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Speaker 4 (01:03):
Oh, what's going on? Good afternoon? Hi there, Hi, my
name is Alan Cox. You just heard it, but I'll
say it again.

Speaker 2 (01:15):
Such. She is the.

Speaker 4 (01:16):
Depth and bread of my massive ego.

Speaker 2 (01:22):
Hi. Hey, Rob, Anthony's here too. What's up? Man? Jenesse
is back in studio g.

Speaker 4 (01:29):
HI after a whirlwind tour of the Midwest with her
band Sushi Roll.

Speaker 2 (01:38):
She brought us some gifts.

Speaker 3 (01:39):
Rob.

Speaker 4 (01:39):
I saw that what a way to ingratiate yourself with
your new compatriots.

Speaker 2 (01:45):
That to bring us a bit of merch from her band?
How did you guys?

Speaker 4 (01:48):
Le this is the cover band that you were with
in Chicago, right, had a handful of dates booked before
she joined the show, And so she was saying she
can't hear us, she can't hear us? Why can't she
just said?

Speaker 9 (02:00):
Hi, I don't know. It looks like she's kinda can
you not hear us?

Speaker 10 (02:04):
Jess?

Speaker 2 (02:04):
Why would she? When I go my microphones on, I
can't hear them? Oh, this whole thing.

Speaker 9 (02:09):
That when the microphone is on you can't hear.

Speaker 4 (02:11):
This was a thing sometimes with pound Cake like, well
she's looping back, I think or something. Well, then she'll
have to turn her mike off to hear us.

Speaker 9 (02:24):
Borderline inconvenient when you're trying to have a conversation.

Speaker 2 (02:28):
Hey, when has that ever stopped us? Every day?

Speaker 4 (02:31):
Here is a brand new you know how many things
I've learned? You know, you and I have been in
this business, rob for three decades.

Speaker 9 (02:37):
All right, a minute, I bet you something's in Q?

Speaker 2 (02:40):
Do you have something in Qess?

Speaker 9 (02:42):
Is one of the buttons across the top that lit
up can you hear us now with your microphone on?

Speaker 4 (02:50):
Nokay, I'm gonna have to run back down. Fine, listen,
she brought us some merch from her band, and she
brought you a ball cap, brought me a bucket half
yeah with the band's called Sushi Role. I wanted to
know how they landed on that name. She can't hear us, Well,
that's okay. I have a twenty five year old child today.

Speaker 2 (03:12):
Holy cow. I was texting my son this morning.

Speaker 4 (03:14):
He's twenty five today, and it really is You know,
when when kids are younger, you're always trying to figure
out what you're gonna do for them.

Speaker 2 (03:21):
You know, my daughter is going to turn ten.

Speaker 4 (03:24):
Mid February, and so we're kind of trying to lay
out some plants for that or whatever. But you know,
my older kids are twenty five and twenty one, and
it's not that big of a deal anymore. You know,
back in the day, it was my ex wife would
be like, Okay, we're gonna have this dinner and are
you gonna come in? And we go, yeah, of course.
And now it's like, you know, I go, what do
you have planned? And he's like, oh, he and his

(03:45):
girl are gonna he's living in Chicago now, and so
he and his girl are going to go have dinner tonight,
has some drinks, and then this coming weekend they'll do
probably something a little bit bigger. But it's now, it's
just it's me texting hey, happy birthday, love you.

Speaker 2 (04:00):
That's it. Twenty five probably then moem some some gasheesh.
Twenty five is a big one.

Speaker 4 (04:06):
I mean, it's almost mathematically impossible because, as you know,
I'm forty two years old, and so it's uh but
I got around, rob, I got around in junior high
and that's where I got into Trustle Soldier royal out's
while you were young. I really did. They weren't even
royal oates. They were more of the vassal variety kind of.
But uh yeah, twenty five years old today, it's crazy.

Speaker 9 (04:30):
I got a text she said, figured it out? Do
you figure it out?

Speaker 2 (04:32):
Jess? You know what's going on? Though?

Speaker 11 (04:34):
Yeah?

Speaker 8 (04:34):
I do?

Speaker 2 (04:34):
Oh okay, what happened? Yeah it was the cue button,
it was it happens. Listen. There's a million of them.

Speaker 4 (04:41):
So you just got to know today and every day
you'll learn one more thing, you know what I mean?

Speaker 2 (04:46):
Yeah, yeah, So what'd you want to ask her? I
wanted to know how you got Sushi Rolled? Just some
background here.

Speaker 4 (04:51):
Sushi Roll is the band that Jess was in in
Chicago before she moved back to Cleveland.

Speaker 2 (04:55):
Correct, I have that part correct.

Speaker 4 (04:57):
And you had a handful of dates still with those
guys book before you joined the SHO show, And so
she was gone Friday, and so you were what Wisconsin
and Iowa and that kind of stuff.

Speaker 2 (05:04):
We were Michigan, Wisconsin and Iowa. Yep.

Speaker 4 (05:07):
How did you guys land on the name Sushi Roll
for a band? You know?

Speaker 12 (05:11):
I get that question all the time. My boss really
doesn't even know. Well, I mean, somebody had to name
the band's.

Speaker 2 (05:16):
Band, Yeah, the last thirteen years.

Speaker 4 (05:18):
Right, and he doesn't know how he came up with
Sushi Roll. That means he's really embarrassed by it and
doesn't want to Yeah, huh.

Speaker 9 (05:26):
Where he's a portly functioning alcoholic because I forgot everything
my guess.

Speaker 6 (05:32):
I mean.

Speaker 12 (05:32):
He also wears a mask on stage, like a what
is it a WWE mask or something or Noah Luce mask?

Speaker 4 (05:41):
Yes, Nat?

Speaker 2 (05:43):
Why does he wear so he's all over the place?

Speaker 12 (05:45):
Yeah, And that's the other question I don't know why
he wears the mask.

Speaker 2 (05:49):
Well, some people need an affectation, you know.

Speaker 4 (05:51):
I mean, if you're in a cover band, you are
performing other people's songs, so you want something that is yours.
I understand that. What song do you guys open with
or does it change all the time?

Speaker 2 (06:01):
Right now? It's levitating? Levitating by whom it used to be?

Speaker 4 (06:10):
Want to be by spice girls? Okay, that was fun.
Now where in Michigan?

Speaker 2 (06:15):
We were in Grand Rapids? Okay?

Speaker 4 (06:18):
Where in Wisconsin because I know you had posted some
photos along the way.

Speaker 12 (06:24):
Oh my goodness, we're in I don't know the city,
but we were playing.

Speaker 2 (06:27):
A Packers game green Bay Bay.

Speaker 12 (06:30):
It was green Bay Yere.

Speaker 2 (06:33):
You know they're called the Green Bay Packers. Right, I'm
really good at football. She knows that. Now ghost sports.

Speaker 4 (06:39):
I don't know where we were, but it was a
Packers part of Green Bay.

Speaker 2 (06:43):
Yeah, no, I understand. It's a lot. Yeah.

Speaker 4 (06:47):
Well then that you spent the whole weekend like on
the road, like traveling.

Speaker 2 (06:51):
Oh yeah, like door to door. I mean, wow, that's
how it operates. And then where in Iowa?

Speaker 4 (06:57):
We were in Waterloo, no Aimesport.

Speaker 2 (07:02):
Yeah, one of the.

Speaker 4 (07:03):
Quad cities, even though there are five cities, the Davenport,
Iowa one of the two there across on the other
side of the mighty mississip Okay. So, but it was
was it a good weekend? Were you pleased with the performance?
What I have to assume, You know, if you're in
a cover band, you're kind of halfway there with the audience,
like you can't do any wrong.

Speaker 2 (07:22):
Oh yeah, I mean the Packers name was insane. Did
they win? And really they did win?

Speaker 12 (07:27):
So people were going crazy, okay, and we were playing
outside and that temperature was five degrees Oh Jesus.

Speaker 2 (07:32):
So that's why my voice kind of sounds like that.

Speaker 4 (07:34):
Great, your voice sounds exactly the same as it doesn't. Really, Yes,
you're okay, Hey, I'm just being self conscious. Yeah, Packers
beat my Bears, Rob You know, that is an age
old rivalry, and so boy Bears fans. Hey, my chief
engineer at my radio station in Chicago. You know, because
you're right up there, you're near the state line. So
there are a lot of Packers fans in Chicago. But

(07:54):
you certainly don't want to be breathing the same air
as those troglodytes.

Speaker 12 (07:58):
And it's a Chicago and yeah, well they don't care.

Speaker 2 (08:03):
I'm sure they were happy to have you there.

Speaker 4 (08:05):
And no, our chief engineer in Chicago wore a Packers
jersey all the time, and we of course good naturedly
rib him Rob, and then when he'd leave, not so
good naturedly, we'd put fire ants in his lunch.

Speaker 2 (08:20):
Ah. Anyway, yeah, Packers over the Bears. Ah, but uh,
what are you gonna do?

Speaker 4 (08:24):
But you guys had fun and there were were there
any hiccups? I love to hear about the hiccups on
the road.

Speaker 2 (08:29):
No, nothing that I can think of. But I did
you rode a bull mechanical bowl in Michigan?

Speaker 3 (08:34):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (08:34):
How did you do?

Speaker 10 (08:35):
Oh?

Speaker 2 (08:35):
Great, I have a video of it. I a mechanical bull.

Speaker 4 (08:40):
I was talking to Rob about this when we did
the little gar thing at Thirsty Cowboys. They used to
have a bowl there, and I was talking to the
guy who runs a joint. I'm like, I'm surprised he
doesn't have a bull. He goes, Oh, we used to,
he goes. But you run into so many problems with
people who fall off or you know, I go Yeah,
but you gotta sign waivers. You're completely indemnified if you
were a play with a bull and he's like you'd think,

(09:01):
so he goes. But there's still people who want to
push presser luck and it's just more hassle to have
it in there. But anytime I'm traveling, I did it
in Austin. I will do it in Toronto when I'm
there two weeks. I know exactly where I'm going. I
don't know what it is, Rob, I am a sucker
for a mechanical bull. I will walk up, I'll pay
them a five bucks, I'll sign my waiver at the bar,

(09:21):
and I will get on that god damn bull.

Speaker 2 (09:24):
It's so fun.

Speaker 12 (09:24):
I've been waiting so long because I was pregnant the
last time we were.

Speaker 2 (09:28):
There and I wasn't allowed. Yeah right, but yeah, I
mean that.

Speaker 12 (09:32):
Before that, I was puking behind a dumpster. So this
time I was like, dude, I'm ready congratulating.

Speaker 2 (09:37):
Yes.

Speaker 4 (09:38):
The last time I was on one in Austin mid August,
I was doing so well, Rob, I just flopped off
the ball because I was tired of.

Speaker 9 (09:45):
Being on it and I'm spent.

Speaker 2 (09:49):
Yeah, oh no, I've fallen off.

Speaker 4 (09:53):
I've had enough. I've had enough of this mechanical bull. Yeah, okay,
well good, so it was a good weekend sure overall?

Speaker 6 (10:02):
All right?

Speaker 9 (10:02):
Is it three shows total?

Speaker 2 (10:04):
Yep? Three? Yeah. Do you guys perform any Aerosmith? No? No, Aerosmith, man,
how can that be? I know we want the dancy
dance songs, Eat the Rich.

Speaker 4 (10:15):
That's something everybody can get behind these days. Right, that's
an up tempo number. How about draw the Line or
is it more? Is your whole setless? Kind of more
on the pop side, it's more poppy?

Speaker 8 (10:24):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (10:25):
Okay, top forties all right? You do ten inch record? Yeah?

Speaker 13 (10:31):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (10:32):
The Allen Carr Show on one hundred.

Speaker 7 (10:39):
It's not every day you hear him complain about something.

Speaker 2 (10:43):
Wait, yes it is car on one point seven, DOMMS.

Speaker 4 (10:54):
Two one five seven eight one double O seven djos
Live or eight hundred three four eight one double O
seven three to me a text. Cavaliers now back on
the wood until Friday night.

Speaker 2 (11:10):
They got the this week? What's the thing? The Emirates Cup?
Emirates Cup? All right?

Speaker 4 (11:16):
Is that like the Dubai Comedy Festival? I believe the
Emirates Cup?

Speaker 2 (11:21):
All right?

Speaker 4 (11:22):
Well they won last night, right, no on Saturday, but
they beat the Spurs, which I did not expect them
to do pretty handily. By the way, one thirty Warriors
one seventeen lost to the Warriors.

Speaker 2 (11:36):
Yep.

Speaker 4 (11:37):
So Friday night, Cavalier's will be back on the road.
They will be in DC to play the Wizards and
then back home on Sunday to take on the Hornets.
I will have Calves Bulls tickets for you all this week.
They are playing them back to back, once at the
United Center and then here in Cleveland. So Calves Bulls

(11:58):
those tickets all week around five ten. The game is Friday.
I guess we're wasting no time setting people up for
that Friday, December nineteenth, there at the Rocket Arena. Alan
add being a sucker for a mechanical bull to the
list of reasons that you are gay.

Speaker 2 (12:18):
Wonderful. I didn't realize gay dudes like him.

Speaker 4 (12:22):
I mean, this person says it looks really gay when
you're and of course I've told the story from years ago.
You know you I can understand the confusion, Rob, because
every time you're on it, it does culminate in you
getting jerked off, and sometimes it happens very quickly. You know,
years ago, I hadn't built up a tolerance yet. And

(12:43):
so I got jerked off very quickly. But this past
August when I was in Austin, I was on for
so long and the guy keeps, you know, if you
they time you, and if you're able to make it
past a certain amount of time, they crank the speed
up a little bit.

Speaker 2 (12:57):
Yeah, yep, he just didn't crank you off. Just couldn't
jerk me off, no matter how hard he tried.

Speaker 4 (13:02):
And this guy was working feverishly robed and he's screaming,
would you finish already? Well, there's just you know, it's
like the guy's a carny, but you're in a bar, right.
So the guy's just sitting there behind a podium like
they do, you know, at the at the carnival, and
he's just turning the knob.

Speaker 9 (13:17):
Or whatever and turning the knob. Indeed, he really was.

Speaker 4 (13:20):
He was working that knob over time, and he just
couldn't jerk me off.

Speaker 2 (13:24):
And well it takes me a long time. What can I.

Speaker 4 (13:26):
Say, sir, Yeah there's here? Yeah, And so yeah, I
finally just flopped off.

Speaker 2 (13:36):
I was like, I'm done up here.

Speaker 4 (13:37):
And it was coincidental. I mean, it wasn't you know.
I'd love to say that it was some skill on
my part. It was just one of those nights where
I just was I was one with the bully.

Speaker 2 (13:47):
That's all it was. I was one with the bull.

Speaker 9 (13:50):
Just finally just shrunk down and leaned over and just
fell aside.

Speaker 2 (13:56):
I did.

Speaker 4 (13:57):
I kind of went yeah, I kind of went yeah.
I went to the side there. I was spent. But
how long were you on before you got jerked off?

Speaker 2 (14:05):
Jess? I did a whole song on it.

Speaker 4 (14:07):
Oh you did a whole song. What was the song,
Save a Horse Ride a Cowboy? Yeah, you know, naturally right.
I don't even remember the music, because the thing that
was so strange about it is this bar I walked into.
It wasn't a country bar. They just had a bull
and I was like, okay, And so, you know, it
was August. All the windows are open and I'm just
walking down with a couple of friends and I look

(14:30):
in and there it is.

Speaker 2 (14:30):
I go, we are going in here.

Speaker 9 (14:32):
So hers was Save a Horse Ride a Cowboy? Was
yours careless whisper and you were.

Speaker 2 (14:38):
Rob I understand what you're implying.

Speaker 4 (14:41):
I understand that you are taking the uh, you are
taking the side of the people who are I am
you know, me a hard time for I'm just I'm
just imagining that if you're going to go long on
a mechanical bowl, careless Whisper is the perfect song to
attempt to be jerked off to. It was not careless Whisper, No,

(15:03):
there was nothing careless about what I was doing that night.

Speaker 2 (15:06):
You're thinking of hairless Whisper.

Speaker 4 (15:08):
That's a completely different song, that's but it's no less enthralling,
and it's very nice. Yeah, we were running an advertisement
in between, you know, over there on the iHeartRadio app.
I heard an advertisement and I got to tell you,
I just don't remember what it was for. But what
did jump out at me was a guy talking about

(15:28):
how he was newly sober.

Speaker 2 (15:30):
Our own Jess is sober, not newly though, right, how long?
Eighteen months? Eighteen months? That's it was for you, one
day at a time.

Speaker 4 (15:36):
Our friend Mary Santora has been sober now for many years,
and this guy was the first person I had heard
referred to his situation as for many years I suffered
from alcohol misuse, yeah, not abuse. Now, maybe this has
been in the vernacular for a minute and I've just
missed it, But that's the first time I heard alcohol misuse,

(15:56):
and I was curious where the line was. Where is
the line between And I'm sure it's it varies by person,
you know it, But if you're a heavy drinker, what
is the line between misuse and abuse? Because obviously there
are dilitarious things that that happen to your body when
you're drinking to excess. But every person has their own

(16:19):
kind of line where well, this is where I Some
people believe that any alcohol intake is abuse, and that's
patently absurd. Those people just can't hold their liquor. But
for you, jess, what is the line between misuse and abuse?
Or is it this guy just trying to soften the blow.
He's just trying to get misuse happening, you know how

(16:40):
like sometimes we if something's been around for a long time,
people stop paying attention to it. They give it a
new name so that everybody will somehow have some renewed
focus on it. And sometimes it works, sometimes it doesn't.
But I had never heard alcohol misuse before.

Speaker 14 (16:53):
I don't know.

Speaker 12 (16:53):
Guess for me, it was I was just drinking way
too much and I was ruining my life.

Speaker 4 (16:59):
I could not stop. Okay, yeah, it got really really bad.
So it wasn't one of those situations. I think everybody
thinks that everybody has a quote unquote rock bottom for you.
You looked around and were like this cannot continue. Oh no,
I hit rock bottom. Oh you did real bad? And
are you comfortable describing that?

Speaker 2 (17:17):
I mean, so I moved to Chicago. How long were
you there in Chicago? About a year and a half.
Year and a half, okay, back and forth.

Speaker 12 (17:27):
I was coming back to Cleveland at some points in time,
but you know, I was trying to get sober. I
was like on and off and then I'd keep relapsing.

Speaker 2 (17:37):
And then wait, so when you moved there, you were
already a heavy drinker. Oh yeah, I mean I was.

Speaker 12 (17:41):
I think at that point in time there were so
many relapses for me where it was. I think I
had like a month in again, and then I remember
Savvi Blanc at a bar with my roommate and I
was like, oh, yeah, I'll be fine, I'll be fine.

Speaker 2 (17:58):
No, I was not fine. And then you know, being
on the.

Speaker 12 (18:01):
Road too well, no, absolutely get bars every single night.

Speaker 2 (18:04):
Wait. So the thinking was I'll be fine because it's
just wine.

Speaker 12 (18:07):
Yeah, I was like, I'll be fine. It's just one.
I can handle it. I'm not an alcoholic. I'll be fine.

Speaker 4 (18:12):
Are you somebody who was like drinking since high school?
That whole thing? Yeah, like a stereotypical come up.

Speaker 2 (18:18):
I had a fake idea at sixteen years old.

Speaker 4 (18:21):
Rob, I had a fake idea at twenty six and
the guy just goes, you don't need this, You're good here, dude,
and I go, oh, I have completely been misinformed by that.

Speaker 2 (18:30):
Guys.

Speaker 4 (18:32):
Yeah, and so you so you're in Chicago and you
but it wasn't a situation where you're like lying in
an alley or anything, or on the floor of some
dude's apartment.

Speaker 2 (18:42):
You have no idea how you got there.

Speaker 7 (18:43):
No.

Speaker 12 (18:43):
I ended up getting really really drunk at this bar
in Chicago right around the corner from my apartment.

Speaker 2 (18:51):
Of the bar Matchbox, Yeah, okay, And I literally had
no idea where I was.

Speaker 12 (18:56):
I woke up. The bartender's like, hey, you gotta get
out here. You got to pay your tab, get out
of here, And I was like, what is going on?
This nice girl? She was a godsend.

Speaker 4 (19:07):
By the way, if you've never been to the match Box,
because I used to live not far from there, I
know what it is. I used to live at Ogden
and Grand and match Box is not far from there.

Speaker 2 (19:16):
Match Box Bar is.

Speaker 4 (19:17):
Named that because it's like three feet across it is.
It's like a long hallway with a bar in it,
so you can't your max cap in there is not
that much. So if you're drinking there and getting lit up,
you're doing some stuff. Oh so that's where you were.

Speaker 2 (19:33):
Yep.

Speaker 12 (19:33):
And this girl drove my car back for me to
my apartment. She was like, you are so lucky. And
she's like, you're in Chicago now, it's not wherever you're from. Like,
things could happen, meaning what like I don't know, some
dude could have picked me up, I could have wandered
off something.

Speaker 4 (19:48):
Yeah, that could happen here that Yeah, but New City,
Oh your way around, gotcha?

Speaker 2 (19:53):
Yeah, I had no idea. I didn't even know my.

Speaker 12 (19:55):
Apartment was that close to I see what you mean. Yeah,
I drove my car there. Yeah so yeah.

Speaker 4 (20:01):
Yeah, you're like, oh gosh, this was a ninety second
car trip.

Speaker 12 (20:06):
Yeah to my apartment I lived on Chestnut. Yeah okay,
but yeah, I mean and that was the.

Speaker 2 (20:14):
Last time I ever drank. Wow.

Speaker 12 (20:17):
Ever, that was like the final time, I was like,
I can't do this anymore because I lost everybody.

Speaker 2 (20:23):
Wow. Oh yeah, and so your friends were So your
friends were done a while ago. Your friends gave up
on you?

