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September 17, 2024 • 160 mins
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Should you dance or should you not dance?

Speaker 2 (00:02):
You can dance like no one's watching.

Speaker 3 (00:05):
Still talk like no one's listening.

Speaker 4 (00:10):
Allen Cox on WMMS.

Speaker 5 (00:23):
UH three, want to send me a text? Feels back today,
So live stream video for you go to the Alan
Cochro YouTube channel. Guardians get their first game over on
the Twins. That's the first of four. Last night, four
to three was the final here at home, very very
busy night last night in downtown Cleveland as people were

(00:45):
making their way to the game. Over over to the
game last night. Because there are only a handful of
regular season games left, They've got one more road series
this weekend. They'll be in Saint Louis play the Cardinals.
Other than that, they're here at home. Sunday, the twenty
ninth is the end of the regular season where they'll
play the Houston Astros. But the magic number is seven.

(01:06):
That's what the Guardians are looking for. They have to
have what is it that the combination Royles have to lose,
we have to win. Whatever you get, it's a combination
of those two. And then they clinch the division Al
Central Division. Exciting, very exciting. They win today and tomorrow
versus Minnesota. This is what I love at the end

(01:27):
of the season or at any point where they start
looking at postseason ball in any sport and they go,
all right, here's what they have to do. All they
have to do is win today and tomorrow, and Detroit
has to lose today or tomorrow. Fun and Seattle has
to lose today or tomorrow versus New York or the

(01:51):
Guardians can win one today or tomorrow and Detroit loses
today and tomorrow. There's a lot of ends and oars
in the.

Speaker 2 (02:00):
But they're in a good spot.

Speaker 5 (02:01):
They're in a great spot. They seem to be having
a lot of fun. It's always funny. It's always funny
to me. It's much easier for management and the players
to talk to the media when the team's doing well.
Now I say this as a Chicago White Sox fan,
where those guys are like hiding their face, you know.
And yesterday I mentioned briefly that the GM said that

(02:25):
they're not looking at making any big changes with the
Chicago White Sox as they currently sit at thirty three
and one fifteen. They're not making any big roster changes
for next season. They're falling back on the This is
a young team that needs work, and so you best
believe whoever's in charge, Grady size More and everybody else

(02:46):
there with that organization. Jim told me, if you can't
avail yourself of the wisdom of White Sox legend, Jim
told me when he's just down the hall, I don't
know who you are, but here in Cleveland guardians killing it.
So tonight game two of four against the Twins.

Speaker 2 (03:03):
Here at home.

Speaker 5 (03:04):
That is a six forty first pitch on MMS and
on the iHeartRadio.

Speaker 2 (03:08):
App if you want to listen there.

Speaker 5 (03:11):
I am transfixed because this is like some mid nineties
spy movie stuff. I am transfixed by the story about
the exploding pagers.

Speaker 6 (03:24):
I just saw this.

Speaker 2 (03:26):
Do you see the video?

Speaker 6 (03:27):
And I was yeah, And I was like, who is
still having a pager?

Speaker 2 (03:31):
Well?

Speaker 5 (03:31):
Because cell phones, I mean, I don't think you can
track a pager, right, you can't pagers. A lot of
these organizations are going for low tech because with a
cell phone it can get tracked.

Speaker 2 (03:42):
They can figure out where you are.

Speaker 5 (03:45):
This was a if you go back to the nineties,
we're talking like boy, the very beginning days of massive
cell phone use. Obviously nowhere near where it is now.
But like I remember getting my first self phone in
ninety six maybe and they were to sell the big
black brick. Not that saved by the bell brick, but

(04:07):
like you know, it was a brick and it had
an antenna you had to.

Speaker 2 (04:09):
Pull out and it was Yeah, it's still about the
size like like probably like that big great is that big? Yep?
But it wasn't like that, the double the size, not
the giant one. No.

Speaker 5 (04:20):
It used to be like a late eighties early nineties.
You'd have like doctors and they would have their giant
cell phone in the corner of their table if they
were out to dinner. Just a litter. But you know, anyway,
we had a car phone. Did you do the bag
and you plug it in? It was like mounted in
the car. Wow, it was nice.

Speaker 7 (04:39):
My parents got a uh Boneville and it had a
like a phone mounted in it and it sounded terrible.

Speaker 5 (04:53):
Yeah, but it was more of a status symbol than
anything else because it didn't have to sound great because
not that many people had the So who are you
calling anyway?

Speaker 6 (05:02):
You know what I mean?

Speaker 7 (05:04):
My dad had cell phones for work yep, pretty early,
like cell phones and computers because he ran the business
out of our house.

Speaker 2 (05:11):
They had a ton of that stuff.

Speaker 7 (05:13):
And my grandpa, after he retired from Sherwin Williams, got
really into tech, so he was always able to get
stuff cheaper and provide them with that, and he knew
how to build computers, so he was always like.

Speaker 2 (05:28):
Oh, get this, get this, get this. And he had
an in from his connections from when he was the
head of security at Sherwin Williams and in the FBI.

Speaker 5 (05:37):
Listen and in the FBI. Yeah, the American shin bet h.

Speaker 2 (05:41):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (05:41):
So I was thinking about the nineties when they used
to do this as Raley forces would do this, and
it sounds like they're bringing it back. Maybe maybe they've
been doing it the whole time and he just hasn't
been in front of our faces like this. But there's
wild video if you can find it online, of a
couple of dudes putting oranges into a bag. You know,
they're just shot, but in a market and a dude's

(06:01):
hip blows up because they detonated the pagers.

Speaker 8 (06:07):
Okay, now hold on, this is where I'm confused. So
they're blaming this on Israel, saying that Israel manufactured the
pagers with a device in them that can be detonated
and then waited to detonate them.

Speaker 2 (06:23):
I think that's what I think that's what they're saying.
I'm a little foggy on that too. This Israel's fault,
well because.

Speaker 5 (06:31):
Israel, because Israel is fighting Hamas and Hezbollah, and so
they're trying to there's this triangulation of I'm sorry that
little guy that.

Speaker 2 (06:40):
Looks like a baby, but he's actually like twenty five
years old. Who's that Esbula? I never heard of him? No,
I haven't.

Speaker 7 (06:48):
No, like Michael Mike Tyson was holding like a baby,
but he's an adult man.

Speaker 2 (06:53):
No, he's like.

Speaker 6 (06:55):
I don't know who that Isla Esbela.

Speaker 2 (06:58):
I think that's right.

Speaker 5 (06:59):
You could be right, this is Hesbola. I don't think
Mike Tyson.

Speaker 2 (07:03):
Is anywhere in this video.

Speaker 5 (07:04):
I mean, if they maybe they could see their way
to blaming Mike Tyson. But thousands of people across.

Speaker 7 (07:09):
Leban Bola has Bolas Asbola has Bola.

Speaker 5 (07:13):
Okay, thousands, twenty eight hundred people injured. Now that does
include civilians obviously. I mean, when you're in a situation
like this, everybody talks about how there's going to be
collateral damage and nine people killed across Lebanon when electronic
pagers used by Hesbola all exploded around three point thirty

(07:33):
local time. This is today an unprecedented attack by Israel
that involves sabotaging the devices before they were delivered.

Speaker 8 (07:42):
Okay, so then this is my next question, why are
they continuing to order products from an enemy?

Speaker 5 (07:50):
Well, there are a lot of different supply lines. You
don't always necessarily know. You know, you order something from Amazon,
you don't know what's coming from China. Okay until you
get it and it's in Chinese characters on the path.
You know what I'm saying.

Speaker 8 (08:01):
So the Lebanese Islamic Party is ordering things from Amazon.

Speaker 2 (08:06):
I'm not saying that.

Speaker 5 (08:07):
I'm saying that Amazon is is That's a way that
we can all identify with. You don't always know where
things are coming from. So now the message from that's
being circulated obviously to members of Hesbala is hey, if
you have a new pager, throw it away, because clearly
they're not going to order tech from Israel or they

(08:27):
got some Here's the reason this reminded me of thirty
five years ago. Okay, the way that like the Israeli
intelligence organizations break down. If you've heard of Masad, right,
that's kind of like their paratrooper unit or whatever. They're
the ones that do foreign intelligence. So Massad acts on
behalf of the Israeli defense forces overseas. The internal organization

(08:50):
kind of like their FBI is called shin Bet. They're
the ones that are they do domestic intelligence, they do
counter espionage. And in the mid nineties they had this
do dude who wanted to He was an Arab guy
or something who was demanding money from israel counterintelligence and

(09:11):
they got over on him and they were going to
blow him up with his organization figuratively speaking, okay, and
so they get this guy to cooperate, so they give
him a cell phone this is nineteen probably ninety five,
ninety six, and they tell him it's bugged so that
they can listen to his conversations because now he's informing
for them. They did not tell him that it had

(09:32):
explosive in it, but they knew that he would Eventually.
He was tasked with getting this phone to a person
that Israeli forces said, we want to hear his conversations,
so he thought that's all they wanted he got the
phone to the person they wanted to get it to,
and they remotely detonated it, so he didn't know that

(09:56):
it had explosives in it, okay, And so that was
one of those mid nineties cell phone Israeli you know operations,
and that's kind of what this is now. Again, I
don't know if they still do this. I haven't heard
of anything like this in a long time, but twenty
eight but there's video online of like dudes their crotch.

(10:17):
What out of me was the crotch explosions Because people
are carrying pagers, probably in their pocket, and so they
have put hospitals on maximum alert, and so now everybody
is really really concerned about pagers blowing up.

Speaker 2 (10:36):
Now.

Speaker 5 (10:37):
I don't know that this is going to de escalate anything.
I can't imagine that it would.

Speaker 6 (10:43):
What the hell is this real doing.

Speaker 5 (10:45):
That's what a lot of people want to know. If
you hear them tell it, they are merely defending themselves
against the road. Well, Hesbelah is based out of I
don't know. I they're based out of a route, but
I mean Hesbela is to the north of them, Hamasa
is to the east. I mean, they really are surrounded
by people who want to do them harm. It is
the manner in which they defend themselves that a lot
of people have a problem with, kind of doing this

(11:07):
scorched earth thing rather which has always been their stated thing.
They're like, Hey, we're surrounded by people who want to
wipe us out. We're going to do whatever we need
to do defend ourselves. It is the degree to which
they do that that a lot of people have issues with.
But I'm just distilling it down to pager explosions feels

(11:29):
really old school. That's wild, I mean, and that's a
lot of people to get hurt too.

Speaker 7 (11:35):
Nostalgia is just crazy these days, and all in every format.

Speaker 5 (11:39):
It really is like nineties fashions are coming back, not
just clothing but also in international defense and terrorism.

Speaker 9 (11:47):
Yep.

Speaker 5 (11:49):
I mean, if you're in a car and you're The
video I saw was two dudes picking out oranges at
the market and one of them just falls over and
you hear the explosion, you see his pocket blow up.
There's other still photos of guys who were like on
motorcycles and they're falling over because their whole side is
torched or whatever. That's out in the open. If you
were in a car. That's probably how Mary's phone was

(12:09):
yesterday when she posted those hair picks hair picks, your
hair made me late for work post?

Speaker 6 (12:17):
I didn't post that yesterday.

Speaker 2 (12:18):
Wasn't that yesterday? Bill is still on West Coast time.

Speaker 6 (12:24):
I post yesterday.

Speaker 8 (12:24):
I posted a real about sobriety. That hair made me
late for work is from like four months ago.

Speaker 2 (12:29):
Oh okay, well it showed up. That's when it got served.

Speaker 6 (12:33):
To me, Like, what are you talking about?

Speaker 2 (12:36):
Well, furthermore, four months ago, we didn't even know she
was late for work. That's how smooth she is. How
did your hair make you late for work? Again?

Speaker 8 (12:44):
I just curled it and it took too long. But
that was literally months ago.

Speaker 2 (12:48):
Okay, well I should have checked the date. Timestamps help
a lot. The point was it got a lot of
attention and her phone was blowing up. Yeah, good joke,
good joke, great joke. Yeah, Ali, just wait until.

Speaker 5 (13:05):
They start putting them AOL discs in their computers.

Speaker 2 (13:08):
I think about that.

Speaker 8 (13:09):
That's so, this is what I did not know happened.
According to Wikipedia that on October eighth, two days after
or the day after the attacks in Israel from Hamas
that Hasbala fired rockets and artillery shells to Israel in

(13:33):
solidarity in solidarity with Palestinians.

Speaker 5 (13:36):
Oh yeah, well, and mind you, solidarity these days is
pretty easy to come by if it's two groups who
are like, we want to kill Jewish people, you know.
I mean that's we got people over here who are
all of a sudden in solidarity with Hamas and Hesbela.

Speaker 10 (13:51):
No.

Speaker 6 (13:52):
So what I'm saying is I didn't know that.

Speaker 8 (13:53):
I didn't know that has I haven't heard that has
Hesbela did that to Israel the day after the okay,
October seventh things right, But when I said, what are
they retaliating against this, I'm assuming is what they're retaliating well.

Speaker 2 (14:09):
But also just in general decades of Hesbola wanting to
kill Jews.

Speaker 8 (14:13):
Sure, I didn't know if there My point was, I
didn't know if there was something that happened, like a
direct reaction to you, like if you did this, so
now we're gonna do this?

Speaker 11 (14:21):
Right?

Speaker 5 (14:23):
Any chance for exploding Tamagachi's somebody asked, I mean, listen,
they could be putting a bomb in the brain of
a cabbage patch doll. I know that's more eighties than nineties,
but everything comes back around again herby over there.

Speaker 2 (14:38):
Oh my goodness.

Speaker 5 (14:40):
But when the headline is Middle Eastern crotch explosions, that's
gonna that's gonna catch your eye. A lot of people
hit me up too about the fact that they're starting
to have conversations about raising Burke Lakefront Airport. Now, I
don't think this is anything that's gonna happen anytime soon,
but I've been saying this for a long time.

Speaker 12 (15:02):
You know.

Speaker 5 (15:02):
I come from a place where a lot of people
wanted the lakefront Airport taken care of so they could
develop it, and just one night overnight the mayor decides
to just plow it up. I don't think that's going
to happen here but there, because there are a lot
of things that go into it. The city can't just
do it. You have to get the okay from the FAA.

(15:23):
There's money involved, like you get you get federal grants
for having Burke there, So they have to, I guess,
decide what the cost benefit analysis is. But for a
long time around here, Burke Lakefront Airport was like this
untouchable piece of land and I never quite understood it.

(15:43):
I mean, The only real big moneymaker down there is
the Cleveland Air Show. So I understand that where they're like, well,
we would have no other place to do the air show. Okay,
but that is three days a year that you do that.
Just do it over Bill Squire's apartment. You're already half well,

(16:04):
you're doing it there already.

Speaker 2 (16:05):
They need someplace to land. Land on the roof of
Bill Squire's apartment. Squifle Tower park it right in that pool. Hey,
well we need that pool.

Speaker 5 (16:15):
You need in the summertime. Yeah, you don't need it
for Labor Day.

Speaker 2 (16:18):
Labor Day, it's still open. What Yeah, I just closed
on Sunday. Sunday, it was the last day.

Speaker 5 (16:24):
Did you get a last Oh you were gone.

Speaker 2 (16:26):
I was gone.

Speaker 7 (16:26):
So I My last day in the pool was, uh,
after the cruise, after the cruise.

Speaker 6 (16:33):
Wow, what's your personality going to be out?

Speaker 2 (16:36):
I guess it's up.

Speaker 6 (16:36):
In the air that the pool is closed.

Speaker 2 (16:38):
I don't know. We'll have to see what happens.

Speaker 6 (16:41):
Wow, you really have to find.

Speaker 2 (16:42):
Yourself playoff baseball. Maybe we'll see about that. That's exciting
though it's open now.

Speaker 5 (16:48):
I mean his summertime personality, according to Mary, was pool
guy and now that falls to me.

Speaker 6 (16:55):
According to science, got nothing to do with me. I'm
just want to point it.

Speaker 2 (16:59):
Out, science guy. Yeah, how does that science.

Speaker 6 (17:02):
Work by numbers and facts?

Speaker 5 (17:06):
Well, we did a lot of science on the show
yesterday in your absence. So Mary is still high on
those fumes on science.

Speaker 2 (17:13):
Well that is science. Getting high is science. So that's cool.

Speaker 5 (17:17):
So now that fall begins this weekend, our autumnal equinox,
as it were, you do need to develop a new
seasonal personality.

Speaker 2 (17:27):
I think I got.

Speaker 7 (17:29):
I have a girlfriend this year, so we're going to
be doing fall activities, Pumpkin patching and stuff like that.

Speaker 5 (17:35):
Pumpkin patching that's when you go and fix broken pumpkin. Ye,
very nice local organizations and to produce growers really benefit
from that. But those are things you're doing at her behest,
her request. These aren't things that exactly Yeah, but the
pool pool guy was for you, I don't know, So

(17:57):
you got to develop something for you.

Speaker 2 (17:59):
I guess.

Speaker 7 (18:00):
I mean, I'm very busy with comedy stuff, and it's
gonna be it's gonna be tough to find something to
fill the pool hole.

Speaker 2 (18:12):
Mary.

Speaker 5 (18:12):
Do you have any suggestions for him?

Speaker 2 (18:17):
Oh? I don't have any what's your fall personality going
to be?

Speaker 6 (18:19):
My personality doesn't change. I have the same personality.

Speaker 2 (18:22):
Your personality changes on from a segment to segment.

Speaker 6 (18:26):
Basis, what are you talking about?

Speaker 8 (18:27):
My attitude changes from a segment to segment basis.

Speaker 6 (18:31):
Your personality doesn't change.

Speaker 5 (18:32):
You are a person in recovery. That sobriety isn't No.
Sobriety is a huge over the past few years, a
huge part of your personality, as it should be.

Speaker 8 (18:41):
But that doesn't change season to season. I'm not I'm
not sober in the fall and using in the summer.

Speaker 5 (18:48):
Maybe Bill just has more imagination, Maybe he needs a
seasonal personality.

Speaker 6 (18:55):
I understand that.

Speaker 2 (18:55):
Yeah, I mean I have a regular personality.

Speaker 5 (18:58):
But what is that?

Speaker 6 (19:00):
Doesn't even know?

Speaker 2 (19:01):
Sweet sweet boy, this.

Speaker 5 (19:04):
Regular personality is sweet sweet boy?

Speaker 2 (19:06):
Absolutely, Oh I like that. What's the matter with that? Mary?
You wanted the answer, and there it is, and now
you don't like it.

Speaker 6 (19:13):
I don't have to like anything.

Speaker 2 (19:14):
Sweet sweet boy, we know you don't anyway.

