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can drop messages there for us as well. I got
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two days this week Live I should say, had to
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do a power hour yesterday because of the Guardians game.
That will happen again tomorrow. We were out Thursday and Friday.
Bill and Mary were performing at a festival in Arkansas,
and so we were out Thursday and Friday, and then
I this Friday, I'm out because I've had that on
the books for a while. So it's it's very much
all over the place. How was Arkansas?
Speaker 3 (02:29):
How a dude? It was so much fun.
Speaker 8 (02:33):
So was the first year of this comedy fest called
Big Diamond Comedy Festival with my buddy Raj Sharesh put
it together with Sam Tallent and the booker or like
the manager of the comedy store.
Speaker 3 (02:48):
How did they land on? Or the comedy celler? How
did they land on? Arkansas? Lives there?
Speaker 8 (02:53):
Oh, he does, so he's got he's got a bar there.
He's got none of the events took place at his bar.
Is he from here? He no, He is from India originally. Yes, okay,
I thought he had a local connection. He lived here
for a little while. Okay, so he's bounced around a
little bit. He grew up in India, did high school
in the Middle East and like like Dubai or something
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like that, and then well he probably went to Dubai
High right, yeah, bye high and then uh go volunteers,
came here for college and has been here pretty much
ever since. He's had to do a few stints back
in India because he is not a citizen. But him
and Sam Talent put together these awesome festivals.
Speaker 3 (03:38):
It was so much fun.
Speaker 8 (03:39):
So many great comedians, Our buddy Cam Patterson was on
a couple of shows. Oh yeah, Jeff Osmas, Kyle k
comedian Shane Moss did this whole like he does this
whole psychedelic thing now, like the science and psychedelics and stuff.
We've had him in back in the day thing. Oh yeah, yeah,
so he's he's took one of my jokes. He's a weird,
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weird dude now And it's great though, uh, and.
Speaker 3 (04:06):
Just had so much fun.
Speaker 8 (04:07):
So, like the first day we get in, we're all
kind of settling in and none of the airbnbs were
ready to like three o'clock, but most of everybody got
in at eleven. So everybody gets together at Raja's house
and just hanging out having drinks, and then we all
go to Crystal Bridges, which is the big Walmart Art
museum slash text show that's not.
Speaker 3 (04:28):
That's not a country artist, No Crystal Bridges.
Speaker 8 (04:30):
Okay, could be though, So we're all just hanging out
kind of getting to know each other, and then we
do shows that night. And then the next day everybody's
looking for things to do and so we go to
a We end up all going a whole day to
kill and it was basically like comedian summer camp where
we all met up at a swimming hole and went
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swimming in a river. So it's like me and Mary
and a bunch of other comics, you know, Sam Talent
was there and Mary, it was on her story she
she did the rope swing. There was like a rope
swing that just happened to be there, and she she
went up and did that.
Speaker 4 (05:08):
Uh.
Speaker 8 (05:08):
And I did not do that because there was on
a very dead tree and that tree you definitely like.
There was another guy that was like not as big
as I am, but still pretty big, and there was a.
Speaker 7 (05:17):
Pretty big crack and he and they were tempting fate. Yeah,
and that's only because his trunks came down a little bit.
Eh well, he was from down on dust, all right. Yeah,
so the crack went the other way.
Speaker 3 (05:27):
Yeah. Uh so so that was just a good hang.
Speaker 8 (05:31):
And then this one comic ended up slicing his foot
on a rock, and I assume on purpose and not
for yeah, not as a bit, but man, there's a
lot of bits happening, a lot of a lot of
people that were on at first to try like and then.
Speaker 3 (05:46):
Everybody kind of like eased into it each other. Yeah.
Speaker 8 (05:49):
That was that was only for like the first day,
and then like everybody kind of calmed down and was like, Okay,
we can just hang out, we can just be cool.
And uh, this guy cuts his foot open and all
the like female comics are over like tending to him,
and not one male comic even like checked on him.
We're just like, guess he's gonna die. Yeah, cut in
the river, that's that. And so we did not help him.
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He didn't need stitches, but he did get it. I
did see the cut. It was pretty nasty.
Speaker 7 (06:17):
He got a new girlfriend out of it, that's good.
They tried to Florence Nightingaleen Well, there.
Speaker 8 (06:20):
Was another lady that was like, there's these two ladies
that with their kids, and they ended up having a
first aid kit and he was actually throwing some game
their way and they were like, we're married to rich
Walmart executives.
Speaker 3 (06:33):
Right, this is Benville, dummy.
Speaker 7 (06:35):
Everybody's driving an Alfa Romeo or a Mercedes or something,
Rolls Royce, a.
Speaker 8 (06:40):
Lot a lot of expensive cars down there. So then
that night do some shows. This is Friday night, and
afterwards we're looking kind of we're kind of trying to
figure out like an after party, and there's nothing going
on because that's a town that pretty much shuts down
round like eleven o'clock.
Speaker 7 (06:58):
Right, You're not in like a metropolitan area there.
Speaker 8 (07:01):
And then Raj goes well, there's this hookah bar and
they'll stay open for us.
Speaker 3 (07:06):
I know the owner.
Speaker 8 (07:08):
It's basically a front, as most hookah bars are, and
just it is for money laundering pretty much, so but
he'll stay open. And it's off the beaten path, like
no one will bother us there. So we go over
this hookah bar and we walk in and there's like
a lady just sleeping on the couch and this Russian
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dude behind. But he's Russian, but he's got a he's
been here a while, so he's got a Southern accent.
Speaker 3 (07:35):
So he's like, hey, y'all.
Speaker 8 (07:36):
Like Russian accent Southern accent blending together. It's one of
the most unsettling things. But he was He couldn't have
been nicer. He was great. So oh but on the
way over there, there's also like four ubers in all
of Bentonville, especially that late at night. So I'm trying
to call an uber to get us over there and
can't get one.
Speaker 3 (07:57):
And then there's a guy that was like a local guy.
He was driving, so we're like, hey, let's just ride
with you, and he's like okay, and so we all
pile into his car.
Speaker 7 (08:10):
And once he driving is like a clown car. You
guys all squeezed in there.
Speaker 8 (08:13):
I mean there was what I was in the It
was a you know, mid sized suv and I was
in the trunk.
Speaker 3 (08:19):
The back are the hatch area. You were with a
suitcases go yeah, But I.
Speaker 8 (08:24):
Was happy to do it. I was like, this isn't
that far. It should be fine. We're all pretty tipsy.
And turns out he was the tipsy tipsiest of us all.
Speaker 3 (08:34):
And it was a guy driving.
Speaker 8 (08:35):
Yeah, it was pretty apparent real fast that he was
not He shouldn't have been driving.
Speaker 3 (08:41):
And one of the comics in the car has.
Speaker 8 (08:47):
She she has trauma from a drunk driving accident. So
she's freaking out and we get there and she just
unloads on him and starts screaming at him like you.
Speaker 3 (08:58):
Should not, you shouldn't have driven, you know better. But
she got in the car and then realized what was
going on.
Speaker 8 (09:03):
Yeah, she they like nobody really knew. It was like
exactly happening. Yeah, but when in the car, she she
was very uncomfortable, made it known, made the whole thing
really awkward. That guy doesn't even come in. He was
supposed to be on part of the festa next day,
he just oh he's a comic. He was, he was
a comic. He was like an industry guy. Yeah, okay,
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and he he was supposed to do something the next
day and he just like didn't show up and like
avoided her. Yeah, which ended up from what I heard,
being a big plus because it turns out the night
before he was freaking everybody out, creeping everybody out, especially
all the women. So when everybody found out that he
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wasn't there anymore, I was like, oh, now we.
Speaker 7 (09:48):
Can what about a real pervy environmental with this guy's
still around.
Speaker 3 (09:51):
Yeah.
Speaker 8 (09:51):
Yeah, So it ended up being a bad idea to
get into the car with him, but a plus overall
because he ended up leaving.
Speaker 3 (09:58):
And so now we're at the.
Speaker 8 (10:01):
Uh Strip mall hookah bar, like it is next to
like a snessa sweets. Yes, it's just like buy all
these hotels and overall, like it's a pretty nice place,
Like it's clean, it smells like hookah obviously, and they
serve like beer and seltzerz.
Speaker 3 (10:20):
That's it.
Speaker 8 (10:21):
They don't have any liquor. So they're just like we'll
just serve you all night. We don't care. We're happy
to you know, if we get pinched, whatever, we'll deal
with it. And you know people want to smoke at drinking, yeah,
and which plenty of people did. So we're going through
all this and like there's nothing, you know, it's it's
kind of like not that fun, and I'm pretty lit up,
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like this is the night that I planned. I was like,
I'm gonna get like Friday nights the night that I'm
gonna go for it. So I noticed that they have
a bingo machine, like can I use your bingo machine?
Speaker 3 (10:55):
And can we play bingo? And he's like, yes, Patna,
you Lincoln part bingo. So we play around a bingo. Uh.
Speaker 8 (11:08):
We're playing in groups because there wasn't enough bingo cards
and the first group that won, I was like, all right,
I'll buy you guys around the drinks.
Speaker 3 (11:15):
Now we're cooking bingo happens. That's fun.
Speaker 8 (11:18):
And then I notice they have a computer that is
playing the music, and I was like, can I go
on YouTube?
Speaker 3 (11:24):
And can we do karaoke? Do you guys have a microphone?
And they're like, yeah, we got a microphone. I was like, okay,
let's go. So then we get karaoke going and I
am just all of a sudden like suddenly running karaoke night,
and people like, how do we sign up?
Speaker 8 (11:40):
Where's the slips? And I'm like, guys, we didn't plan this.
I'm just doing this.
Speaker 3 (11:44):
This is how pro prompto karaoke.
Speaker 8 (11:47):
And then some other guys that weren't with the vessel
came in and they're like you karaoke guy, and I'm like, sure,
I am partner going and he's he does Chris Stapleton
rips it. There's another comic that's like six foot ten
and has the voice.
Speaker 3 (12:03):
That's almost seven feet Yeah, he's a giant.
Speaker 8 (12:05):
He's a big monster of a human, but the voice
of an angel.
Speaker 3 (12:09):
He does dream On.
Speaker 8 (12:10):
By Aerosmith without looking at the words and smashed it.
Speaker 3 (12:17):
Oh yeah. Like we were waiting for him, like he's like,
all right, here comes the dream out and he went
to his falsetto got it.
Speaker 7 (12:24):
It was It was so much fun. At this point,
what time of the night is it is like.
Speaker 8 (12:29):
It's probably about two thirty three am when we kind
of start winding down from karaoke. I bailed a little
bit before everybody else. I like, I got the party going.
It was a blast. I was a karaoke hero, and
then I went back to I was staying at Roger's place,
so I went back to his place. They kept going
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till about four, but I was like, you guys, we
got a thing at noon tomorrow, so I'm gonna go
get a couple hours of sleep at least. And the
unintended benefit of me running OKI is I was so
busy trying to figure out this computer and looking up
everybody's songs that I ended up not drinking for the
last three hours that sober and I sobered up a
little bit, and then everybody else is all hungover as
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hell the next day, and I'm like, fresh as a daisy, let's.
Speaker 3 (13:14):
Do it again.
Speaker 9 (13:14):
Yep.
Speaker 10 (13:16):
They've been described as juvenile, ridiculous, moron moun and unlistenable.
Speaker 3 (13:23):
They've also gotten some bad reviews.
Speaker 11 (13:26):
I give it two thumbs in my ears, so I
don't have to listen Chase the Allen Cock Show.
Speaker 3 (13:38):
Oh, I got money for it here in a minute,
I know, eight or nine minutes.
Speaker 7 (13:44):
Another thousand dollars heard us of the buzzard. Cook it
thirty past the hour, the last one around five thirty,
and I'll start all over again tomorrow morning with RMG
Calves basketball tonight on MMS. Who to thunk, I'm not.
I don't even have my brain. I don't even have
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my brain on this yet. I didn't even know the
Bulls are in town tonight. I had no clue at all.
I'm not even calibrated for Cavaliers basketball yet because I'm
still focused on the Cleveland Guardians.
Speaker 3 (14:17):
The Guardians are still in it and it's unseasonably warm
until like today, and it's still pretty nice. Yeah, it
was nice.
Speaker 7 (14:25):
It's gonna be chillier so over there, well, I'm sure
we'll get some runoff from whatever Hurricane Milton does too.
I'm hearing from a lot of our bureau chiefs done
in Florida who are puckered up rightfully. So if you
seen any of the coverage on what that's gonna do,
Tiger's over the Guards yesterday three to nothing. So now
they go to Comerica Park, they're in Detroit. That is
tomorrow afternoon. I think that's a three to eight first
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pitch threeh eight or yeah, So two thirty something is
gonna be your pregame coverage and then Game four will
be Thursday. I think we will be airing as basketball
on Thursday. But Calves Bulls tonight on MMS A preseason game.
I think the twenty third, two weeks from tomorrow, I
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believe is the beginning of the regular season at the
Romo Fijo with your Cleveland Cavalier. So Bulls Calves tonight
pregame at six thirty seven o'clock tip off here on WMMS.
I'm oh, I was awakened this morning by a litany
of fraud text alerts from my bank.
Speaker 3 (15:34):
Hey did you approve this?
Speaker 2 (15:35):
Hey?
Speaker 3 (15:35):
Did you approve this?
Speaker 7 (15:36):
Somebody went on Apple's website and tried to spend a
bunch of money with my debit card. And at first,
and this is literally is the first thing I'm seeing
when I get up this morning. And you know, my
daughter is always buying things on ripad games things like that,
so I thought at first, maybe that's what it was.
But those things are like ninety nine cents, maybe a
buck twenty something like that. And these weren't huge purchases.
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I mean these were That's why it kind of gave
me pause for a second. When I was looking at
it was this one was four or five dollars, this
one was for eight, and then there was one of
those like thirty one, thirty two, wherever did you do these?
Speaker 3 (16:10):
And I'm like, no, I did not do these.
Speaker 7 (16:12):
And so then I call They go, hey, call the
customer service number and.
Speaker 3 (16:17):
We'll get this figured out. They got to send me
a new debit card.
Speaker 7 (16:19):
We've all probably been through this at some time or another,
and they don't ever get that to you with the quickness,
right right, So you're kind of in a bit of
limbo there. So I call the customer service number that
they give me in the text after I tell them
that I did not approve those, and it.
Speaker 3 (16:34):
Rings and the line picks up. But all I hear.
Speaker 7 (16:38):
You know, there's a lot of the customer service people
now that are working from home. I'm sure we've all
if this has never happened to you, it's a wild
situation when you have to talk to customer service and
they're clearly in their living room there's a lawnmower going outside,
or their dog's barking or whatever. And you know, if
that happens a lot of times they're apologetic about it.
Speaker 3 (17:00):
It's no big deal.
Speaker 7 (17:01):
But I'm calling this customer service number and the line
picks up and a person doesn't answer what I hear
in the background is somebody is watching the Menendez Brothers documentary.
Now there's two for whatever reason, the Menendez Brothers.
Speaker 8 (17:19):
Or the series.
Speaker 3 (17:21):
We are watching the series now.
Speaker 7 (17:24):
I was I thought that there was just one thing
going And apparently there's a documentary and there's the fictionalized
version on Netflix where Javier Bardem plays their dad. And no,
this person was watching the documentary because I could tell
that TV was onto goddamn all loud in the background.
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I could tell that it was interviews with people. You know,
it's not fictionalized. It was the documentary. And so I'm like, hello, hello, Hello,
And I just hear this in the background and nobody's
saying anything.
Speaker 3 (18:00):
Give me a minute. This is a good part. I
even get that. They go, oh my god, I'm so sorry.
Speaker 7 (18:06):
So I hang up and I call back again, Hello, hell,
And I hear in the background.
Speaker 3 (18:13):
Hello.
Speaker 7 (18:15):
All I hear in the background is the and now
it's louder the Menendez Brothers documentary.
Speaker 8 (18:20):
Did you call the Menendez Brothers Documentary hotline? Was that
your mistake?
Speaker 2 (18:24):
Oh?
Speaker 3 (18:24):
I didn't, So, like, what the hell is? God? This
is what happens.
Speaker 7 (18:28):
You know, I'm very ambivalent when people talk about work
from home because, on one hand, it's very convenient for people. Right,
nobody's getting paid by their company to commute, and if
you have a long commute, there aren't a lot of
these around here. But I mean, if you have a
long commute, that's on your dime, right, they ain't paying
you extra for how a long kit.
Speaker 3 (18:47):
So I'm a big proponent of work from home.
Speaker 7 (18:52):
However, the people who have criticisms of it, where they're like, yeah,
just people sitting around and who knows what they're doing,
those are valid. Two case in point, this person not
paying and again I don't know what the setup is.
I would think that if you were doing customer service
from home, you'd have a headset on your head.
Speaker 3 (19:11):
There's a million things that could have been going on.
I don't know. Maybe this person died in their living room.
I don't know.
Speaker 7 (19:17):
Maybe they were unconscious, maybe they were non responsive, and
a neighbor will find them three days from now.
Speaker 3 (19:25):
In that Menendez documentary'll be on a loop. I don't know.
Speaker 7 (19:28):
So I gave it about a half an hour and
I called back and it was like a woman in
a call center, like a regular person giving you the spiel,
like a professional person giving you the spiel. But I'm like,
you know, this seems to be something here I'd like
to have taken care of rather relatively quickly. Usually, you
guys that they were like blowing me up with a
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text like every ten minutes.
Speaker 8 (19:50):
Usually I go with the I mean, I don't know
if this was an option in that case, but I
like the text customer support more than I enjoy the
on the phone because I feel like I get a
better response. And then you have everything, like they can
send you links or whatever. It's just it's easy.
Speaker 7 (20:06):
Yeah, I was just going by what they sent me said,
and the text they sent me was call this number.
So I called the number, and who knows what was
going on, And so then I'm sitting there. I'm like, well,
even if I wait for this person to answer, I'll
listen to the Menendez documentary and maybe I'll enjoy that
a little bit.
Speaker 8 (20:24):
Yeah, that'll add to your enjoyment of the Yeah, and again,
like it's fine, the two guys they have.
Speaker 7 (20:31):
I don't know why the Menendez brothers are a thing anymore.
Speaker 3 (20:36):
I mean, I know it's the it's the tail wagging
the dog.
Speaker 7 (20:39):
People are talking about it because of the documentary and
the fictionalized Ryan Murphy thing.
Speaker 3 (20:45):
So because it's Ryan Murphy.
Speaker 7 (20:47):
You know, these two brothers, they make it look like
the Menenda's brothers are practically making out right. They're sweaty
and shirtless all the time. They're like it's each other
on the lips. I'm like that that's the Ryan Murphy touch.
I'm like, all right, but you're trying to depay.
Speaker 3 (21:00):
Truth's so good? Makes it so goodoy?
