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Funny Things that you thinks funny aren't funny. Jimmy Cox
on the Time.
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Allan Cox Show kicks ash.
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Man, we'll go welcome, show me what you Yeah?
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I can see a lot of cocks on TV.
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Allen talks from the Allen to Show. I don't know
what's about you, but I can't say thank you to
Well it don't be a crazy So let's coffee kick
and you'll just take it with a nasty groove. Okay,
what do three kicks? Kick it? Tom? Put you one
time ticket?
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It's the Allen Cox Show on one hundred point seven double.
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Speaker 4 (01:07):
Hey, what's up everybody? Good afternoon? Hi, No, today is Friday.
I know today is Friday. All day yesterday I was
for whatever reason. And it happens everybody. You think that
it's a day that it's not, and then the next
day you're fine. And that's what happened to me. I
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know today is Friday. My name is Alan Cox. Thanks
for being here. Say hi to Bill Squire. He's here too.
Hey on a Friday. Mary Santorra is in midtown Manhattan.
And how are you feeling today?
Speaker 7 (01:43):
Hired?
Speaker 4 (01:43):
Did you have a big show last night?
Speaker 8 (01:45):
Not a big show?
Speaker 4 (01:46):
You had a show last night?
Speaker 3 (01:48):
Bill?
Speaker 4 (01:49):
How are you feelings again? Where were you last night?
Speaker 2 (01:53):
Hi and Dry? My weekly show on Thursdays, Act House,
great crowd, great commics, is fun time.
Speaker 4 (02:00):
That's that spot that used to be the wine bar
right in Tremont? Is that the one that there on
the corner?
Speaker 2 (02:05):
Yeah? Yeah, it hasn't been the wine bar a long time, right, Yeah,
that's way back.
Speaker 4 (02:12):
Yeah, last time, I yeah, I remember a long time
ago ahead an appearance there when it was a wine bar.
But it's now do High and Dry refer at all
to the brand of comedy people can expect, no.
Speaker 2 (02:25):
Because it's not a comedy club. The bar was you
just do a show there? Well before they ever did comedy.
Speaker 4 (02:32):
Yeah right, Okay, listen, if you'd like to join us
this afternoon, Uh, shoot your shot, homie, because you know
we're out on Monday for Labor Day and we'll be
back on Tuesday. So let's make today the very best.
That's SE's the bar a little high. Let's make today
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over my shoulder. Of course, we have our map with
bureau chieves. But where I'm pointing here, I kept our
tiny pound cake we had, like this little doll. And
then Mike in Parma some time ago gave me like
a little stuffed ghost yeah, with a little thing, and
I opted to put it. You know, it was supposed
to be a homage to Ghostbag, and I opted to
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put it around the neck of our tiny pound cake doll.
This past weekend, I was sitting with my daughter in
her room and she wanted to play Barbies, and I
said okay, And so we were sitting there for a
little while playing barbies, and she you know, there's a
box of them, and just as with any kid with barbies,
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there's a handful of dolls, and then like four giant
piles of accessories and then you just kind of mess
around with them. And my daughter is a beautiful weirdo,
so she's doing all kinds of strange things with her barbies.
And Gwen said, oh, you should bring a tiny pound
Cake home to play with the barbies, because that is
technically just a ken doll. But it looked so unbelievably
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like our own little Cody pound Cake Brown that I
brought it in as a stand in for him, and
I never got rid of it, so to this day,
he even though real life Cody Brown is no longer
on the show, Tiny pound Cake still hangs on the map.
But it might be time to send him off. But
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I said, listen, real pound Cake has never been in
my house. It would be an insult of the highest
order if a tiny pound Cake ends up in my house.
Speaker 2 (04:52):
You should male pound Cake Tiny pound Cake with an
invitation to bring Tiny pound Cake to your house. I
don't know where he lives. I don't know where he
lives and text him and get his number. I have
his number, I don't have his actress. Yes, but it's
not impossible to do that.
Speaker 4 (05:09):
No, Nope, I will put it in a bubble envelope
and I'll mail it I'll text him and I'll go, Hey,
what's your address. I have a question I want to
ask you, And then he'll text me back and I'll say,
what's your address, and then he'll teest me, and then
I'll just mail.
Speaker 8 (05:25):
It off to him.
Speaker 4 (05:27):
I'll just say, Hey, I'm going to send you something,
and of course i'll send it back naked because those clothes,
you know, if you know anything about Kendall's a lot
of resale value in those clothes. And I'll just mail
that to him. Perhaps I don't know, but it might
be time for that to move on. But I don't
know that I'm going to throw it in with my
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daughter's barbies. The infrequency with which he plays with barbies,
I couldn't tell you the last time. I think it's
just because it was in her field division and she's like,
let's throw these around for a second, and I'm always game.
But I don't know if that'll happen. You know, we're
in the middle of this A to Z weekend, big
long holiday weekend. When we get out of here later
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on it will resume. Uh and uh, we just played
that quiet, right, So I'm gonna play bang your head
and I love nothing more than arcane rock and roll
knowledge love that kind of stuff. And somebody texted me, Alan,
did you know the bang your head? Uh, that's a
reference to docking.
Speaker 2 (06:31):
Oh, now, I think that's the case. Knows what docking is?
What doking is?
Speaker 4 (06:39):
I well, originally knows it because we got her hip too.
Speaker 2 (06:42):
Right, So you'll have to head over to Urban Dictionary
for this one. I want to No, of course, you
don't want to know. It's nothing crazy.
Speaker 4 (06:52):
Though crazy part of the show, don't you. How do
you not know that?
Speaker 2 (06:55):
By the way, you're a person in your mid thirties
who's head sex and knows things. I mean, I know
this is not This is.
Speaker 4 (07:03):
Not anything that I imagine. She's done dirt and I
say done. How do you not know what it is?
I know, I'm not a gay man. I know what
it is.
Speaker 8 (07:10):
I'm looking at the definition. And there is no point
in my life where this would have ever come up.
Speaker 2 (07:20):
No gay friends, no gay comedy, nobody. You've ever met
gay dudes that mentioned docking?
Speaker 8 (07:24):
Not one time.
Speaker 4 (07:25):
How do I know? And you don't?
Speaker 8 (07:27):
I don't know. I have no idea how you know
and I don't. But I have literally never heard of this,
and I've never seen this. I've never accidentally seen this
in a porn nothing.
Speaker 2 (07:38):
I know what. Maybe all the dudes are hanging out
with their cut No, I know what it is because
when Urban Dictionary became a thing in the early two thousands,
maybe late nineties, my friends would just scroll through it
looking for anything, and then they'd be like, yeah, this
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guy docking and you'd be like, what's that? What's docking?
And so we knew like that was a pastime for us,
is finding something stupid and new on there and then
accusing one of our friends of enjoying it.
Speaker 8 (08:12):
Huh.
Speaker 4 (08:13):
I couldn't tell you the last time I went to
Urban Dictionary. I didn't even think that was still a thing.
So urban Dictionary still lives. Yeah, wow? And can anyone submit?
Could you just make something? Because because I have a feeling,
I mean, even in the early days of Urban Dictionary,
eighty percent of it was just made up crap. It's
nothing that you had ever heard anybody mention in casual conversation.
Can you just submit things like Wikipedia.
Speaker 8 (08:34):
Or you write whatever you want?
Speaker 2 (08:35):
I don't know. Probably you've never submitted anything to Urban
Dictionary just to see just as a goof I'm a user,
not a creator.
Speaker 4 (08:44):
Oh, I see that right. Well, we should come up
with something and then submit it and see if it
actually goes up. We'll just completely make something up off
the top of our heads, out of whole cloth.
Speaker 2 (08:55):
Now you can enjoy that sickening middle of the night.
Speaker 5 (08:58):
What am I gonna do it?
Speaker 9 (09:00):
My life feeling in the afternoon.
Speaker 1 (09:04):
One of your point seven WMMS.
Speaker 4 (09:15):
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Speaker 2 (09:52):
Hey guys, there is no possible way that you can
hang out with pretty much strictly comedians and not know
what docking is.
Speaker 10 (10:02):
Mary has absolutely hurt it she.
Speaker 11 (10:03):
Just has an awful, awful memory.
Speaker 4 (10:08):
Mary, that guy is calling your synapses into question. He's
telling you what you do and don't remember.
Speaker 8 (10:13):
Here's the thing, Maybe you guys are all a little
more gay than you think you are. I have never
heard that we're gay. My god, Yes, I have definitely
never heard this term. And I have a pretty good memory.
Speaker 2 (10:26):
So I don't know your gay. How do you know
I'm gay? Because you macrimade yourself a pair of Jeane shorts. No,
I know you're gay. You just told me you're not
sleeping with women anymore.
Speaker 8 (10:35):
You know how I know that you're gang?
Speaker 3 (10:36):
How?
Speaker 2 (10:36):
Because you're gay and you can tell who other game
people are.
Speaker 4 (10:39):
You know I know your gang?
Speaker 2 (10:40):
You like cold Play?
Speaker 4 (10:41):
You know how I know that you're gay.
Speaker 8 (10:43):
You like the movie Made in Manhattan.
Speaker 2 (10:45):
You know I know your gay?
Speaker 12 (10:46):
How?
Speaker 2 (10:47):
I saw you make a spinach dip in a loaf
of sour dough bread once. I don't care for to
be a sourdough brother for a pumpernickel? Is that true?
Speaker 4 (10:58):
A pumper nickel?
Speaker 2 (10:59):
I mean usually if you're doing like that spinach chip,
that's like you get that big circular pumper nickel.
Speaker 4 (11:05):
I don't know anything about it. I thought everybody over
COVID was making sour dough bread specifically to put things
in it.
Speaker 8 (11:11):
Yeah, but that movie came out in like two thousand
and two.
Speaker 4 (11:13):
No, I understand.
Speaker 2 (11:14):
I'm just saying that that I thought that I've never
seen a spinach tip with bread around it. It's been
pumper really. Yeah.
Speaker 4 (11:20):
See, I don't eat spinach dips, so I don't know this.
It's how our family.
Speaker 2 (11:23):
Okay, but this is similar to Mary's thing with docing.
You've been at places where they have spinach dip. Oh,
my wife eats it. Yeah, well we'll go to a
great place and she'll get the thing. But I didn't.
Speaker 4 (11:31):
I guess I thought that the bread like.
Speaker 2 (11:33):
A party situation, like a house party, maybe a holiday party,
something like that. If they have a spinach dip, generally,
I think of it being with a pumper nickel.
Speaker 4 (11:47):
Okay, Well, then Mary just Bill is gay, not me
because I didn't know what kind of bread more gay.
Speaker 2 (11:51):
Because you should know that.
Speaker 13 (11:54):
No more, you're too busy looking at all the dudes,
and I'm over there.
Speaker 2 (12:04):
Starving on the pumper nickel spinach dim.
Speaker 4 (12:05):
And that's true. He does like a good scarf just
like a gay guy.
Speaker 2 (12:11):
I got me again.
Speaker 4 (12:14):
May you know what? We should also take into account
the fact that slang is so fast moving and has
so you know, the Inuit famously have dozens of words
for snow. Maybe docking is too old school. Maybe there's
some new hip way to refer to that that Mary
has heard of. And then she goes, oh that, yes,
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I didn't realize that's.
Speaker 2 (12:37):
What that was.
Speaker 8 (12:38):
I cannot stress enough that I have never heard of
this sexual action.
Speaker 2 (12:42):
It's also not like a real sexual act that I
think people are doing. It's again, it's a urban dictionary,
dumb thing that people made. I'm sure there are guys
that have done it, but I don't think there's anybody
like requesting it on a regular basis. Like again, we're
really into docking.
Speaker 4 (13:02):
Well, that's why I've kind of confused people in the past,
because when I have my annual checkup with my primary
care physician, Bill, I call that docking because I'm going
to what time is it, Mary? Is it already?
Speaker 2 (13:18):
Oh my god?
Speaker 4 (13:22):
How about that Steph Curry. You know I've been watching
him in a show called Mister Throwback with Adam Pally
and Steph Curry is. It's I think it's very funny.
It's over there on Peacock and it's a story about
a guy who grew up with Steph Curry. Steph Curry
of course went on to become Steph Curry and Adam
Paley plays the guy who was kind of left behind
and then they reconnect and it's all under the auspices
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of this giant, massive lie. But it's a very funny show.
And Steph Curry has extended his stay with the Golden
State Warriors for one year. When I first saw the
money they were paying him, I was like, oh, how
long is the contract? It is one year and they're
going to pay him sixty two point six million dollars
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for one year.
Speaker 2 (14:09):
It's pretty good.
Speaker 4 (14:10):
Well, he's, from what I understand, good. I don't know
much about bread bowls, but I know that Stephen Curry
is a very good basketball player. A one year extension.
You know, I signed a one year extension with WMMS
and it was not for sixty two million dollars. Mary,
you'll be pleased to know. So dub nation, you know,
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that's what they call Golden State Warriors fans. Dub nation.
You know, how here Cleveland basketball fans are called calves heads. No,
out there, they're called dub Nation as in W as
in Warriors see GSW and medical terms is usually shorthand
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for gunshot wound and so I don't know why they
don't call them gun Nation.
Speaker 2 (15:00):
That'd be fun too anyway. Sixty two that's about seven.
Speaker 4 (15:04):
Hundred and fifty grand a game through the there's eighty
some games in an NBA season, a regular NBA season,
and they'll pay him sixty two point six million dollars
to keep him through the twenty six twenty seven season.
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He's guaranteed one hundred and seventy eight million dollars over
the next three years of his deal. And for that
kind of money, he's not forty yet, right, He's still
a young man. Steph Curry, he's old in basketball years.
He's like thirty five, thirty six. I think, oh he's
that old. Yeah, okay, I thought he was like twenty
two years old. Ah, Steph Curry.
Speaker 8 (15:45):
Yeah, he's him playing in the NBA since he was fourteen.
Speaker 2 (15:49):
Well, that's what dub Nation likes.
Speaker 1 (15:51):
Mary.
Speaker 4 (15:52):
They like him young. At San Francisco, I bet they
know what docking is. He's thirty six years old. That's
Steph Curry. And you know, he's just another kid from Akron,
just another kid from Akron. But you don't hear him
talking about it all the time. In fact, you don't
ever hear him talking about it, which I think is strange.
Speaker 2 (16:14):
But there it is.
Speaker 4 (16:15):
Congratulations to him and anybody going to I mentioned that
show of his is on Peacock. Anybody subscribing to the
Chick fil A streaming service?
Speaker 2 (16:28):
They have a streaming service. Huh, yess no, I'm serious.
I know that Mary my comedy sometimes can be.
Speaker 4 (16:38):
Bone dry Golberighie, but no, Chick fil A for some
reason is launching a streaming service. All right, you got me.
Usually eating Chick fil a bill turns you into a
streaming service, am I right?
Speaker 2 (16:52):
Not really?
Speaker 4 (16:53):
Okay, So I don't know. I don't eat it. But
Chick fil A is. They're going to be competing with
Netflix and Disney. I don't know why, but they're doing it. Boy,
I hope they grabbed the Queer Eye library. That would
be great. Have everything right, yeah?
Speaker 3 (17:11):
Right?
Speaker 2 (17:13):
Every episode is three minutes long. Yep.
Speaker 4 (17:17):
They're working with a number of production companies and traditional
studios to create multiple original shows.
Speaker 2 (17:25):
I don't know about that.
Speaker 4 (17:29):
Yeah, yeah, I don't know, but that's what they're uh,
that's what they're planning on doing. It's like when the
the Tyson Chicken guy wanted to trade Costanza from the
Yankees and then they would come up, you know, and
when what Steinberander would get in return is chicken licensing
there at Yankee Stadium, chicken beer, chicken nuggets. They're gonna
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do a game show, they're gonna do family friendly unscripted programming,
and then they're going to do original scripted series and
animation and probably whatever kind of programming costs them next
to nothing to make is probably what it will be.
But it's again, it's just a bigger part of you know,
because what Walmart bought what wal It used to be Voodoo,
(18:18):
now it's Walmart Ingle at Home there you go.
Speaker 2 (18:21):
Walmart owned that for a while, and I think Fandago
bought it from Walmart. Okay, yeah, so Disney has their
streaming service. They're kind of still the king of that
whole thing, and Walmart had their somebody bought whatever the
streaming arm of red Box was now that they don't have,
you know, the DVD Kiosks anymore. I think it was
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just a couple of days ago that I saw they
were celebrating the anniversary of Reed Hastings and the other
guy founding Netflix.
Speaker 4 (18:50):
I think Netflix was founded in nineteen ninety seven, as
you know, obviously as a DVD delivery service for people
who were old enough to remember that likes around for
a long time. You said, have to get physical media
in the mail. But the chick fil A thing which
very much look like something that popped up on the
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onion but not and I don't even know what it's
gonna be called. But they work a lot already with
this studio in Atlanta that does a lot of stuff
with Marvel. So will there be chick fil a product place?
I mean in shows that you already know and love,
don't know. I would think that these guys would be making.
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Their biggest competitor might be something like the Hallmark Channel,
because don't they have a lot of family friendly programming
over there?
Speaker 2 (19:39):
All those Christmas shows, love stories, yeah, love stories. That
would be interesting to see if they did that, Like
the Big City Lady comes home and she's like, oh,
I just I don't understand Christmas. I don't have any
spirit for that. I also don't like chicken sandwiches. And
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then the guy that's stayed home works on a farm,
takes care of.
Speaker 8 (20:06):
Animals, maybe has chickens, Maybe.
Speaker 2 (20:08):
Has chickens but raised them humanely, free range. Is you
know he's not like overtly outward gay, like like anti gay,
but you know his values project that he is. You
just heard the true meaning of chicken and Christmas, So
the true meaning of chicken Christmas.
Speaker 8 (20:29):
And the first time they hook up, he just whispers
in her ear, my pleasure.
Speaker 2 (20:34):
But they don't hook up till they're married.
Speaker 8 (20:35):
Right, That's what I'm saying. That's how the movie ends.
Fate to Black, My pleasure, Fate to black.
Speaker 4 (20:42):
Those shows are going to be full of foul language. Ellen,
Mary's never seen Deadpool too? No, I bet Mary has
not seen Deadpool too. So the girlfriend dies, Yeah, but
they talk about docking a couple of times in the
Probably it probably went over my head. Was going to say,
I can't imagine something that would have locked in your brain.
Speaker 8 (21:02):
I saw it maybe be one time, and I remember
it being sad. I remember crying during it, but I
don't really remember.
Speaker 4 (21:10):
It's got dead in the name Mary and NADOI I know,
I know Alan is straight man, the exact same age
is Mary. I have no idea how she's never heard. Again,
chastising her is not going to make her remember that
she's heard.
Speaker 8 (21:24):
The women are texting in well I don't understand that.
Speaker 4 (21:28):
Well here's a woman, Alan, I am a woman. Please
tell Mary that I am a woman. Don't let her
think that I'm not a woman.
Speaker 8 (21:35):
And then what.
Speaker 2 (21:39):
And I have heard of docking before, see right there,
and tell me it's not women.
Speaker 4 (21:45):
And I am a woman. So yes, and I am
a woman, and I have heard no more.
Speaker 2 (21:57):
Allan.
Speaker 4 (21:58):
I was listening to Monday's podcast when you were ranting
about the aids. They we're talking about so much gay
content that a sorry Freudian slip. You're ranting about the
ads interrupting you in the podcast. Literally an ad broke
in in the middle of you talking about it's amazing,
and then three minutes later, Yeah, people send me these
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clips if you get the opportunity to do it. I
know it's a couple of hoops to jump through, but
I do like listening to them. No, I have washed
my hands of whatever Michiagos is going on with the
podcasts because I could not care less. I was trying
to help. I was trying to point things in the
right direction and do whatever I could do.
Speaker 2 (22:38):
But I do not care.
Speaker 4 (22:40):
So if they get that figured out, I hope that
they do. I certainly want that experience for our podcast
listeners to be one that is not frustrating.
Speaker 2 (22:50):
But I don't know.
Speaker 4 (22:51):
Will the Chick fil A streaming service be available on Sundays, Well, see,
I think this is a way for them to shut down.
I think that it is a way for them to
generate revenue on Sundays. This is pretty sneaky.
Speaker 8 (23:01):
Or it's just a livestream church on Sunday. That's the
only thing you can access on Sundays twenty four to seven,
well twenty four for one day, just live stream Jesus.
Speaker 4 (23:11):
It's like when my grandmother. You know, my grandma lived
to one hundred and three, and she still went to church.
I was going to say religiously, she still went to
church probably up until a year before that. You know,
my grandma lived by herself, and she was very very
mobile until like really that last year, like one hundred
(23:33):
and two to one hundred and three is kind of
when the whole house of cards came down, and so
at that point she still didn't want to miss church.
So I remember her sitting there in that chair watching
the televised mass. I mean, there were people way way
younger than her who were in full use of their facilities,
who counted that as going to church. They were like, yeah,
(23:55):
sit at home and watch it. I was way past
caring about going to church in the first place. It
wasn't even on my radar. But boy, she to the
very end she would sit there and watch Mass. And
so what I'm trying to say is, I'm sad that
my grandma didn't live to see the Chick fil A
streaming service, because she probably would have really enjoyed it. Allen,
(24:17):
I'm forty six. I'm also a woman. Again, I am
a woman, and I've never heard of docking. No, I'm
reading it right here. It says I've never heard of docking.
So that's one on your side. Oh, now she believes her.
Now she believes it's a woman.
Speaker 8 (24:32):
I don't believe anything.
Speaker 4 (24:33):
Why because nothing matters. Why don't you believe anything? I
bet you believe in yourself.
Speaker 8 (24:39):
Apparently that changes daily, dude.
Speaker 4 (24:42):
Yeah, I join the club.
Speaker 8 (24:43):
Every day is just an every day is a fresh Hell, Mary,
it's a roll of the dice.
Speaker 4 (24:48):
Don't know what happened to Oh I'm sorry, well, roll
of the dice, because you have to put it in
gambling terms. I understand what happened today.
Speaker 8 (24:59):
So get this little They're like, sorry, we missed you.
Pick up your package from UPS right, and we it
just the yellow slip stuck to the door. Yeah, it
just has our apartment number on it, so we don't
know if it's for me or my roommates. So both
of us go to the UPS room. We're like, hey,
we got this, we don't know what it is.
Speaker 2 (25:15):
Well, you actually got two.
Speaker 8 (25:16):
They scan the first one, they go, well, this isn't
coming until three o'clock today, and we were like, then,
how are they sorry they missed us if it hasn't
been delivered yet. And the guy was like, I don't know,
come back at three. So then the other one he scans,
he goes, okay, which one is Mary? So that's me
and he goes all right, let me go get your package.
And it was like no joke, like fifteen minutes of
this guy being in the back and my roommate I
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was she was standing there and I was like, she's like,
what did you order. I was like, I didn't order anything.
I have no idea what this is. She goes, is,
what if it's big. I was like, I'll have to
walk it home.
Speaker 2 (25:47):
I don't know what it is.
Speaker 8 (25:48):
And so she's like, well, if you ordered the lawnmower
or something, well, I didn't order anything, right, And that's
why I was like, I don't know. Maybe one of
my family members sent me something. I have no idea
what it is because not that many people have my address.
And so she's like, well, let me just wait with
you in case it is like some random big package
you need help carry. And it's okay. So then like
another ten minutes go by and I'm like, dude, just
just leave. You don't have to be here. So they
(26:08):
come back and they're like, yeah, we don't have this,
and I.
Speaker 2 (26:11):
Was like, well they oh no, no.
Speaker 8 (26:12):
They came back and then they said how big is
your package? And I was like I don't know what
it is and they're like, so you don't know how
big it is? And I was like, I'm here to
receive whatever you guys have for me. So then they
go we don't have it, so you have to call
customer service. So I call customer service and I put
it on speakerphone and they're like, yeah, they have it.
So now we're going back and forth about this mystery package.
Speaker 4 (26:33):
How far away is the ups place?
Speaker 8 (26:35):
It's not far. It's like two blocks and it's on
my way to the train, so it's not out of
the way or anything like that. And so the guy's like, well,
I don't know what to tell you, and he like
goes and gets another guy and the guy's like, oh,
we shipped that back to the cender today, so you
have to contact the sender. I was like, I don't
know who the sender is. I have on either end, Like, well,
we can't release that information. That's confidential information. And I
(26:58):
was like, well, so then, whatever this mystery package is,
I don't know where it is, what it's supposed to be,
or who sent it, but I don't have it. So
now I'm like frustrated about the way.
Speaker 2 (27:08):
Why can't they tell you who sent you a package?
Speaker 8 (27:10):
They said it I don't know. They said confidential information.
They can't give out the senders information. I have no
idea what's going on. So then I get back on
the phone with customer service and they're like, yeah, well,
our system still says that it shows it's at.
Speaker 2 (27:24):
The location, and you know, none of this is going
to be worth it in the end.
Speaker 8 (27:27):
That's my point is that I'm like, whatever this is,
And now I was a little frustrated. I'm like because
I'm like, what is it? Where is it? How do
we find it? How does nobody know where this is?
And then I'm like, I didn't even know this package
existed twenty minutes ago, and now it's a problem in
my life.
Speaker 2 (27:40):
Right, I'm so annoyed.
Speaker 8 (27:42):
And I get an email from Nike that says, we've
canceled your order. This sounds like a scam. No, it's
from like Nike's website. I picked up shoes from this
same UPS store last week.
Speaker 2 (27:57):
Oh so it's probably those, and there's just the have
the shoes right, But I'm saying, so they get that
Nike's not good at keeping track of this kind of stuff,
so it's probably that package. But because you picked it up,
they and somebody PROBA didn't scan it there or whatever.
Speaker 8 (28:14):
So it's just like I got a receipt and everything
from from the UPS store saying like, you picked up
your package. So that's why they pick up your package.
Is what the other guy says when you're docking there,
go ahead. Thank you for letting me know that, and.
Speaker 2 (28:27):
Also so keep an eye on it. You might get
a full refund on those shoes.
Speaker 8 (28:30):
Well that's what they just emailed me. And we're like,
we canceled your order. Sorry you didn't pick it up
in time. We'll send you a refund in the next
eight days.
Speaker 4 (28:38):
Oh you double dip in free shoes.
Speaker 8 (28:40):
I was like, I was like, I just get a
two hundred pair of shoes for free. Yeah, you may
have is well, because I wanted to ask you, Bill
if something like this has ever happened to you. It
has They just and that's crazy me too, because I'm like,
this is a multi billion dollar company that they just
don't care that. They're just like, well, somebody messed up.
Have your have your either have another pair of shoes
or have your money right, which is crazy and.
Speaker 2 (29:02):
It's it's very rare. I mean, I've bought a lot
of shoes from Nike. This happened, is happened me once,
but yeah, it happens.
Speaker 8 (29:09):
Well because it said there were two items in the package,
and they were like, well, we definitely don't have two,
like we're gonna look for one, blah blah blah. And
so this I got to the Nike store or the
Nike store the UPS store at like maybe twelve fifteen
because I was like on my way to the train,
and I did not get onto the train until like
almost one fifteen because I'm like, well.
Speaker 4 (29:30):
Two items means a shoe for each foot.
Speaker 8 (29:32):
Right, Maybe I don't know that they send shoes packaged separately.
I've never had that happen before.
Speaker 4 (29:38):
I've also never had that happen. Oh yeah, two separate.
You got to go for the other one. I got
the one right there at the door, but you got
to go back for.
Speaker 2 (29:45):
The other one.
Speaker 8 (29:46):
But yeah, when you say like nothing matters, I went
from like I don't know this thing exists to now
I'm aggravated no one knows where the package is, to hey,
maybe I'll get free shoes right now. It's on you
to chase it down. I'm not chasing anything. I'm gonna
see if Nike gives me my money back next week,
and if they don't, I already have the shoes. Yeah,
so I'm not going to do anything from here on out.
Speaker 2 (30:06):
Right, Yeah, yeah, you're you're good. Hey, guys, I actually
got the shoes. Don't don't send my money back, you.
Speaker 8 (30:16):
Take it back and Nike. No, it's not like a
mom and pop shop, right, no way. I don't feel
bad about that at all.
Speaker 4 (30:22):
Dear Nike. I am writing to tell you that I
got shoes that you already sent me. If you could
take these back, all right, well, yeah you might have
some free shoes then weird day.
Speaker 2 (30:36):
Congratulations, I'm slipping when it comes to shoes. There's a
pair that came out this morning that I wasn't even like.
These are one of my favorite shoes from the nineties,
and they did a retro of it and I didn't
even know it was coming out today. O. My brother
texts me because they they're a Andrea Agasy shoe, uh,
the hot Lavas great shoes, and he's like, oh, he's
(30:59):
an idahost. He's like, I would have had to wake
up at six o'clock in the morning to get these,
and I was like, I didn't even know they were coming.
I was like, if you would have told me, I
would have had them for both of us. But I
completely I'm slipping, which is real bad in the shoe game.
Speaker 8 (31:13):
Yeah, I was.
Speaker 4 (31:14):
You gotta get the Magacy cakes right there?
Speaker 9 (31:17):
Did you miss them?
Speaker 6 (31:18):
Because we missed you, well, not Jerry from Willoughby, but
the rest of you.
Speaker 4 (31:26):
On seven double U M M. As the Guardians are
(31:50):
playing tonight, Pirates are in town, first of three around
the corner here at Progressive Fields. Seven ten is the
first pit.
Speaker 2 (32:01):
Six forty.
Speaker 4 (32:01):
Right after we get out of here, get your pregame
coverage underway, and today and tomorrow, by the way, the
last two days. If you plan on doing any shopping
at cle Clothing Company last couple of days, you can
use Lake. That is the promo code for the word
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off whatever you want. If you're in one of their stores,
(32:21):
do it when you check out. If you're lazy and online,
you can use it there too, it's promo code. And
then Sunday, when September starts, you're going to want to
switch to the word Guardian and you can use that
all month, so different one every month, but Guardians Pirates
tonight seven to ten on the buzzard. The ladies continue
(32:43):
to check in on the iHeartRadio app to put Mary
in her place.
Speaker 2 (32:47):
Hi Ellen, this is Scotia and I'm total woman and
I've heard of talking.
Speaker 8 (32:54):
Oh Mary, I can't believe you keep the ship.
Speaker 2 (33:01):
My name is.
Speaker 4 (33:03):
Thank you, Scotia. Here's another text from Chuck Alan. I'm
a sixty six year old woman and I've heard of this.
So take that Mary. Between Chuck and Scotia. You got
to come and at you from all sides, from the ladies.
So much for the gals looking out for each other,
so much for women supporting women.
Speaker 8 (33:25):
Mm hmm. It was very very female Texters.
Speaker 4 (33:32):
You heard the message.
Speaker 8 (33:33):
There's no hi Ellen, this is Scotia.
Speaker 4 (33:38):
That's Scotia.
Speaker 3 (33:39):
Mary.
Speaker 2 (33:40):
I know who it is, the Scotia. Wow, I didn't
even know you were a listener. Well, it's a pretty
common name. My daughter is also named Scotia.
Speaker 4 (33:48):
Oh really. I got a lot of text from people
in the break about their going through the exact same
thing you are with the packages. Yeah, I'm running back
and forth and back and forth.
Speaker 2 (34:00):
So it's so nice to have a building where like
it's delivered to somebody, somebody has to sign for it. Yes,
and then we now we have a package room where
everything goes into the room and you just you don't
have to like go and bother anybody at the front
desk anymore. You just buzz in with an app, get
your stuff, and you're in and out.
Speaker 4 (34:21):
That's great.
Speaker 2 (34:22):
It is great for me. There's a lot of people
in my building that are not having a great time
with it because they're old and so there they the
technology is a little much for them. So they'll come
down with their laptop or like they'll printtop, they'll print
out the code and they'll have the code written down.
They got to type it in with my phone. I
just it's bluetooth, so it just opens automatically. Hit the button.
Speaker 4 (34:47):
So are they like they're like Amazon drop off lockers
or it's just.
Speaker 2 (34:51):
A room that they have. Uh, it's an app called Luxore. Yeah,
and as the Amazon or up or whoever drops off
the package, they scan it in and then they put
it in like certain areas within the room and then
they go, okay, go get your stuff.
Speaker 4 (35:10):
That's pretty nice. Alan, I'm arguing with Footlocker right now
because they sent one shoe to my son.
Speaker 8 (35:19):
How does happen?
Speaker 4 (35:21):
Somebody screwed up at the fulfillment thing? You know, they
got that massive Amazon fulfillment center over there by Memphis
Kitty Park.
Speaker 8 (35:29):
They have one in All.
Speaker 2 (35:31):
They're all over the place now heights. Well, it's on Memphis,
so it's cross street from Memphis Kittie Park. Yeah.
Speaker 4 (35:37):
Oh, there's more than that. I didn't they turn there's one.
There's one on Madison. What was the old mall that
they turned into an Amazon. Uh, not Ross Park Mall,
that's Pittsburgh, but Randall Park, the park mall. Yeah, yeah,
the one in uh that was not Precious Moments American Greetings.
Their whole place is an Amazon. Yeah, because they're at
(35:58):
a Crocker Park now.
Speaker 2 (35:59):
Yeah. What was the package that Mary had to go
back at three o'clock for?
Speaker 8 (36:03):
They wouldn't tell us. Yeah, And because we asked them,
we were like, hey, well, which one of us is it?
Speaker 11 (36:08):
Four?
Speaker 8 (36:08):
Because we don't both want to come back. And they
were like, we don't have any information. I was like
what They're like, we don't know the name on it
or anything until we scan it in. We just know
there's a package coming like this place. This can't be
how you guys conduct business.
Speaker 4 (36:21):
Well, what sucks is the person that you're talking to
had nothing to do with any of it. They're just
a work work or be behind the counter and they're like,
I don't know, man, I'm as confused as you are.
But they're the point person and they got nothing for you, right.
Speaker 8 (36:38):
And it sound like I'm mad at him or anything,
but it is one of those where they were back
there for so long and then they came out like
under the front desk and we're like digging and finding
packages under the front desk and I was like, Oh,
there's no system here, and then they were like how
big is the package? I'm like, you guys have no
idea what you're doing.
Speaker 4 (36:54):
This is what is going to bring back the Postal service.
And I don't mean the band it might too Ben
Gibbard Chef's Kiss, But what I'm saying is this is
what's going to bring back the United States Postal Service,
not to its former glories, of course, but the more
(37:14):
the more independent contractory, the FedEx and UPS and Amazon,
especially Amazon, since they're the ones pulling the most weight,
the more that these kind of supply lines and these
routes get weirder and weirder, people are going to go
screw it. I'm just going to the post Office. I've
(37:34):
been dealing with the Post Office my whole life, and
this is what's going to bring them that. And of
course the EV trucks you never hear them coming.
Speaker 2 (37:45):
Well, the thing is, if it's foot Locker or Nike,
they have contracts with different So it's not like they're
gonna be like, oh, well, we'll start using You know
that they're contractually obligated to use UPS or FEDII for
a certain amount of stuff.
Speaker 9 (38:01):
Yeah.
Speaker 14 (38:03):
H hell.
Speaker 15 (38:05):
And I'm catching up on the podcast and it just
occurred to me that Bill lives with a bunch of
old people, right, Like the the Kindo complex is mostly
old people. Some of these dudes haven't had a boner
in thirty years. He is going to have somebody die
from bringing these young women around flashing their boobies. Someone
(38:29):
is going to see that, get a boner, pass out dead.
Speaker 8 (38:34):
Hm.
Speaker 2 (38:35):
But what a way to go?
Speaker 4 (38:36):
Does that concern you at all?
Speaker 2 (38:38):
No, that old people? That means what grandma, what boner?
First of all, if you if you die from getting
a boner, it was your time.
Speaker 11 (38:47):
Uh.
Speaker 2 (38:47):
And also that means the units will get sold, and
that means the prices go up. Oh I see, So
like yeah, the price go along with I call it
boner equity. That's how it is subscribed to my blog
about how to go ahead using girls dumping out their
(39:08):
boobs to increase your property value.
Speaker 4 (39:10):
And yeah, look at you, and you've got a new
name for your next comedy hour, Bill Squire death Boner.
That's exciting too.
Speaker 2 (39:20):
So you watched Adam Sandler's.
Speaker 8 (39:21):
Yet, No, I have a life, guys, I can't just
wow wow, Sorry, things going on?
Speaker 2 (39:28):
Right? Spent two hours at ups today?
Speaker 8 (39:31):
Exactly when don't I have time to watch them with
Sailor's on.
Speaker 4 (39:35):
Your phone while you're waiting last night when old Lady
Santora's here, I wasn't at home in front of the TV.
Speaker 8 (39:42):
Couldn't be too busy, you know.
Speaker 2 (39:44):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (39:47):
All, And I sent my ex girlfriend a box of
Pooh in the mail twenty years ago, right, did it
get there? Is that the I mean that that service
has been available for a long long time. Yes, that's
how you know? You know, people say, oh, culture and
society started to go downhill because of social media. No,
(40:10):
culture and society started to go downhill when a service
became available that you could mail someone an angry poop
and that was a long time ago. That's when things,
along with a lot of other things as well, of
course late stage capitalism, et cetera. But yes, when you
could mail someone your poop and not as like a
(40:31):
sweet gift, there's no scenario in which somebody's going to
happily receive that it was a spie gift gift in
the loosest sense. I guess that you would send that
to somebody.
Speaker 6 (40:43):
What to do?
Speaker 3 (40:44):
Peepe poop, pee pee poo, poo pooh. I like to
do too, poo poo, peep pe poo.
Speaker 2 (40:49):
This is a message from one of the women that
was dumping out their boobs. Oh my god, if my
booby's made someone die, I would be so happy. Literally,
that dirty little man can haunt me forever. That would
be peak femininity.
Speaker 4 (41:06):
Peak femininity. Wow, it's hard to even say if you
kill a man with your sexuality, you got it going on, boy,
But you want to talk about Yeah, But again, the
odds are also against that person. You said, if this
guy dies of a boner, it was his time. But
that's often an involuntary response, right, I mean, you know,
(41:33):
I think I give him credit. I hadn't even know
you kind of gave yourself away. I gotta tell you,
because it wouldn't even occurred to me that if somebody dies,
that opens up, you know, as you described it, the
real estate thing. Now I have to wonder if you're
in cahoots with the people who sell these condo units
in your building. No, I'm not, Are you sure?
Speaker 10 (41:58):
Uh?
Speaker 2 (41:58):
Scheduled my mortgage screament and I saw my property value
like they give you like an estimate. I think they
call it a z estimate because it's and say, this
is what your property is likely worth on the market today,
And oh, that's pretty good.
Speaker 4 (42:15):
Likely worth.
Speaker 8 (42:17):
No, sell it and move into the new apartments next
door to the I don't want to live down. You
have to. Well, you're fired if you don't.
Speaker 2 (42:28):
So you don't have hiring firing power.
Speaker 8 (42:31):
Fired if you don't, When did When did you take
away my firing part?
Speaker 2 (42:34):
May see me after the show. This is an email
I sent out.
Speaker 8 (42:38):
I didn't read it.
Speaker 2 (42:40):
Well, I know you.
Speaker 4 (42:41):
Guess what happens when you said enough of that? Guess
what happens when you don't read the emails. People throw
your protein shakes out.
Speaker 8 (42:47):
This is insane. I quit.
Speaker 2 (42:48):
If I can't fire Bill, I quit again.
Speaker 8 (42:51):
We'll figure it out. See me after the show.
Speaker 4 (42:53):
Hey, fist Peter.
Speaker 14 (42:55):
Alan, weren't you on the cruise, Yes, sir, hell oh yeah.
Speaker 4 (43:01):
I'll tell you what. Out of all the fists we've
had on the cruise, I met fist Paul, I met
fist Derek, and I met fist Randy. Fist Peter was
the nicest one.
Speaker 2 (43:11):
I believe it.
Speaker 14 (43:11):
Before I got my I went up the Sealy Clothing Company,
got there, got a light colored shirt because I wanted
you guys to sign it right. And then I get
on there and I'm like, I getting nervous and then
I'm Bill standing right in front of where we were sitting.
