A Giant Snot Drop

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How you guys doing it there? But good, so far,
so good, good Thursday, so far. Yeah, tried out some
hot sauce. I think I'm gonna come out with a
hot sauce soon.

Speaker 3 (01:42):
You're gonna come out with a hot sauce. Yeah, ross sauce, Yeah,
ross sauce. Oh, that's perfect right, just makes sense.

Speaker 2 (01:48):
It's in the prophecy. I have to fulfill the scroll.
And we talked about this a few years ago. And
by the way, you actually have a great connection for that, because, man,
your boy Moe love his hot sauce that he does
has multiple hot sauces. We got like three or four
of those things. Don't Yeah, I'm going green hot sauce.
If you were to make a hot sauce, what color

(02:09):
is it going to be? You know, it's funny. I
actually probably would do something in that tomatillo based hot
sauce because it has a natural natural tartness the tomatillo's do,
and you can really get that spicy with some other
uh peppers and whatnot. I like, hell yeah, you're hitting
it with the tom Dude. It's almost like a first name,
last name Tomatillo. Yeah, Thomas Thomas Tello. I'm a salsa

(02:30):
verde guy. Salsa verde like in the green Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah,
that same.

Speaker 3 (02:36):
My favorite.

Speaker 2 (02:37):
The favorite chili I ever made in my life, my
son liked was a pork chili, a carneitis chili that
had that was tomatio based, and we called it the
Green Monster.

Speaker 3 (02:46):
Nobody else liked it. Like I served at the chili contest.
Won nothing, literally won nothing, got laughed out of the building.
My son thought it was the best thing I've ever
cooked in my life. I actually thought it was pretty
good too, but it was so far removed from your
normal chili that people just simply didn't know how to
react to it.

Speaker 2 (03:01):
And it's from my friend's backyard. Oh really yeah, yeah,
he just loves growing peppers and is this hot? Hobnio's
are like klipino based this I forgot what to ask,
but there's like five different peppers in it.

Speaker 3 (03:14):
I know Pablano's one of them is good. Polano's kind
of kind of a mild pepper.

Speaker 2 (03:18):
Well, I just remember him telling me about the poblanos
to build up the body, and I was like, Poblano body,
and then it was just fun to say. But that's
Pablano Cruz would be a cool There's an old band
called Pablo Cruise, but Peplano Cruz will be a cool name.

Speaker 3 (03:31):
There you go.

Speaker 2 (03:32):
But Poplanos have a you're right, it's more of a
wholesome kind of uh mellow, but whole flavor as opposed
to you know, your peppers like hobby narrows and kilipinos.
Who have you know that spice almost immediately Hobbinio's for sure. Yeah,
my friend who really loves making hot sauces and growing chili's,
but he also loves playing dungeons and dragons. So he

(03:55):
named his company Sauce Wizards. That's good, right, Oh, I
thought it was cool. There's a funny thing in real
radio history. I think I've told you this before, right,
we did a hot sauce as a radio station years ago. Right,
And I don't know who the who the maker was
or the fulfiller was. It was somebody here locally flat.

(04:16):
I don't know if it was flash, but flats conserves
made by somebody too. Okay, Yeah, so it's a there's
a company out Longwood who actually does this for a
lot of people. It's a packer and you go in
there with your recipe and they make it. You test it,
if you like it, they bottle it up, you bring
the label, and off you go. You got to catch
yourself a product. But we made one, and uh, it
was great. Everybody loved it. And then about three or

(04:36):
four weeks after we released it and people started getting it,
we started kind of getting some complaints that the bottle
would explode on you.

Speaker 3 (04:43):
Why whoa what was happening it?

Speaker 2 (04:46):
And I don't I don't know not the bottle like
it wouldn't blow up like a handgar nad, but when
you took the top off, it would just kind of erupt.
And what was happening is is I guess when they
put the vegetables in there, they didn't do something right.
And the veggies are like fermenting the bottle and creating
pressure and and when you would open the bottle, it
would literally gush out of there. It was wild. So

(05:08):
we also, we twenty years ago had a Phillips file one.
I think that might have been done in t Flats.
We have our pictures on it. And I still have
that bottle sealed up. Oh really, although the color of it,
I don't think it's it's it's darkened a bit, I
would say over the past two decades. Yeah, I don't
know if I would try that, buddy. I just keep

(05:29):
that for nostalgia, that's all I do. I don't forget
you never opened that thing. Yeah, it started off ro
High ended up Chipotle. Yeah, that was a pretty good
food joke. I'm proud of myself, all right. Four O
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ask you something, because I think you would be more
apt to this than anybody here on the show.

Speaker 3 (05:50):
Have you seen online this this guy Chudged the Builder, right, Bud?

Speaker 2 (05:54):
Have you seen this guy Chudd the Builder. I don't
know about Chudd the Builder. You don't know about Chudded
the Builder.

Speaker 3 (05:59):
I don't know. I'm more of a face guy. That's fine.
Have you heard of Chudd the Builder? And Jack? You
haven't either?

Speaker 2 (06:05):
Nope, know Bob the Building. It's it's interesting and I
thought one of you guys would know about it. That's
what reason why I brought it up. It's this white
guy and he walks around, has got this dopey kind
of mustache, is real kind of old uh old time
with the curly what's the old boxers ago? What's that called?
That old style of boxing? What's that called? Like Victorian queen,

(06:25):
that's it. It's queen something boxing, Yeah, and Queensberry. I
think that's what it is. Right where you have what
looks to be a bathing suit, and then you have
your hair slick back like uh, like Freddie Mercury, and
then you have the whole mustache thing. And his whole
bit is is he goes around and he tries to
get black people to do something to him by calling

(06:46):
them the in word and saying other stuff like this.
I thought for sure you guys would have seen him. Sorry,
this is Sud calls himself Chudd the Builder. Look him
up online and put him up there. Yeah, Chud the Builder.

Speaker 5 (06:57):
Uh.

Speaker 2 (06:58):
I thought for sure you would have seen it. It's
like everywhere right now. But he got deplatform today and uh,
it's so funny. Why why Well, it was it's kick.
They completely deplatformed him. And I thought for sure you
guys would have seen that. That's why I should have
asked beforehand.

Speaker 3 (07:13):
Uh.

Speaker 2 (07:13):
But this guy just walked around trying to get people
to swing on him. And I wanted to ask, like,
so let me ask a quick question. And this is
a little bit of a sensitive question, but I have
to ask if I use the in word, is that
is that hate language?

Speaker 6 (07:27):
Right?

Speaker 3 (07:27):
That's hate speech?

Speaker 7 (07:27):
Is it not?

Speaker 5 (07:29):
Uh?

Speaker 2 (07:29):
Yeah, I mean it's always in the eye of the beholder.
I don't want to speak for an entire community, but yeah, yeah, okay,
so we go ahead. Yeah, I would just say some
most people are not gonna be okay with that.

Speaker 3 (07:41):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (07:42):
And the thing is is, like he does it, and
nobody's busting him for just saying it, because he says
it to people.

Speaker 3 (07:47):
Matter of fact.

Speaker 2 (07:47):
One of the most famous interactions that he has is
he goes up to this one guy who's like a
bouncer at a bar and he says something. The guy comes.
The guy comes up to the chud guy and says,
you got to step back. He goes, well, I'm on
a public easeman, I can stay here whatever. So the
guy goes. The black guy goes back to his area
by the door of the club, and then the guy
turns around and you know, puts himself in a selfie

(08:09):
so you can see.

Speaker 3 (08:09):
The guy goes.

Speaker 2 (08:10):
He goes, don't be stupid, man, don't don't chimp out
on me. Don't be chimping out on me, right, calling
him a chimp, like calling him a monkey. And then
as he's walking away, he says, you can't go do nothing,
and then calls him a dumb in right as he's
walking off right. And then of course a lot of
people are reacting to this online and saying, you know
a lot of dudes are like, man, if this guy
comes to my neighborhood, I don't care what the deal

(08:31):
is and some of the times, I guess he's got
a gun on.

Speaker 3 (08:33):
Him and he does this.

Speaker 2 (08:35):
And the one thing I couldn't understand is is somebody,
a couple of people on line were saying, he that's
hate speech, Like if he calls a black guy the inWORD,
that is hate speech. If he calls a black guy
a chimp, a monkey, whatever the case may be, that's
hate speech. And I and then but nobody's done anything
to him. He's just been deep platformed. I mean, that's
that's bad enough, because I guess he was making money
off this in some way, shape or form. Yeah, But

(08:56):
I mean, are you gonna be shocked when and if
something does happen to him? No, I mean, nobody's gonna
be shocked because of that. But the question I wanted
to ask is I actually did think that was hate speech.
I didn't know that you could really say that or
call somebody that anymore without some kind of repercussions, like legally.
But I guess you can't.

Speaker 8 (09:13):
No.

Speaker 3 (09:13):
I mean, but because the word's used by communities all
the time.

Speaker 2 (09:16):
It would take it would take probably one of those
people to just step out it and just step at it.
Go ahead, it and hire a lawyer and be a guy.
This is all over the internet. They might have a
case for some sort of hate crime, because that, like
in a nutshell, is kind of like the whole reason
why the internet is so can be very toxic, because
that behavior is being rewarded. He is he is well,

(09:40):
I mean, you know, they did kick him off the platform,
but he is dead trying to get somebody to engage him.
There is zero question that's his goal. He's trying to
get somebody to engage him, and he's done it to
a number of people. The most famous one is the
one I just saw that. The one that's the most
views is when he tells the guy to stop chipping
out and then calls him the inward as he's walking away.

Speaker 3 (09:59):
Yeah. So, and then your question is is.

Speaker 2 (10:01):
That And I thought for me, I thought because a
lot of people online were commenting about it, saying, well,
that's hate speech. Why isn't somebody doing anything about it?
And nobody is doing anything about it. He hasn't been arrested,
nobody's press charge or anything like that. Well, he's just
kind of continuing forward. I mean, he did lose his platform.
That is doing something and it's probably the most effective
thing to people who are trying to gain an audience,

(10:24):
to build an audience on a platform when you take
that away from them, and that's just it take as
a streaming platform. Correct, Yes, yeah, so I guess they
threw him off. I mean, I don't know if he
has I don't know if he has platforms elsewhere. And
I assume they'd follow a suit like Twitter would probably
follow suit or Extra.

Speaker 3 (10:41):
There's a lot lot I think Acxi's probably okay, yeah, maybe.

Speaker 2 (10:45):
A lot of a lot of worlds and parts of
the Internet that are now being celebrated with just a
complete total lack of integrity or ethics or anything. And
what I needed to come to grips with that, although
had me kind of sad some day than not, is
that it doesn't matter in the sense of what matters

(11:06):
is his numbers and how many people are watching, because
there's no more like I don't know, there's no more
standard of like no, you can't do that, or else
the sponsorships will be pulled. He that's the only reason, though,
You're right, that's the only reason the sponsor would have
to go, Hey, if you don't get this guy chut
off there. I'm pulling all my support for your platform.
That's what has to happen. But even then the damage

(11:28):
is done. Oh no, he got banned off of kick
what's that more headlines? Yeah yeah, and then it just
spins off into this big ball of just the absolute worst. Now,
the weird thing is after this happened, the Internet went
deep dive on his ass and found him dressed up
like a fairy when he was young. Yeah, so very
interesting already, right, I mean literally dressed up like a

(11:49):
faery like fairy like headband, short hair, fat leotard to
the whole thing. But yeah, treating people poorly in front
of a camera that it is being streamed is hard
not to look away from. And it is being profited,
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Speaker 9 (14:10):
Doctor Marty says that who is monitoring passengers and those
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She says it starts with flu symptoms and results in
the lungs filling with fluid. So far, at least three
people have died and three others are sick, but we're
hearing of new cases. Thankfully, it doesn't spread as easily
as COVID all right, the Alligator Alcatraz migrant detention facility

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in South Florida could be closing. According to a report
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last summer with the intent of helping the Trump administration's
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thousand detainees as of last month.

Speaker 2 (15:06):
If somebody had only told them six hundred million dollars,
we have yet to be reimbursed by the federal government,
after we were promised that was going.

Speaker 9 (15:13):
To happen, and now we're being told, no, we're not
getting that, we're not giving you that money.

Speaker 2 (15:17):
Well, it's not the first time I heard, Hey, no
taxpayer money is used on this, and then we find out, hey,
we want taxpayer money to be used.

Speaker 9 (15:24):
A billion or so. All right, there is a heightened
risk of fire today in central Florida. A red flag
warning is in effect until eight o'clock for Orange, Seminole, Ostiola, Lake, Vlusha,
and Bervarc Counties. The National Weather Service issued the warning
due to gusty winds and low relative humidity. Wins could
reach twenty five miles an hour and humidity could be
as low as twenty seven percent. The NWUS warns any

(15:47):
fires that develop will likely spread rapidly and outdoor burning
is not recommended. And if you're in Polk County, the
burn ban is back in effect, and that's due to
the ongoing drought conditions. County officials say drag ground elevated
wildfire risk prompted the band, which took effect again on Wednesday.
It applies to unincorporated areas and more than a dozen cities,

(16:08):
including Lakeland, winter Haven, Bartow, Haynes City. The band prohibits campfires,
yard debris burning, and fire works, with violators facing fines
or jail time.

Speaker 3 (16:17):
Yeah. I think we're supposed to bet some rain in
the next couple days though, right, yeah we are, And
but until then be afraid to fort holding to God.
Can they tell you like even barbecue girls, Oh yeah,
even barbecue grills.

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You if you're having car trouble and you pull over
to the side of the road, turn your vehicle off,
because even the exhaust from your tailpipe could be enough
to ignite really dry grass that's on the side of
the road. Yeah, and definitely don't throw your cigarette butts
out the window, but you shouldn't be doing that anyway.

Speaker 3 (16:44):
Get them bib.

Speaker 9 (16:45):
Florida is expected to ease into the rainy season May
fifteenth through October fifteenth due to developing El Nino. That's
according to today's annual report. National Oceanic and Atmospheric Administration
meteorologist Robert Muleta says this we'll see below normal rainfall
and above normal temperatures.

Speaker 10 (17:05):
We're going to see the drought lingering probably into June,
so leaning towards near to below normal precipitation. Again, we're
talking about this five month rainy season period here.

Speaker 12 (17:15):
Yeah.

Speaker 9 (17:16):
So, he says July will be the hottest time of
the year and possibly driest with episodes of Saharan dust,
which delays tropical activity.

Speaker 13 (17:24):
He also says sea.

Speaker 9 (17:25):
Surface temperatures warmer than normal in the Atlantic and the Gulf.
He also says the first six weeks in June into
early July will be the stormiest. NOAHS Hurricane outlook will
be released in two weeks.

Speaker 2 (17:37):
So I did read today though that they're expecting a
pretty strong al Nino this year, which could make a
really wet winter.

Speaker 9 (17:42):
Which would be nice good because you know, again, a
lot of officials, emergency management officials in Florida are saying,
we can't keep relying on the you know, this hurricane
season to replenish our water supplies. And yet that's exactly
what we're having to do, all right. A Saint Petersburg
man convicted in a high profile and aimal cruelty case,
so high profile that it led to new laws here

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in Florida, is back behind bars following a court ruling
and appeals court upheld sixty six year old Domingo Rodriguez's conviction,
clearing the way for a Penela's County judge to order
him back into custody to finish his fourteenth month sentence.
The case drew widespread attention after prosecutors say Rodriguez killed
his newly adopted dog, Dexter, and then dunk the remains

(18:24):
at Fort de Soto Park. Public outrage over that case
helped lead the passage of Florida's Dexter's Law, which enhances
penalties for animal abuse, and that's the case that created
our state wide offender registry.

Speaker 3 (18:36):
That's awesome, it is.

Speaker 9 (18:37):
I mean, there's still some bugs that need to be
worked out in the registry, but at least we have
the registry, all right. Rapper Kodak Black, the Grimlin. He
sure likes the Gray Bar hotel.

Speaker 3 (18:48):
He does.

Speaker 9 (18:49):
Man Hey, he's back in legal trouble after being arrested
on a drug trafficking charge with the Florida Rapper, whose
real name is Bill Capri, was booked into the Orange
County Jail on Wednesday. According to a page affidavit, the
arrest thems from an incident back in November when police
were called to defit to the vicinity of a nonprofit
for children in Orlando, where there were reports of gunfire.

(19:11):
Kodak Black was also arrested in twenty twenty two and
twenty twenty three on drug related charges.

Speaker 3 (19:18):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (19:18):
I mean, this guy makes some really bad decisions. Matter
of fact, I guess one of the reasons they were
able to bust him is because a lot of the
social media stuff that he put up had evidence of
what he was doing and when they found him that
evidence was in his car.

Speaker 9 (19:30):
He must be speaking of the pink scissors they found
on the floorboard of either the BMW or a Lamborghini
that was parked outside of that nonprofit, and.

Speaker 2 (19:38):
A gun and some jewelry. It matched up perfectly, so
they didn't have to go any farther than his own
social media. If he need to bust this dude exactly
exactly so crazy.

Speaker 3 (19:46):
It's like not even a good criminal.

Speaker 2 (19:48):
It's just crime is water to a magway, they get
a little stronger.

Speaker 3 (19:55):
All right. A.

Speaker 9 (19:57):
Meanwhile, a special event zone is in effect near Camp
Being World Stadium in Orlando ahead of the Rolling Loud festival. Man,
are we sandwiched between hundreds of thousands of people?

Speaker 3 (20:06):
Right?

Speaker 9 (20:06):
Welcome both Rockville and Daytona Beach and then Rolling Loud
the only US stop this year. The Orange County Sheriff's
Office says the zone runs from six tonight through eight
Monday morning to prevent unpermitted events and traffic problems. It
covers parts of Colonial Drive, John Young Parkway and Old
Winter Garden Road. Be aware if you're driving through that area.
Under state law, traffic fines are doubled in that zone,

(20:29):
and vehicles can be impounded for violations. You don't even
have to be attending the concert if you're in that
special zone. Playboy, Cardi, NBA, Young Boy, and Don Tolliver
will headline the three day hip hop event. Others set
to perform include SDI Kid, Chief Keef, Destroy, Lonely Too, Sisty,
Sexy Red, and Scrilla just to name a few.

Speaker 3 (20:50):
And if you would like a contact high So if
your bag is short, let me give you a little
head zone. Get within one hundred yards of this joint. Ah,
you said you'll be You'll be Stone from October? Is
so this is happening in the same weekend? Oh yeah, Rockville?

Speaker 13 (21:07):
Yeah, they both. I mean Rolling Loud kicks off tomorrow.

Speaker 2 (21:12):
Is it too inflammatory of a question to ask, who
do you think would win in a fight?

Speaker 3 (21:17):
Oh? Man, that's a great question. You got the Festival
of Rock Rock.

Speaker 2 (21:22):
My money's on Rockville due to sheer number numbers of people,
two hundred thousand people.

Speaker 3 (21:27):
I don't how many people are coming to Rolling Loud. Yeah.

Speaker 9 (21:30):
Oh, let's just say Miami Beach is not unhappy that
Rolling Loud is not in Miami Beach this year. What's
interesting is that the Osiola County Sheriff is dealing with
kind of what Sheriff Mike Chitwood was dealing with during
spring break. So Ostiola County Sheriff is having to deal
with all of these unsanctioned house parties. So they're having
I mean, they've got like extra eighty extra Florida Highway

(21:53):
Patrol troopers coming into Ostila County to help them bust these,
you know, unpermitted house parties. They've got gun shot, sexual
assaults being reported, young teens drinking, two hundred kids in
a parking lot, you know, and then you're sure to
have trouble.

