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September 30, 2024 164 mins
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Speaker 3 (01:07):
Oh, Hey, what's going on? Everybody? Good afternoon?

Speaker 8 (01:10):
Hi, welcome, welcome, do all this. My name is Alan Cox.
Thank you so much for being here. Say hi to
Bill Squire, he's here too.

Speaker 3 (01:21):
Hey, creepy hoges everybody.

Speaker 8 (01:26):
Mary Santora is posted up in the headquarters of iHeartMedia,
New York City.

Speaker 3 (01:32):
They're in Midtown Manhattan.

Speaker 8 (01:34):
Just as stones throw away from downtown.

Speaker 3 (01:40):
And listen, what a time to be had.

Speaker 8 (01:45):
On Monday, and it's a short week for us, so
I know I don't have to tell you guys this.
We have to pack in as much unbelievable highlarity as
we possibly can in three short days. Frankly, I think
we're up to the task. Well, we'll see if you'd

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like to join us two one, six, five seven eight
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live stream? You want to watch the show? God knows
why you'd want to, but it's there for you. There's
no shortage of ways to consume all this. We all

(02:27):
have pretty good hair. It's a good reason to watch hair.

Speaker 3 (02:29):
Well, there you go. What's Mary look like today?

Speaker 9 (02:33):
Normal?

Speaker 3 (02:34):
Normal? What is even on a normal? Do your hair
still right?

Speaker 5 (02:37):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (02:37):
Good hair?

Speaker 9 (02:37):
No, I mean, I'm just I don't We're in a
hoodie and some genies. I just kind of like normal.
Mm hmm, okay, good doing anything?

Speaker 8 (02:44):
No show tonight, no show? You're not gout seed up
for showtime?

Speaker 9 (02:47):
No, no, no, no, okay, she don't have any New
York shows Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday. But then I'm in Bentonville, Arkansas,
Thursday Friday.

Speaker 3 (02:56):
I assume a Walmart corporate gig.

Speaker 9 (02:58):
No, no, the.

Speaker 10 (02:59):
Festival are your I'm on two Yeah, yeah.

Speaker 9 (03:02):
We're both doing Big Diamond Comedy Festival. And all right,
and then is.

Speaker 3 (03:07):
This their inaugural or is this one that's been going
on for a while. This is inaugural.

Speaker 11 (03:11):
It's put together by Sam Tallent a hah show and
our buddy uh ra, Oh wow, all right out there
in Bentonville.

Speaker 5 (03:20):
Yeah.

Speaker 9 (03:22):
All next week, I'm on vacation with Brian.

Speaker 12 (03:24):
Ah.

Speaker 3 (03:25):
Right, man, Yeah, where are you guys going.

Speaker 9 (03:28):
We're going to his parents have a house in good Year.

Speaker 3 (03:30):
Oh that's right.

Speaker 9 (03:31):
Yeah, okay, So we like we've seen each other pretty
much once a month. Like the longest stretch we've gone
this year doing like the long distance has been six weeks.
But this and when I'm home, I'm usually home on weekends,
and we got the kid, so we've been spending time together,
the three of us, pretty much every trip. And so
this will be seven full days just the two of us, relaxing.

Speaker 3 (03:53):
Lots of grown up sexy time.

Speaker 9 (03:54):
I cannot wait.

Speaker 3 (03:56):
And also, just like Mary's trying to tell us Bill
how railed. She's going to get an air.

Speaker 8 (04:02):
Where it's like it would embarrass her to say that
out loud, so I'll say by proxy.

Speaker 9 (04:06):
But also saying that, like, we haven't been able to
spend multiple days together without a bunch of crap going on.
So it's going to be nice just to chill.

Speaker 3 (04:14):
Uh huh, Well chill figuratively.

Speaker 8 (04:16):
It'll be one hundred and six overnight, but yes, to
chill figuratively and just kick it for a while.

Speaker 3 (04:23):
Yeah, that'll be nice for you. Yeah, boy, I was.

Speaker 8 (04:26):
Reading about these Cleveland street takeovers. Was anybody around any
of these Cleveland street takeovers?

Speaker 3 (04:32):
I saw it on the news. I saw I see
videos on social media, like people on the looks.

Speaker 11 (04:39):
The thing I saw looked like somebody's gonna get shot
because it was someone with an like an airsoft pistol Pelicans, Yeah,
on the highway stopping someone and surrounding and you stop
the wrong person and all of a sudden, a gun's pulled.

Speaker 3 (04:54):
And you are dead. So yeah, your daisy air rifle
is go. This trend is gonna end with the bad.

Speaker 8 (05:03):
Well, Cleveland police are trying to get their arms around it,
and so far they said that they're not having much luck.

Speaker 3 (05:08):
After it sounds like a concerted effort.

Speaker 8 (05:10):
And maybe some of you were out in the middle
of these you maybe you found yourself unwittingly in the
middle of a street takeover. You know, we see them
like doing donuts around Playhouse Square and stuff like that,
and after that.

Speaker 11 (05:23):
That's different, Like that's something where you can just drive
around that when they the thing that I saw where
they were wearing like the Purge masks and we're surrounding
the dude's car and right that grounds, someone could run
you over in that situation and people would be like, well,
you put yourself in there, couldn't that situation? I have

(05:45):
no problem with them feeling like they're being threatened in
protecting themselves.

Speaker 8 (05:49):
West twenty fifth and Lorraine, That is the heart of
Ohio City. West sixty fifth. Steelyard commons, no shock there
MLKA in East one he's ninety third, he's fifty five. Yeah,
so a little bit everywhere. What time of night were
there after eleve o'clock Saturday? Yeah, yeah, try to set
off fireworks on I ninety I mean, how do you

(06:12):
what you get out there and just start firing stuff off?

Speaker 11 (06:14):
And I mean we mustn't just missed this because I
had my show in Wadsworth and that's we got back
into I was down with pants.

Speaker 8 (06:23):
Yeah, And we got back into Cleveland around eleven o'clock
ninety oh west fourteenth. They shut it down westbound.

Speaker 5 (06:28):
Yeah.

Speaker 8 (06:28):
Yeah, because the cops are checking on Instagram and then
they hit the stadies up and they go, hey, there's
some stuff going on here.

Speaker 3 (06:34):
I'll tell you what.

Speaker 8 (06:34):
Even out where I was over the weekend, like year round,
at night, I have the bedroom windows open. Well, apparently
it was homecoming this weekend, and so like Friday overnight,
it was just non stop people on the street, like teenagers,
screaming and running. And you know, we're based on house
sitting my mother in law's dog. So I got two

(06:56):
dogs on the end of the bed and I get
up and I like, I heard these two dudes yelling
at each other at like three in the morning, and
I stick my head up to the window. I'm like,
I'm you know, I was asleep and now I'm away
and I go, what the hell is going on out there?
I'm being a lukie lou, you know, outside my front
bedroom window and there's a.

Speaker 3 (07:15):
Dude on a bike, a bicycle.

Speaker 8 (07:18):
There's a guy at a BMW who's parked at the
stop sign right, so he's parked and he's getting out
of his car and he's yelling at another dude who
is on a bicycle. I don't know what these two
gentlemen's initial interaction was, but at this point they're yelling
at each other. They're hurling all kinds of of exploitives
at each other and gay slurs as it were, you know,

(07:39):
and the.

Speaker 3 (07:39):
One dude, it's always gay stuff.

Speaker 8 (07:42):
And the dude on a bicycle like cuts fully through
my front yard and I'm like, what is going he
crosses the street. The dude in the car is yelling
at him, like, hey, why don't you come over here
and say that?

Speaker 3 (07:53):
Like has that ever worked?

Speaker 13 (07:54):
You know?

Speaker 8 (07:55):
The kid on the bike is like, I'm on a bike,
dickhead or whatever, why don't you come get me. They're
just yelling at each other like a cross the strap,
like what is going on around here? Don't they know
that Alan Cox is trying to get some sleep and that's.

Speaker 9 (08:09):
Why they did it, because they knew you were trying
to get some sleep.

Speaker 3 (08:12):
I'm about that, but it was wild.

Speaker 8 (08:16):
Just now there was nobody setting off fireworks in the
middle of my street or anything like that, but there
were certainly good grief Mary verbal fireworks right outside my window.
And then of course I get up in the morning
and there's tracks through my front yard right after I've
done all my overseating. Boy, the best laid plans, you know,

(08:36):
what are you gonna do? But if he got caught
in the middle of one of these street takeovers, I
don't know what they're taking over, but it sounds pretty wild.
Like in Parma points out you think Cleveland police would
attracted anywhere that was having donuts.

Speaker 14 (08:54):
Oh, I gotta.

Speaker 8 (08:57):
There was one video over there breaking windows on the
highway after stopping traffic. That air rifle is gonna lose
to a forty five Yeah, yeah, So I'm saying like
it's gonna get ugly. Yeah, you gotta assume everybody they're.

Speaker 11 (09:06):
Gonna be acting like it's no big deal, and then
someone's gonna pull out of their hand in and then uh,
You're done.

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I know is one of the moons of Jupiter.

Speaker 11 (09:25):
Have fun trying to figure out whatever the that means.

Speaker 3 (09:27):
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Speaker 5 (09:32):
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Speaker 8 (09:52):
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Speaker 3 (10:00):
Why not you?

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Why not you?

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Speaker 8 (10:06):
Guardians end up a canceling yesterday's game, the regular season finale,
after a three hour rain delay.

Speaker 3 (10:12):
Have they have they played some of it?

Speaker 11 (10:14):
No, they didn't play any event and any because Jose
Ramirez was one home run away from being only the
seventh person in Major League Baseball history to join the
forty forty club. Yeah, and that would have been really
really cool to have that happen.

Speaker 8 (10:31):
If he got at leasa, he was a home run
and a double away from the second ever to reach
the forty forty forty. Yeah, but at least if he
got a home run, he'd be the seventh person to
be the forty forty club. As of course for people
don't remember there was a pop called forty forty?

Speaker 9 (10:45):
No, whe's the other twenty?

Speaker 3 (10:50):
Don't I'm not good at math. Does there have to
be another twenty? I don't know?

Speaker 9 (10:54):
One hundred?

Speaker 3 (10:55):
Well, who wants to make one hundred? Forty forties? Enough?
Don't be great? Mary?

Speaker 8 (11:00):
What do they always say with people's diets, follow the
eighty twenty plan? But I guess that's one hundred because
when it comes to food, you want one hundred percent
Jose Ramirez, right, because the team's got nothing to lose, right,
But these guys who are kind of trying to hit
some numbers, that's like, you know, you want to.

Speaker 3 (11:19):
Do that, especially when it's something that's that historic.

Speaker 11 (11:21):
I mean to be in that club of people that
there's only six other players that have done.

Speaker 8 (11:28):
That, Yeah, in the history of baseball yep, yep. And
what is that they have stolen forty bases and hit
forty home runs? Forty home runs yep. Jose Knseeko I
believe was the first person to do that.

Speaker 4 (11:41):
M h.

Speaker 8 (11:41):
And he was probably juiced up Jay Ram's on Naturale right,
Oh yeah, oh yeah. Uh So Guardians will start up
again the postseason which I'm a little fuzzy. They haven't
set the dates yet, but there's a chance that this
program might get preempted because we're going to be running
all of those Guardians post game postseason games obviously, but

(12:02):
the first one is on Saturday here at home, and
then that second one is going to be on Monday.
So one week from today will be game two. The
game one will be this coming Saturday. Still don't know
who we're playing right, not yet, not yet, but we
are the number two seed, is my understanding.

Speaker 3 (12:20):
I will play either the Astros or the who are
they playing? The Tigers? Detroit Tigers.

Speaker 5 (12:27):
There you go.

Speaker 8 (12:28):
Your Cleveland Browns lose yesterday as well. All the stories
about tempers flaring between players on the team, well, they're
getting frustrated or as my cousin says, they're getting frustrated.
Either way, not a good look. So if you had
how did Whoopsie do? By the way, she did not

(12:49):
have the best week because she went two and three,
but she didn't pick the Browns this week. No, she
picked the Browns and lost. Okay, so I was thinking
this week she was had all the Browns.

Speaker 11 (13:01):
Games right, but this week she thought they would get
things back on track, and she didn't account for some
uh you know some things.

Speaker 3 (13:11):
I guess some factors. She didn't account for all of
the variables.

Speaker 11 (13:15):
All the variables and all. Yeah, I think she really
just wants to treat Okay, Oh, that's what it is. Yeah,
I don't really think she's all that invested in the game.

Speaker 8 (13:25):
So you're saying that her allegiances are divided, that she
does she doesn't really have a feel for these games.

Speaker 3 (13:31):
I mean, you're saying it's kind of random. No, you
know what, I think she is doing her best.

Speaker 8 (13:36):
Okay, that's what I was trying to get you around
to that, because I think that, uh, I think I
think this week she.

Speaker 3 (13:41):
Got the Buccaneers game right, and she got the Chiefs
game right. Buccaneers.

Speaker 11 (13:45):
Yeah, Buccaneers beat the Eagles pretty good too, Like they
beat the crap out of them.

Speaker 8 (13:49):
Well, of course, there was some not suspicion, but there
was a theory that Baker Mayfield was shading Tom Brady,
and then Tom Brady took a shot at him during
the broadcast. But I think they both said, no, it's
nothing but love's we weren't talking about the other person.
But it's funny to hear Tom Brady because you know,
if you're an NFL quarterback, who is ever going to

(14:10):
shave Tom Brady? But it is funny to hear him
snap into like clapback mode. You know now that Tom
Brady's on the mic there. But you know, Buccaneers are good.
My Chicago Bears have rocketed all the way to two
and two. That's the best that you can do some years.
If you are one of our bureau cheeses in Washington,

(14:32):
d C, you're pretty happy.

Speaker 3 (14:34):
Right now.

Speaker 8 (14:35):
DC's got a guy that everybody loves. Their quarterback got
named Jade and Daniels. They're three and one and that's
usually not the case for a team like that.

Speaker 11 (14:44):
And he is a I mean he's sett in records. Yeah,
and it's still early in the season. But if you're
a commander span, you're like, hey, this is looking pretty good.

Speaker 12 (14:55):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (14:56):
Sure.

Speaker 8 (14:57):
Now some people are asking how many games does Whoopsie
have to whiff this season before you consider putting her down? No,
that's not that's not on the Okay, good, I'm they're
asking me, I'm asking on their behalf.

Speaker 3 (15:15):
That's good. I think that's great.

Speaker 11 (15:18):
Just before like, that's gonna be like, I know they're
being silly, but no, well that stupid dogs so much
they are being silly.

Speaker 3 (15:29):
Yes, really silly joke. I love it. The mere thought
of it gets you upset.

Speaker 11 (15:36):
Yeah, yeah, yes, the thought of my putting down my
dog because she wasn't good at football picks is not.

Speaker 8 (15:42):
A Listen, these are legitimate questions that These are fully
legitimate questions that our customers are asking.

Speaker 3 (15:51):
Cool.

Speaker 11 (15:52):
Thanks for the cool question. I love it, very funny.
All right, thanks for being so funny, customers.

Speaker 8 (15:58):
You're not finding the humor in that. I don't like
the idea of killing my dog, not killing your dog,
putting her to sleep.

Speaker 3 (16:05):
That's killing her. What that's what they're doing when they
put dogs down.

Speaker 11 (16:09):
Yeah, oh, other stuff going on today, And so when
someone brings that up, and like, that's the one thing
that makes me happy, no matter was my stupid dog.

Speaker 3 (16:17):
You got other dog things going on, other life things
going Oh, I see, all.

Speaker 8 (16:22):
Right, and that's your dog. Is that what's make you
happy there? Well, like dog does make me happy, and
I just yeah, I don't, I don't know. Putting dog
down humors and top of my list no veterinarian euthanasia
is not where we're gonna go today with this. Oh
you know, I took my daughter, speaking of people shedding tears,
took my daughter to see a movie called The Wild Robot.

Speaker 9 (16:44):
Brian just saw that with Blake last night.

Speaker 8 (16:47):
It was so good, so good, Like I didn't I
guess it was a book. We never read the book,
but the movie it's so good. It's like an instant classic.
You're watching this movie. Yeah, I you know, it's a
kid's movie. So it's like when those come out, I go, hey,
you want to see this? And sometimes she's like yeah,
no the time, like she has no interest in beetlejuice

(17:07):
anything like that. But they've been running the trailers for
this Wild Robot for a while and we're like, when
that comes out, we're going to go see it. So
they liked it too, So good by yourself with the girlfriend, No,
you can you take the dog to you know a
guy who could actually.

Speaker 3 (17:26):
Take the dog because she is legally registered as a
service hand. Really your dog? That's awesome? Well, no money,
you don't want to put her down?

Speaker 5 (17:35):
Then?

Speaker 3 (17:36):
Man, those are in short supply.

Speaker 8 (17:38):
We did the coxout pregame yesterday at the Lakewood Truck
Park and a handful of people brought their dogs, and
this one guy named Lou came in to say hi.
He had a massive German shepherd with him and named Veto,
And so I was standing there, I'm talking to Lou
and I'm petting Veto, and you know, but then because
of you know, we're doing this bud light football thing
where people are throwing the little footballs into the holes

(17:58):
and the thing trying to get and is going bud
nanas because he's then trying to get the balls.

Speaker 3 (18:04):
He's like, it's like and so poor louis standing there
like this.

Speaker 8 (18:08):
This is like one hundred and twenty five pound German shepherd,
you know, and we're trying to have a conversation like.

Speaker 3 (18:13):
You guys are not throwing them, great, but I'll get them, yep.

Speaker 8 (18:16):
And then he like starts howling once the strain when
he stopped getting over there. And then, you know, for
people who haven't been there before, the bar is just
kind of you know, it's a big rectangular bar in
the middle of the room there, and people were like
turning around because there's a dog howling trying to get
to the tiny little footballs. Trying to play fetch, and
so our conversation was cut short because Lou got veto

(18:37):
out of there. But big big dog, like you could
ride this thing. I like smaller dogs. You know, there
was some excitement if you're a Falcons or Saints fan.
The Falcons beat the Saints with two seconds left, fifty
eight yard field goal, and so that was the excitement
there of the game, if you're a fan of either

(18:58):
of those teams. No Way, they got this kid named
young Wayku. He's been around for a minute and fifty
eight and they beat him. But in the stands people

(19:19):
were beating each other. Do you see this stomping on
the guy's head.

Speaker 11 (19:22):
I heard about it. I haven't seen the video. You
see how many fights there are at NFL games, And
I don't think this is like up. It's just with
people having cameras all the time, now we're seeing them.
But I feel like there's always been fights at football games,
but we just get video every week now.

Speaker 3 (19:40):
I guess. So I have a friend.

Speaker 11 (19:42):
He's an MMA instructor and a comedian and he does breakdowns.

Speaker 3 (19:47):
On all the fights. So does he really hell?

Speaker 11 (19:50):
He'll go through and he's like, this is my busy
season because of all the fights that like, busy season.
Baseball games you got to fight here and there, Basketball
you gotta fight here. There's sing hockey, not many fights.
But he's like every Sunday there's at least three fights
at football games that I can make videos of.

Speaker 3 (20:09):
Yeah, baseball is pretty chill.

Speaker 8 (20:11):
Football just inherently has more machismo attached to it, you know,
But this video doesn't. I'll show it to you if
you're watching. The live stream doesn't have any audio, but
it's they're way up there in the stands. I mean,
you can see the very top and this guy is
he's got a guy down in between and he's just
grabs his dreads. He's stomping his head in between the

(20:32):
seats and this woman just tries to pull them away.
And then there's two other people fighting and they're getting
thrown around two And I'm like, what possesses a person
to stomp on someone's head.