Speaker 4 (20:32):
Okay, Yeah, this wasn't your first rodeo then, Okay, So
were you always a wine we Were you living by
Cabrini Green? You said you lived on Chestnut by the
match box? Were you living by Cabrini Green? You were
by Saint John Candy's, Kert Park, by Saint John Cantiis
by the church?

Speaker 10 (20:47):
Yep?

Speaker 12 (20:47):
Yeah, yeah, okay, okay, yeah that's where it was. So
it wasn't that far right, No, I wasn't just a
wine drunk guy.

Speaker 4 (20:54):
So you got home and yeah, could I get a solving?

Speaker 2 (20:59):
You on block and vodka? Pa vodka?

Speaker 12 (21:02):
And everyone's like, that's how that's what alcoholics drink. And
I'm like, no, yeah, I don't, but I don't understand
that I straight vodka.

Speaker 4 (21:10):
Yeah, but a lot of people drink vodka shots, not
like I was.

Speaker 9 (21:13):
Yeah, but I think it's I think again, there's always
that difference, right, Like it's it's an obvious difference for
you if it's a floating scale.

Speaker 2 (21:20):
For people too.

Speaker 4 (21:20):
That's what I'm curious about is that everybody's got their
own thing. If you and I go in and do
a handful of vodka shots, we're done, and we're finished
for the evening, right.

Speaker 2 (21:29):
She is like, can't stop, won't stop? Oh yeah.

Speaker 12 (21:33):
And then there was one show in Fargo, North Dakota,
one of my relapses. I don't remember the show, and
I almost got fired.

Speaker 2 (21:41):
The band is you and a bunch of dudes.

Speaker 4 (21:42):
Yeah, yep, so it's probably you could make the case
for there's a it's more fraternal than than You're the
one female. So they're like, hey, come on, yeah.

Speaker 2 (21:55):
That kind of thing. No, they weren't drinkers. Oh they weren't.
Oh you were carrying for everybody or was a drinker.

Speaker 12 (22:01):
The bass player would drink sometimes, but I would secretly
drink because after that Fargo show, my boss was like,
no more.

Speaker 2 (22:07):
Drinking on stage. We are done.

Speaker 15 (22:09):
Wow.

Speaker 2 (22:09):
And then so what I would do. I'm like, oh,
you can't tell me what to do.

Speaker 12 (22:13):
So I would hide alcohol in my shoes on the road.

Speaker 2 (22:17):
Yeah yeah, okay, and go chuck it in the bathroom.
I'm like, no one will know I'm drunk.

Speaker 4 (22:21):
Henigan's no smell, no tell show. Yeah, oh warm white class.

Speaker 2 (22:25):
Yeah. Wow. So you were devoted. Oh yes I was.

Speaker 4 (22:29):
Yeah, but they're gonna know you've been drinking, if you're
like super wobbly or you're forgetting stuff or right, or
were you hiding it really well?

Speaker 2 (22:38):
I thought I was hiding it really well. Yeah.

Speaker 4 (22:40):
So they had like a come to Jesus meeting with you.
They had like you got a stern talking to after
one show. Well, yeah that was the Fargo show. And
the guy goes, baby, this is Fargo, all right, this
is a big legs.

Speaker 2 (22:51):
I don't know where you think you are, but this
is the big show. All right, this is Fargo, North Dakota.
Have you made your decision for Christ? You are not
going to screw us up anywhere is a place though?

Speaker 4 (23:03):
Oh my, well it's on oil workers up there now
right all the like Monntana, North Dakota. There's a lot
of these places that used to be kind of just
towns and cities, but there's more money in them because
there's like a lot of you know.

Speaker 2 (23:17):
But Fargo is kind of on the up h I.

Speaker 12 (23:21):
Mean they're okay, I mean they stand very close to
your face and spit in your mouth when they talk to you. Sure,
even if you don't ask. It's very cold up there.
We'd play in February all the time. Yeah, not not
my favorite place to go.

Speaker 4 (23:37):
All on, anyone from Chicago is an alcoholic. How the
hell else do you approve of court? Ramrod says, well,
that's what separates the men from the boys. Ramrod, I
don't know what to tell you. And now my Lord's
available everywhere, so you don't even have to spend any
amount of.

Speaker 9 (23:51):
Time's definitely having a come up, isn't it. It's everywhere
talking about it.

Speaker 4 (23:56):
Yeah, that's the case of anything where I think after
a while it starts getting wildly distributed. When I lived
in Pennsylvania, you know, you still had to like bring
yingling to other places. Now you can get it anywhere.
But you know, same with milort. For a long time,
you had to be in Cook County.

Speaker 2 (24:11):
To get milort.

Speaker 4 (24:12):
Now everybody's got it, so everyone else gets to enjoy
that gruits gasoline. It's it's the tire fire burnt hair
lingering flavor, the singular delight that is malorious. But why now,
it's been around since the thirties, so it just started
to get more widely distributed. It's wild, but it's everywhere

(24:35):
and everybody has the story about it. Social media probably helped,
probably with a lot of those other Yeah, it makes sense. Yeah,
people don't know about it until they know about it.
Every bar has a bottle now, Yeah, Yeah, it's weird.
It's a Scottish a Swedish drink. I didn't know that
it was a it's a Swedish bitter. It's defined as Yeah,
it's not that different from absence. I mean, it's wormwood
and it doesn't taste great.

Speaker 9 (24:54):
And I've had that. Yeah, I could drink absent.

Speaker 4 (24:59):
I mean I remember buying a bottle of malort for
a friend for a party I was going to, and
the liquor store guy was here as a rocky river,
and the liquor store guy goes, you are a sick
f aren't you? And he just kind of chuckled, and
I go, oh, it's you know, it's an acquired taste.

Speaker 2 (25:15):
You like it? My answer, I don't hate it.

Speaker 4 (25:18):
I don't think anybody. There's some people who pretend they
really like it. Nobody really likes it, but some people
cannot literally consume it or stomach it and I'm I'm
fine with it.

Speaker 2 (25:29):
I did a tongue dip and it stayed on my
tongue for like, I don't know.

Speaker 9 (25:33):
That's probably worse than taking the shots, you know what
I mean, Like doing that just to taste it's worse
than drinking it.

Speaker 4 (25:39):
Well, we tried to make that part of our Lavier
roller coaster, which really never came to fruition. Nope, it
was never fleshed out. That was an instance of me
being Johnny big balls with a drink I wanted to
put together. And we did one singular iteration of it
at the Guardian's Home open opening day broadcast and it
was just just Faygo and Malort and I think we

(26:03):
threw an all of in there. It was all kinds
of it was all kinds of crawd. It was absurd
on its f mustard never really refined it.

Speaker 9 (26:09):
Remember we put ballpark mustard in it.

Speaker 2 (26:11):
We did put ball park mustard in it.

Speaker 9 (26:13):
Yeah, and then I had like it was a black
olive juice thing was It was rough.

Speaker 4 (26:19):
It was rough, but I would like to revisit. And
what brand of fago did we use?

Speaker 2 (26:23):
Rock and Rye Rock and Rye yes? Right? The og
so alcohol circling back alcohol.

Speaker 4 (26:29):
Miss you were way beyond alcohol misuse, Jeff, Oh, yes, okay,
and then you finally, so do you call? But your
friends never had an intervention or anything like that. Not really, no,
just we're just like jazz, we're done. Yeah, and I
did some pretty crazy things. I mean, we're all we're
all good now.

Speaker 12 (26:49):
I mean it's taken a lot of time, but I
mean my one friend fourteen years and she we didn't.

Speaker 4 (26:54):
Talk for a while. I didn't talk to a lot
of them for a really long time. They were they
were like tired of cleaning you up.

Speaker 12 (27:00):
Oh yeah, they're just tired of watching it go down.
They're like, she's just she's not serious about it, because
I would just be like, yeah, I'm fine, all I'm
sober now, and then right back to it eighteen months
in good.

Speaker 2 (27:13):
For your regrets?

Speaker 4 (27:14):
Are you somebody who if you had a sip of wine,
you'd be right back anyway? Because you know, Rob's like
if I had a cigarette, I go out and buy
a cart right, Yeah, okay, well good, but don't.

Speaker 2 (27:25):
Drink the n A beers and the na wins. It
doesn't bother me. Uh huh. That's narcotics Anonymous, Rob. They
make their own lines of yeah branded right on the bottle.

Speaker 4 (27:36):
Yeah yeah, Hey, I'm trying to get off heroin. Do
you have any narcotics anonymous branded wines?

Speaker 2 (27:42):
We sure do well, We sure do ye that Oh
it's so good.

Speaker 4 (27:49):
A lot of messages coming in on the iHeartRadio app
over the course of the weekend.

Speaker 8 (27:53):
Hello, Alan Rob, this is Wild Lily and Colorado. You
were my mostless to podcast, according to iHeartRadio's End of
the Year rap Feel free to send the fabulous cash
and prizes. For over one hundred eighty four thousand minutes
listened hate the show, Love me Bye.

Speaker 4 (28:14):
Wild Willie out there in Colorado. How about that little
one eighty four? Everybody was blowing me up with their
screen grabs. Wild Willy is other than Windsor Colorado. Teresa
Semi hers one hundred and seventeen thousand, five minutes, Dan
one hundred and ninety one thousand, one hundred and eighteen minutes.

Speaker 2 (28:35):
How is that possible?

Speaker 9 (28:37):
It's got to just be that they're listening to the
show over and over and over again, right seventy says
I don't know if I should be proud or embarrassed.

Speaker 4 (28:44):
But here you go. Ninety three thousand, six hundred and
thirty three minutes. Yeah, everybody's sending me their stuff, uh,
Brian one hundred eight thousand, one hundred thirty nine minutes.
And then, of course Tom was the guy to beat Tom,
and Canton was the guy to beat at the time,

(29:06):
he had eighty four thousand minutes. Now he people have
blown past that one hundred and ninety one thousand minutes.

Speaker 2 (29:14):
See, that's why I've.

Speaker 4 (29:15):
Never listened to that many minutes of my show in
my career.

Speaker 2 (29:19):
And we do it.

Speaker 4 (29:21):
That's why I'm gonna listen. I already heard this one time,
all right.

Speaker 9 (29:25):
But the math doesn't make sense to me. That's where
I'm getting messed up with this.

Speaker 4 (29:28):
That means they're just listening to the show numerous times, right,
because the most we can do, well, I was gonna say,
I live tell me because I was working out the
math on some of these totals.

Speaker 9 (29:39):
Sixty two four hundred minutes is the most we can
do if we do four hours a day, five days
a week, fifty two weeks.

Speaker 8 (29:46):
Well.

Speaker 4 (29:46):
Well, but yea, here's the thing, though. You remove all
the commercials you're on from two to six and some change.
But content is about a three hour podcast, right, take
everything out about three hour podcasts about one hundred and
eighty minutes a day. There's simply no way to know
how many that is per week.

Speaker 2 (30:01):
Rob. Furthermore, simply no way to know how many of
that is per month.

Speaker 9 (30:05):
I was just doing the rough math based on everything,
like if you're listening live to the show or whatever, right,
but you're you're right.

Speaker 4 (30:10):
With the podcast, it's different. But I was just thinking
about listening live the most we can do. Yeah, I
was doing conservative math with just the podcast lengths.

Speaker 2 (30:18):
Yeah, so it was one to eighty.

Speaker 4 (30:19):
You said, well, the length of the podcast you remove
all the commercials. I think about three hours of us talking. Yeah,
but so I rounded it to one hundred and eighty minutes,
And so's nine hundred minutes a week times fifty two.

Speaker 2 (30:34):
Minutes.

Speaker 4 (30:34):
Now we are not on fifty two weeks a year.
So I think I was wiggling some math there too.
I think we're probably. I mean, I have five weeks
of vacation every year. I never take all of it,
contrary to what people might think, And so I kind
of do the math at around the forty five week.
You know, but again all that it's still wild. It's

(30:55):
still a lot of listening to this program. Yeah, huge,
very happy to hear from all these people, Thank you
very much.

Speaker 9 (31:05):
Maybe they just really zero in on one particular thing
they liked and listened to it.

Speaker 2 (31:09):
Over and over and over and over and over and over.

Speaker 4 (31:11):
If they each took one forty five second clip and
listened to it a million times.

Speaker 1 (31:18):
The Allen Cox Show on one call The Alan Cox Show.

Speaker 3 (31:26):
Pay attention to notice the reverse of everything that is
normal becoming abnormal.

Speaker 7 (31:31):
Won six one double O seven eighty one Double O seven.

Speaker 4 (31:49):
Song one side two of the River, If you had
the River, it's a double album one Bruce Springstring in
the immortal words of our own Dick from Dayton. It's

(32:10):
one of the best opening lines of a song ever.
I had a wife and kids in Baltimore. Jack took
a ride and never came back.

Speaker 2 (32:19):
Good song. But Rob, there's a new kind of Baltimore
Jack in the news.

Speaker 4 (32:28):
A Baltimore firefighter who has been accused of masturbating and
multiple fire houses around Baltimore County. Oh boy, keeping the
jack in there as sure as they are investigating. Well,

(32:48):
the police have to investigate the fire department now to
find out what the situation is. I'm gonna play this
video here, Rob and we set.

Speaker 16 (32:59):
Up allegations people can only describe.

Speaker 17 (33:05):
As disgusting and.

Speaker 16 (33:07):
Nauseating coming out of the Baltimore County Fire Department, a
situation now sparking a police investigation raising major public health concerns.
A Baltimore County fire employee is being investigated for inappropriate
behavior at work, a source telling WMR Iwoter News. This
comes after the employee allegedly made videos of lewd acts

(33:32):
in public areas at most.

Speaker 4 (33:34):
Guys just can't control themselves, can they. I guess you can't.
You can't just privately have a whack. You gotta document it.
I guess that's the cank right, so good, unless you can,
I guess film it.

Speaker 2 (33:47):
Yeah.

Speaker 16 (33:47):
Firehouses in the county colselman David Marx tells me firefighters
and paramedics told him of the situation a few days ago.

Speaker 4 (33:55):
They obviously are very concerned about their own public health
and safety.

Speaker 2 (34:00):
The council for fifteen years.

Speaker 3 (34:01):
This is probably the most disturbing series of allegations I've
ever heard.

Speaker 16 (34:04):
And a letter obtained by WMR two news Baltimore County
fire sheet Joseph Dixon says the county's health officer tells him,
even if the allegations are substantiated, the risk to employees
is minimal to none.

Speaker 2 (34:17):
Even so, fire.

Speaker 16 (34:18):
Department employees are encouraged to get tested at the employee
Health center.

Speaker 2 (34:23):
They've also initiated has Matt cleaning.

Speaker 4 (34:26):
I mean, I understand you got to do no small
amount of CYA in a situation like that, but come on.

Speaker 2 (34:34):
Has Matt Cruz and to make sure you're tested.

Speaker 4 (34:37):
I mean, I have to think that the most local
Baltimore slip and fall lawyers might yeah, find themselves a boon.

Speaker 2 (34:47):
Running on at back leg. You'd be fine.

Speaker 4 (34:49):
Yes, Now could this be Do you know any firefighters?
I'm not a handful over the course of my adult life.
Could this be a just a misunderstanding? Because there is
a fire. Uh, there's a firefighting term called a hand jack.
Maybe that's when you you know, if you see them pulling,

(35:11):
you got to get a big supply line from like
the hydrant back to the engine. Yeah, you know you're
on site, you're gonna fight the fire. That's called hand jacking.
Could this be a simple case of misunderstanding.

Speaker 2 (35:22):
Now he did that's what that means.

Speaker 4 (35:25):
He did film himself doing this, which again I guess
that's the turn on for some of these dudes, is
it's not enough for them to know that they did it.
They need other people to know that they were in
some of the public spaces at multiple firehouses by the way,
right around Baltimore County. Because he goes, hey, I'm with

(35:46):
Engine thirty two or whatever it is, and professional courtesy,
they probably go, yeah, take a look around, and the
guy probably said, do you guys have any out of
the way space is here at the firehouse? Is there
anyone upstairs currently making a big pot of chili.

Speaker 2 (36:07):
For chili?

Speaker 4 (36:08):
Yeah, I've got a thing for chili, and I might
have a line on some extra ingredients. So he made
the videos of him masturbating at multiple firehouses.

Speaker 2 (36:20):
Maybe this was part of boy.

Speaker 4 (36:23):
I really hope beyond the salacious nature of the accusations,
I really hope that they are diligent in their investigation,
because wouldn't we all have egg on our face if
it turned out that this was some charity angle rob,
you know, like the ice bucket challenge. Yeah, remember the
ice Bucket challenge. Maybe there's like a Dark Corner FAP

(36:46):
challenge and he needed to make the videos for posterity,
But I don't know. So one of our Baltimore Bureau
chiefs sent me that. By the way, I think you
do him pretty well. If you've been on the council
for fifteen years and this is the worst thing you've

(37:07):
ever heard. Oh, there's a guy whacking at the corner
one of our firemen. This is the worst thing I've
ever heard of my life, is it? But sir, you
live in Baltimore. Sir, they told me to clean the
hose again. What am I supposed to do? I mean,
write your own jokes?

Speaker 2 (37:24):
Misunderstanding?

Speaker 4 (37:25):
Yeah, and it does feel again, this is a lot
to cover your ass in this situation that this guy's
putting them through at cost to the Baltimore County taxpayers.
But they've got the hazmat cleaning in all of their
fire department stations, now, bathrooms, water fountains. I mean, the guys.

(37:48):
Can't you take a measured approach? I mean, you've got
the guy on video. You can pinpoint where the guy was,
unless it's super close up. I might have been part
of the kink too, But once you establish his location
in these video pieces, you might not have to wipe
down the bunk beds right lockers inside and out. Several

(38:14):
vehicles will undergo professional cleaning and sanitation, a bit of
an overea. Somebody's got a city contract boy, and they're like,
woo dogg, you look at this. Have you guys not
heard the euphemism polishing your nozzle? I don't know what
the hell is wrong with you people. They're also working
to replace all station ice machines that maybe I.

Speaker 2 (38:35):
Mean, maybe they know way more than they're letting on.

Speaker 4 (38:38):
By the way, maybe this was all that was released
to the local media there, maybe this guy because they go, well,
he was doing it in public places. Maybe they don't
know which I mean, I guess maybe I'm assuming he
was in a corner somewhere. But maybe this is all.
It sounds fully warranted. It sounds like there's more kitchen involvement.

Speaker 10 (39:00):
It.

Speaker 9 (39:00):
It feels like like ice machines and kitchen cleaning, and
that it feels like there might have been something to that, right.

Speaker 2 (39:06):
What is it with guys?

Speaker 4 (39:08):
And you know, listen when you talk about I mean,
order my thoughts here, because I'm going to make a
connection that's tenuous at best. When they talk about how
guys act just in the world, right, a lot of
guys your in cells and things like that. Right, ironically,
people aren't getting late, but they go, well, it's you know,
there's a thing in the male brain.

Speaker 2 (39:29):
You're spreading your seed.

Speaker 4 (39:31):
And usually it's in the context of like you know,
putting it in the ladies or whatever. But there's something
in some dude's brains where they got to put it everywhere.
They're not happy unless they're biological material, you know. So
you know, we've all seen the stories of like the
lady who sued because she found something weird in her
coffee and it was one of her co workers, you know,

(39:52):
who was popping off in the water bottles while nobody
was around. That kind of stuff, And it's I'm sure
to some of these guys that are kind of touched
in the head, it's a power move, you know. They
get off on knowing that somebody else has got their
stuff without their knowledge. But this list of things they're
going to clean at the firehouses, high touch surfaces, yeah,

(40:14):
door handles, light switches. It sounds like his wiener was
a high touch surface too.

Speaker 2 (40:18):
They must know more than their letting.

Speaker 4 (40:20):
I think they might, because, yeah, if they get to
the ice machines.

Speaker 9 (40:26):
Yeah, I want them to go ahead and empty those out.

Speaker 4 (40:29):
I'm not sure exactly what he was doing, but I
saw it was open in the background of the video.

Speaker 2 (40:32):
There's something.

Speaker 4 (40:34):
This is why, you know, when I was going through
that whole spate of well, somebody was purloining my selsae
rob a while back, and we were having those conversations
about that, and I was getting all of these disgusting
solutions from this audience, and the one guy said, oh,
I had a manager I really hated, and he always

(40:55):
kept a couple of Monster Energy drinks in the cooler
for consumption later on in the day. And the guy
who called us said he went knuckle deep in his
own shoot and then rimmed the guy's Monster can right
with his effluvia. It was nice, And I was like,
that is, first of all, I'm sure that's illegal, you're

(41:19):
breaking the law in the immortal words of one Robert Halford,
but Jesus, this guy wanted it all over. He wanted
it in the ice, and it's got to really suck
if he's like, you know, if you're at his uh
at his firehouse. Right if you're like, oh, I'm a
Baltimore Engine three or whatever, that's gotta suck because he's

(41:42):
one of your boys. But they he's the new Baltimore
Jack right there, Jack? Err yeah, yeah, well yeah, okay,
only giving away Aaron Lewis tickets.

Speaker 2 (42:02):
I am not.

Speaker 4 (42:03):
I just saw this morning as a matter of fact,
that Aaron Lewis, who when he's not out with Stained,
has his own band. He's got a band called Aaron
Lewis and the State Liners. That's like his country thing,
you know, where he like puts on a flag cap,
like in camo pants and a Biden Sucks shirt or whatever,

(42:26):
even though the guy's not president anymore whatever, and he's
on his American As it gets tour.

Speaker 2 (42:31):
Oh yeah yeah. And by the way, the show is
like Wednesday night.

Speaker 4 (42:35):
Now we can't go because that's the night of our
iHeart Christmas party.

Speaker 2 (42:40):
You going to that? Yes, I'm going to that.

Speaker 9 (42:42):
What do you mean it's over, isn't it? When we're done?