Speaker 7 (21:03):
Yes, like he's good at what he does, but bro,
come on, I mean because he also does.
Speaker 3 (21:08):
An American crime story or whatever.
Speaker 8 (21:10):
Those are that anthalagium Like, okay, dude, but you know
you're depicting something that happened in real life.
Speaker 7 (21:17):
And I'm sure you're taking some artistic liberties. But but yeah,
it's it's fine. Whatever. So now I got to deal
with that whole thing. I was getting messages from people.
We have a lot of bureau chiefs that live down
there in Florida. In this hurricane Milton hot on the
heels of Helene, right, I mean, North Carolina is getting
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most of the attention U over Hurricane Helen because he
just just destroyed parts of North Carolina. We have relatives
who live in Asheville, and they were in Michigan weekend
before last for a family wedding. Gwen was there and
she was talking to them and they're like, we don't
know what we're going back to. They just got back
to their house in Asheville.
Speaker 3 (21:59):
Is anything left?
Speaker 7 (22:00):
They have power, but no water. There's a lot of
people who don't have either. They're like eleven days into
having no power, no water. My relatives they're kind of
up on a hill. They've got, you know, but even
those people weren't uniformly spared. And if you've ever been
to Ashville, you know, there's nothing more tragic than when
you see like before and after pictures.
Speaker 3 (22:22):
People love before and after photos. Hey, this was a road.
Speaker 7 (22:26):
And there were restaurants and then it's just you know,
debris everywhere. So they went back to Asheville. They've got power,
no water. But there was a guy, a weatherman who
was like getting all choked up talking about Hurricane Milton,
and he's showing how it's I have a feeling maybe
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he's getting choked up because of what it's going to
do to parts of Mexico before it even hits landfall
in Florida. And I don't know if he's Latino or
what it is. His name's John Morales. But he's talking
about this Hurricane Milton, which is really really going to
be heavy duty going right toward Floria.
Speaker 5 (23:07):
Just an incredible, incredible, incredible hurricane. It has dropped. He
has dropped fifty millibars in ten hours. I apologize.
Speaker 3 (23:24):
This is just horrific.
Speaker 8 (23:27):
Yeah, when you're this emotional, and I know you're very
good at your job and you're at the highest level,
but when you say millibars, I don't know. Well, it's
a meteorological term, right, That's what I'm saying. Right, That's
why you got You gotta dumb it down, right.
Speaker 7 (23:44):
He is talking to people, Well, he may have explained
it before this. He may have given people a primer
on mill of bars that denotes the When I cast
my mind back to the meteorology.
Speaker 8 (23:53):
Like a knockoff version of one hundred grand, that's all
I hear, Like, I handle these milli of bars and
now that I dropped them, gone, yeah, and I'm so said,
I don't have my chocolate.
Speaker 7 (24:03):
No, he may have explained it before, but it's it
denotes pressure. Meteorological pressure mill of bars, so it's the
atmospheric pressure. So I think what this guy was trying
to point out is the eye of this storm is
so small and so densely packed, and so that the
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pressure has increased exponentially in a very short period of time.
And this thing obviously is barreling right toward Tampa, but
right now it's curling around the Yucatan Peninsula, and this
guy was getting really worked up about it.
Speaker 9 (24:40):
Maximus.
Speaker 5 (24:40):
Sustained winds are one hundred and sixty miles per hour
and it it is just gaining strength in the Gulf
of Mexico, where you can imagine the winds.
Speaker 3 (24:52):
I mean, the seas are just so.
Speaker 5 (24:55):
Incredibly incredibly hot, a record hot as you might imagine,
you know, driving that I don't need to tell you
global warming, climate change leading to this and becoming an
increasing threat for the Yucatan, including Merida and Progresso and
other areas there.
Speaker 7 (25:14):
Yeah, see when he gets the pronunciations, and that's how
you know where this guy's coming from. Right when they
nail those pronunciations, which I love to hear. Your watch
television when you're in Florida or if you're in I
love that when they'll switch immediately. And yeah, So this
is John Morales who's at I think he's at the
NBC affiliate under Miami or something.
Speaker 3 (25:36):
Maybe he's got family in the Yucatan. I don't know.
Speaker 7 (25:39):
But fifteen milli bars in ten hours is what this
guy is trying to describe, which is heavy duty. And
I got a letter from Alexander, who's one of our
bureau chiefs. I've had five hours of sleep in four days.
My dad is in the hospital and I'm trying to
prepare for Milton without a car. To everybody who doesn't
know what it's like to be under a hurricane warning,
it's like somebody fire bullet you in slow motion and
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you know you're gonna get hit, but you don't know where.
Speaker 3 (26:05):
Maybe in the chest, maybe in the leg. It's wild.
Yeah sucks.
Speaker 7 (26:10):
And then there's all these fake AI pictures going around.
That's a big thing now too. This is something now
that you have to contend with during every major event.
Doesn't just have to be weather during every major and
frankly a lot of minor events too. Right, people don't care.
It's just they're making up fake photos and then passing
them around either for like a fundraising scam or something.
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And there was a photo going around that you might
have seen of this little girl who was soaked in
a canoe with her dog and she's huddling with this dog,
and the girl couldn't be cuter, and the dog could
not be cuter. And a lot of people are passing
this around just freaking out. Except neither the dog nor
the girl exists. If you took you don't have to
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be a computer scienceist or a graphic designer. If you
took half an extra second to look at this photo,
you'd go, oh, that's fake. We can all at this
point look at a photo, and it's gonna get harder
and harder to discern these things. Some of them are
real good, but this one, if you saw that photo,
is not that great. You know, it was too smooth,
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the background was weird. You know, used to be able
to count to the number of fingers people had a
I couldn't get fingers down for a while. That's kind
of gone by the wayside because it's nailing fingers now,
so you kind of have to just look at the photo.
But people were passing this picture around, and of course
it's all political in nature. It's getting passed around, you know,
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all these right wingers who are just freaking out over
a girl who is not a real girl, because they'd
see it and post it and whatever.
Speaker 3 (27:48):
And there's more and more of these.
Speaker 7 (27:50):
There were fake AI landscape photos post Helene. Oh my god,
look at Ashville and enough real damage blew Throughoutville.
Speaker 3 (28:00):
That's no joke. But there were a lot of fake AI.
Speaker 7 (28:04):
Photos going around of like, you know, water up to
the roof and things like that. Over two hundred people
are dead after Hurricane Helene, and these these AI photos
make the rounds. And so Hurricane Milton now is bearing
down on Florida, and they got some Some of these
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meteorologists in the area got some real time audio too.
Speaker 12 (28:31):
I was told that they could listen to the radio
with a reasonable volume from nine.
Speaker 3 (28:35):
I told build it.
Speaker 12 (28:37):
If Sandra's going to listen to her headphones, was she was,
she's filling, then I should be able to finish shit.
Speaker 3 (28:43):
Point out.
Speaker 7 (28:43):
This doesn't sound scary, but you know, until you're in it,
terrify if.
Speaker 12 (28:53):
But and I said, I don't care if they lay
me off either, because I told I told Bill that
if they moved my desk one more time and then
then I'm quitting.
Speaker 3 (29:02):
I'm going to quit.
Speaker 7 (29:02):
You know, these are the kind of things that lead
some people did not take these events as seriously as
they should because they go, well, it doesn't.
Speaker 3 (29:10):
Sound like much.
Speaker 12 (29:10):
This is this squirrels and they were doesn't even sound windy.
But then they switched from the swing line to the
Boston stapler. But I kept my swing line stapler because
it didn't bind up as much, and that kept the.
Speaker 8 (29:20):
Staples for the ski didn't bind up as much. That's
what you don't want in a stapler, as for it
to buy them.
Speaker 3 (29:25):
When you're in a flood and you need to be
able to collate on the fry, on the move, on
the fly.
Speaker 7 (29:31):
So yeah, we have a lot of people down there
in Florida who listen to the program, and I don't
know what you do to prepare for this kind of
stuff they're talking about. It might be the biggest evacuation
from that part of the country in seven years. Because
FEMA is underfunded. You know, you might have noticed a
lot of these Republican candidates who voted against They're over
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one hundred of them on the right who voted against FEMA.
Funding and now they are I want that money, so
this is blows to their town. Then they're like, oh,
we want some of this money. But the agencies underfunded.
There were fewer and fewer people working for FEMA, and
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you know, Alex Jones, I think was the only one
who in twenty twenty four was keeping the whole X
files FEMA nonsense alive. You know, back in the day,
FEMA was this boogeyman for you know, the deep State
and blah blah blah. And then climate chain started to
get really wild and you'd see FEMA out there doing
what they do, which is not putting people into black
(30:38):
ops concentration camps, you dummies. It's out there in disaster
sites and things like that. And so FEMA is not
as much of a boogeyman as.
Speaker 3 (30:46):
It used to be.
Speaker 8 (30:47):
Yeah, I feel like FEMAT became very prominent from two
thousand and six.
Speaker 7 (30:52):
Yeah, probably was that one. Katrina, Ye, Yeah, Katrina. I've
got to take another break here.
Speaker 8 (31:00):
But if you are one of our Florida Bureau chiefs,
obviously there's a lot of down there, be careful.
Speaker 3 (31:06):
I guess I don't know.
Speaker 11 (31:07):
If his first marriage didn't work out, he caught her
texting another show.
Speaker 3 (31:13):
It sounds like he deserved it. Allen Cox on WMMS.
Speaker 7 (31:27):
I'm gonna be talking to Jason Alexander, the legendary Jason
Alexander and Peter Tilden was also a legend quite frankly
in this business. A video a podcast on iHeartRadio called
really No Really talked to them around three point thirty.
I've never spoken either of them, so I'm looking forward
to that. The great Danny Trejoe going to be on
(31:47):
the show in a couple of weeks as well. I
just watched Heat again over the weekend. I watched the
Michael Mann director's cut of Heat, which is already Heat
is already a long movie. I think it only adds
ten minutes to it. Okay, it's just under three hours,
but it flies by. That movie is just stacked top
(32:11):
to bottom. Love Heat easily one of my top five movies.
Speaker 3 (32:16):
I have to show my girlfriend Tremors for the first time.
She's never seen Tremors. You did or you have You're
going to? I just did the other night we watched it.
Who's the female lead in the oh? What is her name?
I can't remember? I don't remember. I don't know.
Speaker 7 (32:33):
Finn cart Reba McIntyre's in Michael Gross from Family Ties
is like the dude with the US.
Speaker 3 (32:40):
Yeah, I don't. I don't know that. I have seen
Tremors in a long long time.
Speaker 8 (32:48):
Tremmers is a family favorite. I remember watching it with
my kids when they're like it's a good introduction to
like horror movies where it's scary if you're a kid,
but it's kind of funny and it's real fun and
it takes place during the daytime and the special effects
are all practical, so it's gross, but it's like you
could tell it's fake. It's it's like a perfect movie
(33:10):
to watch with like a twelve year old kid, right
and they'll just have a blast. And so it's one
of My oldest daughter is like one of her favorite movies.
And my girlfriend had never seen it. I was like, oh,
let's watch Tremors, and she loved it.
Speaker 3 (33:23):
Just it holds up well.
Speaker 7 (33:25):
It's a movie that really flopped when it came out.
They thought that was going to be a big hit. Yeah,
because Kevin Bacon was but you know, but it was
going up against movies like Tango and Cash and.
Speaker 3 (33:34):
Also released it at a time, weird time of the year.
I feel like January. Yeah, yeah, I feel like that.
Speaker 7 (33:39):
So they thought it was gonna make a ton of money.
It didn't cost so much to make, and it didn't.
But it's one of those movies where with the distance. Yeah,
people love it.
Speaker 3 (33:46):
Well.
Speaker 7 (33:46):
Yeah, they made like nine sequels to it. Yeah, most
of them straight to DVD. Now that's a good pick.
I haven't seen Tremors in a long long time.
Speaker 8 (33:55):
And the second sequels got fred Ward back and that
one's okay. Then there's like one where it takes place
in the past. I think Michael Gross is in all
of the sequels. I think he's the one guy. Yeah,
Finn Carter is the actress. You'd recognize her if you
saw her, maybe, but I don't know what the hell
she's doing. Now.
Speaker 7 (34:11):
There's a mugshot here, so she probably got herself into
some trouble. But anyway, I don't think Danny Trejoe is
in that, but he'll be on the show in a
couple of weeks. Guardians Baseball tomorrow tonight you'll get Calves
basketball first preseason game against the Chicago Bulls tonight at
the Romo Fijo seven o'clock tip, and then tomorrow we'll
(34:34):
leave preempted again for Game three live.
Speaker 3 (34:40):
From Detroit, the rubber match. We need this one. Boy.
Speaker 7 (34:42):
Last night I was really keeping an eye on it
because the Tigers is my wife's team, and I kept
looking back and looking back, I'm like, boy, it's a
real barn burner. There's nothing going on. And then the
top of the ninth by the Tigers. Yeah, score thrice. Yeah,
and Guardians so some cold, cold clas all people.
Speaker 8 (35:00):
This has been lights out all season and then in
the biggest moment gives up that big home run.
Speaker 7 (35:05):
Any given Monday, like they always say, so, tomorrow afternoon,
threeh eight will be your Guardian's baseball Here on MMS,
I was reading that, you know, we're talking last week
about how Guardians were one of a dozen teams that
got dropped by Bally the TV because of that Diamond
Sports group going belly up. And apparently the Major League
(35:26):
Baseball is going to produce the games. MLB will produce
and distribute local games for the Guardians, Brewers, and Minnesota
Twins for next season. I think this Diamond group kept
one team and basically ejected every other team that they
had and so that obviously limits people's options to watch games.
Speaker 8 (35:48):
It sounds like MLB themselves will so like, how we
will watch it?
Speaker 3 (35:54):
Oh, they've got a streamer, right, I mean it could
be an MLB channel or like the MLB app.
Speaker 7 (36:00):
It's like okay, yeah, all right, and everybody wants people
watching stuff on their app. So that'll be, uh, that'll
be next season. Everybody making the same joke to me
about Hurricane Milton plowing through Tampa that I will now
never uh find my comic books, and I well, I.
Speaker 3 (36:23):
Was three years ago. Yeah, I responded to one person.
Speaker 7 (36:25):
I said, I was just thinking of this yesterday because
I was going through another bin.
Speaker 3 (36:32):
Of my like B level tier comic books.
Speaker 7 (36:35):
I sent most of my A tier comic books to
this place that does comic book grading in Tampa a
couple of years ago. It's like the place, and they
lost they lost them, and then a hurricane went through,
and my repeated attempts to get them to figure it
out were stymied, if you will, by the weather stuff
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going on, and they were really giving me the brush off.
Speaker 3 (37:03):
They're like, well, we never received them.
Speaker 7 (37:06):
I said, of course you did, because I have an
email confirmation that you did receive them. I need you
to find them, and they never did. And the more
time that goes by, the less likely it is that
I'm going to be able to circle back to them
and go, hey, remember when you couldn't find But again, like,
what do you do? I don't know what you do?
(37:27):
I reached out at that time. I reached out to
a couple of like small claims attorneys who practiced in
Ohio and Florida. I was like, is there anything I
can do here? Because we're talking conceivably about thousands and
thousands of dollars worth of comics once they were properly
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priced and graded, and nobody seemed to want to take
on that mantle. So at every turn I hit a
brick wall. So I'm going through another bin last night
of some comic books that because I don't active, I
haven't actively collected in forever.
Speaker 3 (38:05):
My collection.
Speaker 7 (38:07):
The bulk of it I sold to one guy flat out,
but the like the cream of the crop kept for myself,
and the cream of those I sent to Tampa and
those were subsequently lost. So what I have now is
about one hundred issues of probably A minus B plus
level titles. But what am I going to do with them.
(38:29):
I mean, I'm not going to put them on eBay.
That's time consuming, you know, just whatever you're asking for
somebody who go Everybody tries to.
Speaker 8 (38:38):
Low ball anyway. At this point, I don't care to
take them to a local shop and be like, hey
you want these.
Speaker 7 (38:42):
I'm at local shops don't have a ton of money either.
It's not they're going to go, oh my god, you
ever saw you ever sold comic books. I spent my
formative years selling comic books to comic book shops.
Speaker 8 (38:52):
So if you do like a big like okay, I
got these how much for all this man? And they go, okay,
we'll do that, because then they can make money, you
might get one to that.
Speaker 7 (39:00):
Might Usually comic book shops historically have been like going
to CD exchange, you bring in a giant box of CDs. Now, again,
physical media has zero resale value, right.
Speaker 8 (39:11):
Well, but things do now, like a comic book will
have way better in you know, a rare CD, which
I don't know what rare I don't know either, but
rare comic books will have an audience.
Speaker 7 (39:25):
But we've all had that experience of taking a box
of CDs or DVTs.
Speaker 3 (39:33):
It's a cliche.
Speaker 8 (39:34):
It's take five hundred dollars for the game, like, oh,
we'll give you twenty six dollars or.
Speaker 7 (39:42):
Store credit, that's right, which is how you hook the gamers.
Speaker 3 (39:45):
But I'm not that guy.
Speaker 7 (39:46):
I was going through some stuff in the garage this
weekend and I still have a cardboard box full of
CDs and DVDs.
Speaker 8 (39:54):
Yeah, those don't listen to I don't do anything to
get a premium price, but comics, because if if someone's
looking for a specific comic and you have it and
it's in good shape, you can still sell comics.
Speaker 3 (40:08):
For a pretty decent price. Well we'll see. I'll take them.
Speaker 7 (40:11):
I'll take them somewhere and say anything you guys want
to do with these, because I don't want them sitting
in my basement. That's silly too. It's not like, you know,
they're just sitting there in a tub. I mean I've
got them in like you know, gasket tubs.
Speaker 8 (40:24):
But there's a new documentary coming about coming out about
a guy that has all these Superman comics and all
like tons and tons of comics and they were his
dad's and it's this whole process of selling them because
there's so many that are in incredibly called selling Superman. Yeah,
selling Superman, where it's like stuff that's in really really
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great condition, really rare, and that looks really interesting to me.
Speaker 3 (40:52):
Is that what your collection's like?
Speaker 7 (40:54):
No, No, I don't have old Superman comics. Again, it's
it's some I like.
Speaker 8 (40:58):
The dynamic of that in that movie where it's like, yeah,
my dad loves this comics more than me.
Speaker 3 (41:03):
Like that's kind of a.
Speaker 7 (41:04):
Yeah, I don't have any of that, but yeah, my
dad wasn't a collector of anything. My father in law
has some old comics, but again they're like in a
box in his basement, so they're not they're not backed
and bagged or anything. You know, all mine are in
like mint mint mint condition. But it's still contingent on
if the titles are what people want. And so take
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them into a shop and man, take him to a
couple of local shops and see what you can get.
Speaker 3 (41:32):
I mean there's one near me.
