Baby Hitler on a Zebra Skeleton

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Good?

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It's Friday.

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Yeah, cash out my ass out. I said that because
it rhyme, it sounds like it sounded cool.

Speaker 4 (02:04):
It is cool.

Speaker 3 (02:05):
How did your set go last night?

Speaker 4 (02:07):
Very well?

Speaker 3 (02:07):
Yeah, yeah, I'm happy. But it's time to start retiring
a handful of these jokes.

Speaker 4 (02:12):
Yeah, yeah, that's interesting.

Speaker 2 (02:13):
How uh it's funny when we uh, you know, we
used to talk to comics with the monsters all the
time when I was on that show, and and and
even band members, And that was one of the questions,
like when do you know it's time to roll one
of those out? Like even if you if you get
tired of it, because the audience still laughs, but you're
just sick of telling it. Songs you're sick of playing,
but the audience still loves them. I mean, how do
you make that decision? I think when the audience.

Speaker 6 (02:35):
Repeats the tells you the ending of the joke before
you have a chance to say it.

Speaker 3 (02:40):
I mean, but I'm not in that position, but sometimes
I am. Yeah, yeah, because I have felt that when
someone like they've heard the joke before so then they
step on the punchline and let me tell you that
was Comedians love it. Oh yeah, we love that. That's awesome.

Speaker 2 (02:56):
Legit was like Dice Clay's career for the last five
years of his life.

Speaker 3 (03:00):
If I mean, he'd go up there.

Speaker 6 (03:01):
He'd just say the first part and let everyone else
finish it.

Speaker 2 (03:03):
Dude could say like twenty words and get paid like
fifty K because everybody just wanted to hear him start it,
and then they would finish it.

Speaker 4 (03:09):
And it's so bad.

Speaker 3 (03:10):
And I think I was too dramatic because I shouldn't
say retire. I think it's just like all right, time
to put this on the shelf, start to work on. Yeah,
I think I have polished it, you know, these jokes
as much as I possibly can. So now it's time
to feel the high of some new jokes. Got an
aka bomb at a couple open mics. That's funny, which
is part of the process.

Speaker 2 (03:31):
Yeah, because when we were talking to people back in
the day, again just interviewing comics, it would come around
and they had they would do that thing, but they
would be able to bring jokes out for like geographically
relevant areas, like if they had a bit that they
thought could work in Oklahoma, but maybe would not work
in New York, would work in Louisiana, maybe not in LA.
They would kind of rotate those things in and out.

Speaker 3 (03:51):
How about this, I'll do that for audience members. Oh
really Yeah, if you are a silver Fox in your
late sixties, I've got five minutes about you, Like I already,
I'm ready to rock and roll with mister Mike Pennce Junior. Yeah, yeah, yeah,
the white Hair Devil, the yeah.

Speaker 4 (04:10):
You know, oh you got to fly in there all right.

Speaker 2 (04:12):
Four oh seven night went since for one, you can
text us at seven seven zero three one. You know,
DEVI was bringing this up before the show. I think
we were on this at the very beginning of the
of the week. But now it's like it's out there.
You weren't here, so we didn't get to talk about
it with you. But Rolling Loud is coming to Orlando.

Speaker 4 (04:29):
WHOA, Yeah, it's only us stopped.

Speaker 7 (04:31):
I mean, like Jack Hatt mentioned when we did the story,
they've spent like the last ten years in Miami before
that California.

Speaker 2 (04:38):
And one of the guys who started this entire thing
is an Orlando guy. I did not realize he's in Orlando,
and he said he's been trying to get it back
to Orlando. I guess maybe scheduling or the deal wasn't
right for the for the stadium, who knows, but they
are coming back.

Speaker 3 (04:50):
I greatly benefited from Rolling Loud one night. How the
bachelor party? Oh really, I didn't go, but it was
the same weekend I was in Miami, but Travis Scott
had They were extra hookers in town. Yeah, I mean
I know, but Travis Scott had an after party and

(05:11):
then that's what I ended my bachelor party with, was
Travis Scott three four in the morning out of Strip club.

Speaker 4 (05:18):
Let's yeah.

Speaker 2 (05:19):
Rolling Loud founded in twenty fifteen by childhood friends in
Miami natives Matt Zingler and Tariff Tariq. Tariff Triff actually
used to live here in Orlando in the express excitement
about returning to the city. The thing is is like,
when I started looking around, it was actually kind of
hard to find who was going to be on the bill.
It told you who was on there last year. The

(05:39):
only act that I've heard that's confirmed that I actually
recognized was Weis Khalifa.

Speaker 4 (05:43):
Yeah.

Speaker 7 (05:44):
Now, I think Monday is supposed to be the big
the bigger reveal, Yeah, the reveal of who's going to
be performing.

Speaker 2 (05:48):
Yeah, some of the stuff that I've read, it's like, yeah,
and Whizz's name came up a lot as one of
the headliners, and like the other two dudes are acts
I did not even recognize. Like, there's a guy out
there right now just like a regular. Aim is one
of the biggest acts in hip hop. Never even heard
of him, Like Tom or Donald.

Speaker 3 (06:05):
He's like the Keith Richards of the rap community.

Speaker 6 (06:08):
And don't sleep on that. Tom Don is huge right now.
Matter of fact, Hey, Glenn and I did an interview
with them on our Hip.

Speaker 7 (06:14):
Hop cast just get you some You know that Khalifa
Kush on your way to Rolling Loud.

Speaker 2 (06:21):
It says here that every show we have will always
have special guests, a ton of fun stuff that isn't
on the flyer you're going to see and we cannot
leak that, so you know, and to be honest with you,
we've told you guys about that with the iHeart Music
Fest for so many years that one of the cool
things about the fest is, you know, obviously having a
gigantic network of radio stations allows you access to cool
artist and you know there for a while, you never

(06:43):
know who's going to show up with that thing.

Speaker 3 (06:44):
You don't you didn't know.

Speaker 2 (06:45):
Who was going to collab. Oh yeah, Pink could be
on stage and Slash would come up. It would be crazy.
And that's like to me, that's a draw for a show.
Like if they would promise something big and they'd be like, look,
it's gonna be one of the biggest names in hip hop,
that would be worth buying a ticket just to see
something unique that you may not see again.

Speaker 3 (07:01):
There's some One of the cool things about these music
festivals is that they'll have like, you know, the up
and coming people, maybe earlier on in the day, but
if they have a breakout single right before that and
then they become the headliners before basically the headliners come
out right, that's always a special moment because you are
part of an artist's come up, like their glow up,

(07:24):
their breakout party, and that usually happens, you know, coin
flip chance at all of these music festivals where you
see somebody go from.

Speaker 4 (07:33):
Who is that to oh my god, that's Bhilly.

Speaker 2 (07:35):
Eilish Sap Rocky I guess is who headlined it last
year along with like Sexy Red and.

Speaker 3 (07:42):
Some other players like this pay Sap, Sap, Playboy.

Speaker 2 (07:46):
CARDI was on the Sunday tag and then Pace of
Pluma Paeso Pluma.

Speaker 3 (07:50):
Never heard of him? Have you heard of him?

Speaker 4 (07:52):
I don't know about mister Pluma. Yeah, I don't hope
he's a myster or not.

Speaker 2 (07:58):
But black Like on twenty twenty four, dude, it was
Future and Lil YACHTI that checks out.

Speaker 3 (08:04):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, this is the you know, the eedc
of rap music. Yeah, going to be happening here in Orlando,
and that makes me happy. Probably won't go. I have
a child, What does that make a difference. Well, I
can't put them on my back and just you know,
bring them. You'd put the headphones on him. You're good
to go.

Speaker 4 (08:23):
Oh yeah, man, show them how it's supposed to be done.

Speaker 3 (08:26):
He'll be the coolest kid there. Would I be welcome
at He'll be a couple of individual attributes of kids.

Speaker 7 (08:32):
You would be welcome. But they would automatically assume you're undercover.

Speaker 3 (08:36):
I would well, what's not even undercover?

Speaker 2 (08:39):
I wouldn't get messed with, though, I would think you
get respect right showing up as like a you know,
a late fifties white guy to a hip hop show.

Speaker 3 (08:48):
That's that's I mean, that wouldn't be.

Speaker 4 (08:49):
That bad, right, I mean, yeah, sure it looks real cool.

Speaker 3 (08:53):
Trying to look cool. I appreciate them musing. I mean
the new hip hop is.

Speaker 4 (08:57):
Kind of white.

Speaker 7 (08:57):
Well, Fetti Wap is now out of prison, so maybe
he'll end up at Rolling Loud.

Speaker 3 (09:02):
Yeah, that is very funny, which always sounds like a
number four at a healthy restaurant.

Speaker 4 (09:13):
With extra hummus.

Speaker 2 (09:14):
I have the Fetti Rap hummus, extra cucumber, so some
ratishes would be nice. All right, seven seven zero three one. Again,
that's how you text us if you want to call
us four seven nine one six one four one. We
have so much ridiculous stuff to talk about today. Do
you guys remember the story about the woman who went
on a podcast or a TV I think it was
a podcast, and she was the wife of a former

(09:37):
NFL player. Her name was Khalil. I guess last name
with Khalil.

Speaker 4 (09:41):
Wiz Khalil, I'll get out of here. Is that any
relation to Wiz?

Speaker 3 (09:45):
Do you remember what I'm talking about? Number?

Speaker 4 (09:46):
No, you don't.

Speaker 2 (09:47):
You guys don't remember. Okay, So there was this guy
name Matt. I think his name is Matt Khalil and
he's a former NFL player. Wait, wife went into a
podcast and kind of embarrassed him a little bit.

Speaker 3 (09:58):
You know why Remember what she said he was too large? Yes,
remember his package being too big? Oh no, but right.

Speaker 2 (10:07):
So I said, that's a dream scenario. These guys got
to give it to me with both barrels. It's a
dream scenario to have your ex go on and start
complaining about your size and your manhood. Right Like in
the guy world, we can say that's.

Speaker 3 (10:21):
The case and only one direction, right, yes, right, right? Yeah, yeah,
there is no reciprocal act there.

Speaker 4 (10:28):
I'm gonna go.

Speaker 3 (10:28):
I have a new prayer to start tonight. To my
wife goes on a podcast and complaints. Yeah she uh,
he is suing her. Oh my god, I lost.

Speaker 2 (10:39):
No, he's suing her. And I gotta tell you I
agree with him, really, yeah, I agree with him because
that's not anybody's business. And I have to tell you now.
And it's one she has exactly. It's his ex wife.
She's refocused the attention of who he is as a person.

Speaker 4 (10:57):
Now, now do you mean he's being objective? He's being objectified? Deborah,
and it's never happened to a man.

Speaker 2 (11:06):
That he didn't pray for, right, But yeah, she spoken
about his manhood and apparently he isssuing her and saying
it was invasive commentary. And I don't know exactly what
he's looking for. I think maybe I don't know wrong. Yeah,
he's asking for a jury trial and damages to exceed

(11:26):
seventy five thousand dollars on all causes asserted in the complaints.

Speaker 4 (11:31):
Only if they do it in rolls of quarters, and
then you got to prove it.

Speaker 3 (11:34):
Khalil Khalil.

Speaker 2 (11:36):
And he's alleging that his ex wife has been able
to financially benefit from this surge of traffic on her website,
so his package is actually making her money.

Speaker 3 (11:48):
I thought out the damage. I thought Stranger Things was over. Yeah,
because this is the upside down. Man, I don't understand.
This is the oldest I've ever felt.

Speaker 2 (11:57):
He says that he gets in recently free quent, disturbing
and alarming messages and has since that appearance that that
people don't even really you know, when you hear his
name and medium, all you do is so.

Speaker 7 (12:09):
In other words, he has to tell people, hey, eyes
up here.

Speaker 4 (12:12):
Your exact eyes up here. It's like the boob thing, right?

Speaker 3 (12:16):
What about just free speech? What about? I mean, free
speech is one thing, dude, but I mean it can't be.
It can't. It can't. Just to clarify, he is suing
his ex wife because his ex wife was on the
podcast going like this guy's got a hammer.

Speaker 4 (12:31):
Okay.

Speaker 2 (12:32):
Matt alleges that he received unwanted attention and invasive commentary
from public, and that family members quote have been forced
to endear the endure the ongoing public circulation of these
degrading and deeply personal statements.

Speaker 3 (12:46):
So now his own family.

Speaker 2 (12:47):
Imagine if this guy has kids and daughters, dude, and
then everybody starts rolling up to his kids and daughters
asking about their dad's package, and you know how people.

Speaker 3 (12:55):
Are, and they don't care.

Speaker 4 (12:56):
Is it really like a baby holding a n apple?

Speaker 3 (12:58):
Oh my god, it's supposed to be drugging.

Speaker 4 (13:01):
What is this line from Austin Powers for those remember this.

Speaker 3 (13:04):
Feng Horn forest? What does that log? I heard? The
truckers use it to make sure their tires are all right.
Police officers use it to pop tires.

Speaker 4 (13:16):
And purpse.

Speaker 3 (13:17):
So I kind of see where you're coming from.

Speaker 2 (13:19):
Now I mean it's packing a mag light. All right,
tu shit, you got me? Okay, you understand.