Speaker 3 (20:44):
That's what happens on Sunday. That's in the stadium.

Speaker 8 (20:49):
Game.

Speaker 3 (20:50):
This is in Atlanta, New Orleans and Atlanta, and they
have that chick Flay but they don't open it on Sunday.
And this is what happens. People are hungry and they
are angry.

Speaker 8 (21:02):
Wow, I mean, it would never occur to me. I'm
trying to think. I'm not a huge Chick fil egg.
I'm trying to think of the food that I enjoy
so much that if it were withheld from me, I
would seeze like I squeezed my salad. I would stop
another person's head. I'm in between squeezy salad shipments, by

(21:23):
the way, so hold your fire on the squeeze said,
I just forgot to order more. It's easily remedied, but
I need to decide if it's something I want to
continue with.

Speaker 9 (21:36):
A proprietor.

Speaker 3 (21:40):
But but I get what you mean.

Speaker 8 (21:43):
No, I I like them and they're very, very convenient,
but I just have to decide if I want to
keep getting them, and I'll probably get, you know, another
shipment of them, but it's not something that I don't
know that that's a long term thing. I wanted to
try them out, and some customers have told me that
they've tried them out and they've enjoyed them.

Speaker 3 (22:06):
But wow, heads stomping there at the Falcons grazy.

Speaker 9 (22:10):
I mean, it's a it's a freaking game, dude. I
mean them specifically.

Speaker 11 (22:16):
No, they were both Falcons fans. So I think this
was like something else led to this besides just football. Hey,
your team stinks. One of those you know, really inflammatory language.
But the guys were in a jersey.

Speaker 8 (22:32):
I mean, you know how many of these people are
you know, frustrated former football players themselves who were staring
at other people living their dreams. But they're up there
in the cheap seats and yeah, which I know for
football you're not getting up there for twenty dollars anymore.

(22:52):
So maybe they figure, hey, I paid my money, I
can stomp whoever I want to. And it's always like
it's always like, yeah, you're lucky, my chick's here. You know,
it's always a young lady who pulls him off. But
other people someone got pulled off too. Yeah, she pulled
She pulled the guy off right there. That's what called

(23:15):
down the start.

Speaker 11 (23:17):
She's pulled the one guy off and she's like, hey,
that's the guy's like, hey, that's my lady.

Speaker 3 (23:21):
Nope, not pulling him off.

Speaker 8 (23:22):
I don't know whose lady she was, but she pulled
him off, and then another lady pulled another guy off.
Stopping someone's head is it's heavy duty. Yeah, it's not
like the guy was wearing cross he's down.

Speaker 11 (23:35):
Yep, Like the person's down and you're like, that's that's
a little like you already have the upper hand, you
don't need to.

Speaker 8 (23:41):
And in between seats at a at a sports arena, right,
you don't have a lot of room to move. You're
on concrete and you're in this really narrow area. You
can't even right yourself.

Speaker 4 (23:55):
Hm.

Speaker 16 (23:56):
Got some crew like an achron traps around way like, hey,
so real fast. You're talking about this guy trying to
sell sunlight to people, and it is all insanity. I
swear I lost more brain cells as you dove deeper.

Speaker 3 (24:13):
Into this company's pitch.

Speaker 4 (24:15):
And it's not your fault this time that I lost
brain cells. But I just find to call and say
that you suck all right, love me.

Speaker 7 (24:23):
Love you, hate the show.

Speaker 5 (24:24):
But bye.

Speaker 3 (24:25):
Well yeah, we're talking about that. Last week. There's a
company that wants to.

Speaker 8 (24:31):
Use reflector panels on the satellites that we already have
in orbit to rent sunlight to people in places that
are dark, like it's nighttime here, and they go, hey,
here are the coordinates, could you shine? Could you reflect
some sunlights so ridiculous onto my block again.

Speaker 3 (24:50):
I still the way that they pitch it.

Speaker 8 (24:53):
They always have to pitch it like it has some
grand humanitarian thing attached to it. That's how you get
all the VC cash and then you pi to what
you really want to do, right, Like, everybody's freaking out
because this Sam Altman guy, when he opened this open
ai chat GPT all that, he initially was like, this
is going to be for the good of mankind, like
all these tech dorks say their thing is going to

(25:14):
be for the good of mankind and it's going to
be nonprofit and we're gonna Well then he pivoted to
we want to make some profit.

Speaker 3 (25:22):
So people are trying to figure out.

Speaker 8 (25:23):
So he basically sold out everybody who was a part
of building that organization and had a CEO quit and
the board quit and all this kind of stuff because
he goes, nah, I'm doing this to make money. Well,
of course you are. Why are you lying to us?
From the jump, we understand everybody's.

Speaker 11 (25:41):
Doing this thing because he had chat GPT write his
pitch and so they're like, hey, if you tell people
it's a not for profit, then they'll invest more.

Speaker 3 (25:51):
Yeah, And then all, I tried googling squeezey sala. What
do you mean? That's just my preferred nomenclature.

Speaker 8 (25:58):
That the company is called salad Power, And what they've
done is they've basically put you all of your fruits
and vegetables into a very convenient pouch. So if you
don't mind being a grown ass man or woman looking
like you're having a little apple sauce squeeze pouch, it's fine.
Who cares you think people are watching you while you eat?

(26:19):
They're not, And that way you get yourself a quick
ninety calorie picked me up.

Speaker 3 (26:25):
Mary's not a believer in them. She's never had one.

Speaker 8 (26:28):
No, I would recommend anybody and not cast aspersions on
something before they've tried it themselves. How do you know
you don't like lima beans, Timmy, if you've never even
tried them. That's what was thrown at me when I
was a kid, and then I ate lima beans, And
of course it made me even matter because I was like,
I knew I wouldn't like these.

Speaker 3 (26:49):
I told you I wouldn't like these, and now I don't.

Speaker 8 (26:52):
Now I've confirmed that I don't like them, and you
made me go through all that, because who the hell
would like lima beans. You've never met a person who
likes lima beans. Even if somebody can eat one and
say that's not too bad, You've never met that person.
You've never met a person who likes lima beans, who goes, yeah,

(27:12):
you know what, my favorite bean is lima You've never
met that person. Alan, That sunlight thing would be great
for night golfings. That's what I'm talking about. You know
that the golfers, it's a very affluent sport, make that
much light though it's a five square mile radius. Okay,
so you're gonna piss a lot of people off, you know, yeah,

(27:34):
you're gonna make a lot of people mad. That's why
I can't figure out what the practical applications they are
pitching it, like parts of the world that are that for.

Speaker 3 (27:47):
Agricultural purposes. I don't know what.

Speaker 8 (27:49):
It sounds like, it's all kind of made up. The
science behind it seems like it would be that it
would work. But Alan, my two year old drinks those
squeez vegetable pouches. Yeah, but you got a smart kid then,
because you know, but a kid. You're trying to get
a kid down baby food you're trying to get a
kid to have vegetables. Well, two year old's on a baby,

(28:12):
But you're trying to get a kid to consume vegetables.
This is fruits and vegetables, and it's listen. You know
what I always say to people, Bill, If it's good
enough for me, it's good enough for thee. You know
how often I've said that so much all the time
people get tired of me saying it.

Speaker 3 (28:29):
I'd rather you say that than so many other things.

Speaker 8 (28:32):
Such as, what would you like me to not say
fifty to fifty club?

Speaker 3 (28:37):
Well, no, it was the forty forty. Well that was
this week, but it was fifty to fifty.

Speaker 8 (28:42):
And the reason that those are such a big deal
is because they almost never happened. So how often, really
am I going to be making any kind of fifty joke?
Very infrequently? Good point, thank you. There's a fifty to
fifty lance. I'm going to make that joke in the
near future. Hell, and I love lime of beans. No

(29:03):
you don't, I'm telling you you don't. Now people are
telling me the climate beans all right. Well, but my
point stands, I've never met any of you, so anecdotally,
you may have met. You've never no please uh you
think I associate with a lima bean eater.

Speaker 3 (29:20):
Hell's no fun.

Speaker 6 (29:23):
Fact.

Speaker 11 (29:23):
Celebrity deaths, like testicles, sometimes come in threes.

Speaker 3 (29:29):
Cox Show one seven WMMS.

Speaker 5 (29:34):
I was a sailor.

Speaker 3 (29:37):
I was the ball I'm gonna keep coming to.

Speaker 8 (29:40):
Boy, they didn't stop at three with a sea. The
great Chris Christopherson.

Speaker 3 (29:46):
I sailed the school around the whole the Mexico Pastorway.

Speaker 7 (29:52):
I went along to the world remains a little blue
with yards fro visit that I got killed, but I've
lived still.

Speaker 3 (30:09):
Chris Christofferson was one of the highwaymen. Now there's only
one left.

Speaker 8 (30:12):
Whalon Jennings died in two and Johnny Cash died the
next year, and Chris Christofferson died over the weekend.

Speaker 3 (30:21):
Yesterday, right, yeah. And there was Whalen right there.

Speaker 8 (30:25):
And Willie Nelson the only highwayman who is left, and
he's ninety four ninety five something like that. But Chris Christopherson, boy,
I mean this guy, he was in the seventies version.
I mean his CV is massive, right. He was a

(30:45):
west Point professor. I think he's a professor at west Point.
He was an army captain He was a helicopter pilot.
He was an actor. He was a singer. He was
kind of considered part of that outlaw country thing for
a while, but he came from a singer songwriter type thing.

Speaker 3 (31:02):
He wrote Me and.

Speaker 8 (31:03):
Bobby McGhee Yep, which was a hit for Janis Joplin.
I think after she died. I think that song blew
up for her. App she was already dead, I think.
But he was a smart dude. He was a Rhodes scholar.
He had a master's degree in English lit. So he
was a veteran and he was a smart guy. He
was a lefty politically. He wasn't a self Paul, I

(31:24):
don't know. But he was a scholar and an activist.
And this is one of these guys. You know, some
generations know him as the old guy from the Blade movies.
You know, he was an actor. He was a whistler
in the Blade movies. Yeah, yeah, he was great. Well,
maybe I'll watched The Blade, Yeah I did. I had

(31:44):
a theorist that when we would talk about like my
career and stuff like that, and I talk about my
relationship with my then at the time, my wife, and
she's like, you should watch A Star is Born starring
Chris Stofferson and uh it was Barbara starvers in and

(32:05):
I think that that's that's kind of what your relationship is.

Speaker 5 (32:08):
Like.

Speaker 3 (32:08):
I was like, I watched it, and I was like, this,
there's nothing like either you didn't describe it properly or
she didn't understand. I think she just wanted me to
watch the movie. Yeah, I watched it.

Speaker 11 (32:21):
She also had real red lipstick and uh yeah between that,
uh ex like that homework assignment and a few other things.
I told my ex wife and she's like, yeah, I
don't think you should keep going to her. And I
was like, we'll find someone else. Yeah, she's not fitting
my vide But A Star is Born as a movie

(32:42):
that's been made on teen times. I think the original
version was in the seventies. They did it with Bradley
Cooper and Kagak a couple of years ago. I think
the first version was in the fifties. Actually was it.

Speaker 3 (32:50):
I think it was an older version and they did
one in the seventies.

Speaker 8 (32:54):
It was supposed to be Elvis and Barbara streisand Elvis's
manager blew the deal or whatever, so it was Chris
Stafferson who looked way more the part.

Speaker 3 (33:02):
He had like long hair and he had the beard,
and he was a good looking dude.

Speaker 11 (33:05):
And you know, there was nineteen thirty seven, nineteen fifty four,
seventy six, and twenty eight.

Speaker 3 (33:12):
There you go. Yeah, yeah, I.

Speaker 8 (33:14):
Thought there were more than that. So the Bradley Cooper
one was the first one since the seventies.

Speaker 5 (33:17):
Yea.

Speaker 8 (33:18):
Anyway, this one kind of hit me because when I
was a kid, Starsbourne came out in nineteen seventy six.
My mom was a huge Barber streisand fan, a fan.
She was a big Chris Christopherson fan. In the seventies,
sixties and seventies when they would release album soundtracks of movies,
a lot of times it would be the music and
a lot of dialogue from the movie. Like my mom

(33:40):
had the old Romeo and Juliet's soundtrack album and it
was a lot of dialogue. There wasn't There weren't songs
that Leonardo DiCaprio one, No Mean Claire Days Now, not
the Baz Luhrman one, the Franco Zephyrelli won from the sixties,
but the album was She liked that song though from

(34:00):
from the Cardigans. Yeah, does my mom like the Cardigans. Yeah,
I don't think she knows the Cardigan's art.

Speaker 3 (34:05):
Well, it was in Romeo and Juliet. It was like
the main song. Yeah, I didn't see that one.

Speaker 8 (34:11):
No. I was texting my mom this morning because of
another person who died who was on one of her stories.
So when I was on Instagram, no one of her
soaproper Uh, well her the one she watches the guy
who died. But when I was a kid, my mom
was playing the Stars Born soundtrack a lot, and so

(34:35):
these songs are burned into my brain from when I
was What was the song from that one?

Speaker 3 (34:40):
There were a bunch of them.

Speaker 11 (34:41):
I mean, like, what was the big song, because I
mean the shallow from the twenty eighteen one, like that
song was pretty popular.

Speaker 8 (34:50):
The big one from nineteen seventy six was let me
See because I'm going to play a little clip of
one for him on stage called watch Closely.

Speaker 5 (34:58):
Now.

Speaker 3 (34:59):
What were the of songs? Evergreen? I think was the
big song.

Speaker 11 (35:02):
From I feel like there was also way more music
in that one than there was in the twenty eighteen.

Speaker 8 (35:08):
I think you're right because Barbara Streisand sang most of them.
But he sang like Hillacious Acres because he was obviously
the rock star in the movie, and she's the up
and comer. She was Esther Hoffman. I don't know what
the names were in this new one, but he was.
His character was named John Norman Howard and he's a
big rock star in the movie. Gary Busey was in

(35:28):
this movie. And but my mom played the soundtrack all
the time, and so this clip makes me feel like
I'm like eight years old again when I hear it,
because I heard now.

Speaker 3 (35:49):
Are you.

Speaker 5 (35:58):
Now?

Speaker 4 (35:58):
Mind you?

Speaker 3 (35:58):
I didn't know what was happening when my mom would
play these songs. I just remember them like they were yesterday.

Speaker 8 (36:06):
But Christossofferson was in The Highwaymen, and he was, you know,
like I said, he did the original Me and Bobby.

Speaker 3 (36:12):
Movie House country Man.

Speaker 4 (36:14):
That's what it is.

Speaker 3 (36:14):
He died in his home in Maui. That's the way
to go, feeling good.

Speaker 7 (36:18):
Wise, he's alone, Bobby saying the blue feeling good was
good enough for me, good enough me and Bobby.

Speaker 8 (36:35):
I did see a Chris Christofferson oh bit though, that
somebody put online that was a picture of Jeff Bridges.

Speaker 3 (36:42):
So that's got to make him feel good.

Speaker 8 (36:44):
Well, they have similarities into the long hair and the
beard and the thing, depending on what iteration of Jeff
Bridges you get. But yeah, that Highwaymen's song was a
number one song that the four of those guys did.
And of course Willie Nelson is the last one standing
from that group. So Chris Christofferson died. An actor named
John Ashton died. People remember him from the original Beverly

(37:07):
Hills cop movies. Yeah, he was kind of heavier than
he got real thin he was in this recent one.
He rebooted it with Eddie Murphy and they brought everybody back.

Speaker 5 (37:16):
Yeah.

Speaker 8 (37:17):
John Ashton was John Taggart in those Beverly Hills cop movies.
He died over the weekend, but he had been an
actor for a long long time. To ken Bay Mutumbo died,
that's a bummer, yep. That guy did a lot of
good stuff outside of basketball.

Speaker 3 (37:35):
He was young. He had brain cancer. He was yeah,
young and spry. Dies of brain cancer.

Speaker 8 (37:44):
My first thought was to remember the Geico commercial from
about ten years back where people would they would be
out and about and to ken Ba Mtumbo would smack
something out of their hands and waggle his finger at
them right.

Speaker 3 (38:00):
Fifth four problems.

Speaker 5 (38:02):
Mountain mass.

Speaker 8 (38:07):
Woman trying to put her laundry in the basket, slaps
it away, told Booth not through the coffee filter.

Speaker 3 (38:19):
Happy are folks to save hundreds of dollars?

Speaker 8 (38:20):
Listen to geycome happier than to cambem tumble blocking a shot.

Speaker 3 (38:25):
Get happy, got go.

Speaker 8 (38:27):
They had an ad campaign with a couple of guitar
playing hipsters about ten years back, and it was a
Dikembe Mtumbo who would just walk through and he and Alonzo.

Speaker 3 (38:36):
Morning back in the day.

Speaker 8 (38:37):
I think they both went to Georgetown and that's really
when they started to make their name. He had come
over on some kind of some kind of visa to
go to college, but he was diagnosed with brain cancer
in October of twenty twenty two and it finally got him.
He could not block the Grim Reaper, but he played.

(38:57):
I was thinking he played for one team, but he
played for a bunch of.

Speaker 11 (39:01):
He played for like twelve team years. Then he bounced
around the league quite a bit. But he also did
so much humanitarian work too. It was really just mostly
known for that. Yeah post NBA.

Speaker 4 (39:12):
No.

Speaker 8 (39:12):
I thought, for some reason, I thought he played most
of his career with the Rockets, but he was with
a lot of different us of the Rockets. He was
with the Nuggets, he was with the Falcon or the Falcons,
the Hawks.

Speaker 5 (39:21):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (39:22):
He did a season apiece for the Sixers, Nets and Knicks.

Speaker 8 (39:25):
Yeah, and then played the last five years that retired
in nine was playing for the Houston Rockets.

Speaker 3 (39:32):
So Keny Matimbo died.

Speaker 8 (39:34):
And then this guy that a lot of people don't know,
but I texted my mom a soap opera actor named
Drake Hoguston who was on a show called Days of
Our Lives, which was my mom's soap opera.

Speaker 3 (39:46):
Like Sins through the Glass nailed it, So you nailed it.
That show was on since like the fifties, I think.

Speaker 8 (39:54):
And this guy, Drake Hoguston, good looking dude, the Pride
of Fort Wayne, Indiana, bill and he had pancreatic cancer.
He was seventy and he died. Did a lot of
stage work. But people who watched that show know him
from that, And so I texted my mom because I

(40:14):
knew she would be crestfallen.

Speaker 3 (40:18):
He had been on that.

Speaker 8 (40:19):
You know a lot of people, a lot of people
who are like famous A list actors got their start
on soap operas back in the day. But also a
lot of those people just keep the soap opera gig
because if you can surf those waves and not kind
of get aged out, you can have a pretty good career.
I mean, you're working a lot of hours. Those aren't

(40:39):
easy to do, but you're making good money. You're a
working actor. There's a lot of people who will put in,
you know, forty years on a soap opera, and he's
one of the guys that did that. He occasionally he
would go back home to Fort Wayne, Indiana, but he
played a character named John Black, and he was very

(41:01):
shady in the early days of that. I remember my
mom watching the show and I was in junior high.
She still watches it. She's like, it's on Peacock now,
I still watch it.

Speaker 3 (41:10):
It's so sad.

Speaker 6 (41:12):
Huh.

Speaker 8 (41:13):
Yeah, Well, when I was a kid, she was you know,
they were going on VHS every day, VCR was taping them.

Speaker 3 (41:20):
But now they're on Peacock.