Speaker 2 (22:07):
Yeah, we have a story about Airbnb's coming up a
little bit later that kind of focuses on that as well.

Speaker 13 (22:11):
Yeah.

Speaker 9 (22:11):
So I would not want to be a deputy anywhere
near central Florida this weekend.

Speaker 13 (22:16):
I'd be like having to roper up. Do you remember
romper room?

Speaker 3 (22:19):
Yeah? As a kid, do you remember romper room? Yeah?

Speaker 2 (22:22):
Yeah, that's what my wife complains about whenever we go out.
Not enough romper room in this one.

Speaker 3 (22:29):
All right.

Speaker 9 (22:30):
Gas prices still spiking, even though the price of oil
is going down with crude falling as much as fifteen percent.

Speaker 3 (22:36):
That could help lead to stations at lower prices, maybe
ten or fifteen cents over the next five to seven days,
so long as nothing new developed.

Speaker 9 (22:44):
I'm sure nothing Well, gas buddies, Patrick de Hansa's gas
is going for four dollars and fifty nine cents for
regular unleaded here in Florida, which is what I paid
last night to not even fill up my car. That
is above the national average of four to fifty five.
That's a two cents from yesterday and a quarter from
a week ago. One hundred million barrels of oil left

(23:05):
US sure as Wednesday, putting pressure on our supply.

Speaker 2 (23:08):
Well this you're saying textures reporting rolling loud is expected
between two hundred and three hundred thousand people.

Speaker 3 (23:14):
I was figuring, yeah, I mean that's and I'm also
looking at it right now virtually basically the same numbers
for rolling loud. That's a fun hypothetical squabble right there.
Are you sure? I mean, it's a fun thought.

Speaker 2 (23:32):
I'm not rooting for it to happen, But like, what
what's halfway between the two de land US.

Speaker 3 (23:40):
You're probably yeah, yeah.

Speaker 9 (23:43):
All right, change, change could be coming to what one
Orlando resident calls the freeway of Lake Eola Neighbors and
Lake Eola Heights have been saying for years, speeding has
become a safety problem for drivers and pedestrians, So this
week the city installed cameras to study the issue. Residents
would like to see traffic calmbing devices, like a four
way stop sign, maybe some speed humps, one woman tells

(24:06):
New six. They just don't want anyone to get hurt,
especially their kids.

Speaker 3 (24:10):
Sure yeah. Now.

Speaker 9 (24:11):
Meanwhile, a massive Orlando development is announcing its contractor. Turner
Construction Company will lead the five hundred million dollar West
Court project. That entertainment complex is being built near the
Kia Center in downtown Orlando. It's going to include restaurant shops, apartments,
a hotel, and a concert venue. The selection marks a
significant step forward for the project, which was supposed to

(24:32):
start construction last year.

Speaker 3 (24:35):
Yeah yeah, all right.

Speaker 2 (24:36):
And by the way, I think it's cool because downtown Orlando,
with the exception of Doctor Phillips, does not have like
a concert venue that isn't like upper scale like Don Point.

Speaker 3 (24:46):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (24:46):
Well no, you got Beacham. You got some still live
music venues. Yeah, but I mean Beacham's been like played
a little bit, right. They still do live shows there, Yeah,
it still.

Speaker 3 (24:55):
Holds a few people. I didn't know that.

Speaker 2 (24:56):
Oh yeah, yeah, I thought it was just a club.
Now I didn't know they still did live performance.

Speaker 3 (24:59):
Oh yeah, all right.

Speaker 9 (25:00):
This next story is rich for so many reasons. Rick
Scott is warning Americans not to trust government. That's what
Senator Scott said this week in Miami at a panel
discussion on cryptocurrency.

Speaker 3 (25:15):
He's like, while I'm here.

Speaker 9 (25:16):
Scott discussed the Clarity Act, which would ban a central
bank digital currency, because he says.

Speaker 3 (25:23):
What they're going to do is they will use it
to hurt you. They'll they'll use it. They can eventually
if they want to, they just say, up, we took
all your money.

Speaker 10 (25:31):
If you have any concern that they won't do that,
I mean.

Speaker 3 (25:34):
They will do it.

Speaker 9 (25:35):
Scott says government can't be trusted and there's no way
we should allow it to have a digital currency. He
warns they'll use it to hurt us because targeting people
is what governments do. In the meantime, while costs for
housing and healthcare explode, Scott's fighting to hold bureaucrats accountable.
His plan, no budget, no pay if Congress doesn't do
its job and fund the government on time, they don't get.

Speaker 13 (25:58):
A paycheck either period.

Speaker 7 (26:00):
Yeah.

Speaker 13 (26:00):
Yeah, I can't believe I'm saying this. I agree with
him on that.

Speaker 2 (26:04):
It is interesting to hear one of the richest guys
in Congress saying that, Yeah.

Speaker 3 (26:08):
Isn't it. Yeah? I mean, you know, especially how he
got his money, right, three hundred four million dollar fortune
that guy has.

Speaker 9 (26:13):
At the time, one of the largest medicare fraud in
the United States history, not just Florida.

Speaker 13 (26:17):
Absolutely, yeah, I love hearing that from him, all right.

Speaker 9 (26:20):
Universal Orlando is temporarily closing one of its original attractions.
The company plans to shut down its horror makeup show
in the Hollywood section next week. The final day will
be Monday. Universal promises it'll be improved to include a
mix of classic and modern horror properties and shockingly fun surprises.
It's expected to open by the end of the year,

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but no exact date has been announced.

Speaker 2 (26:43):
I mean, there's no way they're wiping it out. When
I read that story as well, I gasp, because I
will tell you, if you haven't been to that, I
think it's probably the most underrated thing that happens at
all of Universal Studios. It is one of the most fun,
entertaining shows on property, no question.

Speaker 3 (27:00):
That has a very special place in my heart. Yeah.

Speaker 2 (27:03):
Someone that I know, not me, definitely me used to
be like an animatronic wolf at the end.

Speaker 6 (27:09):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (27:09):
Yeah, oh that is so cool. I can't wait to
retool it, man, because it's really really good. I know.

Speaker 9 (27:14):
Let's hope it's as fun as the one that they
have right now. All right, Uh, Victoria's Secret, there's a
name you haven't heard from.

Speaker 3 (27:21):
I knew Jack.

Speaker 13 (27:22):
When I pulled this story and put it in the news.

Speaker 9 (27:24):
I thought maybe I should just hey, Jack, I've got
a story for you. Victoria's Secret is officially landing at
Dade Land Mall in Miami for a two day open
casting call that is sure to draw quite the crowd.
I'm just saying, starting at eleven am on May twenty
first and twenty second.

Speaker 3 (27:44):
As a young man, yeah, when that is an old man.

Speaker 2 (27:48):
When that catalog would come in the mail, it was
just like a nice surprise.

Speaker 11 (27:52):
Ye.

Speaker 9 (27:54):
With the wife going damn it, I can't find catalog anyway,
it's in the bathroom again.

Speaker 3 (27:59):
Just a positive the bank and move forward.

Speaker 9 (28:01):
So starting at eleven am on May twenty first and
twenty second. Aspiring models are lining up for a shot
at the twenty twenty six fashion show. And for those
who do not know, this isn't just a walk it
is truly a career changer. The winner will walk away
with an exclusive contract from IMG Models that's the same
agency behind stars like Gigi Hadid. Applicants must be eighteen

(28:25):
years or older and ready to work in the US.

Speaker 2 (28:28):
That's right, you too can be part of the legacy
of Les Wexner. Good good, good history right there, don't
look it up. And by the way, if you ever
want to meet a couple pervy thirty eight year olds
and cargo shorts that never take their hands out of
their pockets going down ew Yeah, who was the perfect word?

Speaker 3 (28:47):
All right?

Speaker 9 (28:48):
Americans are expected to spend how much money this Mother's Day?

Speaker 13 (28:52):
This would be total.

Speaker 9 (28:53):
So Americans collectively are expected to spend this amount of
money on Mother's Day.

Speaker 3 (28:59):
Two and a half billion. Okay, I don't know why
you said.

Speaker 2 (29:02):
That's so funny to me. I will say one point
one billion.

Speaker 3 (29:08):
Ooh, are you to split them? Jackson?

Speaker 2 (29:10):
Now, I'm going for the over and I'll even give
you a little wiggle room, I'll say three billion.

Speaker 9 (29:15):
How about thirty eight? No, that's not thirty eight, that's
not a thing. Billion dollars this Mother's Day.

Speaker 3 (29:22):
It's almost every state, almost.

Speaker 9 (29:24):
I mean the National Retail Federation says that comes out
to two hundred and eighty four dollars a person, and
it would beat the previous record sent in twenty twenty three.
What Mother's Day spending tends to weather times of economic
uncertainty and we all know why, according to the report,
because people want to make sure mom knows she's appreciated.

Speaker 2 (29:46):
I would agree, it's got to be second right in
the list, other than Christmas. It's got to be the
second most expensive. I mean, maybe even more than Valentine's Day.

Speaker 9 (29:52):
Oh, I would assume more expensive than Valentine's Day, and
I think collectively, maybe even more than the holidays, because
I don't know anyone who spends two hundred and eighty
four dollars a person.

Speaker 2 (30:02):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, what yeah? Yeah, no, dude, trust me
what I tell you. My kids are calling me saying, hey,
what does mom want to shoot with this? I'm like, God,
what are you doing? How many moms do you have
to eighty four.

Speaker 3 (30:15):
Yeah. Yeah, I'm working on I'm working my way up
to that.

Speaker 2 (30:19):
Yeah, you know, I bet I bet this. Here's what
I bet. I bet that's the number one day of
the year for the sale of.

Speaker 3 (30:29):
Alcohol. That says something, right, massages.

Speaker 2 (30:34):
I bet they sell more massage packages on Mother's Day
than any other day of the year. See, and I
think you kind of besmirched that as like a throwaway gift.
I said it was an easy gift, an easy gift. Yeah,
but I think it's a highly appreciated gift.

Speaker 8 (30:50):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (30:50):
I didn't say it wasn't that. I just know it's
an easy purchase. If you out there and you need
a mom's a gift. Moms love massages.

Speaker 3 (30:58):
Yeah, there's a right.

Speaker 2 (30:59):
I mean, it's epsore layups and they count for two
points the same way.

Speaker 3 (31:04):
Tell them exactly right. I didn't say it what was bad.
I was saying, it's an easy purchase. It's like it's
like a it's like a cheat code.

Speaker 2 (31:10):
Tell this guy with his nasally voice, hell's going on
here today?

Speaker 3 (31:15):
Listen to that guy throwing darts hell And that concludes
your JCS news.

Speaker 2 (31:26):
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Speaker 3 (31:38):
Makeing a second.

Speaker 12 (31:39):
Had a question one of your news stories reminded me,
this is from Saint Cloud. So places like Victoria's Secret
and candle shops the women get free stuff from there,
but men doesn't get any free stuff from places like
Home Deep or Ace Hardware. Why is that?

Speaker 3 (31:59):
It's a what about ladies night? I mean, man, I
can point it out on a on a map if
you want to see it, I can show you. I
can't say it. All right.

Speaker 2 (32:14):
Welcome back to the Jim Culbert Show. We're all radio
one oh four point one. Jim, there's death. Hello, Jack
is ear cross with us today?

Speaker 3 (32:21):
Hey dude, have you put any thought into what you are?
Where is by the way, is Olivia coming with you
on the yachtley Cruise? I believe?

Speaker 11 (32:29):
So?

Speaker 2 (32:29):
Okay, have you guys? As long as we bring drama me,
that's fine. I mean it's a it's a riverboat, dude,
Like it's a riverboat. I mean it's like being in
your truck. Some people are very susceptible to motion. Sickness
like you when I was a kid, not as much anymore.

Speaker 8 (32:45):
Uh.

Speaker 2 (32:45):
Like spinning around is bad for me, But like I
don't get bothered on cruise ships or anything like that anymore.
And if roller coaster's sitting down like that big one,
uh uh Circus World for the longest time, that hurricane thing.
I could ride that all day long. I could do
the up and down thing. I just can't go in circles. God,
can you do the Mummy?

Speaker 3 (33:01):
I can do the Mummy. I can't. I can spend you.

Speaker 2 (33:04):
But it's just enough though I can. I get mad
about it, Don't get me wrong. I mean, like, if
I get off of it, I'm pissed off, anger me.
But it doesn't make me sick, it does. It just
spends me.

Speaker 3 (33:15):
Just can I tell you.

Speaker 2 (33:16):
Something that really is weird. I'll give you the example.
Like the Mummy roller coaster part itself doesn't bother me.
It's the spinning. It's the same thing with the men
in black one. Like I have to do that ballerina thing.
You know how when ballerinas do spins, how they look forward,
they do their body and then they'll yank their head
around real quick.

Speaker 3 (33:31):
If you guess that.

Speaker 2 (33:32):
That's what I have to do on The Men in
Black Ride? So have you've ever seen video of me
writing The Men in Black Ride? I'm the old guy
doing the ballerina move. Yeah, you're pure wedding yeah yeah, whatever.

Speaker 14 (33:40):
That is.

Speaker 9 (33:40):
Its finding a spot to focus on so that as
you're spinning, you're just focusing on that one.

Speaker 3 (33:44):
Spot, coming back right to that spot. That's how I
do that.

Speaker 2 (33:47):
And it spends one time too many on the Men
in Black If it didn't spend that last time, it wouldn't.

Speaker 3 (33:51):
Bother me at all. But have you guys thought about
what you're dressing up?

Speaker 12 (33:54):
Ass?

Speaker 3 (33:54):
How you put any thought at all into it? I
have not? No, Yeah, a pirate no, no, no, it's yeah,
it's no. It's princess and pirates and you gotta be one.
It's a yacht rock thing, dude.

Speaker 2 (34:04):
So yeah, something like for me the seventies or eighties,
you know, some character or something like that.

Speaker 3 (34:09):
The eighties had pirates too, they were the eighteen eighties,
but the.

Speaker 2 (34:13):
Yacht rock I am the yacht rock A pirate down Yeah,
So that felt right, not too bad?

Speaker 3 (34:21):
I like it? Yeah, Yeah, in my bag leg needs
to go through something.

Speaker 2 (34:25):
By the way, you're doing comedy, so consider whatever you're
doing as a pirate. There you go, Oh my god,
please the yacht rock pirate comedian. Yeah yeah, who brought
is all Scotty wag? They buy it in Chaine.

Speaker 3 (34:38):
Please please bring that for sure.

Speaker 2 (34:40):
Makes some noise, folks, you're ready for twenty Hey the
boat's already sold out, so you're getting twenty minutes of that.
Yeah yeah, good Look now people are getting refunds.

Speaker 3 (34:49):
I can feel it now. I'm looking forward to it.
I like boats. Oh this thing is crazy. What do
you see it?

Speaker 2 (34:56):
Jack and I are going on the lunch cruise in
a couple of weeks kind of figure out what's going
on with it, you know, trying to lay out what
we're gonna do and how we're gonna set things up.

Speaker 3 (35:04):
Let's invite you know who, Steve, the misses can come
out on the Saturday. Who's you know who? The missus?
Oh this one the one pretending not to pay attention? Yeah, yea, yeah, yeah,
she ain't going out. She ain't going out so away, Like,
who goes on boats on Saturday when there's a couch

(35:24):
and pajamas? How could that possibly happen.

Speaker 2 (35:27):
Meanwhile, cut to a week and though when she said
the biggest misconception about her is that people think she
doesn't like to leave her out. Well that one weekend
she left, like when you got married, you're out all
week and long. Oh yeah, yeah, you were out there
all week and long.

Speaker 3 (35:41):
Yeah. Party down, crazy girl, Yeah exactly. Yeah.

Speaker 2 (35:45):
One of the most memorable I Got You Dead, one
of the most memorable sets that I've ever had, And
people keep bringing it up. There's some listeners that were there,
But I did that, damn the gambling cruise and it.

Speaker 3 (35:57):
Was awesome, man, that one.

Speaker 2 (36:00):
I remember going out when one of the employees like
looked at the water and they went, who yeah, this
one's gonna be interesting. Yeah yeah, And I'm like, you
work here, what are you talking about? They go on
the ocean. The gambling cruise goes out in the ocean.

Speaker 3 (36:12):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (36:12):
Oh that's a machine altogether. I've been on that thing too.
That is that's an interesting thing. An hour and a
half in when you bust all your cash. Our cruise
is a sunset river cruise. Ye, yes, much calmer water.
I mean you are only I mean the entire time
we're on the water. You're no more than like maybe
fifty sixty feet from the shore, you know, the gator
ridden shore. Yeah, but that gambling cruise I've I've been

(36:35):
on it multiple times, have had a blast every time.
But one time, I I mean, I'm white right now,
I didn't know how white I could actually get. Oh
you get sick, yeah, dude. And I was telling jokes
as I was like, we were slam. It was wild.

Speaker 12 (36:51):
Man.

Speaker 2 (36:51):
That was the most memorable set of stand up comedy,
most infamous. I will tell you, man, I've been on
a cruise ship one time that got into a really
gnarly storm and it's kind of scary. Matter of fact,
the last one we were on before this one, there
was one day where we were going it was our
day at sea, one of the days at sea, and
we're sitting at this coffee shop right and it's got

(37:13):
the windows there and it's my favorite spot on the ship,
and we're having a cappuccino. We're kind of on our phones,
kind of hanging out talking a little bit, and man,
next thing you know, this like rogue wave hit the
side of the ship and then all you saw was
water and we're fourth floor. Oh, we're the fourth we're
on the fourth level, so that thing had to be
like it was like twenty feet when it hit the
side and it went, I mean it hit it slammed

(37:35):
into it.

Speaker 3 (37:36):
It was crazy.

Speaker 9 (37:37):
Those are to me some of the most terrifying videos
on social media is when the rogue waves hit the
cruise ships and you see the tables and the chairs
and the people just sliding and there's no control over anything.

Speaker 2 (37:49):
Did you see the one where they went into a
tropical storm and people were diving for safety on the
deck because it was picking up the pool furniture and
throwing it like magneto. Like it was crazy. It was
like it looked fake, but it was just basically it
was just swirling. And by the way, those things are
built not to leave the deck, so they're relatively heavy,

(38:09):
even they're all resin so they don't rust, and they're
pretty heavy because they don't want any wind blowing them around.

Speaker 3 (38:15):
Thought of that, they don't want this ship.

Speaker 2 (38:16):
They don't want them shifting around when the boat tilts,
because the boats are gonna tilt. You're in the ocean.
It's unpredictable, right, But man, I saw those things. You
can see the video on YouTube. It's picking those things
up and throwing them across the deck and people are
barely getting missed.

Speaker 3 (38:29):
It's crazy. I'm so emotional you used Magneto. Correct, so
happy my man implemented an X men Yeah influence four
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(38:49):
a question for you guys. Want to get back?

Speaker 10 (39:00):
Hey, Ross like you.

Speaker 15 (39:02):
I was absolutely blown away by Jimmy's absolute Christine reference
to Magneto.

Speaker 16 (39:08):
Just another example why this is the greatest show out there.

Speaker 3 (39:11):
You guys have a great day. Love you missed ever.

Speaker 7 (39:14):
Hey, Jim and crew, I gotta tell you, this is
Frank Frum up here in Illinois. I was so proud
of Jim he actually did use the Magneto reference in
proper context.