So I was like, screwed. Okay, go over to Bill.
(43:31):
I asked him, you know, I'm super fan, would you
sign this? He's super nice, and he signed it and
everything I meant to face.
Speaker 2 (43:38):
I forgot it and grab it. You'll feel how firm it.
Speaker 14 (43:42):
Was open, So I get I'm getting it. We're just
hanging out and uh, I get like five high noons
in and the time's running out. And then I ran
into the boat bangers and they were helping me trying
to track you guys down because I guess Alan was
just flitting around and then I say, there's married, there's Mary.
(44:03):
So I never got out, but I got Mary and
then she put the shirt on. She's like, what do
you want me to ride?
Speaker 12 (44:09):
Like?
Speaker 14 (44:09):
I don't know, and she wrote no babies while she
was leaned over the table, sign in my shirt. Pete
in her boot, Hey, I thought.
Speaker 2 (44:22):
You were saying, like you look down her shirt? Yeah
a little.
Speaker 4 (44:31):
Oh it's pissed, Peter. My screen said, fist Peter. I'm sorry,
I completely miss it. I read that wrong. And WHOA
what a terrible thing.
Speaker 1 (44:39):
Mary?
Speaker 4 (44:39):
Do you remember leaving with one wet foot? No?
Speaker 8 (44:42):
I mean my feet were sweaty to begin with, So
joke's on.
Speaker 7 (44:46):
You, Pete.
Speaker 4 (44:47):
Her feet were already sweaty. Yeah, so Mary, you didn't
notice that your one boot was crustier than normal.
Speaker 8 (44:54):
I don't know if leather gets crusty.
Speaker 4 (44:57):
All right, Well see what a herd warming story. Yeah huh.
Speaker 14 (45:03):
I got to get your signature anyhow, But I signed.
Speaker 4 (45:06):
A couple of things. I thought yours was one of them.
Speaker 11 (45:09):
No, I know.
Speaker 4 (45:11):
It's okay, it's not a bother, but my my, what
I tell people? Of course my signature will instantly devalue
whatever you put in front of me.
Speaker 14 (45:19):
So just on there too.
Speaker 4 (45:23):
Well, mattitude is uh, he's a young man, he's out there.
He's quite the swordsman. Yeah, he's good at what he does. Okay, well,
I'm uh, I'm glad you were on the cruise.
Speaker 14 (45:33):
I missed the after party. I carried a stupid shirt around.
I'll be quick here. Ended up at that? Was that
Nope with the Nuevo the Mexican right there? Yeah, I
had had a couple of pops with Scott the Stripper.
Speaker 2 (45:47):
Scott the Stripper.
Speaker 4 (45:48):
Yes, I'll tell you what, boy, when he starts tearing
off articles of clothing, you want to talk about involuntary boners?
Holy crow.
Speaker 14 (45:59):
But it was a one time Thank you very much,
look forward to the next one.
Speaker 4 (46:03):
Thanks for coming me too. Oh there's Fistpeter. You know,
I was looking at my calendar on my phone. I
was talking about my grandmother Lass segment. I was just
glancing at my calendar on my phone and today was
her birthday and I miss my I miss my Nana.
She probably would have been one hundred and ten something
(46:24):
right now. I mean, you know she's been She was
one hundred and three when she died. But she's been
dead for a minute. But I do miss my grand
what's that, Grandma?
Speaker 8 (46:34):
A bunch of aase souls?
Speaker 4 (46:35):
No, thank you, Grandma, I miss you a bunch of
aase souls. Boy, Alan, I suffer from cardio myopathy, but
I am one hundred percent open to the dumping of
boobies in my presence. Death risk be damned.
Speaker 8 (46:53):
How about that?
Speaker 4 (46:54):
See open out the world somebody who is willing Like
the line, what a way to go?
Speaker 2 (47:03):
What a way to go? Alan?
Speaker 4 (47:05):
I watched twenty minutes of that Sandler special last night
and did not laugh once. Adam Sandler is just not funny.
Speaker 2 (47:12):
You're crazy.
Speaker 4 (47:13):
Well, like one of the things, I thought this was funny.
There's a lot of Sandler stuff where I watch and
I go, yeah, I thought this was funny. It had
it had like a very laid back quality to it.
Speaker 2 (47:25):
Directed by one of the Softie brothers, So there's an
element of that in it that I really enjoyed and
I cackled watching it. So whoever this is that didn't
enjoy it, I'm sorry that you don't enjoy that kind
of silly and like, just like you said, relaxed humor.
But I watched it again with my girlfriend last night.
Left it just as hard and she was crying laughing too.
(47:47):
It's just a lot of fun. And then it ends
on like a real kind of sentimental note, which I loved.
Speaker 8 (47:52):
I didn't need that.
Speaker 2 (47:52):
But Alan, he didn't say he peeded. And Mary's boot
he said he peaked at her boobe?
Speaker 8 (48:00):
Is that what he said?
Speaker 4 (48:01):
I mean, her boot is weird, but in the boot
he must have said. He had to have said peaked
at your boot because that's what we were talking about.
But pe in your boot is what it sounded like.
And okay, that's even better. But Mary still had wet feet, right,
you said they were sweaty.
Speaker 8 (48:20):
I mean, yeah, I wore knee high leather boots on
an eighty five degree day. Yeah good, it did look
very good, Allan.
Speaker 4 (48:28):
I met Mary at the Guardians game Sunday and she
was the sweetest person.
Speaker 2 (48:33):
Oh hi, we never get that version of.
Speaker 8 (48:35):
You because I am tired.
Speaker 2 (48:40):
I mean, it's very but by the time we get her. See,
if you meet me, people have told me I'm the
sweetest person ever Comparatively, No, I don't have I'm not.
The people aren't peeing in a boot.
Speaker 8 (48:51):
They're also getting me for probably a minute, right, you
guys have to we're.
Speaker 2 (48:55):
Here for the past. Oh hi, Hey, how are you
going to see.
Speaker 8 (49:00):
So we can take a picture.
Speaker 4 (49:00):
I think he's and you never break stride right right? Oh,
I'm just gonna go over here. I'm trying to find
the lou.
Speaker 2 (49:07):
Trying to get this out my boot.
Speaker 4 (49:10):
Hey, you don't have any paper towel back there, do you?
That would be great? You've heard of pussing boots? Okay,
Bill squire dot com for tickets?
Speaker 2 (49:20):
Good? Were you gonna be Willoughby at Willoughby next Saturday?
And Imposters Theater next Friday? Mary, you're coming in for that,
right Bill Willoughby? Uh? Jer tickets Bill squire dot com. Bye,
out of my mind? Funny, but you want to fly home?
I thought you'd want to support a fellow comedian.
Speaker 8 (49:39):
To fly home. Bill, pay for my plane tickets?
Speaker 4 (49:42):
Why do you drive?
Speaker 2 (49:42):
Mary, I'll let you do the I'll let you do
a guest spot the radio.
Speaker 6 (49:47):
Program Determined to Shave Cleveland's ass.
Speaker 4 (49:50):
No, save Cleveland's ass. Oh that makes a lot more sense.
Speaker 9 (49:54):
Then show on.
Speaker 6 (49:58):
And as.
Speaker 4 (50:57):
Little Sealy crew get you of the holiday and a
lot of our Columbus bureau chieves hit me up with
this Johnny Gaudreaux story that's really really sad, so sad.
Speaker 8 (51:07):
I don't know.
Speaker 4 (51:08):
I know who he was, Johnny gudrou I mean his
best years, he used to played for the Calgary Flames.
I mean, I'm a hockey fan. I'm not obviously watching everything,
but you know, i worked with the Pittsburgh Penguins for
many years and I'm just a big, big hockey fan.
And Johnny Gudreau was this guy. His brother played in
the AHL back in the day, and young guy. He
and his brother were in New Jersey for their sister's
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wedding and they were on bikes and a drunk driver
hit him and kill both of them. Some dude who
told the cops that he thought he had had five
or six drinks he thought before he got well you
look at the guy shot, yeah, of course. And yeah,
so it's a big, big blow to the NHL because
he was he was just kind of you know, everybody
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liked him and he was a good player. They called
him Johnny Hockey because he was he was not a
big you know a lot of guys in hockey, they
might not look like it. I mean, everybody sounds skates
and obviously that makes a bit tall that. Yeah, but
a lot of those guys are you know, six two
sixty three. He was a small, smaller guy, and so
he was not a guy that he's just scrappy and
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he was good. But his sister obviously canceled her wedding
or at the very least postponed it. I don't think
she canceled it, but Katie Gaudreau is her sister, and
Johnny and Matt were in New Jersey and this was
the night before her wedding. Katie Gudreaux and her fiance
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Devin Joyce called off their nuptials, which were to happen
today at the Parish of Saint Mary in Gloucester City,
New Jersey. The wedding was supposed to be at one
forty five this afternoon, Johnny and Matthew serving as groomsman
and their other sister the maid of honor.
Speaker 8 (52:56):
Both brothers are dead.
Speaker 10 (52:58):
That sucks.
Speaker 4 (52:58):
Yeah, it's just really really sad.
Speaker 8 (53:03):
Not exactly the same. My buddy that I've known in
comedy for twelve years, his dad died last week. I
think on like Wednesday, and his sister's wedding is next
weekend and his brother's baby is due two days before that.
So like his dad is I mean literally worse timing
where it's like you're is going to be a grandpa
(53:23):
and see his first kid get married. Yeah, and then
died a week before both of them.
Speaker 2 (53:28):
Yep, very inconsiderate.
Speaker 4 (53:31):
Well, I have a friend whose dad passed away very
very abruptly, and her sister was getting married, and she did,
she got married, but I was just like, oh, okay,
like my sister, right, I mean, my dad passed away
a couple of years ago. It's much much fresher for
my friend. But you know, my sister, my dad wasn't
at her wedding. Yeah, you know, her son watered it out.
(53:53):
It was just ugh, just girls never get enough time
with their dads, no matter how long they live.
Speaker 8 (54:01):
They just don't.
Speaker 4 (54:03):
And so anyway, yeah, Matt, I think they both went
to Boston College. I don't remember if that was the
case or not, but I know Matt Gadreau was was
a little bit younger than Johnny, but Johnny Gudreau played
currently for the Columbus Blue Jackets. That's why I was
hearing from all the Columbus bureau chiefs and so Ohio's
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only NHL rep. And you know, he was a very
well liked player. But I just remember when he played.
He got drafted by the Calgary Flames. That's what I
remember him from. I don't even think I realized he
was playing for the Blue Jackets. But and when I
first heard the story, I assumed they were in another car,
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but they were on bikes. Like last night, eight o'clock
at night, the driver of the car, Sean Higgins, had
attempted to pass too slow me moving vehicles and instead
hit them on their bikes from behind. So he must
have just torn around these vehicles mad that they were
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going too slowly. He's drunk, failed the sobriety test and
had told the cops that he had had five or six.
Speaker 8 (55:17):
Beers before the incident.
Speaker 2 (55:22):
That's just such a bummer.
Speaker 4 (55:23):
Johnny Gudreau survived by his wife, Meredith, and their two children.
So yeah, that sucks, man, really sucks. They had a
one year old daughter and a six month old son. Geez, yeah,
little kids, little kids. He's only thirty one. I mean, listen,
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in a little bit better news, you know, Leah remedy
is getting divorced, so she's back on the market.
Speaker 2 (55:54):
Though. Okay, FYI, you know she doesn't have that scientology
stink on her anymore. She got out of there, so
that's good news. I guess I don't think I'm her
real type.
Speaker 4 (56:08):
You don't think so? Oh come on, Alan, I said,
Mary a physical copy of the Urban Dictionary the other day.
Do you know if she picked it up from ups yet?
Speaker 8 (56:19):
It is lost? Certain? Oh no, it is completely sure.
Speaker 4 (56:28):
I got some poop news that kind of ties in
with some of that guy in Colorado called the local
news because he had ordered some things from Amazon and
one of his packages included a bag of poop. He
ordered some guitar tuners and got them, but also a
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bag of poop.
Speaker 2 (56:54):
In uh in the box.
Speaker 16 (56:57):
Well, I didn't know what it was because it was
kind of dark. I had just gotten home work. It
was late at night, and I couldn't tell what it was.
And I reached in and then I smelled it and
it was on my hand.
Speaker 4 (57:05):
Okay, so this guy didn't even turn on the lights.
He goes, oh, this is how you know that this
guy is a guitar nerd because he was so excited.
He there, turn the lights on. He goes, oh, my
tuners came. He opens it up, feels something squishy and
probably not warm, squishy and cold, and goes, that doesn't
feel like a guitar tuner. And then I smelled it
(57:26):
and got it on my hand. He got poopy guitar
tuner all over his hand. It was late at night,
and I couldn't tell what it was. And I reached
in and then I smelled it and it was on
my hand and there was poop in there.
Speaker 16 (57:40):
We haven't had any arguments with anybody or anything. And
we see the drivers occasionally and and just say thanks,
and that's about it. I never had any like, you know,
major issues with any of the drivers, So I have
no idea. Well, I just hope they figure out who
it is that did it, and I'd like to know why.
Speaker 4 (57:58):
He'd like to know why, because I don't let people
who work in the fulfillment centers go to the bathroom.
Speaker 2 (58:03):
That's why.
Speaker 4 (58:05):
It was probably somebody working the line who pooped into
a ziplock bag and just put it in the box.
Speaker 2 (58:11):
I take that Amazon into a ziplock bag. I'm sure
it was just like right into the box.
Speaker 4 (58:17):
Well, it says he got a bag of poop. Oh,
but I'm sure it wasn't a zip block, he said,
the oh you think just wrapped up in like?
Speaker 2 (58:24):
Oh, I see.
Speaker 4 (58:25):
So he has a box that does include what he orders,
got the guitar tuners in a bag and poop in
another bag. And he now, had he in the dark
opened the right bag, he would have been none the
wiser it would have opened it up, and then mammis
stinks and felt the guitar tuners.
Speaker 2 (58:46):
But he had a fifty to fifty chance of grabbing
the turd, and that's what he did.
Speaker 4 (58:54):
And now he wants and again, the only reason we
know about this is because this guy called the news.
Speaker 2 (59:00):
That's what I like.
Speaker 4 (59:02):
If anything like that happened to you, would you call
the news?
Speaker 3 (59:06):
Yeah?
Speaker 8 (59:06):
I don't know what I would do, would you?
Speaker 2 (59:08):
Because you're gonna be on television day I pop come over.
Speaker 4 (59:12):
I pooped my pants. I ate too much corn. I
mean they're gonna come over and sit you down. You
got to back and forth talking to a producer or
the MMJ or whatever. Hey, can we come talk to
you about the poop in your Amazon box?
Speaker 2 (59:28):
You better well, they don't have any becomes an epidemic.
There's a cereal pooper.
Speaker 4 (59:34):
They didn't have any water ski in the squirrels out
there in Pueblo, Colorado. John Rossitur is the guy. He said,
he's still in disbelief, are you No, I don't think
that the implication is that a driver did anything. They
they don't let people take bathroom breaks at Amazon fulfillment centers.
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Everybody's heard horror stories of people who work at these places. Oh,
I got docked because I had to pee and I
didn't have I wasn't cleared to take a break or whatever. Yes, Oh,
the stupid, stupid parameters. So this guy kind of the
(01:00:16):
longer story here. I played you a little clip of
the interview, but the longer story it's kind of along
the lines of what was going on with Mary. He's like, oh,
I got it. I had to follow up on a
tracking number and then I had to call them and
they said that it was the tracking number of my package.
But I said, yeah, I know, Like, how are you
going to solve that? You're not going to solve the
(01:00:38):
poop mystery with a tracking number? Oh no, the that's
not the tracking number on the poop pooped rivacy. Yeah,
but I like how he because this is how people
think now he goes. I mean, we haven't had any
arguments with anybody recently.
Speaker 2 (01:00:55):
Maybe his uh significant other just just trying to play
it her less and she pooped in it and steal
it back up.
Speaker 4 (01:01:03):
Oh really, well here's a clip of him playing playing
that's why it's sticking to the strings. Are you implying
that that is subpar playing?
Speaker 2 (01:01:25):
I'm just goofing around, Uh, just be goofing.
Speaker 4 (01:01:31):
So anyway, A I would not call the news. B Uh,
what's the I don't know how you follow this up?
I mean sure, I'd be curious.
Speaker 2 (01:01:43):
It's I just want to know who did it and why,
Like it's I bet the news called him.
Speaker 4 (01:01:50):
I bet he How would they know?
Speaker 2 (01:01:51):
I bet he posted on social media and people were like, oh,
that's crazy, and then would you like to talk about
this something?
Speaker 4 (01:01:57):
But he even post it, like why would you post?
Speaker 8 (01:02:00):
Why would you?
Speaker 2 (01:02:01):
All right? I know because of Amazon? You tag Amazon?
You go, hey I got some poop? Yeah, okay, hey
at Amazon. This is a craziness. I got a box
with poop in It's a crazy story to be like, Yeah,
I try to get some guitartooners in. There's poop in there,
and guess what happened. Don't put it out with your boots, dad, That's.
Speaker 4 (01:02:25):
Probably what it was. He probably puts something on the
Facebook and then News five there in Pueblo picked it up.
Speaker 8 (01:02:35):
Oh god, hi is this John?
Speaker 2 (01:02:40):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (01:02:41):
Hi John? This is uh uh, this is Sooshia Scotia.
That's at News five.
Speaker 2 (01:02:48):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (01:02:48):
We hey, we saw your post about the poop. Oh yeah, yeah,
yeah yeah. Could we come interview you about the poop.
Speaker 2 (01:02:53):
Under one condition?
Speaker 17 (01:02:54):
Yes?
Speaker 2 (01:02:55):
Do you know what docking is?
Speaker 4 (01:02:56):
I sure do know what docking is?
Speaker 2 (01:02:58):
Well, come on over, I'll tell you all about it.
Speaker 4 (01:03:00):
My father was a crab fisherman and he used to
dock his boat all the time. We grew up that
kind of doc I'm sorry docking. Oh no, he would
never put his penis with a crab fishing boat.
Speaker 2 (01:03:11):
No, no, no, I don't know anything about that. We'll
come on over anywhere else. I'll tell you about pooping
and docking.
Speaker 4 (01:03:16):
Great, I'm really looking forward to this. It's going too yeah,
I think so. Now we're not going to make this
our lead story, is it?
Speaker 2 (01:03:23):
Okay?
Speaker 4 (01:03:23):
If this is like you know, in the business. We
called it a kicker story. Yeah, yeah, is it okay?
If we do that, just kind of follow up like
the sports scores, yea, with poop in a box.
Speaker 2 (01:03:32):
That's yeah, that's absolutely fine, okay, cool and like a
B story. Yes, number two, it'll be our number two.
It'll be our number two story. Yes, okay.
Speaker 4 (01:03:45):
Is there any other information you can give me before
we come out there, just so I can kind of
file this this report, any other information on the You
just posted that the the tracking number for the poop
was different than the tracking number for the tartooners or
any other.
Speaker 2 (01:04:02):
I didn't post that there tracking. I didn't order the poop, no,
I know.
Speaker 4 (01:04:06):
But part of what you post had said that you
had tried to get some information from Amazon, but we're
thus far unsuccessful, which is why we you know, we
thought we could act as kind of an intermediary. You
might have seen our commercials. John, We are here at
News five, are on your side. We are working for you. Yeah, okay,
(01:04:29):
well listen, I'm just going to put you.
Speaker 2 (01:04:31):
I don't actually want you to come over anymore. Oh,
Can I.
Speaker 4 (01:04:36):
At least come over and you can explain the docking
to me. I'll stand outside. You don't even have to.
You can just yell it to you. Could you yell
it to me? Could you leave the poop in the mailbox?
We can have a tested at least I'll do that. Okay,
thank you. That's exciting for them. What a turn of events.
Speaker 8 (01:04:58):
What it really is?
Speaker 2 (01:05:01):
I imagine them all pitching stories, so like, Okay, who's
got a story? Who's kind of story? Like, oh, we
just got you know, crimes on their eyes or uh,
there's you know, a new shop opening. Yeah, how about
guitar tunors have poop in it? Yeah, go with it?
Speaker 4 (01:05:21):
And the somebody suggested that they dust for peanuts. Ah,
so stupid. Send it back to Amazon and ask for
a refund. Well, you know you mentioned that a lot
of these shipping not the way I like my corn delivered. Now,
a lot of these shipping companies have contracts or these
companies have contracts athet X and ups things like that.
(01:05:42):
Maybe this was a terrible, terrible COLI guard mix up.
You know, when I had my colonoscopy a couple of
years ago, I have to actually make an appointment for
my follow up, which is three years after. Right after
make an appointment for my follow up colonoscopy. But the
reason that I had my first one is because I
did that Coal of Guard thing and I figured that
(01:06:05):
everything would be fine and it would be a fun
little story. Of course, it came back they said you
should make an appointment because something came up. Maybe this
is just one of those situations where Amazon has got
to a thing with col of Guard and just they
got the lines crossed.
Speaker 8 (01:06:22):
They sent him to someone else's.
Speaker 4 (01:06:24):
Yes, maybe let you go right hey, Allen red.
Speaker 9 (01:06:34):
Fit Simmons new Specials on YouTube, and it is absolutely
the funniest special that I've seen in the years.
Speaker 17 (01:06:43):
Most special stuck now and my wife and I were
laughing the entire time.
Speaker 3 (01:06:48):
It's good.
Speaker 4 (01:06:48):
Did you watch fitz Dog Now?
Speaker 2 (01:06:50):
I haven't.
Speaker 4 (01:06:50):
I didn't know there was a new specially. It's told
you know me, it's on YouTube. I hit him up
the other day, I go, hey, I know, if you're
doing any press, I go. But obviously we have an
open door policy here with Greg fitz Simmons, because he
likes to tell me that I am one of his
two favorite radio shows to do in the entire country.
He likes doing my show and he likes tast Masters
Preston and Steve and Philly and Bass Masters, OK. Three,
(01:07:13):
but I was like my two favorite shows on Masters.
I said, if you're doing if you're doing any press,
feel free. But he doesn't need it, of course. But
it's very love fits dog, very very funny. Definitely, that
dude is correct. It's called you Know Me because.
Speaker 2 (01:07:30):
He's just he's been doing it for so long and
he's so funny that there's no artifice. It's like he's
fully relaxed and funny and great and whatever. So it's
a mutual admiration society around here between me and Greg Fitzimmons.
Speaker 4 (01:07:43):
But yeah, it's called you Know Me. It's brand new.
I think it might have dropped a couple.
Speaker 2 (01:07:47):
Of days ago.
Speaker 8 (01:07:48):
And it is on YouTube The Gosh Shows of America
Rock Golty, Dirty.
Speaker 4 (01:07:59):
Show, one hundred point seven WMMS. The Guardians playing tonight,
first of three here at home before they hit the
road for a handful of games. They'll play The Pirates
(01:08:21):
tonight and there's a seven to ten start. Six forty
is when pregame will begin here in WMMS, and you
can listen on the iHeartRadio app. If you listen to
us on the app, tell me where. Noah listens in
Golden Colorado. Kirk is one of our bureau chiefs in Austin, Texas.
(01:08:42):
Mike is in Lynchburg, Virginia. Lacey listens to us in Asheville,
North Carolina, love Ashville. Marie is in Wampam, Pennsylvania. And
I got another audio clip from Waffles. You want to
hear that one yep of advertisements interrupting the show because
(01:09:04):
they can't figure out how to What's that?
Speaker 2 (01:09:07):
Though? I wish it were a bit I don't know,
that's that's what we do. That's how you know it's
becoming a bit.
Speaker 4 (01:09:16):
Biling out to lunch to get a message from jo
Anne across the mission. Stevens, it's been a hot summer.
Speaker 2 (01:09:24):
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favorite Kentucky fried chicken, say hello to Frozen Treats by
Tractor Beverage Company and they're.
Speaker 4 (01:09:31):
Now, Yeah, okay, so listen frozen chicken treats from Tractor
Beverage Company. Apparently that's the advertisement that's running there, that's
interrupting a segment from yesterday's show.
Speaker 2 (01:09:42):
At least into some of those frozen treats.
Speaker 4 (01:09:45):
Yeah, why should we should at least benefit from the
advertisements that are interrupting the program. You know, the more
conspiratorial among us might think that it's the company trying
to tell us something. Try shaving off a few minutes here,
(01:10:07):
shaving off a few minutes there. It adds up.
Speaker 2 (01:10:10):
You know.
Speaker 4 (01:10:11):
People complain about not only the advertisements interrupting, but having five, six, seven,
eight of them before we come back. And then when
it does return, we're already in a segment, so I
don't know above my pay grade. Next week on the show,
(01:10:32):
we will be out Monday for the holiday, but Tuesday
through Friday, I will have tickets for you want to
go to that Pop Evil and Bad Wolves show that's
at Temple Live.
Speaker 8 (01:10:44):
Mid November.
Speaker 4 (01:10:46):
The sum forty one Farewell Tour. It's called Tour of
the Setting sum That is in a couple of weeks
at Blossom. Collective Soul who were just here with Hooty
and the Blowfish. You might have seen them out of Blossom.
They were doing a co headlining thinking for the summer.
But Collective Soul is going back out in the fall
for their thirtieth anniversary tour. They will do November seventeenth
(01:11:07):
at MGM Northfield Park MMS presenting Clutch and Rival Sons
that headlining run that'll be mid September at Jacob's Pavilion.
I got tickets for you for that. You want to
go see nothing more at the Agora. So a lot
of good shows coming and I will hook you up
for a whole bunch of them next week. It has
(01:11:31):
been a big week for decapitations, and it just doesn't stop.
There was the couple whose son went crazy and killed them,
cut their heads off, put moms on the counter.
Speaker 2 (01:11:47):
I'm sure where dad's was still at large.
Speaker 4 (01:11:51):
There was the RFK Junior story that his daughter told
about him cutting the head off of a whale that
had been beached whal juices. The whale juices were flying
in their face on the way home. You know now
that Trump and Vance have RFK Junior in the mix,
that's a really good plan to shake off that weird
(01:12:13):
tag that everybody's been throwing at him too.
Speaker 2 (01:12:16):
And a suggestion from one of the customers on what
the when we talk about decapitations a name for it.
They got poop news, we got kids corner, She suggested
decap corner.
Speaker 4 (01:12:30):
D cap corner all right? With a k kap. Yes,
it would be a visual thing. I'll have to drop
a logo. But yeah, So there was the RFK junior thing.
There was the well a kid, a teenager got decapitated
by a shark swimming off the coast of Jamaica. A
(01:12:53):
local man said, the shark eat off manhead, eat off
one of his hand. It's crazy. Was the exact quote.
A teenage boy a decapitated by a shark.
Speaker 2 (01:13:09):
I like swiming.
Speaker 4 (01:13:12):
Yeah, sixteen year old Jamari Reid had been spearfishing by
himself near Montego Bay. Isn't there where we were? Didn't
we do the show from Montego Bay?
Speaker 2 (01:13:24):
Yeah? You remember that.
Speaker 8 (01:13:26):
I don't because you guys are trash?
Speaker 18 (01:13:30):
Why are we?
Speaker 2 (01:13:31):
It was Erica was on the show. It was still
Erica with us. Why are we trash? Because you weren't on.
Speaker 4 (01:13:37):
The show yet.
Speaker 8 (01:13:38):
I've been here five years and we haven't taken the
show trip, and we're out gallivanting to Mexico and Ireland
and wherever the hell else. Narnia Narnia, yeah right, joined Yeah,
we're grounded.
Speaker 4 (01:13:52):
I don't know what to tell you me either. Yeah,
they just don't really do that kind of stuff anymore.
You know, for a long time, those junks's were a
pretty big deal. Like the Ireland. We went when we
went to the Jamison Distillery in Dublin, that was I
mean I'd only been here like a year.
Speaker 2 (01:14:10):
And that one.
Speaker 4 (01:14:11):
Yeah, we went twice building make that one. And then
we went to Jamaica that was twenty sixteen.
Speaker 2 (01:14:16):
We had the few years that we did the baseball stuff.
That was cool. Oh out in Arizona. That fine, Yeah,
it's fine.
Speaker 4 (01:14:22):
Yeah, it was fine.
Speaker 8 (01:14:23):
It was fine.
Speaker 14 (01:14:24):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (01:14:25):
Uh but a lot of those kinds of things, I
don't know, they don't come this way anymore.
Speaker 8 (01:14:32):
I should make them make them, yes, uh.
Speaker 4 (01:14:37):
Yeah, Well I don't know how. Well, give me an idea.
You say you have the floor.
Speaker 8 (01:14:43):
You say, hey, iHeart, I'm your number one afternoon show.
I do a lot for this company. I would like
to take myself and my coworkers to broadcast from Hawaii.
And they say that sounds great.
Speaker 2 (01:14:56):
Okay, I'll be Bobby Pitts in this one. That's it again.
Speaker 8 (01:15:02):
Hey Bobby Pitts, this is Bobby Pitts. That's out cock.
Speaker 4 (01:15:05):
No, no, you're pitching it as mayor. As mayor. You
have the floor. And by the way, you guys are
so tight, you probably wouldn't call him Bobby Pitts. You'd
probably call him just by his first Yeah you go, hey, Bobby.
Now you sound like somebody who's just chopping it up
with a work pal.
Speaker 8 (01:15:22):
Listen, I've been on this show for five years. It's
a top earning show. We make this this company millions
of dollar show to the Alan Cox Show, one hundred
point seven WMMS, Cleveland's legendary rock station, and that's on
WIN Monday through Friday, two to six thirty.
Speaker 4 (01:15:37):
Why would we send a like an oh no, no,
you missed your line. This is where Bob Pittman goes.
I've never heard of that guy.
Speaker 2 (01:15:43):
As I say, why would we send an overnight shows
mid from two to six thirty pm? Oh pm, okay,
so your afternoon drive, afternoon drive. I'm gonna send an
afternoon drive. So what are you even talking about?
Speaker 8 (01:15:56):
I want to go to Hawaii and you have to
pay for it.
Speaker 2 (01:16:00):
Why don't you?
Speaker 4 (01:16:00):
Uh, she's nailing this, and she's nailing this.
Speaker 8 (01:16:03):
Negotiating how you talk to superiors, because this is how.
Speaker 2 (01:16:06):
About you just go to Hawaii and you pay for
it and you just no, no, no. Alone.
Speaker 8 (01:16:10):
The show used to be sent on trips and then
we haven't in Like.
Speaker 2 (01:16:15):
Do you know what I said?
Speaker 3 (01:16:15):
People?
Speaker 2 (01:16:16):
You know that they didn't get sent on trips. People
requested them to go on trips.
Speaker 8 (01:16:21):
Well, I am requesting to go on a trip that's
not the talent doesn't request it?
Speaker 2 (01:16:25):
Who does that?
Speaker 4 (01:16:26):
There was a client clients I.
Speaker 8 (01:16:28):
Called Hawaii and they said they want us to come
the state of Hawaii.
Speaker 2 (01:16:32):
Ideas for three hasty people that go to Hawaii. Yes,
and that's supposed to make other people want to go there.
Speaker 8 (01:16:39):
Yes, And what the state Tourism board said they want
they need our show to help bring people. Not enough
people are traveling to get the money. Then get the money,
know about it? No, no, no, you give us the money.
Speaker 6 (01:16:51):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (01:16:51):
The Hawaii is having a real hard time with the
money from Hawaii.
Speaker 8 (01:16:55):
Nobody knows about Wahu after those fires.
Speaker 4 (01:16:58):
Maybe they need the Board of Tourism, they need our help. Well,
they're very ambivalent though, the locals there. They're like, all right,
here's what I'm thinking. I'll I'll make this happen.
Speaker 2 (01:17:12):
But I think the way it's gotta happen is just
Alan and Bill should go because you are in New
York and you need to be there for all your
other things. And then we're gonna do is We're gonna
get some big booby local to sit in with Bill
and Allen and that. Now that sounds like big booby local.
Speaker 3 (01:17:32):
There you go.
Speaker 2 (01:17:33):
That sounds like good radio. You can't say locals. Yeah,
but people, this is a modern age, so how about it.
It's gonna be great, So enjoy your time. We're gonna
do this in the middle of winter when it's the
most miseral to be in New York City, so you
can stay in New York and Alan and Bill, you
guys have a great time in Hawaii with the big
booby local. How about his name's Ted by the way,
(01:17:58):
Hey guys, it's Ted. What's up there? I'm the guy
with the teats. How about a show trip Mary, not
to New York to seward Alaska.
Speaker 8 (01:18:09):
I don't know where that I hear.
Speaker 4 (01:18:10):
It's Oh, it's beautiful. What are you kidd in me?
Speaker 8 (01:18:13):
What is it in the middle in the middle of Alaska.
Speaker 4 (01:18:17):
You've been to Alaska.
Speaker 2 (01:18:18):
I've never been bottom part, the bottom part where people live.
This is in the wilderness. No, it's out by the Fjords.
It's like south of Anchorage. How about that, I don't
show trip. Sure, we'll get out there. We'll get on
glaciers with blowtorches.
Speaker 8 (01:18:36):
Dude, Alaska is great. You see a bear moose ring gear?
They have all of it, bear and moose. Mm hmm.
Speaker 14 (01:18:43):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (01:18:43):
Well, anyway, that was a terrible negotiation.
Speaker 8 (01:18:46):
I don't think.
Speaker 2 (01:18:47):
Please, do not ever ever speak to Bobby Pitts on
my behalf.
Speaker 8 (01:18:51):
I'll say, specifically, Allen Cox himself sent me here to
do this.
Speaker 4 (01:18:55):
You'll go, I don't know who that is. I'm actually
I don't want to break my streak of him not
knowing who I am. So I would like to if
I ever get on this guy's radar, who knows what
that'll mean. So I'd kind of like to keep it.
I'd like to keep it the way that it is.
But I appreciate your concerns and we'll pass them along.
(01:19:16):
But I feel like the golden age of remote broadcasts
for this show, we barely get to do them.
Speaker 8 (01:19:22):
Are over.
Speaker 4 (01:19:23):
Yeah, we don't even do them around here anymore.
Speaker 8 (01:19:26):
I just want the opportunity to be decapitated by a shark,
and and I don't give us.
Speaker 4 (01:19:31):
Well you can be decapitating these days. You can be
decapitated by a shark off the coast of anywhere. You
go over to Jersey, when you and your roommate were
on the beach there, you probably could have gotten decapitated
by a shark. So that just shows a lack of
initiative on your part.
Speaker 8 (01:19:45):
Mary, I don't want to have to pay for it. Alan,
I don't know.
Speaker 4 (01:19:48):
It would have been a free decapitation while you guys
were at the beach. You think this kid in Jamaica
paid for the decapitation.
Speaker 8 (01:19:55):
No, his boss probably sent him out there. He get
out there.
Speaker 4 (01:19:58):
Shark attacks in Jamaica and again, and you know, climate
change and all this stuff. Water's getting warmer, these fish hard,
they're out there looking for food closer to the shore.
Shark attacks in Jamaica are extremely rare. This is the
fourth shark death in three hundred years in Jamaica. And
(01:20:20):
so this kid joins a very very small fraternity. A
sixteen year old teenage boy just out there spearfishing and
a shark decapitated his body and eat had to eat
in his arm. He was a local, a local boy.
Jamari Reid, sixteen years old, that's said m hm. And
(01:20:43):
of course all the local fishermen get out there and
they try to like, you know, take down the shark
because they're trying to recover the kid's head. Remember when
they strung up the great white and jaws and they
slice them open and like tires and license plate coming,
they're looking for the kid that wasn't a great white
tiger shark?
Speaker 3 (01:21:00):
Is that what it was?
Speaker 4 (01:21:02):
That's what got this kid tiger shark? But they cut
it open and uh, you know light right the kidner boy?
Speaker 2 (01:21:13):
Yeah, yep.
Speaker 4 (01:21:15):
The grieving father said he often tried to discourage his
son from spearfishing alone. He said, we would argue about it,
but he wanted to do it, and uh, this is
the outcome. So but again, chalk another one up. A
lot of decapitation stories on the show this week. None
(01:21:37):
of them connected much like a head and a neck
in each one of these stories, but none of them connected.
But you know, that's just the what would Mary call it,
that's just the moon cycle we're in right now. Right,
something's in retrograde and there's a lot of decapitations happening.
Speaker 17 (01:21:57):
Nothing we can do about it, you know, Nope, all right,
Alan I'm not conspiratorial, but explained to me this one
wise guy. The other day, I'm in the garage, I'm
tinkering around and I find a Leatherman's multi tool that
I got from my dad when he moved out of
his house. It's a vintage multi tool in like a
leather case. A Leatherman's multi tool. Next day, listening to
(01:22:21):
the pod Showma Casino, making me want to put a gun.
Speaker 3 (01:22:25):
To my head.
Speaker 2 (01:22:25):
You know, business as usual, and sure enough.
Speaker 17 (01:22:28):
There's a Leatherman's multi tool ad. Now I've how I
didn't take a picture of it. I didn't discuss it.
I just looked at it with my stupid eyes. And
there it is, shown up in the pod Trippy Man Trippy.
It's a great tool too. I mean, this thing's indestructively.
(01:22:49):
I recommend you get one, all right.
Speaker 3 (01:22:51):
I hate the show.
Speaker 4 (01:22:52):
Oh, I have one homie. I'm glad to hear from
another Leatherman a multi tool officionado. Hell's yes, I've got
an old Leatherman. I've got an old arc. It's got
twenty tools on it. Leatherman tool is indispensable. Now I
always have my Swiss Army nth on me. But at home.
(01:23:15):
Leatherman multi tool. I've got the Mary Knows this. I've
got the large bit driver on it. I've got the
needle nosed pliers on it, knife blade, wooden, metal file.
I've got the wire cutters. I've got the bottle opener.
(01:23:36):
It's got the scissors in it. I've got the wire stripper,
I've got the crimper. Talk to me about Leatherman tools.
But that is weird. His point still stands weird. He
(01:23:56):
was just thinking about it. This is what I'm saying.
I think, you know, when people talk about the singularity,
they talk to guys like Raere, Kurtzwil and all these
people who kind of are somewhat prognosticators of when man
and machine will finally meld.
Speaker 2 (01:24:11):
Right.
Speaker 4 (01:24:12):
It was just the anniversary of sky Net, was a
couple of days ago from Terminator movies, when the machines
became self aware. The singularity along those same lines, I
bet it's already happening in some form now in a
sense that well, I don't mean ai, I mean in
a way that isn't even being talked about or that
(01:24:33):
how else would he get a commercial delivered to him
for something he saw something he looked at something he had.
I think that the I think that our eyes, I
think that the electrical signals in our eyes, optic nerves,
brains somehow are being transduced by the fire G. This
(01:25:00):
is where I jump on board with the five G conspiracy.
Speaker 2 (01:25:04):
Write something the singularity has already begun or we're being served.
Speaker 8 (01:25:10):
And that's the worst part.
Speaker 2 (01:25:12):
It's all just in the service of advertisements.
Speaker 8 (01:25:16):
Well, I have a question.
Speaker 4 (01:25:18):
Nothing why nothing uh altruistic about it?
Speaker 2 (01:25:22):
Go ahead.
Speaker 8 (01:25:23):
You are so willing to chalk everything up to coincidence,
but this is five G optic fiber optics, and from
your eyes, the evidence for this evidence not a coincidence.
Speaker 2 (01:25:38):
Evidence.
Speaker 8 (01:25:39):
Everything else in the world coincidence, But this not a
coincidence when.
Speaker 2 (01:25:44):
It comes to advertising, that when it comes to targeted
marketing by the iHeartRadio app.
Speaker 4 (01:25:48):
Mary, I'm not an always or never guy.
Speaker 8 (01:25:52):
I'm a pretty much always No, I'm not.
Speaker 4 (01:25:55):
An always or never guy. I'm just saying, show me
the evidence that it's not coincidence. I'm showing you clear evidence, Mary,
that five G is making our eyes weird. Thank you,
You're welcome. Next case, next case.
Speaker 8 (01:26:09):
I just want a little bit of clarifications.
Speaker 2 (01:26:11):
Next case, I'm giving you undisputable, indisputable, uncomputable, uncomputable evidence.