Speaker 4 (42:45):
It's over at seven? Oh yeah, yeah, so we'll leave.
I'll go over there for half an hour. Dougie's in
here this morning I'm in the studio. She comes in.
Are you going Wednesday night? Yes, I'm going Wednesday night.
I said, I'm gonna go for a little bit after
the show. Why don't you just play some best of
and come up?

Speaker 10 (43:02):
I go.

Speaker 4 (43:03):
They're not paying me to go to Christmas parties. I thought,
pay me to do my show. I thought we were
undecided on the invite. What do you mean? I mean,
I'm tent. I'm i am popping my head in. You
don't have to yes, I do?

Speaker 2 (43:16):
You do not?

Speaker 4 (43:17):
Yes, you're on record as being, uh not a fan
of these things. No, but if you go, I have
to you don't I do. I'll do the same last year.

Speaker 2 (43:29):
You don't have to do.

Speaker 4 (43:32):
Yeah, I'm already gone. Yeah, Rob, I texted him. He
was like in the car, yeah, yeah, Yeah. You're like yeah,
I'll be leaving in a few minutes. I'm like, cool,
cool man, I'm walking in my front door. Yeah, you
can follow my path if you want.

Speaker 2 (43:48):
Yeah. So I told you, and she goes, oh, well
we're going over the casino after. I'm not. I love you,
I'm not going to the casino.

Speaker 9 (43:55):
That's their last show. I think that's fine.

Speaker 4 (43:56):
Yeah, probably they're off for the rest of the month.
But I'm like, she's gonna go more on to the sixteenth.
I'm popping my head in, you know, to be a
to be a cool a cool guy whatever. I don't know, right,
A company guy.

Speaker 2 (44:12):
People we work with.

Speaker 4 (44:13):
I like the people we work with, so it's like,
you know, and I'm in here all day every day,
so it's not I'm it's not like I'm, you know,
yucking it up with people. So I'm like, yes, I
will poke my head in. You know, you and I
are going to be hosting a Monsters game coming up, Yeah,
Cleveland Rocks Night. But what we're doing right before we

(44:35):
come back.

Speaker 2 (44:36):
Remains to be seen.

Speaker 4 (44:37):
I don't know what it is we're doing, or how
it's working, or what we'll be there right.

Speaker 2 (44:41):
But let me just be on record.

Speaker 4 (44:44):
You don't have to go Wednesday night, okay, And Jess
probably wouldn't go because she's when she's gonna stand there
and drink Coca cola or whatever.

Speaker 2 (44:52):
She probably a talking problem.

Speaker 4 (44:54):
You can do what you have what I have a
talking problem, which means what I like to talk.

Speaker 2 (44:59):
Oh well, talk to everybody from all people. Yeah, don't worry, Rob,
I'll go with you.

Speaker 4 (45:04):
Introduce yourself to people, or I'll introduce you to people.

Speaker 2 (45:08):
Somebody asked me last week.

Speaker 9 (45:09):
They're like, hey, why didn't you send out an email
to everybody saying that just started? And I'm like, we
don't send out an email when someone that worked here
for forty years gets fired. Why am I going to
say that we just hired someone new her? Yeah, yeah,
you'll see her. Introduce yourself, right, go have a conversation. Yep,
send out an email. We wish Bob well in his

(45:30):
future endeavors. Bob's been here for sixty five years. Did
not what even say he's gone?

Speaker 3 (45:35):
Bob?

Speaker 4 (45:35):
I was going to say, I can't believe anybody asked
you that they know how things work? Right, Yeah, you
should send out an email. You should go sell something.
Why are you She's right back there in the corner.
Go knock in a break and say, hi, Oh who
is that? Who do you think that is?

Speaker 2 (45:52):
Yeah?

Speaker 9 (45:53):
Go ask her who she is. She'll tell you.

Speaker 2 (45:55):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (45:56):
Well, but you know what though, as fewer and few
where people are in the office when you have a
new person, and it doesn't happen often when you have
a new person, uh that does have kind of an
outsized interest to people.

Speaker 2 (46:10):
Of course.

Speaker 4 (46:12):
You know, it's like when they put a new Bird
of Paradise in the aviary, everybody goes, HEO, what's that?

Speaker 2 (46:20):
What's up?

Speaker 4 (46:22):
And so yeah, maybe Jess should go with us after
on Wednesday. Yeah, for sure she should.

Speaker 2 (46:28):
Oh, I'll go and it'll or without you guys, like,
who's that? Like your debutante coming out party? But then
you can tell everybody who you are. It's perfect.

Speaker 13 (46:37):
It's Jess Hi.

Speaker 2 (46:39):
It's Jess Hi.

Speaker 4 (46:41):
Hi.

Speaker 2 (46:42):
Or don't tell people who you are.

Speaker 4 (46:43):
You just walk around introducing, Yes, hi, everybody.

Speaker 2 (46:52):
Hello, who's this? My name is bores Bo. What's a
boor today? What can I do for you?

Speaker 10 (47:04):
Well?

Speaker 3 (47:04):
I heard I was listening to iHeartRadio one of your episodes,
and I heard that you mentioned your dog that I
believe the pass was named June Carter.

Speaker 2 (47:12):
June Carter Cox was my late Australian shepherd. Yes, all right.

Speaker 3 (47:17):
Was she named after the singer June Carter Cash.

Speaker 4 (47:20):
No, she was named after an attorney I met one
time in Helena, Montana.

Speaker 2 (47:26):
Oh there you go? Okay?

Speaker 3 (47:27):
Well along ang reason I was absent because Johnny Cash's
wife was June Carter Cash and she was a religious
singer back before she met him. Came from how he
got his start, was singing with her family.

Speaker 2 (47:37):
Came from the Carter the famous Carter family.

Speaker 3 (47:39):
Yes, yeah, and actually June Carter was my mom's cousin
real so you're in the Carter family.

Speaker 2 (47:47):
Oh god, no, not at all.

Speaker 3 (47:50):
It was like fourth cousin by her on her father's
side and sixth cousin on her mother's side, So there
was distant releasing.

Speaker 2 (47:56):
I'll tell you what, I know way more.

Speaker 4 (47:59):
I know way more about the lineage of that famous
country Carter family simply from watching Ken Burns documentary on
the history of country music.

Speaker 2 (48:08):
I'll tell you what.

Speaker 9 (48:08):
With the four hour episode of the Carter Cash Family.

Speaker 4 (48:12):
Yeah uh yeah, anyway, boris that dog?

Speaker 2 (48:16):
I'm sorry you like dogs a lot?

Speaker 3 (48:19):
Huh?

Speaker 2 (48:20):
I mean I liked my dog. I miss my dog.

Speaker 3 (48:23):
Yeah yeah, Okay, I was just gonna say I was
browsing around the Internet and I've seen this dog on
there c to sick. My Google is Victor von Grauchow.
Weird name, Victor von Grouchow and it kind of looks
like Groucho Mark, So.

Speaker 4 (48:38):
I see where they got to name. Is it Okay,
thank you, Bores. There's an apptly named guy perfect.

Speaker 2 (48:45):
What just happened?

Speaker 4 (48:46):
Does the grouchow dog have like a duck over its
head all the time? Or that's a deep cut? But wow,
that is me picking up a random phone line. I
don't think Jess, you didn't screen that right. I saw
it and picked it up. I started to started to
and then I grabbed it from her.

Speaker 12 (49:03):
Yeah, you wanted to tell me about the cutest dog ever.

Speaker 4 (49:07):
H Well, the cutest dog ever was the late June
Carter Cox. I called her Juno. Uh, but yes she was.
In fact, my wife named her after a June Carter Cash.
Did you know that that was Johnny Cash's wife and
that she came from a singing family.

Speaker 2 (49:22):
The Johnny Cash Johnny Cash. Wow, the man in black?
Uh huh?

Speaker 9 (49:27):
His wife was June Carter of the singing Carter family.

Speaker 4 (49:30):
Ah well, I know that now that Bores told me.

Speaker 2 (49:34):
Boy, oh boy, thank you bores.

Speaker 4 (49:37):
Bio Horrence was it Swedish? Should have asked him?

Speaker 1 (49:41):
The Ellen Cox Show on one hundred points of it?

Speaker 14 (49:48):
Have you ever been impregnated with excitement?

Speaker 7 (49:52):
Well, it looks like you're showing welcome back to your
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Speaker 2 (49:58):
Ellen Cox Love WMMS.

Speaker 4 (50:09):
Two one six five seven eight one double O seven
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three five one nine two to do that, Alan. I
used to work at Applebee's and I had a coworker
who would lick people's lemons. Oh jeez, if they were
rude to her, or she just didn't like them, why

(50:30):
would you just random the rudeness again? I can't be
down with that whole thing. I was a waiter for
a long time. I never licked anyone's lemons. Rob But
oh and I cooked for years.

Speaker 9 (50:41):
I never did any of the stuff people say that
people do in kitchens. I never even saw it done
in a kitchen because I would have lost my mind.

Speaker 2 (50:48):
You don't do that.

Speaker 4 (50:49):
But okay, but the first part of this, you're like, Okay,
if you're some kind of psycho, I could see you
licking somebody's lemons at the rude door.

Speaker 2 (50:56):
But if she just didn't like them, why would that?
What here? I just don't like them.

Speaker 4 (51:02):
You literally just met them thirty seconds ago and took
their drink order.

Speaker 2 (51:06):
Row.

Speaker 4 (51:07):
Yeah, lick people's lemons. I do like the euphemism, but
not in real life.

Speaker 9 (51:14):
Robert Plant loved them too.

Speaker 4 (51:15):
Yeah, and you guys are going to be hosting Cleveland
Rocks Night. I had a profile picture that got me
banned off of xbox Live. My shirt said Cleveland Rocks,
but it had a crack pipe on it. Jesus, all
of the terrible things that people are saying to each
other on xbox Live. Who knew that your profile picture
would get your banned? Woof Jeff in Walton Hills seventy

(51:40):
three thousand minutes on the iHeartRadio app listening to program,
Thank you Jeff again. The people that are in the
high six figures that, well, I shouldn't say that. One
hundred and ninety one thousand, I think is the highest
one i'd seen. Ell And I applaud Rob for putting
on a brave face in the adversity of the news
of Margaritaville closing for good.

Speaker 2 (52:02):
Yeah, what did I tell you?

Speaker 18 (52:03):
Man?

Speaker 4 (52:03):
They first dropped this story in Cleveland scene. They were like,
Margaritaville in the Flats is closing for the season.

Speaker 2 (52:10):
I'm like, now they're closed for They're good.

Speaker 4 (52:12):
I don't know why they're dragging this out, But the
flats is having a tough time right now. Essentially that
whole area down there is under new management. And you
see the name attached to the managers and Bobby George
that yeah, yeah, right, So even the people who have
still surviving, if not thriving establishments down there, they're like

(52:33):
giving themselves whiplash.

Speaker 2 (52:35):
They're rolling their eyes so hard. So who knows.

Speaker 4 (52:40):
But yes, I too commend Rob for his brave face
with the news. Although here's my next prediction. You're gonna
wish Margaritaville was still there when whatever new opens up
in that spot. You are going to pine for the
good old days of Margaritaville with fifteen boomers, Yeah, bouncing

(53:01):
around its four walls. Can't think of anything that I
would like less in that space, So I really don't
care what about Well, I was gonna say the Toby
Keith Barr, but they were trying to do that years ago.

Speaker 9 (53:14):
Don't put something I can imagine something like that going
in there. Country Western you have.

Speaker 4 (53:19):
But they already had like three or four places like that.
I mean, there's only so much pop country you can
have on site somewhere.

Speaker 9 (53:28):
Yeah, but you just get those these guys that are
branding all their own bars, Kid Rock and those other
guys that are opening up places left and right. Zach Bryan,
I think has a place they all do.

Speaker 4 (53:38):
Oh what if there's a kid Rock bar down there? Great,
let it stay where it's gonna be. No one's gonna go,
and then it'll do the same thing. Margaritaville did.

Speaker 2 (53:47):
What's his bar? It's in Nashville. I don't know. It's
American badass bar and grill, a holes bar and groove. Well,
it's funny.

Speaker 4 (53:53):
The only reason people started taking shots at kid Rock
is because he was, you know, firing off back on
the whole bud Light nonsense.

Speaker 2 (54:01):
He was shooting cases of bud Light. Yeah.

Speaker 4 (54:03):
Bar was still serving it the whole time, and every
bud product that was my thing the whole time. People people,
and I had a guy call me all pissed off
once a few weeks ago. I was on the air
on the weekend and I played a kid Rock song
and I was like, kid Rock is an opportunistic douchebag.
The songs are catchy, like ball with the Bay, fun Cowboy, Yeah, great,
but kid Rock is a dickhead.

Speaker 2 (54:24):
And I was I said, that, and this guy did, oh,
I'm never gonna listen to your station again. You loop
toward blah.

Speaker 4 (54:30):
Blah blah, and I'm like, dude, this has nothing to
do with politics. This has everything to do with Kid
Rock being an opportunistic douchebag.

Speaker 2 (54:37):
It's very simple.

Speaker 4 (54:38):
If Kid Rock believed what he was doing in those videos,
he would have stopped serving every Anheuser Busch product in
his bars. Bud's gone, bud Light's gone. Screw you and
your wokeness. I'm done. I'm doing my own thing. Goodbye
to all. By the way, it's not like anybody is
hurting for beer brands these days, correct and more billion
beer brands, although there's like, as with anything else, every

(55:01):
industry now is increasingly monopolized. Right you pick an industry,
there's about four companies that own everything in it. Well, great,
just pick an industry, and brewing is no different. Right there,
there's about three companies that own everything now. So if
you were like, we're going to take all their products out,
but dig your heels in, Yeah, if that's what you believe,

(55:21):
but money or your mouth is go ahead, pull it
all now. I've never been to his bar. I have
yet I have yet to go to Nashville, Tennessee. But
if I do go there, Rob, you can bet your
ass that I will not step foot in any bar

(55:43):
that doesn't have a ball. Now, is that going to
take up a lot of space? Sure, space in my brain,
space on the floor. If kid rocks bar has a bull, Rob,
because they're not going to jerk me off any short
amount of time, I can stay on that bowl. So
if I ever do make it to Nashville, and it

(56:06):
would seem egregious for me to have never been there.
I've been a pigeon forge. I've been other places in
the great state of Tennessee. I have yet to go
to Nashville. That's interesting. I thought they owned more.

Speaker 9 (56:17):
He would have had to have stopped serving Mick Ultra
Stella Artois ConA big Wave, cutwater, neutral bush light, bud
Light and Budweiser.

Speaker 4 (56:25):
Nothing I hate more than a neutral bush or was
there a comment in there?

Speaker 2 (56:32):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (56:32):
I do like that ConA big wave though never had it.
It's tasty, boy. It says liquid aloha, So what would
a have be like liquid aloha? That's exactly how I
would have described I described it.

Speaker 9 (56:45):
Yeah, you did some gigs for them a few years ago.

Speaker 6 (56:48):
I did.

Speaker 2 (56:48):
I was out. I spent the summer at Portage Lakes. Yeah. Yeah,
you a bunch of gigs.

Speaker 4 (56:52):
For them, And sometimes you do appearances for a product
and you go, eh uh, that was good though it
was tasty. I'm not some beer connoisseur, like I don't
you know so many things.

Speaker 3 (57:05):
You know.

Speaker 4 (57:06):
I have friends that are way into beer, and I say,
good for you. I do not have a palette that
is tuned into that. So if somebody's like, you want
a beer, I go, sure, what do you want? Don't care.
I give me a couple of occasions. I'm like, give
me a Red Stripe, or get me a Guinness or
get me a rolling Rock, which I understand are three
very different beers, which underscores my point.

Speaker 2 (57:26):
I don't really have a palette for it.

Speaker 9 (57:28):
I'm like a basic bitch with beer, Like you get
me a butt is fine, you know, Cores is fine.

Speaker 2 (57:34):
Just drinks the narcotics anonymous brand. Yes that's right, yep.
So there's some that tastes like actual beer. I'm Mary
Santora drinks them.

Speaker 4 (57:47):
I know they're suppose yeah, but aren't they they're technically
non alcoholic. But the reason they taste like it is
because they have like one percent alcohol right, like zero points.

Speaker 2 (57:56):
Yes, I'm like, let me drink twelve of them. See
that's what I was wondering.

Speaker 4 (58:01):
If if you keep drinking them, do you eventually get drunk?
Like you just kept going and kept going and kept
going out that far. No, I know, I'm you would
have to drink a lot to even get a buzz
off point zero eight.

Speaker 2 (58:13):
You know.

Speaker 4 (58:13):
Yeah, whatever it is true, non alcoholic beer rob is
called you know the industry term for it. I'm going
to guess water water. Yes, absolutely correct. Calves are not
back on the floor until Friday night. They'll be in
DC to play the Wizards. I will have Calves Bulls
tickets for you all week around five twenty.

Speaker 2 (58:34):
That game is coming up the nineteenth. The they gotta
figure some stuff out.

Speaker 19 (58:38):
Man.

Speaker 2 (58:38):
Yeah, they're really wably. It is a very very wobbly team.

Speaker 4 (58:42):
Really wobbly. They are firmly in the middle of the pack,
and they were really killing it for a minute. But
they are about those Detroit Pistons. Jesus can't always count
on that. It's like people giving me a hard time
for the Bears. Getting beat by the Packers. I'm like,
have your fun, man, but we're nine and four. Like,
I haven't seen that. I couldn't title last time I
saw that.

Speaker 2 (59:03):
I'll take it. People are saying the same thing with them.

Speaker 9 (59:05):
They say with the Patriots is a soft schedule and
blah blah blah blah.

Speaker 4 (59:08):
Well, I'm not even going the NFL. I'm not going
that granular weather. It's still giant men plowing into each other,
Giant men rob plowing into each other from the.

Speaker 2 (59:21):
Back, from the side.

Speaker 4 (59:23):
If there are holes in the defense, they will plug
them hole every possible hole out there on the field.

Speaker 9 (59:34):
Gotta imagine some of those gigantic linemen would be very
difficult to jerk off a bull too.

Speaker 4 (59:40):
Well, their center of gravity is probably affected, but it's
worth it's worth considering. Sounds like a Baltimore firefighter. My
wife is on cloud nine because she's an alumnus of
Indiana University. Oh boy, and they beat the Ohio State

(01:00:02):
Buckeyes and being crowned the new Big Ten champion. I
couldn't believe what I saw. Of course, I you is
primarily a basketball school. I wasn't even paying attention as
to what they were doing football wise. But they are
the number one overall seed, newly crowned Big Ten champion,

(01:00:22):
and they'll be competing in the College Football Playoff quarterfinal
at the Rose Bowl on New Year's Day. Whoever wins
between Oklahoma and Alabama week from Friday, that's who the
Hoosiers will play.

Speaker 9 (01:00:34):
But Ohio State's still favored for the Natty.

Speaker 2 (01:00:36):
They are.

Speaker 9 (01:00:37):
They still say that that ar I'm sure that they
would have much rather had a perfect season, you know.
But they beat Michigan and if they can win the Natty,
it's still a good year. Hoosiers gave them their first loss.

Speaker 4 (01:00:47):
Yeah, the Indiana University has not had a Big Ten
title since nineteen sixty seven.

Speaker 2 (01:00:57):
Seven.

Speaker 4 (01:01:01):
Ah, yeah, so she was very excited about that. Of course,
their quarterback Fernando Mendoza might have clinched the Heisman Trophy.
By the way, Doza oh bummer? Uh yeah, so play
really got a double check these before I put him in.

(01:01:27):
What's going on here?

Speaker 2 (01:01:28):
I want to get the full bug rub welld on.
It's very anticlimactic now, but I don't care.

Speaker 4 (01:01:35):
It's my shoa yep worthing.

Speaker 2 (01:01:43):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:01:44):
Fernando Mendoza, Uh yeah, So thirteen to ten.

Speaker 2 (01:01:52):
Listen, it's one thing.

Speaker 4 (01:01:52):
If Michigan beat you, here, Indiana beats you, I mean,
God bless buck eyes. But uh, Indiana Hoosiers the Big
ten champs.

Speaker 9 (01:02:02):
Well, they're going to have Ohio State to play Texas
A and m or Miami I.

Speaker 2 (01:02:07):
Think in the Cotton Bowl. Yeah. So there's still plenty of.

Speaker 4 (01:02:10):
Faggings, plenty of football to be played at the Ky.

Speaker 2 (01:02:18):
Yeah, at the.

Speaker 4 (01:02:22):
Also in Ohio State news, an ex professor down there
in Columbus is charged in killing his wife because he
was being extorted for nude pictures by someone and he
couldn't think of another way to get out of it

(01:02:42):
than to kill his wife. Ah, now you go, but
this is crazy. A former Ohio State University professor killed
his wife and then allegedly tried to stab himself. That
doesn't always go great. We can't all Jeff Buckley, he

(01:03:03):
rob he went through the sternum. That is a guy
walking the walk, Jeff Buckley. There's a lot of people
writing sad songs. Not everybody is driving a friggin dagger
through their chest plate to get the job done. And
that wasn't even what got them was in respect, I don't.
I thought, no, I think I figured that drown would

(01:03:25):
get you.

Speaker 6 (01:03:26):
Well.

Speaker 4 (01:03:26):
Yeah, but after he went into the river, Oh yeah,
he technically drowned. But it's not like the guy was
gonna live AnyWho. So this guy sent nudes on a
dating app to a woman. He's a married guy. Here's
what I don't understand the professor in question, ex professor

(01:03:48):
seventy six year old James Hill. No one's asking a
seventy six year old man for nudes?

Speaker 2 (01:03:57):
No one? And why would he send them?

Speaker 4 (01:04:00):
You know, you can be listen, there's you really got
to know your angles if you're a guy that's gonna
send nudes, right, even if you're in great shape, which
most guys aren't when they're sending these, Sure as hell,
not the seventy six year old guy. Even if you're
in great shape, you gotta get your angles right. Lighting,
fluff a little bit, whatever you gonna do right. You
shouldn't be screwing around. Nobody is legit asking a seventy

(01:04:22):
six year old guy for nudes anyway he sent them.
He was a music professor for like forty years at
Ohio State, and he's charged with aggravated murder. His wife,
thirteen years his junior. He stabbed her to death and
then tried to stab himself. He was so upset at
this person. You know, it's coined a new portmanteau sextortion.