Speaker 7 (41:33):
I mean, you know, you're take them to Carol and
John and see if they can do anyone. But yeah, Allen,
show your kid Maximum overdrive. Remember Maximum Overdrive. This is
a terrible, terrible Stephen King well, it was a good
Stephen King book. They turned it into a terrible movie. Yeah,
I tried to watch it, that one with a truck
(41:54):
that comes to life. Right, Yeah, the story was called Trucks,
I think, and they turned it into Maximum Over with
Emilio Estevez. The only good thing to come from it
was the ACDC song that was in the movie. I
tried watching that Salem's Lot reboot on HBO, and I
was like, oh my god, no, wonder this thing's been
on the shelf for two and a half years. Wait,
(42:15):
let's just say it's Salem's Lot. I thought it was
a series, but it's a movie movie.
Speaker 3 (42:19):
Yeah. I didn't watch the movie reboot, but it came
about a few years ago though, Right, well, they made
it a few years ago.
Speaker 7 (42:26):
It's just now getting they were gonna put in the
theaters and that didn't happen, and they just.
Speaker 8 (42:31):
Salem's Lot in pet cemetery, because are they know? What's
Salem's Lot about?
Speaker 3 (42:36):
Vampires? Vampire?
Speaker 7 (42:37):
Yeah, okay, they're both Stephen King stories, but Salem's Lot.
When I was a kid, that movie scared the piss
out of me. When the kid is floating up to
his friend's window and he's got the contacts in and
he's like, let me in. There's fog and he's scratching
the window that Holy Christ.
Speaker 8 (42:54):
Yes, don't you do a similar scene in uh Lost Boys?
Speaker 3 (42:58):
Yeah?
Speaker 7 (42:59):
All those movies kind of takeoffs of Salem's Loot was
like late seventies with the first movie version of it.
Speaker 3 (43:06):
Juliet Lewis's dad was in it when he was still alive.
Julian Lewis. Juliet Lewis, what it was, Julian, Oh, her dad,
Jeffrey Lewis was Jeffrey still? Yeah?
Speaker 7 (43:20):
No, g Actually those Geoffrey, Yeah, Hey Roman.
Speaker 13 (43:26):
Hey Alan hate the show.
Speaker 3 (43:29):
You know what you could do with all these comic
book movies coming out, the series and everything else.
Speaker 13 (43:35):
You could kind of organize them to you know, let's
say that new Daredevil show comes out in like the
fall or spring next year.
Speaker 3 (43:43):
You organize all those for all your Daredevil ones, and then.
Speaker 8 (43:46):
You put an option out during the week, or you
have an option for a certain set of comic books
every week or something to get the nerd ball riled up.
Speaker 4 (43:55):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (43:56):
I tried that with the first batch.
Speaker 7 (43:57):
I was like, oh, maybe the tie ins those gen
really don't in my experience, A, that's way more work
than I got time for. But B I haven't noticed
anecdotally a lot of tie in interest in things. It
doesn't necessarily Back in the day, it might have made
prices go up on things. But there's such a glut
now of content that you know, there's like, oh, there's
(44:19):
another Daredevil show. It's not like, you know, once a
generation they would make a movie out of something.
Speaker 3 (44:25):
But Adam All figured it out. I appreciate it. Roman.
Speaker 7 (44:29):
Yeah, thank you, Pill. There's a Roman down in Canton
see the coasters guy.
Speaker 3 (44:34):
Yeah? Roman. Well, no, that's that Roman is out in
the Pacific Northwest. Ah.
Speaker 7 (44:41):
Is this guy the dude that invented the Hamburger?
Speaker 3 (44:43):
Probably the Roman burg Yeah, probably.
Speaker 2 (44:45):
Probably Collin Trucker, John King of I seventy one. Hey man,
I was listening to the podcast, and I agree with
you one billion percent. Lima beans are the nastiest vegetable
on the planet. It beats come in hard number two.
Speaker 3 (45:04):
I like beats.
Speaker 2 (45:05):
I was listening to Paul Reiser interview. He made a
movie back in the late eighties early nineties called Odd Jobs.
You gotta check it out. Hilarious. Oh god, all right man,
take care of each other. Trucker John out.
Speaker 7 (45:18):
I did love talking to Paul Riser last week. But
if you've never seen Odd Jobs, I don't know that
you're watch Odd Jobs. I mean, this thing really fell
through the cracks. It was a bunch of comedians. I
mean this was mid eighties and a bunch of comedian
friends just made a movie.
Speaker 3 (45:36):
It was Robert Townsend, remember Robert Townsend.
Speaker 7 (45:39):
Robert Townsend and Paul Reiser and this comic name Rick
Overton and Paul Pravenza.
Speaker 3 (45:45):
These guys are all stand ups.
Speaker 7 (45:47):
And they did this movie where they were like, Hey,
these guys are all thirty and they're like, hey, we're
in college and we're going to start a moving company
to pay for tuition. With all due respect Trucker John
on Odd Jobs. The reason I didn't mention that to
Paul Reiser when he was on That's why I wanted
to chat him up about aliens. I don't even know
(46:08):
if he can stream that movie Odd Jobs and Beats.
Speaker 3 (46:12):
I'm on board.
Speaker 8 (46:12):
It's probably one of the weird like free streamers. It's
probably on two B or something.
Speaker 7 (46:17):
I just remember it being on the shelf when I
was managing Blockbuster Video and the cover of the VHS
it looked like they just took a Kodak Instomatic photo
of themselves and that was the poster for them. It
was super low budge mid eighties, and Riser had some credits. Man,
he'd been in Diner and I think odd I'm sure
(46:39):
Odd Jobs was something they made. And then when those
guys got famous, the guy released after Hollywood Shuffle, Yeah
I'm gonna get you suck out Diner. Early work from
one of the Wet bandits, Yeah you want some Brian.
Brian left me a lot of messages while we were gone.
You don't have a little bit of name.
Speaker 3 (46:59):
That tune with.
Speaker 9 (47:00):
Brian is without You?
Speaker 3 (47:05):
Now do you know this song already? Yeah? I know
everybody knows this song?
Speaker 9 (47:08):
Right is without You?
Speaker 14 (47:14):
I can't, I can't.
Speaker 7 (47:21):
But do you remember who did the song I thought
your dad would know is a big, big hit song
for a guy named Harry Nilson's message.
Speaker 3 (47:32):
Yeah.
Speaker 7 (47:33):
He had an album called Nilsen Schmilsen. This guy was
a big, big deal in the early seventies. He was
one of the few artists back then who got huge
and didn't tour like Steely Dan was a big, big
deal and they didn't tour. Harry Nilsen was another one
of those guys who didn't tour, but he died. He
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had a heart attack, he died, and uh, he's been
dead thirty years now. But Nilsen Schmilsen was one of
those albums that a lot of people.
Speaker 3 (48:04):
Had because of that song.
Speaker 7 (48:07):
And who is gonna do a better job than Brian
when he checks in?
Speaker 8 (48:13):
Oh Brian, Like, I just want to make a Brian
playlist for all the songs that he's saying to us, because.
Speaker 3 (48:18):
But not his version, not his versions, but.
Speaker 8 (48:20):
Just like all the songs, because he brings up a
lot of songs that I wouldn't mind listening to. And
I haven't heard him in a while. He's in They're
They're kind of all over the map. Oh yeah, so
you get a lot of interesting choices together.
Speaker 7 (48:32):
I got another one for you later on that's completely
different than this one.
Speaker 3 (48:35):
That's what I want.
Speaker 14 (48:36):
Yeah, is without you, I can't give I can't give
it more?
Speaker 3 (48:49):
He does? I love it?
Speaker 7 (48:51):
Yep mmmmmmmmm, all right, I hold on before I go
to a break.
Speaker 15 (48:59):
Anthony Fair you Park, Hey, how's it going?
Speaker 3 (49:05):
How are you good?
Speaker 15 (49:08):
And an idea what you could do with the comic
book collection. You could autograph each book and then auction
it off to the highest bidder, and then the highest
bidder gets to meet you in person.
Speaker 7 (49:19):
So you want me to instantly devalue my entire remaining.
Speaker 3 (49:23):
Collection, Anthony, is what you want me to do?
Speaker 15 (49:26):
No, they would be unique because there would be no
other comic book with your signature on it. Right, it
would be like a Lebron James basketball.
Speaker 7 (49:34):
Exactly, like a Lebron James basketball, Lebron.
Speaker 16 (49:38):
Dream like if he like, you know, autograph the baseball
like because he has like, you know, certain like you know,
like licensings where he can't sign certain things and stuff.
Speaker 3 (49:49):
So yeah, but would a comic book be worth while?
Speaker 7 (49:51):
As a stupid question, because it would a comic book
be worth more if it had Lebron's signature and it
I guess, he answered, But yes, I guess he could
sign anything, and it would would make it u more valuable,
more valuable to a.
Speaker 15 (50:01):
Big to a big fan like you know, like an
Al Cocks fan, like that would be tremendous, like to
have you know, like your signature on that would be
your personal comic book you know, and you know you
wouldn't find anywhere.
Speaker 3 (50:12):
Else, Anthony. It is an idea.
Speaker 7 (50:15):
I don't know that that's the direction I'm going to go,
but I certainly appreciate the input.
Speaker 15 (50:20):
Yeah, better than giving it to the exchange.
Speaker 7 (50:23):
Yeah, well, I'm not taking it over there, but I
take your point. Thank you, Anthony.
Speaker 3 (50:26):
I appreciate it is Anthony.
Speaker 10 (50:29):
Did you miss him because we missed you, Well, not
Jerry from Willoughby.
Speaker 3 (50:35):
But the rest of you. Show one double mmas.
Speaker 6 (50:43):
Some people call me the space Cob, some call me
the gangs Love.
Speaker 3 (50:55):
Some people come in May.
Speaker 7 (50:59):
Because I'm I got one thousand dollars for you right
around three point thirty that next keyword courtesy of the
Buzzard bookie, and then I'm gonna have more than six
but fewer than ten minutes with Jason Alexander and his
buddy Peter Tilden, who have a podcast on iHeartRadio called
(51:20):
Really No Really, So I'm excited to talk to those guys.
Speaker 3 (51:25):
Did you go see Joker Too? No, I didn't see it,
but they are.
Speaker 7 (51:32):
Joker Too is turning out to be the Chicago White
Sox of comic book movies. People who are going to it,
are not enjoying it, and I don't know how it's
doing around the world. You know, you can be misled
by a lot of these stories about how a movie
is flopping, because it can flop here and then around
(51:53):
the world makes some money.
Speaker 3 (51:54):
But that's the case here, what's that. I don't think
that's the case with this one.
Speaker 7 (51:58):
It's certainly not going to make the last one a
billion dollars. Now again, they got lucky with Joker, They
fell ass backwards into something that people liked.
Speaker 3 (52:09):
They got really lucky.
Speaker 7 (52:11):
And then why they went the direction they did for
the sequel, I don't know.
Speaker 8 (52:15):
I think it was Todd Phillips trying to do He
didn't want to give him exactly what they wanted.
Speaker 3 (52:21):
You wanted to remind.
Speaker 8 (52:23):
People that this is a villain, and this isn't a
happy story, and this isn't you know, and he's.
Speaker 3 (52:28):
Not a hero.
Speaker 7 (52:30):
Well, everybody's pointing fingers. The audience scores are abysmal. They
only made forty million dollars the opening weekend. That's about
They made almost two hundred the opening weekend for the
first movie. And everybody's pointing fingers. It's a musical, which
is a real move. One of the studio guys said
(52:54):
that the movie's not landing with male viewers because of
the cast of Lady Gaga as Harley Quinn, which I
read as maybe Lady Gaga's not slutty enough. I don't
know people for the Margot robb really. I think Lady
Goga's foxy Margot Robbie really put her stamp.
Speaker 3 (53:14):
On the Harley. People want to Margot Robbie, not a
you know.
Speaker 8 (53:20):
But again, this exists technically outside of that whole thing, right,
The characters have these names and whatever, so it's a
bit of a bait and switch. But I mean, the
people who went to see the first one are largely
gonna go see the second one.
Speaker 3 (53:34):
I thought the first one was fine.
Speaker 7 (53:36):
I thought it was unbelievably overrated, So I have no
interest in Joker too. But people who are going to
see Joker too and are really excited to see it
are like, what the hell is going on?
Speaker 3 (53:49):
Are you gonna see it? Or no, you'll skip it?
Speaker 9 (53:51):
Uh not?
Speaker 3 (53:51):
I don't care.
Speaker 8 (53:52):
I did read some reviews by people that are like
going in with an open mind and understanding what this is.
Speaker 3 (54:02):
Like.
Speaker 8 (54:02):
And these are people that I trust, like it was
actually a very good movie. But then I also kind
of felt the same way about the first one, where
I was like, it was okay, but it's not. It
wasn't for our generation because we've already seen movies like
that where it's an anti hero and it doesn't play
take place within the Batman universe, within a movie like
(54:24):
Taxi Driver or you know all the things that's been
compared to all these different times. So I don't there's
a bunch of other movies I'd rather see before I
see Joker.
Speaker 7 (54:37):
Yeah, so that the new Joker movie is it's a
lot of music. I mean, ja King Phoenix won the
Oscar for that first one. Yeah, he won Academy Award
for playing and Lady Kagaz in this one. And you know,
I always think about the people who are like the
B and C stars who are in a movie like this,
you know, because it's got a lot of good people,
(54:57):
and it's got Zazzi Beats, who I think's Foxy, it's
got Katherine Keener and Steve Coogan, and you know a
lot of other people are in because they figure, oh
my god, this is what we're just gonna you know,
this is a sequel to a massive, massive movie.
Speaker 3 (55:12):
But everybody's everybody's pointing fingers.
Speaker 7 (55:15):
And this is also kind of the beauty of the
movie business is you know, unless you take the points,
you getting paid up front if your movie flops.
Speaker 3 (55:24):
Uh.
Speaker 7 (55:24):
You know, even people to sign on to do movies,
the payer play deals you either we either make this
movie or you pay me anyway. There's a lot of
A listers and even some B listers who sign on
to do movies that just never get made, but they
get paid and that's great. It's like being an NFL coach.
You can get fired, you get paid for the next
(55:45):
five years. Robert, did they blow him out this morning?
Speaker 4 (55:50):
Oh?
Speaker 3 (55:50):
I didn't see that.
Speaker 8 (55:51):
He's from the Jets, yep, week five? He go, Oh,
I didn't see that two and three start? Wow, he go,
he's from Detroit. I wonder if he'll try to do
something with the Lions.
Speaker 3 (56:04):
Wow.
Speaker 7 (56:05):
Okay, Now they're not talking about blowing Kevin Stefanski out,
are they?
Speaker 8 (56:11):
I mean, I mean fans are, but the but everybody
everybody in the organizations like Steadfast, because they're so hamstrung
by the Deshaun Watson contract that they just got to
be like we.
Speaker 3 (56:22):
Just go to be better.
Speaker 8 (56:23):
We gotta play better, we gotta execute, We'll go. So
they're just saying the same thing over and over again.
But what are you gonna nobody's gonna want to coach
this team if they're stuck with this crappy quarterback.
Speaker 3 (56:36):
So it's just.
Speaker 8 (56:36):
Everybody's in his shadow or being over being a time
Coach of the Year winner. So so they're they're having
a tough year and he might. And it's also five
weeks so I know, I haven't heard a lot about
Stefanski getting fired yet. I've heard a lot of fans,
(56:57):
you know, blame him and everything. But it's it's just
kind of a lost season already for the Browns. That's
what it feels like.
Speaker 7 (57:07):
Article I read Deshaun Watson has more settled lawsuits than touchdowns.
Speaker 3 (57:13):
Browns is true? Yeah, that's a lot.
Speaker 8 (57:17):
Yeah, more settled lawsuit twenty three? How many unsettled are
they in the process of Oh god, because it doesn't
change anything, by the way, that's just you're paying somebody
to make it go away. It didn't change anything. Well
that in the league's mind, they're like, well, at least
(57:39):
people aren't talking about it. Anymore because there was they
they just want people to stop talking. There was the
latest allegation that happened that came out after week one,
and we haven't heard anything else about that. So that
was the lady who accused him of like a full
on rape, full on range. Yeah, like a Garth Brooks
type situation that happened while were gone too. Garth Brooks
(58:01):
caught a rape beef.
Speaker 3 (58:01):
Oh really? Oh yeah, I didn't catch that murdering. I
didn't know about the.
Speaker 7 (58:07):
Well, he says, it's someone named Christopher Gaines, who is
wy Anyway, it doesn't really matter to me how the
Browns are doing because the cocks out pregames are so fun.
Speaker 3 (58:19):
That's what that who cares.
Speaker 7 (58:21):
And we're doing another one on Sunday because the Browns
are in Philly.
Speaker 3 (58:26):
So I'm gonna be back at the Lakewood Truck Park
on Sunday.
Speaker 7 (58:29):
So come on out, try to get yourself to Vegas.
Speaker 3 (58:42):
Or on Zoom this time. I don't have to tell
you who.
Speaker 7 (58:44):
Jason Alexander is the legendary George Costanza. His buddy writer
producer Peter Tilden, who worked on Seinfeld back in the days.
It's worse for the Simpsons as well. They have a
podcast called really No Really that is on the iHeartRadio
app right now.
Speaker 3 (58:59):
Gentlemen, how are you.
Speaker 9 (59:02):
Dream and Date WMS?
Speaker 3 (59:03):
My gosh, how do you like that?
Speaker 7 (59:05):
See Peter Tilden. I know you, obviously, I know Jason.
I mean I'm a massive, massive Seinfeld nerd. But Peter Tilden,
I mean I was living in LA in the early
nineties and uh, I was just falling ass backwards into
radio from stand up and I would hear you on
I don't remember what at klos X or start KALSX.
Speaker 17 (59:24):
Yeah, up on KBC for a long long run, did
country music for six and a half years, which was wonderful,
and then went back to talk radio again.
Speaker 3 (59:32):
I've been really lucky, Jason. Happy belated birthday to you,
my friend.
Speaker 9 (59:36):
Oh thank you.
Speaker 3 (59:37):
Yeah.
Speaker 7 (59:38):
I told my third grader this morning that I was
going to be talking to Mayor Hop from Pinky Malinky
and her head exploded.
Speaker 11 (59:44):
So I'm gonna you know, we've done a long radio
to it today and you're the only one to bring
up Pinky.
Speaker 8 (59:53):
MALANKI probably probably the last, but still goes without saying, yeah.
Speaker 9 (59:57):
Thank you. That's that's really I'm very touched by that
and thank you.
Speaker 10 (01:00:00):
So.
Speaker 7 (01:00:01):
Jason and Peter host a podcast. It's on the iHeartRadio app.
It's every Tuesday. This is a new episode. It's called
Really No Really, And because I'm a Seinfeld nerd, I
came to the podcast from the Wayne Knight episode.