Speaker 4 (01:26:20):
Mary, is what I'm giving you that this is what's
happening out there. Whether or not you want to take it,
I don't know. Uncomp Thank you, sir, uncomputable.
Speaker 2 (01:26:29):
You're the one that said you don't believe in anything, Mary,
so take that.
Speaker 4 (01:26:32):
Yeah, soh now you do.
Speaker 8 (01:26:35):
No, I was just asking how everything else, ever, is
a coincidence. But this is science.
Speaker 2 (01:26:42):
I'm not saying it's science. I'm saying it's science fiction.
I'm giving science faction. I'm giving you uncompetable information. You
don't want to hear it. I have to hear it now.
Speaker 4 (01:27:03):
I think it's pretty wild, though I don't have an
explanation for that, but I think it's, uh, it's pretty wild.
Speaker 2 (01:27:09):
It's nice to know that Leatherman advertised with us. That's cool.
They should send us free leathermans.
Speaker 8 (01:27:17):
I don't know what a leatherman is.
Speaker 2 (01:27:19):
It's a multi tool, Mary, didn't you hear the guy?
Speaker 6 (01:27:21):
No?
Speaker 8 (01:27:22):
I heard that, but I didn't know it was like
a thing.
Speaker 2 (01:27:24):
Yeah, it's like it looks like a like plyers. Basically,
it's called these different it.
Speaker 8 (01:27:29):
Looks like a death trap. This looks like something from Saw.
Speaker 4 (01:27:32):
You know, somebody's good tool to have somebody texted a
really when you're gonna have to torture somebody, somebody texted
a really good idea that might be an angle for us,
Mary that we haven't considered and possibly shouldn't overlook. A
great way to negotiate us doing a live show elsewhere
maybe is when we tell them, hey, until the whole
bed bug thing is figured out, Yeah, how.
Speaker 8 (01:27:56):
Should do our two weeks of December broadcast must be
from Hawai?
Speaker 2 (01:28:00):
Yeah right, yeah, I think so? Which two weeks though?
Speaker 8 (01:28:06):
Those two weeks? Oh well, yes, we're usually out around
what like the fourteenth or fifteenth.
Speaker 4 (01:28:12):
Yeah, this year will be this year will be, uh,
it'll be a little bit last live show.
Speaker 2 (01:28:16):
The year a week later. But yeah, that might be
something to consider.
Speaker 8 (01:28:21):
Yeah, Hey, our studios are infested and we would like
to feel safe, so you must send us.
Speaker 4 (01:28:30):
Yeah, it is a safety issue. Yeah all right, good,
Well listen, we've got it's a great thought experiment. We've
covered a lot of ground draft up and we've solved
a lot of problems. I want you to generate a
ven diagram. Mary, Okay, what time would we be on? Like,
(01:28:51):
it's six hours behind so Hawaii is yeah? Oh really,
so we would start the show at is that eight am? Yes,
we'd be the morning show there in Hawaii? Yeah, from yeah,
eight to twelve thirty. All isn't Mary aware that you
did the show on time from the International Space Station
in Houston?
Speaker 8 (01:29:13):
Pardon me?
Speaker 2 (01:29:14):
That's where the International Space Station is?
Speaker 8 (01:29:17):
What's isn't there some big space station in Houston?
Speaker 4 (01:29:20):
There is a space I mean in Houston has like
a NASA compound there. Yes, but that's not where the
International Space Station is? Is that the one in you're
thinking of? The space center in Houston? Oh right, where's
the Internet Mission Control Houston?
Speaker 2 (01:29:39):
We have a problem.
Speaker 8 (01:29:40):
Yeah, that's what I was thinking. Do you know where
the International Space Station is orbiting?
Speaker 2 (01:29:45):
It's in space, it's orbiting, it is in orbit.
Speaker 8 (01:29:52):
Earth.
Speaker 4 (01:29:54):
She's got a bay. Let's send her up there. She
can keep those people company who are stuck another two
hundred days. Here you go, all right? Enough, all right,
I got it, I got.
Speaker 2 (01:30:09):
All right. Here's when you.
Speaker 4 (01:30:13):
Say radio couldn't get any better.
Speaker 5 (01:30:15):
It doesn't. This is the Allen Cox Show.
Speaker 3 (01:30:20):
MS this.
Speaker 11 (01:30:33):
And tell.
Speaker 5 (01:30:37):
Passed that up be so I turn sick, no.
Speaker 2 (01:30:52):
Doubt, my friend.
Speaker 4 (01:30:57):
You know, Cage the Elephant is from Bowling Green, Kentucky.
Is that where Bowling Green University is?
Speaker 8 (01:31:06):
Noo?
Speaker 4 (01:31:08):
But isn't there a Bowling Green in Kentucky too?
Speaker 2 (01:31:11):
Not a university?
Speaker 4 (01:31:12):
Oh there isn't, but there was like one. Oh that's
Western Kentucky University is in Bowling Green, Kentucky. All right,
Bowling Green State University would be in Ohio.
Speaker 8 (01:31:27):
Yeah, yeah, right. My sister works there.
Speaker 4 (01:31:30):
You're wife.
Speaker 2 (01:31:30):
My sister works there.
Speaker 4 (01:31:31):
Oh that's right. They just moved back bound from Texas.
Speaker 9 (01:31:36):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (01:31:36):
She works at a BGSU where she is an alumni. Oh,
she went there too. She went there. That's where she
met her husband, and he works at Toledo.
Speaker 4 (01:31:45):
Hey, the Jets to the Jets a jet for life,
boyd they got it in Texas at just the right
time too. I heard from a couple of our bureau
chiefs down there in Texas who were like, hey, check
this out, kind of along the lines of, you know,
things to worry about, whether they're climate related or whatever else.
(01:32:09):
Texas now, especially people along the Gulf coast there, are
keeping their eyes peeled for fireworms. This is the new
thing that's washing up. They're like they can hide in seashells,
so be very very careful. They're called bristleworms, and they're
(01:32:29):
like if you step on them and they sting you
wherever they get you, it feels like you're on fire
for about three or four hours. So it's like a
jellyfish kind of thing. It releases a neural and we
just got rid of pullar blast punishments.
Speaker 2 (01:32:47):
Alan's gonna eat a bristle worm?
Speaker 11 (01:32:49):
Eat it?
Speaker 4 (01:32:51):
Oh, step on a bristle worm releases a neurotoxinto their
little white bristles. Yeah, yeah, So Texas down there now
worried about the fireworms. That's exciting fireworm Pitbull at Blossom
last night, right, they made to go to Pitbull. Hey,
(01:33:14):
how was it now? Was he mister three oh five
or was he mister worldwide?
Speaker 2 (01:33:19):
Last night?
Speaker 8 (01:33:19):
He was mister three three three.
Speaker 4 (01:33:27):
Fireworms? So, uh yeah, be careful down there in Massachusetts.
Of course, you might have seen the stories that they're
worried about mosquitoes that have already killed a couple of people.
Speaker 8 (01:33:46):
So there are a couple of malaria. No claria come
from mosquitoes or turtles.
Speaker 4 (01:33:52):
Malaria comes from mosquitoes. Mosquitoes are the deadliest animal on
the planet.
Speaker 8 (01:33:56):
You think.
Speaker 4 (01:33:58):
Salmonella comes from turtles, I think and and bologney, right.
Speaker 2 (01:34:04):
I believe uh, chicken chicken chicken.
Speaker 4 (01:34:10):
Listeria is one, right, I mean salmonella can come from
undercooked eggs. Is a deaf lepard, Yes, listeria so good,
rip Steve Clark. A rare, deadly mosquito disease is already
killed a couple of people in New England. They are
small towns in Massachusetts that have.
Speaker 3 (01:34:34):
They have.
Speaker 4 (01:34:37):
Said you gotta stay inside from dusk till dawn, like
clooney and Tarantina. Eastern equine encephalitis also.
Speaker 2 (01:34:46):
Known as eee.
Speaker 4 (01:34:50):
Yes, Well, that's probably where it started. But these are
zoonotic viruses that can jump around. And of course uh
is also the name that a mosquito makes when it's
right by your ear too, so it all fits together.
It's rare, but it's severely fatal.
Speaker 2 (01:35:08):
What was the sound that mosquitos Eastern equine encephalitis eee
raising that?
Speaker 4 (01:35:17):
What's right up? You're sleeping.
Speaker 9 (01:35:21):
Right?
Speaker 17 (01:35:22):
Yeah?
Speaker 8 (01:35:23):
You know what that sounds. Giant toddlers ran a poop.
Speaker 4 (01:35:27):
Well, that's what a mosquito sounds. A little more high pitch.
Speaker 8 (01:35:29):
But that's a constipated two year old.
Speaker 4 (01:35:34):
Ah, man, I haven't been a constipated two year old
in fifty one years, man, But uh, fifty years. I
am fifty three years young, thank you very much. I'm
in the prime. I'm a life baby. I'm in the
prime of middle age. And I'm not worried about the
(01:35:59):
high pitched uzz of a mosquito.
Speaker 2 (01:36:01):
Well you should be, because what if it's got the
eee and it kills you.
Speaker 4 (01:36:05):
I don't live in.
Speaker 2 (01:36:07):
That's they spread across Yeah, this is gonna be a
big problem. They better get this under control.
Speaker 8 (01:36:15):
Mary's right. That's the wings that are gonna get.
Speaker 2 (01:36:17):
You travelers spread across the country in no time.
Speaker 4 (01:36:23):
Well, so far, it's largely confined in New England. Individual
cases of people being sickened or dying in Vermont, New Jersey,
New Hampshire and Wisconsin. Oh that's not in New England.
Speaker 8 (01:36:39):
The wings will get you.
Speaker 4 (01:36:41):
So yes, the mosquito remains the deadliest animal on the planet.
But there are a couple of small towns are there
in Worcester County who are like, we don't want people
outside after the sun goes down, because it could be
very dangerous.
Speaker 2 (01:36:59):
JOA mm hmm. If you do, you better be armed
with some strong deep that off, deep woods off.
Speaker 17 (01:37:10):
Yeah, so.
Speaker 6 (01:37:13):
You know.
Speaker 4 (01:37:13):
Again they say it's rare, but it is fatal. But
I already claimed a couple of lives. The first symptom symptoms. Now,
this is how you determine if you think you might
have The first symptoms are. Listen, Bill left mid show
the other day. He wasn't feeling well. We've already got
(01:37:34):
bed bugs in this goddamn place. Maybe there are mosquitoes, Fever,
stiff neck, oh, headache, lack of energy.
Speaker 8 (01:37:46):
This is just how I feel every day.
Speaker 4 (01:37:47):
You might have.
Speaker 8 (01:37:49):
I got bit by something on the subway a couple
days ago. Was it a guy, a homeless guy, yes,
crawling around.
Speaker 2 (01:37:55):
Was just like a mosquito. It's like, hey, little lady,
you got bit by something on the subway? Yeah, Like,
was it the was it the acting bug? No?
Speaker 8 (01:38:12):
I think it was a real bug. But I was
sitting there and my legs started itching and I looked down.
There's a big red bite, and I'm like, this is
terrifying because I don't know what the hell's on there
who sat in the seat before. I you know it's
gone now it looked like a mosquito bite.
Speaker 2 (01:38:25):
But maybe get some calamine lotion. I have hydrocortisoan cream.
Let me ask you this, Do you have a fever?
Speaker 11 (01:38:33):
No?
Speaker 2 (01:38:33):
Okay, your neck?
Speaker 8 (01:38:36):
Boogie fever do you have?
Speaker 1 (01:38:41):
Yes?
Speaker 4 (01:38:41):
Boogie fever is a thing.
Speaker 14 (01:38:43):
Now.
Speaker 4 (01:38:43):
If you have that, you should let a medical professional
know as well, because that could be something that could
give you. You don't want to do that if you
have a stiff neck, because if you end up with
boogie fever, you want to make sure that you have
a full wide range of motion right now. Headache and
stiff neck, you don't have to be a physician to
(01:39:05):
figure out why those two are connected. And lack of
energy is going to severely cut into your ability to dance.
Speaker 8 (01:39:14):
That's right, my fever.
Speaker 9 (01:39:16):
Now.
Speaker 4 (01:39:16):
These symptoms usually show up three to ten days after
one of these infected mosquitoes bites you, and there is
no treatment for this, just as encephalitis is in the name,
which means your brain swells up and then you're screwed.
(01:39:38):
It is very rare, but it's also very fatal. They
say you're more likely to be struck by lightning. But
so Mary got bit by boogie fever on the subway?
Was that the f train?
Speaker 11 (01:39:50):
What were you on.
Speaker 2 (01:39:52):
En train for? Okay? Well, anyway, I hope that it
gets better. I hope that you.
Speaker 4 (01:40:01):
But fun, fun things coming to all of us. We
had a good run here on earth.
Speaker 2 (01:40:09):
That's pretty terrifying, honestly, That's what I'm saying. The fact
that it's also in Wisconsin and New.
Speaker 8 (01:40:14):
Jersey, Like Diude, I hate, but I hate bugs.
Speaker 2 (01:40:17):
Mosquitoes are the worst?
Speaker 8 (01:40:20):
What's their point to kill us? Like, That's what I'm saying, though,
Like why why are they here? Population control? I don't know.
Speaker 2 (01:40:28):
Someone called Jesus by the way down in Florida, call
them with a prayer.
Speaker 4 (01:40:32):
Stupid mostly down in Florida, but there are one or
two cases in New York. Is something that wasn't getting
a lot of attention. But it's called sloth fever.
Speaker 8 (01:40:42):
Maybe that's why this.
Speaker 4 (01:40:43):
Is another This is another bug born illness. The biting
midge is giving people what they call sloth fever, and
it can spread among from this bug to mosquitoes and
animals like sloth and primates and rodents and being transferred
(01:41:03):
to humans. Now let me ask if you have any
of these symptoms.
Speaker 8 (01:41:07):
Mary, I'm sure I do.
Speaker 4 (01:41:11):
Do you have a sudden fever, bogi fever?
Speaker 7 (01:41:16):
Do you have.
Speaker 4 (01:41:20):
Do you have well we've already established, or at least
she has.
Speaker 3 (01:41:25):
That she has.
Speaker 4 (01:41:26):
No he peaked at her boob. He didn't pee in
her boot. Do you have any joint pain every day?
Speaker 7 (01:41:34):
Ye?
Speaker 4 (01:41:37):
Do you have any nausea?
Speaker 15 (01:41:40):
Oh?
Speaker 8 (01:41:40):
Yeah, but I thought that was from the pregnancy.
Speaker 4 (01:41:42):
Do you have any.
Speaker 2 (01:41:47):
As is the vomiting, fatigue and the skin rash? Those
pregnant women are particularly at risk.
Speaker 8 (01:41:53):
I have rashes every day. There's always a new city
rash somewhere on my body. City rash. So that's what
I'm saying. It's like, do I just live in New
York or did I get bit by a a deadly midge,
Maybe a deadly midge that I would sit in work forever.
Speaker 1 (01:42:13):
Hey Mikey, Yes, good day from Summerville, South Carolina.
Speaker 4 (01:42:19):
Hey, I was just somebody sent me something from South
Carolina about those kids that were in trouble for playing
on a he's a grass or something. What's going on
down there? An important story?
Speaker 3 (01:42:31):
Yeah? Well nothing down here.
Speaker 1 (01:42:33):
I'm calling about. What's going on up there.
Speaker 3 (01:42:35):
In nineteen eighty two, I ran in the squia control
program for the Navy Tree Expert Company. Wow, they're the
biggest seeing the Davy trees. And once you got is
Eastern equin sualis is a horse is a is hazard symptoms?
Speaker 2 (01:42:50):
Yep.
Speaker 3 (01:42:50):
The mosquito feed off of that horse.
Speaker 1 (01:42:53):
And then they're fine.
Speaker 3 (01:42:54):
And then they come over and they feed off you in.
Speaker 1 (01:42:57):
The transfer of the encubalitis coat engine in the Eastern Equine.
If you don't die, you guys got to remember your
brain everything really really to speak. And then the other
one over there in maybe one yeah, not breaking Northeast Ohio,
I was spraying cedar point a joggle leg in many
of the cities because that's the q lex pipion got
(01:43:19):
that lex kippion.
Speaker 4 (01:43:22):
It sounds like a character from June It.
Speaker 1 (01:43:25):
I love saying it because I'm but yeah, it's very,
very dangerous. Because then we had not break in the
Twin Cities in Minnesota the same thing. Mosquitos are killing
people or damaging them, and we ended up getting the
Air Force.
Speaker 4 (01:43:44):
But Mike, you were so you were a traveling mosquito terminator.
Speaker 1 (01:43:49):
Yeah. Wow. When I went to Minnesota. They made me
go through their insect place and make sure I got license.
Speaker 3 (01:43:55):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (01:43:56):
Wow.
Speaker 3 (01:43:57):
My suggestion was the.
Speaker 1 (01:44:00):
Force them, right, Patterson, come bine and just for you down.
What do they do, by the way those trucks go around,
that is malasion malacion. Those things are coming out like
you can put ten thousand of those droplets on the
eye of.
Speaker 3 (01:44:14):
A needle, no kidding. And what they do is float
up in the year. So when the mosquitoes get hit and.
Speaker 1 (01:44:21):
Absolutely either if they get hit in the body, they
dissolved that they hit on the wing, that wing falls off.
Speaker 3 (01:44:26):
They've alled in.
Speaker 1 (01:44:28):
Oh but it's also.
Speaker 4 (01:44:33):
The go to guy for mosquitoes.
Speaker 3 (01:44:35):
Well I loved I love that. But I'm going to
tell you.
Speaker 1 (01:44:40):
We have them down here, but we don't have the
serious Trice seriatus, which is the coin.
Speaker 4 (01:44:47):
Cool You guys, talking to Mike makes you kind of
scratch yourself. You want to sleep in a mosquito t
all right, Thank you, Mike, talking to the only nerd
that knows. Now, Listen, I'm glad we heard from you.
I needed a Skeeter expert on the show. You Mike, Mike, Peter, Mike, Yeah,
(01:45:10):
thank you, Pal. There's Mike. He's in Somerville, South Carolina.
That is suburban Charleston.
Speaker 8 (01:45:16):
I say we take off and loop the entire site
from Morbid. That's the only way to be sure.
Speaker 4 (01:45:24):
Yeah, that was what you do for Miskeeters. Skeeter Mike, Summerville,
South Carolina. Brian's been calling in all days, singing again.
I love singing Brian. Some days you'll get guitar bro
jam and Brian, Ye, Jam and Brian. Some days you'll
get singing Brian.
Speaker 8 (01:45:45):
He is called.
Speaker 4 (01:45:47):
In corporate raded. Yeah, he gave us that one right now.
I saw first saw a picture of a vagina when
I was eight.
Speaker 14 (01:45:55):
Fr straight is Corparrade.
Speaker 4 (01:46:00):
Yeah, pitch perfect. Now he drops some Lionel Richie on me.
Speaker 12 (01:46:04):
This mean you said you never need did mean? But
wonder do you need me?
Speaker 4 (01:46:19):
Play the games that play cow What a great voice.
Lionel Richie has God damn Commodores and he's on American Idol. Right, Yeah,
how am I like Brian's version better? I'm not gonna lie.
I don't know you don't think so you can say
(01:46:39):
it's bad. I'm just saying, you know.
Speaker 12 (01:46:44):
You said you never need mean, but wonder do you
need me.
Speaker 8 (01:46:54):
A little.
Speaker 4 (01:46:55):
Brian ol Ritchie right there?
Speaker 2 (01:46:58):
What is his life?
Speaker 4 (01:46:59):
What is I'm just happy he shares some of it
with us. Yeah, Oh he's great.
Speaker 11 (01:47:05):
Ryan Bryan, Bryan, Bryan, Bryan, Brian, Brian.
Speaker 4 (01:47:12):
Brian Ritchie. That's what I'm calling it from now, Richie Ran,
where's my best of Brian compilation? K Tel is selling
us on cassette.
Speaker 12 (01:47:24):
I'm mixed by living on the e the news.
Speaker 2 (01:47:29):
Just get me. He's not a slave the one genre.
Speaker 12 (01:47:32):
Now we've all been speaker.
Speaker 8 (01:47:51):
Who's going to drive you? Oh it's so good.
Speaker 6 (01:48:00):
Call the Alan Cox Show.
Speaker 2 (01:48:01):
Where's the best place in America to meet single girls
and guys?
Speaker 6 (01:48:05):
Do you want six five seven eight one double oh seven?
Or one eight hundred three four eight one double oh seven?
Speaker 5 (01:48:13):
And that s stor.
Speaker 2 (01:48:23):
Crying stone, crying hornable my stone.
Speaker 4 (01:48:29):
I don't even know anymore?
Speaker 5 (01:48:32):
Got his bat.
Speaker 2 (01:48:47):
Somebody who said yes today is stuck in my head.
Now it's called inside of me. In that lab stage,
I wasn't.
Speaker 5 (01:48:59):
God, but.
Speaker 4 (01:49:09):
I was out there in the suite during the break.
You can hear the f sex scenes flying by. Yeah,
it sounds like they were landing on you.
Speaker 2 (01:49:26):
Well, the Big Air Show, this weekend over there at Burke.
Speaker 4 (01:49:32):
I guess what, because Burke's a couple of miles from us, right,
is it happening right now? Are they doing that thing?
Speaker 2 (01:49:38):
The air show? Is it right now?
Speaker 8 (01:49:41):
I think it's just Saturday, Sunday, Monday. Oh is that
what it is?
Speaker 2 (01:49:45):
Okay?
Speaker 18 (01:49:46):
Well, that's exciting, man. That's always what I'm waiting for,
waiting for a plane to go down.
Speaker 4 (01:50:03):
I mean, I want him obviously, I want somebody to
be able to eject parachute out. But I think a
lot of people go to those like NASCAR. People want
to see a car, you know, flip end over end,
three hundred miles an hour or whatever. They go three
hundred miles an hour on the end, NASCAR just on
the turn.
Speaker 8 (01:50:23):
Yeah, right.
Speaker 4 (01:50:25):
Guardians Baseball tonight against the Pirates of Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania seven
ten tonight, first of three, six forty. Right after we
get out is when the coverage begins with Hammy and
Rosie and everyone else over there at Progressive Field, and
then the Guardians have a couple of roads series. They'll
(01:50:47):
go to Kansas City to hopefully have better luck with
the Royals than they did here. They'll play the Dodgers,
they'll go to Chicago to play the White Sox, and
then they will be back here on the twelfth to
host the Tampa Bay Rays. I've got well, let me
get one of these messages.
Speaker 19 (01:51:07):
Listen brits down Jackson before listening back to the podcast
from yesterday. And you guys are discussing some bay Watch
cast member who was smelling the swimsuits of some of
the actresses poor actors.
Speaker 13 (01:51:18):
I don't know, it wasn't actually specified, but uh, you
guys are kind of giving the guy a hard time,
and understandably, but I always remember that you guys had
a guy on your show who would admit to wanting
to smell seat cushions, and I'm just wondering, how does
that fare on the scale of nasty hit show?
Speaker 2 (01:51:35):
Fight? And Mary fired him, So yeah, I got rid
of it.
Speaker 7 (01:51:42):
Good.
Speaker 2 (01:51:42):
I we were really that hard on Hoby yesterday.
Speaker 4 (01:51:44):
No, No, we weren't.
Speaker 2 (01:51:45):
No, kind of like he was a kid doing it
and they weren't on the women at the time, and
he's a hardy little kid going and sniffing some crotches,
sniffing some We just we just said we're not sniffers,
like like We're not turned down by the smells that way.
Speaker 4 (01:52:02):
No, what Riches referring to is you know, pound Cake
would talk about if he was going through some historical
he's going through a museum or something, he would want
to sniff the chairs, but he also wanted to sniff
anybody that came through. Or if like, you know, say,
if Joe Jonas had sat on a chair, he'd want
to smell the chair.
Speaker 2 (01:52:22):
Right, Well, you know what it is, it's a smell. Guy.
Speaker 4 (01:52:25):
We were talking yesterday about you know, your old factory
sense is so closely tied to sense memory.
Speaker 8 (01:52:29):
It's the strongest right now, that's what he wants.
Speaker 4 (01:52:31):
Shut up, Mary.
Speaker 2 (01:52:35):
I thought that they said, hey, hey, you guys, get
out of here.
Speaker 4 (01:52:40):
I thought they said that the old factory senses were
the strongest.
Speaker 2 (01:52:46):
How would the old factory senses be the strongest because
they're in your nose.
Speaker 4 (01:52:52):
I feel like the new factory they're in your bill
squire dot com for tickets, are you gonna go? You're
gonna fly in for that show? Would guess everybody's fired
according to do.
Speaker 2 (01:53:04):
How are we gonna do that? How are we gonna
do that? Alaska broadcast? If everyone's fired I'm going to Hawaii.
I mean, you heard the commercial yesterday.
Speaker 4 (01:53:12):
I'm trying. I'm fighting for my life over here against
Robert Bobert Junior coming into New Afternoons on the wart
Hog when they flip everything over here to the wart Hog.
So this whole Mary firing everybody just because she knows
(01:53:32):
Bobby Pitts.
Speaker 8 (01:53:33):
I don't care for that.
Speaker 19 (01:53:34):
Broadcasting from the top of the Bass pro shops.
Speaker 4 (01:53:38):
The Pyramid and your Home.
Speaker 9 (01:53:39):
For Leonard Fardhammer in the morning, Huddley Barfbag with the
workday double play, and Robert Bobbert Junior on the drive Hole.
Nobody plays me in the Box, my Alice and Chane's
more than the warholl And wh.
Speaker 4 (01:53:58):
Yeah, Hong Kong honk sort snort, snort. It's all fun
and games till Robert Barbert Junior.
Speaker 2 (01:54:04):
Gets in here.
Speaker 4 (01:54:06):
Well I'm friends with him, so well, i'll do you
on better. I'm friends with Robert Barbert SR. I am,
I'm friends with Robert Bobert the third RB three, Yeah, Yes,
of course RB three.
Speaker 2 (01:54:27):
Alan.
Speaker 4 (01:54:27):
Apparently, when a guy smells a girl's bicycle seat after
she rides, it's called poon tanging. That sounds very made up.
That sounds like another Urban Dictionary situation. The Blue Angels
just wrapped up practice. I'm being practice. I'm talking about practice.
They practice, they do.
Speaker 2 (01:54:50):
That's what That's what you're hearing today yesterday is practice,
and then they did the show starts tomorrow.
Speaker 4 (01:54:58):
I thought they were just dicking around because they're you know,
that's what the practice is. They do this everywhere, so practice.
They still got practice shirts and skins.
Speaker 14 (01:55:07):
Mm hm.
Speaker 4 (01:55:10):
The jets of the air show are not allowed to
break the sound barrier because they would break hundreds of
windows downtown. The sound barrier is only about fifty percent
as fast as the Blue Angels can go. All right, Yeah,
I guess I never think about that. You know, when
they have a lot of places that have air shows
they're way away from, like the downtown area. But because
Burke is right over here, obviously they're flying down here
(01:55:33):
and you know near it, Michael Tower.
Speaker 2 (01:55:36):
A better air show if it was not downtown.
Speaker 4 (01:55:39):
They have a better air show if anyon't to worry
about shattering windows and high rise. If that's true, this
person could be pulling that out of their ass.
Speaker 2 (01:55:46):
But a sure that they know what docking is and
if they're a woman, well Scotia called us earlier and
she seemed to know what docking was.
Speaker 4 (01:55:56):
Then I take her at her word.
Speaker 17 (01:56:00):
Hey, guys, there is no.
Speaker 4 (01:56:03):
That's not Scotia. Where's Scotia?
Speaker 8 (01:56:07):
Maybe I don't have Scotia anymore?
Speaker 9 (01:56:11):
Uh?
Speaker 4 (01:56:11):
Anyway, Uh poon tang. And that's probably not a word
that I'm going to work into my lexicon, but I
appreciate the the addition to it. I've got some kids corner?
Speaker 8 (01:56:24):
What you go down?
Speaker 9 (01:56:25):
Hello?
Speaker 5 (01:56:27):
Kids corner?
Speaker 4 (01:56:28):
Kids corner. We heard earlier from Mike Skeeter Mike down
there in Somerville, South Carolina, which is suburban Charleston, and
I mentioned that one of our other South Carolina bureau
chiefs down there in Myrtle Beach had sent me the
story about a community that is being torn apart by
(01:56:52):
their h o A. You have an h A right
bill that is a housing What is it again?
Speaker 7 (01:56:58):
How?
Speaker 2 (01:56:59):
What is home owned?
Speaker 4 (01:57:00):
The homeowners Association? I was thinking housing something authority? It
is the homeowners Association and these organizations. John Oliver if
you watch his show, he did one an episode on
hoa's like a year and a half ago. And these
people hold outsized authority over what people can and can't
(01:57:20):
do in their neighborhoods, like you can't have a flag,
you got to have your mailbox painted brown and all
this kind of stuff. Just crazy stuff. But and you're
paying fees for these people to tell you what to do.
Speaker 2 (01:57:32):
I guess.
Speaker 4 (01:57:35):
But there's a neighborhood there in Myrtle Beach where the
town is being torn apart because of the HOA telling
the kids that they can't play in a common area.
A neighborhood is divided over their common area.
Speaker 8 (01:57:53):
Extremely angry.
Speaker 2 (01:57:54):
This might be it they sucked at sports when they
are kids.
Speaker 20 (01:57:58):
Parents tonight sruggling to understand why some in their neighborhood
don't want their kids playing outside while supervised in their
communities common area.
Speaker 21 (01:58:09):
The best way to parent my kids is allowing them
to be outside, be healthy, be active, And it's frankly, it's.
Speaker 8 (01:58:16):
Not fair for me or for my kids.
Speaker 20 (01:58:19):
Parents tell me. When they get off work and their
kids are done with school, they usually come together in
the grassy part of their neighborhood's cul de sac. You
can see the kids playing sports like football, baseball, and gymnastics.
That is until some parents received a cease and assist letter.
In the mail from the homeowners' association, it says the
(01:58:39):
area where they usually hang out is quote not for
organized sports.
Speaker 21 (01:58:44):
This is absolutely not in organized sports. This is the
only thing organized about it is these five, six, seven,
eight year old saying, hey, do you want to go
play football? That's about as organized as it gets.
Speaker 6 (01:58:56):
Now.
Speaker 20 (01:58:57):
Overnight, crews added more trees to the common area, a
change some parents believe is to deter their kids from
playing there. Well, some are frustrated. Others in the area
say they're relieved something is being done.
Speaker 7 (01:59:10):
They have a coach, they have whistles, they have tents,
they have water and Dave taking over the circle.
Speaker 20 (01:59:17):
A neighbor tells me she's worried the kids playing could
get out of hand, because she claims the number of
kids keeps getting bigger and bigger.
Speaker 4 (01:59:25):
Well, before you know what, the Carolina Panthers will be
playing you.
Speaker 2 (01:59:28):
Oh my god, because they're gonna get demoted out of
the NFL.
Speaker 5 (01:59:34):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (01:59:34):
The reason I love that guy is he's clearly not
from South Carolina. These are people who moved from Brooklyn.
You know that the Carolina Panther is he going to
be down here?
Speaker 8 (01:59:44):
And I cannot imagine the joy of children bothering people
this much.
Speaker 2 (01:59:49):
All that does awesome. And these are the same people.
I thought everybody was pro.
Speaker 4 (01:59:54):
Life all of a sudden, that's all you people want
is more kids running around? What are you talking about.
Speaker 2 (02:00:00):
Now this I haven't run into this exactly, but there
are people in our building that will offer up unsolicited
advice and like parenting tips to people that have younger kids.
There's one lady and her daughter is maybe two years
old and swims like a fish. She like, she's got
(02:00:23):
a little floaties on, but she's very, very comfortable in
the water. She can go underwater, she can hold her
but she's really really comfortable. And this one lady is
just telling her mom, oh, you got to make sure
you get her into this.
Speaker 3 (02:00:33):
And do this and do this.
Speaker 2 (02:00:35):
As an older lady telling this younger mom how to
raise her kid, and like the kids find the kids
doing great. The kid is obviously like, well, uh, you know,
like has a lot of activities, has a you know,
and bless this mother for not like just I know
(02:00:58):
what I'm doing here. This is not my only kid.
It's not you know, obviously, like I know what I'm
The kids happy and healthy and having a good time.
And the way that this like lady just is like
do this, do this, do this, and without anyone asking,
it just drove me crazy.
Speaker 4 (02:01:17):
Ner get out go.
Speaker 2 (02:01:20):
But is she is she doing it in a way
that's she doesn't even know she's being a jerk. She
thinks she's being awesome?
Speaker 4 (02:01:26):
No, but is she being a jerk or is she
just trying?
Speaker 2 (02:01:29):
You don't need to like because it's so first of all,
it's unsolicited. But does she think she's being helpful? She
thinks she does think she's being helpful, But it's you know,
that's a lot of people think they're being helpful when
they're not. When you are hitting people with a barrage
of stuff that and and not picking up on the
(02:01:52):
other person's like okay, yeah, okay, got it. Like they're
not trying to continue the conversation, they're not trying to
interact with you, and you just keep telling them what
to do. Is uh, it's just like a lack of awareness.
Speaker 8 (02:02:04):
I guess I just don't.
Speaker 2 (02:02:05):
Understand the whole hoa thing that I'm paying you money.
Speaker 8 (02:02:09):
What does the money go for?
Speaker 4 (02:02:11):
What they go around and mow the lawns or what
so in in my building, the money goes to mostly
building maintenance. Yeah, yours is different because you're like a
condo higher ey. Yes, but I mean like there's the
hs in like a like a neighbor a neighborhood.
Speaker 2 (02:02:26):
I don't I don't understand that.
Speaker 4 (02:02:28):
As much paying Uh because ever, if you ever watch
and I think of the John Oliver episode, but if
you ever watch like a deep dive in the Hoa's,
it's bonkers. They're like, oh, you got fined because you're
you can't have a certain kind of plant in your
front yard or I mean, give me a break. I
(02:02:50):
don't understand what is the upside for anybody who lives
in a neighborhood like that. So, yes, there are people
where the sound of old and drives them crazy.
Speaker 2 (02:03:03):
And uh, well just it's not even just the sound
of children, it's anybody like yeah, is like, oh, we
got to complain about that. They just they don't want
to see you know, if people have parties or they
have somebody, uh you know, they have people visit and
they'll park their car in the street. They'll be like, oh,
you're not allowed to park your car in the street
because they just love a little bit of power they.
Speaker 8 (02:03:26):
Have right somewhere, Go do something, Go and make a friend,
Go eat a sandwich, Like, how are you so miserable? Dude?
Speaker 2 (02:03:34):
Yeah, have an ice cream.
Speaker 4 (02:03:38):
I'm gonna have an ice cream. You know what I mean.
Speaker 8 (02:03:41):
If you're mad about a car being parked in the street,
go have an ice cream cone and then come back
and see how you feel after your ice cream car.
Speaker 2 (02:03:47):
Well, I have to assume these are people that don't
have a whole lot going on the send me money.
Speaker 8 (02:03:51):
For ice cream cors I'm like, can you anything, boy?
Not even ice cream?
Speaker 12 (02:03:55):
Mane?
Speaker 8 (02:03:57):
Okay, not just one dollars. Yeah, that's like three months
of living.
Speaker 2 (02:04:02):
Here, but you can I'm scream Mary.
Speaker 8 (02:04:05):
I was only in the whole eight months.
Speaker 4 (02:04:07):
Yeah she was thirty days ago.
Speaker 3 (02:04:12):
Yeah.
Speaker 8 (02:04:12):
Sometimes, are you even going to get an ice cream?
Speaker 2 (02:04:17):
I guess nowhere because you're not sending me any money.
Speaker 8 (02:04:19):
You have two dollars, you can get your ice.
Speaker 4 (02:04:21):
I have three singles in my pockets. To want my
three singles? Yeah, maybe you'll get one of them. I'll
buy you an icem shakeshack shakes. Yeah, they're closing shake shacks.
What they've expanded to.
Speaker 2 (02:04:36):
No, no, no, no, the only money Billy.
Speaker 4 (02:04:42):
Yes, I need it out of my pants.
Speaker 8 (02:04:44):
He hates it. Smell it smell it smell.
Speaker 2 (02:04:47):
Oh yeah, it smells like counts.
Speaker 8 (02:04:50):
But that's my favorite flavor of the Why.
Speaker 4 (02:04:53):
Would my front pockets smell like my butts.
Speaker 2 (02:04:57):
Half?
Speaker 4 (02:04:58):
Just because I wear my g means backward Mary doesn't
need to be I don't need to be chastised by.
Speaker 8 (02:05:03):
The likes of you.
Speaker 2 (02:05:03):
Thank you, Chriss cross cocks.
Speaker 4 (02:05:06):
Shake Shack is shutting Yeah, uh, you'll make you yep
ac backwards breeches.
Speaker 8 (02:05:18):
My money smells like that.
Speaker 4 (02:05:21):
Shakeshack is shutting down their Columbus location, but they're shutting
down a bunch across the country. They expanded too quickly
and they have more and.
Speaker 2 (02:05:32):
Listen, Shack is Shakeshack is just okay, it's fine.
Speaker 4 (02:05:37):
Everybody was like, oh, shake.
Speaker 2 (02:05:39):
Shack like they're you know, jizzing in their shorts.
Speaker 4 (02:05:42):
Ever shake. There's one across the street from us down here,
and I've never been there.
Speaker 2 (02:05:46):
We've been in to two years.
Speaker 8 (02:05:48):
I think I've only had it like two maybe three times.
Speaker 4 (02:05:51):
I've had it one time. There's one out by us,
and we took the little one there one time to
all try it out, and I was like, it's fine.
Speaker 8 (02:05:58):
Exactly, it's fine. They have a non dairy chocolate milkshake
that I'm a fan of. Get my fries in it.
Speaker 3 (02:06:05):
Oh God for you?
Speaker 4 (02:06:08):
Well anyway, Wow, there's a plot twist. I bought Bill
an ice cream married a.
Speaker 8 (02:06:15):
Plot twist because he wanted.
Speaker 4 (02:06:16):
It from you. Mostly you wouldn't. I didn't just win
ten thousand dollars at the casino, and yet here I
am giving up myself.
Speaker 2 (02:06:24):
In the last fifteen minutes on rating.
Speaker 12 (02:06:27):
I am.
Speaker 4 (02:06:29):
Literal millionaire. I wish, I wish I had as much
money as everybody pretends I do.
Speaker 8 (02:06:34):
How much money?
Speaker 4 (02:06:34):
Great?
Speaker 8 (02:06:35):
How much money you have in the bank right now?
Speaker 4 (02:06:36):
I have three fewer dollars because I just gave of myself.
Speaker 2 (02:06:40):
Oh my god, do you want it back? Nope?
Speaker 4 (02:06:42):
She keeps bringing it up, not me putting them out.
Speaker 8 (02:06:45):
Bill, Is it more or less than five hundred thousand dollars?
Speaker 4 (02:06:49):
What are you talking about?
Speaker 8 (02:06:50):
How much money is in your bank?
Speaker 4 (02:06:52):
How much money is in my bank? Yeah, it's PNC bank.
They have billions of dollars.
Speaker 8 (02:06:57):
How much money is in your account?
Speaker 4 (02:06:59):
In my account?
Speaker 2 (02:07:00):
Out?
Speaker 8 (02:07:00):
Yeah, open and hold it?
Speaker 4 (02:07:04):
Probably, Yeah, that's what I'll do prove it.
Speaker 3 (02:07:07):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (02:07:09):
No, speaking of money, there's these kids. Of course, I'm
not talking about my money.
Speaker 8 (02:07:14):
Please.
Speaker 4 (02:07:15):
Let's gosh, these kids in Virginia, the lemonade stand gets robbed.
Speaker 8 (02:07:20):
Oh by you.