Speaker 3 (13:30):
Now it's in the social atmosphere, all right, all right?

Speaker 4 (13:33):
That what do you have for news?

Speaker 7 (13:34):
The White House is backing new cell phone video of
the Minnesota ice shooting Florida to investigate school board spending,
and a Malibu architect is helping rebuild homes with some
pretty cool fire resistant features. We'll talk about those features
and more coming up next during JCS News.

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You got it all right four seven nine one again
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Speaker 1 (14:01):
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Speaker 3 (14:11):
To show Chris and Rawley.

Speaker 4 (14:14):
Yeah, this happened to me with my my wife.

Speaker 2 (14:16):
She went and told a much of our friends about
my manhood, like it was embarrassing, and it really was like.

Speaker 4 (14:24):
They're just saying, how does she do it?

Speaker 8 (14:25):
And this and next it's so.

Speaker 3 (14:27):
Large, blah blah blah.

Speaker 4 (14:28):
Wake up. Then I woke up and everything.

Speaker 9 (14:34):
Yeah, the guy is suing his ex wife because she's
complaining about his jump being too large. Yeah, he's not
suing it to keep that out there or anything. No,
not to keep the news talking about it and everything.

Speaker 4 (14:46):
Uh No, he's really.

Speaker 10 (14:47):
Hurt by it.

Speaker 9 (14:48):
He doesn't He doesn't want anybody to know that his
package is at large. That's why he's suing because we
can all talk about it.

Speaker 2 (14:55):
Somebody said that on the Technic Service, said that he's
so he can keep it in the news.

Speaker 4 (14:58):
Wait, do they see the corporate exhibits?

Speaker 3 (15:00):
Yeah, wow, this is panel one. Yeah, this is Chanel two.

Speaker 4 (15:10):
Notice the hinge.

Speaker 2 (15:11):
Yeah, it's a whole female Jerry, and they acquitted him.

Speaker 3 (15:19):
We had to use trifold. Alright, four seven text us
seven to seven. He's zero three one. Welcome back. I'm
Jim Jack and Ross's right over there, and deb has
your news.

Speaker 1 (15:30):
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Speaker 10 (15:34):
Wow, this guy gotta put his name on everything.

Speaker 3 (15:36):
It's in my contract Edre's.

Speaker 10 (15:38):
The news on the Jim Colberg Show.

Speaker 7 (15:41):
And JCS News is brought to you by that mortgage guy.
Don give him a listen tomorrow morning when he's host
of the Home Loans radio show. The White House is
sharing a video that's purported to be cell phone footage
showing the perspective of the federal agent at the center
of the ICE involved shooting in Minneapolis. In a post press,
Secretary care Cariline Levitt says the video is quote is

(16:02):
evidence that quote the media smeared an ICE agent who
properly defended himself from being run over by organized leftist
protesters end quote. The video was originally posted by Alpha
News and it appears to show Renee Good behind the
wheel and her wife outside the suv getting into a
verbal confrontation with ICE agents. Good is ordered to exit

(16:23):
her vehicle when she backs up, then drives forward while
shots are fired. Some Florida residents are standing in solidarity
with Minneapolis and now Portland after there was that shooting
last night. Two people injured but did survive. That's what
a woman said yesterday at an anti ICE rally she
helped organize as part of the Tampa Immigrant Rights Committee,

(16:43):
and anti ICE protest is on tap tonight in Coral Springs,
and organizer Christine coloresco Bleaker says, ICE violence and killings
go unchecked and this has to stop.

Speaker 10 (16:54):
This killing is part of a broader pattern of unchecked
violence use carried.

Speaker 11 (17:00):
Out by Ice.

Speaker 7 (17:01):
Similar protests were held across the state, but on the
other side of the Aisle Polk County Sheriff Grady Judd
has a message on that deadly ice shooting in Minnesota.
His YouTube video is for everyone, but he sings as
singles out the mayor, the police chief, the local sheriff,
and the governor of Minnesota.

Speaker 12 (17:19):
Cooperate with law enforcement officers. Don't resist them, don't violently
resist them. If you do, violently resist them, if you
do folonious assaults with two ton weapons, expect to be shot.

Speaker 7 (17:35):
He says he has watched the deadly shooting of Renee
Nicole Good, the thirty seven year old mother, and his
adamant that she was committing deadly assault on a law
enforcement officer with a two ton weapon her vehicle.

Speaker 4 (17:47):
Now.

Speaker 7 (17:47):
Senator Ashley Moody took to the floor Thursday urging her
colleagues to pass the Halo Act. Moody introduced the legislation
back in November, citing staggering numbers when it comes to
violence against law enforcement.

Speaker 2 (18:00):
I don't know how officers are able to do their jobs.

Speaker 13 (18:03):
With people impeding them and getting in their faces as
they're trying to focus on executing their duties.

Speaker 7 (18:09):
Now, she says, assaults against ICE officers are up what percent?

Speaker 3 (18:14):
Oh man, I don't know, twenty five.

Speaker 4 (18:18):
Twenty five percent? Yeah, you're cute.

Speaker 3 (18:20):
Yeah, I'll go three hundred. I mean, I'll say like
a thousand, because I don't remember ICE being I mean,
what are we comparing it. I kind of looked this morning.

Speaker 2 (18:29):
I was wondering because Obama, I think, at one point
deported more than any president before him, and there was.

Speaker 4 (18:34):
I don't Importation in Chief was his name, and there.

Speaker 3 (18:36):
Was none of this.

Speaker 4 (18:37):
I don't.

Speaker 2 (18:37):
I guess That's what I don't understand is how it
turned into this when other presidents have also deported hundreds
of thousands of people, I think, even Bush.

Speaker 6 (18:44):
The method, how they find these people, who is being deported?

Speaker 4 (18:49):
You know?

Speaker 2 (18:49):
My point being is this has happened before. Other presidents
have deported hundreds of thousands of people in their presidents.
He's including democratic presidents.

Speaker 3 (18:57):
Biden did it even Yeah, and there was and there
was none of this. I guess I don't understand why.

Speaker 6 (19:03):
Well, they're method, how they're doing it, who they're deporting.

Speaker 7 (19:06):
And who these ICE agents are. They're masked up they're
in unmarked vehicles. There's no law enforcement insignia that says
you know what department, who they are, badge numbers.

Speaker 2 (19:16):
Truthfully, in this situation, she should have thrown the car
and parking gotten out.

Speaker 3 (19:19):
Yeah, she should have done that.

Speaker 2 (19:20):
I mean, and if you see any of the video
going up, her wife was instigating, actually daring one of
the officers to come at her. And I believe the
words were you better pack a lunch. She said that
to the ice officer before she tried to get back
on the car, and of course her wife pulled off
and then the incident happened.

Speaker 3 (19:36):
She hit them with a nineteen fifty.

Speaker 10 (19:39):
Ye.

Speaker 7 (19:40):
Well, they're up thirteen hundred percent and death threats are
up eight thousand percent. The Halo Act is modeled after
Florida's Halo Law, which establishes a twenty five foot buffer
zone around first responders to ensure their safety and allow
them to do their jobs without interference or distraction.

Speaker 4 (19:57):
All right.

Speaker 7 (19:58):
Another news, Florida's Chief Financial Office SIR is now targeting
these states school boards blazing Golia. Says the Florida Agency
for Fiscal Oversight you know fa FO, will investigate school
boards to identify wasteful spending. He says school boards need
to be held accountable and should not be given a
quote free pass end quote. During the announcement, Andngolia asked

(20:20):
which school board should we fa FO first?

Speaker 4 (20:24):
Yeah, all right.

Speaker 7 (20:27):
Fake money is circulating throughout Lake Mary Police Department is
investigating multiple incidents of people using counterfeit.

Speaker 4 (20:34):
Fifty dollars bills.

Speaker 7 (20:36):
The fake cash started showing up at local businesses last
month and apparently it seems like they're targeting these smaller businesses.
Detectives are following leads, but so far no arrests have
been made. But if you're a small business now, I
know with hundreds, they will run that special marker over it.

Speaker 4 (20:52):
Can they do the same thing when it comes to
fifty dollars bills?

Speaker 2 (20:54):
I think it works with all of them. I think
the same pen works for every bill. They just don't
do it with fifties. And that's why a lot of
count counterfeiters counterfeit twenties, right, Yeah, because it's you know,
it's less likely that you would do that. That's that's
what I remember when I was in the printing business,
because we had to go through an entire thing learning
make money learning learning what they do They give you
a class and tell you what would happen if you

(21:16):
gave it a shot.

Speaker 3 (21:17):
Really, oh yeah, they will do that. Yeah yeah yeah.
Poor Andrew Jackson, Yeah, just get taught me.

Speaker 7 (21:25):
You could see how it would be tempting, especially the
more you know, do you know sophisticated that printers get
the idea of thinking you could print your own money.

Speaker 2 (21:34):
But how when when I was in the printing business,
I remember how I heard that FEDS would find out
if your your bill was good enough. And it's kind
of funny. How do you think they did it? Like
if a FED wanted to know if your bill was
a good enough bill and it was passing and it
was a fake, how do you think they did it?

Speaker 4 (21:54):
This is what I knew.

Speaker 3 (21:54):
They fed them in the change machines.

Speaker 2 (21:57):
Oh so if the if the laser reader would accept
the bill, the counterfeiter knew that more than likely outside
of the pen that it would make it through. That's
what I remember hearing from people that when I was
in the business. You do remember this is back in
the nineties, right, But the change machine, whether it be
in a laundromat, whatever the case may be, they'll accept twenties,
give you quarters, and if they would, if the change.

Speaker 3 (22:18):
Machine would accept the bill, they knew that most people
would as well.

Speaker 4 (22:20):
Well, that's interesting.

Speaker 2 (22:21):
And by the way, when you print even coupons that
look like dollars or bills, it has to be a
certain percentage over or under the size of the actual bill,
and you can't use certain colors as well.

Speaker 3 (22:31):
I would imagine you're not supposed to.

Speaker 7 (22:33):
Governor Ron DeSantis and the First Lady were in bartow
this morning to unveil a new health initiative to provide
food testing and food safety. First Lady Casey Desanta says
parents shouldn't have to be concerned about the safety of
their food.

Speaker 13 (22:47):
Parents should be able or should be able to trust
that the products that they bring home are safe. They
should not have to wonder whether the food that they
are consuming or they're giving to their children could be
quietly impacting their health over time.

Speaker 7 (23:01):
And her remarks, Casey DeSantis promised a series of announcements
related to.

Speaker 4 (23:05):
The safety of Florida's a food supply.

Speaker 7 (23:07):
Don't know if you've seen any of the drawings, but
the transformation of downtown Orlando is just down the horizon.
That's what Orlando Yeah Downtown Redevelopment Board member David Burria
told city officials yesterday. Was sharing details on five upcoming
projects that are part.

Speaker 4 (23:22):
Of the DTO Action Plan.

Speaker 7 (23:24):
Brilla hopes these projects will redefine the downtown, make Orlando
a more walkable city, and detract more visitors. The thing
I loved about it was that they're basically going to
replant a lot of the trees they took down in
the first place.

Speaker 2 (23:35):
Really exactly are they spending a lot of money on
that a lot, like over one hundred million or.

Speaker 3 (23:39):
Something on that downtown project.

Speaker 4 (23:40):
I didn't hear that amount, not that much. I did
not hear that amount.

Speaker 7 (23:43):
But the first project on the list focuses on Magnolia
Avenue and work could start as soon as this month.

Speaker 4 (23:50):
Now.

Speaker 7 (23:50):
I had heard maybe it was five million for this project,
but again, it's one of five, so very well could
end up being that.

Speaker 2 (23:57):
I just refens it. I read that it was a
relatively big number. I can't remember exactly what it was,
but I.

Speaker 3 (24:01):
Was I hope the numbers even bigger than big. Yes,
give the facelifted downtown or right?

Speaker 4 (24:06):
I agree?

Speaker 3 (24:07):
One hundred and sixty million dollar package.

Speaker 4 (24:10):
Oh wow.

Speaker 3 (24:10):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (24:10):
All projects are funded by the Community Redevelopment Agency with
a funding package of less than one sixty which includes
other major projects as well.

Speaker 4 (24:17):
So I wonder if they're going to sue because that
package is so big.

Speaker 3 (24:20):
IP all back. I hope we get another billion, so
that way we're competing with that damn Convention Center when
it comes to money.

Speaker 4 (24:30):
All right.

Speaker 7 (24:31):
Something you may notice, well anytime today. I noticed it
myself on the drive home last night. Thanks for the
overhead sign on the four twenty nine letting me know
all as well. And that's because there are three prescribed
burns taking place across central Florida, and it's easy to
get freaked out by all the smoke in the air
if you don't know what's going on. They're in the
Black Hammick Wilderness Area that's in Seminole County, the Seminole

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State Forest in Lake County, and then the Merritt Island
National Wildlife Refuge in Bravard. The controlled fires will help
reduce the risk of catastrophic wildfires by clearing out excess brush.

Speaker 4 (25:07):
Fire officials say they also.

Speaker 7 (25:08):
Help improve wildlife habitats and manage vegetation.

Speaker 2 (25:11):
Yeah, My wife just texts me. She's on a cruise
right now. She was just sitting in the port and
she said, what the hell is going on? And you know,
and Depp said, yeah, there's that control burden. Then we
saw the one coming in.