Speaker 8 (41:22):
So this is on the heels of Maggie Smith dying,
famous British actress who died. So a lot of people
have died in the past few days. A lot of
high profile people. Obviously, as I understand it, there are
people dying all the time, but it's the famous people
that we really take notice of.

Speaker 3 (41:43):
Hello, Eric, I'm here, what's up?

Speaker 4 (41:49):
Hey?

Speaker 16 (41:49):
How do you guys not remember him in Convoy?

Speaker 3 (41:54):
One of the best, He was the rubber duck.

Speaker 8 (41:57):
I didn't say I didn't remember him in Convoy. I
just isn't talking about Convoy.

Speaker 2 (42:02):
Never brought it.

Speaker 3 (42:05):
They're talking about you. You're talking about.

Speaker 8 (42:08):
You're talking about Chris Christopherson. I am, yes, he was, Okay,
he was in Convoy, yes, but I just didn't he
was the.

Speaker 16 (42:19):
Main characters ever done.

Speaker 3 (42:22):
Oh you say man better than the Stars Born or Blade?

Speaker 6 (42:26):
Wow?

Speaker 3 (42:27):
Yes, wow, Wow?

Speaker 6 (42:32):
Why all right?

Speaker 3 (42:37):
Convoy?

Speaker 8 (42:38):
You don't have to convince me this guy she's really Eric?
Are you a truck driver? Why do you have such
an affinity for Convoy, which at best was a novelty movie.

Speaker 4 (42:52):
Because I had a forty five and on one side.

Speaker 12 (42:58):
Chris Christophers in the all but.

Speaker 3 (43:01):
We were head to prepare and yeah, no, listen, it was.

Speaker 8 (43:08):
It was definitely good. Yeah, definitely good. I just didn't
I didn't think of it. Eric, My my condolences and apologies, but.

Speaker 4 (43:20):
Yeah, nobody remembers that movie.

Speaker 3 (43:22):
Well, uh, C W. McCall was the guy who did
the song.

Speaker 8 (43:28):
Really, Oh yeah, I mean I think Chris Christofferson did
some Sophie in.

Speaker 3 (43:32):
The movie, right, Oh yeah, yeah, he did some songs
in the movie.

Speaker 5 (43:37):
But I did not know that W.

Speaker 3 (43:39):
McCall did that song. But man, that that was the
bit of me of truck driving.

Speaker 4 (43:43):
Back then, and you know.

Speaker 3 (43:45):
It was back then.

Speaker 8 (43:47):
There was a really short period of time where everything
is about truck driving. It was Convoy and it was
freaking smokey and the bandit and the bandit I've seen
but I never got around the Convoy. All right, Eric,
thank you there, Eric, who is just beside himself about
Chris Christofferson and Convoy.

Speaker 3 (44:07):
Yes.

Speaker 8 (44:12):
C W. McCall, I mean this guy, this song kind
of got away from him. He was like an ad
man or something. It wasn't a singer. He just did
some novelty song and it blew the f up.

Speaker 3 (44:22):
Yeah.

Speaker 8 (44:22):
Convoy. Ali McGraw was the female lead. He was super
foxy back in the day, too.

Speaker 3 (44:29):
Says here is the dug we about to go a
hunting the bear.

Speaker 8 (44:36):
I mean, does this make it move for you? I mean,
I have to think that that's how Eric felt when
he heard this song. Couldn't be more seventies, by the way,
But yeah, Convoy nineteen seventy eight. He was rubber duck,
he was, and he was in semi tough and all

(44:57):
kinds of uh heavy duty movie the time. So Chris
Christofferson is dead. Also dead Zachary Levi's career. This is
a friend of Mary's who best friends. Zachary Levi is
the guy who played Shazam in a couple of movies.
We just saw him not long ago in an iteration

(45:18):
of Harold in the Purple Crayon. That's his most recent movie.
And I don't know how well that it did. I
know it wasn't out for very long. But he was
in that, and he was in Detroit for the Reclaim
America tour. He is all in on Donald Trump, even
he says this is probably career suicide because Hollywood is

(45:40):
a very liberal place.

Speaker 3 (45:42):
Of course, so was.

Speaker 8 (45:44):
He was a guy who wanted to vote for Bobby
Kennedy junior, but then he dropped out. And so he
did this event in Detroit with a Tulsi Gabbard, another
Russian asset and some other people and Zachary Levi, who's
a good looking dude, But now that means that he

(46:04):
has to throw in his lot with guys like James
Woods and what's his named, John Voight and Kevin Sorbo.

Speaker 3 (46:12):
It's like, you know, once you're over there.

Speaker 8 (46:15):
But Zachary Levi, who I think, Mary, your your anecdote
was you ran into him and he was complaining about
the vaccine or something like that.

Speaker 9 (46:21):
No, not at all. I met him. Jeff Dye introduced
me to him. He said, this is my buddy, Zach
and I said to him for five minutes at the
comedy store. And then when I was driving through Burbank
to the station out there, the iHeart Station, I saw
his face on a giant billboard for Shazam, and I
was like, oh my god, I met that guy last night.
And then you turned that into he's my best friend.

(46:44):
That's the.

Speaker 3 (46:46):
Mary's the only one out of the three of us
who have met Zachary.

Speaker 9 (46:49):
Leven right best a little bit.

Speaker 8 (46:53):
But it was called sensationalism, Mary, Yeah, well trick. We
use her on the show to make this dumb crap
sound in. So, yeah, he was Shazam in those DC
movies and he was always complaining that those movies. The
first one did great, second one flopped hard, and he
was blaming like Hollywood and the audience. He's he's a

(47:16):
guy that has an axe to grind with something I
don't know, but a good looking dude and and and uh,
he's thrown in with the Trump camp. He's like, we're
gonna reclaim America and we're gonna take it back and
blah blah blah. But again, by his own admission, he says,
this is obviously not gonna be good for my career,

(47:39):
so we'll see.

Speaker 11 (47:41):
I feel like Shazam two was worse for his career.
I didn't see either of them, so both. Yeah, I
didn't hate Shazam two was just a mess, like it.
They just had so much going on and uh, but
the first one was pretty fun.

Speaker 8 (47:55):
Well, he got famous of a TV show called Chuck. Yeah,
that was on for a few years.

Speaker 9 (48:01):
And Marvelous Smith's mazel too. Oh did you really he
was like her love interest? Okay one of the seasons.

Speaker 8 (48:07):
Yeah, I didn't watch that either, but the d intro
song for Chuck and he's like the main dude in
the Tangled movie. I think he did one of those
like Disney or Pixar movies or something too so okay, Yeah,
the guys had like a good.

Speaker 3 (48:18):
Career, you know.

Speaker 8 (48:21):
Harold and the Purple crayon was the last thing I
saw him, and then he's got a couple of movies
coming out. His very first role was in an untitled
Cisco project and he was on the Masked Singer last
year when he does video game voices, Cisco the Rapper,
No Cisco, the Attorney, Mary Cisco, Esquire.

Speaker 3 (48:41):
Food Delivery, an attorney at law show. You guys are
a bunch of morons and I love it.

Speaker 5 (48:50):
M ms.

Speaker 8 (48:53):
Then you little pick me up here a fire, a
couple of buzzle blitzt. Did you say there's one thousand

(49:22):
dollars for the contest? Yeah, grand prize, grand prize. So lineup, ladies,
because it's going to be one of you who wins.
We're going to a Halloween costume contest where a dude wins.

Speaker 3 (49:36):
Who won the year that we.

Speaker 14 (49:40):
Girl?

Speaker 6 (49:40):
Was it a girl?

Speaker 11 (49:41):
I don't feel like it wasn't like a sexy outfit
though I've been to one though I think I did
one at the Natural History Museum that was a dude
that won.

Speaker 9 (49:51):
I went to one at seventy eighth Street Studios, and
there was a guy who he had to have had
some kind of a background in like it's not called
graphic design, what's it called when it's for movies special effects?
Special effects? Because he was he went as like a
haunted corn monster.

Speaker 3 (50:09):
All right, Well, then I guess he a haunted corn monster.

Speaker 9 (50:12):
He was like he had like corn stalks all over him.

Speaker 8 (50:14):
I would think corn monster would suffice a haunted core extra. Yeah,
I was gonna say corn Monster would freak me out.
It doesn't have to be haunted.

Speaker 9 (50:24):
Well, he can assume that his outfit must have taken hours. Yeah,
And that year I went as Chick from.

Speaker 3 (50:34):
Pulp fiction Nea Wallace, Yeah, with like thee.

Speaker 9 (50:38):
And everything like that, with the black bob wig and
he took first place, and I had my boobs out
with a syringe, and I mean I took second place.
He's gotta be.

Speaker 3 (50:46):
So mad about that.

Speaker 8 (50:47):
Well, you know what, though, I guess it is very
much venue specific, because if you're talking about something like
that at an art musicum, yes, or natural history. But
I mean when we're doing them in like bars where
you're going to the audience who do you think, right,
sexy nurse and she frankly should win because if anybody
needs a thousand dollars, it's a young hot girl, right.

(51:10):
They don't get anything there, if anything married that you
know this, The young hot girls are chastised.

Speaker 3 (51:18):
Because people are too scared to come and talk to him.

Speaker 8 (51:21):
They're like, Hey, I don't ever get asked out. I
had a gawky phase in high school and I don't
ever get asked out. Well, anyway, I'll have those tickets
for you tomorrow and Wednesday to join Bill there in Madonna.
Paul Riser is going to be back on the show
on Wednesday. As a matter of fact, he's got something
coming out that I'm going to talk to him about.

Speaker 3 (51:42):
I think it's a film. I think he and a
friend have put a film together, and.

Speaker 8 (51:48):
I'll be talking to both of them on Wednesday, and
then Jason Alexander on the show next week. He and
his buddy Peter Tilden, who was a long time television
producer and I know him primarily from doing talk radio
in Los Angeles. But Jason Alexander and Peter Tilden are

(52:09):
going to be on the show next week. They do
a podcast and I don't ever have. You know, I
get hit up all the time you want to have
this person on, and it's always for podcasts, And I'm like, no,
because we already promote these dumb shows that people have
on this app we have nobody's ever heard of. But
obviously I'm a massive Seinfeld nerd, and so of course
I'm going to have Jason Alexander on, and so that'll

(52:31):
be next week.

Speaker 3 (52:31):
I don't think I've ever had him on.

Speaker 8 (52:33):
I've had Paul Riser on a handful of times over
the years, but I've never talked to Jason Alexander. And
what he doesn't know is my questions are going to
be solely front to back about his MCDELT commercial back
in the day where he's got the white suit on,
he's dancing down the street when he's a working actor.

Speaker 3 (52:53):
Pre Seinfeld. Our friend Martin Molloy's sister invented the box
for the MCDELP that start from clamshell that hadn't been
around until the eighties.

Speaker 11 (53:02):
She designed her something like she has some hand in
the McDLT Just something he's told me about on several occasions,
is that.

Speaker 3 (53:09):
Something that made her wealthy. I don't know.

Speaker 8 (53:11):
It was probably Usually when somebody invents something, they're working
for a company and the company.

Speaker 3 (53:16):
Gets all the work.

Speaker 11 (53:17):
She was working for McDonald's. God, don't think it made
her wealthy. I think she just it's just one of
his facts that he tells you and then walks away.
My sister, nice to meet My sister invented the case
for the McDLT Oh, he doesn't say nice to meet you.
He'll just say it and then walk away, or will
be like, do you want to buy a wristband?

Speaker 4 (53:35):
No?

Speaker 3 (53:35):
Okay? By Yeah, he was on your show the other night.

Speaker 8 (53:38):
He was on my show and he killed Somebody texted
me early this early this morning and said, went to
Bill's show and it was fantastic.

Speaker 3 (53:46):
It was a lot of fun.

Speaker 11 (53:47):
So everybody that came out it was it was just
they showed up, they laughed, they had a great time.
There was one lady that I was pretty sure it
was going to be a problem, and she ended up
being a delight And she wasn't an interruption after all.
Now why did you think she was going to be
a problem.

Speaker 3 (54:04):
Was she was a little drunk and she was talking
at full volume when people were already like on stage.

Speaker 11 (54:13):
What I asked her was I'm like, hey, just keep
and then she was fine and she laughed and she
older lady, Yeah a little bit. Yeah, but we had
a very broad range from people in their twenties to people,
you know, well within sixties, maybe seventies even.

Speaker 3 (54:29):
But it was great. It was really really fun. Where
was this again?

Speaker 8 (54:32):
Retro ink in Watsworth retro ink that is not a
tattoo parlam No, okay, incorporate.

Speaker 11 (54:38):
I'm the owner there. Great dude, David that helped me
set up. It was just it was a really good time.
It was the first time Pants did like a longer set.
He did really well with that. Kelly Thulis hosted. She's
very funny. So it was a really good time. And yeah,
I wish I had more like, oh, this is great,
but it was just kind of went off without a
hitching a good solid show. Yeah, well, all I mean

(55:01):
to ask me, I have not watched.

Speaker 8 (55:03):
They basically came out with all guns blazing for the
premiere of the fiftieth season of Saturday Night Live. They
brought out all the celebrity cameos and I guess for
the cold open. I've just seen a bunch of clips.
But they got Dana Carvey to do Joe Biden.

Speaker 5 (55:18):
Oh.

Speaker 3 (55:19):
I love Dana Carvey.

Speaker 8 (55:20):
I love Carvy too, but it felt like they were
just kind of he was trying to kind of resurrect
because they used to have mikey Day doing Biden. He's okay,
and it obviously Dana Carvey is a big deal. Tim
Walls was funny.

Speaker 9 (55:34):
Gaffigan is Tim Walls. I'm not kidding for a second.
I was like, that looks like Tim Walls.

Speaker 3 (55:38):
It's perfect casting.

Speaker 9 (55:39):
It was perfect, like that did they actually? And then
I think Gafkan's just a little thinner now than Tim
Walls was. But I was like, it took me a
second to figure out who it was.

Speaker 8 (55:48):
Yeah, well and he's from Indiana. He can probably lock
right into that kind of vibe, you know what I mean.

Speaker 9 (55:54):
I haven't been this exciting since I saved four percent
cashback a lot more.

Speaker 3 (56:00):
Yeah, this is minards.

Speaker 8 (56:03):
Yeah, and uh, you know, they got Maya Rudolph back
playing Kamala Harris and Jeane Smart was the host, and
they had Andy Samberg come back as Doug m Hoff,
which is Kamala's husband, and James Austin Johnson. Of course
he's been Trump for a while now. But yeah, Gaffigan
as Tim Walls was great.

Speaker 5 (56:24):
Now.

Speaker 3 (56:24):
I think to a lot of people they didn't know
that was Jim Gaffigan. I know what, huh?

Speaker 9 (56:30):
I did not, and I know who Jim Gaffigan is.

Speaker 3 (56:32):
Well, that's what I mean.

Speaker 8 (56:34):
I think there are some people who don't know who
Jim Gaffigan is, even though he's a big, big deal.

Speaker 3 (56:42):
Rebate on a leaf blower for minards.

Speaker 4 (56:45):
What can I say?

Speaker 3 (56:47):
I got that beaty, big damn energy.

Speaker 2 (56:52):
I see what I got it.

Speaker 3 (56:54):
I didn't want it, but I got it. You know,
Trump and Advance.

Speaker 5 (56:58):
Are weird, all right.

Speaker 17 (57:00):
They want the government to control what you do in
your bedroom and what books you read. You know, in
Minnesota we have a saying mine your damn business, just
like it. We also have another saying in Minnesota, my
nuts froze to the park bench.

Speaker 3 (57:21):
Yeah, so they pull all this stuff.

Speaker 11 (57:24):
My favorite part of the whole that whole episode was
definitely bone Yang is mood dang Oh Yeah that was
that was just so stupid and funny. I like doing
uh kind of playing off a chapel room.

Speaker 8 (57:37):
Yeah, what happened with her like everybody's given her a
hard time now for something.

Speaker 11 (57:41):
She basically she's canceled some shows and she she's got well,
she doesn't.

Speaker 3 (57:47):
Like she didn't knock a lady up to no, no,
she's screamed.

Speaker 11 (57:51):
She doesn't like when fans scream at her, and she
just wants there to be boundaries between her and her fans.
And she went on, I did a post about it,
uh for I did a bit about it in uh
has built in a few weeks ago where she was
talking about all the different ways that she wants people
to leave her alone or just you know, a woman,

(58:13):
just leave me alone. But like all that stuff, and
this is Moodang doing the same thing.

Speaker 3 (58:19):
Well, let me bringing up here.

Speaker 12 (58:20):
Yeah, stop stop clapping, hi, Colin. Is it okay if
I say something? Is it okay if you say something?

Speaker 4 (58:33):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (58:34):
Sure, go ahead, Moodang.

Speaker 13 (58:36):
For the past ten weeks, I've been going non stop,
running around eating lettuce, trying to bite the hose from
a water the water from a hose, and the response
has been overwhelming. But it has come to the point
where I need to set some boundaries.

Speaker 3 (58:54):
Oh, you need to set boundaries.

Speaker 13 (58:56):
Reminder, women owe you nothing when I'm in my enclosure,
tripping over stuff, biting my trainer's knee.

Speaker 3 (59:04):
I am at work, that is the project. Do not
yell my name or expect a photo just because.

Speaker 13 (59:12):
I'm your parasocial bestie or because you appreciate my talent.

Speaker 3 (59:16):
Your talent? What is your talent? Having a slippery body
that bounces before me?

Speaker 13 (59:22):
The only hippos in media, we're either Hungry Hungry or
Jada Pinkett Smith and Madagascar. But now I'm your favorite
hippo's favorite hippo, and I'm thirsty, thirsty.

Speaker 8 (59:37):
Hus It looks like they cut a leather couch apart
to make that very Yeah yeah, I like the shabbiness
of the costume. So that's a that's a chapel roone riff.
Yeah yeah, Well you understand where she's coming from. But

(59:57):
I also think there's a is there a middle ground there?
I mean, plenty of people have have traversed the you
gotta set boundaries with me kind of thing without it
immediately flying back in their face.

Speaker 9 (01:00:11):
Is so she's so like, you get away from me.
I don't want to be around you?

Speaker 5 (01:00:17):
Is that what it is?

Speaker 8 (01:00:18):
I mean?

Speaker 9 (01:00:19):
I can't imagine rising to fame as fast as she did, right,
And that's got to be a lot, especially if you
already have social issues like anxiety and things like that.
But do you also think that you kind of sign
an unspoken contract, like when you're gonna be famous or
you want to do this, people are going to be
excited to meet you.

Speaker 11 (01:00:37):
That's what I mean is I think there's a especially
within that genre, like when you have like when you
become a gay icon, and like are writing songs that
are so that means so much to people.

Speaker 3 (01:00:51):
Of course, people are going to feel like they have
a connection with you.

Speaker 8 (01:00:54):
How do I become a gay icon? Because boy, it's
really once you become a gay icon.

Speaker 3 (01:00:58):
I'm pretty sure you arenswered that one.

Speaker 8 (01:01:00):
Well, right, yeah, the one guy who thought calls all
the time he loves me.

Speaker 3 (01:01:07):
But homo sexual, right, but he always.

Speaker 8 (01:01:10):
But he says it in a way that seems defamatory
and and that he's trying to get one over on me.
You're very but yeah, I don't know. It might be
time for me to become a gay icon. You know,
Poundcake's gone and that was kind of his area of expertise.

(01:01:31):
But boy, I don't know how you do it. Chapel
roone who for most of us came out of nowhere.
And I still don't know what she was doing before
she got like the she went from like, oh, I'm on,
was she like doing bedroom pop or something?