Speaker 4 (02:07:22):
Nope, I think this is sending the wrong message, by
the way, right, this is supposed to be a feel
good story. These kids in Virginia, they're running a lemonade stand,
they get robbed. Some dude randomly runs up grabs forty dollars. Well,
the word gets out, and then the community came together
and the local motorcycle club or whatever, and they helped
(02:07:45):
the lemonade stand make sixty two hundred dollars.
Speaker 2 (02:07:48):
Oh my god, I don't care about them making the Okay,
the kids made a bunch of money. I wanted to
find the guy that robbed the kids. That's how they
should help the kids, because I think it was an
inside job where they're like, oh, we got robbed. Now
we need the motorcycle club to come and help us
make a bunch of money.
Speaker 4 (02:08:06):
I think it would be hilarious if the guy came
back and stole the sixty two hundred dollars.
Speaker 2 (02:08:12):
That would be the best part. That would But This
is not the message to send to these kids.
Speaker 4 (02:08:16):
You go, hey, the world can be a brutal place,
and you took your eyes off the cash box and
guess what happened. Somebody ran up there.
Speaker 2 (02:08:28):
Pay for security. Yeah, we wouldn't want anything to happen
to Yeah. No, this is not the right message to send.
This is not a feel good story. Oh we came
together and now they have sixty two hundred dollars for what.
Speaker 8 (02:08:45):
Is there even any good? Who even knows? Honestly the
world is getting out of control of these corporate bailouts
and I can't stand for it. Exactly.
Speaker 4 (02:08:55):
Everybody hates socialism unless it's a company. Right, the losses
are public, the gains are private. Please, this is not
the lesson to be teaching these kids. Yeah it sucks.
Somebody took your forty dollars. I get out there, make
more lemonade, and keep your eyes on the friggin cash box.
Speaker 7 (02:09:16):
Alan Cox a drummer, or even the real musician, he
just makes a noise. If he played the violin or
the piano, and of it made sense, but the drums
to put you mms.
Speaker 4 (02:09:39):
I got one thousand dollars for it. About eight minutes
five thirty is going to be that next keyword, last
one of the week until Tuesday to get you to
Vegas a grant and then you and a pal at our.
iHeartRadio Music Festival. That is the twentieth and twenty first
of September back at the T Mobile Arena, So just
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a few weeks away that Friday and Saturday.
Speaker 1 (02:10:03):
There.
Speaker 4 (02:10:05):
Our buddy Bobby Kelly is going to be back on
September the twentieth oh on the show time So next
week on the program when we return on Tuesday. A
whole lot of shows coming through and I will have
tickets for you when I go see Pop Evil and
Bad Wolves, the Some forty one Farewell Tour. Is it
Blossom in a couple of weeks. Collective Soul coming back
(02:10:29):
headlining their thirtieth anniversary tour. They just finished the summer
run co headlining with Hoody and the Blowfish. They were
just at Blossom a couple of weeks ago, and Clutch
MMS presenting the Two Headed Beast Tour. That's Clutch and
Rival Sons. Nothing more is coming through. So that is
(02:10:49):
all next week.
Speaker 2 (02:10:52):
What are you guys have like Labor Day plans or
now Uh, gonna watch the air show from my roof
on Monday.
Speaker 8 (02:10:59):
Oh is that how they were?
Speaker 2 (02:11:00):
Yeah? And then tomorrow I'm going to an exclusive event
for a release.
Speaker 4 (02:11:09):
For an exclusive events, I'm from Cleveland.
Speaker 2 (02:11:15):
That you have to be invited by the event coordinators.
Speaker 8 (02:11:19):
I don't think that's what exclusive means.
Speaker 2 (02:11:21):
That like, only Cleveland's top coolest people and me get
to go.
Speaker 8 (02:11:27):
Wow, I didn't get invited to anything. Mary, dude, you're out,
you know, right?
Speaker 2 (02:11:33):
I mean it's never end, but I mean still, I'm
from Cleveland's doing a beer with Market Gardens.
Speaker 4 (02:11:38):
See, this is what lets me maintain my outsider status. Mary,
I've never been I've never been accepted by the Cleveland
elite of Bill. No, he is the party, he's local,
he's a media illuminary. He gets invited to things.
Speaker 8 (02:11:53):
Yes, I wasn't invited. Nope, I wasn't either. And you
don't drink beer. You don't know anything about me.
Speaker 9 (02:12:00):
We know that.
Speaker 4 (02:12:02):
We're pretty clear on that.
Speaker 2 (02:12:04):
It was so much about you.
Speaker 8 (02:12:05):
You've never even known me.
Speaker 2 (02:12:08):
Well, somebody that's Saturday. Yeah, and then and then Sunday,
I'm meeting my girlfriend's dad for the first time. You
haven't met her dad.
Speaker 4 (02:12:19):
We've been trying to make it happen for a while. Yeah,
it's been less than a year, Tom, how long? Less
than a year?
Speaker 2 (02:12:27):
Like it? It'll be a year. Our first date was
in October, so.
Speaker 4 (02:12:32):
Like like nine months, and you haven't You haven't met
her dad in nine months?
Speaker 17 (02:12:36):
No?
Speaker 4 (02:12:37):
Wow, she's met your dad?
Speaker 2 (02:12:39):
Yeah, a couple of times.
Speaker 4 (02:12:41):
Yeah, all right. Was he out in the sticks or yeah?
Was she keeping the two of you at arm's length? No, No,
we've tried to. It's just our schedules have not matched up.
Speaker 2 (02:12:54):
Uh huh. I'm a busy guy. I tried to get
him to come to the rooftops. Will you be asking
him something?
Speaker 4 (02:13:09):
Who goes?
Speaker 2 (02:13:11):
Listen, I'm very in love with my girlfriend, but I
do not like marriage. Does her?
Speaker 4 (02:13:17):
Has she been married?
Speaker 2 (02:13:18):
Yes?
Speaker 4 (02:13:20):
Have you met the ex husband?
Speaker 12 (02:13:22):
No?
Speaker 2 (02:13:22):
He lives in Jerusalem? Really yeah?
Speaker 4 (02:13:27):
Oh wow, so she Well then I.
Speaker 8 (02:13:32):
Huh she allowed to marry you?
Speaker 2 (02:13:34):
Yeah, she's messed it all up. Yeah, it's fine, allowed
to marry him. She's allowed to if she wants to
her exes living in Israel.
Speaker 8 (02:13:40):
I thought it was like Jewish people were super crazy
about like marrying other Jewish people.
Speaker 4 (02:13:45):
Well, if you're Orthodox, but maybe she's not.
Speaker 8 (02:13:48):
I mean, I don't know.
Speaker 4 (02:13:49):
Jews are like any other group of people, right, they
kind of pick and choose what they were, Catholics or
you know, unless you're Orthodox, that's a whole other thing.
But she's probably got ten Yeah she's going on.
Speaker 2 (02:14:01):
See, I don't know.
Speaker 4 (02:14:03):
She can't be buried in the Jewish cemetery now, probably didn't.
Speaker 2 (02:14:06):
Care about that. I don't think she's worried about it.
Speaker 4 (02:14:08):
No, I mean, you know, before you get tattoos, if
you're Jewish, not everybody cares.
Speaker 8 (02:14:13):
What if you didn't. What if you got a bunch
of tattoos, then you've.
Speaker 4 (02:14:16):
Got like a to and then you found out and
they're like, oh, I can't get back. They're like, wait
a second, what the hell happened? How nobody told me
about was worried about the cemetery thing? But all of
my tattoos are versus from the Tora. Oh what a terrible,
terrible the Santra.
Speaker 8 (02:14:36):
Right, that's what we should call my list of stuff.
Speaker 4 (02:14:39):
The Santaa.
Speaker 2 (02:14:41):
Yeah sure, Hey, we've blasphemed against every other religious organization,
why not that the Mary Santo?
Speaker 4 (02:14:49):
And now are reading from the Mary Santaora, just.
Speaker 8 (02:14:51):
From the Santara.
Speaker 4 (02:14:53):
Yeah, reading from the Santara. All right, now, will you
kind of put on a show for the dad.
Speaker 2 (02:15:00):
Or will you be myself? Why would I put on
a show?
Speaker 17 (02:15:03):
No?
Speaker 4 (02:15:03):
But I mean like, you're not going to be making like,
you know, off color remarks or anything like that. You're
not gonna be as loose as you would normally be
with just you and your girlfriend, is what I'm saying.
Speaker 2 (02:15:13):
Right, I will be.
Speaker 4 (02:15:16):
On my good behavior, good bad, good boy. Will you
wear a collared shirt?
Speaker 2 (02:15:23):
Probably not?
Speaker 4 (02:15:24):
Really, he's a pretty casual dude. Well, doesn't mean that
you get to be casual trying to make a good pressure. See,
it is different when you're a grown ass adult too. Right,
you're not asking a girl to prom and meet your
dad like nobody cares worried about it?
Speaker 2 (02:15:37):
Right, but still you want to. I want to meet him,
and I'm I'm excited to get to know him a
little bit. She's told me all about him. But I'm
not like Tom likes me. Tom likes me, that's great?
Speaker 4 (02:15:49):
What if he doesn't? What if he actively does your daughter?
He's well, you've got two kids, Mary, I mean another
guy too?
Speaker 8 (02:15:59):
Oh?
Speaker 4 (02:15:59):
Really, I thought you had too. No, she's got a
niece that lives with her. Oh I thought she had Okay, okay,
well that's exciting. You're not meeting her mom. I met
her mom many times. Oh they're split, I assume then, yes,
the mom and the dad. Okay, so you're checking the boxes.
Dad didn't work out until now.
Speaker 2 (02:16:19):
Correct.
Speaker 4 (02:16:19):
Will you go somewhere and like all have dinner or
were you the neutral location Italy?
Speaker 2 (02:16:25):
Okay, we're going to be going his choice for a restaurant.
Mm hmm okay, yeah, slap down that card and pay
for him and be like, just dinner cooked you, tom.
Speaker 4 (02:16:37):
Dinner cooked. Well, yeah, you got three fresh dollars in
your bocket. Throw that at him. You can hand that
off to a Little Italy homeless person.
Speaker 2 (02:16:45):
I could have taken them to our restaurants in Little Italy,
but they have since shut down.
Speaker 4 (02:16:51):
They are long gone. Yes, Papa Giuseppes.
Speaker 2 (02:16:53):
For people who are unfamiliar, those places did not very
well out.
Speaker 4 (02:17:01):
But what are you gonna do? You can show them
where they used to be. Yeah, you go, hey this
we had our two locations right side by side side.
Speaker 2 (02:17:09):
Yeah, active female service.
Speaker 4 (02:17:13):
We ain't got them Poppinger's have beat second table cloth patorium. Hey,
if some guys be all right, then you get the gis.
Speaker 6 (02:17:27):
No.
Speaker 4 (02:17:28):
Somebody wrote an article about, hey, if you're having a
Labor Day, weekend party or cookout or whatever, there are
so many new kinds of the article is cool it
with a cool ranch. They're like, there's so many cool
chips out there now, flavors that normally aren't. You know,
you might have noticed they're really getting goofy now not goofy.
I shouldn't say that they're broadening their horizons with the chips.
(02:17:52):
Used to be if you wanted ketchup chips or whatever,
you had it be in Canada or Tika massalid chips
or Korean barbecue or whatever it is. And now they're broadening.
You know, they're offering those here in the States. So
they're like, don't have to have a bag of tostitos
or and there's nothing wrong with tostitos, but you know,
(02:18:12):
you don't have to have Classic Lays or nacho cheese
doritos at your party, at your cookout. You can have
Tika massalid chips. I'm still trying to find another bag
of them. Dorito's hot mustard chips. They were there for
a minute, and I don't know if they were being
sold exclusively somewhere what. But Dorito's had mustard chips, which
(02:18:35):
sounds gross and probably is to some people. But I
thought they were dynamite.
Speaker 2 (02:18:39):
I had some of them. They're pretty good.
Speaker 4 (02:18:41):
I liked them a lot, but I can't find them
at all anymore, so maybe they were just a summertime flavor.
Mary didn't say what you were.
Speaker 2 (02:18:49):
Doing, did you?
Speaker 8 (02:18:50):
No, I've got two shows tonight.
Speaker 2 (02:18:53):
So the.
Speaker 8 (02:19:00):
Shows tonight at twelve and twelve thirty.
Speaker 2 (02:19:03):
Oh god, tomorrow, yeah, early early shows tomorrow. Are you
gonna go home and nap or you? Yeah?
Speaker 8 (02:19:10):
Yeahdude, I'm going home and I'm gonna set alarm for
ten thirty pm, right, and then probably I'll.
Speaker 2 (02:19:15):
Probably are those shows, those like late late shows.
Speaker 8 (02:19:18):
Usually they get canceled, so we'll see, well not all
the time. On Friday, there they'll be people there. They'll
be hammered, but they'll be there. And then tomorrow I
have a nine thirty show, and then Saturday, and then
Sunday two shows eight and eleven, and then Monday and everything.
Speaker 4 (02:19:41):
Well, now, what will you do on Monday?
Speaker 15 (02:19:43):
I don't know.
Speaker 4 (02:19:44):
Is Labor Day.
Speaker 8 (02:19:45):
I mean relax, maybe make a picnic and go to
the park.
Speaker 4 (02:19:48):
Oh yeah, it's some of those seka masala lays. No,
get a bag of old Dutch ketchup chips.
Speaker 8 (02:19:56):
Some Mine's just a comedy, that's it.
Speaker 4 (02:19:58):
Wow, all right, yep, well that is your job. At parties,
you'll be uh you know, Bill's got an exclusive party exciting.
Speaker 2 (02:20:08):
Do you want to invite?
Speaker 4 (02:20:10):
Now, if somebody wanted to invite me, they would have
invited me.
Speaker 2 (02:20:13):
I don't.
Speaker 4 (02:20:14):
I don't get invited invited to high profile events. And
that's just fine.
Speaker 2 (02:20:23):
You may have actually been.
Speaker 4 (02:20:26):
People know no, I uh, people know how to reach
me if they're looking to invite me. I'm from Cleveland.
Speaker 8 (02:20:35):
Never they've never talked to me.
Speaker 4 (02:20:38):
Mm hmmm, and that's fine.
Speaker 8 (02:20:42):
What are you doing.
Speaker 4 (02:20:44):
We'll be in Pittsburgh taking nor to Green Day. Yeah
that's her first concert, so Green Day and smashing pumpkins,
and then we'll uh you know, I'll give them a
little tour of the city on Monday and come back
be back on the air Tuesday. I want to tell
you a very range story about a Russian tourist who
(02:21:07):
was there's just a litany of indignities in this story.
You know they're having a tough time over there in Russia.
Now that Ukraine. Did you get trapped in an airport?
I have to live there for like three years. No,
but that would make a really good movie.
Speaker 2 (02:21:21):
Only if it's directed by Steven Spield.
Speaker 4 (02:21:23):
Write that one up. A Russian has a Russian tourist,
what you mean? Friend of the show, Tom Hanks the
very same thing.
Speaker 2 (02:21:33):
He had to post a thing on his Instagram and say, Hey,
I'm not endorsing any of this diabetes medication that's out there.
This is not me. It's AI.
Speaker 4 (02:21:41):
If anyone is asking you for money or anything, it
is not me.
Speaker 8 (02:21:45):
Jeff Dunham had to do that too. He said that
basically that don't give anybody your credit card, and he
showed an AI video and he was like, it's good.
It's not perfect, but it's good, and it's also not me,
So please don't give me your money out.
Speaker 4 (02:21:57):
Yeah, but Jeff Dunham has an extra layer of problems
because you're always thinking it's somebody else. You're always thinking
that it's a Halapano that's talking to you. So Tom
Hanks he can go, hey, it's not me but Jeff Dunham.
I mean if somebody hits you up and they're like honesty,
(02:22:17):
you go, oh my god, what the hell was that?
Speaker 2 (02:22:20):
I don't know. Somebody here, No Alan, knock something off them?
Speaker 8 (02:22:24):
Sounds like that. Sounds like knocking Alan? What'd you do?
Who's there? Broke something? Microphone slipped slipped awhere on the
onto the floor.
Speaker 2 (02:22:34):
His other microphone. Wait, that's another microphone. That's not just
a ghost.
Speaker 8 (02:22:42):
My microphone slopped this one right here? Can you hear
me there?
Speaker 2 (02:22:47):
Yeah, we can hear Can you hear what's going on?
Because did it get damaged? Doing so? I wish I had.
Speaker 8 (02:23:00):
Got damaged?
Speaker 2 (02:23:02):
Is it?
Speaker 4 (02:23:03):
Where's my want me to sing? Make sure that this
all works?
Speaker 8 (02:23:08):
Make sure my microphone works?
Speaker 2 (02:23:13):
Sure this Russian guy who was on vacation, making sure
my microphone works. Eighty HD Friday Show.
Speaker 4 (02:23:22):
That's gonna be me and Brian.
Speaker 2 (02:23:24):
By the way, he and I are going to do
it on my soundbox. You're gonna do it.
Speaker 4 (02:23:31):
A Russian tourist who was gord while trying to A
Russian tourist was gord while trying to rape.
Speaker 2 (02:23:39):
A cow Russia.
Speaker 4 (02:23:42):
After he was in the rush shot cow rapes you
what a contrany uh? After he was dumped by his girlfriend,
and to add insults to injury because they're desperate for
people to fight. Over there, he has been a conscript
it into the Russian army to fight against Ukraine.
Speaker 2 (02:24:04):
And you had a bad day.
Speaker 4 (02:24:09):
A guy twenty six year old guy stripped all of
his clothes off, sidled over to a well. It's first,
he says, cow, and then this says a male bull.
I wish they made gonna make up their well, yeah, uh,
he tried to mount Well, how drunk are you that
you're like, I'm going to bang a bull? Well, they're
(02:24:32):
also really back and forth over this because they say
a male bull and then they say he tried to
mount the cow, only for her to react violently. So
cows don't have horns. I know we've gone over there.
I don't I don't hear.
Speaker 8 (02:24:44):
Yeah, I don't know if there's other kinds of cows.
There's a Russian cows, man, Maybe Russian cows have horns.
Speaker 4 (02:24:50):
This guy's girlfriend dumped him and it's a trans cow maybe,
and now he has to fight for the army. So
this guy really got He was probably doing some crocodile
or something like that. But listen, there are two words
that you don't hear very often. Yesterday we covered urine
(02:25:11):
antics and now it's cow rape. You definitely don't hear
much about cow rape. Here's a transition High.
Speaker 12 (02:25:19):
Woody bovine molestation.
Speaker 4 (02:25:23):
Yeah, in its purest form.
Speaker 22 (02:25:27):
I think that's what they're referring to.
Speaker 2 (02:25:31):
What's up?
Speaker 22 (02:25:32):
Hey, yeah it doesn't. But the rent man, I just
wanted to call with everybody a very happy Labor Day weekend.
Speaker 4 (02:25:37):
Now, are you getting the planes over your domicile as well?
Are they practicing over Kasa Woody?
Speaker 22 (02:25:45):
Just a couple of times ago they shoot out this
far out to Lake County just to let us know
that they're in town. But they're not doing the practice
stuff like they do you know, Thursday and Friday before
they get it on right. But yeah, they shut off
here a couple of times.
Speaker 17 (02:25:57):
A little bit let everybody know that they're here.
Speaker 22 (02:26:00):
And I really want to see it. You know, I've
been I've been in Cleveland almost thirty two years now,
and I've never been to the Cleveland Airs Show.
Speaker 4 (02:26:10):
No, I've never been either. I mean I've never been either.
You know, air shows they're fine, but I think once
you've seen one, you've seen one.
Speaker 8 (02:26:15):
So Ran goes every single year.
Speaker 4 (02:26:17):
Does Yeah, but he takes his daughter, right, it's something
to do.
Speaker 8 (02:26:20):
He went with his mom and then he's gone every
year like that's just been a thing that they've always done.
Speaker 4 (02:26:26):
He's an air show aficionado.
Speaker 22 (02:26:28):
Yes, yeah, I've actually you've seen the Blue Angel Show
off of.
Speaker 1 (02:26:33):
A boat a couple of times, which is a great
way to do the show.
Speaker 22 (02:26:37):
But I've never actually been down to the event, which
I always wanted to do to be up close to
some of that stuff.
Speaker 2 (02:26:43):
Hmmm.
Speaker 4 (02:26:44):
So what will you what will be your big plans
for the holiday weekend? Of course, what he's retired, So
every weekend's a holiday weekend for days.
Speaker 22 (02:26:52):
Yeah, really weekends, weekends their meaning less, well, you know,
if you don't have to punch a clock.
Speaker 2 (02:26:58):
Yeah.
Speaker 22 (02:26:59):
But but to answer your question, yeah, it's just gonna
be I don't know, uh, burgers and brods and steaks
on the grill and you know, sit in the backyard
till I fall.
Speaker 17 (02:27:10):
In the lake.
Speaker 2 (02:27:10):
I guess what.
Speaker 4 (02:27:11):
He's having a broad summer.
Speaker 2 (02:27:15):
Mary laugh, Oh la, come on, I don't need I
don't need any pity invites, and I don't need any
freaking pity laugh Red Summer Mary h bug.
Speaker 4 (02:27:30):
All right, thank you, wouldie. I appreciate it.
Speaker 20 (02:27:33):
Our phone operators are standing by with their thumbs up
their asses waiting for.
Speaker 8 (02:27:38):
You to call.
Speaker 6 (02:27:39):
So cool call the Alan Cox Show two one six seven,
eight one double O seven or eighty one double O seven.
Speaker 4 (02:28:04):
Oh, we got the mill Squire Friday get Down tre
to he are you? That's how we get holiday or not,
it's how we get the weekend going around these parts.
Somebody texted me and said that there's a rock and
roll station in Dover, Ohio that plays old Murray Soul clips.
(02:28:28):
I don't know what any of that means. It seems
like that might be the intellectual property of I don't
know who that would be the intellectual property of. But
if you're old enough to remember the days when Murray
Saul here would do a segment called a Friday get
Down on WMMS, it was, with all due respect, interminable
(02:28:51):
and long. And so we've taken the best parts of
that and we have distilled it into an easily digestible
would you say, forty five seconds? We went from fifteen
minutes to forty five seconds, keep it tight and loas.
Speaker 2 (02:29:15):
Who does Mary love it?
Speaker 4 (02:29:18):
You are incorrect, Sir, Bill should tell his girlfriend's dad
what my Catholic mom told. Okay, follow this Bill should
tell his girlfriend's dad what my Catholic mom told my
nephew's Jewish girlfriend. You guys really missed the boat on Christmas,
(02:29:39):
didn't you. It's kind of silly. I don't know that
he's not Jewish? Right, the mom is Jewish. It's the
only religion, only religion where you can't not be the religion,
if that's what your mom is. Horns on cows are
(02:30:01):
breed specific, allan, not gender specific. Female beef cows have horns,
all right. Good to know, Alan, You never get invited
to high class events because you're a dirty liberal and
Ohio hates liberals. Notice how Ohio isn't even being visited
(02:30:25):
by the Harris Waltz campaign. Ohio isn't even close Trump
will win this state. Did this person think that I'm
not a liberal?
Speaker 17 (02:30:36):
Well?
Speaker 4 (02:30:36):
Also, that's not the flex that you think it is,
sir or madam. Well, I have to assume, sir, you
could be right, but you could also be wrong. Also,
I don't know that the Harris Walls campaign isn't coming
to Ohio. It's not a battleground state per se, but
(02:31:01):
it'll be interesting to see what happens there. But I
know that Trump fans are getting nervous, as they should be.
He's a moron and a trader and a grifter. You
should have always been nervous, just for your own I
don't know, sense of moral turpitude, if nothing else.
Speaker 2 (02:31:23):
Yeah, that's a that's a word that they'll relate to.
Speaker 4 (02:31:26):
Well, listen, I'm here to serve in whatever capacity.
Speaker 2 (02:31:30):
I think.
Speaker 8 (02:31:33):
You don't like that, I know, I'm.
Speaker 2 (02:31:35):
Fine with it. I'm just saying, yeah, it's an interesting choice.
Speaker 4 (02:31:42):
I played a little bit of Andrew WK there coming
back from the break, and there's a guy on what
was this on TikTok and this guy believes in a
conspiracy theory that Andrew WK is two separate people, or
that different people have played him over the past twenty years.
(02:32:05):
Andrew WK is currently married to Kat Dennings. Yeah, good, Paul,
I bet she would.
Speaker 11 (02:32:10):
Know only one conspiracy theory that I full flegend questionably
believe in.
Speaker 2 (02:32:16):
There have been at least two.
Speaker 11 (02:32:17):
Andrew wk's exact he was the singer in two thousand
and two who would do songs about partying, such as
Party Hard, She Is Beautiful, Party Till You Puke, and
New York City. There has been some online conspiracies that
if you look at photographic images of him between two
thousand and two and two thousand and five and later,
that is a different gentleman portraying the Andrew WK character.
(02:32:37):
I didn't put much stock in it until I interviewed
mister WK in twenty twelve and the tenth anniversary of
his album I Get Wet. But then at one point
he just said to me, look, to know about this recording,
you're going to have to ask somebody who was there.
And I felt my world shatter. I feel comfortable saying
that there has been at least.
Speaker 2 (02:32:54):
Two Andrew WK.
Speaker 4 (02:32:55):
Wow, how about that?
Speaker 5 (02:32:57):
This guy?
Speaker 4 (02:32:58):
He felt his world chatter to Andrew wk's. You know,
for my money, that's not a conspiracy at all. We
can't have too many Andrew wk's. I'd say, we're already
painfully short on Andrew wk's. Give me all you got
of that guy. I mean, there were a few years
(02:33:21):
where he probably kept white jeans in business, you know,
the white Jean's business. Yeah, he kept them in business
because he wears white jeans. Oh, the painters outfit the
whole bit. Better to show the blood on them. He's
smashing himself in the face with bricks. That's how you
used to get noticed.
Speaker 8 (02:33:41):
In the business.
Speaker 2 (02:33:43):
Do you are you in on this theory? No, you
think it's been the same. I believe that there is
one guy who is Andrew WK.
Speaker 17 (02:33:52):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (02:33:52):
I think he may have partied so hard that he
forgot that he was at those recordings. I think that
might have been.
Speaker 4 (02:33:57):
That's I think more the likely situation. Yes, or he
was just playing with this guy. But Andrew w K
and Kat Dennings are lovely together, right, He's a good
looking dude. I mean, you know, he's and she's pretty foxy.
She's a little flat chested for my taste. Actually, Alan,
(02:34:21):
I'm sorry.
Speaker 2 (02:34:21):
She's got some big old milkers. Marry your thoughts milkers milkers,
Oh boy, fun bags.
Speaker 8 (02:34:40):
There was this tweet going around. I don't know if
it's real or not. Everything's fake, right, but it was
someone saying Stephen King's like, uh schedule that they were like,
he's become one of the most successful writers and film
guys of all time, because he gets up at this
time and he dedicates himself to this, this, this and this,
and then it showed him responding and again I don't
(02:35:01):
know if this is true or not, but it showed
him responding and being like, no, it was like ninety
percent cocaine. He's like, there's an entire book that.
Speaker 4 (02:35:08):
Really He's like, there's an.
Speaker 2 (02:35:09):
Entire li sound's actually pretty Stephen Kingy.
Speaker 8 (02:35:12):
He's like that, I don't remember writing, like I have
a full book that was written in a cocaine blackhouse.
Speaker 22 (02:35:18):
Wow.
Speaker 1 (02:35:19):
Yeah.
Speaker 8 (02:35:20):
I was like, if that's true, I love that. That's hilarious.
Speaker 2 (02:35:22):
Good advertiser for cocaine.
Speaker 6 (02:35:24):
Right.
Speaker 8 (02:35:24):
Then he's like, I have no dedication. It was drugs. Sorry.
Speaker 4 (02:35:28):
There's an article from twenty twenty two a reminder that
Stephen King loved cocaine. Okay, wow, I didn't know that.
He said he was a heavy user from seventy eight
till eighty six, when he was churning out bestsellers like It,
Christine pet Cemetery, Misery, and Kujo.
Speaker 8 (02:35:42):
Yeah, that's what they were talking about, is that he
was like, I was doing so much cocaine in that
time of my life. It had nothing to do with
being dedicated to my craft. I was just up twenty
four hours a day.
Speaker 4 (02:35:53):
He barely remembers writing Kujo.
Speaker 17 (02:35:55):
I was one.
Speaker 8 (02:35:56):
Yeah, He's like, I've read there's an entire book that
I don't even remember writing. Imagine waking up out of
a two week coke bender and you wrote Kujo. That's
sitting on your desks.
Speaker 2 (02:36:09):
The hell of a drug.
Speaker 4 (02:36:10):
But there's a lot of people on cocaine who can't
come up with anything. This guy, I feel like people
do it. These weren't because of cocaine. They were in
spite of cocaine. No, I think they're because because of
It's not like when he got off at his I mean,
but he was cranking up best sellers of getting movie
at apptection.
Speaker 2 (02:36:30):
But by the time he had he had so many
successes that anything he wrote and he got a formula
down I think. Don't don't think cocaine wasn't a big
part of it.
Speaker 4 (02:36:44):
I mean, I mean books. If you had told me
that Maximum Overdrive the movie was the result of cocaine,
I would have believed you. But Truck's the story was entertaining,
but Maximum Overdrive terrible.
Speaker 2 (02:37:01):
Cocaine he was not.
Speaker 4 (02:37:04):
He was not a fan of the Tommy Knockers, which
was the one that directly followed up Misery. Misery was great,
he said, he thought that Tommy Knockers was an awful book.
Speaker 2 (02:37:14):
Tommy Knockers sound was like Boobs again.
Speaker 8 (02:37:19):
Hey Michael, Hey.
Speaker 2 (02:37:22):
Allen, hete your who thank you.
Speaker 10 (02:37:25):
You know, I'm kind of disappointed as a Chicago native
here in Cleveland.
Speaker 5 (02:37:28):
And U being a Chicago native and a radio guy.
Speaker 10 (02:37:31):
That during the cow sex uh story, you did not
play Johnathan Bradmeyer's Moo Moo I Love.
Speaker 17 (02:37:37):
You, which should be played after every cow sex story.
Speaker 4 (02:37:41):
I see, I don't have that at my I remember
I worked on that show, and I remember we used
to play those songs ad nauseum. But it would have
never occurred to me to play his song on this show.
Speaker 17 (02:37:57):
Yeah, well you didn't have to say it was his song.
Speaker 3 (02:38:00):
Still a good song for well.
Speaker 4 (02:38:02):
Yeah it was, it was his song. I mean, those
were all you know, and I love the guy, but
those were let's be real, those were extraordinarily corny songs.
But for that time in radio, that's what people were doing.
But where are you from, Michael?
Speaker 5 (02:38:18):
Sure you're saying you're better now.
Speaker 10 (02:38:21):
You can't play that because we're at a better time now.
Speaker 4 (02:38:23):
No, no, no, I'm saying I wouldn't even know where
to find it.
Speaker 10 (02:38:27):
Oh, it's on the internet.
Speaker 1 (02:38:28):
Everything's on the internet.
Speaker 3 (02:38:29):
I go look it up right now.
Speaker 2 (02:38:30):
Yea, on YouTube.
Speaker 10 (02:38:31):
It's on YouTube right well, originally h Andersonville and now
live in Lakewood.
Speaker 2 (02:38:36):
Yeah, okay, good though, all right, well good, oh how'd
you How long you been out here? Now?
Speaker 10 (02:38:42):
I moved out here in two thousand and eight. I
actually kind of me and my wife followed pretty much
the same track you went. We went from Chicago to Alligan, Michigan,
to Detroit to Cleveland.
Speaker 4 (02:38:53):
No, boy, all right, well welcome.
Speaker 3 (02:38:58):
Thank you man.
Speaker 10 (02:38:59):
You played the song every get to hear every needs
the experience a fight.
Speaker 2 (02:39:03):
Okay, thank you. This Michael.
Speaker 8 (02:39:06):
Brand Meyer moo moo.
Speaker 4 (02:39:07):
So Jonathan Brandmeyer was the show I worked on in
Chicago when I was an intern in first big show
I worked on. He was the basically the Monster Morning
show in Chicago, and he had a band called Johnny
and the Leisure Suits. Now, he came to Chicago from
Phoenix in eighty six and I joined him in ninety two.
(02:39:29):
So by this time, he was like a big, big,
big deal. He was the guy on Chicago Rady in
the morning, and he had a band. You know how
they tell the stories about how Michael Stanley has like
holds the record for like Blossom or whatever right when
he was alive. Well, that was brand Meyer in Chicago.
He and his band there was an outdoor venue called
Alpine Valley and they held the record Mike still for
(02:39:54):
like four sold out shows, and he would get out
there and they would do these songs and but you know,
these were very like eighties radio pop kinds of songs.
He was from Wisconsin, so it was a lot of
you know kind of they were corny, yeah, but they
were very popular at the time. And he did have
one the song Michael's referring to as a song called
(02:40:15):
the moon moo song about having sex with a cow
and I probably have I haven't heard this in thirty years,
and there it is.
Speaker 8 (02:40:25):
Do you want to hear this?
Speaker 10 (02:40:26):
You?
Speaker 12 (02:40:26):
Oh?
Speaker 3 (02:40:26):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (02:40:27):
Hearing this the moon move to hear the.
Speaker 5 (02:40:33):
No you're a cow.
Speaker 8 (02:40:36):
Will do?
Speaker 4 (02:40:41):
That makes me sad. Our radio station is not even around.
It's not a thing anymore. The loop isn't a radio station.
Speaker 2 (02:40:49):
Yeah, baby, I got a big date tonight, a fresh
some of this cow loan on my face?
Speaker 8 (02:40:57):
How lone? Mary?
Speaker 3 (02:40:58):
Oh?
Speaker 8 (02:40:59):
I said, cow low how.
Speaker 4 (02:41:03):
Cowloan? No, No, this was full on PG radio.
Speaker 2 (02:41:07):
It was yeah, the number one count town. It's Friday night.
Speaker 3 (02:41:13):
I don't know what to do.
Speaker 9 (02:41:14):
Hell, I think of going out to the Lincoln Park.
Speaker 3 (02:41:16):
Two.
Speaker 2 (02:41:17):
Oh, yeah, there's Mary's been there the Lincoln Park. You
were near the Lincoln Park Zoo. Yes, I thought you went.
Speaker 4 (02:41:24):
I thought you guys went to do when.
Speaker 8 (02:41:27):
It's just me and you.
Speaker 1 (02:41:29):
Well, I got a six pack and a bill.
Speaker 4 (02:41:32):
Hey, tell your full friends to stay out of my way.
Speaker 2 (02:41:35):
Well, they like the keep, but I'll get there anyway
because I'm gonna get.
Speaker 4 (02:41:39):
Lucky and I and I said, I know you, I
know your cow.
Speaker 2 (02:41:47):
Weed, can't you see? I just fall to make so you.
Speaker 4 (02:41:51):
Go where it's coming from.
Speaker 8 (02:41:52):
Right, it's uncomfortable that he said, Yeah, that was the
That was the uh.
Speaker 4 (02:41:59):
That was the epitome of edge there in the late eighties.
But I love the guy and he's not in the
air anywhere. I he might do a podcast or something,
But I love that guy. But the songs were, Yeah,
if you were growing up in Chicago, in the eighties
and nineties, you were, you were buying tickets to watch
the band play those live No cow loan, cow loan? Yeah,
(02:42:24):
put on this cow loan. You're trying to that's what
I heard, trying to attract a cow mate.
Speaker 3 (02:42:37):
M m.
Speaker 2 (02:42:39):
Ellen.
Speaker 4 (02:42:39):
We all know that you guys are going to secretly
vote for Trump, but you wouldn't have a job if
you promoted Trump on the air. You are controlled monkeys
who know nothing about the real world. Kamala is one
of the dumbest human beings alive. In the words of
Joe Biden, come on, man, well, I can't argue with
ironcla like that. Yeah, you know how like w t
(02:43:03):
A M down there, they get into trouble for talking
about Trump. They never talk about Trump. They never promote
Trump on AM radio. No, I can assure you there
will be no secret vote for Donald Trump on my part.
If I were going to vote for Trump, I would
tell you I was going to vote for Trump. But
(02:43:24):
he's a trader and a moron and a grifter and
I'm sorry, and a survivor, don't forget ah. Yes, so
difficult to survive when you're rich.
Speaker 2 (02:43:36):
No, she's talking about the assassination.
Speaker 4 (02:43:38):
That well, that too, But listen, for those of us
who know nothing about the real world, I don't know
what that means. But okay, well listen. Good luck to you, sir,
I hope uh. Clearly you've got a good head on
your shoulders. And I have no witty rapost for you there.
Speaker 2 (02:44:03):
But okay, man, I can't believe this person figured out
we're secretly all going to have over Trump. Yeah, what
a cool person. Alan.
Speaker 4 (02:44:18):
I used to do a lot of drawing. I would
note on each page sober, drunk high or drunken high,
and then compare them later on. Well, I have a
T shirt that says right drunk, edit sober, And I
think that that's a good It's a good mantra for
any creative person. It's a good thing to remember. You know,
(02:44:39):
there are people who will swear by consciousness expanding substances
to help them write or be creative or whatever. But
you got to go back to it later on, because
some of it might work, most of it won't. You'll
go what the hell it's like When it's the equivalent
of waking up in the middle of the night out
of a dream and scrawling something down I'll do that
a lot. I'm constantly sending notes to myself and sending
(02:45:01):
email to myself and things like that, and a lot
of them are I'll wake up in the middle of
the night and something will immediately occur to me, and
I'll send myself a quick note, and then the next
day I'll look at it and see if there's anything.
I mean, sometime most of the time, yes, but then
other times you'd be like, Okay, Bill, do you want
to start the weekend just to get people into the holiday?
Speaker 2 (02:45:20):
All right, call me abe, call me brother, let me
all right, the Bill Squire Friday get down in honor
of the late Great Murray Saul.
Speaker 4 (02:45:33):
Here at w MMS. This is how we begin the weekend.
Take it away, William.
Speaker 2 (02:45:46):
Got down on Friday, Find yourself a co and knock
it over.
Speaker 5 (02:45:54):
It's a third way it has started the weekend.
Speaker 2 (02:45:56):
Fall love with it, get that car load on.
Speaker 12 (02:46:21):
Not a hater.
Speaker 4 (02:46:25):
I don't care for that.
Speaker 3 (02:46:26):
Mary.
Speaker 4 (02:46:27):
You know Bill's just trying to get his get down on. Wow,
the guy's yum all of a sudden, cow does that.
Speaker 2 (02:46:35):
Suppose who is it? Let me see that again, listener, No,
maybe you could use a little cocaine before your art.
Speaker 4 (02:46:47):
Every listen, what's with the hair? By the way, how
did how did you land on bad hairstyle?
Speaker 8 (02:46:51):
That's what our listener's hair looks like. I see you
don't think.
Speaker 2 (02:46:55):
Oh, I don't know.
Speaker 4 (02:46:56):
All right, it's like someone's decapitated and placed on top
of a mic stand.
Speaker 8 (02:47:01):
Those are his hands around his Ah, well, I.
Speaker 4 (02:47:04):
Thought you were sticking with the decapitation theme from this that.
All right, Well there you go. Now we kend is
now officially underway. We are going out of his mouth.
Speaker 2 (02:47:15):
Yeah, strang, Oh, we can tell, all right, we can
tell all right.
Speaker 6 (02:47:25):
And now I must leave you as the Brady bunch
is on and I find four of those children incredibly arousing.
Speaker 3 (02:47:32):
Get out of here.
Speaker 9 (02:47:34):
Be careful of what you say, Be careful in every way,
Be careful of what you do. Big Brother is watching you.
Be circumspect and discreet, Stay light on your mental feet.
(02:47:54):
One slip and.
Speaker 3 (02:47:55):
You know you're through.
Speaker 23 (02:47:58):
Big Brother. Is what you can on with our narratives,
remember obedience pain, And when you watch that davy screens,
remember it works both ways. You disappear in a wink.
Speaker 9 (02:48:19):
Unless you can double think, you'll vanish into the blue
big brother is watching you.
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Funny Things that you thinks funny aren't funny. Jimmy Cox
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Speaker 2 (00:15):
Man, we'll go welcome, show me what you Yeah?
