WED PT 2: Rover walked three whole miles

JLR is obsessed with Rover's masturbation habits. A woman's leg was bitten off by a shark. Rover walked three whole miles.

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:01):
Still number one, still addicting, and still.

Speaker 2 (00:04):
Something you're afraid to admit that you love. Welcome back
to Rover's Morning Glory. Chizzy is coming up in just
a moment. What do you have on the way to do?

Speaker 3 (00:16):
There are reports of a person in Camo with a bazooka.

Speaker 2 (00:21):
Uh huh, what was going on?

Speaker 3 (00:24):
I'll tell you how. It could be a little deceiving.
I'll have the story for you coming up next.

Speaker 2 (00:29):
We're gonna do that in just a moment. Let's see here.
Melissa says, what if your sex robot says, ooh, that's nasty.
I'm not doing that. Well, you deactivate them, you take them,
you take the battery out, you show bitch, I'll show you.
Oh that would be the worst if your sex robot.
If you're too filthy for your sex robot. Uh Rachel says,

(00:53):
I want to feel the weight of a man, not
a robot. I won't vote. I won't be going the
direction of a sex robot. I enjoy the interaction with people.
Oh yes, that's what I enjoy the most too, is
the small chit chat before and after sex.

Speaker 4 (01:10):
You know, does whole sex robot and all the technology involved.
We're going down a really slippery slope. What if they
have what the robot actually develops its own personality. The
point you brought up when your sex robot says you
want to do this to that the other and the
robot says it's it's oh no, that's too dirty, and
then you say you take the batteries out. That's the

(01:30):
slippery slope of the technology being developed to the point
where the robot would have its own individually functioning personality.

Speaker 2 (01:37):
Now Rachel wants to feel the weight of a man.
You might be perfect for her, Jeffrey. Someone commented earlier
that your gut is hanging over your belt, wondering how
that low sodium diet is going today. I got some
weight to lose, though, What are you laughing at Chrystal?

Speaker 5 (01:53):
The fact that he had to like push his stomach
back to even look at his belt, He like.

Speaker 2 (01:58):
Pus fit in.

Speaker 4 (02:00):
My brother will Actually, these shorts are a little larger
than what I would normally wear because my brother in
last swung by yes and dropped down some clothes not anymore.
So we kind of picked through in my figure. I
found a couple of nice little pairs of shorts I
can work in and what'd you dinner last night? Oh,
we meet homemieesop tacos last night.

Speaker 2 (02:18):
You make these?

Speaker 1 (02:18):
You make those a lot. That's little taco night. That's great.
What do you What did you bring for lunch today?
I have a little container of some expectable to my
wife mom had from that.

Speaker 2 (02:27):
That's it. Like the other day. That's it. That's it's
not enough.

Speaker 4 (02:31):
So I'll have to probably stop and get one of
those gas station sandwiches.

Speaker 2 (02:35):
So you don't have a carp.

Speaker 4 (02:37):
I know that, I know, I try. That's that's the
only thing I'm gonna be eating today. So you're wondering,
I'm just wondering if youre playing it out. I'm not
trying to make fun of you. I'm just wondering, did
you forget you don't have a car? I remember, while
I just gonna pike, just go over a little place
across the street and grab something justin right.

Speaker 2 (02:52):
So I've listened for six years and ninety five percent
of the time that Rover's masturbatory habits come up, it's
Jeffery talking about them, not Ver.

Speaker 4 (03:01):
Well, you have talked about them interkind. You're you're mentioning them. Unfortunately,
it is getting grain in my head down. Oh yeah,
you can't let me out of your mind.

Speaker 2 (03:15):
I can't quit you. Oh I can quit you. It's
just that you just bring them up all the time. Okay.
And uh, boys, you master make more times in one
day than Jeffrey showers in a week, Joy shower more
than four times a week. Tradeck says, I would tell
my sex robot to believe that I'm having sex with

(03:35):
Crystal and have her rub those big milky Mexican bombs
all over me. I guess it's a different Crystal since
I'm Puerto Rican. Yes, yes, this Crystal would be her
Puerto Rican puppies being rubbed all over you. And JRB
says sex robots before a moon base. M that isn't

(03:59):
that really interesting question? We have real dolls. Yeah, but
I'm you know what I mean, like a sex a
real sex robot, something that's gonna pix into the room
at least is Oh, I don't know.

Speaker 1 (04:14):
You see those things freak out and how powerful they are,
and you're that things.

Speaker 2 (04:20):
You're mounting it or it's mounting you and on your unit.
You're gone. It's a hydraulic press, I believe, boy, that's
a good one. Now they keep saying that they're going
to have this moon base. When they say they're gonna
start building that like in two or three years, No way,
it's not going to happen. Boy, I would say sex

(04:44):
robots before a moon base is completed. Maybe they'll start
a moon base, but before a moon base is actually completed,
they will have like hyper realistic sex robots that will
be able to like use AI to talk filthy to
you and do whatever you want. Yeah, we base, We
have basic versions of that now. And Chris says, I

(05:06):
love how Dougie looks down on Jeffrey for his thing
not working and not masturbating while she hasn't masturbated or
gotten laid in twenty years. Situation. Oh, once you found
that off campus show, I think all of us are
in agreement. Right, she's have you watched it? No? No,
she's diddling to off the campus right? Yeah? Oh yeah,

(05:28):
to watch There's no doubt a podcast you really obsessed
with some masturbations off campus.