Speaker 11 (01:01:47):
Before all this, I don't know what she was doing.
I heard of her probably like in the spring, and
from that time to now she just blew up so big. Yeah,
largest audience ever at Lollapalooza.

Speaker 8 (01:02:03):
Yeah, Kayleie Rose Amstutz known professionally, I'd go by chapel
roon two if my name was Kaylee Amstutz from Willard, Missouri. Boy,
they have wasted no times slapping together a whole bunch
of ditty docks. They got one on TUV. I was
clicking around over the weekend briefly, and they have a

(01:02:23):
diddy doc on two B. They've got one on Hulu
called sex Lies and freak Offs, which probably took them
all of three seconds to come up with that. And
it's just you know a bunch of b roll from
interviews and things that they throw together. But man, these streamers,
they just must have a staff that's there and when

(01:02:45):
some kind of news like that breaks, so like get
this put together now we only need forty five minutes
to an hour. Just slap something together so we can
get it on the platform. You know who I wonder
hasbody who might have an interesting perspective on the Sean
Puffy Diddy Dirty Combs thing is Brother ad X.

Speaker 3 (01:03:08):
I bet he's got all kinds of arcane.

Speaker 8 (01:03:11):
You've got to have all kinds of arcane and esoteric
knowledge about what's really happening.

Speaker 3 (01:03:18):
With this Diddy case, Brother ad X.

Speaker 4 (01:03:21):
I'll tell you what put a pin in that. We'll
get back to it.

Speaker 3 (01:03:24):
I wanted to here, I set him up and he goes, ah,
I got okay, go ahead.

Speaker 4 (01:03:29):
Yeah, I just wanted to Well, let's make a first point.
You are, in fact a gay guy. First of all,
you hired pound Cake and the next other thing.

Speaker 11 (01:03:42):
Hold on, we can't just fly past that. So if
you hire someone that's gay, that makes someone else gay.

Speaker 8 (01:03:48):
Yes, Bill, it's the transitive property. Thank you very much.

Speaker 3 (01:03:51):
It makes me a gay icon because I fought to
get pound Cake on the show.

Speaker 4 (01:03:55):
Continue it's called Birds of a Feather fly again.

Speaker 3 (01:04:00):
Yeah, yeah, number he said, flock Bill, Oh yeah, and.

Speaker 4 (01:04:05):
The number two. You've said several times in the last
hour about certain actors that were very good looking. You
said that several times.

Speaker 3 (01:04:14):
Yeah, since I've been listening to the shame recognized his game.

Speaker 4 (01:04:19):
Yeah. Well, you know, straight guys don't say, hey, here's
Tom Cruise, that he's a very good looking guy.

Speaker 8 (01:04:24):
Of course, they do, the straight guys who are comfortable
in their sexuality. Brother ady X, I know of a
guy's good looking. We gotta tell me Tom Cruise. He
isn't a good looking guy. He just got lucky and
made movies.

Speaker 3 (01:04:34):
For forty years.

Speaker 4 (01:04:36):
Yeah, I just don't talk about it. I don't say, hey,
he's a good looking guy.

Speaker 3 (01:04:38):
Here he's rested. Ah, he's in the clasic. There you go.
I'm not gay closet.

Speaker 8 (01:04:48):
I have sex with women and relationships with women and
sex with men.

Speaker 4 (01:04:54):
Yeah, there's probably plenty. There's plenty of gay guys like
yourself who have wives and children. Of course, it's a
cover up. It's a big cover up. I understand now,
what was your question on d Well?

Speaker 8 (01:05:07):
No, but brother a X, surely you can understand that
as a straight person, I can recognize if someone is
visually pleasing.

Speaker 4 (01:05:33):
All right, man, you got questions on.

Speaker 11 (01:05:37):
It seems like you're so afraid of even having anything
like like saying, like a guy's attractive is something that
you're you're so scared of being gay?

Speaker 8 (01:05:48):
Well, no, but you can't reckon. You're telling me you
can't recognize of a guy's good looking.

Speaker 4 (01:05:53):
No, I'm just saying I wouldn't verbally say, hey, that
guy's good looking over why?

Speaker 3 (01:05:58):
Why?

Speaker 5 (01:05:59):
Though?

Speaker 4 (01:06:00):
What the straight, straight, straight guy? That's just not in
our vernacular. Hey, that's a very good looking.

Speaker 8 (01:06:05):
Yeah, but I'm a but it's clear. But I'm a
straight guy, and it's clearly in mind. I have a
I have an unblemished record of staunch heterosexuality.

Speaker 4 (01:06:14):
Yeah, that's what you say, But who knows what they're.

Speaker 3 (01:06:17):
Behind the scores about me? You can't get one past him,
I am not.

Speaker 4 (01:06:22):
You were in the hotel together, your cake has been
on six with me, and I got news for him.

Speaker 6 (01:06:31):
To mm hmm.

Speaker 4 (01:06:33):
Wait, all right, what's your what's your question?

Speaker 8 (01:06:35):
My question was you you have to have you have
to have an unusual take on what's happening with Diddy?
Is he getting railroaded? Is this all made up?

Speaker 4 (01:06:45):
Well, first of all, Diddy was like to buy his
attorneys that he was going to get fail Uh, in
sexual trafficking cases. Uh, there's no bail. This doesn't matter
how rich you are, you're not going to get fail.
And he's not knowing that. Thank you him not knowing.
This is why he's sitting in jail with no bail

(01:07:06):
and has actually been denied twice for fifty million dollars
that he offered, even offered up his mom's house that
he bought her.

Speaker 3 (01:07:15):
Yeah, think of how badly you want to get out
of there.

Speaker 8 (01:07:18):
When you go, I'll give you fifty million dollars there
Like his guy's a flight risk. All he needs is
to get to his PJ and he's out the country.

Speaker 5 (01:07:26):
Right.

Speaker 4 (01:07:26):
And also, this is I just posted this on Facebook
that God is using Diddy to bring Hollywood down.

Speaker 3 (01:07:33):
This is what I'm getting at. Tell me, how, tell
me how is Zachary Levi part of it?

Speaker 4 (01:07:40):
Well, it's because of the video of these freak offs.
There's Leonardo DiCaprio, there's Cardi B. There's Nicki Minaj, there's
Drake this Ashton Kutcher, there's Jimmy Moore, there's Kim Kardashian
in the videos.

Speaker 8 (01:07:55):
And also wait, hold on, wait, could did he just
have been getting punked the whole time.

Speaker 11 (01:08:01):
So God went from flooding the entire world to having
to use here like video at like this. This is
how God worked in the Bible. This is a ridiculous
claim to be like, oh, this is how God's taking
down Hollywood when he can have a mudslide wipe the
whole thing out in it any second.

Speaker 3 (01:08:23):
Come on, ADX, too bad.

Speaker 4 (01:08:25):
If you listen, if you listen to what Kat Williams
said in January, and I do, twenty twenty four. Yeah,
he's bringing all he's in twenty twenty four. All lies
will be exposed. It doesn't matter if you're Diddy or
TD Jakes or any of them. They're all lives will
be exposed in twenty twenty four.

Speaker 8 (01:08:44):
And we're actually you see the prophet place now? Hey Clinton? No, no, yeah,
Hey Clinton, you want to talk to brother ADX.

Speaker 4 (01:08:53):
Yes, I want to call out brother ADX.

Speaker 16 (01:08:56):
I think he has some internalized homophobia and he might
want to look a little bit inward.

Speaker 3 (01:09:02):
Maybe he's got some strong feelings inside and.

Speaker 16 (01:09:05):
That's the reason he's speaking out so hard, because he's
afraid of what's going on right inside there.

Speaker 3 (01:09:10):
Because as soon as he was like, hey, you know
you can look at any man.

Speaker 16 (01:09:15):
Nobody's gonna say that's an attractive man.

Speaker 3 (01:09:17):
No, absolutely, you can.

Speaker 4 (01:09:20):
Uh yeah, when you when you're speaking out verbally saying
that you think some guy who's saying sex is attractive,
that's a that's a signal that you might have some
sugar in your tank.

Speaker 3 (01:09:35):
Tank look at that man and say that's a beautiful man.

Speaker 8 (01:09:43):
If I were to brother Ady ax, if I've never
met Clinton, but let's just say, for the sake of argument,
that he's a beautiful man. And I showed you a
picture of Clinton, I think there's gonna be an ugly
guy named Clinton.

Speaker 3 (01:09:52):
Come out if I say he sounds hot.

Speaker 14 (01:09:54):
Here you go.

Speaker 4 (01:09:58):
You got. I like how you guys are making light
of this, but you know that they're making light of it.

Speaker 8 (01:10:04):
Yes, because it's patently absurd. That's why we're making light
of it. I know it's definitely serious to terrified straight
guys everywhere.

Speaker 3 (01:10:12):
But nevertheless, I'm.

Speaker 4 (01:10:14):
Not I am not homo. I am not homophobic. I
don't really have any gaze in my family, but if
I did, I would embrace them and love them just
as if they were. Yet, you can agree with me
when you say hey, real, recognize it's real when it comes.

Speaker 3 (01:10:32):
To game, when it comes to whatever.

Speaker 8 (01:10:35):
Given the law of averages that he probably does have
a gay member of his family, and maybe they will
feel compelled to now come out to him, since he's
in the right frame of mind to welcome that into
his life.

Speaker 11 (01:10:51):
Listening to the show doesn't make you a bad person
in the foot locker at the end of your bed.

Speaker 3 (01:10:59):
That makes you a bad person, that does it.

Speaker 1 (01:11:05):
I woke up this morning with a bad hangover and
my penis was missing.

Speaker 4 (01:11:09):
Again.

Speaker 3 (01:11:10):
This happens all the time.

Speaker 18 (01:11:12):
It's detachable.

Speaker 12 (01:11:14):
This comes in happy a.

Speaker 8 (01:11:15):
Lot of the time.

Speaker 4 (01:11:16):
I can leave it home when I think it's ready
to get me in trouble, or I.

Speaker 3 (01:11:20):
Can rent it out.

Speaker 8 (01:11:21):
Anybody remember detachable penis. This is probably mid nineties. A
band called King Missile did a bunch of joke songs.
They had an accidental hit with a song called Detachable
Penis My.

Speaker 12 (01:11:32):
Partner, and then I couldn't find it, so I called up.

Speaker 8 (01:11:34):
The place apart and I think the band was like
one guy. He was writing songs and then he got
a band to go out with ions. I was reading
about a dude in Austria who took mushrooms and that
led him to chop his penis off with an axe. Now, listen,
everybody can have a different trip on mushrooms. If you've
never done it, you know there are for people who

(01:11:58):
are very well, very first in consuming mushrooms. They'll be
able to tell you the kind of the frame of
mind with which you go into it can largely determine
your trip. Right, if you kind of have a good
you're an a good frame of mind and you do it,
it's going to chill you out.

Speaker 3 (01:12:16):
You have a good time.

Speaker 8 (01:12:17):
Some other people they don't have a great time on mushrooms.
Thirty seven year old guy. Now this says he was
suffering from depression and alcohol abuse. I have a feeling
that might have had a larger part to do with
it than the fact that he took a large quantity
of mushrooms. It's probably a little from column A and
a little from column A.

Speaker 3 (01:12:37):
Just don't put this all on mushrooms.

Speaker 8 (01:12:39):
He was able, They were able to reattach part of
his amputated penis. This is in the Mega Journal of Surgery,
which sounds made up, but I can assure you what's real.
My subscription recently lapsed. So this guy took a whole
lot of mushrooms and reached for the axe and had

(01:13:07):
a severe psychotic episode. It's always the penis. I mean,
I know that it's a prominent appendage if you're on
a guy, but it's always that. He had a history,
like I said, of depression and alcohol abuse, and he
had five dried mushrooms while staying alone in a secluded

(01:13:31):
vacation home. So you can really stack these up. He's depressed,
he's alone, he's vacation home, and you're depressed.

Speaker 9 (01:13:44):
You probably rented it.

Speaker 3 (01:13:47):
Vacation, but still he's still there.

Speaker 9 (01:13:52):
Where's he going?

Speaker 8 (01:13:53):
Our doors don't shut all the way now, so like
we can hear it out in the suite. And it
was driving me crazy on Monday when people are actually here. Yeah, no, Mary,
to your point, he rented an airpnp anywhom I had
the mushrooms, and then began to have a terrifying delusion

(01:14:17):
which led him to take an axe, not only sever
his penis to disembody it from himself, but then to
cut it into smaller pieces.

Speaker 3 (01:14:29):
Maybe he thought, you know how, like you can cut.

Speaker 8 (01:14:31):
A worm a top shot, you can cut a worm
in the pieces and it will regenerate. Maybe he thought
that's what would happen, and you're gonna end up. It's
no comfort really for the doctors to go. We were
able to reattach part of it because you just have
like what they put the base back on.

Speaker 3 (01:14:50):
I don't know.

Speaker 8 (01:14:50):
Yeah, he tied a piece of cloth around the area
to control the bleeding and then placed these severed parts
of his penis.

Speaker 3 (01:14:59):
In a jar filled with snow.

Speaker 8 (01:15:03):
You know, if you don't get medical attention quickly after
doing something like that, you'll fully bleed out from that
part of your body.

Speaker 3 (01:15:09):
And so that's what he he was in.

Speaker 8 (01:15:10):
A passerby apparently found him in a confused state, and
he was transported to a nearby village and then a hospital.
He got to the hospital five hours after the amputation.
So I guess it's good that he was applying consistent
pressure on it, but he lost a lot of blood.

(01:15:32):
His penis was contaminated with snoililil.

Speaker 3 (01:15:38):
It's a combination of soil and snow.

Speaker 8 (01:15:41):
Penis was contaminated with soil and snow and parts were
severely damaged. They were able to save the tip and
about two the most important part so they were able
to reattach the tip and two centimeters of the shafts.

Speaker 3 (01:15:58):
Oh, he turned the Come on, I thought you were
depressed before. That's what I'm saying.

Speaker 8 (01:16:04):
That's no comfort when they're like, did were able to
put it back on? Well, you had the presence of
mind to chop it, to dice it. There's only so
much we could do. And then, of course he experienced complications.
He had superficial necrosis, so he developed dead.

Speaker 3 (01:16:27):
Skin on the tip.

Speaker 8 (01:16:30):
But then that healed once I got some blood flow
in there. And they said, remarkably, he was able to
regain some erectile function within a few months, though the
journal points out that the overall length was significantly reduced. Yeah,
so he's neither a grower nor a shower now, but

(01:16:52):
he was able to eventually urinate normally. But they said,
this is the first case of documents psilocybin induced self amputation,
and so it gives these people something to study. They go,
all right, well, you know, listen, people who have it's

(01:17:13):
not unprecedented to people who have psychotic episodes engage in
some self mutilation.

Speaker 3 (01:17:19):
But they threw in the variable. The mushrooms here.

Speaker 8 (01:17:24):
A lot of times people who are having psychotic episodes,
if they're going to mutilate themselves, it's genitally eccentric, and
what a terrible way to go.

Speaker 3 (01:17:35):
You've done it to yourself. You didn't get.

Speaker 8 (01:17:38):
Bobbited by a disgruntled lover. You did it to yourself.
You played yourself play and that's got to go down hard.
If you're pardon the punt, it's it'd.

Speaker 3 (01:17:52):
Be tough for you. Speaking of mushroom penis Donald Trump?

Speaker 8 (01:18:01):
What someone has a I'm just stormy Daniel said it
like a big old mushroom cap. Somebody has erected a
forty three foot naked Trump statue just outside of Las Vegas.
I got this from one of our bureau chiefs. Out
there right over inter State fifteen on the way to Utah.
This giant what looks like paper mache. I don't know

(01:18:24):
what it's made of, but it's out there on the
interstate and people all around Las Vegas are.

Speaker 3 (01:18:32):
Flocking to see it. I have to imagine the local
news coverage will censor it.

Speaker 9 (01:18:36):
Well, President starting a political conversation off I fifteen or
for Las Vegas.

Speaker 8 (01:18:40):
Well, how they always frame it is it's starting a
political conversation.

Speaker 3 (01:18:43):
I'm sure that's what they were going for.

Speaker 8 (01:18:44):
It was a conversation, a well reasoned dialogue between two opposing.

Speaker 9 (01:18:49):
It's a giant nude marionette of Trump. As Ambar Rodriguez
learned who put it there, she also learned why.

Speaker 6 (01:18:58):
Murray.

Speaker 19 (01:18:58):
It has been car after car with people trying to
get a look of the art installation of former President
Trump themselves.

Speaker 8 (01:19:06):
Well.

Speaker 19 (01:19:06):
News three was contacted by a spokesperson for the artist,
who wants to remain anonymous, but did shares.

Speaker 8 (01:19:13):
The artist wants to remain anonymous so she doesn't get
killed by people driving by.

Speaker 19 (01:19:17):
Now they tell us k the piece is titled crooked
and obscene.

Speaker 8 (01:19:21):
It is probably crooked, ma'am, probably crooked. Reporter crooked to
end obscene, This.

Speaker 19 (01:19:29):
Is titled crooked and obscene. It is forty three feet tall,
ten feet wide. Marionette weighs six thousand pounds. It is
made out of foam over rebart. The artist spokesperson tells
me the purpose is to take.

Speaker 3 (01:19:43):
Six thousand pounds. That's way more than that.

Speaker 8 (01:19:46):
Wow.

Speaker 3 (01:19:47):
Foam and rebar.

Speaker 19 (01:19:48):
Conversations and it sure has already with the images of
the marionette going viral, when.

Speaker 1 (01:19:54):
I was pulling out, I looked over and I saw
something hanging and looked like Donald Trump. So I had
to come over and get closer to see what it was.
And it is Donald Trump. If you you know, know
the Trump hair, you you can tell that's the that's
what they were trying to do. So good job, really
nailed the hair.

Speaker 3 (01:20:14):
There's no texting something about Trump or you know.

Speaker 20 (01:20:17):
Of course it's a bit weird, maybe that he's new,
but it's also interesting to see. I mean, it's it's
a way of yeah, portraying him, I guess, but I
think it's it's an interesting piece of art.

Speaker 1 (01:20:29):
Is it a political statement or I don't know what
it is, but hey, Vegas, anything will happens.

Speaker 8 (01:20:40):
It I like this girl who seems terrified to be
on television for the very first time. But okay, so
maybe they made it without genitalia then, because it looks
like maybe it's just it's all flabby and foldy, but
maybe there's nothing there in the middle, crooked ad obscene.
She called it forty three feet tall. Anyway, thank you
in our Vegas bureau chiefs at me that, but just

(01:21:02):
get it, you know, because it's kind of hanging from
a crane. There a Marionette version.

Speaker 9 (01:21:08):
It's like, so gross because he probably looks like that.

Speaker 3 (01:21:12):
Dude, That's what I'm saying.

Speaker 8 (01:21:13):
I mean, he's flabby, and you know, now to hear
him tell it, he has the most beautiful body anyone's
ever seen.

Speaker 3 (01:21:20):
So I don't know.

Speaker 8 (01:21:21):
I've never seen him naked. I can only go by
what seems to be his body and what people who
have seen him naked have described it as. And it
didn't seem like good reviews of course, some people calling
it disgusting and Unamerican, and other people saying that it

(01:21:41):
is funny. Oh we got a mar react, don't we. Oh,
come on, it's a good one too. A doozy is
a great way to put it. We got a mar react.
We haven't done one of these in a while. We're
doing it now. We can do it now, all right,
hold on, let me send it to her. Okay, I
why oh gonna hate this too?

