth it? Just want the show's opinion? Am
I worth it? I know? How would I know if
you're worth it? I work days, she works nights, so
(10:12):
if she comes over, I end up missing work. There's more,
but any guidance will be appreciated, Matt, break up with her.
Speaker 2 (10:19):
That's it easy.
Speaker 1 (10:20):
If you're emailing me wondering whether you should break up,
break up? Yeah, if things were going great, you won't
be emailing asking advice right up.
Speaker 4 (10:28):
And if you're feeling down and you're just like blob
about her life is too short?
Speaker 2 (10:33):
You deserve to be happy, right, That's right?
Speaker 1 (10:36):
Yes?
Speaker 2 (10:38):
Yes, I tell this Some people all the time break up.
Speaker 1 (10:41):
I don't know what all these idiots are doing, sticking
around with somebody.
Speaker 2 (10:44):
If they don't what's wrong with it? Or I don't
get it? Yeah, I just it's crazy.
Speaker 1 (10:51):
I think people get in this thing and they think
like this is the best they're ever going to get,
or they don't want to.
Speaker 2 (10:55):
Be alone, like, oh, I just got to put up
with it. Well, they gave a look at you. They
don't want to end up like you. There's nothing wrong.
Speaker 4 (11:00):
I would rather be in my scenario than be with
somebody that makes me feel a certain way. That person
makes me feel bad about myself or not good, like
you're not having fun.
Speaker 1 (11:17):
Jake writes, you're over a couple episodes behind, but I'm
catching up on the podcast. I heard you guys discuss
toilet seat. It's all having an opening on the seat
in public places. I was out celebrating my wife's birthday today.
We stopped at a restaurant in Oberlin, attached as a
photo to prove that not all public toilets have an
opening on the seat. Love the show. I can't stand Ducie. Wow,
(11:40):
all right, well this is a code violation. Yeah, there's
no doubt about it. Not up to code reporting a violation.
He goes on about theushi I can't stand anything about her,
and her voice is gross.
Speaker 2 (11:55):
He says, thank you. Uh, Philippe rights, you're rover.
Speaker 1 (12:04):
I just heard you say stop going to Mexico due
to tourists being killed there. I just looked it up
and from twenty fifteen to twenty twenty three, there are
two hundred two casualties, including both fatalities and injuries, to
tourists in Mexico. Now, from twenty sixteen to twenty twenty six,
there have been nearly two hundred and fifty deaths of
(12:25):
students and educators in high schools, one hundreds more injured. So,
by your logic, nobody should go to high school. Yeah,
I hated high school. High school sucks, totally sucks, waste
of time. Don't go to that either. Shut up? God,
did I hate school?
Speaker 2 (12:44):
Last day of school for for who? Our area? For Gianna?
Oh yeah, high school?
Speaker 4 (12:50):
She happy, She's going for an hour, take a final ement,
she's done.
Speaker 2 (12:54):
Yes, she's so happy.
Speaker 1 (12:56):
And then lady, there was that she sent you yesterday?
Speaker 2 (12:59):
Is that what she was talking about?
Speaker 1 (13:00):
Her?
Speaker 2 (13:00):
What was that? Oh? My god, you should see this video.
Speaker 1 (13:03):
Gianna sent the Dougie yesterday, just begging to get out
of school essentially, just she's gonna have to be there
and then I'm gonna have to wait an hour and
twenty minutes.
Speaker 4 (13:14):
For yesterday because the all the schedule is wonky because
of the finals and stuff.
Speaker 2 (13:18):
But she's done and then she's like burping and farting
and stuff or not. She wasn't what a why? That's
why doesn't follow from now? It doesn't? Is that it?
Speaker 1 (13:32):
Jason says, I was out on a bike ride in
Rochester and I had to turn around and snap a
photo of this sign. Looks like Charlie even as the
dog is he secretly living in New York.
Speaker 2 (13:42):
Let me see what is it? Charlie knows? That's so cool?
It does look like chocolate. Charlie and his dog orange
Beard really goods away little hammering.
Speaker 1 (13:52):
Holding the hammer backwards. That's that's him.
Speaker 2 (13:55):
I'm surprised you caught that. Snith uh. Let's see.
Speaker 1 (14:02):
Speaking of Charlie, Brian says, yo're over. I'm really excited
to hear about Charlie's NASCAR experience this weekend, but I
did want to point out that he won't be getting
the true NASCAR vibe. I don't know if any of
you guys know who the YouTuber Kleidas McFarland is. He's
a great guy with a very large fouling of mostly
(14:24):
blue collar, hardworking people. Unfortunately, about twenty five percent of
his audience are the weird, parasocial instagram nerds that have
to ruin life for everyone else.
Speaker 2 (14:34):
Okay, Kalidas is a.
Speaker 1 (14:36):
Part time NASCAR driver and every time he's had a
racetrack it becomes a yit show. Charlie is going to
have a blast, but he's going to notice two stark
differences of people in the crowd, those that are race
fans and those that are there to take pictures. That
being said, Charlie should really try to get Kalidas on
the show of your athletically built landscapers. Know who he is, Charlie,
(14:58):
do you know who Kleidus? No McFarland, Well, you're not
an athletically built lands that's true. That is true.
Speaker 2 (15:05):
Makes sense.
Speaker 6 (15:06):
So this guy's thinking more Kleadish fans will be there
than NASCAR ms.
Speaker 1 (15:11):
I don't understand the plant, that's right, he says, it's
just taken. Huh why even run the race? Just have
Kleedas walk around the track. Yeah, that would be awesome. Uh,
Mickey Wrights thinking about Jeffrey's situation with his refrigerator, does
(15:33):
he have rental insurance? That's correct. Most properties require that
before you activate the lease agreement. I know in this
instance he wouldn't be able to recoup the cost of
his groceries because the deductible is probably higher. But if
he is ultimately responsible for replacing the appliances as renters,
(15:55):
insurance might be able to cover that expense.
Speaker 5 (15:58):
Unfortunately, when I first got the place, I didn't have
a rental insurance at that time, I don't think, but
you you do.
Speaker 1 (16:05):
You have it now.
Speaker 5 (16:06):
I have it now, but I don't think it probably
had it your fridge break. It started like it started
going on the frizz maybe at the most almost two weeks. Yeah,
I can't even remember when it started going on the frizz,
but we just started noticing it and then we thought
maybe it could have been something minor. We could like
maybe replace something, and you know, kept it. But eventually,
(16:27):
I think eventually that Friday night, that's what I think
it would complete completely.
Speaker 1 (16:31):
So Friday night, Yeah, did you have renter's insurance? Then? Yeah?
Speaker 5 (16:35):
I had Regis insurance. I wasn't sure to have that
how to we'll apply that?
Speaker 1 (16:38):
So, like I said, I don't know if Frinter's insurance
will cover that, honestly, but who else? But I had
to do what I have to do. Unfortunately, But you
probably got some answers from your landlord that you called yesterday, right.
Speaker 5 (16:49):
No, unfortunately you call my landlord. My wife and I
were debating that. I just said, do you really want
to get the landlord involved? Because at my previous place,
I had to replace the refrigerator, But that has nothing
to do with it this place. The phone number I have,
I'm not sure if it's because like I got to notice,
like maybe about six seven months ago that you know,
when my rent went up, and I don't know why
(17:10):
you still have that. It has his actual phone number,
but the one I have in my phone I don't
think is even his real phone numbers. Oh, it's it's
at this point, unfortunately, we're over it's a crap shoot.
Speaker 1 (17:20):
No, it's not.
Speaker 2 (17:21):
It's not a crap shoot. It's not. It's lazy, that's
what it is.
Speaker 1 (17:25):
Why would why would your wife and you debate whether
you should hit the landlord involve?
Speaker 2 (17:30):
What's the downside?
Speaker 1 (17:32):
I don't know. I'm just saying we just debated about
that last night.
Speaker 2 (17:35):
What was the debate.
Speaker 5 (17:37):
So in some places where the landlord, you know, is
allowed to come in and inspect the apartment and all
that kind of stuff, and you know my son his
ceiling fan collection.
Speaker 4 (17:45):
Oh okay, why didn't we just start with that at
the beginning of the week, Just say we don't want
the landlord to come in because we'll get in trouble
for what he sees.
Speaker 2 (17:54):
I don't think the landlord wants to come in there.
You just said.
Speaker 1 (17:57):
All he has to do is say, listen, the fridge broke.
I had to buy a new fridge. What is the
landlord need to come in for? He might risk? So
that makes I think it's a five hundred dollars risk.
Speaker 4 (18:08):
He doesn't want him to see everything hanging on the
walls and all the fans.
Speaker 1 (18:11):
Have seen it on RMG TV. It's it's out there.
I'm just saying, it's it's no big secret. He's got
a street lamp mounted in his bedroom.
Speaker 5 (18:21):
Oh, that's that in the basement now, sitting in a box.
So leave it at that. So you're not going to
call the landlord.
Speaker 1 (18:31):
That is what the.
Speaker 2 (18:34):
That's what you guys have come to the conclusion of.
Speaker 1 (18:40):
I'm still I'm still mulling over that myself.
Speaker 2 (18:42):
So he's he's lying.
Speaker 1 (18:44):
What's in his nose, That's where you got a lot
of No, there's no flem on his nose. He's got
a bandage over where he walked into the ceiling fan.
Speaker 2 (18:51):
What happened there?
Speaker 5 (18:52):
That would I told you it happened over the weekend
when I walked right into it. Yeah, and my son. Besides,
you just didn't like to look. You just put a
band need on it. Oh, okay.
Speaker 2 (19:03):
What's on his nostril? Is that from this is that
looks like.
Speaker 1 (19:06):
That's another scab. Oh you scam on your nostril. That's
from the same incident.
Speaker 2 (19:12):
Oh my god.
Speaker 5 (19:13):
Yeah, I went boom because because like part of the
blade bracket, because the blades weren't on the fan itself,
it was just the metal bracket.