(01:04:46):
You sent nudes and then they say i'll release these
unless you send me money. You know, they're really tragic.
Ones are like the high school kids who do it,
and they like commit suicide because they're like there's no
way out and you never can understand what's in another
person's brain. But at the very least you would think, boy,

(01:05:07):
there's a lot of nudes out there. How embarrassed. This
is a retired professor, so it's not like his job
is on the line. He was worried that his wife
would find out he sent nude photos to what he
thought was a woman on a dating app, and then
she had him back and said give me fifteen thousand
dollars or I'm gonna put these photos online.

Speaker 9 (01:05:25):
I know what I'll do, I'll kill my wife.

Speaker 2 (01:05:27):
That's what he said. Yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:05:29):
Now they didn't say whether or not he actually paid
the person, but he said that all he could consider
the only way out was to kill his wife.

Speaker 9 (01:05:40):
I mean, that was happening if this guy had a
speeding ticket.

Speaker 4 (01:05:43):
The only way out on this speeding ticket was to
kill my wife. Like that was happening no matter what.
This dude had a plan right, got overcharged at the
grocery store. God, damn it, I'm gonna go home and
kill my wife.

Speaker 9 (01:05:54):
This is the only way I can deal with this.

Speaker 4 (01:05:57):
I meant to keep the perks and instead I spent them.
Damn it, you are done. Yeah, I said, good day.
I said good day, sir. But a seventy six year
old dude, I mean, you can be married and be lonely,
but still, Jesus, this guy no way out. But you

(01:06:20):
know it was flaccid, like there's no way out. There's
no way. He got that thing camera ready, you know
what I mean. So that thing went off, Yeah, as
it was stabbed her once in the chest. Three in
the afternoon, he was being extorted by a woman he
met in a dating app who demanded fifteen thousand dollars
in Apple gift cards. He told the police he couldn't

(01:06:40):
think of a way out other than killing himself and
his wife. Well, he failed in killing himself. He said
he couldn't find a gun because he had hidden them
years ago. She's love to hear that. I don't know
where the guns are in my house. I'm seventy six.
So he stabbed his wife with a kitchen knife. He

(01:07:02):
also tried to stab the dog, but she ran away good,
you know, four legs there. He deleted pictures and documents
from his computer before calling nine to one one and
stabbing himself in the chest. The police got there to
save him. The wife was dead when they got there. Boy,
what a long way to go Jesus, And I don't

(01:07:24):
understand it's fundamentally, and I'm probably not talking to any
seventy six year old guys right now, but if I am,
even if there's just one of you, nobody wants D
picks from you.

Speaker 9 (01:07:36):
I just don't understand why the wife had to die
because he sent a d.

Speaker 2 (01:07:39):
Pic no way out? But again, what's the out?

Speaker 9 (01:07:42):
What's the endgame of taking the wife out?

Speaker 4 (01:07:44):
I guess I guess he didn't want he was so
terrified she'd find out.

Speaker 2 (01:07:48):
Who knows, I don't know.

Speaker 4 (01:07:50):
It's maybe she was a champion bodybuilder and he was
worried she'd snap his neck.

Speaker 2 (01:07:54):
Let's ask her what she wants.

Speaker 4 (01:07:55):
Hey, honey, would you rather find out I sent a
deep pic at seventy six years old?

Speaker 2 (01:08:00):
Or would you rather I kill you?

Speaker 4 (01:08:02):
Oh?

Speaker 9 (01:08:03):
Oh you would Gee, that's really surprises me.

Speaker 2 (01:08:05):
I I thought.

Speaker 9 (01:08:06):
For sure you would have voted me make me to
kill you.

Speaker 4 (01:08:09):
Maybe it's uh, dementia related. I don't know that, that's
starting to sound more like it. Then I can't find
the guns I hid.

Speaker 2 (01:08:17):
Honey, where are the guns?

Speaker 4 (01:08:18):
That would have been especially uh that would have especially mean,
right ghoulish? Had he asked her, Honey, where did I
put the gun? Have you checked your ass?

Speaker 1 (01:08:28):
John?

Speaker 2 (01:08:29):
You're gonna get at I'm gonna.

Speaker 4 (01:08:31):
I swear to God one of these my next speeding ticket,
I'm gonna kill you. Uh yeah, Alan, the Bears playing
the Browns with us this week, so that'll be another
win for your team.

Speaker 2 (01:08:45):
Hey, I don't know anything. Maybe, but I don't know. Yeah.

Speaker 9 (01:08:48):
Yeah, you almost have to assume they.

Speaker 2 (01:08:51):
Lost it again. They're not gonna pat themselves on the
back for beating the Browns.

Speaker 9 (01:08:55):
They lost. You pat yourself on the back for beating
any team in the NFL. I still stand by that
even the worst team in the NFL is better than
any college team that's ever taken.

Speaker 2 (01:09:04):
Yeah, then lost to the worst team in the NFL.

Speaker 9 (01:09:06):
No, no, they took over that spot. Yeah, but but that, dude,
I gotta tell you, man, I've never bought into like
the is there an issue with Stefanski and Sanders thing like?
But but there's got to be something like right this dude,
just I don't know, man, Sanders one bad throw in
my opinion, in the entire game. He went what was

(01:09:29):
three hundred and sixty five sixty six yards something like that,
three touchdowns and a pick. Yeah, another passer rating at
ninety seven plus I I I don't know, dude. And
then he's not in for your two point conversion play
at that point. If you want to show that you
have any confidence whatsoever in your guy, don't you put

(01:09:50):
him in and see what happens. You're gonna win or
lose regardless, Right if you're gonna go for two, you
could tie it, you can go to overtime. But if
you're gonna go for two to try to win the
game right then and there, why don't you do it
with your quarterback to see what he's got if he
steps on his d Okay live and learn rookie quarterback
his d not the defense, correct his own d if
he steps on it, live and learn, rookie mistake.

Speaker 4 (01:10:12):
Okay, fine, but instead you pull a wildcat play out.

Speaker 9 (01:10:17):
There's no word to just I don't know, man, it
seems like there is something personal with Stefanski and Sanders,
just no confidence, no nothing. I don't know. I don't
know what it is.

Speaker 4 (01:10:27):
But they don't have a manual class A on their
roster by any chance. Today. Yeah, he was over ok
all right, well I'm just checking. I don't know, man.
This is the best.

Speaker 9 (01:10:39):
He's looked by far, like by far, and what you're
seeing is every week. I think he looks better, right,
And granted it's the Titans crappy defense, but I think
that the kid should just play, like, let him play.
If he wins the game, he wins the game. If
he loses the game, he loses the game. As the quarterback.
But I don't know. Seems stupid to me. Hence the

(01:11:01):
Monday morning quarterback thing, right, mm hmm. Easy to second
guess everything, but I don't know it. It's just starting
to kind of seem like there's something to the things
people are saying about him not liking shudor or not
wanting him to be there, or dion or something being
an issue and getting.

Speaker 2 (01:11:18):
In the way The Allen Cox Show.

Speaker 1 (01:11:21):
On one.

Speaker 4 (01:11:25):
Call the Alan Cox Show, I want to listen to
what's radio again?

Speaker 7 (01:11:29):
Two one six five seven eight one double oh seven
or one three four eight one double oh seven.

Speaker 3 (01:11:41):
Three.

Speaker 2 (01:11:42):
Want to send me a text.

Speaker 4 (01:11:45):
Alan Coxshow dot com email me you need stickers or
anything like that.

Speaker 2 (01:11:50):
A lot of people always ask me if we have
merch for the show. I don't.

Speaker 4 (01:11:54):
I'm not charging people's stuff, but you know, feel free to.
I don't know, draw the logo on a shirt. I
did have a guy called the After Hours Line over
the weekend two one six nine eight six eighty nine three.
He could not believe I like this band, sleep Token.
Couldn't believe it. Now they are very divisive. They just

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did have sold out arena tour, first big one in
the US end of September.

Speaker 2 (01:12:24):
They played Rocket Arena.

Speaker 4 (01:12:27):
A lot of ladies in that audience to be sure,
because that is a very kind of pop heavy metal
band as it were.

Speaker 2 (01:12:35):
This guy was incredulous.

Speaker 20 (01:12:36):
I listened to that Caramel song that you guys said
you were playing. O.

Speaker 2 (01:12:39):
Yeah, because we're playing Caramel, That's what got started, right. Yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:12:42):
Somebody texted me last week and was like, what did
you guys play like two in the morning? It was
a sleeptoking Caramel.

Speaker 20 (01:12:47):
Yeah, I listened to that Caramel song that you guys
said you were playing sleeptroken and it's banned. Are you
just saying you like it because you're in the biz
and you have to. It's worse than Ghost. It's worse
than Ghost. And I was wondering if you could, you know,
maybe take that out and put some skinner in that slot.

Speaker 4 (01:13:11):
Yeah, a guy who's that's what we need? More skinnern Yeah,
Oh I love it.

Speaker 2 (01:13:15):
Yeah.

Speaker 9 (01:13:15):
Look, I'm not a huge Sleep Token guy, but I
get it. I don't program this radio station for me. Well,
not only that sound much different.

Speaker 1 (01:13:22):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:13:22):
I like the notion that we have to say we
like something, right, He's like, what.

Speaker 2 (01:13:27):
Did they tell you have to say it?

Speaker 14 (01:13:29):
Ah?

Speaker 2 (01:13:29):
Yes, they're always telling me what bands I have to say.

Speaker 4 (01:13:32):
I like.

Speaker 7 (01:13:33):
No.

Speaker 2 (01:13:33):
I like Sleep Token.

Speaker 4 (01:13:34):
I've been sleep It took them for a long time,
by the way, and I dig them.

Speaker 2 (01:13:38):
I like that now.

Speaker 4 (01:13:39):
I don't think they're going to be around in fifteen years,
but I like what they do. I think it's a
very I like people who kind of play with the form,
and I will let other people argue what is or
isn't metal.

Speaker 2 (01:13:49):
But yeah, I like them, but I just like that.

Speaker 4 (01:13:51):
I don't know if you have to say you like him,
well he wants more skinnered Rob proud of one here
for that called littered Skinner laid themselves after the ship Teacher,
Straight Survivors, right of record. I don't know about you.
I just opened a window. Who I don't know, one

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of those what's that smell? What's not smell? Hitter of
the Bows of whiskey, the smell of gas around Wood.
That is a great record, though, boy, I don't know
who that dude is. But Street servis a great record.

Speaker 9 (01:14:30):
That's after they died.

Speaker 4 (01:14:32):
Yes, yeah, they had it was the fifth one and
they yeah.

Speaker 9 (01:14:37):
And the album cover was all fire around them, wasn't it.
I think that was like a big thing, had it
or they redid it or something like that because the
album cover was them standing in like fire rubble.

Speaker 4 (01:14:47):
Yeah, because I think they had to change it to
like just them in the street or something. But yeah,
the album dropped. It wasn't even a week later that
the crash killed Ronnie Van's aunt and Cassie Gaines, and uh,
a bunch of them, I think only through a bunch

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of me got hurt. I think Cassi Cassie Gaines died
and I think her. I think Steve Gaines died and
he had just joined. He and Cassie like just joined.
So yeah, that sucks, like a manager died something like that.
But Street Survive is a great record, and uh, but
thank you sir. Yes, if you are not a sleep
Token fan, or if you're a skinnered fan, you might

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not be into sleep Token. But again, I like both bands,
you know, But uh no, it never has anything to
do with nobody's telling me what I have to say
that I like. And to Rob's point, if he was
programming this radio station based on what he liked rather
than what the audience seems to enjoy, it would be
a very different radios.

Speaker 2 (01:15:49):
I mean, this weekend was pretty close eighties weekend.

Speaker 4 (01:15:52):
Yeah, I threw a lot of stuff in there, boy
weekend nties wicked all daddies all weekend here all the buzzer,
by the way, devotion to accuracy. I was thinking of
Elliott Smith, not Jeff Buckley. Jeff Buckley did drown. Elliott
Smith is the one who stabbed himself in the chest.

Speaker 2 (01:16:13):
And who was he in his girl?

Speaker 4 (01:16:14):
He was like an indie singer songwriter guy, but all
very sad songs, very sad songs, so it was very
It was not against type at all.

Speaker 2 (01:16:22):
Okay.

Speaker 4 (01:16:22):
I think he locked himself in his girlfriend's bathroom and
then she didn't hear anything. And he had stabbed himself
in the chest right around the same era too, I believe.
So it was like late ni. Yeah, I remember him now,
so thank you to the people whore hitting me up.
I was thinking Elliott Smith, Jeff Buckley did drown. Elliott
Smith died in a bathroom.

Speaker 7 (01:16:45):
Oh.

Speaker 4 (01:16:46):
Also, you know, I was mentioning at the top of
the show that my son turns twenty five today, and
I associate December the eighth as well with John Lennon dying. Yep,
John Lennon died in this Smber the forty five years
ago today. We also kind of forgot dine Bag Daryl
today twenty one years ago. Twenty one years Holy, does

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it seem shorter or longer?

Speaker 2 (01:17:12):
Way shorter?

Speaker 9 (01:17:13):
I would have said maybe ten fifteen years ago if
you asked me twenty one.

Speaker 4 (01:17:18):
Years killed on stage in Columbus, Ohio by a fan. Yeah,
had a security I think died. There was a couple
people in the audience who died. Everybody else kind of
tackled the dude.

Speaker 2 (01:17:30):
That's right. I forgot it was Columbus.

Speaker 4 (01:17:32):
Columbus police officer James Niga Meyer n I g g
E m E y e R Nija Nija Meyer go
with that right now, entered the club and shot Nathan
Gale once in the head.

Speaker 1 (01:17:53):
Wow.

Speaker 4 (01:17:55):
Yeah, dine bag dead at the scene. Thirty eight Yeah,
twenty one years. Isn't that crazy? With damage plan?

Speaker 10 (01:18:01):
See?

Speaker 9 (01:18:01):
And I don't know how you continue on like Vinnie right,
like Vinnie continued on, had other bands kept going. You're
sitting back there playing and you watch somebody come up
and shoot your brother, Like, don't you think that's your
last day? If it was you, are you done? I'm done.

Speaker 2 (01:18:14):
That's it.

Speaker 9 (01:18:15):
I'm never going out there.

Speaker 2 (01:18:16):
I mean, yeah, I guess right, Gus.

Speaker 9 (01:18:19):
Point blank, somebody shoots your brother in the face, he dies,
right with I, dude, no way, uh huh.

Speaker 2 (01:18:25):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:18:25):
But always again, are you gonna sit around all day
long and think about that?

Speaker 2 (01:18:29):
I mean at least for a while. I want to
do something.

Speaker 4 (01:18:31):
Vinnie's gone seven years, not too seven years, Vinni Paul
died in twenty eighteen.

Speaker 9 (01:18:36):
Oh my god, I can't believe Dive's been dead twenty
one years.

Speaker 2 (01:18:39):
Twenty one years. Yeah, I remember that like it was yesterday.

Speaker 4 (01:18:45):
Yeah, the Kurt Loader breaking news about dine Bag. Yeah,
that's where I heard it. I think Kurt Loder, That's
where I heard about, Kurt Cobain, kurk Coder, Kurt Loader, Kurt.

Speaker 9 (01:18:58):
Cochder Coder sounds like a newsman. I'm Kurt Coder, Chalate,
Ken Fruckman, Yep.

Speaker 4 (01:19:06):
Kurt Loader, Dimebag, Darryl No, I just remember the It
wasn't it's not what it was. I don't know if
he did, I don't know. What do they call that
when you the Mandela and Della effect. That's probably what
I'm doing.

Speaker 9 (01:19:18):
I'm probably mixing up all of my traumatic events into
one thing where I'm making Kurt Loader the superstar.

Speaker 2 (01:19:24):
Maybe it was tabathasuren this just sin. I hope it wasn't.

Speaker 4 (01:19:29):
Carson Daly, listen, Carson Day. If nothing else, he's very tall.

Speaker 2 (01:19:36):
It's a tall young man. Yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:19:38):
Twenty one years ago and then forty five for Lennon.

Speaker 9 (01:19:41):
And you weren't a big Pantera guy, right, Pantera.

Speaker 4 (01:19:44):
I'm never mad when I hear them, But I did
not love them as much as other metal heads did. Yeah,
there was just something about them. I don't know, I
don't know. It wasn't I don't know. I mean when
we saw them at Blossom with Charlie Bonanti and Zach
Wild it was great, great, great, Yes, And if I

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had seen them back in the day, I probably would
have had a great time. They just weren't a band
that I revered the way that other people did. Sure,
I understood their place and like heavy metal, they just
weren't one of those bands.

Speaker 2 (01:20:20):
I don't.

Speaker 9 (01:20:21):
Phil gave you a lot of reasons to not necessarily
want to be team Pantera right like he was.

Speaker 2 (01:20:25):
Yes, I just didn't. I didn't.

Speaker 4 (01:20:27):
They didn't resonate with me the way some other bands did.
But some people love them.

Speaker 9 (01:20:33):
I've always enjoyed them. I can't say I love them.
I've always enjoyed them. They were they were always part
of like the pregame mixtape I.

Speaker 4 (01:20:42):
Would listen to in high school, like it was that
type of stuff, you know, Walk and that Vulgar Display
a Power album was big for me?

Speaker 3 (01:20:49):
Right?

Speaker 2 (01:20:50):
What was that ninety four?

Speaker 4 (01:20:51):
Probably I will say it was before Dimebag and Vinnie
Paul died.

Speaker 9 (01:20:56):
I think it was. I think you're right.

Speaker 4 (01:20:59):
I'll go on record as saying that, Jess, I have
to assume you guys have a couple of Pantera covers
in Sushi roll.

Speaker 9 (01:21:07):
I think she might be Oh, she's taken a call.
I know, although that was the perfect reply, Who, I'm sorry?

Speaker 2 (01:21:16):
What who are you talking about? Alan? Can you hit
the post on Caramel by sleep Token? You know what,
you son of a bitch. I get what you're doing.
I understand. No, we didn't do any covers of Pantera.
Oh come on, why not? That good made speed Rail
would have done it.

Speaker 9 (01:21:34):
Yes, Walk Walk, Vulgar Display of Power was ninety two.

Speaker 2 (01:21:40):
Robie was called vulgar display of powder. Oh thank you?

Speaker 4 (01:21:44):
Uh hey, Jim, Hey, what's up?

Speaker 5 (01:21:50):
You're talking about Dimebag? I do with a great story.
I saw a wolfgang that Halen was with a YouTube thing.
I don't know, but Eddie came to his funeral and
was really shy and didn't really want to be there
and was kind of you know, anxious. But anyway, he
gave one of his yellow Franken stretch. He had a
few of those. Everyone thinks of the red ones as

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the most common one. But he gave one of his
yellow ones to dimeback to be buried in and they did.
They buried him with it.

Speaker 2 (01:22:20):
I don't think I knew that.

Speaker 7 (01:22:20):
Rob.

Speaker 4 (01:22:21):
We had Wolfe van Halen sitting right here three weeks ago.
At no point did he mention his dad given burying
dimebag with a guitar.

Speaker 2 (01:22:31):
I had to rely on Jim to tell.

Speaker 9 (01:22:33):
Me this story. That's pretty cool. That what in the hell?

Speaker 2 (01:22:36):
All right? Thank you, Jim, You're we appreciate it that
I had no idea, got you.

Speaker 9 (01:22:42):
I knew that, I knew that Eddie was a fan,
and that he had gone to his funeral. I didn't
know anything about that guitar thing.

Speaker 4 (01:22:50):
Yeah, Alan, you don't know music from a hole in
your ass. I can't assure you I know precisely the
difference between mean music and a hole in my ass.
And I'll tell you which one more of the good
sounds come from.

Speaker 2 (01:23:14):
Was there a follow up to that? Or was that
not a pretty guy?

Speaker 4 (01:23:16):
No, it's because I was I think they're responding to
the guy who was complaining about sleep token and talking
about skinnered, and somebody was texting going on some tirade
about MMS sucks and you're a classic r your your
promo say you're a classic rock station. I go, no,
they don't. There isn't one promo we have. This is
where a classic rock station. That's why we play a
lot of you know, different things and new things or whatever.

(01:23:38):
So this is a person who is clearly displeased, I
guess with the musical tableau of WMMS.

Speaker 2 (01:23:45):
But that's fine, there's gonna be.

Speaker 4 (01:23:46):
You know, you can play whatever you want, whenever you want,
but I just I want to be on record. Is
saying that I know the difference between the music at
a Hole in my ass, and if I ever meet
you in an appearance, I'd be pleased as punch to
show you the difference. Yes, sir, this is music and

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this is a hole in my ass. Yes, neer the
Twain shall meet.

Speaker 2 (01:24:17):
Nice clean ball. That's right, So thank you, sir or madam.

Speaker 4 (01:24:24):
I don't know that it sounded agro, so I kind
of inferred it was a guy, but it might be
a woman too.

Speaker 2 (01:24:28):
You can't take me, but you cannot take my bonehold.
That's right, mm hmm.

Speaker 4 (01:24:33):
Alan's wild that Kurt Loder turned eighty this year. Yeah,
well he always was the elder statesman at MTV, right,
That's why they brought him in. He was already an
established like rock journalist, and so I mean Jesus, when
MTV started, the guy was like in his late thirties,
early forties.

Speaker 2 (01:24:52):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:24:56):
See, this person is still going and going and going
on the text and now they're spinning out. You are
the biggest fake in radio. Go listen to Cindy Lauper.
You see you next Tuesday. Another text that says you
are a CEEU next Tuesday. H And because how did

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the famous WMMS arrive at that idiot, Alan Cox that
we we would have fired your ass long ago.