Speaker 5 (19:21):
Burke Lakefront Airport people are like, oh, it's a landfill.
You can't do it. Yes you can. There are plenty
of places. It's expensive, but you can do it was
a military facility. It was a landfill. You can put stuff.
All kinds of things are built on landfills. It's just
whether or not. Because what do they always say? They go, oh,
we can put retail there, we could put condos. That's

(19:42):
why I said, as soon as I came to Cleveland,
I go, boy, do you guys waste your lake front property?
And lo these almost fifteen years and a change in
city management, it's finally starting to listen. But again, it's
not just Cleveland's call. You know, you got to get
the FAA to say okay, And the FAA is not

(20:04):
always down with that kind of thing because the city
gets federal grants for having it open and maintaining the
airport there. But if Cleveland had to wait for the
grants to expire, this would be way down the road,
justin Bibb. You know, he'd be long past being mayor
of this city. You're talking another fifteen years before something

(20:26):
like that. But never get in the way of real
estate developers. Those people, developers, developers, developers. Steve Balmer knows
there's money to be made real estate developers at minimal
cost to them. I might add, we'll squeeze every last

(20:47):
bit of juice out of that lemon, and they'll lie.
Be careful what you wish for. I'm saying that to myself,
be careful what you wish for. But if they're saying, well,
we make a lot of money off the Cleveland air Show, Okay.

Speaker 2 (21:01):
What do you what do you make off the Cleveland
air Show?

Speaker 7 (21:03):
Ten mild If there were thousands of people down in
that area every weekend.

Speaker 5 (21:11):
Right enjoying all the fruits of real estate developments, labor,
maybe they should go with Bill's idea of the floating airport,
floating flying Stadium's right, I guess they're playing off your idea.

Speaker 2 (21:27):
That's no.

Speaker 7 (21:28):
I appreciate that, but I don't that sounds impossible floading
flying stadium, like there's a roadmap to that. Yeah, floating
flying airport. It's like the whole point is to be
able to stop flying.

Speaker 5 (21:45):
For the people texting me that Bill's new personnel should
be disc a golf guy. He is post disc golf guy.

Speaker 7 (21:50):
I tried disc golf. Not my thing, not not, And
is that a It's got to be seasonal. I gotta
have a seasonal personality, so it's got to be fall
wind Well.

Speaker 5 (22:00):
People can play discolf in the fall.

Speaker 2 (22:02):
We'll do.

Speaker 7 (22:03):
But but again, I already tried that. Not my thing, said,
I did not love it Allan Cocks.

Speaker 3 (22:11):
A drummer, but the real musician, he just makes a
noise if.

Speaker 2 (22:15):
He played the violin or the piano, And that made sense.
But the drums, you're eating the dogs.

Speaker 13 (22:24):
They're eating the cats. Eat the cat, eat the cat.
They're eating the dogs. They're eating the cats. Eat the cat,
eat the cat. They're eating the cats. They're eating the dogs,
eat the cat, eat the cat, eat the cat the cat.

Speaker 2 (22:40):
Has this showed up in the clubs? Yet?

Speaker 6 (22:43):
Which one of us do you think is in the clubs?

Speaker 14 (22:45):
Eat?

Speaker 2 (22:46):
Maybe that'll be my fall for both of you.

Speaker 5 (22:48):
Why not clubs are fun? Is this on in the clubs? Yet?
You live in New York City?

Speaker 2 (22:56):
Mary?

Speaker 5 (22:57):
Every other place as a club. Every other place is
a club.

Speaker 6 (23:05):
I am a thirty five year old.

Speaker 5 (23:09):
Oh yeah, it's a sober thing. It's not the age.
It's the sober thing, not the age thing.

Speaker 6 (23:15):
It's kind of the age thing too.

Speaker 5 (23:16):
Clubs are fun, man, I don't care. I'm fifty three.
Clubs are fun.

Speaker 8 (23:21):
Gonna be that guy, You're gonna be the fifty three
year old weirdo old man in the corner.

Speaker 5 (23:25):
Standing at the corner in the corner, leering at people.
But anytime I find myself in one, I have a
great time. So you can't tell me. Maybe nightclub Bill
can tell me if Eat the cat is in the
club yet.

Speaker 7 (23:42):
I mean, I haven't been to the Dug Club. It's
duck club, allan see.

Speaker 2 (23:46):
I wouldn't know this. I'm not nightclub.

Speaker 5 (23:48):
This is his new personality are We've stumbled onto it.
Just because you don't like it, he shouldn't either.

Speaker 2 (23:54):
Oh, don't worry.

Speaker 7 (23:57):
Club Bill does not hear thirty five year old sober
women talk that.

Speaker 5 (24:01):
It's like it's like he's wearing ear muffs. They don't
even register.

Speaker 2 (24:07):
About that.

Speaker 5 (24:08):
If you were to walk in and you didn't know Bill, Mary,
you walk in the club and you look around, he
doesn't even see you. I don't care, not even you
don't know that. You wouldn't care you didn't know him.
You're saying that because you don't want to have anything
to do with club Bill. But you and some of
your girls hanging out having a good time here, this

(24:30):
guy comes walking over and you go, oh, this guy's
gonna buy me a non alcoholic beverage. Nope, he goes
right to the bar. What didn't even what He actually
bumps into you because he didn't see you. He was
ready to walk through you. Excuse me, sir, excuse me, sir. Oh,
that's so rude. Now I don't Now I don't like

(24:52):
nightclub boy Bill because he's so rude. Just because you're
in the club doesn't mean that you can't still have manners.

Speaker 7 (25:00):
I didn't see her. I bumped into her. I mistook
her for a gentleman because she's wearing a flannel in
the club.

Speaker 2 (25:07):
So I said, I have to assume that's not what
you'd be wearing in the club.

Speaker 5 (25:12):
That's not club wear. But you've gone to the I
just because I've never met you doesn't know doesn't mean
that I wouldn't know where you're probably gonna wear in
the club. You'd have your little hair tendrils like that
in the club. You probably wouldn't have that shirt on.
You don't know what I was like when I'm in.

Speaker 2 (25:28):
The cowboy boots. So I haven't a cowboy boots. Boy, Yeah,
so it.

Speaker 6 (25:35):
Could be cowgirl boots.

Speaker 2 (25:36):
You don't know anything in this case, I thought I
just said excuse me, sir, and then I make my
way to my private section.

Speaker 5 (25:46):
Is that what you call the don't don't make it gross? Well,
I'm sorry, your private section?

Speaker 2 (25:52):
Yeah, that's like what do I call it?

Speaker 5 (25:54):
Like the section where they blow the pagers blow up?
Are you getting bottle service?

Speaker 9 (26:01):
Oh?

Speaker 2 (26:02):
Yeah? Paying two hundred dollars for a fifteen dollars a
bottle of.

Speaker 5 (26:08):
Nice that's how you know people are cool? Yeap for
bottles making a rain, I like to talk.

Speaker 2 (26:16):
It comes with sparklers too, with people always just mentioned
that the you know, there's there's pomping circumstance that comes
with it.

Speaker 5 (26:22):
M Yeah, because it would be ridiculous to just put
a fifteen dollars bottle of vodka in an ice bucket
with ice and walk it over.

Speaker 2 (26:33):
There's gotta be some spectacle. Yeah, you need a little
bit of spectacle. US club people love spectacle.

Speaker 5 (26:41):
That's what Jack's the price up one hundred and fifty
that's right, five hundred percent whatever it is.

Speaker 7 (26:46):
Yeah, you got girls younger than my kids bringing the
bottles over.

Speaker 2 (26:52):
Well, that's weird too.

Speaker 7 (26:53):
Yeah, I'm starting to rethink this whole club bill thing.

Speaker 5 (26:56):
You might want to.

Speaker 2 (27:00):
Rethink that. Well, I'm gonna run it. Bobby's going to
be in town this weekend. We're going to be hanging out.
If he wants to go to the club, we gotta go. Now,
where will you take him? Oh, we'll go to what
are the clubs? Ivy?

Speaker 5 (27:15):
I guess because there are a handful of places now,
given some items in the news recently that you can't
in good conscience patronize. At least that's how I feel.
That's how I feel too, So you'd have to go.

Speaker 2 (27:26):
To that's is that one in the clear games at?

Speaker 5 (27:32):
Yes, it is, okay, you'll probably you'd go to the IVY. Yeah,
well the IVY fantastic. Yeah, all right, I don't go there.
Take them there. He'll get you some bottle service. We
go the farm with the spark.

Speaker 7 (27:45):
That's where you and after the Welcome to the Farm
in the flats, it's called Welcome to the Farm.

Speaker 2 (27:49):
Welcome to the Farm. That was fun.

Speaker 5 (27:52):
We've gone there the last two years. We've ended up
there after the cruise and it's a good time. You know,
obviously that vibe is not mine, but you can have
a good time.

Speaker 2 (28:02):
Who cares or good Night John's or whatever it's called.

Speaker 5 (28:05):
Good Night john Boy. Okay, that's where our buddy members
only Dave spins, So I just go over there and
oh yeah, head in pretty cool.

Speaker 2 (28:13):
Yeah, being friends with the DJ and be like, I
know the DJ.

Speaker 5 (28:16):
And Mattitude spins at a lot of places. You know,
you'd want to hit Mattitude on. I know quite a
few DJs I did. I went with Bridget to that
DJ judging contest. It's really impress Yeah, DJ Judge and contest.
Alan wears a tight mesh top.

Speaker 2 (28:33):
To the club.

Speaker 5 (28:34):
Is what somebody says, Oh so you've seen me, Well
next time, say hi you Borrow.

Speaker 2 (28:40):
No, I want to be in the right club at time.

Speaker 5 (28:46):
I have a tight mesh top and they're all gonna
be tight on me.

Speaker 2 (28:50):
So well, that's why I.

Speaker 5 (28:51):
Don't want to lend mine to you, with all respect,
with peace and love, I don't want to lend mine
to you.

Speaker 2 (28:57):
Well you marry you gotta tight mesh tops, like Borrow.

Speaker 6 (29:01):
I've never been a tight mesh top gal, but.

Speaker 5 (29:04):
You must have like going out when you want to
like show off the jubblis. I mean you must have
some like slim fitting tops.

Speaker 6 (29:12):
Yeah, but none of them are mesh.

Speaker 5 (29:15):
You know, well that's just whore planning on your part.

Speaker 7 (29:18):
And I'm not talking like like uh mesh, like a
like a.

Speaker 2 (29:25):
What's that called? The the goth kind of mesh? What's
that like? And I'm not talking about fish now. I
want it to be like a basketball Yeah, basketball shorts
as a basketball jersey would be the Listen.

Speaker 5 (29:42):
There's a lot of opportunity here to figure out a
new personality with or without borrowing my mesh top. Now,
it is rare that you'll see straight guys in those
mostly gay dudes and women, but that's where you can
really take a lot of fashion cues from those two groups.
It'll definitely get some eyeballs landing on you.

Speaker 2 (30:04):
That's for sure. That's what going to the club and
getting bottle services all about is getting people's attention.

Speaker 5 (30:10):
C and be seen.

Speaker 2 (30:12):
We hot this weekend too, Like e's.

Speaker 6 (30:15):
The news outlet.

Speaker 5 (30:17):
I'm sorry what CNBC? Harry Santora dot com? Is it
dot com front?

Speaker 15 (30:28):
Uh?

Speaker 2 (30:28):
See and be seen? What I was saying?

Speaker 5 (30:32):
Yes, and it is going to be hot this weekend.
So we got to figure out what's the pool was
still open? Yeah, it's gonna be I'm bopping around this weekend.
Maybe we should all go to the club. Come home,
We'll all go to the club.

Speaker 6 (30:46):
I'm in Charlotte. Why don't you guys come out to Charlotte.

Speaker 2 (30:48):
Oh, we should.

Speaker 5 (30:49):
I'll drive to Charlotte.

Speaker 2 (30:50):
Drive to Charlotte, Love Charlotte the club.

Speaker 6 (30:52):
After my show's.

Speaker 7 (30:54):
After the late show Friday, we'll head on down to Charlotte.
Are you still gonna be partying nine hours later?

Speaker 16 (31:01):
When we get there?

Speaker 6 (31:01):
Why not?

Speaker 9 (31:02):
There?

Speaker 7 (31:03):
And then we can party for like probably a half
hour twenty minutes, and then I gotta get back for
the shows on Saturday.

Speaker 6 (31:10):
Yeah, you got plenty.

Speaker 2 (31:11):
It seems like a good plan.

Speaker 5 (31:12):
Now, where will you be performing down there? Because we
have a lot of bureau achieves in the greater Charlotte
metropolitan area.

Speaker 6 (31:17):
I will be at the Charlotte's Comedy Zone. Okay, yeah,
I'll be good. I'm excited.

Speaker 5 (31:23):
So anywhere in the vicinity per the name, anywhere in
that vicinity there's comedy to be had.

Speaker 2 (31:28):
Correct if you're in that zone zone right the comedy radios.

Speaker 5 (31:36):
Uh, it's an eight hour drive, Okay, we can probably
make it in four and we'll.

Speaker 2 (31:42):
Hang in there in my muscle car.

Speaker 6 (31:44):
Yeahs, muscle car. Probably fast.

Speaker 5 (31:47):
Yep, it's got a lot of muscles.

Speaker 2 (31:48):
Does it goes two hundred million miles? Two hundred million?

Speaker 1 (31:52):
I think.

Speaker 2 (31:52):
I think it tops around out around two hundred miles.

Speaker 6 (31:55):
For how many camel power?

Speaker 5 (31:58):
Nobody measures in that any more.

Speaker 2 (32:00):
Horsepowers is three hundred so I don't know. To convert
it to camel power, probably pretty close to the same.
It's not like the miles to kilometers conversion.

Speaker 6 (32:09):
I don't know.

Speaker 5 (32:10):
It's not that. I'm telling you it's not that simple.
Got an email from Jeremiah. He goes, hey, man apropos
of nothing. I wrote a catchy AI tune about Bill
Mary competing in a best ass competition. Now I don't
know if the song has prediction abilities or if this

(32:31):
is just a bit of fun.

Speaker 7 (32:32):
All right, Is this like the best appearing ass or functionality.

Speaker 6 (32:36):
Or an ass?

Speaker 5 (32:37):
Oh well, it's not that. Oh no, no, no, there's some
ass shaken. The song is called the best Asses in Town.
And he has wisely because I would run away with it,
he has wisely recused me from this. So what's whether
or not Bill or Mary takes the crown in this
AI song? And I don't know that it spoiler alert,

(32:59):
I don't know that it to a conclusion. Not everybody
loves a cliff cliffhanger. I'll just play the what a cliffhanger? Yes,
best Asses in Town is the song that Jeremiah sent me.
I'm sure why he went with the early seventies Bury

(33:21):
Manilow vibe. But okay, real.

Speaker 15 (33:24):
Berry walk the line best Asses in Town? Oh so
fun out through the high Now it's tug the big Prize.

Speaker 16 (33:39):
They stood down.

Speaker 14 (33:40):
The alley so smooth, look like they got something to
proof house downing feeling a group as shake.

Speaker 16 (33:52):
Into the boot?

Speaker 5 (33:54):
What this guy was thinking of your two asses? And
it's like, man, I listen, I always what you're thinking
about you, right, Always love when people send things to
the show. But yeah, so I'll continue here, but just
be thinking, Bill, let this inform your club persona while

(34:16):
you're thinking of it.

Speaker 2 (34:17):
So ask for.

Speaker 15 (34:19):
Yes, will take crown, Mary.

Speaker 2 (34:25):
Who's the talk of the town.

Speaker 17 (34:28):
Watch it mostly as they turned around, Bailscott swagger in
his step, Mary's power.

Speaker 15 (34:40):
That won't let one fall move, They won't fuck it.
This is show down. Skin set.

Speaker 6 (34:50):
Out sitting there in the.

Speaker 2 (34:52):
Crowd, the hands and.

Speaker 16 (34:54):
Sheer it out.

Speaker 5 (34:58):
Believe clapping? Would that have been more appropriate?

Speaker 6 (35:02):
Your hands?

Speaker 5 (35:03):
I mean, I am there to support, but best believe,
if I am attending a best ass competition between the
two of you, I will sit quietly. I will neither
clap hands nor cheeks. I'm there to support, not there
to make it about me.

Speaker 14 (35:18):
I'm graous, very.

Speaker 15 (35:34):
Assage.

Speaker 5 (35:38):
And I guess I didn't realize that the song was
one big question. I thought there was going to be
I thought the point of this was there was going
to be a definitive answer.

Speaker 6 (35:47):
There is no definitive answer.

Speaker 2 (35:49):
All right, Well, you know it's one of those things.
It's it's about a preference.

Speaker 5 (35:52):
It's about opinions, Jeremiah, thank you for that. But your mission,
should you choose to accept it, is one song that
make sure that Bill is the winner, and one song
that decides that Mary is the winner. And in both
I will remain what's that winning?

Speaker 2 (36:13):
Right?

Speaker 5 (36:14):
So thanks? I thought there was going to be something
a bit more, a bit more of a period on
it there than just wondering. But if you're going to
be into club this fall and into the winter, is
something you consider are you still working on are you
doing squats. Are you working on your cakes, either of you.

(36:35):
I'm thinking to Bill because he was Jim guy for
a while. That was personality adjacent.

Speaker 6 (36:40):
Huh, that was his personality for a couple of months.

Speaker 5 (36:43):
Well yeah, but that's a good thing to happen for
two hours. I mean, if you got to be in there,
that's pretty good for a while, and then it fell
off last year. We'll get back in there, I know
I need to. That's some squats going. I'll get back
to the gym. That's a good idea.

Speaker 6 (36:57):
I just got Brian's been doing sit ups and push
ups for the past month. Yeah, so his birthdays next week.

Speaker 8 (37:03):
So I got him dumbbells and a workout bench and
a yoga matt and uh like protein powder and protein checker,
and we used him this weekend. We set it up,
had a little couple workout session.

Speaker 5 (37:20):
Were you trying to tell him that bodyweight exercises weren't enough?

Speaker 8 (37:24):
No, he was doing great with bodyweight exercises, But I
was like, if you want other options, I mean, they're
the adjustable dumbbells, which are really cool. So yeah, like
five guns up to twenty five pounds. It's not like
they take up a lot of space. But I was like,
if you get if you don't want to just do
push ups and crunches, here's a workout bench and some
weights to switch it up and keep it fresh. Yeah.

Speaker 5 (37:46):
It was cool. It was fun, really, And so the
two of you were you're trying to say the two
of you were breaking a sweat.

Speaker 6 (37:52):
In the garage in the drum room.

Speaker 5 (37:54):
But yes, oh he put it in the drum.

Speaker 6 (37:56):
Room, his jam room.

Speaker 5 (37:57):
Yeah yeah, but that's it's kind of same, isn't that.
That's the inner sanctorum, that's his, that's his.

Speaker 6 (38:06):
He does his drumming.

Speaker 2 (38:07):
From Yeah, I mean playing the drums.

Speaker 5 (38:11):
Is the cardio portion of the workout, I guess, yes,
And then he moves to the weight training portion.

Speaker 8 (38:16):
Yes, ye, yeah, that's the second workout I've done in
probably seven months.

Speaker 2 (38:22):
Really. Oh, I thought you're out there getting it.

Speaker 6 (38:25):
I was doing yoga pretty regularly. But I'm just such
such a tired girl. It's just a tired.