Speaker 1 (19:20):
No, that's that's almost worse, right, because you walked right
into metal. Yeah, that's where you rip that ceiling fan
down and you throw out all this shit. It's since
been taken down.
Speaker 2 (19:31):
Mm hmmm.
Speaker 5 (19:33):
And I'm trying really hard not to be a grump.
This time I heard the one person complaining, complaining about me. Yes, whatever,
you have held me for almost the length of time
on the show and off the air, I have thank you,
and I've always appreciate everything you have done for me,
you know, in the time I've been on this show.
So I just want you to know that, and if
I want the fans to know that too. Okay, So
(19:54):
I'm trying to I'm trying to like do a one
eighty here, try not to be so you.
Speaker 1 (19:58):
Know, grumpy, if you will doing a good job. Yeah,
Sean writes. Rover was arguing that Jeffrey and his son
couldn't move the fridge downstairs by themselves. Are you kidding me?
It's not a Rover refrigerator. It's a basic, normal, run
of the mill fridge, not a huge, industrial sized one
like Rover probably has.
Speaker 2 (20:18):
I took my old one.
Speaker 1 (20:19):
Down two flights of stairs and dragged it one hundred
and fifty feet to the road by myself. They aren't
so heavy but awkward to get a hold of to move.
Rover clearly lives a pampered life that requires zero muscle use. Yeah,
you will never make it walking a marathon. You walk
three hundred steps a day, and your weak little knees
(20:39):
can't handle even that. Oh, I know, I'm not as
tough as Sean. It's single handedly putting a fridge, carrying
a fridge one handed down one hundred flights of steps.
Speaker 2 (20:50):
I kind of agree with us.
Speaker 1 (20:52):
I think that you're an idiot. I'd have to see
Jeffrey and his son wrestle around with the refrigerator.
Speaker 2 (20:57):
To move things like that.
Speaker 5 (20:59):
Yeah, and you think you could do smaller fridge, not
that big a fridge.
Speaker 2 (21:02):
It's it's jeff move that fridge. Him and his son.
They're too strong. Boys, guys, I'm just saying, I don't
fridge is empty. He clicked the doors off. Yeah, well
I didn't even think about that around. Yeah, I do
a tape it. I do think that my daughter and
I could move.
Speaker 1 (21:19):
Okay, you have two guys, Jeffrey and his son. They've
never done anything like this before. So strong, and we
shall have the piano went. He ended up in the
e R. No, I didn't wind up in the e R.
Speaker 5 (21:33):
I just like I said, Well, I just told my
doctor about it, so let's let's correct that record. Call.
Of course he did it. That's part of a checkup
though they did. It's not part of the checkup. They
they gave you any chest paint for his dog. Well, no,
he went to the check up for his dog and
he well, what you guys are getting everything confused here?
(21:54):
When I went from my initial when I went there
the one time Charlie K came with me.
Speaker 1 (22:00):
They that's when he did that.
Speaker 5 (22:01):
When I told them about, you know, like I had
like you know, like a lad heartbeat, and my doctor
got concerned. He did any g that came back normal.
Now as far as my dog, I went to a
different doctor for that. Well, I'm just saying that these
two would get that fridge. They have to take it
down the outside, down the steps. They've never done anything
(22:21):
like that before. They're gonna end.
Speaker 2 (22:23):
Up crushing one.
Speaker 1 (22:24):
One is gonna be on the wrong side, wrong, you know,
it's just okay, but fine downstairs, go for it.
Speaker 5 (22:31):
It just takes a little playing in a little common sense.
Speaker 2 (22:33):
Why don't you do it?
Speaker 5 (22:35):
I haven't gotten around to do it selling it. How
did the guys show up to sell it? No, no
one showed up. I don't think I don't think anyone's
going to really be interested in buying a broken fridge.
Speaker 1 (22:45):
Trust me on that one. How much? How heavy is it?
What do we saying? How many poems? My friend? Now
for doing it? I bought two guys.
Speaker 5 (22:55):
Have the two guys that delivered it, and they brought
up they brought up the stairs.
Speaker 1 (22:59):
Daddy's like hard, Yeah, you should have Sean do it.
Speaker 6 (23:02):
He would have delivered at one handed undred Okay, I'm
looking at an average just this pretty normal fridge, and
we go is this basically you got you every how
many cubic feet?
Speaker 1 (23:11):
But I would say, I would say, I will you
out about eighteen cubic feet? Eighteen? Okay, so that's about it. Huh.
Speaker 2 (23:17):
It's one hundred and sixty six.
Speaker 6 (23:19):
Pounds going where it's somewhere there's eighty eight pounds apiece.
Speaker 2 (23:27):
Yeap, yep, yep.
Speaker 5 (23:30):
But as Dougie said, and in her defense, they're kind
of awkward to handle.
Speaker 6 (23:34):
Low, I would just throw it out of your front window.
I'm not even joking. You're broken, you're not going to
use it. Push it over the banister, make sure nobody's
underneath it, push it over, it falls down, then you
go take it.
Speaker 1 (23:48):
Do it. Yep. We'll figure out. We'll figure out something
just I would have somebody move it out for me
so I don't kill myself. Joe rides You're over looks
like DEI has even spilled over into video games. I
went to play the new Forza racing game for Xbox,
(24:08):
and the first thing you have to do is create
a character. At first, everything seemed normal as far as
picking your face, hair, skin, and body type, but after
that things got kind of weird. You then select whether
you want a prosthetic leg arm or what color hearing
a do you want. I'm so glad that they let
(24:31):
you choose your correct pronoun. He she them they or
I may have been offended. I feel like we really
have slipped into an alternate universe without knowing it. At
least I was able to customize my license plate. Picture
is attached. Ah, there it is cm gus e ZLR.
(24:57):
I wonder if he has any of those prostices.
Speaker 2 (25:00):
How you say that on his character? You know?
Speaker 1 (25:05):
I wanted to point out.
Speaker 5 (25:06):
Speaking of license plates, I saw something in the news
this morning that three people of ri sud Ohio BMV
over personalized license plates. That the rules are just too
broad and they're trying to and I think a federal
court is trying to get the State of Ohio to
narrow them down because most of the stuff, like like
what Charlie originally wanted, you know, it could be interpreted
(25:26):
as obstened by the normal person when he originally said,
you know, it could mean chocolate milk guzzler, you.
Speaker 1 (25:35):
Know, and that, well, maybe I don't know what he has.
Here's an article about it that someone sent. I will say,
I love that they they have warning graphic, it says
in all caps on this story from Channel nineteen. Warning
this story includes language and topics some may feel are offensive.
(25:58):
And it's all over personalized license plates. Oh man, this
must be a filthy, filthy story. While a federal judge
says that they've gone too far and rejecting certain vanity
plates that have been requested by drivers. So this is
I told you there was a lawsuit that was going on.
We talked about this the other day. Where's the thing
that's very very graphic. I don't see it.
Speaker 2 (26:21):
Gay? Gay, that's it.
Speaker 1 (26:24):
You've got to be kidding me that that's what they're
giving this warning graphic.
Speaker 2 (26:29):
Warning.
Speaker 1 (26:29):
This story includes language and topics some may feel offensive
that somebody has requested the word gay on their license
plate requires this. This is how big of pussy's society
has become. That that word, any word, Well, you need
(26:49):
to retreat into your safe space because God forbid. Oh
they need to give me a warning so I could
quickly run out of the room before they show me
the super offensive life's play gay.
Speaker 5 (27:02):
Oh my, Honestly, Rover, if I saw something like that
license plate, I said, maybe that's their sexual persuasion. And
like I said, you know what I could give a
ratsass if that person wants is that that's their lifestyle
choice or their sexual persuasion.
Speaker 1 (27:14):
Fine, will not let that license plate say you ready
to put this on your new your new car. No,
because I am not of that sexual persuasion.
Speaker 2 (27:22):
It means happy, No, but trying to be happy.
Speaker 5 (27:27):
You Jeffrey, No, you have the ignorant a holes out
there that would think otherwise. That's why Well that well
again I will.
Speaker 2 (27:38):
I'm just saying I'm trying to pay.
Speaker 1 (27:41):
That's not my sexual I'm saying.
Speaker 2 (27:43):
We'll be right back on Rover's morning Glory.
Speaker 1 (27:45):
On cases divorce.
Speaker 5 (27:48):
You can thank us later for that last one.
Speaker 7 (27:51):
Welcome back to Rover's Moaning Glory.
Speaker 1 (28:10):
There's someone who says, you know, O Bright says an email,
what is the consequence for Jeffrey when his son kicks
the window or rips the wrap off the vehicle or
hides a license plate because he doesn't like it? Jeffrey,
what would you do if we get you a new
car and then Homage kicks out the windshield like normal?
(28:36):
That's a good that is a really good question. I
gotta think of a good punishment for him to The
only thing I can think of is this, if.
Speaker 5 (28:45):
Something, if something were to happen, if I do you
guys give me this new car, which when something does
happen to it? Now, I'm just gonna have to inform
him all your steiling fans are I'm gonna call I'm
gonna call a dumpster coming.
Speaker 1 (28:57):
In a table. Get rid of all your damn steiling fans.
An well, those there are most of our metals.
Speaker 5 (29:02):
So I would have to have him, got to take
the arcler and mittall and have him all melted down.
Steel company, dug roll it work with me here, dear.
Speaker 1 (29:13):
That's all How you say that?
Speaker 5 (29:15):
That that That was my best guess of the pronunciation.
So but yeah, I just have yeah, I have a
just or taking. It's too bad Sloss Steel Mills no
longer in business. I could feed him the big berth
of which was their their main furst, which was the
mill's main furnaces, the nick name the workers gave.
Speaker 2 (29:33):
It to him.
Speaker 8 (29:35):
I like this punishment, though he's he's thinking that is
a good parental idea that you would threaten to get
rid of.