Speaker 3 (05:34):
Have your wife watch it for what she'll love it.
She'll say, I wish my husband treated me like this,
but I don't.

Speaker 2 (05:43):
Even know what it is. It's a movie.

Speaker 3 (05:46):
Watch it. It's a series series movie. O good, the
guys are so hot? You want to see pictures of
how hot these guys are?

Speaker 2 (05:56):
No, No, why would Why would I want to watch
a show where it's a bunch of hot dudes they
hot chicks. Yeah, which, there's a little cheese in there,
but it's really good cheese. What do you mean there's cheese?
Little some of it's a little cheesy. Now I can
tell you whatever the hell that is. I wouldn't like it.
I'm not gonna like it. She can't get enough. It's enough.

(06:17):
I've had enough of her liking it.

Speaker 6 (06:19):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (06:19):
I don't understand how when you like something, I can
be that annoying. Yeah, just like something in a normal way. Yeah,
but remember I did like what Taylor Swift. She has
to pretend like she's the world largest Taylor Swift freaking
off her daughter for some reason. And your fifteenth Do you.

Speaker 3 (06:35):
Remember I told you the numbers from viewing streams for
twenty twenty six? Remember I said this Stranger Things won.
This series has surpassed all of.

Speaker 2 (06:51):
That that surpassed Stranger Things because you Yeah, no, maybe
as of right now, because nobody's watching Stranger things because
it's not out maybe for like a week, a week
the past week. I'm telling you no, no, nobody, Yeah
I don't. I don't think so either. This is it
is impossible. Out of your mind Amazon. Maybe it's because
the dougi rewinding and watching this masturbation scene over and

(07:14):
over again, you're juicing the numbers, so to speak. Prime Video. Yes,
strange things. Was Netflix anyway like stream it was streaming?
It was it just Netflix? You know what I mean? No,
we don't.

Speaker 7 (07:26):
It was streaming. It wasn't Netflix. Why streaming. It didn't
matter where it streamed on. It was the numbers of
being streamed. What what words? Streaming words?

Speaker 2 (07:39):
But if you're not on netflixtringing them together, if it's
series is on Netflix, the streaming numbers are going to
come from Netflix. When you're like, it's not just Netflix,
it's streaming. That's what Netflix is off campus. All eight
episodes premiered on May thirteenth. It was on Prime reported
the series reached thirty six million viewers in the first
twelve days of stream making it the third most watched

(08:02):
series launch in Amazon Primes Services history. Oh the same thing.

Speaker 3 (08:08):
Yeah, that's not at all, not even. Yeah, it is
the best. I'm said, it was great, So just watch it.
I bet you your wife would like it.

Speaker 2 (08:16):
Snitz Derek, Sis, how come Jeffrey can't remember to turn
his microphone on? But your masturbation habits are ingrained in
his brain.

Speaker 4 (08:26):
I haven't figured that out yet, and I'm trying to
get better remember him to turn the mic on before
I speak. Maybe we need and make sure that my
mind and my mind and my mouth are kind of
in sync.

Speaker 2 (08:38):
Could we make the microphone button a picture of me masturbating.

Speaker 8 (08:42):
So.

Speaker 4 (08:44):
No need to constantly want to touch that. That's too extreme.

Speaker 5 (08:47):
I have to press that button too, So yeah, and
then Christ and I remember Christ and I have to
share a microphone.

Speaker 2 (08:54):
Unfortunately, but Douji, are you ready for these?

Speaker 4 (08:58):
Isn't?

Speaker 8 (08:59):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (08:59):
Here we go, Hizzy on Rollers Morning Glory.

Speaker 3 (09:03):
Okay, so we're still talking about the disappearance of the
Michigan woman Lynette Hooker from the Bahamas.

Speaker 2 (09:12):
In April, and then her husband's like, I don't know,
she fell over, I couldn't get her, and she swept away,
officially being.

Speaker 3 (09:21):
Investigated as possible foreign murder of a US national.

Speaker 2 (09:24):
I just don't understand how you improve that the guy
just is honest, he sticks to his story. As far
as I'm concerned, you would never be able to well
prove that he killed her.

Speaker 3 (09:35):
The Coastguard has arrived and they have specialized divers. They're
searching previously unsearched areas that's been identified by elation, that's
been identified by GPS data gathered from an electronic device
belonging to the husband, Brian Hooker. Now that GPS data
showed movements that don't align with Brian's account of the

(09:57):
night she disappeared, including the device appear out of the
water before returning to shore. Brian was previously arrested in
the Bahamas and released without charges, and has since returned
to the US. So they are Coast Guard is there.
They are investigating this as murder. I think they're going
to get them. I think they're gonna yes, I'm fine.
How are you going to find a body in the ocean?

(10:19):
I mean that's you have divers looking for somebody in
the ocean.

Speaker 2 (10:25):
I don't know about that. They still haven't found that
plane that went missing, remember that one that was flying
at was it MH three seventy or that's correct. We've
talked about that.

Speaker 4 (10:36):
We talked about that extensively when it happened, and no
one's ever found it. Everyone thinks they may have found
a piece of a plane, but they become to fruition.

Speaker 2 (10:43):
No, No, they found pieces of that plane. They definitely
found pieces of that plane. They've washed ashore on little
islands and stuff, and they've matched the serial numbers. And
but where is it? Where's the main body of that plane?
Where did the thing go down? Let's get some answers
on that. But they're going to find this one lady's body,
all right, go on.