Speaker 7 (25:21):
Yeah, exactly exactly. So if you see the smoke, generally,
don't be concerned. Unless you're outside of those three areas,
then definitely call it in.

Speaker 4 (25:29):
Or ask for a hit. Exactly, ask for a hit.

Speaker 7 (25:32):
All right, the Miami Hurricanes, we'll get a chance for
a sixth national title on their home turf at hart
Rock Stadium. Forty two year season ticket holder, forty two
years season ticket holder Luis Eggwiar was at last night's
Fiesta Bowl with its nail biting end.

Speaker 14 (25:48):
After the game, nobody wanted to leave. Everybody sat there
and just in this belief that we had finally gotten
to another championship game after twenty three years of heartbreak.

Speaker 2 (26:01):
Many people online today said, that's the best college football
game they've ever seen.

Speaker 3 (26:04):
Really, I mean that fourth quarter was just like one
of the best, like one of the best college roll
games in the history of the game.

Speaker 7 (26:11):
Well, he says, no matter who wins, Tonight's Peach Bowl
to face Miami on January nineteenth.

Speaker 4 (26:15):
There is a Miami connection.

Speaker 7 (26:17):
Indiana's Heisman Trophy winning quarterback Fernando Mendoza is from South
Florida and coach Mario Christobal left Oregon to come home
to the Canes. Miami hasn't been in a title game
since two thousand and three, Yeah, when they lost to
Ohio State and the Fiesta Bowl. Their last championship was
in two thousand and one.

Speaker 2 (26:36):
Are they one of the only programs jack to get
the death penalty from the NCAA? Like, remember when SMU
got it for all the cheating and stuff they did
all the Yeah.

Speaker 3 (26:44):
I remember they were in trouble.

Speaker 6 (26:46):
I don't remember the details on Miami, but it's tough.
I want to see Miami win unless it's Indiana they're
playing right.

Speaker 3 (26:52):
Yeah, I don't know. I'm not a fan of college football.
I just kind of watch from a distance. But I
know one thing that two thousand and one, my Hurricane
football team is regarded as like the greatest, most popular,
most hated, most beloved, most room dividing college football team
in its history.

Speaker 7 (27:10):
Well over on the pro side, the attorney representing former
Tampa Bay buccaneer Antonio Brown and his second degree attempted
murder trial.

Speaker 4 (27:18):
Is asking that he'd be able to travel to Tampa
for business.

Speaker 7 (27:21):
Defense attorney Mark Eiglarsh says, the former NFL player just
wants to work and see his family. And I do
mean family. Listen to these numbers and judge.

Speaker 15 (27:31):
When he's not working, he will be with his children
who are at his home in Tampa. He's eager to
spend time with them when he's not working. How many
a five year old, an eight year old, a ten
year old, an eleven year old, and his common law
wife who's pregnant with their new child.

Speaker 7 (27:48):
All right, prosecution, if I were him, he'd probably want
to stay in jail.

Speaker 3 (27:51):
You got him some a little basketball team.

Speaker 7 (27:53):
And the prosecution objected to the motion, calling Brown a
flight risk. The judge granted the motion to travel for
later this month.

Speaker 16 (28:00):
Only.

Speaker 7 (28:00):
Brown is currently out on bond and where's an ankle monitor?
He's accused of injuring another man by firing a weapon
outside a Miami boxing match in may Man.

Speaker 4 (28:10):
What hey, if nothing else.

Speaker 7 (28:12):
He could take advantage of this next deal. SeaWorld and
Aquatica in Orlando are offering free admission for preschoolers. Admission
fees will be way for the entire year with a
preschool card. Parents or guardians, you got to register your
child online by February third, and the first visit must
be made by March first. A valid form of ID
and the parents' Florida address are.

Speaker 4 (28:33):
Required as well.

Speaker 7 (28:34):
But with school breaks and spring break coming up, always
looking for something to do that's not going to break
the bank. Yeah, that's a great option, sure is all right.
Maybe you're looking to do something good to start off
the new year on this beautiful weekend before it gets
cold on Monday. So Daytona Beach residents, you're invited to
help clean up a historic property. A cleanup will take

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place Sunday at Pinewood Cemetery on Main Street from nine
to three.

Speaker 4 (28:58):
How old is this cemetery? It is one of the
city's oldest.

Speaker 7 (29:02):
It contains the bodies of some early settlers and prominent families.
This is over in day twenty beach.

Speaker 2 (29:07):
I will go that there are graves in there from
eighteen oh two.

Speaker 4 (29:13):
Okay, give me a total number.

Speaker 3 (29:15):
I'm going to go one hundred.

Speaker 4 (29:17):
And sixty years, one hundred and sixty years.

Speaker 3 (29:18):
Oh, I see what you're saying. Yeah, I'll go two.

Speaker 7 (29:20):
Hundred okay, uh three fifty closest is Jackets one hundred
and fifty two years old.

Speaker 3 (29:25):
Damn really yeah.

Speaker 7 (29:26):
It has fallen into disrepair over the years, though, and
some business owners are trying to change that. Midwest motorcycle
owner at Castro tells Channel nine that people buried at
Pinewood deserve the dignity of having their graves taken care of,
and we're seeing that a lot in central Florida. If
municipalities and owners of these properties aren't going to take
care of them, the community is stepping up and saying, Nah,

(29:47):
these folks deserve better.

Speaker 2 (29:48):
Can we just have that story about the one in
Leesburg exactly? The person who owned the thing just said,
I'm out. I can't make any more money, and it's
actually started overgrowing it.

Speaker 4 (29:57):
It doesn't even.

Speaker 3 (29:57):
Seem especially able to do that.

Speaker 4 (29:58):
It doesn't wait.

Speaker 3 (30:00):
This guy basically just ran out of real estate. He
just locked the doors. Dude, he just locked the doors
in all of that. It's got to be gates.

Speaker 2 (30:06):
Yeah, he just shut it down and took off instead.

Speaker 3 (30:11):
It doesn't make any money, Moore, I'm out.

Speaker 7 (30:12):
And think of all the families that paid up where
it's a five thousand or more to have someone interred there,
only to see that it ends up looking like an overrun,
you know, vacant line.

Speaker 2 (30:21):
And I bet if we took a poll right now,
I bet probably seventy percent of the audience believes that
when you inter one of your loved ones in a
in a cemetery that's in the city limits, that it's
kind of run and maintained by the city.

Speaker 3 (30:35):
Isn't that kind of common knowledge?

Speaker 7 (30:36):
Like or I know that is how it's done in
Mount Dory. I guess it depends on how the contract
for the cemetery was set up, because you could have
religious cemeteries, you could have the municipal own cemeteries.

Speaker 4 (30:46):
I guess it just depends.

Speaker 7 (30:47):
All Right, we've been, you know, marking the anniversary this
week of the Palisades. The Lockman fire is basically the
you know, entire Los Angeles. You know, what's that really
upscale area out there.

Speaker 3 (30:59):
Would right Alta den Altina.

Speaker 7 (31:04):
No, the one on the coast in Caliburnia, Malibu, Malibu
exactly exactly, so a lot that we're seeing a lot
of celebrities taking to the news talking about rebuilding their
homes well. One architect from Malibu is using his expertise
to help rebuild his community after the Palisades Fire. Specifically,
Abe Roy, with Design Equity, didn't lose his home in
last year's fire, but he's now helping those who did

(31:25):
with stronger fire hardened designs. The homes Roy is designing
come without attics and crawl spaces right and then right
yea yeah, just feeds the fire and includes defensible landscaping.

Speaker 4 (31:38):
I don't know what that is, but it's plants with
guns or no plants.

Speaker 7 (31:43):
He's also implementing a multi layered stucco system with a
fire resistant coat that can withstand temperatures up to twenty
two hundred degrees.

Speaker 3 (31:52):
Man, that's impressive.

Speaker 7 (31:53):
The design also features a triple layer fire hardened roof
called a cool roof. Some of the homes all still
have indoor and outdoor sprinkler systems. Roy is currently helping
dozens of families rebuilt.

Speaker 2 (32:05):
I think you're going to see that as we kind
of move forward, and you know, the weather becomes considerably
more unpredictable. Like I told you, I went to the Dominican.
All of those homes in that area that I was in.
We're all solid concrete. Even the roofs were solid foot
thick poured concrete. And then of course we had that
neighborhood over in Tampa that guy built. It's basically hurricane proved.

Speaker 4 (32:24):
Exactly the ones that up on stilts and that, yeah, exactly.

Speaker 2 (32:28):
All the yards are built to drain quickly. Yeah, the
houses are sealed up in a certain way. It's actually
very cool.

Speaker 7 (32:35):
And all of those properties did survive. Not I mean
last year, of course, we didn't have any landfalling hurricanes,
but in the year before they proved their metal. And
that concludes your JCS news.

Speaker 4 (32:48):
Do do do terrible terrible performance?

Speaker 11 (32:52):
Jack?

Speaker 3 (32:52):
Okay, I'm worried for Jack.

Speaker 4 (32:53):
Terrible terrible performance. That was kind of my best performance
to date.

Speaker 2 (32:57):
All right for US seven nine one six one over
one texts zero three. All right, we come back. We'll
do sink or Sale and Embers only right after this
hang lose.

Speaker 1 (33:07):
Get ready to text your vote for sinc or Sale
coming on next on the Jim Colbert Show show.

Speaker 2 (33:29):
That's right, guys have for another primetime kitchen here on
Real Radio one zero four point one of the Jim
Colbert show featuring our good friend Faiaz Car, the restaurant
critic for The Orlando Weekly. We'll get to fives in
just one second. First things first, a big shout out
to tools Axes Hardware in Central Florida, fourteen of these locations,
and man, let me tell you if you want to
step up your backyard cooking action, these guys have every

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have all the great smoking woods, the pellets, the rubs,
the marinades, and so much other cool stuff for your
backyard to make that area like everything you want for

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spring and summer coming up, which will be here before
you know. And find yours at Toolsacehardware dot com. Guys
good in loud for mister Fiascara Food Day, my man,
Happy New Year, Buddy house Things.

Speaker 5 (34:26):
Happy New Year, good good. I'm actually doing the show
right now, and then heading straight off to the airport.
Where are you going, Orlando?

Speaker 4 (34:34):
Oh you?

Speaker 3 (34:35):
Oh what what?

Speaker 4 (34:37):
Yeah?

Speaker 5 (34:37):
It was the only time like we were here for
three weeks till the holidays.

Speaker 3 (34:39):
Oh, I did not know that. I thought you were
home for some reason. Not yet, not yet?

Speaker 4 (34:43):
All right?

Speaker 2 (34:44):
Well, I mean, you know, Fiaz goes around Orlando, finds
the best stuff out there, also give some.

Speaker 3 (34:48):
News about what's happening in town.

Speaker 2 (34:50):
And by the way, just to confirm our conversation from yesterday,
you better start making your Valentine's Day reservations now. I
barely got into the restaurant I wanted to get into
last night, and I still had to take an eight
to fifteen time to get in. So you got to
get loose if you if you're if you are looking
to get a Valentine's Day reservation, do it now for

(35:12):
sure by has what you got for versus a week buddy.

Speaker 5 (35:14):
Well, you know, last time I was on the show,
we talked about the top tables I gave you. I
gave everyone a sneak preview. But since then we're on holiday,
so I thought I did. I did the I did
numbers ten to six, so I thought I'd do the
top five short tables of twenty twenty five. These are
the best new restaurants I'd opened. Number five A slap
hand ripped noodles, and that's on Carrier drive. The owner there,

(35:37):
Eric Yang, you know, we actually went to Sheen, China
to learn and to master the art of like ripping
these noodles, and my god, it definitely shows. But don't
pass on their fried skewers. It's called twar. It's sort
of like this, you know, the fried skewers, thews.

Speaker 2 (35:57):
You tried to make it fancy and just realize it's
a bride skewer.

Speaker 5 (36:00):
But the two that you absolutely have to try are
the crispy beef and the chicken gizzards. Outstanding. Honestly, everything
here is so good. Slaphand. I know it's on carrier drive,
but honestly it is worth the drive down there. Number
four was Newy's Tavern. They serve tavern style pizzas of
the highest order. Honestly, every pie is good. It's just

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like whatever whatever conforms to your particular taste. One of
their pies actually even made it onto my Best Bites list,
which we'll talk about a little later, but that was
number four. Number three was the very newly open Osteria
Esker there in Thornton Park, just opened in December. But
I'm telling the food was so good that I had
to put it on my Top tables list. They're Italian

(36:46):
American staples made by chef Michael Cooper, who was at
the Osprey. If you're gonna have one thing, order the
veal chopped Parmesana amazing. Number two was Sparrow the Eurocentric
winebot Really Yes, by Jason and Souchin. It's you know,
it's got that moody aesthetic. It's got it. There's one
of the better martinis in the city. The food is

(37:08):
outstanding courtesy of chef Wendy Lopez, who also runs rays
Muscaleria next door spare Out. Number two and my number one.
The top table of twenty twenty five is June Yes,
June Yes, June and Thornton Park Modern Mexican cuisine. Honestly,

(37:29):
I've eaten everything on the menu and everything was truly outstanding.