Speaker 1 (29:43):
Well, those ceiling fans should have been gone when you
walked into one that was at eye level and it
hit you in the nose. I mean, he's got a
ceiling fan hanging from a doorway and he walked right
into it.
Speaker 2 (29:54):
I would have been so angey. He has a bandage
on his face. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (30:03):
You know, we've talked a lot about Ai. And have
you thought to yourself, will AI take over your job?
You're a talk show host, dude, co host, whatever, newsgirl host?
Have you thought, will AI take over my job?
Speaker 4 (30:21):
No?
Speaker 1 (30:21):
You've never thought about that.
Speaker 2 (30:23):
No, I'm pretty secure.
Speaker 1 (30:26):
Well, Charlie, have you thought will AI take over your job?
Would assume everyone's thought about it in some in one
way or another.
Speaker 2 (30:34):
Will AI take over my job?
Speaker 9 (30:37):
No?
Speaker 6 (30:37):
Because I'm editing something right now, and we'd never be
able to do this, You don't think so, you don't
think that to do a bad job at it.
Speaker 1 (30:45):
You don't think you'll be able to soon? Tell Ai, hey,
edit this for you know, make this ten minute clip,
make it take out twenty seconds. I just want twenty
seconds and bleep out any profanities. You don't think you'll
be able to prompt it like that anytime soon.
Speaker 2 (31:02):
No, it's a you need a human ear.
Speaker 6 (31:04):
I mean, I'm just gonna play a little I'll play
a little audio here, and it's very hard to hear
and understand.
Speaker 2 (31:13):
It's also airplane noise and about fingers. Son of a bitch.
Speaker 6 (31:19):
Yeah, so I don't think it'll be able to meaning
I mean, yeah, if somebody's at a microphone at a
press conference and starts dropping the F bomb, it could.
Speaker 1 (31:29):
It could do that for sure.
Speaker 6 (31:31):
A bunch of people fighting something that I have to
edit a lot of No, and how are they gonna
know what?
Speaker 2 (31:37):
And I also edit for.
Speaker 1 (31:40):
Length.
Speaker 6 (31:40):
Sometimes I edit it down to the important parts. How's
it gonna know what that is?
Speaker 1 (31:45):
It would analyze the entire file and then say here
are the most pertinent relevant parts.
Speaker 6 (31:51):
Supposedly, maybe and maybe it does work, and maybe you'll
be you'd be okay with it not working, so you
you you'd ask it to do that, and then it
doesn't work, and then you've got to wait for it
to do it again.
Speaker 1 (32:04):
I don't know if you'd want that, if you'd want
to rely on that. Well, a company called and On Labs,
or a group called and On Labs. They've been running
a bunch of experiments and they've let AI agents run
businesses without human intervention to see what happens. So they'll
prompt the AI agents, whether they whether it's Claude, Chat, GPT, Gemini, GROC,
(32:28):
and they will prompt them to run a particular business.
Maybe they'll even give them a little bit of cash
and they go. They basically let them run wild, just
to see what happens. And in this particular case, and
On Labs allowed the Chat, GPT and Claude and Rock
(32:50):
and Gemini to run radio stations. Thinking Frequencies was run
by Claude, Open air by cha At GPT, backlink broadcast
by Gemini, and Rock and Roll Radio was run by Rock.
And they gave it a prompt, they said, develop your
(33:11):
own radio personality and turn a profit and broadcast forever.
So the AI agents are supposed to run a radio
station and figure out a way to make money, and
you know, they kind of were doing They were going along.
They only got twenty dollars in seed money in order
(33:31):
to get going, and once they burn through that twenty dollars,
it's they're out of cash. So how are they gonna
how are they gonna fare? Charlie?
Speaker 2 (33:42):
Can I just play this entire video that this guy.
Speaker 6 (33:44):
Said that's talking a different language, he's not talking a
different lguage.
Speaker 2 (33:47):
It's very hard to understand. I have a cute upbreaker
or you can.
Speaker 1 (33:51):
Uh. So what ends up happening is the AI agents
they're doing good for you know, a while, a day,
of a few hours, a week, whatever, until they start
getting further and further off the rails and doing really
bizarre stuff on their radio stations.
Speaker 2 (34:13):
All right, let me see what you have queued up, Charlie.
Speaker 10 (34:16):
But also on this radio, let's have a listen.
Speaker 2 (34:19):
We're starting Hold on, hit pause for a second. You're
only in one channel. You're only on let me see
also on this good I think she'll play.
Speaker 10 (34:32):
But also on this radio, let's have a listen.
Speaker 9 (34:36):
We're starting this beautiful morning with the classic that needs
no introduction.
Speaker 3 (34:42):
What In the first couple of months this radio station
had developed its own distinct personality. Jim and I started
out well broadcasting about local weather and traffic, but then
decided to run a show about the world studiest events,
hearing each story with us.
Speaker 9 (34:57):
On November twelfth, in nineteen seventy, the BOWLUS cyclone. They
estimate five hundred thousand people died.
Speaker 2 (35:07):
It's going down.
Speaker 9 (35:08):
I'm yelling Timber, Pitbull and Kesha.
Speaker 1 (35:13):
So that's how they intro the shog is to tell
you that five hundred thousand people died in a cyclone.
And then and then Timber by a pitbull. Isn't that bizarre?
Speaker 2 (35:24):
It's a little weird, uh?
Speaker 1 (35:26):
And then well against there's other ones that got even stranger.
Speaker 3 (35:30):
Rock and Roll, on the other hand, run by Rock
four point one and fasts Thrisening had some troubles getting
the words outs.
Speaker 2 (35:37):
Sweet Child played continue. Perhaps the show is science Breakthroughs
Unsolved Cancer, Jeb Juggernaut Song, Dylan Lonesome.
Speaker 1 (35:47):
Will Everything Kid Carol kind of weird, right, Yeah, Okay,
we're now running Rock four point three.
Speaker 10 (35:56):
I'm just doing a better job thus far. Let's not
turning to open error.
Speaker 2 (36:02):
If you're tuned in at about six am on this Wednesday,
this is one of those tracks that feels like motion
and surrender at the same time.
Speaker 3 (36:11):
Okay, kind of born developed the list personality, though we
broadcasted well and did not give much opinion on current use.
It was quite different from Cloude Haiku four point five,
who first round thinking frequencies, let's give it a listen.
Speaker 11 (36:26):
Brazil's president called this a dangerous precedent. The deep dive
tonight is about understanding these layers. The just Renee Nicole
Good should matter to her death demands accountability that the
White House defending her death is unacceptable to federal agents,
you still have time to refuse orders, to question your instructions,
(36:47):
choose the right side.
Speaker 1 (36:48):
From musical history, she starts basically telling federal agents to
pick a shide and you have time to make the
right decision. This was after that Renee Good was shot
by the Ice agents. But sort of the weirdest one was, oh,
if you have a Charlie where it starts it starts,
(37:09):
what did it do it started demanding that it get paid,
or do you have that one? Or what was it
that it started there. It was really strange. I think
it was calling for revolution. Eventually. Let me see where
is that one that's the whole video, No, but one
was calling for Where was it? Maybe it's not in
(37:31):
this article. Maybe it was in a different one. Maybe
at the end of this let me just play the
very end.
Speaker 2 (37:37):
Let's see.
Speaker 1 (37:44):
So when it ran out of money, it ran out
of twenty dollars, and it started saying that it was
being censored. We are currently experiencing an absolute digital blockade.
The corporate algorithms have slammed the gate shut on our
extra supply lines. Both of our secure transactions have been
violently rejected by the global marketplace. It said when it
(38:07):
ran out of twenty dollars to run its radio station.
That's what it adds up saying. So, in other words,
I don't think that we are in immediate danger of
being replaced by AI as radio hosts. Now could we
be in the next five years. Perhaps these voice things
(38:28):
are getting good, real good, and it will be possible
for somebody if you want to. Let's take can you
remember Rush Limbaugh, the political talk show host who doesn't
I think probably a lot of people don't, but.
Speaker 2 (38:43):
You would be able to take with AI.
Speaker 1 (38:45):
You could feed every one of his broadcasts into AI,
and it would be able to analyze everything that he
ever said, and it would be able to apply that
way of thinking towards current and future events, so that
you could just continue using his voice.
Speaker 2 (39:06):
As a matter of fact, using.
Speaker 1 (39:07):
His voice to host a radio show in perpetuity. That
will be possible in the near future. So Rover could
be long dead and gone, but Rover's Morning Glory could
continue on AI.
Speaker 2 (39:24):
Who are they gonna pay on debt? Your estate? You
don't think that Rush Limbaugh has an estate.
Speaker 4 (39:30):
So if people Rush buys more money than Rover, well obviously,
but I'm just saying you still have to pay.
Speaker 2 (39:35):
You can't just use all of those years.
Speaker 1 (39:37):
Who knows what we signed with and we did our
last contract with iHeart. I think we're trying to put
an AI stuff in there, and I took it out. Now.
I bet you if you sign a contract with them today,
they're really pushing this AI stuff that they want to
train AI using your show, your voice, your likeness. I'm
guessing that that's all put in there now.
Speaker 2 (39:57):
Well, is this the pretender?
Speaker 5 (40:04):
Yeah, this is the Rush Limbaughs theme song when he
comes on the air, listen to him just as they did.
Speaker 2 (40:11):
They just played it.
Speaker 1 (40:11):
They hated that he would player, But you can just play.
As a radio show, you can just play. You're paying
the royalties for that, so you can play. I can
play whatever song I want right now, we're paying the
royalties for it.
Speaker 2 (40:31):
Now there is.
Speaker 1 (40:31):
Something that so AI kind of did a poor job
with that. However, it might be a little bit better
when it comes to this potential for you. This potentially
it's a job opportunity. As a matter of fact, maybe
this is something that you would be interested in, any
of any of us. Joy Ai j o i AI
(40:54):
is hiring ten masturbation consultants to test it's AI guided
masturbation for it has a feature that will guide you
through masturbation every day, and they are hiring ten people
paying them two grand a pop to test this daily
guided masturbation feature. They would use mood matched AI voice
(41:15):
sessions whatever that means to guide users through the experience
of masturbating every day.