Speaker 5 (38:31):
Little yeah, but you get so everybody's tired, but you
get less tired the more frequently you work out. I've
heard that, and it's never been the case. That's what
I have found. I mean again, I don't love getting
up every single morning to go to the gym at
five point thirty, but I do like getting it done
and then I feel.

Speaker 2 (38:49):
You know, I feel good. I'm more tired at night.
I mean, I'm more tired.

Speaker 5 (38:54):
You guys have to be uplate.

Speaker 6 (38:55):
That's what's going to be.

Speaker 8 (38:56):
My whole point is that in order for me, and
we've been over this and then people do me and
call me a lazy bitch and all these stupid things.
You don't even have a real job. Don't blame being
fat on not being able to work out.

Speaker 2 (39:06):
Oh god, people say, hey, don't do that, all right,
I'm talking to you the audience. Don't do that.

Speaker 8 (39:13):
So in order for me to work out, you sweetweet
boy like Bill, in order for me to work out
before I have to do anything else, I'd have to
get up at like seven thirty in the morning. And
then no, I'm not going to be back in my
apartment until two o'clock in the morning.

Speaker 6 (39:27):
And that's just too much. That's too much for me.

Speaker 5 (39:31):
They don't have a gym in the building there, I guess.
I heeart New York.

Speaker 2 (39:34):
No, Hey, what do we go passes for these? This one?
It's open.

Speaker 5 (39:38):
It's been open yoh yeah, I go in there get
a midday pump. Now they haven't figured out the key
card thing yet, so it's just open. There's never anybody
in there.

Speaker 7 (39:47):
Okay, yeah, all right, Well if it's just open, yeah,
that's what I'm saying.

Speaker 5 (39:51):
Good, get in there, all right. Well okay, so Mary
did her second workout in seven months. Yeah, but that's
better than one in seven months.

Speaker 6 (40:00):
That's true.

Speaker 2 (40:00):
That's good.

Speaker 6 (40:01):
Walk a lot, that's all I do.

Speaker 2 (40:04):
Walk a lot.

Speaker 5 (40:04):
Well, that's good to Yeah, Mary does walk a lot.
I mean that's you know, that's good. And the more
you see Brian, you know you're gonna get all horned
up and then you know you're gonna want to keep
up with him when you see him look so good.

Speaker 8 (40:18):
And it's annoying to me because I feel like, I mean,
obviously men have testosterone, right, but like more of it
than women do. I was like, I feel like he
just from doing push ups has put his arms are
visibly different.

Speaker 5 (40:29):
Push ups are a great exercise. Don't sleep on push ups.

Speaker 8 (40:33):
A month, he's been doing pretty much just push ups
in some form of ab exercise, whether it's crunches or
sit ups, or planks or whatever for a month.

Speaker 6 (40:41):
And that's pretty much all he's been doing.

Speaker 8 (40:43):
And I'm like, his shoulders look broader, he like has
he can flex and has like biceps.

Speaker 2 (40:48):
Yeah, it's crazy, are really good. And he's gonna become
too hot and then like people are gonna he's gonna.

Speaker 6 (40:56):
Just be too hot, too hot for what.

Speaker 2 (40:58):
Like and then like, can you so much female attention?

Speaker 6 (41:01):
He's not gonna leave me, He'll never find anyoneh He goes,
what if we're open, he suggested being open. He's a
staunchly monogamous person. I don't know that he would.

Speaker 2 (41:13):
Honey. Now that I have now these muscles, I need
someone to touch him, Honey, now that I have broader shoulders,
I've been thinking maybe we could have a conversation about something.

Speaker 5 (41:23):
And no, you've seen Joel McHale, right, he's tall. He's
very tall, but he's in very good shape too.

Speaker 2 (41:29):
I don't think he does a little bit of weight training,
but he's like, I only do push ups.

Speaker 5 (41:34):
It's pretty much how he got how he is. And
he was a college football player and all that, so
he blew a sleep on push ups. Boy, but he
got who are missing out?

Speaker 7 (41:41):
Like his I would listen to his book, and his
whole college football career was basically just because he was big.

Speaker 2 (41:48):
He was not skilled.

Speaker 7 (41:51):
Yeah, he was very honest about that, and he lied
about playing football in high school and I don't think
he actually got into any games.

Speaker 2 (42:00):
He's on the team. He got a national championship with
the Huskies. Yeah. Yeah, he got jack during community because
he was up for so many roles like that ended
up all going to Chris Pratt.

Speaker 5 (42:15):
Yeah, he's in really good shade. He wanted to go
onto them Marvel movies and never.

Speaker 2 (42:19):
Came to uh fruition. But yeah, because if you remember
him from the early days of the Soup, he was
more like a just He wasn't in bad shape. He
was just like a city dude. Yeah, and then he
got jacked. Yeah.

Speaker 9 (42:32):
It seems a little unfair that you can watch our
live stream but we.

Speaker 2 (42:37):
Can't see you. But we'll fix that tonight.

Speaker 18 (42:43):
Outside your window one seven double m M SAT.

Speaker 3 (43:14):
Can't be.

Speaker 5 (43:16):
Guardians baseball tonight first or four. Last night here at
home against the Twins, Guardians win it four to three,
was the final, so they'll do it all over again
tonight as they race toward the end of the regular
season in very very good shape. Their magic number is
seven to be talking about clinch in the Division six

(43:37):
forty tonight. We will get you right into first pitch
when we roll out today, and then they'll play them
again tomorrow and Thursday, the last road series of the season.
Guardians will head to Saint Louis this weekend play the Cardinals,
and then they come back home to handle Cincinnati the
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Speaker 2 (45:32):
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Speaker 5 (45:35):
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(45:58):
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always silly, but these are people, and these are their lives,
and this is what they spend their time doing. And
I always look at it through the prism of somebody
who is desperately lonely, and they found a way to
maybe mitigate some of that. This woman, her name's Michelle Kobeke.

(46:21):
She's German. She's a thirty six year old warehouse worker,
and she revealed I'm not sure to whom. I'm always
curious how these stories even make it out. She revealed
that she has ended her nine year long romantic relationship
with a Boeing seven thirty seven airplane. She said that

(46:44):
the separation was amicable and that the two remain friends.

Speaker 2 (46:47):
That's nice. It's nice to hear that they can be
adults about it. Yeah.

Speaker 5 (46:51):
I mean, she's thirty six years old.

Speaker 8 (46:56):
Typical woman hears about someone who's broken, think she can
fix it.

Speaker 5 (47:02):
Yes, And this was before all of Boeing's problems. They've
been together since twenty fourteen, but they just broke up.

Speaker 8 (47:08):
Yeah, So she tried and tried and tried to fix
and just kept.

Speaker 5 (47:12):
Bringing Maybe they did. Can you imagine if they dismantled
it in front of her Oh, maybe this was not
a breakup by choice. Maybe she means it literally. They
broke the plane up into parts. Maybe she's walking around
with like a rivet around her neck or a bolt
on a necklace. She said ten years ago, she developed

(47:33):
deep feelings for the Boeing seven thirty seven eight hundred airliner.

Speaker 2 (47:37):
See this would make me nervous because I'd be afraid
that it would jet marry.

Speaker 6 (47:44):
Your thoughts go right time. Yep, it's time for me
to leave.

Speaker 5 (47:52):
And the amoral words of re speedwagon.

Speaker 6 (47:55):
Goodbye for me to fly.

Speaker 2 (47:57):
She nailed it.

Speaker 6 (47:58):
Ah.

Speaker 5 (47:58):
This woman's add that this air play was the most
beautifully built thing she'd ever seen in the most attractive plane.
She called it darling. She found its wings irresistible.

Speaker 6 (48:10):
How did she get so close to a plane? She
worked there?

Speaker 5 (48:14):
She is a warehouse worker. But you know there have
been films and documentaries written about this stuff, mechanophilia. You
know these are people who.

Speaker 2 (48:26):
Are you going to fall in love with something mechanical?
What's what?

Speaker 19 (48:29):
You know?

Speaker 2 (48:30):
We can make fun of this person, or we can
try and show some empathy and relate. This is what
I'm saying. Would you fall in love with start with Mary.

Speaker 6 (48:41):
Probably.

Speaker 8 (48:43):
A roller coaster, okay, vibrations you know, might help twists
and turns, excitement.

Speaker 5 (48:51):
Oh, the g forces being exacted upon.

Speaker 2 (48:54):
You would or would it be like a metal one?

Speaker 6 (48:59):
Oh? I don't know. I'd have to have to ride
a few to see which one I want to be
in love with.

Speaker 5 (49:04):
Well, one you'd get it, yep, one you'd get splinters.
The other one not seems to be an easy choice.

Speaker 6 (49:12):
The seat isn't made out of wood, but you are not.

Speaker 5 (49:16):
But you are not going to be confined to the
seat on a piece of machinery to which you are
sexually attracted. You're gonna get out of that seat. This
woman's running her fingers along the wings.

Speaker 6 (49:28):
Then, yeah, I guess it'll have to be metal for
safety reasons.

Speaker 5 (49:31):
I mean, there are countries where this kind of thing
puts you on a sex offender list, you know, if
you have now I have to imagine guys who like,
you know, put it into the gas tank. But you know,
people who it's a I think recognized condition, people who
are sexually attracted to machines.

Speaker 2 (49:51):
What's your machine?

Speaker 5 (49:53):
The Iron Giant?

Speaker 6 (49:56):
The cartoon?

Speaker 2 (49:57):
Yeah?

Speaker 5 (49:58):
Real, Look, you didn't say it to be a real thing. Well,
too late, I've already picked the iron giant.

Speaker 2 (50:05):
Giant's taken.

Speaker 5 (50:07):
How do you know by that kid? I could get one.

Speaker 2 (50:10):
Over on that kid. Beat up a kid.

Speaker 5 (50:14):
Yeah, I would be beat up a kid for way
less than that mechanical thing to which I would be attracted.

Speaker 6 (50:22):
I don't, I don't.

Speaker 5 (50:28):
I can't get my head around that. I really like
my drills. I have a series of drills. I really
like those, aside from being painful, to engage in any
kind of amorous activity with attachment.

Speaker 2 (50:39):
Now you're talking there, you go that a flesh. Make
sure you get enough, Loube.

Speaker 5 (50:49):
I'll be fine. She has broken up with this airplane
and no, please do a boat. Boat, lady carolinees.

Speaker 6 (51:03):
But a boat. You can only be in a relationship
with a couple months out of the year.

Speaker 5 (51:07):
That's probably best for him. He does have a girlfriend, Mary,
he'd seen on the side roller coaster. Unless it's I mean,
like in Ohio, you don't.

Speaker 6 (51:16):
Know where my love will take.

Speaker 5 (51:17):
Me anywhere she sees fit first, it'll take you in loops.
Mary's relationship had its ups and downs.

Speaker 6 (51:26):
Yeah, twists and turns, twists and turns.

Speaker 5 (51:31):
Objectiphilia was what this woman was diagnosed with I guess
I was wrong emotional bonds with inanimate objects, so like
if you fall in love with your toaster.

Speaker 2 (51:43):
Or something.

Speaker 5 (51:44):
She said, some people are just very diverse in the
way they structure their relationships. But there can be no interplay.
So I genuinely don't understand this.

Speaker 2 (51:51):
I mean, I'll bite, I'll go with you for a
little bit if she's talking about this is a thing
and this is how I feel.

Speaker 5 (51:58):
But there's no interplay. There is, there's a passive relationship.

Speaker 6 (52:02):
You could rub yourself on or with it, but you can.

Speaker 5 (52:08):
Yeah, on or with it.

Speaker 2 (52:10):
But I do know what you mean. Yeah, Like, how
how would she get to that plane? Is there?

Speaker 8 (52:15):
Usually is she works there and rubs upon it and
gives a little smooth good night.

Speaker 5 (52:22):
And she described their time together as deeply fulfilling, saying,
we have relaxing evenings together. When we go to bed,
we cuddle and fall asleep together. I have to imagine
that this woman is probably making a lot.

Speaker 2 (52:33):
Of this up.

Speaker 5 (52:34):
But if the condition is real, does.

Speaker 2 (52:37):
She have like a toy version that she maybe brings
carries around with her.

Speaker 5 (52:42):
She can only be close to the plane when she
was flying or on rare occasions when she had access
to it in a hangar, and she said that made
their relationship complicated, but we're still friends. She and the
airplane remain on good terms.

Speaker 2 (52:56):
I'm glad.

Speaker 7 (52:56):
That's the part that makes me happy, because so many
people have such bad relationships and there's bad blood. And
the fact that they can end this relationship but still
remain friends and be on good terms.

Speaker 2 (53:08):
It's just a breath of fresh air.

Speaker 5 (53:10):
You just have to hope she's not constantly texting it,
putting in its call signs in the air.

Speaker 2 (53:17):
There it is mine, get in on the puns.

Speaker 6 (53:23):
Oh, this wasn't a file.

Speaker 8 (53:24):
I just had to see if she had to pay
for its WiFi and yep, your WiFi is not able
to get.

Speaker 2 (53:32):
You're treating me like I'm coach, not first class.

Speaker 6 (53:35):
This is not an economy.

Speaker 2 (53:38):
There was on one of my flights there was I
had like business class seats, and there was a mom
that had a baby with him with her and they
were in business class too, and I just kept thinking
of all the baby business that they were doing. Boss baby. Yeah,
I'm like, this baby's got a business business.

Speaker 8 (54:00):
Baby, you bought a first class ticket to Seattle.

Speaker 7 (54:04):
Well, no, no, it's it's the Southwest version of business class.

Speaker 8 (54:08):
Oh yeah, so you need to say that then the Southwest.

Speaker 5 (54:12):
Version of anything is but business classes not a real thing.

Speaker 2 (54:16):
It's what they have. But it's on the front side
of the curtain, right, No, they have no curtain.

Speaker 6 (54:21):
But it's it's it's just the first probably three seats.

Speaker 7 (54:24):
From it's the first. You get to pick your seats first.

Speaker 5 (54:29):
Oh all right, Mary's laughing at it's because she's out
there flying.

Speaker 2 (54:36):
I've never flown first class.

Speaker 6 (54:38):
This story like it was like a first class.

Speaker 20 (54:40):
Lego said, it's businusiness class.

Speaker 2 (54:43):
I'm using the term that it's business class. And I
was because I was making a joke about the baby.
He was there with, a business baby, a professional baby.

Speaker 7 (54:54):
Okay, yeah, okay, don't you denigrate me in this business baby.

Speaker 6 (54:58):
I don't know what that word means.

Speaker 5 (55:00):
I've never flown first class, so at least let me
be impressed by business class.

Speaker 6 (55:04):
By Southwest business class.

Speaker 5 (55:06):
Yes, I don't even know what that means. You get
hot towels, you.

Speaker 6 (55:08):
Don't get anything. There's literally no benefit to it.

Speaker 2 (55:12):
No, there is a benefit. You get to pick your
seat first.

Speaker 6 (55:15):
Oh, you get to pick a seat. That's the whole thing.

Speaker 8 (55:17):
That's the size in the same amount of light room
as all the other seats.

Speaker 7 (55:19):
No, it's not, because you can pick the seats that
have more late room, like in the emergencyros and stuff.

Speaker 6 (55:26):
So the exit row is Southwest first class.

Speaker 2 (55:30):
It's not called first class. That's where the extra leg
room is. Business class.

Speaker 6 (55:34):
Yes, got it.

Speaker 2 (55:36):
So theoretically, if you want it, they call it business class.

Speaker 6 (55:39):
On the other airline you call it first class.

Speaker 7 (55:41):
Yeah, that's why I said business class because I wasn't
saying I had a first class seat. I was saying
I had a business class seat, and there was a
baby that also had business class. And that's the funny part,
because what business you're doing?

Speaker 2 (55:53):
Baby? Did he ever tell you changeable? No, he's going
I'm sorry, I didn't go to business school. I don't
understand what you're saying. I did.

Speaker 5 (56:03):
Can go to Horton. So theoretically, since Southwest doesn't have
first class, right, their premium whatever is called airline of
the people. But if you were to pick your.

Speaker 2 (56:16):
Own seat, it's not classiest.

Speaker 5 (56:18):
If you were to pick your on the seat, you
could theoretically be in business class and pick the very
last seat on the plane.

Speaker 7 (56:25):
You could pick the very back seat in the middle
aisle in like in the middle seat. Yeah, not the
ile obviously, but you and and that's business class.

Speaker 2 (56:35):
I like the back road. Nobody's kicking the back of
your seat, and I don't care tot.

Speaker 5 (56:41):
I'm not reclining my seat anyway. I don't care into
somebody's knees.

Speaker 2 (56:48):
It goes back, no, like, it doesn't move. They have rich,
they've really really all right, Mary's on record that two
inches is enough they have.

Speaker 5 (57:00):
I feel like they have really restricted the angle of
reclining on planes now with all the other things that
they're doing.

Speaker 2 (57:07):
I'll sleep on planes really either, So I'm not worried
about the reclining.

Speaker 5 (57:11):
I mean, if I'm flying overseas or something, yes, but
if I'm flying I had a Leaveland to you know, a.

Speaker 2 (57:18):
Flight, and then I had a two and a half
hour flight.

Speaker 8 (57:20):
I don't think I have been on a flight that
I've not slept on ever in my life. I've slept
on I would say ninety nine percent of the flight.

Speaker 2 (57:29):
Well, me and business baby had business to attend to,
so we were getting that business done. Yeah, free drink from.

Speaker 8 (57:36):
New York to Cleveland is like an hour and three
minutes every time, every single time.

Speaker 6 (57:42):
That's all I do on planes is sleep.

Speaker 8 (57:44):
I sleep for as long as much of the amount
of flight as I can no listen.

Speaker 2 (57:48):
There's nothing wrong with that.

Speaker 5 (57:49):
But what I'm saying is if you are that, if
it's so easy for you to fall asleep, that's not
contingent on whether or not you're reclining your chair.

Speaker 6 (57:58):
It definitely helps a little bit.

Speaker 8 (58:00):
It gives you a little bit of a oh look,
how nice that was?

Speaker 2 (58:04):
Now? See, I like those on the rare ocures that
I do fall asleep. It's usually all lean against the
window and fall asleep that way.

Speaker 6 (58:13):
But that's what I do.

Speaker 8 (58:14):
I always pick a window seat, I recline it, I
lean against the window.

Speaker 6 (58:18):
I pass out.

Speaker 2 (58:20):
I watched the Gene Wilder documentary on my flight back Kester.
That's great. It was so good it almost made me
start crying. It's so fantastic.

Speaker 5 (58:29):
Okay, so you flew on in business class with.

Speaker 2 (58:33):
A baby that was also like a business baby. Yep,
he was doing business.

Speaker 6 (58:38):
Did you know that baby was business class.

Speaker 2 (58:39):
Because he because we bored.

Speaker 8 (58:43):
But babies also get to board first. They say, anybody
with children traveling under two.

Speaker 7 (58:48):
But that it so. I know you haven't flown Southwest
because you're so bougie. But in the Southwest they let
my group first and then children after.