Speaker 3 (01:22:01):
Well for me?

Speaker 8 (01:22:02):
Right, but you don't have a show tonight, so you
don't have to what So I'm sure it's pew. The
last one wasn't. Last one was toes right. It was
somebody getting like a very aggressive pedicure.

Speaker 3 (01:22:17):
What did we do last night? They were pulling out
they were pulling the larva from somebody's ear or something.

Speaker 9 (01:22:22):
Yeah, where am I looking for?

Speaker 3 (01:22:23):
Whatever you're saying, I'm texting it to you. But things
are slow, okaya, Oh that goes? Okay, here comes.

Speaker 8 (01:22:31):
Things are very slow today. Some people don't have cell service. Yeah,
depending on their carrier.

Speaker 3 (01:22:37):
Yeah.

Speaker 8 (01:22:37):
I haven't had any issues. But we had one of
our colleagues come in here earlier and he hasn't been
able to get get.

Speaker 11 (01:22:43):
Get her lined up because you've got to make it
so that you can see her. And okay, let me
do this here, so let me put her on camera. Yeah,
take that and there we go.

Speaker 3 (01:22:55):
Now, I don't know that people are going to see
it very well out here. I'm gonna come over here.

Speaker 8 (01:23:02):
We can take okay, Oh, there we go, beautiful, and
then we put this one yep up there.

Speaker 3 (01:23:13):
This is the magic of videography Maryland yep. And then
we're going to put over top of it.

Speaker 9 (01:23:22):
This is intriguing, so exciting.

Speaker 3 (01:23:26):
Huh now this is uh. I guess a guy who
maybe does dares or something, bet you won't eat a
ballute egg?

Speaker 4 (01:23:33):
Right?

Speaker 8 (01:23:34):
Is this the thing from the Philippines. It's a it's
a bird in there, right, and but it's a delicacy.

Speaker 3 (01:23:38):
But it's like a yeah, it's like an age.

Speaker 9 (01:23:41):
There you go, nineteen day aged bird. It's dead or
it's alive.

Speaker 3 (01:23:46):
It is eaten of these ball eggs. It's a dead bird, right,
it's yeah, but it's got a bird in it. It
has a bird in it.

Speaker 8 (01:23:54):
Yes, it's like half egg half bird. Yeap, half egg
half bird. And it's a delicacy.

Speaker 5 (01:23:59):
Yeah.

Speaker 8 (01:23:59):
I would eat it all the time, but for people
who don't live there and aren't used to it, it's
less a delicacy and more of a dare.

Speaker 3 (01:24:06):
Yeah, and so that's what this guy is doing. So
I won five or six times.

Speaker 6 (01:24:13):
Oh you have?

Speaker 8 (01:24:13):
Yeah, And when does it taste what does it taste like?
This taste like why we think I would It.

Speaker 3 (01:24:18):
Tastes like a chicken. Tastes like chicken. Well, it tastes
like poultry, but you're eating the claws.

Speaker 11 (01:24:23):
And but the way that he does it is not
the way that I would do because like when I
would do it, there would still be like part of
like like you eat it out of the egg and
you wouldn't see it as much, and I would like
you drink the juice first.

Speaker 9 (01:24:37):
I already feel throat. Okay, give me a three two one.

Speaker 8 (01:24:42):
Alright, I'll give you a three two one? Is that
all coming from that very bland looking? What am I
hearing for you to?

Speaker 4 (01:24:54):
Like?

Speaker 6 (01:24:54):
Start?

Speaker 3 (01:24:55):
I don't know you got something else playing? You got
something else?

Speaker 8 (01:24:58):
Yeah?

Speaker 9 (01:24:58):
I think so, I do something about jokes?

Speaker 3 (01:25:02):
Something else is playing? Well, hold on, just I don't
have anything else playing? All right, start it over? Okay, okay,
I think all right, Okay, go back to the there.
You won't need a believe egg. You know who I am, kid?

(01:25:24):
I you need a bucket? Why so he pre pukes?
Is that what's going on?

Speaker 11 (01:25:32):
Dude?

Speaker 9 (01:25:33):
Come on, man, I can't keep looking at this. This
is literally gonna make me. I'm not watching it. I'm
not finishing it.

Speaker 3 (01:25:41):
I don't care how long I'll show it to everybody else?

Speaker 9 (01:25:45):
Right, legitimately legitimate? I can't.

Speaker 3 (01:25:51):
Okay, that's fair. Hold on, you got I gotta bring
her back at some point too. Yeah, Okay, I'm not watching.
Will you listen to it? Okay? So there she is.
Let me get the other guy. Okay, close that I
was close. Give me a give me a sack and

(01:26:14):
he puts the bird. He spits it right back out.
This got me pretty bad, that's a yeah.

Speaker 8 (01:26:27):
So it's like a soft, tiny bird that yeah, is
there any is there any way to just let it
slide down your throat or the way he is that
bucket of okay, anyway he lost it in his bucket

(01:26:49):
of sick was how he put it there?

Speaker 3 (01:26:52):
And uh, okay, all right, so we listen.

Speaker 10 (01:26:55):
Understandably had to bail out of that one throwing up water.
Discussed the bail out of that one. But yeah, that's
good watching this.

Speaker 9 (01:27:08):
Like people are watching this and enjoying it, like this
is fun for them.

Speaker 3 (01:27:12):
Well, not everybody has a visceral reaction to other like
that doesn't bother me.

Speaker 9 (01:27:15):
Watching someone throw up is entertainment.

Speaker 3 (01:27:18):
Entertainment.

Speaker 8 (01:27:18):
I'm just saying, not everybody's gonna have a visceral reaction
to watching somebody bys I just thought, I said, this
is a good.

Speaker 9 (01:27:26):
Gross dude, I can't even make it. I didn't even
make it. What ten seconds?

Speaker 10 (01:27:29):
I understood looking up so much water because I think
I think out of him.

Speaker 8 (01:27:35):
I don't know, he's probably a soccer hool again and
that's mostly beer. He probably had to get himself out.

Speaker 11 (01:27:41):
He was very grossed out by it, so he was
just like just the idea of it was really making
a puke so so gross, dude.

Speaker 3 (01:27:50):
That's why we don't do it very often.

Speaker 9 (01:27:53):
Right, freaking salad right here? What is delicate about it?
Why is it considered like the delicacy?

Speaker 8 (01:28:00):
Well, just because it's I mean it's probably not to
the people who live there, but for people who are
like travelers and things.

Speaker 11 (01:28:06):
Well, so I don't think it was like a delicacy.
It was just more like a snack food. But it's
high in protein, and they're cheap and they're easy to make.
So people would walk around with a basket of them
and they keep them warm all day and they'd be like.

Speaker 3 (01:28:20):
Hey, I sell ballute, you want a balute? How do
they determine?

Speaker 8 (01:28:24):
Like, obviously, when we're having eggs, it's all yoke, yeah, right,
it doesn't get to that.

Speaker 11 (01:28:30):
They got fertilized eggs and they wait like seventeen or
eighteen days and then they harvest them and then cook them.

Speaker 3 (01:28:39):
It's a full burn, yeah, because it's in that liquid. Right,
So it's all going to.

Speaker 5 (01:28:42):
Be, is it?

Speaker 4 (01:28:43):
So?

Speaker 14 (01:28:44):
Is it so chee.

Speaker 3 (01:28:46):
No, it's not that chew at all. It's like eating
a piece of chicken like it's.

Speaker 11 (01:28:52):
But like the way I would do it, like you
take the shell, you crack the top, you drink the juice,
then you pull it off and then just pop the
whole thing in your mouth and chew.

Speaker 8 (01:28:58):
It so you weren't really looking at it, kind of
like an oyster. Let it slide down your hair, Let
me still chew it. Yeah, but you get like you'd
have to discuss you have to chew the bird.

Speaker 17 (01:29:07):
Mary.

Speaker 11 (01:29:08):
This is a lot of stuff that I could do
when I was in my twenties that I don't think
I could eat that now.

Speaker 8 (01:29:13):
Like how I went back to the Philippines, you couldn't
do it. No, Oh really you think you could eat that?

Speaker 20 (01:29:18):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (01:29:19):
Oh, I have no idea. I'm just saying since he's
the only one with expertise in doing it.

Speaker 11 (01:29:23):
A lot of the stuff I did then was because
I was trying to like show off or like like
endear myself to the people there, and I was like, hey,
I could do that.

Speaker 3 (01:29:32):
I could now I don't think I could.

Speaker 5 (01:29:36):
No.

Speaker 3 (01:29:37):
Hugely, a wild fire evacuates.

Speaker 11 (01:29:41):
You'd prepare for a hurricane, but there's no escaping this disaster.

Speaker 3 (01:29:46):
It's one of the worst disasters that I've seen in
my career.

Speaker 1 (01:29:49):
Allen Cox Show, I'm one hundred point seven tom.

Speaker 3 (01:29:54):
Straight of a hurricane. Come around. There the wada a
dalla's data. She's hoss go this is me.

Speaker 7 (01:30:07):
But nobody it takes a lot of water to pass
away New Orleans.

Speaker 8 (01:30:15):
You know, nobody thinks that if you're living in Appalachia,
if you're living in you know, mountain towns, that you're
gonna get washed out from a hurricane. Asheville, North Carolina,
is three hundred miles from the nearest coastline and they're
at about twenty one hundred feet and they just got hammered.

(01:30:35):
We have family who live in Asheville. My wife was
at she was in Michigan for a wedding. Another one
of her cousins got married this weekend and her aunt
and uncle live in Ashville, and they were like, we
can't get back to our house because the roads are
washed out. And I mean, they're like way up on
a hill. So I think their house itself is okay,

(01:30:56):
but they're like, we can't get back to our house.
And it's we got a big, long email from our
CEO this morning about all of the iHeartMedia markets that
have been hammered by this hurricane and how a lot
of those people at these radio stations were in this

(01:31:18):
I mean they were doing their jobs, obviously, but essentially
stuck in these studios. The one part of that, did
you read this email, big long email?

Speaker 3 (01:31:25):
I thought it was just telling people to do the content,
think the the ethics.

Speaker 8 (01:31:37):
No, it was it was about iHeart markets during Hurricane Helene.
And one of them talking about Ashville was one of
the markets that was hardest hit. And they're talking about
how the engineers had to hike to the studio with
satellite gear to get the radio stations back on the
air and backpacking in food and dialysis supplies for people

(01:31:58):
who are on the air. Imagine that they're like, yeah,
I need uh, I'm a dialysis patient to ensure that
they can keep broadcasting. So yeah, I mean that's part
of we've had these conversations. You know, if something was
happening when we stay and you know, we're in at
a news station, but I mean, where the hell are
you gonna go? So a lot of cities I mean

(01:32:21):
all the way up here, not all the way to Cleveland,
but I mean to the edges of Columbus. I had
somebody left me a message. They went all the way
to Hawking Hills and their cabin had no power.

Speaker 3 (01:32:38):
Hi, guys hate the show.

Speaker 18 (01:32:41):
So I hate to complain about this, with all the
stuff that's going on in the other states and all
the devastation happening, but here we go.

Speaker 3 (01:32:50):
Went down to hawking.

Speaker 8 (01:32:53):
I hate to complain about this, but buckle up because
here here comes my complaint.

Speaker 18 (01:32:59):
All this stuff that's going on in the other states
and all the devastation happening. But went down to Hawking
Hills for my ten year anniversary. Showed up at the
cabin and bfe no electric turn around, came all the
way back home to Youngstown, no refund.

Speaker 3 (01:33:17):
It was horrible.

Speaker 8 (01:33:19):
Yeah, I do thank you. I know no thing about that.
But okay, so that was that sucks. That wasn't her cabin,
That was a cabin machine.

Speaker 5 (01:33:26):
Un that.

Speaker 3 (01:33:26):
That's a bummer. Correct, Yes, yeah, you've done that.

Speaker 8 (01:33:30):
But Ashville and we got to when when it first
hit Landfall, we were getting texts from listeners in East
Tennessee on Friday that were like, yeah, I forty is
like washed out that goes all the way into North Carolina.
So like Ashville is kind of isolated, like people don't
have cell service, they don't have power, and a lot
of these cities are in the same situation. They had

(01:33:52):
thirty people die in the same county where Ashville is.
They're pulling people off a rooftops. And again, you know,
you'll notice fewer and fewer of these storms are being
described as a once in a lifetime storm because quite frankly,
they're just happening more frequently. So the whole like once

(01:34:12):
in a they used to say, the once in a
century storm is coming through, except they ain't once in
a century anymore. Is it getting worse and worse, especially if,
like I said, Ashville's three hundred miles from the coast
and it's a mountaintown essentially, But the rain, I mean,
we get the rain obviously up here and not much

(01:34:33):
at that, but farther south, Man, a lot of these
cities just got hammered. And so yeah, we have relatives
that are like, we don't we can't get back to
our house in Asheville. We're not sure you know how
long we got to hang out. Seven hundred thousand people
have no power in North Carolina, no cell service. That's

(01:34:54):
the other thing too. You know, I always tell people
I'm like a good thing to invest in. You can
as a satellite phone because those will work. You want
to sell service down here, You get a sat phone,
you know, throw in your bug out bag or something,
and because make sure it's charged, you charge it up.

Speaker 3 (01:35:14):
Yeap.

Speaker 8 (01:35:15):
And this is a you know when companies that make
generators sell them. But they had a lot of people
die from this storm.

Speaker 3 (01:35:28):
Yeah, that's real sad.

Speaker 11 (01:35:29):
And yeah, just seeing people getting rescued from helicopters and
like houses flowing down the streets.

Speaker 3 (01:35:37):
It's crazy.

Speaker 8 (01:35:38):
Well, years ago, I've mentioned it before talking about drinking
on campus, but years ago, when my wife's cousin went
to Appalachia State in Boone at North Carolina, we visited
them there some years ago and you know, hung out whatever,
it's fine. Well, there was a picture of a kid
who was in a ground floor dorm room at Appleatch

(01:36:01):
Estate and it's fully flooded, like he's on an inner
tube and the water obviously you can imagine.

Speaker 3 (01:36:06):
What the water looks like. It's just brown and gross.

Speaker 8 (01:36:10):
And you know, so probably improved the average dude's dorm room,
but he's just in a floating in the middle of
his dorm room on top of the water. So yeah,
a lot of these like roads and bridges washed away, and.

Speaker 9 (01:36:26):
One hundred and nineteen people did.

Speaker 3 (01:36:28):
Yeah, it's insane.

Speaker 8 (01:36:30):
So yeah, these kinds of storms are just going to
get more frequent. This is still a really you know,
it went from a category one to a category four
I think before it hit Landfall, the most significant natural
disaster any one of us has ever seen, they said.
And obviously in these Appalachian mountain towns, they don't expect,

(01:36:51):
you know, they prepare, but they don't think it's going
to be like this. They're at a higher elevation, and
a lot of these people have just kind of gotten
back from their house flooding the last time. They're like, yeah,
we our dog floated away or the house on the
corner floated away. Ninety one As of this morning, they

(01:37:17):
said that the official death toll was ninety one throughout
the number of states.

Speaker 9 (01:37:22):
But oh, so where am I. It's Helene, right, Hurricane Helen.
You Yeah, this says on like seven or eight different ones.
One hundred and nineteen.

Speaker 3 (01:37:32):
Yeah, it might be. It might be there now. I
mean this was they said ninety one, five minutes ago,
ninety one.

Speaker 8 (01:37:37):
On Monday morning. They have probably been found more since then. Yeah, yeah,
CNN fifty five of them were in the Carolinas.

Speaker 9 (01:37:45):
What it's like you were saying, how you're over the
snow and you want to move away from the snow.
But I feel like the snow is the least of
our problem.

Speaker 3 (01:37:54):
No, I understand, I get it.

Speaker 9 (01:37:56):
Like everywhere else, it's such men, it will kill you.

Speaker 8 (01:37:59):
Yes, that's me merely complaining from a comfort standpoint. Sure,
that is the smallest complain anyone could have. Right, I'm
not you know, I'm not in danger of freezing to
death under normal circumstances.

Speaker 3 (01:38:13):
But yeah, people that are like, oh, my house flooded or.

Speaker 8 (01:38:17):
Alan, my phone is working, my husband's is not convincing
him that I am somehow not responsible for that has
been very difficult.

Speaker 3 (01:38:23):
What is that mean? Did I'm not responsible for that? Yeah?

Speaker 8 (01:38:30):
No. One of our colleagues here was like, I haven't
had service since this morning.

Speaker 3 (01:38:33):
I'm like, well, I have a different carrier and I've
been just fine.

Speaker 9 (01:38:38):
All of my technology is just taking longer. Today feels
like but I was just reading where is this on NPR.
It said that a tiny town that was destroyed can
is going to mess up the tech industry because they
have like the largest America's only source of high purity courts,
which goes into computer chips and semiconductors and stuff.

Speaker 8 (01:39:00):
Oh yeah, and on top of this, there's like an
the International long Shoreman's Union or something is going on strike.
So they're like, so prices are gonna go up and
there's gonna be empty shelves.

Speaker 9 (01:39:12):
And it's a city called spruce Pine.

Speaker 3 (01:39:16):
Spruce is that in the Carolinas.

Speaker 9 (01:39:18):
It does just as Appalachia.

Speaker 3 (01:39:20):
Spruce Pine just got hit by Helene. Oh there it is.

Speaker 8 (01:39:22):
The fallout can massively disrupt the tech industry. Yeah, there's
a dune, n it dune Spruce Pine population twenty one
ninety four.

Speaker 9 (01:39:34):
Yeah, you can't produce semiconductors without the quartz that's there
and they're all underwater.

Speaker 3 (01:39:38):
Oh oh yeah, yeah.

Speaker 8 (01:39:42):
Well that's the thing is like there's these domino effects
and it's the law of unintended consequences. Right, there's a
billion things that we don't know about or are unaware
of and because there's so many things that we don't know.
That's how it's so easy for people who don't want
to admit they don't know anything to spin this into

(01:40:04):
something else. This will turn into Hurricane Helene will turn
in well for the people who already don't think that
DARPA created the hurricane to you know, flood red states
so they couldn't vote.

Speaker 3 (01:40:18):
Seen that online too, Yeah.

Speaker 8 (01:40:20):
Because there's never they never ever get extreme weather in
the American Southeast. But something like this will turn into what,
let's play conspiracy roulette. Flooding and being unable to access
America's sole source of high purity courts will morph into

(01:40:43):
Bill Gates and Elon musk are trying to.

Speaker 3 (01:40:50):
Be what's that Gates?

Speaker 8 (01:40:55):
Oh, we know they wouldn't be on the same team,
but plenty of people probably imagine those guys teaming up
for something techniques.

Speaker 3 (01:41:04):
I think they would. Would they put.

Speaker 11 (01:41:08):
Bill Gates and the liberal tech elites, whereas Elon is
the conservative tech elite.

Speaker 9 (01:41:13):
Okay, so conservative, he's fighting for them. Elon's out there
in a canoe trying to get the.

Speaker 8 (01:41:18):
Quarts for everyone in a canoe. He's out there with
a canoe in a shovel. Spruce Pine got two feet
of rain, causing the North Toe River to flood, devastating
the downtown area. Oh, the little town of Spruce Pine.
And now they can't get that quartz. The other major

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supplier is in Antwerp in the Netherlands.

Speaker 3 (01:41:48):
Well, there you go. Who knows what this will? And
what do we use quarts for? Like watches?

Speaker 9 (01:41:54):
No, it says it's for Yeah, you're right.

