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Hello?
Speaker 13 (01:05):
Good afternoon? Hi there, what's good? My name is Alan Cox.
Thank you for being here. Say hi to Bill Squire
he's here too.
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Send me a text if you want to watch the show.
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to on an iHeartRadio the lead messages there. I was
eating all my little bit earlier and I just now
realized that I got.
Speaker 2 (02:05):
Golly.
Speaker 13 (02:05):
I got a little bit of almond dust on my notepad.
And you know, I try to keep the studio as
tidy as I possibly can, even though it's not like
the old days where you know, everybody was using the
same studio. Now it's just this show, and Mark Nolan
uses it on his Magic Morning Show. Well, I should
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rephrase he does a morning show on Magic. I don't
know that his I don't know that it's a magic show.
I don't know if they have a video component on
that one. I did see him one day in a
top hat and he had a cane, you know, like
the ones where you tap the top hat and the
rabbit comes out. So I don't know if maybe that
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was just a startorial choice on his part of her
he's actually doing.
Speaker 2 (02:51):
Magic in here. He's probably doing magic.
Speaker 13 (02:54):
That's I mean, I certainly didn't want to peek in
because I like to be surprised. You know, Mary hates
magicians because she says they're lying to you, and she
likes puteteers. We say, but we know they're lying to us.
I want to know how they did it. Sometimes I
do it. There's a part of me I don't. If
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I'm watching magic, I'm fine not knowing. But there's also
I'm such a curious person. I'm also like, boy, I'd
love to know, because what interests me the most about
magicians is when they do those magicians reveal their secrets.
It's nothing ever otherworldly. It's just as mundane and simple
as you could possibly imagine, and that, to me, is
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the genius of it. It's genius in its simplicity. But
when you're watching it and trying to figure it out,
because we all do that, if we're all at some
kind of illusion show, you're kind of half at least
I know, for me, I'm half enjoying it because I'm
also desperately trying to figure out how they're doing it.
I'm like, you can't be that, you know, I'm a
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rational person. I've got a couple of thoughts rattling around
in this nogg and maybe I can figure it out,
not once. I don't think I have one time ever
figured it out. Penn and Teller, I think for a
long time. Uh, they did a thing where they would
once in a while they would reveal, you know, how
they would do this and that. But I think they
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also have a show where people can try to trick
them and they tell the you know, other illusionists. Forget
what the show might have been called BS. So wasn't
that where other illusionists would try to fool them? No,
that was they were debunking myths and BS. It was
more you know they talk about like vaccines and stuff
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like that, or you know, just they debunk myths or
or just like disproved misinformation and something like that, like
their version of MythBusters.
Speaker 2 (04:50):
Yeah. Yeah, the uh the uh one word they are
the alley called fool us or something, yeah, something like that,
but the alley. Who do you know? There are Cleveland magicians. Yeah,
and they do shows over at the Alex the head
at the nine are always did they get on that show?
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Is it still? I don't think it is? Okay, but
it might be. I just don't know.
Speaker 13 (05:16):
I mean, magic was nothing that I ever had any
interest in doing or I never had. It wasn't anything
that I wondered if I had an affinity for it.
I had friends that were way into it, And I
think what throws a lot of people off when they're
young is it requires so much time and effort to
get really good at it, you know, beyond just the
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usual kids stuff. I mean, if it was something that
you determined you wanted to do. One of my best
friends growing up, he moved to la like right after
college to become an illusionist, and he was getting very
very good.
Speaker 5 (05:54):
Uh.
Speaker 13 (05:54):
He he was killed in a car accident about eighteen
months into him being there. But he was the only
one I could think of that was really really like
had a skill for it and an affinity for it.
And so of course he had to die because you know,
there's all kinds of scumbags.
Speaker 2 (06:12):
Walking around living to one hundred and five.
Speaker 13 (06:14):
But my buddy Neil had to get killed by a
drunk driver on maul Holland and that's awesome. But yeah, no,
I never it was nothing that ever interested me. But
when I see somebody do it, you know, a few
years ago, when we talked about that Derek del Gaudio
show show, I thought it was just fantastic. And I
don't even you know, if I if I were one
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of those people, I probably wouldn't even mind people trying
to poke holes in my thing, because you know how
you do it.
Speaker 2 (06:41):
They don't.
Speaker 13 (06:43):
And I wonder if it's more fun or less fun
now to be in that line of work now that
everybody kind of is constantly trying to poke holes.
Speaker 2 (06:54):
And there's so many people that are like they make
their career out of revealing different yes, illusions and tricks
and stuff like that.
Speaker 13 (07:03):
Because what happens and obviously this is not to a person,
it's not necessarily epidemic of the illusionist industry itself, but
look what happens when you take too long in between working.
David Copperfield, right, this guy is getting into trouble. This
is a guy who you know, women say, oh, he
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did vile things me years ago, because yeah, he was
a nerd growing up. He spent all his time trying
to perfect That's the irony. You spend all your time
trying to perfect your craft, and then you become older
and you do it in your world renowned, and then
you're trying to make but you're still a nerd. In
your brain, in your mind, you're still trying to you
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make it for lost time.
Speaker 2 (07:47):
And you know that's why I love Chris Angel, the
mind freak, the mind freak, the rock and roll musician.
Speaker 13 (07:55):
You ever seen I got high with him one time.
Speaker 2 (07:57):
You ever seen his band? No, he's got oh on
YouTube's he had a band, I can't remember what it
was called, but they got a music video on there
where he's performing hair metal but also doing magic in
the music video. Okay, and it is just as good
as you think.
Speaker 13 (08:16):
Listen, I love magic and music videos. When I was
a kid, zz top, they would just swing their arms
and next thing you know, there's an old car with
a bunch of hot chicks laying all over it. I
don't know how they did it. I don't know how
they did it, but they managed to do it. Magic
and music videos underrated, but yeah, Chris Angel, the mind freak.
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My thought was always, you're clearly spending a lot of
time on your abs. Is that taking away from your
devotion to your craft? Because he's very mind freaking.
Speaker 2 (08:55):
He's the guy I think of.
Speaker 13 (08:57):
I'll tell you what, if you were to make a
list of your top people, go, oh, who are your
five favorite bands. That's usually simple for most people. You
were to say to me Alan, name me your top
three mind freaks, man, I couldn't do it. I'd start
with Chris Angel. I got nothing for two and three,
So on that front, he is still our pre eminent
(09:17):
American mind freak. For people who want their minds.
Speaker 2 (09:21):
Freaked, it's a Chris Angel Don't you want My love?
There you go?
Speaker 13 (09:25):
And yeah, was that a rhetorical question.
Speaker 2 (09:27):
No, that's his song. That was the music video where
he's running around stage and some very colorful pants. Yeah,
well he definitely had. He had the abs for it.
If I look like that, I never put a shirt on,
but he's got he's got a he's got a jacket on,
but it's no shirt underneath, so it's.
Speaker 13 (09:46):
Yeah, he's got Probably he always had like one of
them Sergeant Pepper jackets or something.
Speaker 2 (09:50):
That he's got more of a like be dazzled Dice
Clay leather jacket kind of thing, going yeah, gurry, doc,
you can't figure out my trick.
Speaker 14 (10:03):
No, no, no, This is the best time of the
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Guardians back on the field tonight, last three games of
the regular season against the Houston Astros, who are a
very good baseball team. Seven Tonight is your first pitch,
so we will get out of here in time for
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forty tonight. Tomorrow and Sunday will be your last three
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regular season games, and then Monday they start the postseason.
Sorry not Monday, Saturday the fifth. Yeah, I'm like a
whole week ahead. Ye good abye. So Saturday the fifth,
here at home is game one, and then Game two
will be Monday the seventh, also here at home, and
then they will play the away games against whomever they'll
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be playing.
Speaker 2 (11:11):
For those games. Yea, I'm gonna go to the game tonight.
Speaker 13 (11:14):
Oh you are, oh good, Alan. I saw Bill at
Tom Sigora a couple of times last night. Did he
have as good a time as I did?
Speaker 2 (11:25):
If you had an amazing time, then yes I did.
It was a great show.
Speaker 13 (11:30):
Wait if they had, Oh yeah, okay, did you have
as good of a time as he did? If he did,
then you did too. Yeah, it was a very good show.
My buddy Jeff Tate was opening for him.
Speaker 5 (11:41):
This was at the.
Speaker 2 (11:43):
He got us real good seats where row L on
the floor, like right in the middle, so you know
see him, didn't have to look at the screen the
whole time, could actually see Tom. So then he sell
it out. They had it sat for like probably eight
or ten thousand, and there's a ton of people there. Yeah,
it looked like whatever it was that for was all
(12:04):
the tickets were sold. So it was a great time.
Tom's hilarious and I feel like he you know, I
think your criticism of his latest special was it felt
like two built for the podcast audience, for people who
are fans of the podcast, whereas I don't think this
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new hour that he's working on is that. I feel
like this is more traditional Thomzigris stand up where he's
just telling stories about his life.
Speaker 13 (12:32):
He's undeniably a funny dude. Yeah, yeah, nothing along those lines.
But there's a lot of guys out there doing podcasts
and then going on arena tours, and it's mostly people
who just want to hear stories from the show.
Speaker 5 (12:42):
Yeah.
Speaker 13 (12:43):
No, this is however, you got to get asses and
see right, Yeah.
Speaker 2 (12:46):
And I feel like he did, you know, He's put
out a ton of material too, so he's very prolific.
And I feel like this is a kind of return
to form what he did in mostly stories and completely normal,
kind of that kind of towns So very funny.
Speaker 5 (13:04):
Hey, Paul, Hey, how are you allen? Hey? Yeah, you
were talking about the magic shows and Chris Angel, where
I love. I'll tell you what. The guy you were
talking about who reveals magic show that he used to
watch it called the Masked Magician, and I think how
illusions were done. And I'll tell you what. Chris Angel
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to me is that guy mind freight. That is just
some of the stuff I've seen him do. No matter,
I kind of get I'm not in the magic by
like watching it. How some of the stuff he does.
One stunt that amazed me. He was a building. He
was a Las Vegas or something. He was on top
of a six story building or an eight story building
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and sat there and dropped the handkerchief off.
Speaker 8 (13:54):
Of the building on a rock tight head.
Speaker 5 (13:56):
He caught it when he was on the ground. Uh huh.
So how that was done is beyond me.
Speaker 13 (14:02):
Do you mean he he was on the roof and
he tossed it and then he caught it on the ground.
Speaker 5 (14:07):
Yeah, because they sat back and said here, he said,
I'm gonna catch this on the ground when I come
down and I'm on the leader set. That my wife.
Speaker 2 (14:20):
To get the hell out of there, say, I'm I'm
talking right now.
Speaker 9 (14:26):
Anyhow.
Speaker 5 (14:27):
Yeah, he tossed his handkerchief tighten or rocked.
Speaker 15 (14:30):
Not a big rock.
Speaker 5 (14:31):
I'm gonna say, look, a large marble size or something.
Drew this off the building. He was down in the
crowd and caught it. And he timed the elevator would
have taken the elevator forty five seconds to get down there,
and running down the steps wouldn't taken about a minute
and a half.
Speaker 13 (14:46):
Yeah, I mean, just aside aside from performing and nailing
those tricks I always think of, I would think the
difficult thing would be coming up with the illusions, you know,
because you can have an amazing imagination, but that's just
step one. Then you got to be like, Okay, can
I do this? How can I do this? Just the
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ideas themselves that you need to flesh out, to me
are kind of the most interesting thing out of all
of them.
Speaker 5 (15:12):
Yeah, that I mean that to me absolutely blew me
away on how he did that, and it just was
mind blowing how he did it.
Speaker 13 (15:24):
Would you say that your mind was freaked Paul, Well.
Speaker 5 (15:27):
Yeah, oh god, yes, I mean the one, don't you
many specialties had on TV. I have watched him on
like I don't know, like HBO or Netflix or whatever
it is, just to see how creative he is on
this stuff. It is absolutely amazing. But the guy, like
you said, the mass musician, was a guy who uncovered
a lot of stuff. Penn and Teller had been in
business forever.
Speaker 8 (15:48):
And ever, and they know a lot of the backgrounds
on how these.
Speaker 5 (15:52):
Things are done. But to sit there and watch Chris
Angel do the stuff he does how he does it
just lows me away. And you're also talking about the
zz top video looked at.
Speaker 8 (16:05):
In My son's a musician.
Speaker 5 (16:07):
He also does a lot of videography and everything else
and produces music. He played at the Incarceration tour a
couple of years ago and was there Rob Zombie and
everything else, and blow my horn off to my son Daniel.
But I'll tell you what that's all done on speed trick,
which is basically, if you were to watch high speed
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slow motion photography, they can back it up edit it
and then move forward. I know you're saying, all of
a sudden, the three hot chicks were in the ZG
topmobile and that's how they do that kind of stuff.
Speaker 13 (16:42):
That's so it's fancy editing. I thought they were magicians, Paul.
I thought they were legit magicians conjuring naked women out
of thin air.
Speaker 5 (16:50):
Well, i'll tell you what. Yeah, well that's all photo
and everything else. I'll tell you what. Magicians are amazing people.
How they create illusions, the way.
Speaker 8 (16:59):
They do is fantastic. And to sit back and see
what they do.
Speaker 5 (17:04):
You know, it leaves people's boum on how they do that.
Speaker 8 (17:07):
It's really kind of cool, because.
Speaker 5 (17:09):
Anything you do, you sit back and go, wow, this
is really cool. How the hell they do that?
Speaker 13 (17:13):
So yeah, it's not hard to figure out what we do.
It's all stupid and dumb. I mean, anybody, could you Okay, Hey,
thank you, Paul. I appreciate that little insight there from Paul.
Speaker 2 (17:22):
This is easy top Nash shartress malas. I'm a buzzard,
all a little crazy about it. I think this is
the one where the naked ladies in the car.
Speaker 5 (17:38):
Song.
Speaker 13 (17:38):
But oh boy, you know we used to play a
version of that. We had Mattitude as our intern. Remember Matitude,
he was always dressed to the nines.
Speaker 2 (17:46):
Girls crazy about this song Christmas. Oh Matitude. He's still
out there. We just had him on Captain Funds Floating
Fandango Spin in the tune. Yeah. I like close up
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magic a lot, like the like table magic, because even
if you know how they do it, you still can't
do it. Yeah, because they're so good with their hands
of you know, hiding the cards and like there's just
so much muscle memory in there. Yeah, they can tell
you how they're doing it, but you you it's still impressive.
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Close up magic. It's very very.
Speaker 13 (18:35):
It's very impressive. And there used to be a guy
in Tremont that would do it, and I'm sure I
talked about him at the time, but I forget what
the hell's last name is, Paul. Somebody had run into him.
We lived in Tremont. We first moved to Cleveland, and
we'd hang out at the Flying Monkey. So of that
place is called the Flying Monkey, Spotted Monkey, something like.
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If you're listening to us on iHeartRadio, I like to
know where people are from the state. I've been thinking
about all of our bureau cheese down there in Florida.
That hurricane just plowing through there. Andy list in Belgrade, Montana.
Brad is in sellins Grove, Pennsylvania. Coal drives a FedEx
truck in Juno, Alaska. Jonathan listens to Lacey Washington and
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THEO checked in from New Orleans on the app.
Speaker 15 (19:27):
Okay, guys, it's THEO down in New Orleans.
Speaker 2 (19:31):
So I haven't called you in a while, but I
got a joke, try of Okay.
Speaker 16 (19:35):
Listen, what do you call that cheese?
Speaker 2 (19:39):
That's not yours? Not choke cheese? Oh? They got one
more whole?
Speaker 17 (19:48):
What what's orange?
Speaker 2 (19:49):
And sounds like a parrot? A carrot? Okay, thank you
THEO always glady, THEO down there. Boy, You would have
thought he would have had a bigger fish to fry
down there in New Orleans. But okay, thank you doing
doing what he having called in a while, and I
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can't remember him ever calling. Oh God, Bill, you don't
remember THEO. Oh THEO would call all the time. You
think you'd remember him with such a distinctive voice. Yeah,
you know, on the show for twelve years. I just
I can't think of him.
Speaker 13 (20:26):
You never remember THEO calling from New Orleans. Oh man,
we used to call him THEO, the one man band.