Speaker 2 (37:33):
Everybody else, if I has everybody, I know that I
respect their opinion on food says it is a game
changing event when you go and have a meal there.

Speaker 3 (37:42):
No, I just found out that Jim respects my food opinion.

Speaker 2 (37:45):
Yeah, yeah, yeah. Ross has said it was incredible. You've
been there a couple of times and just one.

Speaker 3 (37:48):
Just once I went there. I can only go there
once I went there. I went there for my wife's birthday,
and it absolutely fulfilled the hype. I had a cocktail
there that I've been dreaming about since. They have a
cocktail menu that's just kind of says like melon, strawberry.
One of them just says pepper. They grab the juice.
They freshly juice sweet peppers into a cocktail. I could

(38:13):
write a poem about it.

Speaker 4 (38:14):
Really. It was so good, so memorable.

Speaker 5 (38:17):
But you know, that level of detail that they take
from making pretty much everything in house also also applies
to the food. It's kind of crazy the amount of
time and the level of technique they're taking here. But
you know, it is very much worth going to anybody
out there if you're looking for that special date night
spot or of Valentine's Valentine's Day spot. Perhaps it's not

(38:39):
the most romantic setting, but you can get a little loud,
but it's a beautiful setting. Nonetheless, June is an absolutely
very nice All right, let's get on the best bites, man.
I know that you have on top of the top tables,
you also have best bites, right, Yeah, so I just
picked twelve of the very best bits I've had all year.
Since we're talking about June. One of those bites was
the Hawaiian co canpachi, and compachi is essentially yellowtail. But

(39:02):
you know, June, they specialize not only in modern Mexican food,
but they specialize in live fire cooking, so pretty much
every protein they have is kissed by the by the
flame of Florida oak. So the campachi is definitely one
of them. If you're watching on Jim Corbert Colbert Live
right now, Jack has up some of the images of

(39:23):
these of these twelve. We don't have to go through
all of them, but the image that he has there
right now is the bougie fu at z Asian Vietnamese.
It's on, It's on Colonial outstanding for it's truly I
dream about this far. It's got phone marrow, it's got.

Speaker 3 (39:40):
Real fast about z Asian. So I'm a huge fried
rice guy and I love seeing and learning about the
spectrum that is fried rice. Z Asian has one of
the most unique takes on fried rice because they add
this special season and I asked, they wouldn't tell me
why there's this beautiful light crunch in their fried rice

(40:01):
I mean, I had a wonderful restaurant. Couldn't agree more Fiens.

Speaker 5 (40:04):
Yeah, absolutely, and they keep they hold a lot of
their recipes. They closely guard a lot of them. But
you know, one of the secrets is that you know
they're they're getting their aromatics from the chef's families farm
in Vietnam, which a lot of other restaurants, Vietnamese restaurants
in town don't. So, yeah, if we're just continue on
what you're showing, what you're what Jack is showing there
right now is this pule O Vanjean that I had

(40:27):
had at Normans. It's one of the fansure dishes. But
you know this this was made by Camillo Velasco who
who was at nineteen twenty one, he was at Normans.
He's now at Disney outstanding dish. This was like for
a specific event, we can we can move on to
the you know, to some of the others. What you're seeing.
What you're seeing there is a mushroom. Oh the pulas Vanjean. Yeah,

(40:49):
it was like it's chicken, it's truffle, it's chicken skin.
It's in this uh this van this this essentially it's
a it's a wine based sauce. Outstanding, very French. It
was for the Jacques Papan dinner everyone. Yeah, and he
absolutely killed it here. Now he's not he's not actually
serving us at the restaurant, but he might. It was

(41:09):
that good. The the mushroom hand roll at Moso Nori.
The you know, uh, Chef Henry is getting all his
all his mushrooms from Fungi John. He's like a local
mushroom purveyor. This bite, I mean there's no meat in it,
it's all mushroom. It's like a blast of umami. It's outstanding.
Everybody pretty much everyone eats his degrees. It's one of

(41:30):
the best bites, one of the best hand rolls. That's awesome. Yeah.
The Iraqi kabab at Rausha Mediterranean cuisine down on Turkey
Lake Road. That Iraqi kabab. The secret to that and
again apology's deb is lamb fat. It makes it so
ridiculously succulent. It's probably one of the best kababs you'll
find in the city.

Speaker 4 (41:51):
R A W.

Speaker 5 (41:52):
S h A Rausha. You know, we can go through more,
but you know, that's the koshari at at Cairo Express.
I wanted to point out the rope kotol Reino at
Lima fifteen thirty five, the Peruvian restaurant there in Lake Underhill.
It's the only restaurant in town that's serving this dish.
It's a real culture pepper from the from the andes.

(42:12):
It's stuffed with filet migno, it's raisins, it's all kinds
of stuff in there. It's truly truly out all.

Speaker 3 (42:19):
Right, let's get some breaking news here, a big dog.

Speaker 5 (42:21):
Okay, So the breaking news, uh, and I just wrote
a story about it, but it hasn't been published yet.

Speaker 17 (42:27):
Is that.

Speaker 5 (42:28):
You know, we talked about bar Katta last month, about
Barcotta closing here in Winner Park, and so it's going
to be replaced with the Sushi Saint. So Sushi Saints
is also one of Michael chef Michael Kalantis's concepts. He
has so Seki, he has Purlis Pizza. He you know,
we obviously had bar Kata, but he also has Sushi Saint,
which is another hand roll of bar So he's going

(42:49):
to bring that to that space, to the Barkata space.
But he's saying that the twist in the Sushi Saint
here in Winter Park as opposed to the original one
there on Pittman and Pittman Street down town. Is that
he's going to be offering a lot of dry aged fish.
He's going to be taking advantage of Sosaki, which sits
right next door. He's going to be taking advantage of
so Seqi's dry age dry ager program and implementing it

(43:13):
into sushis saying, so look for it to open next month.

Speaker 3 (43:17):
Very nice.

Speaker 2 (43:17):
And you said something's coming to that coop space. I
can't believe nothing's already not there.

Speaker 5 (43:22):
It's been like I almost like I think two and
a half years and it's just sat there. Finally. Yeah,
So it's going to be a place called Makato's Bakery
and Cafe. It's a local chain actually, they have a
few around town. It's a Colombian bakery and it'll be
serving like a slew of like cakes and pastries and

(43:42):
uh and and desserts of all kinds. They're also going
to have savory items like empanadas. They'll have bunuelos, which
are like a I don't know, it's like a like
a fried dough that's stuffed with sweet or savory fillings.
They specialize in something called the pandamono, which is a
Colombian cheese bread. But you know that facade, that red

(44:03):
barn facade. I asked the owner if you know he's
going to be keeping it in any way, but he
said no, no, no, it'll be given a thorough, thorough makeover.
In fact, he's anticipating a summer twenty twenty six opening.
So you said, there's a lot of work to be done.
But yeah, that that iconic sort of like red building
there that you know we would pass every time we'd
go to Park Avenue is won't be there for much.

Speaker 2 (44:25):
I'll be damn, that's crazy. I cannot believe that hasn't
been taken up. I mean, that's actually not a bad location.
And of course, since it was something else that already
everybody kind of knew about, you would able to just
say the old you know where the old coop was,
and everybody would know where that is.

Speaker 3 (44:38):
I am dned for you to answer this question. It's
coming hot from the texting service. They are wondering, do
you ever just crave a pop tart?

Speaker 5 (44:50):
No?

Speaker 2 (44:51):
No, what is the worst thing you eat? What is
the most common thing that you can sue on weeks?
Like meat loaf you ever have, like it's just a
break a little place. Spaghetti on a on a on
a on a paper plate.

Speaker 4 (45:03):
You know what I made?

Speaker 5 (45:04):
I made? My wife is shouting us in the bedroom.
I made beef erroni earlier this week, and I'm telling
you it was pretty damn good. And you know, it
was the first time I've ever actually made it from scratch. Okay,
so she she couldn't get enough. Just finished the last
batch of it for lunch today.

Speaker 4 (45:21):
And I'm confused.

Speaker 3 (45:21):
Now, you you made beefaroni from scratch? Did you not
have to pack it? Did you make the package?

Speaker 18 (45:27):
Dude?

Speaker 3 (45:28):
He made it from scratch. He made his meat sauce,
then he put the beefaroni.

Speaker 2 (45:31):
Are you the the squirrely pasta?

Speaker 17 (45:35):
There?

Speaker 5 (45:35):
I got some cheese in there. I had pasta.

Speaker 3 (45:38):
Yeah, yeah, Hey, come on, man, it's not that hard. No,
that doesn't come from a factory.

Speaker 2 (45:44):
Yes, that's yeah, that's all right. So what happening? What's
happening with red light red light? Hopefully there's good news.

Speaker 5 (45:55):
Well, you know, so chef Justin Talo, who honestly made
red light, red light, red light, red light into the
the Gastro pub. You know it, truly, truly is she's
going to be leaving at the end of the month.
She's heading off to North Carolina. She's relocating there, and
they're actively looking for another chef to replace her. But chef,
you know, Chef Tantalo, she will be there until the

(46:16):
end of the month. So you have like a month
ago and try her food, because you know, I reviewed
red Light red Light, I think a little more than
a year ago, and I'm telling you everything she was
making there was truly outstanding and of a level that
you wouldn't expect at a beer bar.

Speaker 4 (46:28):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (46:28):
The Brais beans, man, the Brais beans were like crazy.
You'd think it's so simple and you get this plate
of beans and you go diving in and you're like,
damn dude, really good stuff. And of course the best
selection of crab beers I think maybe well they were
the they were the bar that started the crab beer
movement in Orlando.

Speaker 5 (46:43):
Movement. Yeah, and they're still great. So if you want it,
if you want it, if you haven't sampled chef Jeff
Tintalo's fair yet, you know, you have a little more
than a you know, a week or so to do.

Speaker 2 (46:53):
So Fis would you agree that you know, you know,
like Wally's and Will's for a for a liquoric cock
tail is the og in Orlando.

Speaker 3 (47:01):
And I mean if you're getting a craft beer, it's
right light, red light.

Speaker 4 (47:04):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (47:05):
Absolutely yeah.

Speaker 2 (47:07):
So if you go and have one there, I mean
you are literally in the epicenter of what was the
movement in Orlando, and it's it's actually a really hip,
cool spot. And there's so much walkable cool stuff there.
All those little shops that are around red light, very
good shopping. Uh, you know, the the park A CDs
is right there, Easton Markets, right around the corner, So
so much cool stuff in that area.

Speaker 5 (47:26):
Good and justin Todo actually started at Easton Market. She
was the chef and residence there before she moved the
red light, red light cross the street.

Speaker 3 (47:34):
Well, good job, buddy, Thank you for everything.

Speaker 2 (47:36):
And again, if you want to learn more about what
Fias has to offer, go to Orlando Weekly dot com
find his tip jar column, that and much more.

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Violence, all right, no kid.

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Speaker 2 (49:47):
Hey, Jimmy, I'm going to attempt to reverse here a
couple of rubis tonight on my pit, boss Smoker.

Speaker 3 (49:55):
Any suggestions, any tips like that? Good meeting, what's good
meat thermometer?

Speaker 4 (50:01):
There you go, it's a beautiful night. Thanks buddy, fe
You got a tip? Yeah?

Speaker 3 (50:09):
No, I mean here's the thing.

Speaker 2 (50:10):
When you're reverse searing, what he's basically saying is you're
cooking on a low temperature. You're getting the internals to
the temperature desired, and then you're turning your grill up
or your surface up, and then you're searing it at
the end rather than the beginning.

Speaker 4 (50:25):
Right, got it?

Speaker 2 (50:26):
So usually it would be a cast iron skilling on
the top, sear seer knights and crust crusty into the
oven for a few minutes to bring it up to temp.
The reverse is the opposite of that. Cook it slow first,
then see it at the end. A lot of people
I know like it that way.

Speaker 6 (50:40):
So you want to take it out of the oven
early because there's more cooking and be involved with the seer. Well,
you have a you have a temperature, right, so if
you're supposed to be I think medium rares one twenty
five or something like that, So you'd pull it out
it like one ten and then you know, get your
skillet hot and then give a good seal on either side,
let it rest for a few minutes, and then let
it rip.

Speaker 2 (50:58):
I noticed this Christ season a lot of products with
this app, you know, like a remote thermometer.

Speaker 3 (51:08):
Is that have an app? It looks like a pin?

Speaker 16 (51:10):
Right?

Speaker 3 (51:10):
Do you have one of those or do you just
use a traditional old Yeah? I just have an old.

Speaker 2 (51:14):
Actually I have a digital one. It's called it's called
a lollipop. Yeah, and uh it's it's one I've used forever.
It's it's been pretty darn accurate. I probably need a
new one, to be honest with you. You can leave
in because heads birthdays coming up ross yeah yeah, yeah,
right around the corner.

Speaker 4 (51:30):
But month, yeah exactly is it's the next birthday is.

Speaker 3 (51:33):
Coming around again.

Speaker 4 (51:34):
But wait no, it's mine. Yeah.

Speaker 3 (51:36):
It's like a soup, right, it's like a soouve eating
the whole idea of souv eating.

Speaker 4 (51:39):
Yeah, you know what souvite is, cooking it in water right? Yeah?