Speaker 4 (00:19):
I can see a lot of cocks on TV.
Speaker 5 (00:21):
Allen talks from the Allen to Show. I don't know
what's about you, but I can't say thank you to
Well it don't be a crazy So let's coffee kick
and you'll just take it with a nasty groove. Okay,
what do three kicks? Kick it? Tom? Put you one
time ticket?
Speaker 3 (00:40):
What Allen con Here we go, he'll add, he'll be fine.
Speaker 6 (00:44):
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Speaker 4 (01:07):
Hey, what's up everybody? Good afternoon? Hi, No, today is Friday.
I know today is Friday. All day yesterday I was
for whatever reason. And it happens everybody. You think that
it's a day that it's not, and then the next
day you're fine. And that's what happened to me. I
(01:30):
know today is Friday. My name is Alan Cox. Thanks
for being here. Say hi to Bill Squire. He's here too.
Hey on a Friday. Mary Santorra is in midtown Manhattan.
And how are you feeling today?
Speaker 7 (01:43):
Hired?
Speaker 4 (01:43):
Did you have a big show last night?
Speaker 8 (01:45):
Not a big show?
Speaker 4 (01:46):
You had a show last night?
Speaker 3 (01:48):
Bill?
Speaker 4 (01:49):
How are you feelings again? Where were you last night?
Speaker 2 (01:53):
Hi and Dry? My weekly show on Thursdays, Act House,
great crowd, great commics, is fun time.
Speaker 4 (02:00):
That's that spot that used to be the wine bar
right in Tremont? Is that the one that there on
the corner?
Speaker 2 (02:05):
Yeah? Yeah, it hasn't been the wine bar a long time, right, Yeah,
that's way back.
Speaker 4 (02:12):
Yeah, last time, I yeah, I remember a long time
ago ahead an appearance there when it was a wine bar.
But it's now do High and Dry refer at all
to the brand of comedy people can expect, no.
Speaker 2 (02:25):
Because it's not a comedy club. The bar was you
just do a show there? Well before they ever did comedy.
Speaker 4 (02:32):
Yeah right, Okay, listen, if you'd like to join us
this afternoon, Uh, shoot your shot, homie, because you know
we're out on Monday for Labor Day and we'll be
back on Tuesday. So let's make today the very best.
That's SE's the bar a little high. Let's make today
(02:54):
as good as we can make it right before we
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is where you can watch the show. In fact, over
my I don't know if you'll see it here, but
(03:15):
over my shoulder. Of course, we have our map with
bureau chieves. But where I'm pointing here, I kept our
tiny pound cake we had, like this little doll. And
then Mike in Parma some time ago gave me like
a little stuffed ghost yeah, with a little thing, and
I opted to put it. You know, it was supposed
to be a homage to Ghostbag, and I opted to
(03:35):
put it around the neck of our tiny pound cake doll.
This past weekend, I was sitting with my daughter in
her room and she wanted to play Barbies, and I
said okay, And so we were sitting there for a
little while playing barbies, and she you know, there's a
box of them, and just as with any kid with barbies,
(03:57):
there's a handful of dolls, and then like four giant
piles of accessories and then you just kind of mess
around with them. And my daughter is a beautiful weirdo,
so she's doing all kinds of strange things with her barbies.
And Gwen said, oh, you should bring a tiny pound
Cake home to play with the barbies, because that is
technically just a ken doll. But it looked so unbelievably
(04:20):
like our own little Cody pound Cake Brown that I
brought it in as a stand in for him, and
I never got rid of it, so to this day,
he even though real life Cody Brown is no longer
on the show, Tiny pound Cake still hangs on the map.
But it might be time to send him off. But
(04:40):
I said, listen, real pound Cake has never been in
my house. It would be an insult of the highest
order if a tiny pound Cake ends up in my house.
Speaker 2 (04:52):
You should male pound Cake Tiny pound Cake with an
invitation to bring Tiny pound Cake to your house. I
don't know where he lives. I don't know where he
lives and text him and get his number. I have
his number, I don't have his actress. Yes, but it's
not impossible to do that.
Speaker 4 (05:09):
No, Nope, I will put it in a bubble envelope
and I'll mail it I'll text him and I'll go, Hey,
what's your address. I have a question I want to
ask you, And then he'll text me back and I'll say,
what's your address, and then he'll teest me, and then
I'll just mail.
Speaker 8 (05:25):
It off to him.
Speaker 4 (05:27):
I'll just say, Hey, I'm going to send you something,
and of course i'll send it back naked because those clothes,
you know, if you know anything about Kendall's a lot
of resale value in those clothes. And I'll just mail
that to him. Perhaps I don't know, but it might
be time for that to move on. But I don't
know that I'm going to throw it in with my
(05:49):
daughter's barbies. The infrequency with which he plays with barbies,
I couldn't tell you the last time. I think it's
just because it was in her field division and she's like,
let's throw these around for a second, and I'm always game.
But I don't know if that'll happen. You know, we're
in the middle of this A to Z weekend, big
long holiday weekend. When we get out of here later
(06:11):
on it will resume. Uh and uh, we just played
that quiet, right, So I'm gonna play bang your head
and I love nothing more than arcane rock and roll
knowledge love that kind of stuff. And somebody texted me, Alan,
did you know the bang your head? Uh, that's a
reference to docking.
Speaker 2 (06:31):
Oh, now, I think that's the case. Knows what docking is?
What doking is?
Speaker 4 (06:39):
I well, originally knows it because we got her hip too.
Speaker 2 (06:42):
Right, So you'll have to head over to Urban Dictionary
for this one. I want to No, of course, you
don't want to know. It's nothing crazy.
Speaker 4 (06:52):
Though crazy part of the show, don't you. How do
you not know that?
Speaker 2 (06:55):
By the way, you're a person in your mid thirties
who's head sex and knows things. I mean, I know
this is not This is.
Speaker 4 (07:03):
Not anything that I imagine. She's done dirt and I
say done. How do you not know what it is?
I know, I'm not a gay man. I know what
it is.
Speaker 8 (07:10):
I'm looking at the definition. And there is no point
in my life where this would have ever come up.
Speaker 2 (07:20):
No gay friends, no gay comedy, nobody. You've ever met
gay dudes that mentioned docking?
Speaker 8 (07:24):
Not one time.
Speaker 4 (07:25):
How do I know? And you don't?
Speaker 8 (07:27):
I don't know. I have no idea how you know
and I don't. But I have literally never heard of this,
and I've never seen this. I've never accidentally seen this
in a porn nothing.
Speaker 2 (07:38):
I know what. Maybe all the dudes are hanging out
with their cut No, I know what it is because
when Urban Dictionary became a thing in the early two thousands,
maybe late nineties, my friends would just scroll through it
looking for anything, and then they'd be like, yeah, this
(07:59):
guy docking and you'd be like, what's that? What's docking?
And so we knew like that was a pastime for us,
is finding something stupid and new on there and then
accusing one of our friends of enjoying it.
Speaker 8 (08:12):
Huh.
Speaker 4 (08:13):
I couldn't tell you the last time I went to
Urban Dictionary. I didn't even think that was still a thing.
So urban Dictionary still lives. Yeah, wow? And can anyone submit?
Could you just make something? Because because I have a feeling,
I mean, even in the early days of Urban Dictionary,
eighty percent of it was just made up crap. It's
nothing that you had ever heard anybody mention in casual conversation.
Can you just submit things like Wikipedia.
Speaker 8 (08:34):
Or you write whatever you want?
Speaker 2 (08:35):
I don't know. Probably you've never submitted anything to Urban
Dictionary just to see just as a goof I'm a user,
not a creator.
Speaker 4 (08:44):
Oh, I see that right. Well, we should come up
with something and then submit it and see if it
actually goes up. We'll just completely make something up off
the top of our heads, out of whole cloth.
Speaker 2 (08:55):
Now you can enjoy that sickening middle of the night.
Speaker 5 (08:58):
What am I gonna do it?
Speaker 9 (09:00):
My life feeling in the afternoon.
Speaker 1 (09:04):
One of your point seven WMMS.
Speaker 4 (09:15):
Two one six five seven eight one double oh seven
to join us live or eight hundred and three four
eight one double oh seven three five one nine two
sent me a text.
Speaker 2 (09:25):
Guardians back of actual Little seven ten.
Speaker 4 (09:29):
They're hosting The Pirates of Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania as a seven
to ten start tonight. Your pregame coverage will begin thirty
minutes prior you want to get the whole the full bug.
Six forty is when that will start here on MMS,
and you can also listen on the iHeartRadio app where
you can leave us messages there if you like, via
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that ever so convenient talkback button.
Speaker 2 (09:52):
Hey guys, there is no possible way that you can
hang out with pretty much strictly comedians and not know
what docking is.
Speaker 10 (10:02):
Mary has absolutely hurt it she.
Speaker 11 (10:03):
Just has an awful, awful memory.
Speaker 4 (10:08):
Mary, that guy is calling your synapses into question. He's
telling you what you do and don't remember.
Speaker 8 (10:13):
Here's the thing, Maybe you guys are all a little
more gay than you think you are. I have never
heard that we're gay. My god, Yes, I have definitely
never heard this term. And I have a pretty good memory.
Speaker 2 (10:26):
So I don't know your gay. How do you know
I'm gay? Because you macrimade yourself a pair of Jeane shorts. No,
I know you're gay. You just told me you're not
sleeping with women anymore.
Speaker 8 (10:35):
You know how I know that you're gang?
Speaker 3 (10:36):
How?
Speaker 2 (10:36):
Because you're gay and you can tell who other game
people are.
Speaker 4 (10:39):
You know I know your gang?
Speaker 2 (10:40):
You like cold Play?
Speaker 4 (10:41):
You know how I know that you're gay.
Speaker 8 (10:43):
You like the movie Made in Manhattan.
Speaker 2 (10:45):
You know I know your gay?
Speaker 12 (10:46):
How?
Speaker 2 (10:47):
I saw you make a spinach dip in a loaf
of sour dough bread once. I don't care for to
be a sourdough brother for a pumpernickel? Is that true?
Speaker 4 (10:58):
A pumper nickel?
Speaker 2 (10:59):
I mean usually if you're doing like that spinach chip,
that's like you get that big circular pumper nickel.
Speaker 4 (11:05):
I don't know anything about it. I thought everybody over
COVID was making sour dough bread specifically to put things
in it.
Speaker 8 (11:11):
Yeah, but that movie came out in like two thousand
and two.
Speaker 4 (11:13):
No, I understand.
Speaker 2 (11:14):
I'm just saying that that I thought that I've never
seen a spinach tip with bread around it. It's been
pumper really. Yeah.
Speaker 4 (11:20):
See, I don't eat spinach dips, so I don't know this.
It's how our family.
Speaker 2 (11:23):
Okay, but this is similar to Mary's thing with docing.
You've been at places where they have spinach dip. Oh,
my wife eats it. Yeah, well we'll go to a
great place and she'll get the thing. But I didn't.
Speaker 4 (11:31):
I guess I thought that the bread like.
Speaker 2 (11:33):
A party situation, like a house party, maybe a holiday party,
something like that. If they have a spinach dip, generally,
I think of it being with a pumper nickel.
Speaker 4 (11:47):
Okay, Well, then Mary just Bill is gay, not me
because I didn't know what kind of bread more gay.
Speaker 2 (11:51):
Because you should know that.
Speaker 13 (11:54):
No more, you're too busy looking at all the dudes,
and I'm over there.
Speaker 2 (12:04):
Starving on the pumper nickel spinach dim.
Speaker 4 (12:05):
And that's true. He does like a good scarf just
like a gay guy.
Speaker 2 (12:11):
I got me again.
Speaker 4 (12:14):
May you know what? We should also take into account
the fact that slang is so fast moving and has
so you know, the Inuit famously have dozens of words
for snow. Maybe docking is too old school. Maybe there's
some new hip way to refer to that that Mary
has heard of. And then she goes, oh that, yes,
(12:36):
I didn't realize that's.
Speaker 2 (12:37):
What that was.
Speaker 8 (12:38):
I cannot stress enough that I have never heard of
this sexual action.
Speaker 2 (12:42):
It's also not like a real sexual act that I
think people are doing. It's again, it's a urban dictionary,
dumb thing that people made. I'm sure there are guys
that have done it, but I don't think there's anybody
like requesting it on a regular basis. Like again, we're
really into docking.
Speaker 4 (13:02):
Well, that's why I've kind of confused people in the past,
because when I have my annual checkup with my primary
care physician, Bill, I call that docking because I'm going
to what time is it, Mary? Is it already?
Speaker 2 (13:18):
Oh my god?
Speaker 4 (13:22):
How about that Steph Curry. You know I've been watching
him in a show called Mister Throwback with Adam Pally
and Steph Curry is. It's I think it's very funny.
It's over there on Peacock and it's a story about
a guy who grew up with Steph Curry. Steph Curry
of course went on to become Steph Curry and Adam
Paley plays the guy who was kind of left behind
and then they reconnect and it's all under the auspices
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of this giant, massive lie. But it's a very funny show.
And Steph Curry has extended his stay with the Golden
State Warriors for one year. When I first saw the
money they were paying him, I was like, oh, how
long is the contract? It is one year and they're
going to pay him sixty two point six million dollars
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for one year.
Speaker 2 (14:09):
It's pretty good.
Speaker 4 (14:10):
Well, he's, from what I understand, good. I don't know
much about bread bowls, but I know that Stephen Curry
is a very good basketball player. A one year extension.
You know, I signed a one year extension with WMMS
and it was not for sixty two million dollars. Mary,
you'll be pleased to know. So dub nation, you know,
(14:34):
that's what they call Golden State Warriors fans. Dub nation.
You know, how here Cleveland basketball fans are called calves heads. No,
out there, they're called dub Nation as in W as
in Warriors see GSW and medical terms is usually shorthand
(14:55):
for gunshot wound and so I don't know why they
don't call them gun Nation.
Speaker 2 (15:00):
That'd be fun too anyway. Sixty two that's about seven.
Speaker 4 (15:04):
Hundred and fifty grand a game through the there's eighty
some games in an NBA season, a regular NBA season,
and they'll pay him sixty two point six million dollars
to keep him through the twenty six twenty seven season.
(15:24):
He's guaranteed one hundred and seventy eight million dollars over
the next three years of his deal. And for that
kind of money, he's not forty yet, right, He's still
a young man. Steph Curry, he's old in basketball years.
He's like thirty five, thirty six. I think, oh he's
that old. Yeah, okay, I thought he was like twenty
two years old. Ah, Steph Curry.
Speaker 8 (15:45):
Yeah, he's him playing in the NBA since he was fourteen.
Speaker 2 (15:49):
Well, that's what dub Nation likes.
Speaker 1 (15:51):
Mary.
Speaker 4 (15:52):
They like him young. At San Francisco, I bet they
know what docking is. He's thirty six years old. That's
Steph Curry. And you know, he's just another kid from Akron,
just another kid from Akron. But you don't hear him
talking about it all the time. In fact, you don't
ever hear him talking about it, which I think is strange.
Speaker 2 (16:14):
But there it is.
Speaker 4 (16:15):
Congratulations to him and anybody going to I mentioned that
show of his is on Peacock. Anybody subscribing to the
Chick fil A streaming service?
Speaker 2 (16:28):
They have a streaming service. Huh, yess no, I'm serious.
I know that Mary my comedy sometimes can be.
Speaker 4 (16:38):
Bone dry Golberighie, but no, Chick fil A for some
reason is launching a streaming service. All right, you got me.
Usually eating Chick fil a bill turns you into a
streaming service, am I right?
Speaker 2 (16:52):
Not really?
Speaker 4 (16:53):
Okay, So I don't know. I don't eat it. But
Chick fil A is. They're going to be competing with
Netflix and Disney. I don't know why, but they're doing it. Boy,
I hope they grabbed the Queer Eye library. That would
be great. Have everything right, yeah?
Speaker 3 (17:11):
Right?
Speaker 2 (17:13):
Every episode is three minutes long. Yep.
Speaker 4 (17:17):
They're working with a number of production companies and traditional
studios to create multiple original shows.
Speaker 2 (17:25):
I don't know about that.
Speaker 4 (17:29):
Yeah, yeah, I don't know, but that's what they're uh,
that's what they're planning on doing. It's like when the
the Tyson Chicken guy wanted to trade Costanza from the
Yankees and then they would come up, you know, and
when what Steinberander would get in return is chicken licensing
there at Yankee Stadium, chicken beer, chicken nuggets. They're gonna
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do a game show, they're gonna do family friendly unscripted programming,
and then they're going to do original scripted series and
animation and probably whatever kind of programming costs them next
to nothing to make is probably what it will be.
But it's again, it's just a bigger part of you know,
because what Walmart bought what wal It used to be Voodoo,
(18:18):
now it's Walmart Ingle at Home there you go.
Speaker 2 (18:21):
Walmart owned that for a while, and I think Fandago
bought it from Walmart. Okay, yeah, so Disney has their
streaming service. They're kind of still the king of that
whole thing, and Walmart had their somebody bought whatever the
streaming arm of red Box was now that they don't have,
you know, the DVD Kiosks anymore. I think it was
(18:43):
just a couple of days ago that I saw they
were celebrating the anniversary of Reed Hastings and the other
guy founding Netflix.
Speaker 4 (18:50):
I think Netflix was founded in nineteen ninety seven, as
you know, obviously as a DVD delivery service for people
who were old enough to remember that likes around for
a long time. You said, have to get physical media
in the mail. But the chick fil A thing which
very much look like something that popped up on the
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onion but not and I don't even know what it's
gonna be called. But they work a lot already with
this studio in Atlanta that does a lot of stuff
with Marvel. So will there be chick fil a product place?
I mean in shows that you already know and love,
don't know. I would think that these guys would be making.
(19:32):
Their biggest competitor might be something like the Hallmark Channel,
because don't they have a lot of family friendly programming
over there?
Speaker 2 (19:39):
All those Christmas shows, love stories, yeah, love stories. That
would be interesting to see if they did that, Like
the Big City Lady comes home and she's like, oh,
I just I don't understand Christmas. I don't have any
spirit for that. I also don't like chicken sandwiches. And
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then the guy that's stayed home works on a farm,
takes care of.
Speaker 8 (20:06):
Animals, maybe has chickens, Maybe.
Speaker 2 (20:08):
Has chickens but raised them humanely, free range. Is you
know he's not like overtly outward gay, like like anti gay,
but you know his values project that he is. You
just heard the true meaning of chicken and Christmas, So
the true meaning of chicken Christmas.
Speaker 8 (20:29):
And the first time they hook up, he just whispers
in her ear, my pleasure.
Speaker 2 (20:34):
But they don't hook up till they're married.
Speaker 8 (20:35):
Right, That's what I'm saying. That's how the movie ends.
Fate to Black, My pleasure, Fate to black.
Speaker 4 (20:42):
Those shows are going to be full of foul language. Ellen,
Mary's never seen Deadpool too? No, I bet Mary has
not seen Deadpool too. So the girlfriend dies, Yeah, but
they talk about docking a couple of times in the
Probably it probably went over my head. Was going to say,
I can't imagine something that would have locked in your brain.
Speaker 8 (21:02):
I saw it maybe be one time, and I remember
it being sad. I remember crying during it, but I
don't really remember.
Speaker 4 (21:10):
It's got dead in the name Mary and NADOI I know,
I know Alan is straight man, the exact same age
is Mary. I have no idea how she's never heard. Again,
chastising her is not going to make her remember that
she's heard.
Speaker 8 (21:24):
The women are texting in well I don't understand that.
Speaker 4 (21:28):
Well here's a woman, Alan, I am a woman. Please
tell Mary that I am a woman. Don't let her
think that I'm not a woman.
Speaker 8 (21:35):
And then what.
Speaker 2 (21:39):
And I have heard of docking before, see right there,
and tell me it's not women.
Speaker 4 (21:45):
And I am a woman. So yes, and I am
a woman, and I have heard no more.
Speaker 2 (21:57):
Allan.
Speaker 4 (21:58):
I was listening to Monday's podcast when you were ranting
about the aids. They we're talking about so much gay
content that a sorry Freudian slip. You're ranting about the
ads interrupting you in the podcast. Literally an ad broke
in in the middle of you talking about it's amazing,
and then three minutes later, Yeah, people send me these
(22:18):
clips if you get the opportunity to do it. I
know it's a couple of hoops to jump through, but
I do like listening to them. No, I have washed
my hands of whatever Michiagos is going on with the
podcasts because I could not care less. I was trying
to help. I was trying to point things in the
right direction and do whatever I could do.
Speaker 2 (22:38):
But I do not care.
Speaker 4 (22:40):
So if they get that figured out, I hope that
they do. I certainly want that experience for our podcast
listeners to be one that is not frustrating.
Speaker 2 (22:50):
But I don't know.
Speaker 4 (22:51):
Will the Chick fil A streaming service be available on Sundays, Well, see,
I think this is a way for them to shut down.
I think that it is a way for them to
generate revenue on Sundays. This is pretty sneaky.
Speaker 8 (23:01):
Or it's just a livestream church on Sunday. That's the
only thing you can access on Sundays twenty four to seven,
well twenty four for one day, just live stream Jesus.
Speaker 4 (23:11):
It's like when my grandmother. You know, my grandma lived
to one hundred and three, and she still went to church.
I was going to say religiously, she still went to
church probably up until a year before that. You know,
my grandma lived by herself, and she was very very
mobile until like really that last year, like one hundred
(23:33):
and two to one hundred and three is kind of
when the whole house of cards came down, and so
at that point she still didn't want to miss church.
So I remember her sitting there in that chair watching
the televised mass. I mean, there were people way way
younger than her who were in full use of their facilities,
who counted that as going to church. They were like, yeah,
(23:55):
sit at home and watch it. I was way past
caring about going to church in the first place. It
wasn't even on my radar. But boy, she to the
very end she would sit there and watch Mass. And
so what I'm trying to say is, I'm sad that
my grandma didn't live to see the Chick fil A
streaming service, because she probably would have really enjoyed it. Allen,
(24:17):
I'm forty six. I'm also a woman. Again, I am
a woman, and I've never heard of docking. No, I'm
reading it right here. It says I've never heard of docking.
So that's one on your side. Oh, now she believes her.
Now she believes it's a woman.
Speaker 8 (24:32):
I don't believe anything.
Speaker 4 (24:33):
Why because nothing matters. Why don't you believe anything? I
bet you believe in yourself.
Speaker 8 (24:39):
Apparently that changes daily, dude.
Speaker 4 (24:42):
Yeah, I join the club.
Speaker 8 (24:43):
Every day is just an every day is a fresh Hell, Mary,
it's a roll of the dice.
Speaker 4 (24:48):
Don't know what happened to Oh I'm sorry, well, roll
of the dice, because you have to put it in
gambling terms. I understand what happened today.
Speaker 8 (24:59):
So get this little They're like, sorry, we missed you.
Pick up your package from UPS right, and we it
just the yellow slip stuck to the door. Yeah, it
just has our apartment number on it, so we don't
know if it's for me or my roommates. So both
of us go to the UPS room. We're like, hey,
we got this, we don't know what it is.
Speaker 2 (25:15):
Well, you actually got two.
Speaker 8 (25:16):
They scan the first one, they go, well, this isn't
coming until three o'clock today, and we were like, then,
how are they sorry they missed us if it hasn't
been delivered yet. And the guy was like, I don't know,
come back at three. So then the other one he scans,
he goes, okay, which one is Mary? So that's me
and he goes all right, let me go get your package.
And it was like no joke, like fifteen minutes of
this guy being in the back and my roommate I
(25:39):
was she was standing there and I was like, she's like,
what did you order. I was like, I didn't order anything.
I have no idea what this is. She goes, is,
what if it's big. I was like, I'll have to
walk it home.
Speaker 2 (25:47):
I don't know what it is.
Speaker 8 (25:48):
And so she's like, well, if you ordered the lawnmower
or something, well, I didn't order anything, right, And that's
why I was like, I don't know. Maybe one of
my family members sent me something. I have no idea
what it is because not that many people have my address.
And so she's like, well, let me just wait with
you in case it is like some random big package
you need help carry. And it's okay. So then like
another ten minutes go by and I'm like, dude, just
just leave. You don't have to be here. So they
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come back and they're like, yeah, we don't have this,
and I.
Speaker 2 (26:11):
Was like, well they oh no, no.
Speaker 8 (26:12):
They came back and then they said how big is
your package? And I was like I don't know what
it is and they're like, so you don't know how
big it is? And I was like, I'm here to
receive whatever you guys have for me. So then they
go we don't have it, so you have to call
customer service. So I call customer service and I put
it on speakerphone and they're like, yeah, they have it.
So now we're going back and forth about this mystery package.
Speaker 4 (26:33):
How far away is the ups place?
Speaker 8 (26:35):
It's not far. It's like two blocks and it's on
my way to the train, so it's not out of
the way or anything like that. And so the guy's like, well,
I don't know what to tell you, and he like
goes and gets another guy and the guy's like, oh,
we shipped that back to the cender today, so you
have to contact the sender. I was like, I don't
know who the sender is. I have on either end, Like, well,
we can't release that information. That's confidential information. And I
(26:58):
was like, well, so then, whatever this mystery package is,
I don't know where it is, what it's supposed to be,
or who sent it, but I don't have it. So
now I'm like frustrated about the way.
Speaker 2 (27:08):
Why can't they tell you who sent you a package?
Speaker 8 (27:10):
They said it I don't know. They said confidential information.
They can't give out the senders information. I have no
idea what's going on. So then I get back on
the phone with customer service and they're like, yeah, well,
our system still says that it shows it's at.
Speaker 2 (27:24):
The location, and you know, none of this is going
to be worth it in the end.
Speaker 8 (27:27):
That's my point is that I'm like, whatever this is,
And now I was a little frustrated. I'm like because
I'm like, what is it? Where is it? How do
we find it? How does nobody know where this is?
And then I'm like, I didn't even know this package
existed twenty minutes ago, and now it's a problem in
my life.
Speaker 2 (27:40):
Right, I'm so annoyed.
Speaker 8 (27:42):
And I get an email from Nike that says, we've
canceled your order. This sounds like a scam. No, it's
from like Nike's website. I picked up shoes from this
same UPS store last week.
Speaker 2 (27:57):
Oh so it's probably those, and there's just the have
the shoes right, But I'm saying, so they get that
Nike's not good at keeping track of this kind of stuff,
so it's probably that package. But because you picked it up,
they and somebody PROBA didn't scan it there or whatever.
Speaker 8 (28:14):
So it's just like I got a receipt and everything
from from the UPS store saying like, you picked up
your package. So that's why they pick up your package.
Is what the other guy says when you're docking there,
go ahead. Thank you for letting me know that, and.
Speaker 2 (28:27):
Also so keep an eye on it. You might get
a full refund on those shoes.
Speaker 8 (28:30):
Well that's what they just emailed me. And we're like,
we canceled your order. Sorry you didn't pick it up
in time. We'll send you a refund in the next
eight days.
Speaker 4 (28:38):
Oh you double dip in free shoes.
Speaker 8 (28:40):
I was like, I was like, I just get a
two hundred pair of shoes for free. Yeah, you may
have is well, because I wanted to ask you, Bill
if something like this has ever happened to you. It
has They just and that's crazy me too, because I'm like,
this is a multi billion dollar company that they just
don't care that. They're just like, well, somebody messed up.
Have your have your either have another pair of shoes
or have your money right, which is crazy and.
Speaker 2 (29:02):
It's it's very rare. I mean, I've bought a lot
of shoes from Nike. This happened, is happened me once,
but yeah, it happens.
Speaker 8 (29:09):
Well because it said there were two items in the package,
and they were like, well, we definitely don't have two,
like we're gonna look for one, blah blah blah. And
so this I got to the Nike store or the
Nike store the UPS store at like maybe twelve fifteen
because I was like on my way to the train,
and I did not get onto the train until like
almost one fifteen because I'm like, well.
Speaker 4 (29:30):
Two items means a shoe for each foot.
Speaker 8 (29:32):
Right, Maybe I don't know that they send shoes packaged separately.
I've never had that happen before.
Speaker 4 (29:38):
I've also never had that happen. Oh yeah, two separate.
You got to go for the other one. I got
the one right there at the door, but you got
to go back for.
Speaker 2 (29:45):
The other one.
Speaker 8 (29:46):
But yeah, when you say like nothing matters, I went
from like I don't know this thing exists to now
I'm aggravated no one knows where the package is, to hey,
maybe I'll get free shoes right now. It's on you
to chase it down. I'm not chasing anything. I'm gonna
see if Nike gives me my money back next week,
and if they don't, I already have the shoes. Yeah,
so I'm not going to do anything from here on out.
Speaker 2 (30:06):
Right, Yeah, yeah, you're you're good. Hey, guys, I actually
got the shoes. Don't don't send my money back, you.
Speaker 8 (30:16):
Take it back and Nike. No, it's not like a
mom and pop shop, right, no way. I don't feel
bad about that at all.
Speaker 4 (30:22):
Dear Nike. I am writing to tell you that I
got shoes that you already sent me. If you could
take these back, all right, well, yeah you might have
some free shoes then weird day.
Speaker 2 (30:36):
Congratulations, I'm slipping when it comes to shoes. There's a
pair that came out this morning that I wasn't even like.
These are one of my favorite shoes from the nineties,
and they did a retro of it and I didn't
even know it was coming out today. O. My brother
texts me because they they're a Andrea Agasy shoe, uh,
the hot Lavas great shoes, and he's like, oh, he's
(30:59):
an idahost. He's like, I would have had to wake
up at six o'clock in the morning to get these,
and I was like, I didn't even know they were coming.
I was like, if you would have told me, I
would have had them for both of us. But I
completely I'm slipping, which is real bad in the shoe game.
Speaker 8 (31:13):
Yeah, I was.
Speaker 4 (31:14):
You gotta get the Magacy cakes right there?
Speaker 9 (31:17):
Did you miss them?
Speaker 6 (31:18):
Because we missed you, well, not Jerry from Willoughby, but
the rest of you.
Speaker 4 (31:26):
On seven double U M M. As the Guardians are
(31:50):
playing tonight, Pirates are in town, first of three around
the corner here at Progressive Fields. Seven ten is the
first pit.
Speaker 2 (32:01):
Six forty.
Speaker 4 (32:01):
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tonight seven to ten on the buzzard. The ladies continue
(32:43):
to check in on the iHeartRadio app to put Mary
in her place.
Speaker 2 (32:47):
Hi Ellen, this is Scotia and I'm total woman and
I've heard of talking.
Speaker 8 (32:54):
Oh Mary, I can't believe you keep the ship.
Speaker 2 (33:01):
My name is.
Speaker 4 (33:03):
Thank you, Scotia. Here's another text from Chuck Alan. I'm
a sixty six year old woman and I've heard of this.
So take that Mary. Between Chuck and Scotia. You got
to come and at you from all sides, from the ladies.
So much for the gals looking out for each other,
so much for women supporting women.
Speaker 8 (33:25):
Mm hmm. It was very very female Texters.
Speaker 4 (33:32):
You heard the message.
Speaker 8 (33:33):
There's no hi Ellen, this is Scotia.
Speaker 4 (33:38):
That's Scotia.
Speaker 3 (33:39):
Mary.
Speaker 2 (33:40):
I know who it is, the Scotia. Wow, I didn't
even know you were a listener. Well, it's a pretty
common name. My daughter is also named Scotia.
Speaker 4 (33:48):
Oh really. I got a lot of text from people
in the break about their going through the exact same
thing you are with the packages. Yeah, I'm running back
and forth and back and forth.
Speaker 2 (34:00):
So it's so nice to have a building where like
it's delivered to somebody, somebody has to sign for it. Yes,
and then we now we have a package room where
everything goes into the room and you just you don't
have to like go and bother anybody at the front
desk anymore. You just buzz in with an app, get
your stuff, and you're in and out.
Speaker 4 (34:21):
That's great.
Speaker 2 (34:22):
It is great for me. There's a lot of people
in my building that are not having a great time
with it because they're old and so there they the
technology is a little much for them. So they'll come
down with their laptop or like they'll printtop, they'll print
out the code and they'll have the code written down.
They got to type it in with my phone. I
just it's bluetooth, so it just opens automatically. Hit the button.
Speaker 4 (34:47):
So are they like they're like Amazon drop off lockers
or it's just.
Speaker 2 (34:51):
A room that they have. Uh, it's an app called Luxore. Yeah,
and as the Amazon or up or whoever drops off
the package, they scan it in and then they put
it in like certain areas within the room and then
they go, okay, go get your stuff.
Speaker 4 (35:10):
That's pretty nice. Alan, I'm arguing with Footlocker right now
because they sent one shoe to my son.
Speaker 8 (35:19):
How does happen?
Speaker 4 (35:21):
Somebody screwed up at the fulfillment thing? You know, they
got that massive Amazon fulfillment center over there by Memphis
Kitty Park.
Speaker 8 (35:29):
They have one in All.
Speaker 2 (35:31):
They're all over the place now heights. Well, it's on Memphis,
so it's cross street from Memphis Kittie Park. Yeah.
Speaker 4 (35:37):
Oh, there's more than that. I didn't they turn there's one.
There's one on Madison. What was the old mall that
they turned into an Amazon. Uh, not Ross Park Mall,
that's Pittsburgh, but Randall Park, the park mall. Yeah, yeah,
the one in uh that was not Precious Moments American Greetings.
Their whole place is an Amazon. Yeah, because they're at
(35:58):
a Crocker Park now.
Speaker 2 (35:59):
Yeah. What was the package that Mary had to go
back at three o'clock for?
Speaker 8 (36:03):
They wouldn't tell us. Yeah, And because we asked them,
we were like, hey, well, which one of us is it?
Speaker 11 (36:08):
Four?
Speaker 8 (36:08):
Because we don't both want to come back. And they
were like, we don't have any information. I was like
what They're like, we don't know the name on it
or anything until we scan it in. We just know
there's a package coming like this place. This can't be
how you guys conduct business.
Speaker 4 (36:21):
Well, what sucks is the person that you're talking to
had nothing to do with any of it. They're just
a work work or be behind the counter and they're like,
I don't know, man, I'm as confused as you are.
But they're the point person and they got nothing for you, right.
Speaker 8 (36:38):
And it sound like I'm mad at him or anything,
but it is one of those where they were back
there for so long and then they came out like
under the front desk and we're like digging and finding
packages under the front desk and I was like, Oh,
there's no system here, and then they were like how
big is the package? I'm like, you guys have no
idea what you're doing.
Speaker 4 (36:54):
This is what is going to bring back the Postal service.
And I don't mean the band it might too Ben
Gibbard Chef's Kiss, But what I'm saying is this is
what's going to bring back the United States Postal Service,
not to its former glories, of course, but the more
(37:14):
the more independent contractory, the FedEx and UPS and Amazon,
especially Amazon, since they're the ones pulling the most weight,
the more that these kind of supply lines and these
routes get weirder and weirder, people are going to go
screw it. I'm just going to the post Office. I've
(37:34):
been dealing with the Post Office my whole life, and
this is what's going to bring them that. And of
course the EV trucks you never hear them coming.
Speaker 2 (37:45):
Well, the thing is, if it's foot Locker or Nike,
they have contracts with different So it's not like they're
gonna be like, oh, well, we'll start using You know
that they're contractually obligated to use UPS or FEDII for
a certain amount of stuff.
Speaker 9 (38:01):
Yeah.
Speaker 14 (38:03):
H hell.
Speaker 15 (38:05):
And I'm catching up on the podcast and it just
occurred to me that Bill lives with a bunch of
old people, right, Like the the Kindo complex is mostly
old people. Some of these dudes haven't had a boner
in thirty years. He is going to have somebody die
from bringing these young women around flashing their boobies. Someone
(38:29):
is going to see that, get a boner, pass out dead.
Speaker 8 (38:34):
Hm.
Speaker 2 (38:35):
But what a way to go?
Speaker 4 (38:36):
Does that concern you at all?
Speaker 2 (38:38):
No, that old people? That means what grandma, what boner?
First of all, if you if you die from getting
a boner, it was your time.
Speaker 11 (38:47):
Uh.
Speaker 2 (38:47):
And also that means the units will get sold, and
that means the prices go up. Oh I see, So
like yeah, the price go along with I call it
boner equity. That's how it is subscribed to my blog
about how to go ahead using girls dumping out their
(39:08):
boobs to increase your property value.
Speaker 4 (39:10):
And yeah, look at you, and you've got a new
name for your next comedy hour, Bill Squire death Boner.
That's exciting too.
Speaker 2 (39:20):
So you watched Adam Sandler's.
Speaker 8 (39:21):
Yet, No, I have a life, guys, I can't just
wow wow, Sorry, things going on?
Speaker 2 (39:28):
Right? Spent two hours at ups today?
Speaker 8 (39:31):
Exactly when don't I have time to watch them with
Sailor's on.
Speaker 4 (39:35):
Your phone while you're waiting last night when old Lady
Santora's here, I wasn't at home in front of the TV.
Speaker 8 (39:42):
Couldn't be too busy, you know.
Speaker 2 (39:44):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (39:47):
All, And I sent my ex girlfriend a box of
Pooh in the mail twenty years ago, right, did it
get there? Is that the I mean that that service
has been available for a long long time. Yes, that's
how you know? You know, people say, oh, culture and
society started to go downhill because of social media. No,
(40:10):
culture and society started to go downhill when a service
became available that you could mail someone an angry poop
and that was a long time ago. That's when things,
along with a lot of other things as well, of
course late stage capitalism, et cetera. But yes, when you
could mail someone your poop and not as like a
(40:31):
sweet gift, there's no scenario in which somebody's going to
happily receive that it was a spie gift gift in
the loosest sense. I guess that you would send that
to somebody.
Speaker 6 (40:43):
What to do?
Speaker 3 (40:44):
Peepe poop, pee pee poo, poo pooh. I like to
do too, poo poo, peep pe poo.
Speaker 2 (40:49):
This is a message from one of the women that
was dumping out their boobs. Oh my god, if my
booby's made someone die, I would be so happy. Literally,
that dirty little man can haunt me forever. That would
be peak femininity.
Speaker 4 (41:06):
Peak femininity. Wow, it's hard to even say if you
kill a man with your sexuality, you got it going on, boy,
But you want to talk about Yeah, But again, the
odds are also against that person. You said, if this
guy dies of a boner, it was his time. But
that's often an involuntary response, right, I mean, you know,
(41:33):
I think I give him credit. I hadn't even know
you kind of gave yourself away. I gotta tell you,
because it wouldn't even occurred to me that if somebody dies,
that opens up, you know, as you described it, the
real estate thing. Now I have to wonder if you're
in cahoots with the people who sell these condo units
in your building. No, I'm not, Are you sure?
Speaker 10 (41:58):
Uh?
Speaker 2 (41:58):
Scheduled my mortgage screament and I saw my property value
like they give you like an estimate. I think they
call it a z estimate because it's and say, this
is what your property is likely worth on the market today,
And oh, that's pretty good.
Speaker 4 (42:15):
Likely worth.
Speaker 8 (42:17):
No, sell it and move into the new apartments next
door to the I don't want to live down. You
have to. Well, you're fired if you don't.
Speaker 2 (42:28):
So you don't have hiring firing power.
Speaker 8 (42:31):
Fired if you don't, When did When did you take
away my firing part?
Speaker 2 (42:34):
May see me after the show. This is an email
I sent out.
Speaker 8 (42:38):
I didn't read it.
Speaker 2 (42:40):
Well, I know you.
Speaker 4 (42:41):
Guess what happens when you said enough of that? Guess
what happens when you don't read the emails. People throw
your protein shakes out.
Speaker 8 (42:47):
This is insane. I quit.
Speaker 2 (42:48):
If I can't fire Bill, I quit again.
Speaker 8 (42:51):
We'll figure it out. See me after the show.
Speaker 4 (42:53):
Hey, fist Peter.
Speaker 14 (42:55):
Alan, weren't you on the cruise, Yes, sir, hell oh yeah.
Speaker 4 (43:01):
I'll tell you what. Out of all the fists we've
had on the cruise, I met fist Paul, I met
fist Derek, and I met fist Randy. Fist Peter was
the nicest one.