You don't recall that, all right, Well, fair enough, Oakland,
California has no longer has major league sports. You want
to talk about a city that has gotten greased up
(20:46):
and bent over. Oakland had the A's play their very
last home game. I think they still have a couple
of road games, but the very last home game was
last night there with the Oakland A's. In the span
of ten years, city of Oakland, California has lost three
major sports teams. They lost the Raiders, they lost the
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Golden State Warriors, and they lost the Athletics in the
span of a decade. And so it's really a case
study in all of the things that every city with
major sports franchises complains about billionaires who want us to
pay for upgrades and things like that, or they'll threaten
to take the team somewhere else. And that's never been
(21:27):
more prevalent than in Oakland, California. They've taken their hits
boy over the last ten years. But the last Oakland
A's home game, it was packed out, couldn't get a ticket,
and the team was crying. People were crying because it's
not like they don't have a fan base, and so
they will go for the next three seasons and play
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in Sacramento, West Sacramento. I might add, Now, if you've
ever been to Sacramento, California, you know East Sacramento is
where you want to be. The guys are going to
be in West Sacramento. They will drop Oakland from their name.
Obviously they've been the Oakland A's since nineteen sixty eight.
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So their last three games of the season are in
Seattle Tonight, Tomorrow, and Sunday, and then they'll be done.
Speaker 2 (22:17):
So next year what they'll just be the A's.
Speaker 13 (22:20):
They'll probably be the the West Sacramento I don't know.
And then they're going to move to Las Vegas in
three years. But they lost the Raiders years, they're gonna
be in three They're gonna be in Sacramento for three
at least three seasons as well, they said, So think
about over the course of three seasons, they will have
built up a fan base in Sacramento. Who only has
(22:44):
I think the Kings are their only major sports franchise.
Speaker 2 (22:49):
Uh Sacramento they have I guess they don't have a
hockey team I don't think that they do.
Speaker 13 (22:55):
No, the LA Kings are hockey Sacramento Kings or the
NBA where San Jose is that the Sharks.
Speaker 2 (23:02):
Yeah, NHL, so I know how far is that from Sacramento.
It's not.
Speaker 13 (23:07):
Well, San Jose is Bay Area, Okay, so Sacramento is
going to be in a different.
Speaker 2 (23:11):
You know, San Jose's closer to Oakland. I mean that's
one of those things where they'll have fans of that.
But yeah, yeah, it's not there because everybody when I
was in Sacramento, everybody was cheering for the forty nine
ers in Sacramento.
Speaker 13 (23:26):
Oh well, yeah, you got to pick a team, right
because it's north of the Bay Area. So you're probably
not going to root for the LA teams. You're going
to root for the San Francisco team. And so the
A's are going to be gone. But I mean, like
the Raiders, Oakland Raiders back in the day were like
a legit, a dynasty. They were, Yeah, they really weren't.
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I mean they were like a heavy duty the seventies.
Speaker 2 (23:51):
They were seventies and eighties, they were legit. And then
they moved to LA for a few years, like ten
twelve years and they're back back to Clintland and now Vegas. Vegas, Baby,
you get back out the Vegas. Haven't been a while.
Speaker 13 (24:06):
And of course the Golden State Warriors just went across
the bridge. Yeah, but they they were playing in Oakland
for a while. And a letter from Leslie, our friend Leslie.
She goes, hey, I was just at your home zoo,
the Lincoln Park Zoo. You guys are talking about zoos
yesterday and we just went to the Lincoln Park Zoo
and they hired an animal behaviorist to research how the
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lions interact with their environment so that they can redesign
their enclosure. Maybe they could do that here in Cleveland,
that would be cool. The lion enclosure at the Cleveland
Metro Park Zoo, she says, is borderline depressing. I don't
know what make a lion enclosure depressing. She describes it
as late eighties, so maybe they have enough.
Speaker 2 (24:51):
And then I feel like it's there's not a lot
of activities for them to do, whereas if you look
at the tiger sanctuary whatever they enclosure, those tigers seem
to be pretty busy, like moving around to different parts
of it. They got stuff to do them. There's big
big lawns from the Crook climb on and stuff like that,
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and with the Mayan enclosure, it's just kind of like
a little hill with a little cave like caving it.
Speaker 5 (25:20):
Mm hmmm.
Speaker 13 (25:21):
Well then maybe Leslie's onto something. Maybe they can make
some arrangements here at the Cleveland Metro Parks Zoo. But
the only reason that we mentioned yesterday is because they
are the first zoo in the United States to create
a mini forest.
Speaker 2 (25:36):
So that's good for conservationists. And you think they're going
in that little court, I don't know about what I read.
Little mushrooms didn't intimate anything.
Speaker 13 (25:47):
Do you imagine if it turns out that that somebody
like swapped all of the things they were going to
plant the night before and what they ended up planting.
Speaker 2 (25:55):
Obviously they.
Speaker 13 (25:57):
You know, they because they had like kids from the
local commune, the organizers or something help plant, I think,
But there had to have I would imagine there had
to be a botanist or an arborist or somewhere in
the mix. But let's say that didn't happen and they
switched the old switchereroo and they planted mushrooms and weed.
Speaker 3 (26:17):
So you trying to make up the uncomfortable gosh crowd.
Speaker 5 (26:21):
It's weird, it's not right.
Speaker 18 (26:22):
Not cool, and there's plenty more where that came from,
back to the Alan Gog Show.
Speaker 2 (26:27):
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you want to get with the promo code Guardian. And
then once October starts, you will be using the word
eerie for the month of October. Eerie like the Lake, which,
as I understand it, I don't get around much, but
as I understand is right over here. One of the
quote unquote Great Lakes.
Speaker 2 (27:48):
Oh yeah, you live right window, you.
Speaker 13 (27:50):
Live right on it there in the sky. So Astros
Guardians tonight seven to ten on MMS and on the
iHeartRadio app. I think I might have finally shaken that
dude who calls and leaves me those talkback messages. He's
always having dreams about me. I think he might have
(28:10):
shifted his focus here just to refresh your memory.
Speaker 17 (28:15):
Last night, I dream about you.
Speaker 5 (28:17):
I love you.
Speaker 17 (28:19):
You're on my hand.
Speaker 8 (28:20):
He walks through the cart and we share a caramel
applesucker you lick.
Speaker 13 (28:26):
Then right, that guy calls a lot right, and he's
having all kinds of dreams. Then he closes every call
with gay gay thoughts is what he says. But I
think maybe I have finally gotten a point across to
him that I'm not interested.
Speaker 17 (28:46):
Mister Bill Squire, and it hurt me so badly.
Speaker 11 (28:51):
He no want to love me back.
Speaker 17 (28:54):
So I you know I love big set beardl comedian.
I want to be with you Bill when your next show.
I come sit in the front row. I throw my
casses at you, I throw them at you.
Speaker 2 (29:10):
I love you. Okay, girls, Oh how about that big
fa comedian's gonna I gotta show him Wadsworth tomorrow, but
that's sold out. So next shows are at the Funny
Stop in kyle Hoka Falls, and that's the eleventh and
twelfth of October. You can get tickets for that at
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Bill Squire Dot. Well, it sounds like that guy's gonna
be there. You are welcome front row. Yep, I've gotten
him off of me and onto you like that movie
here like like it follows the movie Guy's gonna be
in the front row there for you.
Speaker 13 (29:51):
It was let me do the math thirty eight years
ago today, nineteen eighty six. Is that thirty eight years
ago twenty twenty six would be forty years right two
twenty six forty years September twenty seven, nineteen eighty six.
Balloon Fest nineteen eighty six bro in Cleveland, Ohio, thirty
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eight years ago today.
Speaker 2 (30:16):
Love Balloonfest supposed.
Speaker 13 (30:17):
To be a fundraiser for the United Way. Everybody born
and raised in Cleveland is hip to this. I had
to learn about it when I first moved here. And
so they wanted to set the world record for the
simultaneous release of helium filled balloons. And boy, I can't
believe nobody saw this coming that something could go awry.
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They were about one hundred thousand people downtown. They had
a million and a half balloons right down here at
Public Square, and it was supposed to bring positive publicity
not only to the United Way, but to the city
of Cleveland, Ohio. But poor poor Cleveland, Ohio I quickly
(31:02):
turned into a disaster. The winds got really strong and
blew a lot of the balloons north of the city,
and then it started to rain, and so a lot
of those balloons then fell right to the ground.
Speaker 2 (31:17):
They had to shut down the runway. Over here at Burke.
Speaker 13 (31:21):
There were a couple of fishermen famously who had fallen
off of their boat and the coast Guard couldn't get
to them. There were balloons all across the lake, and
so that was famously one of the darker data points
for balloon Fest eighty six. You have to remember this
from when you were a kid. You were a little kid.
Speaker 2 (31:44):
I was a little kid. I was only four years
old in this, But I don't remember hearing about this
until the Internet kind of unearthed it on YouTube and
showed videos. I was in a way, this is something
that never was brought up through my childhood or even
in my early teen or like late teens, early twenties.
(32:07):
I think it was when YouTube started being a thing,
probably about ten twelve years ago when I first heard
of it.
Speaker 13 (32:12):
So like, if you hadn't seen it on local news
at the time, you wouldn't have seen it.
Speaker 2 (32:18):
Yeah, I mean, I'm sure there's a lot of people
that do remember it, but you know, being a four
year old, and my parents weren't a part of balloon fest,
so they they never brought it up or anything like that.
Speaker 13 (32:30):
Traffic accidents occurred drivers attempting to dodge falling balloons. The
balloons reached as far south as Madonna County, spooking a
prized Arabian horse who'd owner whose owner would sue the
United Way. Within a few weeks, balloons were littering beaches
as far as Ontario. City of Cleveland was slapped with
millions of dollars in damages. Balloon Fests eighty six has
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now looked upon as a major environmental disaster.
Speaker 2 (32:56):
Yeah, but it was supposed to bring fame to the
city of Cleveland, Ohio. I'm gonna find one, Ohio is
eighty six balloon disaster. The doomed Cleveland Balloon Festive eighty
six talking moving here, and our friends in La think
we're nuts, but it is a wonderful place. If I
had money to invest, this where I'd be invested.
Speaker 15 (33:15):
Very very good, Thank you, thank you.
Speaker 13 (33:17):
We were just talking about I was Big Chuck and
little John doing this right. Oh yeah, there they are.
Speaker 15 (33:24):
Seven six five or wait one, there you go.
Speaker 13 (33:32):
Look at that looks like something out of the Avengers movie,
like a sci fi it's crazy.
Speaker 2 (33:36):
Yeah, it's a it's a crazy sight that's been poking
in Cleveland.
Speaker 10 (33:42):
Oh one million, I've got down.
Speaker 7 (33:45):
The moon going up in the air.
Speaker 2 (33:49):
Look at the Nobody thought this was gonna be a problem.
Speaker 13 (33:53):
I mean, almost two million balloons. City planners and the
mayor and all of your all of your local captains
of industry. There had to have been a handful of
naysayers about this. There had to have been some local
voices that were like, hey, guys, this might not go
the way we want. Yeah, but they were drowned out.
Speaker 2 (34:16):
Clearly. I want I'm getting that book. You know, you
want to be in the Guinness Book of World Records.
Well they are, yeah, yeah they are. They're in some
kind of record book. Because right, that's completely covering the
terminal tower.
Speaker 13 (34:29):
I mean it looks like a chemical fire, you know,
it looks like a like a disaster.
Speaker 2 (34:33):
Yeah, that is.
Speaker 18 (34:35):
Awesome, ladies and gentlemen to actually be down here and
see the multite colors that are going.
Speaker 2 (34:41):
Up in the air at this moment.
Speaker 13 (34:43):
They heavy like they really did. And now they're starting
all sync too, like hey, let's hear a well. Anyway,
that was thirty eight ladies and gentlemen. There is no
mistake on the lake anymore, is what he said.
Speaker 19 (34:59):
There, ladies and gentlemen, there is no mistake on the
lake anymore.
Speaker 15 (35:03):
Cleveland has now broken the Guinness Book of World Record.
Speaker 2 (35:07):
They released over one million on a thousand balloons.
Speaker 13 (35:10):
It broke the Guinness Book of World Records. And so
what he said, Yeah, well there you go. That was
thirty eight years ago today that that happened. So congratulations.
You notice they've never tried to.
Speaker 2 (35:27):
Change that. One of my favorite forgotten Cleveland moments was
the Ted Stepian softball toss. I think we've talked about
it before, we have where he was the owner. Yeah,
he was the owner of the Calves for a while,
and he had a softball league too that he was
trying to get started, and he was chucking softballs off
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the terminal tower into public square. Yep, hit a lady,
hit a car, but they kept going because he just
they didn't have like radio communication or anything. He just
handle these softballs that he was chucking, and like you
see the one guy catching one, and like he's the winner.
It's just again, that's another thing.
Speaker 13 (36:07):
I just don't understand why anybody thought that would be
a good idea to drop softballs round.
Speaker 18 (36:11):
Below were six of his players hoping to make the
immaculate reception, but three Errand tosses proved hazardous to one
car and two observers, among them twenty four year old
Gail Felinski of Stronsville, who's broken wrisk will long reminder
of the lofty low. On the fifth drop, history was made,
an outfielder Mike zia Frost was on the receiving end.
Speaker 2 (36:28):
At first, I've seen everybody started going in towards the building,
and then he started going in, but I could see
what was coming out, so I just went back on it,
and he came to me, did it. What was the
difference between this ball and a ball that you were
catch A the out field for the competitors. It's it
was just hard because it had sun and stuff, you know,
you couldn't see and needs some sunglasses. But it just
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came to me, and.
Speaker 5 (36:52):
Why did you do this?
Speaker 2 (36:54):
I want to see if I could do it. It
took twenty two years to duplicate such a one. Why
did you do this?
Speaker 13 (36:59):
Well, I wanted to see if I could do it.
All right, Well, there it is, twenty four year old
woman's broken wrist will be a reminder.
Speaker 2 (37:06):
What a fun reminder.
Speaker 3 (37:08):
Alan.
Speaker 13 (37:09):
I wonder if Frank Jackson called Cleveland the butthole of
the world because of all the balloon knots. He wasn't
the mayor then, though I don't know. I don't know
who was the mayor.
Speaker 2 (37:21):
He was the butthole of the worlds sometime right now?
Speaker 13 (37:26):
All right, well, there's that a weather guy down there
in Florida rescue is a woman while he's doing his
live cut. I was looking at some of the Ringham
footage from homes in Florida when the Hurricane of Leen
was Hulleen was plowing through there, and they go to
(37:46):
the weatherman at the local Fox affiliate there and he
is he was in Atlanta because it's blowing through Georgia
and the Carolinas and not just Florida. And Bob Van
Dillon was out there doing a live cut and here's
a woman screaming and uh goes to help her.
Speaker 2 (38:07):
That Bob, we're watching video of you saving this woman.
Are you guys?
Speaker 13 (38:11):
Okay, that's the most important thing. Are both of you okay?
Speaker 5 (38:16):
Yeah we are.
Speaker 2 (38:17):
Yeah, she's we put her in the car. She was cold.
I gave him my shirt.
Speaker 13 (38:21):
He's like, there's the running b roll of him carrying
her and it's like chest high water, you know in Atlanta.
Speaker 2 (38:27):
Everyone's good, let's get back to it.
Speaker 5 (38:29):
It was right over there.
Speaker 2 (38:30):
Okay, yeah, yeah, it's yeah, we're watching.
Speaker 13 (38:37):
Except she she's just got her arms around his neck
like she could walk. She's got her knees up. What walk?
Speaker 6 (38:47):
Because of course this is an active situation, but you're
watching video.
Speaker 2 (38:50):
Of what happened.
Speaker 13 (38:50):
Imagine you get coucked by the TV weather man. He's like,
her husband's gonna come pick her up, but he Now, granted,
this is a huge storm, really really deep water.
Speaker 2 (39:02):
Have you seen all the alligators in Florida? Oh yeah,
there's all these floods and alligators are just like, hey,
we run this town now, that's right, like shark Nado. Yeah, yeah,
it's pretty wild.
Speaker 13 (39:15):
So there's a lot of people posting a ring camera
footage of just water, you know, coming through their living
room window or whatever. And so I mean up here,
I was looking at one of the maps the ripple
effects of this as it pushes into the United States.
They've declared states of emergency in the Carolinas and Georgia.
(39:36):
There's like four million people that don't have power. And
I think it'll pretty much the storm storm will pretty
much top off like around Columbus. So we don't get
up here. We'll get a bunch of rain for like.
Speaker 2 (39:48):
The next week.
Speaker 13 (39:49):
I think we're supposed to get some rain. But down there, boy,
you know, I heard from a couple of our bureau chiefs.
I'm like, you guys should be uh appreciate the message,
but like, you know, I hope everything's okay down there. Tallahassee,
and we got people in Jacksonville and Tampa was underwater.