Speaker 2 (01:25:37):
I mean, they do like ratings here, so probably not.

Speaker 4 (01:25:41):
Money because you are a pussy who doesn't know heavy metal.
I guess this is all a springboard from the sleep
token thing.

Speaker 2 (01:25:49):
Again. I host the metal show.

Speaker 4 (01:25:50):
I'm pretty I don't like to toot my own horn
too often, but my heavy metal bona fides are pretty solid.

Speaker 2 (01:25:58):
Some people bail off metal the older they get, and
then I never have and I never will.

Speaker 4 (01:26:02):
What I'm saying is, I got I keep my mind
kind of broadened, right, because you can't live your entire
life listening to nothing but Motorhead.

Speaker 2 (01:26:10):
And believe me, I've tried. I've UH.

Speaker 4 (01:26:14):
I like that there's new people coming up kind of
playing with the form. I've looked through your uh playlist
for two hours to midnight.

Speaker 9 (01:26:24):
In fact, I did it this past weekend. I knew
about three songs.

Speaker 4 (01:26:28):
Well, I was gonna say, if you look at if
these dudes, like if they ever want to question what
you're doing on that metal show, like, just spend a
few minutes listening, because I like metal and this.

Speaker 9 (01:26:38):
I can't even dig in on a lot of the
stuff you're playing.

Speaker 4 (01:26:41):
Yeah, you know what I mean. Like it's all over
the place. I post the possible piece of metal plan,
I post the playlist. We have a two hours I've
been in my Facebook page. Then we have a page
at WMMS dot com and I post the playlist every week.
And you're right, most of the bands that are on here,
unless you're a metal fan, you're not gonna know them.
I mean, we do throwback stuff like this past week
and we played Jue Priest and some danzing and things

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like that. But that's a lot of new stuff that
mister or missus see you next Tuesday.

Speaker 2 (01:27:07):
There is probably not going to be hip too well.

Speaker 9 (01:27:09):
And to be like you care that much about you
playing sleep token to go.

Speaker 4 (01:27:16):
I think this person is having a time and I'm
on the other end of this.

Speaker 9 (01:27:23):
It's okay, man, is he still going yes? Oh good, you.

Speaker 4 (01:27:31):
Don't know shrimp thing, pussy you fake ass loser. And
somebody else goes alan, what's with all the Cindy Lapper hate?
Hey listen, that's my question too. She's in the Rock
and Roll Hall of Fame, Sir. I know it's going
to cleanse your palette. Rob, Should your palette need a cleansing?
How about some Brian Ye? Yes, yes, yes, Now you're

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gonna know the song. But I will have a question
for you. There will be a brief quiz afterwards.

Speaker 8 (01:28:00):
I didn't.

Speaker 16 (01:28:04):
Passes I should have, but you were always on.

Speaker 7 (01:28:13):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:28:13):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:28:14):
That one lady who called him the Cowardly Bryan because
he sings like Burt Law and the Wizard of Oz
was so spot.

Speaker 6 (01:28:21):
I would show come hush lovely.

Speaker 2 (01:28:33):
Right, So we call it cowardly, Bryan pissed. I never
thought of that. You know the song? Yep? Okay, what's
the song?

Speaker 9 (01:28:41):
Always on my mind? By uh uh? Hold on, look,
he's got the braids? Did they will Willie.

Speaker 2 (01:28:49):
Nelson didn't.

Speaker 6 (01:28:55):
Passes? I should ask, But you're always on.

Speaker 2 (01:29:04):
You were always by the way. You want to have
a good time. Read Willie Nelson's.

Speaker 4 (01:29:16):
Personal life section on his Wikipedia page. You know the
guy's been married a lot, right, Yeah, his second wife
divorced him after she saw a birth certificate with his
name on it and another on.

Speaker 2 (01:29:32):
Who this guy was having kids? But what a baller.
Now here's my question for you. I did promise you
a quiz.

Speaker 4 (01:29:39):
Is there any chance that Brian is singing the Pet
Shop Boys to us?

Speaker 2 (01:29:45):
They did? They help.

Speaker 4 (01:29:48):
Didn't?

Speaker 10 (01:29:54):
I should have, but you we're always on.

Speaker 4 (01:30:00):
Now that Texter is gonna be really madam?

Speaker 6 (01:30:10):
Oh god?

Speaker 4 (01:30:11):
Yeah, yeah, they cover Willie Nelson. So the question is
Brian probably was singing Willie.

Speaker 9 (01:30:18):
Nelson tempo alone, says yes.

Speaker 4 (01:30:21):
I can't count at him for tempo though, Yeah, but
you can't.

Speaker 9 (01:30:26):
I think he would have been more up like up Brian.

Speaker 2 (01:30:29):
Okay, well you might be onto something.

Speaker 9 (01:30:31):
Man did you ever watch the Willie Nelson in Family documentary.
I just stumbled across it. Yes, I never watched.

Speaker 2 (01:30:37):
Is it good?

Speaker 4 (01:30:38):
It's Willie Nelson? Yeah, well I know, but that doesn't
necessarily mean it's good. I love Willie Nelson. I saw
it on Paramount. Plus I didn't start it yet. It's
only four parts. I wanted to ask you if you
saw it years old?

Speaker 2 (01:30:48):
Yes, I did see it. All right, good, I'm gonna
check it out.

Speaker 4 (01:30:50):
He's gonna be ninety three next spring, still touring. He's
one of those guys when he goes. Boy, it is
truly a sad day. It's all over the car show.

Speaker 1 (01:31:02):
On one hundreds part show.

Speaker 2 (01:31:07):
He's fit and has bags of Kobisnes.

Speaker 7 (01:31:13):
On one hundred point sevenmmas.

Speaker 4 (01:31:29):
This was me on Saturday night run. Oh was it
a holiday especially it was the holiday show.

Speaker 2 (01:31:35):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:31:35):
I was at Michigan State University on Saturday night. Well,
my daughter is in the College of Music. She's graduating
in the spring, and so this was the last holiday
show of her storied college career.

Speaker 2 (01:31:50):
And boy, it was longer than anybody knew it was
going to be.

Speaker 4 (01:31:54):
Even she didn't know it was going to be that
long because I was talking to her after and she
said that she goes, yeah, at some point, the conductor
just off book and so there was like an extra
thirty minutes on the anyway, so they perform Handles Messiah.

Speaker 2 (01:32:07):
Everybody knows the Hallelujah chorus.

Speaker 4 (01:32:09):
This is the culmination of the long Handles Messiah oratorio.

Speaker 2 (01:32:15):
Right.

Speaker 4 (01:32:16):
Well, they did it all in Spanish, which is fine.
I mean, the conductor there, his CV says he also
conducts for the Symphony of Mansfield, Ohio.

Speaker 2 (01:32:27):
I'm like Jesus who knew they had a symphony. But
good for them.

Speaker 4 (01:32:31):
But anyway, very familiar with this guy because he's conducted
a lot of the choral and orchestral shows that I've
gone to watch my daughter perform in. But so they
do Handles Messiah in Spanish, the entire thing, and there's
multiple soloists and the whole thing.

Speaker 2 (01:32:49):
So it's fine.

Speaker 4 (01:32:51):
But this holiday show also includes a lot of singalongs,
oh boy, because they think that's great when the audience
is singing like the halls and then whatever. Okay, you're
playing to a lot of alumni and people who are
really into that kind of thing. But a talking and
my daughter. Afterwards, she goes, yeah, well that was fun.
That was a lot longer than we thought it was
going to be because we didn't realize that he was

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going to riff so much in different directions. One of
those directions, by the way, was when he put out
a call for kids in the audience to come up
God okay, not to sing, but to conduct. And this
guy is from Peru or something like that, so he's

(01:33:33):
a very thick Spanish accent, very accomplished, very good conductor.
Two of the kids that go up there apparently his kids,
and I'm like, Jesus, what was his wife Swedish? I mean,
these kids are like like bleach blonde, curly hair, you
know whatever. And then a handful of these other kids
come up, and I guess he thought it would be
fun for the kids, one by one to conduct the orchestra. Okay, Now,

(01:33:57):
last week I took a little bit of heat because,
as I said, at the risk of sounding uncultured, which
I largely am, everything I know about this kind of
stuff is from my daughter being in the College of
Music there at Michigan State. She has had to learn
huge portions of Italian and German and all these different
so she can sing these things and so but I

(01:34:19):
said last week, I genuinely don't know what conductors do,
because it seems like maybe you kind of need a quarterback.
But everybody is in the orchestra's playing off sheet music,
so they're looking at that, and it just underscored my point.
I'm being I'm only half kidding, but it underscored my
point Saturday night when one by one, these little kid
conductors got up there and obviously all.

Speaker 2 (01:34:41):
They're doing is swinging their arms with a baton.

Speaker 4 (01:34:44):
The orchestra didn't miss a note, So what's the guy
there for? And by the way, and you know, based
on because they're playing multiple pieces throughout the course of
the evening, and each one of them usually with a
different conductor. So there's a female conductor who comes out
and she gets a nice ovation all this stuff. But

(01:35:06):
I'm like, this is kind of proved my point for me.
Now I'm kind of kidding, because anyone who plays in
an orchestra will tell you we need the conductor blah
blah blah. But do you I mean, if they weren't there, again,
there were there, and he he called for five kids
and I think ten of them went up there. So
even that was a little bit longer than anybody had anticipated.

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But one by one, these kids got about twenty seconds
to kind of gesticulate towards the orchestra.

Speaker 2 (01:35:32):
Orchestra didn't miss a note one.

Speaker 4 (01:35:35):
It wasn't like they became instantly discordant, right, They're like
me would have been way funny with it.

Speaker 2 (01:35:41):
It would have been amazing, I think.

Speaker 4 (01:35:43):
Great if as soon as the kids got up there,
people didn't know what they were doing, boo.

Speaker 2 (01:35:49):
His you suck, that would have been great. Yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:35:54):
Yeah, and then it just shows how good he really is.
That's what I mean. Just see how good I am.
What happens when I take control when I don't conduct
the orchestra. This is what you get. They're reduced to
a children's mariachi band and nobody knows what the hell
is going on. Yeah, you get the idea. But I

(01:36:21):
was like, okay, that's cute. I get what they're doing.
But the orchestra was just fine. Those people know what
they're doing. They're reading the sheet music and they're performing
the piece, and they've rehearsed it and they've you know,
nobody's thrown off because there's no.

Speaker 9 (01:36:34):
Conductor got the Trey Anastasio of conductors up there, going
off script, making long versions of songs even longer.

Speaker 4 (01:36:41):
It's like, come on, let's go. I don't need the
extra half hour chuck.

Speaker 7 (01:36:45):
Well.

Speaker 4 (01:36:45):
Also, I told her, I said, well, to your credit,
I said, none of us out there knew that anything
was a miss. And she's like, now, we got through it,
but she goes, but it was you know, there were
large portions of that that we never rehearsed.

Speaker 2 (01:36:57):
And it's pretty cool.

Speaker 4 (01:36:58):
Oh well, not for then. They're all kind of, you know,
worried about where's he going next?

Speaker 9 (01:37:03):
And oh, I know, but they got through. Maybe they
got through.

Speaker 4 (01:37:06):
Yeah, but yeah, all I was thinking when most kids
are up there, I was like, boy, this orchestra, they're
just fine. They haven't changed a bit, Like you kind
of understand why a conductor would be there. But my
point was simply, if they weren't there.

Speaker 2 (01:37:24):
They'd be fine. Yeah, what would change?

Speaker 4 (01:37:26):
I mean, these are pieces they've rehearsed and they know
how to play, and it's so maybe you take you
take a little bit of direction with it. I don't know,
or like every I think everybody kind of has an
idea of why a conductor is there, Like they're kind
of gesturing to different parts of the orchestra, and there
is probably a visual single, a visual signal of changes

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in tempo and volume and things like that.

Speaker 2 (01:37:51):
But that's all in the sheet music. If you read music,
that's all in there. So I don't know. Maybe I'm
being persnickety and I understand.

Speaker 9 (01:38:01):
That, but or maybe you're just not thinking about it right.
Maybe he brought up like savant children that were conductors.

Speaker 2 (01:38:10):
If you weren't there, these were not savants.

Speaker 4 (01:38:15):
Had these kids couldn't figure out how to get to
the stage. I'm like, there's steps right there walking on
this side. What do we do get the steps? Why
do we don' stuck? Where do we go?

Speaker 2 (01:38:26):
I could? I'm like these My first thought was these
poor kids.

Speaker 4 (01:38:29):
That got dragged to this. Well, that's probably why they
had to bring him up there, like I'd give him
something to do. Yeah, I guess. But again, a fantastic
performance overall, the final holiday show for my daughter, so
I'm sure that was somewhat bittersweet. But I told her
when I dropped her off freshman year, I said, these

(01:38:49):
will be four of the fastest years of your life.
So have fun and on did this guy demand heat?
He called maestro. I didn't talk to the guy. Also,
they did not do festive gloryhole. To answer a lot
of people's questions, they did not do festive glory whole.

Speaker 2 (01:39:13):
How about dominic the Donkey? They did not. They dingy
dingy donkey do? How's that go?

Speaker 9 (01:39:18):
That's uh right it But.

Speaker 4 (01:39:21):
Dignity dongy do dominic the Donkey didn't do that either.

Speaker 2 (01:39:26):
That's a shame.

Speaker 4 (01:39:27):
Ron and Willoughby, what Alan, you couldn't handle the concert? Ron,
you magnificent son of a bitch.

Speaker 1 (01:39:37):
Uh.

Speaker 4 (01:39:38):
Yeah, there's so much going on practicing before the performance
that usually by the time they get to the actual performance,
the conductor's basically a visual timekeeper. And I think that's like, yes,
you kind of have a broad idea of that's what
it is. All I'm saying is when he abdicated the
conductor's platform to those ki there wasn't a single note missed,

(01:40:02):
or maybe there was.

Speaker 2 (01:40:04):
I know, I play the drums, man, I can you know.
I'm not.

Speaker 4 (01:40:09):
An orchestral of I'm not any kind of expert. Maybe
they did, maybe they were missing notes left and right.

Speaker 2 (01:40:19):
I doubt it.

Speaker 4 (01:40:20):
And I doubt it too. I'm trying to be magnanimous
about the whole thing. So you know, Alan was trying
to show my boyfriend all those Lindy Corn ads. But
I'm only finding interviews. Where are you finding these?

Speaker 2 (01:40:36):
Actually I don't find them. Roger sends them to us.

Speaker 4 (01:40:38):
Roger is one of our bureau chiefs in the Greater
Buffalo metropolitan area, and he's kind enough, kind enough to
record a lot of those Lindy Corn ads and send
them to me. And she always has questions. I guess
any good attorney, we'll start with questions. Right, They're gonna
hear what you have to say.

Speaker 2 (01:41:00):
Have you been groped at work?

Speaker 1 (01:41:02):
Called the law?

Speaker 4 (01:41:04):
Yeah, sometimes it's as simple as that. Have you been
groped at work?

Speaker 2 (01:41:08):
Yes? Yes I have, and I hope to be groped
again at work. Been waiting for corn.

Speaker 9 (01:41:15):
Yeah, it's been years and I've been waiting every single
day I come to work since to be groped. Yeah,
work hasn't happened since. So one and done.

Speaker 4 (01:41:23):
Jess runts a band and she's not even groped at
that job. Okay, they pull back a stump now, I
mean by you're probably groped by fans or something.

Speaker 2 (01:41:33):
Oh yeah, yeah, Oh not with my coworker. No, no, no, no,
that's what I mean. No, those are my brothers.

Speaker 4 (01:41:39):
She's like, oh, let me tell you. No, I know,
I know the people who are coming to see you
probably oh literally on Friday?

Speaker 2 (01:41:46):
Where now? Where was the gig on Friday? Sid Bowl
in Michigan? The Grand Rapids yep, yeah, the Twisted Bull. Yeah,
that's where I rode the bull.

Speaker 4 (01:41:56):
Oh okay, And who were you being grown on the Bowl?

Speaker 10 (01:42:01):
No?

Speaker 12 (01:42:01):
It was some rando because I go in the crowd
when I do. Love story for Taylor Swift.

Speaker 4 (01:42:06):
Was this in the Bob. They have a big area
and Grand rap It's called the Bob.

Speaker 2 (01:42:09):
We played there. Yeah, not that one, not there. OK.

Speaker 4 (01:42:13):
And so you you walk out into the crowd and
what like drunk, they.

Speaker 12 (01:42:18):
Just yeah, they're grabby and they do whatever, and I'm
just like, I just know how to handle it.

Speaker 2 (01:42:23):
I just walk away. Right.

Speaker 9 (01:42:25):
How the hell do people leave the house all the time,
go out acting like that at that age in your life, like, dude,
keep your hands to yourself, savage.

Speaker 4 (01:42:34):
Doesn't anybody remember the instructions given to us by the
Georgia satellite job.

Speaker 9 (01:42:41):
Don't give me no lines. Keep your hands to yourself.

Speaker 2 (01:42:45):
Well that's how I broke my foot one time.

Speaker 4 (01:42:52):
You gotta get a size thirteen rock. Put up your
case stuff. How did you break your foot?

Speaker 12 (01:42:58):
I was doing a bar walk and I was about
to jump down and this guy, this drunk old man, he.

Speaker 2 (01:43:04):
Was like, I'm going to help you down, and I'm like,
don't touch me. Yeah, and I jumped down.

Speaker 12 (01:43:09):
He grabs my waist and broke my foot in two places.

Speaker 4 (01:43:12):
Dude, dick, You're like, I've done this one hundred times before.

Speaker 2 (01:43:16):
I'm like, yeah, don't touch me. You're not part of
the show.

Speaker 18 (01:43:19):
You know what.

Speaker 2 (01:43:20):
I don't need your hands on me, right.

Speaker 4 (01:43:22):
God, everybody wants to be everybody wants to take the
shortcut to being part of the show. Why didn't you rehearse?
Why didn't you like, once you learn an instrument, Oh.

Speaker 2 (01:43:33):
Yeah, I'm sure I knew an instrument. Yuck. And so
then what do you do?

Speaker 4 (01:43:39):
Then you're laying there or you stand up and then
realize you broke your foot.

Speaker 2 (01:43:42):
I kept going.

Speaker 12 (01:43:43):
It was it was a horrible pain, but I didn't
even know I broke my foot for two weeks she's hobbling.
Oh oh, it wasn't like, Oh I just broke my foot.
Oh I thought I did. And I told my band.
I was like, don't tell Trent. That's our boss, the drummer.
I was like, don't tell him. I think I broke
my foot. And at the time, we had a guitar
player in the band, and I was like, in our
hotel that night, is my foot broken?

Speaker 2 (01:44:04):
You think? Can you move your toes? Yeah?

Speaker 12 (01:44:07):
But it's purple, like really bad, And that's not good dude.
That means something is wrong. No, it's not broken. I'm
like classic nurse.

Speaker 2 (01:44:15):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:44:16):
Oh the guitar player was a nurse. Yeah, okay, yeah,
but why tell you it's not broken?

Speaker 2 (01:44:20):
Then? Why is it purple and huge?

Speaker 6 (01:44:23):
Yeah?

Speaker 12 (01:44:23):
So I waited two weeks, finally went. They X rayed
it and they're like, yeah, two places. Why have you
been walking on that?

Speaker 2 (01:44:28):
Yes, just wear a boot. I did, and then I
just all a bit jumping around. I'm like dancing in it.
That sucks.

Speaker 12 (01:44:36):
Then I declared it unbroken, so I stopped wearing the boot.

Speaker 9 (01:44:41):
You declared it those who never went back for a
fall up, it's good enough.

Speaker 3 (01:44:44):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:44:44):
I was like, it's fine, yeah, but it's like, don't
touch me. Literally.

Speaker 6 (01:44:51):
Yes.

Speaker 2 (01:44:52):
People just don't know how to keep their hands for themselves.

Speaker 19 (01:44:54):
Mm.

Speaker 2 (01:44:55):
And I'm like, we're just normal people. They're just normal
people playing songs.

Speaker 12 (01:44:59):
Some people just get really into it and they think
we're like, oh my god, you're famous.

Speaker 2 (01:45:04):
No no, but even if you were, yeah, still keep
your hand, to keep your hands to your It's me.
I do this multiple times a week.

Speaker 4 (01:45:14):
This is all figured out already, This is all choreographed.

Speaker 9 (01:45:18):
And every this happens at every level too. Remember a
few years you say, a few years probably ten years ago
now that like radio guy got handsy with Taylor Swift
and I mean that's the biggest star in the world,
and you think, oh, yeah, that's fine, she won't mind
if I grab her ass.

Speaker 2 (01:45:33):
How's the matter with you? All right?

Speaker 4 (01:45:35):
People just don't think no, yeah, but why don't they think,
I mean, it's drunk. Yeah, but that also means that
you've been doing that for a while and no one
has called you out or I mean drunk, Okay, Yeah,
people's inhibitions drop. I mean, it's not an excuse, but
it's an explanation. But also, if I don't care how
drunk you are. If somebody goes, hey, don't do that,

(01:45:57):
don't do that.

Speaker 2 (01:45:58):
Yeah, don't Oh, I want to do it more.

Speaker 4 (01:46:00):
I've been really drunk on a bunch of occasions and
if somebody was like, hey, let's not do that, I go, okay,
well let's do something else.

Speaker 2 (01:46:06):
Then my bad.

Speaker 4 (01:46:08):
I've never been like grabbed somebody's ass drunk, right that
I didn't know.

Speaker 9 (01:46:16):
I've probably been grab somebody's ass I didn't know drunk,
but it wasn't like I just walked up to him
and grabbed somebody's ass. It was probably more like throughout
the course of the night or whatever his name is. Kevin,
Kevin Pillow, Kevin Alan.

Speaker 4 (01:46:32):
All Jess has to do is get a sushi roll
gig in Buffalo and she'll be able to call Indy Corn.