Speaker 9 (01:00:13):
Yeah, but you.
Speaker 7 (01:00:14):
Guys have really cast a really wide net on this show,
and that, to me is what makes it so entertaining.
Speaker 9 (01:00:19):
Well. Thanks, Yeah.
Speaker 11 (01:00:20):
The premise of the show is things that Peter and
I find curious, unexplainable, odd funny that we kind of gore.
How does that exist? How is that a thing? And
then the mission of the show is to find the
expert that can explain it to us and make sense
of it. And sometimes they're silly things like you talk
(01:00:41):
about Seinfeld.
Speaker 9 (01:00:42):
The very first episode we did was a.
Speaker 11 (01:00:44):
Jerry Seinfeld stand up premise where he asked, why is
it in public restrooms the stall door doesn't go all.
Speaker 3 (01:00:49):
The way down to the right work?
Speaker 9 (01:00:50):
Yeah, why do we need the little viewing window at
the bottom?
Speaker 11 (01:00:53):
And Peter went out and found an award winning public
restroom designer the answer, and I thought, oh, well, we
can really do this with Wayne even though it was
a you know, free willing conversation. The really you know,
really there was I knew that several years ago Wayne
had you know, he and I are both heavy guys.
He had lost over one hundred pounds. Yeah, he turned
(01:01:16):
himself into a leading man. Actually, Wayne's a very good
looking man and couldn't get a job. So the episode was,
you know, for us, was about, you know, you change
your image. People get to accept you as one thing
or pigeonhole you is one thing, or idealize you as
one thing, and you change it and they don't know
what to do with.
Speaker 9 (01:01:34):
You, and you know what is that all about?
Speaker 11 (01:01:36):
So the episodes going from the sublime to the ridiculous,
right Pete, Yeah, we have We've had on talking dogs.
Speaker 17 (01:01:42):
You know the dogs are press buttons to say something
and linked them together are they really talking? And we
had them the guy right before he was in the
cover of Newswick who did a scientific study of whether
your dog really loves you? Because it was always fascinating
as your dog just because he doesn't have a posable
thumbs and can't get his own treats sucking up to
you or did they really love you? And he got
We've got the answer for him. I always was fascinated
(01:02:02):
when I drive an expensive neighborhoods, wealthy neighborhoods, there's always
a psychic there. How do they afford a storefront in
a upscale neighborhood? And where we found out that's a
two point four billion dollar industry and there's a bigger
undercurrent underbelly to the psychic world. I've never heard before
that that was exposed. And then we had on the
guide from the Forgiveness Institute and it wasn't sure what
that's going to be or where that's going to go,
(01:02:24):
and it was one of the most moving episodes.
Speaker 7 (01:02:26):
Now to get too high falutin about your guys show,
but you know, you read these articles about we're culturally
in a moment now of the death of expertise, Right,
there's a You got a lot of people who kind
of throw that to the side. But to kind of
your point, what you guys are talking about is, no
matter how mundane or minuscule the minutia, somebody is an
expert on it Allan the.
Speaker 11 (01:02:46):
Perfect example for me of of one of our episodes
where I went, Okay, this is going to be a hoot,
and then it took a turn.
Speaker 9 (01:02:53):
We had it.
Speaker 11 (01:02:53):
We found out that there was a team of scientists
that wanted to bring back the wooly Mammoth. Yeah and
I look at each other, going, really, you never saw
Jurassic Park.
Speaker 9 (01:03:02):
You don't know.
Speaker 11 (01:03:03):
This doesn't go well, why would you even want to
do this? And the guy comes on and we're ready
to be really kind of funny and snarky with him,
and within minutes we find out he's not trying to
bring back the woly Mammoth. He's actually trying to save
some species that are endangered, and in doing so might
very well save large parts of our planet that are endangered.
And it's very different and very serious, and our heads
(01:03:25):
starts spinning around, going, oh, we made an assumption that
isn't true.
Speaker 7 (01:03:29):
Well, but it's also where people that's where the clickbaity
stuff kind of gets people too, because if you do
go past the headline that we all saw that you're
referring to holy Mammoth, you know that would have actually
been good for Wayne Night to be a part of
that too, with his expertise in Jurassic Park. But you know,
I mean once you get past that, once you dig
in there's people doing real work on very interesting things.
Speaker 17 (01:03:49):
If you watch late night shows, almost everything they make
fun of you could stop and go, wait a minute,
why this?
Speaker 9 (01:03:54):
Why that?
Speaker 17 (01:03:55):
We had two ghost hunters on, one who was a
skeptic they have a huge podcast skeptic, and one who
is a true fanatic literally and it was fascinating watching
them explore these all the places you've heard about that
supposedly are haunted and get their take and find out
what happened with all their technology and all the gadgets
they're using. And they're wonderful together also, so are there
(01:04:17):
really ghosts or why do we want to believe it?
And then underneath that, why do we believe it?
Speaker 11 (01:04:21):
The reason I'm so impressed that Peter can get these
people is I read something in a German newspaper and
the next thing I know, he's got the antape.
Speaker 9 (01:04:28):
You know, we're only in our second year.
Speaker 11 (01:04:30):
Yeah, I have some notability, but as a podcast you
have to earn your credibility. And for us to have
gotten some of the people on that are at the
top of their fields to come on with us not
knowing exactly what we are, how we're going to treat
this has really been.
Speaker 7 (01:04:47):
Very gratifying and no disrespect to people who do what
I'm mentioning here, but there are a lot of people
in your position who start a podcast, and it essentially
amounts to, let's go back and look at that famous
show I did, and we'll go like the Zapruder film,
frame by frame of each episode. And so initially I
thought maybe your Guys podcast was going to be like, oh,
(01:05:09):
let's talk about Seinfeld. The fact that it's not, and
again I love all things Seinfeld, but the fact that
it's not it's very entertaining, and dare I say informative gentlemen,
that's what we're going for.
Speaker 17 (01:05:19):
We're going for the oh wow that you go in listening.
And if you look at our library of stuff, where
you go, I'll pick any of these and find out
something I didn't know.
Speaker 7 (01:05:28):
Schedule whise, you guys are cutting these game shows right,
you're doing five and six of a clip.
Speaker 17 (01:05:32):
Because the Jason schedule, we do four in a day,
which sometimes a little exhausting, but it's always hanging.
Speaker 9 (01:05:38):
With him for a day. Yeah, there's a gift in itself.
And I mean, and then they drop once a week.
So if you're listening. It's it's every Tuesday they drop.
Speaker 11 (01:05:46):
But I'm going to give you a Seinfeld time because
you were talking about how it's not a show about Seinfeld.
Occasionally there's a there's an obvious time. We're about to
do an episode that really digs into festiveness. We're gonna
do holiday Festivus episode. So for your listeners, we're looking
for people that really really go all out and celebrate
festiv Us. And if they do and then they want
(01:06:09):
to talk about it, they can go to Really No
Really podcast at gmail dot com. Tell us how they
do it, and we may just put them on the show.
Speaker 7 (01:06:17):
Drop their most descriptive Festivus stories.
Speaker 9 (01:06:20):
You bet you yeah.
Speaker 17 (01:06:22):
One question, why is the map next to your head?
You have to consequence yourself.
Speaker 7 (01:06:26):
Well that partially I'm terrible at geography, so it's kind
of by osmosis. No tiny push pins that you probably
can't see are people who listen.
Speaker 3 (01:06:33):
To my show around the country.
Speaker 9 (01:06:35):
Wow, and so about there.
Speaker 3 (01:06:38):
Well it's on that. Wait a minute, Wait a minute.
Speaker 17 (01:06:40):
So each has a name, like the burker Witch family
in Matthew, you actually named the pin.
Speaker 8 (01:06:44):
I had to get the finest point the sharpie's I
could to right on the head of these pins. I'll
tell you what, gentlemen, that was an undertaking in itself, Jason,
before I let you guys go, is it a fresh
hell for you? Every time the mcde lt ad makes
the rounds again on YouTube.
Speaker 9 (01:07:03):
It is amazing. First of all, what was the internet created? Yeah,
purely to circulate my failed commercial attempts.
Speaker 11 (01:07:11):
What's so great about that product is I think it
is the only McDonald's product that did not even begin
to make a go of it. The mcgrib hung in
there was coming back, but no, the McDLT a complete
disaster from the word go.
Speaker 9 (01:07:26):
So of course who should represent it but me?
Speaker 7 (01:07:28):
They say, how dare you assume we want the hot
side hot and the cold side cold?
Speaker 9 (01:07:33):
All the problem with the project?
Speaker 11 (01:07:36):
With that project, it didn't work that way because if
you put the carton into the bag and you didn't
hold it like a landscape and you did it the vertical,
everything from the top fell into the bottom.
Speaker 9 (01:07:46):
So it just it didn't work, you know. The mcdealt.
Speaker 11 (01:07:49):
We did an episode on the Museum of Failure where
all the failed stuff goes, and.
Speaker 9 (01:07:53):
The museum is a great success. The mcdealt is not
in that museum. That that kills me.
Speaker 7 (01:07:58):
But thankfully that ad probably paid major rent for a year,
didn't it.
Speaker 9 (01:08:01):
It did not, It would have.
Speaker 11 (01:08:03):
It would have become a true year contract with McDonald's
to do.
Speaker 9 (01:08:09):
And it McField.
Speaker 3 (01:08:12):
It really did well, mcphil gentlemen, best of luck.
Speaker 7 (01:08:16):
I hope that the Really Not Really podcast does not
go the way of the mcd lt. I hope that
it would, that it's as successful as a resurrected wooly mammoth.
I'm trying to tie all the threads here together.
Speaker 11 (01:08:28):
We only want to have two more pens on our
map than you do.
Speaker 3 (01:08:31):
Beautiful think.
Speaker 9 (01:08:32):
I think I know the mcmonus family in bel Mont, Texas.
That's on your mouth.
Speaker 3 (01:08:36):
They say Hi.
Speaker 8 (01:08:37):
By the way, Festivus is coming up. Listen to a note, gentlemen,
Thank you so much.
Speaker 7 (01:08:41):
I'm big fans of of all your stuff and I
hope to see uh further developments and creative endeavors from
both of you. Really know, really it's Jason Alexander Peter Tilden.
It is on the iHeartRadio app or wherever fine podcasts
are delivered.
Speaker 3 (01:08:55):
Thanks guys, said minutes shot off the bar.
Speaker 8 (01:09:08):
It seems a little unfair that you can watch our
live stream but.
Speaker 2 (01:09:12):
We can't see you.
Speaker 3 (01:09:15):
But we'll fix that tonight.
Speaker 18 (01:09:18):
Outside your window.
Speaker 3 (01:09:23):
On one hundred seven doublem miss early one morning.
Speaker 1 (01:09:32):
While making the roll, and I took the shot of
cocaine and I shut my wold them down.
Speaker 5 (01:09:39):
I would ride home.
Speaker 3 (01:09:40):
Man went too ben.
Speaker 1 (01:09:42):
I stuck a E loven forty four beneath my head
up next morning and I grabbed that gun some the
shot of cocaine and away I run, made a good run,
but I run too slow. They overtook me down in Warres, Mexico.
Speaker 3 (01:10:04):
Did Jabrill Peppers used to play for the Browns.
Speaker 8 (01:10:07):
Yeah, okay, Oh he was drafted by Oh okay, I
was like, that name sounds familiar.
Speaker 4 (01:10:13):
Jack b.
Speaker 2 (01:10:14):
Yeah.
Speaker 7 (01:10:14):
He plays for the who now Patriots, Patriots, I believe Patriots.
He scooped him up on the way to the game.
He didn't play because he got He got arrested for
cocaine assault and battery strangulation. He's got a lot done
in his twenty nine young years.
Speaker 3 (01:10:38):
Pat's loss of the Dolphins.
Speaker 7 (01:10:40):
Sunday fifteen to ten, and uh, they thought it was
just going to be a coke thing. But now he
hit and choked his girlfriend a whole bunch of times.
Speaker 8 (01:10:51):
Yeah, it sounds like he's headed back to the Browns.
Speaker 7 (01:10:54):
Yeah, hey, give us your unwashed. You're tired, you're poor,
you're unwashed.
Speaker 3 (01:11:01):
Yeah.
Speaker 7 (01:11:02):
Jabrill Pepper's girlfriend left her statement with the police and
said that he put his hand on her neck and
smashed her head against the wall and then pushed her
down the stairs. I don't know if she's pregnant, but yeah.
The Patriots said that they were aware of an incident
involving Jabrill Peppers of the Weekend, but they they got
(01:11:27):
him before he would get in there and and sued upright.
So the you know, their coaches in his first season,
I forget the guy's name, but he was. He's in
his h He replaced the Belichick and may Trod.
Speaker 8 (01:11:42):
Yeah, and he's like, yeah, yeah, we we.
Speaker 7 (01:11:46):
Heard there's something going on and we're looking into it.
So but I was like, that name sounds familiar and
I only recognized names from a handful of teens.
Speaker 8 (01:11:58):
And he used to play for the Cleveland brown I
think he was part of the Odell Beckham junior trade.
Oh really, Yeah, he went to the Giants and the
think from the giants to the to there. Well, they
got him on coke and they got him on a
saltm battery and you.
Speaker 3 (01:12:15):
Know got him.
Speaker 7 (01:12:17):
Speaking of which Ozzie did an interview, said that he's
not completely sober anymore. Ozzie's a guy who is he's
defying nature, He's defying all the odds.
Speaker 3 (01:12:30):
He you know, they've talked about this.
Speaker 7 (01:12:34):
He and Keith Richards have some genetic predisposition to still
being alive after all the hell that they've put their
bodies through. And Ozzie, of course, probably one of the
most famous uh drug addicts of all time. And you know,
(01:12:55):
he's just talking about how from time to time he'll
smoke a blunt. He's like, I'm I'm not completely sober,
but he's like, I don't do other stuff. I don't drink,
you know, because Cheron'll kick his ass all over the
house too. So but he also doesn't really want her
finding the pot and so Ozzy, you know, the headline
(01:13:18):
is that Ozzie's not says he's not completely sober anymore,
but a little click baby.
Speaker 3 (01:13:24):
But he's like, there's a lot of people out there.
Speaker 7 (01:13:25):
He says that he's very he's currently very happy in
his life. But there are a lot of people who
are in recovery who aren't, and then obviously they should
seek some kind of treatment. But if listen, if the
worst that happens with Ozzy is he smoking a little weed,
big deal, still living his best life. If you listen
(01:13:47):
to us on iHeartRadio, tell me where follow up from
Alexander in Tampa. He wrote earlier his dad was in
the hospital and they're trying to prepare for this hurricane
without a car in him a car.
Speaker 3 (01:14:01):
He's right there in Tampa.
Speaker 7 (01:14:02):
Boat Yeah, well, a lot of things will turn into
boats when this hits, he said. Most of the stations
in Tampa are out of gas, home depot and lows
are out of supplies. Tampa General Hospital will quote close
their aqua fence. Have you seen that that fence that's
around Tampa General Hospital. They had a company that built
it's called an aqua fence, and it keeps the water
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out from well it did last time. It did during Halleene. Yeah,
it's it's it's built for like you know, ten foot
water surges. If it gets north of that, then they
got some problems. But everywhere they've all I would imagine
that they're probably extraordinarily.
Speaker 3 (01:14:43):
Get the aquafts in.
Speaker 7 (01:14:44):
Yeah, but Tampa famously hasn't been here.
Speaker 3 (01:14:47):
They're extreme. Yeah, they're very expensive, but think of the
damage that they save and the light. Yeah understood.
Speaker 7 (01:14:53):
But I mean these companies, you know, and people who
make those decisions, they're always playing the odds with people's lives.
Speaker 3 (01:15:00):
They're like, oh, one of the chances, you know.
Speaker 7 (01:15:02):
They pointed out that Tampa hasn't been hit directly by
a hurricane in one hundred years, so they're like, up
till now, Ah, one of the chances that'll happen. Happens
once every hundred years, except you know these storms where
they call them once the century storms, those are gonna
get more frequent than once every hundred years. So hopefully,
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people like Alexander who were down there, hopefully they're not
looking at the worst case scenario. But we have a
handful of people in Tampa. We've got Catherine and Mark
and James and and but most of Florida looks like
they're gonna take something from this.
Speaker 3 (01:15:40):
Jesus Dallen, you.
Speaker 13 (01:15:41):
Have the worst taste in women.
Speaker 7 (01:15:44):
Why would you say, Lady Gagays Fox, she is roast man,
Foxy needs nothing coming out of your mouth, but take
it easy.
Speaker 3 (01:15:54):
Anyways, at least it had a nice note. Yeah, I
like an interesting face.
Speaker 8 (01:16:00):
Now see, this guy thinks he's insulting me, But what
he's done is now he's made a lot of work
for me, because now I have to call every woman
I've ever been in a relationship with and unfortunately tell
her that I have terrible, terrible taste in women.
Speaker 3 (01:16:15):
And they're like, well, it turns out I had terrible
taste in men.
Speaker 7 (01:16:18):
That's what I'm worried. Well, they already know that. That's
not some revelation to me. I know that an hour
after I ask him out. It takes them a little
bit longer to find out. No, I like an interesting face.
I mean, you know, you watch these It comes into
clearer focus too when you watch these garbage reality shows.
Gwen watches a couple of these garbage reality shows, and
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every girl looks exactly the same. They have like the
lip filler, and you know, it's all kind of the
Kim Kardashian aspirational kind of vibe. Every one of these
girls looked the same, and so I like an interesting face.
I think, Lady Gaga has an interesting face. I mean,
(01:17:00):
I'm kind of just being cheeky calling her foxy. I
don't know that I would on any given day refer
to her as a foxy. I think she's very interesting looking.
I think she's attractive. What's gross about Lady Gaga? You know,
Lana del Rey married the fan boat Gator guy. Lady Gaga.
(01:17:22):
She pulls like good looking dudes, right, So guys way
hotter than me think Lady Gaga is a good looking woman.
Everybody's got their own taste. That guy doesn't like mine.
I have the worst.
Speaker 3 (01:17:39):
Taste, he says Bill.
Speaker 7 (01:17:41):
So now I have to call these people, and make
no mistake, it's a long list.
Speaker 3 (01:17:46):
I don't look forward to doing it.
Speaker 7 (01:17:48):
Don't look forward to doing it because a lot of
those people I don't have their information. I don't have
any way of contacting them. Hey remember me two thousand
and one, you know, and they're not going to remember.
But now what am I going to do about it?
(01:18:09):
I think you should just give up on women.
Speaker 8 (01:18:12):
Give up on women, yep, give in Sure, there's one
car that has a solution for you, at least an
accusation for you.
Speaker 7 (01:18:23):
I don't know what you're talking about Bill, that person
is uh.
Speaker 8 (01:18:27):
A homo sexual of that guy.