Speaker 6 (59:01):
The children.

Speaker 8 (59:02):
Yes, wow, but this Ladys doesn't believe in equal rights.

Speaker 2 (59:06):
They believe in the business first.

Speaker 6 (59:11):
I'm worried about the rights of children.

Speaker 7 (59:13):
Yeah, well this child business children go first and this
is a business baby, so he got to go first.
And uh he so his mom had one of the
first five seats, which is where I was.

Speaker 2 (59:28):
So we were like the first ones on the plane.

Speaker 5 (59:31):
Lest John woke to thank for flying the Southwest Airlines?

Speaker 2 (59:36):
Is this working? Well there we go. There, gentleman worked
like flying Southwest Airlines.

Speaker 5 (59:44):
Want to get barely working microphone.

Speaker 2 (59:47):
I hope he can work this plane.

Speaker 5 (59:49):
We give a shout out to our business class people,
especially that baby business baby spectacle.

Speaker 2 (59:57):
His name is Bill Square. Hey I'm not that bad.

Speaker 5 (01:00:02):
Yeah, well you could be the business Betty.

Speaker 2 (01:00:05):
So did you chat up the mom? No, I was
mostly just making faces of the baby. I see. We
were making them laugh a little bit.

Speaker 5 (01:00:11):
Yeah, it was good to Maybe that's the business he
was in. Yeah, was giving people some wharfs. All right, Well,
I've never flown business class or first class, so I
don't know what the hell you're talking about.

Speaker 2 (01:00:24):
So no cookies, no, no warm towels. Uh no, let
mean we've got they give you a snack and a
drink and everything. Uh huh. A free cocktail comes with
my did the baby? Did you take the baby's cocktail? No?
I didn't even take my cocktail. I like to drink
on planes either, like I do.

Speaker 5 (01:00:42):
I like to have a little bit of well, I'll
go to the bar maybe before I get on, you know,
take the edge off. But uh, I'll have a drink
on a plane. I'll have a g n T or something,
depending on how long the flight is. Yeah, because usually
falling asleep on that Hopkins to Canton Akron leg If
I if I drink on a plane, did you just
makes like I don't get a buzz, but it makes
me have to pee.

Speaker 2 (01:01:03):
So I'd rather not have to get up and pee
on a flight.

Speaker 8 (01:01:06):
I don't have to depending on how long the flight is,
I'll take a melowtnin and sleep the whole time. Like
if I'm going my flight to Vegas, I took I
didn't take a melatonia. But I took a better dru
so I'm like, let me knock myself out for these
four hours.

Speaker 6 (01:01:20):
Wake up in Vegas.

Speaker 7 (01:01:23):
I would probably fall asleep for a four hour flight.
But flying that Cleveland and you know this, Mary, it's
very hard to find a direct flight, so it's usually
like two hours to one place and then two hours
to the next place.

Speaker 2 (01:01:33):
Hey, you're laid over somewhere.

Speaker 8 (01:01:35):
I've fallen asleep Cleveland to Chicago, which is like forty
four minutes or something.

Speaker 2 (01:01:38):
Yea, fall asleep on a plane.

Speaker 5 (01:01:40):
As soon as you get to cruising altitude, The're like,
we're going to begin our descent.

Speaker 9 (01:01:43):
Dude.

Speaker 6 (01:01:43):
I sleep anywhere. I'm so tired.

Speaker 7 (01:01:46):
And the airports everywhere too.

Speaker 6 (01:01:49):
I sleep in airports. Yeah, dude.

Speaker 8 (01:01:51):
There's times when I like, if I have a show
on the Lower East Side of Manhattan or in Brooklyn
and I have an hour train ride home, it is
a fight for me to stay awake on the train.

Speaker 5 (01:01:59):
Yeah, you can't fall sleep on those tracks.

Speaker 8 (01:02:02):
I'm concerned for my safety. I would fall asleep on
every single train ride.

Speaker 5 (01:02:06):
I'm always fascinated when I would see people sleeping on
the train. I'm like, oh, my god, you are really
comfortable or you don't care that you know you're going
to wake up with semen on your shoulder or something.

Speaker 8 (01:02:17):
When I have like eight thirty PM shows Navy week,
what's sick called fleet week week? I have when I
have like an eight o'clock or an eight thirty show,
and I know I don't have time to go back
to my apartment.

Speaker 6 (01:02:29):
I've talked to those four.

Speaker 8 (01:02:30):
I take what I call a desk nap, where I
keep a blanket at work and I lay down underneath
my studio desk and I take a nap.

Speaker 6 (01:02:37):
For an hour. I can sleep anywhere.

Speaker 5 (01:02:39):
Dude, Alan Bill would want to date that boat because
of all the oh boats are girls.

Speaker 2 (01:02:50):
Yeah, that's right, but still a good joke.

Speaker 16 (01:02:54):
Some things are too good to be true. This thing
is too true to be good.

Speaker 12 (01:03:05):
My mask, there's the stays called Allen, and he's always there.

Speaker 2 (01:03:12):
The plans gets herein exactly.

Speaker 1 (01:03:15):
He's good, n He's here staying.

Speaker 5 (01:03:17):
Here, Allen, Allen, you naked banana eating no airplane seat reclining, weirdo?
What is wrong with you? Does that make me weird

(01:03:37):
that I don't recline my seat on an airplane?

Speaker 6 (01:03:41):
I think it's weird to be against it.

Speaker 2 (01:03:42):
What do we talk about. I'm not against it.

Speaker 5 (01:03:44):
Anybody can do whatever they want to do. I just
don't do that. What did we talk about last week?
That my anxiety manifests itself in the form of not
wanting to be another people's way, And so when I
do that, that's an intrusion to the person behind me's
personal space, and I don't want to be that person.

(01:04:06):
See back in the day, people who remember airplane seats
used to recline way back. You didn't have to be
on Virgin Atlantic, you know, to be practically laying down.
Airline seats then used to be the way movie theater
seats are now, at least the reclining part of it now,

(01:04:26):
because I'm sure so many people complained, and rightfully so,
because you have a flying tube of people, half of
whom act like they've never been in public before, taking
their feet off, screaming it, you know, hitting flight attendants,
and so you'd have people complaining because the person in

(01:04:47):
front of them was reclining their seat way back. So
obviously the manufacturers changed that a little bit. But I
don't recline my seat.

Speaker 2 (01:04:57):
That's just me now.

Speaker 5 (01:04:58):
Again, if I'm on some you know, for traveling overseas, Yes,
but I mean then you're kind of you know, you're
paying for a seat that is, those seats are spread
farther apart to begin with, You'll be okay. But I
didn't realize that made me a weirdo that I don't
do that. And trust me, you've just touched the tip

(01:05:19):
of the iceberg. If that's what you think is going on.
Most of it is below the surface of the water.
I got an email from.

Speaker 2 (01:05:30):
Adam.

Speaker 5 (01:05:32):
I know you're not a Halloween guy, but maybe since
you're the m path of the show, you can settle
a very minor debate in our household. I mean, we
took some quiz a while back, and it was determined
that I was the most we all took a quiz.
He's in the pound cake days. I assume they're kidding.

(01:05:52):
You can settle a very minor debate in our household.
I set this up to get a jump on decorating.
I'm gonna show the photo he sent me of what
they've got going on in their front yard. He's got
a skeleton, They've got the rainbow flag by the front door.
They've got the skeleton operating a weber grill with a
dog skeleton on the grill and another dog skeleton. These

(01:06:15):
are all Halloween decorations are fake, obviously, And a dog
skeleton crouched next to him on the lawn there, and
he said, I'm I think I'm clearly mocking the lunacy
of all this maga eating the dog's nonsense. My wife
is worried that it might be making light of the racism,

(01:06:35):
and I see her point where white people in her
mid thirties. My thought is, with the Pride flag and
our shared brown and Kamala Harris signs that our intentions
are clear enough. Also, this won't be our only decoration.
My wife loves Halloween, and I have no problem supporting
that enjoyment. So his cause I know where his wife's
coming from, but I say run with it. I don't

(01:07:00):
know what the line is, by the way, for Halloween
front lawn decorations, because people are putting up some wild
stuff in their front lawns. I don't think I have
anybody like that near me, But there are people who
just go hog wild. You want to talk about people
who make one thing their personality. For a lot of
people that's Halloween. And listen, I say, knock yourself out.

(01:07:25):
If you've got some goddamn thing in your front yard
that needs guy wires just to keep it from blowing over,
you do it.

Speaker 2 (01:07:32):
You have fun because it's cool. And I drive by,
I go, oh, it's twelve foot skeleton.

Speaker 5 (01:07:37):
Oh it's cool. I would never put that up so here.

Speaker 8 (01:07:41):
In New York, you guys, it's gonna blow your mind.
A lot of people don't have yards. I don't know
if you need that.

Speaker 6 (01:07:46):
Not a big really expensive exctly right, very expensive. But
there's a house on the corner of my street that
has like.

Speaker 8 (01:07:56):
What would be considered a green space, not necessarily a yard,
but they started putting up Halloween decorations. And the small
I'll take a picture of it and I'll send it
to you guys after work today. The small area that
they have allocated for a yard is jam packed with
eight ten foot tall decorations.

Speaker 6 (01:08:14):
They have like a witch.

Speaker 8 (01:08:16):
I don't know where it's suspended from or if it's
got like a pole in the.

Speaker 6 (01:08:19):
Ground, but the witch looks like it's flying. There's like
a giants of creepy looking scarecrow.

Speaker 2 (01:08:25):
There's they squeezed a lot into a small.

Speaker 6 (01:08:27):
Area of have really squeezed a lot into.

Speaker 2 (01:08:29):
A small area like and I was. I was, Oh boy,
I'll let it go. No, don't. What am I going
to do? This is my all year personality. Annoying Mary,
how you need to pull it?

Speaker 6 (01:08:47):
Two hours and forty.

Speaker 5 (01:08:48):
That's his seasonal personality, Mary, except it's all four seasons
like Vivaldi. That's his personality.

Speaker 2 (01:08:57):
I'll tell you what was.

Speaker 5 (01:08:58):
I don't know that it rises to the lane freaking
me out. But I had my first experience with one
of those goddamn lantern flies. I think I texted you guys, Yes,
not one, a lot of them. We were beset on
all sides by lantern flies. We're trying to have dinner.
I'm like, oh my god, enough enough of this. I'm

(01:09:20):
stepping on them. I'm flicking them all the foliage near
us we were having We were having dinner. I guess
I won't tell you where because I don't want to
blow them up or anything. Is not really their fault.
But we were having dinner on their patio on the
roof that's like meshed in.

Speaker 20 (01:09:42):
Now.

Speaker 5 (01:09:42):
They had kind of a grated ceiling. I guess for
esthetic purposes or whatever. So I have to assume they
were coming in there, but on the periphery of this patio,
and for a while we were the only people up
there eating, and then more people kind of came in
later on, but we were next to the window. But
again it was kind of it was kind of meshed in.

(01:10:03):
It wasn't open, you could see through it. But on
the periphery of this patio where like flowers and plants
and things. Goddamn lantern flies like Jesus just trying to
flick them. And what did the guys say, who called?
He goes you got to get him from the front
because he got eyes in the back or some nonsense

(01:10:24):
like that.

Speaker 2 (01:10:24):
I don't know.

Speaker 5 (01:10:27):
And people go, oh, you're supposed to call about those.
I'm like, there's a hundred of them in here. Who
od nr. I mean, I think early days of the
lantern fly. I mean, they've been in Pennsylvania for ten years,
they've been here for a few months. I think in
the early days they thought, oh, yeah, call and let
us know where they are, so we know where you
are in this kill like a good citizen. We were

(01:10:48):
in Ohio City. I'm like, I'm not calling in. What
am I gonna sit on? Hold, I'm trying to have dinner.

Speaker 2 (01:10:54):
Of course, the blug you don't have to.

Speaker 5 (01:10:57):
You can just submit it online. Yeah, well I'll do that.
I'll send them a message. Hey, here's where I smoosed
about fifty spotted lantern. I flicked a bunch of them.
But they're pretty resilient. It must be why they're such
an invasive species. But you flick them and they just

(01:11:19):
kind of come back.

Speaker 6 (01:11:20):
Did you think flicking it would kill it?

Speaker 5 (01:11:21):
I just wanted to get it out of my peripher
I wanted to get it out of my immediate vicinity.
And if if I flick it, I'm a good flicker.
If I flick it and it hits something, days is
it or something? And that's how I got a couple
of them under my boot.

Speaker 2 (01:11:39):
A lot of things Bill examples.

Speaker 7 (01:11:43):
Okay, well I was I pretend I was here because
I know you don't pick your boogers.

Speaker 5 (01:11:51):
Now, well no, no, don't flick the boggers, but the
spotted lantern flies.

Speaker 2 (01:11:58):
Boy, And for the guys out there, don't actually flick
the bean.

Speaker 6 (01:12:03):
I don't think anybody's doing that.

Speaker 2 (01:12:05):
I'm just making sure, there might be some young some
young buck. It's like, oh, you're supposed to flick it,
and he's like he's ready to play paper fil You've
got to let them learn.

Speaker 5 (01:12:15):
Let them learn. How will they learn anything if you
keep giving them the answers. Good point, good point. I'm
just trying to guide. Let them figure it out for themselves.
We had to figure it out for ourselves. Nobody was
telling us. Less, you're in Chicago Lennium Park, walk right up,
give it a gold flick. But the Ohio lantern flies,

(01:12:39):
which again this is not a new development. I just
literally that this was my first experience with a whole
lot of them at once, and it was it made
the experience less enjoyable where we were having dinner, and
again there had nothing to do about it. But I
didn't realize that we had opted for that. I guess

(01:13:01):
getting the getting a table on the on the roof
patio the.

Speaker 8 (01:13:07):
A few years ago when I work still worked on
town serving and bartending, that we get those midges, the
Canadian soldiers, Oh you want to call them, they were
a problem, okay, a problem right near the lake. Like
they would coat our tables and we would tell people
before they choose to eat outside. We would say, hey,

(01:13:30):
just so you know, there are a ton of bugs
out there, a ton, so you can choose to eat
on the patio. I understand, we only get two months
of patio weather or we can see you inside. And
without fail, every single day we would tell people there
are a lot of bugs out here, and every single
day someone would complain and try to send their food

(01:13:50):
back and be like, well one of those bugs laded
have a salad, and we're like, we told you this
was gonna happen before you came out here. We still
chose to sit out here anyway, Like we're not. We
got like that was a big fight that we would
get in often where it was like we warned you, hey,
there is a good chance a bug is gonna land
in your beer, and we're not gonna give you a
free one if you choose to sit outside.

Speaker 10 (01:14:13):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (01:14:14):
It makes you wonder, I mean it makes you wonder
what their thought process was because you're putting you're putting
service industry people in a really wild position there because
they essentially have to tell you, look stupid, we told
you this was gonna happen.

Speaker 8 (01:14:28):
And there's something like you said, there's nothing we can
do about this. We cannot make the bugs go away.
You are more than welcome to sit out there, but
when a bug lands in your food, you're not getting
it for free.

Speaker 5 (01:14:37):
Just so you know, you just have to wonder why
there were so many people willing, like what chance? What
do they think they were gonna do? Like, oh, they
won't land on me because fill in the blank. I
don't know what people.

Speaker 6 (01:14:49):
It has, but or if they.

Speaker 8 (01:14:50):
Truly don't care if they want to sit outside that
badly that they'll pick a bug out of their drink
or food and not care that was mine.

Speaker 2 (01:14:58):
But anyway, I got that right, put it right in
my mouth. But no, there isn't a there isn't a
patio that amazing anywhere that you'd sit there and go,
this is great, even with all the bugs.

Speaker 8 (01:15:12):
Yeah, well yeah, so I guess I'm surprised they didn't
tell you, hey, by the way, there's bugs out here.

Speaker 5 (01:15:23):
They did not, Nope, didn't say that good thing.

Speaker 2 (01:15:27):
You didn't mention the name of the place. Maybe they didn't.
They're not mage forward.

Speaker 5 (01:15:32):
Well maybe that they weren't. Maybe they weren't even aware.
I mean when we went up there, there was just
the bar tender behind the bar and us. We're the
first two people up there. We had a couple of
drinks at the bar. We were literally fit the table.
A couple of drinks at the bar, and then I
go up to the hostess. I'm like, hey, let's get
that table, and then we get up there. We'd never

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been to the place before, and so I opted for
the patio roof.

Speaker 2 (01:15:59):
I'm sorry than the bugs. Was it good? The food
was good. No complaints on the food. You get to
eat one shape. What did I get? I got a
file a squeezy So no, I got a flea. Now
when I go out, i'm eating.

Speaker 5 (01:16:13):
I'm not drinking my salads, right, I'm eating, But day
to day I will drink the hell out of a salad. Yes,
so no food was good, but yeah, those bugs.

Speaker 2 (01:16:28):
Boy.

Speaker 10 (01:16:29):
Since Mary knows so many Condor facts and went to
the observatory to see the stars, I think we need
a new Santaurus science segment, or each week she gives
us some science facts about an animal or something, and
I think that will be cool.

Speaker 5 (01:16:45):
Doesn't take much, does it really doesn't take much? People
pick up on something they go well, Mary knows a
lot about andyan condors.

Speaker 8 (01:16:53):
About she went to the you were here during our
condor conversation last week? Or was that yesterday?

Speaker 6 (01:16:58):
When did we talk about condor?

Speaker 5 (01:16:59):
No, Thursday? I believe he was not here, and she
went to the observatory park. So she should do a
new science segment.

Speaker 6 (01:17:09):
I'll do a science segment.

Speaker 5 (01:17:11):
I'm not kidding, Santura Science. All right, well you're here tomorrow. Yeah, yeah,
we'll do it tomorrow.

Speaker 8 (01:17:19):
Okay, what are you just gonna call it? Santora science?
Call whatever you want, Mayor science corner. I mean, you
don't have to be in a corner, Mayor. Let's not
get ahead of ourselves. I mean we don't even whatever
you want.

Speaker 2 (01:17:34):
You're the lady.

Speaker 6 (01:17:37):
We're workshopping it.

Speaker 2 (01:17:38):
I'm brainstorming with Mayor and I the science girl. What
did uh?

Speaker 5 (01:17:45):
What did that guy say? He goes, hold on, he
suggested something. Missus wizard. Miss wizard is wizard science.

Speaker 10 (01:17:54):
She gives us some science facts about an animal or something,
and I think that will be.

Speaker 5 (01:17:58):
An animal or something thing. All right, those are your
marching orders and animal or something. The wide wide world
of science. There's a lot. I mean, you could hit
anything science is all around us, as I understand it.

Speaker 6 (01:18:16):
And you can just pick we call it today in science.

Speaker 2 (01:18:23):
Sure, sure, I.

Speaker 5 (01:18:25):
Agree, just so I can send it to the voice guy. Uh,
Santaurra science, I don't know science. With Santara science, what.

Speaker 6 (01:18:37):
Are the branches of science?

Speaker 2 (01:18:39):
The executive, executive, legislative, legislative, and math. There you go,
all three.