Speaker 2 (43:11):
I believe it.
Speaker 14 (43:11):
Before I got my I went up the Sealy Clothing Company,
got there, got a light colored shirt because I wanted
you guys to sign it right. And then I get
on there and I'm like, I getting nervous and then
I'm Bill standing right in front of where we were sitting.
So I was like, screwed. Okay, go over to Bill.
(43:31):
I asked him, you know, I'm super fan, would you
sign this? He's super nice, and he signed it and
everything I meant to face.
Speaker 2 (43:38):
I forgot it and grab it. You'll feel how firm it.
Speaker 14 (43:42):
Was open, So I get I'm getting it. We're just
hanging out and uh, I get like five high noons
in and the time's running out. And then I ran
into the boat bangers and they were helping me trying
to track you guys down because I guess Alan was
just flitting around and then I say, there's married, there's Mary.
(44:03):
So I never got out, but I got Mary and
then she put the shirt on. She's like, what do
you want me to ride?
Speaker 12 (44:09):
Like?
Speaker 14 (44:09):
I don't know, and she wrote no babies while she
was leaned over the table, sign in my shirt. Pete
in her boot, Hey, I thought.
Speaker 2 (44:22):
You were saying, like you look down her shirt? Yeah
a little.
Speaker 4 (44:31):
Oh it's pissed, Peter. My screen said, fist Peter. I'm sorry,
I completely miss it. I read that wrong. And WHOA
what a terrible thing.
Speaker 1 (44:39):
Mary?
Speaker 4 (44:39):
Do you remember leaving with one wet foot? No?
Speaker 8 (44:42):
I mean my feet were sweaty to begin with, So
joke's on.
Speaker 7 (44:46):
You, Pete.
Speaker 4 (44:47):
Her feet were already sweaty. Yeah, so Mary, you didn't
notice that your one boot was crustier than normal.
Speaker 8 (44:54):
I don't know if leather gets crusty.
Speaker 4 (44:57):
All right, Well see what a herd warming story. Yeah huh.
Speaker 14 (45:03):
I got to get your signature anyhow, But I signed.
Speaker 4 (45:06):
A couple of things. I thought yours was one of them.
Speaker 11 (45:09):
No, I know.
Speaker 4 (45:11):
It's okay, it's not a bother, but my my, what
I tell people? Of course my signature will instantly devalue
whatever you put in front of me.
Speaker 14 (45:19):
So just on there too.
Speaker 4 (45:23):
Well, mattitude is uh, he's a young man, he's out there.
He's quite the swordsman. Yeah, he's good at what he does. Okay, well,
I'm uh, I'm glad you were on the cruise.
Speaker 14 (45:33):
I missed the after party. I carried a stupid shirt around.
I'll be quick here. Ended up at that? Was that
Nope with the Nuevo the Mexican right there? Yeah, I
had had a couple of pops with Scott the Stripper.
Speaker 2 (45:47):
Scott the Stripper.
Speaker 4 (45:48):
Yes, I'll tell you what, boy, when he starts tearing
off articles of clothing, you want to talk about involuntary boners?
Holy crow.
Speaker 14 (45:59):
But it was a one time Thank you very much,
look forward to the next one.
Speaker 4 (46:03):
Thanks for coming me too. Oh there's Fistpeter. You know,
I was looking at my calendar on my phone. I
was talking about my grandmother Lass segment. I was just
glancing at my calendar on my phone and today was
her birthday and I miss my I miss my Nana.
She probably would have been one hundred and ten something
(46:24):
right now. I mean, you know she's been She was
one hundred and three when she died. But she's been
dead for a minute. But I do miss my grand
what's that, Grandma?
Speaker 8 (46:34):
A bunch of aase souls?
Speaker 4 (46:35):
No, thank you, Grandma, I miss you a bunch of
aase souls. Boy, Alan, I suffer from cardio myopathy, but
I am one hundred percent open to the dumping of
boobies in my presence. Death risk be damned.
Speaker 8 (46:53):
How about that?
Speaker 4 (46:54):
See open out the world somebody who is willing Like
the line, what a way to go?
Speaker 2 (47:03):
What a way to go? Alan?
Speaker 4 (47:05):
I watched twenty minutes of that Sandler special last night
and did not laugh once. Adam Sandler is just not funny.
Speaker 2 (47:12):
You're crazy.
Speaker 4 (47:13):
Well, like one of the things, I thought this was funny.
There's a lot of Sandler stuff where I watch and
I go, yeah, I thought this was funny. It had
it had like a very laid back quality to it.
Speaker 2 (47:25):
Directed by one of the Softie brothers, So there's an
element of that in it that I really enjoyed and
I cackled watching it. So whoever this is that didn't
enjoy it, I'm sorry that you don't enjoy that kind
of silly and like, just like you said, relaxed humor.
But I watched it again with my girlfriend last night.
Left it just as hard and she was crying laughing too.
(47:47):
It's just a lot of fun. And then it ends
on like a real kind of sentimental note, which I loved.
Speaker 8 (47:52):
I didn't need that.
Speaker 2 (47:52):
But Alan, he didn't say he peeded. And Mary's boot
he said he peaked at her boobe?
Speaker 8 (48:00):
Is that what he said?
Speaker 4 (48:01):
I mean, her boot is weird, but in the boot
he must have said. He had to have said peaked
at your boot because that's what we were talking about.
But pe in your boot is what it sounded like.
And okay, that's even better. But Mary still had wet feet, right,
you said they were sweaty.
Speaker 8 (48:20):
I mean, yeah, I wore knee high leather boots on
an eighty five degree day. Yeah good, it did look
very good, Allan.
Speaker 4 (48:28):
I met Mary at the Guardians game Sunday and she
was the sweetest person.
Speaker 2 (48:33):
Oh hi, we never get that version of.
Speaker 8 (48:35):
You because I am tired.
Speaker 2 (48:40):
I mean, it's very but by the time we get her. See,
if you meet me, people have told me I'm the
sweetest person ever Comparatively, No, I don't have I'm not.
The people aren't peeing in a boot.
Speaker 8 (48:51):
They're also getting me for probably a minute, right, you
guys have to we're.
Speaker 2 (48:55):
Here for the past. Oh hi, Hey, how are you
going to see.
Speaker 8 (49:00):
So we can take a picture.
Speaker 4 (49:00):
I think he's and you never break stride right right? Oh,
I'm just gonna go over here. I'm trying to find
the lou.
Speaker 2 (49:07):
Trying to get this out my boot.
Speaker 4 (49:10):
Hey, you don't have any paper towel back there, do you?
That would be great? You've heard of pussing boots? Okay,
Bill squire dot com for tickets?
Speaker 2 (49:20):
Good? Were you gonna be Willoughby at Willoughby next Saturday?
And Imposters Theater next Friday? Mary, you're coming in for that,
right Bill Willoughby? Uh? Jer tickets Bill squire dot com. Bye,
out of my mind? Funny, but you want to fly home?
I thought you'd want to support a fellow comedian.
Speaker 8 (49:39):
To fly home. Bill, pay for my plane tickets?
Speaker 4 (49:42):
Why do you drive?
Speaker 2 (49:42):
Mary, I'll let you do the I'll let you do
a guest spot the radio.
Speaker 6 (49:47):
Program Determined to Shave Cleveland's ass.
Speaker 4 (49:50):
No, save Cleveland's ass. Oh that makes a lot more sense.
Speaker 9 (49:54):
Then show on.
Speaker 6 (49:58):
And as.
Speaker 4 (50:57):
Little Sealy crew get you of the holiday and a
lot of our Columbus bureau chieves hit me up with
this Johnny Gaudreaux story that's really really sad, so sad.
Speaker 8 (51:07):
I don't know.
Speaker 4 (51:08):
I know who he was, Johnny gudrou I mean his
best years, he used to played for the Calgary Flames.
I mean, I'm a hockey fan. I'm not obviously watching everything,
but you know, i worked with the Pittsburgh Penguins for
many years and I'm just a big, big hockey fan.
And Johnny Gudreau was this guy. His brother played in
the AHL back in the day, and young guy. He
and his brother were in New Jersey for their sister's
(51:33):
wedding and they were on bikes and a drunk driver
hit him and kill both of them. Some dude who
told the cops that he thought he had had five
or six drinks he thought before he got well you
look at the guy shot, yeah, of course. And yeah,
so it's a big, big blow to the NHL because
he was he was just kind of you know, everybody
(51:55):
liked him and he was a good player. They called
him Johnny Hockey because he was he was not a
big you know a lot of guys in hockey, they
might not look like it. I mean, everybody sounds skates
and obviously that makes a bit tall that. Yeah, but
a lot of those guys are you know, six two
sixty three. He was a small, smaller guy, and so
he was not a guy that he's just scrappy and
(52:16):
he was good. But his sister obviously canceled her wedding
or at the very least postponed it. I don't think
she canceled it, but Katie Gaudreau is her sister, and
Johnny and Matt were in New Jersey and this was
the night before her wedding. Katie Gudreaux and her fiance
(52:37):
Devin Joyce called off their nuptials, which were to happen
today at the Parish of Saint Mary in Gloucester City,
New Jersey. The wedding was supposed to be at one
forty five this afternoon, Johnny and Matthew serving as groomsman
and their other sister the maid of honor.
Speaker 8 (52:56):
Both brothers are dead.
Speaker 10 (52:58):
That sucks.
Speaker 4 (52:58):
Yeah, it's just really really sad.
Speaker 8 (53:03):
Not exactly the same. My buddy that I've known in
comedy for twelve years, his dad died last week. I
think on like Wednesday, and his sister's wedding is next
weekend and his brother's baby is due two days before that.
So like his dad is I mean literally worse timing
where it's like you're is going to be a grandpa
(53:23):
and see his first kid get married. Yeah, and then
died a week before both of them.
Speaker 2 (53:28):
Yep, very inconsiderate.
Speaker 4 (53:31):
Well, I have a friend whose dad passed away very
very abruptly, and her sister was getting married, and she did,
she got married, but I was just like, oh, okay,
like my sister, right, I mean, my dad passed away
a couple of years ago. It's much much fresher for
my friend. But you know, my sister, my dad wasn't
at her wedding. Yeah, you know, her son watered it out.
(53:53):
It was just ugh, just girls never get enough time
with their dads, no matter how long they live.
Speaker 8 (54:01):
They just don't.
Speaker 4 (54:03):
And so anyway, yeah, Matt, I think they both went
to Boston College. I don't remember if that was the
case or not, but I know Matt Gadreau was was
a little bit younger than Johnny, but Johnny Gudreau played
currently for the Columbus Blue Jackets. That's why I was
hearing from all the Columbus bureau chiefs and so Ohio's
(54:25):
only NHL rep. And you know, he was a very
well liked player. But I just remember when he played.
He got drafted by the Calgary Flames. That's what I
remember him from. I don't even think I realized he
was playing for the Blue Jackets. But and when I
first heard the story, I assumed they were in another car,
(54:47):
but they were on bikes. Like last night, eight o'clock
at night, the driver of the car, Sean Higgins, had
attempted to pass too slow me moving vehicles and instead
hit them on their bikes from behind. So he must
have just torn around these vehicles mad that they were
(55:11):
going too slowly. He's drunk, failed the sobriety test and
had told the cops that he had had five or six.
Speaker 8 (55:17):
Beers before the incident.
Speaker 2 (55:22):
That's just such a bummer.
Speaker 4 (55:23):
Johnny Gudreau survived by his wife, Meredith, and their two children.
So yeah, that sucks, man, really sucks. They had a
one year old daughter and a six month old son. Geez, yeah,
little kids, little kids. He's only thirty one. I mean, listen,
(55:49):
in a little bit better news, you know, Leah remedy
is getting divorced, so she's back on the market.
Speaker 2 (55:54):
Though. Okay, FYI, you know she doesn't have that scientology
stink on her anymore. She got out of there, so
that's good news. I guess I don't think I'm her
real type.
Speaker 4 (56:08):
You don't think so? Oh come on, Alan, I said,
Mary a physical copy of the Urban Dictionary the other day.
Do you know if she picked it up from ups yet?
Speaker 8 (56:19):
It is lost? Certain? Oh no, it is completely sure.
Speaker 4 (56:28):
I got some poop news that kind of ties in
with some of that guy in Colorado called the local
news because he had ordered some things from Amazon and
one of his packages included a bag of poop. He
ordered some guitar tuners and got them, but also a
(56:51):
bag of poop.
Speaker 2 (56:54):
In uh in the box.
Speaker 16 (56:57):
Well, I didn't know what it was because it was
kind of dark. I had just gotten home work. It
was late at night, and I couldn't tell what it was.
And I reached in and then I smelled it and
it was on my hand.
Speaker 4 (57:05):
Okay, so this guy didn't even turn on the lights.
He goes, oh, this is how you know that this
guy is a guitar nerd because he was so excited.
He there, turn the lights on. He goes, oh, my
tuners came. He opens it up, feels something squishy and
probably not warm, squishy and cold, and goes, that doesn't
feel like a guitar tuner. And then I smelled it
(57:26):
and got it on my hand. He got poopy guitar
tuner all over his hand. It was late at night,
and I couldn't tell what it was. And I reached
in and then I smelled it and it was on
my hand and there was poop in there.
Speaker 16 (57:40):
We haven't had any arguments with anybody or anything. And
we see the drivers occasionally and and just say thanks,
and that's about it. I never had any like, you know,
major issues with any of the drivers, So I have
no idea. Well, I just hope they figure out who
it is that did it, and I'd like to know why.
Speaker 4 (57:58):
He'd like to know why, because I don't let people
who work in the fulfillment centers go to the bathroom.
Speaker 2 (58:03):
That's why.
Speaker 4 (58:05):
It was probably somebody working the line who pooped into
a ziplock bag and just put it in the box.
Speaker 2 (58:11):
I take that Amazon into a ziplock bag. I'm sure
it was just like right into the box.
Speaker 4 (58:17):
Well, it says he got a bag of poop. Oh,
but I'm sure it wasn't a zip block, he said,
the oh you think just wrapped up in like?
Speaker 2 (58:24):
Oh, I see.
Speaker 4 (58:25):
So he has a box that does include what he orders,
got the guitar tuners in a bag and poop in
another bag. And he now, had he in the dark
opened the right bag, he would have been none the
wiser it would have opened it up, and then mammis
stinks and felt the guitar tuners.
Speaker 2 (58:46):
But he had a fifty to fifty chance of grabbing
the turd, and that's what he did.
Speaker 4 (58:54):
And now he wants and again, the only reason we
know about this is because this guy called the news.
Speaker 2 (59:00):
That's what I like.
Speaker 4 (59:02):
If anything like that happened to you, would you call
the news?
Speaker 3 (59:06):
Yeah?
Speaker 8 (59:06):
I don't know what I would do, would you?
Speaker 2 (59:08):
Because you're gonna be on television day I pop come over.
Speaker 4 (59:12):
I pooped my pants. I ate too much corn. I
mean they're gonna come over and sit you down. You
got to back and forth talking to a producer or
the MMJ or whatever. Hey, can we come talk to
you about the poop in your Amazon box?
Speaker 2 (59:28):
You better well, they don't have any becomes an epidemic.
There's a cereal pooper.
Speaker 4 (59:34):
They didn't have any water ski in the squirrels out
there in Pueblo, Colorado. John Rossitur is the guy. He said,
he's still in disbelief, are you No, I don't think
that the implication is that a driver did anything. They
they don't let people take bathroom breaks at Amazon fulfillment centers.
(59:56):
Everybody's heard horror stories of people who work at these places. Oh,
I got docked because I had to pee and I
didn't have I wasn't cleared to take a break or whatever. Yes, Oh,
the stupid, stupid parameters. So this guy kind of the
(01:00:16):
longer story here. I played you a little clip of
the interview, but the longer story it's kind of along
the lines of what was going on with Mary. He's like, oh,
I got it. I had to follow up on a
tracking number and then I had to call them and
they said that it was the tracking number of my package.
But I said, yeah, I know, Like, how are you
going to solve that? You're not going to solve the
(01:00:38):
poop mystery with a tracking number? Oh no, the that's
not the tracking number on the poop pooped rivacy. Yeah,
but I like how he because this is how people
think now he goes. I mean, we haven't had any
arguments with anybody recently.
Speaker 2 (01:00:55):
Maybe his uh significant other just just trying to play
it her less and she pooped in it and steal
it back up.
Speaker 4 (01:01:03):
Oh really, well here's a clip of him playing playing
that's why it's sticking to the strings. Are you implying
that that is subpar playing?
Speaker 2 (01:01:25):
I'm just goofing around, Uh, just be goofing.
Speaker 4 (01:01:31):
So anyway, A I would not call the news. B Uh,
what's the I don't know how you follow this up?
I mean sure, I'd be curious.
Speaker 2 (01:01:43):
It's I just want to know who did it and why,
Like it's I bet the news called him.
Speaker 4 (01:01:50):
I bet he How would they know?
Speaker 2 (01:01:51):
I bet he posted on social media and people were like, oh,
that's crazy, and then would you like to talk about
this something?
Speaker 4 (01:01:57):
But he even post it, like why would you post?
Speaker 8 (01:02:00):
Why would you?
Speaker 2 (01:02:01):
All right? I know because of Amazon? You tag Amazon?
You go, hey I got some poop? Yeah, okay, hey
at Amazon. This is a craziness. I got a box
with poop in It's a crazy story to be like, Yeah,
I try to get some guitartooners in. There's poop in there,
and guess what happened. Don't put it out with your boots, dad, That's.
Speaker 4 (01:02:25):
Probably what it was. He probably puts something on the
Facebook and then News five there in Pueblo picked it up.
Speaker 8 (01:02:35):
Oh god, hi is this John?
Speaker 2 (01:02:40):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (01:02:41):
Hi John? This is uh uh, this is Sooshia Scotia.
That's at News five.
Speaker 2 (01:02:48):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (01:02:48):
We hey, we saw your post about the poop. Oh yeah, yeah,
yeah yeah. Could we come interview you about the poop.
Speaker 2 (01:02:53):
Under one condition?
Speaker 17 (01:02:54):
Yes?
Speaker 2 (01:02:55):
Do you know what docking is?
Speaker 4 (01:02:56):
I sure do know what docking is?
Speaker 2 (01:02:58):
Well, come on over, I'll tell you all about it.
Speaker 4 (01:03:00):
My father was a crab fisherman and he used to
dock his boat all the time. We grew up that
kind of doc I'm sorry docking. Oh no, he would
never put his penis with a crab fishing boat.
Speaker 2 (01:03:11):
No, no, no, I don't know anything about that. We'll
come on over anywhere else. I'll tell you about pooping
and docking.
Speaker 4 (01:03:16):
Great, I'm really looking forward to this. It's going too yeah,
I think so. Now we're not going to make this
our lead story, is it?
Speaker 2 (01:03:23):
Okay?
Speaker 4 (01:03:23):
If this is like you know, in the business. We
called it a kicker story. Yeah, yeah, is it okay?
If we do that, just kind of follow up like
the sports scores, yea, with poop in a box.
Speaker 2 (01:03:32):
That's yeah, that's absolutely fine, okay, cool and like a
B story. Yes, number two, it'll be our number two.
It'll be our number two story. Yes, okay.
Speaker 4 (01:03:45):
Is there any other information you can give me before
we come out there, just so I can kind of
file this this report, any other information on the You
just posted that the the tracking number for the poop
was different than the tracking number for the tartooners or
any other.
Speaker 2 (01:04:02):
I didn't post that there tracking. I didn't order the poop, no,
I know.
Speaker 4 (01:04:06):
But part of what you post had said that you
had tried to get some information from Amazon, but we're
thus far unsuccessful, which is why we you know, we
thought we could act as kind of an intermediary. You
might have seen our commercials. John, We are here at
News five, are on your side. We are working for you. Yeah, okay,
(01:04:29):
well listen, I'm just going to put you.
Speaker 2 (01:04:31):
I don't actually want you to come over anymore. Oh,
Can I.
Speaker 4 (01:04:36):
At least come over and you can explain the docking
to me. I'll stand outside. You don't even have to.
You can just yell it to you. Could you yell
it to me? Could you leave the poop in the mailbox?
We can have a tested at least I'll do that. Okay,
thank you. That's exciting for them. What a turn of events.
Speaker 8 (01:04:58):
What it really is?
Speaker 2 (01:05:01):
I imagine them all pitching stories, so like, Okay, who's
got a story? Who's kind of story? Like, oh, we
just got you know, crimes on their eyes or uh,
there's you know, a new shop opening. Yeah, how about
guitar tunors have poop in it? Yeah, go with it?
Speaker 4 (01:05:21):
And the somebody suggested that they dust for peanuts. Ah,
so stupid. Send it back to Amazon and ask for
a refund. Well, you know you mentioned that a lot
of these shipping not the way I like my corn delivered. Now,
a lot of these shipping companies have contracts or these
companies have contracts athet X and ups things like that.
(01:05:42):
Maybe this was a terrible, terrible COLI guard mix up.
You know, when I had my colonoscopy a couple of
years ago, I have to actually make an appointment for
my follow up, which is three years after. Right after
make an appointment for my follow up colonoscopy. But the
reason that I had my first one is because I
did that Coal of Guard thing and I figured that
(01:06:05):
everything would be fine and it would be a fun
little story. Of course, it came back they said you
should make an appointment because something came up. Maybe this
is just one of those situations where Amazon has got
to a thing with col of Guard and just they
got the lines crossed.
Speaker 8 (01:06:22):
They sent him to someone else's.
Speaker 4 (01:06:24):
Yes, maybe let you go right hey, Allen red.
Speaker 9 (01:06:34):
Fit Simmons new Specials on YouTube, and it is absolutely
the funniest special that I've seen in the years.
Speaker 17 (01:06:43):
Most special stuck now and my wife and I were
laughing the entire time.
Speaker 3 (01:06:48):
It's good.
Speaker 4 (01:06:48):
Did you watch fitz Dog Now?
Speaker 2 (01:06:50):
I haven't.
Speaker 4 (01:06:50):
I didn't know there was a new specially. It's told
you know me, it's on YouTube. I hit him up
the other day, I go, hey, I know, if you're
doing any press, I go. But obviously we have an
open door policy here with Greg fitz Simmons, because he
likes to tell me that I am one of his
two favorite radio shows to do in the entire country.
He likes doing my show and he likes tast Masters
Preston and Steve and Philly and Bass Masters, OK. Three,
(01:07:13):
but I was like my two favorite shows on Masters.
I said, if you're doing if you're doing any press,
feel free. But he doesn't need it, of course. But
it's very love fits dog, very very funny. Definitely, that
dude is correct. It's called you Know Me because.
Speaker 2 (01:07:30):
He's just he's been doing it for so long and
he's so funny that there's no artifice. It's like he's
fully relaxed and funny and great and whatever. So it's
a mutual admiration society around here between me and Greg Fitzimmons.
Speaker 4 (01:07:43):
But yeah, it's called you Know Me. It's brand new.
I think it might have dropped a couple.
Speaker 2 (01:07:47):
Of days ago.
Speaker 8 (01:07:48):
And it is on YouTube The Gosh Shows of America
Rock Golty, Dirty.
Speaker 4 (01:07:59):
Show, one hundred point seven WMMS. The Guardians playing tonight,
first of three here at home before they hit the
road for a handful of games. They'll play The Pirates
(01:08:21):
tonight and there's a seven to ten start. Six forty
is when pregame will begin here in WMMS, and you
can listen on the iHeartRadio app. If you listen to
us on the app, tell me where. Noah listens in
Golden Colorado. Kirk is one of our bureau chiefs in Austin, Texas.
(01:08:42):
Mike is in Lynchburg, Virginia. Lacey listens to us in Asheville,
North Carolina, love Ashville. Marie is in Wampam, Pennsylvania. And
I got another audio clip from Waffles. You want to
hear that one yep of advertisements interrupting the show because
(01:09:04):
they can't figure out how to What's that?
Speaker 2 (01:09:07):
Though? I wish it were a bit I don't know,
that's that's what we do. That's how you know it's
becoming a bit.
Speaker 4 (01:09:16):
Biling out to lunch to get a message from jo
Anne across the mission. Stevens, it's been a hot summer.
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Tractor Beverage Company and they're.
Speaker 4 (01:09:31):
Now, Yeah, okay, so listen frozen chicken treats from Tractor
Beverage Company. Apparently that's the advertisement that's running there, that's
interrupting a segment from yesterday's show.
Speaker 2 (01:09:42):
At least into some of those frozen treats.
Speaker 4 (01:09:45):
Yeah, why should we should at least benefit from the
advertisements that are interrupting the program. You know, the more
conspiratorial among us might think that it's the company trying
to tell us something. Try shaving off a few minutes here,
(01:10:07):
shaving off a few minutes there. It adds up.
Speaker 2 (01:10:10):
You know.
Speaker 4 (01:10:11):
People complain about not only the advertisements interrupting, but having five, six, seven,
eight of them before we come back. And then when
it does return, we're already in a segment, so I
don't know above my pay grade. Next week on the show,
(01:10:32):
we will be out Monday for the holiday, but Tuesday
through Friday, I will have tickets for you want to
go to that Pop Evil and Bad Wolves show that's
at Temple Live.
Speaker 8 (01:10:44):
Mid November.
Speaker 4 (01:10:46):
The sum forty one Farewell Tour. It's called Tour of
the Setting sum That is in a couple of weeks
at Blossom. Collective Soul who were just here with Hooty
and the Blowfish. You might have seen them out of Blossom.
They were doing a co headlining thinking for the summer.
But Collective Soul is going back out in the fall
for their thirtieth anniversary tour. They will do November seventeenth
(01:11:07):
at MGM Northfield Park MMS presenting Clutch and Rival Sons
that headlining run that'll be mid September at Jacob's Pavilion.
I got tickets for you for that. You want to
go see nothing more at the Agora. So a lot
of good shows coming and I will hook you up
for a whole bunch of them next week. It has
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been a big week for decapitations, and it just doesn't stop.
There was the couple whose son went crazy and killed them,
cut their heads off, put moms on the counter.
Speaker 2 (01:11:47):
I'm sure where dad's was still at large.
Speaker 4 (01:11:51):
There was the RFK Junior story that his daughter told
about him cutting the head off of a whale that
had been beached whal juices. The whale juices were flying
in their face on the way home. You know now
that Trump and Vance have RFK Junior in the mix,
that's a really good plan to shake off that weird
(01:12:13):
tag that everybody's been throwing at him too.
Speaker 2 (01:12:16):
And a suggestion from one of the customers on what
the when we talk about decapitations a name for it.
They got poop news, we got kids corner, She suggested
decap corner.
Speaker 4 (01:12:30):
D cap corner all right? With a k kap. Yes,
it would be a visual thing. I'll have to drop
a logo. But yeah, So there was the RFK junior thing.
There was the well a kid, a teenager got decapitated
by a shark swimming off the coast of Jamaica. A
(01:12:53):
local man said, the shark eat off manhead, eat off
one of his hand. It's crazy. Was the exact quote.
A teenage boy a decapitated by a shark.
Speaker 2 (01:13:09):
I like swiming.
Speaker 4 (01:13:12):
Yeah, sixteen year old Jamari Reid had been spearfishing by
himself near Montego Bay. Isn't there where we were? Didn't
we do the show from Montego Bay?
Speaker 2 (01:13:24):
Yeah? You remember that.
Speaker 8 (01:13:26):
I don't because you guys are trash?
Speaker 18 (01:13:30):
Why are we?
Speaker 2 (01:13:31):
It was Erica was on the show. It was still
Erica with us. Why are we trash? Because you weren't on.
Speaker 4 (01:13:37):
The show yet.
Speaker 8 (01:13:38):
I've been here five years and we haven't taken the
show trip, and we're out gallivanting to Mexico and Ireland
and wherever the hell else. Narnia Narnia, yeah right, joined Yeah,
we're grounded.
Speaker 4 (01:13:52):
I don't know what to tell you me either. Yeah,
they just don't really do that kind of stuff anymore.
You know, for a long time, those junks's were a
pretty big deal. Like the Ireland. We went when we
went to the Jamison Distillery in Dublin, that was I
mean I'd only been here like a year.
Speaker 2 (01:14:10):
And that one.
Speaker 4 (01:14:11):
Yeah, we went twice building make that one. And then
we went to Jamaica that was twenty sixteen.
Speaker 2 (01:14:16):
We had the few years that we did the baseball stuff.
That was cool. Oh out in Arizona. That fine, Yeah,
it's fine.
Speaker 4 (01:14:22):
Yeah, it was fine.
Speaker 8 (01:14:23):
It was fine.
Speaker 14 (01:14:24):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (01:14:25):
Uh but a lot of those kinds of things, I
don't know, they don't come this way anymore.
Speaker 8 (01:14:32):
I should make them make them, yes, uh.
Speaker 4 (01:14:37):
Yeah, Well I don't know how. Well, give me an idea.
You say you have the floor.
Speaker 8 (01:14:43):
You say, hey, iHeart, I'm your number one afternoon show.
I do a lot for this company. I would like
to take myself and my coworkers to broadcast from Hawaii.
And they say that sounds great.
Speaker 2 (01:14:56):
Okay, I'll be Bobby Pitts in this one. That's it again.
Speaker 8 (01:15:02):
Hey Bobby Pitts, this is Bobby Pitts. That's out cock.
Speaker 4 (01:15:05):
No, no, you're pitching it as mayor. As mayor. You
have the floor. And by the way, you guys are
so tight, you probably wouldn't call him Bobby Pitts. You'd
probably call him just by his first Yeah you go, hey, Bobby.
Now you sound like somebody who's just chopping it up
with a work pal.
Speaker 8 (01:15:22):
Listen, I've been on this show for five years. It's
a top earning show. We make this this company millions
of dollar show to the Alan Cox Show, one hundred
point seven WMMS, Cleveland's legendary rock station, and that's on
WIN Monday through Friday, two to six thirty.
Speaker 4 (01:15:37):
Why would we send a like an oh no, no,
you missed your line. This is where Bob Pittman goes.
I've never heard of that guy.
Speaker 2 (01:15:43):
As I say, why would we send an overnight shows
mid from two to six thirty pm? Oh pm, okay,
so your afternoon drive, afternoon drive. I'm gonna send an
afternoon drive. So what are you even talking about?
Speaker 8 (01:15:56):
I want to go to Hawaii and you have to
pay for it.
Speaker 2 (01:16:00):
Why don't you?
Speaker 4 (01:16:00):
Uh, she's nailing this, and she's nailing this.
Speaker 8 (01:16:03):
Negotiating how you talk to superiors, because this is how.
Speaker 2 (01:16:06):
About you just go to Hawaii and you pay for
it and you just no, no, no. Alone.
Speaker 8 (01:16:10):
The show used to be sent on trips and then
we haven't in Like.
Speaker 2 (01:16:15):
Do you know what I said?
Speaker 3 (01:16:15):
People?
Speaker 2 (01:16:16):
You know that they didn't get sent on trips. People
requested them to go on trips.
Speaker 8 (01:16:21):
Well, I am requesting to go on a trip that's
not the talent doesn't request it?
Speaker 2 (01:16:25):
Who does that?
Speaker 4 (01:16:26):
There was a client clients I.
Speaker 8 (01:16:28):
Called Hawaii and they said they want us to come
the state of Hawaii.
Speaker 2 (01:16:32):
Ideas for three hasty people that go to Hawaii. Yes,
and that's supposed to make other people want to go there.
Speaker 8 (01:16:39):
Yes, And what the state Tourism board said they want
they need our show to help bring people. Not enough
people are traveling to get the money. Then get the money,
know about it? No, no, no, you give us the money.
Speaker 6 (01:16:51):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (01:16:51):
The Hawaii is having a real hard time with the
money from Hawaii.
Speaker 8 (01:16:55):
Nobody knows about Wahu after those fires.
Speaker 4 (01:16:58):
Maybe they need the Board of Tourism, they need our help. Well,
they're very ambivalent though, the locals there. They're like, all right,
here's what I'm thinking. I'll I'll make this happen.
Speaker 2 (01:17:12):
But I think the way it's gotta happen is just
Alan and Bill should go because you are in New
York and you need to be there for all your
other things. And then we're gonna do is We're gonna
get some big booby local to sit in with Bill
and Allen and that. Now that sounds like big booby local.
Speaker 3 (01:17:32):
There you go.
Speaker 2 (01:17:33):
That sounds like good radio. You can't say locals. Yeah,
but people, this is a modern age, so how about it.
It's gonna be great, So enjoy your time. We're gonna
do this in the middle of winter when it's the
most miseral to be in New York City, so you
can stay in New York and Alan and Bill, you
guys have a great time in Hawaii with the big
booby local. How about his name's Ted by the way,
(01:17:58):
Hey guys, it's Ted. What's up there? I'm the guy
with the teats. How about a show trip Mary, not
to New York to seward Alaska.
Speaker 8 (01:18:09):
I don't know where that I hear.
Speaker 4 (01:18:10):
It's Oh, it's beautiful. What are you kidd in me?
Speaker 8 (01:18:13):
What is it in the middle in the middle of Alaska.
Speaker 4 (01:18:17):
You've been to Alaska.
Speaker 2 (01:18:18):
I've never been bottom part, the bottom part where people live.
This is in the wilderness. No, it's out by the Fjords.
It's like south of Anchorage. How about that, I don't
show trip. Sure, we'll get out there. We'll get on
glaciers with blowtorches.
Speaker 8 (01:18:36):
Dude, Alaska is great. You see a bear moose ring gear?
They have all of it, bear and moose. Mm hmm.
Speaker 14 (01:18:43):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (01:18:43):
Well, anyway, that was a terrible negotiation.
Speaker 8 (01:18:46):
I don't think.
Speaker 2 (01:18:47):
Please, do not ever ever speak to Bobby Pitts on
my behalf.
Speaker 8 (01:18:51):
I'll say, specifically, Allen Cox himself sent me here to
do this.
Speaker 4 (01:18:55):
You'll go, I don't know who that is. I'm actually
I don't want to break my streak of him not
knowing who I am. So I would like to if
I ever get on this guy's radar, who knows what
that'll mean. So I'd kind of like to keep it.
I'd like to keep it the way that it is.
But I appreciate your concerns and we'll pass them along.
(01:19:16):
But I feel like the golden age of remote broadcasts
for this show, we barely get to do them.
Speaker 8 (01:19:22):
Are over.
Speaker 4 (01:19:23):
Yeah, we don't even do them around here anymore.
Speaker 8 (01:19:26):
I just want the opportunity to be decapitated by a shark,
and and I don't give us.
Speaker 4 (01:19:31):
Well you can be decapitating these days. You can be
decapitated by a shark off the coast of anywhere. You
go over to Jersey, when you and your roommate were
on the beach there, you probably could have gotten decapitated
by a shark. So that just shows a lack of
initiative on your part.
Speaker 8 (01:19:45):
Mary, I don't want to have to pay for it. Alan,
I don't know.
Speaker 4 (01:19:48):
It would have been a free decapitation while you guys
were at the beach. You think this kid in Jamaica
paid for the decapitation.
Speaker 8 (01:19:55):
No, his boss probably sent him out there. He get
out there.
Speaker 4 (01:19:58):
Shark attacks in Jamaica and again, and you know, climate
change and all this stuff. Water's getting warmer, these fish hard,
they're out there looking for food closer to the shore.
Shark attacks in Jamaica are extremely rare. This is the
fourth shark death in three hundred years in Jamaica. And
(01:20:20):
so this kid joins a very very small fraternity. A
sixteen year old teenage boy just out there spearfishing and
a shark decapitated his body and eat had to eat
in his arm. He was a local, a local boy.
Jamari Reid, sixteen years old, that's said m hm. And
(01:20:43):
of course all the local fishermen get out there and
they try to like, you know, take down the shark
because they're trying to recover the kid's head. Remember when
they strung up the great white and jaws and they
slice them open and like tires and license plate coming,
they're looking for the kid that wasn't a great white
tiger shark?
Speaker 3 (01:21:00):
Is that what it was?
Speaker 4 (01:21:02):
That's what got this kid tiger shark? But they cut
it open and uh, you know light right the kidner boy?
Speaker 2 (01:21:13):
Yeah, yep.
Speaker 4 (01:21:15):
The grieving father said he often tried to discourage his
son from spearfishing alone. He said, we would argue about it,
but he wanted to do it, and uh, this is
the outcome. So but again, chalk another one up. A
lot of decapitation stories on the show this week. None
(01:21:37):
of them connected much like a head and a neck
in each one of these stories, but none of them connected.
But you know, that's just the what would Mary call it,
that's just the moon cycle we're in right now. Right,
something's in retrograde and there's a lot of decapitations happening.
Speaker 17 (01:21:57):
Nothing we can do about it, you know, Nope, all right,
Alan I'm not conspiratorial, but explained to me this one
wise guy. The other day, I'm in the garage, I'm
tinkering around and I find a Leatherman's multi tool that
I got from my dad when he moved out of
his house. It's a vintage multi tool in like a
leather case. A Leatherman's multi tool. Next day, listening to
(01:22:21):
the pod Showma Casino, making me want to put a gun.
Speaker 3 (01:22:25):
To my head.
Speaker 2 (01:22:25):
You know, business as usual, and sure enough.
Speaker 17 (01:22:28):
There's a Leatherman's multi tool ad. Now I've how I
didn't take a picture of it. I didn't discuss it.
I just looked at it with my stupid eyes. And
there it is, shown up in the pod Trippy Man Trippy.
It's a great tool too. I mean, this thing's indestructively.
(01:22:49):
I recommend you get one, all right.
Speaker 3 (01:22:51):
I hate the show.
Speaker 4 (01:22:52):
Oh, I have one homie. I'm glad to hear from
another Leatherman a multi tool officionado. Hell's yes, I've got
an old Leatherman. I've got an old arc. It's got
twenty tools on it. Leatherman tool is indispensable. Now I
always have my Swiss Army nth on me. But at home.
(01:23:15):
Leatherman multi tool. I've got the Mary Knows this. I've
got the large bit driver on it. I've got the
needle nosed pliers on it, knife blade, wooden, metal file.
I've got the wire cutters. I've got the bottle opener.
(01:23:36):
It's got the scissors in it. I've got the wire stripper,
I've got the crimper. Talk to me about Leatherman tools.
But that is weird. His point still stands weird. He
(01:23:56):
was just thinking about it. This is what I'm saying.
I think, you know, when people talk about the singularity,
they talk to guys like Raere, Kurtzwil and all these
people who kind of are somewhat prognosticators of when man
and machine will finally meld.
Speaker 2 (01:24:11):
Right.
Speaker 4 (01:24:12):
It was just the anniversary of sky Net, was a
couple of days ago from Terminator movies, when the machines
became self aware. The singularity along those same lines, I
bet it's already happening in some form now in a
sense that well, I don't mean ai, I mean in
a way that isn't even being talked about or that
(01:24:33):
how else would he get a commercial delivered to him
for something he saw something he looked at something he had.
I think that the I think that our eyes, I
think that the electrical signals in our eyes, optic nerves,
brains somehow are being transduced by the fire G. This
(01:25:00):
is where I jump on board with the five G conspiracy.
Speaker 2 (01:25:04):
Write something the singularity has already begun or we're being served.
Speaker 8 (01:25:10):
And that's the worst part.
Speaker 2 (01:25:12):
It's all just in the service of advertisements.
Speaker 8 (01:25:16):
Well, I have a question.
Speaker 4 (01:25:18):
Nothing why nothing uh altruistic about it?
Speaker 2 (01:25:22):
Go ahead.
Speaker 8 (01:25:23):
You are so willing to chalk everything up to coincidence,
but this is five G optic fiber optics, and from
your eyes, the evidence for this evidence not a coincidence.
Speaker 2 (01:25:38):
Evidence.
Speaker 8 (01:25:39):
Everything else in the world coincidence, But this not a
coincidence when.
Speaker 2 (01:25:44):
It comes to advertising, that when it comes to targeted
marketing by the iHeartRadio app.
Speaker 4 (01:25:48):
Mary, I'm not an always or never guy.
Speaker 8 (01:25:52):
I'm a pretty much always No, I'm not.