Speaker 3 (51:42):
Yeah, you got a suv chef in the suv cup.

Speaker 2 (51:45):
Yeah yeah, so you suv is you basically you seal
it up in a plastic bag, right, and you vacuum
pack it, usually with some herbs, maybe rosemary and some
garlic or whatever. You submerge that into what they call
a circulator, which is a bath of water that.

Speaker 3 (52:00):
It brings it up to the perfect cooked temperature.

Speaker 2 (52:02):
In other words, you set your circulator like one ten,
and you dip your steak in there, and you wait
like two hours, and it brings the steak up completely
to one hundred and ten degrees.

Speaker 4 (52:10):
Right.

Speaker 2 (52:11):
Then you take it out of the bag and seer
it off and it's perfectly cooked.

Speaker 4 (52:14):
Somebody asked if you can sue v a steak, and
then syrus it can.

Speaker 3 (52:18):
Matter of fact, that's the that's when you sou v.
That's what you're doing.

Speaker 2 (52:21):
You're cooking it perfectly inside so each so the steak
is exactly the same temperature. And then you're crispin up
the outside to get that malleard to defect so that
the fat crystallizes and it gives you that great beefy flavor.

Speaker 6 (52:32):
And if you only have a stainless steel pain perfect
and you don't have as iron pain, you can do
it stainless steel.

Speaker 2 (52:38):
Can I tell you I actually prefer stainless steel to
do my to do my searing. I do like cast iron,
but sometimes it gets too hot and it can be
hard to control. Because it holds heat so well, I
believe I can maintain stains a little bit better.

Speaker 4 (52:54):
And I got a big one.

Speaker 3 (52:54):
It's awesome.

Speaker 4 (52:55):
So you can stop breaking.

Speaker 3 (52:56):
So you have stuff room to be a better cook.

Speaker 4 (53:00):
Yes, I do.

Speaker 3 (53:01):
I always have room to be a better cook, for sure.
When you when you serve it, do you say, now, Tori,
the plate is a no no, no, no no no.

Speaker 2 (53:09):
She actually I got to tell you, man, she cooks
a damn good steak. She's made me the best steak
I've had in the last like six months. And she
put something on it I've never put on a steak before,
and I found it odd. I was like, gonna cook
me a steak. She puts kumi on it, like the
same thing that gives you like the taco meat flavor,
but it doesn't have that flavor when you cook up
a steak.

Speaker 3 (53:27):
It was weird.

Speaker 17 (53:28):
Man.

Speaker 3 (53:28):
The last seak I had made me angry?

Speaker 4 (53:30):
How's that?

Speaker 3 (53:31):
Because I had a coupon, so I ran with it.
And it was expensive. I appreciate it. So I was like, yeah,
let me I with the coupon, let me get their
top notch steak. And it was a prime what's the
big fat fat flat one prime red prime red. I
faked it till I made it. I tried to enjoy it.
Not a primary guy. I'm not a primary guy. I

(53:53):
like you know, actually I like New York trips or
rib ive. Yeah, I'll eat that too. I like that
fat cap baby, that's my nickname in the house, fat Cap.

Speaker 2 (54:02):
All right, all right, well, speaking of ITOD, Welcome back
to the Jim Colbert Show on Jim there's deb Hello
Jack and Ross, I have one weird food question for you,
food guru.

Speaker 4 (54:11):
H we do have a food topic coming up right now.

Speaker 3 (54:13):
So I've heard I've heard this before. Put your index
finger and your thumb together, right, yeap, and then that's
medium rare. It's pretty close.

Speaker 2 (54:22):
But I have to tell you you that gets kind
of st on a lot, like a lot of chefs
will be like that's a I find it actually pretty accurate.
You don't have to put your hand together. But the
webbing of your hand is what Ross is talking about
the meat of your throat. But the important part of
that little trick is don't extend your hand. Let your
hand relax. Is if you extend your hand, in other words,

(54:42):
you make your hand wider, it actually activates the muscle
in there and it makes it stiffer. So what you
want to do is keep it relatively limp right that Jack.

Speaker 4 (54:50):
You got that right?

Speaker 8 (54:50):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (54:51):
Yeah, yeah, relatively limp right.

Speaker 2 (54:53):
And then you start and actually the closer you might hear,
the closer you get to your hand, the more firm
the flesh will be. But usually right there outside your
thumb is medium rare.

Speaker 3 (55:01):
So like what I remember is so your thumb.

Speaker 6 (55:04):
You would touch each finger individually, and the as you
go down your hand, it makes that fleshy part of
the palm of your hand, yeah, softer, which would then
resemble more medium rare.

Speaker 4 (55:17):
To me, it's the webbing. That's how I've always done it.

Speaker 2 (55:19):
The webbing right there, because you when you go as
you move from that part of your hand toward the wrist.

Speaker 3 (55:24):
Oh, you're doing a whole different handsteak thing.

Speaker 4 (55:27):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (55:28):
I always tell you like that, that heel of your hand,
of your hand. You're not gonna tell you I've done.
I did that for years.

Speaker 2 (55:34):
I've cooked so many steaks, man, I can just kind
of push it one time, like that's close. You just
get it out of there and let it rest ten
minutes and then cook it. That's the biggest mistake people
make when they cook beef or really, to be honest
with you, any protein. You gotta let your proteins rest
when you pull them off the heat. It's mandatory if
you want the best tasting and the juiciest proteins. So
pull it off the heat, take it out of the pan,

(55:55):
put on your resting pan, a plate, whatever the case
may be. And also if you're cooking and eating steak,
and you put your on a resting plate, tilt the
plate so the juice runs away from the steak. You
don't want your steak sitting in its juice because you'll
lose the crisp from the malleard defect. I want to
hook a good steak. You and you and say, oh,
that's an easy thing. To a good steak is an

(56:18):
easy thing? They come it is I have home steak,
and then you go out and you have nice steak.
I want to have nice steak at home with the
thee is. I will tell you where again where people
kind of get misled there is. It's the quality of
beef that you're cooking with that really matters.

Speaker 3 (56:32):
It really does.

Speaker 2 (56:33):
So if you're buying grocery store beef, you're gonna be
limited to grocery store beef flavor. If you go to
a butcher and get a good, reputable cut of beef
from a good ranch, you're gonna have a much better
experience with your steak.

Speaker 3 (56:44):
The fat's different too, It's got more flavor. And also,
don't forget restaurant rules. They just throw everything in that butter, butter, butter,
salt or soil, oil, butter, salt, salt, salt. That's why
most people.

Speaker 2 (56:56):
Who are like, you know, health people, and we're gonna
have our friend that was in last year back in here,
uh in a week or so. Uh. But it's restaurants
cooked with a lot of salt and butter. And that's
what makes things taste better. Salt and butter make things
taste better. So whether it doesn't know that, but green
beans are cereal, it doesn't matter.

Speaker 4 (57:10):
I know it, all right.

Speaker 2 (57:12):
So the food topic that we have today, somebody got
a mail there. I think Firing's got his wings.

Speaker 3 (57:21):
So you watch that this year.

Speaker 2 (57:22):
But what are your favorite chicken places? Were talking chicken
chicken like me, it's Popeyes? Oh yeah, Ted just had
a sock.

Speaker 10 (57:31):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (57:32):
Popeye is a great I've been there once in the
past six years. Yeah yeah, Popeyes.

Speaker 2 (57:36):
And can I tell you, I think the last time
I ate there was with the chicken sandwich kind of
craze came through.

Speaker 6 (57:41):
That's exactly when I went, and I was like, damn,
that is good. Actually, the pop customer service is the
worse that pop pies.

Speaker 2 (57:48):
Like going to the post office. Popeyes is not even
there anymore. It's that one and winter Park they shut down. Yeah,
you got your Chick fil A.

Speaker 4 (57:55):
Right, I'm a Popeyes two peas, beans and rice with
a biscuit. Ow, I'm a pitch.

Speaker 3 (58:01):
I'm coming to work, I need lunch and I'm still
in the car. I'm like that Chick fil A is
right there and there's no losing. I mean, the quality
is always consistent and it's great. I'll tell you good
chicken sandwich Culvers. Culvers does have a good chicken sandwich
and fries too. I'm so picky about my chicken, My
go to chicken. The only chicken that I'm really eating
right now. Caesar salad rat. Oh really yeah, that's a

(58:23):
McDonald's product. No, no, it was this supposed to be
fast food. No, yeah, I mean whatever, it's a brewery.

Speaker 4 (58:28):
I keep going.

Speaker 2 (58:29):
Get chicken sear raising canes is something I just had
last year, which chicken strips only, chicken strips only. Still
fantastic Churches never gets mentioned, but they actually do really
good fried chicken and they have fried Opra on their
menu which nobody.

Speaker 3 (58:43):
Has, and it's freaking delicious. It's crunchy but slimy on it.

Speaker 17 (58:46):
Love it.

Speaker 4 (58:46):
But there is one chicken.

Speaker 2 (58:47):
Restaurant that's having a very difficult time these days. As
a matter of fact, there are are only a few
left and all of America, and it looks like there's
a possibility that could they could be going. They only
have VAMPKFC they are, so it's definitely not KFC. And
I'll give you a hint. It's the only place that

(59:07):
a major retailer could put out of business.

Speaker 3 (59:12):
Wow, that's the only place a big box store could
put out of business.

Speaker 2 (59:16):
And we all used to love it, everybody here. I
bet money when this place opened you went there and
you freaking loved it because nobody was doing chicken like
this when it opened up.

Speaker 4 (59:28):
No Jingles, No, it's not Dixie's Chicken.

Speaker 3 (59:31):
No a PDQ.

Speaker 2 (59:33):
Think think about what a big box store, one of
the big box stores could put out of business.

Speaker 4 (59:39):
That's impossible.

Speaker 2 (59:41):
I'm so confused by the premise. Costco could put them
out of business, and so could Sam's. Oh the partiseary Chicken.
Boston Market. Boston Market is the answer.

Speaker 17 (59:53):
Wow.

Speaker 2 (59:53):
Boston Market at one point had three hundred restaurants.

Speaker 3 (59:57):
They're down to twenty.

Speaker 2 (59:58):
Oh my, I remember they were huge. And dude, when
that place opened, and I will tell this is no lie.
The one in winter Park right where Lee Road ends
on seventeen ninety two. And I'm sorry for you guys
who don't live in the area. It's a little boogie
part of town over here in Orlando, not far from
where we are now. That place used to have a
line outside the door for a chicken fast food restaurant.

Speaker 3 (01:00:20):
Nobody had ever had, because all the chicken that we
had had.

Speaker 2 (01:00:23):
At that point because they opened an eighty five. Yeah,
the only chicken was fried chicken. Nobody was doing like
rotisserie chicken that I was unheard of. The sides, corn bread,
and it was Boston Chicken. When it opened up there,
they rebranded the Boston Marit.

Speaker 7 (01:00:35):
Yeah, exactly Chris's favorite restaurants because you could get, you know,
a two piece of chicken with some sides, and.

Speaker 2 (01:00:41):
You would get here's what mine was, green beans, right,
macaroni and cheese, and a half of a chicken like
a breast with the man and that sweet corn bread.
And I'm not even a sweet corn bread guy, but dude,
there's corn bread was so good. And that's kind of
a drag.

Speaker 4 (01:00:54):
It is a drag.

Speaker 2 (01:00:54):
And one of the things they actually say is it's
the grocery stores and it's the big box store selling
chickens for four dollars. People are like, well, I can
get mac and cheese in a box. I can get
a rotissary chicken for six bucks.

Speaker 4 (01:01:06):
And go home.

Speaker 3 (01:01:07):
And that's the cost of one meal from Boston Market.

Speaker 2 (01:01:10):
So they're playing kind of got you know, their entire
business plan got it got taken over by Costco and
No and Sam.

Speaker 3 (01:01:16):
And Bjay's as well.

Speaker 6 (01:01:17):
Right, they had the four ninety nine rerotissary chicken and
I mean I've had him in the past week. I've
had that and Costcos and it's it's two meals.

Speaker 2 (01:01:27):
Yeah, it says, here's a five dollars chicken and you
get two meals.

Speaker 4 (01:01:30):
Out at least, yeah for your family. Yeah, right, and
then you take it.

Speaker 3 (01:01:34):
Then we had chicken salad the next day.

Speaker 4 (01:01:36):
Then you make chicken soup. Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:01:37):
It was such a unique thing that nobody was in
El Poyo Yoko. El Poyo Loco actually started doing it
as well. But if you didn't like the sides that
came with ol Poyo Loco, like if you didn't like
means and rice and plantains. You weren't gonna get the
rotissary chicken, and it wasn't really rotissriy, it was just
roast chicken on a grill, right. And it says here
that restaurant analyst Aaron Allen says that the chain hurt

(01:01:59):
itself by holding its own cost down, a move that
led to reduction and quality, which of course undercut it
further and then they go down and said also a
big issue was the fact that grocery stores and big
chain stores like Costco started selling rotssery chickens for five bucks.

Speaker 4 (01:02:14):
You can't compete.

Speaker 2 (01:02:16):
You can serve your entire family a Boston Market esque
meal with two cans of green beans, a box of
Kraft mac and cheese, and a rosary chicken. You're you
got like eighteen dollars, maybe not even in that entire meal.
And that's one meal or maybe two for your family. Yep,
if you're buying it from the restaurant.