Speaker 3 (39:26):
Ross. I feel you.

Speaker 7 (39:28):
I keep out huge way to go, Jim.

Speaker 3 (39:31):
Thank you up the good word. Thank you.

Speaker 2 (39:37):
The one problem I did have though, is I said
the chairs were all resin. That means no metal.

Speaker 3 (39:43):
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the money. Bills is the word, Jim, there's deb hell Jack, Yeah,
and Ross believe in yourself. Got a quick question for
you guys. Good, Then I have one for you. Yeah, sure,
fire away you go first, all right? You ever drive
by a gas station and the price is four fifty nine,

(40:21):
even when it's three fifty nine, and you expect the
next like four fifty nine. I expect the next number
to be five zero zero, like it's a clock.

Speaker 15 (40:31):
Right.

Speaker 3 (40:32):
Oh no, no, I do not get that.

Speaker 2 (40:34):
That never occurred to that. That's interesting. No, no, no, no,
trust me. No, okay, very good. Can I also ask one?

Speaker 3 (40:39):
Yeah, sure, question. This is a question segment. All right,
all right, what do you got? Do you ever wash
your dog?

Speaker 2 (40:47):
And then whenever you wash your dog, that's when you
realize how much weight they've gained as their hair gets fluffy. No,
I don't have that. I do wash my dog. We've
talked about this before naked in the shower. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,
So it's odd to really bring up that we have
that in common. But every time I watch my dog,

(41:07):
it gets fluffy and then that's the biggest the dog
looks like that's the biggest silhouette of the dog. Right,
So that's when I really acknowledged that my dog is
that really Yeah, never got that. Watched my dog this morning. Atkins.
Is there an Atkins for dogs?

Speaker 3 (41:23):
Yeah? Fat?

Speaker 7 (41:24):
Huh?

Speaker 8 (41:24):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (41:24):
Stop feeding them? What do you feed them the other
dog's food? Oh? Really?

Speaker 2 (41:29):
Yeah, so it's the problem. It's hard when you have
multiple pets. Yeah, it's hard to kind of you don't
know police that you know what I found though, do you?
So you have you don't have a dog anymore?

Speaker 3 (41:40):
Jack? Right?

Speaker 2 (41:40):
No, thanks for I forgot that. And you don't have
a cat? Right, I've never had a cat. Okay, but
dev you've had dogs and cats? Have you had them
at the same time? No, you never had a dog
and a cat at the same time.

Speaker 3 (41:51):
Okay.

Speaker 9 (41:51):
So I always thought I was just a dog person
until I found the kitten here at work.

Speaker 3 (41:56):
So you know, we're babysitting our daughter's cat. New York cat.

Speaker 2 (42:00):
It's very cool. And then we have our little dog, Sadie,
that's a Shorky which is a sheet too, in a
in a Yorki mix. So she's like eight nine ten
pounds or whatever and adorable, one of the best dogs
we've ever owned ever. But I did notice something. The
cat never tries to eat her food. And Sadie gets
good food. I mean we make her. We make her
food at home, like according to a recipe from that

(42:22):
that farmer's dog thing, So we make it, you know,
at the house, so I've seen it before. I just
think that the gold flakes on top are a little
too much. But the cat never tried, never goes over
to her bowl, never tries to do any of that.
But and then you know, of course she eats hard
food we don't give We don't give her like wet food.
She just eats kibble cat and she loves it, and

(42:42):
she's fat, so she eats a lot of it. But
I just it's kind of wild. Do cats not like
dog food or vice versa. I know, dogs will be anything.
We never had that when we we had three cats
and we still had Geter. He would always get into
their food. Oh really not good for him and they
would never touch his food.

Speaker 3 (42:58):
So some thing it has to do with the ingredients. Yeah,
what is the makeup?

Speaker 11 (43:01):
What?

Speaker 3 (43:01):
What the what?

Speaker 9 (43:02):
More beef for dogs and more fish for cats?

Speaker 2 (43:05):
Yeah, but I mean, is there is there a nutrient
thing that hasn't happened differently for eear? I mean, do
cats require a different nutriently more.

Speaker 3 (43:12):
I would imagine so yeah, yeah, because I.

Speaker 2 (43:13):
Mean when we started making Sades food, we got the
packages of this nutrient pack that when you make it,
you just mix it in there and it has all
the vitamins and minerals and stuff dogs are supposed to
get that would normally be in like wet or dry
food that includes that. But we admit the cat doesn't
even go over to her bowl and her bowls right
there on the ground, never even asked for it, never
looks at it, know nothing.

Speaker 13 (43:33):
The other thing you have to be careful of is
dogs love litter boxes.

Speaker 2 (43:36):
Yeah, that's the one thing that we found out is
my daughter's dog that also stayed with us for a
little while as the baby was getting a little bit older,
is gone now also used to love eating cat poop,
which is disgusting.

Speaker 13 (43:47):
Higher fat content in their food than there is in
dogs foods, so to them it's a triosy roll.

Speaker 2 (43:53):
Yeah, that was part of the problem with he was
getting higher fat food and then I noticed he was fat.
It was like a little meat ball. And then you
washed them and you're like, well, time to go bowling something.
I'm telling you. When you wash the dog and they
get all fluffy, the what by far not even close
worst thing that dogs do. Dogs are basically perfect except

(44:15):
the hole there. Yeah, that is truly rock bottom. Yeah,
that last place, and it changes like I didn't I
didn't think my little dog did it right. But there's
a tailtale sign when they do it, and it has
nothing to do with it being in their mouth or
on their breath or anything. But when my little dog
pooped in the house, probably you know, about two years
ago or whatever, she would have been you know, probably

(44:36):
four at that time. I think she's five or six
now whatever, And you can tell because they are little
pieces around, so they would have they she would have
eaten around and left little pieces where like you know,
like it had been messed with or whatever, like she
was trying to cover up the evidence that she'd pooped
in the house. And I looked at her different from
that day on. Yeah, yeah, I just looked at her different.
I don't just need to say over there for a
little bit, because you sit over there for a little bit.

(44:57):
It's hard to you know, exchange that on love and
then you get hit with that as a reminder of
just like, ah, man, I thought you were better than that,
And then every lick on the face you get you
forget about it, and then you see him do it
one time and then you think back up all the
locks on the face, you've got it, and you're like,
what am I doing.

Speaker 3 (45:12):
With my life? Yeah, it's not it. Yeah, I'll send
an email to like dog hr or something. Yeah, okay,
that'll be fun. I'll get to the bottom of it.

Speaker 2 (45:20):
And the question I want to ask you guys, I
wanted to ask you guys this. Have you ever called
your spouse a different name and vice versa has a nickname? No,
a different name, oh, an accident when you've said something
and you called that person, You've called your loved one
another name, and even if it's another name of the

(45:41):
same gender. And the mistake I would make occasionally is
I would call my wife's name is Tory, and of course,
I know somebody named Corey and I would. I said
that one time and then and here's the thing, my
wife kind of forgot about the whole part of that.
And what do you think the first thing she who's Corey? Yeah,
immediately immediately from from having a cordial conversation right into

(46:02):
who's Cory? She always thinks it's a forty in slip?

Speaker 3 (46:05):
Right.

Speaker 2 (46:05):
Yeah, Yeah, I'm like, maybe you know who it is.
It's this person. She goes, Oh, were you talking to
that person recently? I was like, we were just texting
the yesterday. So that's exactly what I app I've done
that in relationships before, but never never when I'm with
my wife.

Speaker 3 (46:18):
Never with your wife. And I'm not gonna try it
in multiple ways, right. Yeah. Have you ever called Olivia
by another name? I am proud to say I have not. Well,
her name is kind of unique. Yeah, Olivia.

Speaker 2 (46:30):
I once called her Bolivia country. Has she ever called
you by a different name?

Speaker 3 (46:35):
Yeah? I mean we No, I don't think so. No.

Speaker 2 (46:38):
No, you have pet names, but I mean not names
like you. She didn't call you an old boyfriend's name.

Speaker 3 (46:42):
Yeah. No, I've never been called David.

Speaker 2 (46:44):
You know, I think I think my wife and I
each called like when we first got married. I think
we were maybe two years in our marriage. We each
called each other our ex's name one time. That's a good.

Speaker 3 (46:55):
Time to have the scoreboard be tied. Yeah, well it
was a great thing for that to be a draw.
And it was during an argument and I said something
and I said, and you know, I was like so
and so and I said the name, and man, the
argument didn't even matter at that point. The argument switched
to arguments. We went to a whole another argument at

(47:17):
that point. Have you ever had that happen? Yeah? Never,
That's why I go with Bob each other Bob, Yeah,
that's that's so smart. But I also thoroughly enjoy how
you called your wife Corey and she immediately thought that,
you know, the plaque and boy had a secret exactly.

Speaker 2 (47:39):
And then again I the 's name thing was like
the scary one because you know it was it was
a weird time in a relationship. So we both made
that slip, and she had credit on me for a
while because I did it first, right, and she would
throw that up because it became a joke in a relationship.
And then like a year later, something happened with her ex,

(48:00):
and it kind of got the thing stirred up, and
then she yelled that name out to me and I.

Speaker 3 (48:04):
Was like, ahah, finally, no more of this.

Speaker 2 (48:07):
I just did this though for the first time. I'm
not going to say it's worse than if I had
done it with my wife. But with my best friend.
Oh really, yeah, my childhood best friend. You call him
a different name. I called them my other best friend's
name way and a weird way. In some ways, that's worse.

(48:28):
I don't know why, I know. I think I think
it is worse because what your best friend at that
point would think that he's kind of lost your favor,
and then this, this other friend is now your best friend.

Speaker 3 (48:37):
Yeah, and that has some value to people. Dude.

Speaker 2 (48:39):
If that happened to me, I would be like, I
would be upset about it per se, but I'd be like,
what would I do?

Speaker 3 (48:44):
Dude? Yeah, it's sad. It was a frown moment.

Speaker 2 (48:48):
While you cannot get away with it in your relationship,
even with your friends, it doesn't work, but it's almost expected.
If you're a parent and you're talking about your kids,
oh yeah, to get the kids name wrong is just
like a normal thing.

Speaker 3 (49:02):
At a comedy.

Speaker 9 (49:03):
That's a comedy trope, right, Yeah, you run through all
the kids' names until you get the one that's.

Speaker 8 (49:07):
In the in.

Speaker 2 (49:08):
The more mad you get, the more often it happens.
You're like Taylor Coby.

Speaker 3 (49:17):
You like stroke, stroke, stroke, stroke, got it right.

Speaker 2 (49:20):
I know that my brother's name is Chase, so my
name was Chay Ross.

Speaker 3 (49:25):
Like that's all I heard. Legit.

Speaker 2 (49:28):
The majority of the majority of the times that my
mom has called me my name, it has been Chay Ross.
The worst French restaurant. I'll tell you another kind of
hyper sensitive one. And this was a wild time in
my life. And I don't know that I've ever felt worse,
and I didn't even mean to. So when my mom
and dad got divorced and my mom got my dad

(49:51):
got remarried, and when I moved to Orlando after graduating
from high school, my mom took it personally, you know.
She thought I was like leaving her or not just
going out for more opportunity. She took it real personally
because my mom and dad's relationship ended poorly. It was contentious,
to say the very least, so she considered that like
a loss, like me moving down here with my dad

(50:13):
was like to her in some way, although he wanted that, Yeah,
exactly that he won, you know, he he's he's got.

Speaker 3 (50:19):
Me now type thing. Right.

Speaker 2 (50:21):
So the my step mom, who is a wonderful human
being by the way, a really absolutely beautiful person inside. Now,
she's great, help me out a lot. Hell, yeah, that
has been a great she really has. She I probably
don't tell her not enough, but she's been really really good.
I've never heard and has been that for years.

Speaker 3 (50:38):
Right.

Speaker 2 (50:38):
I remember being on the phone with my mom once
and was talking about my step mom and called my
step mom mom on accident. Dude, that was that. That's
the loudest silence I've ever heard my life. Yep, that
phone went dead, but it wasn't dead. You could feel

(51:00):
attention through the phone. And then the next she goes, so,
what are you calling scary now? And I'm like, Mom,
I just call her Sherry. That was I just in
the heat of the conversation, you know, And my mother
was crushed. Dude, was crushed when that happened. Yeah, it's
day story. It was just it was just crazy. I

(51:22):
didn't even mean anything by it. I mean I didn't
you know, I never considered her my mom. She's a
great person, but she's not my mom. She would even
say that she's a logical person. It was just kind
of a wild time.

Speaker 3 (51:34):
Damn. Yeah, yeah, never had that happen.

Speaker 2 (51:37):
I mean, I I haven't really been called too many names,
but whenever I have long hair, I get misgendered once
a month.

Speaker 3 (51:45):
Yeah, there's Ellen's not so famous sister. I've gotten man, ma'am, sir.
I do that so much. I have, I do that
so much. I and I.

Speaker 2 (51:58):
It's such a problem saying, you know, buddy or pal
or something like that to the wrong person, you know,
and then what's really it's always a bad boy girl.
So if you're always misgendering, right, so then you start
using the word day and then you're like, oh god,
I'm a paradox.

Speaker 3 (52:13):
I became my worst enemy, right all right?

Speaker 2 (52:16):
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That's how you call us textas easily at seven seven
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Speaker 3 (52:31):
He right there. Oh dang, whose mom needs a massage?
I got you, so I had to make that joke first.
Hope you guys doing well. Thanks by you didn't really.

Speaker 4 (52:43):
For the first two and a half years I lived
in Hawaii, bretended on the SS Constitution Inner Island cruise ship.
Monday night, we'd leave out at Kakului on the north
shore Omaui and go around the Hamakua coastline to Hilo
on the east side of the Big Island.

Speaker 3 (52:58):
Well, the deck I.

Speaker 4 (52:59):
Worked on was sty feet above the water, and I've
seen waves splash up there. I've seen all the pool
furniture go from one side of the deck to the other.

Speaker 3 (53:08):
Talk about it.

Speaker 5 (53:09):
Aloha, Aloha, all right, welcome back to the Jim Kober Show.

Speaker 2 (53:17):
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Speaker 3 (53:26):
We'll get you on their Superstar Superstart and right around
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Speaker 2 (53:29):
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deb Jack and Ross here as well. What are you
laughing about over.

Speaker 3 (53:39):
There, dude, I'm just in a great mude. That's awesome.
Me too. It's hard to tell when you just spawn
like that. Yeah, yeah, me Tooim in a great moon.

Speaker 2 (53:49):
I really am, because yesterday it was dying on the
air like I had this allergy attack or something hit
me like about three thirty or so, and it just, man,
it got progressively worse throughout the day. So I shook
that and uh, feeling a lot better. Good night to sleep.
Last night I did not know I had. I drank
and I had an espresso after dinner. It was my

(54:09):
brother's birthday.

Speaker 3 (54:10):
Oh yeah, yeah yeah.

Speaker 2 (54:11):
Oh by the way, how was that restaurant? Oh my god,
it's really good. It's special. You know what I love
about that? When you text me that last night, it
made me feel good. And I'll tell you why. Right,
So when you do anybody that has an opinion based
segment on the show, right, and Faiez has an opinion
based segment, right, I mean food quality food experiences are

(54:32):
unbelievably subjective will you agree. So it's hard for one
person to say, hey, you're going to love this because
I love it. But you know, I trust Faiez his
palate because I know he appreciates a lot of different foods,
whether it be the most basic American food all the
way up to the most egregious and out there. You know,
Asian foods he's like, and you know, Indian foods, African foods.

Speaker 3 (54:55):
He loves all of it.

Speaker 2 (54:56):
That dude is unbelievably versed in great food and he
thinks the restaurant that you went to last night's top
three in the city.

Speaker 3 (55:04):
It is.

Speaker 2 (55:05):
This is how good it was. Is that it was
my brother's birthday. And this is kind of part of
thoughts a little bit, But it was my brother's birthday.
And I don't think you'd be too mad at me
sharing this. But very common to be kind of sad
on your birthday. As you get a little bit older,
as you look back and reflect, you're coming to grips
with your mortality more and more. You're at the time

(55:26):
of the age where you do that. I don't think
any of us do that.

Speaker 3 (55:29):
I yeah, I'm there.

Speaker 2 (55:30):
I wept like two birthdays ago when my wife was pregnant,
and I was just like, oh God, life is here.
And I've said this and if there's one thing I
would love for everyone just to take a moment and
soak in because this is such a belief that I have.
It's part of my creed now, is that when you
are young, it is such a privilege to not know
the answers to the questions about your future. Yes, it

(55:55):
is almost this bulletproof shield. Well you know, later down
on the road, I'll fix that. Or you keep thinking,
I wonder who my partner will be, and then you
find out and it's great news. But but now that
life question has been answered, it's been answered. Check that
one off the box. You don't know how much of
a gas tank or propellant. That is when you don't

(56:17):
have the answers to those questions. And once you get
those answers, they can be great answers. But boy, having
the questions that only youth can bring you man, and
then like, am I gonna be a good dad? You
have to be seen, Gotta find out, Gotta feed them honestly,
gotta feed them more. That's what I'm learning.

Speaker 3 (56:37):
Still, what restaurant did you go to? June. It's in
Thornton Park.

Speaker 2 (56:43):
It's such a it was such a good dining experience
that my brother was kind of having somewhat of a
you know, getting close to that sad birthday, and I
forced them out. I made sure that we went out
and got a good restaurant, a good dinner. It's your birthday,
if there's not, if there's one day out of the
year to go out of the way to love yourself
and spend money on yourself and your family, it's your

(57:06):
and there's birth days. Yeah, one hundred percent I would
agree with that. So, yeah, we're actually celebrating my daughters
this weekend. So I appreciate that one hundred percent. It
turned his night around. That's what good drink and good
food and good company and can do. It's funny you
mention that, because actually, what I was going to talk
about this for this short segment before we get to
Colbert Court, because Glenn will be here in just a
few minutes, was this, how long did you guys hang
out at your table after you paid your tab?

Speaker 3 (57:28):
Fair amount? How long is a fair amount?

Speaker 2 (57:30):
I would say fifteen fifteen minutes? Yeah, what do you
think the etiquette says for that. I read this today,
and I've never heard this before, although I've eaten at
restaurants and then afterwards, like you guys, get a cup
of coffee with your dessert, right, and then you want
to finish the coffee, And that's a really good conversation thing.
At the end of the meal. Everybody's goint of chilled out.

(57:51):
You've done the eating stuff and now you can like
talk and just kind of enjoy your coffee. And I
agree with that, and I thought for sure, like you know,
fifteen minutes was perfect.

Speaker 3 (58:00):
Fine, Oh wow, it's not. Well, it's dependent on some things.
What do you think it should be After you've paid
your bill, After you've paid your bill, they cut around.
Everybody's paid their checks. But you got this, they serve dessert.

Speaker 2 (58:10):
They're not going to give you your bill before the last
thing you paid for comes. Right, You get your dessert
and coffee, right, and then they read the tab. They
lay the tab down as you're eating your dis right,
and then you pay that off and they're gone and
you're still enjoying your dessert.

Speaker 13 (58:24):
I would say five minutes at most five minutes fine.

Speaker 3 (58:27):
Because after you've paid your bills. See, that's right, she
hates being outside.

Speaker 9 (58:34):
They want to turn that table over and get some
more people.

Speaker 3 (58:37):
Now what they want. That comes into play, right, that
comes into play.