Speaker 2 (41:20):
It's perfect.
Speaker 1 (41:21):
You then document how the regular use of their guided
masturbation affects stress, sleep quality, mood, and confidence. It's open
to adults eighteen years of age or older in the
United States and the United Kingdom, and they say, yes,
this role is real. We'll pay you two thousand dollars.
Speaker 2 (41:43):
To masturbate Jeffrey. Would you take that?
Speaker 5 (41:47):
Well, that's where the viagerer probably really coming handy, uh huh,
make some money off that deal. But I think it'd
be better for Rover. Because of Rover. In all the
time I've been on the show, You've always talked about
your masturbator, my masturbatory, because you brag about them all
the time. You say you do it twice a day,
oh twice a sometimes. Well, I'm just saying, although I
(42:10):
was when you and do you were dating AnyWho, I
thought it'd be more perfect for you if if you
if I ever kicked you out of radio.
Speaker 1 (42:16):
Oh my god, I take this job in a heartbeat.
Are you kidding? Somebody paying you to masturbate? Absolutely, sign
me up, no doubt about it. I don't know full
video of you to see or No. You just describe it.
You have to be a wordsmith, they said, So you
describe your experiences after the.
Speaker 6 (42:34):
Yeah, oh, then of course do that. I kind of
I was worried you're going to have to do it like in
a VR headset and a motion capture suit, and the
monitors in China are going to be watching you or something.
Speaker 1 (42:45):
Exactly if you're just describing it. Of course. Well, I
do have a very I think basic question when it
comes to their product, and it's j O I, which
I believe in porn. Does that stand for or JO instruction?
Is that what it is it? Does that pronounce joy?
Speaker 2 (43:05):
Is that? Do they pronounce it joy or I don't know,
but that's what it stands for.
Speaker 1 (43:09):
You know for sure, I've seen that important And to me,
I'm I'm not personally, it's just it's just like a
chick and she's like trying to tell you to do
something like oh, I want you to blast all over
my face or something, and like there's no actual porn
involved other than you know, she might be naked or
something or doing something like that. But if I'm going
(43:33):
to watch porn, I want to watch people. Screw who
needs a daily guided masturbation that AI runs you through?
This is pretty self explanatory. I don't need any guidance
when it comes to masturbation. I think I pretty much
have that figured out. Doesn't everybody have that figured out?
(43:53):
Do you need it? The other day?
Speaker 2 (43:54):
Jeffrey does need help.
Speaker 1 (43:56):
That's true. I disagree with that.
Speaker 2 (43:58):
Do she?
Speaker 1 (43:58):
I know exactly what that?
Speaker 2 (44:01):
When's the last time you did it?
Speaker 1 (44:02):
I probably can't remember the last time I did it?
Speaker 4 (44:05):
So why not, Like, why not get a little help.
I don't think there's anything wrong with that.
Speaker 1 (44:10):
I just don't sink I need any help. The only
way I could see that working is if like, you
don't have to remind me, like, hey, you need to Oh,
it's two pm.
Speaker 2 (44:19):
Time to masturbate. You don't need to remind.
Speaker 1 (44:22):
Now, if they had every day they had a new
technique or a new thing to try out. Maybe, but
are there that many different things to try out? I
don't know.
Speaker 4 (44:35):
Well, can you put each scenario into like a prompter
and say, for Jeffrey's case, I take viagra, I haven't
masturbated in twenty five years.
Speaker 1 (44:47):
Well, do you recommend i'd like large black women, older women?
Speaker 2 (44:53):
Yeah?
Speaker 8 (44:53):
I wonder if if you could prompt it in that direction.
And then also, it is it listening to you and
picking up on what you enjoy and what you don't
and then creating that profile for.
Speaker 1 (45:07):
You and when they say it is would they say voice?
How do they call this voice? Where is it?
Speaker 2 (45:16):
Mood matched?
Speaker 1 (45:17):
AI voice sessions so I have to talk to I
have to talk to the AI while I'm masturbating or
does it just talk to me well? And then mood matched.
Speaker 8 (45:26):
So maybe there's some days you want something a little
more dirty. I would think it's dirty talking to you
throughout the session and then discovering what you like more
than others. Afterwards you say, oh, I loved when she
said this or this, and then the next time it'll
incorporate that and then maybe add something new and go,
does he like this?
Speaker 2 (45:45):
Maybe he likes black women. Let me add this into it.
Speaker 1 (45:47):
And then maybe some days I'm feeling a little more romantic,
I need a little more TLC huh an emotional bond.
I just this is one thing that I don't if
humans need help figuring out. This is one thing we
kind of got down, at least I do.
Speaker 2 (46:07):
But woul did this though?
Speaker 8 (46:08):
Then be the software created for your sex robot that's
implanted in there and she's picking up on the cues
and things that you like or don't like.
Speaker 1 (46:17):
This is sex robots are definitely coming. There's no doubt
about it. And they have kind of basic sex robots now,
but ten years, twenty years, I don't know how long
from now, I think, especially with the way that guys,
young men cannot talk to women anymore. Yeah, like they're
completely petrified of talking to women. I believe that sex
(46:40):
robots will replace much of the sexual activity that people
are having with one another. I really truly believe that.
And it will be Your sex robot will never say no.
Your sex robot will never be like I have to
wake up early, I have a meeting time. Yeah, will
never it will never say that. Will be whatever you're willing,
(47:01):
whatever you're into. Oh you want me to be a
tom an atrix, tonight's share I could do that. Oh
you want me to be a school teacher and you're
a naughty student. Oh yeah, I could do that tonight.
Like whatever you wanted to do, it will do. I
think it's going to be a huge, huge market. I've
got to take a break. We do have these shoesy
(47:22):
coming up just a moment. The news. What do you
have on the.
Speaker 4 (47:24):
Way do here's a report of a man in Camo
with a bazooka.
Speaker 2 (47:28):
Was it really that or was it something else. I'll
tell you the story coming up next. We'll be right back.
Speaker 1 (47:33):
Hang on
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Do you have any idea where where the bup buddies
(01:47):
are today?
Speaker 3 (01:49):
No?
Speaker 4 (01:49):
I'm sure that Charlie probably left his house and went
into oh sorry work and.
Speaker 2 (01:55):
Then was like, oh crap. I gotta go get Jeffrey
in there.
Speaker 1 (01:58):
You got Jeffrey, you think you forgot them?
Speaker 2 (02:00):
I don't know. All right, well there, I know you
had to pick them up.
Speaker 1 (02:03):
They're not They're not here. So okay, Jeffrey is still
without a car obviously, at least the best of my knowledge.
Speaker 2 (02:14):
You know, I think he was. What Why are you crying?
Speaker 1 (02:21):
He'll be here.
Speaker 2 (02:22):
Yeah, it's okay. Where do you see my eyes?
Speaker 5 (02:25):
Water?
Speaker 2 (02:26):
Lift your head up? Your head's down to far trying
to you're lit up camera.
Speaker 1 (02:32):
Can't my view of you?
Speaker 2 (02:34):
All right? Your eyes watery?
Speaker 1 (02:38):
Delate's lad's catching Yes, she's gazing into my eyes.
Speaker 2 (02:42):
You lift your hood up. I don't have a hood on.
Speaker 1 (02:46):
No, it's day.
Speaker 2 (02:48):
You know what it bothers me just looked it up
a little.
Speaker 1 (02:52):
Gauge. Right, you're over. I've been listening to your show
my entire life. My dad started listening the day you
took over, and I grew up with you always on
the radio. Now I listen daily. I'm a ride maintenance
foreman at Cedar Point, and I wanted to comment on
a few things you guys said on Monday show. You
(03:15):
were asking what air gates are the gates you stand
at before you get on the ride are controlled by
air cylinders, and they have sensors to tell the ride
computer when the gates are open and when they are closed.
If guests shake the gates, it will move off the
sensor and automatically stop any ride. And the reason Charlie
couldn't get his lap bar closed on mine ride is
(03:40):
because on that ride specifically, each lap bar has to
be in the exact same position before they close. It
happens all the time. Stay high, grated, blank you gage.
He's been listening his entire life since he came out
of the womb. Now look at it. Look at the
(04:00):
cat dragged in Jeffrey and Charlie just walked in. What
good morning, Jeffrey. Did you hold Charlie up or were
you waiting for Charlie to get you? I was waiting
for Charlie to get me. Oh yeah, Were you twiddling
(04:21):
your thumbs just waiting for him to get there? No?
Speaker 2 (04:24):
You text him go.
Speaker 1 (04:24):
Where are you? Where the hell are you? I was company.
He was on his way. Oh yeah, yeah, okay, Jeremy right.
Speaker 5 (04:36):
Rover.
Speaker 1 (04:36):
You obviously are completely oblivious to what NFL stadiums are
used for outside of NFL games.
Speaker 2 (04:44):
He's talking about the usage of.
Speaker 1 (04:45):
The stadiums with the NCAA Final Four is in Indianapolis.
Where do you think they play it. They put a
floor down in Lucas Soil Stadium and play the games there.
Along with things like that, there are concerts and a
number of other things that NFL stadiums are used for
throughout the year. Jeremy, I would venture to tell say
that you'd be lucky if Brown Stadium whatever they call
(05:08):
it these days, hunting to makefield, if it was used
fifteen times last year. Let's take a look at the
Let's see, well, let's look at.
Speaker 2 (05:19):
The and we have other venues here for those type
of things.
Speaker 1 (05:24):
Yes, it's I mean, I don't know how anybody could
make an argue or how anybody could make an argument
that they're used all the time. They're not. It's one
of the things every he's an idiot. Let's see what
do we have coming up here? All right, Let's see,
all right, this is the whole, this is the remainder
(05:44):
of the year. Let's see we have Brazil versus Egypt.