Speaker 3 (01:02:33):
And I'm also looking at this Boston Market, their last
product was the rotisserie chicken nuggets. Oh wow, what that's
a swinging amiss that's not helping, dude.

Speaker 2 (01:02:46):
I don't know about you, guys, man, listen when you
get one of those rotisseries, and I'll just call publics
out for this because they don't. I don't know that
Costco or Sam's. Do they do flavors or just they
they don't. They don't do lemon, pepper or melo. Now, dude,
the big gues. The one of the biggest hacks out
there is you go to public so and you ut
that Moho Brian's chicken, that roast chicken if you get

(01:03:08):
it when it comes off the rotissary. But I'm telling you,
I don't care. I don't care what you say. You
could cut a piece of that meat off that chicken
and serve it at a restaurant. It is perfect, flavor,
is absolutely delicious. And that's what we did when we
were broke. We would go buy these rotisserie chickens or
their pork and then get it and just get tortillas
and start making like chicken tacos.

Speaker 3 (01:03:28):
I could feed my entire family for like twenty bucks.
Hell yeah, Boston Market. The only thing this is breaking
news to me that it was called Boston Chicken. Yeah,
oh yeah, it was Boston Chicken. At first.

Speaker 4 (01:03:39):
I got into the game when it was just a
little BM.

Speaker 3 (01:03:42):
It was just Boston Market.

Speaker 4 (01:03:45):
Probably don't want to be called BM.

Speaker 18 (01:03:46):
No, no, yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:03:48):
Yeah.

Speaker 6 (01:03:48):
So the other thing about these rotistry chickens, I know,
the ones that b J San costco are much larger
than the ones at publics Publics that costs like eight
and change it is, yeah, and it's under five dollars
small both the box stores. But I'm more now I
heard it. It's like they inject saline in it to
get it bigger or something. So I don't know how
healthy they.

Speaker 3 (01:04:09):
Are, but it's you mean from the ones at the
box stores. Yeah, they're bigger.

Speaker 4 (01:04:13):
I don't know.

Speaker 2 (01:04:13):
You know, there are two, Like when you buy chicken
at the store, you can buy a friar chicken or
a roaster chicken, right, a young roaster. Yeah, and the
roasters are bigger, like you know, friars are usually anywhere
from four to maybe five and a half pounds as
I've known. Roasters are like from six to eight and
a half pounds, and they're you know, much bulkier and
chunkier and so delicious, god damn hungry.

Speaker 4 (01:04:34):
Yeah, yeah, you're sweating right, Sorry, but I don't mean
to do that.

Speaker 2 (01:04:38):
Yodur all right, four seven nine four one text us
at seven seven zero three one. Look, there's a there's
a thief out there, guys, and it's the creepiest thief ever.

Speaker 3 (01:04:51):
I'll tell you a little bit about him next.

Speaker 17 (01:05:08):
Hey, j C Crew, what's going on?

Speaker 4 (01:05:09):
This is ray mellow for me?

Speaker 20 (01:05:12):
I love Boston Market, going corral and pokes on customer
retistory chicken. But I love the retistry chickens that they make.
And when you go to a Hispanic but Digga, I
have one. It can send me that. Go to anitles
where they make the best retisserie chicken and you get
a lunch alongside with rice and beans, plant teens, a
little bit of a yuka and everything.

Speaker 10 (01:05:33):
It's like it puts a smile on my face.

Speaker 3 (01:05:35):
Have a great weekend, folk, Thanks, I appreciate it.

Speaker 4 (01:05:38):
What's up?

Speaker 8 (01:05:38):
Colbert Crew?

Speaker 9 (01:05:39):
Brian here, first time hot taker.

Speaker 3 (01:05:41):
Listen to the podcast.

Speaker 4 (01:05:42):
So I'm always a day behind anyway.

Speaker 10 (01:05:45):
For all of you.

Speaker 5 (01:05:45):
Besides Ross, you're all insane.

Speaker 3 (01:05:48):
If you think San fran is beating Philly, Philly is
going to put that bta.

Speaker 5 (01:05:52):
Look it up. If you don't know what that means,
beat that at birds. Have a good day, Good.

Speaker 9 (01:05:58):
Luck, this week.

Speaker 14 (01:05:59):
You're the only one with that pick.

Speaker 21 (01:06:01):
Good afternoon, Culvert and Company's concrete Mike. Now know what
y'all getting into besides talking on the radio. Today My
day went sideways. Put my window down, put it back
up later on, and the inside of the door assembly
part that moves the window decided it was going to
sheer off. So now we've been to a junk yard
and bought the part, and I'm currently taking my door

(01:06:22):
apart to get inside and change out all that.

Speaker 3 (01:06:25):
And that is a pain so I can close my window.

Speaker 2 (01:06:27):
Such a pain in the ass too. Yeah, now it
is such a pain in the ass. One of my
old cars did that very thing.

Speaker 3 (01:06:35):
It is a nightmare.

Speaker 6 (01:06:36):
The pain of the ass is that that tar stuff
they put on that think the paper, that hole in
the place.

Speaker 3 (01:06:41):
You get that all over when you're doing it. It's
so bad. He's got an older vehicle. I think dower vehicles.
It might be a lot worse to actually try and
work on. All right, work on new.

Speaker 4 (01:06:50):
Cars for.

Speaker 3 (01:06:52):
Text seven seven zero three one. Welcome back.

Speaker 2 (01:06:53):
I'm Jim, there's deb Hello, Jack and Ross. It's true
a little known fact about me. We've never talked about
this junkyard one of my favorite places on.

Speaker 4 (01:07:01):
The in the world checks out.

Speaker 3 (01:07:06):
Tracks.

Speaker 2 (01:07:08):
Yeah, so I built a couple of cars back in
the day, and it was just for necessity. It wasn't
like I was trying to build them because I was
building like race cars or anything. And you know, when
you don't have any money, you go to the junkyard
you try to find parts. My dad actually taught me
to do that. And I find that when I go
to junk yards, I'm like, I'm mesmerized by how much
junk is there. And I know that sounds ridiculous, but

(01:07:30):
at one point those cars were perfectly fine, and now
they're all junk. They're sitting there and it looks like
half of them you could just kind of hop in
and drive away. But obviously they have big problems. But man,
I love going to the junk yard. And when they
told them ounted it. By the way, when there's a wreck,
like nobody goes in and takes stuff out. So if
you go there the day that certain cars are dropped
off and they put them on the on the yard
for the very first time, you can dig around in

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the glove compartment and look under the seats.

Speaker 3 (01:07:56):
And find like all kinds of crazy stuff. I'm serious,
it's nuts.

Speaker 4 (01:07:59):
I love it.

Speaker 3 (01:08:00):
I don't think I've ever been to a car junk
yard in my life.

Speaker 4 (01:08:03):
Oh really, no, no need.

Speaker 3 (01:08:04):
We can make some content if you'd like.

Speaker 4 (01:08:06):
I mean, what are we gonna find there?

Speaker 3 (01:08:08):
I mean junk.

Speaker 2 (01:08:09):
Well, you have two brand new cars now, but I
mean back when you had your wife's truck. I mean,
we could easily go there and find something for your
wife's truck.

Speaker 7 (01:08:15):
Oh, the fun part would be to take him to
a junkyard pull off apart and then ask him to
describe what it is.

Speaker 4 (01:08:20):
You didn't know what it is.

Speaker 3 (01:08:21):
I'm holding everything like dirty underwear, just the part you're
looking at, all right, seven seven zero three to one.

Speaker 10 (01:08:29):
All right.

Speaker 2 (01:08:29):
So out of Pennsylvania, a Lancaster County man is facing
more than five hundred charges because they discovered a hundred
of these.

Speaker 3 (01:08:41):
In his house.

Speaker 4 (01:08:42):
Don't look at me. I know the story.

Speaker 2 (01:08:44):
That's five per one of those. Yeah, five hundred of these.
Thirty four year old Jonathan Gerlac.

Speaker 4 (01:08:52):
Come on, Girlac, perfect name to scream if you're a principal.

Speaker 2 (01:08:57):
But they tracking down, they found him actually in the
in the act of stealing and then when they went
back to his house, or like, oh, good Lord of mercy,
he's got five hundred of these or one hundred of these.

Speaker 3 (01:09:10):
Okay, it's not child porn. It's not child porn. This
wouldn't be the news story.

Speaker 4 (01:09:15):
It would not.

Speaker 3 (01:09:15):
You wouldn't be asking like this.

Speaker 4 (01:09:16):
No, no, no, with that much levity. I agree.

Speaker 3 (01:09:19):
Yeah, not child porn. Not child porn.

Speaker 2 (01:09:21):
Next, it is an object of stamps, food stamps, not
food stamps.

Speaker 3 (01:09:26):
It's weird that you guys said the both thing. Well,
mine was smarter, okay, was it?

Speaker 2 (01:09:30):
No, think of something very unique, and it would be
very difficult to zella excess.

Speaker 3 (01:09:38):
No, no, no xboxes, no PlayStations.

Speaker 4 (01:09:41):
I would have gotten.

Speaker 2 (01:09:43):
He was found with five or excuse me, more than
five hundred charges.

Speaker 3 (01:09:46):
They found him with more than one hundred hands, human hands,
one charge for each finger.

Speaker 2 (01:09:52):
Human skeletons, one hundred human skeleton at his home. This
is one of the creepiest stories I've read in a minute.
He busted into over twenty sixm mausoleums and vaults, and
he stole everything from bodies that were over one hundred

(01:10:15):
years old to babies that have only been there a
couple of months. Not cool, bro, He damaged all of
the masoleums. They actually found him walking out of a
graveyard with a crowbar in his hand and a burlap
sack full of parts the original junkyard.

Speaker 4 (01:10:29):
Yeah, yeah, man.

Speaker 2 (01:10:32):
He took about thirty sets of human remains and showed
them the graves that he stole from. He said the
detectives that they walked into a horror movie when they
went into his house. He said, it was an unbelievable scene.
Some of these are two hundred years old, some of
them obviously much newer. One that still had the pacemaker
attached to the body. Oh, inside its chest.

Speaker 4 (01:10:54):
This one has a pacemaker.

Speaker 3 (01:10:57):
Okay, what's he doing with them? The funny thing is,
so what do you what do you think they thought
he was doing with him?

Speaker 4 (01:11:04):
Now there's type situation.

Speaker 3 (01:11:06):
There's no evidence that he was doing this. There were
skulls all over his house.

Speaker 2 (01:11:10):
Some of the skeletons had been kind of put together
with parts, even if they weren't like from the same body.
He was Frankensteining, not Franken Signing. I said, ween, we
actually had a case like this in Orlando, I believe
up in DeLand, did we not. He was making his
mom back new selling them. Remember that guy, wasn't it

(01:11:33):
in DeLand, Deborah DeLand or Deltone or something where they
caught somebody like taking body part or taking ske or
trying to sell skeletal parts. They tried to sell a
skull and a femur or something like that. And in
some colleges will buy them, but they buy them from
the the you know, you you have to agree to
do it, and then they get you know, you sell
your body to science so that students can learn, and

(01:11:55):
and that's what they were doing. This guy, however, was
part of a website, I guess a face book group
that they're investigating called Human Bones and Skull Selling Group.

Speaker 4 (01:12:06):
They weren't even trying to hide it.

Speaker 2 (01:12:08):
Really smart guys here, not even an acronym. It says
some remains were in various states. Some were hanging as
it were, some were pieced together, some were skulls on
a shelf. And they're saying, like, this is supposed to
be a quaint little town, and now you have somebody
with a bunch of bodies in their house.

Speaker 3 (01:12:25):
Bones right, there's no like you know, yeah, no, no, no,
no bodies and sinyways like he took the life, he
was just moving the former life.

Speaker 2 (01:12:34):
He said that the police chief said that this is
one of the most disturbing cases he's ever dealt with.
And the reason why is he says, it's one of
the things that got him. He is like, those are
the final resting places of people, and this guy was
just like them, indiscriminately disturbing their final resting place. And
these families apparently that that had their graves are losing

(01:12:56):
their minds, like they're coming completely unglued.

Speaker 3 (01:12:58):
What do you mean half of them is in Minnesota
and the other half of them is in Alabama.

Speaker 2 (01:13:03):
I wonder if you have if that happens, if somebody
like stole your your your bones, well no, no, somebody
from your family somebody broken and stole like a family
member's bones.

Speaker 3 (01:13:13):
Do you have to go through the whole burial process?

Speaker 7 (01:13:15):
Again, I don't even know how you'd identify which bones
were those of your family member unless.

Speaker 4 (01:13:20):
DNA, I guess. I mean you can extract it from
the teeth. Yeah, but that's that's not a cheap process.

Speaker 3 (01:13:25):
So it's not going to be cheap.

Speaker 7 (01:13:26):
But I mean, it depends on how long they've they've
been buried because you know, DNA is going to degrade
over time.