Speaker 3 (11:02):
A man barricaded himself with an unknown number of hostages
inside of a Chase Bank branch. This was in Bakersfield, California,
yesterday afternoon, after police received reports of a bomb threat.
Officers arrived at one o'clock in the afternoon established a
perimeter around the location, at which point some people inside
were able to escape. The department's crisis negotiation team and

(11:23):
FBI negotiators they worked for free free.

Speaker 2 (11:27):
They worked to free.

Speaker 3 (11:28):
The hostages, securing the release of at least one person.
By late afternoon, police said the remaining hostages were in
good health and no injuries had been reported.

Speaker 2 (11:36):
Wait, is he still holding them or have they all
been released?

Speaker 3 (11:41):
No reports As of midnight, there were no reports of
a change in the situation.

Speaker 2 (11:45):
Seven am.

Speaker 9 (11:46):
Now, yeah, so he still got them, well does he?

Speaker 2 (11:50):
Or do you just have him saying that.

Speaker 3 (11:52):
I'm doing Jeffrey right now, I'm saying they still They're
still there?

Speaker 2 (12:00):
It said five hours ago, it was still ongoing. I
don't know what's going on as uh. I feel like
they would have updated it. She said. We go to Bakersfield. Now,
two hostages released a mid bomb threat at Chase Bank.
We're still in there, so I guess there's still still
some in there.

Speaker 3 (12:17):
A teenage girl had her leg bitten off by a
tiger shark in a horrifying scene, And this was just
a day after an eleven year old boy endured a
similar attack at another beach just a few miles away.

Speaker 2 (12:28):
Really, because I saw that, I saw the boy. I
haven't seen the girl. The boy. They pulled him out
of the I don't know if he survived or not.
But it ripped off his entire leg, lost the leg,
chopped his leg right off. And is a tiger shark? Okay?

Speaker 9 (12:42):
And where where is this? The where is this? That
it happens. She's frantically scanning her eyeballs.

Speaker 8 (12:55):
Ye.

Speaker 2 (12:57):
She really cannot figure this out out? How does it not?
She does not read any of this stuff. She has
no clue. Del chief beach in Olinda. Where's that?

Speaker 6 (13:08):
California, California, California. I don't think so, Oh my god,
where's Olinda? There's really graphic video, is there?

Speaker 2 (13:20):
Okay? Extremely graphic warning warning? All right? So that maybe
like Channel nineteen they had a license plate and it
said gay on there and they're like warning, graphic. This
maybe something you can't handle. Okay, well how about this?
What is this? Uh? The first one here? Woman lose it.
Let's see all right? Oh jeez, okay, I can't see

(13:52):
anything legacy my god. Okay, that's enough. I got it.
I understand. Oh my god. That that ripped her leg?
How does your leg? That's insane. It literally bit her
leg right off. It's like it looks like somebody took

(14:13):
a gullantine and just boom right down, chopped her leg
right off. Is ex actually even more mangled like a
dog and June Chuo, Yeah, pieces hanging dangling. No, it's
cut off.

Speaker 3 (14:26):
They said, there's an off off duty doctor that was
there that immediately applied tourniquet.

Speaker 2 (14:32):
Yeah, you can see, well this guy is just with
his bare hands, you can see so this he's just
is just clamping it, trying to stop the bleed and
clamping her legs shut. Yeah. Think this is the girl.
She'sa How old is this girl?

Speaker 3 (14:47):
This one is nineteen oh and then the one right
before was eleven. But this girl, they said, because they
did that tourniquet and that's trying to stop the bleeding.

Speaker 2 (14:56):
So the sky away, save your life. What about that boy?
Was he? I think he's so alive. Yeah, Brazil, that's
what I said. Oh okay, California, Oh my god, that's
that's terrible. That's Could you imagine swimming in the ocean,
and then I wonder you probably hear right about the

(15:18):
if you're there, wherever you are in Brazil, you're like,
did you hear like yesterday a kid got his leg
bitten off by a shark? And he like, then it
happens to you. Would you get in the water somebody
got their leg bitten off by a shark.

Speaker 3 (15:32):
The shark was a few miles away, down right down
the beach. I probably would be like What are the
chances are the chances of that?

Speaker 2 (15:39):
Right? All right?

Speaker 3 (15:40):
This is a story that I had teased about someone
in Camo with a bazooka, and people reportedly saw this.
So someone ended up calling the police in Massachusetts to
report this scenario.

Speaker 2 (15:53):
Sounds alarming. Of course, cops arrive and they track the
guy down.

Speaker 3 (15:57):
But he wasn't a one man militia wanting to blow
stuff up. He was a one man landscaping service wanting
to blow stuff around.

Speaker 2 (16:04):
The bazuka was a leaf blower. Jesus, look at this thing.

Speaker 9 (16:09):
It does look like a bazooka before.

Speaker 3 (16:13):
Camo's really big right now, a lot of people wearing
Camo sweatshirts and T shirts, so they mistakenly thought he
was trying to I can't.

Speaker 2 (16:21):
Get away from those leaf blowers. These leaf blowers are
just even down in Miami Beach, they're leaf blowing the sidewalks.
Like the building I live it, they have landscape crews
and they just there's sidewalks outside. They're just leaf blowing
the sidewalks. Where does that go. They're not collecting it,
they're just blowing it and then it just blows right back.