Speaker 4 (01:25:55):
An always or never guy. I'm just saying, show me
the evidence that it's not coincidence. I'm showing you clear evidence, Mary,
that five G is making our eyes weird. Thank you,
You're welcome. Next case, next case.
Speaker 8 (01:26:09):
I just want a little bit of clarifications.
Speaker 2 (01:26:11):
Next case, I'm giving you undisputable, indisputable, uncomputable, uncomputable evidence.
Speaker 4 (01:26:20):
Mary, is what I'm giving you that this is what's
happening out there. Whether or not you want to take it,
I don't know. Uncomp Thank you, sir, uncomputable.
Speaker 2 (01:26:29):
You're the one that said you don't believe in anything, Mary,
so take that.
Speaker 4 (01:26:32):
Yeah, soh now you do.
Speaker 8 (01:26:35):
No, I was just asking how everything else, ever, is
a coincidence. But this is science.
Speaker 2 (01:26:42):
I'm not saying it's science. I'm saying it's science fiction.
I'm giving science faction. I'm giving you uncompetable information. You
don't want to hear it. I have to hear it now.
Speaker 4 (01:27:03):
I think it's pretty wild, though I don't have an
explanation for that, but I think it's, uh, it's pretty wild.
Speaker 2 (01:27:09):
It's nice to know that Leatherman advertised with us. That's cool.
They should send us free leathermans.
Speaker 8 (01:27:17):
I don't know what a leatherman is.
Speaker 2 (01:27:19):
It's a multi tool, Mary, didn't you hear the guy?
Speaker 6 (01:27:21):
No?
Speaker 8 (01:27:22):
I heard that, but I didn't know it was like
a thing.
Speaker 2 (01:27:24):
Yeah, it's like it looks like a like plyers. Basically,
it's called these different it.
Speaker 8 (01:27:29):
Looks like a death trap. This looks like something from Saw.
Speaker 4 (01:27:32):
You know, somebody's good tool to have somebody texted a
really when you're gonna have to torture somebody, somebody texted
a really good idea that might be an angle for us,
Mary that we haven't considered and possibly shouldn't overlook. A
great way to negotiate us doing a live show elsewhere
maybe is when we tell them, hey, until the whole
bed bug thing is figured out, Yeah, how.
Speaker 8 (01:27:56):
Should do our two weeks of December broadcast must be
from Hawai?
Speaker 2 (01:28:00):
Yeah right, yeah, I think so? Which two weeks though?
Speaker 8 (01:28:06):
Those two weeks? Oh well, yes, we're usually out around
what like the fourteenth or fifteenth.
Speaker 4 (01:28:12):
Yeah, this year will be this year will be, uh,
it'll be a little bit last live show.
Speaker 2 (01:28:16):
The year a week later. But yeah, that might be
something to consider.
Speaker 8 (01:28:21):
Yeah, Hey, our studios are infested and we would like
to feel safe, so you must send us.
Speaker 4 (01:28:30):
Yeah, it is a safety issue. Yeah all right, good,
Well listen, we've got it's a great thought experiment. We've
covered a lot of ground draft up and we've solved
a lot of problems. I want you to generate a
ven diagram. Mary, Okay, what time would we be on? Like,
(01:28:51):
it's six hours behind so Hawaii is yeah? Oh really,
so we would start the show at is that eight am? Yes,
we'd be the morning show there in Hawaii? Yeah, from yeah,
eight to twelve thirty. All isn't Mary aware that you
did the show on time from the International Space Station
in Houston?
Speaker 8 (01:29:13):
Pardon me?
Speaker 2 (01:29:14):
That's where the International Space Station is?
Speaker 8 (01:29:17):
What's isn't there some big space station in Houston?
Speaker 4 (01:29:20):
There is a space I mean in Houston has like
a NASA compound there. Yes, but that's not where the
International Space Station is? Is that the one in you're
thinking of? The space center in Houston? Oh right, where's
the Internet Mission Control Houston?
Speaker 2 (01:29:39):
We have a problem.
Speaker 8 (01:29:40):
Yeah, that's what I was thinking. Do you know where
the International Space Station is orbiting?
Speaker 2 (01:29:45):
It's in space, it's orbiting, it is in orbit.
Speaker 8 (01:29:52):
Earth.
Speaker 4 (01:29:54):
She's got a bay. Let's send her up there. She
can keep those people company who are stuck another two
hundred days. Here you go, all right? Enough, all right,
I got it, I got.
Speaker 2 (01:30:09):
All right. Here's when you.
Speaker 4 (01:30:13):
Say radio couldn't get any better.
Speaker 5 (01:30:15):
It doesn't. This is the Allen Cox Show.
Speaker 3 (01:30:20):
MS this.
Speaker 11 (01:30:33):
And tell.
Speaker 5 (01:30:37):
Passed that up be so I turn sick, no.
Speaker 2 (01:30:52):
Doubt, my friend.
Speaker 4 (01:30:57):
You know, Cage the Elephant is from Bowling Green, Kentucky.
Is that where Bowling Green University is?
Speaker 8 (01:31:06):
Noo?
Speaker 4 (01:31:08):
But isn't there a Bowling Green in Kentucky too?
Speaker 2 (01:31:11):
Not a university?
Speaker 4 (01:31:12):
Oh there isn't, but there was like one. Oh that's
Western Kentucky University is in Bowling Green, Kentucky. All right,
Bowling Green State University would be in Ohio.
Speaker 8 (01:31:27):
Yeah, yeah, right. My sister works there.
Speaker 4 (01:31:30):
You're wife.
Speaker 2 (01:31:30):
My sister works there.
Speaker 4 (01:31:31):
Oh that's right. They just moved back bound from Texas.
Speaker 9 (01:31:36):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (01:31:36):
She works at a BGSU where she is an alumni. Oh,
she went there too. She went there. That's where she
met her husband, and he works at Toledo.
Speaker 4 (01:31:45):
Hey, the Jets to the Jets a jet for life,
boyd they got it in Texas at just the right
time too. I heard from a couple of our bureau
chiefs down there in Texas who were like, hey, check
this out, kind of along the lines of, you know,
things to worry about, whether they're climate related or whatever else.
(01:32:09):
Texas now, especially people along the Gulf coast there, are
keeping their eyes peeled for fireworms. This is the new
thing that's washing up. They're like they can hide in seashells,
so be very very careful. They're called bristleworms, and they're
(01:32:29):
like if you step on them and they sting you
wherever they get you, it feels like you're on fire
for about three or four hours. So it's like a
jellyfish kind of thing. It releases a neural and we
just got rid of pullar blast punishments.
Speaker 2 (01:32:47):
Alan's gonna eat a bristle worm?
Speaker 11 (01:32:49):
Eat it?
Speaker 4 (01:32:51):
Oh, step on a bristle worm releases a neurotoxinto their
little white bristles. Yeah, yeah, So Texas down there now
worried about the fireworms. That's exciting fireworm Pitbull at Blossom
last night, right, they made to go to Pitbull. Hey,
(01:33:14):
how was it now? Was he mister three oh five
or was he mister worldwide?
Speaker 2 (01:33:19):
Last night?
Speaker 8 (01:33:19):
He was mister three three three.
Speaker 4 (01:33:27):
Fireworms? So, uh yeah, be careful down there in Massachusetts.
Of course, you might have seen the stories that they're
worried about mosquitoes that have already killed a couple of people.
Speaker 8 (01:33:46):
So there are a couple of malaria. No claria come
from mosquitoes or turtles.
Speaker 4 (01:33:52):
Malaria comes from mosquitoes. Mosquitoes are the deadliest animal on
the planet.
Speaker 8 (01:33:56):
You think.
Speaker 4 (01:33:58):
Salmonella comes from turtles, I think and and bologney, right.
Speaker 2 (01:34:04):
I believe uh, chicken chicken chicken.
Speaker 4 (01:34:10):
Listeria is one, right, I mean salmonella can come from
undercooked eggs. Is a deaf lepard, Yes, listeria so good,
rip Steve Clark. A rare, deadly mosquito disease is already
killed a couple of people in New England. They are
small towns in Massachusetts that have.
Speaker 3 (01:34:34):
They have.
Speaker 4 (01:34:37):
Said you gotta stay inside from dusk till dawn, like
clooney and Tarantina. Eastern equine encephalitis also.
Speaker 2 (01:34:46):
Known as eee.
Speaker 4 (01:34:50):
Yes, Well, that's probably where it started. But these are
zoonotic viruses that can jump around. And of course uh
is also the name that a mosquito makes when it's
right by your ear too, so it all fits together.
It's rare, but it's severely fatal.
Speaker 2 (01:35:08):
What was the sound that mosquitos Eastern equine encephalitis eee
raising that?
Speaker 4 (01:35:17):
What's right up? You're sleeping.
Speaker 9 (01:35:21):
Right?
Speaker 17 (01:35:22):
Yeah?
Speaker 8 (01:35:23):
You know what that sounds. Giant toddlers ran a poop.
Speaker 4 (01:35:27):
Well, that's what a mosquito sounds. A little more high pitch.
Speaker 8 (01:35:29):
But that's a constipated two year old.
Speaker 4 (01:35:34):
Ah, man, I haven't been a constipated two year old
in fifty one years, man, But uh, fifty years. I
am fifty three years young, thank you very much. I'm
in the prime. I'm a life baby. I'm in the
prime of middle age. And I'm not worried about the
(01:35:59):
high pitched uzz of a mosquito.
Speaker 2 (01:36:01):
Well you should be, because what if it's got the
eee and it kills you.
Speaker 4 (01:36:05):
I don't live in.
Speaker 2 (01:36:07):
That's they spread across Yeah, this is gonna be a
big problem. They better get this under control.
Speaker 8 (01:36:15):
Mary's right. That's the wings that are gonna get.
Speaker 2 (01:36:17):
You travelers spread across the country in no time.
Speaker 4 (01:36:23):
Well, so far, it's largely confined in New England. Individual
cases of people being sickened or dying in Vermont, New Jersey,
New Hampshire and Wisconsin. Oh that's not in New England.
Speaker 8 (01:36:39):
The wings will get you.
Speaker 4 (01:36:41):
So yes, the mosquito remains the deadliest animal on the planet.
But there are a couple of small towns are there
in Worcester County who are like, we don't want people
outside after the sun goes down, because it could be
very dangerous.
Speaker 2 (01:36:59):
JOA mm hmm. If you do, you better be armed
with some strong deep that off, deep woods off.
Speaker 17 (01:37:10):
Yeah, so.
Speaker 6 (01:37:13):
You know.
Speaker 4 (01:37:13):
Again they say it's rare, but it is fatal. But
I already claimed a couple of lives. The first symptom symptoms. Now,
this is how you determine if you think you might
have The first symptoms are. Listen, Bill left mid show
the other day. He wasn't feeling well. We've already got
(01:37:34):
bed bugs in this goddamn place. Maybe there are mosquitoes, Fever,
stiff neck, oh, headache, lack of energy.
Speaker 8 (01:37:46):
This is just how I feel every day.
Speaker 4 (01:37:47):
You might have.
Speaker 8 (01:37:49):
I got bit by something on the subway a couple
days ago. Was it a guy, a homeless guy, yes,
crawling around.
Speaker 2 (01:37:55):
Was just like a mosquito. It's like, hey, little lady,
you got bit by something on the subway? Yeah, Like,
was it the was it the acting bug? No?
Speaker 8 (01:38:12):
I think it was a real bug. But I was
sitting there and my legs started itching and I looked down.
There's a big red bite, and I'm like, this is
terrifying because I don't know what the hell's on there
who sat in the seat before. I you know it's
gone now it looked like a mosquito bite.
Speaker 2 (01:38:25):
But maybe get some calamine lotion. I have hydrocortisoan cream.
Let me ask you this, Do you have a fever?
Speaker 11 (01:38:33):
No?
Speaker 2 (01:38:33):
Okay, your neck?
Speaker 8 (01:38:36):
Boogie fever do you have?
Speaker 1 (01:38:41):
Yes?
Speaker 4 (01:38:41):
Boogie fever is a thing.
Speaker 14 (01:38:43):
Now.
Speaker 4 (01:38:43):
If you have that, you should let a medical professional
know as well, because that could be something that could
give you. You don't want to do that if you
have a stiff neck, because if you end up with
boogie fever, you want to make sure that you have
a full wide range of motion right now. Headache and
stiff neck, you don't have to be a physician to
(01:39:05):
figure out why those two are connected. And lack of
energy is going to severely cut into your ability to dance.
Speaker 8 (01:39:14):
That's right, my fever.
Speaker 9 (01:39:16):
Now.
Speaker 4 (01:39:16):
These symptoms usually show up three to ten days after
one of these infected mosquitoes bites you, and there is
no treatment for this, just as encephalitis is in the name,
which means your brain swells up and then you're screwed.
(01:39:38):
It is very rare, but it's also very fatal. They
say you're more likely to be struck by lightning. But
so Mary got bit by boogie fever on the subway?
Was that the f train?
Speaker 11 (01:39:50):
What were you on.
Speaker 2 (01:39:52):
En train for? Okay? Well, anyway, I hope that it
gets better. I hope that you.
Speaker 4 (01:40:01):
But fun, fun things coming to all of us. We
had a good run here on earth.
Speaker 2 (01:40:09):
That's pretty terrifying, honestly, That's what I'm saying. The fact
that it's also in Wisconsin and New.
Speaker 8 (01:40:14):
Jersey, Like Diude, I hate, but I hate bugs.
Speaker 2 (01:40:17):
Mosquitoes are the worst?
Speaker 8 (01:40:20):
What's their point to kill us? Like, That's what I'm saying, though,
Like why why are they here? Population control? I don't know.
Speaker 2 (01:40:28):
Someone called Jesus by the way down in Florida, call
them with a prayer.
Speaker 4 (01:40:32):
Stupid mostly down in Florida, but there are one or
two cases in New York. Is something that wasn't getting
a lot of attention. But it's called sloth fever.
Speaker 8 (01:40:42):
Maybe that's why this.
Speaker 4 (01:40:43):
Is another This is another bug born illness. The biting
midge is giving people what they call sloth fever, and
it can spread among from this bug to mosquitoes and
animals like sloth and primates and rodents and being transferred
(01:41:03):
to humans. Now let me ask if you have any
of these symptoms.
Speaker 8 (01:41:07):
Mary, I'm sure I do.
Speaker 4 (01:41:11):
Do you have a sudden fever, bogi fever?
Speaker 7 (01:41:16):
Do you have.
Speaker 4 (01:41:20):
Do you have well we've already established, or at least
she has.
Speaker 3 (01:41:25):
That she has.
Speaker 4 (01:41:26):
No he peaked at her boob. He didn't pee in
her boot. Do you have any joint pain every day?
Speaker 7 (01:41:34):
Ye?
Speaker 4 (01:41:37):
Do you have any nausea?
Speaker 15 (01:41:40):
Oh?
Speaker 8 (01:41:40):
Yeah, but I thought that was from the pregnancy.
Speaker 4 (01:41:42):
Do you have any.
Speaker 2 (01:41:47):
As is the vomiting, fatigue and the skin rash? Those
pregnant women are particularly at risk.
Speaker 8 (01:41:53):
I have rashes every day. There's always a new city
rash somewhere on my body. City rash. So that's what
I'm saying. It's like, do I just live in New
York or did I get bit by a a deadly midge,
Maybe a deadly midge that I would sit in work forever.
Speaker 1 (01:42:13):
Hey Mikey, Yes, good day from Summerville, South Carolina.
Speaker 4 (01:42:19):
Hey, I was just somebody sent me something from South
Carolina about those kids that were in trouble for playing
on a he's a grass or something. What's going on
down there? An important story?
Speaker 3 (01:42:31):
Yeah? Well nothing down here.
Speaker 1 (01:42:33):
I'm calling about. What's going on up there.
Speaker 3 (01:42:35):
In nineteen eighty two, I ran in the squia control
program for the Navy Tree Expert Company. Wow, they're the
biggest seeing the Davy trees. And once you got is
Eastern equin sualis is a horse is a is hazard symptoms?
Speaker 2 (01:42:50):
Yep.
Speaker 3 (01:42:50):
The mosquito feed off of that horse.
Speaker 1 (01:42:53):
And then they're fine.
Speaker 3 (01:42:54):
And then they come over and they feed off you in.
Speaker 1 (01:42:57):
The transfer of the encubalitis coat engine in the Eastern Equine.
If you don't die, you guys got to remember your
brain everything really really to speak. And then the other
one over there in maybe one yeah, not breaking Northeast Ohio,
I was spraying cedar point a joggle leg in many
of the cities because that's the q lex pipion got
(01:43:19):
that lex kippion.
Speaker 4 (01:43:22):
It sounds like a character from June It.
Speaker 1 (01:43:25):
I love saying it because I'm but yeah, it's very,
very dangerous. Because then we had not break in the
Twin Cities in Minnesota the same thing. Mosquitos are killing
people or damaging them, and we ended up getting the
Air Force.
Speaker 4 (01:43:44):
But Mike, you were so you were a traveling mosquito terminator.
Speaker 1 (01:43:49):
Yeah. Wow. When I went to Minnesota. They made me
go through their insect place and make sure I got license.
Speaker 3 (01:43:55):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (01:43:56):
Wow.
Speaker 3 (01:43:57):
My suggestion was the.
Speaker 1 (01:44:00):
Force them, right, Patterson, come bine and just for you down.
What do they do, by the way those trucks go around,
that is malasion malacion. Those things are coming out like
you can put ten thousand of those droplets on the
eye of.
Speaker 3 (01:44:14):
A needle, no kidding. And what they do is float
up in the year. So when the mosquitoes get hit and.
Speaker 1 (01:44:21):
Absolutely either if they get hit in the body, they
dissolved that they hit on the wing, that wing falls off.
Speaker 3 (01:44:26):
They've alled in.
Speaker 1 (01:44:28):
Oh but it's also.
Speaker 4 (01:44:33):
The go to guy for mosquitoes.
Speaker 3 (01:44:35):
Well I loved I love that. But I'm going to
tell you.
Speaker 1 (01:44:40):
We have them down here, but we don't have the
serious Trice seriatus, which is the coin.
Speaker 4 (01:44:47):
Cool You guys, talking to Mike makes you kind of
scratch yourself. You want to sleep in a mosquito t
all right, Thank you, Mike, talking to the only nerd
that knows. Now, Listen, I'm glad we heard from you.
I needed a Skeeter expert on the show. You Mike, Mike, Peter, Mike, Yeah,
(01:45:10):
thank you, Pal. There's Mike. He's in Somerville, South Carolina.
That is suburban Charleston.
Speaker 8 (01:45:16):
I say we take off and loop the entire site
from Morbid. That's the only way to be sure.
Speaker 4 (01:45:24):
Yeah, that was what you do for Miskeeters. Skeeter Mike, Summerville,
South Carolina. Brian's been calling in all days, singing again.
I love singing Brian. Some days you'll get guitar bro
jam and Brian, Ye, Jam and Brian. Some days you'll
get singing Brian.
Speaker 8 (01:45:45):
He is called.
Speaker 4 (01:45:47):
In corporate raded. Yeah, he gave us that one right now.
I saw first saw a picture of a vagina when
I was eight.
Speaker 14 (01:45:55):
Fr straight is Corparrade.
Speaker 4 (01:46:00):
Yeah, pitch perfect. Now he drops some Lionel Richie on me.
Speaker 12 (01:46:04):
This mean you said you never need did mean? But
wonder do you need me?
Speaker 4 (01:46:19):
Play the games that play cow What a great voice.
Lionel Richie has God damn Commodores and he's on American Idol. Right, Yeah,
how am I like Brian's version better? I'm not gonna lie.
I don't know you don't think so you can say
(01:46:39):
it's bad. I'm just saying, you know.
Speaker 12 (01:46:44):
You said you never need mean, but wonder do you
need me.
Speaker 8 (01:46:54):
A little.
Speaker 4 (01:46:55):
Brian ol Ritchie right there?
Speaker 2 (01:46:58):
What is his life?
Speaker 4 (01:46:59):
What is I'm just happy he shares some of it
with us. Yeah, Oh he's great.
Speaker 11 (01:47:05):
Ryan Bryan, Bryan, Bryan, Bryan, Brian, Brian.
Speaker 4 (01:47:12):
Brian Ritchie. That's what I'm calling it from now, Richie Ran,
where's my best of Brian compilation? K Tel is selling
us on cassette.
Speaker 12 (01:47:24):
I'm mixed by living on the e the news.
Speaker 2 (01:47:29):
Just get me. He's not a slave the one genre.
Speaker 12 (01:47:32):
Now we've all been speaker.
Speaker 8 (01:47:51):
Who's going to drive you? Oh it's so good.
Speaker 6 (01:48:00):
Call the Alan Cox Show.
Speaker 2 (01:48:01):
Where's the best place in America to meet single girls
and guys?
Speaker 6 (01:48:05):
Do you want six five seven eight one double oh seven?
Or one eight hundred three four eight one double oh seven?
Speaker 5 (01:48:13):
And that s stor.
Speaker 2 (01:48:23):
Crying stone, crying hornable my stone.
Speaker 4 (01:48:29):
I don't even know anymore?
Speaker 5 (01:48:32):
Got his bat.
Speaker 2 (01:48:47):
Somebody who said yes today is stuck in my head.
Now it's called inside of me. In that lab stage,
I wasn't.
Speaker 5 (01:48:59):
God, but.
Speaker 4 (01:49:09):
I was out there in the suite during the break.
You can hear the f sex scenes flying by. Yeah,
it sounds like they were landing on you.
Speaker 2 (01:49:26):
Well, the Big Air Show, this weekend over there at Burke.
Speaker 4 (01:49:32):
I guess what, because Burke's a couple of miles from us, right,
is it happening right now? Are they doing that thing?
Speaker 2 (01:49:38):
The air show? Is it right now?
Speaker 8 (01:49:41):
I think it's just Saturday, Sunday, Monday. Oh is that
what it is?
Speaker 2 (01:49:45):
Okay?
Speaker 18 (01:49:46):
Well, that's exciting, man. That's always what I'm waiting for,
waiting for a plane to go down.
Speaker 4 (01:50:03):
I mean, I want him obviously, I want somebody to
be able to eject parachute out. But I think a
lot of people go to those like NASCAR. People want
to see a car, you know, flip end over end,
three hundred miles an hour or whatever. They go three
hundred miles an hour on the end, NASCAR just on
the turn.
Speaker 8 (01:50:23):
Yeah, right.
Speaker 4 (01:50:25):
Guardians Baseball tonight against the Pirates of Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania seven
ten tonight, first of three, six forty. Right after we
get out is when the coverage begins with Hammy and
Rosie and everyone else over there at Progressive Field, and
then the Guardians have a couple of roads series. They'll
(01:50:47):
go to Kansas City to hopefully have better luck with
the Royals than they did here. They'll play the Dodgers,
they'll go to Chicago to play the White Sox, and
then they will be back here on the twelfth to
host the Tampa Bay Rays. I've got well, let me
get one of these messages.
Speaker 19 (01:51:07):
Listen brits down Jackson before listening back to the podcast
from yesterday. And you guys are discussing some bay Watch
cast member who was smelling the swimsuits of some of
the actresses poor actors.
Speaker 13 (01:51:18):
I don't know, it wasn't actually specified, but uh, you
guys are kind of giving the guy a hard time,
and understandably, but I always remember that you guys had
a guy on your show who would admit to wanting
to smell seat cushions, and I'm just wondering, how does
that fare on the scale of nasty hit show?
Speaker 2 (01:51:35):
Fight? And Mary fired him, So yeah, I got rid
of it.
Speaker 7 (01:51:42):
Good.
Speaker 2 (01:51:42):
I we were really that hard on Hoby yesterday.
Speaker 4 (01:51:44):
No, No, we weren't.
Speaker 2 (01:51:45):
No, kind of like he was a kid doing it
and they weren't on the women at the time, and
he's a hardy little kid going and sniffing some crotches,
sniffing some We just we just said we're not sniffers,
like like We're not turned down by the smells that way.
Speaker 4 (01:52:02):
No, what Riches referring to is you know, pound Cake
would talk about if he was going through some historical
he's going through a museum or something, he would want
to sniff the chairs, but he also wanted to sniff
anybody that came through. Or if like, you know, say,
if Joe Jonas had sat on a chair, he'd want
to smell the chair.
Speaker 2 (01:52:22):
Right, Well, you know what it is, it's a smell. Guy.
Speaker 4 (01:52:25):
We were talking yesterday about you know, your old factory
sense is so closely tied to sense memory.
Speaker 8 (01:52:29):
It's the strongest right now, that's what he wants.
Speaker 4 (01:52:31):
Shut up, Mary.
Speaker 2 (01:52:35):
I thought that they said, hey, hey, you guys, get
out of here.
Speaker 4 (01:52:40):
I thought they said that the old factory senses were
the strongest.
Speaker 2 (01:52:46):
How would the old factory senses be the strongest because
they're in your nose.
Speaker 4 (01:52:52):
I feel like the new factory they're in your bill
squire dot com for tickets, are you gonna go? You're
gonna fly in for that show? Would guess everybody's fired
according to do.
Speaker 2 (01:53:04):
How are we gonna do that? How are we gonna
do that? Alaska broadcast? If everyone's fired I'm going to Hawaii.
I mean, you heard the commercial yesterday.
Speaker 4 (01:53:12):
I'm trying. I'm fighting for my life over here against
Robert Bobert Junior coming into New Afternoons on the wart
Hog when they flip everything over here to the wart Hog.
So this whole Mary firing everybody just because she knows
(01:53:32):
Bobby Pitts.
Speaker 8 (01:53:33):
I don't care for that.
Speaker 19 (01:53:34):
Broadcasting from the top of the Bass pro shops.
Speaker 4 (01:53:38):
The Pyramid and your Home.
Speaker 9 (01:53:39):
For Leonard Fardhammer in the morning, Huddley Barfbag with the
workday double play, and Robert Bobbert Junior on the drive Hole.
Nobody plays me in the Box, my Alice and Chane's
more than the warholl And wh.
Speaker 4 (01:53:58):
Yeah, Hong Kong honk sort snort, snort. It's all fun
and games till Robert Barbert Junior.
Speaker 2 (01:54:04):
Gets in here.
Speaker 4 (01:54:06):
Well I'm friends with him, so well, i'll do you
on better. I'm friends with Robert Barbert SR. I am,
I'm friends with Robert Bobert the third RB three, Yeah, Yes,
of course RB three.
Speaker 2 (01:54:27):
Alan.
Speaker 4 (01:54:27):
Apparently, when a guy smells a girl's bicycle seat after
she rides, it's called poon tanging. That sounds very made up.
That sounds like another Urban Dictionary situation. The Blue Angels
just wrapped up practice. I'm being practice. I'm talking about practice.
They practice, they do.
Speaker 2 (01:54:50):
That's what That's what you're hearing today yesterday is practice,
and then they did the show starts tomorrow.
Speaker 4 (01:54:58):
I thought they were just dicking around because they're you know,
that's what the practice is. They do this everywhere, so practice.
They still got practice shirts and skins.
Speaker 14 (01:55:07):
Mm hm.
Speaker 4 (01:55:10):
The jets of the air show are not allowed to
break the sound barrier because they would break hundreds of
windows downtown. The sound barrier is only about fifty percent
as fast as the Blue Angels can go. All right, Yeah,
I guess I never think about that. You know, when
they have a lot of places that have air shows
they're way away from, like the downtown area. But because
Burke is right over here, obviously they're flying down here
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and you know near it, Michael Tower.
Speaker 2 (01:55:36):
A better air show if it was not downtown.
Speaker 4 (01:55:39):
They have a better air show if anyon't to worry
about shattering windows and high rise. If that's true, this
person could be pulling that out of their ass.
Speaker 2 (01:55:46):
But a sure that they know what docking is and
if they're a woman, well Scotia called us earlier and
she seemed to know what docking was.
Speaker 4 (01:55:56):
Then I take her at her word.
Speaker 17 (01:56:00):
Hey, guys, there is no.
Speaker 4 (01:56:03):
That's not Scotia. Where's Scotia?
Speaker 8 (01:56:07):
Maybe I don't have Scotia anymore?
Speaker 9 (01:56:11):
Uh?
Speaker 4 (01:56:11):
Anyway, Uh poon tang. And that's probably not a word
that I'm going to work into my lexicon, but I
appreciate the the addition to it. I've got some kids corner?
Speaker 8 (01:56:24):
What you go down?
Speaker 9 (01:56:25):
Hello?
Speaker 5 (01:56:27):
Kids corner?
Speaker 4 (01:56:28):
Kids corner. We heard earlier from Mike Skeeter Mike down
there in Somerville, South Carolina, which is suburban Charleston, and
I mentioned that one of our other South Carolina bureau
chiefs down there in Myrtle Beach had sent me the
story about a community that is being torn apart by
(01:56:52):
their h o A. You have an h A right
bill that is a housing What is it again?
Speaker 7 (01:56:58):
How?
Speaker 2 (01:56:59):
What is home owned?
Speaker 4 (01:57:00):
The homeowners Association? I was thinking housing something authority? It
is the homeowners Association and these organizations. John Oliver if
you watch his show, he did one an episode on
hoa's like a year and a half ago. And these
people hold outsized authority over what people can and can't
(01:57:20):
do in their neighborhoods, like you can't have a flag,
you got to have your mailbox painted brown and all
this kind of stuff. Just crazy stuff. But and you're
paying fees for these people to tell you what to do.
Speaker 2 (01:57:32):
I guess.
Speaker 4 (01:57:35):
But there's a neighborhood there in Myrtle Beach where the
town is being torn apart because of the HOA telling
the kids that they can't play in a common area.
A neighborhood is divided over their common area.
Speaker 8 (01:57:53):
Extremely angry.
Speaker 2 (01:57:54):
This might be it they sucked at sports when they
are kids.
Speaker 20 (01:57:58):
Parents tonight sruggling to understand why some in their neighborhood
don't want their kids playing outside while supervised in their
communities common area.
Speaker 21 (01:58:09):
The best way to parent my kids is allowing them
to be outside, be healthy, be active, And it's frankly, it's.
Speaker 8 (01:58:16):
Not fair for me or for my kids.
Speaker 20 (01:58:19):
Parents tell me. When they get off work and their
kids are done with school, they usually come together in
the grassy part of their neighborhood's cul de sac. You
can see the kids playing sports like football, baseball, and gymnastics.
That is until some parents received a cease and assist letter.
In the mail from the homeowners' association, it says the
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area where they usually hang out is quote not for
organized sports.
Speaker 21 (01:58:44):
This is absolutely not in organized sports. This is the
only thing organized about it is these five, six, seven,
eight year old saying, hey, do you want to go
play football? That's about as organized as it gets.
Speaker 6 (01:58:56):
Now.
Speaker 20 (01:58:57):
Overnight, crews added more trees to the common area, a
change some parents believe is to deter their kids from
playing there. Well, some are frustrated. Others in the area
say they're relieved something is being done.
Speaker 7 (01:59:10):
They have a coach, they have whistles, they have tents,
they have water and Dave taking over the circle.
Speaker 20 (01:59:17):
A neighbor tells me she's worried the kids playing could
get out of hand, because she claims the number of
kids keeps getting bigger and bigger.
Speaker 4 (01:59:25):
Well, before you know what, the Carolina Panthers will be
playing you.
Speaker 2 (01:59:28):
Oh my god, because they're gonna get demoted out of
the NFL.
Speaker 5 (01:59:34):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (01:59:34):
The reason I love that guy is he's clearly not
from South Carolina. These are people who moved from Brooklyn.
You know that the Carolina Panther is he going to
be down here?
Speaker 8 (01:59:44):
And I cannot imagine the joy of children bothering people
this much.
Speaker 2 (01:59:49):
All that does awesome. And these are the same people.
I thought everybody was pro.
Speaker 4 (01:59:54):
Life all of a sudden, that's all you people want
is more kids running around? What are you talking about.
Speaker 2 (02:00:00):
Now this I haven't run into this exactly, but there
are people in our building that will offer up unsolicited
advice and like parenting tips to people that have younger kids.
There's one lady and her daughter is maybe two years
old and swims like a fish. She like, she's got
(02:00:23):
a little floaties on, but she's very, very comfortable in
the water. She can go underwater, she can hold her
but she's really really comfortable. And this one lady is
just telling her mom, oh, you got to make sure
you get her into this.
Speaker 3 (02:00:33):
And do this and do this.
Speaker 2 (02:00:35):
As an older lady telling this younger mom how to
raise her kid, and like the kids find the kids
doing great. The kid is obviously like, well, uh, you know,
like has a lot of activities, has a you know,
and bless this mother for not like just I know
(02:00:58):
what I'm doing here. This is not my only kid.
It's not you know, obviously, like I know what I'm
The kids happy and healthy and having a good time.
And the way that this like lady just is like
do this, do this, do this, and without anyone asking,
it just drove me crazy.
Speaker 4 (02:01:17):
Ner get out go.
Speaker 2 (02:01:20):
But is she is she doing it in a way
that's she doesn't even know she's being a jerk. She
thinks she's being awesome?
Speaker 4 (02:01:26):
No, but is she being a jerk or is she
just trying?
Speaker 2 (02:01:29):
You don't need to like because it's so first of all,
it's unsolicited. But does she think she's being helpful? She
thinks she does think she's being helpful, But it's you know,
that's a lot of people think they're being helpful when
they're not. When you are hitting people with a barrage
of stuff that and and not picking up on the
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other person's like okay, yeah, okay, got it. Like they're
not trying to continue the conversation, they're not trying to
interact with you, and you just keep telling them what
to do. Is uh, it's just like a lack of awareness.
Speaker 8 (02:02:04):
I guess I just don't.
Speaker 2 (02:02:05):
Understand the whole hoa thing that I'm paying you money.
Speaker 8 (02:02:09):
What does the money go for?
Speaker 4 (02:02:11):
What they go around and mow the lawns or what
so in in my building, the money goes to mostly
building maintenance. Yeah, yours is different because you're like a
condo higher ey. Yes, but I mean like there's the
hs in like a like a neighbor a neighborhood.
Speaker 2 (02:02:26):
I don't I don't understand that.
Speaker 4 (02:02:28):
As much paying Uh because ever, if you ever watch
and I think of the John Oliver episode, but if
you ever watch like a deep dive in the Hoa's,
it's bonkers. They're like, oh, you got fined because you're
you can't have a certain kind of plant in your
front yard or I mean, give me a break. I
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don't understand what is the upside for anybody who lives
in a neighborhood like that. So, yes, there are people
where the sound of old and drives them crazy.
Speaker 2 (02:03:03):
And uh, well just it's not even just the sound
of children, it's anybody like yeah, is like, oh, we
got to complain about that. They just they don't want
to see you know, if people have parties or they
have somebody, uh you know, they have people visit and
they'll park their car in the street. They'll be like, oh,
you're not allowed to park your car in the street
because they just love a little bit of power they.
Speaker 8 (02:03:26):
Have right somewhere, Go do something, Go and make a friend,
Go eat a sandwich, Like, how are you so miserable? Dude?
Speaker 2 (02:03:34):
Yeah, have an ice cream.
Speaker 4 (02:03:38):
I'm gonna have an ice cream. You know what I mean.
Speaker 8 (02:03:41):
If you're mad about a car being parked in the street,
go have an ice cream cone and then come back
and see how you feel after your ice cream car.
Speaker 2 (02:03:47):
Well, I have to assume these are people that don't
have a whole lot going on the send me money.
Speaker 8 (02:03:51):
For ice cream cors I'm like, can you anything, boy?
Not even ice cream?
Speaker 12 (02:03:55):
Mane?
Speaker 8 (02:03:57):
Okay, not just one dollars. Yeah, that's like three months
of living.
Speaker 2 (02:04:02):
Here, but you can I'm scream Mary.
Speaker 8 (02:04:05):
I was only in the whole eight months.
Speaker 4 (02:04:07):
Yeah she was thirty days ago.
Speaker 3 (02:04:12):
Yeah.
Speaker 8 (02:04:12):
Sometimes, are you even going to get an ice cream?
Speaker 2 (02:04:17):
I guess nowhere because you're not sending me any money.
Speaker 8 (02:04:19):
You have two dollars, you can get your ice.
Speaker 4 (02:04:21):
I have three singles in my pockets. To want my
three singles? Yeah, maybe you'll get one of them. I'll
buy you an icem shakeshack shakes. Yeah, they're closing shake shacks.
What they've expanded to.
Speaker 2 (02:04:36):
No, no, no, no, the only money Billy.
Speaker 4 (02:04:42):
Yes, I need it out of my pants.
Speaker 8 (02:04:44):
He hates it. Smell it smell it smell.
Speaker 2 (02:04:47):
Oh yeah, it smells like counts.
Speaker 8 (02:04:50):
But that's my favorite flavor of the Why.
Speaker 4 (02:04:53):
Would my front pockets smell like my butts.
Speaker 2 (02:04:57):
Half?
Speaker 4 (02:04:58):
Just because I wear my g means backward Mary doesn't
need to be I don't need to be chastised by.
Speaker 8 (02:05:03):
The likes of you.
Speaker 2 (02:05:03):
Thank you, Chriss cross cocks.
Speaker 4 (02:05:06):
Shake Shack is shutting Yeah, uh, you'll make you yep
ac backwards breeches.
Speaker 8 (02:05:18):
My money smells like that.
Speaker 4 (02:05:21):
Shakeshack is shutting down their Columbus location, but they're shutting
down a bunch across the country. They expanded too quickly
and they have more and.
Speaker 2 (02:05:32):
Listen, Shack is Shakeshack is just okay, it's fine.
Speaker 4 (02:05:37):
Everybody was like, oh, shake.
Speaker 2 (02:05:39):
Shack like they're you know, jizzing in their shorts.
Speaker 4 (02:05:42):
Ever shake. There's one across the street from us down here,
and I've never been there.
Speaker 2 (02:05:46):
We've been in to two years.
Speaker 8 (02:05:48):
I think I've only had it like two maybe three times.
Speaker 4 (02:05:51):
I've had it one time. There's one out by us,
and we took the little one there one time to
all try it out, and I was like, it's fine.
Speaker 8 (02:05:58):
Exactly, it's fine. They have a non dairy chocolate milkshake
that I'm a fan of. Get my fries in it.
Speaker 3 (02:06:05):
Oh God for you?
Speaker 4 (02:06:08):
Well anyway, Wow, there's a plot twist. I bought Bill
an ice cream married a.
Speaker 8 (02:06:15):
Plot twist because he wanted.
Speaker 4 (02:06:16):
It from you. Mostly you wouldn't. I didn't just win
ten thousand dollars at the casino, and yet here I
am giving up myself.
Speaker 2 (02:06:24):
In the last fifteen minutes on rating.
Speaker 12 (02:06:27):
I am.
Speaker 4 (02:06:29):
Literal millionaire. I wish, I wish I had as much
money as everybody pretends I do.
Speaker 8 (02:06:34):
How much money?
Speaker 4 (02:06:34):
Great?
Speaker 8 (02:06:35):
How much money you have in the bank right now?
Speaker 4 (02:06:36):
I have three fewer dollars because I just gave of myself.
Speaker 2 (02:06:40):
Oh my god, do you want it back? Nope?
Speaker 4 (02:06:42):
She keeps bringing it up, not me putting them out.
Speaker 8 (02:06:45):
Bill, Is it more or less than five hundred thousand dollars?
Speaker 4 (02:06:49):
What are you talking about?
Speaker 8 (02:06:50):
How much money is in your bank?
Speaker 4 (02:06:52):
How much money is in my bank? Yeah, it's PNC bank.
They have billions of dollars.
Speaker 8 (02:06:57):
How much money is in your account?
Speaker 4 (02:06:59):
In my account?
Speaker 2 (02:07:00):
Out?
Speaker 8 (02:07:00):
Yeah, open and hold it?
Speaker 4 (02:07:04):
Probably, Yeah, that's what I'll do prove it.
Speaker 3 (02:07:07):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (02:07:09):
No, speaking of money, there's these kids. Of course, I'm
not talking about my money.
Speaker 8 (02:07:14):
Please.
Speaker 4 (02:07:15):
Let's gosh, these kids in Virginia, the lemonade stand gets robbed.