(40:10):
Somebody was showing video of one of the hospitals in
Tampa that has this it's called an aqua fence or
something where they've started to put around these hospitals. They
started to put these these air tight just giant fences
so the water literally can't get past it. But it's
made for like seven or eight foot sea walls, and
(40:32):
so it's keeping the water out these hospitals. But it's like,
you know, if the if the waves get higher than that,
they're gonna have big problems. They were getting ten foot
waves in Tampa and they're so contending with whatever else
is going to be going on down there. But Florida, Georgia, Alabama,
(40:54):
the Carolinas, and Virginia have all declared states of emergency.
But there's about four million people that don't have power,
and they say, obviously it'll be a while before they
get it back. But it's you know, coming up this way,
and I think it'll veer west before it. I don't
think there's anybody who's predicting it comes all the way
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up here, but it will pretty much top out around Columbus.
The Turkey Drop in Cincinnati. I remember WKRP trying to
do the Turkey Drop. God is my witness. I believed
turkeys could fly. That's a good one, but of course
that was not real life. The balloon balloon lift whatever
balloon Fest in Cleveland, that was real life. Yeah, Allen,
(41:39):
I was twenty eight years old in nineteen eighty six
and I don't remember balloon Fest. I mean, that's weird.
I would think that you'd They probably had it on
every television and radio station in the entire market that day.
Speaker 2 (41:54):
Did you miss them because we missed you. Well, not
Jerry from Willoughby, but the rest of you.
Speaker 14 (42:03):
Shoven doublemms.
Speaker 20 (42:07):
When't people talking about T working. No body seems to
mention the pond that win. You do one lot of tworking.
Sometimes it makes.
Speaker 21 (42:18):
You fart work, farts, twork, tark tark, fart work, farts, twork,
torkork fart work, farts work, tork work farts.
Speaker 13 (42:28):
I got a listener letter from a listener said, I
had my very first colonoscopy this morning and it all
went fine, But during the entire process I had the
twerk farts on in my head little things from the
show live in my head, Rent Free it's real earworm.
Well there you go, congratulations. I'm in the process of
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making my follow up appointment. I had my first colonoscopy
three years ago and I have to make a follow
up for the next couple of months, so I gotta
figure out when to do that. I'll probably do it
over our holiday break in December. That'll be a fun
way to get prepped for Christmas. Yeah, get a colonoscopee,
(43:12):
it's the matter with that. Have something go up your chimney.
Speaker 2 (43:15):
Yeah, there you go.
Speaker 13 (43:17):
Guardians play tonight last three here at Home in the
regular season, play the Houston Astros tonight tomorrow, and Sunday
seven to ten starts up Tonight. Six forty is when
your Guardian's Live pregame will begin. Somebody just asked me,
what's the promo code for cl Clothing Company. You got
a couple more days to use it for September. It
is Guardian Singular, and then when October starts, you're gonna
(43:43):
switch to Eerie starting Tuesday. Eerie like the Lake. Well,
you know a little double entendre there for October and Halloween.
But Cleveland Clothing Company, you can find them online. You
can use the promo code if you're doing that, or
if you're in one of their stores when you check out,
just use it there too, because what will happen is
a lot of people won't remember the promo code and
(44:06):
they'll go to the checkout thing and they'll say, I
want to use the Alan Cox promo code, but I
don't know what it is, and you can't always count
on the person behind the register there to know what
it is either. So that's why I give it to
you as frequently.
Speaker 5 (44:23):
As I do.
Speaker 13 (44:24):
We're talking about one Hit Wonders. Yesterday we kind of
st oh a couple of days ago, maybe it was
like National One Hit Wonder Day or something like that,
and I got a letter from Rob.
Speaker 2 (44:33):
And he said, he goes.
Speaker 13 (44:39):
I had a song rattling entirely too often through the
piles of sonic junk in my head since the mid eighties,
but I could not remember who did it. I only
remembered the goddamn saxophone and I was probably in kindergarten
when I last heard it. But thanks to Brian's warbling,
(45:00):
now I know that it was the Glenn Fry song.
Brian had been singing Glenn Fry. Brian calls and he'll sing,
you know, songs to us, and then I'll match them
up with the song he's trying to sing. And it
was this great slow jam from Glenn Fry back in
the day, and it had a sweaty sax in it.
Speaker 2 (45:21):
Do I still have Brian singing it? I sure, hope.
Speaker 5 (45:24):
So it's just that bear. But still you gott and
make it your mom.
Speaker 7 (45:36):
I love it.
Speaker 2 (45:38):
I know it's so good. Yeah, so Rob.
Speaker 13 (45:43):
But the reason I mentioned this is because Rob had
emailed me a while ago and just as an aside,
you know, it's kind of.
Speaker 2 (45:52):
A running joke of.
Speaker 13 (45:53):
People asked me to hit the post on the song
and he was like, could you hit the post on
Captain of Her Heart by Double? And I was like,
oh my god, you want to talk about a one
hit wonder that I haven't heard since nineteen eighty six.
You probably don't know that song either. There was this
song called Captain of Her Heart. It was the mid eighties.
Speaker 2 (46:16):
It was these two.
Speaker 13 (46:17):
Swiss dudes who just dropped this song and it was
a massive, massive hit, like around the world, in the
US everywhere else about a woman tired of waiting for
her fast man. And this was on top forty radio
right false and it was played a lot. It's like,
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oh my god, I haven't this this song in a
bill years. The band was called Double, but because they
were Swiss, they pronounced it Du Blay, but nobody on
the radio. There wasn't a single DJ on the radio
playing this who knew that it was due Blay. They
just go, hey, it's a little what from double because
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of course you'd think it was that. And this is
a solid mid eighties one hit Wonder that a lot
of people probably don't even remember. But you did have
weird chord changes in it though, too. I know this, okay, yeah,
I Wrapped in her Heart. You might remember, like the
chorus piano, h it's all sacks and piano. Yeah, and
(47:26):
it's got this long synthesizer breakdown in the middle of it.
So a little unwitting quid pro quo with me and Rob.
I helped him get to Glenn Fry and he reminded
me of du Blay, the Swiss duo.
Speaker 2 (47:50):
There was a lot of piano, a lot of sacks,
and it was But there's probably a lot of people
my age who remember the song but also probably haven't
heard it in four billion years.
Speaker 13 (48:06):
Allen, a Christmas colonoscopy makes sense. It is considered one
of the holiest times of the year. I get it
because your whole right, I was talking about Oh yeah, yeah, anyway,
thank you. Oh, there's a little Sacks breakdown. I don't
want to bail tour. Thank you Kenny on the chances.
(48:28):
He wants to be the Captain of Allen's heart. He
wants to be the captain fun in the floating Fandango
of my Heart. I wonder if anybody has taught this
(48:49):
at piano lessons, you know, sit down.
Speaker 2 (48:52):
All right, Timmy.
Speaker 13 (48:53):
Today we're gonna play Captain of Her Heart by Dublay
and I want to see if you can you tired
of playing chopsticks, Let's see if we can play Captain
of her Heart and go from there. AnyWho, Thank you, Rob.
What a little trip down memory lane. That was the
Captain of Her Heart. It's a terrible The music is cool,
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like I said, it was a massive one hit wonder
for that band, but a terrible title, terrible lyrics, and
but it just it was in the right place at
the right time for that. For a song like that
sounded like that to be on the radio in nineteen
eighty five, it was nothing else that sounded like that.
(49:36):
So between the torque farts from the people getting colonoscopies
and the glen Fry and do Blay reminders it's been
as you might suspect for ac a big, big day,
a big day around these parts. If you want to
leave us messages, maybe you don't listen on the iHeartRadio apps.
(49:56):
Some people leave us messages there, but a lot of
people leave voicemails after hour's lines two, one, nine three.
Speaker 10 (50:05):
Al and hey, the show mark super early. I'm driving
deep into the mind. I'm listening to you complain or
talk about how you love dogs, and you say they
don't bother me. I don't bother that. Like who says
that about a relationship with dogs? He has a very
unusual relationship with animals, like your timidness and beta attitude?
Speaker 13 (50:28):
Or wait, well, why does he say that I'm timid?
Speaker 5 (50:31):
Don't?
Speaker 2 (50:31):
I don't know my timidness? Is that what he said?
Speaker 5 (50:34):
Yeah, I guess it's crazy.
Speaker 10 (50:37):
Like you see a squirrel and you're like, I give
it a wife birth. I don't know what that's doing
or what it's capable of, Like get a second road.
He's like, just live a little dude. You talk about
everyone's like, no.
Speaker 15 (50:46):
One's snatching up geese.
Speaker 9 (50:47):
I remember I was fishing on.
Speaker 10 (50:49):
A breakwall with my dad and the goose came up
at him by his neck. My dad grabbed him by
his neck and tossed him three feet to the left,
as nonchalant as he was moving a piece of old
fill your wood out of his way. He needs to
grow up and just start being the alpha of this group.
You're afraid of every little animal I walk by.
Speaker 13 (51:09):
I guess he thinks I'm afraid of animals. See, I
respect animals. That's why I give them a wide berth.
I was talking about a dog that was sitting next
to a guy who was really agonizing over picking up
post it notes.
Speaker 2 (51:21):
I wasn't I didn't know the dog. I wasn't going
to go up. And this guy seems like he really
wants animals, like he wants to impose his will on
animals that aren't bothering him either.
Speaker 13 (51:29):
Well, yeah, well that's funny, you know, apparent to him,
I'm a beta because I'm not grabbing geese by the neck, right.
But listen, I don't know. I don't know what to
tell you. I'm certainly not timid with animals. I mean,
I've run off plenty of animals if they're getting too
close to somewhere I don't want them to be. But well,
first of all, I always truckle the dudes. Who I
truckle it dudes who frame everything in alphas and betas right,
(51:51):
you give yourself whiplash from rolling your eyes. But okay,
but uh, those are the same dudes. I want to
talk to you about crypto. But my point was, try
grabbing a goose. This was all tied up with the
whole immigrants in Springfield. They're eating dogs and cats. And
there was a photo of a guy. It was a
black guy, a photo of him carrying a duck by
(52:11):
the neck or something, a goose, and of course it
made the rounds on social media saying, look, what's happening
in Springfield. Well it wasn't that at all. It was
actually a photo from Columbus, Ohio, and a car had
hit a couple of geese and the guy was moving
them off to the side of the road. But of
course that doesn't matter because it was used to purport
this nonsense up there in Springfield. Down there in Springfield,
(52:33):
I don't even know where Springfield is. And all I
said was, yeah, try grabbing a goose because they'll try
to kick your ass. So I don't know what this
dude's dad was doing grabbing a goose. Good for you,
But my point is that I'm not trying to get
in the way of animals. Why am I going to
get in an animal's face. It doesn't know me and
(52:55):
I don't know it. So but anyway, thank you for
the call. He seemed strangely angry over that whole thing
I saw. They unearthed a wooly rhino. It was completely
preserved in the perma frost. You know, climate change is
not going to laugh at and it will murder us
(53:15):
all eventually. But in the meantime, there's amazing things that
are going to be unleashed into the environment because things
are melting so rapidly. And after thirty two thousand years,
some Russian permafrost melted away and they found a fully
intact wooly rhinoceros. This is a long extinct animal. It
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looks exactly the way you think that it would. It's
a rhino covered in hair. Yeah, I mean, this is
the plot of the thing too. You know that the
ice melts away and it's not always going to be
extinct creatures that are coming out of the ice. Sometimes
it'll be bacteria. Sometimes it'll be things that we have
(54:04):
no kind of preparation or defense for but a wooly
rhino so well preserved in the Russian permafrost for thirty
two thousand years that the skin and the fur is
still intact. If you haven't seen any of the photos
going around online, I mean, this is I'll show to
you here. That is what is considered fully intact. But
(54:26):
that's pretty you know, it's not just bones. Is their
point preserved by the permafrost? Its Yeah, the wooly rhino
roamed eastern Siberia thirty thousand years ago, would have been
one of the largest herbivores during the Ice Age, and
(54:48):
it was known for its its large, fatty hump on
its back. So you know, I don't know if evolution
took care of that. I don't know what the purpose
that would have. But they dug out, you know, they
like they just recently found an eighteen thousand year old
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animal that they can't tell if it's like a puppy
or a wolf. So they're doing tests on well.
Speaker 2 (55:18):
They can't tell if it's a puppy or a wolf.
Speaker 13 (55:20):
Well, they're trying to figure out what this thing is.
This is the photo of this that came out of
the ice and they're trying to figure out fries dog
the genus.
Speaker 2 (55:30):
I guess of this. That's fries dog from Futurama. So
what it is? That's a frize dog?
Speaker 5 (55:36):
Hello, Ray, Hey, what's going guys?
Speaker 2 (55:40):
How are you?
Speaker 16 (55:40):
Ray?
Speaker 3 (55:42):
I'm doing well. I had a couple of actually the
theory that I helped co create about the ice age
and about Woolye Mahnmus.
Speaker 13 (55:50):
You you co created a theory. There are two of you,
more than one of you that needed Okay.
Speaker 2 (55:56):
Lay it on me.
Speaker 3 (55:59):
So basically we figured out that if they lived in
a muddy field, they'd be more likely to get out
of it than if they lived in a hard like
a hard pan surface. And we figured that out by
doing archaeology really and studying it. And yeah, that was
(56:20):
our big thing, and we we changed the picture on that.
We figured out that they were basically able to swim
through the mud.
Speaker 5 (56:27):
To get out.
Speaker 13 (56:28):
Ray, are you an archaeologist by trade?
Speaker 3 (56:32):
I studied it briefly.
Speaker 13 (56:33):
Yeah, okay, I was doing that. We worked on that,
and this is this is something that that is this
widely accepted now, how prevalent is this?
Speaker 3 (56:47):
This is one widely accepted now?
Speaker 13 (56:50):
Is it peer reviewed in a series of scientific journals.
Speaker 3 (56:56):
It has been yeah, okay, good recently, but over a
decade ago, gotcha.
Speaker 13 (57:02):
Okay, So just just a paraphrase again, they were more
likely to have been swimming through mud than to have
been on on land.
Speaker 3 (57:15):
No, it was that they thought that if wooly mammoths
were in a region in Siberia, wheah, they've been since
discovered that if they were in they found them and
they were in an area that they determined this is mud,
that they would have thought, okay, they sunk in the mud, basically, yeah,
and we figured out that no, they would, they would
be able to swim through it ice. And they didn't
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die from being in the mud. They died from something else.
Speaker 13 (57:40):
And so if they were discovering the mud, and so
that was that was a conclusion in and of itself,
or that was important to come to what other conclusion? No,
that was just a conclusion in an I see, all right,
and you and the other you and the other scientists.
Speaker 2 (57:54):
Share the credit on this.
Speaker 3 (57:57):
Yes, doctor Chow was the lead professor.
Speaker 13 (58:00):
Okay, so this isn't you don't get to you don't
get to call it the ray theory.
Speaker 3 (58:04):
Then no, I don't really think it has a conclusive theory.
All right, but doctor Chow, if you search doctor Chow Cambridge,
you can find it. You can find him. But I
have one quick question for you guys. Yes, there's a
comic from Cleveland named Ray de Vito who's a stand
(58:26):
up and I'm just wondering if you've ever heard of him.
He claims to know you, he said, he's been on
the show many times. I sometimes, you know, see his
his stuff in the news and in the media, and
I'm wondering, he's.
Speaker 5 (58:39):
That really true?
Speaker 13 (58:41):
He has he don't I wouldn't say no, no him.
He was on this show a long time ago, like
right after I came to Cleveland.
Speaker 2 (58:47):
I see my shows in Cleveland from time to time. Yeah,
they'll come and do my show, hi and try and stuff.
Speaker 13 (58:52):
I had him on at least once. Yeah, a long
time ago.
Speaker 5 (58:57):
Is he a big deal? Now?
Speaker 13 (58:59):
All right? Thank you, Ray, I appreciate it. So he's
got himself a theory about wooly mammoths. He and somebody
else co created a theory. Is that in accordance with
the scientific method?
Speaker 2 (59:16):
I don't know.
Speaker 13 (59:17):
I'm not a scientist. Hey, Tommy, Yes, Hi, Tommy Bill
You remember Tommy.
Speaker 2 (59:24):
Yes, Tommy from down there in southeastern Ohio. Yeah, what's up, Tommy?
Speaker 6 (59:32):
Well, barnes hipocas both started yesterday.
Speaker 2 (59:36):
Yep.
Speaker 13 (59:37):
Out in Sandusky. No, it's in Barnesville, Oh, Barnesville.
Speaker 2 (59:43):
Okay. And and what how is that explained that to us?
Speaker 6 (59:50):
Well, we have this king fossing way in on Wednesday
and someone from Mercer, Pennsylvania. He grew the pop get
at two thousand and ninety six pounds.
Speaker 5 (01:00:03):
Yep.
Speaker 13 (01:00:04):
This is the big Pumpkin festival. And are you do
you have your own pumpkin in this or you're just attending.