Speaker 5 (01:42:00):
And.

Speaker 8 (01:42:02):
She's trying to give me like a good coajin answer. Yeah,
semiconductors are the brains of every computer chip enabled device.
Companies need plenty of equipment that can withstand extraordinarily high
heat and be kept absolutely clean. And that is pure quartz.
One material fits the bill. So we'll see. Well, we're

(01:42:28):
living in interesting times.

Speaker 9 (01:42:30):
So the cell phones are going down, No one can
everybody's flooded. Maybe this is revelations, dude, Maybe this is
the book. This is the end of the book.

Speaker 3 (01:42:40):
We're all on our way out, or we just destroyed
the planet. Yeah, but that means more, which is more.

Speaker 9 (01:42:47):
Likely the anti crisis here Trump. Yeah, there's a guy
on TikTok who went virals saying that he uh, he's
like an uh, not recovering, but recovering evangelical. And he's like,
the more I hear about Trump, the more I am
convinced that he's the Antichrist. I'm he's like going through
all these like Bible verses and stuff like that, but

(01:43:07):
he's not an evangelical anymore.

Speaker 3 (01:43:08):
Well, it doesn't sound like he's recovered.

Speaker 9 (01:43:10):
No, he's saying like, I grew up believing that this
would eventually happen, and now everything Donald Trump is doing
the Antichrist that he's like, this is the beginning of
the end of the world, and this guy was sent
here for that.

Speaker 3 (01:43:26):
I see.

Speaker 8 (01:43:28):
Well, I would have to think that if the Antichrist
wouldn't be at the mercy of natural disasters, Antichrist could
just go if you believe in that stuff, go snap
and the world's on fire right. Well, sure, And if
you believe in the Antichrist, it means you believe in

(01:43:48):
the pro Christ.

Speaker 3 (01:43:50):
And why didn't he just come down to go snap?

Speaker 8 (01:43:53):
Everything's fine after it gets all bad?

Speaker 18 (01:43:58):
Ah?

Speaker 8 (01:43:58):
I see, but I but biblical scholars will point to
people who believe that God said he would never again
flood the world, not.

Speaker 11 (01:44:07):
All the way. Oh you want to flood at all.
He wouldn't kill all A little whole bit of flooding,
do a whole flooding.

Speaker 3 (01:44:17):
I see.

Speaker 9 (01:44:18):
I don't know if the Antichrist has powers, but this
is just him saying like I'm here, I'm the second
coming of God, Like I'm the one that got sent
down before Jesus comes back. Believe in me, follow me.

Speaker 3 (01:44:34):
Huh.

Speaker 9 (01:44:34):
But he's really a bad guy, all.

Speaker 8 (01:44:36):
Right, Which I don't believe in anybody. You don't believe
in anybody? Yeah, all right, Well maybe you're onto something.

Speaker 3 (01:44:45):
I don't know.

Speaker 9 (01:44:46):
I mean, it's not me, it's what this guy said.

Speaker 3 (01:44:48):
What that guy they're recovering evangelical?

Speaker 5 (01:44:52):
Yeah?

Speaker 9 (01:45:02):
Oh is this satan?

Speaker 4 (01:45:06):
No?

Speaker 8 (01:45:07):
Oh?

Speaker 3 (01:45:08):
Who's this?

Speaker 5 (01:45:09):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (01:45:09):
It's And do you want to see a video the
guy trying to eat my loop?

Speaker 6 (01:45:13):
Oh?

Speaker 12 (01:45:13):
I saw that.

Speaker 5 (01:45:14):
I couldn't. I couldn't even handle more than a couple
of seconds.

Speaker 9 (01:45:18):
I know, I was vomiting all over myself, saying I
started to almost throw up.

Speaker 6 (01:45:22):
To oh you too.

Speaker 2 (01:45:24):
Oh.

Speaker 5 (01:45:24):
I was like.

Speaker 6 (01:45:27):
It's terrible.

Speaker 5 (01:45:28):
No, I couldn't handle it. I've seen a lot of awful,
terrible things, but trying to choke down a baby bird
numb things. Anyway, I just want to check in with you, guys.
I had nothing to do with this blood.

Speaker 3 (01:45:43):
You didn't who you didn't do this food because of
gay marriage.

Speaker 9 (01:45:48):
He loves gay marriage, way in a gay marriage.

Speaker 6 (01:45:51):
I have a husband. I'm an ally.

Speaker 9 (01:45:54):
Is your husband, Jim?

Speaker 5 (01:45:57):
Oh No, he didn't want to take my so I
took his baby. So now they call me Satan Franklin.

Speaker 6 (01:46:14):
Well, you know we're a modern couple.

Speaker 5 (01:46:17):
I said, well, I'll take your name. He did want
to take my name. My name is unpronounceable to human lips,
and I like his human lips.

Speaker 9 (01:46:28):
When this guy on TikTok says that Donald Trump is
the Antichrist, you know they say Jesus Christ is God
in the flesh and Antichrist is Satan in the flesh.
Did you send him here for that?

Speaker 5 (01:46:38):
I don't know who you're talking about.

Speaker 9 (01:46:40):
Donald Trump. Never heard of him, so you're not responsible
for him at all.

Speaker 6 (01:46:45):
No, I sent Eric.

Speaker 9 (01:46:48):
Eric Trump.

Speaker 6 (01:46:49):
Yeah, I said Trump.

Speaker 9 (01:46:51):
He said his son, but not him.

Speaker 5 (01:46:53):
Well, listen, this whole thing is based on the son right,
the son of Don, the son of the devil, had
the I can.

Speaker 6 (01:47:00):
Only deal with the sons. I don't get to deal
with the dads.

Speaker 5 (01:47:04):
So besides, me and Jim are looking to adopt, so
we're mostly focused on songs right now. No, I don't
know who the other guy is.

Speaker 9 (01:47:13):
I only know Eric is Fanchrist.

Speaker 5 (01:47:17):
That guy is a low and I'll tell you one
I wish I had. I wish I had never had
anything to do with that guy. But and heeds some
funding quickly. He needs some capital, and he came through.
But I just want to let you guys know, keep
my name out your damn mouth.

Speaker 3 (01:47:36):
Say in Franklin, Franklin, Franklin.

Speaker 5 (01:47:40):
I'm not Beetlejuice, Bill, Bill, is it? I'm not Beetlejuice.

Speaker 3 (01:47:45):
All these years, I still don't know my name. I'm
Satan Franklin.

Speaker 6 (01:47:49):
That's right. And uh it's it's terrible what's happening up there.
But I had nothing to do with it, So just
leave me out of it, okay.

Speaker 8 (01:48:00):
Uh.

Speaker 5 (01:48:00):
Yeah, that's why I'm working out.

Speaker 6 (01:48:02):
I will be destroying all the waffle houses.

Speaker 3 (01:48:06):
That's why I don't do that.

Speaker 11 (01:48:08):
Yeah, sorry, I gotta that's where people that fight at
football games train.

Speaker 6 (01:48:12):
I have an image to hoole, and so I'm closing
all the.

Speaker 5 (01:48:16):
Waffle houses, Tim and I. Tim and I have to
go meet with the adoption agents.

Speaker 14 (01:48:26):
It's not every day you hear him complain about something.

Speaker 3 (01:48:31):
Wait, yes it is, Oh God on one hundred point
seven W M M.

Speaker 8 (01:48:37):
S three five one nine two. I want to send

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a text on our YouTube channel if you want to
watch the show live all right, against I love those guys.
Mary thinks they chat too much.

Speaker 9 (01:49:38):
Love the music. Stop talking so much right in between songs.

Speaker 3 (01:49:41):
We've got a lot to say.

Speaker 9 (01:49:43):
Severely disappointed in look like they sounded great live. The
only thing I didn't like was the seven minute dialogue
between each song.

Speaker 3 (01:49:50):
Which, like you even like.

Speaker 11 (01:49:51):
If it was just once they did seven minutes, that's fine,
But the fact that it is between every single song.

Speaker 9 (01:49:57):
I'm not exaggerating when I think they did less than
ten songs in two hours. It was like, your songs
are only three and a half minutes long.

Speaker 8 (01:50:04):
I was going to say, it's like a band starting
out when they don't have that much music and they're
patting it with chatting. They're too far into be doing that.
Well maybe they, I don't know. Maybe they have gotten
feedback from people since then, similar to yours, like hey man,

(01:50:26):
let's talking more rocking.

Speaker 3 (01:50:27):
Whatever it is.

Speaker 8 (01:50:29):
Your Cleveland Guardians had to cancel their regular season finale
yesterday against the Houston Astros. So we will find out
who they are going to play, and we're going to
find out, well we know when they're going to play them.
We don't have times and we don't have the other team.
But the playoffs will begin on Saturday, and you will

(01:50:49):
hear the games here on MMS. Saturday's Game one, Game
two is going to be one week from today, both
of those here at home. And then they'll play the
ninth as an AA game and of the tenth and
twelfth if they need them. So playoffs from your Cleveland
Guardians will be get on Saturday. Today is the very
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Speaker 3 (01:51:27):
At cele Clothing Company.

Speaker 8 (01:51:29):
Speaking of storms coming through, I hope the irony is
not lost on people. The Ohio Renaissance Fair had to
be closed due to a power outage. I mean, shouldn't
that be You're doing the Renaissance fair. I mean that
I was thinking you more appropriately. Yes, it make it
more realistic. I mean people, I know people want to

(01:51:52):
like play dress up and have fun.

Speaker 3 (01:51:54):
I get it.

Speaker 8 (01:51:54):
But down in Harvey'sburg, Ohio, is where they had this
town that's essentially equidistant between Dayton and Cincinnati, and a
lot of people were bummed out because there were so
many power outages in that area, they had to close
down the Ohio Renaissance Festival, and.

Speaker 3 (01:52:19):
So people were really bummed out about that.

Speaker 8 (01:52:21):
But I was like, but this would be the perfect
opportunity to really make it realistic.

Speaker 3 (01:52:28):
No power.

Speaker 9 (01:52:29):
But then they can't take credit cards for the things
they're buying.

Speaker 8 (01:52:32):
Oh I thought they just took I figured people paid
in like do balloons or something that's pirates not Renaissance.
Were they using what was money in Renaissance? Tome chickens,
chickens and goats?

Speaker 5 (01:52:44):
That was.

Speaker 11 (01:52:46):
I fe like they used Farthings, did they? If I
remember the animated robin Hood correctly? Okay, there was Farthings
animated Robinhood Okay.

Speaker 3 (01:52:58):
Where they was like a fox or something, all right,
but that was British money. Like what were we using?
We weren't here? Oh, that's right. We were here, right,
we were still over there.

Speaker 9 (01:53:13):
Oh yeah, what gold, silver and billion billion, billion billion
is chicken b I L l O villain villain villain.

Speaker 3 (01:53:29):
Alloy used for coinage. Okay, villain all right, silver billain AnyWho.

Speaker 8 (01:53:39):
I hope that if you're down that way, you can
easily pivot to the Waynesville Souer Kraut Festival, which is
coming up. You might have been screwed by the Ohio
Renfest having a shut down, but in nearby Waynesville, it's
amazing what people can turn into a festival.

Speaker 3 (01:53:58):
That's all I'll say.

Speaker 8 (01:54:00):
You know, they had Picklefest here in Cleveland a couple
of weekends ago, and God blessed them too. The Waynesville
Sour Krout Festival in Waynesville, Ohio four hundred and sixty
vendors from twenty five states. I guess if you're in
the crowd game, or the cabbage game, or the vinegar game,

(01:54:23):
this is your world Series, this is your super Bowl,
this is everything all at once. This is when you
really go to shine the rest of your year. You're
preparing for October in Waynesville, Ohio, coming from near and far,
and they've got They don't have their entertainment schedule there yet,

(01:54:45):
but it's their fifty fourth annual sour Krout Festival, and boy,
you just couldn't enjoy that more in historic downtown Waynesville, Ohio.
Because by that time, you figure they won't have to
worry about We're talking the weekend after this next one,

(01:55:08):
they're probably not gonna have to worry about any power
issues there in Waynesville, Ohio. So if you were thwarted
in your attempts to go to that Renfest, maybe pivot
to the Sauerkrawt Festival.

Speaker 3 (01:55:23):
If you listen to us on iHeartRadio, I like to
know where people are.

Speaker 8 (01:55:27):
I heard from a perfect timing rob who just moved
to Star, South Carolina. He's like, Yeah, I just moved
down here and just experienced my first hurricane, all within
the first few days. So that's fun. Eric listens in Longmont, Colorado.
Shelby is up in Butte, Montana. Aaron's in Nashville, Tracy's

(01:55:50):
in Alexandria, Virginia.

Speaker 3 (01:55:52):
Hey man, catching up from the podcast. Your Cajun accent
is an absolute.

Speaker 6 (01:55:58):
Nightmare and Ed is freaking hilarious.

Speaker 5 (01:56:01):
Please keep it coming.

Speaker 8 (01:56:03):
You know we were talking about, Uh, my Cajun accent,
by the way, is awesome. We were talking about what
the hell were we talking? Oh h, Lana del Ray
married the Gator boat guy. She married a Cajun dude.
I got my wife, That's what it was. That's because
point well, that's probably what he sounds like. The guy's

(01:56:23):
from like Louisiana, like way down there. I had a
friend in college who was from Metaie and he didn't
have like a thick accent.

Speaker 3 (01:56:30):
But you could tell what was going on down there.
He'd be like, who's tooking my home brand? That kind
of stuff? Very specific dietary. Oh you got some of
them said this that was to go with Mayan Dewey
and Budin. Yeah, I got on my home brand summertime Sadness. Yeah,

(01:56:54):
oh John hold on, she says in the song right.

Speaker 8 (01:57:01):
Or Coca Cola is a pepsi co who won the
Who won the Soda Wars with Lana del Rey's con
lingis song.

Speaker 3 (01:57:08):
I don't know, I don't know.

Speaker 11 (01:57:10):
I think it's I forgot about Coca Cola. The look
up Summertime Sadness.

Speaker 8 (01:57:14):
Yeah, Lana del Rey cunanny tastes like Coca Cola.

Speaker 3 (01:57:21):
That's one of her songs.

Speaker 8 (01:57:22):
I think, yeah, it's oh Pepsi, it's the first line
of the song. My pee tastes like Pepsi cola. Okay, yeah,
now this guy knows.

Speaker 3 (01:57:33):
That she not lying. Boys. It tasla How am I
going to la a balto rude?

Speaker 8 (01:57:41):
Not on meridal Loana del Rey? So listen, I'm known
far and wide. It's been joked about here, but it's
nonetheless true that I am the man of a thousand
voices and number seven hundred and sixty one is Cajun guy.

Speaker 3 (01:58:00):
And so that's what I conjured up.

Speaker 8 (01:58:03):
We were talking about Lonna del Rey and I wish
those crazy kids nothing but every happiness. We're going to
play a game of ray Adnile and dance a faid
odo all that stuff.

Speaker 3 (01:58:16):
Mary knows.

Speaker 9 (01:58:17):
I know that you sound just like we did a
We did a fanboat tour when we were in La.

Speaker 3 (01:58:21):
Oh yeah you did. That's what they sound like.

Speaker 9 (01:58:23):
I was looking at that guy and I was like,
I think our tour guy's name was Shane. I was like,
maybe this was our tour guy.

Speaker 14 (01:58:28):
Yeah?

Speaker 9 (01:58:28):
Did it say what company he worked for?

Speaker 3 (01:58:30):
He owns his own.

Speaker 8 (01:58:32):
Oh, yeah, who talking about homebred? He say anything about cornbread.
There's a lot of cornbread talked on there. Lana del
Rey and his name's Jeremy something.

Speaker 9 (01:58:42):
Oh, Jeremy.

Speaker 3 (01:58:43):
Yeah, Jeremy Dufrayne is his name.

Speaker 9 (01:58:47):
And he owns his own He doesn't work for a
different company.

Speaker 8 (01:58:50):
I think he owns his own alligator tour guide company
in dais A Laman, Louisiana. Jeremy Fraine.

Speaker 3 (01:59:01):
That's not how you would say that, that city that
he is. Thank you, Yeah, yeah, that's how you'd say it.

Speaker 8 (01:59:12):
And they got married I think on the property, so
they were probably like this as an alligator was her
flower girl?

Speaker 3 (01:59:21):
That's exciting.

Speaker 8 (01:59:24):
Jeremy Dufrain's ex partner in shock after his recent.

Speaker 3 (01:59:28):
Surprise wedding to Lana del Rey. But they said that
his ex was all all about it, she was all happy.
Maybe she was.

Speaker 8 (01:59:39):
Two days after their nuptials, Dufraine's ex lover, Kelly Walsh,
opened up. She said, I'm in shock because we were
engaged for twelve years and he got married after one month. Yeah,
well you were Kelly Welsh and she's Lana del Rey.
What's hard to figure out when you know, you know
man Zax's forty five. They'd been romantically involved when they

(02:00:02):
were teenagers, but then split up and reconnected after he
divorced his wife. This Lna del Rey marriage is his second.

Speaker 5 (02:00:14):
Now.

Speaker 8 (02:00:15):
Of course, the cynical among us will go this will
be done in six months, but we don't know that.
We don't know that at all. And so you know
she wants a wants a manly man. She got one
there and Jeremy Dufraine. I don't know if she'll take

(02:00:35):
his name.

Speaker 3 (02:00:37):
Nana Frame. Would it be del Duframe? It would. It's
a made up name anyway, so she can call herself
whatever she wants.

Speaker 8 (02:00:45):
Her name's Lizzie Grant, but she her obviously her marriage
certificate would say Elizabeth Grant Dufrayne.

Speaker 3 (02:00:54):
I have to think. I don't think she ever legally
changed her name. Is She's just that's a stage name.

Speaker 8 (02:01:02):
They met in twenty nineteen when she was performing in
Louisiana and joined him on one of his boat tours.

Speaker 3 (02:01:10):
And that's a good poll at the boat tour, and
then you get a pop singer wife, Oh my boat.

Speaker 8 (02:01:18):
She immediately took to Instagram to a ghost about his
service and encouraged her followers to book a tour to
see It was smart of him to lasso her because
she's bringing in, you know, business. And then they were
spotted together at some function this past summer, and then

(02:01:40):
they were caught holding hands. Now they're married. The speculation began.
But you know this other woman. She's like, yeah, I
don't think we were engaged for twelve years.

Speaker 4 (02:01:53):
Huh.

Speaker 3 (02:01:54):
I don't think it'll last a year. No, of course not.
But listen, she didn't have any kids. Is there anything?
Maybe she wants a kid. He's got a couple.

Speaker 8 (02:02:05):
And listen, wherever you find love, right, Mary found it
there in a story of Queens with who the lady
known as stand up comedy. Yes, I found she's a
harsh mistress. Well that's where it found you. Yeah, And

(02:02:27):
on the key to a good cage and access to
breathe in and out as if you were talking like
a donkey.

Speaker 3 (02:02:34):
Don't tell me you figured it out. He needs any
tips on the cage and accent.

Speaker 8 (02:02:43):
All under that, that's right, Trifle with me, will yeah,
y'all ornery mange bear and kyote.

Speaker 5 (02:02:53):
M.

Speaker 15 (02:02:54):
Hey, you know what you're I'm gonna clear your name
could bed ass.

Speaker 3 (02:02:59):
Out oh God, this guy's calling me a lot. And
I couldn't love this guy more.

Speaker 8 (02:03:02):
I don't know who he is, but he calls and
leaves me voicemails and just goes on until he's done,
and then hangs out.