Speaker 8 (01:18:47):
Physics, chemistry, astronomy, earth biology, ecology, anthropology.

Speaker 2 (01:18:51):
This is a longer lessening all the ologies. There's so
many ologies.

Speaker 6 (01:18:54):
Marology, bio.

Speaker 2 (01:18:56):
No, you don't want to get too clever.

Speaker 6 (01:18:58):
With it, zoology.

Speaker 2 (01:19:02):
How about.

Speaker 6 (01:19:04):
Genetics?

Speaker 2 (01:19:05):
Up to you? Up to you Mary's science thing.

Speaker 6 (01:19:14):
You suck at this?

Speaker 2 (01:19:15):
I don't, but it's not mine.

Speaker 6 (01:19:17):
Bill, You're usually good at naming things.

Speaker 2 (01:19:19):
We just named it mary science thing. We just gave
it to you Mary's science thing.

Speaker 6 (01:19:27):
Am I right for tomorrow? How long should it be?

Speaker 7 (01:19:29):
Professor Professor foot fetishes teaches you about science.

Speaker 5 (01:19:34):
But she's not the foot fetish. All right, Professor Foot
have her foot, have her, Professor Foot, have her here
she is. We're overthinking it science science With santour.

Speaker 2 (01:19:47):
I think it's May explaining science.

Speaker 6 (01:19:50):
Explaining colon science.

Speaker 2 (01:19:52):
Colon.

Speaker 5 (01:19:53):
You don't need a colon. You're explaining science. We did
the colon and stuff yesterday. Mare explaining science.

Speaker 6 (01:20:02):
No, I don't like that.

Speaker 5 (01:20:03):
Okay, well we'll think about it. We have to come
up with it right now.

Speaker 14 (01:20:06):
How long?

Speaker 5 (01:20:06):
We don't even have to do it? Tomorrow? You're out,
Thursday and Friday? We get what day you're out? Thursday
and Friday and Monday.

Speaker 2 (01:20:14):
Mary's science dump ew mom.

Speaker 5 (01:20:18):
Like you guys, it doesn't have to be poop science.
Don't think of poop what I think? Don't pen them out.
He's thinking about breasts, about boobies.

Speaker 6 (01:20:28):
How long should this peace be?

Speaker 5 (01:20:31):
Forty five seconds?

Speaker 6 (01:20:32):
That's it.

Speaker 2 (01:20:33):
Science is a liar sometimes.

Speaker 8 (01:20:36):
I was thinking eight or nine minutes, eight or nine minutes, dude,
there's so many facts about condors you don't understand.

Speaker 6 (01:20:45):
I can't.

Speaker 8 (01:20:45):
I cannot teach you about this avan giant in forty
five seconds.

Speaker 5 (01:20:50):
I'm not trying to learn.

Speaker 6 (01:20:52):
That's all point of that segment.

Speaker 2 (01:20:53):
I'm not trying to learn about condors specifically.

Speaker 6 (01:20:58):
Or whatever science fact I pick.

Speaker 5 (01:21:00):
Again, you don't have to do any of this that guy.
Just because that guy said, hey, just because the thought
ping pong in his brain doesn't mean you gotta do anything.

Speaker 2 (01:21:10):
What if you call it? Actually but from a girl.
There are a lot of female scientists, Bill, Yeah, all
the female scientists are female, all right, they are to
a person, they're scientists, and the females.

Speaker 5 (01:21:28):
A science mayor centerologies. How about Mary's laby oratory?

Speaker 2 (01:21:35):
No, no, so you're trying to make up how uncomfortable?
Oh gosh, it's weird.

Speaker 21 (01:21:41):
It's not right.

Speaker 2 (01:21:42):
That's cool.

Speaker 16 (01:21:42):
And there's plenty more where that came from.

Speaker 9 (01:21:45):
Back to the Alan Gox show on one hundred.

Speaker 16 (01:21:47):
Point seven WMMS.

Speaker 5 (01:22:07):
What a great pink Floyd's Wish You Were Here, by
the way, is a great sex record. I don't know
that people think of it. But if you got forty
four minutes to spare and you're gonna get it on.

Speaker 7 (01:22:20):
I have never noticed any difference between any of the
records I've had sex with.

Speaker 2 (01:22:25):
They're all too sharp. Marry your thoughts, you know my thoughts?
Why do you ask time? Ever? But they have that
tiny hole in the middle, Bill, how can they be
so sharp? That's well, I don't fit through that tiny ah.
You gotta go for the compact disc. That's so.

Speaker 5 (01:22:51):
Any who Wish You Were Here is a great bang record.
I know everybody's kind of got their own. I'm just saying,
allow me to throw you a wild pitch. You might
have never considered that, but it's bookended with those two
really long tracks, and you can have fun with it

(01:23:11):
all the way through. So if you've never tried it,
that's a freebie from AC. Throw on Pink Floyd's Wish
You Were Here. You got that first track there right
that opens the whole thing up. It's like thirteen minutes long,
Shine on You Crazy Diamond. That's the song that bookends

(01:23:33):
the whole album. First tracks thirteen minutes, last one's twelve.
In between, you got a little bit of fun, especially when,
especially when have a Cigar comes on. If you're somebody
who likes your musical accompaniment to be a bit more
double entendre, Welcome to the machine.

Speaker 2 (01:23:57):
Maybe you and.

Speaker 5 (01:23:59):
Your partner like to work in some mechanical activity. You
play again. It does not all have to be on
the nose like this, but you know, and then when
Wish You Were Here, when the title track comes on,
that's perfect for if they've left you by that time
because they don't like Pink Floyd just trying to help

(01:24:24):
out out there. We got hot celebrity guys from Perez
Builton in mere minutes. That's exciting. Mary is excited, but
you'll have to wait. See now that she has her
science segment, she's she's feeling herself. I think we've got

(01:24:46):
a name for it, oh for Mary science segment. And
what is it going to be called?

Speaker 6 (01:24:54):
Science Fair with Mayor?

Speaker 5 (01:24:57):
Is that what it's going to be called? Science Fair
with Mayor? Okay, customer came up with that, good one.
I don't mind it.

Speaker 2 (01:25:06):
Now. Is it going to be f a r e
or f ai r?

Speaker 6 (01:25:10):
Well, a science fair is fai.

Speaker 9 (01:25:12):
R it is?

Speaker 5 (01:25:12):
But mayor is m a r e.

Speaker 6 (01:25:15):
No, it's m a R.

Speaker 5 (01:25:17):
It's m a R Yeah. Yeah, Oh like mr apostrophe.
That's Mar's. That's a verb, it's a M. Listen, it's
a name. You can do whatever you want to with it.

Speaker 2 (01:25:29):
I'm just saying, which has an E at the end
and should be Spokane, but it's Spokane, so it can
be mayor m a R.

Speaker 5 (01:25:38):
Okay, fair enough? Yeah, well you've got it all figured out.
There's nothing more I can do there science fair with mayor?
But a fair implies, uh fair applies and implies an
array of items could be.

Speaker 2 (01:25:56):
Or you go to a science fair.

Speaker 5 (01:25:57):
You have a whole bunch of kids, each with their
own ten whatever they found to be compelling or interesting.
Yours is going to be. I have to assume one subject,
which you're really drilling down on.

Speaker 6 (01:26:08):
I'm doing nine minutes. I can do more one subject.

Speaker 5 (01:26:11):
You're doing ninety seconds.

Speaker 6 (01:26:13):
I'm doing eleven minutes.

Speaker 2 (01:26:15):
You're doing forty five seconds.

Speaker 6 (01:26:17):
I'm doing two hours.

Speaker 2 (01:26:18):
You're doing twenty two seconds.

Speaker 6 (01:26:21):
I am doing my final offer a full show on
science facts.

Speaker 5 (01:26:27):
All right, well, that will be fun.

Speaker 6 (01:26:30):
You don't even get a truck.

Speaker 2 (01:26:31):
That will be fun.

Speaker 6 (01:26:32):
I'm asking your permission.

Speaker 2 (01:26:34):
No, why am I arguing with her about this?

Speaker 6 (01:26:36):
It's my show.

Speaker 5 (01:26:37):
Why am I arguing with her? It's her segment. You
know when pound Cake did the sports break, he did
his own. I told him what to do and what
not to do, and then he made it his own.
He proceeded to ignore me and make it his own,
and then one awards, one awards Best sports Talker. Where

(01:26:59):
did that get.

Speaker 2 (01:27:01):
Into a regular job?

Speaker 5 (01:27:04):
I saw our boy Sebastian Maniscalco has added Cleveland to
his current tour. I don't know, I don't know. That
you guys are as enamored of him as I am,
but if you are a Sebastian Maniscalco fan. He has
added twenty three cities. He's doing five sold out knights
at Madison Square Garden. He's doing two sold out nights

(01:27:26):
at home at the United Center in Chicago, and he
will be coming to do the Romo Fijo on February
the seventh second leg. The added dates begin in twenty
twenty five.

Speaker 2 (01:27:41):
Someone wanted to take me in a suite, I would
go to that a suite. Yeah, I go to that
in a suite.

Speaker 6 (01:27:49):
You can get it free in the best seats.

Speaker 2 (01:27:51):
Yeah, oh really, so.

Speaker 5 (01:27:53):
I don't want to under those under any other conditions,
no interest or front like five rows, five rows, you
could probably swing that. We probably know people.

Speaker 2 (01:28:08):
Tonight he's starting because if you're not like super close
or in a suite, you're basically just watching this watching TV.

Speaker 5 (01:28:16):
Tomorrow night, he starts the first of five sold out
nights at Madison Square Garden with his feature act Mary
Lynn Santorra.

Speaker 2 (01:28:24):
Are you on those?

Speaker 8 (01:28:27):
That's actually where I meant by I was performing at
Gotham Comedy Club tonight was.

Speaker 5 (01:28:31):
Well, this is tomorrow night. This starts tomorrow night. Then
doesn't doesn't mess with.

Speaker 6 (01:28:36):
You tonightsal dinner tonight.

Speaker 5 (01:28:39):
I think he still has Pat McCann in front of him.

Speaker 2 (01:28:41):
I love Pat.

Speaker 5 (01:28:42):
He's another Chicago guy. Yeah, Pat's great. So anyway, that's
if you like Sebastian Mascalco. If you don't, then disregard
everything I just said and focus your mental efforts on
Mary's sign.

Speaker 2 (01:29:00):
That's fair.

Speaker 5 (01:29:01):
Yes, the Guardians will play again tonight, first of four.
Last night against the Twins, they beat them four to three.
Guardians are barreling towards the end of the regular season.
They only have one more road series.

Speaker 2 (01:29:12):
That is this weekend.

Speaker 5 (01:29:13):
They'll go to Saint Louis play the Cardinals. Otherwise you're
hear at home. They'll finish up with the Twins. They
got Cincy and Houston on the way before the end
of the regular season. The magic number you might have
read is seven, and if you only have a passing
knowledge of what that means, there's all kinds of places
online that will do the math for you. The Guardians

(01:29:35):
Twins tonight, six p forty. We'll get out of here
and get you right into first pitch on MMS and
you can also listen in the iHeartRadio app. Nicki Minaj
was in Cleveland. It was a big, big Friday night.
It was the Billy Joel Rod Stewart thing over at
Browns Bank Park. It was a Nicki minaje at the

(01:29:57):
Romo Fijo.

Speaker 12 (01:29:59):
Who I.

Speaker 5 (01:30:01):
Whatever she's doing right, I'm a much bigger fan of
her than I am her music, to be frank. But
it's called like the Pink Tour or something. They had
the digital billboards all lit up downtown.

Speaker 2 (01:30:12):
It was a big night.

Speaker 5 (01:30:13):
The Guardian's game Nicki Minaj right next door, blah blah blah,
A lot of traffic, a lot of people. But the
hashtag on her tour is gag city, And I like that.
This is where we are now in pop culture. A
lot of people don't like it. I like it that
we in order to get, you know, people's attention, spans

(01:30:33):
now are so fractured that in order to get people's attention,
even for someone at the pop culture echelon than Nicki
Minaj is, you still have to come out full till
boogie with something that makes people go, what gag city?

Speaker 16 (01:30:51):
Now?

Speaker 5 (01:30:52):
Unless that is an acronym that I'm not hip too,
like she's maybe she has a song called.

Speaker 20 (01:30:58):
Girls Are Girl going against the grain and I don't
know it, but gag city maybe if you're a Nicki
Minaj fan, I could be way off, in which case
I'll you know, But what is like the gag in reference.

Speaker 5 (01:31:13):
To Probably I think we know what the gag is
in reference to I'm lost here?

Speaker 6 (01:31:20):
What can I say?

Speaker 21 (01:31:21):
That word?

Speaker 5 (01:31:22):
What word?

Speaker 2 (01:31:24):
Filatio?

Speaker 6 (01:31:26):
That's what I said.

Speaker 5 (01:31:26):
Yeah, I believe that is what she means by by
by gag city. Now, I thought Portland, Oregon was the
gag city, but maybe that's rips? Are they rip city
or gag city? What's the gag city? And well, Friday
night it was Cleveland And I don't know if they

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caught her walking through Tower City or maybe she was
doing a thing at Tower City.

Speaker 2 (01:31:53):
I don't know.

Speaker 5 (01:31:53):
I mean she did a thing at Yeah, she must
have it because she has a huge and that's not normal.
Yeah that's not what our city is like. Yeah, yeah,
so yeah, Nicki Minaj was like, Oh, I've always loved
Cleveland and the whole thing, and yeah, that's nice.

Speaker 2 (01:32:11):
That's smart, smart of her. Most artists don't say that
when they come through here, but she did, so that's good.

Speaker 5 (01:32:17):
Most people get up in stage, I go, hey, what's
up Cleveland. I couldn't care less to be here you guys,
thanks for coming out.

Speaker 2 (01:32:26):
She said Cleveland means a lot to her, so that's
very nice of her.

Speaker 5 (01:32:29):
She also said certain cities just have a very down
to earth warm vibe that makes you not even want
to leave. And then you know what, she did left,
but she didn't want to. Yeah, she wanted to know.
She knows the side of bread is buttered, and by
buttered bread, you know what I mean?

Speaker 6 (01:32:47):
Yeah, Penis what no huh.

Speaker 2 (01:32:53):
Jokes?

Speaker 9 (01:32:54):
You know what?

Speaker 5 (01:32:54):
Maybe maybe I'll rescind the whole science thing from Penis
lady over here.

Speaker 1 (01:33:09):
This is a.

Speaker 16 (01:33:10):
Celebrity gossip with Forrest built in.

Speaker 7 (01:33:16):
Oh we got business gossip that you can gag all
over al right, starting things off. Kelly Osborne is featured
in the new TMZ documentary about the prescription drug ring
involving the doctors that were implicated in the Matthew Perry death.

Speaker 2 (01:33:32):
And we got a little clip from it here. M
M let me show you this. Yeah here it is
very famous family.

Speaker 22 (01:33:42):
And when you went to doctors, did that become part
of their calculation in giving you these drugs to ingratiate
themselves with celebrities.

Speaker 23 (01:33:53):
I can't say with one hundred percent certainty, but it
very much.

Speaker 2 (01:33:56):
Felt that way.

Speaker 23 (01:33:57):
What kind of drugs he stopped off with bikingden ended
up with oxyconton, which is a lot stronger and very dangerous.

Speaker 22 (01:34:08):
So they never questioned you, challenged you, No, never, they
just gave you drugs.

Speaker 23 (01:34:15):
I would say that I was in pain and they
just won't be a prescription.

Speaker 2 (01:34:19):
Did they ever call your mom or dad and say
what's going on here?

Speaker 23 (01:34:24):
No, they didn't, I mean not to my knowledge anyway.

Speaker 22 (01:34:29):
Would you actually be the one to go to the
pharmacy and fill the prescription?

Speaker 2 (01:34:33):
Yeah, a thirteen year old.

Speaker 6 (01:34:38):
I go with an older friend.

Speaker 23 (01:34:40):
Or yeah in retrospect, when you say this now, it's
so crazy.

Speaker 2 (01:34:47):
Yeah, it is is crazy that they did that.

Speaker 24 (01:34:50):
And according to inside sources, inside sources, celebrities and wealthy
people are treated differently by doctors.

Speaker 7 (01:35:02):
Right, nobody knew that inside sources. Let you know, Uh,
P Diddy was or he just goes by Diddy. Now
it doesn't matter. He's going to jail. He's in jail.

Speaker 2 (01:35:12):
He was arrested and they raided his whole place, and
while they were raiding his place, they found over a
thousand bottles of Loube And according to inside sources, inside sources,
that's why I can't nobody hold him down.

Speaker 5 (01:35:28):
He's too slippery for my loop because of that. Yeah right, yeah,
I remember the song with Mace. I so vaguely remember.

Speaker 2 (01:35:40):
Mary Knows.

Speaker 7 (01:35:41):
And finally, uh Cleveland's Guardians manager Stephen Vote made it
into TMZ Sports News after giving a very emotional press
conference where he was on the verge of tears.

Speaker 16 (01:35:54):
Here we go to Dust.

Speaker 19 (01:36:00):
I mean, you're proud of what.

Speaker 25 (01:36:01):
I love these guys. There's so much fun to watch.
They love each other. They work hard. That was about
full night. And to see two teammates coming together like that,
that's powerful.

Speaker 2 (01:36:17):
Some eighteen years ago I left Dayton, Ohio. Not yet,
there's a lot of moving parts. Oh yeah, yeah, teammates
coming together, which is good for them. It's very progressive.

Speaker 24 (01:36:33):
But according to inside sources, inside sources, you.

Speaker 7 (01:36:37):
Think he's crying out, Wait till he sees how the
Yankees get away with everything in the playoffs.

Speaker 6 (01:36:43):
Oh yeah, make you cry.

Speaker 3 (01:36:47):
From eighteen years ago, I left Dayton, Ohio, with two
very bad knees and a dream to become a major
league baseball player. I they got it.

Speaker 16 (01:37:02):
Wasn't celebrity gossip. The rest built in, man.

Speaker 2 (01:37:17):
I can't wait to crap all over Mary tomorrow when
she's doing her science stuff like she does to me
when I do myself.

Speaker 6 (01:37:23):
I literally didn't anything.

Speaker 2 (01:37:25):
Just the look on your face? What was your look?

Speaker 6 (01:37:28):
There isn't a look. We're on radio, nobody can see
my face.

Speaker 5 (01:37:32):
I mean there's people watching the live stream, but the.

Speaker 6 (01:37:34):
Live stream isn't on me. When Bill's doing his segment.

Speaker 2 (01:37:38):
How did he see your face?

Speaker 6 (01:37:39):
I can see he always has my face pulled up
like a friggin creep.

Speaker 10 (01:37:44):
I have to have it.

Speaker 5 (01:37:46):
That Diddy things wild though it is wild, all of it,
like it's so much lube, the Diddy thing.

Speaker 7 (01:37:52):
They're not going to give him any sort of bail.
I don't think like he's not able to get out
because they think he's a flight risk.