Speaker 2 (01:00:12):
We're at tending yep? Okay.
Speaker 13 (01:00:16):
Have you already been over there or you're going this weekend?
Speaker 6 (01:00:19):
Yeah, well we already been over there. I've been close
to the punkin festival.
Speaker 5 (01:00:24):
All right.
Speaker 13 (01:00:25):
Can you smell the pumpkins from your house?
Speaker 6 (01:00:29):
Well, smell the food tomorrow?
Speaker 5 (01:00:31):
Oh?
Speaker 13 (01:00:32):
Are they servon over there? Like elephant ears and stuff?
Speaker 2 (01:00:34):
Corn dogs, elevant.
Speaker 6 (01:00:36):
Ears, elevanteers, corn dogs, tacos. Yeah, let's see here, beef
the noodles, chicken and noodles.
Speaker 2 (01:00:45):
What else?
Speaker 6 (01:00:46):
Cowsman Rebbi sandwiches.
Speaker 13 (01:00:48):
So if somebody's like I want a meat and noodles.
They've got a couple of options. Yeah yeah, all right,
So will you go over there every day of the
Barnesville Pumpkin Festival.
Speaker 6 (01:01:01):
Yes, yes, it's a matter of fact. I'm in the
pumpkin parade tomorrow.
Speaker 7 (01:01:04):
Oh you are?
Speaker 13 (01:01:05):
Will you be in costume or it's just your Are
you waving to people or are you walking or on
a float?
Speaker 6 (01:01:10):
It's it's for my workplace at McDonald's.
Speaker 2 (01:01:14):
Gotcha.
Speaker 13 (01:01:15):
Okay, So McDonald's has a float in the Pumpkin Festival.
Speaker 2 (01:01:19):
Yes, parade? Okay.
Speaker 6 (01:01:22):
And yesterday, me and Stephan my boyfriend.
Speaker 2 (01:01:25):
We want boyfriend? I hate a second.
Speaker 13 (01:01:29):
You just broke a lot of hearts. Tommy was Stephan?
Your boyfriend?
Speaker 2 (01:01:33):
Is his last name? Or tell.
Speaker 3 (01:01:36):
No?
Speaker 5 (01:01:36):
No?
Speaker 2 (01:01:36):
Okay, all right, name Carlow. Well that's fine, we don't.
It's just okay. So you and Stephan are going to
be in the parade.
Speaker 6 (01:01:47):
Well, I'm gonna be in the parade. He's gonna watch it.
Speaker 13 (01:01:50):
He's gonna watch and he's gonna root for you. He's
gonna go that's my girl right there.
Speaker 2 (01:01:55):
Yeah.
Speaker 22 (01:01:55):
Yeah.
Speaker 6 (01:01:56):
And also we were in we were in the talent
show last night.
Speaker 5 (01:02:00):
We won.
Speaker 2 (01:02:02):
What was your talent.
Speaker 6 (01:02:05):
I sang I of the Tiger while he was walking
like clober Lane.
Speaker 2 (01:02:10):
From Okay, good, So you were singing Eye of the Tiger.
Speaker 13 (01:02:17):
Yeah, would you care to perform any of it for us?
Speaker 2 (01:02:21):
Right now?
Speaker 13 (01:02:21):
I hate to put you on the spot, but I
love it. Yeah.
Speaker 6 (01:02:25):
It's like I see, I of the Tiger is the
through that fight, sizing up to challenge, to arrive and
blossom fire.
Speaker 13 (01:02:39):
Really, Tommy, are.
Speaker 2 (01:02:46):
You doing do I of the Tiger?
Speaker 8 (01:02:51):
Well?
Speaker 6 (01:02:51):
I got up.
Speaker 2 (01:02:55):
You're kind of glass.
Speaker 22 (01:02:56):
I get it.
Speaker 13 (01:02:56):
You're you're you're playing with the lyrics. You're making it
your own, aren't you.
Speaker 6 (01:03:01):
Well I wrote the lyrics on a notebook.
Speaker 2 (01:03:03):
Okay, I won't miss it.
Speaker 6 (01:03:05):
Yeah, but we got we got a truphy and we
split twenty dollars.
Speaker 13 (01:03:10):
Oh, you split twenty dollars? All right, So it's a
real fifty to fifty relationship.
Speaker 2 (01:03:13):
Then it's a real fifty fifty relationship.
Speaker 13 (01:03:17):
He's with me right now, gotcha?
Speaker 5 (01:03:21):
All right?
Speaker 2 (01:03:21):
The weekend with me? Gotcha?
Speaker 7 (01:03:24):
All right?
Speaker 13 (01:03:24):
Well, listen, don't do anything I wouldn't do. That's a
very short list. But have a good time, okay.
Speaker 6 (01:03:30):
Yeah, And I'm going in toltails tomorrow too.
Speaker 13 (01:03:34):
Okay, we'll have fun at the Pumpkin Festival and enjoy
the parade. All right, Tommy, there's Tommy who's out there
in Barnesville, Ohio where they're having their sixtieth annual Pumpkin Festival.
And that rendition of Eye the Tiger. I'll tell you what,
there's not a dry eye in the house. His first
(01:03:56):
marriage didn't work out. He caught her texting in their
show Sounds Like You Deserved.
Speaker 22 (01:04:02):
It's Allen Coxe set in w m MS.
Speaker 7 (01:04:23):
Down on the West Coast. Stick is you'll not drinker
and You'll not playing st Coach gets a feeling, you know.
Speaker 13 (01:04:43):
Lana del Rey, Yeah, yeah, this is about ten years back.
She did an album called Ultra Violence. I think it's
her biggest one to date. Dan Auerbach of the Black
Keys produced it. And she was getting a lot of
heat because people called her like a rich girl and
she was an industry plan and blah blah blah.
Speaker 2 (01:05:01):
I saw her at.
Speaker 13 (01:05:02):
Austin City Limits and I was transfixed.
Speaker 2 (01:05:06):
She was so good.
Speaker 13 (01:05:09):
But and I think she's foxy, and you know, she's
real good that what she does. And she has gotten married.
She's off the market.
Speaker 14 (01:05:18):
Voice.
Speaker 2 (01:05:19):
Oh, she's see if she married. She married a guy
she met.
Speaker 13 (01:05:25):
A few years ago who is an airboat captain in
Louisiana who gives like gator tours.
Speaker 2 (01:05:33):
This this gives hope to every a revealer too, about
when they got engaged or something. Yeah, I think we
talked about this. Okay, we might have. I don't know
that that.
Speaker 13 (01:05:44):
Yeah, Lona Delray, God bless her because I mean she's
she's had some stuff going on. She's had some she
was taking a lot of heat because I think she
gained a lot of weight and I don't know what
it was. But Lana Delray, she hasn't been super prolific
over the past couple of years. I just think that
she got so much negativity thrown at her for what
(01:06:05):
she was trying to do, and most of it was
not deserved. Because I was kind of in that camp too.
Speaker 2 (01:06:12):
Again.
Speaker 13 (01:06:12):
I saw her about ten years ago in Austin and
it was the year of the eminem headlined ACL and
she was on the right before him, and so everybody
was really curious and I was kind of in that
camp or I kind of rolled my eyes.
Speaker 2 (01:06:26):
But boy was she good.
Speaker 13 (01:06:27):
She was just fantastic and This album is probably her
high water mark. But she married a guy named Jeremy
dufrayin who is she's thirty nine and he's a little
bit older than that, I think. And they got married
in des A lamand Louisiana where he runs alligator tours
(01:06:48):
on the Bayou. And who knows, this might be a
it might be over in a matter of months. But
this gives hope to every regular du dude who's like, oh,
I could get her star because I mean, she just
met him a few years ago. She was down there
(01:07:08):
and he's he's a regular dude, and now they're married.
Good for them. Of Course, the headlines are all like
shock wedding is not a shock to them, the people
who were actually in it, right, it's a shock, like
(01:07:28):
we all had to be apprized of what's going on
in her personal life. But this guy operates some very
popular swamp boat tours.
Speaker 2 (01:07:39):
He's the Lana del reyo swamp That's what I'm saying. Yeah,
And her real name's Lizzie Grant Share.
Speaker 13 (01:07:47):
Her stage name is Lana del Rey But I mean
some of the early criticisms she got was that she's
I think her dad's crazy rich or something, and that he,
you know, paid for her to get famous. But I'm like,
that's not how things work. You know, we'd all be
taking out loans if you could pay to get famous.
And she kind of started more of a singer songwritery
(01:08:07):
type of thing, you know, but playing coffeehouses, sitting on
a stool. But she kind of found her niche. I mean,
she was right place, right time, and so I think
Lana del Rey is just delightful. And they got married.
Speaker 2 (01:08:22):
I guess the Gator guy in Louisiana shockingly real big
Trump guy? Oh is he? Yeah, that's what I've been told.
Speaker 13 (01:08:32):
Well, listen, the guy's running gator boat tours in Louisiana.
So that's probably not a huge heap, you know. All well,
but it might have nothing to do with you know,
there's all kinds of people who get together and they
just don't talk politics. Or maybe she's into Trump too,
I don't know, but these two crazy kids. She is
reportedly worth thirty million dollars. I don't know how she
(01:08:53):
would possibly be worth that much money, but good for
her if that's the case. And this dude's probably doing
fine too. He's the big he's the big alligator tour
guide guy down there. They exchange vows by the water
and the same bayou where he operates his popular.
Speaker 2 (01:09:10):
Swamp boat tours. And so what's the matter with that
she's wearing a big dress. They're happy, They're happy.
Speaker 13 (01:09:16):
Yes, her husband is a Louisiana native and divorced father
of three.
Speaker 2 (01:09:24):
Boy, imagine that if you have the accent, that's all
does he have? Like the Cajun accident?
Speaker 13 (01:09:28):
I guarantee do you take this woman to be her
lawfully with ashall till death to you.
Speaker 2 (01:09:36):
I make my soup. What are you having on your menu? Soup?
I want my gut of boots. I hope he does.
I hope he's got like a Cajun lilt, because he
cleans up good too.
Speaker 5 (01:09:51):
You know.
Speaker 13 (01:09:52):
The photos of them are like he's in the camo
hoodie and the hat and all that, you know, in
the Oakley's. But then when when they go out, somewhere's
photos of them going to some I like event and
he's got a suit on. And frankly, I hope that
this gets the attention it deserves. For two people in
(01:10:16):
twenty twenty four, and love's a crazy thing, but two
people in twenty twenty four, who it's probably safe to say,
come from very different, you know, backgrounds, but they they
put all that aside and now they're together. This is
the first time that Lana del Rey has been married.
Speaker 2 (01:10:39):
But I'll tell you what there is.
Speaker 13 (01:10:42):
And you divorced people know this for people who want
to be married again, and not everybody does. When I
got divorced, I said, I am never ever doing this again,
because you're in the you know, they talk about how
divorce is like a death right. I mean, the mental anguish,
an emotional trauma from a divorce is second only to
(01:11:05):
like a physical death, and so we're going through that.
You'd be hard pressed to find a person alive who
gets divorced and then goes man, I can't wait to
get right back in it.
Speaker 2 (01:11:14):
Some people do, but.
Speaker 13 (01:11:20):
There is also kind of an unspoken thing with divorced
people to see who's gonna get hooked up first, who's
going to find something good first, And whether you want
to admit it or not, it's in there.
Speaker 2 (01:11:33):
It's in your brain.
Speaker 13 (01:11:35):
And imagine introducing your ex wife to La del Rey.
You know, she might not even know who she is,
you know what I mean. It's not like she's a
household name, but that'd be pretty wild. Hey, honey, I
guess you wouldn't call your expct.
Speaker 2 (01:11:53):
Honey. Hey, hey, I got I.
Speaker 13 (01:11:56):
Need to tell you something because they have three kids,
right he is this is the accent I need no, No,
he's got the accent. Oh yeah, I'm playing the guy. Yeah, okay,
I need a top. I need a Talio samp. I
(01:12:17):
get a Marod.
Speaker 2 (01:12:20):
To remember when you an our mallet what we're walking
down Owl? Remember we're walking down ow. They said you
taking it? I guarantee I do. I get a Marit again.
Getting in the bayou a lot of that. You should
(01:12:42):
be the one playing gambit. I get a Mariatum chant
Tate's got nothing I made.
Speaker 5 (01:12:56):
Uh huh.
Speaker 2 (01:12:58):
And so you in introduce your kids. Here's your step mom,
Lana del Rey, because I want you to meet your
new mama. You call it Lana, you call it mama.
Speaker 13 (01:13:16):
So good for them. Boy, I'll tell you what anyway.
And this guy, he's a regular dude, right so now
he is going to be in the mix meeting other people.
He's already met Travis Kelcey and Taylor Swift. I mean
that would be some culture shock too. That's part of
(01:13:36):
your life. Now, honey, we what do we do?
Speaker 5 (01:13:41):
What do we do?
Speaker 2 (01:13:41):
It? This a weekend, We're going to.
Speaker 13 (01:13:46):
A Chiefs game.
Speaker 2 (01:13:47):
But you know I'm a Saints fan. You know I'm
follow the Saints. Yeah, well, mazel Top. Hey, Randy, Oh, Randy,
I'm sorry, I'm your Alan. Yeah, hello, Bill.
Speaker 9 (01:14:04):
Yeah, so you made a great point about these people
criticizing Lana del Rey, saying like, oh, she had this
rich dad. You said, that's not how it works, because
I would say money can buy someone temporary note writing
and fame, but not lasting fame, let alone success, and
they're given field as an actress or in this case,
a singer. Because I bring up two names to you, Allen,
(01:14:26):
Angeline and Pia Zadora.
Speaker 13 (01:14:30):
Both of those, Yeah, I remember Pia's Adoor. Angeline was
the girl that was on all the LA billboards and yeah.
Speaker 9 (01:14:36):
Yeah, featured in the Moonlighting Introy. Yeah, Angeline was this woman.
Speaker 13 (01:14:41):
You guys can look her up.
Speaker 9 (01:14:42):
As Alan said, she was on the LA billboards and
she thought like, well, she did make herself famous, but
she never became a famous actress or really got any
acting roles that I know of. And then Pia Zadora.
She was in Santa Claus Congress the Martians as a
child actress back in the early nineteen sixties, late fifties
whenever that, and she had married some rich guy and
(01:15:03):
she ended up winning one of the early Golden Raspberry
Awards for Worst Picture, Worst Actress where I think it's
The Lonely Lady Circle nineteen eighty two. So you're like, yeah,
she had her moment there for a while where she
was on Entertainment Tonight at least once a week, and
you know, will she break through and become a movie stars?
Like no, kind of like a weird footnote, you know.
Speaker 2 (01:15:24):
Yeah, I mean money, Thank you, Randy.
Speaker 13 (01:15:26):
Money can buy you access, but it's obviously not going
to necessarily buy you continued success. Now, Alana Delray comes
from money. Her parents send her to boarding school at
fourteen to get her sober, so that's where she was
kind of coming from. So she's lived a life. She
(01:15:46):
majored in philosophy at Fordham and got into music from there.
But good for her.
Speaker 2 (01:15:54):
Down there, and here's my beautiful life. We're going on
to get off get a tour. Yeah, girl, here, come down.
All names Moses was a cajon. He lived byself in
in the swamp, the honted alligator. But did you knock
him in the head?
Speaker 13 (01:16:14):
Which is not this what she walked on there called James.
Speaker 2 (01:16:20):
Legal nalligator down inside oh swamp. Everybody being his old man,
we're making him mean as a sneaking late great cherry Riggs.
This is what the boy heard, Daddy, would you him?
Alligator be tyro riding pace for women to.
Speaker 23 (01:16:36):
Swamp alligator beading, And by you, I'm about quart it
nine in the southeast to the door.
Speaker 7 (01:16:45):
Who's in on.
Speaker 2 (01:16:47):
Live a man called Doc Mill south Pennstry.
Speaker 4 (01:16:50):
He was.
Speaker 2 (01:16:52):
Well, the raised of a sun that could eat up
his bed and grocery. Is he a man off to
a man of the cloth? Call him Amos Mos? Why
did the ray should cover Amos? Moses by Jerry has
a love letter to the hospitals are now South Louisiana.
Said Amos with the hell of a man, he could
trap the biggest, the venus delligator, and just use one hand.
(01:17:14):
That's all we got little go alligate him.
Speaker 3 (01:17:16):
It is.
Speaker 2 (01:17:19):
That, don't concrete up to the.
Speaker 23 (01:17:23):
Where the sheriff got be that Amos was in the
swamp time of alligator skin.
Speaker 2 (01:17:28):
So we're still get in the swamp, got to get
the boy, but he never come out again. Well, I
wonder where the Louisiana shelf went to? Where you can
still get lost with all our men and women in uniform.