Speaker 2 (58:40):
What do you think, Ross, I think fifteen minutes fine,
just wrapping things up, little tidbits of conversation. And you
guys are actually pretty darn close because what they say,
this is the mis etiquette thing. What they say is,
by the way, I'm ten, it's dependent on how busy
the restaurant is. Like, if you're eating at six o'clock,
can you finish in a busy restaurant? You know, they

(59:03):
say five ten minutes max. And by the way, some
restaurants will throw your ass out. Some restaurants will come over,
they'll send a server over and say, hey, we wrapping
up here because they got tables to turn and that's
money in the bank for those guys. But the ad
they said fifteen minutes, fifteen to thirty minutes based on that,
if you're at the end of the night, you've had
a late dinner, it's like eight o'clock, and the restaurant

(59:25):
really isn't that busy. You can hang out as much
as you want. For the most part, restaurant owners say
they don't care really if you hang out. If there
are available tables and if somebody comes in and they
can seat them, no problem. If there are people in
the restaurant and it's busy, it's like if you're eating
at the primetime six thirty seven o'clock, they say, you
want to get out of there five ten minutes max.
Don't hang out, don't loiter, you want to make somebody mad.

(59:47):
Just hang out there because the servers, that's ten minutes
they're not serving and impressing somebody to get tips. Oh man,
what a restaurant. If you ever go to June, get
the carrots, send me the email later.

Speaker 3 (01:00:00):
Carrots.

Speaker 2 (01:00:01):
Yeah, I've never seen I've never heard anybody recommend Carrots.

Speaker 3 (01:00:04):
That's how good this restaurant is. Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:00:06):
Yeah, he says it's amazing. He said it's so good
that when he went the first time, he went back,
I want to say, two or three days in a
row because he wanted to eat the entire menu, because
he said the first day when he went, he goes,
if if what I ate was that good, the rest
of it has to be as good, and he wanted
to try it. He thinks it's one of the best
in the city and it's a birthday dinner. I'm paying
this dinner off for the next two to three months.

(01:00:27):
And it's Mexican, right, yes, but what you expect Mexican
to be. It's not what it's like a high credit
score Mexicans. It's not text mes Mexican.

Speaker 3 (01:00:37):
Yes, yeah, yeah, it's not the burritos, tacos, complimentary chips
and sauce at the table right.

Speaker 2 (01:00:43):
No what, I'm out, by the way, that's the thirty
dog for me. I'm out by the way, that's the press.
When you say dog, it makes me laugh.

Speaker 3 (01:00:53):
So yeah, I know why.

Speaker 2 (01:00:54):
It's like it's like me saying magneto. He said dog,
I thought of America.

Speaker 3 (01:01:00):
That's not for me. Dog.

Speaker 2 (01:01:01):
Can we agree on this? Can we agree that chips
and salsa are the best pre meal free thing you
get from any single restaurant. Better than rolls, better than
garlic nons, better than your little cracker basket.

Speaker 3 (01:01:17):
Make it. It's the best, don't don't you? What are
you writhing over there for?

Speaker 2 (01:01:22):
I've gotta go with garlic bread. I'm gonna go with
garlic bread. You get me a little dipping sauce when
I still think it the olive oil should be in
a bowl, but it's in a little coffee plate, a
little coffee sauce.

Speaker 3 (01:01:33):
All right, that's that's why go to you.

Speaker 2 (01:01:35):
I like that, okay, more so than let's say, rolls
from a steak restaurant with that cinnamon butter.

Speaker 3 (01:01:41):
Oh did I throw a wrench in the machine? Wait?
What side are you on? I'm saying that's great.

Speaker 2 (01:01:47):
I still think depending on how good the salsa is
or the pico is, I still think that's it.

Speaker 3 (01:01:52):
What do you think? I don't.

Speaker 9 (01:01:54):
I'm gonna go tortilla chips you like to or the
peanuts you get, Oh.

Speaker 3 (01:02:00):
Oh, peanuts, that's a good time. Baskets of peanuts is good.
You don't do baskets anymore.

Speaker 9 (01:02:04):
Now you get a bucket with a little bag with
a bag and they have a big sign outside the
door that says caution peanut and peanut dust in the air.

Speaker 2 (01:02:13):
The thing with rolls though, you can fill up on that. Yeah,
it's like, man, do I want to blow all the
calorie intake on this bread?

Speaker 3 (01:02:24):
I don't just settle down. I don't understand what side
gym is on. You can do that with gyms.

Speaker 2 (01:02:29):
Pips is actually we just did at the ternight because
ta Wan the flats was so busy it took forever.

Speaker 3 (01:02:34):
We had full on chips. While wife everything you ate yourdagos.

Speaker 2 (01:02:36):
I have to save some of the break because I
want the bread with my entree, especially if there's anything
right on the plate. Oh yeah, where you can sp
it up red sauce or something like that, I want
bread with that. Like like any dish, I usually want
the bread with it.

Speaker 3 (01:02:53):
I don't want it as an appen but these are freebies.

Speaker 2 (01:02:56):
And as a rule, when you're to an Italian restaurant
and you order something and you get that, that's an order.
Like if you go get like Mozrel six, that's an order.
I'm talking about stuff they bring up complimentary and sit
down for you to noah on until your meal. You
fill up on a bowl of bread. Then are you
even making it to dessert with chips?

Speaker 3 (01:03:13):
We've established that theoretically. No, you keep a control on chips.

Speaker 2 (01:03:17):
And with the SUSA that's a vegetable, man, that's healthy food.

Speaker 3 (01:03:22):
Whatever.

Speaker 2 (01:03:23):
The answer is the bread that comes with olive oil,
then you can hit it with the regno and then
you put some balsamic in it and you kind of
make it look cool and it looks like an Italian broken.

Speaker 3 (01:03:34):
That's a good one.

Speaker 2 (01:03:35):
Only Jack would say that the sauce is healthy when
you eat it with a fried spoon. Yeah, because the
chip is a fried spoon, all right. Four seven night,
hold me back, Jim four O seven N four one
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Speaker 3 (01:03:49):
On the other side, stay tuned.

Speaker 1 (01:03:51):
At Jim Colbert Show on you two.

Speaker 17 (01:04:01):
Hey everybody, I've never called in before, but I love
your show.

Speaker 3 (01:04:04):
Thank you.

Speaker 17 (01:04:05):
I just started listening to it recently. My name is Kate,
and I'm thinking about those things that they put out
to eat before you actually eat at a restaurant. What's
fun with the carne Chians is that what they call it,
the pickles and all those and things, all those sauce
is really good that sometimes they just want to spoon
to just cirk it up and not have to have
all of the tortilla calories. Maybe just a.

Speaker 2 (01:04:26):
Couple of tim.

Speaker 18 (01:04:29):
Yeah, chips and sauce are pretty good, but it is
also hard to beat breadsticks and alfreda sauce from out Look, but.

Speaker 3 (01:04:36):
You have to pay for the alfredo.

Speaker 15 (01:04:38):
I will agree with you if you're done eat, You
gotta help. It's time to get the hell out.

Speaker 11 (01:04:44):
Of But.

Speaker 15 (01:04:47):
Company's going good, everyone's having fun. We don't really want
to leave yet. It's the waitress or waiter egg. Can
we stay another twenty thirty minutes? Get another drink, cup
of coffee. I'll make it worse, you know what I mean.
I'll tip twenty and then i'll tip fifteen or twenty
percent on top of that.

Speaker 14 (01:05:06):
Hey, we're visiting from out of town, staying in Mount
Dora the next three nights. Just need some casual restaurant recommendations.
Where do we want to go eat the next few nights?
Thanks appreciate it.

Speaker 9 (01:05:18):
You want to go to the Artery, You want to
go to Back Porch, Pizza Lost Palmis, Lost Palmis. If
you want some Cuban food, Pisces Rising. If you want
a view of the lake that you can't get anywhere else,
and you.

Speaker 3 (01:05:31):
Want to step it up nineteen twenty one, or the
Goblin Market.

Speaker 9 (01:05:33):
Yeah, but those are going to be reservations, and that's
going to be like Ross's birthday dinner. It's a birthday
dinner type restaurant, but some really good food.

Speaker 2 (01:05:40):
And if you want legit one of the best sandwiches
you'll ever eat in your entire life. There's a little
place in out door called the Butcher's Nook, and I
swear on my life it is such a special little spot, dude.

Speaker 3 (01:05:50):
It is so blanking good. It really is great.

Speaker 9 (01:05:53):
Yeah, and then go to mass Mountain moonshine, get yourself
some moonshine and walk around out Mondorra.

Speaker 2 (01:05:58):
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Speaker 2 (01:06:29):
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Park four oh seven nine one seven seventeen eighteen car
crash call Klausman.

Speaker 3 (01:06:35):
Guys good in laud for mister Glenn. Clausman Voices Bang Glynn.

Speaker 2 (01:06:43):
Glenn handles a lot of cases, a lot of car
accident cases, a trip and ball cases. You have any
of that stuff, he can certainly handle it for you.
Very good at it, by the way, legal elite super lawyer,
one of the lawyers in town that other lawyers call
for issues when they get kind of caught up as well. True, well,
thank yeah, yeah, it's true though, right, I mean true,
it's a hundred percent truth. Let me ask you a question.

(01:07:04):
Do you linger because you eat out a lot? Do
you linger a little bit after you eat? Or you
just get up and leave?

Speaker 10 (01:07:08):
Depends on what we're doing. Yeah, yeah, you know sometimes
we do, but most often we get up and leave.

Speaker 2 (01:07:13):
And then, what do you think, because we were talking
about this right before you came in, what do you
think the best complementary pre meal thing is? Like your
chips and sauce at Mexican restaurants? And I know that
we mentioned one of our favorite places, Francesco's has that
bread and the olive oil with the balsamic vinegar and
some herbs in there.

Speaker 3 (01:07:33):
We both love that.

Speaker 11 (01:07:34):
Yeah.

Speaker 10 (01:07:34):
Yeah, and I get lunch at Francescoes and with your
lunch entree you get either super salad and his soup
is phenomenal.

Speaker 3 (01:07:40):
Yeah yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:07:41):
The suits are free and it's free, right it comes
with a lunch. Yeah yeah, it's amazing. And another people
a pizza, I get salad or soup.

Speaker 3 (01:07:47):
That's awesome. Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:07:48):
And then you and I like going to Enzo's, which
is the most legendary Italian spot, I mean, like real
Italian spot in town. And I think their pre meal
basket of like crackers and breads is also very good.

Speaker 10 (01:07:59):
It is terrific. And the butter even is wonderful. Oh yeah,
it's a real butter.

Speaker 13 (01:08:02):
Yeah all right, I'm sorry, Cheddar Bay Biscuits.

Speaker 3 (01:08:05):
That's another good one, cheddar Baby biscuits.

Speaker 2 (01:08:12):
I remember going to Enzas with Glenn and Jim. I
think all of us were there the entire time. I
was like, I shouldn't be here. Well, I mean, when
you look around, it's like Judge, Judge Lawyer, to go
build Orlando. They have to go builds Orlando. It's like
the who's who of the city over there. I'm wearing
a halo reach t shirt, you know, like I look
like I'm about to kick flip of three.

Speaker 10 (01:08:31):
Well, and prices are not out of sight. It's reasonable
for what you get, but it's a great rest of
it's phenomenal. Yeah, it certainly is. Glenn stops it on
Thursdays every Thursday. Actually, we have a case here, and
what we'll do is we'll go around the room and
try to figure the case out. These are usually cases
Glenn is actually arguing right now or is this the
case you had? It's an older case. I thought it'd
be appropriate though, because it's getting to that time of
year where people using off road vehicles and that sort

(01:08:53):
of thing.

Speaker 2 (01:08:54):
Yeah, summertime, kids will be out of school, that'll be
looking for things to do, and stuff like this will
happen for sure. So if you're just tuning into, say
for the first time, like I said, we'll go around
faticcus here, Oh he was bowling here, very nice, and
we'll try to figure out then we'll kick it over
to Glenn. One of the reasons we do this is
so that you get a better comprehensive idea of how
the law works when it comes to applying your insurance
to certain scenarios. Hopefully making you a better citizen when

(01:09:18):
it comes to kind of knowing your rights against your
very own insurance company and what the law allows and
will not allow, and some of it gets very shocking
at times. So I'm going to read this case. We'll
go around the room and figure it out. And I
would like to point out I want to I don't
want to jinx it like naming you a horse winner.
But I've been right the last two maybe even three times.
I believe the tapes. All right, very good. Here we go. Billy,

(01:09:41):
age ten, had a sleepover at his friend's house excuse me,
and they joined other kids across the street at a
birthday party.

Speaker 3 (01:09:49):
Right.

Speaker 2 (01:09:49):
The kids were riding up and down the street in
a gated community on a Kalasaki Mule four wheel utility
vehicle when the nine year old girl driver turned and
caused the utility of vehicle to flip on its side.
There were four kids in the utility vehicle and Billy
suffered a serious leg injury. Remember he's ten years old.

(01:10:11):
Utility vehicle is owned by the business of the person
where the birthday party was held at the business owner's
vacation home. Oh ma, oh no, your Billy's attorney and
his family need your help. What do you do? Let
me Cliff notes. This billy goes over to a birthday party.
He's had a sleepover. They go to across the party

(01:10:32):
join other kids at a birthday party. Those kids were
riding up and down the street.

Speaker 3 (01:10:36):
It's a gated.

Speaker 2 (01:10:37):
Community on a mule four wheel you guys know what
those are, by the way, kind of like an ATV
with a bed in the back.

Speaker 3 (01:10:42):
Right, I'm a super liberal.

Speaker 2 (01:10:43):
No, there's a nine year old girl driving, nine years
old driving this vehicle's.

Speaker 10 (01:10:49):
She did have experience from driving her barbie cart before.

Speaker 2 (01:10:52):
Okay, we have jokes, ladies and gentlemen. There were four
kids in the bed of the vehicle. Billy suffered a
serious leg injury. Here's where it gets testing. The vehicle
is owned by the business of the person where the
birthday party was held at the business owner's vacation home.
So the business or where it happened was at a
vacation home that is owned by the business of the

(01:11:14):
guy where they were having the birthday party. And the
utility vehicle is also registered to the business, and that's
a vacation home, not the primary residence. Is the vacation
home owned by the business. Okay I said that incorrectly. Yeah, yeah,
you got a business that owns the utility, the vehicle.
They're at the vacation home owned by mister and missus,

(01:11:38):
And I would say the homeowner's insurance on the vacation
home people is on the hook here as well as
the business insurance that has the vehicle. Why would they
mention gated neighborhood, why would they come? Why would they
bring that up? I think sometimes Glenn likes to use extra.

Speaker 3 (01:11:57):
Words, does he really? Yeah?

Speaker 2 (01:11:58):
Usually Glenn is pretty efficient the words, and in the
cases that actually come into play, I think we know
it's probably more affluent.

Speaker 13 (01:12:06):
That's what I was going to say.

Speaker 2 (01:12:07):
The fact that you're also getting summer home. Yeah, and
you know a quad you know thing.

Speaker 3 (01:12:14):
Do we know who the parents of the nine year
old are?

Speaker 10 (01:12:18):
Yeah, we know, we know who they are. You they're different. No,
that's a different party than the place where Billy is
sleeping over, and it's different than the people who own the.

Speaker 9 (01:12:29):
Vacation So there's like three different entities here. Because you
could also go after the car insurance of the parents
of the nine year old since she was the one
driving the vehicle. Also go after the insurance for the
business vehicle since that's the vehicle that was involved in
the accident, as well as the homeowner's insurance for the

(01:12:50):
vacation home where the family is staying.

Speaker 3 (01:12:52):
How about the communities homeowners association?

Speaker 9 (01:12:54):
That could be the reason another reason why the gated
community is brought up, because.

Speaker 3 (01:12:59):
Maybe that like rules and regulations of what can or
cannot be on the road there.

Speaker 10 (01:13:04):
Well, it wouldn't be the homeowner's liability, homeowers association liability.
It's kind of mentioned because it's the perception that it's
safer it's a gated community.

Speaker 3 (01:13:13):
Oh, I gotcha up and down.

Speaker 10 (01:13:14):
Yet it's not like they're in an area where they
can go out on a highway.

Speaker 3 (01:13:18):
Right, So that's right, I would start, How serious is
this leg injury? Bad? It was really bad.

Speaker 10 (01:13:22):
Yeah, there was some thought he might might lose part
of his leg no way, really yeah, Fortunately that didn't happen.
I mean this case is, you know, years ago, but
I thought it'd be appropriate to bring it back now,
and and he's doing wonderfully.

Speaker 3 (01:13:33):
Well, oh that's great, good though, good to hear. But
we're talking like six years later a question for mister Klausman.
I know that age always plays a role when it
comes to types of different settlements. If you are twenty
years old, you have more life ahead of you. But
I do know at ten years old that you have
a higher chance of healing. Isn't that correct?

Speaker 10 (01:13:54):
Hey, younger people heel better than older people. That's yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:13:56):
Would that play a factor in the overall and result
that is the settlement?

Speaker 10 (01:14:02):
Probably not, because you know, it's just a bad, bad injury,
and it's you know, it's a terrible thing for the
young child to go through.

Speaker 3 (01:14:09):
Who are the parents of the nine year old?

Speaker 10 (01:14:11):
It's a single mom that has very limited insurance.

Speaker 2 (01:14:17):
So the driver of the vehicle's mother has virtually no
insurance and she's a single mom.

Speaker 10 (01:14:23):
Mom ten thousand dollars in liability insurance. Liability insurance pays
when you're level.

Speaker 3 (01:14:27):
Who allowed the nine year old to drive the UTV?

Speaker 10 (01:14:30):
That's a great question. I mean, the answer that we
found during litigating the case was one of the children
of mister and missus who owned a vacation home.

Speaker 3 (01:14:40):
It was.

Speaker 10 (01:14:42):
Their families. Util Yeah, the nine year old say, Hey,
I want to drive. I have a Barbie car. And
I have a driving you know, kids are in there,
and that was yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:14:54):
It's their responsibility. It's their utility vehicle. The keys are
there and they if children are riding it. That's plus they're.

Speaker 9 (01:15:03):
Having a birthday party, so they knew the temptation of
the kids wanting to drive the vehicle. If they didn't
want the kids to have access to the vehicle, they
would kept the keys or you know, put it in
the garage, put it under a tarp, keep the keys,
make it you know. But it's tempting when it's sitting
there and you're having a birthday party for nine and
ten year olds, of course they're gonna want to go
out and drive it. Well, mom, it's a gated community.

(01:15:24):
It's not like cars can come down the street. We're
gonna be okay.

Speaker 2 (01:15:27):
Tell them no, it's not a toy. I'm a parent,
I'm not your friend. Sit down and shut up and
eat some cake. It's just got to be the owners
of the vacation property and the owners of the UTV.
Those are the people that are on the hook for this,
and that should be it, right, that's my take. Yeah,
that's got to be it. I mean, there's really, really well,
is the vacation home owned. It's not owned by the business,

(01:15:48):
right you know? A yeah, yeah, okay, I gotcha.

Speaker 3 (01:15:51):
The couple who owned the u TV, but the business
owns the u TV.

Speaker 10 (01:15:54):
The business owns the util so the.

Speaker 3 (01:15:56):
Business is actually on the hook.

Speaker 10 (01:15:57):
Business is on a hook, right, Yeah, So mean vacation
home folks are on the hook.

Speaker 9 (01:16:01):
You're right, yeah, exactly, So leave the mom of the
nine year old out on the hoop.