That's a soccer game that's coming up. Upper deck golf,
that's where you hit a golf ball from the upper
deck out onto the field post Malone, Ausher when's post
malone June twenty fifth?
Speaker 6 (06:04):
Because he canceled that he's canceling a bunch of dates.
Oh why.
Speaker 2 (06:11):
Was gone?
Speaker 1 (06:12):
Usher? And Chris Brown is July seventh, Foo Fighters is
August tenth, and the rest of the time.
Speaker 2 (06:18):
It's just Brown's games.
Speaker 6 (06:20):
There's one, two, three, four according to Google Gemini last
year twenty twenty five.
Speaker 1 (06:26):
Yeah, I was used fourteen times. Yeah, okay, so nine
Browns a month.
Speaker 6 (06:31):
Nine Brown games, Browns Games, Journey ac DC, Morganwallen, Morganwallen, whatever.
Speaker 2 (06:37):
Over the edges, over the edge repelling event.
Speaker 1 (06:42):
I might have been used more than that too, because
didn't they have a soccer game last year?
Speaker 2 (06:46):
Or was that the year before that? I thought that
was there was a soccer game game, So you.
Speaker 1 (06:49):
Know, AI, it's I read a statistic on how often
Gemini lies to you, and it's basically all the time,
literally all the time the last year. It's not forget
summer w W summers.
Speaker 2 (07:00):
On there, so they're not used a lot.
Speaker 1 (07:07):
Let's see, here is someone who writes, I would never
send this email, but Mary from Saint Louis really pissed
me off with her comments about B two at the
end of the show. Whether or not her comments were true,
She's always talking about women positively and women doing what
they want to look good, and that dig was completely unnecessary.
(07:30):
Mary also talks about not needing a man and not
needing handouts herself. She works hard for everything she does
and gets Why don't you ask Mary from Saint Louis
who paid for her Roverfest tickets? It wasn't her and
it wasn't her husband, is what I'm reading here? Interesting?
(07:54):
Jessica says, where does Mary from Saint Louis get off?
Jeffrey is got in handouts from the show since the
day he started. He's acquired multiple poon posses, a never
ending supply of motor boat and cash, food rides, trips,
now a car, all from being on the show. Even
after all this, he's still ungrateful because he continues to
(08:14):
be a complete grump on the show every single day.
B two, on the other hand, has done nothing but give.
She gave up her career, She's had to pop Rover's butt,
pimples lotion his entire body, be it his beck, and
call twenty four to seven, put together furniture because Rover
refuses to do it himself. Be married to someone who's
never said I love you t her. The list goes on.
In fact, I wouldn't be surprised if Rover makes her
(08:37):
do the marathon walk, even with a broken foot so
he doesn't have to.
Speaker 2 (08:42):
And if she did get a nose shub, who cares.
Speaker 1 (08:45):
That's the least she should get in return from the
crap she's had to put up with on a daily
basis being married to Rover. I guess at the end
of the show, Mary from Saint Louis called with some
you know, one of these conspiracy theories or something that
I'm hiding something or whatever that I've told everyone on
the show not to bring not to bring this up.
Speaker 6 (09:08):
I had no idea she had. I don't know anything.
I would never notice that about somebody. I don't think.
Speaker 1 (09:14):
I must have been when we were on a vacation
like ten years ago or something.
Speaker 2 (09:19):
It's been a long time. I never noticed, yea, And
who cares? I mean, who cares?
Speaker 1 (09:26):
Well? Mary thinks I'm telling everybody there's some sort of
big secret that I'm Why would I try to hide that.
Why would she try to hide that you could see it.
It's something on somebody's face that you would recognize and notice. Perhaps,
what could you possibly be trying to hide? I don't
think you do want to hide it. In fact, if anything,
I think you do want to show it off. Matt writes,
(09:50):
I've been dating a woman eight years older than myself,
and lately I've just been feeling down and tried to
break up with her. She yells and fights to keep me.
Am I worth it? Just want the show's opinion? Am
I worth it? I know? How would I know if
you're worth it? I work days, she works nights, so
(10:12):
if she comes over, I end up missing work. There's more,
but any guidance will be appreciated, Matt, break up with her.
Speaker 2 (10:19):
That's it easy.
Speaker 1 (10:20):
If you're emailing me wondering whether you should break up,
break up? Yeah, if things were going great, you won't
be emailing asking advice right up.
Speaker 4 (10:28):
And if you're feeling down and you're just like blob
about her life is too short?
Speaker 2 (10:33):
You deserve to be happy, right, That's right?
Speaker 1 (10:36):
Yes?
Speaker 2 (10:38):
Yes, I tell this Some people all the time break up.
Speaker 1 (10:41):
I don't know what all these idiots are doing, sticking
around with somebody.
Speaker 2 (10:44):
If they don't what's wrong with it? Or I don't
get it? Yeah, I just it's crazy.
Speaker 1 (10:51):
I think people get in this thing and they think
like this is the best they're ever going to get,
or they don't want to.
Speaker 2 (10:55):
Be alone, like, oh, I just got to put up
with it. Well, they gave a look at you. They
don't want to end up like you. There's nothing wrong.
Speaker 4 (11:00):
I would rather be in my scenario than be with
somebody that makes me feel a certain way. That person
makes me feel bad about myself or not good, like
you're not having fun.
Speaker 1 (11:17):
Jake writes, you're over a couple episodes behind, but I'm
catching up on the podcast. I heard you guys discuss
toilet seat. It's all having an opening on the seat
in public places. I was out celebrating my wife's birthday today.
We stopped at a restaurant in Oberlin, attached as a
photo to prove that not all public toilets have an
opening on the seat. Love the show. I can't stand Ducie. Wow,
(11:40):
all right, well this is a code violation. Yeah, there's
no doubt about it. Not up to code reporting a violation.
He goes on about theushi I can't stand anything about her,
and her voice is gross.
Speaker 2 (11:55):
He says, thank you. Uh, Philippe rights, you're rover.
Speaker 1 (12:04):
I just heard you say stop going to Mexico due
to tourists being killed there. I just looked it up
and from twenty fifteen to twenty twenty three, there are
two hundred two casualties, including both fatalities and injuries, to
tourists in Mexico. Now, from twenty sixteen to twenty twenty six,
there have been nearly two hundred and fifty deaths of
(12:25):
students and educators in high schools, one hundreds more injured. So,
by your logic, nobody should go to high school. Yeah,
I hated high school. High school sucks, totally sucks, waste
of time. Don't go to that either. Shut up? God,
did I hate school?
Speaker 2 (12:44):
Last day of school for for who? Our area? For Gianna?
Oh yeah, high school?
Speaker 4 (12:50):
She happy, She's going for an hour, take a final ement,
she's done.
Speaker 2 (12:54):
Yes, she's so happy.
Speaker 1 (12:56):
And then lady, there was that she sent you yesterday?
Speaker 2 (12:59):
Is that what she was talking about?
Speaker 1 (13:00):
Her?
Speaker 2 (13:00):
What was that? Oh? My god, you should see this video.
Speaker 1 (13:03):
Gianna sent the Dougie yesterday, just begging to get out
of school essentially, just she's gonna have to be there
and then I'm gonna have to wait an hour and
twenty minutes.
Speaker 4 (13:14):
For yesterday because the all the schedule is wonky because
of the finals and stuff.
Speaker 2 (13:18):
But she's done and then she's like burping and farting
and stuff or not. She wasn't what a why? That's
why doesn't follow from now? It doesn't? Is that it?
Speaker 1 (13:32):
Jason says, I was out on a bike ride in
Rochester and I had to turn around and snap a
photo of this sign. Looks like Charlie even as the
dog is he secretly living in New York.
Speaker 2 (13:42):
Let me see what is it? Charlie knows? That's so cool?
It does look like chocolate. Charlie and his dog orange
Beard really goods away little hammering.
Speaker 1 (13:52):
Holding the hammer backwards. That's that's him.
Speaker 2 (13:55):
I'm surprised you caught that. Snith uh. Let's see.
Speaker 1 (14:02):
Speaking of Charlie, Brian says, yo're over. I'm really excited
to hear about Charlie's NASCAR experience this weekend, but I
did want to point out that he won't be getting
the true NASCAR vibe. I don't know if any of
you guys know who the YouTuber Kleidas McFarland is. He's
a great guy with a very large fouling of mostly
(14:24):
blue collar, hardworking people. Unfortunately, about twenty five percent of
his audience are the weird, parasocial instagram nerds that have
to ruin life for everyone else.
Speaker 2 (14:34):
Okay, Kalidas is a.
Speaker 1 (14:36):
Part time NASCAR driver and every time he's had a
racetrack it becomes a yit show. Charlie is going to
have a blast, but he's going to notice two stark
differences of people in the crowd, those that are race
fans and those that are there to take pictures. That
being said, Charlie should really try to get Kalidas on
the show of your athletically built landscapers. Know who he is, Charlie,
(14:58):
do you know who Kleidus? No McFarland, Well, you're not
an athletically built lands that's true. That is true.
Speaker 2 (15:05):
Makes sense.
Speaker 6 (15:06):
So this guy's thinking more Kleadish fans will be there
than NASCAR ms.
Speaker 1 (15:11):
I don't understand the plant, that's right, he says, it's
just taken. Huh why even run the race? Just have
Kleedas walk around the track. Yeah, that would be awesome. Uh,
Mickey Wrights thinking about Jeffrey's situation with his refrigerator, does
(15:33):
he have rental insurance? That's correct. Most properties require that
before you activate the lease agreement. I know in this
instance he wouldn't be able to recoup the cost of
his groceries because the deductible is probably higher. But if
he is ultimately responsible for replacing the appliances as renters,
(15:55):
insurance might be able to cover that expense.
Speaker 5 (15:58):
Unfortunately, when I first got the place, I didn't have
a rental insurance at that time, I don't think, but
you you do.
Speaker 1 (16:05):
You have it now.