Speaker 2 (01:46:38):
You've been groped at work? Are you fronting a band?

Speaker 4 (01:46:40):
And I'm going to write that down. Are you the
front man for front woman or woman for sushi roll?
Front person?

Speaker 2 (01:46:51):
Front person? Her boss.

Speaker 17 (01:46:55):
And squeezed her breasts, which felt sexual in nature. I
have been playing to h R that her boss asked
her for sexual favors and when she said no, he said, relax.

Speaker 1 (01:47:12):
Enjoy.

Speaker 2 (01:47:13):
It's my favorite, one familiar. It's so on the laws.

Speaker 9 (01:47:18):
Relax, enjoy. It happens to everybody.

Speaker 4 (01:47:21):
Come on, So you got a stapler in your coin slot,
don't worry about it.

Speaker 2 (01:47:27):
Move to one side. You'll be okay.

Speaker 4 (01:47:31):
Alan, I've got something purple and huge and it's not broken.

Speaker 2 (01:47:35):
Hey, oh, well done, sir.

Speaker 4 (01:47:38):
You should still get that checked out by the Probably isn't.
Probably not penis right. That depends on the hue of purple.

Speaker 2 (01:47:47):
Alan is a listener? Ever groped you?

Speaker 4 (01:47:48):
Yes?

Speaker 2 (01:47:49):
I get squeezed all the time.

Speaker 4 (01:47:51):
Yes, he say thank you women grab my ass and
some guys women.

Speaker 9 (01:47:55):
I was gonna say, wood he did it to me
two weeks ago.

Speaker 2 (01:47:57):
That's what I'm saying. But but we know him, you know.

Speaker 3 (01:48:01):
What I mean.

Speaker 2 (01:48:02):
Still, I didn't ask for him to grow me. We
know him.

Speaker 9 (01:48:06):
Doesn't take away the fact I didn't ask him to
do it.

Speaker 2 (01:48:08):
Liked it? Of course I liked it.

Speaker 4 (01:48:11):
I guess I should have said I've been exposed to
Woody a lot longer than you a penis Uh, Woody
has never exposed himself to me, That's what I'm saying. Well,
it's been a long time I met Woody early on, Boy, Alan,

(01:48:32):
So what if your breasts are squeezed and it does
feel like a greeting, It's okay.

Speaker 2 (01:48:37):
Yeah, I didn't understand.

Speaker 4 (01:48:38):
That was the first taste of Lindy Corn we got,
and I really didn't understand what she meant.

Speaker 2 (01:48:42):
The more I've heard it, the more I get it.

Speaker 4 (01:48:43):
Well, the squeezed she means that the hug was a
little lingering. I thought, you, yes, so you could feel
the jugs on you? Yes, squeezed with hands was my same. Yeah,
And I was like, what does that mean? He was
just pulling the breasts in to him.

Speaker 17 (01:48:58):
Sale Her boss looked her and squeezed her breasts, which
felt sexual in nature, not like a greeting.

Speaker 4 (01:49:06):
Otherwise, come here, you have magnificent bastards and just started
squeezing them.

Speaker 9 (01:49:10):
That would have been sexually in nature no matter what.

Speaker 2 (01:49:12):
Yeah, Allen Cox Show.

Speaker 1 (01:49:15):
On one seven call the Alan.

Speaker 6 (01:49:21):
Cox Show, Cops Cox Is that with the next yes.

Speaker 7 (01:49:25):
Two one six, five seven eight one double O seven
or one three four eighty one double O seven.

Speaker 2 (01:49:39):
Three five Want to send me a.

Speaker 4 (01:49:41):
Text Alancoxshow dot com.

Speaker 2 (01:49:45):
All the other stuff and the iHeartRadio app. You know,
if you listen to us there.

Speaker 4 (01:49:50):
And I've been hearing from a lot of people who
have sent us their iHeart a year in review rewind
and it is utterly a stout. How many minutes people
have logged listening to this show and thanks for that.
I mean, well, the first few we got were somebody's
like eighty thousand.

Speaker 2 (01:50:09):
I was like, holy crap.

Speaker 4 (01:50:10):
And then people are like one hundred and ninety one
thousand minutes. I'm like, okay, thank you. I am. I
was gonna say scared. I would be not scared. I
would be what's the word I'm looking for, rob, I
would be bum gubbled to Corp. Yeah, if I looked

(01:50:34):
at my own rewind on the iHeartRadio app.

Speaker 21 (01:50:36):
I believe that the University of Pennsylvania is the right
school for me because of its tourculent history and Dilligord reputation.

Speaker 2 (01:50:47):
Oh boy, don't stop keep going? Rather not okay, pops,
would you mind?

Speaker 22 (01:50:52):
I feel that I could really benefit from being part
of its chrometumulus student body, and we faculty, we tangle
what the I would be bumgobbled to CORP. A university
that is so vernaciously progal that even the most Zeedison
student could gobulate honest question when.

Speaker 2 (01:51:15):
You wrote this, were you smoking a jazz cigarette? Oh
it's much worse than that. I have a mother that
taught me fake vocab words to screw me out of
the college. I want to go to what that's crazy?
That is crazy? Right, I can explain.

Speaker 4 (01:51:30):
Oh, no, you know I was smoking a jazz cigarette
last week.

Speaker 1 (01:51:34):
Rob.

Speaker 2 (01:51:34):
Oh yeah, I hadn't smoked in a minute. I'm mostly
an edible guy, but I had a jazz cigarette and
it's pretty good. How'd you do well?

Speaker 9 (01:51:49):
I inhaled. Well, I don't mean how did you do it?
I mean how did you do with it? Did you
get bangled? Did you well?

Speaker 2 (01:51:55):
It was good? Oh god, it's for you all right? Yeah, no,
it's good.

Speaker 4 (01:52:04):
You can leave us messages, by the way, on the
iHeart Radio app if you're so inclined. If you're one
of our bureau Chiefsho listens out of state. I like
to know where you are. Brandon listens in Jersey City,
New Jersey, just singled out last week as the most
festive city in these United States. Unbelievable, and Brandon's got

(01:52:25):
it right there in his backyard. Michael listens to the
show in Dubuque, Iowa. Liz is down in Boynton Beach, Florida,
Michael's in Colorado Springs, and Brett listens in Grand Rapids.
I wonder if he was able to make it to
Jess's show on Friday night. I wonder if Brett is

(01:52:48):
one of the guys that was randomly groping her when
she was walking around in the audience. I hope, not
certainly hope that any regular consumer of this program would
have a bit more of a level.

Speaker 2 (01:53:02):
Head than that.

Speaker 10 (01:53:03):
Hey Allan Rob, I am very displeased to know that
I was dethroned at my eighty four thousand, five hundred
minutes in the same show that it was announced. So
I am here to tell you that next year, I'm
going to listen to every show. Rice can.

Speaker 4 (01:53:26):
I'll tell what Tomic can. He is nothing if not diligent.

Speaker 2 (01:53:30):
Thank you.

Speaker 4 (01:53:31):
Wow, He's going to listen to each show, Thrice. That
is an investment in your time. It's an investment. I
mean your mental fortitude, really, your mental health is going
to take a huge hit if you listen to these programs, Thrice.

(01:53:52):
Teresa one hundred and seventeen thousand minutes, Dan one hundred
and ninety one thousand, one hundred eighteen minutes. That's that's
got to be some kind of a record right there, Right,
it's the biggest number I've gotten. Yeah, Stephanie ninety three thousand,
six hundred and thirty three minutes. Brian one hundred eight

(01:54:15):
thousand minutes.

Speaker 9 (01:54:16):
I would love to tell you what mine is, but
I still can't get the stupid thing to open on
the iHeart app.

Speaker 4 (01:54:20):
I keep tapping on that thing. I haven't gotten it
open either, so I don't know. Is it just if
you're paying for it? Oh wait, wait, wait, wait, I
can't be paying for it, can't I just reopened the
app and I got it my favorite station.

Speaker 9 (01:54:32):
Yeah, one hundred point seven WMMS.

Speaker 2 (01:54:36):
I've heard of it. I listened for it.

Speaker 4 (01:54:37):
According to that guy who's texting that I'm gonna see
you next Tuesday, I'm single handedly ruining rob It's long
standing legacy and tradition right at onast I'm known for something, right,
I haven't made huge marks in this business?

Speaker 2 (01:54:53):
What are you primarily known for?

Speaker 4 (01:54:55):
I single handedly destroyed the legacy of a once great
legendary radio station.

Speaker 2 (01:55:01):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:55:01):
Oh, and then they start rattling off all the call
letters I've worked for, well, not that one.

Speaker 2 (01:55:05):
Yeah, that one, what about that? Not that one? That
one was already on the way out.

Speaker 4 (01:55:09):
I'm not I'm not getting the rewind. I'm still getting
advertisements for other podcasts.

Speaker 9 (01:55:16):
If you go into that, who cares? You don't even
get that recap at the top. It doesn't say when
you when you go into your little message that's no, no, nope.

Speaker 4 (01:55:25):
I listened for eighteen hundred minutes to the radio stage.
This is what I get.

Speaker 9 (01:55:30):
That's what I had. And then if you tap on
the bell.

Speaker 4 (01:55:32):
I tapped on the bell and I got an advertisement
for some dumb podcast. Pull it down and see if
you if it refreshes and gives you another there's another
ad for another podcast. Oh good, yeah, sweet Nope, Well,
AnyWho I listened to, no matter how many times I've.

Speaker 9 (01:55:51):
Used it, my top podcast is the Alan Cox Show.

Speaker 2 (01:55:56):
Oh good for you? Now you are Rob?

Speaker 9 (01:55:59):
You know that's the show on Yeah okay, yeah, But
like I told you, I gotta sometimes try to listen
to it.

Speaker 2 (01:56:04):
Not being on it with fresh ears. You need to
listen to it as a.

Speaker 4 (01:56:08):
Program director, correct you go ahead, Jesus, I gotta shape
this guy up?

Speaker 9 (01:56:12):
Is there just too much of me?

Speaker 2 (01:56:14):
Did am I?

Speaker 8 (01:56:14):
Do?

Speaker 7 (01:56:15):
I do it?

Speaker 2 (01:56:15):
Too much of this? Did I do too much of that?

Speaker 9 (01:56:18):
But the most popular episode I listened to was Dead
Duck Day and aggravated Alan. I don't know where when
that was, Yeah, says I must be a classic rock fan. Yep,
So I got that. Yeah, and I've listened for a
total Are you ready? I am ready five three hundred
and thirty two minutes to the iHeart Radio Way.

Speaker 2 (01:56:38):
That's pretty good. Pretty good? Huh, pretty pretty good.

Speaker 4 (01:56:42):
Now you're not going to outdo any of our p ones,
as we say in the biz, but that's pretty good.

Speaker 9 (01:56:49):
My most listened to day was two hundred and eighty
five minutes. Wow, I must have fallen asleep with the
iHeartRadio app on.

Speaker 4 (01:56:58):
I don't listen to anything. And then Rover's next right
after that for podcast listening.

Speaker 2 (01:57:05):
So there you go.

Speaker 9 (01:57:06):
So at least I keep it all in the fam.

Speaker 2 (01:57:07):
Well.

Speaker 4 (01:57:08):
I think the big question everyone's asking Rob is how
many minutes has Rover logged on this show?

Speaker 9 (01:57:14):
I don't think any oh that I'm aware of that.
I don't think.

Speaker 4 (01:57:18):
Maybe Alan Jess is a stone cold fox. And then
their ps on their text is hatcha hatcha? How about that?
It's the kind of a verbal grope, isn't it a hatchatch?
She's unflappable though, people who have asked me, and I

(01:57:43):
know it's early days, people are like, how's just so far?
And my answer to them is great, and she's unflappable.
That is the greatest compliment that I think I can
give anybody in the nascent stages of a new kind
of professional relationship.

Speaker 2 (01:57:59):
Unflappable.

Speaker 9 (01:58:00):
Yeah, when you were willing to talk about your bms,
like day three, we knew, we knew you were.

Speaker 2 (01:58:05):
A good one. Oh sweet, Yeah, I'll talk about Dave.

Speaker 4 (01:58:15):
Are you ever groped at a show?

Speaker 2 (01:58:20):
And you hate it? Right? Oh? He likes he likes
it to him getting groped? Whoa?

Speaker 9 (01:58:26):
What if they go for the backside?

Speaker 15 (01:58:28):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (01:58:28):
That home run?

Speaker 4 (01:58:29):
Are you probably don't have any stories about it?

Speaker 10 (01:58:36):
Oh?

Speaker 2 (01:58:36):
Good? I think I had a dream about David Lee
Roth last night. Did you Yeah?

Speaker 4 (01:58:42):
We were like hanging out or something or I was yeah,
just in this second as I played that occurred to me.
In the weird like, through the course of the day,
something will just click in your brain and you go oh,
I had a dream about that last night, and then
you have to hope as the details filter into your
brain and it's not something that you would have been

(01:59:02):
better served forgetting.

Speaker 2 (01:59:05):
Uh No, I think I had a David.

Speaker 4 (01:59:06):
Lee Roth dream last night, like I was. I don't
know if I was like part of his road crow.
I don't remember what it was. Jess's band name is
Sushi Role by the way, people asking, They're a cover
band out of Chicago, and she had a series of
gigs with them. You still go out with them, like
we're gonna this is, will be with this on a
regular basis.

Speaker 12 (01:59:27):
I mean what I can, Like, I'll be there with
them on Saturday, gotcha, and then that's a falling Friday, and.

Speaker 2 (01:59:34):
That's you going to Chicago. Yeah.

Speaker 12 (01:59:36):
Wow, Well I mean, like the nineteenth is in Michigan,
so I'll just drive right up there. Yeah yeah, because
I think we're playing in like Minnesota on Saturday.

Speaker 2 (01:59:46):
Wow. So Friday night after the show, Jesus dude, good
for you.

Speaker 4 (01:59:52):
Tom and Barberton has logged three minutes, Rob, nice job
to see. Now I want to know the least number, Well,
the least is going to be zero, going I hate
your show, and I don't never listen, but I would
like to log that too. Anybody have five hundred and
twenty five thousand, six hundred minutes that person said, I

(02:00:12):
think that's from Rent Okay, Brian and Lorraine one hundred
and seven thousand, six hundred and eight and the guy
that calls me a homosexualist back, Yeah, all right, we
know Rob. Well remember you we were getting concerned for
his well being. We were, we were.

Speaker 2 (02:00:36):
We said, we were, like, jeez, what happened to that guy?

Speaker 4 (02:00:38):
We were getting concerned for Dick from Dayton's well being.

Speaker 9 (02:00:42):
Well, no, because this is care if this guy can remember,
I said, did this guy call? It was him and
Walter Williams I asked about in the same breath.

Speaker 2 (02:00:49):
Oh yeah, hundred from Walter. Yeah, he's probably dead. Starting
to feel like it.

Speaker 4 (02:00:55):
I haven't even got an email from the guy. So
two options. Either, in that period of time where he
was especially infirmed, he made poor decisions, leaving us messages,
sending us emails.

Speaker 2 (02:01:11):
Maybe glass half full.

Speaker 4 (02:01:13):
He made a full recovery and his brain fog cleared
and he was like, Jesus.

Speaker 2 (02:01:19):
What was I doing? May I offer another option? Never again? Please?

Speaker 9 (02:01:23):
What if remember he was telling us he wanted to
be the phone screener. Yea, what if Walter Williams is
actually Jess and that was just a character that.

Speaker 2 (02:01:31):
She was playing.

Speaker 9 (02:01:34):
And we were like that Walter Williams guy, Yeah right,
but we actually hired him.

Speaker 4 (02:01:39):
I thought you were going to say, after hiring her
and introducing her to the crowd, that he took.

Speaker 2 (02:01:44):
His own life from I thought, oh god.

Speaker 4 (02:01:48):
He stabbed his wife to death and then tried to
stab himself. Well, let's hope it that that's not. Let's
hope that I'm right. So you're saying that my wildly
convoluted scenario is the correct one.

Speaker 9 (02:02:03):
What you're saying is you don't think Jess is Walter Williams.

Speaker 4 (02:02:06):
What I'm saying is, I don't think anyone is Walter Williams.
I think, yes, he was a figment of our collective
imaginations and the immortal words of Shaw Blades.

Speaker 2 (02:02:21):
A fight club. Yeah. Anyway, that guy is bad a gay,
very gay.

Speaker 4 (02:02:30):
I mean, at least he's putting some holiday into it.

Speaker 2 (02:02:36):
Holiday.

Speaker 4 (02:02:37):
I know this is guaranteed human rob This guy who
thinks I'm a homosexual?

Speaker 23 (02:02:43):
Ah, so very gay? SASA every day why is he silong?

Speaker 6 (02:02:58):
He needs to cut that cooks.

Speaker 4 (02:03:12):
He couldn't even finish this song. Come on, man, I'm
like edging over here.

Speaker 2 (02:03:16):
That's why I got you the bucket hat. Thank you
so much. Continue the joke. Yeah, the bucket Oh is
this like a is this it's a gag? It's not
a Is this not?

Speaker 1 (02:03:26):
Well?

Speaker 4 (02:03:26):
Does a bucket hat imply that you're you have homosexual tennis?

Speaker 2 (02:03:30):
Well, now it looks like.

Speaker 4 (02:03:32):
If I wear it over my headphones headphones off, it's
more of a Gilligan vibe little buddy I do. Rob
does call me little buddy a lot. So my sushi
rolled bucket hat. If I wear it over my headphones, yeah,
Jamiroquai vibes futures me. Yeah, well here, uh have you

(02:03:55):
ever heard that song? Just off Jamiiquy. No, it's cool
video you should watch sometimes.

Speaker 9 (02:04:00):
That's actually not a bad look on you.

Speaker 2 (02:04:03):
I gotta put the let me put the headphones on
over it. You'll have to model it for me later.
I don't see oh, you'll see me. You can't see
them on the on the live street. You can't see me. Oh,
it's really delayed, arenar. Oh, yeah, there's a delay, but you'll.

Speaker 9 (02:04:15):
See it shouldn't be Yeah, maybe maybe refresh it because
I'm seeing them on mind it's not U.

Speaker 2 (02:04:21):
It's not working against me. It's not working.

Speaker 19 (02:04:25):
You.

Speaker 4 (02:04:25):
Oh, I see it now dialing At this point, people
are like, whatever covers up that hair, bro go, Yeah,
I gotta do.

Speaker 2 (02:04:33):
Something with it.

Speaker 4 (02:04:34):
Well, thanks, though, Jess, I've never owned or donned a
bucket hat, so you are first one in.

Speaker 12 (02:04:45):
I mean, maybe you're catching a new style now. Maybe
it'll maybe you'll start wearing them.

Speaker 2 (02:04:49):
All the time. Well, I've told the stories before.

Speaker 4 (02:04:51):
You know. We're gonna be in Toronto on a couple
of weeks and it's been a minute and I've been there.
But there is this place on Queen Street that I
like and every time I walk by there, I.

Speaker 2 (02:04:57):
Walk in and I go, if I'm a hat guy.

Speaker 4 (02:05:01):
And then I start trying on like hats and I'm
not a hat guy.

Speaker 2 (02:05:05):
Can you give up on them?

Speaker 4 (02:05:06):
Well, it's like a ball cap. I mean I never
was like a hat guy. Like some people kill it
in the hats, you know what I mean? I think
I think when you wear a ball cap, you look
good in a ball cap. Well, but everybody looks good
in a ball cap. Hey, hey, hey, hey, what I
look good in a ball cap? You take that away
from me? Well, no, no, I'm not a ball cap. You
look what bald balls. Let's say it's I'm the exception
that you know. We're not saying bald cap, right, that

(02:05:29):
fake classic thing you put over your head, because you
will look bald in this ball cap, a baseball cap.

Speaker 2 (02:05:34):
No, I have like super Barbie Doll thin dog hair.
Oh you do you have thin hair? It's super thin,
Like I have fine hair.

Speaker 4 (02:05:43):
I have a lot of hair, but it's fine, like
all day today because it's a winter time, it's very
dry out. All day today, Rob, I've been running my
hands under the faucet, run it on my hair because
my hair has been like I'm yahoo serious, My hair
has been so like staticky today.

Speaker 2 (02:06:01):
I'll just start to start to like go out.

Speaker 4 (02:06:03):
Yeah, like yeah, it's like dying around like I have
my hand on some electric arc or something at the
Science Museum and so it's all.

Speaker 2 (02:06:12):
Yeah, I gotta do something. What are you gonna do?
I don't know.

Speaker 4 (02:06:15):
I'll figure it out, but I figured it out during
the break. No, not now, I'll make an appointment with
my girl, I'm during this, like during our break when
we're off, Yes, during our break when we're off.

Speaker 2 (02:06:27):
Yep.

Speaker 12 (02:06:29):
Yeah, all my hair's falling out right now postpartum stuff.

Speaker 4 (02:06:34):
I was some good hair. Oh well, then this is
just because of the baby. It's not like, oh.

Speaker 12 (02:06:40):
No, my hair's really pen I thought it was gonna
be one of the lucky ones.

Speaker 2 (02:06:44):
I wasn't.

Speaker 4 (02:06:45):
I had a friend who she had really thin hair,
and she was always like, you know, spraying it and
kind of making it look fuller. But like if she
she'd never pull it back in a ponytail, because that
ponytail was the saddest thing you'd ever seen.

Speaker 2 (02:06:59):
Yeah, thin hair at the ponytail right now, so you're
not you know, okay.

Speaker 9 (02:07:04):
I went to high school with a girl who lost
like a ton on the top, you know, like she
got real real thin kids. I felt so bad for
her because there's nothing you can do, no otherwise you
put a wig on, like that's the extent of it,
Like what else can you do?

Speaker 4 (02:07:19):
She was like royally thin, like it was. I felt
really bad. Somebody texted, I look like L L tool
J congratulations, thank you.

Speaker 2 (02:07:32):
L L tool J. L fool J L L tool
j that's good.