Speaker 2 (01:16:06):
Let me ask a silly question, because if the business
is incorporated, right, and it is an incorporation and the
business owns this, doesn't that kind of shield the owners
of the of the ATV as personal owners.

Speaker 10 (01:16:20):
No, No, they're they're liable. They're because they're negligent in
not supervising these children like they were supposed to supervise
the children, gotcha, Okay, yeah, that's why liable. And go ahead.

Speaker 9 (01:16:31):
I was just going to ask about the house where
Billy is sleeping over is there any responsibility there without
keeping the children at the home or at least supervising
when they go across the street.

Speaker 3 (01:16:44):
What's going to be happening?

Speaker 8 (01:16:46):
Right?

Speaker 10 (01:16:46):
Great question? And their insurance paid also?

Speaker 13 (01:16:48):
Wow?

Speaker 10 (01:16:49):
Really think they were negligent in not supervising the kid
that was sleeping over.

Speaker 9 (01:16:54):
I mean, you drop your kids off to have fun
at a birthday party, You're not expecting to find out
that they're going to lose part of their legs simply
because the parents just let them go across the street
and get into a vehicle without an adult in it.

Speaker 19 (01:17:05):
Right.

Speaker 3 (01:17:06):
I feel lucky for not being zued for this.

Speaker 10 (01:17:07):
Yeah. And then the insurance actually for mister and missus
on their regular home the homeowners was also on the
hook because because they're liable.

Speaker 2 (01:17:17):
I believe we are now up to four is that
not maybe even five things?

Speaker 3 (01:17:22):
Entities?

Speaker 10 (01:17:23):
You're up to five?

Speaker 2 (01:17:24):
So let me that's that's an interesting thing, right, So
now you have five, five entities that can be sued
for insurance money to get this boy's leg. Do we
how much the total was for the to set the
leg and everything back to normal.

Speaker 10 (01:17:35):
Well, I can't tell you what the settlement was because
it's confidential, okay. But what became interesting was the law
is if you go to trial in a case like this,
the jury will apportion fault to whoever. You know the
percentages of fault. Yeah, And the other issue was which
was a really main issue in a case when when
couldn't get a settle during mediation was the insurance companies

(01:17:57):
were arguing with each other as to who comes first,
who's primary, who's primary, we're secondary of your primary, and
they're arguing amongst themselves. So we were at the point
where we're getting ready to go to trial, and they
were concerned that we would get a much larger verdict
than what we were willing to settle for. And ultimately
one of them with the biggest coverage decided to pay,

(01:18:18):
and then they would go after one with the smaller
coverage to get what they believe was the percentage that
that insurance company owed.

Speaker 9 (01:18:24):
Wow.

Speaker 10 (01:18:24):
So but for years it went on where they delayed
things and you know, just kept arguing over who's for
Hugo's first.

Speaker 3 (01:18:30):
How long did it take to get the settled?

Speaker 10 (01:18:32):
I think about three years, it three years, two to
three I'm trying to remember back two to three years.
It was obviously fault wasn't the issue here. It was
just who was responsible for paying the bill? Right, Fault
was not the issue.

Speaker 3 (01:18:42):
Yeah, never an issue that the.

Speaker 10 (01:18:43):
Child was not at fault and his parents, you know,
they tried to well his parents, you know, they should
have been supervising him. Also, yeah, that's not the case.

Speaker 2 (01:18:49):
And that's not evidence based, Like what what particular entity
gets hit for more cash is not evidence base. It's
just based on the money spent on you know how
big the coverage is.

Speaker 10 (01:18:59):
It's not necessarily evidence based. It's Uh, that's interesting and
one of the one of the things in this case
I really should to bring it up for folks that
have these kind of utility vehicles is if the person
is under sixteen, it has to be with the supervision
of an adult operating in the vehicle. If the person
operating it is under six sixteen or under, they must

(01:19:20):
have a complete approved safety course for operating utility vehicle.
Every person on that utility vehicles must must have an
approved safety helmet. And uh, there's only allowed You're only
allowed to have one operator and one passenger. In this
there were two kids in the bed, there's only one.
There's only two seat belts, and you know, it was

(01:19:40):
just a mess they got. It was so clear that
this was just so bad.

Speaker 2 (01:19:44):
They got unbelievably lucky he just broke his leg then,
I mean, it really could have been tragic for or
any other kids hurt.

Speaker 10 (01:19:49):
None of the other kids were bad because he was
in the passenger seat. And yeah yeah, yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:19:58):
Wow yeah, wow wow wow wow. Did the single mom
get hit?

Speaker 10 (01:20:03):
Single mom? Not really? I mean her insurance paid a
little bit amount. Whey that was there and that was
the end of it.

Speaker 3 (01:20:08):
Yeah, that was it for them. Yeah wow, really incredible case. Man.

Speaker 2 (01:20:13):
So does any of this apply to motorcycles or is
it just UTV's How do insurance separate them? Because that's
interesting because because again that's another vehicle accessible by young people.
I know that my son wanted a motorcycle. I had
a motorcycle when I was younger, So does that apply
to that as well? Well, there's not your rules for motorcycles,
and you kind of, you know, make sure you're buying
the by all the rules. I don't know what they

(01:20:34):
all are. Driver's license. I don't think you have to
have a driver's license for the UTV, right right. And
you don't have to have a helmet. I mean that's crazy. Yeah,
you don't have to have a helmet. And that's really
about it.

Speaker 10 (01:20:42):
For motorcycles as far as I can think that, you
have to have a licensesea that's crazy, right.

Speaker 2 (01:20:47):
This is exactly like the movie Reservoir Dogs. Oh really,
where five things are at the end of nail on
the hook. It's above, it's above all of us. Jack's
with me, Who's with me?

Speaker 6 (01:20:59):
Well?

Speaker 10 (01:21:00):
Good?

Speaker 3 (01:21:00):
Anybody? Great case they do? For real?

Speaker 2 (01:21:02):
This is awesome. And again, if you out there and
you find yourself in a situation where you've been in
a crash, excuse me, you've had a situation like this
happened obviously Glenn can give you all these great answers.
This is very complicated stuff. You heard him say it yourself.
Three years it took to work this out. So if
you need somebody that comprehensively looks at everything. And by
the way, Glenn has helped Ross. Glenn has helped Jack,
let us help me. Glenn has helped my stepdad or

(01:21:23):
my father in law, and everybody in between.

Speaker 3 (01:21:26):
My next door neighbor, next door.

Speaker 2 (01:21:28):
Neighbor, Ross's wife, I mean, everybody in these rooms has
been helped out by the great knowledge that mister Klosman
has here and it can help you in your family
as well. And the cool thing is, I will tell
you straight up, you know what your my favorite thing
about dealing with you is do you know I've never
told you.

Speaker 10 (01:21:42):
This gook is all right? What do you think it
is that I pick up the phone to talk to
your solicis when they call.

Speaker 3 (01:21:49):
That's part of it.

Speaker 2 (01:21:50):
You don't bs, You don't waste anybody's time. I like
the fact that you get direct answers yes, I can, no,
I can't, and I can't do it because of this.
Here's somebody who maybe can. I like the fact that
there's no wasted time, no BS. When you deal with you,
you just get the answer you need and you can
move forward or you get information you can use to
move forward, which is what I love about dealing with you.

Speaker 10 (01:22:10):
Yeah, thanks so much. And you know, there's lots of
stuff that I don't specialize in, and I do know
lawyers who do. And if you know, it's like, if
you need brain surgery, are you going to go to
a doctor who specializes in repairing hernias? I mean it's
you know, there are areas of specialization, and if I
don't do something, I probably know a good lawyer who does.

Speaker 11 (01:22:27):
Right.

Speaker 2 (01:22:27):
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in the city, so again it's a closemon law that's
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So Rhodos has been on news lately, Jimmy, and I'm
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Speaker 11 (01:23:15):
It for you.

Speaker 20 (01:23:15):
So I worked there for my teens up to my
mid twenties, all the way up the head cook. And
while ninety eight percent of the food in that restaurant
is scratch made, it's all delicious.

Speaker 3 (01:23:27):
It is horrible for you.

Speaker 20 (01:23:29):
It's not healthy at all. Two of the rolls no honey,
cinnamon butter calorie equivalent of a big Mac.

Speaker 3 (01:23:36):
No gratulations, everyone, get out here. That can't be true.

Speaker 8 (01:23:44):
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Speaker 6 (01:23:44):
Back to my heyday, guys, when I used to serve
tables and I had campers. I would give them maybe
five to ten minutes, and then I would start clearing
the table. Go back, clear the table, go back clear
their table some more until there's nothing on the table.
They're glad, are gone, that civil ware is gone, their
coasters are gone. You just got to give these campers

(01:24:05):
hint to get out, because I got to turn the table,
because I'm getting paid two dollars an hour to serve tables.

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Every buy on tables.

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Speaker 3 (01:24:48):
Man?

Speaker 2 (01:24:48):
We lit a fire with that that free pre dinner thing.
People were freaking out and like sending stuff from every
because yeast rolls came up from back in the day.
Yeah you never got to Yeah, Chedderbae biscuits. You never
get to experience the yeast roll. Did you russ bit
that east roll's gone before you?

Speaker 3 (01:25:05):
Yeah, no, I don't know. Yeah I didn't either.

Speaker 2 (01:25:07):
Oh no, man, a super gooey roll with that margarine butter,
that hybrid margarine butter.

Speaker 3 (01:25:12):
Reminder you're on team Chip. Yeah, he's taking this person.
I can still have, I can still admire. I can't.

Speaker 17 (01:25:21):
I can't.

Speaker 2 (01:25:22):
But you can't argue both sides. I'm not arguing both sides.
I'm just telling you there are other products. Look the
bread at the Francesca's we were talking about delicious. Yeah,
I just I like when it's wet bread. That's the
first thing that I did a bad well, just like
oily butter when it looks sweaty. We went to a

(01:25:42):
place they put out a little bowl of bread and
some olive oil. My wife and I. She takes a bite,
chips her tooth on the bread. No, it cracked her tooth.
That is unbelievable. And so she haddy the whole meal
on the and like one side of her mouth. Constant

(01:26:06):
a lot of money to get that fixed. And uh
she holds it against that restaurant, So does she really?
And I like that restaurant really is it national chain?
It is not?

Speaker 3 (01:26:15):
Oh really, that's even worse Mom and pop. When mom
and pop do you wrong, it hurts worse. I think
a little bit.

Speaker 2 (01:26:22):
See, my dad chipped the tooth in a Taco Bell
burrito because what there was like a rock shaped bean
in one of them. No way, yeah, rot, get out
of here, shaved rock would We took my father got it.
We took my father in law to a seafood place
here in town. It's not a chain, it's a local place.

(01:26:43):
And uh know the guy know the restaurant, great reputation
and stuff like this happens, right, no problem in Mike coleslaw.
You know when you open up a jar of something
and it has that seal thing, do there you have
to tear that off? Yes, one of those completely intact
in the bottom of my coal.

Speaker 3 (01:27:01):
Slow, I see that doesn't freak me out.

Speaker 2 (01:27:03):
And what it was is it was a when you
open a thing of spices that has that seal. Somebody
obviously peeled that seal off and thought they threw it away,
but it obviously fell into the batch and it put
it in there. And when I called the guy over,
I showed it to him. This was the worst response.
And I knew this guy like I knew him. He
knew we were there because I knew him. And the

(01:27:24):
first thing he said to me is, oh, I guess
you want your wholemeal for free now? And I looked
at him and I said, what are you talking about, dog?
We just brought you over here, so this didn't happen
to anybody else. I don't want anything free from you.
And by the way, I've given you an asshole of
free advertising. You should probably chill out. And and it
was a really weird situation. Never went back. I've never
been back, never talked to the guy again after that. Yeah,

(01:27:47):
well you caught a stray. Well it was just wild
that he kind of flipped the switch like that, like it,
and nobody asked anything. I didn't say any of this,
said heyn, just give your heads up.

Speaker 3 (01:27:57):
This was in here.

Speaker 2 (01:27:58):
He paused, Oh god, sorry he paused and said it. So,
I guess you wants your whole meal for free now,
And I'm like, no, dude, I didn't say anything like
that at all, So we will gladly pay for the meal.

Speaker 3 (01:28:08):
It's worth paying for.

Speaker 2 (01:28:10):
I'm just trying you give you a heads up that
somebody in the kitchen isn't paying attention. And you better
be lucky it was me, because somebody may have asked
you to pay for their entire meal. I'm not gonna
do that. You didn't like getting victim blamed.

Speaker 3 (01:28:20):
It was it was.

Speaker 2 (01:28:21):
It really was the craziest thing because again I knew
this Kuy it would be like Jack doing it.

Speaker 3 (01:28:25):
Ah, it was nuts.

Speaker 2 (01:28:27):
I literally just had him on my show, my primetime
kitchen show, not even three weeks before that.

Speaker 3 (01:28:33):
His restaurant, talking about the restaurant the hood nine yards. Wow.
That was wild, dude, all right, four a seven million.
He knew it was you, right, he knew it was me.

Speaker 2 (01:28:42):
We called up and said we're coming out to celebrate
Father's Day at your restaurant. He was happy about it.
We brought like eight people with us. It was nuts,
all right, seven seven zero three one. That's how you
text us. I'm gonna go back and listen to old
episodes of Primetime Kitchen Break.

Speaker 3 (01:28:58):
You don't have to worry. I'll tell you immediately as
soon as we go to break.

Speaker 2 (01:29:01):
By the way, somebody texted and said, will you guys
please give us a list at some point of your
favorite restaurants in the city. I guess we talk about
these restaurants, but we only talk about them glancingly. Yeah,
and nobody can remember when we talk about them, but
we could gladly do that. I mean I probably have
like ten. You just named five Mound Dora ones and
I didn't write down Anny.

Speaker 3 (01:29:18):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, you don't need to.

Speaker 13 (01:29:20):
You know who to call.

Speaker 3 (01:29:21):
Yeah, goh Sbusters.

Speaker 2 (01:29:23):
But I mean Ross eats in a lot of different
places than I eat. Yeah, I mean he still lives
in town and I lived out of town for a while,
so I haven't been in downtown and eating out any
of the new places in a minute.

Speaker 3 (01:29:31):
I haven't bought.

Speaker 2 (01:29:32):
Clothes in years, and every time I go out to
a nice restaurant, I think I should buy clothes instead
of going out to nice restaurants, because I mean, I'm
this shirt ten years old. I mean, I'm looking raggedy.
But you're going to nice restaurants, do You guys do
that with everything when you buy something for yourself, or
you buy something like that, you go to a nice meal,

(01:29:53):
or buy something that isn't tangible, you can't hold it
in your hand, and you always assign a value that's
for something that, Yep, you going to dinner. You spend
like two three hundred bucks on dinner, and you walk
out of there and like, wow, man, that could have
been a new this we need this. It could have
been that we need this, It could have been that.

Speaker 3 (01:30:10):
Yeah, that would have been the water.

Speaker 2 (01:30:12):
But for some strange reason, dinner is the most guilt
free of money that I spend. And I could also
argue it might be the most wasteful. Yeah, I was
gonna say it should be the most guilty you spent,
because I mean, I'll tell you this, Like so the
Apple card thing. You can go back on your Apple
card and it shows you, like with the color of
the card where you spend your money.

Speaker 3 (01:30:34):
Each color represents something differently.

Speaker 2 (01:30:36):
And when I went back a month ago and looked
at how much money we spent on food, I could
not believe it. Like I couldn't. You don't think about
it because you're just you know, you're just going out
to eat, you know, you come home, you have to eat,
You go home, and then you look at it and
you just can't believe how much money you spend on it.

Speaker 3 (01:30:52):
I think this is really what it is.

Speaker 2 (01:30:53):
I think it's so easy for me to be guilt
free about going out to dinner and spending like not
cheap money on food, but not spending any other money
on virtually anything else for myself.

Speaker 3 (01:31:05):
Is because you have to eat, well, yeah, I know you,
but you don't have to eat there. Yeah, that's for sure.
You don't eat there.

Speaker 2 (01:31:11):
You can have a twenty dollars meal at home or
one hundred and twenty dollars meal out right. Yeah yeah,
I get that. But like I don't need to wear
or go out shopping. I want to, but I need
to eat food. So then all of a sudden, I'm like,
well if I need to eat food, yeah yeah, Well,
I mean every time you got about debt, but every
time I walk out of a restaurant, I spend like

(01:31:32):
tw hundred and fifty three undred bucks, I'm like, that's
a three wood you know, that's that's a hybrid.

Speaker 3 (01:31:36):
I need. I think the same thing.

Speaker 2 (01:31:38):
I know you don't think that, do you do you
do you apply that to anything else? Like you you
guys go out and have a nice meal or do
something that isn't tangible. You can't hold it in your hand.
And you apply that money value to something that you
think you need around the house.

Speaker 9 (01:31:49):
Not really, Yeah, yeah, not really, because I mean needs
and wants.

Speaker 3 (01:31:54):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:31:55):
And by the way, that's good for you. By the way,
when you go you out and do stuff for yourself
like that, it actually makes yourself.

Speaker 9 (01:32:00):
When are you going to go and finally get that
three wood or that driver you've been talking about getting
yourself with the Apple cash?

Speaker 2 (01:32:05):
I feel so guilty for buying stuff myself. That's the
problem I have. And that's a real problem. By the way,
I don't know how you get over that. Spend three
hundred dollars on that, But don't let me hear you
complaining about the next time you fill up your car
with gas. I'm not wasn't complaining. I'm just telling you
how much it was eighty six months.

Speaker 3 (01:32:21):
How do you How do you conquer that? I do
not know the answer to it, but I've dealt with
it my entire life.

Speaker 2 (01:32:26):
I think you got to do it I think you
got to desensitize. Yeah, I'll go driver for driver, Puss. Sorry,
that was aggressive. I just want to get the most
out of you, and I figured I might get the
old baseball ways out of it.

Speaker 3 (01:32:38):
And look, here's the thing.

Speaker 2 (01:32:40):
Obviously, you can you know, I can afford to go
get a new driver and a new three wood and
stuff like that. I just feel guilty spending money on myself.
And I do not understand that mentality. I do not
get it. I do not know where it comes from.
We I shop at thrift stores for my clothes the
same money or well, I mean we were, I mean
you were. We grew up humbly. It wasn't like poor.
We knew people were way more more than we were.

(01:33:01):
I always had clothes and stuff, always food. Though you
were poor, but you weren't po.

Speaker 3 (01:33:05):
No, I wasn't po. I knew. I knew a bunch
of poe people. I knew people without power.

Speaker 2 (01:33:09):
Yeoh, government cheese man. That's kind of the stereotype of bro. Yeah,
but that's not I don't you know, that's not really.
I mean, you know a lot of people that are
on food assistants listening to the show right now, that
have full time jobs.

Speaker 3 (01:33:19):
I'm telling you straight up, that's the case. Yeah, that
is no question the case.

Speaker 13 (01:33:22):
Forty nine percent of this country is food insecure.

Speaker 2 (01:33:26):
Yeah, man, so that's that's a different topic. But I
think a lot of people I remember my mom growing up,
just like working so much but still never getting ahead.
So there's plenty of people working full time jobs that
are still broke.