Speaker 5 (01:17:42):
I've been a life lar fan twenty years of military.
Come back a sign.
Speaker 10 (01:17:46):
Your afternoons show.
Speaker 2 (01:17:48):
Is horrible thanks from the Allen Cox Show. Horrible on
one hundred point seven w mms decide love him.
Speaker 13 (01:18:25):
Oh, what a great song, what a great album, meredon.
I'm at first perfect circle record from Well it'll be
twenty five years old when they.
Speaker 2 (01:18:34):
Come through to perform for your next spring. So so
so good.
Speaker 13 (01:18:41):
People knew Tool at the time, but they were like,
oh this would be like a Tool and the cure
had a baby man. We loved it, loved it, loved it,
loved it. Hey, Mary Santoris back in the mix. How
to go out there? Tell me is mush?
Speaker 2 (01:19:02):
Yeah? What else is new?
Speaker 5 (01:19:04):
Hell?
Speaker 2 (01:19:12):
I know where my bread is buttered.
Speaker 12 (01:19:15):
I was up against the three pm deadline today, I know,
got it done, came in here now and then I have.
Speaker 13 (01:19:23):
Three shows after this, so three of them.
Speaker 2 (01:19:25):
Long day.
Speaker 13 (01:19:28):
I've been up since eight, Alan working, I took a
shower this morning. May okay to me, Alan Cox, You
know he took a shower before after you got up
before I took a shower in bed, in bed. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (01:19:43):
Something should have meant that. Yeah, shower you can take
in bed. It's just like you know, you you wrap
your right huh No, I mean like a full on shower. Yeah,
shower bed, shower bed.
Speaker 13 (01:19:58):
I've laid down in the tub before.
Speaker 2 (01:20:00):
Yeah, but that's like to cry. I am a total
that lays down.
Speaker 13 (01:20:04):
You what a tub that lays down? You have a
tub that lays now?
Speaker 2 (01:20:08):
I am a tub?
Speaker 5 (01:20:09):
Oh you are?
Speaker 13 (01:20:12):
I say, he's the one who knocks. How did last
night go? It was really good?
Speaker 12 (01:20:17):
So I had a couple sets at the stand last night, yep,
and Luis c K dropped in. So he drops in
and bumps the show around, which is gonna happen. He's
working on new stuff. He did like twenty five minutes
and they were like, he's not going to do ten.
I was like, yeah, right, it's never only ten. I
have never seen a famous comedian drop in and only
do ten. Good please do some of it was incredible, like,
(01:20:41):
oh my God, you know, you forget how much you
love Louis if you haven't watched him. And then some
of it was absolute trash because he's working on because
he's working on it and that's just the way that
it goes. But he even acknowledged it and he's like, yeah,
that one sucks, and then he would like move on
to the next one or whatever. But he went up
and he did like twenty five minutes, and then Mark
Norman went up after him, and Mark Norman destroyed and
(01:21:03):
then I went up after Mark Norman and I had
a very very good set, so it felt it felt
really good to have that kind of that be the
succession for it to go Louis and then Mark and
then me, and there was no dipping energy, so it
was like it was a very very good feeling. Yeah,
basically like oh my god, I'm like a comic, like
(01:21:24):
this is crazy.
Speaker 13 (01:21:25):
What can we do with?
Speaker 7 (01:21:26):
Hey?
Speaker 13 (01:21:26):
Look at we do?
Speaker 2 (01:21:26):
What I've been doing?
Speaker 5 (01:21:27):
Hey?
Speaker 13 (01:21:27):
Look at this?
Speaker 5 (01:21:29):
Yeah?
Speaker 13 (01:21:29):
So who had to follow you after me?
Speaker 12 (01:21:33):
Mike Vecchio? I mean, it was an incredible line up
last night. So it was Mike Vecchione after me, and
then after him was a dude from l A named.
Oh god, he's big on the internet.
Speaker 5 (01:21:47):
Bill.
Speaker 13 (01:21:47):
We saw him when he came to the Hilarity is
his skinny Trevor Wallace. Trevor Wallace.
Speaker 2 (01:21:52):
Was just in here. Yeah, originally from Youngstown.
Speaker 13 (01:21:57):
Oh that's right, Trevor Wallace. And then and the hots, the.
Speaker 2 (01:22:04):
The what because he's he's an attractive guy and he's
like us, the hots, the the attractives. Who Trevor.
Speaker 13 (01:22:12):
No, No, Trevor is a Chicago comic.
Speaker 12 (01:22:15):
I think no, he's from La Trember Wallace crazy. I'm
one hundred percent positive this. We told me last night,
all right, and then Marcelo Hernandez came by, so it was, yeah,
like just a bunch.
Speaker 13 (01:22:28):
Of people stopping in and doing.
Speaker 2 (01:22:30):
Two and a half hours.
Speaker 12 (01:22:31):
He did not do two and a half hours. I
actually left before he went on, but yeah, it was
a I like passed him when he was walking. I
was walking out and he was walking in. It was
a really really good time last night, and yep, three
more tonight.
Speaker 13 (01:22:44):
It's all downhill from here, dude, I'm tired. Nodded on
myself there after I.
Speaker 12 (01:22:53):
Sent in the writing package that was do it three.
I sat there and I was like, I feel like,
I want to throw up, like.
Speaker 2 (01:22:58):
My brain and I text my and how is she
expected to take multiple naps?
Speaker 5 (01:23:02):
Bill?
Speaker 13 (01:23:03):
I can't with all this work. It's ridiculous.
Speaker 2 (01:23:06):
How where are you going to get your priorities? Do
you want to be a writer?
Speaker 13 (01:23:10):
You want to When are you going to get your
two A days in the nap sector.
Speaker 12 (01:23:15):
I text my friend who she's worked on several shows,
and I was like, dude, is it this?
Speaker 9 (01:23:20):
Is it?
Speaker 13 (01:23:21):
This intense?
Speaker 12 (01:23:21):
Because I guess they send out these packets. Packets are
kind of like an application, but you have to write. Basically,
you're writing three pages of jokes. Yeah, just so they can,
you know, in the voice of whoever the host.
Speaker 13 (01:23:33):
Is and whatever.
Speaker 12 (01:23:35):
And they send them out purposely with less than forty
eight hours.
Speaker 13 (01:23:38):
If, by the way, if any of these hosts are Cajun,
send them to me and I'll be able to.
Speaker 2 (01:23:42):
Write miss Allen doing some real good cage fantastic.
Speaker 12 (01:23:45):
Oh well, for sure, I'll send you the next packet
that I get that's looking for a Cajun writer, a
right Cajun writer. But yeah, they send them out on
purpose with late notice because a lot of these TV
shows are every single night, so They're like, we need
to know that you can write quick quickly. Yeah, so
(01:24:06):
I got that pack at Wednesday night and it was
due today at three.
Speaker 13 (01:24:10):
But like homework, it's.
Speaker 12 (01:24:12):
Kind of Yeah, it's like homework, except if you get
a good grade, you get two.
Speaker 13 (01:24:15):
Hundred and fifty thousand dollars.
Speaker 5 (01:24:16):
There it is.
Speaker 13 (01:24:17):
Yeah, so that's kind of what we're open for. There,
you go squared away in here.
Speaker 2 (01:24:24):
All right, there to go.
Speaker 13 (01:24:28):
Well, let's see who's dialing in on the app here,
Alan Cox, you done messed up eating his phone?
Speaker 24 (01:24:37):
No, all right, Alan Cox, you done messed up again, buddy.
He had Dick from Dayton on the show yesterday, and
you neglected to ask him about the goddamn vampire problem
down there in Dayton.
Speaker 2 (01:24:53):
When you know what's going on?
Speaker 24 (01:24:55):
Hate the show?
Speaker 2 (01:24:57):
Love you by?
Speaker 13 (01:24:58):
Did I forgot? We're talking about the Dayton, Ohio as
part of some documentary where there's a coven, and uh,
I said, next name Dick calls, I'm gonna ask him
about the I did I forgot? That's on me. Oh
what if he's in it?
Speaker 5 (01:25:14):
But I'll come. How about that?
Speaker 13 (01:25:17):
That's his answer? Mary Hey, Speaking of vampires. Roseanne Barr
wants you to know that she is not crazy. And
the way that she's convincing you of that is by
being bat shimp shim, that shimp crazy, always that shimp crazy.
Speaker 2 (01:25:45):
Uh.
Speaker 13 (01:25:45):
She is on or or made an appearance. I don't
know if you've seen this clip. Tucker Carlson is doing
some tour. He's playing to half empty theaters.
Speaker 2 (01:25:55):
I don't know what it is, but it's a little.
Speaker 13 (01:25:58):
Sit down thing and he had Roseanne at one of
his stops. And you know, things are wild when Tucker
Carlson doesn't know what to say, when he is having
a hard time keeping up with the nonsense that's that's
happening on stage, and so Roseanne and again this is
not some new development. For whatever reason, Roseanne has been
(01:26:20):
this way for a while. She's fully in the in
the tank for Trump. Thinks that everybody else is a
demon from hell. And you know, and people always say
the same thing. You know, they're kind of very dismissive.
They're like, what does she offer meds? It's like, yes,
she is very much off her meds.
Speaker 5 (01:26:37):
Now.
Speaker 13 (01:26:38):
She is a woman who has you know, she had
traumatic brain injury a long time ago to so I'm
sure that's got something to do with it. But she
wants people to know that she is not crazy.
Speaker 2 (01:26:55):
Do you know they eat babies? Boh.
Speaker 13 (01:26:59):
I'll give you some context for those of you who
might not understand when she says, day, you know what
she means, Bill, Liberals, Democrats, the lizards.
Speaker 2 (01:27:11):
The baby eaters, right, vegan soy boys, baby, They can't
make up their minds.
Speaker 13 (01:27:18):
The one dude calls I'm a beta because I'm not
choking geese to death. Uh yeah, vegan, soy boys.
Speaker 2 (01:27:26):
You know they eat babies. That is not bullsh It's true.
Speaker 13 (01:27:32):
So it's not just the dogs and the cats, not
just the pets.
Speaker 25 (01:27:36):
It's not just the dogs and the cats. They're full
on vampires. And everybody still thinks I'm crazy, But I'm
not crazy.
Speaker 2 (01:27:46):
They're full on vampires.
Speaker 25 (01:27:49):
They love the taste of human flesh, and.
Speaker 2 (01:27:52):
They drink human blood.
Speaker 25 (01:27:54):
They do jump by the time we go into vote
for Trump, that he will open up everybody's eyes and
they will stop pretending to be asleep.
Speaker 2 (01:28:06):
You know what they say.
Speaker 25 (01:28:07):
You can't waite people up that are pretending to be asleep.
But I pray to God, please wake up even those
who are pretending to be asleep with the irrefutable truth
of what the worst people on this planet are really
up to.
Speaker 2 (01:28:25):
They are really up to that they're doing it. There
are so many victims, there are so many Listen, she's
getting applause, going on and on and on.
Speaker 13 (01:28:38):
So Roseanne wants you to know she is not crazy.
They are just vampires who are eating I'm a little.
Speaker 2 (01:28:48):
Just like a.
Speaker 13 (01:28:52):
Stuffed underneath the board here. And this is why everybody
I know vomits in their own own shirt when Republicans
get up there and go Democrats need to tone down
the rhetoric. Also, Democrats eat babies and drink human blood.
Speaker 2 (01:29:10):
That's why I'm so fascinated is the wrong word. And
confused doesn't really work either.
Speaker 13 (01:29:17):
But Roseanne because when you see her in other forums,
I know, you guys don't like Bill Maher, but she
did his podcast maybe six seven months ago, and they
go way back. I mean they started in the clubs
together or whatever, you know. But he's kind of like,
you know, you're are you okay or you whatever, And
(01:29:39):
she's talking to him like a normal person. And you know,
she has a lot of people she's worked with and friends,
you know, Whitney Cummings wrote on Roseanne when they rebooted it,
and Norm wrote on Roseanne in the original show, and
John Goodman and Laurie Metcalf. These are all people who
are still friends with her and are like, we want
(01:30:01):
what's best for her, and they're all still kind of
interacting with her because I guess around them, she's not
doing this. So I'm really fascinated by what exactly is
happening there. Well, because nobody thinks these things. Nobody actually
(01:30:22):
thinks these things. You don't think she believes it.
Speaker 2 (01:30:26):
For as long as all.
Speaker 13 (01:30:27):
Of this QAnon mega nonsense has now been a part
of American life, you'd think there would be one piece
of evidence, there would be something video audio, Give me one,
show me one, you show me one something where they're like, oh,
(01:30:52):
look at this person is eating a baby right there. No,
nobody actually believes this stuff. And again, like Roseanne is,
you know, it's the one thing people aren't saying about
her is she's torpedoing her career, you know. I mean
that ship has kind of sailed, so she's doing it
if she wants to do. But there's such a Jekyll
and Hide thing with her that I don't understand it.
(01:31:14):
Like her last stand up special was streaming on the
Fox streaming thing. That's where like comedians who go cookie,
you know, Rob Schneider, and but when you hear her
talk to other people guys like Bill Maher, John Goodman
or you know whatever, she's not that person.
Speaker 2 (01:31:35):
So I'm so you said you ran into her at
Skankfast last year and you said she was.
Speaker 13 (01:31:40):
Kind of she was on this.
Speaker 12 (01:31:42):
Yeah, this so Jesus in all kinds of crazy. It's
the Holocaust. Yeah, it was just a kind of a
mess of everything. Right, Yeah, it's so strange to me.
Speaker 13 (01:31:53):
But I didn't talk to her one on one at all.
Speaker 5 (01:31:55):
Right.
Speaker 12 (01:31:58):
I guess my thing is if she actually believes it.
Here's where I I fall when it comes to crazy stuff.
If people truly truly believe it in their heart, even
if it's not true, if they really believe this is.
Speaker 13 (01:32:13):
The truth, I don't know if I fault them for
saying it out loud.
Speaker 12 (01:32:18):
Like my brothers are staunchly against abortion because they believe
in their heart abortion is murder and it's wrong. So
they say, hey, I don't believe people should be able
to have an abortion because I believe you're killing a
child and that should be illegal.
Speaker 13 (01:32:32):
And I can't fault someone.
Speaker 4 (01:32:34):
No that I understand. That's rude saying that's rooted that
is rooted in a logic. Sure, right again, sure this
isn't rooted in logic.
Speaker 12 (01:32:45):
But if she truly, truly believes it, Like, if this
is her truth, can we I don't know, can you
come against her?
Speaker 5 (01:32:53):
Right?
Speaker 2 (01:32:53):
But her truth is not the truth.
Speaker 13 (01:32:57):
But then you could say that nobody's truth is the truth. Well, no,
there are some some people who believe in things that happen,
and that is the truth they believe in coincides with
the truth. So listen, and I get that Tucker Carlson
was trying to be funny there, so it's not just
the dogs and the cuts, huh. But she was deadly serious,
so she wasn't screwing around. And it really kind of
(01:33:17):
sucks because you're like, well, Roseanne Barr is a comedian.
Speaker 2 (01:33:21):
It would be fun if she was funny.
Speaker 13 (01:33:26):
I mean, irrespective of what you think, you know, it
would be fun if a comedian was being funny.
Speaker 2 (01:33:32):
You might not like everything they're doing.
Speaker 13 (01:33:34):
But she's not even tempering her comments with like tongue
in cheek type stuff. She's not even being jokey about that.
She just is like, they're eating babies, they're drinking human
there's no way you believe that. You just don't because
one person could go, how do you know this? I
(01:33:56):
just know it's what you get from a lot of
people who talk about this kind of stuff. I just
do or I I sure feel like that. It's like, okay, well,
but to be like, I'm not. Everybody thinks I'm crazy,
but I'm not crazy And that's not a fun word
to throw around, but it's pretty wild. I'm curious what
(01:34:19):
Tucker Carlson thought he was gonna get by bringing her out.
And again, that is a little clip.
Speaker 2 (01:34:26):
I mean, she might have there might have been a
switch flipped over the course of her entire sit down
with them where they were maybe they were joking around.
Speaker 13 (01:34:34):
I don't know. She also knows that a crowd like
that's gonna eat that stuff up if you'll part like yeah, so,
I don't know. It's it's very very interesting to me.
Speaker 2 (01:34:49):
I mean, you know.
Speaker 13 (01:34:52):
Because a lot of people you can see there, you
can see their through line. What they're saying is ridiculous.
But if you were to be like, well, how do
you know this? They go, well, it's all over Facebook. Okay,
well that's where the logic ends, because if that's where you're,
you know, getting your information, then that's where the logic ends.