(16:42):
What's the point of this blows away and it's just allowed.
It's just non stop, just so.

Speaker 9 (16:48):
It blows into the street and then the street sweepers
probably come by, right.

Speaker 2 (16:51):
No, the wind just blows it right back up onto
the sidewalk. When's last time you saw a street sweeper?
I don't know. Yeah, I don't see I don't see
those very often either, to actually have seen one down
there though, I actually have seen a street sweeper, Yeah,
I don't see it rarely though. Anyway, go on tonight.

Speaker 3 (17:10):
I'll end with this game one of the NBA Finals.
We have the Spurs hosting the Knicks.

Speaker 2 (17:16):
This is Game one. The Spurs will host the Knicks three.
Rooting for the Spurs or the Knicks. I think I
got to root the Spurs. You want the Knicks?

Speaker 3 (17:25):
Why? I think that that would be great. I think
that's time.

Speaker 2 (17:31):
I don't like the owner of the Mix because this
is the guy who he owns Madison Square Garden. And
if you and other things, and if you cross him
or your company, let's say he doesn't like your company,
he takes every employee who works for that company and

(17:52):
puts them in that database, their faces in a database,
and he will deny you access to his facility. So
like there's lots of worries of like somebody's just going
to take their kids to Disney on ice and they go,
you're not allowed into the Oh that happened, but you're
not buying it. It's true, It actually is true. The
guy's a scumback. Mark Cuban owns the other one, so

(18:14):
I'm going with his mark. You like Mark Cuban he owns? No,
he does. He owned the Dallas Mavericks. I don't think
you're right about that. It was the Mavericks on on
the Shark Tank. Yeah, always talking about it.

Speaker 9 (18:29):
Oh, Charlie's he started buying everywhere right now?

Speaker 2 (18:36):
If you yeah, I don't know what you're talking about.
It up, it's famous for the Mavericks. You might have
bought either one heard of that team. I don't even
know that the roof he talks about. Peter j. Holt
owns the San Antonio Spurslie Mark this team? Does Mark
Cuban even own the Mavericks anymore? Thought? I thought he

(18:57):
sold the Okay Spurs. Well, no, black and silver. The
Mavericks noverick? Aren't they blue white? Uh?

Speaker 8 (19:07):
No?

Speaker 2 (19:08):
The Mavericks I think are blue and purple. No, they're
green right, green and white? See, this is a made
up team. I don't know what the hell they are
they that's the shizy on rovers warding glory.

Speaker 1 (19:21):
Do people describe you as delusional, paranoid, dim witted or
just straight up that well, you'll fit in right here.

Speaker 2 (19:30):
Color textas show now one eight six six yo, rovers,
that's eight six six nine six even six eight three seven.
That was right about what? Blue white? Of course you
weren't it? Come on, always about it. They're not blue
and white? What's that? Did you just see? Are you white?

(19:50):
That's Mavericks blue white? How much do I bet? I
don't know this first thing? I popped out? Well, how
much do I bet? Every single every single do you
want to bet?

Speaker 3 (20:00):
No?

Speaker 2 (20:01):
Okay? And gray? Here it is right here?

Speaker 1 (20:04):
You got royal blue, navy, silver, black?

Speaker 2 (20:09):
Yeah, blue white? Where's the white? My white? Whatever? I
was blue? It's not green or whatever you said you
didn't know anything about it. If you didn't know the
wrong I thought he sold like majority steak in that
or whatever.

Speaker 1 (20:24):
No, No, I oh, actually they were green. Since I
don't know, but that's their classic.

Speaker 2 (20:35):
They're blue now blue, So I'm good it's weird, like
once you get something in your head from when you
were a kid, like even like whatever a uniform color
or like sometimes you still even think like like the
l A. Rams. You still think about that being the
Saint Louis Rams, like you just it's and and baseball
the way they switch, like some of the teams switched

(20:56):
from National League to American League and vice versa is
a why I can't he can't keep the Brooklyn Dodgers too,
of course.

Speaker 4 (21:05):
Yeah, when they were the Brooklyn Dodgers, they played in
the old Evans Field in New York, and.

Speaker 2 (21:10):
Then he moved to LA. I was just about to
say that anyways, personally, I got, I got. I'm a
big Baltimore Colts fan.

Speaker 4 (21:17):
Though, yes, I was gonna say, I want to see
this first whipping Nick's asses. Oh yeah, why just based
on your opinion about the Nick sast In my opinion,
that's right, that's why, that's that's why. Well, the Spurs
are gonna have a tough time because Nickson do you
have a tough defense. But but those West Coast teams,
they're known for his shooting and offense, so it's gonna
be I think it's gonna go all the way, go

(21:38):
to seven games.

Speaker 2 (21:41):
Eric says, we're over. Las Vegas won the first game
of the Stanley Cup last night. That's your hometown. Why
can't Douji report on that? I am oo? I am now.
It's been speculated a lot of people say that Dougie
is racist, that she's not covering NHL. I'm not sure
exactly how that works exactly. I guess main because most

(22:01):
of the players are white, and so you most hate
white people, I guess. I'm not sure. I didn't know that.
Whereas your report on the NBA, where most of the
players are black, and you must like black people more
than white people, I think is what they're getting from.
These teams are also made up. What's the Las Vegas Hockey?
The Golden Knights, Who are they playing? They are playing

(22:22):
the Silver Days now, hold on, they are playing it's
another small market team. Who are they playing? I don't know.
I don't follow hockey anymore. Never heard of this in
my life. Carolina Hurricanes. Yeah, the Hurricanes. I've been around
for a long time. Yeah, ain't not nother Hurricanes. They
have their Yeah, they owned by Mark Cuban. Yes, green

(22:46):
color on their Jersey right, Green and Gray. I've got
to take a break. Eight six six yo. Rover is
our number eight six six nine six seven six eighty three.
Evident will be right back. Hang out, What the hell
is going on here? Welcome back to the show.