Speaker 5 (01:37:59):
And then oh yeah, he offered them like tens of
millions of dollars to get up, you know, give him bail.

Speaker 2 (01:38:05):
Yeah, because he's because he's like, want somebody here, I'm gone. Yeah,
And then the whole uh, Matthew Perry drug ring thing,
and that whole documentary is interesting and really really sad.
Imagine going like, oh, here's some viking in for a
thirteen year old. Oh you're in a little bit of pain.
Here you go. Yeah, that's nuts. Sad. So much for

(01:38:27):
doctors thinking that women are lying.

Speaker 6 (01:38:29):
Mary, We're not all famous, Alan, You'll get there. I'm trying.

Speaker 25 (01:38:36):
See.

Speaker 5 (01:38:36):
That is one of the unspoken great things about fame
is that yes, you'll never have another doctor not believe
you again. You'll go all this hurts, all this hurts,
and they'll go, Okay, I heard, I heard your album,
I believe you, I saw your special.

Speaker 2 (01:38:59):
Here's this. I got a call from a listener. That's
I think rises to the level of celebrity news.

Speaker 6 (01:39:06):
Oh hey, Ellen, do you want to broadcast the site
of a crush on Elton John?

Speaker 18 (01:39:11):
You don't know.

Speaker 23 (01:39:11):
I'm a meal, you know.

Speaker 19 (01:39:12):
I like that man, You know, I just wanted to
know if you could broadcast that one.

Speaker 2 (01:39:17):
Yep, there you go. The guy has a crush on
Elton John? Is that does that?

Speaker 5 (01:39:22):
The breaking? Is that an inside source?

Speaker 22 (01:39:26):
That guy?

Speaker 2 (01:39:27):
I don't know who he is, Sir. I would have
loved more information about you. No, I don't know who
you know.

Speaker 7 (01:39:33):
If somebody like an anonymous person saying they have a
crush on Elton John qualifies as hot celebrity, guys, it
was about a hot celebrity. I mean, who doesn't have
a crush on Elton John?

Speaker 6 (01:39:47):
Really have a crush out?

Speaker 5 (01:39:48):
You don't have a crush on Elton John? Not really
know what about Elton John? In nineteen seventy six?

Speaker 2 (01:39:54):
Oh boy?

Speaker 5 (01:39:55):
All right, well that's because your agist Mary, Yeah, hands straight,
very clear. Okay, I've got it what I'm soo long.

Speaker 2 (01:40:09):
Killing it?

Speaker 14 (01:40:10):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (01:40:12):
The lev Tonics set you on your feet a gun.

Speaker 8 (01:40:17):
Our phone operators are standing by with their thumbs up their.

Speaker 6 (01:40:21):
Asses waiting for you to call.

Speaker 9 (01:40:23):
So cool call the Alan Cox Show two one six
one double oh seven or one four eight one.

Speaker 16 (01:40:30):
Double oh seven.

Speaker 5 (01:40:39):
Think you Minaj did a shoe release? Did a meet
and greet.

Speaker 2 (01:40:45):
At that DTLR spot in Tower City.

Speaker 5 (01:40:48):
Gag is a slang term that means to stun or
amaze or leave speechless. Is what somebody said, Well, I
like the fillatio one better. I like thinking that gag
city her just front and center.

Speaker 2 (01:41:03):
You know she's well, think of how long ago wop was.

Speaker 5 (01:41:11):
Right, I mean you got huh oh Cardi b'mo was
Cardi B? I keep I always confuse Cardi B with
Nicki Minaj. But I'm team Nicki Minaj. I do now
Megan thee Stallion. I was telling everybody about Megan thee
Stallion before anybody knew what was going on. However, Nicki

(01:41:33):
Minaj better than Cardi B. Now Nicki Minaj is married
to a sex offender. Yes, but you gotta take the
rough with the smooth. So okay, there you go. If
that's true about the sline with the gagging. Mmm, hey,

(01:41:53):
Guardians are playing tonight? Guardians are the who are they playing?
The Twins are going to be gagging on the Guardians' bats.
That is a six forty first pitch right around the
corner here at Progressive Field. Precious few days remain for
you to take in a home Guardians game. I mean,

(01:42:14):
they'll be playing some postseason ball two but sixty Tonight,
Twins Guardians two of four before they head off to
Saint Louis for the weekend. Mary will be performing at
the Comedy Zone in Charlotte. We have a lot of
bureau chiefs in Charlotte. We have Jason who was a
very early bureau chief with Mike and Ken and Jake.

Speaker 6 (01:42:35):
Come on now, guys, be fun.

Speaker 5 (01:42:39):
Somebody sent me the story about the guy who used
to be a radio traffic reporter in Charlotte. They found
him beaten to death in his car and they have
since arrested. And this is always one of these situations
that I think about, like what will my post broadcasting

(01:43:01):
career b because this is a very strange line of
work in that one day people know who you are
and are able to hear you if they want to,
and might even care about the things that you have
to say, That's what you hope. And then the next

(01:43:21):
day you're not on anymore and nobody cares, and you've
still got whatever the rest of your life is. And
so this guy, this guy named Doug Maxwell, who was
a relatively well known guy. Again he was you know,
he wasn't doing his own show. He was a traffic reporter.

(01:43:42):
But people knew who he was. He had done traffic for.
This wasn't a guy who's been doing it for thirty years.
They said that he had been doing traffic for one
of the big am stations in Charlotte and one of
their FM stations for about seven years. He'd been out
of the business for the past seven years. And after

(01:44:08):
his Stinton Radio he was a salesman for an office
furniture shop in Charlotte. That's how that's how quickly things change.
And they found him dead in his car, and it
turned out that his roommate killed him. So this is

(01:44:29):
a sixty two year old guy with a roommate. That's
how great it is. He was a divorced father of five.

Speaker 6 (01:44:39):
That's why he's got a roommate.

Speaker 5 (01:44:40):
Yeah, sixty two years old. His twenty nine year old
roommate killed him. They lived in different rooms in the
basement of a home. This guy's killing it and they
scooped the roommate up and they don't know what happened.

(01:45:03):
They think that the guy just snapped or they had
a brief argument about something. They said that this guy
had had health issues in recent years. The guy who's
dead the Charlotte radio traffic reporter. But people in local
media who knew the guy were shocked. He was always

(01:45:27):
a nice guy, always very very friendly.

Speaker 2 (01:45:30):
But after.

Speaker 5 (01:45:33):
His stint, sixty two, divorced, five kids, living in a
basement room with a dude half his age who kills him.
Died of blunt force trauma.

Speaker 2 (01:45:49):
They found him. Just a neighbor called and goes, hey,
I think there's a dead guy in a car outside
this house. And it was this guy.

Speaker 5 (01:45:58):
And they figured out that the roommate was who killed him,
and so rip Doug Maxwell and potentially this is what
awaits all of us in this god forsaken businessmate getting
killed by a roommate. You heard me, I'm sorry.

Speaker 6 (01:46:22):
I'm currently the only one with a roommate.

Speaker 2 (01:46:24):
Who Yeah, but this guy is sixty two years old.

Speaker 5 (01:46:26):
There's still plenty of time for me to end up
destitute in a basement room with a roommate. Plenty of time.
So something to think about, no matter what line of
work here in something.

Speaker 2 (01:46:43):
You give us what like, tell us the story. How'd
you end up with a roommate who.

Speaker 5 (01:46:47):
Like all fell apartnest manifest, it all fell apart.

Speaker 2 (01:46:53):
I don't know what happened. One day you're doing this
and this is all you're doing, and the next day
you're not.

Speaker 5 (01:46:58):
I don't have transferable skills, you know, there's a there's
a flip side to being successful in this business. I'm
so lucky and fortunate and happy to have had a
long career in this business. The flip side of that
is you've been doing it for so long you can't
do anything else. I just want to know, like that

(01:47:19):
that's how I ended up in a basement room of
the roommate basement. Wow, this guy's living in a basement, right,
Doug Max, Well, if.

Speaker 7 (01:47:27):
You might just like not have gone all the way
to basement with roommate, like maybe you were like in
like second floor roommate.

Speaker 5 (01:47:35):
Sixty two year old Doug Maxwell is living in a basement.
Talk about twenty nine year old is Sie dro rivera
Aguero junior.

Speaker 2 (01:47:44):
It's kind of tough.

Speaker 5 (01:47:46):
I have to think that as Si dro rivera Aguero senior,
must be very disappointed living in suburban Charlotte in a basement.
I don't know how likely that is. I don't know
how I end up in the basement room.

Speaker 2 (01:48:02):
I don't know.

Speaker 6 (01:48:04):
But if you had to figure it, like if you
had to guess.

Speaker 5 (01:48:08):
What happens, If I had to guess.

Speaker 6 (01:48:10):
From today until the day that your roommate murders you happens.

Speaker 2 (01:48:17):
I don't know. I don't I don't know I don't know.
I didn't work it out in my head.

Speaker 5 (01:48:27):
I'm just saying that everybody kind of goes through their
life doing what they do.

Speaker 2 (01:48:32):
Unless you're somebody.

Speaker 5 (01:48:33):
Who works a lot of weirdo jobs or whatever, you're
kind of used to that instability. And there's certainly nothing
stable about this business. But I've been fortunate to work
in a lot of places and do a successful show
to the extent that they want to make it worth
my while. But one day they come to you and

(01:48:54):
they go, it's over. It's all over, And they don't
need a reason, they just tell you it's over. Like
First Blood it's over, Johnny, when Richard Krenna gets on
that walkie and tells Stallone to come in from the
cold because it's all over. I don't know how I

(01:49:15):
end up in that basement, but it could happen just
me and assidrou rivera Aguero the third. I assume this
guy has a kid.

Speaker 6 (01:49:27):
How are you ending up in a basement?

Speaker 5 (01:49:29):
How does anybody end up in a basement?

Speaker 11 (01:49:31):
Man?

Speaker 6 (01:49:31):
I'm asking Bill, how do you think your destitute?

Speaker 2 (01:49:34):
Okay?

Speaker 7 (01:49:34):
So, uh, what happens to me is people start thinking
that Mary doesn't actually like the stuff that I do.

Speaker 2 (01:49:44):
She they, they and they.

Speaker 7 (01:49:48):
And she's she builds this whole campaign against Perez Builton
and the Friday get Down and uh, meanwhile, I'm just
here being a sweet sweet boy, of course, and all
these people just ransacked my career and to the point
where I end up.

Speaker 2 (01:50:08):
In a basement ransacked? What ransacked your career? Your pillaged?

Speaker 6 (01:50:16):
Huh, I'm responsible for your downfall.

Speaker 2 (01:50:19):
I mean that's what it looks like according to this story, the.

Speaker 6 (01:50:22):
Story that you made.

Speaker 2 (01:50:24):
Okay, there's ransacking going on. I'm just a sweet sweet
boy making sillies. And then, yeah, you would form this
mob against me.

Speaker 5 (01:50:35):
Or she's so utterly leapfrogs you that you're not even
a thought anymore. No, and that drives you to some
kind of you comes, some kind of emotional madness. No no, no, no, no,
you could still be a sweet sweet boy and be
driven to emotional madness.

Speaker 2 (01:50:53):
Sweet sweet boy just doing sillies. And Mary's just can't
handle it, So she turns a bunch of people against me.

Speaker 5 (01:51:02):
Wait, she actively has it in for you.

Speaker 6 (01:51:04):
I actually have and I live in a different state,
mind you, boy.

Speaker 2 (01:51:08):
That's cold. Mary, I know a different state, and you
have it again. I don't want this to be the
reality that we live.

Speaker 5 (01:51:15):
In because once the once, the once, the Mary Santara
and Bill show takes over, it's all over for me. Allan,
a wife is just a roommate with a ceremony. Anyway,
I'm sorry to hear that. That's uh, that doesn't sound
like a fun way to live your life, that your

(01:51:37):
wife is just a roommate with a ceremony attached to it.
Not wrong, though, Sarah a roommate. I mean, you do
live with them, but I don't know that Doug Maxwell.
Maybe Doug Maxwell was having sex with Issedra River you
yea together, but they were, but they were living in

(01:52:00):
separate rooms in the same house.

Speaker 8 (01:52:02):
Yeah, you can still sleep with someone and sleep in
a different bed, Like, have sex with them and sleep
in a different bed.

Speaker 6 (01:52:08):
Old people do it all the time.

Speaker 5 (01:52:11):
So you think that there was something sexual in nature
to this, maybe, I see. I guess I didn't come
to that conclusion. I thought they had an argument of
were like, how come you never wash the waffle iron
standard roommate stuff.

Speaker 6 (01:52:25):
Yeah, waffle irons. We will fight about that all the time.

Speaker 5 (01:52:29):
Though, Well, you guys don't live together if you did,
you'd be fighting over the waffle iron. I have a roommate,
but you guys are never there at the same time.

Speaker 8 (01:52:38):
But I'm try as the only person on the show
with a roommate. Yes, it's all waffle iron fights. That's
literally we can't get over it.

Speaker 5 (01:52:46):
Do you guys have a waff iron?

Speaker 6 (01:52:48):
Yep, No you don't. You don't know anything about Those.

Speaker 5 (01:52:51):
Are such a pain to clean. You're not messing with
a waffle iron. I do guaranteed.

Speaker 6 (01:52:57):
I put my hair in it.

Speaker 2 (01:53:02):
To get that sweet sweet crimp.

Speaker 6 (01:53:04):
Yeah, syrup is a substitut for hairspray.

Speaker 5 (01:53:07):
You know you don't put the syrup in the waffle
iron right.

Speaker 6 (01:53:10):
The way I do it.

Speaker 16 (01:53:11):
Wow.

Speaker 6 (01:53:12):
I'm also not gonna tell you which my body's hair I.

Speaker 5 (01:53:14):
Am gig league roommate stuff.

Speaker 6 (01:53:19):
That's actually why my roommate's so mad at me, because
she uses it for actual waffles and I use it
to crimp my body hair.

Speaker 5 (01:53:25):
Why don't you just get another waffle iron and then
you can each have your own.

Speaker 6 (01:53:30):
Are hard, We're not some two waffle iron household.

Speaker 5 (01:53:34):
Because you know, a lot of body hair doesn't need
to be crimped. Most of it it's pre crimped. Oh really,
what I do?

Speaker 2 (01:53:40):
Uh huh?

Speaker 5 (01:53:41):
Those are for the footpicks. Yes, you have the hairy
toes and that foot that hair needs to be crimped. Yep, yep,
you're gonna make it look like your toes are being
shocked in a comic.

Speaker 6 (01:53:51):
Book, my hobbit feet.

Speaker 2 (01:53:55):
Well, all right, that guy.

Speaker 5 (01:53:57):
Is dead and I don't know, you know, maybe one
of our Charlotte listeners was a.

Speaker 2 (01:54:04):
Big fan of his.

Speaker 5 (01:54:05):
Again, I don't even know how you get into traffic reporting.
I don't even know how that happens. The best as
I can tell, it's somebody who goes yes, I will
read the traffic like.

Speaker 2 (01:54:17):
I don't know what. I don't know what skills you
have to have.

Speaker 5 (01:54:21):
I don't know anything about it. I know we have
traffic people. I don't know anything about them other than
they tell people where they're going to have to slow
down or where there's a car on fire.

Speaker 2 (01:54:32):
I don't know how that happens. Tim is in Detroit. Hello, Tim, Hi, Hi.

Speaker 21 (01:54:45):
Just wanted to call and say hi and tell you guys, Yeah,
I really enjoyed listening to you over the years on
streaming on iHeartRadio and catch me in the car once
in a while, at least when I was working before
I retired to pick up when I was near the
east end of town. But you guys are doing a

(01:55:06):
great job. Kind of reminds me of my youth when
I was back here in Cleveland growing up and listening
to WMMS and comment on the DJs and what happens
to them after life. One of my favorite DJs from WMMS.
Last I heard a guy named Jeff Kinsbach was on

(01:55:26):
the road with his wife and they were traveling into
camper all around the United States, kind of like what
my parents did. And you know, I'm sure everybody has
a little inithity fall into. You know, Donna Helper was
still out on the West coast. Don't know where Kitty
Leo is, but I just thought it's interesting that somebody,

(01:55:48):
you know, decided that, after years and years.

Speaker 10 (01:55:50):
In radio, they wanted to go camping across the US.

Speaker 21 (01:55:53):
Uh and and I really feel bad about that DJ
that you guys are talking about in the Carolinas.

Speaker 5 (01:56:00):
So yeah, Kinsbach and his wife were doing a podcast.
They were kind of doing like their RV Life podcast.
You can't do that forever because you get bored with it.
And so they stop doing it. So I don't know
what the guy's doing now. I still hear him on
commercials and things like that, and I don't know him.
I have met him on an occasion and he seemed

(01:56:20):
like a very very nice guy. I don't know what
you do after that, though, you know what I mean.
It's like one of those things where you try to
and I don't know anything about their situation at all,
So it's just speculation on my part. But I think
of it in terms of, like, you go, oh, we're
going to get an RV and travel the country because
we had to sell our house. I don't know if

(01:56:40):
that's the case at all, but it's like all these
different things that can happen, and who knows. How did
you end up in Detroit, tim Well?

Speaker 21 (01:56:51):
I actually worked in the credit union industry, and I
got a job offering it to run on it for
an organization up here. Back in the eighties and nineties
it was still as strong. There's some great cus around Cleveland,
but there's you know, a little bigger city.

Speaker 10 (01:57:09):
A little more opportunity up here at the time.

Speaker 21 (01:57:12):
Love to see.

Speaker 12 (01:57:13):
I visit my daughter in Lakewood regularly, and I.

Speaker 10 (01:57:16):
Really love to see.

Speaker 21 (01:57:18):
Uh, you know how Cleveland's grown up. Still still a
big Browns fan. We got a my late wife used
to make wreaths and we've got a wreath on the
front door here surrounded by Lions fans. And we still
you know, post our Guardians when we can.

Speaker 2 (01:57:33):
And you know, go guard I hope they do good.

Speaker 21 (01:57:36):
They're looking great.

Speaker 2 (01:57:37):
Seven is the magic number. Sure is sure?

Speaker 5 (01:57:41):
Okay, listen, Tim, Thank you for listening.

Speaker 21 (01:57:43):
Pill Well, thank you for having me on.

Speaker 2 (01:57:47):
Thanks Tim.

Speaker 5 (01:57:47):
There's Tim in Detroit. I kept waiting for a butt,
I kept waiting for the other shoe to drop with Tim,
but then it seemed like he was being pretty genuine. Yeah, okay,
thank you, Tom. Hey, Katherine, Hi, Hi, Hello, Hello?

Speaker 2 (01:58:06):
What's yeah? Hi Catherine? What's going on?

Speaker 1 (01:58:09):
No, a little bit of everything. Just coming home from work.
I just wanted to let you know that kid Leo
from WMMS lives in Vermilion, Ohio.

Speaker 5 (01:58:20):
Yeah, all right, I mean that's great. I now I
know two things about him. Yeah, is he one of
your neighbors.