Speaker 2 (01:13:31):
Yeah, I know, But look, man, if you know, if
if you know you're a parent and you had you know, god,
if you had a you know, child pass early or
something like that, and you know, going back to the
grave was one of those things of solace that you got,
and then then you go back one day and it's
open and your kid's bones are gone. I don't know

(01:13:52):
that there's a cost that I wouldn't kind of incur
to find out what that is and to put my
child back in the resting place. And that's an extreme case.
But I mean I think you may be maybe able
to find the wherewithal But you don't read funeral.

Speaker 3 (01:14:05):
You don't think so no, because it's going to be
super awkward when there's like half as many people there.
So you just put them back in there and cover
right back up.

Speaker 4 (01:14:12):
There are internment ceremonies like to reinter someone.

Speaker 3 (01:14:16):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:14:16):
It's not full funeral though, yeah, because in certain cases,
I mean, like say, like in a legal case, if
you had to exum a body because maybe they're the
question that the cause of death was in question, right,
you know, you rebury that person.

Speaker 3 (01:14:29):
I don't know if you have to go through the
same rites or not.

Speaker 7 (01:14:33):
It depends on how they were buried in the first place.
Maybe religiously, you know, I don't. But like what Ross
was saying, you wouldn't need to do like a whole
funeral ceremony.

Speaker 2 (01:14:43):
Once again, but Judaism is really strict when it comes
to burials.

Speaker 4 (01:14:47):
Is it not right away? Yeah, within twenty four hours,
I think before sundown, right.

Speaker 2 (01:14:51):
Right, Yes, it's right away. And then there are a
bunch of other I think, aren't there a bunch of
other rules that go with that. I don't know about Catholics, Christians,
I mean I don't. I for me, I don't think Judaism.

Speaker 7 (01:15:01):
It's just a simple plain coffin pine cone, you know,
a pine wood coffin. There's no satin or anything. Yeah,
I know with with Muslim you have to be facing
a certain direction toward mecca.

Speaker 3 (01:15:12):
Oh really didn't know that either. I didn't know about
this hole. You got to do it right away. That
means some people passed with the short straw at the
wrong time, like late at night. You know, if it's
close to midnight, that's a close call. I don't think
Jews do autopsies either, do they not?

Speaker 7 (01:15:26):
That it depends on how orthodox you are and if
you're a victim of crime. But the one thing I
love about Judaism and death is that they never leave
the body alone.

Speaker 3 (01:15:34):
All right, Yeah, somebody has to stay with it.

Speaker 4 (01:15:35):
Someone is with them all the time, so you never
have to worry about them being you know, defiost.

Speaker 3 (01:15:42):
I remember my English teacher in high school and she
told me it was like, yep, they're gonna have to
chop off my legs when I die because she had
a bunch of tattoos. Oh really yeah. I thought like,
this is a weird way to get into adverts.

Speaker 4 (01:15:57):
You can't have tattoos and be buried in a.

Speaker 3 (01:16:00):
Well as a Junior're not supposed to tattoosed all anyway,
are you?

Speaker 2 (01:16:03):
No?

Speaker 3 (01:16:04):
Especially when you die though, I think you're supposed to
get your your legs chopped off.

Speaker 4 (01:16:07):
Well, I don't keep you out of the cemetery if
you have tattoos.

Speaker 2 (01:16:10):
I don't think you get that, you know, I don't
think you get that. The doctor says it. Look, man,
I don't think you have three months and you run
right into the tatt artist.

Speaker 3 (01:16:17):
I think she convinced me that. I was like, yeah,
when I passed, they're lopping them off. They're taking these
dogs off because they were just filled with tattoos. Because
she wanted to get buried in a certain place.

Speaker 4 (01:16:29):
Uh yeah, and you have to be buried in a
what's the word consecrated? That would be Catholic?

Speaker 3 (01:16:35):
Yeah, no, no, it's not consecrated.

Speaker 4 (01:16:37):
It was, is it?

Speaker 3 (01:16:39):
Oh man, I'm gonna say something stupid.

Speaker 4 (01:16:40):
You're ready?

Speaker 3 (01:16:41):
What what would be the equal to kosher when it
comes to the land that Jews would be buried on?
Isn't that it's sacred? But there's another word for it,
isn't there?

Speaker 4 (01:16:50):
I don't know that, all right?

Speaker 2 (01:16:53):
Four seven nine four one text us at seven seven
zero three one.

Speaker 4 (01:16:58):
What the tattoo was a baby?

Speaker 3 (01:17:00):
And I always felt bad, Like, damn dude, bandies getting
it too somebody first?

Speaker 7 (01:17:05):
Someone just texted us at seven seven zero three one.
Judaism and every part has to be buried.

Speaker 4 (01:17:10):
At the same time.

Speaker 2 (01:17:11):
That's why no autopsy, Yeah, right, because they would take
out parts for the autopsy things of that nature.

Speaker 4 (01:17:16):
So that means no.

Speaker 3 (01:17:18):
That means no uh, embalming or anything like that either.

Speaker 4 (01:17:21):
Right, Well, no, but they're buried within the next twenty
four hours.

Speaker 6 (01:17:26):
However, they no longer they don't remove tattoos. If someone
has tattoos when they die, it does not prevent them
from receiving a Jewish burial.

Speaker 3 (01:17:33):
Nice, and they can be in a Jewish graveyard because
they say that's a common misconcept.

Speaker 4 (01:17:38):
Got all right, all right for a seven nine one
second magic underwear for Mormons over that one true.

Speaker 3 (01:17:43):
Text us at seven seven zero three one.

Speaker 2 (01:17:46):
Yeah, they have the magic underwear, right, Yeah, I've seen it. Yeah,
what do you guys think zebra striping is? Don't answer,
I'll tell you next.

Speaker 22 (01:17:57):
O'hana first, the little Friday of the New Year. That
definitely been a great week. When it comes to the
counterfeit pen, the chemical and the pen works on all
paper money's been printed on. They keep the same composition
in the production of the paper. They changed little things
here and there, but it will not affect the pen.
Use it on any bill, and the hundred is actually

(01:18:19):
the most counterfeited bill in the world. So use your pens, people,
keep them handy.

Speaker 2 (01:18:24):
Hello, Hello, Hi, it's just about people using fake fifty
dollar bills.

Speaker 4 (01:18:30):
People.

Speaker 5 (01:18:30):
In twenty twenty six, using fifty dollars bills in general
in a retail environment.

Speaker 9 (01:18:39):
So I'm sitting behind a Whammo apparently they don't make
a rite on red, and there's like ten cars behind
me blowing the horn.

Speaker 17 (01:18:48):
I don't know what's.

Speaker 4 (01:18:49):
Ah wit, I don't know. Did you guys hear about
the Waimo that went and drove on the train tracks? No?

Speaker 7 (01:18:59):
Yeaher took a mad dash out of the back seat
because the Waymo just kept driving. Oh my goodness, there
were commuter trains going around. We mos like, I gotta
get to my destination.

Speaker 4 (01:19:09):
All right?

Speaker 2 (01:19:10):
Four seven nine four one text seven seven zero three one.
I'm Jim debis here, Jack and Ross.

Speaker 3 (01:19:16):
And the Waymo's defense humans do that all the time.

Speaker 2 (01:19:19):
Yeah, picked the porn this hour for prizes our final
package of four tickets to Monster Jam coming up tomorrow
plus a pit pass.

Speaker 3 (01:19:28):
Yeah, that'll be up for grabs.

Speaker 4 (01:19:29):
Or pick the porn.

Speaker 3 (01:19:30):
We'll have Ross talks att bit later as well.

Speaker 2 (01:19:33):
So I asked about uh zebra striping, and it is
in conjunction with what's happening this month.

Speaker 4 (01:19:45):
This month New Year's resolutions.

Speaker 2 (01:19:48):
Well, this month is a specific month, and I think
they do it every year, Like every year it's a
it's like this, Martin Luther King Junior, Dry January?

Speaker 4 (01:19:57):
Right dry?

Speaker 2 (01:19:58):
Does anybody do that? Are you a dry January person?
I mean, like, I did not mean to look at
you apologize. I was wondering about that. Well, I don't
think the four of us are taking part. I know
other people are, and I'm wondering if it's enough where
it affects alcohol sales.

Speaker 3 (01:20:19):
Oh yeah, one hundred percent, you think so. I know
for a fact, I've just been at a lot of
bars in January. Yeah, and the service is way better.

Speaker 4 (01:20:29):
Yeah. That says about.

Speaker 2 (01:20:30):
Thirty percent of Americans participated in dry January last year,
which is an increase. Or hold on a second, let's
you're about ThReD percent of an increase of thirty thirty
six percent from the year before I got you there
you go, So, yeah, thirty percent. So one out of
three Americans or so opted for dry January, which obviously
would put a dent in the old cat register if
you owned a bar or a restaurant that served alcohol.

Speaker 3 (01:20:52):
I've had like long conversations with bartenders in years past
about how bartenders restaurants they make less money that servers
and bartenders do not make as much as they usually
do in January.

Speaker 4 (01:21:05):
Yeah.

Speaker 7 (01:21:06):
Well, yeah, everyone's broke. The holidays are over, the festive
season is over, you're not going out with friends and family.

Speaker 2 (01:21:11):
Life sucks, And be honest with you, that's probably half
of why dry January. We can't afford to dream much.
It's not because it's good for us. We can't afford
to it's not. But zebra striping kind of comes into this.
What do you think zebra striping is in regards to
drag January? And I think this is the biggest crock.

Speaker 3 (01:21:30):
Of all time.

Speaker 4 (01:21:32):
I can't wait to defend it.

Speaker 3 (01:21:33):
Okay, very nice drinking every other day. God, you are
so close every other weekend, so close?

Speaker 4 (01:21:41):
Oh wow.

Speaker 2 (01:21:43):
Zebra striping is a new way to describe what many
of us have already kind of been doing for years,
interspersing non alcoholic SIPs with alcoholic drinks throughout the night.

Speaker 4 (01:21:53):
Oh so it's drink water, drink water, drink water.

Speaker 2 (01:21:56):
It is, but instead of the water, what they're telling
you to do is drink alcohol whole drink, and then
a non alcoholic drink so that you still keep that
vibe going. I guess It's not like you're going from
beer to water, beer to water, but you're going, let's say,
you know, old fashion into like a Shirley temple or
a mock tail of some sort or whatever, and then
back out of that and.

Speaker 3 (01:22:17):
They call that zebra stripe.

Speaker 4 (01:22:18):
I don't care if I say it. That was hot.

Speaker 3 (01:22:23):
We're both married. Everything's good, everyone's comfortable.

Speaker 4 (01:22:25):
That was hot.

Speaker 3 (01:22:27):
What'd you say?

Speaker 4 (01:22:27):
What'd you say? It was just this Shirley temple. I
love Shirley temples.

Speaker 3 (01:22:32):
Yeah, well it wasn't like that, right, No, no, no,
I mean that was still warm, but the first time was.

Speaker 4 (01:22:37):
Hot, it says.

Speaker 2 (01:22:38):
Here's the zebra striping trend isn't just here to stay.
It's poised to accelerate during dry January and beyond. This
is what a beverage alcohol executive said. The latest data
from NIQ shows that forty seven percent of on premise
visitors already engage in zebra striping, and what's revealing is
ninety three percent of consumer purchasing non alcoholic beer, wine

(01:23:02):
and spirits are also buying traditional alcohol products as well,
which confirms that they're using this technique to keep their
alcohol consumption down. And I will tell you I did
not do that every other drink do you?

Speaker 17 (01:23:14):
Guys?

Speaker 3 (01:23:15):
Do you do that?

Speaker 4 (01:23:15):
Jack?

Speaker 3 (01:23:16):
You do the drink water? Drink water only in specific occasions.

Speaker 6 (01:23:21):
If it's going to be like a long day of
drinking and I want to pace myself, I will definitely
alternate to make sure I'm staying hydrated.

Speaker 3 (01:23:28):
But you know, and not overdoing it.

Speaker 2 (01:23:30):
And really that's half the battle, right, Just get enough
water in your system so it doesn't allow the alcohol
to take over your blood anything where it might be
more than let's say, for drin yea yea.

Speaker 17 (01:23:39):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:23:39):
You do you do this? Ross?

Speaker 2 (01:23:41):
No, Yeah, I have to tell you I just started
doing it like the last couple of years, and it's
because I got mega hammered one time because I drank
too much. And my wife said, you know, if you
just will drink a glass of water between each of
those drinks.

Speaker 3 (01:23:56):
You will not feel like this and then won't have
that effect.

Speaker 7 (01:23:59):
You don't do this, right, Yeah, it depends, like Jack said,
it depends on the situation.

Speaker 2 (01:24:03):
Like if it's a long day, it's a long event.
You know, doesn't matter what you're drinking when you do it,
if you drink beer or is it just liquor. I
find that I only do that when I'm drinking liquor.
I don't do what I'm drinking beer.

Speaker 4 (01:24:13):
I don't drink beer. Oh yeah, yo, yeah, you know.

Speaker 3 (01:24:15):
This actually kind of starts a whole nother conversation for
me because I guess I do this, but I sometimes
I'll go to a place and go I just want
the buzz of one beer. That's all I'm having, So
then I'm going to drink something by the end of
the time being there. So I it's I never drink
thinking full tilt, you know, like, uh, you know we're

(01:24:37):
going ten beers.

Speaker 4 (01:24:38):
I'm not.