Speaker 2 (02:03:08):
Hey, you know what I'm gonna call your name. You're
gonna be big.

Speaker 15 (02:03:11):
Bad ass Alan. You know, Big John, big brother.

Speaker 2 (02:03:15):
I'm a big brother's watching.

Speaker 15 (02:03:16):
You, Big bad ass Alan's watching you. He watches what
you say or otherwise he could put it on broadcast,
you know. And also your other name is Saint Nicholas,
Santa Claus, Santa Claus Alan. You know he sees you
what you're doing. He knows if you're a bad or good,

(02:03:37):
so be good for goodness sake? Or mister Allen, my
broadcast is I hope you broadcastic to Alan?

Speaker 2 (02:03:44):
Okay, big bad John, big.

Speaker 15 (02:03:49):
Bad Alan, Big Alan, Big Alan, Big bad Alan.

Speaker 3 (02:03:59):
I couldn't love this guy more. I don't know who.

Speaker 8 (02:04:01):
At first I thought it was political Joe, but this
guy sounds sober, if not altogether there. He called last
week ill.

Speaker 15 (02:04:10):
And you don't scare me or scare a fly or
anyone on what they say?

Speaker 2 (02:04:14):
What's gonna go on breakfast. I mean, who are you?
Are you gather or something or what?

Speaker 4 (02:04:19):
You know?

Speaker 2 (02:04:20):
You go around talking about that Big Brothers watching it?

Speaker 5 (02:04:22):
You don't.

Speaker 2 (02:04:23):
You don't frighten me at all. You know you can't
scare me one iota. You know you gotta be kidding yourself.
You know who do you think you are?

Speaker 6 (02:04:35):
Mm hmm?

Speaker 3 (02:04:36):
I know who I am. I'm the guy who doesn't
scare that guy, and I think we're all the better
for it. Maybe he's just scary him. What's that?

Speaker 9 (02:04:46):
I wonder what does scare him?

Speaker 8 (02:04:48):
If it's not you a dead on Cajun accent, probably
it's pretty scary. He's scary impressed, is what I meant
to say.

Speaker 3 (02:04:57):
Yeah, I don't know.

Speaker 8 (02:04:58):
Maybe his next mess we'll answer that question. Maybe he's
deliberately leaving us little cliffhangers so that we You know,
that's how you generate interest, is you leave people wanting more,
and I do.

Speaker 3 (02:05:15):
I'm gonna John the hook? What's that scotch on the hook?
Sure does?

Speaker 8 (02:05:19):
He called me big bed, John called me a couple
of different things. I don't scare him at all. Good
I'm trying to scare you.

Speaker 3 (02:05:27):
He keeps his emergency bug out bag in his trunk.

Speaker 14 (02:05:31):
Unfortunately it contains only pez comic books and moist cowls.

Speaker 3 (02:05:37):
The Allen Cox Show on SEVENMMS.

Speaker 8 (02:05:56):
I got more money for you here in about ten minutes,
last keyword of the day for you to grab one
thousand dollars from the buzzard bookie first day back with
That's so plenty of chances for you over the coming
weeks to win some of that money. About thirty past,
just about every hour starts with Rover Dance got him.
I've got him that last one here minutes away. How

(02:06:19):
about those Chicago White Sox making history?

Speaker 3 (02:06:24):
They did it, they were watching them.

Speaker 8 (02:06:27):
They did it, setting the modern era record for losses
in Major League Baseball.

Speaker 3 (02:06:36):
I had nothing to.

Speaker 10 (02:06:37):
Do with it.

Speaker 8 (02:06:37):
I'm merely a booster. I'm merely one of at least
a few dozen people who were behind them from the
very beginning.

Speaker 11 (02:06:49):
One of our customers that came out to the show
on Saturday was wearing a White Sox hat and he
was I was like, hey, making history anything, Hey.

Speaker 3 (02:07:00):
Listen, I'm a glass half full kind of guy. The
only way to go is up.

Speaker 8 (02:07:05):
What though next year is our year, It's going to
be five all over again, baby, we can only get better.

Speaker 3 (02:07:13):
No, what if you say make history again? What if
you lose more games next year? Seems unlikely. It's not impossible,
highly unlikely. I think they can do it.

Speaker 8 (02:07:24):
They lost their one hundred and twenty first game of
the season this past Friday. They lost four to one
to the Detroit Tigers, and so the White Sox.

Speaker 3 (02:07:36):
End the season.

Speaker 8 (02:07:37):
I believe at thirty nine and one twenty they might
have actually lost a few more. I should really look
at that update there, because they those might No, I'm sorry,
they won a couple more. They finished the season at
forty one and one twenty one, so there you go.

(02:07:57):
That's something. But they did set the modern day record
for games lost they beat. They ended up taking two
of three against the Tigers. They beat them four to
nothing on Saturday and then yesterday the last regular season

(02:08:20):
game nine to five. A way to make a living
over those Detroit Tigers. So forty one and one twenty one,
I like. Did they point out that they hold sole
possession of the record. By the way, they don't have
to share it with anyone. They're not tied with anybody.

Speaker 3 (02:08:40):
The modern era.

Speaker 8 (02:08:41):
They consider that going back to nineteen hundred and all
the team could do is lean into it, right. They
stopped pretending a long time ago, theirs social media teams
and their accounts.

Speaker 3 (02:08:53):
They had to play with it.

Speaker 8 (02:08:58):
And coincidentally, that loss is what sent the Tigers into
the postseason.

Speaker 3 (02:09:05):
So you're welcome, Detroit Tigers.

Speaker 8 (02:09:09):
You rode the backs of the White Sox to victory
to October ball.

Speaker 3 (02:09:15):
I don't see anybody pointing that out. You're welcome.

Speaker 8 (02:09:20):
The White Sox were previously tied for the record with
the notorious nineteen sixty two Mets. You know, they got
about halfway through the season and people were like, well,
they suck, but they're never going to be the sixty
two Mets, and they said, hold my beer, and they
surpassed them.

Speaker 3 (02:09:42):
So they are now the new nineteen sixty two Mets.

Speaker 8 (02:09:46):
They finished at forty to one twenty, so we can
only get better next year. Everybody who ends up with
a losing season goes there's always next year. Indians fans
said it for a long time. Fans say it up
the current day. There's always next year. Well, there is
next year, especially since they have said that they're probably

(02:10:09):
not going to change the lineup much at all, And
so I think they can actually lose more games next year.
You think so, I think so, I think I do it. Well,
you know, I think it'll be uh cool, yeah, back
to back. Well, they they had two stretches of fourteen
loss series, fourteen consecutive losses two or three times throughout

(02:10:33):
the season, and then they had an even longer streak
over the All Star break or the kind of bookend
of the All Star break. And they don't have a
great draft pick. So even after all this, they're not
looking at grabbing anybody great because of all the major

(02:10:56):
market lottery rules that they have. So the best they
can do is tenth congratulations. I know there are a
lot of people who a root for the Chicago Cubs.
The Cubs are considered Chicago's baseball team, but they've never
been mine.

Speaker 3 (02:11:15):
Mine have been the White Socks, and so to them,
I say, adieu.

Speaker 8 (02:11:23):
Maybe they could move to Oakland, maybe the city of
Oakland could good good.

Speaker 3 (02:11:32):
Yeah, yeah, so who knows.

Speaker 8 (02:11:37):
But those Cleveland Guardians, boy, they're looking. And I know,
lifelong Clevelanders, you can't. You can never make them happy
with the sports fans because no matter how well the
team does, they'll go, well, they'll find a way to
screw it up. They win, But would you do as
poorly as my team has. Nobody says they're going to

(02:12:00):
find a way to screw it up. They screwed it
up worse than anybody ever could. And so no matter
how badly any other city thinks their team is doing,
they simply aren't the Chicago White Sox. And people point
out to me Stephen Canton. Brown's went one in fifteen
and the very next year they were they were winless.

(02:12:22):
Ye second, yeah, me, the White Sox don't win a
single game next, right, I mean football, you have a
much shorter season. So it's, you know, very unlikely that
the team, the baseball team could do worse. If you
listen to us on iHeartRadio from out of state, tell

(02:12:43):
me where you do that. Jared and Kelly listening Greensburg, Pennsylvania.
Lasha's and Ipsey she's up in Ipsilanti, Michigan. Uh Toby
is in Stuart, Florida. Jason's in Vegas, And we got
a couple of people in the state of Wyoming. Sarah
is in Rawlands, Yeoming, and Scott is in Casper, Wyoming.
And I was reading a thing about how the state

(02:13:04):
of Wyoming is going to make a change to their law.

Speaker 3 (02:13:08):
That will let people run over wolves.

Speaker 8 (02:13:15):
With their You know, in the entire state of Wyoming,
I think there's under a million people, and so there's
more land and animals than people. But there is a
law in that state that allows people to hit animals

(02:13:35):
with their car if they think the animal will be
killed quickly. It's really kind of wobbly, but it's also
is this.

Speaker 3 (02:13:44):
Your way of saying, I want to move to Wyoming.

Speaker 11 (02:13:46):
It's also now that you've got the taste for blood
from killing all these animals with your car, You're like.

Speaker 8 (02:13:51):
Oh, now, and you do some big game hunters with wolves. Yeah, Hey,
they ran out in front of my car. I didn't
swerve to hit them to fix my horn. No, But
there was a local case there in Cheyenne, Wyoming where
a guy hit a wolf with a snowmobile and then
put duct tape around the animal's mouth and brought it

(02:14:13):
into a bar. And everybody flipped out about this because
the thing wasn't dead. He just wanted to make sure
he couldn't bite anybody, and then he brought it a
very wyoming thing to.

Speaker 3 (02:14:24):
Do, so wait to like, show it off, show it off.
That's weird.

Speaker 5 (02:14:29):
And so.

Speaker 8 (02:14:31):
Now they're saying, well, we got to tweak this animal
cruelty law because there are people out there intentionally running
animals over.

Speaker 3 (02:14:39):
But they said that.

Speaker 8 (02:14:42):
You have to make sure that they're probably going to
die quickly, which that a person who hits a wolf
that survives has to use quote all reasonable efforts to
quickly kill it. So you have to wonder if there's
people just out there they're looking for local wildlife to

(02:15:03):
hit with their cars. The bill doesn't specify how a
surviving animal is to be killed after it is struck. So,
my goodness, I don't even know what the analog of
that would be in Ohio deer maybe.

Speaker 3 (02:15:20):
I don't know.

Speaker 8 (02:15:23):
A lot of wolves in the state of Wyoming, and
you know, people aren't particularly sympathetic to them because a
lot of ranchers out there, and these wolves, you know,
can go ham on a lot of guys livestock, and
so they're not out there. There are some conservation groups
focused on wolves, but not as many as you know.

(02:15:46):
There are ranchers like that show Yellowstone. Oh you have
you heard about this? Have you heard about the Yellowstone Show.
I don't know if anybody's really talking about it. Yeah,
it's like Sopranos for midwesterners.

Speaker 4 (02:15:58):
Or something.

Speaker 8 (02:16:00):
With hats, a lot of cowboy hats. I keep trying
to get into it. I'm way behind. I know everybody's
like Game of Thrones. I don't care about that either,
But Yellowstone. I was like, well, I'll see if I
can get into this, right. I like the Sopranos. I
don't mind shows where people have hats. The writing is good,

(02:16:21):
and I think I've gotten through one and a half
episodes of Yellowstone. I'm like, I like Kevin Costner, I
like people who are in it. I'm trying to like it.

Speaker 3 (02:16:31):
I hey, if it's not for you, it's not for you.

Speaker 9 (02:16:34):
I don't know.

Speaker 3 (02:16:34):
You don't have to like every show. I don't like
every show.

Speaker 8 (02:16:37):
I do like Penguin. Penguin's good, pretty good, except they
pulled they pulled a little switcheroo on everybody. Well, they
dropped the first episode on Thursday, and so everybody went
back to, we're gonna put them on Sundays.

Speaker 11 (02:16:52):
Yeah, it's a Sunday night show, so I'm gonna watch
episode two tonight.

Speaker 4 (02:17:00):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (02:17:00):
That Krista Melatti is foxy.

Speaker 8 (02:17:02):
I think I love her big stupid eyes big. Why
are they stupid? I don't know, because they're so big. Oh,
she's got eyes like saucers.

Speaker 3 (02:17:08):
I love them. She was the uh the mother and
how I met your mother. She's in the Last of Though.

Speaker 8 (02:17:14):
Yes, she's in that Andy Samberg movie from a couple
of years ago, and she's in a lot of things
that are Yeah, she's cute.

Speaker 5 (02:17:22):
A on.

Speaker 3 (02:17:22):
Have you seen this? Mary will be mad?

Speaker 9 (02:17:24):
Oh great, that's what thema today. Let's make her puke.
Let's make her mad?

Speaker 4 (02:17:28):
What now?

Speaker 8 (02:17:29):
Well, it's opposed from the Sealy hot Dog's account. Oh
god breaking hot Dog Derby news. This was back in
June when our buddy andre Not supposedly unveiled a Mustard
cheating scandal. Right because now Onnyon had twenty eight wins,

(02:17:51):
Mustard had twenty eight wins, and Ketchup had twenty four
wins as of the end of the.

Speaker 3 (02:17:57):
Season, and.

Speaker 8 (02:18:00):
The news at Cili hot Dogs their account is Mustard's
representation has reviewed the video evidence brought forth from andre
Not back in June, and as a result, all twenty
seven wins have been reinstated.

Speaker 3 (02:18:15):
Oh, come on, that's what I like to hear. So
they had to go to the tape. It was the
tail of the tape.

Speaker 8 (02:18:24):
So the regular season ends with Mustard in the middle,
tied with Onion for wins.

Speaker 3 (02:18:30):
It's the one where Mustard's holding up a pie with
the lawyer.

Speaker 8 (02:18:38):
Cli hot dogs on Twitter. All twenty seven wins reinstated.
That's what this couldn't go unchallenged. I mean, this could
not stand.

Speaker 3 (02:18:51):
I mean, what are you gonna do? The season's over.

Speaker 8 (02:18:55):
I know Andre Nott's looking good, by the way. I
haven't gay I haven't again, I haven't, uh you know him.

Speaker 3 (02:19:05):
That makes an extra game.

Speaker 8 (02:19:08):
I haven't talked to him in quite some time. I'll
just kind of see him on missing that. But hey,
it looks good. Homo sexual, Well alright, sir, No, he was,
you know back in the day. He had a couple
of LB's on him. You know, he was getting a
little not rotund. But I mean it looks good.

Speaker 3 (02:19:27):
It's like he's in shape. What's the matter with that?
Nothing through.

Speaker 14 (02:19:34):
Homo sexual.

Speaker 3 (02:19:36):
That guy calls a lot. There's a lot of messages.
I do not like this show.

Speaker 21 (02:19:42):
I do not like this show. The Alankoch show is
very stupid.

Speaker 3 (02:19:49):
I do not like this show.

Speaker 21 (02:19:52):
It got Bill Squire and Maren Santoro are the real
stars of this show. But the real reason I do
like this show is because the.

Speaker 8 (02:20:04):
Most pulls the old bait and switched with me all
the time. That guy, yep, he always tries to nope,
he always tries to get me.

Speaker 3 (02:20:20):
I do not like this show. I do not like
this show.

Speaker 8 (02:20:26):
All right, I'm gonna put that in my obituary. By
the way, that that that like that uh firefighter he
comes out at the very end. Now, I was reading
an article with the guy. He goes, it's a good idea.
He goes, it sounds morbid. This is an essay that
an author wrote New York Times. He goes, and it

(02:20:49):
sounds morbid, but he goes, I think it's a really
good idea to write your obituary every year.

Speaker 3 (02:20:58):
This girl has been doing.

Speaker 8 (02:20:59):
This girl's been doing since she was twelve, which is
pretty morbid. But I mean, you know, listen, some kids
are like that, right, But you know, you kind of
you write an obituary. You can start to whenever, and
then every year you look at it and you tweak it.
You know, newspapers and websites and things, I mean writing
an editorial. Stats they have obituaries written for old celebrities

(02:21:23):
way in advance, so when that person croaks, it goes
right online. Here's the obituary. So why not regular people
write your obituary every year?

Speaker 3 (02:21:34):
You can add in.

Speaker 8 (02:21:36):
It's kind of like an accounting of your life. That's
what it's supposed to be anyway. You know, so one
year you might have something in there, like Mary, if
you were to write yours, you'd put in all of
the accomplishments this year that you think are are noteworthy, right,
But you might go back the next year and go, well,
this one's more important that one's didn't turn out.

Speaker 3 (02:21:58):
To be a big deal. Yes, yeah, every year do this.
I'm gonna start doing this.

Speaker 8 (02:22:04):
I'm gonna write obituary this year, and then I'm gonna
write it every year.

Speaker 3 (02:22:08):
I'm gonna keep it up to date.

Speaker 9 (02:22:09):
Can you read it to us right now? Make it
up right now?

Speaker 5 (02:22:12):
No?

Speaker 3 (02:22:12):
No, no, like we'll do it like on the last show.

Speaker 9 (02:22:15):
We have to, like for real, take it seriously.

Speaker 6 (02:22:18):
No, like I mean not.

Speaker 3 (02:22:19):
You can do it if you want, but either say
like Alan, mind's soul when I'm dead.

Speaker 8 (02:22:23):
Yea, but like you reviewing it, No, Nope, because it's
gonna have a lot of racial slurs in it and explotives.

Speaker 3 (02:22:34):
Real Alan comes out.

Speaker 9 (02:22:36):
He's been hiding behind his liberal liberal fake news.

Speaker 3 (02:22:39):
That's right, fake news.

Speaker 9 (02:22:42):
He's been a Trump sport of the whole time.

Speaker 16 (02:22:45):
Last some night, I dream about you.

Speaker 6 (02:22:48):
I love you so my hand we walk through the
cart and.

Speaker 3 (02:22:53):
Making fun of me, mocking me. Uh yeah.

Speaker 10 (02:22:58):
Uh.

Speaker 8 (02:22:58):
The girl who wrote the article said that a couple
of years she skipped. She skipped two thousand and two
because she was in the World Trade Center on nine
to eleven.

Speaker 3 (02:23:06):
So she's like, I I.

Speaker 8 (02:23:09):
Wasn't in the frame of mind to write an obituary
when so many other people died. And then she kind
of went on a hiatus during the pandemic because she's
a single parent. But you know, it's, uh, couch it
however you want frame it, however you need to. What
do they always say you can't appreciate life unless you

(02:23:34):
think about death.

Speaker 3 (02:23:35):
Something like that.

Speaker 9 (02:23:36):
Oh, that's the same, Is that what it is? That's
exactly it.

Speaker 3 (02:23:41):
Think about death. Don't forget about death so you can
remember to live.

Speaker 8 (02:23:48):
Yeah, right, Your o bit. I mean, I'm not gonna
have a headstone, so I don't have to worry about
an epitaph.

Speaker 3 (02:24:00):
Gay pregnant have a butt stone. The squire dot com
tickets you didn't want to stick with You didn't want
to stick with headstone for that one. My epitaph is
going to be in quotation mark.

Speaker 8 (02:24:23):
M.

Speaker 3 (02:24:24):
I'm excited for it. Mm hmmm.

Speaker 8 (02:24:27):
So anyway, just something to consider. Write your obituary. Nobody
is going to know you better than you. Why do
you want to leave it? You know, my mom wrote
my dad's and then I had to go through it
and kind of up. Yeah, punch it up a little bit.
But I mean we had, you know, funnier well, I
mean my dad was his humor was bone dry. Funny dude,

(02:24:52):
but bone dry.