Speaker 1 (01:58:30):
No, he's just a very good friend that we know
from being in town. He is doing some DJ on
his own. I'm just here and there just some gigs
and shows up for a lot of different parties and
things at the boat ramps and on the Vermilion River.
And he's doing really good and he's living life and

(01:58:52):
loving life.

Speaker 5 (01:58:55):
Yeah, good for him. Okay, thank you, Catherine.

Speaker 23 (01:58:57):
You're welcome.

Speaker 2 (01:58:58):
Have a great day.

Speaker 5 (01:58:59):
Yeah, thank you so much. This is why I want
to die behind the microphone. Okay, I don't want to
be I don't want to be walking around boat parties
and trying to find out if people remember who I was.

Speaker 2 (01:59:11):
Ugh, I want that. Oh, don't worry, you won't be invited.

Speaker 5 (01:59:14):
Thank you so much. Thank you. Bill's Bill's wedding party
to his boat. I don't need to be invited to that. Hey,
me and the lady Caroline are making it official. I'm
a smack a bottle of champagne across their ass.

Speaker 2 (01:59:30):
That's just how we get started.

Speaker 5 (01:59:32):
We're gonna sail off into the sunset. Did he accused
of freak off parties? Oh? I love the headlines for Diddy?
Who cares about Diddy?

Speaker 2 (01:59:44):
Jesus, This guy he never did.

Speaker 5 (01:59:46):
I mean, he was like a whatever producer and he
was only people only knew him because of people he worked.
You know, Tupac and Biggie and whatever Diddy, no wonder
he had to do all this crap nobody was bagging
to work with him.

Speaker 2 (02:00:01):
Made a ton of money being a producer. Yeah, I
get it, I mean he did. Yeah, was part of that. Yes,
remember John, it's a rock rolled out, it's made from grapes.

Speaker 5 (02:00:13):
Okay, cool, got it. I'll tell you what though, I
was looking at this. His legal team has a pretty
ballsy strategy. He's already you know, he's assembled all these people.
They've decided that what happened, a lot of charges are
leveling against him, but they have decided that whatever accusation
the prosecution makes, their plan is to simply answer, but

(02:00:36):
did he?

Speaker 16 (02:00:40):
Did he really do that?

Speaker 5 (02:00:44):
That's what they're gonna say. Mary, They're gonna go, but
did he.

Speaker 2 (02:00:53):
Pull up the video so you can see, you'll see
the face. That's what I'm looking for.

Speaker 5 (02:01:01):
You know, that vibe really does fit in with the flannel,
you know, kind of a cloudy Seattle grunge thing, going on,
never looking happy.

Speaker 6 (02:01:10):
I'm always happy, Yeah you are?

Speaker 2 (02:01:12):
But did he?

Speaker 16 (02:01:13):
Mary?

Speaker 18 (02:01:13):
Did he?

Speaker 6 (02:01:14):
You don't know if you did.

Speaker 2 (02:01:18):
We now returned to something barely worth your time. Already
in progress. The whole thing is pointless. Cox Show on
one hundred point set ends.

Speaker 6 (02:01:28):
M MS.

Speaker 5 (02:01:36):
Guardian's playing tonight second or four against the Twins here
at Progressive Field tomorrow night. I was have you looked
over the ceremonial first pitches this week? Aaron Finance is
thrown out the first unch tomorrow?

Speaker 2 (02:01:52):
Where is he?

Speaker 5 (02:01:54):
Sorry? Ian, is he's throwing He's one of the people
thrown out the ceremonial first pitch tomorrow evening?

Speaker 6 (02:02:02):
How he was just at Hilarities last week.

Speaker 5 (02:02:05):
Maybe he bought a house here in this staying and
then the band something corporate'll be thrown out the ceremony
first pitch on Thursday afternoon.

Speaker 2 (02:02:18):
You like them, Bill, I mean, I'm aware of them.

Speaker 5 (02:02:21):
There's that pop punk thing that a lot of people
are punk from.

Speaker 10 (02:02:23):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (02:02:24):
Well they were like they were on drive through records.

Speaker 6 (02:02:27):
They are emo, emo, emo, something corporate.

Speaker 5 (02:02:30):
Yeah, but they were part of that, like that that
era of stuff that I was in into. That's where
that's that's where Andrew McMahon came from. Yeah, Yeah, it
was something corporate. Well, anyway, they were just on a
lot of they do like compilations from all the bands in.
One of my favorite bands was Homegrown and they were
on Drive Through Records, so they'd be like, oh, here's

(02:02:53):
new music coming out, so something corporate song would be
on there too, and I didn't mind that stuff. He
was They weren't in Ohio band though, right, he was
from Columbus. I remember the Andrew McMahon from Columbus. I
didn't think the band was.

Speaker 2 (02:03:05):
From a I don't think so. I think they're southern
California because most of those bands on Drive Through were
Southern California. They're I mean they're like Wine City, Wine City.

Speaker 5 (02:03:17):
Yeah, you mean the vocal quality or the subject matter,
both of them.

Speaker 2 (02:03:24):
Okay, what was I haven't listened to it forever, but they.

Speaker 8 (02:03:28):
Had like Kavanaugh Park was like their ballad, and then
they had punk rock Princess.

Speaker 6 (02:03:36):
They had as.

Speaker 26 (02:03:39):
Yeah, this was I think this.

Speaker 6 (02:03:41):
One was probably on the radio. I woke up and
had a car Hurricane was another one that was pretty popular.

Speaker 2 (02:03:47):
Piano, the Kavanaugh Park one, yes, the one I probably knows.

Speaker 6 (02:03:56):
Maybe a dog was another one.

Speaker 2 (02:04:03):
I woke up in a car.

Speaker 6 (02:04:05):
You woke up in a car?

Speaker 5 (02:04:08):
Oh God, I remember that one. Yeah, yeah, I remember that.

Speaker 16 (02:04:14):
The very much.

Speaker 2 (02:04:18):
I remember walk up in a car.

Speaker 6 (02:04:21):
I was like, I don't think you like something corporate.

Speaker 2 (02:04:25):
They are playing Kavanaugh Park.

Speaker 6 (02:04:27):
This is their set, Cavanaugh Park. Why I used to
sit all alone in the dark.

Speaker 8 (02:04:36):
Let me find it, think about things that I couldnt say.

Speaker 2 (02:04:42):
Why are you laughing? This is what your generation is into. Okay,
here's here's okay something. Here's here's the song I want
you to play.

Speaker 6 (02:04:49):
Very surprised.

Speaker 7 (02:04:50):
If you see Jordan as the song, I know that's
the one. I know, yeah, but I'm like a piano
like I love it. He likes piano.

Speaker 8 (02:05:04):
This is like one of them when I think of
emo music. This is like one of the first bands
that comes to mind for me.

Speaker 2 (02:05:10):
Uh if you see Jordan's.

Speaker 21 (02:05:13):
What is that?

Speaker 5 (02:05:14):
If you see Jordan, if you see Jim Jordan, but
uh no, like Jim Jordan cover her. But I remember
this one does have a swears in it. Later in
the song ever this, I rocked with that, that song.

(02:05:40):
I didn't go deep with them, but like, I definitely
went to shows that they were on, but I was
there to probably see other bands.

Speaker 2 (02:05:48):
But I don't mind that song.

Speaker 5 (02:05:49):
If you see Jordan's they are doing the House of
Blues on Thursday night, so that's when they why they
will be doing the first pitch there. They're out of
office tour. I don't know who's with them. Don't know
about that. I feel like we gave away tickets a

(02:06:09):
while ago. Something corporate out of office tour.

Speaker 2 (02:06:14):
Don't know. Oh, Alistair, Yes, okay, Alice, that's the band.
I know.

Speaker 7 (02:06:20):
Alistair is like we I would go see them all
over the place. And my friend I never even heard
of Ala. They're Chicago band.

Speaker 2 (02:06:28):
They are. Nevertheless, they were not very popular. No, I've
never heard of that. But Alistair. Okay, that's Thursday. Yes,
I I got stuff to do Thursday, but I kind
of want to go see Alistair for a little bit.
I'll figure out. I'll probably figure that out. I wonder
if my friend's got tickets.

Speaker 5 (02:06:47):
In nineteen ninety eight, Alistair become one of the first
bands to sign to Drive Through Records.

Speaker 2 (02:06:51):
Boy, I'd never.

Speaker 16 (02:06:52):
Heard of that.

Speaker 6 (02:06:52):
I've never heard of that either. I mean, maybe I'll
know one or two of their songs if Alistair songs.

Speaker 2 (02:06:58):
Hey Joe, Hey, how you guys do?

Speaker 19 (02:07:01):
And I must have the worst timing because every time
I call in to make a comment, you go to
commercial break and you've done you change a sub check.
But anyhow, that's no big deal. Hey, I love your shows, guys. Anyhow, Bill,

(02:07:22):
you're crazy ass funny. Maybe I shouldn't say sorry.

Speaker 2 (02:07:28):
I'm a sweet, sweet boy, but you can be as.

Speaker 21 (02:07:34):
This.

Speaker 19 (02:07:35):
This one's for Mary. Mary. Don't take up. Don't take
up a singing career, please. I heard you just singing
a little bit.

Speaker 2 (02:07:49):
When was Mary singing?

Speaker 6 (02:07:51):
Cav noa park. It's just it all.

Speaker 2 (02:07:54):
It's not any worse than the dude actually singing.

Speaker 6 (02:07:58):
Yes, okay then.

Speaker 19 (02:08:02):
Yeah, I'm a I'm a avid Indians vig Guardians fan.
I listened to him all the time long. Tom Hamilton
on the show, you know he always he's a comedian too,
by the by, if you were listening to him, he's hilarious.

Speaker 2 (02:08:17):
He's hilarious.

Speaker 7 (02:08:19):
Yeah, I got to I got to do an interview
with him that never I don't know if it ever
got aired anywhere, but it was back the year they
sent me solo to training camp. I sat down with
Tom Hamilton and got to have a one on one
with him, and it's one of the best things that
I ever got to do, even though it never got played. Anywhere,

(02:08:40):
just talking with him about baseball and comedy. It was
just phenomenal. He's the best.

Speaker 5 (02:08:44):
Do you think that he tells people occasionally? The time
he got to sit down with Bill Squire and even
had a great conversation with him. I mean, if it
was a good conversation, then he must have enjoyed himself too.

Speaker 19 (02:08:56):
Never a tick or no a word or nothing about it.
But anyhow, what what I do?

Speaker 10 (02:09:04):
Mary?

Speaker 19 (02:09:05):
You said your your boyfriend Brian. He's been working out
and stuff, and you know what I do every time
like the Indians would I'm sorry, the Guardians would score
a point, I'd get on my bench and I'd do
twenty push ups.

Speaker 2 (02:09:19):
For every time they scored. And if they.

Speaker 19 (02:09:21):
Scored, but they had two home runs in a row. Oh,
by the time I was done, my arms felt like
rubber bands. Man, I'm telling you what. I'll tell you what.
I can steel it and it feels I feel good too.
You know, I'm sixty five years old, retired and I'm
loving life.

Speaker 10 (02:09:39):
So that's all I got to say.

Speaker 19 (02:09:41):
You guys, you guys keep on rocking.

Speaker 2 (02:09:43):
Okay, thank you, Joe. I appreciate the call. Pell there's Joe.

Speaker 5 (02:09:47):
Let's recap, does all I married a sing does push
ups when the Guardians get hits. He's sixty five, retired
and unspills comedy Bill Loves but Bill is crazy ass, funny,
crazy ass funny, crazy as funny.

Speaker 2 (02:10:06):
Hey, Ricks, Yeah, how's it going?

Speaker 3 (02:10:10):
How are you good? So I joined the program Real
roal late, I turned it on right when you guys
are discussing something corporate and Alison, Oh, good for you.

Speaker 15 (02:10:21):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (02:10:23):
It brought me way back to the high school days.
It brought me back to a really momment I had.
I was sitting in my driveway after high school and
I was listening to a band called Mess. Yes and
uh So the girl that I was friends with benefits
at the time called me and she said what are
you doing? And I said, I'm listening to Mess and

(02:10:44):
she said you what in your pants?

Speaker 4 (02:10:47):
And that was.

Speaker 3 (02:10:49):
That was a pretty good moment.

Speaker 2 (02:10:53):
And how did that night end?

Speaker 10 (02:10:54):
Rick?

Speaker 1 (02:10:55):
Uh?

Speaker 3 (02:10:56):
Probably when it messes my pants?

Speaker 2 (02:10:58):
Hey Rick?

Speaker 15 (02:11:00):
Uh?

Speaker 21 (02:11:00):
Huh.

Speaker 7 (02:11:01):
I went to see Messed headline a show in Columbus
right when I got back from the Philippines in two
thousand and four, and the opening band was none other
than Mary's favorite band, Fallout Boy.

Speaker 2 (02:11:13):
Oh look at that.

Speaker 3 (02:11:14):
Oh good for you.

Speaker 7 (02:11:16):
Messed and fall Out Boy was sweet little Chicago boys
wearing girl jeans, and I was like, what is going on?
Things are different from when I left.

Speaker 2 (02:11:26):
But and it's wild too. How all those right?

Speaker 5 (02:11:29):
Like all those pop punk bands that came out of
Chicago locally, they could not get arrested like Fallout Boy.
So I was always amazed when they would like go
on the road and blow off, because I'm like, that's
where you need to be because it's not going to
happen here. And so it must have been very frustrating
for that to happen.

Speaker 2 (02:11:49):
When I saw that, then oh, go ahead, go ahead record.

Speaker 3 (02:11:53):
At that moment in time, there was there was like
a record label called drive Through Record. So any band
that was on that, that was like the coolest thing
at that time and place, or at least for me.

Speaker 5 (02:12:03):
Yeah, say, man, okay, thank you, Rick. I appreciate the call.
There's Rick ex bandits fan to drive Through Records. But
find glory, the found Glory. Well that that Mess show,
I think it was Matchbooks. It was Messed Matchbook Romance
and uh, follow up Boy and Following Boy was already

(02:12:27):
blowing up, So I feel like most of the people
were there to see them, and most people left by
the time mess went on, and it was like, oh, Okay,
this band's gonna be big, the big bands. One hundred
point seven doublet U of about Braddy song here from

(02:12:49):
the Pride of.

Speaker 2 (02:12:52):
Champagne, Illinois. They'll doubt state that.

Speaker 5 (02:12:57):
Sarrio Speedwagon in your ear all the changes, a little
bit of there's another one of these bands that couldn't
They like, didn't tour for a long time, and then

(02:13:17):
they went out and you know, they're doing rib fests
and things like that, but they're also doing big venues.
And if you liked Ario Speedwagon, you liked them. You know,
they had a whole bunch of hits, they had some
massive albums, they had some good live stuff, and they're
calling it quits. They said we are done at the

(02:13:37):
end of the year. They were excited to be touring.
They're still in pretty good shape. Kevin Cronin looks good.
He's the singer and he and the bass player, this guy,
Bruce Hall. I think they might be the only two
guys left from the very early days. These guys will
go back to the seventies and I don't know if

(02:13:58):
Kevin Cronin was the I don't know that he was
the original singer, so there may technically be nobody original
left in Ario Speedwagon. But these guys have been there
since like almost the very beginning. And then their bass
player was like, well, I got to have back surgery,
and so he had back surgery, and then he wanted

(02:14:23):
to return to the band, and they were like, no,
because we don't know that you're gonna be able.

Speaker 9 (02:14:27):
To do it.

Speaker 5 (02:14:28):
And then Kevin Cronin, who's the front man, he started
having health problems and so they had to cancel some shows.
And so I don't know if these guys are just
have just decided that they're too old to do it anymore.
But the singer and the bass player they said they're

(02:14:48):
breaking up the band because of irreconcilable differences that the
two of them can't get along and they can't figure
out how to stay on the road, and so they're
not even going to do like the remainder of a
farewell tour or whatever it is. They're going out there
with Train band Train. Yeah, like Train, of course you do,

(02:15:10):
you're a white girl. But yeah, Train's good. So Ario
speed Wagon has basically, abruptly, abruptly said we're done. We're
not doing the same work. I mean, they've made their money.

Speaker 2 (02:15:24):
I guess.

Speaker 12 (02:15:26):
See.

Speaker 5 (02:15:26):
I remember back in the day, there was a band
that went by Rio Speed Dealer and they got in
a lot of trouble with Rio Speedwagon. And I loved
Rio Speed Dealer. I like the vibe that they were
putting out. They were a band out of Texas and
they were just doing what they wanted to do, doing
some fast songs, and Ario speed Wagon said, you're confusing people,

(02:15:55):
and they're like, they can't possibly be true. And then
I think they did a they changed the name to
Speed Dealer, but they I think somewhere along the line
they were doing shows and they were like old dudes
in Ario Speedwagon t shirts thinking that they like, how.

Speaker 2 (02:16:08):
Does that happen?

Speaker 5 (02:16:08):
How do you go and buy tickets and you don't
know who the band is? Yeah, you gotta look at it.
This is back and you know when you're looking at
the ticket, say what, uh?

Speaker 2 (02:16:20):
Is there any chance that they are going to reform
in a more modern way, because wagons not like a
real popular term anymore. They'll be Ario Speed Crossover.

Speaker 5 (02:16:32):
Suv, Rio Speed crossover suv Mary, and then you're off
to Gotham.

Speaker 6 (02:16:50):
I'm off to Gothim.

Speaker 2 (02:16:52):
You got to take a desk, nap or no.

Speaker 7 (02:16:54):
Hey, if anybody goes to that show, make sure Mary
doesn't steal my crossover suv joke.

Speaker 6 (02:17:00):
Your Areo speedwagon joke. Yeah, twenty twenty four. I think
I'll be all right. No, I'm gonna go.

Speaker 2 (02:17:05):
They just broke up Mary.

Speaker 6 (02:17:07):
Okay, Okay, you're right, you're right.

Speaker 2 (02:17:09):
Talk about the news of the day.

Speaker 5 (02:17:11):
That's right as timely as today's headlines. Yep, I have
to go to Target.

Speaker 2 (02:17:18):
First, Oh.

Speaker 8 (02:17:21):
Nyland today. I wore nylons today and apparently they are
the cheapest pair of nylons that have ever existed, because
when I left my house there were zero holes in them,
and now they are completely covered in runners and holes.

Speaker 5 (02:17:34):
Well, but you got that whole grunge vibe going on too,
that will fit in perfectly.

Speaker 8 (02:17:39):
I was like, it might look okay, and then no,
it doesn't look okay. So I already ordered some online
that I'm going to pick up on my way to
the show. All right, there a Target there, and uh,
there's like forty targets here. Oh yeah, well, no, I
know by where you live, there.

Speaker 6 (02:17:56):
Is, but they're everywhere. They're not like the targets at
home though, they have like seven things.

Speaker 5 (02:18:03):
I was going to say that they're like a campus target. Yeah,
they're in a real small space. There's two floors and
they have like just the basics.

Speaker 8 (02:18:10):
There's no groceries. There's very few like home and kitchen appliances.
Like you can't go there and buy like a vacuum cleaner.
They have like a very very small women's section, men's section,
kids section for clothes.