Speaker 3 (01:33:39):
Yeah. Yeah. Money actually, I think that might be a
whole different topic. Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:33:44):
Well, I mean it really goes back to everything, like
like I don't feel I don't know, I just I
don't know what the answer is. But I have a
very difficult time spending money on myself. So let's uh
spend money on me, and I'll spend money on you.
I for an eye can see what I'm saying. I
gift you the money and then you buy me what
I want. I mean, I wasn't even going there. I
also would like to buy a driver. I have that

(01:34:05):
kind of you know, in the near future, your driver sucks. Yeah, okay,
so I thought that was a little unnecessary. It's still
a name brand. But if i'll if you buy a driver,
I'll buy a driver. Do you make that promise with me.
So whenever I buy a driver, driver, you have to
conquer your little weird insecure by a driver fear. Yeah,

(01:34:27):
it doesn't even have to be driver. It could be anything.
Like I have our time buying literally anything for myself.
Like I go into a PJ. Tour superstore and you
want to look nice on the golf course. You want
to buy like, you know, nice shorts and stuff, and
you look at a pair of golf shorts these days
are like one hundred dollars, and then the shirt's like
one hundred dollars, and I'm like, there's no blanking way
I'm ever going to spend two hundred dollars on a

(01:34:49):
shirt and a pair of shorts. It will never happen.
That's a smart man. Yeah, I know I agree with that,
but they call me cheap, right, Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:34:56):
But the thing is is like I can, like I
can go in there that It's just that I don't
want to because it feels so ridiculous to spend that
kind of money on stuff. But when I go to
the golf course, everybody I know that's playing golf is
wearing all that night stuff and I'm not, yep, and
they're all playing with brand new clubs, brand new drivers
and new wedges and all that stuff. And I don't
have any of that stuff. That's so unfair. You're right, Jack.

Speaker 2 (01:35:19):
It's like when you do that, everyone calls you cheap.
When Jim does that, we're like, oh, he doesn't like him,
so all right, I don't know which one's worse, actually.

Speaker 3 (01:35:27):
All right?

Speaker 2 (01:35:28):
Four oh seven nine one six four one texts seven
seven zero three one. I saw a map today and
I don't even know. To be honest with you, I
don't know where this came from. But I'm going to
share something with you guys after the break that I
learned today. That is a basic thing that everybody does.
And I had no idea how limited an experience that

(01:35:51):
we have in this country is.

Speaker 3 (01:35:53):
I'll explain it fully next hang loose.

Speaker 21 (01:35:55):
Got.

Speaker 3 (01:35:58):
Jim, I've got the same problem.

Speaker 22 (01:36:00):
Golf equipment and apparel is so freaking expensive nowadays, it's ridiculous.
But I've worked in the golf industry my entire life,
and I'll tell you what, I've gotten free clubs for years.

Speaker 3 (01:36:12):
How do you do it?

Speaker 22 (01:36:13):
If I wasn't working in golf, there'd be no way
I would be paying this amount of money.

Speaker 3 (01:36:18):
For clubs.

Speaker 22 (01:36:19):
I say, we get you a staff field, get some
good callaway equipment.

Speaker 3 (01:36:22):
But I'm down impressive in no time. Yeah, Calwi driver
right now.

Speaker 7 (01:36:26):
Hey, Jim Frank from Illinois here again. Having grown up
white trailer park trash, I have the exact same feeling
when I spend money on myself. I'm now fifty six
years old and still not over it, and I do
believe it comes from growing up in that environment.

Speaker 3 (01:36:46):
How do you beat it?

Speaker 23 (01:36:48):
You're talking to Glenn about a gated community. I actually
live in a gay head community down here near Punta Gorda.
You gotta be gay, and your name's got to be
your name's got to be Ted.

Speaker 24 (01:37:02):
We've got a lot of homeowners in here, and that's
kind of a wing wing joke we tell one another.
We were recently voted U Florida's number one boothing community
and which we're very proud of.

Speaker 3 (01:37:14):
And frequently you'll walk down the road and you'll hear people.
Did they say boofing? They did? I think he said boofing?

Speaker 2 (01:37:23):
One of my favorite talk packs and that way. Yeah, yeah,
it's not a bad one. The rich, by the way,
that is your five o'cuck. He worked r I c
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off for your chance of one thousand bucks.

Speaker 3 (01:37:32):
Smoking back, I'm ginder dib Hello, Jack and Ross.

Speaker 2 (01:37:36):
It's all true, all right, guys. So you know travel,
I travel around a little bit. You guys know where
I go, like cruse stuff, you know, on the Caribbean
a lot, right, And I was looking around today, just
looking for stuff to talk about, and as I did,
I stumbled onto this map here. And I knew that

(01:38:00):
in some parts of the world this is how they rolled,
But when I saw the map, I had no idea.
It was this much of the world. Do you know
what portion of the world there is that you can't
flush toilet paper? Whoa, Oh, it makes me see it

(01:38:23):
may feel like it's gonna be more than I thought it.
And it was really something I never ever thought about
until I left this country. And really the first time
I had to personally deal with it was the Costa
Rica trip.

Speaker 3 (01:38:34):
I wanted right now.

Speaker 2 (01:38:35):
See, I've I've not been anywhere where I had to
do this every time, even in the Caribbean, where there
are places where maybe you have to do this, I
never had to go. I was always able to get
back on the ship and it timed it out and
do what I had to do there. Uh, if you're
if you're listening right now, go to a real radio
DOFM slash watch and you can do Jim Corbrashore Live.

(01:38:58):
And what I'm wondering, what you're telling you? What we're
gonna watch. So I'm gonna show you this map here
in a second, I'm gonna turnround and see it so
you can see it. And I want you to look
in the when I show you this map, you guys,
check out the screen here. The green portions that you
see when I show this map are the places on
Earth where you can flush your toilet paper. I have
a gas everywhere else you cannot you ready? Yeah, North

(01:39:24):
America and Europe right yep. In Australia and oh Australia
and that's pretty one. One area in South Africa. Are
in Africa, a couple of the island areas Europe and Australia,
New Zealand and that is it Canada. Those are the
only places on Earth where you can flush your toilet paper.

Speaker 3 (01:39:43):
No idea. It was like that.

Speaker 2 (01:39:46):
I knew there were some places where, well, the infrastructure's
a little wild. The pipes aren't like new, so we
can't do that. You need to wipe and put it
in the toilet paper, you know, put it in the
in the trash can. We had an area for that
and that's it, dude. I had no idea. It was
literally three coral three quarters of earth props to what's
the country in Africa? Yeah, they were isolated. They were

(01:40:07):
the only one. Yeah, it doesn't it doesn't really tell
me where that is. That is kind of wild, but
is the it's a bottom if you're looking at Africa,
it's like a bottom, right, but not quite all the
way down, like three quarters of the way down on
the right. They were very oddly passionate about it, you know,
they were like, no, we're doing this. When you were
in Europe, when you went over there for your trip
and stuff, did you have to do that? Were you

(01:40:28):
able to flush in Europe?

Speaker 3 (01:40:30):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (01:40:30):
Everyone was flushing when I was there. When I was
in Mexico, give you an idea of how nice of
a place that, you know, all the hotels that I
was staying at all flushing. And I always thought it
was really funny that I could flush. But I was
also being told to not use the water. Oh yeah, yeah,
I mean that's common, right, and you don't drink the water.
It's alway bottled water for sure.

Speaker 3 (01:40:47):
But usually I agree. I mean, I followed suit.

Speaker 2 (01:40:50):
But I just thought it was interesting that we have,
you know, great plumbing in this hotel room, but I
can't use the water to brush my teeth. And by
the way, not all of Europe, Italy obviously Italy is
that it depends, like they have like the yellow spots
are like it depends, the red spots are. No, you
cannot flush your toilet paper.

Speaker 13 (01:41:06):
I would imagine in Venice they don't want you to
flush your toilet p Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:41:09):
Yeah, Like it's in Italy and I don't know. Those
other countries are right there, but like it's really only
northern Europe where you can do it. In the Scandinavian
countries you can do it there. Yeah, I mean, scott
all of the EU, I would think. No, it's not dude,
I'm telling you, yeah, just told Italy doesn't do it.
Italy has its toilets, Okay, they do. What what I'm
saying is it says here the old it depends, So

(01:41:31):
I guess it's from spot to spot and what they
do tell you is when you go to the nicer places,
those places have been afforded the ability to change their
plumbing so that the pipes are big enough to handle
the toilet paper. But a lot of those places do not,
and that plumbing is hundreds of years old. Yeah, there
is right there, because like you know, Italy's gotta be flushing,
right yeah.

Speaker 9 (01:41:51):
I mean, well, it's not about not using the toilet ross,
it's about the ability to handle the paper products that
you put in it. So there's still flesh the toilet.
You just can't flush the paper products with it.

Speaker 3 (01:42:03):
Text in it, says.

Speaker 2 (01:42:03):
My roommate's family from Puerto Rico visited a couple of
years ago, but his brother, His brother walked out of
the bathroom with a handful of used put poo toilet paper,
asking where to put it, and dude almost lost his
lost his mind. He's a well, yeah, that's one way
to wake up the Carabas.

Speaker 3 (01:42:19):
Yeah. By the way, Tanzania is it Tanana Hansannia is
the lone country on the continent of Africa where it's
okay to flush toilet paper. That's kind of crazy.

Speaker 2 (01:42:31):
Not a bad life, though, I think I've done it once.
I forgot where I was. I think I was in
Hawaii and I had.

Speaker 3 (01:42:37):
To do that. I heard like in Japan you can't
or can you? Japan you can?

Speaker 2 (01:42:42):
It says you can flush, and oh it does Japan's
pooping in the year three thousand.

Speaker 3 (01:42:46):
I'm not sure if you see what they got going? Yeah?
Well really yeah, Russia's in know, well, they're very old.
Those countries are very old. You know what I'm talking
about Russia. It depends. The depends one.

Speaker 2 (01:43:00):
You don't want to be flushing, pat it's you're where
your where your family's from.

Speaker 3 (01:43:04):
Yeah. Uh is that a no go there, no go no,
especially on the island.

Speaker 8 (01:43:08):
Wow?

Speaker 3 (01:43:09):
Really yea, yeah, what's that is that?

Speaker 21 (01:43:11):
Is it?

Speaker 3 (01:43:12):
Do they have?

Speaker 2 (01:43:13):
Okay, well, I'm asking what do they have, like a
special thing that you put or is it just to
you just put it in the trash can?

Speaker 3 (01:43:19):
Covered garbage can. It's a coverage garb.

Speaker 2 (01:43:21):
There's no like diaper genie or any machine that kind
of keeps the smell away or anything like that.

Speaker 3 (01:43:26):
No, but amazingly enough, it doesn't. It doesn't have that. No,
it's not that bad.

Speaker 2 (01:43:30):
Really, Yeah, you got I was a little freaked out
about it before I went out, like worry, worried about it, right,
and then after a while you're like, oh, it's you
don't really think about it. Really, God, that would trip
me out. I don't know why. It seems like it
would be horrifying not to deal that.

Speaker 13 (01:43:48):
Nah, it's so funny.

Speaker 9 (01:43:50):
Well, something happened with the plumbing in my mom's house
and she called the plumber and she said, yeah, you
had to heat water up on the stove to you know,
wash my air. And the guy said, you not believe
how many people's homes I visit that when the water
doesn't come out of the faucet, they don't know what
to do, Like, oh really, they don't know how to
bathe their body with a bucket, a cup, Oh really,

(01:44:10):
a fifty five gallon drum when you need to bathe, Yeah,
you're going to figure out a way to bathe, Yeah,
even if you don't have the modern conveniences.

Speaker 2 (01:44:17):
But I only deal with that stuff at camping. I've
never had a situation where I had to, you know,
wash out of a bucket at the house. I thank god,
I should say, But in camping, I mean that's pretty common.
You make a camping shower where you know it is,
you know, poke some holes in the out of a bucket,
lifted up and off you go.

Speaker 9 (01:44:31):
Right, and on an island, when the water may or
may not come out of the fawcet, you have to
lean on your cistern, which is why everyone has a
rainwater cistern, because rainwater you can count on, right, you
can't count a municipality.

Speaker 3 (01:44:44):
Wow, that's so crazy.

Speaker 2 (01:44:45):
Why why did it seems like this seems like a
like a weakness of yours who mine?

Speaker 3 (01:44:50):
Yeah, I don't know. I you think this is like,
I don't know.

Speaker 2 (01:44:55):
I can't say it's not normal because three quarters of
the world does it, So obviously it's more normal than
what we do, right, Yeah, and I we're the odd
people out in this situation.

Speaker 9 (01:45:03):
I mean, it's so odd that people in this country
will use their toilet as a garbage can. So they'll
throw when feminine products they'll throw, when wet wipes they'll throw,
in Q tips, they'll throw in paper toweling. Zen's I mean,
it's such a difference.

Speaker 2 (01:45:19):
Yeah, my son, we learned that lesson with my son
because my son obsessively for a while cleaned his ears
with Q tips and he would just throw them in
the toilet instead of the can. And I'm like, Bob,
what you're doing is is you're building a matrix like
a dam down there because these things are crisscrossing. And
sure not that's exactly what happened. You can't, but you
would not believe what it took them to clear that

(01:45:41):
line all the way to the sewer.

Speaker 3 (01:45:43):
It was.

Speaker 2 (01:45:44):
They were in my house for eight hours trying to
clean that because my son had put so many Q
tips down the toilet, it had created a dam and
everything that went down there stopped. And what happened was
there was just enough room for water to go through
after a period of time that when by the time
it would back up and we couldn't get it through.
The dude said there was twenty feet of toilet paper

(01:46:06):
and other stuff built up in the in the line
to be able to punch out going to the road
going out to the main sewer system, because that's how
long he had been doing it. WHOA along with every
other thing my daughters were putting there as well.

Speaker 3 (01:46:20):
It was a nightmare.

Speaker 2 (01:46:22):
And I was like, bubb of all the things to
put in the toilet needed no and I mean it wasn't.
I'm like, you can't put this stuff in the toilet.
This is what happens, and he's like, oh makes sense. Now,
eight hundred bucks later, I think you got it. Like
you if forced, you're down to do two in the ground, right.

Speaker 3 (01:46:40):
Okay, So I've done that.

Speaker 2 (01:46:41):
I mean because again we went camping, so I've I've
had no problem doing that because we made rudimentary toilets
before and did that. But I mean that was like
an extreme scenario. I couldn't imagine doing that in my home.
I thought the oddest part was, yeah, when you throw
it away instead of flushing and that that's oooh yeah,
that's a plot twist for good old American means yeah,

(01:47:04):
I would not. It would be very bizarre for me.
And you know, again you said something about Japan's doing
it in the year three thousand.

Speaker 3 (01:47:10):
Yeah, they got music and like light shows on their stuff.

Speaker 2 (01:47:14):
Are there even bowls there? Isn't It just like basically
a hole in the ground and you kind of squat
over it in an area or something like that.

Speaker 9 (01:47:21):
China and in France, oh really like the campgrounds and
stuff like that.

Speaker 2 (01:47:26):
But I heard even in the main toilets. I've seen
pictures where you in there and it's like the stall,
and you in there and there's just an area where
you put your feet and then there's like a it's
not just a hole. I mean there's a little rim
to it, but basically it's a hole in the ground.
There's nowhere to sit or anything. You just basically squat down.
And I know that there's a thing called a squatty potty,
right that you can put over your toilet and gotta
get up there where you can actually squat, because that's

(01:47:47):
supposed to be the best way to do it. It
just raises your feet.

Speaker 9 (01:47:50):
No, no, no, it raises That's what the squatty potty
is for our toilets, right, That's what I'm saying.

Speaker 3 (01:47:55):
That squat potty is supposed to be easier to evacuate.

Speaker 2 (01:47:58):
It's the best for you, right as you're compressing all
that down, that's what they say.

Speaker 3 (01:48:02):
Yeah, I have listen, I don't have a squatty potty.

Speaker 2 (01:48:05):
I just used like a really small Fisher Price a
little coffee table thing.

Speaker 6 (01:48:09):
You go.

Speaker 3 (01:48:11):
Frugal. Yeah, yeah, I'm making most out of this. We
do it.

Speaker 2 (01:48:15):
It's cheap and it helps it helps, it does, knees up,
it helps. Yeah, yah, I mean I'm sure it does.
I mean, science seems like I mean, that seems like
it would help. But I went to another place when
we went to Colorado, we went to the Stanley Hotel,
you know where the shining was, Uh that hole based
on the shining thing. He went to the bathroom there
and no, no, because it's so old, the bowlt the
toilets are really small. Have you guys ever experienced that

(01:48:37):
where you go into a thing and the toilets are tiny.
And that's a wild scenario as well, because you're like, man,
how do I do that without especially for a bigger fella.
That's what I'm saying, Jack, one hundred percent. You're a
tunic away from Shrek stop four oh seven nine one
six one four one text us at seven seven zero
three one. And look some of the paper you get

(01:48:57):
even here like this, man, breeches are not good. Dude, dude,
I gotta show you. Do you know what I'm talking about?
With Japanese. The Japanese they.

Speaker 9 (01:49:06):
Have they're like the Lamborghinian toilets. There's like a it's
a pod, isn't it. It can be But I mean
there's like a whole display screen like do you want
soapy bubbles? Do you want hot air? Do you want
a warm seat? Do you want really?

Speaker 2 (01:49:20):
Oh yeah, dude, It's like a Michael Jackson Janet Jackson
music video.

Speaker 3 (01:49:24):
When it comes to their toilets, it is futuristic.

Speaker 2 (01:49:27):
Well, I remember the one. The one thing I remember
about that is their public toilets were like pods, right,
and you'd step into it, you do your thing, and
then when you got done and you and the door closed,
it would wash. It would pressure wash the entire inside
of the of the bathroom. Thing like I had a
pressurized hot water that would sanitize and clean everything. And

(01:49:49):
then I'm also looking at some of their so their
traditional squat toilet over in Japan. Yeah, that's just in
the ground but also tiled up. It's almost like a
urinal that instead of against the walls, just in the ground,
and it kind of looks like a slipper. Guy says here,
my children are half Columby, and it's still a fight
with my daughter to get her to put the paper
on the toilet. Wife and my wife and her trips

(01:50:11):
to Columbia has almost ruined her. Nah that's a little aggressive.
But yeah, somebody said, my privilege is showing as if
that dude doesn't live in America.

Speaker 3 (01:50:22):
Well, yeah, I'm fine with calling it a privilege. It
is a privilege.

Speaker 2 (01:50:25):
I mean, now, obviously we have the evidence like if
we are only twenty five percent of the planet that's
able to flush our toilet paper and the rest of
the planet does not, we are the odd ones out,
we're the outliers. And just because if we use a
ceramic toilet though, doesn't mean that it's not possible for
us to have a bad day. Do you think when
people come to this country that don't live in a
country that you can that they still just instinctively put

(01:50:47):
it in the trash can? Or do you think because
they're here, it's like a thing like, oh wow, I
get to flush my paper now.

Speaker 3 (01:50:53):
Do you think they look at it like that?

Speaker 2 (01:50:54):
I think it's a little bit of column a colum
b Yeah, you start bor at right, Yes, chack, I
saw bort. That was uncomfortable. All right, Rich, it's your
five o'clock y word, r I c H. Go to
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Speaker 3 (01:51:13):
Let's do that next product.

Speaker 25 (01:51:14):
Since yeah, I'm boucom and Jamaica, we flush every team one,
so we're gonna mess her on with that. But work
in construction here in the US, I have to deal
with a lot of people, especially from Sultan Central America.
That's the first time I came across that. I hear
about that, to the point where you have some of
it's so ingrained in some of the Central Americans, especially

(01:51:35):
not even the Port of John there's still a choice
on the grown instid. I dropped it inside of that
the receptacle.