(01:35:12):
But when you talk about your brother and like, they're
against abortion because they believe it's killing a baby, what,
I understand that logic. You know, my parents were single
issue voters. Yeah, which which of the candidates is the
pro life candidate, didn't matter whatever else was going on.
I understand that. I don't agree with it. It's when
(01:35:37):
you take it to this ridiculous extreme, because you can
with just logic, you know, talking about your brother's point
of view, that's something that reasonable people can understand. But
when you move it to they're killing babies after birth,
(01:36:00):
No they're not. That's murder after the No, they're like that,
Like during the debate when that anchor lady was like,
there isn't a state in the Union that lets you
kill a baby after it's born. So you know, that's
why you know, everybody was freaking out over Bernie Moreno
talking about women over fifty shouldn't you know, be worried
(01:36:22):
about abortioner, it's weird that you think that, you know,
because that's how those guys think. Well, if it doesn't
involve me directly, it doesn't matter. I don't care if
it doesn't affect me. And then people go, well, then
why do you have an opinion on it? You're a
dude over fifty. Why do you have an opinion on it?
Speaker 2 (01:36:41):
Because he's running for office and he's trying to fish
where he thinks the fish are. But yeah, the Roseanne
things very strange to me. I don't know, I don't
know what they think they're going to get out.
Speaker 13 (01:36:55):
Of Listen, that's that's uh, that's a crowd that is
going to be sympathetic to you. You know, you're preaching
the choir there. But she wants you to know she's
not crazy.
Speaker 12 (01:37:10):
Is there a chance she was not talking about Democrats
and she was talking about the Haitians in Springfield?
Speaker 13 (01:37:16):
No, because she said this stuff before. These are the
worst people on earth? Like really, I mean, I know
a lot of mega people and I think what they
believe is utter nonsense. But I don't think they're the
worst people on the earth. You know, they're not working
(01:37:38):
for some corporation that's poisoning the planet while getting us
to look at each other and feel like, you know,
try arguing with each other all the time. So yeah,
I don't know, I didn't see the whole interview. Yeah,
(01:37:58):
because you know, I had just had lunch.
Speaker 2 (01:38:02):
Now you can enjoy that sickening middle of the night.
What am I gonna do with my life?
Speaker 16 (01:38:07):
Feeling in the.
Speaker 7 (01:38:08):
Afternoon, feeling one.
Speaker 22 (01:38:12):
Mm.
Speaker 13 (01:38:22):
Guardians will start up their last series of the regular
season tonight right here at Home three against the Houston Astros.
It's a seven to ten start. We'll get out of
here a little bit before that, makeway for Guardians Live pregame,
and then a week from tomorrow they will begin their
(01:38:45):
postseason run.
Speaker 2 (01:38:46):
That's going to be the fifth and the seventh.
Speaker 13 (01:38:48):
First two games will be here at Progressive Field, and
what an exciting time for Guardians fans worldwide.
Speaker 2 (01:38:58):
An exciting time.
Speaker 13 (01:39:00):
A Sunday, I'm gonna be in Lakewood for the next
Cocks out pregame. We'll pivot from baseball to football, the
Browns around the road, and so I'll be set up.
We're doing the bud Light a football thing. And what
this does is it could get you to Las Vegas
because we're going to get one winner from this area.
(01:39:21):
The bud Light Football Face Off Tournament. Are you good
at It's like Papa shot, but with the football.
Speaker 2 (01:39:27):
In the hole.
Speaker 13 (01:39:27):
Yeah, it ain't easy, boy, but some people really lock
in and are killing it. And so one person from
all of our appearances be going to Vegas and then
you'll compete against everybody else around the country, and one
person goes to the big Game.
Speaker 2 (01:39:45):
In New Orleans.
Speaker 13 (01:39:49):
And so, uh, Sunday three thirty to five thirty is
where you'll find me at the Lakewood Truck Park. I
haven't been over there in a minute. And then we
have two in a row. So next Sunday, the sixth,
I'll be in Strongsville a place called the Local Bar
for the Cox Out pregame. So you'll find the schedule
(01:40:11):
of all of them at Alancoxshow dot com at the
contest page there. And I'd love to have you out there.
Speaking of Lakewood, this made me feel good?
Speaker 2 (01:40:24):
Where is that? Somebody sent me the story?
Speaker 4 (01:40:28):
Oh?
Speaker 13 (01:40:30):
Lakewood is inviting gen xers and baby boomers to participate
in Active Aging Week.
Speaker 2 (01:40:43):
Uh, look, you're doing it right now.
Speaker 13 (01:40:50):
The annual Active Aging Week Pickleball challenges society's negative perceptions
of aging by let me get through it by demonstrating
that individuals over fifty can thrive in all aspects of
life over fifty. Please set up a booth with these
(01:41:13):
squeezy salads please. I know, I know, any organization that
has to do with aging has to keep moving the
chains back because you're gonna have fewer and fewer people there.
So yeah, you got to pretend like people over You know,
somebody who's fifty is old but still gen xers and
baby boomers. Hilarious. So that's like you and your parents.
(01:41:37):
Are you gonna go? No, I'm not gonna go. Co
community it's a whole it's a week long thing. It
starts Monday.
Speaker 10 (01:41:48):
But I'm not.
Speaker 3 (01:41:48):
I'm not.
Speaker 13 (01:41:51):
I'm not even a Lankwood resident.
Speaker 3 (01:41:53):
So what.
Speaker 13 (01:41:56):
Free events are scheduled at the Cove Community Center, the
Lakewood Public Library, and the Garfield Middle School walking track
and pool? Oh yeah, oh my god, get a sweatsuit,
go walk with the old men.
Speaker 2 (01:42:15):
Yeah there are I guess there aren't malls anymore for
people will walk. They probably still have mall walkers at
like Great Northern and and then what's the one Insville.
Speaker 12 (01:42:23):
South Park You can go have a coffee at McDonald's
for six hours after your time walk.
Speaker 13 (01:42:30):
Oh this is why I'm just like genetically predisposed to
not retiring. I don't know what I would do. I
know there's people who hate their job and they've been
doing it for decades, and I fully understand that they're like,
I can't wait to retire. They're like counting the days.
I understand that. But those are also people, because they
(01:42:52):
don't like their job or their career, that they have
spent most of their free time over those decades developing
a hobby or something else. I've been putting everything into
this for thirty years. I gotta no hobbies.
Speaker 2 (01:43:09):
Play the drums, Yeah, that's not a hobby, Like, hey,
I can't, but I don't think of that as a hobby,
Like I.
Speaker 13 (01:43:17):
Don't know it would be if it's what you did
in your free.
Speaker 2 (01:43:19):
Time, I guess.
Speaker 13 (01:43:23):
I mean, I've been playing the drums for forty years. Yeah,
so it's not like I guess when I think of hobby,
I think we were like I take up fly fishing,
I mean, you know that kind of stuff. I guess
something that they that they've taken up recently to prepare
for retirement.
Speaker 2 (01:43:40):
But that doesn't have to be what a hobby is.
Speaker 12 (01:43:41):
That's I feel like a hobby is just anything you
enjoy doing that you don't get paid for.
Speaker 2 (01:43:45):
Yeah. It's like for me, one of my hobbies is
annoying Mary.
Speaker 13 (01:43:52):
You get paid to do that.
Speaker 2 (01:43:54):
Oh, that's right, dream, but I would do it for free.
Speaker 13 (01:43:58):
I was gonna say, he doesn't get paid to do it,
he gets paid while he's doing that. He gets coincidentally paid.
Speaker 2 (01:44:05):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (01:44:06):
Yeah.
Speaker 13 (01:44:11):
So anyway, The Lakewood Active Aging Week for fifty and
up starts next week. What flavored jellos are they going to? Uh,
pistachio and.
Speaker 2 (01:44:25):
And pine?
Speaker 13 (01:44:29):
The highlight of the week, I'm just reading this as written.
The highlight of the week will be Active Aging Community
Day at Lakewood Park. If you're older, you don't just
have to sit around, said the Human Services assistant director.
Speaker 2 (01:44:44):
Sit around like I'm fifty three. I mean I sit here,
but you know you sit on Yeah, I said for
four Yeah, I was gonna say four of us a day.
I sit here. There are a lot of things you
can do to keep stimulating your brain, your mind, your bones,
(01:45:08):
your bones right there in Lakewood Park. I think that
they might frown upon that you know, don't be stimulating
your bone in public.
Speaker 5 (01:45:20):
Yeah.
Speaker 13 (01:45:20):
There are a lot of people now in that aging category,
she says, who haven't connected with us in the past
because they think maybe we just do bingo and other things.
Speaker 2 (01:45:33):
Anyway, Huh.
Speaker 13 (01:45:34):
Bingo's fun. It takes forever, but it's a good time.
Speaker 2 (01:45:38):
Yeah, I guess, I mean, but not with people who
are like really really into it. That's what makes it
more fun.
Speaker 13 (01:45:47):
Really mad, yeah, than they're mad when you win.
Speaker 5 (01:45:49):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (01:45:50):
I don't want people getting mad because I want something
old p I mean, like legit old people.
Speaker 13 (01:45:56):
Oh yeah. When I first turned eighteen and I started
going to bingo with.
Speaker 12 (01:45:59):
My parents, there was this one lady. God, she was
so mad at me. I won like three times in
the same night. It was never anything big.
Speaker 13 (01:46:05):
It was like a hundred bucks. But I was young.
I was like eighteen, and this lady every time I won,
she'd yell, She'd like, check her ID, Yeah, check her ID.
Speaker 12 (01:46:14):
Yep, Lady, If I'm not old, what's seventeen year old
is sneaking into.
Speaker 13 (01:46:19):
A bingollcky one. When I was on the AAR in Pittsburgh,
there was this local lifestyle magazine. It's a big glossy
thing that was published for a number of years, and
I had a column in it, and I would once
a month I would go and I would do something
and then I would write it up. And one of
them was bingo night at this like Greek Orthodox church
(01:46:42):
or something, you know, and they invited me to call
some do some of the bingo calling and whatever, and
they don't even want you. The women down there on
the floor, and it's ninety nine point nine percent women.
Oh yeah. I don't know what it is about bingo
that draws women, but it is largely. There's some old
guys there too, or women who dragged their husbands, or
(01:47:05):
maybe husbands that drag their wives.
Speaker 2 (01:47:06):
Whatever, it was mostly women.
Speaker 13 (01:47:08):
And I just remember being up on this giant perch
above this massive bingo hall, and every so often I
would I would call it and they would get so
mad if you would.
Speaker 2 (01:47:18):
Even play around.
Speaker 13 (01:47:20):
I'm like, I'm a joke maker, funny guy. Not they
they didn't know who I was. Well I liked that
they didn't know who I was. I like, oh, I'm
coming in cold, this is gonna be great. They didn't care.
They wanted to know the letters and the numbers and
I wasn't giving them like, you know, B nine. Hope
your tumor's B nine. I mean that's you know, that's
(01:47:41):
garden variety, that's bush league giving. I don't remember, but
I mean I was.
Speaker 2 (01:47:46):
I wasn't.
Speaker 13 (01:47:48):
I wasn't being annoying. I was being folksy. They didn't care,
that's not your job. Didn't care. They were deadly serious.
And I'm like, I don't care what age you are.
You've got to be kidding me that this is the
be all, end all. This is what you're serious about it.
It's what some people do full time. They'll play bingo.
Speaker 12 (01:48:09):
I mean there's daytime bingo, there's afternoon bingo, there's night bingo,
and people will do it seven days a week.
Speaker 13 (01:48:14):
They've got their markers wind up and they've got they've
got a dozen Yeah. Yeah, it's like the dashboard of
an old, you know, Chevrolet in front of him.
Speaker 5 (01:48:27):
Yeah.
Speaker 13 (01:48:28):
I'm well versed in bingo. Those ladies, there's drama between them.
Speaker 12 (01:48:32):
You knew Cheryl she hit the fillip last week and
then what's she doing back here?
Speaker 13 (01:48:37):
She doesn't need to win a game.
Speaker 2 (01:48:38):
But again, my thought is, you know, you might be
deadly serious about it. But we're not talking thousands of
dollars in payouts. No, it's like seventy five dollars maybe,
you know on fixed incomes.
Speaker 13 (01:48:48):
Dude, they might only have one hundred bucks a day.
Speaker 2 (01:48:51):
Well then don't blow it all on bingo.
Speaker 13 (01:48:53):
They're going to be seven days a week. They're gonna die.
It's the one thing they like.
Speaker 2 (01:48:56):
Well, then do it.
Speaker 13 (01:48:57):
But it's gota thing to do with their fixed income.
That's why they're serious about it.
Speaker 12 (01:49:01):
They eat their little one dollar hot dog and their
bag of chips, yeah.
Speaker 13 (01:49:05):
Or whatever ken alpo. Yeah, the meal is that night,
and this is what they do. It's their whole life. Man,
I love it. Yeah, Roni Willoughby says Inactive Aging Week
is being held at the cemetery Asante. Please have these
gen x ookie season, Yeah, please have gen xers and
boomers sit in front of a computer and sort their
(01:49:26):
emails or do any basic tasks.
Speaker 2 (01:49:28):
This is my problem.
Speaker 13 (01:49:29):
Gen x and boomers are two completely different, uh generations.
You're basically all I do all day long is sort
emails and do.
Speaker 2 (01:49:39):
What are they talking about? Forever? The old bloomer?
Speaker 13 (01:49:42):
You type in one finger at a time.
Speaker 2 (01:49:46):
Anyhow do I open up edfi.
Speaker 13 (01:49:49):
Which partner's connected again? These voices, these tasks, you're talking
about old people. Maybe that'll be my new Allen voice.
Speaker 12 (01:49:58):
I'll keep the bad days, Bill Squire, but my new
Allen voice will be which way to the bathroom?
Speaker 2 (01:50:05):
Oh? You son of a bitch? What I gotta do?
Speaker 13 (01:50:09):
The god, I can't take the I'm older than the training.
Speaker 2 (01:50:14):
Did email come through?
Speaker 13 (01:50:16):
It's yes, it did, okay, yeah the nerd, yeah it did.
But uh yeah, okay, fine whatever.
Speaker 12 (01:50:28):
Yeah, an old man's gonna be my new Allen voice.
But like anytime you say something old, I.
Speaker 2 (01:50:34):
Mean, it's bad enough.
Speaker 13 (01:50:36):
Anytime I talk about something here and I know it's
not true of the audience, but at least here in
the room. Anytime I talk about anything like prior to
nineteen ninety, it's crickets.
Speaker 2 (01:50:47):
So I'm already.
Speaker 6 (01:50:50):
Years.
Speaker 2 (01:50:50):
It's nobody's it's it's.
Speaker 13 (01:50:52):
Not your fault. I'm just saying it is what it is.
I mean anything, I'm like, oh, yeah, you know, nineteen
seventy five.
Speaker 2 (01:50:58):
This happened.
Speaker 13 (01:51:01):
I ain't gonna get anything in here. I understand. It's
just I'm outnumbered. You guys, remember that cable app You
guys remember that cable access show from nineteen fifty four.
It started in.
Speaker 2 (01:51:14):
Canada, Cable Access Show in nineteen fifty four.
Speaker 13 (01:51:18):
Yeah, you remember that television was only about six years old.
They're already doing cable access. Things move quickly, Yeah, Allan,
I used to valet park at a casino when palm springs,
and I've seen old ladies knock other old ladies down
just to get their favorite seat.
Speaker 10 (01:51:38):
Yeah.
Speaker 13 (01:51:39):
Well, I'm not saying they don't take it seriously. Clearly
they do. But yeah, Alan, why is Roseanne talking about
liberals eating babies and drinking blood when Alex Jones was
the one who publicly wanted to eat everyone in his nameighborhood.
Speaker 2 (01:52:01):
That is true, he ain't no liberal.
Speaker 11 (01:52:06):
Leftist ass I burn upon the cob rain, I will
I will do your ass, leftist ass I corn upon
the cob my brain.
Speaker 2 (01:52:18):
I will eat you. I will do your ass. My
children aren't going hungry.
Speaker 5 (01:52:23):
I'll do it.
Speaker 2 (01:52:23):
I'll drink your blood. And I'm starting to think about
having to eat my neighbors. You think I like size
of us.
Speaker 23 (01:52:30):
Little all of us, thine shame drop his ass up,
size of us, little all of us fine shamestp top
top top.
Speaker 2 (01:52:37):
I will come leftist ass I floorn upon the cob rain,
I will, I will do.
Speaker 15 (01:52:44):
Your ass.
Speaker 11 (01:52:46):
More leftist ass I born upon the cob rain.
Speaker 2 (01:52:51):
I will eat you. I will get your ass a BARBECUEO.