Speaker 7 (01:18:32):
El Weed is a gateway drug. Ozzie will be off
the wagon soon enough. Yeah, but Ozzie could.
Speaker 3 (01:18:37):
Go gate Wait what is this nineteen eighty three gateway drug? Also,
what a nerd? H what a go outside nerd? Go on,
get it, go outside, nerd, get out.
Speaker 7 (01:18:52):
Go Ozzie could go directly off the wagon. By the way,
he doesn't have to dick around with weed or anything.
He can go start doing cocaine if he wants to,
or where he can snort under the line of ants.
Speaker 3 (01:19:07):
But he's not a young man anymore.
Speaker 7 (01:19:10):
He's getting ready to be inducted into the Rock and
Roll Hall of Fame as a solo artist. Maybe he's
getting nervous. Maybe he's preparing for his imminent induction by
calming his nerves with some wacky turbacci.
Speaker 3 (01:19:29):
Allan.
Speaker 7 (01:19:29):
I think Lady Gaga has attracted This is what I'm
talking about. Everybody's got their own thing. I like an
interesting face.
Speaker 8 (01:19:37):
She's good for that role, like opposite of Joaquin Phoenix Joaquin.
I think they were. I think she's properly cast I
think it works. The more people I don't know. Is
this just like the contrarian me that like people like this,
he sucks. I'm like, the more that people talk about it,
like now I want to see it?
Speaker 7 (01:19:58):
Yeah no, I mean I I don't know about that.
Maybe for you. If I don't want to see something,
I don't.
Speaker 3 (01:20:03):
Want to see it. I don't care if a thousand
people are telling me how awesome it is.
Speaker 7 (01:20:05):
And you know, there's movies that I think are great
that everyone I know things suck. So I'm like, that's
not gonna make me not like the movie. I mean,
you like what you like. And yeah, the Lady Gaga
has looked different at different times. You know, I thought
she was real, real cute and the star is born.
I'm not going to see Joker too, but I think
she has a very very interesting.
Speaker 3 (01:20:26):
Face, Lady Gaga. That's right.
Speaker 7 (01:20:33):
I've got more Brian for you.
Speaker 8 (01:20:36):
Tell me, let me try and guess. I don't think
you'll know the song. I know it immediately, but that's
just me.
Speaker 14 (01:20:41):
That's what it takes to show your love.
Speaker 2 (01:20:44):
Its blish.
Speaker 9 (01:20:46):
I give it the best partner.
Speaker 1 (01:20:48):
I want you to know.
Speaker 14 (01:20:50):
Go you think you're so smart, go and play now.
Speaker 3 (01:20:53):
You probably don't know that song. Wait, what is that?
When I think about you to touch myself? No, it's
a kiss song? Was a kiss? Yeah, I don't know.
I don't know if you would kiss Okay.
Speaker 14 (01:21:06):
But it takes to show you a kid thing.
Speaker 3 (01:21:12):
He gets every other line, right, I know. That's how
he makes it his own. Never before.
Speaker 7 (01:21:25):
Yeah, million one off of Lick It Up. Oh, what
a great song. Good job Ryan, We've gotten Harry Nilson
and Kiss.
Speaker 2 (01:21:35):
Yeah those are.
Speaker 7 (01:21:37):
I had friends that were Hey, I had friends that
were away in the Kiss. From early on, I liked
Kiss from lick it Up. Lick it Up was where
I was twelve. Lick it Up was when they took
the makeup off. I was like, now this is what
I'm looking for. They kind of had a grimier image
further they got into the eighties. There was a lot
(01:21:58):
of pink spandex. They were just trying to stay with
the times. But Lick it Up for me, just for me.
I don't know how Kiss fans feel about it. That
was a Vinnie Vincent record, but I loved Lick It Up.
That album just turned like two weeks ago, just turned
forty one years old. So this was the album where
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they went on MTV for the first time without their makeup.
It was the big reveal. It was the first public
appearance that they had made with no makeup, was on MTV,
and they would superimpose their makeup. Remember that MTV where
they did the Kiss reveal and a couple of the
guys who were like, put the makeup back on. But
(01:22:43):
Paul Stanley, you were like, Okay, that's a you know,
that's a good looking dude.
Speaker 3 (01:22:47):
Oh I'm gonna step in it again with Brother ad X,
aren't I.
Speaker 2 (01:22:51):
Right?
Speaker 3 (01:22:52):
Yeah? Homo and Paul Stanley can sing his assholes.
Speaker 8 (01:22:58):
Right, yeah, Paul Stanley, it's well he I think Brother
eighty asked me be like, oh you think Lady Gaga
is attractive?
Speaker 3 (01:23:04):
Gay?
Speaker 7 (01:23:06):
Maybe so? Yeah, maybe so. But they when they unmasked
his sons on.
Speaker 19 (01:23:09):
The current Kiss album.
Speaker 3 (01:23:12):
Oh they took now. Vinnie Vincent was a car.
Speaker 19 (01:23:14):
There's Eric Card with the band since nineteen seventy nine
and Kisses by the way, Eric.
Speaker 3 (01:23:19):
Carr and Eric has ever been with He was great.
See he's a good looking dude.
Speaker 19 (01:23:24):
Paul Stanley rhythm guitarist and lead vocalist.
Speaker 3 (01:23:27):
Paul is a co.
Speaker 7 (01:23:27):
Founder of the group and they had to like turn
their head and kind of mug for the camera a little.
Speaker 19 (01:23:33):
Gene Simmons Bass also a co founder of Kiss. He
is the fire breathing, blood spinning monster of Kiss.
Speaker 3 (01:23:41):
Damn, there's all their faces.
Speaker 7 (01:23:43):
Yeah, so that was a big, big deal when Kiss
took the makeup off and they talked about why they
were doing it and you know, but but I loved
Lick it Up.
Speaker 8 (01:23:52):
My parents not so much. When they were they were
not into lick it Up.
Speaker 7 (01:23:59):
It was a very provocative name for an album. But
I don't know how excited fans were for that album
at the time.
Speaker 3 (01:24:11):
But I love it.
Speaker 7 (01:24:11):
But anyway, I digress. Brian is really going in. He's
going in on it, and I couldn't tell you the
last time I actually heard that song. I'm gonna go
home now, I'm gonna listen to to Lick It Up.
Speaker 14 (01:24:28):
That's what it takes to show you love this.
Speaker 10 (01:24:33):
Kid.
Speaker 9 (01:24:33):
It the best partner I want you to know.
Speaker 8 (01:24:37):
Go you think you're.
Speaker 1 (01:24:38):
So smart, go and play with my heart.
Speaker 4 (01:24:41):
You realize what you never did before.
Speaker 3 (01:24:48):
Brian magnificent song of this. Yeah, I don't.
Speaker 4 (01:24:58):
Love it.
Speaker 7 (01:25:04):
Forty one years old because I remember I bought it
and my other friend who was in the Kiss at
the time was the friend whose parents were banging in
the back bedroom, right.
Speaker 3 (01:25:17):
And I don't want that. And his brother was like,
really heavily fill.
Speaker 8 (01:25:20):
Me up, guys, it's right so gross. But anyway, listen
his parents were.
Speaker 7 (01:25:27):
They were very lusty people, I guess, but his older
brother was heavily into Depeche Mode, and Depeche Mode used
to drop their new albums every fall. Lick It Up
came out like September of eighty three. Depeche Mode used
to drop new records right around that time every fall.
Speaker 3 (01:25:46):
Down the Road. They switched to March every year. I
don't know why. And of course I grew to really
enjoy Depeche Mode.
Speaker 8 (01:25:52):
For the Down the Road, but in the early eighties
I wanted nothing to do with them.
Speaker 3 (01:25:58):
I thought that they were.
Speaker 7 (01:25:59):
Synth pop pretty boys.
Speaker 3 (01:26:01):
I wanted nothing to do with it.
Speaker 7 (01:26:04):
So his older brother was into Depeche Mode, so he's
blasting their music and we just wanted to listen to Kiss.
So I want you to imagine the cacophony in this
tiny house where my friend and I are blasting Lick
It Up, his brother cranking Depeche mode. I don't remember
(01:26:27):
which Depeche Mode album came out in eighty three, and
his parents are in the back of his mom screaming
fill me up.
Speaker 3 (01:26:36):
So they were it sounds like a job for what
is his name? The DJ? Mashup DJ? What the mashup DJ?
Oh DJ commer bund.
Speaker 8 (01:26:48):
Yeah, you could take those songs together and they get
a lady going.
Speaker 3 (01:26:51):
Fill me up.
Speaker 8 (01:26:52):
Yeah, I don't know, I'll make it all, put it
all into one big alan Cos.
Speaker 3 (01:26:58):
Memory mega mix m hmm. Yeah.
Speaker 7 (01:27:02):
But then that's when it finally occurred to me, Oh,
they're cranking this music.
Speaker 3 (01:27:05):
To drown her out. Yeah you know that. But it
also forced you to be It forced you to.
Speaker 7 (01:27:14):
Be comfortable in that environment too, which I think is
a positive thing.
Speaker 3 (01:27:19):
To be, to be comfortable when someone's getting filled up.
Speaker 8 (01:27:24):
And you're a child in your friend. I was twelve,
I wasn't six. That's a my house. Twelve years old
is a pretty I mean, yeah, you know it's sex is,
but you don't need to be hearing a mom yelling
fill me up to Rando's well it was it was
his dad.
Speaker 7 (01:27:44):
I thought, oh yeah, yeah, that was another guy I know. Okay,
I told different stories right now. No, this was his
mom and dad. But is that better or worse?
Speaker 3 (01:27:52):
It's a little better.
Speaker 7 (01:27:53):
Now again, just because I don't know if he filled
her up. She was screaming filled me up. I don't
know if he did, but boy, it sounded like she
was having a good time. But they're just playing a
game the whole time, I know, right behind a closed doors. Yeah, hey,
hungry hungry hippos.
Speaker 3 (01:28:12):
Yeah, there was welcome back local DJ and all around
female orgasm Denier Alan Cobs. This is the Allen Cox Show.
Speaker 20 (01:28:24):
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Speaker 8 (01:28:30):
Here's some guar for you, damn. But I'm a rat catcher.
My request one votes of a.
Speaker 1 (01:28:39):
Over Tom in the Village to Tello.
Speaker 7 (01:28:47):
Mississippi queen in there. You can never pin Gwar down.
That's I think, the secrets to their enduring popularity. And
they've always said this band can live forever. It doesn't
matter who's in the suits, right right, brilliant, You're gonna
play some gar this Saturday night. By the way, our
metal show is back. It's called two Hours to Midnight.
It's me, it's Pat Butler, it's Corey Roddick. Play a
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bunch of brand new stuff play requests. You're gonna play
some Orbit Culture on Saturday Night, brand new within the Ruins,
brand new from Vomit Fourth who are coming to town soon.
Speaker 3 (01:29:24):
A lot of throwbacks. We'll do some.
Speaker 7 (01:29:25):
Gwar and Gogia and White Zombie, whatever else.
Speaker 3 (01:29:30):
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Speaker 7 (01:29:32):
That's the email. If you are a metal fan. Something
you want to hear your local band. I was like
playing local metal. Get that to me as well. Calves
Basketball begins tonight. It crept right up on you with
all of the hoopola around Guardians Championship Baseball. As it
turns out, the Calves have crept up behind us and
(01:29:54):
preseason Cleveland basketball begins tonight against the Chicago Bulls seven
o'clock tip at the Romo Fijo six thirty pre games.
Soon as we roll out, that's when we'll get you
into that. So Bulls Calves Tonight Tomorrow it's back to
(01:30:15):
Detroit Guardians against the Tigers.
Speaker 3 (01:30:17):
They got one apiece.
Speaker 7 (01:30:19):
The Guardians have also announced that the tickets will go
on sale tomorrow for the Alcs tomorrow morning at ten am.
Guardians have the potential to host games one, two, six,
and seven if.
Speaker 3 (01:30:34):
They need them at Progressive Field.
Speaker 7 (01:30:38):
So uh so they're putting tickets on sale for a
series that they might not be in.
Speaker 3 (01:30:45):
I'm a missing here, so right am I? Right? Yeah?
They do that, they do that. They do that.
Speaker 8 (01:30:51):
Hey, here's the tickets, and then if they don't make it,
they just refund.
Speaker 3 (01:30:54):
They don't keep your money.
Speaker 8 (01:30:56):
I think they keep like the processing fees. I think
that's the real scheme. Hey, I never got my tickets. Yeah,
well they weren't in. Yeah, but I bought tickets.
Speaker 3 (01:31:04):
Well, caveat M tour.
Speaker 7 (01:31:07):
Did you read the fine print on the back of
the tickets. We are indemnified. So what you end up
with is a sold out Progressive Field and no game.
But best case scenario, you got a plan for that.
ALCS tickets available tomorrow morning, ten am. Available to the
(01:31:28):
general public. If you are not part of the general public,
I don't know what to tell you. That's a whole
other situation. Tim Herron from your Cleveland Guardians. I saw
them posting it was his birthday today. Tim Herron turns
twenty eight years old.
Speaker 3 (01:31:48):
Just a young, young fella.
Speaker 7 (01:31:50):
He came in at the top of the seventh yesterday.
He's a reliever for them. Got a couple of outs,
you know, So it was just a reliever. It is
not a thing leaf. Pictures are everything in baseball, right, Yeah,
but I mean it's it was zero to zero into
the ninth inning yesterday, so it was it was a
pictures duel, as they say. Also, while we were out,
(01:32:14):
they announced that Terry Francona, Yeah, that was what it's
going to become the skipper for the Reds.
Speaker 3 (01:32:21):
That's big news.
Speaker 8 (01:32:23):
I wonder why you think that the bug got Yeah,
he's like, I'm bored. I want to go, but these guys,
these guys have baseball.
Speaker 7 (01:32:31):
He was on the beach for a cup of coffee
between Boston and Cleveland.
Speaker 8 (01:32:35):
No, I think he went right from did he really?
I think I don't think it was out for a
whole season. I think he went from Boston right to Cleveland.
Speaker 7 (01:32:43):
I see, so one season out he goes, I gotta
get back in huh. And he's like, and I can't
stray too far from Cleveland because I've got jiraces around
the corner and I've got to keep an.
Speaker 3 (01:32:55):
Eye on I can probably Here's what I think. Yeah,
this is a franchise plan, you think. So see, I'm
trying because he's also got that steak restaurant.
Speaker 8 (01:33:04):
It's over in Tremont, so coming soon to Cincinnati and
a steak.
Speaker 3 (01:33:11):
Or maybe it's the other way.
Speaker 7 (01:33:14):
Maybe he wants to be a Skyline chili franchise e.
Speaker 3 (01:33:19):
Well, then he should have started one up here.
Speaker 7 (01:33:21):
Maybe he will. Maybe maybe it'll be both. Uh, you'll
go a little yeah the way, I'll give it, take
a little one way, two way, three four.
Speaker 3 (01:33:30):
Yep. Tito was here for eleven years.
Speaker 7 (01:33:34):
I think that maybe softens the blow for Cleveland Guardians
fans to some degree as they go, well, he's still
in Ohio, but that doesn't really matter.
Speaker 3 (01:33:42):
I don't think that matters.
Speaker 8 (01:33:43):
I think it's and with the success that we've had
with Stephen Vote, I think you know, it's it's weird
to see him be like, yeah, I'm done and then
come back a year later. Uh, But I don't think
anyone's really that upset over different The Guardians were having
a terrible season. It was just kind of of shocking.
Speaker 7 (01:34:02):
It's like the first time you see your ex with
another dude, Right, yeah, you're like.
Speaker 3 (01:34:05):
Why are you with Tito?
Speaker 7 (01:34:10):
A three year contract with an option for a fourth.
The Reds and Terry Francona. Of course he resigned, and
they what do they always do? They say, it's my health,
because boy, he had no shortage of health issues. He
had some legit health stuff going on, a lot of
which was not scooter related, right, But he also cited burnout,
(01:34:34):
which anybody can understand. It's no small undertaking to be
managing a major League baseball team for over a decade.
And so he'll go to the Cincinnati Reds, who play
in the if memory serves, Great American Ballpark, Is that right, Yes,
the Great American Ballpark. So he doesn't even have to
(01:34:58):
be in a city that's starts with a different consonant.
Speaker 8 (01:35:03):
He's just he's still wearing a cap. Yeah, it's like
I don't want to switch consoles. Well, I mean I
went from Boston or Cleveland. If he was he should
have gone to Detroit. But they're yeah, looking for or.
He hasn't even to make his way through the alphabet.
Speaker 7 (01:35:18):
He's barely moved out of the top of the alphabet.
But I mean that Cincinnati Red's c to me is
very reminiscent of the Chicago Bears. See I've got a
Bears cap. Yeah, then if you were just a glance
at it. How about them Bears?
Speaker 3 (01:35:34):
About them Bears? Baby? How did Whoopsie do? By the way,
she did pretty well? Four and one?
Speaker 8 (01:35:41):
Okay, she picked the goddamn Jets, right, and that was
the one that she didn't though, right, he didn't pick
the rounds, she picked the commanders.
Speaker 3 (01:35:50):
She picked.
Speaker 8 (01:35:52):
Who was on the Falcons, which that was a crazy game.
Who else? The Texans and and the Cowboys? So four
and one good week for her?
Speaker 3 (01:36:04):
Yeah, Well, buddy of mine is going to that London game.
Oh that's that'll be fun. Yeah.
Speaker 7 (01:36:16):
Bears, Jags, Jacksonville Jaguars. Hope they're prepared for them.
Speaker 4 (01:36:33):
This is a celebrity.
Speaker 3 (01:36:35):
Gossip with Forrest built in. How are all my little
goslings doing? I got some hot guys. I fill you
up with this hot guss starting off with Francis being
Cobain and Riley Hawk.
Speaker 8 (01:36:49):
We heard the news that they welcome to Baby a
few weeks ago, and these are obviously the kids of
nineties icons like Tony Hawk and Kurt Cobain. And they
were spotted at a pumpkin patch with their little pumpkin themselves,
and according to inside sources, Inside sources, there were some
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complaints about the baby because it didn't smell like teen spirit.
Speaker 3 (01:37:15):
It smelled like poop. Oh yeah, the philli something is
really catching. Not well, you know, people are liking the pill. Welcome,
help me up. Try it next time you're with your man, ladies.
Speaker 4 (01:37:30):
Uh.
Speaker 8 (01:37:31):
Kate Middleton and Prince William are in hell. According to Yeah, well,
she's got cancer and she's undergoing chemotherapy, and according to
the princess's personal stylist, they're just having a really, really
hard time with it.
Speaker 3 (01:37:46):
But according to inside sources, inside sources.
Speaker 8 (01:37:51):
She is a bright side kind of person and nothing
compares to the Shenado O'Connor Halloween costume that Kate Middleton's
got planned. Oh yeah, wait is the inside source for
stylist in that one. Inside sources, she's like kind of
book or something.