Speaker 8 (01:51:41):
Sc damn what of JCS crew. My wife's Columbia, and
then we've been married for like twenty eight years. We've
been together for longer than that. But until like the
last five years, she would throw a tool of paper
in the in the trash. She had the mentality, you know,
but yellow, let it me a little bit brown, flush
it down. But I've been to Columbia. I get it,

(01:52:03):
like that's how it is. But she's finally become an American.

Speaker 3 (01:52:10):
So I just second.

Speaker 2 (01:52:12):
Instead of most truck stops, they have diagrams on stalls
to throw a toilet paper in the toilet, not in
the trash because people who come over for brother countries
get driving jobs and they go into the truck stops
and instead of using the toilet the way we use
it in America, they will throw it in the trash can.
And I'm guessing the people who clean those bathrooms are
done with that. It's an odd part of the citizenship test, thougheah,

(01:52:33):
really yeah, that's unique, right, Rich, is your five o'clock
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the Strokes. Those are the two options in today's Jackie
Sack back to you, clickity clack.

Speaker 3 (01:53:28):
Yes, ma'am. One, two, three, four or five? Let's go three?
Three sounds good to me, Chaf? How you doing? What
is your name? Chaf?

Speaker 7 (01:53:40):
Yes?

Speaker 3 (01:53:41):
Third? All right, buddy, you wanna play a little game
with us? Sure, let's do it. Buddy.

Speaker 2 (01:53:47):
I thought he must still chase a game, all right, Chaf,
this is a real easy game. Buddy, got a questionnaire
for you. Four answers. One of these answers is not true.
What but if you can find that, I'll send you
over to see Jackie's got some stuff and maybe you
can pick out.

Speaker 3 (01:54:02):
Something nice for yourself. Are you ready? Here we go, buddy.

Speaker 2 (01:54:06):
On this day, in nineteen thirty four, the world's largest
pearl was discovered in the Philippines. That's right, I'll tell
you more about it in a second. Here are three
fun facts about pearls and one clutched lie. All right,
but we're talking about pearls, which one of these is
not true? Number one Pearls are the only gemstone that
comes from a living creature. Number two, Pearls are the

(01:54:29):
customary gift for a thirtieth anniversary. Number three, it takes
about one year for a wild oyster to form a
pearl the size of a pee or Lastly, wild pearls
are extremely rare. Only one in ten thousand wild oysters
produce them. Which of those is a lie?

Speaker 3 (01:54:50):
Number three is the answer? Buddy you're with How long
did you think it was?

Speaker 10 (01:54:58):
Honestly, I couldn't tell you.

Speaker 3 (01:54:59):
That was a shot in the dark. It is to
shun the dark. All right, buddy, thank you, appreciate it.
You're a winner.

Speaker 2 (01:55:02):
I'm gonna put you on hold. Chase is a winner today.
Anybody there? You go ill appropriate?

Speaker 14 (01:55:07):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (01:55:07):
Yeah, very nice. Chafe to get it on.

Speaker 13 (01:55:09):
The first one really chafed your ass, didn't it.

Speaker 2 (01:55:12):
Pearls are the only gymstones that come from living creatures.
That is absolutely true.

Speaker 13 (01:55:17):
I don't think of any others.

Speaker 2 (01:55:18):
Yeah, pearls are the customary gift for the thirtieth anniversary.
You learned that today? Did not know that?

Speaker 9 (01:55:23):
Probably because the amount of time it takes to create
all the pearls.

Speaker 2 (01:55:26):
How long do you actually think it takes for a
wild oyster to create a pearl the size of a.

Speaker 3 (01:55:31):
Pee ten years fifty one hundred about six months? Oh wow,
about six months. That's why I said one year. I
thought one year was as believable as it got to be.
Just stabbed in the dark, it doesn't matter. And then
wild pearls are extremely rare. Only one in ten thousand
wild oysters will create a pearl. A couple other things

(01:55:53):
you may not know about pearls. Before we get to
the top of the hour, some Rosscot's coming your way.
What do you think the first cultivated pearl was created?

Speaker 2 (01:56:00):
So what they do is he actually puts something in
the oyster so that it creates that what they call
I think it's nacre in acre, which is the layers
that the molusk produces the pearl with. When do you
think that first happened?

Speaker 13 (01:56:16):
Eighteen seventies, nineteen.

Speaker 3 (01:56:19):
Oh five, seventeen hundred. What eighteen seventy oh?

Speaker 2 (01:56:23):
Pick one four eighteen seventy eight is the answer, Wow,
eighteen seventy eight. The most expensive pearl in the world
was actually the one we're talking about at the top.

Speaker 13 (01:56:34):
Of this got to be a black pearl.

Speaker 2 (01:56:35):
Okay, how long do you think it is? How much
do you think it weighs? And how much do you
think it's worth? And by the way, the story behind
this is one of the craziest things I've read this year.

Speaker 3 (01:56:45):
Two and a half pounds one point six million dollars.

Speaker 9 (01:56:51):
I'm gonna say, so you ask how much it weighs,
how long it is, I'm gonna say it's two and
a half inches long. I don't know what that would weigh,
but I'm gonna save five point two million.

Speaker 2 (01:57:04):
And then how many pounds do you think or whatever
you for? Okay, very nice Jack? What do you think buddy?
Five across to the board? Five across the board? Yeah,
twenty three inches long. It weighed seventy five pounds. Wow,
and it was. It's now currently worth one hundred million dollars.
I think, what the hell nailed Oo?

Speaker 3 (01:57:21):
Okay, so check this out. Well, if Malus created that.

Speaker 2 (01:57:24):
Look a giant clam, maybe I'm But the funny interesting
thing about this is this thing sat under a farmer's
bed for years and it only was discovered when the
house burned down. If I remember reading the story right,
it is crazy how this thing kind of came about
because it was found and then disappeared and then found again.

Speaker 3 (01:57:44):
If I remember reading it, it.

Speaker 2 (01:57:45):
Was a Filipino fisherman. Yeah, yeah, wow, what story? How
about this? And then lastly here, at one point in history,
pearl diving was the most one of the most dangerous
jobs in the world. What was the mortality rate for
an oyster diver? Pearl diver? Three percent? They would die
three percent? Three percent of them.

Speaker 3 (01:58:06):
Sevent mortality right, fifty percent is the answer.

Speaker 2 (01:58:10):
Half half of the pearl divers that we're working in
that era when that was going on, would die. Yeah,
you dead now, yeah exactly.

Speaker 9 (01:58:19):
What's so cool though, is that something that started off
aggravating the oyster and like being something beautiful?

Speaker 3 (01:58:27):
Yeah, that's right.

Speaker 2 (01:58:27):
And looking at the photo of the world's biggest pearl
pretty disappointing. Yeah, yeah, it's not pretty. It looks like
a giant like ugly tear drop or snot drop, doesn't it.
It looks like yeah, yeah, it's like a giant snot
drop is what it looks like.

Speaker 9 (01:58:41):
I want to know the mollusk that created it.

Speaker 3 (01:58:44):
It's got to be a giant clam or something, right.
Oysters don't get that big, do.

Speaker 2 (01:58:46):
They It's it is massive, but it's also not a ball.
It's very tumorish. Yeah, yeah, yeah, exactly. And you know
they say that the natural pearls when you get them,
I mean, they're they're the shape they are, right, They're
extremely valuable even now, and it's kind of wild. Pearls
are back now, but not for girls, like dudes are
wearing them. I thought pearls always came in spheres. No, no, no,

(01:59:07):
they have tear teardrops and a bunch of different colors.

Speaker 9 (01:59:10):
To freshwater pearls are going to be more likely to
have a kind of an oblong shape, whereas the cultivated
pearls you'll get that perfectly round sphere.

Speaker 3 (01:59:19):
Yeah, because I guess what's the freshwater mollusk that makes them?

Speaker 9 (01:59:23):
I don't know, but I know when I was graduating
high school that was a traditional gift. So you take
your graduating photos with your new pearl necklace, your earrings.

Speaker 3 (01:59:32):
That was do you have them?

Speaker 2 (01:59:33):
Aren't they always associated with older women, but now they're
kind of more fashionable for younger people, aren't they.

Speaker 9 (01:59:38):
I mean, now I'm an older woman, but beck when
I was graduating high school, it was just kind of
considered one of those first truly lady like gifts that
you received.

Speaker 3 (01:59:46):
Am I right there. Dudes are wearing these things now, Like.

Speaker 9 (01:59:49):
I think Harry Styles was wearing pearls with a really
cute sweater.

Speaker 2 (01:59:53):
If you consider pop stars to be regular people, yeah, never,
I know. It's I mean sometimes you'll see dudes in
those these guys doing stuff and they'll they'll mimic it,
and you know, bros want to do stuff that is
like really out of the box. I could rock a
black pearl. I think black pearls are cooler, yeah than
white pearls. And that's not the obvious joke that I'm
like butt to pinch that.

Speaker 3 (02:00:18):
Yeah thoughts. Yeah, what a great way to segue into that.

Speaker 2 (02:00:26):
It was my brother's birthday, and we're not going to
be talking about my brother's birthday for the entire segment,
but we are going to be talking about birthdays, and
specifically I came across you said that that pearl story
just was like craziest thing you've read. I heard one
of the craziest Snapple facts. Well Snapple fact as it's

(02:00:46):
like you open it up, you're just trying to get
orange juice. And then you absorb knowledge instead of just
vitamin C. Right, I came across one of those Snapple facts.

Speaker 3 (02:00:55):
It is still it. Doesn't you ever come across the fact.

Speaker 2 (02:00:57):
You're like, it's just not true, it can't be true,
and then every time you research it, it just turns
out to be even more true. I cannot wait to
hear that I love something. It's an unbelievable fact that.
Trust me, you're not gonna believe it either. Right after
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There, Colbert crew. Rob here from Florida's served by cash
per use. Just wondering about the the portions of the
world where you can't flush the toilet paper. And I
mean in developed countries, not you know, third world type situations.
But in these places if you can't flush the toilet paper,
have they really developed the days and everything like that?

(02:01:54):
You know, maybe that's that's what's unusual to the rest
of the world. The fact that we're still using paper. Well,
they've got the day. They're taking care of business. What
do you think.

Speaker 3 (02:02:04):
Guess was from Tanzania, your boy, bro.

Speaker 2 (02:02:07):
They use a lot of they have intual, a good
toilet system, and they use a lot of badas.

Speaker 3 (02:02:11):
So yep, there you go, thanks by.

Speaker 2 (02:02:14):
Thanks by. I think I think Fayaz is from Tanzania.

Speaker 13 (02:02:18):
Yes he is.

Speaker 2 (02:02:19):
Yeah, man, I thought he was Canadian. Well, I mean
he is Canadian, but I think va Tanzania. There you go,
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(02:03:35):
nugget of stuff.

Speaker 3 (02:03:36):
How much older is he than you? He is six
years six years old? Okay, go ahead, six years And uh,
while I was, you know, it was on my brother's birthday,
I found out something called the birthday problem. It's also
called the birthday paradox. Not heard this.

Speaker 2 (02:03:51):
Do me a favor, Jim, because I don't want to
be the person who sounds completely wrong, Okay, saying on
this platform we call real Radio one oh four one,
because this is the most insane, unbelievable thing that I've heard.
I've heard some crazy sports stats. Do me a favor.
I want you to look up a birthday problem or yeah,

(02:04:13):
birthday paradig I think, Uh yeah, I think both of
them should pop up. Like, here's a stat that I
recently heard I think I just shared it is that
all of Lebron's career, he's averaged twenty seven, seven and seven.
Not once in his twenty year career has he ever
had the score line of twenty seven, seven and seven,
which is insane. Yeah, I just love these facts. Birthday problem.

(02:04:37):
Did you guys find it?

Speaker 3 (02:04:38):
Yeah? I have it right here in front of me.

Speaker 2 (02:04:39):
Say it a birthday paradox states And in a group
of just twenty three people, there's over a fifty chance
that at least two individuals share the same birthday. Oh wow,
is that even remotely close to believable? Or am I
an idiot? Okay, so we can both be true the
men I thought of this, I immediately know that there's somebody

(02:05:03):
in my group of people that has my birthday. Now
it's just one that I know of, but definitely know
one person in my group of friends that has my
birthday same date, not the same date, the same day
and month. That is insane to me. Once again, and
a group of just twenty three people, there's about a

(02:05:23):
fifty percent chance that two of those people share the
same birthday.

Speaker 3 (02:05:28):
That's crazy. There's three hundred and sixty five days. Yeah.

Speaker 2 (02:05:32):
Yeah, but there's also seven billion people on the planet. Yeah,
but they're not even caring about that. They're just about
of twenty three people in your group, right, talking twenty
three people at any given time.

Speaker 3 (02:05:42):
I get that a lot of people are born on
the same day.

Speaker 2 (02:05:46):
Let me ask you a question. Is there anybody in
the building that has your same birthday?

Speaker 3 (02:05:49):
Yes? Anybody in the building it has your same birthday,
not that I know of in yours?

Speaker 8 (02:05:53):
No.

Speaker 3 (02:05:54):
Yeah.

Speaker 9 (02:05:54):
Yeah, although my hairdresser used to share my birthday.

Speaker 3 (02:05:57):
Really yeah, when he left and we're not talking about
him anymore. I don't think anybody in the building has
my same birthday. Who is it in the in the
building has your birth Summer in promotion?

Speaker 11 (02:06:05):
Oh?

Speaker 3 (02:06:06):
Really?

Speaker 2 (02:06:06):
Well all right, so isn't too happy about it, to
be honest. Okay, the math are you don't like Summer? No,
I don't like sharing my birthday. Oh okay, it sounds selfish.
It sounds like you didn't like Summer. Summer is a
lovely person. So let's change the math, right, Instead of
what is it twenty three people in the room yeah,
twenty three people, yes, all right, ten people in the room,
twelve percent chance, fifty people in the room. What is

(02:06:28):
the percentage of someone sharing your birthday? If you were
in a room with fifty people, fifty pp.

Speaker 3 (02:06:35):
And this could be random. It could have been at
the restaurant you were at that night.

Speaker 2 (02:06:38):
Yep, it could be if I went out tonight to
Texas Roadhouse and I went into Texas road House and
there's sixty there's at least fifty people in there. This
is the percent of chance that at least one person
will have my birthday or two?

Speaker 3 (02:06:50):
What one person? Person? I'll say twelve percent. It's got
to be higher than that, right, and he's going to
be higher.

Speaker 2 (02:06:57):
If twenty three is the number of people that it
takes for you to have a fifty chance of sharing
more birth people, more people there goes down the chance
will yeah, yeah, I'll go sixteen to five.

Speaker 3 (02:07:11):
All right. So you said sixty five sixty five percent?
All right?

Speaker 2 (02:07:14):
So what'd you say? I'll go sixty six all right,
and seventy five percent? How about ninety seven percent? I
told you I came with facts.

Speaker 3 (02:07:24):
That are unbelievable.

Speaker 2 (02:07:24):
You're telling me if I'm in a room of fifty
random people, there's almost a one hundred percent chance that
one of those people will have the same exact birth
date that I do. Not not not year, right, just day,
just day, not year day. It seems unbelievable. Birthday is
the same day birth date? Birthday? Now, why would that

(02:07:48):
even come close to true? It made me double down.
I had to find out, like, how in the hell
is this even what is going on?

Speaker 3 (02:07:54):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (02:07:54):
Because there are three hundred and sixty five days. I
mean that doesn't even cover like a fifth of the year.

Speaker 3 (02:07:58):
Seven billion people. A lot of people are going on
the same day. Let's go. Would you find out.

Speaker 2 (02:08:02):
I don't understand your logic here when it comes to people.

Speaker 3 (02:08:06):
Yeah, but there's only so many There's only three hundred
and sixty five possible days. So yeah, you did.

Speaker 2 (02:08:10):
You divide three hundred and sixty five and the seven
billion people, and that's how many people are born on
each Actually it's more like a and I found out
and I found out this, by the way, in this
little weird research that I was sober on my couch
doing last night, is that there's about a little over
twenty million give or take a million each way that
share your birthday on this planet. Wow, really that's wild.

(02:08:34):
I mean on the ballpark, that's average. Do you know
the famous people that share your birthday?

Speaker 3 (02:08:38):
I do not. I think Robin Williams. God, this is
gonna sound so sad. I don't know if he killed
himself or had his birthday on July twenty five. The
famous people that are born on your day? No, I know.
Jay Z is born on my birthday.

Speaker 2 (02:08:51):
And this is also where I'm at in my life,
and I have a hard time seeing myself not being
able to teach this to my son. But like everything
is numbers to me, probability and statistics in high school
absolutely ruined me.

Speaker 3 (02:09:05):
So how many people are born on one day? Did
you discover birthday?

Speaker 2 (02:09:09):
I believe it's over twenty mil Wow, I just look
how many people were born on my birthday? I put
in April seventh. It said, based on statistical averages, approximately
twenty two million people world wide share a birthday in
April seventh. And it's a horse race between who's more
famous between me and Russell Crow, both born on April seventh.

(02:09:31):
Neck and neck, neck and neck, Yeah, thank you, thank you.
So twenty three people in a room. Fifty percent chance
they share your birthday.

Speaker 13 (02:09:39):
I have some pretty cool names.

Speaker 2 (02:09:40):
Fifty people in a room ninety seven percent chance. How
is that possible? The only answer that I have is
people have birthdays on pretty predictable times of year. So
there are way more September babies than any other type
of baby because you're or you're.

Speaker 3 (02:10:00):
Yeah, you're doing it at the beginning of the year
or whatever. The holidays, yeah, Christmas, no one ever gets
turned on by the third of January. New Year is like, hey,
let's start the year out with them. I'm so hot.
It's December twenty eighth. It's literally what happened to me?
My son?

Speaker 2 (02:10:16):
Are you ready for the top five most popular, most
common average daily birthday?

Speaker 3 (02:10:22):
I will tell you something weird, dude, that you brought
this up. Now, I'm getting mind blown.

Speaker 2 (02:10:26):
So when I pulled trivia every day, one of the
things I do is is birthdays, Like, you know, if
you're born on that day, I will feature that day.
There are some days that when you're scrolling, you can't
believe how many famous people are born on that day,
And there are other days where you can't believe how
few famous people are on that day just yesterday. The
only famous birthday that anybody would know is George Clooney's.

(02:10:48):
Everybody else is like a nobody. From my sources, My
sources say that the top five most common birthdays to have,
are you ready? September tenth, September seventeenth, September two, twelfth, September, nineteenth,
September ninth. Those are the top five days that people
have the most kids. That is so wild, man, that

(02:11:09):
is kind of crazy. You would figure also like during
like a Valentine's Day around that time, which would be February, March, April, May, June, July, September, August,
like you would think there'd be some November babies in
there too, But really, honest with you, it works with
late September as well. And guess what, I absolutely became
a dad because Christmas made me horny, really right? Yeah,
you know, it's cold outside, got a huddle up, candy canes.

(02:11:31):
They have the whole thing, red and white. Everybody knows
she was sunburned. I'm white. We held each other, it
was very pepperminteite. I gotcha, And next thing I know,
I'm a dad. Nine months later, what's his birthday? September eleventh. Wow,
so yeah, ful fills that stereotype. But now you know,
now I ruined your day by hearing allegedly a factual

(02:11:53):
fact that if you were in a room with twenty
three other people, you have a fifty percent chance, allegedly
that some one shares your birthday, not birth year. How
many people after hearing this are going to be so
tempted when they're in their bar the next time to
stand up and yell who was born on this day?