Speaker 4 (02:07:36):
Somebody else says you look like blossom more of a
six guy myself, But okay, those are literally the only
blossom references.

Speaker 3 (02:07:44):
I know.

Speaker 9 (02:07:44):
Yeah, sitting up on top of the headphones, it's not
doing its full job.

Speaker 4 (02:07:49):
But it should be down on the down under the
headphones should be over the tip clown like yeah, yeah, yeah,
all right.

Speaker 2 (02:07:59):
L L tooled.

Speaker 4 (02:08:01):
That means ladies love tool James. All right, isn't he
in the rock and Roll Hall of Fame? There is
all right where he belongs. Where he belongs the band
tool not yet should.

Speaker 1 (02:08:14):
Be The Allen Cox Show on one hundred point sevens.

Speaker 14 (02:08:22):
You know, you think this guy's gonna do one thing
in me does another thing when a third thing happens,
and it's a bummer because you kind just want him
to keep doing that middle thing.

Speaker 2 (02:08:36):
He's all very frustrating.

Speaker 1 (02:08:38):
The Eren Cox SHOWMMS.

Speaker 2 (02:08:48):
Oh Boy two one six five seven eight one double oh.

Speaker 4 (02:08:52):
SEVENNA join us Live or eight hundred three four eight
one double oh seven three five two percent of text
Cavaliers are not playing again until Friday.

Speaker 2 (02:09:07):
They're doing the NBA Cup stuff.

Speaker 4 (02:09:09):
I guess this week or whatever lose to the Warriors
on Saturday, but they get a good one over on
the San Antonio Spurs on Friday night. Spurs are a
good team. One thirty to one seventeen was the Cavs
final there. So come Friday night they will be in
DC to play the Wizards and then they will come
home Sunday to host the Hornets.

Speaker 2 (02:09:31):
That's Charlotte, Yeah, it sure is.

Speaker 4 (02:09:34):
And then back to back against the Bulls next Wednesday
night in Chicago next Friday night here at home. And
I will have those Calves Bulls tickets for you all
this week, around five ten Monsters tickets too. Jimmy Kimmel
Incs contract extension with ABC. This is a guy hot

(02:09:56):
on the heels, you know the last few times Jimmy
Kimmel signed because people forget he's been on the air
there for like twenty years. Jimmy Kimmel's been on the
air at ABC now for a long time.

Speaker 2 (02:10:06):
They had no.

Speaker 4 (02:10:08):
Square footage in late night after Nightline, that was the
big late night show that all of the other talk
shows were up against on ABC. NBC and then later
on CBS had Letterman, then NBC had Conan, they had Leno,
CBS had Jesus who did see they had like I'm sorry, yeah, Letterman,

(02:10:31):
but I'm thinking of like that was after NBC and
that Conan Letterman. They would have like Craig Kilbourne and
they would have Tom Snyder and all these you know,
with like the Late Lates, right, Late Lates, Yeah, yeah,
twelve thirty. But ABC really didn't have a foothold. They
didn't have late night talk show. They had Nightline with

(02:10:51):
Ted Coppo and then they brought Jimmy Kimmel in. But
the last few years, like even prior to this whole
michigas with Trump, Kimmel was kind of like, that might
be time for me to step aside. Right, He's got
a pretty sweet gig, takes most of the summer off,
comes back, but after the year that he's had, there's

(02:11:12):
probably no way that he would hang it up because
you want to show.

Speaker 2 (02:11:20):
That you can keep going.

Speaker 4 (02:11:22):
I guess now he has signed a one year deal,
so that to me is kind of like, well they,
you know, they his deal expires in twenty twenty six,
and then he'll sign a year extension, which is what
he did.

Speaker 2 (02:11:41):
And also, in.

Speaker 4 (02:11:42):
This situation, you're trying to keep a lot of people employed, right.

Speaker 2 (02:11:46):
I bet you that's more what it is. That's what
I think.

Speaker 4 (02:11:48):
These people like, you know, the name person whose name
is on the show is the one making the money.
But you have a huge staff of people, and so
that there's a lot of pressure there.

Speaker 9 (02:11:56):
I would have been done, dude, after all of that.
That would have been if I wasn't worried about staff,
I would.

Speaker 2 (02:12:01):
Have been done.

Speaker 1 (02:12:01):
Well.

Speaker 4 (02:12:02):
I think this is where you tell everyone on staff
start looking for gigs. We're gonna do this for another year,
and then I'm out, and then we're out.

Speaker 2 (02:12:09):
Yeah, you know, you got it right. Everybody thinks that
they want to retire.

Speaker 4 (02:12:15):
Now again, these are people, you know, I've always kind
of laughed those of us in radio, even if we're
fortunate to make a good living where some of the
last people able to make a good living in radio.
But you know, radio, and probably rightly so, is kind
of considered the lowest rung on the entertainment ladder because

(02:12:37):
you know, the public perception is that anybody can do it,
you know, and so but the late night talk shows,
these are people who have who are making millions of
dollars and they have a huge staff of people it's
it's still a lot of work, especially if the host
is you know, somebody who's part of the writing. But

(02:13:01):
like you know, Johnny Carson used to come in five
minutes before showtime, getting his corvette five minutes after showtime. Yeah,
that was obviously a different era, a different time. But
it's always funny, you know, people who do this job.
I don't have writers, right, I gotta do everything. But
if you're on a late night talk show, you're making
millions of dollars and you have a ton of writers,

(02:13:23):
and you're on the air for forty five minutes at night.
So I think, with whatever grind that is when you're
in it, you go it's time to get out, and
it probably is for him.

Speaker 2 (02:13:34):
But then you're out, and then you go, well, no,
not to hell, am I gonna do nothing? I wouldn't.

Speaker 1 (02:13:39):
I know.

Speaker 4 (02:13:40):
I'm not a nothing guy, you know. My My thing
is always like I like being on the air. I
don't know how to do another goddamn thing in the world.
And so you stay on the air until nobody wants
you on the air anymore, and then you go and
you figure something out. What the voluntary Now, again, if
I were in a situation where I had banked twenty

(02:14:00):
years worth of four million dollar paychecks, you know, and
Kim WLL makes more than that now. But I think
they brought him to ABC for a couple of million dollars.
And he's a guy who came from radio. If nothing else,
Kimmel is a guy who started in radio.

Speaker 2 (02:14:14):
He was a morning DJ.

Speaker 9 (02:14:16):
A lot of those guys, you know, most of those
dudes started in radio. I mean that was where people
used to start. I think, so, yeah, I know, he's
the only guy I think of. I think everybody started
somewhat in radio. I think Letterman had a radio job.

Speaker 4 (02:14:30):
I'm pot yeah, but I mean like but but I
mean like he was probably on the radio, Kim what
was made hundred years ago?

Speaker 2 (02:14:36):
That if we making it in the radio. So Kimmel
was a guy like moving around the country, you know,
doing that.

Speaker 4 (02:14:41):
Yeah, Seattle, and he's from Vegas and he's he was
West coast stuff.

Speaker 2 (02:14:45):
I don't think he ever went to east of Nevada.

Speaker 9 (02:14:47):
But was he on KLS is that he was on
one of those Tuesdays on k K he would call in.

Speaker 2 (02:14:54):
He was doing sports.

Speaker 4 (02:14:56):
He brought Corolla in to do like boxing, coverage or something,
and that's where they got the Man Show. Those guys
were so popular on that Kevin and Bean show at
k Rock Forever that they pitched The Man Show to
Comedy Central, and that's kind of where they blew up.
And then Corolla kept doing radio and Kimmel jumped to TV.

(02:15:16):
But again I've told the story before. When I first
went back to Chicago, my old boss, the guy that
I started with, was ironically now against me in the
morning because our two stations were sister stations. And one
of his writers or his news guy, and one of
his writers was a guy who used to do mornings
with Jimmy Kimmel, guy named Kent Voss, and the first

(02:15:38):
couple of seasons of Jimmy Kimmel Live, Kent was one
of their writers. Because Kima would bring these guys along
and they were funny guys. But yeah, so I have
to think this is Jimmy Kimmel going to the staff
because his wife is an EP, they all work together.
So he goes to the staff and goes, I'm signing
one more year. Stick it to Trump in whatever way

(02:16:02):
that I think. That's all that is, I'm sure, But
also the added benefit of the staff going. And again,
a lot of people who write, we've had them in here.
You know, over the years, a lot of people who
write in these shows are comedians. I don't mean funny writers.
I mean comedians like their night gig is right, they
go and get on stage. But you know, your TV

(02:16:24):
writing gig, you make a lot of money. You got
health insurance. You know, it's a nice thing to have
if you're a stand up comedian. Hey, Mike, Hello, Mike?
Is this Mike.

Speaker 2 (02:16:40):
Hello? Hello? Going once? Going twice? All right? Almost sounds
like the call dropped or something. Maybe, so.

Speaker 4 (02:16:55):
Oh, let me play this because it kind of caught
my ear and I thought it was funny. Like Dimitri
Martin speaking of stand up He's not everybody's cup of tea,
but I think he's very funny, creative, inventive guy.

Speaker 2 (02:17:08):
Where is that? After I was talking to somebody about
the Browns. I don't watch sports.

Speaker 15 (02:17:15):
As much as I used to because I'm always disappointed.
I'd rather see the actual animals fighting than the teams
with those names. Colts versus bears, Yeah, see some horses
and bears fighting, all right, Wizards versus he awesome, magic

(02:17:38):
versus jazz.

Speaker 6 (02:17:41):
That's a little too gay for me.

Speaker 19 (02:17:42):
I think, I don't know how. I don't want to
see jazz fighting anything. I'm down jazz.

Speaker 2 (02:17:52):
See if he doesn't this courts are getting very dissonant.
I was reading a story about a guy.

Speaker 4 (02:17:59):
The headline since about gay rams, and of course, first
thing I thought was Michael Sam But that's a deep
dive and he's no longer in the league.

Speaker 2 (02:18:07):
If you know, you know.

Speaker 4 (02:18:08):
Yeah, But there's a designer in Scotland who has a
line of wool products called ie Wool Survive and he.

Speaker 2 (02:18:20):
Uses Now again, this seems to me.

Speaker 4 (02:18:22):
It's a fun headline, but your materials are probably not
gonna last very long. He uses the fleece from rams
who prefer same sex partners.

Speaker 2 (02:18:34):
He uses the wool of gay sheep.

Speaker 4 (02:18:37):
Now, this story popped up in like the right wing blogosphere, right,
this is the epitome of your woke libtard whatever. The
guy is probably chuckling over the coverage that it's getting.
But a designer there in Scotland is only using the

(02:18:57):
wool of gay rams and gay sheep. And I again,
I don't know why. Obviously he's trying to make some
kind of statement, and that's fine, it's his to make.
But would it feel any different, would there be a
difference in quality? I certainly can't imagine that that's the case.

Speaker 9 (02:19:22):
Be a little more fabulous.

Speaker 4 (02:19:23):
Well, that's what I mean. Like, he's based in la
but he's from Scotland. He's a guy who's been in
the fashion biz for a long time. He's a styled
clothes for Madonna and Share.

Speaker 2 (02:19:37):
And is.

Speaker 4 (02:19:40):
Somebody who wants to make some kind of statement. He says,
you certainly can't say that sheep have anything to do
with woke culture. He said, it's part of nature. And again,
this has been a fact for a long long time.
You know, it's been common for a long time that

(02:20:01):
homosexuality is in nature, it's not just humans. For a
long time, people weren't really paying attention. They were like, oh, come,
there's no gay animals. There are a lot of gay animals,
a lot, And so that kind of removes that from
the public discourse. I know there's still some you know,

(02:20:22):
conservative people who are willfully ignorant of that fact. But
it is a fact. You know that in nature it exists.
Eight percent of the ram population rob prefers same sex
mating partners. Now, obviously you're not gonna be pro creating,

(02:20:43):
but they're you know animals in nature, they don't have
pro creating on the brain. They have humping on the brain.
And so this guy's again, I I don't know how
long you observe your stock if you're out there on
the farm before you go ooh, that one's gonna work out.

Speaker 2 (02:21:03):
That one's not. He likes the ladies.

Speaker 4 (02:21:07):
He says, thirty five of his five hundred head herd
are gay rams.

Speaker 2 (02:21:15):
A lot of head.

Speaker 4 (02:21:17):
But if you got you have five hundred rams and
thirty five of them, that's not gonna last very long.
You're gonna be able to make a couple of blankets
and maybe some shorts. So his eye Wools Survive collection
was a part of New York Fashion Show. Of course, right,
it's not gonna be like on the rack at Target.

(02:21:39):
But when I saw the headline of gay Rams, I thought,
I merely thought, Michael Sam.

Speaker 2 (02:21:43):
I think you're reading that wrong. Doesn't it say Grams?

Speaker 4 (02:21:46):
Oh, Grahams, Oh, that's what it was. It's a British paper.
And so they're talking about people's grandmothers. Yes, people's grandmothers
are gay and they shave them gig good christ My
Graham's gay. Yeah. Hello, Wow is this Mike? Yes, sir,

(02:22:07):
Hi Mike, what's up?

Speaker 2 (02:22:09):
Hello?

Speaker 24 (02:22:10):
Allan?

Speaker 2 (02:22:10):
Hello? Rob, Hello, Mike.

Speaker 10 (02:22:12):
Hey.

Speaker 24 (02:22:12):
I was quizzing my niece this weekend on the US president.
She was doing okay at first, and then we got
to the fifth one. We couldn't think of the guy's name.
I don't know if you guys can help me out
with that at all?

Speaker 2 (02:22:24):
The fifth president?

Speaker 4 (02:22:25):
How are you quizzing her if you didn't have the answers?

Speaker 24 (02:22:30):
Well, we're just proud to come up with the names.

Speaker 2 (02:22:33):
Mike.

Speaker 4 (02:22:34):
If you know your American history, of course, you know
that the fifth president of the United States was James Monroe. Monroe,
one of our founding fathers of Memory Serves.

Speaker 24 (02:22:46):
Yeah, he was Uh huh, I got the perfect thank you.

Speaker 2 (02:22:50):
You're welcome. We got that out of the way.

Speaker 1 (02:22:53):
Monroe Monroe.

Speaker 24 (02:22:56):
Rob with his reduced skeletal girth, Uh, he's having less
tolerance to the cold or notice is a difference?

Speaker 2 (02:23:05):
Rob?

Speaker 4 (02:23:05):
Have you become so thin that the wind is now
cutting through you like a rape?

Speaker 2 (02:23:11):
Yer?

Speaker 9 (02:23:11):
No, but I'm I'm a cold bitch anyway. I hate
the cold. Hate it. I've always hated it. I hate
it more now. But I don't think it's because of
the weight loss. I'm just think I'm getting.

Speaker 2 (02:23:21):
Old and you're in New Englander. Could something to do
with it. You've grown up hating your environment your whole life,
whole life.

Speaker 9 (02:23:28):
Yeah, I I it's and it's only gotten worse. Like I'm,
I'm I'm done. Like just now, I just walk next
door to grab a coffee and it just it sucks.
I like, I hate the weather here, hate it.

Speaker 2 (02:23:41):
Well.

Speaker 24 (02:23:41):
I think that's why so many people move down south
as they get older. That's it, same reason. I think
you hit a certain age and it's like screw this.
Yeah enough living in Ohio or Northeast and snow and
tied a bowlt that's it.

Speaker 9 (02:23:53):
I mean eventually, maybe someday we'll see. I mean, it's
it's not bad enough that I would move, you know
what I mean? But someday maybe.

Speaker 2 (02:24:00):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (02:24:01):
Okay.

Speaker 24 (02:24:02):
Lastly, I used to watch Charlie's Angels all the time too.
I think the sisters were Jill and Chris Barah Faust
and Cheryl Ladd. Okay, you think of their last name
for some reason, you remember wasn't it, Jill and Chris Monroe.

Speaker 25 (02:24:17):
Monroe Monroe, thank you on New York was another mic
my cousin's at ESPN.

Speaker 2 (02:24:28):
At sophomore years at Monroe College.

Speaker 26 (02:24:32):
You ever watched the show ted right on ABC too
Close for Comfort were And he would come into the
room and address his daughter's and then the guy livered
up Monroe.

Speaker 4 (02:24:44):
Monroe Monro, Rob, how did you celebrate Delaware Day as
a New Englander.

Speaker 9 (02:24:50):
By not celebrating it whatsoever?

Speaker 2 (02:24:53):
Oh? Yeah, I mean didn't know. Okay, that was it?
That was it? That was it? All right? Yeah?

Speaker 4 (02:24:59):
I mean Delaware was the first state to ratify the Constitution, Rob,
Yesterday was Delaware Day. We have a lot of bureau
chiefs in the great State of Delaware. You'd think that,
if nothing else, in deference to them, you would have

(02:25:19):
recognized Delaware Day as a native New england Er. I
was on the road all day yesterday, and I took
a few minutes to recognize the great state of Delaware.

Speaker 9 (02:25:30):
That's no New England state. They mean nothing to me.

Speaker 2 (02:25:34):
It's not Delaware is not a New England state, No, sir.

Speaker 9 (02:25:37):
Oh no, they're actually more south than New York and
New Jersey.

Speaker 4 (02:25:41):
They were right next to Maryland. Yes, Maryland is not
in New England, sir. Yeah, but weren't we talking about
They were referring to New York and New Jersey as
being part of New England East.

Speaker 9 (02:25:51):
The Northeast. They called it the Northeast or the Northeast. No,
not really. All people think New England is the Northeast.

Speaker 4 (02:25:58):
So New England is just massive. Choose it's Vermont, New Hampshire.

Speaker 2 (02:26:01):
Maine, Connecticut, Connecticut, Rdland.

Speaker 4 (02:26:04):
So you've got to be north of Philly. Oh yeah,
oh yeah, yeah, yeah, okay, yeah, New York doesn't count.

Speaker 2 (02:26:10):
So Maryland, the Delaware of all that stuff.

Speaker 4 (02:26:13):
No, no, okay, anybody on Cape May that's not part
of New England, no, sir. Wow, So you're saying that
Myrtle Beach is not part of New England.

Speaker 9 (02:26:24):
Myrtle Beach is territory at you know what else Isn't
Daytona Beach also not part of New England?

Speaker 2 (02:26:31):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (02:26:32):
All right, what about Provincetown? Did they ever call that
gaytona Beach?

Speaker 9 (02:26:37):
They should? Man, and oh my god, I never even
that is so good.

Speaker 4 (02:26:41):
I'm sure somebody thought of it. Andrew Sullivan's probably got
it on a shirt or something.

Speaker 9 (02:26:45):
I've never I mean, I've been there a lot. Oh boy,
that's gonna kill me, cape cod that's coming back to
get me. I guarantee you bet at province on a
lot of millions.

Speaker 2 (02:26:53):
Yeah. Yeah, but it's right there on the and the
thing and the.

Speaker 9 (02:26:56):
And the hook that it's the dead it's the tip
of the tip of the state.

Speaker 2 (02:27:00):
Right there. That's Massachusetts. All right.

Speaker 9 (02:27:04):
But but yes, that I've never heard that. I've never
seen that in a T shirt shop. That's where I
bought my I Am the Man from Nantucket t shirt
was in Provincetown.

Speaker 4 (02:27:14):
M h.

Speaker 2 (02:27:15):
But they sell a lot of those. Oh yeah, okay.

Speaker 4 (02:27:18):
So New Hampshire, New England, yes, Vermont, yes, yes, Maine, yes,
of course, yes, sir, Connecticut yes, correct, New York no, No, okay, nope,
that is the first state bordering New England. So there
are only four there are five states in New England.

Speaker 2 (02:27:36):
You forgot Rhode Island.

Speaker 4 (02:27:38):
Rhode Island, Connecticut, New Hampshire, Vermont, Maine, and Massachusetts Massachusetts.

Speaker 2 (02:27:43):
YadA. Wow.

Speaker 4 (02:27:45):
All right, well then, so you're you're not being cheeky
at all. You did nothing to celebrate Delaware.

Speaker 9 (02:27:53):
Do you say five or six? Six states?

Speaker 2 (02:27:55):
Six?

Speaker 4 (02:27:55):
Because I forgot about Rhode Island. Rhode Island, I'm so.

Speaker 9 (02:27:58):
Sorry of all the places forget I know, I'm sorry.

Speaker 2 (02:28:02):
It's so smaller having a carpeted.

Speaker 9 (02:28:04):
Everybody always says, who's gonna take credit for Somebody's gonna
claim it some day. It's going to Connecticut or it's
going to Massachusetts.

Speaker 4 (02:28:10):
That's it wasn't this whole area called the Connecticut Territory
or something back in the day. Sounds right, the Connecticut
Western Reserve. This whole part of the country was called
the Connecticut Western Reserve. I think there's still signs around
that at least pay some amount of homage to that
that they claimed all this land across this big swath

(02:28:34):
from the state of Connecticut to like the Great Lakes.
The Connecticut Western Reserve part of Pennsylvania, Ohio.

Speaker 2 (02:28:46):
Northeast Ohio used to be part of Connectic.

Speaker 4 (02:28:48):
We could have been grandfathered into New England.

Speaker 2 (02:28:52):
Yeah, you could have been England. Oh come on.

Speaker 4 (02:28:55):
Eventually, only King Chuck had taken care of things for us.

Speaker 9 (02:28:58):
If it weren't for two, I think Rhode Island would
be part of Connecticut or Massachusetts at this point, all right,
because it's I mean, it's it is. I mean you're
driving tip to tail in forty five minutes. Yeah, you
know it's it's a it's an awesome state.

Speaker 4 (02:29:11):
I mean that's how case Western Reserve University got its name.

Speaker 2 (02:29:15):
Is it? Yeah, part of the Connecticut Western Reserve.

Speaker 4 (02:29:18):
I did not know that there's there's Western Reserve Academy
that's out in Hudson. If that still has its name,
they call it Reserve. But I think that's what's called
Western Reserve Hospital is down a Cuihaga Falls, So there
are some kind of lingering remnants.