Speaker 3 (01:38:10):
All right.
Speaker 8 (01:38:10):
And then finally, uh, turns out Kanye and his wife,
the Busty Bianca Sensory are on the rocks. It looks
like they're gonna split up now. There were reports that
they are back together today, but that doesn't mean thing.
I'm gonna go with what I heard that they are
heading towards divorce. According to inside.
Speaker 3 (01:38:29):
Sources, inside sources twice, divorce and a college dropout. Not
looking good for you. This is not celebrity gossip with
(01:38:50):
lorass built in. So is that bigger news?
Speaker 8 (01:38:55):
Is that better news for people who want to get
with Kanye or people who want to get with Biancus
and Soil? I think it's better news for people that
want to see Biankison. Sorry, cut loose and do because
I have a feeling, Uh, there's an only fan on
the you think so.
Speaker 3 (01:39:12):
I mean, I know, ya, he's got some money, but
I could see her doing it and only well, you know,
something like that.
Speaker 7 (01:39:19):
Most people had never heard of her before the Kanye thing.
Obviously that's that's no big knock. But I kept seeing
her referred to as an architect. She's referred to as
she's Australian. She was referred to as an Australian architect
and model, and I was like, well, that's very interesting.
I don't know what has she designed? Is she the
(01:39:41):
next coming of.
Speaker 3 (01:39:41):
Im pay Or?
Speaker 7 (01:39:44):
And she got a master's degree in architecture and she
was a student architect. But she's currently the head of
architecture at Kanye's clothing company. That sounds like something he
made up. Yeah, that sounds like something where she told
(01:40:05):
him I have.
Speaker 8 (01:40:05):
A degree in architecture and he goes, well, then I'll
make you my head of architecture for my T shirt company.
Speaker 7 (01:40:12):
And I don't know what that means. So I'm curious
where the architect part comes in. But I mean, I
can't say she's foxy because it'll get that dude mad then,
but obviously beyond.
Speaker 3 (01:40:30):
I can't say she's busty because she be busty.
Speaker 7 (01:40:32):
Well, Bianca Sen sorry, is very kim esque. This dude
has got a type. But other than being with Kanye West,
I wonder if she will because who was the.
Speaker 3 (01:40:44):
One that was with him for a hot minute?
Speaker 2 (01:40:49):
Oh?
Speaker 7 (01:40:49):
Julia Fox? Remember Julia Fox. She was there and then
she was gone. She was in Uncut Gems. I think, yeah,
great movie, but she was there and then she was gone,
and she was with Kanye.
Speaker 3 (01:41:00):
But she kind of had her own thing going on
for a while.
Speaker 7 (01:41:06):
But once you're kind of done with the Kanye dating thing,
I wonder what becomes of you.
Speaker 3 (01:41:14):
But I guess we'll find out. She's gonna throw herself
headlong into being an architect.
Speaker 8 (01:41:20):
But I hope she's an architect of.
Speaker 3 (01:41:24):
Only fans building her own fans.
Speaker 8 (01:41:27):
Yeah, let them boobs out. I mean they're pretty much
out all the time anyway. But you know, I want
I'm unfettered.
Speaker 7 (01:41:35):
I love people who don't who aren't in on the joke.
On social media, now, this happens to us all the time.
We get messages all the time. I'll get tech, I'll
get texts, and I'll get uh messages from people who
don't understand that we're And obviously, if you're not watching this,
you're not going to know we're making a face or something,
(01:41:55):
and we're not always Sometimes.
Speaker 3 (01:41:58):
We played a little dry.
Speaker 8 (01:41:59):
It's boned bone, right, But I was I was looking
at between two ferns clip. I'm just scrolling and there's
one and it's his with Jennifer Lawrence where she's giving
him a hard time.
Speaker 3 (01:42:18):
And it's so funny.
Speaker 7 (01:42:19):
For people who've never seen it, I'll play it here
for you between two ferns for people who aren't even
hip to that. It's Zach galifan Akis used to do
it for funny or Die and then I think it
blew it from there. But Zach galifan Akis would do
this one on one interview thing, and he was very dismissive,
and he would have these girls and the actor or
actress is in on it too, because there's no shortage
(01:42:40):
of blooper reels online too, but they would play it
super straight, and a lot of people didn't get it.
Speaker 18 (01:42:46):
For Lawrence Jennifer, thank you, thank you. I got a
beef to pick with your co star Bradley Cooper, because
a beef to key it told me that in real
life that you were. I wrote it down and make
sure you get it right ugly, and I gotta be honest.
I don't know what he's talking about it unless he
(01:43:08):
was just joking with me. You're really good looking.
Speaker 3 (01:43:12):
So you played in a movie called The Hunger Games.
Speaker 7 (01:43:15):
Yeah, isn't that your life story?
Speaker 4 (01:43:17):
Wow?
Speaker 3 (01:43:19):
You shouldn't say that. That's off pudding. You should be
off putting. It's your fat. You shouldn't eat anymore pudding. Yeah, yeah,
when you take on a project like so. Anyway, somebody
had posted that.
Speaker 7 (01:43:35):
I was like, oh, that's such a good clip, and
then the comment was I will never watch another movie
she's in.
Speaker 8 (01:43:41):
I hate rudeness. So with somebody who sees this clip
and goes, oh my god, can you imagine now this.
Speaker 3 (01:43:50):
Happening, like the people that would comments on like a
ClickHole or onion article and be like, I don't think
this is like not in my house, those kind of things, and.
Speaker 7 (01:44:01):
Not everybody's gonna get everything. I understand, you know, people
are kind of half looking at things. But this is
also right after zach Alifanakus calls her ugly, right, a
guy problem with that? Yeah, I will never watch another
movie she's in. I'd hate rudeness, which to me, I
would think that would make you want to watch her movies,
(01:44:21):
because if you think she's rude, the characters she's playing
are nice. I think you'd want to watch all of
her movies. Hey, any iteration of her where she's not
being herself is a plus. Right, Yeah, and then of
course all kinds of people go in on this person,
(01:44:42):
so it's just shooting fish in a barrel.
Speaker 3 (01:44:45):
But yeah, love it.
Speaker 7 (01:44:50):
I will never watch another on her movies. She's terrible,
so rude, so rude.
Speaker 4 (01:44:57):
Yeah.
Speaker 13 (01:44:57):
I love you and your show, but you dropped a
real bomb on us last week. You said all your
siblings smoke cigarettes. That's pretty bad, man. Smoking is like
degenerate behavior, like you're killing yourself. You're spending money to
kill yourself. It's just bad. Smoking's bad. You're a degenerate
if you smoke tobacco. Sorry about your siblings, Allen, how.
Speaker 3 (01:45:21):
About that coming in hot?
Speaker 7 (01:45:23):
Well, I can assure you none of my siblings are degenerates.
And that's not a bombshell. I've mentioned that before. I'm
the only one of my siblings who doesn't smoke.
Speaker 3 (01:45:32):
They probably played pool too.
Speaker 8 (01:45:35):
Yeah, they probably played billiard.
Speaker 7 (01:45:38):
And they're gambling. Probably they're gambling with their health, is
what they're doing. I'll tell you that.
Speaker 3 (01:45:44):
So there you go.
Speaker 7 (01:45:46):
A talkback message on the app from nineteen eighty six,
out of left field.
Speaker 3 (01:45:54):
Yeah, that's not a bombshell. I've mentioned that before.
Speaker 7 (01:45:57):
But just in passing by the way, you know, the
one time I've promised i'll be home every year at
least once is Thanksgiving, and my siblings will invariably at
some point be out in the garage, all you know, smoking,
and I'll go out there because I want to talk
to everybody.
Speaker 3 (01:46:14):
But I'm not you know, I'm not firing up at
dart not my thing.
Speaker 7 (01:46:21):
But I can assure you, because that guy sounded concerned,
I can assure.
Speaker 3 (01:46:26):
You none of my siblings are degenerates. They're very sweet,
successful people called the Alan Cox Show.
Speaker 6 (01:46:34):
It's called the cellular phone, and it's being heralded as
a revolution in technology.
Speaker 11 (01:46:39):
Two six seven eight one double oh seven or three
four eight one double oh seven.
Speaker 3 (01:46:57):
Oh yeah, there's a band called Evergreen Terrace. I think
they're British.
Speaker 13 (01:47:02):
Maybe not.
Speaker 7 (01:47:04):
No, I'm sorry they're not. That's precisely Evergreen Terrace. Now,
I'm sorry. They are Floridian there. I think they're an
Orlando band maybe, And they were going to do a
big festival down there in Florida.
Speaker 3 (01:47:18):
Until they found out what the nature of the thing
was they were on.
Speaker 7 (01:47:21):
I don't know if it was all Florida bands, but
Evergreen Terrace has gone out.
Speaker 3 (01:47:26):
They've done some stuff.
Speaker 7 (01:47:28):
They were on a metal festival called shell Shock two
that was going to be somewhere I don't know if
it was Jacksonville, maybe Orlando, maybe was happening right there
in Orlando.
Speaker 3 (01:47:39):
Evergreen Terrace and a.
Speaker 7 (01:47:41):
Handful of other bands, some of which we've played on
our metal show Let Me Bleed in American Hollow. We
do a metal show on Saturday nights, of course, and
the shell Shock two festival had Evergreen Terraces and three
other bands pull out after the festival announcers announced that
Kyle Rittenhouse was going to be a special guest of
(01:48:01):
the festival. You remember Kyle Rittenhouse. Oh yeah, this is
the kid who drove across state lines to kill people.
And I have to imagine that there are people who
were going to this festival who were big fans of
this kid, as evidenced by the fact that a lot
(01:48:22):
of people were giving these bands that pulled out a
hard time. But these bands were like, we don't want
anything to do with us, So all of the money
that we're going to be making on this other festival
that we're going to do, we're going to donate to
veterans organizations. They're like, we have no interest in playing
a festival that's essentially a rally one way or another.
(01:48:47):
So again, I had never even heard of the shell
Shock festival. And I don't know if it's all Florida
bands or what it is, but Evergreen Terrace is kind
of They kind of have a punk sound to them,
but they're a straight ahead kind of metalcore band and
their delivery is a little bit different. But what they
(01:49:11):
got to replace them is a Slipknot tribute band, So
I mean less than the beauty of that is, nobody
knows who you are. You put in masks, right, you
dress up like Slipknot, you sing their songs.
Speaker 8 (01:49:29):
And so.
Speaker 7 (01:49:31):
Evergreen Terrorists put out a statement saying that they didn't
do their due diligence and they don't want anything to
do with a festival or an event promoting murderers such
as Kyle Rittenhouse capitalizing off their pseudo celebrity was what
their statement said. Of course, Kyle Rittenhouse was the kid
(01:49:56):
who got up there on the stand and fake cried,
and of course he was acquitted of all the charges
and said that at the time he didn't like being
lumped in with all the MAGA types. And then of
course once he was acquitted, he lumped himself in with
all the magotypes, right. He became like a young hero
(01:50:19):
for that set. It's like the January sixth guys who
get in front of a judge and cry and talk
about how much they've learned because they're trying to avoid
jail time, and then when the judge goes, well I'm
still putting you in jail, then they start screaming at
him and flipping them off and saying trump wan and
you know, so it's all this big performance to try
to get from out from under something like that. I mean, listen,
(01:50:44):
nobody wants to go to jail, and even Jimmy Pesto now,
and I'm disappointed in you. You must be an elitist.
Why don't you join your siblings and smoke.
Speaker 3 (01:51:00):
I have a point, Listen, I'm blog I'm the one
missing out.
Speaker 4 (01:51:07):
I get it.
Speaker 3 (01:51:09):
I get it. I was with my brother when he
bought his first pack of cigarettes.
Speaker 5 (01:51:13):
He and I.
Speaker 7 (01:51:14):
I'm We're Irish twins. I'm only fifteen months older than
my middle brother and I just wasn't anybody interested. I
smoked weed.
Speaker 9 (01:51:24):
I did do that.
Speaker 3 (01:51:25):
I didn't drink till I was twenty six.
Speaker 7 (01:51:26):
Starts smoking we when I was like fifteen, sixteen years old,
So shades of difference, but I was not going to
be somebody I'm both my parents smoked before I was born.
Speaker 3 (01:51:35):
My dad is one you know who started smoking.
Speaker 7 (01:51:38):
He was growing up in the South and he started
smoking he was fifteen, joined the military, and my mom
would tell me that when she met my dad.
Speaker 3 (01:51:49):
God bless my mom. She's so sweet.
Speaker 7 (01:51:51):
She said she started smoking because she thought that my
dad cared for her so much that he would stop
smoking rather than seeing her. I don't know what this
fcoctologic was that she had in her head, but it
didn't work that way, and so my mom became a smoker. Well,
they both quit before I was born, so I was
(01:52:14):
not exposed to them as smokers. But all of my
siblings who are younger than I am, they all smoke.
Speaker 3 (01:52:23):
And I don't ever.
Speaker 7 (01:52:24):
I mean, listen, man, we're all grown as adults. I'm
not somebody who's tisking or anything like that.
Speaker 3 (01:52:30):
You do, I get it, man.
Speaker 7 (01:52:32):
I was trying to explain this to my eight year
old about the smoking thing. We got on some conversation
about smoking or there had been something in school.
Speaker 3 (01:52:42):
It was anti smoke out. Don remember what it was.
And so, you know, it's been so warm lately.
Speaker 7 (01:52:48):
That I've been able to walk her to school and
we were talking about the smoking and.
Speaker 3 (01:52:55):
I'm like, it's probably not as much of a thing now.
His kids vape.
Speaker 7 (01:53:01):
I don't know that you see kids smoking cigarettes that
much anymore. Again, I'm not hanging out at high school
parking lots either it might still be a big, big thing,
but you know, for the people, I always thought that
the least effective way to try to get kids to
not smoke was to tell them that it wasn't cool.
Speaker 3 (01:53:19):
It was very cool. You looked cool if you were
in high school. I don't know why. I don't know
what it is. I don't know. Good John in movies
and making people look cool when they smoke. You think
that's all it is.
Speaker 7 (01:53:31):
I know everybody wanted to lay it at Joe Camill's feet,
and I mean that was you know, but I mean
they were clearly.
Speaker 3 (01:53:36):
Sure that is true. And I mean I just think
of movies and this goes way back before that. But like,
you know, all the John Wayne movies and stuff like that,
they're all smoking and it looks cool. Uh die hard.
I never had an inkling to really smoke. I tried
it when I was a teenager.
Speaker 8 (01:53:57):
Yeah, sure, it like watching John McLean smokes cigarettes after
he kills a bunch of terrorists.
Speaker 7 (01:54:03):
You're like, I just didn't want to walk around smelling
like smoke all at the time, I think is what
keeps I was like, you know, I'd make out with
girls of smoked or whatever.
Speaker 3 (01:54:12):
It was like fine, but I'm like, man, I don't
want this all the time. Yeah.
Speaker 8 (01:54:15):
I just remember there was a kid one friends are
always trying to quit smoking and it's so annoying. He's like, oh,
go do it. I'm like, yeah, but you're going to
be back because you don't have the strength. Well, it's
a human to quit smoke. It's hard, man. And I
was trying to impart this to my daughter because she's like,
why do people do it? I go, because it's really
really hard to quit and it makes you look cool.
Speaker 7 (01:54:34):
There have been, you know, I know people that I'm
sure we all do, know people who a lot of
stops and starts before they finally do it.
Speaker 3 (01:54:42):
Oh. John Mulaney finally did it just because he and
he had to hire a hypnotist. And now he's peddling
the hypnotist on Instagram? Is he? Yeah, he's a hypnotist.
Speaker 7 (01:54:51):
Well, good for him. I would think cigarettes were the
least of John Mulaney's worries. He's trying to get them
all take Yeah, well good for him, But no, it
just never. I just remember being on the back of
a buddy of ours who would drive us home from school.
I know, a car and it was him driving my
(01:55:12):
brother in the front seat because they both smoked, and
me in the back seat hot boxing and is super
rujusty and I'm dying in the even with their windows open.
I'm dying in the back seat because all that smoke's
is blown in the backseat. I'm like, man, I cannot
wait to get the hell out of this car. So
I never had the inclination to buy cigarettes and smoke them.
Speaker 8 (01:55:34):
A lot of people do, and I get it. It
chills you out, well, it chills you out once you're
addicted because you're like, oh, I got my fix. Well,
but I mean, like, you know, relieve stress. Sure, but
there's a lot of ways to do that, like yoga
for instance. You know, you might say to yourself, meditation,
(01:55:57):
you might.
Speaker 7 (01:56:00):
Downward dog well, child's pose instead of firing up a
cancer stick. So I don't know how much that still
is prevalent. I mean, with vaping, you don't have to
be buying cigarettes because you know, the barriers to entry
for kids before were being able to get cigarettes, and
(01:56:22):
you don't really have those with vaping any right, you
can get yourself a vape. I mean whatever, you look
like a Putts, But who cares. You're going for the
end result. I wasn't sure if Eminem becoming a grandfather
was going to show up in Perez Builton.
Speaker 3 (01:56:40):
Oh. I thought it was funny.
Speaker 7 (01:56:42):
The article I read a couple of days ago was
that his daughter is pregnant and millennials are having an
existential crisis, because it's funny how time works, isn't it
now that Eminem is going to be a grandfather? Any
good for him? He's fifty one, dudes, is a little
(01:57:03):
bit younger than me. His little girls all grown up,
Haley Jade, she's married, she's pregnant. You know, we're old
enough to remember Eminem holding you know, videos of his
little girl back in the day, in the late nineties,
(01:57:24):
early odds. That was a long Yeah, that was a
long time ago. Slimshady's going to be a grandpa, and
so a lot of people were in their fields about
that one. I'm not ready to be old enough for
Eminem to be a grandpa before saying, what do you
(01:57:47):
mean that's your daughter?
Speaker 3 (01:57:48):
Isn't she still eight years old?
Speaker 2 (01:57:50):
Yeah?
Speaker 7 (01:57:50):
Well, gen xers and millennials, we're yeah, so good for them.
Imagine Eminem, forget Eminem is a great imagine. Eminem is
your father in law. Right, I mean, there's nothing you're
gonna do. It's gonna be this weird confluence of well
and what am I gonna do? It's gonna piss Eminem off.
(01:58:13):
But it's still his daughter. He's still like playing a character,
right right. And it's his one kid, by the way,
he had. She's an only child, So he has one
kid in its.
Speaker 8 (01:58:26):
Das upbringing that he had being this old and finally
like he could have been a grandpa a long time ago, right, right,
she's gotta be close to thirty now, right, I.
Speaker 3 (01:58:42):
Don't know how old she is.
Speaker 7 (01:58:43):
I mean, judging from this old video in nineteen ninety nine,
she's probably I mean he's fifty eight. She's probably almost thirty.