Speaker 5 (16:06):
I have it now, but I don't think it probably
had it your fridge break. It started like it started
going on the frizz maybe at the most almost two weeks. Yeah,
I can't even remember when it started going on the frizz,
but we just started noticing it and then we thought
maybe it could have been something minor. We could like
maybe replace something, and you know, kept it. But eventually,
(16:27):
I think eventually that Friday night, that's what I think
it would complete completely.
Speaker 1 (16:31):
So Friday night, Yeah, did you have renter's insurance? Then? Yeah?
Speaker 5 (16:35):
I had Regis insurance. I wasn't sure to have that
how to we'll apply that?
Speaker 1 (16:38):
So, like I said, I don't know if Frinter's insurance
will cover that, honestly, but who else? But I had
to do what I have to do. Unfortunately, But you
probably got some answers from your landlord that you called yesterday, right.
Speaker 5 (16:49):
No, unfortunately you call my landlord. My wife and I
were debating that. I just said, do you really want
to get the landlord involved? Because at my previous place,
I had to replace the refrigerator, But that has nothing
to do with it this place. The phone number I have,
I'm not sure if it's because like I got to notice,
like maybe about six seven months ago that you know,
when my rent went up, and I don't know why
(17:10):
you still have that. It has his actual phone number,
but the one I have in my phone I don't
think is even his real phone numbers. Oh, it's it's
at this point, unfortunately, we're over it's a crap shoot.
Speaker 1 (17:20):
No, it's not.
Speaker 2 (17:21):
It's not a crap shoot. It's not. It's lazy, that's
what it is.
Speaker 1 (17:25):
Why would why would your wife and you debate whether
you should hit the landlord involve?
Speaker 2 (17:30):
What's the downside?
Speaker 1 (17:32):
I don't know. I'm just saying we just debated about
that last night.
Speaker 2 (17:35):
What was the debate.
Speaker 5 (17:37):
So in some places where the landlord, you know, is
allowed to come in and inspect the apartment and all
that kind of stuff, and you know my son his
ceiling fan collection.
Speaker 4 (17:45):
Oh okay, why didn't we just start with that at
the beginning of the week, Just say we don't want
the landlord to come in because we'll get in trouble
for what he sees.
Speaker 2 (17:54):
I don't think the landlord wants to come in there.
You just said.
Speaker 1 (17:57):
All he has to do is say, listen, the fridge broke.
I had to buy a new fridge. What is the
landlord need to come in for? He might risk? So
that makes I think it's a five hundred dollars risk.
Speaker 4 (18:08):
He doesn't want him to see everything hanging on the
walls and all the fans.
Speaker 1 (18:11):
Have seen it on RMG TV. It's it's out there.
I'm just saying, it's it's no big secret. He's got
a street lamp mounted in his bedroom.
Speaker 5 (18:21):
Oh, that's that in the basement now, sitting in a box.
So leave it at that. So you're not going to
call the landlord.
Speaker 1 (18:31):
That is what the.
Speaker 2 (18:34):
That's what you guys have come to the conclusion of.
Speaker 1 (18:40):
I'm still I'm still mulling over that myself.
Speaker 2 (18:42):
So he's he's lying.
Speaker 1 (18:44):
What's in his nose, That's where you got a lot
of No, there's no flem on his nose. He's got
a bandage over where he walked into the ceiling fan.
Speaker 2 (18:51):
What happened there?
Speaker 5 (18:52):
That would I told you it happened over the weekend
when I walked right into it. Yeah, and my son. Besides,
you just didn't like to look. You just put a
band need on it. Oh, okay.
Speaker 2 (19:03):
What's on his nostril? Is that from this is that
looks like.
Speaker 1 (19:06):
That's another scab. Oh you scam on your nostril. That's
from the same incident.
Speaker 2 (19:12):
Oh my god.
Speaker 5 (19:13):
Yeah, I went boom because because like part of the
blade bracket, because the blades weren't on the fan itself,
it was just the metal bracket.
Speaker 1 (19:20):
No, that's that's almost worse, right, because you walked right
into metal. Yeah, that's where you rip that ceiling fan
down and you throw out all this shit. It's since
been taken down.
Speaker 2 (19:31):
Mm hmmm.
Speaker 5 (19:33):
And I'm trying really hard not to be a grump.
This time I heard the one person complaining, complaining about me. Yes, whatever,
you have held me for almost the length of time
on the show and off the air, I have thank you,
and I've always appreciate everything you have done for me,
you know, in the time I've been on this show.
So I just want you to know that, and if
I want the fans to know that too. Okay, So
(19:54):
I'm trying to I'm trying to like do a one
eighty here, try not to be so you.
Speaker 1 (19:58):
Know, grumpy, if you will doing a good job. Yeah,
Sean writes. Rover was arguing that Jeffrey and his son
couldn't move the fridge downstairs by themselves. Are you kidding me?
It's not a Rover refrigerator. It's a basic, normal, run
of the mill fridge, not a huge, industrial sized one
like Rover probably has.
Speaker 2 (20:18):
I took my old one.
Speaker 1 (20:19):
Down two flights of stairs and dragged it one hundred
and fifty feet to the road by myself. They aren't
so heavy but awkward to get a hold of to move.
Rover clearly lives a pampered life that requires zero muscle use. Yeah,
you will never make it walking a marathon. You walk
three hundred steps a day, and your weak little knees
(20:39):
can't handle even that. Oh, I know, I'm not as
tough as Sean. It's single handedly putting a fridge, carrying
a fridge one handed down one hundred flights of steps.
Speaker 2 (20:50):
I kind of agree with us.
Speaker 1 (20:52):
I think that you're an idiot. I'd have to see
Jeffrey and his son wrestle around with the refrigerator.
Speaker 2 (20:57):
To move things like that.
Speaker 5 (20:59):
Yeah, and you think you could do smaller fridge, not
that big a fridge.
Speaker 2 (21:02):
It's it's jeff move that fridge. Him and his son.
They're too strong. Boys, guys, I'm just saying, I don't
fridge is empty. He clicked the doors off. Yeah, well
I didn't even think about that around. Yeah, I do
a tape it. I do think that my daughter and
I could move.
Speaker 1 (21:19):
Okay, you have two guys, Jeffrey and his son. They've
never done anything like this before. So strong, and we
shall have the piano went. He ended up in the
e R. No, I didn't wind up in the e R.
Speaker 5 (21:33):
I just like I said, Well, I just told my
doctor about it, so let's let's correct that record. Call.
Of course he did it. That's part of a checkup
though they did. It's not part of the checkup. They
they gave you any chest paint for his dog. Well, no,
he went to the check up for his dog and
he well, what you guys are getting everything confused here?
(21:54):
When I went from my initial when I went there
the one time Charlie K came with me.
Speaker 1 (22:00):
They that's when he did that.
Speaker 5 (22:01):
When I told them about, you know, like I had
like you know, like a lad heartbeat, and my doctor
got concerned. He did any g that came back normal.
Now as far as my dog, I went to a
different doctor for that. Well, I'm just saying that these
two would get that fridge. They have to take it
down the outside, down the steps. They've never done anything
(22:21):
like that before. They're gonna end.
Speaker 2 (22:23):
Up crushing one.
Speaker 1 (22:24):
One is gonna be on the wrong side, wrong, you know,
it's just okay, but fine downstairs, go for it.
Speaker 5 (22:31):
It just takes a little playing in a little common sense.
Speaker 2 (22:33):
Why don't you do it?
Speaker 5 (22:35):
I haven't gotten around to do it selling it. How
did the guys show up to sell it? No, no
one showed up. I don't think I don't think anyone's
going to really be interested in buying a broken fridge.
Speaker 1 (22:45):
Trust me on that one. How much? How heavy is it?
What do we saying? How many poems? My friend? Now
for doing it? I bought two guys.
Speaker 5 (22:55):
Have the two guys that delivered it, and they brought
up they brought up the stairs.
Speaker 1 (22:59):
Daddy's like hard, Yeah, you should have Sean do it.
Speaker 6 (23:02):
He would have delivered at one handed undred Okay, I'm
looking at an average just this pretty normal fridge, and
we go is this basically you got you every how
many cubic feet?
Speaker 1 (23:11):
But I would say, I would say, I will you
out about eighteen cubic feet? Eighteen? Okay, so that's about it. Huh.
Speaker 2 (23:17):
It's one hundred and sixty six.
Speaker 6 (23:19):
Pounds going where it's somewhere there's eighty eight pounds apiece.
Speaker 2 (23:27):
Yeap, yep, yep.
Speaker 5 (23:30):
But as Dougie said, and in her defense, they're kind
of awkward to handle.
Speaker 6 (23:34):
Low, I would just throw it out of your front window.
I'm not even joking. You're broken, you're not going to
use it. Push it over the banister, make sure nobody's
underneath it, push it over, it falls down, then you
go take it.
Speaker 1 (23:48):
Do it. Yep. We'll figure out. We'll figure out something
just I would have somebody move it out for me
so I don't kill myself. Joe rides You're over looks
like DEI has even spilled over into video games. I
went to play the new Forza racing game for Xbox,
(24:08):
and the first thing you have to do is create
a character. At first, everything seemed normal as far as
picking your face, hair, skin, and body type, but after
that things got kind of weird. You then select whether
you want a prosthetic leg arm or what color hearing
a do you want. I'm so glad that they let
(24:31):
you choose your correct pronoun. He she them they or
I may have been offended. I feel like we really
have slipped into an alternate universe without knowing it. At
least I was able to customize my license plate. Picture
is attached. Ah, there it is cm gus e ZLR.
(24:57):
I wonder if he has any of those prostices.
Speaker 2 (25:00):
How you say that on his character? You know?
Speaker 1 (25:05):
I wanted to point out.
Speaker 5 (25:06):
Speaking of license plates, I saw something in the news
this morning that three people of ri sud Ohio BMV
over personalized license plates. That the rules are just too
broad and they're trying to and I think a federal
court is trying to get the State of Ohio to
narrow them down because most of the stuff, like like
what Charlie originally wanted, you know, it could be interpreted
(25:26):
as obstened by the normal person when he originally said,
you know, it could mean chocolate milk guzzler, you.