Speaker 6 (02:29:37):
Of that.

Speaker 9 (02:29:39):
Could have been part of Connecticut.

Speaker 4 (02:29:40):
Once we kicked out the area and the Iroquois, it
was all os Machael Luther King Junior.

Speaker 1 (02:29:49):
King Junior The Allen Cox Show on one hundred points.

Speaker 10 (02:29:57):
Called the Allen Cox Show Allen Cox.

Speaker 24 (02:30:00):
It is the worst strike time personality I've ever.

Speaker 7 (02:30:07):
Two seven eight one double o seven or eight one
double O seven.

Speaker 4 (02:30:14):
I want to tell you a story about the house
one booty.

Speaker 2 (02:30:21):
I come home on Friday. How to tell then lady
I I lost my job.

Speaker 4 (02:30:29):
She said that don't be fund me as long as
I get my money next Friday.

Speaker 2 (02:30:34):
Now, next Friday, come out. Didn't get the rent and
the door? I went.

Speaker 6 (02:30:42):
Ellen.

Speaker 4 (02:30:43):
There is only one way to properly celebrate Delaware Day,
and that's with one bourbon, one Scotch, and one beer.

Speaker 9 (02:30:52):
So you assume that's where thorough good is from.

Speaker 4 (02:30:54):
It used to be George Storer Good in the Delaware Destroyers. Yeah,
back in the day.

Speaker 2 (02:30:58):
I didn't think I need that really.

Speaker 9 (02:31:01):
Oh yeah, and I love this.

Speaker 2 (02:31:03):
One bourbon, one Scotch, one beer.

Speaker 4 (02:31:05):
It's eight minutes and twenty six seconds full of ripped
off nineteen fifties blues goodness.

Speaker 2 (02:31:13):
It's a great song. I love this song.

Speaker 4 (02:31:15):
John Lee Hooker did a really good version of it,
and I think Thora Goods probably has the modern ish
a template for it. In late seventies cond the balls
at three o'clock. Now, everybody fun at you. Everybody fun
of it? Yeah, yeah, let me stid it on. Yeah,

(02:31:36):
George so Good and the Delaware Destroyers.

Speaker 2 (02:31:38):
Have you ever seen him? I met him? Have you?
He was very.

Speaker 4 (02:31:45):
Displeased to be doing a meet and greet at a
rib fest. Oh yeah, and he's a successful dude, Like
he's a good guitar player. I mean all these guys
are like you know, most of their early alg was
just old you know, Elmore James songs, but still bad

(02:32:07):
in the bone. I mean that is a an undeniable
classic bu bu bu bu bad. And he wrote it.
He didn't write to this, but he wrote who do
you Love?

Speaker 2 (02:32:19):
Or did he is? Who do you Love? An old one.

Speaker 4 (02:32:24):
Iota, But again George Storergud wrote some good songs, great songs,
a lot of more covers.

Speaker 9 (02:32:30):
But I'm not sure I knew that this was a remake.

Speaker 2 (02:32:33):
Yeah, this was nineteen fifties.

Speaker 4 (02:32:36):
I think now you funded too, Now you funded too.
I don't remember who did it originally, but I know
John Lee Hooker did it.

Speaker 2 (02:32:44):
Say look man, come down hill, come down now.

Speaker 4 (02:32:50):
It takes a while to get going too, you know,
drummers just do it decades. Sushi Roll probably doesn't do
one Bourbon, one Scotch, and one being I should I
would imagine. No, you're probably not doing any eight and
a half minute songs.

Speaker 12 (02:33:08):
Well, you guys have a medley portion. Yeah, we have
mashups all the time.

Speaker 2 (02:33:11):
Okay, what's a good mashup? Our nineties mashup?

Speaker 4 (02:33:14):
What you mean, like the weekend that we've got coming
up on WM that's.

Speaker 2 (02:33:18):
Right, Alan, Wow.

Speaker 4 (02:33:20):
We will feature all nineties all weekend right here on
the Buzzard, starting at ten with the Dan Stansbury Show.

Speaker 2 (02:33:27):
How about that?

Speaker 4 (02:33:28):
Yeah, boy, that was a hard left turn.

Speaker 2 (02:33:31):
How do you? Hey?

Speaker 4 (02:33:33):
You mentioned nineties? I know, what is your favorite song
to perform?

Speaker 2 (02:33:39):
Jess? I hate that question?

Speaker 12 (02:33:41):
Damn well, I forget my favorite song.

Speaker 4 (02:33:46):
Okay, the last show you did, what was where did
you feel like you really had locked into the song?

Speaker 2 (02:33:50):
Okay?

Speaker 12 (02:33:50):
I guess I really do love or like doing Love
Story because that one's fun.

Speaker 2 (02:33:55):
I just go into that. Or I really like doing
Flowers Miley sire.

Speaker 12 (02:34:00):
Yeah, yeah, okay, I like the ones where I can
like run into the crowd.

Speaker 4 (02:34:05):
So you want to get groped? She was asking for it.

Speaker 2 (02:34:13):
I was drunk. How could she not hear what was
going to happen?

Speaker 4 (02:34:16):
So yeah, my hand like Michael Caine in the early eighties.

Speaker 12 (02:34:22):
No, I'll go up behind people they don't know I'm there,
and then they'll turn around.

Speaker 2 (02:34:25):
They get scared.

Speaker 4 (02:34:28):
Well, they hear you and think you're still on stage. Yep,
I see, so you have to that only works on
unsuspecting patrons. Yeah, this is a situation where like you
guys are playing and just people are like milling around
the bar. Yeah, yeah, you're the housepan. Yeah, you're like
playing in the So you we played.

Speaker 2 (02:34:47):
A casino on Saturday.

Speaker 4 (02:34:49):
Are you worried ever that you will startle someone and
they'll like turn around, spill a drink on you, knock
something out of your hand.

Speaker 8 (02:34:57):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (02:34:57):
I thought of that a million times, right, but I
just go for it.

Speaker 4 (02:35:01):
You should bring one of those long alligator trigger grabber
things and just get them on the shoulder so you've
got an arms yeah length plus excuse.

Speaker 2 (02:35:12):
Me, I'm coming through with a microphone right now and.

Speaker 12 (02:35:14):
I'm like five foot one, so it's like they can't
see me coming.

Speaker 2 (02:35:19):
Let him know you're coming. Nah, so it comes Jess.
If I get punched in the phase, you know that's
not good though.

Speaker 12 (02:35:27):
Eh well listen, it'll make a nice story.

Speaker 4 (02:35:32):
Well yeah, we'll put you on camera then explain why
Jess got punched in the face.

Speaker 13 (02:35:36):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (02:35:36):
Yeah.

Speaker 9 (02:35:37):
Alan had this idea about bringing a grabber with her
and I said nothing, it didn't work.

Speaker 2 (02:35:42):
No, thank you, I prefer to gain thanks for making
me do the grabber thing. It didn't work right. His
arm was really long.

Speaker 4 (02:35:50):
He grabbed my grabber and then broke it in two
over his knee.

Speaker 9 (02:35:54):
How was I supposed to know? It was inspector gadget?

Speaker 4 (02:35:57):
Yeah, see what I did there, because he's got that
go Go gadget.

Speaker 2 (02:36:02):
Arm WMMS rob on, So it reached all the way
over and hit her.

Speaker 9 (02:36:06):
Anyway, Yeah, yeah.

Speaker 2 (02:36:09):
So anyway. Yeah.

Speaker 4 (02:36:10):
George Thorogood, the Pride of Wilmington, Delaware, who is seventy
five years old. Wow, and the guy has been much
more successful than you might think at first glance. Twenty albums,
a bunch of them, platinum, fifteen million records worldwide, still tours.

(02:36:33):
They did their fiftieth anniversary last year. But the one
time I met George Thorogood, he was coming out of
his trailer, which I inferred was not to his liking
from the jump. And again, you never know how where
you're gonna get somebody in their day, famous or not.

Speaker 2 (02:36:51):
You never know.

Speaker 4 (02:36:54):
What person you might get that day. Sure right, he
might be a real mench and I just got him
in a bad day. It wasn't like he was overtly
a dick, but he was making it very clear that
he was kind of not happy with the accommodations, and
he felt like I got the vibe that he felt
like he was too big to be.

Speaker 2 (02:37:11):
Doing a rib fest, and I wanted to assure him.

Speaker 4 (02:37:14):
You are not well, not at this stage of your career,
Like that's a bullseye for rib fest bands, right, I'm
sure it's a drag, but you're still getting up and
playing in front of people.

Speaker 2 (02:37:27):
Yeah, but that's.

Speaker 9 (02:37:28):
Probably not what you want to hear at that particular moment.

Speaker 2 (02:37:30):
I know.

Speaker 4 (02:37:30):
I'm just saying that, like if you and all you
need is one kid on TikTok to stumble across some
song of years and love it, Yes, well at least
for a while. But also, like how much money has
that dude gotten from licensing frigging bad to the bone? Right,

(02:37:54):
That's like it's been around so long and so overused.
That's like a comedy cliche. See, I can't say you
walk in the room and the record scratches and it's
bad to the bone.

Speaker 9 (02:38:05):
I can see it though, Like like that sucks. Like
you were top of your game, man, like playing like
Arenas and having a great life.

Speaker 2 (02:38:15):
Yeah, but that doesn't but you're that nevertheless sucks.

Speaker 9 (02:38:18):
No, But I can see like maybe being a little
butt heard about it, I guess. And then you're playing
a rib cookoff and you're sitting in some crappy trailer
where the AC doesn't work.

Speaker 4 (02:38:26):
You gotta come out and talk to Alan Cox. He's
gonna set this place on fire.

Speaker 2 (02:38:30):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (02:38:31):
I don't know the extent to which his air conditioning
did or didn't work.

Speaker 2 (02:38:41):
We didn't get into that this story.

Speaker 4 (02:38:43):
Yeah, so important does your AC work stage of our relationship?

Speaker 2 (02:38:50):
I don't know about that.

Speaker 18 (02:38:52):
It is ninety one thousand damn degrees. I am sitting
right next to my air condition in there, right next
to it. It is on the lowest temperature, on the
highest damn speed. Okay, sixty four degrees, and it's on turbo.
What do I need to put this bitch on? Power Ranger?

Speaker 2 (02:39:14):
And then.

Speaker 4 (02:39:16):
And then the record scratch, and then badly.

Speaker 2 (02:39:19):
The bone starts. Ah damn it. I mean it's a
good riff.

Speaker 9 (02:39:27):
Boy, I hate talking that song up.

Speaker 2 (02:39:28):
It's a great riff. Well, you play the edit.

Speaker 9 (02:39:31):
But it no, no, because I mean I refuse to
do that, but it really Yeah, I know, I'm fine
playing we're playing that.

Speaker 2 (02:39:37):
I'm fine with the.

Speaker 4 (02:39:38):
Edit, but it's it's It's the hardest song to talk
up because you want to like pause, you only hit it,
you know, like you want to hit those parts, but
you just sound like an idiot, so you have to
talk over all of it, and then you're like screaming
when he's playing, and then it ends and you're.

Speaker 2 (02:39:51):
Like, oh the round. Sorry, it's so hard.

Speaker 4 (02:39:58):
Well hold George dellaware in the store that.

Speaker 2 (02:40:05):
Battle of the ball.

Speaker 9 (02:40:06):
I bet this guy was had a crappy connection with
his UH air conditioning walking around home.

Speaker 4 (02:40:15):
I mean, if you're gonna play a rib fest and
you have a song called Bad to the Bone, it
sort of just bad? Can you be feels like it
lives there, doesn't it?

Speaker 3 (02:40:23):
Yes?

Speaker 2 (02:40:23):
You know somebody brought that up like as a joke. Hey,
let's get.

Speaker 9 (02:40:26):
George thorough Good because he got Bad to the Bone.

Speaker 2 (02:40:28):
It's a rib cook off. Well that's funny.

Speaker 4 (02:40:30):
Listen, you get George throw Good for a rib fest.
I guarantee it's still going to cost you twenty thousand dollars.
So you know, he's probably got a handful of dudes
a tour with him. Guys are doing fine. I'm trying
to remember again, as far as optics go, I get it,
like you know, when you move into rib Fest, except

(02:40:50):
I also feel that those events maybe not have gotten hipper.
But it feels like they're spending more money on bands.
Maybe it felt like for a while you were getting
like and I know there's like regional things in Northeast
Ohio where they're like, it's not the entire lineup is
cover bands, you know, they're and they're covering three different bands,

(02:41:11):
you know, the greatest hits of Journey Boston, you know.
But yeah, George thore Good at the rid Fit again.
That was the one time I met him. It was
a long time ago.

Speaker 9 (02:41:24):
But was he cool like once you guys finally got together,
or was he just kind of prickish all the way through?

Speaker 4 (02:41:30):
I was hosting the meet and greet, and so within
a very short period of time it was Hey, George,
I'm alan with the radio station DLL.

Speaker 2 (02:41:40):
How are you? I go how are you?

Speaker 4 (02:41:43):
And he was kind of grumbling and humbling and whatever,
and I'm like, okay, well, you know, and I'm I'm
just kind of.

Speaker 2 (02:41:50):
Feeling him out.

Speaker 4 (02:41:51):
I didn't have to do an on air interview with him,
Oh good, all right, nothing like that.

Speaker 2 (02:41:55):
It was all off air.

Speaker 4 (02:41:59):
And but we have a We had a bunch of
listeners who were excited to meet George Thorogood. And I
don't know if anybody walked away thinking that the guy
was like a prick, but it wasn't. But they also
didn't walk away going, oh my god, that was amazing. Sure,
so it was. It just felt like one of those days.
He maybe was just having a day where he's going
through the motions. I don't know, but you know, they say, Rob,

(02:42:22):
you'll never get a second chance to make a first depression.
And that was the only time I ever met George Thoregan.
And you know what I did. I went home, Rob,
and I burned all my George Thoregood albums.

Speaker 9 (02:42:37):
And like you said, you never know if someone's just
having a bad.

Speaker 2 (02:42:39):
Game, Yeah, it's yeah, you never know.

Speaker 4 (02:42:43):
I'm trying to even if somebody's a jag off, like, Okay,
you get on with your life and so do they
and you're gonna be fine.

Speaker 9 (02:42:52):
I remember the only time I've ever seen someone sort
of visually respond in that way to like having to
do something that their career, they didn't see it going
that way.

Speaker 2 (02:43:03):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (02:43:04):
I think I may have told this story before I
want to say the artist was ANIT Award ring my
Bell the song or Yea, So I think it was her.

Speaker 9 (02:43:14):
And she was playing the Eastern States Exposition. We called
it the Big E. Was the New England Fair, like
each state doesn't have one, So it's this big, gigantic
fair in Massachusetts and she was playing it, and I
was doing a comedy show at the hotel across from hers.
The Marriott and the Sheridan are downtown Springfield, directly across
from each other. So I'm outside smoking a cigarette and

(02:43:35):
she gets out of the cab and goes to the
back of the cab to get her bags, and she
looks up and there's a scrolling sign that goes over
the road there between the two hotels that says what's
going on, and it says, you know the Big E
blah blah blah blah blah. And what the Big Ee
is known for are these cream puffs, These gigantic cream

(02:43:55):
puffs is what they sell, and everybody buys them and
they so it says Big Ee, Home of the cream
Puff Anita Ward tonight.

Speaker 2 (02:44:04):
And she's looking at the signing like the Simpsons, and she.

Speaker 9 (02:44:06):
Goes, I got second belly to a god damn cream puff.

Speaker 4 (02:44:10):
And I lost it laughing, and she did not think
that was funny.

Speaker 2 (02:44:14):
Because I was outside with some buddies.

Speaker 4 (02:44:16):
And I heard that I got second Bill into a
goddamn creampuff.

Speaker 9 (02:44:18):
She oh, she was so mad. And I want to
say it was her. If it wasn't, I apologize in
his ward and I'm confusing you with somebody else, But
I'm almost positive that's who it was, because I was like,
I guess she's not doing ring my belt tonight.

Speaker 2 (02:44:31):
I remember making a joke like that, Well, it is
tougher if you have a hit. I'm second. I know
she had a career, but people only know ring my bet.
That's it. That's it.

Speaker 4 (02:44:42):
And it was a very especially if your one hit
was during disco. Yeah, so it's a very George Storergood
had like a career, oh for sure. So my thought
is if at the tail end of it, you're still
doing rib fests, okay, yeah you you you went platinum
and did arenas and all that, and you know.

Speaker 9 (02:45:02):
Yes, that was one of the funniest things I've ever
seen in my life.

Speaker 4 (02:45:06):
Not appreciate that. Laugh, boy, I just couldn't help myself.

Speaker 9 (02:45:10):
Right, the irony of that and looking up at that
exact moment and seeing this scrolling sign that says that
home of the cream Puff tonight, I need a ward.

Speaker 2 (02:45:19):
There is a video going around.

Speaker 4 (02:45:21):
I don't know if it's gone legit viral, but I've
seen it on a couple of different accounts, and I
don't know if it's staged, but if it is staged,
this kid just nails it. There's a woman walking through
an art gallery and she like it's her personal studio
or something. I think it's French because the kids laugh
sounds French, and the woman trips and falls.

Speaker 2 (02:45:41):
Have you seen this.

Speaker 4 (02:45:42):
It's kind of this arty looking girl. And I don't
know if the girl is her daughter or whatever, but
they're kind of doing this panshot following the woman and
she's walking through her studio.

Speaker 2 (02:45:50):
It looks like she's going to promote something.

Speaker 4 (02:45:52):
And she falls and trips, and the little kid, this girl,
starts laughing her ass off, and the woman gets back up,
been confused to walk and she kind of chuckles too,
like so I can't tell if she legitimately fell and
tripped or if she If it's staged, it is Chef's
Kiss but it's really made the rounds and I'm not

(02:46:13):
sure where it's started, but people have seen it. This
kid's laugh. You will watch the video one hundred times.
It's so goddamn funny. The kid's laugh is even French.
And if you see it.

Speaker 2 (02:46:24):
You'll know what I mean. That's why I can't wait
to hear it.

Speaker 9 (02:46:26):
Oh my god, the fact that someone's laugh could be
sounding like it has an actual language.

Speaker 2 (02:46:31):
It's so good. I just go it's not. I'll tell
you what. I'll send it to myself very quickly.

Speaker 9 (02:46:40):
Not that French. Is that what you're saying.

Speaker 4 (02:46:43):
No, it's not that. No, because i've seen it with
like a German caption. I've seen it. Let me send
it to myself very quickly, and then I will show
it on the live stream. Hey Jason, Hey, what dummy?
Oh what's going on?

Speaker 2 (02:46:57):
Jason? I've been waiting five minutes? Five? Yeah, what's up?
What's up?

Speaker 4 (02:47:04):
Homo Jason, My screen says, Jason, your my screen said.

Speaker 2 (02:47:09):
My screen says, you've.

Speaker 4 (02:47:10):
Been waiting for My screen says you've been waiting for okay,
thank you. My screen says, you've been waiting for four
minutes and seven seconds.

Speaker 2 (02:47:19):
Ah, but wait, I think that was that.

Speaker 4 (02:47:24):
That's the guy, like he could have had so much
to do right there, well, and that's how he chose
to use his air time.

Speaker 2 (02:47:30):
I don't know. Okay, let me show you this on
the live stream. Here it is. I just love it.

Speaker 4 (02:47:35):
And again I don't know where it's from. Okay, hold on,
So the woman is walking through this actually I don't
know if it's her mom, I don't know who it is.

Speaker 6 (02:48:00):
Doesn't it.

Speaker 2 (02:48:02):
Does? Oh god, it's just the best.

Speaker 4 (02:48:11):
Yeah she did, and that's a legit ching and she
kind of dusts herself off and then is kind of
standing there a little bit embarrassed but also chuckling to herself.

Speaker 2 (02:48:19):
It might be German, might be the original.

Speaker 4 (02:48:21):
I don't know, but I've seen it with French captions
and it's a great Reagan funny.

Speaker 9 (02:48:27):
That kid, Yeah, that's so good. And the way she falls,
I don't know that that's staged. That does look pretty real.

Speaker 4 (02:48:34):
It does, but she's so nonchalant. Well, maybe she's just
got that Jenna se Quah rob. Maybe she's just maybe
she's born with it.

Speaker 2 (02:48:45):
Maybe it's maybe Lee who knows.

Speaker 4 (02:48:49):
Also, thank you to Jack who sent me a photo
tagging the Alan Cox Show with one of our stickers
in can coon Jack from Bingham to New y Is.

Speaker 9 (02:49:00):
That part of New England? No, sir, damn it. I
mean it's on the way to New England. Yeah, if
you were to leave here, you could kind of go
that way, all right, kind to go out of the
way quite a bit, but you get there eventually.

Speaker 3 (02:49:12):
Well.

Speaker 4 (02:49:13):
Listen, any day that I get an impromptu lesson in geography,
I consider to win, especially when it's about New England.
Anywhere else I'm screwed.

Speaker 9 (02:49:20):
Yes, most times I don't even know where, like what
direction I'm going in here, and I've been here for
three years. I'm like, well, that's oh, Kentucky's down there.
Oh cool, I had no idea Lake is north. Yeah,
got that part.

Speaker 14 (02:49:32):
And now I must leave you as the Brady Bunch
is on and I find four of those children incredibly arousing.

Speaker 1 (02:49:39):
Get out of here.

Speaker 13 (02:49:41):
Be careful of what you say, Be careful in every way,
Be careful of what you do. Brother is watching you.
Be circumspect and discreet, stay a light on your antle feet.

(02:50:01):
One slip and you know you're through. Big brother is
watching you.

Speaker 11 (02:50:08):
And a w all narratives Remember Obedience page, and when
you watch that TV screens, remember it works both ways.

Speaker 13 (02:50:22):
You disappear in a wink unless you can double think
you'll vanish into the blue. Big Brother is watching you.