She's probably not thirty. Yes, twenty eight, twenty eight, There
you go.
Speaker 3 (01:58:57):
He's he's not fifty eight, is he? He's fifty one?
Fifty one? Yeah, yeah, No, he's a couple years younger
than me. When's your birthday? I forget I did say
it that one day, and everybody really let me know
that I said. But I wasn't a slip up. It's
just that that uh, that little bit has passed. Yeah,
(01:59:20):
I'm not doing that. Yeah, statute of limitations. That's right.
Speaker 7 (01:59:24):
My birthday is behind me, So congratulations to Eminem. Word
on the street is a MGK is actually the father?
Speaker 3 (01:59:36):
Oh yeah, what street is that? MGK?
Speaker 7 (01:59:42):
Now, all the trick to quitting smoking for me was
quitting cocaine. It's real easy after that.
Speaker 3 (01:59:47):
There you go. Yeah, if you quit cocaine, you can
get quit smoking.
Speaker 7 (01:59:50):
Yeah, but smoking, if you talk to people to smoke,
it's harder than quitting all that other stuff. That's why
people have such a hard time quitting it. Like it's
easier to quit her drugs than thedisse quit smoking.
Speaker 3 (02:00:01):
Now again, I don't know.
Speaker 7 (02:00:02):
I'm talking to people who've smoked, and your results may vary.
Everybody's got a different you know, pain threshold as it were.
But my mom would tell me. You know, I was
born on an army base and my mom didn't have
much to do except smoke before I was born. And
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my mom once she got the smoking, she smoked a lot.
She was by her telling of it, because I wasn't
alive yet. She was like a heavy chain smoker.
Speaker 3 (02:00:40):
Then she quit. Well, she's pregnant with yours. Truly, he
has three kids.
Speaker 7 (02:00:48):
No, he has a couple of he adopted a couple
of kids, but his daughter is his only biological child.
Speaker 3 (02:00:55):
Eminem has had one biological child. That's my point.
Speaker 7 (02:01:00):
I'm not in any way diminishing the impact of adopting children.
I'm just saying that that is his one kid. And
so I don't know who the husband.
Speaker 3 (02:01:10):
I don't know who Eminem's son in law is, but
good for them. She's cute.
Speaker 7 (02:01:19):
I don't know what her mom looks like, but you know,
good for them. Eminem is going to be a grandfather now.
Speaking of grandfathers, Bill Maher, our friend Bill Maher has
been stepping out with al Pacino's baby mama, this girl
who what is her name? Al Pacino famously had a
(02:01:42):
kid not long ago with this girl who kind of
makes the rounds. I guess her name is Noor Alfalla,
and she really kind of started to be in like
the gossip columns because she was going out with al Pacino.
He's eighty four, she's thirty, and she let him leave
it in and so they have a kid and al Pacino,
(02:02:04):
you know, for a long time, I think he's got
a couple kids with Beverly DiAngelo going way back. But
he's very very upfront about like, yeah, that was some fun,
you know, maybe a kid or something, but I'm not
out here trying to get married. He gave she filed
for full physical custody of their son. He said, okay,
(02:02:25):
but she's pretty much his baby mama. And now she
dated Mick Jagger, you know, and now I guess she's
hanging out with Bill Moore, so you know, one of
these girls like I've just been an old thole my
whole life, which is fine, but you know there's a
lot of old souls at the nursing home too. Right,
(02:02:47):
She's not dating Ralph Frankel, she's dating Al Pacino and
Bill Maher and now Bill Maher is never going to
put a kid in her, but you know, and Mick Jagger,
he's girls, I was born in the wrong generation.
Speaker 4 (02:03:02):
Oh were you?
Speaker 2 (02:03:03):
Is that what it is?
Speaker 7 (02:03:04):
Or do you see your really rich old guys and
you let him leave it in? Which you do you,
but it don't give me the old soul stuff. I
were there people doing this with like Charlie Chaplin when
he was like did he have a young wife, I.
Speaker 3 (02:03:23):
Mean young wife back then, was like thirteen years old, right, right,
But like I mean, like later in his life, did
he like have or like some you know, Jimmy, who
is that movie about money that Mary likes? The movie
about money that Mary likes. It takes place around Christmas,
but it's about money. Oh, it's a wonderful life. Jimmy Stewart.
Speaker 8 (02:03:43):
Yeah, did he have a young like when he was
in his seventies? Did he make it to seventies? I
don't know about a lot of these guys died in
their like late fifties.
Speaker 7 (02:03:52):
Yeah, I don't know what I mean, Like Pablo Picasso, right,
he had he was putting babies and women when he
was in his eighties, so you know, it was a
different time. But I love the old soul thing. She's like,
I have a lot of friends who are seventy. No,
you don't you met people friends seventies. Yeah, So anyway,
(02:04:17):
so she's you know, good for her.
Speaker 2 (02:04:20):
I don't.
Speaker 7 (02:04:20):
I'm curious how you first make your way into the circles.
She was twenty three when she dated Mick Jagger. He
was seventy four. She was twenty three, so obviously she
has a penchant for dating significantly older people. But they're
also crazy rich and famous.
Speaker 3 (02:04:45):
And don't care.
Speaker 7 (02:04:46):
You know, if you have a ton of money, you don't.
You're like, yes, fine, it does not matter to me
that we have a kid. Now, I'll pay for everything.
Don't worry about it. You got the nanny you filed
for physical custody? Great, awesome, I'll see him at Easter
and Christmas. But that means that Mick Jagger, al Pacino
(02:05:13):
not the guy from Tropic Thunder and Bill Maher are
all going to be into it. Brothers right, oh yeah,
like you and Big Show.
Speaker 3 (02:05:21):
Yep and Larry Johnson, Larry Johnson.
Speaker 8 (02:05:26):
Don't forget Larry Johnson. Yeah, aptly named who do you
play for?
Speaker 3 (02:05:33):
The show that Hornets? And the uh New York Knicks,
the Knickerbockers.
Speaker 10 (02:05:42):
Wow, And now a moment of silence for the brain
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It's Halloween, So go to school, to school, boos here?
Speaker 9 (02:06:14):
Why even Dracula be here?
Speaker 3 (02:06:16):
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Speaker 4 (02:06:19):
It is fun.
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But for every one the jack lanes and all the
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Speaker 4 (02:06:31):
The time for you.
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Auess.
Speaker 9 (02:06:33):
It's Halloween.
Speaker 3 (02:06:35):
It's hello name.
Speaker 8 (02:06:40):
All the kids are happy.
Speaker 3 (02:06:42):
Games when is old and all live on?
Speaker 17 (02:06:51):
You know, w Halloween and.
Speaker 7 (02:06:53):
Dusty Guy's gonna get mad at the shags. Now, boy,
did that get you in the moon for Halloween? Oh?
Speaker 3 (02:07:03):
Yeah, it gets me in the move for Halloween. Fantastic.
Speaker 7 (02:07:07):
I'll have those hanted you know, I hesitate to say
I'll have haunted schoolhouse passes for it or anything else
all week because we're only on two days this week
because of Guardians playoff baseball. Tomorrow we will be preempted again.
Guardians will play their first playoff game. They're in Detroit,
Games one and two. Of course, you're a progressive field.
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Tigers are the big win last night three to nothing. Boy,
you want to talk about winning a game at the
very last minute. So last night was top of the ninth.
Somebody finally scored. Unfortunately it was Detroit. So they'll head
to Comerica Park tomorrow and Thursday, back to back days.
That Thursday game is at night though, so we'll be
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preempted tomorrow, back live Thursday.
Speaker 8 (02:07:56):
And then out on Friday. So so then when would
if there's game five, would be Saturday. I believe that's correct.
Back here in Cleveland, Okay, So Guardian's Tigers tomorrow afternoon
at threeh eight on WMMS and on the iHeartRadio app.
Speaker 3 (02:08:15):
You can listen there as well.
Speaker 7 (02:08:16):
Calves preseason basketball tonight. This is where the lot of
streams are crossing with respect to Cleveland Sports. Bulls are
in town to play the Calves tonight. That's a seven
o'clock tip at the Romo Fijo. A couple of weeks
away from the beginning of the regular season. A lot
of people talking about this Lebron and Bronni thing. Yeah,
(02:08:36):
because they finally played together for the first time.
Speaker 8 (02:08:39):
First time that a father and son have played on
the same team. Well, played in the NBA together and
played in the same game.
Speaker 7 (02:08:46):
So it's the first time that a father and son
have both been in the NBA at the same time
at the same time, right, huh, I mean the same
team thing?
Speaker 3 (02:08:57):
I get.
Speaker 7 (02:08:58):
I didn't realize there had never been a fire and
son at the same time in the league. It seems
like something that maybe should have happened by now.
Speaker 8 (02:09:05):
Well it has hidden until now, and Lebron's like, I'm
going to make this happen because my kids stinks.
Speaker 3 (02:09:11):
Well, okay, but that's my question.
Speaker 7 (02:09:14):
Is this just is he the ultimate sports NEPO baby
now or does the count good? Okay, because I did
read that they picked him fifty fifth overall.
Speaker 3 (02:09:25):
Yes, but.
Speaker 8 (02:09:27):
He was someone that if he wasn't bronn he wouldn't
have been drafted. This was my question.
Speaker 7 (02:09:33):
Yeah, so the dude's got that much poll where the
LA Lakers go, all right, we'll just put your kid
on the team.
Speaker 3 (02:09:40):
Yeah, why because he's Lebron James.
Speaker 7 (02:09:44):
Right, but also if you're Lebron James, if your kid stinks,
he's going to be riding the pine anyway.
Speaker 8 (02:09:49):
Well, what good is that they put him on something
called a two way contract? Well, where he will develop
in the G League and then come up and play
some be a ry but it's one of those things
where they go, Okay, to make Lebron happy, keep him
on the team for a few more years.
Speaker 3 (02:10:09):
We're gonna just go ahead and see what we'll get
his kid on the team, And that was my question.
Speaker 7 (02:10:14):
You're confirming what I thought. But then I was like, no,
that can't be right. Oh it can't Lebron absolute Lebron.
Speaker 8 (02:10:23):
I mean, yeah, okay, Lebron's kids not a lynch pin
of anything, so they're not gonna He's got a chance
to develop into a decent but he's never gonna make
it to the Lebron level of well nobody does NBA player,
But I mean, just if he can just become a
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serviceable NBA player, people will be shocked because he has
like kind of a rocky start in the the Summer League,
but you know many people do. So he just kinda
kind of way and see if he actually has it,
and maybe he'll he'll be better than we all expect
(02:11:04):
or it will just be oh yeah, he was just
a nepple baby that got to play because its dad's
Lebron James.
Speaker 3 (02:11:13):
I'm hoping that he ends up being pretty good.
Speaker 7 (02:11:15):
I know, Listen, I want every success for everybody that's
in there, because it's it's a meat grinder. But I'm
just thinking I wasn't sure if if I was reading
it correctly or I people were like, oh no, no,
I mean he got in there because of him, but
he's really good.
Speaker 3 (02:11:27):
I don't know. Okay, well then yeah, it was like
five points in his one year in college basketball, Like
it wasn't. It's crazy like there was a player on
his team that was much better that didn't get drafted.
Speaker 7 (02:11:40):
This is what I'm saying, Like, I know Lebron is
one season away from saying deuces for good, but I
can't imagine that engenders a whole lot of a spree
de corps with your teammates.
Speaker 3 (02:11:52):
They're like, what's the what's the G league team for
the Lakers? Fakers?
Speaker 7 (02:11:58):
He's not a two way cod track with the Fakers. Frank,
all right, well there, because we've got the Charge right, Yeah,
We've got the Cleveland Charge Lakers. And so there was
a video of Bronny and Lebron.
Speaker 3 (02:12:17):
H Oh, they're the South Bay Lakers.
Speaker 7 (02:12:19):
South Bay Lakers doesn't sound as exciting.
Speaker 3 (02:12:24):
As the LA Lakers. Okay, well, congratulations to them.
Speaker 7 (02:12:30):
I guess I guess I didn't realize it was that
big of a deal because this is something that's only
important to Lebron James. It's not like the league is
like we can't wait until we get the first father son.
Speaker 8 (02:12:42):
Oh, they love that it's Lebron James, that it's happening
with it because he's such a giant, you know, he's
got such a great legacy in the NBA and it
kept around. He's divisive. So there's a lot of people
that hate Lebron, and there's a lot of people that
love Lebron. But everyone's got opinion. And we'll talk about
Lebron and do exactly what we're doing right now, saying well,
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will is Bronnie just a n NEPO baby or is
he actually going to prove his worth at the NBA level?
Speaker 3 (02:13:13):
And so it gets people interested. They go, well, I
got to check out and see how Brownie does. I see.
Speaker 7 (02:13:20):
All right, Well, there you go Lakers preseason against the
Milwaukee Bucks.
Speaker 3 (02:13:26):
This Thursday night, and you got JJ Reddick as the coach.
Have interesting stuff going on with the Lakers and basketball
in general. I'm very excited for basketball season, even though
it takes a while to really get it ramped up.
But they do that new in season tournament that's kind
of fun.
Speaker 13 (02:13:44):
Yeah.
Speaker 8 (02:13:46):
For the betting, I think people like that, like the
betting for the n season tournament ended up being pretty
like the biggest catalyst for.
Speaker 3 (02:13:54):
I love basketball season. I'm excited for all of it.
Speaker 7 (02:13:57):
I just wasn't sure if I was reading the tea
leaves properly on this Brownie James thing, or if I
you kind of nailed it.
Speaker 3 (02:14:05):
Brian called again, I.
Speaker 14 (02:14:06):
Want you to be my crew, Bet, I want you
to be my lover. Oh Jenny, who could treat you cruel?
Oh Jenny?
Speaker 1 (02:14:17):
He was always the ones fool.
Speaker 8 (02:14:22):
Women some Elton on us Genie. By the way, Brian,
not Jenny. I do like Jenny, Henny Jenny.
Speaker 7 (02:14:29):
God do you think of all the like gay artists
who have to pretend they're singing to women? Elton, John,
Rob Halford, you know all these people that like, maybe
we just assumed. I mean, the song is called Genie,
he's singing to a woman. He got married to a woman,
and you know, but Rob Halford, people go, oh my god.
People who care. I'm a huge Judas Priest fan. I
(02:14:50):
don't care what way Rob Halford's Peter Teeters, but people
who are kind of retconning all of the Judas Priest
songs are like, oh my god, he.
Speaker 8 (02:14:57):
Was singing to dudes doing that night, and we ended
up doing the same thing on Saturday night and it
wasn't quite as high vibes as the just as in Arkansas.
In Arkansas on Friday night, when it was like way
more off the cuff and uh, just kind of a
surprise to everybody. Yeah, but a guy it was his birthday,
so he's he was like a local comic in the area.
(02:15:22):
And I was like, Okay, you can sing a song,
and he sang a Judas Priest song which.
Speaker 3 (02:15:26):
He did a good job with, which one you got
another thing coming. No, it wasn't. It was it was
a deep cut. It was a deep enough cut that
I was like, I don't even know this song.
Speaker 8 (02:15:35):
Turbo Lover, No, let me see breaking the Law, eleven
after midnight, No locked in, no painkiller, Nope, grinder, Electric Eye,
screaming for Vengeance.
Speaker 3 (02:15:52):
I'm not hell Patrol. I don't even know what it was.
But it was something that nobody knew.
Speaker 8 (02:16:00):
So he's up there singing it pretty well, but to
an audience that's just like, man, I'm sure this is
your favorite song. Nothing for nobody wants this and it
was like a seven minute song.
Speaker 7 (02:16:15):
But isn't that the conundrum with karaoke because you are
doing it for yourself. You're doing a song you like,
there's value in doing a song that people know, and
like the only time you can ever say this is
just for me. You're not gonna know this song is
if you absolutely kill the song, if you do a
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great job and people go, oh my god, I don't
know this song. This is the first time I've ever
hearing it, and now I want to hear the original version.
But if you're getting up there, listen, my metal bonafides
are unimpeachable, right, But when I go to a karaoke
thing and there's people doing metal, I'm like, this is awful.
This is terrible, terrible, terrible terry where you're just screaming
(02:16:59):
and there's like people having drinks, and when it's like, man,
somebody should do just a metal karaoke night where everybody
can get up there and scream their head off.
Speaker 3 (02:17:09):
That an be cool.
Speaker 7 (02:17:11):
But like if some girl goes up and you know,
nails Whitney Houston, and the next guy goes up, you
know he's doing Lamb of God poorly, I might add,
So you don't know what Judas Priest song.
Speaker 8 (02:17:22):
I can't even remember what it was I remember was
seven minutes long and there was like a big long soul.
Speaker 7 (02:17:27):
Green man Alishi. Yeah, it was probably some old priests.
I don't know that they're cranking out seven minute songs anymore.
Speaker 3 (02:17:32):
But and that's like I was trying to direct them, like, hey,
what you do. He's like, there's a song I want
to do. It's like, but it's gonna just bring everybody
down because everybody thinks everything's everybody likes the music or
is gonna be impressed by your cool song.
Speaker 8 (02:17:48):
No one's impressed by your cool song. Do a song
that is a radio hit that everybody knows. Yeah, because
in those situations.
Speaker 3 (02:17:56):
My thought is even because all like we all know
each other there, we wanted a song that like, even
if it's a country song, I don't care if everybody
else knows it and I don't know it. I'm fine
with that. Like, if you did this, everybody like, okay,
we at.
Speaker 7 (02:18:10):
Least know that they might not know who does it,
but they know the song. They've heard Beavis and butt
heead singing or something.
Speaker 3 (02:18:16):
Yeah, And he didn't do this. I did Friday Night.
Speaker 8 (02:18:24):
I did say it, and so by Weezer, everybody sound
along Saturday Night, Inside Out six everybody sing along, okay
because people know those songs. Those are crowd pleasers. They're
crowd pleasers. There's a dude that did eminem Rushed. It
got everybody going, uh.
Speaker 3 (02:18:40):
They had some some hip hop in there, Okay, some
what's like a outcast yep, crowd pleasers. Everybody knew it
so fresh, so clean. No one's as dope as me.
Speaker 8 (02:18:53):
From Christapleton, some Guard Brooks like. People knew these songs
and sang along and it was it was good. Raj
did One Last Breath. But the big meme song of
right now, what is that by Creed?
Speaker 3 (02:19:08):
Okay? Yeah, One Last Breath by oh.
Speaker 8 (02:19:15):
Six feet from the Grounds six feet and so.
Speaker 3 (02:19:21):
That's not called one Last Breath though, is it called? Really?
Speaker 8 (02:19:27):
That's a song that I had never heard until it
became popular. Like again, now, was that a big hit?
It was in the Philippine song Yeah, there was a
string of Creed songs. There was a character for higher.