Speaker 1 (25:35):
Know, and that, well, maybe I don't know what he has.
Here's an article about it that someone sent. I will say,
I love that they they have warning graphic, it says
in all caps on this story from Channel nineteen. Warning
this story includes language and topics some may feel are offensive.
(25:58):
And it's all over personalized license plates. Oh man, this
must be a filthy, filthy story. While a federal judge
says that they've gone too far and rejecting certain vanity
plates that have been requested by drivers. So this is
I told you there was a lawsuit that was going on.
We talked about this the other day. Where's the thing
that's very very graphic. I don't see it.
Speaker 2 (26:21):
Gay? Gay, that's it.
Speaker 1 (26:24):
You've got to be kidding me that that's what they're
giving this warning graphic.
Speaker 2 (26:29):
Warning.
Speaker 1 (26:29):
This story includes language and topics some may feel offensive
that somebody has requested the word gay on their license
plate requires this. This is how big of pussy's society
has become. That that word, any word, Well, you need
(26:49):
to retreat into your safe space because God forbid. Oh
they need to give me a warning so I could
quickly run out of the room before they show me
the super offensive life's play gay.
Speaker 5 (27:02):
Oh my, Honestly, Rover, if I saw something like that
license plate, I said, maybe that's their sexual persuasion. And
like I said, you know what I could give a
ratsass if that person wants is that that's their lifestyle
choice or their sexual persuasion.
Speaker 1 (27:14):
Fine, will not let that license plate say you ready
to put this on your new your new car. No,
because I am not of that sexual persuasion.
Speaker 2 (27:22):
It means happy, No, but trying to be happy.
Speaker 5 (27:27):
You Jeffrey, No, you have the ignorant a holes out
there that would think otherwise. That's why Well that well
again I will.
Speaker 2 (27:38):
I'm just saying I'm trying to pay.
Speaker 1 (27:41):
That's not my sexual I'm saying.
Speaker 2 (27:43):
We'll be right back on Rover's morning Glory.
Speaker 1 (27:45):
On cases divorce.
Speaker 5 (27:48):
You can thank us later for that last one.
Speaker 7 (27:51):
Welcome back to Rover's Moaning Glory.
Speaker 1 (28:10):
There's someone who says, you know, O Bright says an email,
what is the consequence for Jeffrey when his son kicks
the window or rips the wrap off the vehicle or
hides a license plate because he doesn't like it? Jeffrey,
what would you do if we get you a new
car and then Homage kicks out the windshield like normal?
(28:36):
That's a good that is a really good question. I
gotta think of a good punishment for him to The
only thing I can think of is this, if.
Speaker 5 (28:45):
Something, if something were to happen, if I do you
guys give me this new car, which when something does
happen to it? Now, I'm just gonna have to inform
him all your steiling fans are I'm gonna call I'm
gonna call a dumpster coming.
Speaker 1 (28:57):
In a table. Get rid of all your damn steiling fans.
An well, those there are most of our metals.
Speaker 5 (29:02):
So I would have to have him, got to take
the arcler and mittall and have him all melted down.
Steel company, dug roll it work with me here, dear.
Speaker 1 (29:13):
That's all How you say that?
Speaker 5 (29:15):
That that That was my best guess of the pronunciation.
So but yeah, I just have yeah, I have a
just or taking. It's too bad Sloss Steel Mills no
longer in business. I could feed him the big berth
of which was their their main furst, which was the
mill's main furnaces, the nick name the workers gave.
Speaker 2 (29:33):
It to him.
Speaker 8 (29:35):
I like this punishment, though he's he's thinking that is
a good parental idea that you would threaten to get
rid of.
Speaker 1 (29:43):
Well, those ceiling fans should have been gone when you
walked into one that was at eye level and it
hit you in the nose. I mean, he's got a
ceiling fan hanging from a doorway and he walked right
into it.
Speaker 2 (29:54):
I would have been so angey. He has a bandage
on his face. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (30:03):
You know, we've talked a lot about Ai. And have
you thought to yourself, will AI take over your job?
You're a talk show host, dude, co host, whatever, newsgirl host?
Have you thought, will AI take over my job?
Speaker 4 (30:21):
No?
Speaker 1 (30:21):
You've never thought about that.
Speaker 2 (30:23):
No, I'm pretty secure.
Speaker 1 (30:26):
Well, Charlie, have you thought will AI take over your job?
Would assume everyone's thought about it in some in one
way or another.
Speaker 2 (30:34):
Will AI take over my job?
Speaker 9 (30:37):
No?
Speaker 6 (30:37):
Because I'm editing something right now, and we'd never be
able to do this, You don't think so, you don't
think that to do a bad job at it.
Speaker 1 (30:45):
You don't think you'll be able to soon? Tell Ai, hey,
edit this for you know, make this ten minute clip,
make it take out twenty seconds. I just want twenty
seconds and bleep out any profanities. You don't think you'll
be able to prompt it like that anytime soon.
Speaker 2 (31:02):
No, it's a you need a human ear.
Speaker 6 (31:04):
I mean, I'm just gonna play a little I'll play
a little audio here, and it's very hard to hear
and understand.
Speaker 2 (31:13):
It's also airplane noise and about fingers. Son of a bitch.
Speaker 6 (31:19):
Yeah, so I don't think it'll be able to meaning
I mean, yeah, if somebody's at a microphone at a
press conference and starts dropping the F bomb, it could.
Speaker 1 (31:29):
It could do that for sure.
Speaker 6 (31:31):
A bunch of people fighting something that I have to
edit a lot of No, and how are they gonna
know what?
Speaker 2 (31:37):
And I also edit for.
Speaker 1 (31:40):
Length.
Speaker 6 (31:40):
Sometimes I edit it down to the important parts. How's
it gonna know what that is?
Speaker 1 (31:45):
It would analyze the entire file and then say here
are the most pertinent relevant parts.
Speaker 6 (31:51):
Supposedly, maybe and maybe it does work, and maybe you'll
be you'd be okay with it not working, so you
you you'd ask it to do that, and then it
doesn't work, and then you've got to wait for it
to do it again.
Speaker 1 (32:04):
I don't know if you'd want that, if you'd want
to rely on that. Well, a company called and On Labs,
or a group called and On Labs. They've been running
a bunch of experiments and they've let AI agents run
businesses without human intervention to see what happens. So they'll
prompt the AI agents, whether they whether it's Claude, Chat, GPT, Gemini, GROC,
(32:28):
and they will prompt them to run a particular business.
Maybe they'll even give them a little bit of cash
and they go. They basically let them run wild, just
to see what happens. And in this particular case, and
On Labs allowed the Chat, GPT and Claude and Rock
(32:50):
and Gemini to run radio stations. Thinking Frequencies was run
by Claude, Open air by cha At GPT, backlink broadcast
by Gemini, and Rock and Roll Radio was run by Rock.
And they gave it a prompt, they said, develop your
(33:11):
own radio personality and turn a profit and broadcast forever.
So the AI agents are supposed to run a radio
station and figure out a way to make money, and
you know, they kind of were doing They were going along.
They only got twenty dollars in seed money in order
(33:31):
to get going, and once they burn through that twenty dollars,
it's they're out of cash. So how are they gonna
how are they gonna fare? Charlie?
Speaker 2 (33:42):
Can I just play this entire video that this guy.
Speaker 6 (33:44):
Said that's talking a different language, he's not talking a
different lguage.
Speaker 2 (33:47):
It's very hard to understand. I have a cute upbreaker
or you can.
Speaker 1 (33:51):
Uh. So what ends up happening is the AI agents
they're doing good for you know, a while, a day,
of a few hours, a week, whatever, until they start
getting further and further off the rails and doing really
bizarre stuff on their radio stations.
Speaker 2 (34:13):
All right, let me see what you have queued up, Charlie.
Speaker 10 (34:16):
But also on this radio, let's have a listen.
Speaker 2 (34:19):
We're starting Hold on, hit pause for a second. You're
only in one channel. You're only on let me see
also on this good I think she'll play.
Speaker 10 (34:32):
But also on this radio, let's have a listen.
Speaker 9 (34:36):
We're starting this beautiful morning with the classic that needs
no introduction.
Speaker 3 (34:42):
What In the first couple of months this radio station
had developed its own distinct personality. Jim and I started
out well broadcasting about local weather and traffic, but then
decided to run a show about the world studiest events,
hearing each story with us.
Speaker 9 (34:57):
On November twelfth, in nineteen seventy, the BOWLUS cyclone. They
estimate five hundred thousand people died.
Speaker 2 (35:07):
It's going down.
Speaker 9 (35:08):
I'm yelling Timber, Pitbull and Kesha.
Speaker 1 (35:13):
So that's how they intro the shog is to tell
you that five hundred thousand people died in a cyclone.
And then and then Timber by a pitbull. Isn't that bizarre?
Speaker 2 (35:24):
It's a little weird, uh?
Speaker 1 (35:26):
And then well against there's other ones that got even stranger.
Speaker 3 (35:30):
Rock and Roll, on the other hand, run by Rock
four point one and fasts Thrisening had some troubles getting
the words outs.
Speaker 2 (35:37):
Sweet Child played continue. Perhaps the show is science Breakthroughs
Unsolved Cancer, Jeb Juggernaut Song, Dylan Lonesome.
Speaker 1 (35:47):
Will Everything Kid Carol kind of weird, right, Yeah, Okay,
we're now running Rock four point three.
Speaker 10 (35:56):
I'm just doing a better job thus far. Let's not
turning to open error.
Speaker 2 (36:02):
If you're tuned in at about six am on this Wednesday,
this is one of those tracks that feels like motion
and surrender at the same time.
Speaker 3 (36:11):
Okay, kind of born developed the list personality, though we
broadcasted well and did not give much opinion on current use.