Speaker 5 (02:18:23):
It's like a glorified convenience store.

Speaker 6 (02:18:25):
Yeah, it's a glorified CVS. Like it's a CVS with clothes.
That's what they have.

Speaker 5 (02:18:30):
I mean, I buy my clothes already at CBS, so
I'm not quite sure what you're implying.

Speaker 6 (02:18:35):
But what clothes are you buying at CVS?

Speaker 2 (02:18:38):
That's where I buy all my socks and my underwear. Yeah,
I prefer CVS brand underwear. What type of underwear CVS brand?
What type BOXERREVS brand? Is this not CVS brand?

Speaker 6 (02:18:52):
Is the fit?

Speaker 14 (02:18:54):
Yes?

Speaker 5 (02:18:55):
Okay, no, they're boxer briefs.

Speaker 6 (02:18:57):
Oh that's what I was asking.

Speaker 2 (02:18:59):
And there's there's no.

Speaker 5 (02:19:00):
There's no opening in them. They're all one piece of
fabric like a tube top. Yes, so you know, some
guys like to pull out through the slot. I got
to pull it up and over because it's one piece
of fabric. So yeah, CVS boxer briefs.

Speaker 2 (02:19:20):
Are the way to go.

Speaker 5 (02:19:22):
A lot of people don't even know that's a thing.

Speaker 6 (02:19:25):
You're telling everybody.

Speaker 5 (02:19:27):
They're in the same aisle as the Dorritos. That's how
I find them.

Speaker 6 (02:19:31):
Are you sure you're not just using a.

Speaker 2 (02:19:34):
Go I look to one side and they go.

Speaker 5 (02:19:36):
Man, I'm gonna mess up these boxer briefs, and then
I grab a big pack of Doritos.

Speaker 2 (02:19:44):
There's a lot of amazing things at CVS. So I
will I will.

Speaker 5 (02:19:52):
Not allow anyone to speak unkindly about CVS, because not
only do I exclusively get my boxer briefs there and
my socks, I get a lot of other things there too.

Speaker 6 (02:20:07):
Your confidence, Nope, oh don't.

Speaker 2 (02:20:10):
Get my confidence. I don't know.

Speaker 5 (02:20:13):
I think it might be something you're born with, or
you kind of have to develop a patina as you're
younger and you grow into adulthood. It's just kind of
a vibe you might have about yourself. But the consumer
value stores are the only place that I will purchase
my under things Mary, since.

Speaker 6 (02:20:32):
You asked, it's good to know.

Speaker 5 (02:20:34):
I mean, Christmas is coming up.

Speaker 2 (02:20:37):
Buzzzz Cleveland. Ellen, you have been described by your enemies
as evil, insane, manipulative. Who are you call the Alan
Cox Show?

Speaker 9 (02:20:53):
Two want six five seven eight one double oh seven
or one three four eight one double oh seven.

Speaker 5 (02:21:27):
Now that Mary's got that science fair coming up that
she'll be doing here on the show, And because you're
all into astronomy, now, will you be paying attention to
the lunar eclipse tonight? I know you knew about it.
Will you be in a position to pay attention to it?

Speaker 6 (02:21:43):
I don't know how cloudy it's going to be here, Magi.

Speaker 5 (02:21:48):
This is the super harvest blood moon. They call it
a celestial trifecta. Three cosmic events. Write this down. Three
cosmic events will occur at the same time during the
full moon.

Speaker 2 (02:22:03):
Now, the moon last night was massive.

Speaker 8 (02:22:06):
It's supposed to be cloudy all day today and then
Iranian cloudy all day tomorrow.

Speaker 5 (02:22:12):
Excuses, excuses, excuses like you've got to get your car
and go to find excuses.

Speaker 6 (02:22:18):
I have to do anything.

Speaker 2 (02:22:20):
Wow, She really doesn't. That's the amazing thing.

Speaker 5 (02:22:23):
She doesn't independently wealthy. There was Oh pardon me, oh god,
how embarrassing, But not for the reasons I think. The
harvest moon, you know, this is how you know you're
ushering in the autumnal equinox. And these super moons, you know,

(02:22:45):
they're not super rare. I mean, they happened a few
times a year, but all three things taking place at
the same time are quite rare. So people who are
in the astronomy or astrophysicist community, they've got full moon boners.
Wasn't that the name of a Tom Petty album, full
Moon Boner, And that's tonight that import I'm sorry it was.

Speaker 2 (02:23:10):
I believe it was very important to me.

Speaker 5 (02:23:14):
The best time is obviously the view will depend on
your location, but it's going to peak tonight at about
a quarter to eleven, so if you are in northeast Ohio,
if you are within the sound of my voice now.
Of course, during the solar eclipse, which we were all
amazingly treated to here in Cleveland, a lot of us

(02:23:37):
saw it right there at Progressive Field Solar Eclipse. You know,
you have to wear the special glasses, the lunar eclipse.

Speaker 2 (02:23:49):
Check this out? Are you right?

Speaker 5 (02:23:50):
Miss down You don't need eye protection now. I wear
it just to be safe. I also get that from CVS.
I get my sock, my underwear, and my astronomy. I
protection from CVS because that's just the reflected light. But

(02:24:12):
I don't want to take any chances. You know, you
only get one set of eyes, Mary, not true, and
you need to I only get one set of eyes.
I'm not independently wealthy like you are.

Speaker 16 (02:24:24):
I'm so wealthy.

Speaker 11 (02:24:26):
Now.

Speaker 5 (02:24:26):
If you miss the eclipse and the super moon tonight,
you're in luck because the next one is October the eighth,
twenty thirty three. Simply no way to know how many
more years that is. That's nine more years, isn't it?

Speaker 6 (02:24:40):
It's fifteen years? Math is off.

Speaker 2 (02:24:45):
I feel like it's nine years.

Speaker 5 (02:24:47):
You're going math those twenty twenty four to twenty thirty three.

Speaker 6 (02:24:50):
Fifteen years.

Speaker 5 (02:24:51):
That feels like it's nine years. No no way to know, though,
I'm inclined to believe her, just because I don't know
anything about math. But it feels like I'm right in this.
Twenty twenty four, twenty okay, October eighth, twenty thirty three.

(02:25:14):
I'm in the twenty twenty four carry the six.

Speaker 2 (02:25:17):
I'm gonna say.

Speaker 5 (02:25:18):
It's nine years right, twenty thirty four, Mary.

Speaker 2 (02:25:22):
Would be ten years fake news, and then I would
subtract one to make it twenty thirty three, and that
would be.

Speaker 6 (02:25:30):
I don't get my math from the liberal media.

Speaker 14 (02:25:34):
Right.

Speaker 2 (02:25:36):
Damn liberals. By the way, today is National voter registration Day.
That bears mentioning to you that it is. You know,
a lot of people go and I've said it a
billion times. I've said, I'm not telling you who to
vote for, just get yourself registered. Well, I'm telling you

(02:25:56):
who to vote for.

Speaker 5 (02:26:00):
If you love all the extreme right wing nonsense, feel
free to move to another country because the stuff you
love is already in other countries. We already have countries
like that that you love, you love, you love putin
go to Russia. You've read about these people who leave

(02:26:20):
here and move to Russia.

Speaker 2 (02:26:21):
We were tired of woke American policies. We moved to Russia.
And then they go, oh my god, oh this is
what Russia is.

Speaker 5 (02:26:31):
Yeah, some of you want the American Taliban move to Afghanistan.

Speaker 2 (02:26:36):
They already have it.

Speaker 5 (02:26:39):
Don't worry about voting here if you think Haitians are
eating cats, because a lady on Facebook said, so, please
don't vote. You're a child. Let the adults handle things.
Let us take it from here.

Speaker 2 (02:26:54):
You dope.

Speaker 5 (02:26:56):
They got Mike de Wine sending statees into Springfield, Ohio
because people think people are eating cats. Pretty soon you
have to send the National Guard. That'll be fun. I'm
sure that makes the Haitian community feel like they're back
in Port of Prince. Gotta make them feel great. You know,

(02:27:17):
John Legend is a native of Springfield, Ohio, the Great
John Legend. That's his hometown. He's an EGOT winner, so
you know you can believe him when he talks. I
was surprised that he didn't come out sooner and say
what the f are you people talking about? But it

(02:27:38):
took him a minute. But then it was pretty boilerplate
when he did. I thought maybe he'd have like a
I don't know, I thought maybe he'd do like a
charity song or something. But he did a video. He
goes nobody's eating cats and dogs. Even the woman who
started spreading it on Facebook was like, yeah, I feel

(02:27:59):
bad about that because now like she's it's a perfect
example of people who just don't care about anything until
it affects them directly.

Speaker 2 (02:28:09):
Because this woman who kind of I know JD.

Speaker 5 (02:28:12):
Van said he made it up too, but there were
a lot of there are a lot of cooks in
the kitchen on this dumb thing. And this woman who
posted it on Facebook because she heard it fourth hand.
It's a woman named Erica Lee there in Springfield. She's like, Oh,
it's just now I'm worried for my daughter's safety. So

(02:28:33):
now I'm concerned. She's like, I didn't it was on Facebook,
so I figured it was true. Like Facebook is a
week old, you know, if like you're brand new to
Facebook and you don't know how all that stuff works,
I could understand that it's been around a long time.

Speaker 7 (02:28:52):
This is something that I had to there's people in
my family still where I have to be like, if
you see something on Facebook or social media, before you
start sending it to people, please take one minute and
just search this story because there's a thing about one

(02:29:12):
of the kids. They're like, oh, they had to rewrite
the whole season five of Stranger Things because one of
the actors transitioned, And I was like, it takes one
minute less than that to just search that on Google
and see like that is not true.

Speaker 5 (02:29:27):
But they especially since they have a transgender family member. Yeah,
so this woman there, who is obviously everybody involved in this,
from JD Vance to this woman have had to say, well,
this is all made up. But at that point it
doesn't matter. It doesn't really matter if it's made up.
We all knew it was made up. But this woman's like, well,

(02:29:50):
I can't be racist because I'm bisexual and my daughter
is biracial. I don't understand this idea that if you're
gay you can't be rac There's plenty of minority groups
who really don't like other minority groups. So this, well,
I can't be racist my daughter's bisexual or sorry by racial,

(02:30:13):
she's bisexual, dars, But you didn't choose to be gay,
but you do choose to be racist. So I don't
understand what the connective tissue is there. They're like, oh,
the woman of the Facebook lady, She's like, oh, well,
people were talking about they were walking around carrying ducks
and geese and I'm like, try grabbing a live goose.

(02:30:35):
Just try try getting near a goose.

Speaker 2 (02:30:38):
Good luck with that.

Speaker 5 (02:30:40):
You ever been within one hundred yards of a goose.
You got to run for your life if that thing
clocks you. Yes, So, ain't nobody chasing down a goose today?
Get home for Christmas dinner? Anyway, A very circuitous way
to remind you to register to vote because of all

(02:31:04):
this dumb crap. They're like still getting bomb threats at
schools and stuff. In Springfield, Ohio. The mayor was doing
all the Sunday morning news shows that guy Rob Rue
because of the.

Speaker 11 (02:31:19):
Spread of you know, concerned with the bomb threats that
we had. You know, we're we're in pain right now
with what's going on with those You know, we've had
an influx of immigrants come into our community, which has
increased our population by twenty to twenty five percent, and
that's going to put a strain on any infrastructure in
any city and within that has caused a culture clash

(02:31:41):
and some difficulties that we're trying to wrap our arms
around and to be, you know, to be responsible city leaders.

Speaker 22 (02:31:46):
Oh and Mayor Donald Trump said today he may come
to Springfield.

Speaker 2 (02:31:50):
Would you want him there?

Speaker 11 (02:31:51):
I think that could be difficult, a very difficult visit
for Springfield, you know.

Speaker 5 (02:31:56):
So the mayor is going, yes, we've had a lot
of issues. We had a big influx of Haitian immigrants
who came here to work, and so yeah, there's a
lot of challenges going that come with that. And we
don't need this, you know, something that's been thoroughly debunked,

(02:32:17):
patently falls. We don't need this on top of everything else.
So yeah, taking a couple extra seconds to go, hey,
is this a real thing?

Speaker 11 (02:32:31):
No?

Speaker 2 (02:32:32):
Okay?

Speaker 5 (02:32:34):
And again, you know, Trump is so utterly desperate for
something that he can distract from what Kamala Harris is
doing in the polls, at rallies, in the debate. I
mean from a political standpoint, I fully understand it. You're
gonna grab at anything possible. And once people start going

(02:32:54):
yeah it's made up, they don't care.

Speaker 2 (02:32:56):
He does not care.

Speaker 5 (02:32:59):
So I don't know if he's actually going to go
do a rally in Springfield. But the mayor is like,
yeah that, I don't know, that's going to be great
for us. Uh, A little nervous with that. Hey Stephanie, Hey, Alan,
how are you hi?

Speaker 2 (02:33:17):
What's going on?

Speaker 12 (02:33:19):
So I'm calling to educate you about CVS. Ooh, you
may like getting your socks and underwear from there. But
they're a little bit deceiving and I'm waiting for that.

Speaker 19 (02:33:35):
Good for you.

Speaker 12 (02:33:36):
But did you realize that CVS owns at NO Insurance?

Speaker 2 (02:33:42):
Yeah? I did.

Speaker 5 (02:33:45):
Everybody's trying to get into a retail Everybody in retail
now is trying to get into the insurance game, right,
But they.

Speaker 12 (02:33:52):
Tell their insurance at No Insurance people that pay for
their insurance they can only get their prescriptions at CVS,
which is deceiving because they're double dipping. You're paying for
your ATNA insurance, which CBS is making the money from.

(02:34:15):
Plus you're telling patients that they only can get their
insurance at CBS, so they're really double dipping.

Speaker 5 (02:34:23):
Yeah, but seventy that's what modern retail is. I mean,
that's why Amazon is trying to get into. Amazon is
getting into health insurance and prescriptions and all this stuff.
They want to double in triple dip. CBS is not
an outlier in this. I mean we've got CVS and
and then all that I think here at this company,
so they're not an outlier in that.

Speaker 12 (02:34:46):
But you do not have to get your your prescriptions
that just at CBS. That is deceiving. They're scaring old
people into only getting their prescriptions at when they can
get it from any any pharmacy.

Speaker 5 (02:35:06):
Well, now they know because you've told them. I mean,
I don't I don't have any prescriptions, so I don't.

Speaker 2 (02:35:10):
Have to I know this.

Speaker 5 (02:35:12):
When I have to get my mother, Yeah, and when
I got to get my dogs and Santax refilled, I'll
go to CBS.

Speaker 2 (02:35:19):
But that's just for proximity.

Speaker 12 (02:35:22):
My mom has gotten her prescriptions for years and years
and years through Giine Eagle. They told her, oh, no,
you just got to get your prescriptions, and I told
her through CVS and otherwise, your prescriptions are not covered,
which was bull crap. And I was being quite when
I said, so.

Speaker 5 (02:35:42):
You called them out on it, and you you were
like Aaron Brockovich in this whole thing.

Speaker 12 (02:35:48):
Well, yeah, when it comes to my eighty six year
old mother, don't screw my mother over right prescription at
CBS when she had a great price at Gynaegels. And
she's not the only one. All these older people that
have no understanding of insurance, and I work in the

(02:36:10):
medical field, they're given BS two and they're getting scared
and going to CBS to get their prescriptions. And their
prescriptions are much higher than typical any other places, and
they're double dipping. Yeah, so not only have the same
for their ETNA insurance, which goes to CVF.

Speaker 2 (02:36:34):
Now they're going to CVS.

Speaker 12 (02:36:35):
To get their prescriptions. And the only thing I can say, Alan,
is I hope your socks and underwear are great and
fit well, because if it's.

Speaker 5 (02:36:47):
Bull craft, well my underwear, I mean, I go to
CVS because my underwear is also prescription.

Speaker 12 (02:36:58):
That's all he got her.

Speaker 5 (02:37:00):
Stephanie, is your mother a widow? Yes, she see I
was reading about these. She doesn't live in a convalescent home.
I assume right, you take care of her.

Speaker 12 (02:37:10):
No, she's in our family home for the last, oh
my god, seventy plus years.

Speaker 5 (02:37:18):
You know, they're warning again, they're warning again about the
about the explosions of STDs in the elderly community. Obviously,
that's why I asked, because you know, people who are
people sixty and older, they're not using condoms, and they're
they're up to their necks in P and V because
they're living in these communities and science is keeping them

(02:37:38):
hornier for longer and all this kind of stuff. But
you don't have to worry about that with your with
your dear mother.

Speaker 12 (02:37:46):
No, my mother is eighty six years old and the
last thing she needs is stuff.

Speaker 2 (02:37:53):
Are yours? Yeah, don't speak for her, Stephanie. She might
know something you don't know, mar Thank you do. Because
there's a handsome guy was a pharmacist there that she's like,
maybe things could happen.

Speaker 5 (02:38:08):
Yeah, well CBS has some hot.

Speaker 2 (02:38:10):
Sum on that leftover loop from Diddy. That's right.

Speaker 5 (02:38:16):
Tales read the thing this morning. They're like, yeah, boomer
sex is getting to be a real thing with the STDs.
You know, women live longer, so that means there's more
of them for old dudes to have sex with.

Speaker 1 (02:38:30):
Uh.

Speaker 5 (02:38:31):
They they aren't super hip to what's going on with STDs.
They were like only half of people over sixty five
knew there was a cure for chlamydia. And like I said,
science right, viagrapher the boys, the girl's got all kinds
of dry crotch meds they can take.

Speaker 15 (02:38:50):
Now.

Speaker 5 (02:38:51):
It's you know, like that, it's a brave new world
out there for the olds who want to get it in,
you know, like dry crotch meds, sorry, vaginal dryness products
bills you all right, that's better.

Speaker 6 (02:39:09):
It's none of it's great. It's necessary. You know what
are you gonna do?

Speaker 5 (02:39:14):
It's a necessary evil, I believe, is what you're trying
to think.

Speaker 2 (02:39:17):
I want to be sure you know how to use
a condom, rubber, a raincoat, a boner, bucket, party hat, squirt, skirt,
love sock.

Speaker 5 (02:39:28):
Yep, that's Stephanie's mom right there. She knows all that slang,
very very useful, has a very handsome voice.

Speaker 13 (02:39:37):
And now I must leave you as the Brady bunch
is on and I find four of those children incredibly arousing.

Speaker 16 (02:39:44):
Get out of here.

Speaker 26 (02:39:45):
Be careful of what you say, Be careful in every way,
Be careful of what you do. Brother is watching you.
Circumspect and discreet, stay light on your mental feet. One

(02:40:07):
slip and you know you're through. Big Brother is watching.

Speaker 2 (02:40:12):
You, and on with all narratis.

Speaker 26 (02:40:16):
Remember O videos paid, And when you watch that davy screens,
remember it works both ways. You disappear in a wink.
Unless you can double think, you'll vanish into the blue.

(02:40:37):
Big Brother is watching you.
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