Speaker 8 (02:07:20):
Oh by you.
Speaker 4 (02:07:22):
Nope, I think this is sending the wrong message, by
the way, right, this is supposed to be a feel
good story. These kids in Virginia, they're running a lemonade stand,
they get robbed. Some dude randomly runs up grabs forty dollars. Well,
the word gets out, and then the community came together
and the local motorcycle club or whatever, and they helped
(02:07:45):
the lemonade stand make sixty two hundred dollars.
Speaker 2 (02:07:48):
Oh my god, I don't care about them making the Okay,
the kids made a bunch of money. I wanted to
find the guy that robbed the kids. That's how they
should help the kids, because I think it was an
inside job where they're like, oh, we got robbed. Now
we need the motorcycle club to come and help us
make a bunch of money.
Speaker 4 (02:08:06):
I think it would be hilarious if the guy came
back and stole the sixty two hundred dollars.
Speaker 2 (02:08:12):
That would be the best part. That would But This
is not the message to send to these kids.
Speaker 4 (02:08:16):
You go, hey, the world can be a brutal place,
and you took your eyes off the cash box and
guess what happened. Somebody ran up there.
Speaker 2 (02:08:28):
Pay for security. Yeah, we wouldn't want anything to happen
to Yeah. No, this is not the right message to send.
This is not a feel good story. Oh we came
together and now they have sixty two hundred dollars for what.
Speaker 8 (02:08:45):
Is there even any good? Who even knows? Honestly the
world is getting out of control of these corporate bailouts
and I can't stand for it. Exactly.
Speaker 4 (02:08:55):
Everybody hates socialism unless it's a company. Right, the losses
are public, the gains are private. Please, this is not
the lesson to be teaching these kids. Yeah it sucks.
Somebody took your forty dollars. I get out there, make
more lemonade, and keep your eyes on the friggin cash box.
Speaker 7 (02:09:16):
Alan Cox a drummer, or even the real musician, he
just makes a noise. If he played the violin or
the piano, and of it made sense, but the drums
to put you mms.
Speaker 4 (02:09:39):
I got one thousand dollars for it. About eight minutes
five thirty is going to be that next keyword, last
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a few weeks away that Friday and Saturday.
Speaker 1 (02:10:03):
There.
Speaker 4 (02:10:05):
Our buddy Bobby Kelly is going to be back on
September the twentieth oh on the show time So next
week on the program when we return on Tuesday. A
whole lot of shows coming through and I will have
tickets for you when I go see Pop Evil and
Bad Wolves, the Some forty one Farewell Tour. Is it
Blossom in a couple of weeks. Collective Soul coming back
(02:10:29):
headlining their thirtieth anniversary tour. They just finished the summer
run co headlining with Hoody and the Blowfish. They were
just at Blossom a couple of weeks ago, and Clutch
MMS presenting the Two Headed Beast Tour. That's Clutch and
Rival Sons. Nothing more is coming through. So that is
(02:10:49):
all next week.
Speaker 2 (02:10:52):
What are you guys have like Labor Day plans or
now Uh, gonna watch the air show from my roof
on Monday.
Speaker 8 (02:10:59):
Oh is that how they were?
Speaker 2 (02:11:00):
Yeah? And then tomorrow I'm going to an exclusive event
for a release.
Speaker 4 (02:11:09):
For an exclusive events, I'm from Cleveland.
Speaker 2 (02:11:15):
That you have to be invited by the event coordinators.
Speaker 8 (02:11:19):
I don't think that's what exclusive means.
Speaker 2 (02:11:21):
That like, only Cleveland's top coolest people and me get
to go.
Speaker 8 (02:11:27):
Wow, I didn't get invited to anything. Mary, dude, you're out,
you know, right?
Speaker 2 (02:11:33):
I mean it's never end, but I mean still, I'm
from Cleveland's doing a beer with Market Gardens.
Speaker 4 (02:11:38):
See, this is what lets me maintain my outsider status. Mary,
I've never been I've never been accepted by the Cleveland
elite of Bill. No, he is the party, he's local,
he's a media illuminary. He gets invited to things.
Speaker 8 (02:11:53):
Yes, I wasn't invited. Nope, I wasn't either. And you
don't drink beer. You don't know anything about me.
Speaker 9 (02:12:00):
We know that.
Speaker 4 (02:12:02):
We're pretty clear on that.
Speaker 2 (02:12:04):
It was so much about you.
Speaker 8 (02:12:05):
You've never even known me.
Speaker 2 (02:12:08):
Well, somebody that's Saturday. Yeah, and then and then Sunday,
I'm meeting my girlfriend's dad for the first time. You
haven't met her dad.
Speaker 4 (02:12:19):
We've been trying to make it happen for a while. Yeah,
it's been less than a year, Tom, how long? Less
than a year?
Speaker 2 (02:12:27):
Like it? It'll be a year. Our first date was
in October, so.
Speaker 4 (02:12:32):
Like like nine months, and you haven't You haven't met
her dad in nine months?
Speaker 17 (02:12:36):
No?
Speaker 4 (02:12:37):
Wow, she's met your dad?
Speaker 2 (02:12:39):
Yeah, a couple of times.
Speaker 4 (02:12:41):
Yeah, all right. Was he out in the sticks or yeah?
Was she keeping the two of you at arm's length? No, No,
we've tried to. It's just our schedules have not matched up.
Speaker 2 (02:12:54):
Uh huh. I'm a busy guy. I tried to get
him to come to the rooftops. Will you be asking
him something?
Speaker 4 (02:13:09):
Who goes?
Speaker 2 (02:13:11):
Listen, I'm very in love with my girlfriend, but I
do not like marriage. Does her?
Speaker 4 (02:13:17):
Has she been married?
Speaker 2 (02:13:18):
Yes?
Speaker 4 (02:13:20):
Have you met the ex husband?
Speaker 12 (02:13:22):
No?
Speaker 2 (02:13:22):
He lives in Jerusalem? Really yeah?
Speaker 4 (02:13:27):
Oh wow, so she Well then I.
Speaker 8 (02:13:32):
Huh she allowed to marry you?
Speaker 2 (02:13:34):
Yeah, she's messed it all up. Yeah, it's fine, allowed
to marry him. She's allowed to if she wants to
her exes living in Israel.
Speaker 8 (02:13:40):
I thought it was like Jewish people were super crazy
about like marrying other Jewish people.
Speaker 4 (02:13:45):
Well, if you're Orthodox, but maybe she's not.
Speaker 8 (02:13:48):
I mean, I don't know.
Speaker 4 (02:13:49):
Jews are like any other group of people, right, they
kind of pick and choose what they were, Catholics or
you know, unless you're Orthodox, that's a whole other thing.
But she's probably got ten Yeah she's going on.
Speaker 2 (02:14:01):
See, I don't know.
Speaker 4 (02:14:03):
She can't be buried in the Jewish cemetery now, probably didn't.
Speaker 2 (02:14:06):
Care about that. I don't think she's worried about it.
Speaker 4 (02:14:08):
No, I mean, you know, before you get tattoos, if
you're Jewish, not everybody cares.
Speaker 8 (02:14:13):
What if you didn't. What if you got a bunch
of tattoos, then you've.
Speaker 4 (02:14:16):
Got like a to and then you found out and
they're like, oh, I can't get back. They're like, wait
a second, what the hell happened? How nobody told me
about was worried about the cemetery thing? But all of
my tattoos are versus from the Tora. Oh what a terrible,
terrible the Santra.
Speaker 8 (02:14:36):
Right, that's what we should call my list of stuff.
Speaker 4 (02:14:39):
The Santaa.
Speaker 2 (02:14:41):
Yeah sure, Hey, we've blasphemed against every other religious organization,
why not that the Mary Santo?
Speaker 4 (02:14:49):
And now are reading from the Mary Santaora, just.
Speaker 8 (02:14:51):
From the Santara.
Speaker 4 (02:14:53):
Yeah, reading from the Santara. All right, now, will you
kind of put on a show for the dad.
Speaker 2 (02:15:00):
Or will you be myself? Why would I put on
a show?
Speaker 17 (02:15:03):
No?
Speaker 4 (02:15:03):
But I mean like, you're not going to be making like,
you know, off color remarks or anything like that. You're
not gonna be as loose as you would normally be
with just you and your girlfriend, is what I'm saying.
Speaker 2 (02:15:13):
Right, I will be.
Speaker 4 (02:15:16):
On my good behavior, good bad, good boy. Will you
wear a collared shirt?
Speaker 2 (02:15:23):
Probably not?
Speaker 4 (02:15:24):
Really, he's a pretty casual dude. Well, doesn't mean that
you get to be casual trying to make a good pressure. See,
it is different when you're a grown ass adult too. Right,
you're not asking a girl to prom and meet your
dad like nobody cares worried about it?
Speaker 2 (02:15:37):
Right, but still you want to. I want to meet him,
and I'm I'm excited to get to know him a
little bit. She's told me all about him. But I'm
not like Tom likes me. Tom likes me, that's great?
Speaker 4 (02:15:49):
What if he doesn't? What if he actively does your daughter?
He's well, you've got two kids, Mary, I mean another
guy too?
Speaker 8 (02:15:59):
Oh?
Speaker 4 (02:15:59):
Really, I thought you had too. No, she's got a
niece that lives with her. Oh I thought she had Okay, okay,
well that's exciting. You're not meeting her mom. I met
her mom many times. Oh they're split, I assume then, yes,
the mom and the dad. Okay, so you're checking the boxes.
Dad didn't work out until now.
Speaker 2 (02:16:19):
Correct.
Speaker 4 (02:16:19):
Will you go somewhere and like all have dinner or
were you the neutral location Italy?
Speaker 2 (02:16:25):
Okay, we're going to be going his choice for a restaurant.
Mm hmm okay, yeah, slap down that card and pay
for him and be like, just dinner cooked you, tom.
Speaker 4 (02:16:37):
Dinner cooked. Well, yeah, you got three fresh dollars in
your bocket. Throw that at him. You can hand that
off to a Little Italy homeless person.
Speaker 2 (02:16:45):
I could have taken them to our restaurants in Little Italy,
but they have since shut down.
Speaker 4 (02:16:51):
They are long gone. Yes, Papa Giuseppes.
Speaker 2 (02:16:53):
For people who are unfamiliar, those places did not very
well out.
Speaker 4 (02:17:01):
But what are you gonna do? You can show them
where they used to be. Yeah, you go, hey this
we had our two locations right side by side side.
Speaker 2 (02:17:09):
Yeah, active female service.
Speaker 4 (02:17:13):
We ain't got them Poppinger's have beat second table cloth patorium. Hey,
if some guys be all right, then you get the gis.
Speaker 6 (02:17:27):
No.
Speaker 4 (02:17:28):
Somebody wrote an article about, hey, if you're having a
Labor Day, weekend party or cookout or whatever, there are
so many new kinds of the article is cool it
with a cool ranch. They're like, there's so many cool
chips out there now, flavors that normally aren't. You know,
you might have noticed they're really getting goofy now not goofy.
I shouldn't say that they're broadening their horizons with the chips.
(02:17:52):
Used to be if you wanted ketchup chips or whatever,
you had it be in Canada or Tika massalid chips
or Korean barbecue or whatever it is. And now they're broadening.
You know, they're offering those here in the States. So
they're like, don't have to have a bag of tostitos
or and there's nothing wrong with tostitos, but you know,
(02:18:12):
you don't have to have Classic Lays or nacho cheese
doritos at your party, at your cookout. You can have
Tika massalid chips. I'm still trying to find another bag
of them. Dorito's hot mustard chips. They were there for
a minute, and I don't know if they were being
sold exclusively somewhere what. But Dorito's had mustard chips, which
(02:18:35):
sounds gross and probably is to some people. But I
thought they were dynamite.
Speaker 2 (02:18:39):
I had some of them. They're pretty good.
Speaker 4 (02:18:41):
I liked them a lot, but I can't find them
at all anymore, so maybe they were just a summertime flavor.
Mary didn't say what you were.
Speaker 2 (02:18:49):
Doing, did you?
Speaker 8 (02:18:50):
No, I've got two shows tonight.
Speaker 2 (02:18:53):
So the.
Speaker 8 (02:19:00):
Shows tonight at twelve and twelve thirty.
Speaker 2 (02:19:03):
Oh god, tomorrow, yeah, early early shows tomorrow. Are you
gonna go home and nap or you? Yeah?
Speaker 8 (02:19:10):
Yeahdude, I'm going home and I'm gonna set alarm for
ten thirty pm, right, and then probably I'll.
Speaker 2 (02:19:15):
Probably are those shows, those like late late shows.
Speaker 8 (02:19:18):
Usually they get canceled, so we'll see, well not all
the time. On Friday, there they'll be people there. They'll
be hammered, but they'll be there. And then tomorrow I
have a nine thirty show, and then Saturday, and then
Sunday two shows eight and eleven, and then Monday and everything.
Speaker 4 (02:19:41):
Well, now, what will you do on Monday?
Speaker 15 (02:19:43):
I don't know.
Speaker 4 (02:19:44):
Is Labor Day.
Speaker 8 (02:19:45):
I mean relax, maybe make a picnic and go to
the park.
Speaker 4 (02:19:48):
Oh yeah, it's some of those seka masala lays. No,
get a bag of old Dutch ketchup chips.
Speaker 8 (02:19:56):
Some Mine's just a comedy, that's it.
Speaker 4 (02:19:58):
Wow, all right, yep, well that is your job. At parties,
you'll be uh you know, Bill's got an exclusive party exciting.
Speaker 2 (02:20:08):
Do you want to invite?
Speaker 4 (02:20:10):
Now, if somebody wanted to invite me, they would have
invited me.
Speaker 2 (02:20:13):
I don't.
Speaker 4 (02:20:14):
I don't get invited invited to high profile events. And
that's just fine.
Speaker 2 (02:20:23):
You may have actually been.
Speaker 4 (02:20:26):
People know no, I uh, people know how to reach
me if they're looking to invite me. I'm from Cleveland.
Speaker 8 (02:20:35):
Never they've never talked to me.
Speaker 4 (02:20:38):
Mm hmmm, and that's fine.
Speaker 8 (02:20:42):
What are you doing.
Speaker 4 (02:20:44):
We'll be in Pittsburgh taking nor to Green Day. Yeah
that's her first concert, so Green Day and smashing pumpkins,
and then we'll uh you know, I'll give them a
little tour of the city on Monday and come back
be back on the air Tuesday. I want to tell
you a very range story about a Russian tourist who
(02:21:07):
was there's just a litany of indignities in this story.
You know they're having a tough time over there in Russia.
Now that Ukraine. Did you get trapped in an airport?
I have to live there for like three years. No,
but that would make a really good movie.
Speaker 2 (02:21:21):
Only if it's directed by Steven Spield.
Speaker 4 (02:21:23):
Write that one up. A Russian has a Russian tourist,
what you mean? Friend of the show, Tom Hanks the
very same thing.
Speaker 2 (02:21:33):
He had to post a thing on his Instagram and say, Hey,
I'm not endorsing any of this diabetes medication that's out there.
This is not me. It's AI.
Speaker 4 (02:21:41):
If anyone is asking you for money or anything, it
is not me.
Speaker 8 (02:21:45):
Jeff Dunham had to do that too. He said that
basically that don't give anybody your credit card, and he
showed an AI video and he was like, it's good.
It's not perfect, but it's good, and it's also not me,
So please don't give me your money out.
Speaker 4 (02:21:57):
Yeah, but Jeff Dunham has an extra layer of problems
because you're always thinking it's somebody else. You're always thinking
that it's a Halapano that's talking to you. So Tom
Hanks he can go, hey, it's not me but Jeff Dunham.
I mean if somebody hits you up and they're like honesty,
(02:22:17):
you go, oh my god, what the hell was that?
Speaker 2 (02:22:20):
I don't know. Somebody here, No Alan, knock something off them?
Speaker 8 (02:22:24):
Sounds like that. Sounds like knocking Alan? What'd you do?
Who's there? Broke something? Microphone slipped slipped awhere on the
onto the floor.
Speaker 2 (02:22:34):
His other microphone. Wait, that's another microphone. That's not just
a ghost.
Speaker 8 (02:22:42):
My microphone slopped this one right here? Can you hear
me there?
Speaker 2 (02:22:47):
Yeah, we can hear Can you hear what's going on?
Because did it get damaged? Doing so? I wish I had.
Speaker 8 (02:23:00):
Got damaged?
Speaker 2 (02:23:02):
Is it?
Speaker 4 (02:23:03):
Where's my want me to sing? Make sure that this
all works?
Speaker 8 (02:23:08):
Make sure my microphone works?
Speaker 2 (02:23:13):
Sure this Russian guy who was on vacation, making sure
my microphone works. Eighty HD Friday Show.
Speaker 4 (02:23:22):
That's gonna be me and Brian.
Speaker 2 (02:23:24):
By the way, he and I are going to do
it on my soundbox. You're gonna do it.
Speaker 4 (02:23:31):
A Russian tourist who was gord while trying to A
Russian tourist was gord while trying to rape.
Speaker 2 (02:23:39):
A cow Russia.
Speaker 4 (02:23:42):
After he was in the rush shot cow rapes you
what a contrany uh? After he was dumped by his girlfriend,
and to add insults to injury because they're desperate for
people to fight. Over there, he has been a conscript
it into the Russian army to fight against Ukraine.
Speaker 2 (02:24:04):
And you had a bad day.
Speaker 4 (02:24:09):
A guy twenty six year old guy stripped all of
his clothes off, sidled over to a well. It's first,
he says, cow, and then this says a male bull.
I wish they made gonna make up their well, yeah, uh,
he tried to mount Well, how drunk are you that
you're like, I'm going to bang a bull? Well, they're
(02:24:32):
also really back and forth over this because they say
a male bull and then they say he tried to
mount the cow, only for her to react violently. So
cows don't have horns. I know we've gone over there.
I don't I don't hear.
Speaker 8 (02:24:44):
Yeah, I don't know if there's other kinds of cows.
There's a Russian cows, man, Maybe Russian cows have horns.
Speaker 4 (02:24:50):
This guy's girlfriend dumped him and it's a trans cow maybe,
and now he has to fight for the army. So
this guy really got He was probably doing some crocodile
or something like that. But listen, there are two words
that you don't hear very often. Yesterday we covered urine
(02:25:11):
antics and now it's cow rape. You definitely don't hear
much about cow rape. Here's a transition High.
Speaker 12 (02:25:19):
Woody bovine molestation.
Speaker 4 (02:25:23):
Yeah, in its purest form.
Speaker 22 (02:25:27):
I think that's what they're referring to.
Speaker 2 (02:25:31):
What's up?
Speaker 22 (02:25:32):
Hey, yeah it doesn't. But the rent man, I just
wanted to call with everybody a very happy Labor Day weekend.
Speaker 4 (02:25:37):
Now, are you getting the planes over your domicile as well?
Are they practicing over Kasa Woody?
Speaker 22 (02:25:45):
Just a couple of times ago they shoot out this
far out to Lake County just to let us know
that they're in town. But they're not doing the practice
stuff like they do you know, Thursday and Friday before
they get it on right. But yeah, they shut off
here a couple of times.
Speaker 17 (02:25:57):
A little bit let everybody know that they're here.
Speaker 22 (02:26:00):
And I really want to see it. You know, I've
been I've been in Cleveland almost thirty two years now,
and I've never been to the Cleveland Airs Show.
Speaker 4 (02:26:10):
No, I've never been either. I mean I've never been either.
You know, air shows they're fine, but I think once
you've seen one, you've seen one.
Speaker 8 (02:26:15):
So Ran goes every single year.
Speaker 4 (02:26:17):
Does Yeah, but he takes his daughter, right, it's something
to do.
Speaker 8 (02:26:20):
He went with his mom and then he's gone every
year like that's just been a thing that they've always done.
Speaker 4 (02:26:26):
He's an air show aficionado.
Speaker 22 (02:26:28):
Yes, yeah, I've actually you've seen the Blue Angel Show
off of.
Speaker 1 (02:26:33):
A boat a couple of times, which is a great
way to do the show.
Speaker 22 (02:26:37):
But I've never actually been down to the event, which
I always wanted to do to be up close to
some of that stuff.
Speaker 2 (02:26:43):
Hmmm.
Speaker 4 (02:26:44):
So what will you what will be your big plans
for the holiday weekend? Of course, what he's retired, So
every weekend's a holiday weekend for days.
Speaker 22 (02:26:52):
Yeah, really weekends, weekends their meaning less, well, you know,
if you don't have to punch a clock.
Speaker 2 (02:26:58):
Yeah.
Speaker 22 (02:26:59):
But but to answer your question, yeah, it's just gonna
be I don't know, uh, burgers and brods and steaks
on the grill and you know, sit in the backyard
till I fall.
Speaker 17 (02:27:10):
In the lake.
Speaker 2 (02:27:10):
I guess what.
Speaker 4 (02:27:11):
He's having a broad summer.
Speaker 2 (02:27:15):
Mary laugh, Oh la, come on, I don't need I
don't need any pity invites, and I don't need any
freaking pity laugh Red Summer Mary h bug.
Speaker 4 (02:27:30):
All right, thank you, wouldie. I appreciate it.
Speaker 20 (02:27:33):
Our phone operators are standing by with their thumbs up
their asses waiting for.
Speaker 8 (02:27:38):
You to call.
Speaker 6 (02:27:39):
So cool call the Alan Cox Show two one six seven,
eight one double O seven or eighty one double O seven.
Speaker 4 (02:28:04):
Oh, we got the mill Squire Friday get Down tre
to he are you? That's how we get holiday or not,
it's how we get the weekend going around these parts.
Somebody texted me and said that there's a rock and
roll station in Dover, Ohio that plays old Murray Soul clips.
(02:28:28):
I don't know what any of that means. It seems
like that might be the intellectual property of I don't
know who that would be the intellectual property of. But
if you're old enough to remember the days when Murray
Saul here would do a segment called a Friday get
Down on WMMS, it was, with all due respect, interminable
(02:28:51):
and long. And so we've taken the best parts of
that and we have distilled it into an easily digestible
would you say, forty five seconds? We went from fifteen
minutes to forty five seconds, keep it tight and loas.
Speaker 2 (02:29:15):
Who does Mary love it?
Speaker 4 (02:29:18):
You are incorrect, Sir, Bill should tell his girlfriend's dad
what my Catholic mom told. Okay, follow this Bill should
tell his girlfriend's dad what my Catholic mom told my
nephew's Jewish girlfriend. You guys really missed the boat on Christmas,
(02:29:39):
didn't you. It's kind of silly. I don't know that
he's not Jewish? Right, the mom is Jewish. It's the
only religion, only religion where you can't not be the religion,
if that's what your mom is. Horns on cows are
(02:30:01):
breed specific, allan, not gender specific. Female beef cows have horns,
all right. Good to know, Alan, You never get invited
to high class events because you're a dirty liberal and
Ohio hates liberals. Notice how Ohio isn't even being visited
(02:30:25):
by the Harris Waltz campaign. Ohio isn't even close Trump
will win this state. Did this person think that I'm
not a liberal?
Speaker 17 (02:30:36):
Well?
Speaker 4 (02:30:36):
Also, that's not the flex that you think it is,
sir or madam. Well, I have to assume, sir, you
could be right, but you could also be wrong. Also,
I don't know that the Harris Walls campaign isn't coming
to Ohio. It's not a battleground state per se, but
(02:31:01):
it'll be interesting to see what happens there. But I
know that Trump fans are getting nervous, as they should be.
He's a moron and a trader and a grifter. You
should have always been nervous, just for your own I
don't know, sense of moral turpitude, if nothing else.
Speaker 2 (02:31:23):
Yeah, that's a that's a word that they'll relate to.
Speaker 4 (02:31:26):
Well, listen, I'm here to serve in whatever capacity.
Speaker 2 (02:31:30):
I think.
Speaker 8 (02:31:33):
You don't like that, I know, I'm.
Speaker 2 (02:31:35):
Fine with it. I'm just saying, yeah, it's an interesting choice.
Speaker 4 (02:31:42):
I played a little bit of Andrew WK there coming
back from the break, and there's a guy on what
was this on TikTok and this guy believes in a
conspiracy theory that Andrew WK is two separate people, or
that different people have played him over the past twenty years.
(02:32:05):
Andrew WK is currently married to Kat Dennings. Yeah, good, Paul,
I bet she would.
Speaker 11 (02:32:10):
Know only one conspiracy theory that I full flegend questionably
believe in.
Speaker 2 (02:32:16):
There have been at least two.
Speaker 11 (02:32:17):
Andrew wk's exact he was the singer in two thousand
and two who would do songs about partying, such as
Party Hard, She Is Beautiful, Party Till You Puke, and
New York City. There has been some online conspiracies that
if you look at photographic images of him between two
thousand and two and two thousand and five and later,
that is a different gentleman portraying the Andrew WK character.
(02:32:37):
I didn't put much stock in it until I interviewed
mister WK in twenty twelve and the tenth anniversary of
his album I Get Wet. But then at one point
he just said to me, look, to know about this recording,
you're going to have to ask somebody who was there.
And I felt my world shatter. I feel comfortable saying
that there has been at least.
Speaker 2 (02:32:54):
Two Andrew WK.
Speaker 4 (02:32:55):
Wow, how about that?
Speaker 5 (02:32:57):
This guy?
Speaker 4 (02:32:58):
He felt his world chatter to Andrew wk's. You know,
for my money, that's not a conspiracy at all. We
can't have too many Andrew wk's. I'd say, we're already
painfully short on Andrew wk's. Give me all you got
of that guy. I mean, there were a few years
(02:33:21):
where he probably kept white jeans in business, you know,
the white Jean's business. Yeah, he kept them in business
because he wears white jeans. Oh, the painters outfit the
whole bit. Better to show the blood on them. He's
smashing himself in the face with bricks. That's how you
used to get noticed.
Speaker 8 (02:33:41):
In the business.
Speaker 2 (02:33:43):
Do you are you in on this theory? No, you
think it's been the same. I believe that there is
one guy who is Andrew WK.
Speaker 17 (02:33:52):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (02:33:52):
I think he may have partied so hard that he
forgot that he was at those recordings. I think that
might have been.
Speaker 4 (02:33:57):
That's I think more the likely situation. Yes, or he
was just playing with this guy. But Andrew w K
and Kat Dennings are lovely together, right, He's a good
looking dude. I mean, you know, he's and she's pretty foxy.
She's a little flat chested for my taste. Actually, Alan,
(02:34:21):
I'm sorry.
Speaker 2 (02:34:21):
She's got some big old milkers. Marry your thoughts milkers milkers,
Oh boy, fun bags.
Speaker 8 (02:34:40):
There was this tweet going around. I don't know if
it's real or not. Everything's fake, right, but it was
someone saying Stephen King's like, uh schedule that they were like,
he's become one of the most successful writers and film
guys of all time, because he gets up at this
time and he dedicates himself to this, this, this and this,
and then it showed him responding and again I don't
(02:35:01):
know if this is true or not, but it showed
him responding and being like, no, it was like ninety
percent cocaine. He's like, there's an entire book that.
Speaker 4 (02:35:08):
Really He's like, there's an.
Speaker 2 (02:35:09):
Entire li sound's actually pretty Stephen Kingy.
Speaker 8 (02:35:12):
He's like that, I don't remember writing, like I have
a full book that was written in a cocaine blackhouse.
Speaker 22 (02:35:18):
Wow.
Speaker 1 (02:35:19):
Yeah.
Speaker 8 (02:35:20):
I was like, if that's true, I love that. That's hilarious.
Speaker 2 (02:35:22):
Good advertiser for cocaine.
Speaker 6 (02:35:24):
Right.
Speaker 8 (02:35:24):
Then he's like, I have no dedication. It was drugs. Sorry.
Speaker 4 (02:35:28):
There's an article from twenty twenty two a reminder that
Stephen King loved cocaine. Okay, wow, I didn't know that.
He said he was a heavy user from seventy eight
till eighty six, when he was churning out bestsellers like It,
Christine pet Cemetery, Misery, and Kujo.
Speaker 8 (02:35:42):
Yeah, that's what they were talking about, is that he
was like, I was doing so much cocaine in that
time of my life. It had nothing to do with
being dedicated to my craft. I was just up twenty
four hours a day.
Speaker 4 (02:35:53):
He barely remembers writing Kujo.
Speaker 17 (02:35:55):
I was one.
Speaker 8 (02:35:56):
Yeah, He's like, I've read there's an entire book that
I don't even remember writing. Imagine waking up out of
a two week coke bender and you wrote Kujo. That's
sitting on your desks.
Speaker 2 (02:36:09):
The hell of a drug.
Speaker 4 (02:36:10):
But there's a lot of people on cocaine who can't
come up with anything. This guy, I feel like people
do it. These weren't because of cocaine. They were in
spite of cocaine. No, I think they're because because of
It's not like when he got off at his I mean,
but he was cranking up best sellers of getting movie
at apptection.
Speaker 2 (02:36:30):
But by the time he had he had so many
successes that anything he wrote and he got a formula
down I think. Don't don't think cocaine wasn't a big
part of it.
Speaker 4 (02:36:44):
I mean, I mean books. If you had told me
that Maximum Overdrive the movie was the result of cocaine,
I would have believed you. But Truck's the story was entertaining,
but Maximum Overdrive terrible.
Speaker 2 (02:37:01):
Cocaine he was not.
Speaker 4 (02:37:04):
He was not a fan of the Tommy Knockers, which
was the one that directly followed up Misery. Misery was great,
he said, he thought that Tommy Knockers was an awful book.
Speaker 2 (02:37:14):
Tommy Knockers sound was like Boobs again.
Speaker 8 (02:37:19):
Hey Michael, Hey.
Speaker 2 (02:37:22):
Allen, hete your who thank you.
Speaker 10 (02:37:25):
You know, I'm kind of disappointed as a Chicago native
here in Cleveland.
Speaker 5 (02:37:28):
And U being a Chicago native and a radio guy.
Speaker 10 (02:37:31):
That during the cow sex uh story, you did not
play Johnathan Bradmeyer's Moo Moo I Love.
Speaker 17 (02:37:37):
You, which should be played after every cow sex story.
Speaker 4 (02:37:41):
I see, I don't have that at my I remember
I worked on that show, and I remember we used
to play those songs ad nauseum. But it would have
never occurred to me to play his song on this show.
Speaker 17 (02:37:57):
Yeah, well you didn't have to say it was his song.
Speaker 3 (02:38:00):
Still a good song for well.
Speaker 4 (02:38:02):
Yeah it was, it was his song. I mean, those
were all you know, and I love the guy, but
those were let's be real, those were extraordinarily corny songs.
But for that time in radio, that's what people were doing.
But where are you from, Michael?
Speaker 5 (02:38:18):
Sure you're saying you're better now.
Speaker 10 (02:38:21):
You can't play that because we're at a better time now.
Speaker 4 (02:38:23):
No, no, no, I'm saying I wouldn't even know where
to find it.
Speaker 10 (02:38:27):
Oh, it's on the internet.
Speaker 1 (02:38:28):
Everything's on the internet.
Speaker 3 (02:38:29):
I go look it up right now.
Speaker 2 (02:38:30):
Yea, on YouTube.
Speaker 10 (02:38:31):
It's on YouTube right well, originally h Andersonville and now
live in Lakewood.
Speaker 2 (02:38:36):
Yeah, okay, good though, all right, well good, oh how'd
you How long you been out here? Now?
Speaker 10 (02:38:42):
I moved out here in two thousand and eight. I
actually kind of me and my wife followed pretty much
the same track you went. We went from Chicago to Alligan, Michigan,
to Detroit to Cleveland.
Speaker 4 (02:38:53):
No, boy, all right, well welcome.
Speaker 3 (02:38:58):
Thank you man.
Speaker 10 (02:38:59):
You played the song every get to hear every needs
the experience a fight.
Speaker 2 (02:39:03):
Okay, thank you. This Michael.
Speaker 8 (02:39:06):
Brand Meyer moo moo.
Speaker 4 (02:39:07):
So Jonathan Brandmeyer was the show I worked on in
Chicago when I was an intern in first big show
I worked on. He was the basically the Monster Morning
show in Chicago, and he had a band called Johnny
and the Leisure Suits. Now, he came to Chicago from
Phoenix in eighty six and I joined him in ninety two.
(02:39:29):
So by this time, he was like a big, big,
big deal. He was the guy on Chicago Rady in
the morning, and he had a band. You know how
they tell the stories about how Michael Stanley has like
holds the record for like Blossom or whatever right when
he was alive. Well, that was brand Meyer in Chicago.
He and his band there was an outdoor venue called
Alpine Valley and they held the record Mike still for
(02:39:54):
like four sold out shows, and he would get out
there and they would do these songs and but you know,
these were very like eighties radio pop kinds of songs.
He was from Wisconsin, so it was a lot of
you know kind of they were corny, yeah, but they
were very popular at the time. And he did have
one the song Michael's referring to as a song called
(02:40:15):
the moon moo song about having sex with a cow
and I probably have I haven't heard this in thirty years,
and there it is.
Speaker 8 (02:40:25):
Do you want to hear this?
Speaker 10 (02:40:26):
You?
Speaker 12 (02:40:26):
Oh?
Speaker 3 (02:40:26):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (02:40:27):
Hearing this the moon move to hear the.
Speaker 5 (02:40:33):
No you're a cow.
Speaker 8 (02:40:36):
Will do?
Speaker 4 (02:40:41):
That makes me sad. Our radio station is not even around.
It's not a thing anymore. The loop isn't a radio station.
Speaker 2 (02:40:49):
Yeah, baby, I got a big date tonight, a fresh
some of this cow loan on my face?
Speaker 8 (02:40:57):
How lone? Mary?
Speaker 3 (02:40:58):
Oh?
Speaker 8 (02:40:59):
I said, cow low how.
Speaker 4 (02:41:03):
Cowloan? No, No, this was full on PG radio.
Speaker 2 (02:41:07):
It was yeah, the number one count town. It's Friday night.
Speaker 3 (02:41:13):
I don't know what to do.
Speaker 9 (02:41:14):
Hell, I think of going out to the Lincoln Park.
Speaker 3 (02:41:16):
Two.
Speaker 2 (02:41:17):
Oh, yeah, there's Mary's been there the Lincoln Park. You
were near the Lincoln Park Zoo. Yes, I thought you went.
Speaker 4 (02:41:24):
I thought you guys went to do when.
Speaker 8 (02:41:27):
It's just me and you.
Speaker 1 (02:41:29):
Well, I got a six pack and a bill.
Speaker 4 (02:41:32):
Hey, tell your full friends to stay out of my way.
Speaker 2 (02:41:35):
Well, they like the keep, but I'll get there anyway
because I'm gonna get.
Speaker 4 (02:41:39):
Lucky and I and I said, I know you, I
know your cow.
Speaker 2 (02:41:47):
Weed, can't you see? I just fall to make so you.
Speaker 4 (02:41:51):
Go where it's coming from.
Speaker 8 (02:41:52):
Right, it's uncomfortable that he said, Yeah, that was the
That was the uh.
Speaker 4 (02:41:59):
That was the epitome of edge there in the late eighties.
But I love the guy and he's not in the
air anywhere. I he might do a podcast or something,
But I love that guy. But the songs were, Yeah,
if you were growing up in Chicago, in the eighties
and nineties, you were, you were buying tickets to watch
the band play those live No cow loan, cow loan? Yeah,
(02:42:24):
put on this cow loan. You're trying to that's what
I heard, trying to attract a cow mate.
Speaker 3 (02:42:37):
M m.
Speaker 2 (02:42:39):
Ellen.
Speaker 4 (02:42:39):
We all know that you guys are going to secretly
vote for Trump, but you wouldn't have a job if
you promoted Trump on the air. You are controlled monkeys
who know nothing about the real world. Kamala is one
of the dumbest human beings alive. In the words of
Joe Biden, come on, man, well, I can't argue with
ironcla like that. Yeah, you know how like w t
(02:43:03):
A M down there, they get into trouble for talking
about Trump. They never talk about Trump. They never promote
Trump on AM radio. No, I can assure you there
will be no secret vote for Donald Trump on my part.
If I were going to vote for Trump, I would
tell you I was going to vote for Trump. But
(02:43:24):
he's a trader and a moron and a grifter and
I'm sorry, and a survivor, don't forget ah. Yes, so
difficult to survive when you're rich.
Speaker 2 (02:43:36):
No, she's talking about the assassination.
Speaker 4 (02:43:38):
That well, that too, But listen, for those of us
who know nothing about the real world, I don't know
what that means. But okay, well listen. Good luck to you, sir,
I hope uh. Clearly you've got a good head on
your shoulders. And I have no witty rapost for you there.
Speaker 2 (02:44:03):
But okay, man, I can't believe this person figured out
we're secretly all going to have over Trump. Yeah, what
a cool person. Alan.
Speaker 4 (02:44:18):
I used to do a lot of drawing. I would
note on each page sober, drunk high or drunken high,
and then compare them later on. Well, I have a
T shirt that says right drunk, edit sober, And I
think that that's a good It's a good mantra for
any creative person. It's a good thing to remember. You know,
(02:44:39):
there are people who will swear by consciousness expanding substances
to help them write or be creative or whatever. But
you got to go back to it later on, because
some of it might work, most of it won't. You'll
go what the hell it's like When it's the equivalent
of waking up in the middle of the night out
of a dream and scrawling something down I'll do that
a lot. I'm constantly sending notes to myself and sending
(02:45:01):
email to myself and things like that, and a lot
of them are I'll wake up in the middle of
the night and something will immediately occur to me, and
I'll send myself a quick note, and then the next
day I'll look at it and see if there's anything.
I mean, sometime most of the time, yes, but then
other times you'd be like, Okay, Bill, do you want
to start the weekend just to get people into the holiday?
Speaker 2 (02:45:20):
All right, call me abe, call me brother, let me
all right, the Bill Squire Friday get down in honor
of the late Great Murray Saul.
Speaker 4 (02:45:33):
Here at w MMS. This is how we begin the weekend.
Take it away, William.
Speaker 2 (02:45:46):
Got down on Friday, Find yourself a co and knock
it over.
Speaker 5 (02:45:54):
It's a third way it has started the weekend.
Speaker 2 (02:45:56):
Fall love with it, get that car load on.
Speaker 12 (02:46:21):
Not a hater.
Speaker 4 (02:46:25):
I don't care for that.
Speaker 3 (02:46:26):
Mary.
Speaker 4 (02:46:27):
You know Bill's just trying to get his get down on. Wow,
the guy's yum all of a sudden, cow does that.
Speaker 2 (02:46:35):
Suppose who is it? Let me see that again, listener, No,
maybe you could use a little cocaine before your art.
Speaker 4 (02:46:47):
Every listen, what's with the hair? By the way, how
did how did you land on bad hairstyle?
Speaker 8 (02:46:51):
That's what our listener's hair looks like. I see you
don't think.
Speaker 2 (02:46:55):
Oh, I don't know.
Speaker 4 (02:46:56):
All right, it's like someone's decapitated and placed on top
of a mic stand.
Speaker 8 (02:47:01):
Those are his hands around his Ah, well, I.
Speaker 4 (02:47:04):
Thought you were sticking with the decapitation theme from this that.
All right, Well there you go. Now we kend is
now officially underway. We are going out of his mouth.
Speaker 2 (02:47:15):
Yeah, strang, Oh, we can tell, all right, we can
tell all right.
Speaker 6 (02:47:25):
And now I must leave you as the Brady bunch
is on and I find four of those children incredibly arousing.
Speaker 3 (02:47:32):
Get out of here.
Speaker 9 (02:47:34):
Be careful of what you say, Be careful in every way,
Be careful of what you do. Big Brother is watching you.
Be circumspect and discreet, Stay light on your mental feet.
(02:47:54):
One slip and.
Speaker 3 (02:47:55):
You know you're through.
Speaker 23 (02:47:58):
Big Brother. Is what you can on with our narratives,
remember obedience pain, And when you watch that davy screens,
remember it works both ways. You disappear in a wink.
Speaker 9 (02:48:19):
Unless you can double think, you'll vanish into the blue
big brother is watching you.
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