Speaker 4 (23:05):
At risk of being deported to a prison in El.

Speaker 2 (23:08):
Salvador, unloading in El Salvador.

Speaker 4 (23:12):
I don't think they'll even take these morons. It's rovers morning, glory,
he amigos.

Speaker 2 (23:31):
I did a little experiment yesterday You walked, I did.
Oh no, so let me see how this feels. Let
me just get a get a little, a little walk
in three miles. Oh yeah, walk yesterday. That's great. Now
here's what I've determined when it comes to walking a marathon.

(23:52):
I know three miles is not twenty six miles. I understand,
I understand this. But walking the twenty six miles that
is being tired. Yeah, you'll get you'll get a little
tuckered out, feet hurting, not really. In fact zero, my

(24:14):
right knee is going to beat the big problem because
whatever's going on with my knee is that the bone
on bone.

Speaker 1 (24:20):
You're underestimating how mage your feet are going to hurt.
Twenty six miles. You're really underestimating.

Speaker 2 (24:26):
Yeah, I understand they will, but I'm telling you three
miles piece of cake abs a little piece of cake.
I do feel you're going. I understand. I'm watching it.
I have to do it almost ten times. Yeah, how
long does this take you? I believe about forty six,

(24:48):
forty seven, forty eight minutes something like that. Oh, so
you're going more than three miles an hour. Yeah, I
had a pretty good, pretty pretty good pace going on.
I was doing about a I think my pace was.

Speaker 8 (25:01):
I don't know.

Speaker 2 (25:02):
I could maybe look it up or some and uh,
that's not steps. Well, a fourteen minute mile walking is
like three miles an hour to thirteen minute mile.

Speaker 3 (25:13):
If I did a fourteen minute mile, you would call.

Speaker 2 (25:15):
You're running, No, you run, you're run, run or claim
you run. That's a lot different than that.

Speaker 3 (25:20):
It doesn't matter, it's how you get there. How does
it feel to be ripped on?

Speaker 2 (25:23):
Knowing nobody hold on me for walking? I'm not trying
to run. If I was, if I was running a
fifteen minute mile.

Speaker 1 (25:29):
If he just came in and said that, then we
would bock. He said he walked three miles. We understand
what walking is.

Speaker 3 (25:35):
I do think he is going to only cause more
problems for himself if he continues to do this, because
he's going to need to have his.

Speaker 2 (25:41):
Knee any train he's not supposed to be doing any training. Training. No,
it's not training. It was a test and I wanted
to I had I bought shoes, some ASEX, and I
wanted to break them in a little bit.

Speaker 1 (25:54):
You know, I make sure shoes. Let's look at him.
I don't funny, yeah, you know, No, they don't look funny. No,
they just normal looking shoes. But gel nimbus. I think
they're in jail something. I don't know what they're called.

Speaker 2 (26:09):
I don't know. No, they're completely normal looking shoes. All right. Well,
it took me forty eight minutes to walk three miles,
all right, so more you're going faster than a walk?
Oh what do you mean? I'm going faster than a walk?
Is a two to three miles an hour? There's a
brisk there's a brisk walk. I mean I'm moving quick
and you're moving sixteen minute mile ride.

Speaker 4 (26:33):
Well, when I walked though the day, I walked from
my house to here, I get it in two hours.

Speaker 2 (26:39):
How many miles is that about almost five miles. How many.

Speaker 4 (26:47):
Okay, hell, you'll have many sings. I'll have the fancy
technology that Rover wasn't asking me. But what I'm trying
to say is I walked at a very normal walking pace.
I didn't try to be I didn't try to walk fast.
I just walked like a normal pace and every down
and I'll take a look at my watch.

Speaker 2 (27:04):
But does it give me my steps? I don't know
how many steps did I do for the day yesterday,
As I know, I'm trying to find out where it's
under health I know, but it's given me some sort
of like steps. Okay, here we go yesterday. Because you

(27:24):
you had a very low of fifteen hundred steps on Sunday,
Let's see I had seven seven hundred ninety five steps. Yes, well, no,
that's a that's a big improvement. Isn't that crazy?

Speaker 3 (27:39):
How through that those three miles didn't even get you
past ten thousand steps?

Speaker 2 (27:44):
That's it's made up number anyway. I don't know it
is my you know, made up past ten my pedometer company.

Speaker 3 (27:51):
Yeah, they're saying that you need to do ten thousand whatever.
But I'm saying I'm saying to even get to ten thousand.

Speaker 2 (27:58):
I do know.

Speaker 3 (27:58):
I'm just talking over you because your annoyings.

Speaker 2 (28:03):
Ten thousand steps.

Speaker 3 (28:04):
You did a random three miles and that still wasn't
enough to get you past ten thousand steps.