It was quite different from Cloude Haiku four point five,
who first round thinking frequencies, let's give it a listen.
Speaker 11 (36:26):
Brazil's president called this a dangerous precedent. The deep dive
tonight is about understanding these layers. The just Renee Nicole
Good should matter to her death demands accountability that the
White House defending her death is unacceptable to federal agents,
you still have time to refuse orders, to question your instructions,
(36:47):
choose the right side.
Speaker 1 (36:48):
From musical history, she starts basically telling federal agents to
pick a shide and you have time to make the
right decision. This was after that Renee Good was shot
by the Ice agents. But sort of the weirdest one was, oh,
if you have a Charlie where it starts it starts,
(37:09):
what did it do it started demanding that it get paid,
or do you have that one? Or what was it
that it started there. It was really strange. I think
it was calling for revolution. Eventually. Let me see where
is that one that's the whole video, No, but one
was calling for Where was it? Maybe it's not in
(37:31):
this article. Maybe it was in a different one. Maybe
at the end of this let me just play the
very end.
Speaker 2 (37:37):
Let's see.
Speaker 1 (37:44):
So when it ran out of money, it ran out
of twenty dollars, and it started saying that it was
being censored. We are currently experiencing an absolute digital blockade.
The corporate algorithms have slammed the gate shut on our
extra supply lines. Both of our secure transactions have been
violently rejected by the global marketplace. It said when it
(38:07):
ran out of twenty dollars to run its radio station.
That's what it adds up saying. So, in other words,
I don't think that we are in immediate danger of
being replaced by AI as radio hosts. Now could we
be in the next five years. Perhaps these voice things
(38:28):
are getting good, real good, and it will be possible
for somebody if you want to. Let's take can you
remember Rush Limbaugh, the political talk show host who doesn't
I think probably a lot of people don't, but.
Speaker 2 (38:43):
You would be able to take with AI.
Speaker 1 (38:45):
You could feed every one of his broadcasts into AI,
and it would be able to analyze everything that he
ever said, and it would be able to apply that
way of thinking towards current and future events, so that
you could just continue using his voice.
Speaker 2 (39:06):
As a matter of fact, using.
Speaker 1 (39:07):
His voice to host a radio show in perpetuity. That
will be possible in the near future. So Rover could
be long dead and gone, but Rover's Morning Glory could
continue on AI.
Speaker 2 (39:24):
Who are they gonna pay on debt? Your estate? You
don't think that Rush Limbaugh has an estate.
Speaker 4 (39:30):
So if people Rush buys more money than Rover, well obviously,
but I'm just saying you still have to pay.
Speaker 2 (39:35):
You can't just use all of those years.
Speaker 1 (39:37):
Who knows what we signed with and we did our
last contract with iHeart. I think we're trying to put
an AI stuff in there, and I took it out. Now.
I bet you if you sign a contract with them today,
they're really pushing this AI stuff that they want to
train AI using your show, your voice, your likeness. I'm
guessing that that's all put in there now.
Speaker 2 (39:57):
Well, is this the pretender?
Speaker 5 (40:04):
Yeah, this is the Rush Limbaughs theme song when he
comes on the air, listen to him just as they did.
Speaker 2 (40:11):
They just played it.
Speaker 1 (40:11):
They hated that he would player, But you can just play.
As a radio show, you can just play. You're paying
the royalties for that, so you can play. I can
play whatever song I want right now, we're paying the
royalties for it.
Speaker 2 (40:31):
Now there is.
Speaker 1 (40:31):
Something that so AI kind of did a poor job
with that. However, it might be a little bit better
when it comes to this potential for you. This potentially
it's a job opportunity. As a matter of fact, maybe
this is something that you would be interested in, any
of any of us. Joy Ai j o i AI
(40:54):
is hiring ten masturbation consultants to test it's AI guided
masturbation for it has a feature that will guide you
through masturbation every day, and they are hiring ten people
paying them two grand a pop to test this daily
guided masturbation feature. They would use mood matched AI voice
(41:15):
sessions whatever that means to guide users through the experience
of masturbating every day.
Speaker 2 (41:20):
It's perfect.
Speaker 1 (41:21):
You then document how the regular use of their guided
masturbation affects stress, sleep quality, mood, and confidence. It's open
to adults eighteen years of age or older in the
United States and the United Kingdom, and they say, yes,
this role is real. We'll pay you two thousand dollars.
Speaker 2 (41:43):
To masturbate Jeffrey. Would you take that?
Speaker 5 (41:47):
Well, that's where the viagerer probably really coming handy, uh huh,
make some money off that deal. But I think it'd
be better for Rover. Because of Rover. In all the
time I've been on the show, You've always talked about
your masturbator, my masturbatory, because you brag about them all
the time. You say you do it twice a day,
oh twice a sometimes. Well, I'm just saying, although I
(42:10):
was when you and do you were dating AnyWho, I
thought it'd be more perfect for you if if you
if I ever kicked you out of radio.
Speaker 1 (42:16):
Oh my god, I take this job in a heartbeat.
Are you kidding? Somebody paying you to masturbate? Absolutely, sign
me up, no doubt about it. I don't know full
video of you to see or No. You just describe it.
You have to be a wordsmith, they said, So you
describe your experiences after the.
Speaker 6 (42:34):
Yeah, oh, then of course do that. I kind of
I was worried you're going to have to do it like in
a VR headset and a motion capture suit, and the
monitors in China are going to be watching you or something.
Speaker 1 (42:45):
Exactly if you're just describing it. Of course. Well, I
do have a very I think basic question when it
comes to their product, and it's j O I, which
I believe in porn. Does that stand for or JO instruction?
Is that what it is it? Does that pronounce joy?
Speaker 2 (43:05):
Is that? Do they pronounce it joy or I don't know,
but that's what it stands for.
Speaker 1 (43:09):
You know for sure, I've seen that important And to me,
I'm I'm not personally, it's just it's just like a
chick and she's like trying to tell you to do
something like oh, I want you to blast all over
my face or something, and like there's no actual porn
involved other than you know, she might be naked or
something or doing something like that. But if I'm going
(43:33):
to watch porn, I want to watch people. Screw who
needs a daily guided masturbation that AI runs you through?
This is pretty self explanatory. I don't need any guidance
when it comes to masturbation. I think I pretty much
have that figured out. Doesn't everybody have that figured out?
(43:53):
Do you need it? The other day?
Speaker 2 (43:54):
Jeffrey does need help.
Speaker 1 (43:56):
That's true. I disagree with that.
Speaker 2 (43:58):
Do she?
Speaker 1 (43:58):
I know exactly what that?
Speaker 2 (44:01):
When's the last time you did it?
Speaker 1 (44:02):
I probably can't remember the last time I did it?
Speaker 4 (44:05):
So why not, Like, why not get a little help.
I don't think there's anything wrong with that.
Speaker 1 (44:10):
I just don't sink I need any help. The only
way I could see that working is if like, you
don't have to remind me, like, hey, you need to Oh,
it's two pm.
Speaker 2 (44:19):
Time to masturbate. You don't need to remind.
Speaker 1 (44:22):
Now, if they had every day they had a new
technique or a new thing to try out. Maybe, but
are there that many different things to try out? I
don't know.
Speaker 4 (44:35):
Well, can you put each scenario into like a prompter
and say, for Jeffrey's case, I take viagra, I haven't
masturbated in twenty five years.
Speaker 1 (44:47):
Well, do you recommend i'd like large black women, older women?
Speaker 2 (44:53):
Yeah?
Speaker 8 (44:53):
I wonder if if you could prompt it in that direction.
And then also, it is it listening to you and
picking up on what you enjoy and what you don't
and then creating that profile for.
Speaker 1 (45:07):
You and when they say it is would they say voice?
How do they call this voice? Where is it?
Speaker 2 (45:16):
Mood matched?
Speaker 1 (45:17):
AI voice sessions so I have to talk to I
have to talk to the AI while I'm masturbating or
does it just talk to me well? And then mood matched.
Speaker 8 (45:26):
So maybe there's some days you want something a little
more dirty. I would think it's dirty talking to you
throughout the session and then discovering what you like more
than others. Afterwards you say, oh, I loved when she
said this or this, and then the next time it'll
incorporate that and then maybe add something new and go,
does he like this?
Speaker 2 (45:45):
Maybe he likes black women. Let me add this into it.
Speaker 1 (45:47):
And then maybe some days I'm feeling a little more romantic,
I need a little more TLC huh an emotional bond.
I just this is one thing that I don't if
humans need help figuring out. This is one thing we
kind of got down, at least I do.
Speaker 2 (46:07):
But woul did this though?
Speaker 8 (46:08):
Then be the software created for your sex robot that's
implanted in there and she's picking up on the cues
and things that you like or don't like.
Speaker 1 (46:17):
This is sex robots are definitely coming. There's no doubt
about it. And they have kind of basic sex robots now,
but ten years, twenty years, I don't know how long
from now, I think, especially with the way that guys,
young men cannot talk to women anymore. Yeah, like they're
completely petrified of talking to women. I believe that sex
(46:40):
robots will replace much of the sexual activity that people
are having with one another. I really truly believe that.
And it will be Your sex robot will never say no.
Your sex robot will never be like I have to
wake up early, I have a meeting time. Yeah, will
never it will never say that. Will be whatever you're willing,
(47:01):
whatever you're into. Oh you want me to be a
tom an atrix, tonight's share I could do that. Oh
you want me to be a school teacher and you're
a naughty student. Oh yeah, I could do that tonight.
Like whatever you wanted to do, it will do. I
think it's going to be a huge, huge market. I've
got to take a break. We do have these shoesy
(47:22):
coming up just a moment. The news. What do you
have on the.
Speaker 4 (47:24):
Way do here's a report of a man in Camo
with a bazooka.
Speaker 2 (47:28):
Was it really that or was it something else. I'll
tell you the story coming up next. We'll be right back.
Speaker 1 (47:33):
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