Speaker 13 (01:52:55):
Ass usually bail before this.
Speaker 2 (01:53:00):
I don't know, ye breakdown.
Speaker 23 (01:53:04):
Somebody.
Speaker 13 (01:53:05):
He would never do that, he makes. Yeah, zombie Jesus,
you know what, I.
Speaker 22 (01:53:11):
Nor leftist ass on the cob, I will, I will
keep yours. I will eat nor leftist ass on the cob.
Speaker 2 (01:53:24):
I will eat you. I will.
Speaker 13 (01:53:27):
I wanted my Corn on the cob was his go to.
I mean, if you were going to eat a person,
you would not eat it like corn on the cob
unless he's laser focused on one part of the male anatomy.
You know, it was only a couple of weeks ago.
I think I played at Alex Jones clip and I
was curious. I was like, I thought Info Wars was gone,
(01:53:50):
but it's not gone yet. Uh they I guess the
judge just set a November date to liquidate Info Wars.
They're going to auction off every last piece of that
thing to pay the Sandy Hook families because that judgment
was against Alex Jones, and I guess I thought that
(01:54:12):
it was already done or in process, but I guess
they were still kind of litigating the last bits of that.
Speaker 2 (01:54:18):
So I don't know.
Speaker 13 (01:54:19):
I could see somebody swooping in with deep pockets and
setting the whole thing back up for him, but then he,
of course he would be kind of indentured to that person.
But Leonard Leo or one of those guys, the super
rich right wing dudes. So they're going to sell the
info Wars website and all of the property involved with it.
(01:54:41):
It's going to be auctioned off to help pay the
families of Sandy Hook because he owes them. He owes
them like a billion dollars and he doesn't have that
kind of money. So mid November they will auction off
the info wars website, the social media accounts, all of
the broadcasting equipment, the trademarks, and the inventory owned by
(01:55:01):
Free Speech Systems, which is the parent company of info Wars.
So it really does depend on who buys it. Somebody
could swoop in and buy all this. It's not like,
I mean, what's a normal person going to do. They
might do it out of spite, but what's a normal
person going to do with info Wars equipment, you know,
but that's going to happen mid November. I've got a break.
(01:55:24):
Go ahead, I'll just say, what is anything else important
happening in mid November? The election? Well that's early November?
All right, Well whatever, go to break.
Speaker 2 (01:55:34):
You know, if you're paid attention, you know this, if
you're rich in cable news. I mean, I'm doing a
show on Columbus. We're reading the paper November eighth at
a comedy clube.
Speaker 13 (01:55:48):
That's election day.
Speaker 2 (01:55:50):
No of a seventh I think is no?
Speaker 13 (01:55:53):
What November eighth is my friend Kelsey's birthday?
Speaker 2 (01:55:55):
All right, well, November eighth is a fri. Let's tell
her to come to my show.
Speaker 13 (01:55:59):
November fifth is election November? Yeah, the attic What did
you say? The attic?
Speaker 2 (01:56:04):
The addict in Columbus Addict November eighth, that's my mom's birthday.
Speaker 13 (01:56:10):
Maybe I'll have her come out. Yeah, hey, Mom, meet
me in Columbus.
Speaker 2 (01:56:15):
We're gonna go. We're gonna go see Bill Squire.
Speaker 13 (01:56:18):
All right, you he's your whipper snap millennial. Damn millennials
that hey.
Speaker 14 (01:56:29):
Bring dead entertainment throughout history.
Speaker 2 (01:56:33):
The cup and ball, the yo yo bom the Allan Cox.
Speaker 13 (01:56:38):
Show oneven w MMS.
Speaker 14 (01:57:01):
So long luxury tampiverything.
Speaker 7 (01:57:08):
It's come.
Speaker 2 (01:57:11):
I thought that we would have on. I guess I'm rong.
We'll say a on the street, then we'll move alone.
Speaker 13 (01:57:26):
God, this album is going to be thirty years old
in a couple of years. I heard to Believe a
Good Friday from Black Crows off of the name of
that record was the one with three snakes in one
charm was the one that had to like the little
record thing in the cover ninety six Jesus Black Crows
(01:57:47):
are in town tonight, but gave away a bunch of
tickets for that. They were going to be doing the
opening slot in that Aerosmith Arena tour and then that
whole thing blew up. But Robinson Brothers finally buried their
hatchets and reunited and wrote their first new music and
(01:58:07):
a long long time So Happiness Bastards is the tour.
I don't know if they are tickets left MGM Northfield
Park tonight. That's when it happens seven thirties from that
start next week on the show. For people who are asking, yes,
I will have Sonic Temple tickets for you. That'll be
around three fifty. Next week we are out Thursday and Friday,
(01:58:30):
so Mandy Tuesday Wednesday will be able to win from me.
But it's Metallica and Rob Zombie and Alison Chains and
Alice Cooper and kill Switch Engage and I Prevail and
Chevelle and one hundred plus more bands. So Sonic Temple
is on sale. But I will have those four day
stadium passes for you next week, tickets for you to
(01:58:52):
join Bill. He's doing a Halloween costume contest a party
there in Medina.
Speaker 2 (01:58:58):
On the twenty sixth.
Speaker 13 (01:59:00):
I want to go to the mushroom Head Halloween party
on that same night at the Agora. I'll have those
passes when you rise against Factory of Terror in Canton,
passes for you for that all next week. So that
is what is happening in the immediate future. Jason Alexander
is going to be on the show. Paul Riser is
(01:59:21):
back on the show h next week or maybe the
following week. I got another ray popped his head up
and sent me a new Ai Mary song.
Speaker 2 (01:59:32):
We used to get these good.
Speaker 13 (01:59:33):
Because we haven't been playing them. We used to get
these on the daily. Well, he hasn't said one in
a minute. I mean when he was, when I was
getting a fire hose of them, I had to be
kind of judicious with whether or not I thought they
were any good or But it's been a while, so
maybe he has taken some time, maybe he's regrouped, maybe
he's given it some thought. Brian's with the rats. Coconut milk,
(01:59:59):
coconut milk. A we'll see. Well, this one is called
I don't know if you can't judge a book by
its cover or a song by its title. It's called
Barefoot Polka Party. Oh okay, how do you feel about that?
Speaker 23 (02:00:13):
Yeah, Verry's foot doesn't spinning around having a good time
us watchin a food.
Speaker 2 (02:00:26):
She's groove it to grooves bare Footbook on My Love.
Speaker 23 (02:00:34):
Yeah yeah, very stands strong and song song.
Speaker 2 (02:00:44):
S song.
Speaker 7 (02:00:46):
Rycott the.
Speaker 2 (02:00:51):
Chinoy sausages, harrow geese A. I yes, I killed it again.
Speaker 13 (02:01:04):
I thought that was like an animal. I hadn't heard
of a perogee.
Speaker 2 (02:01:10):
No, that was a fun one. All the information A
I has and it can't suss out progs h. So
there you go, Barefoot Polka Party, new from Ray. So
that's fun.
Speaker 13 (02:01:26):
All of our Bingo talk before the break got Brian
all inspired.
Speaker 5 (02:01:31):
It wasn't a.
Speaker 2 (02:01:31):
Farmer had done bingo?
Speaker 5 (02:01:33):
What's his name? O?
Speaker 3 (02:01:34):
Beat G O G O G and bingo what's his name? O?
Speaker 2 (02:01:40):
There you go? Thank you Brian. Brian.
Speaker 13 (02:01:43):
Although did he say there was a farmer who had
a dog, because that's a completely different song.
Speaker 3 (02:01:48):
Then then it wasn't a farmer bingo.
Speaker 13 (02:01:52):
Yeah, I'd like you to meet my Dong Bingo. It
will hopefully be I n Goo inside of you. Got
a bunch of messages off of the app. If you
listen to us on the iHeartRadio app, tell me where.
Speaker 2 (02:02:15):
You do it from. Stay by the way.
Speaker 13 (02:02:17):
I heard from Ryan, who is our bureau chief in Cordova, Tennessee.
That is suburban Memphis, and he said part of I
forty in East Tennessee was washed away in the floodwaters. Jeez,
I didn't know it was going that far in. Yeah,
it's in Cock County, east of Gatlenburg and Pigeon Forge.
I've been there. I know exactly where that is. It's
(02:02:39):
where my brother in law got married. The Pigeon River
caused a mud slide and took out the east bound
lanes of I forty. So there's Ryan who listens in
East Tennessee. Did you guys already talk about the floods
in North Carolina? Just kind of I glossed over it.
I mean that they were having huge problems in the
States of Emergency and the Carolinas in Georgia.
Speaker 12 (02:03:01):
And I don't know if you've seen any of the video,
but in North Carolina right now they're under like twenty feet.
They're setting records of how much it's it's horrible, collapsing.
Speaker 13 (02:03:10):
It's crazy.
Speaker 2 (02:03:11):
Yeah. Notice that Mary was just there and she's kind
of a sinner, so I think that might be why
they're having the floods. Thought your sinful jokes.
Speaker 13 (02:03:21):
Hurricanes are caused by gay people.
Speaker 12 (02:03:23):
We all know this.
Speaker 13 (02:03:24):
I'm not a gay person.
Speaker 2 (02:03:25):
No, by a woman trying to be funny. God hates
a woman trying to be f Yeah, I did.
Speaker 12 (02:03:33):
I mean that fire alarm went off during my set
in North Carolina and then I still proceeded.
Speaker 13 (02:03:38):
So maybe this was what happened.
Speaker 2 (02:03:39):
Next and she persisted, Yeah, she persist.
Speaker 5 (02:03:44):
No more.
Speaker 13 (02:03:51):
You know, it's blown up through Cincinnati too, post Tropical Helene.
They have a tracker here. I mean, we're getting a
lot of rain. I don't know what we'll get beyond that.
I'll show you some of it here.
Speaker 3 (02:04:01):
Though.
Speaker 13 (02:04:03):
It's pretty wild because it's a tropical storm now, and
so it's come up fifty miles southeast of Louisville, Kentucky,
thirty five mile per hour winds. So it's not like
it's I mean, at this point, you know it's like
a strong storm, but you know it's been through Nashville
and Memphis, like Ryan said, Evansville, Indiana, forty two people dead.
(02:04:29):
At least forty two dead as Helene churns over the
southeast made landfalls a Category four in the Big Bend
region there in Florida. That was eleven o'clock eastern last night,
still producing catastrophic flooding as it moves north to Mary's
(02:04:50):
Point southern Appalachia, Tennessee Valley. There has not been a
catastrophe a damn failure in North Carolina, as previously reported.
The city of Newport, Tennessee, initially said that that's what happened,
but they said that has not happened. I have a
(02:05:11):
friend who lives in Asheville.
Speaker 2 (02:05:13):
And a beautiful city.
Speaker 13 (02:05:14):
He was roasting all the crazy.
Speaker 12 (02:05:17):
He's like, it's not bad where I am, but he's
like just a couple hours east of here.
Speaker 13 (02:05:21):
He's like it's tragic, like y.
Speaker 2 (02:05:25):
Or in Nashville.
Speaker 13 (02:05:26):
So yeah, I mean I got a message and he
leaves them pretty frequently, but I was like, oh, we
might not hear from rich in Jacksonville for a while,
which is on the other side of the state. But
this thing was blowing through. I mean basically every county
in the state of Florida. They were like, hey, and
he left, and he left a message, is like any
(02:05:47):
other day.
Speaker 26 (02:05:50):
Hellen Bridge down Jacksonville, Florea. Listened back to the podcast
for Thursday. You were discussing your mom's chihuah Wah said,
you think it's a male dog mass email because it's
something in your leg. I want to let you know
that my family used to breed dogs when I was
a kid, and female dogs will hump. It's not so
much for pleasure as it is for dominance, as ways
for them to display their authority over you. It's just
(02:06:13):
kind of like maybe the dog smells that you're your
mom's child and she's just trying to put you in
your place. Anyways, hate the show.
Speaker 2 (02:06:20):
There's Richard Jacksonville. Not like hey, we're under you know.
He's like, hey, he said something the other day. No,
I know, I know.
Speaker 13 (02:06:28):
My mom's chihuahua is a female. She thought she got
a male. Neither she nor my dad nor the breeder
bothered to confirm. So my parents drove all the way
to Pittsburgh from Chicago to get a new chihuahua a
couple of years ago, thinking that it was a male
because that's what my mom wanted.
Speaker 5 (02:06:48):
That.
Speaker 13 (02:06:49):
So my mom had her previous chihuahua and they ended
up with will Lil Girl. Nearly two hundred thousand customers
in Ohio are in the dark. Central Ohio is getting hammered,
so Southeast Ohio, Columbus. Tens of thousands of people with
(02:07:10):
no power. In Kentucky and West Virginia and Virginia people
had to dig a stranded car out of a mud
slide in Boone, North Carolina. You ever been to Boone? No,
My wife's cousin. We just went to his wedding this summer.
He went to Appalachian State, and we went there years
(02:07:31):
ago to party with him in Boone, North Carolina. I
would now again, this was a good six seven years
ago that we went. But I would not recommend anybody over.
Speaker 2 (02:07:45):
Thirty five.
Speaker 13 (02:07:47):
Going to drink at a college bar y because you
will feel like you are two hundred years old. And
you know, well, no, no, no, you know, we had
a great time. I mean it wasn't like like we
stuck out like sore thumbs. I mean everybody's hammered or whatever.
Speaker 5 (02:08:03):
But it was.
Speaker 13 (02:08:03):
It was a lot of fun. But and you know
that going in. But then you get there and you're like, oh,
it's not that you look old or feel old. It's
that kids in college look like they're twelve. Yeah, and
that's what throws you off here. Oh right, they look
like children anyway. So all this stuff is getting the
(02:08:26):
storm is still causing a lot of problems, and down
there in Florida, they don't know how long it's going
to be like that. But thank you Ryan for the
update there in Memphis. Ellen was the farmer or dog
named Bingo. Well his dog is what I heard, farmer
(02:08:49):
dog in Bingo.
Speaker 2 (02:08:50):
What's his name?
Speaker 8 (02:08:51):
Be g o?
Speaker 3 (02:08:54):
G O?
Speaker 5 (02:08:55):
Is you and Bingo?
Speaker 2 (02:08:56):
What's his name? O?
Speaker 3 (02:08:59):
Yeah?
Speaker 13 (02:09:01):
Alan must be those trans drag story time hours going
on in Florida. Oh drag queen reads kids a book
and now they're flooded, sends a hurricane.
Speaker 2 (02:09:12):
Yep.
Speaker 15 (02:09:14):
Oh, my names all and I'm captain Phone, but I
have no harpies.
Speaker 2 (02:09:20):
Move this guy?
Speaker 5 (02:09:24):
This is that?
Speaker 2 (02:09:26):
I think that's the same guy.
Speaker 15 (02:09:27):
Oh, my names all and I'm Captain Phone, but I
have no harbies.
Speaker 5 (02:09:33):
Move.
Speaker 8 (02:09:34):
I could play drums and that could be a hobby,
but no, I don't consider it a hobby because that's
no phone.
Speaker 5 (02:09:41):
What did you get up early enough in the morning? Alan,
Why don't your jobs? Like? Why don't you look up yoga?
Speaker 9 (02:09:46):
Wh't you go buy an Xbox or a PlayStation play
some video games?
Speaker 8 (02:09:49):
Allan, be a hobby guy, go to hobby hobby?
Speaker 5 (02:09:52):
Alan?
Speaker 8 (02:09:52):
Ha, what did you feel better than?
Speaker 5 (02:09:53):
Ha?
Speaker 2 (02:09:54):
You have a hobby, then you Wow. I'm in the
gym every morning, But I don't consider that a hobby.
Speaker 15 (02:10:05):
It's not.
Speaker 2 (02:10:06):
Why not because it's not. I don't consider it a hobby.
Speaker 13 (02:10:09):
To make sure that your body does not disintegrate, it's
not a hobby. I'm trying to keep myself alive and
in good shape for as long as I possibly can.
Speaker 2 (02:10:18):
I think of a hobby.
Speaker 13 (02:10:19):
I think of a hobby as like when Bill said
he's going to become a trained guy.
Speaker 2 (02:10:23):
I don't know. I don't know.
Speaker 13 (02:10:27):
I don't know why I don't consider playing the drums
a hobby. I guess I think of a hobby as
something you're not skilled at. Maybe that's wrong. Okay, well
then I need to take a closer look at that.
But I mean, I don't even have to be I
don't I don't even have the time or the space
to play the drums right now.
Speaker 2 (02:10:46):
A hobby is considered to be a regular activity that
is done for enjoyment, typically during one leisure time.