Speaker 2 (28:11):
Yeah, I don't. I don't know what the hells to
do with it. You need to move more, Okay, anyway,
So it's going to be the right knee is going
to be the problem because for for years my knee
is it's not like terrible on it. I mean, I
just feel it like almost all the time, non stop.
I don't don't. I don't know what's going on. There's
no cartilage. You're going to need a replacement, and if

(28:32):
you do this, I don't want that. That's why my
wife warned me yesterday. She goes, you're going to need surgery.
She goes, listen, if you do that, because I'm not
telling you not to walk a marathon, I know you
have it in your head to walk America.

Speaker 3 (28:44):
Hold on that truck that's backing up. She got shut
truck up.

Speaker 2 (28:48):
She said, listen, I'm just telling you that you are
going to suffer concept lifetime consequences from doing this. The time.
What your story, but the pride I know. I just
I have to show everyone up walk America right yep
from my hospital bed. I'm gonna I'm gonna be beaming

(29:12):
with pride. So you say, amputate my right leg. I'm
doing this in England. That's the yes, and like that, really, no,
this is this is the best. This is the best.
Point No, it's the best. I'll tell you why American healthcare.

Speaker 1 (29:25):
Once your knee blows out, explodes out, it is you
think of that, and nobody will be there to keep
help you, to help you at all.

Speaker 2 (29:34):
Nobody don't help you.

Speaker 3 (29:35):
Honest, when you're on the side of the road, how.

Speaker 2 (29:38):
Would I weasly you're gonna see it. It's gonna be streamed.
The entire thing is going to be streamed. Are you
going to have a team of people? Nobody. Usually there's
somebody nobody.

Speaker 5 (29:47):
Five miles in that has your little gel packs the
water for you. And then another five miles down the
road there's somebody there for band aids for your nipples.

Speaker 2 (29:56):
I mean, like, not one person, no support.

Speaker 1 (29:58):
No, nobody also knows the distance because it's in a
far away land that nobody's I'm gonna have I'll have
my Apple watch on and I'll be able to look
and see the exact distance.

Speaker 2 (30:10):
That's not fun. I want to see this in person.
I want to drive to go out and the rovers
coming up. Let's look at him what he wants to see.
I want to cheer you on.

Speaker 3 (30:23):
We said this yesterday Monday, saying there, I will tell
you we want to be with you.

Speaker 2 (30:28):
The worst part about yesterday walking three miles was it's
just it's not a mile long, not track but sidewalk. Basically,
seeing the same things just three times in a row
is so boring. That's why doing it there, I'll be
able to see the sights, will keep me entertained, keep
me occupied, keep my mind off of how much my

(30:50):
my knee is killing me. It leaves the fishiness up
to the whole thing. Fishing. You're doing any different country
where nobody can fish, just like you did in Miami.
You're gonna do it. You said you're gonna do it,
then you just you're talking up. Then you just did
it out of nowhere without telling anybody. And then we
found out that Raven actually doesn't. You said he did

(31:12):
seven miles, and we asked about the seven miles. We
looked many miles. I did. That's what he claimed. Remember
miles he walked, and I walked from start to finish.
You did it seven miles over and over again for weeks,
and then we looked it up and goes, oh, Raven
has cut down his run to three miles a day.
So that's the fishiness we're talking about. The week I
walked from start to finish. No, this is this is revision.

(31:33):
It's history. This not revision. Does any that's er you
remember that he said he did seven miles over and
over again? Oh wait, oh no, no, I remember because
I had walked before I even hooked up with Raven,
before I even got to where he was going. I
had already walked a couple of months. That's doing for me.
That's not doing it for me. She come back and said,
he walked like four or five miles before he got
to the anybody can see it. Yeah, that's what we're

(31:54):
talking about. Your shadiness. How would I How could it
be shady if I stream it from start to finish?
Green screen? I don't know green screen I show through.
Waste up is just a moving background, yeah, me in
reflections of windows and stuff as I walked on the side.
Why is it. I don't know what.

Speaker 1 (32:14):
I don't know what you're gonna do. I don't think
you're gonna walk in the marathon. I don't know why
you'd wait to do it out of the country. If
that makes zero sense, pay.

Speaker 2 (32:22):
To come over there, then you can follow me around.
You could do it here. To do it today, you
just start walking through it today and you won't said
you're gonna wait till you're out of the country. Very suspicious.
It's not suspicious, Charlie. My original plan was to uh

(32:44):
because that guy had set the record the at the
London Marathon where he did it under what was it,
under two hours or whatever it was, for the first
time ever, And my plan was to walk the course
of the London Marathon. Like you can look that up
and find the actual course and just walk that same
twenty six miles. There's a Cleveland Marathon. You can find

(33:06):
the course here. Just two weeks ago. We could go
do that course that everybody knows that everybody's aware of
the exact route. I don'tbody knows that the roads that
I've seen all this one hundred times, So this will
keep my mind occupied as I walk for how long?
This is going to take me. I I was talking

(33:27):
about it with my wife. I said, she's really concerned
about this. She's like time changed to She goes, this
is there's not time. Well, there's a time difference. You're
going to be doing it at four in the morning
or something or whatever. Nobody's going to be up to
see it. Everything about the live stream, it's a live stream.
It it doesn't stay guarantee. There will be a issue.

(33:51):
There's no in the live stream, no issue. Been doing
an update. Oh you guys, Oh we all know you. Yes,
we know you for many years, many years. Everything that's
going to happen. I'm not cheating, cheating, Charlie. He's coming
up with every other every way. Are you going? I
have a battery I bought a battery bank thing, one

(34:12):
of those. Suddenly figure out I'm going to carry that
thing around because I need a little backpack. You wouldn't
need to live stream if you did it here, we
could all just watch you.