I remember it is one Last Breath. Yeah, I remember
the first couple albums. But I was in the Philippines
when that song and that album came out, so I
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wasn't really hip to that album or that song.
Speaker 7 (02:19:52):
There was a period of time where anything Creed put
out was gonna be on the radio. So I remember
playing One Last Breath. I don't think it was, you know,
a massive hit, but it got played.
Speaker 3 (02:20:03):
Victim of Changes was the Jesus Priest sod Victim. It's
like nineteen seventy four. Yeah, Jesus.
Speaker 7 (02:20:14):
Coming to Creed's almost sold out Romo Fio next month.
Speaker 3 (02:20:17):
Yeah, this one, but everybody was singing it because it gets.
Speaker 4 (02:20:25):
Well.
Speaker 7 (02:20:25):
But you said, this blew up like on TikTok again
or something, and it is just like a.
Speaker 8 (02:20:31):
The menimification of Creed has brought this song back to life,
which again, it might have been a big hit when
it was first out.
Speaker 3 (02:20:38):
I just wasn't around to hear it. Hmm. Yeah, no,
I remember playing this one, Okay.
Speaker 7 (02:20:45):
I hope that when Creed comes to do Romo Fio
that they do Fly Marlins Fly too.
Speaker 3 (02:20:51):
That's a good one, Marlin's song.
Speaker 7 (02:20:53):
Yep, boy, Brian is just calling now and leaving random information.
Speaker 2 (02:20:58):
June one.
Speaker 7 (02:21:01):
I don't know what the hell this guy's talking about
all of a sudden, but he's coming out of left
field with stuff.
Speaker 3 (02:21:06):
Let's go he's just found me a loophole. Thank you, Brian.
I didn't say anything. Victim of change is Jesus.
Speaker 20 (02:21:17):
Ah.
Speaker 7 (02:21:18):
Yeah, that's a long song. Surprised that's even in karaoke
karaoke library.
Speaker 8 (02:21:24):
It's it's just you go on YouTube, you put in
the song hit karaoke version and pretty much in there.
Speaker 3 (02:21:29):
Okay, all right, well everybody's got their go too's.
Speaker 8 (02:21:35):
Right, yep, but you gotta do something that My advice
unless unless you are so good at the song that
it transcends people knowing it or not. My suggestion is
to do a crowd pleaser that people are gonna want
to sing along with, like tokayokie. This is a big
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hit in the United States. By the way, you didn't
do this.
Speaker 3 (02:22:15):
You didn't do I did.
Speaker 20 (02:22:20):
Call the Alan Cox Show.
Speaker 8 (02:22:22):
Where's the best place in America to meet single girls
and guys?
Speaker 9 (02:22:25):
Two one sixty five seven eight one double oh seven
or one eight three four eight one double oh seven?
Speaker 4 (02:22:42):
Yes, yes, day, yes damn.
Speaker 7 (02:23:09):
We're talking about that young lady who has a kid
with al Pacino. She's thirty, he's eighty four. Maybe I
was doing the math watching Heat this past weekend, and
I'm like, God, how old those guys were like my age,
Like de Niro was like my age. When they did Heat,
(02:23:30):
you're talking nineteen ninety five, they were both at the
arguably the height of their powers for that decade.
Speaker 3 (02:23:37):
Anyway.
Speaker 7 (02:23:38):
Famously, the first time the two of them had ever
done a scene together in the diner and Heat and
the cast is stack. But they're both, you know, they're
old guys now with kids and baby mom is the
whole thing. And it's worth pointing out that constant viagra
fueled sex isn't the only stabbing going on in America's
(02:24:02):
nursing homes. I was reading about a guy who got
stabbed in the chest over an argument about Vienna sausages.
You ever had Vienna sausages? Yeah, they come in a can, right,
at least they used to, And there were only a
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couple of brands that made them. These were like very thin,
tiny sausages. And the Vienna part, I guess is the
wiener right Austrian word armor would make them.
Speaker 3 (02:24:45):
You could get them smoked.
Speaker 7 (02:24:48):
For people who thought that those tiny Vienna sausages were
still too big, you could get Vienna sausage bites, and
you could get them in a variety of bra classic
old person cuisine. Like when I was a kid, every
so often there was stuff we would have called deviled ham.
Speaker 3 (02:25:11):
You ever had deviled ham? Oh yeah.
Speaker 7 (02:25:13):
The brand was called Underwood and the logo was A
was a devil. It was really on the nose. To
this day, I don't know what is in deviled ham,
but when I was a kid, because they had deviled
chicken in the can, and they had deviled ham, and
every so often, I assume, when my mom didn't really
want to give it much thought, we would have deviled
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ham sandwiches and I wasn't complaining.
Speaker 3 (02:25:38):
I thought they were delicious.
Speaker 7 (02:25:40):
And I have to think that these things are still
made because there's people who still eat them. You know,
you walk down your grocery store aisle and you'll still
see a smattering of what really old brands, and you'll go, Jesus,
how are these still being made so people are still
buying them?
Speaker 3 (02:25:58):
Or maybe deviled ham is a lost leader. I don't know.
Speaker 8 (02:26:03):
I'm sure these people that are still buying it because
it's last for a long time and people like to
have that canned meet.
Speaker 3 (02:26:10):
Yeah, go, you gotta have meat in the cans. You
can preserve it.
Speaker 7 (02:26:15):
Yeah, you know, some people prefer tinned fish, so deviled ham,
which has got to be analogous to chip chopped ham.
We're a military family. Deviled ham, we'd make sandwiches out
of that. But anyway, there was an argument in this
(02:26:37):
old folks home in you know part of the country
a lot of people consider paradise Tybee Island out there
in Georgia, where a guy accused another man at the
nursing home of stealing his Vienna sausages and the police
(02:26:57):
were called. The police were called and one man was
stabbed in the chest over this argument. Another guy accused
him of stealing his Vienna sausages and he got a
knife in the other guy's stern him. Now, they didn't
say if it was the stabber or the stab ee
(02:27:21):
who lost the sausages, who was the accuser. You know,
you'd think that maybe the accuser was the stabber, but
they didn't specify that. They called the cops out guys alive,
I think, took him to the hospital, and they also
(02:27:41):
didn't figure out if the sausages were actually stolen. This
is the trouble with this. You have to have more
than an accusation before he starts stabbing, right.
Speaker 3 (02:27:53):
You need proof. He needed to know those sausages are gone.
Speaker 7 (02:27:57):
You gotta know something, and you know, but imagine that's
what your life has.
Speaker 3 (02:28:03):
Anti sausage justice rarely goes in your favor.
Speaker 2 (02:28:06):
What is that?
Speaker 8 (02:28:07):
Vigil Anti sausage justice. Well, it's really the only kind.
You're not going to get any satisfaction from local law enforcement.
It's too small for them to handle.
Speaker 7 (02:28:18):
You've got to take matters into your own hands when
it comes to sausage theft, whether it's ring bologne, whether
it's a broughtwurst, whether it's a can of armor Vienna sausages.
Speaker 3 (02:28:32):
Don't know.
Speaker 7 (02:28:35):
I was listening to the Little Sports Break earlier and
it wasn't even really on my radar, But the time
we were talking about this, you and I. The timing
of this works out that they're talking about the w
NBA Finals and they convicted that dude that was trying
to scam Dwight Howard. Do you remember that, Yeah, this
guy tried to get millions of dollars from Dwight Howard.
Speaker 3 (02:28:59):
To the WNBA team in Atlanta.
Speaker 7 (02:29:04):
He was like, oh, yeah, yeah, I gotta line on
this you'd think that a guy who had been in
the NBA would have enough connections where he wouldn't get
scammed by a guy. He gave the guy seven million
dollars because the guy convinced him that he had a
group of investors who were going to buy the Atlanta Dream,
(02:29:25):
which is the WNBA team down there. You know, you
want to go back even a decade, you'd be hard
pressed to find anybody who wanted to invest in the WNBA.
But over the past few years, even pre Caitlin Clark
that that business was growing. She just put it into overdrive.
(02:29:49):
And they asked Dwight Howard if he got any Now,
Dwight Howard played for a long long time. Guy played
for like twenty years. I don't know that the guy
clearly he had seven million dollars to spare.
Speaker 3 (02:29:59):
I mean he he was He's superstar for.
Speaker 8 (02:30:01):
A minute, so he had some huge contracts, and then
he was a journeyman for a like half his career
was superstar up in half of it was just journeyman contract.
Speaker 3 (02:30:12):
Yeah, but who did he play for? Orlando? Orlando?
Speaker 8 (02:30:16):
Then he went to the Lakers and then Houston, and
then after that he just bounced around to a bunch
of teams and ended up winning a championship with the Lakers,
but as like a role player, now like a superstar.
Speaker 3 (02:30:28):
Yeah.
Speaker 7 (02:30:30):
He was also convicted of cheating former NBA forward Chandler
Parsons in a separate scam.
Speaker 3 (02:30:38):
This guy had multiple plates. He was spinning, you know,
a dirty rotten scount. He really was. This guy was
a real stinker. Yeah.
Speaker 8 (02:30:48):
Oh, this guy put him in the stinker category. Yeah,
trying to get seven mil out of Dwight Howard. Guy
did nothing to you. They asked him what he got
for his money. He said, I got a slap in
the face. That's not very nice. A seven million dollars
slap in the face. Just stabbed him like that do
with a Viennas osage? Right, Those weren't no seven million
(02:31:12):
dollars Vienna sausages. Now you probably get a can of
those for a buck forty.
Speaker 3 (02:31:16):
You're not you when you're hungry, you know.
Speaker 5 (02:31:20):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (02:31:20):
He played for the Orlando Magic.
Speaker 7 (02:31:21):
They took him number one overall in the two thousand
and four draft.
Speaker 3 (02:31:25):
Wow.
Speaker 7 (02:31:27):
He won his only NBA title with the Lakers during
the pandemic season. Correct, so he wins the title, he's
playing a No One good thing yep, play with the Rockets, Stars,
the Grizzlies and the Hawks. All right, Stars, Sorry Mavericks.
(02:31:50):
I had hockey on the brain. I saw Dallas and
I had yeah, sorry, the Mavericks.
Speaker 8 (02:31:56):
Layover in Dallas, and uh, it's funny. They have like
a whole I mean they got tons of cowboys merchandise
in there. And then they have a store that's just
like it's just called Levitzky and you can get food
or er Oh yeah, yeah, I think it's just like it.
(02:32:16):
You know, it's like, hey, when you come to town. Yeah,
get a little food, get a little jersey.
Speaker 3 (02:32:21):
Yeah right? And so did they serve Vienna sausages in there?
I didn't need. Is it all knock worse? I did
not check it was not.
Speaker 7 (02:32:28):
It was.
Speaker 3 (02:32:30):
Seven thirty in the morning and I was not particularly
hungry at that point.
Speaker 8 (02:32:35):
Would you like a jersey or knockhorse? On Saturday night,
my flight left at five, so I just stayed up
all night.
Speaker 3 (02:32:43):
I didn't even go to bed. All right.
Speaker 8 (02:32:45):
I watched Bargezi onnl SNL. Yeah, that water slide sketch
was the best sketch of the night.
Speaker 7 (02:32:53):
I haven't watched it yet I've seen little bits and
pieces of.
Speaker 3 (02:32:56):
It, and uh, I mean they did.
Speaker 8 (02:32:58):
They tried to catch lighting in a bottle twoice with
a follow up to that George Washington sketch, which was okay,
but the original one was just so funny.
Speaker 3 (02:33:08):
It's so funny.
Speaker 8 (02:33:08):
Though it was funny, but the water slide sketch was
fantastic because it was the premise was there is a
dead body at the top of a water slide and
the e mts are discussing with the staff of the
like the lifeguards that work at the water park, how
to get the water body down.
Speaker 3 (02:33:29):
You know, they could take it down the stairs or
send it down the water slide, and it's it was
really well done. It makes sense to just put it
down the water slide. That's yeah. But the way they
you know, they can't suggest that, so the way that
it's it's it's really funny how they got to that point.
Speaker 7 (02:33:44):
It's they had to try to lean push them in
that direction. They suggest it.
Speaker 8 (02:33:49):
Yeah, if you watch it they I don't want to
give it away because it's funny how they get it
to be, like, oh, I guess that is what we
could do.
Speaker 7 (02:33:58):
What did they always say makes somebody else think it's
their idea exactly. That's the genius of doing it. Elvis,
Bill ever sang Elvis karaoke if he does, what's his
favorite song? I have never sang Elvis at karaoke, never
did clam bake.
Speaker 3 (02:34:14):
Or not much of an Elvis guy. If I were
to do.
Speaker 7 (02:34:23):
It is old timey even, you know, even for people
who like older music. I don't know anybody goes back
to Elvis. I mean it's one of those things, Uh,
you wouldn't do in the ghetto. I'd probably do in
the ghetto or Suspicious Minds.
Speaker 3 (02:34:52):
That's a good one. You wouldn't do burning Love Honk
honk Burning because again, you want to go with something
that everybody's gonna know, right.
Speaker 8 (02:35:04):
And suspicious minds and in the ghetto are a little
they might they might be a little too deep. Give
me a little, uh, suspicious minds. It's also kind of
a slower one.
Speaker 3 (02:35:21):
Let me see if it's in here.
Speaker 4 (02:35:24):
Weird.
Speaker 3 (02:35:24):
Yeah, Elvis would not be my go to. I mean,
this is a good song. Yeah, this is what I do.
I can't walk out.
Speaker 17 (02:35:44):
This.
Speaker 8 (02:35:44):
What was his seventies yet was Suspicious Minds into the seventies.
Speaker 3 (02:35:47):
Sixty nine, sixties, Nice.
Speaker 7 (02:35:50):
Sixty nine, Alan Canned Meat is opening that weird al tour. Hey,
that's cool. I think you mean candy. Those guys are
all probably one hundred years old now. And you know
(02:36:12):
what the best part of this song is, he's right,
he can't go on suspicious minds. And he was the
second guy to do it like this. The guy who
wrote the song, I think, was the first one to
perform it and it did nothing. And then they gave
it to Elvis and it.
Speaker 3 (02:36:29):
Just blew up.
Speaker 7 (02:36:31):
That was the power of Elvis. Hey, you got a
song that's just lying there like a dog, give it
to Elvis.
Speaker 3 (02:36:40):
Yeah.
Speaker 7 (02:36:49):
Here, I'm gonna play the original one. You want to
hear the original one by Mark James. That's the guy
Mark wrote it.
Speaker 3 (02:36:55):
Let's hear it. And then he performed it and it
did nothing. So they threw it to Elvis.
Speaker 7 (02:37:01):
Because like literally literally it's just swapping Elvis for this guy.
Speaker 3 (02:37:15):
It's not like the music was any different. And what's
the matter with this guy? By the way, he's not Elvis. Hum, Yes,
this man.
Speaker 7 (02:37:34):
See you need those background singers too, that's he was
missing Elvis and the background singers. That was probably the
genius of Elvis. He was like throwing those women in there.
That guy was a buddy of what's his name, d J. Thomas,
so hooked on a feeling rain drops keep falling on
my head guy, and then he's like, hey, man, do
this song here and.
Speaker 3 (02:37:52):
Get it out there. Yeph suspicious minds. Maybe I'll do
that and uh at the next time I end up
don carry next time, yeah, throw out some suspicious mind You.
Speaker 8 (02:38:03):
Know what you should do is that should be your
walkout music when you sell out the funny Stop.
Speaker 3 (02:38:07):
That would be great. That would be great. Fill up
the funny Stop. Yeah, there you goop the funny stop.
Fill her up?
Speaker 6 (02:38:15):
Oh Rishtown, Jacksonville, Florida, taking a break preparing for Hurricane
Milton come through. Listen to the show from Wednesday, and
you were talking about Christian Bale from The Machinist early
on and about how he looked really good in that movie.
Speaker 9 (02:38:28):
Listen Man, Fly or Flag.
Speaker 6 (02:38:29):
I don't really care either way, but there's something about
that look, that Holocaust look, that you find attractive. Should
talk to a therapist or about it. Anyways, hate the
show bye.
Speaker 8 (02:38:40):
See This is another example of people who think that
I'm being serious, I said, Christian Bale looked really good.
Speaker 3 (02:38:46):
Christ I have talked with a bit.
Speaker 7 (02:38:49):
I have talked to my shrink rich thank you about
my issues with with with body stuff I have. And
she said, and I quote, have you ever seen a
movie called The Machinist? And I said yes. She goes,
you should go for that. I said that sounds like
(02:39:10):
really good advice. And she's like, don't knock it till
you try it. And I said, how would I do that?
She said, how do you feel about apples? I said,
I like them. I eat them all the time. They
keep the doctor away and they're good fiber. She goes, okay,
how do you feel about canned meats?
Speaker 3 (02:39:33):
I thought she was gonna good Will hunting you. How
would that go? I don't know.
Speaker 7 (02:39:38):
No, I said, how do you feel about canned meats?
And I said, you mean like Vienna sausages? Because I
said tread lightly said I've got a Swiss army knife
in my pocket.
Speaker 8 (02:39:50):
I think it's Doug Benson, but I can't remember. Somebody
had a great bit about them apple scene in good
Will Hunting and how stupid it is because all he
had to say was one like other thing, like how
do you like it? Like hey like apples and goes m.
(02:40:12):
Then it's like they're fine.
Speaker 3 (02:40:16):
It wasn't. It was a weak link in an otherwise
very well written movie. It was still a memorable scene.
And you're just such a fan of like good of
Will compared to the douchebag. They're like, all right, we're
gonna let this part slide. But you could never you
can never. Yeah.
Speaker 7 (02:40:35):
Yeah, So I said, I'll watch the Machinist. Thank you, Rich,
be safe downe there by the way. I couldn't suspend
my disbelief that there would be a kid named Goodwill,
and like, that's not even You've already taken them Will Hunting,
good Will Hunting.
Speaker 3 (02:40:52):
Good Oh I thought his name was Goodwill. Oh m hmm. Okay,
well maybe I'll go back and watch it.
Speaker 7 (02:41:00):
I'm gonna do a double feat with Goodwill Hunting and
the Machinists.
Speaker 3 (02:41:04):
There you go.
Speaker 7 (02:41:05):
I'm gonna see which one I like better. I'm gonna
check out.
Speaker 11 (02:41:09):
And now I must leave you as the Brady bunch
is on and I find four of those children incredibly arousing.
Speaker 9 (02:41:16):
Get at it.
Speaker 20 (02:41:18):
Be careful of what you say, be careful in every way.
Be careful of what you do. Big Brother is watching you.
Be circumspect and discreet, Stay light on your mental feet.
(02:41:39):
One slip and you know who you're through. Big Brother
is watching you. And with all narratives, remember obedience paid.
And when you watch that TV screens, remember it works
both ways. You disappear in a wink unless you can
(02:42:04):
double think, you'll vanish into the blue. Big Brother is
watching you.