Speaker 13 (02:10:53):
Well, as soon as I get some of that, I'll
come up with a hobby, Thank you, sir, hobby lobby,
Pardon me, I'm not giving one thin gilder to those nutbags.
Speaker 2 (02:11:08):
Pursuit outside one's regular occupation, engaged in especially for relaxation. Huh.
Speaker 13 (02:11:14):
So it's supposed to relax you. I wonder what would
relax me? Is masturbation A hobby? That doesn't relax me?
Speaker 2 (02:11:22):
Though, But relaxing doesn't have to be Like relaxing isn't
just like calming you, like making you like sleepy or
anything like that, but like after you kind of zen out. Yeah,
Like but like working out. You can be relaxed because
you worked out. Maybe in the moment you're not relaxed,
but afterwards it causes you to have endorphins and feel good,
(02:11:44):
which is relaxed.
Speaker 13 (02:11:47):
Yeah, but I I I'm not trying to be relaxed
when I come to work. You know what I'm saying.
I need to be alert and on edge.
Speaker 5 (02:11:56):
I'm not. I can't.
Speaker 13 (02:11:57):
I can't be relaxed in here relaxed.
Speaker 5 (02:12:00):
I need.
Speaker 13 (02:12:01):
I need people alert. You know what I need people
on there.
Speaker 2 (02:12:05):
I could be alert and relaxed at the same time,
alert and relaxed.
Speaker 13 (02:12:10):
I'm actually funnier if I'm more relaxed.
Speaker 2 (02:12:13):
You might be, I do.
Speaker 13 (02:12:14):
I do believe that you might be. But you know,
relaxation I don't associate with being at work. Comfort is
the enemy of creativity.
Speaker 5 (02:12:28):
Maror. You know this.
Speaker 13 (02:12:29):
If I believe that as she yawns, she's in.
Speaker 2 (02:12:35):
Mode, she is. That's why she's so hilarious. She's yawning.
Her brain needs more oxygen. Man, hold on, don't make
me mad. You're in your own studio. You do what
you want. Legs up, Jesus.
Speaker 13 (02:12:48):
Until I came to Cleveland, I used to do my
whole show standing up. We gotta be alert. You gotta
be on your on your toes literally or figuratively.
Speaker 12 (02:12:59):
The more of these like writing assignments I do, the
more I'm realizing I feel. I do feel like I
write better if I stand up and move around, if
I'm like pacing around the house rather than Yeah, my computer.
Speaker 2 (02:13:11):
Completely agree with that when I'm trying to write something.
I remember working on a sketch with a guy and
we were writing it on the roof of my building
and we did like eight ridiculous like laps around the
top of the roof because we just like we're talking,
but like we start walking one way and then we
start walking the other way and we're just bouncing ideas around.
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It was very, very funny.
Speaker 13 (02:13:37):
I think if you're moving your body, that's good for
keeps your brain minds.
Speaker 2 (02:13:40):
I like tossing a ball while I'm brainstorming with somebody.
If you're like, because you have that to focus on,
but then it kind of unlocks.
Speaker 13 (02:13:49):
You're activating it isferent part of your brain. Yeah, your
comic books is a hobby on I don't have my
comic book.
Speaker 2 (02:13:56):
Speaking of your hobby should be figuring out what the
hell happened if they weren't underwater in Tampa before they
are now?
Speaker 14 (02:14:03):
Oh yeah, hey, ladies get bad puns and even worse accents.
Speaker 2 (02:14:09):
Get it slippery down there.
Speaker 13 (02:14:11):
I'm so turned on, I think I'm actually getting dehydrated.
Speaker 2 (02:14:14):
You've come to the right place, Slee Allen.
Speaker 14 (02:14:16):
Talk Show on one hundred point seven.
Speaker 2 (02:14:19):
DOMMX.
Speaker 13 (02:14:36):
That'll get you in the mood. We'll get to the
Bill Squire Friday. Get down here in a minute, officially
get the weekend underway. A Guardian's pregame Guardians Live pregame
starts around six forty seven ten. First pitch tonight, first
of three, the last home series of the regular season
against the Houston Astros at Progressive Field. What's it doing
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out there?
Speaker 2 (02:14:59):
Is it?
Speaker 5 (02:15:00):
Is it?
Speaker 2 (02:15:01):
I haven't been out of the studio in a minute. Yeah,
but I just kind of cloudy. But it looks like
the ring's not coming till late tonight, so they should
be fine. Windy, okay, kind of muggedy, muggedy and muggy.
It's the muggy out there. And then October the fifth.
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October the fifth will start off the postseason.
Speaker 7 (02:15:29):
There.
Speaker 13 (02:15:29):
It'll be a Monday night at a progressive field and
then I'm sorry, Uh, the fifth is Saturday, Saturday and Monday. Yeah, okay,
that's the seventh is the Monday. That's all I got
at me.
Speaker 2 (02:15:45):
You want me to start that weekend?
Speaker 13 (02:15:47):
No, a few more minutes, a few more messages, I
gotta play.
Speaker 3 (02:15:51):
Oh.
Speaker 13 (02:15:52):
By the way, I think speaking of people at checking
in on the iHeartRadio app, we used to have a
bureau chief in Dan used to be in Peong Tech,
South Korea. I don't know if he still is. I
think occasionally he checks in, but he would do. He
was doing like military contracting or something like that over there,
and I was reading a story you know that.
Speaker 2 (02:16:09):
We laugh.
Speaker 13 (02:16:09):
But this is a big deal over there where the
South Korean government is going to have to compensate all
of the dog meat farmers because they've set that ban.
I think it's funny and I don't know if it's
just to let people get their affairs in order, but
we do it over here too, where they go, we're
finally banning this in ten years, you know they're in
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twenty twenty nine. Anyway, South Korea passed a dog meat
ban and it's going to take effect in twenty twenty seven,
so they can't slaughter or breed or sell dogs for
human consumption, then get prison time if they do. And
so the government is going to compensate these what amounts
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to being a rancher over in South Korea. They're trying
to incentivize them to stop down their business before the
band takes effect. So they're like, hey, we'll give you
between one hundred and seventy dollars and four hundred and
fifty dollars per dog. And the farmers want a lot
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more than that. They want fifteen hundred dollars per dog.
Speaker 2 (02:17:23):
They have, they got a lot dogs.
Speaker 13 (02:17:26):
Like one hundred or like a thousand, doesn't say there
are approximately four hundred and sixty six thousand dogs in
the country farmed for food. Oh my god. South Korea
remains the only nation with industrial scale dog farms. So
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whereas we have like the Tyson chicken plants and stuff,
you know, over there, it's dogs. What kind of dogs?
Speaker 2 (02:17:52):
Delicious? Tasty? Oh?
Speaker 3 (02:17:55):
No?
Speaker 13 (02:17:55):
Are they like labs or are they like oa?
Speaker 3 (02:17:58):
Like?
Speaker 13 (02:17:59):
What type of dog?
Speaker 5 (02:17:59):
Are they?
Speaker 13 (02:18:00):
Read?
Speaker 2 (02:18:00):
Probably all kinds, all kinds.
Speaker 13 (02:18:04):
This is so gross, dude, I'm really uncomfortable to us. Yeah,
to them, us eating chicken is probably gross. They're like, chicken,
I have all of those running around my house. It's
my pet. It's all strange. And so the farmers obviously
are like, now I want a four hundred and fifty dollars,
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I want fifteen hundred dollars a dog, because they say
it's gonna destabilize their economy. I don't know how much
of the South Korean economy is dependent on dog meat,
but it's you know, in Asia, this is a century's
old thing. So it would be like if there was
something over here that we had done and our history
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doesn't even go back that far, something we'd done from
the birth of our nation that this is. This is
probably what the abolition of slavery was, probably like this.
They weren't use those people for meat, but it was
a big economic shift. And so the South Korean government's
going to start dismantling farms, take down all the statues.
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They're gonna take down all the dog statues and all
of the famous dog farmers, and they're going to try
to transition them to other agricultural things. Hey, you gotta
pivot from dog.
Speaker 2 (02:19:27):
There's gonna be some rough times ahead. Rough times.
Speaker 13 (02:19:32):
Bill squire dot com for tickets. They do say that
most South Koreans no longer consume dog, so it's very
popular publicly this ban. They're like, yeah, we're not out
here eating dogs anymore. So well, they're breeding and farming
them for someone. Yeah, so they're liars or they don't
know they're eating it. Maybe exotic meats over here. If
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somebody was like, man, this is really good. What did
you make your chili with? And they said, dog, you
wouldn't eat it. No, I'd probably leave, you'd leave. Yeah,
somebody tells me that. I'm like, all right, I gotta go.
Speaker 2 (02:20:10):
What if you ate it?
Speaker 13 (02:20:11):
And then he says, so good, what is this? And
they said it's Golden Retriever. That's black lab. Mmm, yummy,
it's husky.
Speaker 2 (02:20:27):
You go, well, I mean I.
Speaker 13 (02:20:30):
Would never have voluntarily consumed a dog, but now that
I have, I can say that I've got some thoughts
on it.
Speaker 2 (02:20:39):
Hey dog Philippines, Right, you did? And is it? You know?
Speaker 13 (02:20:43):
Everybody goes, oh, it's kind of gamey, it's kind of
it's beef like.
Speaker 2 (02:20:47):
It's beef like.
Speaker 13 (02:20:49):
Well, it is literally beef like, but that's what the
flavor is too, yeah, what is the best.
Speaker 2 (02:20:55):
Cut of dog? I don't know. I only have like
one piece. Oh you did, Like was it like on
a stick? It was in like a I don't know,
like a sauce and stuff like a broth. It was
in a sauce and it was over rice eat like
a whole meal I just had. They're like, you won't
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eat this, you're American, And I was like, I'll eat it,
and I ate it and this weird. I didn't eat
it again.
Speaker 13 (02:21:25):
What would Whoopsie think if she knew that, she'd.
Speaker 2 (02:21:27):
Be like, give me dog. Yeah, she'll never find out.
Speaker 5 (02:21:32):
Mary.
Speaker 2 (02:21:33):
If you keep your mouth shut, I'll tell her right now,
I'll go home. I'll be like, I ate a dollars.
You better stop humping. You think pumping dominant? Try eating.
Speaker 13 (02:21:44):
I'm gonna take a bite out of your ear.
Speaker 5 (02:21:46):
Yeah.
Speaker 13 (02:21:49):
Well, it sounds like the South Korean government is barking
up the wrong tree. I get what you're doing. I
get what you're doing. They are literally trying to stop
Fetch from happening. That thatch is never gonna happen.
Speaker 2 (02:22:05):
Hey, this is Joe.
Speaker 1 (02:22:07):
I just wanted to let you know I love the show.
I'm kind of I'm a lonely guy, so listen to
the show every day while I work on my wood
projects and just keeps me going throughout the week. And
so I would look forward to Monday's coming.
Speaker 2 (02:22:21):
Because I know we can listen to the show again.
And uh, I like that people are doing bits now? Uh,
who am I kidding? Thank you, sir.
Speaker 13 (02:22:40):
I I knew that that was a fake accent. I
was just I wanted to see where we were going
to go with it.
Speaker 2 (02:22:46):
I liked it. I liked it too.
Speaker 13 (02:22:49):
You know again, I I I have to wonder why
that is the thing that he's drilling down on. But
you know, bits can really go off in different directions.
You never quite know. Oh, I was reading this morning.
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One of the people involved as a male escort or something,
one of the guys involved with a ditty freakoff tape
has submitted it to prosecutors so that he himself will
not be prosecuted. So people involved in prosecuting Sean Puff,
Daddy p Diddy Diddy, dirty Money Combs now have a
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freak off party tape in their possession. The man was
a sex worker who had direct knowledge of one of
the parties, so he signed an immunity agreement, he said
he was hired. His claim is that he was hired
to participate in a threesome with Diddy and a woman.
Speaker 2 (02:23:58):
That is pretty cool, though, to be a sex worker
and have immunity. You don't have to wear condoms anymore anything. No,
that's not what that isnity building.
Speaker 13 (02:24:07):
Okay, who wants to be in an m M F threesome?
I mean seriously, hey, if you.
Speaker 2 (02:24:15):
Get paid but you're did No, not not the guy.
He'll do whatever, but Puffy, that's what he seemed to
be into. He liked, he likes dudes, he liked everything.
Speaker 13 (02:24:25):
Yeah, I like a lot of things too, But I
wanted to be two girls, not another guy in a girl.
Speaker 2 (02:24:31):
You're not Diddy? Well it doesn't. I don't know that.
Speaker 13 (02:24:35):
The guy said that. Did he was doing anything with him?
But there's all sorts of stories about did he doing dudes?
Oh yeah, yeah, Reginald pel Johnson for one. Yeah. The
man also dished on what type of drugs did he
allegedly liked to he use during the sex sessions, hey poppers,
as well as details about one specific encounter he claims
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was caught on tape.
Speaker 2 (02:24:57):
Okay, so that means gay stuff.
Speaker 13 (02:24:59):
Then he claims he flew from Atlanta to Miami for
the party, which he said occurred in May of twenty
twenty three. He said, did he filmed his participation in
that he has a copy of it. That tape is
the one he reportedly turned over to the federal authorities, and.
Speaker 2 (02:25:18):
Of course didtis.
Speaker 13 (02:25:20):
You know, a lot of people are like, oh, this
is gonna be an open and shut case because there's
like fourteen women who've come forward, a couple of them
saying he knocked them up.
Speaker 5 (02:25:28):
Whatever.
Speaker 13 (02:25:29):
But his lawyer is basically going with they these were
all consensual. These are all grown adults doing what naked
grown adults like to do. But Suge Knight is out
there saying, like, better lock this guy up. Of course
Suge Knight, I mean, he's got nothing to lose. Diddy's
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ex bodyguard said he was doing to other people what
was done to him. That's learned behavior that did He
was just a theoretically watching. He was just continuing the
cycle of violence as it were. Sug Knight also said
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Diddy isn't the only one with videotapes of famous people
doing disturbing and in some cases illegal things. At Diddy's parties.
Is nothing sacred? Can you not be a famous person
anymore without people? I mean, if you were a famous
person I'm talking about, it'd be different if this is
the mid nineties they were talking about twenty twenty three,
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where everybody has had a camera in their phone for
a long time. Now, would you ever go to something
like this? And I get the people are home because
we weren't invited. No, But like if you were, Hey Bill,
here's an engraved invitation of one of Ditty's freak offs.
Speaker 2 (02:26:55):
You're gonna go? I mean, pron't who wouldn't go?
Speaker 13 (02:27:00):
I go, see what's going on? Somebody's like a somebody's.
Speaker 2 (02:27:03):
Got stuff to lose, Like yeah, but this wasn't I
didn't know they were illegal. Stuff happened in parties until now,
twenty twenty three. I'd probably be like, oh my god,
I got to go to a Diddy party. Yeah, it
seems crazy.
Speaker 13 (02:27:16):
Well there's a lot of people in those pictures. Yeah,
white parties, And it's the kind of threesome I want.
Speaker 2 (02:27:22):
But you over f f M that's the best kind.
Speaker 13 (02:27:28):
Well, the best kind is a foursome with an extra
f or or a fivesome whatever Mary likes a one
on one you know where on the laptop of Brian.
Nothing to do with any of this. You want to
start the weekend? William Mey.
Speaker 2 (02:27:53):
Brother Bill Squire or Friday.
Speaker 13 (02:27:54):
Get down is how we officially begin the weekend here
in honor of the late Great Murray Saul here at
w M m us take it away way it's right.
Speaker 7 (02:28:12):
And you got that.
Speaker 19 (02:28:13):
Got to get down on Faddy, get that ham had
some going, do that freak cod play something, go get
some hobby, eat some dogs, eat some babies. Go ahead
of prey confront, pre confront, preak a.
Speaker 5 (02:28:38):
Wow.
Speaker 2 (02:28:40):
One for the books. I'm doing it all and.
Speaker 13 (02:28:45):
All right now for sure, weekend going right there, boy,
and the week get mad? All right, well we gotta go.
Speaker 15 (02:28:58):
We got it cha.
Speaker 2 (02:28:59):
Let weeta gotta go.
Speaker 16 (02:29:04):
Now.
Speaker 23 (02:29:04):
I must leave you as the Brady bunches on and
I find four of those children incredibly arousing.
Speaker 5 (02:29:11):
Get at it.
Speaker 16 (02:29:13):
Be careful of what you say, Be careful in every way,
Be careful of what you do. Big brother is watching you.
Be circumspect and discreet, Stay light on your mental feet.
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One slip and you know who you're through. Big Brother
is watching you, and with all narratives. Remember obedience paid,
And when you watch that DV screen, remember it works
both ways. You disappear in a wink. Unless you can
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double things, you'll vanish into the blue. Big Brother is
watching you.