Speaker 3 (34:22):
You've got to buy a belt with your water supply,
a belt to put things in.

Speaker 2 (34:26):
You need to have things packed with you. Yes, you
my life's like, what are you going to do? She goes,
you can't carry all this water. I go, I'll just
go into a store buy a water like it's not
I'm not in the wilderness. I'm not in the desert.
I could I could stop somewhere. She really didn't like
it when she goes, well, what food are you going

(34:46):
to do? I go, I could just stop into a
pub and get like a fish and chip. She goes,
you're an idiot.

Speaker 3 (34:51):
You're going to have the walkers trots already. I can
just tell walkers trots runners trots. Nerves are going to
kick in.

Speaker 1 (34:59):
What is the cutoff? We say it doesn't count if
he sits for a half over.

Speaker 2 (35:04):
No, that's all a lie. That's absolutely no. No, no, no, no, no,
no no. You can take a break. I have no
problem to taking a break. I'm saying, there's got to
be a time limit on it. Though. You can't sit
fourteen This is like chocolate, Charlie, you're still all break
at all. You know, I'll toilent for thirty days. Oh
I didn't say thirty days straight. I know. Hey, I
know you're cheating ways. I've learned from the best. So

(35:25):
why is he getting a break? I don't think you should,
I know. I think if you want to sit break.
I want to say it for fifteen minutes. I don't
see a problem with it. It could be harder when you
get back up, but that's what that's when my star
in law she goes, don't stop because you'll never get
going again. Then once you stop, you will not start
walking again.

Speaker 1 (35:41):
But so when do we say that it doesn't count
if he sits for longer than what number hour?

Speaker 2 (35:48):
Are you insane?

Speaker 3 (35:50):
You cannot do it. You can't do an hour? That
is absolutely half an hour. No, you want to eat
something real quick on the road, that's.

Speaker 2 (35:58):
What you want to do.

Speaker 4 (36:00):
Bar.

Speaker 2 (36:07):
Yeah, so you're gonna eat, all right, So you're gonna
sit for a half hour multiple times? No, I don't.
Actually I don't plan on sitting to eat at all.
But I'm just saying, man, if I get really hungry,
maybe I know you. So we need to define the
rules beforehand for it to count. So I don't have
a problem with you sitting.

Speaker 1 (36:26):
But i'd say over a half hour is you've lost
at that point, right, that's stopped. You've no longer you're
no longer doing it. You gotta take a dump, of course,
you gotta sit for a little bit. I have no
problem with that over a half hour. And I'd say,
you can only do that? How many? How often? How long?

Speaker 2 (36:43):
How often can you you can sit right minutes every
three hours, say every three hours. You could sit for
a half hour, Okay, that's fine. Every if he sits
an accumulation of thirty minutes, it's never gonna three three hours.
You never get back up. So if you sit for

(37:05):
fifteen minutes hour one, fifteen minutes hour two, you've used
up your time. To say, I don't plan on really
sitting at all. Frankly, I said you were gonna get
fish and chips. I'm just saying it's a possibility. I
just threw that out there with my wife, because what
are you gonna do when you get hungry? I go, oh, ok,
I get some fish and chips and then nap afterwards.
She was really angry because I was like, she goes,

(37:27):
I'll go, yeah, I'll get hungry. I'll just grab something,
and she goes, well, you get thirsty and go yeah,
like I could just pop in a pop, get a
pint a Guinness. And she really did not like that,
And I'm like, what's wrong with that? I might want
a little like you know that. To me, that's like
a meal. It's like drinking a meal. Basically, we would
do when when we would do turkey trot, I think
it's five miles.

Speaker 3 (37:47):
We the last mile, we would have a like a
shot packed in our sports bra cool and we would
do It's like, okay, two more miles, get us through.

Speaker 2 (37:58):
We could do a shot. You could drink something. So
I'm gonna put one in my jock strap.

Speaker 3 (38:02):
Put a whole bottle in your jock I think that
you won't feel that at all.

Speaker 2 (38:06):
I think I need a little backpack because my sister
in law, she did give me like a whole list.
She prepared something for me and she leave. I'd like
to it's very, very long. I'd love to hear it.
I think I read it to you already. I think
you were off your dome. I'd like to hear I'd
have to find it, but just look at her text.

(38:28):
I wanted to test out some of the stuff yesterday,
like tow socks. I have to socks that way. Your
toes don't get they're like socks, but each each of
your little toes has a little little socker. I've seen
those shoes, by the way, after wearing to socks. They're
a pain in the ass to put on your foot.
But as I'm walking around with them, why aren't we

(38:49):
wearing tow socks all the time? WoT? I feel like
I don't want anything touching in between my Oh this
is Charlie, this is great. I never actually feel fantastic.
I wouldn't like that putting them up. I don't like that.
It feels like I'm stuffing my toast. Your toes don't
line up with them correctly exactly. And I think girls
had them like in the seventies. I think they're toe socks, yeah,

(39:11):
the popular thing. I think they're for runners. I guess, yeah,
now yeah, sure? What else is in there? You know
all the stuff I need? I need like the little uh.
I don't know that gel crap that you would for food,
not to lub you up, fish and chip flavor. Let

(39:34):
me see here, what else is on there? I don't know.
She's got all sorts off. I'd have to I have
to find it. I'd have to pull this. I'm going
have to tape your knee up. Isn't that KT tape
lepre kneebrace? I wore that yesterday. It's not gonna house
still it's the maybe it's better than nothing.