Speaker 3 (02:12:09):
Just to see if this adds up. I'm gonna do it.
I'm telling you I'm doing it.

Speaker 2 (02:12:12):
You got to go find out your birthday, bro. The
next time you have a couple of cores. Let me
ask you guys a quick question. I'm looking at the
famous people born on the same day that I was
born on. Tell me who's the most famous? Jay Z,
Jeff Bridges, Marissa Tome, Tyra Banks, Jelly Roll or Fred
Armison jay Z.

Speaker 3 (02:12:28):
Yeah it's jay Z. It's jay Z, isn't I don't know.
Jeff Bridges pretty famous, but jay Z's probably the bit all.

Speaker 2 (02:12:33):
Right, So it's not only me and Russell Crowe. Jackie
Chan also has a yeah, yeah, that's awesome, dude. I
still think I got him though, right by age or
he's like seventy one or two years old? No being
more famous? Oh no, no, no. Last fact, if you are
in a room of seventy five people, ninety nine point

(02:12:54):
nine chance that is so crazy. That sounds like I
know that it rules out half of the calendar, and
so wild that it even happen. Someone texted it says,
you're misrepresenting the premise of this and it's crucial.

Speaker 3 (02:13:05):
Well what's the crucial? I guess we'll find out when
we get back. Oh, is that what's gonna happen? He's
gonna call him? Well that.

Speaker 2 (02:13:11):
Let me just ruin your Google history. Look up the
birthday problem, look up the birthday paradox. It's a whole
bunch of probability and statistics.

Speaker 3 (02:13:21):
But what I gather from is that we maybe aren't
as special as we once thought. What's your birthday again?
July twenty first, July twenty first, Actually, ju I.

Speaker 2 (02:13:33):
We're just we're just so bad at judging probability. I
think just as a as a species, you think, well,
I mean the average person. The mathematicians, they're like, oh,
this is what you gotta do, dude.

Speaker 3 (02:13:47):
You bet you have some. You have some good ones.
You're ready.

Speaker 2 (02:13:50):
Josh Hartnett, Okay, not the best example. Robin Williams was
born on your birthday?

Speaker 12 (02:13:55):
All right?

Speaker 3 (02:13:55):
Cool? Don Nutts, Which you have a little Don nuts
in you?

Speaker 8 (02:13:59):
Dude?

Speaker 3 (02:14:00):
Yeah, you got a little Natson. It's not a gay joke.

Speaker 2 (02:14:02):
By the way, one of the most underrated SNL character
actors of all time. And by the way, cast members
and comedians also think this guy is one of the
most underrated members of SNL of all time. Joe Piscopal,
John Love. It's yeah on your day. That's right there.
You are the only one to survive the worst season

(02:14:23):
of SNL.

Speaker 3 (02:14:24):
No know less. Those are your ross stots. Happy birthday.

Speaker 2 (02:14:27):
If if it's your birthday coming up, I genuinely mean this,
go out and enjoy it.

Speaker 3 (02:14:33):
Yeah, very nice.

Speaker 2 (02:14:34):
If there's only one time of year that it feels
okay to love yourself, love yourself on that day. And
remember there's twenty million other people also celebrating a birthday,
so it's not that special. Don't freak out. Those are
your rostots. I'm out, peace right. Fun is your six
o'clock keyword? Fu in go to real Radio don FM
and send it up for your chance on one thousand
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Speaker 3 (02:14:54):
There for.

Speaker 15 (02:15:00):
Colbert crew.

Speaker 18 (02:15:00):
This is Adam from Sanford and I was calling to
talk about the birthdays I have one I really don't like.
The most famous person certainly is that I share a
birthday with is Kanye West. But the flip side to
it is there's also a singer for a band that
I love, Yen's kidman of My Sugar, who I also

(02:15:21):
share a birthday with Sugar, And that's the one that's
gonna be my favorite.

Speaker 15 (02:15:28):
What up?

Speaker 8 (02:15:29):
Jayseys Drew oh Man, February nineteenth is my oldest sister
in laws birthday, my youngest sistant loves birthday, my son's birthday,
a good friend of mine's kid's birthday, And I think
I know like three other people with the same birthday. Dan,
that's crazy what that means nine months before they're all
Mother's day birthdays.

Speaker 16 (02:15:50):
Oh wow, So you're in a room with three hundred
and sixty five people, it's one hundred percent true that
at least two people in that room have the same birthday.

Speaker 10 (02:16:02):
I'd tell you square your head.

Speaker 3 (02:16:05):
What's the problem with that.

Speaker 2 (02:16:08):
I think it's actually it would have to be three
hundred and sixty seven people because you have a leap year.

Speaker 3 (02:16:14):
Someone could be born on leap year. Yep.

Speaker 2 (02:16:16):
So then that three hundred and sixty seventh birthday would
have to be a double for one of the other people.

Speaker 3 (02:16:23):
Interesting, So that was it. The subtle thing we discovered
during the break.

Speaker 2 (02:16:28):
Yes, and just to confirm is that it doesn't have
seemed it's just two same birthday, two same birthdays, not
yours in particular. Yes, y am, so a room of
twenty three people, fifty chance two of those twenty three
people have the same birthday, but still is just as
amazing it is to be yours, and it's still just
as amazing.

Speaker 3 (02:16:46):
Uh. Fun, By the way as your six o'clock here.
That's fun.

Speaker 2 (02:16:49):
Go to real Radio dot FM and send that away
for your chance on one thousand bucks.

Speaker 3 (02:16:52):
Fun.

Speaker 2 (02:16:52):
Guys, that is the six o'clock here. Good luck, hope
you win. I'm Jim, deb Jack and Ross are here
as well. I was just looking at Debrah's deb January sixteenth.
She's got some cool people she's bar world with. Okay,
out of this list, who do you think is the
most famous for deb Lynn Manuel Miranda, Kate, Kate Moss,

(02:17:13):
Sauda or shot A, John Carpenter or Aliyah? Actually unfortunately,
you know, God rest her soul and and Jack for you,
ethel Merman, I've gotta be more famous then, ethel Merman.
How about Albert Albert business like business Albert Bules, you know,

(02:17:34):
big time baseball player. So out of those, out of
those first five, and do you think the most famous
is Manuel Miranda is more famous than Kate Moss. Like
if you were to mention, if you were to go
into a room of one thousand random people and what
one to one and you said Lynn Manuel as opposed
to Kate Moss, you think more people would say Lynn Manuel.

Speaker 3 (02:17:54):
Yeah, I'm going John Carpenter. Yeah. For me, it's John Carpenter.
Actually I told Devah Jimmy.

Speaker 2 (02:17:59):
I was like, that's the coolest thing in the world
is John Carpenter is born on the same day as you. Wait,
guys like the you know, horror legend, You're a horror legend.
So it works out great. Yeah, but for worldwide recognition,
it might be Kate Moss. It's worldwide? Is it actually
probably shawt a. I mean she is a global star, dude, yeah,

(02:18:20):
global cap Moss really is very famous.

Speaker 9 (02:18:23):
But it's it's interesting because Shada, you could say, okay,
famous in the eighties and nineties, Cape Moss supermodel era nineties.

Speaker 2 (02:18:31):
You know, yeah, but you did you think that? And
I've got a little thing for Shade, by the way,
And that was just YouTube being some shot a shows
just to see how she looked and see how she
said is amazing.

Speaker 3 (02:18:41):
She's sixty seven.

Speaker 2 (02:18:42):
Years old now, dog, she looks still amaze balls And
you should have seen the crowd she was singing too.
There must have been twenty thousand people there and she
was destroying it. I got Horney immediately. That is baby music, dude,
Are you kidding you? Are you familiar with Shade?

Speaker 3 (02:19:00):
I mean not to making love? Are you kidding? You
need to put some some on?

Speaker 2 (02:19:08):
And I don't care what generation you're from. Shaw Day
is the I mean that is just it zips your
pants down for you. You don't have to do anything, You
just hold your hands up in there and your pants
just come undone.

Speaker 3 (02:19:18):
Dude, I'm not kidding.

Speaker 2 (02:19:19):
I haven't made too much love to too many songs.
What yeah, there hasn't been.

Speaker 3 (02:19:24):
Oh my god, I don't have a soundtrack. Bro, I
don't think I have a soundtrack. I don't think I
don't have a theme song.

Speaker 23 (02:19:29):
I have not.

Speaker 13 (02:19:30):
Oh, Jack, what's your theme song? We know Jimmy's What
what is Jack? Do you remember Jimmy's seal?

Speaker 11 (02:19:41):
No?

Speaker 3 (02:19:42):
It's Enigma? No, man, you make love to Enigma? Have
you heard? You know the song?

Speaker 2 (02:19:48):
Yeah, but that's like massage, envy, waiting room stuff or
I mean it's good. I like it, but I'm not
what then? What is sexier than that? When that girl goes,
are you kidding? What's hotter than that? My back hair
just stood up.

Speaker 3 (02:20:05):
I don't ever ever say it's gonna say show it
to me because it makes you hot too. Yeah, they
call it the bear move. Everybody knows. Everybody knows.

Speaker 2 (02:20:16):
Every time I see jim swim, I'm always like, yeah,
it just reminds me of the Coca Cola bear, Like
I just want to drink of Coca Cola on Christmas morning.
By the way, Jack's song is the Dollar General theme? Yeah,
that's the jingle.

Speaker 3 (02:20:32):
Do you have a Do you have a song?

Speaker 8 (02:20:33):
Jack?

Speaker 2 (02:20:33):
At one point in your life, do you put on
for sexyton Did you ever have something like that? I mean, yeah,
well now it's just like playing a channel on the
smart speaker, right, Oh, is that what you do now?

Speaker 23 (02:20:45):
You know?

Speaker 2 (02:20:45):
Do you how often do you do that? Like when
you're making love? How often do you employ music?

Speaker 8 (02:20:50):
For me?

Speaker 3 (02:20:50):
Not so much lately. It depends on what's happening. But
back in the day, dude, back of the day, why
is it over before the song? It's too unpredictable.

Speaker 2 (02:21:01):
We're doing it now, so it's kind of weird to
go in there, go wait a minute, gotta do this
first because only got so much time dog in fifty eight,
So you gotta get.

Speaker 3 (02:21:08):
In there and go.

Speaker 2 (02:21:09):
And you can't give it any time to think about it.
You can't get you can't go, hey, we're about to
do this, and it's like, okay, I'm ready to go.
You say, hold on for a second, though, he's gotta been.
It's like he's already asleep.

Speaker 3 (02:21:19):
It's already a sleep in the time I told it
to hold on, I'm gonna put on some enigma. It's
already gone.

Speaker 2 (02:21:23):
I remember one time, I think I even told you, guys,
this is probably the last time I had intercourse into
a song was Uh, the song is called Saint James,
like infirmary or something, Saint James Infirmary.

Speaker 13 (02:21:36):
I was expecting death, to be honest.

Speaker 3 (02:21:38):
That sounds promising. No, No, get down to an emergency room.
Who's the guy that you do in impression of and
everyone else can do an impression of bad Bud? Yeah,
that's the Frogs. You're right, it is. I get down
to that too, then, yeah. Yeah, after all's Saint James Infirmary.

(02:22:02):
It's this song. It's haunting to.

Speaker 2 (02:22:04):
Play that jack we have that, I would think it
might be in the system. All I know is is
that I'm pretty sure it's about like dead soldiers.

Speaker 3 (02:22:11):
Come on, Why would you do it to that?

Speaker 11 (02:22:13):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (02:22:13):
Well because it's a sexy sounding song.

Speaker 2 (02:22:16):
What I don't have Saint James Infernory, but I do
have Saint Elmo's Fire.

Speaker 3 (02:22:20):
Okay, that's that close, way different.

Speaker 2 (02:22:22):
Well, like it's about a soldier like in a hospital
or something, and it's dark.

Speaker 3 (02:22:26):
I'm not saying that. I'm not trying to make light.

Speaker 2 (02:22:28):
Of it, but it's just like who's voice saxophone and sexy.

Speaker 3 (02:22:34):
That's still not doing it?

Speaker 16 (02:22:35):
That is it?

Speaker 3 (02:22:35):
Yeah? Yeah, it's not that voice with saxophone makes it worse.
It's does it for me? Yeah? What do you guys think?
Debs is?

Speaker 5 (02:22:43):
Oh?

Speaker 3 (02:22:44):
God? Well if this is a good way because she is, man,
it's too much. Oh do you have one? Do you
have a song?

Speaker 8 (02:22:51):
Mean?

Speaker 3 (02:22:51):
Do you have something like that?

Speaker 13 (02:22:52):
It would have been it would have been yeah, yeah,
yeah anything?

Speaker 3 (02:22:57):
Yeah, so good. I mean there's one song. I kind
of want to have sex to you? What's them? I've
never done it and I hope she's listening. Well, this
is so easy to do. You can do it tonight.
Oh yeah, this is.

Speaker 21 (02:23:15):
As for the birthday paradox, I share a birthday with
two friends, my aunt and actor Brent Spiner. We were
all born on Grund Hadden's Day. My sexy theme song
is gotta be Marvin Gaye's Sexual Human.

Speaker 3 (02:23:32):
That's a good one. Hi, gang, love you Charles in
Melbourne here.

Speaker 19 (02:23:38):
My wife just googled Saint James Infirma. It's about a
guy visiting the Morgana Hospital to view his lover's body
and exploring grief and pain. Does that make your horning?

Speaker 10 (02:23:58):
I don't know.

Speaker 6 (02:23:58):
It doesn't do much for me.

Speaker 5 (02:24:02):
I have composed Haikub and honor of Jim Colbert.

Speaker 3 (02:24:08):
It's called Oysters.

Speaker 5 (02:24:12):
And home Runs, Peerls, Oysters, Oysters and Perils via Tanzania
Albert pooh holes.

Speaker 3 (02:24:31):
I want whatever crippy that is? Was that hike? You
just everything? A mispronounced in the last segment? Is that
what it was? I think that's what it was.

Speaker 2 (02:24:40):
Yeah, hard to think when that song is playing.

Speaker 3 (02:24:43):
If you feel me?

Speaker 2 (02:24:44):
All right, Welcome back to the Jim Colbert Joe Roll
Radio oneh four point one. I am Jim deb is there.
Jackson's here, Sauce is as well. That perfectly timed.

Speaker 3 (02:24:56):
Tomorrow.

Speaker 2 (02:24:57):
We will not have you unfortunately because we got a
big stuff, but we will have a primetime kitchen. We'll
have Ember's only, We'll have sinker sale tomorrow. We'll have
picked the porn tomorrow. So another big show call.

Speaker 3 (02:25:07):
Yeah we just did that. Oh No, lots and lots
of fun. All right, dad, Let's get some news. Let's
get it good.

Speaker 1 (02:25:14):
Time for you heard it here first on The Jim
Colbert Show.

Speaker 9 (02:25:18):
IndyCar has pulled a shirt meant to promote the upcoming
race in Washington, d C. After receiving backlash. The cream
colored shirt displayed the slogan quote one Nation, one race
end quote and a.

Speaker 3 (02:25:30):
Feature those things will be one thousand dollars apiece if you.

Speaker 9 (02:25:38):
And featured a helmeted driver seated on the Lincoln Memorial
oh Man. The shirt was taken down from IndyCar's online
store within hours, and a statement IndyCar said the decision
was made following feedback from customers.

Speaker 3 (02:25:51):
Yeah, Yeah, I love it.

Speaker 9 (02:25:53):
The Freedom two fifty Grand Prix is set to take
place around the nation's capital in August to help celebrate
the Country Trees two hundred and fiftieth anniversary. All Right,
The youth softball community in Lake County is rallying behind
a family hurt in a car crash. Five members of
a Leesburg family are in the hospital after Monday's crash
in Vlusha County on State Road forty and Lake Wanona Road.

(02:26:16):
You heard about that tragic accident because three people in
the other car were killed. The Leesburg family consists of
a husband, his wife, and their three kids, ages eleven, fourteen,
and sixteen. Friends say the mom is a softball coach
and her fourteen year old daughter is a player. So
Robin McDaniel started to go fundme page that is raised
over fifteen hundred dollars for the family could be hopefully

(02:26:37):
even higher. McDaniel says, this family has shown up, given
back and supported those around them time and time again,
and now they need us.

Speaker 3 (02:26:45):
What's the go fund me? I look that up. Look
for Robin McDaniel.

Speaker 8 (02:26:51):
OK.

Speaker 3 (02:26:51):
Yeah, look for that name, and that should lead you
to the Leesburg family. All right.

Speaker 9 (02:26:55):
The NFL is planning to split former Monday night football
double header games between Netflix and.

Speaker 3 (02:27:00):
YouTube Wow really yes.

Speaker 9 (02:27:03):
CNBC reports The four games became available after ESPN gave
up the package as part of Disney's acquisition of NFL
Network So. NFL officials say the move follows fan frustrations
with overlapping Monday Night games. Reports say the league may
add another game for a major global streaming service while

(02:27:23):
Netflix seeks to renew its current NFL agreement. Disney officials
say ESPN has not yet opened renewal talks for the
primetime games, though its current deal with the NFL runs
through twenty thirty man.

Speaker 2 (02:27:36):
Those NFL deals are some of the biggest money deals
out there. If you I don't know, if you've ever
researched what like what ESPN paid to be able to
broadcast those games. But I believe they'll liken some of
that money to the problems they've had and all the
cuts they've had to make, because I mean, you're just
paying so much money to be able to broadcast that game.
It's hard to make your money back, even at the
highest ad rates. I don't even I don't know how

(02:27:56):
they do it. That's why that math always seemed amazing.

Speaker 13 (02:27:59):
Yeah, yeah, you heard it here first on the Jim
Culbert Show.

Speaker 3 (02:28:02):
Now you never appreciate that. You're welcome to whom do
we owe thanks?

Speaker 9 (02:28:07):
We owe thanks to Mills Air very far saucing up
our Thursday, he said that you've got them coming out
tomorrow to check on your ACE sys.

Speaker 2 (02:28:13):
Yeah, we just had him do one unit. We have
another unit in the room we haven't been using, but
we're actually about to start using that room again, so
we're gonna have them come check that unit out as well,
which is great just to have them on call. Matter
of fact, just made the call today. You're coming out
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Speaker 9 (02:28:25):
Yeah, and you definitely want to get that AC maintenance.
More often than not.

Speaker 2 (02:28:29):
Mills not meals. I know how to deal with those obviously,
just look down.

Speaker 9 (02:28:35):
Also want to thank Attorney Glenn Clausman just in case
you miss Culbert Court. His podcast has already been posted
to The Jim Culbert Show. And then last but never least,
Sam Bowen, Candice Rich and Alicia Bullwaer for running our
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Speaker 2 (02:28:48):
And before we get over to the question today, I
need to do some real quick. There's a guy who
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Hey every day that cat is so positive. It's always
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(02:29:09):
to meet him at one of our events. And on
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Can we appreciate your support the whole station. We've ad
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Speaker 3 (02:29:24):
What do you say Percy, yes wow. Other psychos out
there as well. Ross stand up yes quickly, I got it.
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Speaker 2 (02:29:40):
That's Rosscomedy dot Com. Awesome guys. We'll see tomorrow for sure.
On We have a debt, Jack and Ross.

Speaker 3 (02:29:44):
I'm Jim.

Speaker 2 (02:29:45):
We follow the new Shuky. They followed up Monsters in
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We'll see tomorrow three for more than Jennal Colbert Show.
Until then, have yourself a fantastic Thursday evening and stay cool.

Speaker 18 (02:29:58):
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