Speaker 9 (02:24:53):
I likebituaries where they just kind of go off on people.
Well like have you ever seen those? Were they like?

Speaker 10 (02:24:59):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (02:25:00):
I would have liked to I would have liked to
see them do that while they were alive.

Speaker 9 (02:25:03):
Though I've always hated Greg, you know what I.

Speaker 8 (02:25:06):
Mean, it's pretty toothless once you're gone. I mean, get
in there and mix it up. Tell Greg you don't
like them. That's the definition of unfinished business. You're just
setting yourself up married to be a ghost.

Speaker 9 (02:25:19):
A ghost.

Speaker 3 (02:25:19):
Yeah, call the Alan Cox Show.

Speaker 4 (02:25:22):
He's your microphone for you think your powerfuhone's smart your.

Speaker 3 (02:25:30):
One double oh seven or four eight one double oh seven.

Speaker 8 (02:25:46):
They're gonna get the corey Ronic experience tonight after six
point thirty in its entirety. No Guardians baseball until Saturday.
We don't have the time yet. We don't have the
other team yet. But opponent, that's a good word. We
don't have the opponent yet, but it's gonna happen.

Speaker 3 (02:26:11):
I got ops.

Speaker 8 (02:26:12):
Yeah, on Saturday, game one here at home, and then
game two Monday here at home, one week from tonight,
and then they will hit the road. I mean what
most likely they'll play the Tigers.

Speaker 11 (02:26:24):
No, I mean I think don't feel advantage so well
you will I rather play the Tigers in Houston.

Speaker 3 (02:26:33):
I don't like that. You will hear all of them
here on w MMS. Again.

Speaker 8 (02:26:41):
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the afternoon game because the Yankees get prime time. So
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That's Seay Clothing Company. I don't know if you guys
have heard about this girl. Her name is Hawk Tua.
They call her the Haley Welch girl, and boy, she
is really blowing up. I don't know if this clip
has made the rounds, but it is absolutely high lary.

Speaker 3 (02:27:35):
What's one move in bed that makes the mango crazy?
Every time?

Speaker 8 (02:27:39):
You gotta give him that Hawk, Dude, I'll tell you what.
I'm predicting big things for this girl her podcast, but
there's no.

Speaker 3 (02:27:50):
Way her podcast will end up being like a top
podcast in the country.

Speaker 8 (02:27:53):
Oh it's you know, it's funny you say that. Oh no,
it's funny you say that. Reports of her have been
greatly exaggerated. Every time she comes out with something new,
people go, all right, But you know, she's just so
gosh darn nice and cute. That people have given her
a little bit more of a leash than they might otherwise.

(02:28:17):
And plus, you know, on her podcast because apparently that's
the place to be, she gets good guests. Her podcast
is called talk to, which I have to say is
a great name for a podcast. It's on the iHeartRadio
app and it is currently least as far as Spotify goes,

(02:28:39):
it is currently the number three most popular podcast, behind
Joe Rogan and Tucker Carlson.

Speaker 3 (02:28:46):
Can you believe Tucker Carlson is the number two?

Speaker 8 (02:28:51):
There's a part of my brain where I go spot Yeah,
but still that means a hell of a lot of
people are listening to Tucker Carlson and Rose.

Speaker 3 (02:29:00):
And babble about what any who.

Speaker 8 (02:29:03):
Hailey Welch's talk to a podcast is currently number three.
She's had I still think about the guy who asked
her the question. Right, here's two dudes. They might have
a huge following.

Speaker 3 (02:29:19):
I don't know.

Speaker 8 (02:29:19):
I'm not familiar with them, Tim and DTV. A guy's
walking around talking to people, but she blew up and
I don't know that. I don't know if anything happened
for those guys. It's the needle moved. But she sold
thousands of Hawk to Hats, she's made about one hundred

(02:29:42):
grand in merch sales.

Speaker 3 (02:29:45):
You still sell merch at shows, Mary.

Speaker 9 (02:29:47):
You have CDs both Hillbily Bougie and nothing matters. I
want something new, but I just haven't pulled the trigger yet, gotcha. No,
Hawk to a Hat.

Speaker 3 (02:29:57):
Bill is real, Stickers Bill is real.

Speaker 8 (02:30:00):
So her first episode was Whitney Cummings and it's Jake
Paul's company that produces her podcast, so you know he's
going to be on, you know. But again there's a
little bit of calculus too that you have to figure
out you want to be on if you're a guest,
you want to be on this show while it's hot.
You don't want to be on it really when it

(02:30:22):
starts to peter out, and you never know when that is.
I mean, you can obviously look at your you know,
your your track, your data and your listens and all that.
But she's killing it right now, The Hawk to a
Girl Talk to Now have any of us actually listened
to this? No, No, I'm curious enough to maybe listen

(02:30:45):
to a few minutes of it, at least her and
Whitney Cummings. By the way, somebody did a Whitney a
write up on a Whitney Cummings show, and I'm curious,
and maybe you guys can tell me if this is
getting to be more of the standard thing I was reading.
Somebody did a bit right up. Whinney Comings just did
a show at the Beacon Theater in New York. It's
only twenty six hundred people there, it's not huge.

Speaker 3 (02:31:08):
But she had.

Speaker 8 (02:31:12):
Three openers. Maybe I'm old school. You guys obviously would
know better than I would. It's been a long time
since I was in the game, but I always think
of it in terms of giving for a theater show,
specifically giving people a solid show, as opposed to I'm

(02:31:33):
getting ahead of myself.

Speaker 3 (02:31:34):
So she had three openers. One of them was like
a friend or something.

Speaker 8 (02:31:37):
So this girl is like, oh, I've never played to
this many people, Ian Finance and somebody else, and then
Whitney does an hour. So like an hour into the show,
Whitney comes out, does an hour, then pulls out a
couple of chairs and starts doing a podcast episode with

(02:31:58):
one of the housewives. So the person doing the write
up is like, she was great, and the other people
were great, but at this point, like people are starting
to leave.

Speaker 3 (02:32:06):
The theater so long it's too much.

Speaker 8 (02:32:11):
Yeah, I mean, is is it pivoting to like people
are just I'm using their shows to record their content,
and whoever hangs out hangs out.

Speaker 3 (02:32:19):
I never I've never seen that before.

Speaker 8 (02:32:21):
She had a singer come out at the end so
she could sing with her, and and they're like, we
love Whitney Cummings, but Jesus Christ, I mean, who wants
a friggin three and a half four hour show?

Speaker 11 (02:32:33):
Yeah, that's that's not like anything that I've experienced, because
even like seeing Cigurro last week, he had two openers,
they did ten to fifteen each, and then he did
an hour.

Speaker 3 (02:32:44):
That's what I mean.

Speaker 11 (02:32:45):
You know, still about a ninety like maybe one hundred
minute show. But but what you would expect, Yeah, what
you'd expect. I haven't seen anything like that. Even you
know Mark normand Or and you know they'll do like
a Q and A at the end, more of a
thing where people will like yell out a topic just

(02:33:05):
so they can riff on those, like more current event
type topics and see if they get a clip out
of it. But not seeing I've not seen anybody do
a full podcast episode afterwards.

Speaker 9 (02:33:16):
Do another day of that, yeah, or an afternoon show,
do that at four and have the show at seven.

Speaker 11 (02:33:21):
Like Jordan Jensen was just in town and she did
five regular shows at Hilarious and then Sunday did a
podcast episode with Ian Fidance and that was like a
separate thing. It wasn't like like if you want to
go to that, you know that, you know that what
that thing is. Yeah, I haven't heard of anybody doing
what Whitney did here, but maybe it's just like I'm

(02:33:43):
gonna try this out.

Speaker 8 (02:33:46):
Yeah, Like Material landed Carnegie Hall and he had four openers.

Speaker 9 (02:33:51):
But you also have to understand that those people are
probably only doing ten minutes each. If that they're not
doing four people aren't each doing twenty.

Speaker 3 (02:34:00):
But why like just putting pals up there.

Speaker 9 (02:34:03):
Well, if you're doing a huge show, you want to
put your friends in front of thousands of people. Hey,
I think this comic's really funny. Here's an opportunity for
you to be in front of five hundred, five thousand people.

Speaker 5 (02:34:13):
Yeah.

Speaker 11 (02:34:13):
Mattaire was just in town this past weekend and he
had River Butcher open for him and Love Rivers.

Speaker 3 (02:34:20):
So that's a cool opportunity, and I don't know how.

Speaker 11 (02:34:23):
I don't know if that he had more than that,
but like it's you know, it's a good you can
make a really good living if you are opening for theater,
ax and arena acts.

Speaker 8 (02:34:33):
Yeah, but she's not like some still she he sorry,
he is not a newbie. No, no, one's been doing
it a long time.

Speaker 3 (02:34:44):
Who said anybody's a newbie?

Speaker 8 (02:34:46):
No, no, no, We're talking about like putting your friends
in front to give them ten minutes to expose them.

Speaker 3 (02:34:51):
That's what the Whitney thing sounded like. They're like this.

Speaker 8 (02:34:53):
One girl said it was like her second show. But
of course she had two hundred thousand followers on Instagram,
so that's why she's up there.

Speaker 11 (02:34:59):
Well that might just yeah, that's I don't see a
lot of that because I mean, most of the time
the people that are opening for.

Speaker 3 (02:35:09):
An act like that are headliners.

Speaker 8 (02:35:13):
Yeah, I just want I wanted to put it to
you guys, because I didn't know if this was like
the way theater shows were going.

Speaker 9 (02:35:18):
Not usually it's usually theater shows. I've been on our
two man shows. Yeah, where it's me doing a half
hour or twenty minutes and then the headline are doing.

Speaker 3 (02:35:26):
The rest, right, Yeah, I would say it.

Speaker 9 (02:35:30):
They usually don't even have a host.

Speaker 3 (02:35:31):
Yeah. Usually it's like two people or maybe maybe a third,
but I don't.

Speaker 5 (02:35:37):
Yeah.

Speaker 11 (02:35:38):
But also, you know, if you're doing Carnegie Hall and
you go, eh, yeah you want to do yeah, I'm
gonna have a bunch.

Speaker 3 (02:35:44):
I might never be here again, so why not? But yeah, h.

Speaker 15 (02:35:51):
No, I I.

Speaker 5 (02:35:54):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (02:35:55):
Anyway, Okay, it's curious, Allan.

Speaker 5 (02:36:00):
I was.

Speaker 8 (02:36:01):
I had you guys blasting in the car with the
top down, and I was just pulling into the neighborhood.

Speaker 3 (02:36:08):
Where what's that.

Speaker 6 (02:36:11):
I don't know.

Speaker 3 (02:36:11):
It's not really a top down day really.

Speaker 11 (02:36:14):
I mean it's seventy degrees now, but it just with
the cloudiness, it doesn't doesn't seem.

Speaker 8 (02:36:18):
Like, well this person likes to drive with a top down, baby,
all right, And volume was up so I could hear
the show. I needed to hear the show over the
sound of the wind, and so had it way up.
And then I was pulling into the neighborhood right as

(02:36:40):
you were playing that guy calling you a homosexual, and
all of the old people that were outside gave me
dirty looks. Well that's unfortunate, but I bet they've heard
of gay people before. I would imagine, but he said
it made my day.

Speaker 5 (02:36:55):
So there you go, you homo sexual.

Speaker 8 (02:37:00):
Edge, and you're coming around the corner of your cul
de sac, of course called the sacks on that corners,
do they You're coming around a corner and into your
cul de sack, and you know, just an old neighborhood lady,
maybe not even old, maybe just somebody who's uh, unnecessarily crusty.
You know, every neighborhood has the there's like a crusty

(02:37:21):
broad living in one of the houses.

Speaker 3 (02:37:26):
No, explain more about the crusty broad.

Speaker 8 (02:37:28):
She'll have a Yeah, every neighborhood's got a crusty broad,
right like she might be a she might be a widow,
she might be a divorce a. And boy, you run
into her. She's nice enough, she'ld give you a piece
of her mind. Won't hesitate to give you a piece
of her mind. You live down the sticks. You don't
know Mary grew up in a neighborhood. I bet there

(02:37:49):
was I bet there. I bet there was a crusty
broad in your neighborhood.

Speaker 9 (02:37:52):
There was a lady at the end of the street.
Nobody was well. I don't remember what her like backstory was,
but we weren't allowed to go to her. How she
yelled us we played her yard. She was just like
a mean old lady. Yeah, crusty broad that she was crusty.
But well, you say, yeah, popcorn balls at Halloween.

Speaker 3 (02:38:11):
Yeah, it's a matter of that. It's crusty broad behavior.

Speaker 9 (02:38:15):
Nobody wants that.

Speaker 8 (02:38:17):
I love popcorn balls. When I was a kid, my
grandma would make him at Christmas.

Speaker 9 (02:38:21):
Oh I've never had like a homemade one. I've only
ever had the ones that come in the plastic.

Speaker 3 (02:38:26):
Oh well, I mean she would wrap hers in saran wrap. No,
like would you buy the store.

Speaker 8 (02:38:33):
Oh no, I've never had a store ball one. My
grandmother would make them, so as a result, I have
not had a popcorn ball. Was she a crusty broad
in a decade my grandmother? Yeah, No, she's a lovely woman.
But maybe to you, but maybe to the neighborhood.

Speaker 3 (02:38:47):
No, she was a crusty bron No, she was universally loved.

Speaker 11 (02:38:51):
What I'm saying is you may think these women are crusty,
but they might be somebody's grandma and they might not
be that crusty to them.

Speaker 8 (02:38:58):
Oh, I see to their grandchildren less crusty, crusty broad
that you don't know true. Well, again, I want to
make a distinction because I have called both groups out.
There is a distinction between crusty broad's and old crones.
I did call a woman an old crone years ago,
and I regirt nothing but krusty brod's and old crones.

Speaker 3 (02:39:22):
What's the two difference?

Speaker 8 (02:39:23):
Well, I think a crusty broad there's still some humor
to her, you know, maybe a little bit of a
wink and a nod, but she's she'll tell you what
she thinks. An old crone is just mad every day
she wakes up, doesn't want to be here anymore. Generally,
probably i'd say older right, well into the old thing

(02:39:46):
where a crusty broad could still be like.

Speaker 9 (02:39:48):
Hey, fifty, maybe seventy.

Speaker 3 (02:39:51):
Yeah, she still might go to a cos.

Speaker 9 (02:39:53):
He's in sixties. I feel like it would be a
crusty bro go to.

Speaker 3 (02:39:55):
A couple of shows childless.

Speaker 11 (02:39:57):
You know how Maggie Smith passed away last week, eighty
nine years old?

Speaker 6 (02:40:01):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (02:40:03):
Mayor you seen Hook? Right?

Speaker 5 (02:40:05):
Uh?

Speaker 14 (02:40:05):
Uh?

Speaker 3 (02:40:05):
You never seen Hook?

Speaker 4 (02:40:06):
No?

Speaker 3 (02:40:07):
Oh really really well?

Speaker 11 (02:40:08):
She played Granny Wendy in that movie and they made
her look one hundred years old because she was supposed
to be a very old lady.

Speaker 3 (02:40:16):
She was fifty six in that movie. Oh yeah, it's
like when they talk about.

Speaker 8 (02:40:21):
How young Wilfrid Brimley was in Cocoon. Yeah, Maggie Smith
has played old ass ladies. Yeah, her whole like my
entire life. And then I find out that she was
only fifty six when she was playing one hundred year old.
Now did she do great in the role, Absolutely, but
I felt like that was a really insulting stolen valor. Yeah,

(02:40:45):
and the really and the pictures of Maggie Smith when
she was young, Oh, she was gorgeous.

Speaker 3 (02:40:49):
She was foxy.

Speaker 8 (02:40:55):
It was Missus Edwards in my neighborhood across the street,
who was the krusty bra. I was her paperboy, meanest
woman in the world. But during the holidays, great tips.
I actually went into her house and found her dead
in the chair when.

Speaker 3 (02:41:10):
I was eleven. Oh my god, that's awesome. That is great.
That's a great story. Missus Edwards started growing into her chair.

Speaker 9 (02:41:19):
Why is that awesome or great?

Speaker 3 (02:41:22):
Wind?

Speaker 5 (02:41:24):
No not?

Speaker 3 (02:41:25):
Why do you think stand By Me is one of
the most popular movies.

Speaker 9 (02:41:28):
Ever your boy things.

Speaker 11 (02:41:30):
It's traumatic, but it's like your parent. If it's just
the old lady in your neighborhood, it's exciting and interesting.

Speaker 3 (02:41:39):
Yeah, I don't think so.

Speaker 9 (02:41:41):
I think that would have messed me up.

Speaker 3 (02:41:42):
Dude, it might have.

Speaker 9 (02:41:44):
You might be right, Like I was screaming at the
top of my lungs.

Speaker 3 (02:41:49):
Why just because a person is not living anymore.

Speaker 9 (02:41:51):
When you were eleven, that's probably your first interaction with death.

Speaker 8 (02:41:55):
You're not, Oh please, I was going to I was
going to funerals my whole life. Well, okay, then that's
the difference. I mean, I was going to funerals my
whole life.

Speaker 3 (02:42:02):
No, okay.

Speaker 9 (02:42:03):
My grandpa died when I was like three or four,
and then after that I did not know. I didn't
experience death until my grandma after that, and I was.

Speaker 3 (02:42:13):
Like fourteen, okay, so you didn't really have a whole
lot of experience.

Speaker 9 (02:42:17):
My grandma's funeral is the first funeral I remember going to,
and I was like fourteen years old, okay. And then well,
that's also why I think my dad's death hit me
so hard, is because after that I had one friend
kill himself he was in the military. And then after
that it was like, nobody really died.

Speaker 3 (02:42:36):
Well, suicide's a whole other deal too.

Speaker 5 (02:42:39):
Yeah.

Speaker 9 (02:42:39):
Yeah, that's why it's really uncomfortable with death.

Speaker 11 (02:42:42):
A distinction of it being somebody that is just like
in your neighborhood that you like, Oh, old people die anyway, Like,
it's not like I guess somebody that you love and
care about. It's like I'm just trying to get my
paper boy money, trying to get them. You get to
like and then everybody's like, oh, you found her, how
do you know shoes? And you're like, get all this
attention because you're like, I think there is the little

(02:43:05):
boy and me would have loved to have found an
old lady that wasn't a family member dead.

Speaker 3 (02:43:11):
Well, this person takes me back, said, I'm all good,
no trauma. Wow, Alan.

Speaker 8 (02:43:16):
Would you consider drunk Sue a crusty broad? That's what
I'm talking about, Bull's eye. Drunk Sue is a crusty broad.
For in a minute she called the week before, I
think when you were gone, she called, and she hasn't
been on the chat cam fun and uh Stemo mare show.

Speaker 1 (02:43:34):
And now I must leave you as the Brady Bunch
is on and I find four of those children incredibly arousing.

Speaker 3 (02:43:41):
Get out of here.

Speaker 14 (02:43:43):
Be careful of what you say. Be careful in every way,
Be careful of what you do. Big Brother is watching you.
Be circumspect and discreet, Stay light on your mental feet.

Speaker 5 (02:44:03):
One slip and you know you're through. Big Brother is
watching you.

Speaker 3 (02:44:10):
And all with all narratis.

Speaker 14 (02:44:13):
Remember obedience paid.

Speaker 6 (02:44:16):
And when you watch that.

Speaker 14 (02:44:19):
Davy screens, remember it works both ways. You disappear in
a wink unless you can double think, you'll vanish into
the blue.

Speaker 5 (02:44:35):
Big Brother is watching you.
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