Speaker 3 (39:50):
But again, do you hear what I'm saying. It's going
to make your problem worse where you'll need surgery sooner
rather than later.

Speaker 2 (39:58):
If you do this twenty six mile, I'm not going
to need church. I'm going to use you think all
the time, I would say, yeah, that would pain. He's
already in stem cells. I'm gonna I'm going to inject
stem cells into my knees.

Speaker 3 (40:09):
You need a whole new knee. Ask people that have
had you replaced me.

Speaker 2 (40:13):
Lisa, you're on Rolvery's Morning Glory, your morning, Lisa high Rover.

Speaker 8 (40:19):
I have a perfect I have a perfect solution for you.
If you're in town this coming weekend, we have an
ultra marathon in Canal Fulton. It's a five mile loop
completely supported, all the all the fuel, all the hydration
that you need. People can come out and the two

(40:40):
can be there when you come back around. She can
do it, well, she can't, but other people could do
a loop with you. It doesn't cost We can get
you a free registration.

Speaker 2 (40:51):
Justnock it over and over and over again.

Speaker 8 (40:54):
I understand exactly.

Speaker 2 (40:56):
The area is beautiful, well I'll uh, it's it's maybe
I'll consider one five mile loop as part of a
training regiment or whatever, but I don't want to do
the whole. I'm not training. I'm training. I'm not I'm
not training weekend. There's gonna be no training.

Speaker 8 (41:17):
I also need.

Speaker 2 (41:18):
The reason I don't want to train is because I go,
I might if I quote unquote train, I might just
run out of energy, like I'll go, I'm not. I'm done.
I'm my knee is shot. So I'm gonna wait until
the very last. I'm gonna bring some drugs with me.
I need some sort of I don't know, pain pills,
anti inflammatory, something I need. I need everything. How long

(41:41):
is this woman running?

Speaker 8 (41:44):
Do you have twenty four hours to get as many
loops as you can in? You can definitely walk a
full marathon. Well, it'll be I am actually volunteering. I'll
be in the beer garden.

Speaker 2 (42:00):
Beer so she's not actually running. Oh okay, all right,
I'll be stopping for thirty minutes in the beer garden
every three hours.

Speaker 8 (42:09):
Absolutely, I would love that.

Speaker 2 (42:11):
All right, Lisa, thank you.

Speaker 8 (42:12):
I'm the fifty mile there and the eighty two mile there.

Speaker 2 (42:16):
You have done that or they have they're doing I
have you've done? Okay, you've done eighty two miles. You
ran eighty two mins.

Speaker 8 (42:25):
Yes, I ran out of time. I didn't. That was
my first attempt at one hundred, and I ran out
of time because I wasn't eating and drinking properly and
I kind of hit a wall and had to sit
for a while. So, yeah, but I got the eighty
two miles.

Speaker 2 (42:38):
What do you do with bathroom? Did you there are
porta potties there? Okay, all right, Lisa, thank you for
the invite. I appreciate it. Thank you, Lisa. You should
do that, Rover one hundred miles? Who does that? Lisa?
Let's run one hundred miles. I don't think I've run
one hundred miles of my entire life, Dougie, what do

(42:59):
you have coming buying in the get combined my entire life?
What happened to the shin splints too? Remember? Yeah, I
used to get him splits really bad. But I'll tell
you what. I started walking more and you worked past it. Yeah. Yeah,
it's weird, right, that is a little weird. Yeah. Oh,
it's terrible that that would get to the point where

(43:19):
you couldn't that's the ability that's so bad. Where I'd
walk like half a mile and the shin splints and
are you I wouldn't even be able to continue. It
would be impossible to continue. Yeah, USh, what do you
have coming up? In the shis.

Speaker 3 (43:35):
Another wild moment on a plane where passengers had to
step in because somebody was going crazy.

Speaker 2 (43:42):
I'll tell you the story coming up next. All right,
we'll get to that in just a moment. Also, somebody said,
why aren't you guys doing your DraftKings betting for the
NBA Finals. I think we are back to betting on
Fridays with DraftKings. I believe so Friday better be able
to get your pics and cannot wait. I'm betting I
get you want to get, or maybe we'll bet World Cup?

(44:03):
Who knows? Can't wait? What about betting on will I
be able to walk a marathon? Will I be able
to complete that? I wouldn't bet against me, but I'm
I'll take a bet anybody who wants to go against me.
I suppose if you're a betting man, Charlie, you betting
I can complete it or can't give you any sort

(44:23):
of something to power through? It makes you power through
when you do this because you said you could not,
Because oh you said I can't, that's what that's what's
motivating me. Yeah. So I'm not going to give you
any sort of monetary motivation. I don't want anybody walking
with you to give you motivation. I want you to
be able to do this on your own, and it's
gonna be so fun to watch. No crawling at the end.

(44:45):
Need to be walking on two all the way. There's
gonna be no crawling out. I'm gonna be all right.
I just want to make out there.

Speaker 5 (44:52):
You know, because you said that I love you that
we got to hammer out those details.

Speaker 2 (44:58):
Be very detail oriented with him. We will be right
back on Rover's morning glory. Hang on