Speaker 3 (01:24:38):
I'm never thinking pacing myself because I'm not like, I'm
not gonna get past four beers. You get a buzz
on one beer, yeah, you do, Like I feel it.

Speaker 5 (01:24:47):
I like it.

Speaker 3 (01:24:48):
You get a buzz.

Speaker 4 (01:24:49):
You can you feel one beer?

Speaker 18 (01:24:52):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (01:24:52):
Oh yeah, I can feel it. But I also feel
like I'm good to drive, all right. That's nice to know.

Speaker 4 (01:25:00):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:25:00):
To avoid I four and thirty four, I mean, avoid
a nerd one beer here, right, We're being honest.

Speaker 3 (01:25:08):
I'm Jack's onto something. Avoid a nerd dad with a
Jim corberjow magnet. It's like, wait, wait, you had a beer.
You can drive them? Yeah, yeah, you could drive with it.
It doesn't even register it, does it. You're you're two
hundred pounds, right, you're two hundred pounds. Pretty close, you're
two undred pounds?

Speaker 5 (01:25:26):
No?

Speaker 4 (01:25:26):
What are you?

Speaker 2 (01:25:27):
One ninety? No, get out of here. You're taller than
twelve five. I'm like, no, it's a bout.

Speaker 3 (01:25:33):
Seventy five.

Speaker 2 (01:25:36):
Slender individually yours, your your ankles are one hundred and
seventy five pounds.

Speaker 3 (01:25:40):
I'm telling you right now, I weigh one hundred and
seventy five.

Speaker 2 (01:25:43):
What I'm saying is twelve ounce beer is not going
to affect most grown ass men.

Speaker 3 (01:25:48):
I'm not saying I get hammered and I'm ready to
fight the person next to me. I'm just saying I
can feel alcohol. Probably the first six you could feel
the engine idling.

Speaker 2 (01:25:58):
I can drink a beer right now would be like
drinking a soda. Now, two beers, I feel a little bit.

Speaker 15 (01:26:03):
No.

Speaker 3 (01:26:03):
Five is the wheelhouse? Do you think that might be
a problem. You're sign of a problem because I'm I'm
just fat.

Speaker 4 (01:26:09):
That's all.

Speaker 3 (01:26:10):
No kids surpassed tolerance determining the future how you're drinking
enough to have a tolerance. I'm telling you, guys, well,
if you're telling me that one beer and you don't
feel is zero percent different, not buddy, not even a
little bit. I feel a little different. Yeah, I like
who in this, dude? Who do you think changes the
most after a couple drinks in here?

Speaker 17 (01:26:31):
Ah?

Speaker 4 (01:26:33):
I mean.

Speaker 3 (01:26:37):
That's I've got a vote.

Speaker 17 (01:26:45):
Like you.

Speaker 3 (01:26:46):
Well, can you feel one?

Speaker 18 (01:26:48):
Oh?

Speaker 5 (01:26:48):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (01:26:49):
Can you really?

Speaker 20 (01:26:50):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (01:26:50):
You don't. But we were hanging out during New Year's
and you were perfectly normal.

Speaker 2 (01:26:54):
And I've seen you have a buzz and I mean
you get you get kind of rambunctious, have fun when
you get a bus.

Speaker 4 (01:27:01):
Yeah. Well, I mean we were working that night. Yeah,
it's different, you're right, Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:27:04):
Yeah, yeah. That poker tournament.

Speaker 4 (01:27:08):
Oh my god.

Speaker 2 (01:27:09):
Well here's the thing I've only seen. Can I tell
you I've only seen Jack drunk once in my entire life.

Speaker 18 (01:27:16):
Where was this?

Speaker 3 (01:27:17):
Where do you think it was? Bucks? Busy?

Speaker 17 (01:27:20):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (01:27:20):
That was bad.

Speaker 3 (01:27:21):
That was a bad day for Bradshaw.

Speaker 10 (01:27:23):
Jack.

Speaker 4 (01:27:25):
Where you supposed to go to the Orlando City game?

Speaker 17 (01:27:27):
After that?

Speaker 9 (01:27:28):
Jack?

Speaker 4 (01:27:28):
Do you know what you were doing?

Speaker 3 (01:27:29):
That was a year ago?

Speaker 2 (01:27:31):
Dad?

Speaker 4 (01:27:31):
Do you know what you were doing. Tournament was three.

Speaker 2 (01:27:33):
We're sitting in the wrong Jack Jack in the very
first front of the bus and I look up there
and Jack has his captain's hat on and he's pretending
like he's driving.

Speaker 4 (01:27:47):
He drove a car. He was pretending like it he was.
He was driving.

Speaker 2 (01:27:52):
It was acting like he was driving the bus by man.
That's when our buddy Eric Keller brought all that damn
bourbon on that bus.

Speaker 3 (01:27:59):
And that's it was Eric Faull.

Speaker 4 (01:28:01):
And Jack was drinking all.

Speaker 2 (01:28:02):
That like eagle rare, you know that, well her green bottle.
We were drinking some good ass bourbon that day and
Jack did not stop. Yeah, yeah, I had my plan.
I had my liquor plan.

Speaker 3 (01:28:11):
And Eric messted you needed a zeeper strike or whatever.

Speaker 2 (01:28:15):
I think I've only seen you like buzz drunk like
once and I think it was at the party at
your house thirdaieth birthday part.

Speaker 4 (01:28:22):
Something like that was gonna get it, girls, It was.

Speaker 3 (01:28:26):
Because you started crying. Oh yeah, here's the thing you.

Speaker 2 (01:28:30):
Get because you start you started making a speech about
your friends, and you started crying a little better.

Speaker 3 (01:28:34):
I'll cry right now if you want me to talk
about my friends.

Speaker 4 (01:28:37):
I love my friends. I love crying.

Speaker 2 (01:28:39):
I'm not dogging you far off. I'm just saying that
that's that. And man, I've seen deb sideways a f before.

Speaker 3 (01:28:51):
I have seen you lit up.

Speaker 2 (01:28:53):
The drunk is one of the drunks I've ever been
is in front of Bradshaw. So Jack and I have
had two of our most hammered moments ever when I
was fireman carrying him through a bowling alley.

Speaker 3 (01:29:02):
That's true.

Speaker 1 (01:29:03):
I do.

Speaker 3 (01:29:03):
I feel like I've seen Jim, you know, pretty buzz,
pretty banged up. The one thing I can I could
draw out is that your hue. You have a different
color amongst you. I changed colors. Yeah, it gets real
heat misery. I get red, Yeah, there's a red get flush.

Speaker 17 (01:29:20):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:29:22):
And then and then you have the white chin hair
as well, so it's like it's Christmas. Oh my god.

Speaker 2 (01:29:28):
People are pointing out other times we were drunk, because
someone just texted I saw Jack drunk at Auto's wedding.
And if you saw me drunk, take a look at
Jim Colbert, because he was three times as drunk as
anyone there.

Speaker 3 (01:29:42):
That may be that may be the drunkest I've ever
been in my entire life. Yeah, and man that was.

Speaker 2 (01:29:49):
There was it was Otto's wedding. Oh I had that
video and I found it last year and it won't
play anymore. Oh yeah, Well, I don't.

Speaker 11 (01:29:58):
Know you in a video.

Speaker 4 (01:29:59):
Got it's just a thumbnail.

Speaker 17 (01:30:04):
Dog.

Speaker 4 (01:30:05):
I did get to say it.

Speaker 1 (01:30:06):
It is.

Speaker 3 (01:30:07):
It is hysterical legend talk to the camera like you
give your wishes for the couple. Oh, chef.

Speaker 2 (01:30:14):
So it was worse. It was actually worse than his
wishes for the couple. Okay, so hold on. Otto was
getting married and his best man, whom I'd never met,
was a friend, a friend of his from my bathroom.

Speaker 3 (01:30:24):
Oh yeah, yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:30:24):
It was this high school friend or something like that.
They've been friends for many, many years. And one of
the things was at a camera set or a guy
was going around and he was going up to people
and saying, Hey, you know, what do these guys mean
to you? Blah blah blah, and you're giving these statements
and stuff. And I just come out of the bathroom
and the guy was interviewing Otto's best man, his best friend,
and I rolled up and I just kind of walked

(01:30:45):
into the interview no, and.

Speaker 3 (01:30:49):
And they started asking me questions and I was lisp
talking and it was awful.

Speaker 2 (01:30:54):
And then I realized what I was doing, and I
looked at the camera and I said I should not
have intervened, and then I then I Homer simps it
into the bush right out of the building. Craig Laflor
saved my life that night. I swear to God, I
was trying to drive home so bad. I was so hammered.
I was completely illogical, and Craig like he kidnapped me

(01:31:15):
and took me home. Good man, Yeah, he is a
good man.

Speaker 4 (01:31:17):
By the way.

Speaker 7 (01:31:18):
Someone who texted and said deb can't mix alcohol and
a dimly lit moonlea of moonlight beach.

Speaker 4 (01:31:23):
I was one sober yea, Yeah, I just wanted to
feel the breeze.

Speaker 2 (01:31:28):
I like that top depth four oh seven nine texts
seven seven zero three one back in a second.

Speaker 10 (01:31:38):
Goody is mo Better?

Speaker 1 (01:31:40):
Ross pageant sponsored by just Como, Orlando's injury attorneys.

Speaker 17 (01:31:52):
For drinking Why we got names?

Speaker 5 (01:31:55):
I agree with that drinking bush lying on the damn
job side.

Speaker 3 (01:32:01):
Hey, Jimma, do you change colors when you're drinking?

Speaker 4 (01:32:03):
Is that called a fruit stripe? Some good guns and segment.

Speaker 18 (01:32:10):
I bought a Mojo rotisserie chicken from publics this week
and put the entire chicken, skin and all into the
vegetable soup that I was making, and just let it cook.

Speaker 4 (01:32:24):
For a little bit and got all that flavor from the.

Speaker 18 (01:32:27):
Chicken, and then took the chicken out, took the skin off,
and deboned it and put the chicken in the soup.

Speaker 17 (01:32:34):
It was so good.

Speaker 2 (01:32:35):
And I saw that technique this past weekend online and
that's brilliant.

Speaker 3 (01:32:41):
By the way, she's one hundred percent right.

Speaker 2 (01:32:43):
Rather than deboning the chicken, right to make your soup
with put your entire chicken in there, and as it cooks,
the chicken will actually separate from the bones. Then just
dig the bones out of the soup, and not only
do you get the great chicken in there, you get
the marrow from the bones as it cooks. So it's
almost like making chicken soup with the chicken in there.
She's one hundred percent right.

Speaker 4 (01:33:02):
Good job. I like that idea as well.

Speaker 7 (01:33:04):
But to Jacksond, you know, you can have you know,
a dinner with you know, chicken breasts, a salad, you know,
a starch, then cut up what's left, make a chicken salad,
and then take what's left and put.

Speaker 3 (01:33:15):
That in the stock pot.

Speaker 2 (01:33:16):
Like one of my favorite things after Thanksgiving is left
over turkey and make a turkey salad out of it
for a couple of days, you know, to have a
like croissants and stuff. It's a great all right, welcome
back to the Jim Colbert Show. We're already one o
four point one.

Speaker 4 (01:33:26):
I'm Jim.

Speaker 2 (01:33:27):
Dev's here, Hello, Jack, Hi, and Ross as well. It's
true the weakest high of all time. Joe Hi, Hi,
I'm Jel.

Speaker 3 (01:33:38):
Sounded like he was.

Speaker 2 (01:33:41):
Pick the porn coming up in a few minutes before
our last four pack of Monster Jam tickets. That's tomorrow.
It includes a pit pass, so stay tuned for that.
And I think we're going to get at least one
pretty good laugh out of Dev for today. Oh really,
at least one good one today for sure. Okay, all right,
four oh seven nine four one Again you can always
text us at seven seven.

Speaker 3 (01:33:59):
Zero three one. So A newsweek had a story.

Speaker 2 (01:34:02):
Today I found kind of interesting and caught my attention,
and it's it was an Instagram post. The story was
based on that and the post suggested that this type
of woman was the best mom. It racked up one
hundred thousand views and sparked a quite lively debate among
the people who are chiming into this instagram. A lot

(01:34:24):
of other moms were chiming in. This woman says, this
kind of woman makes the best mom. Tried wife. Tried
wife is not the answer. A matter of fact, I
think it may be the polar opposite.

Speaker 4 (01:34:35):
Latina no oh, a working mom, no crazy mom, septem
pierced crazy?

Speaker 3 (01:34:44):
Yeah, what would make your crazy the septum being pierced,
no party.

Speaker 2 (01:34:50):
Momsh So, moms who used to be club girls make
the best parents, you know why, that's what they say.

Speaker 3 (01:34:57):
Well, I'm asking that's interesting. Why do you think they
know all all.

Speaker 7 (01:35:00):
The tricks you're gonna use to get out of the house?
Sealed it if they leave the clock forward while they
were babysitting and went, oh, look at that, it's.

Speaker 4 (01:35:08):
Time for you to go to bed.

Speaker 2 (01:35:09):
This woman named Joanna Rhyme, the real Joanna Rhyme from
Westchester County, New York, posted about her parenting. Her post
head quote, I'm convinced ex party girls make the best moms.
We're fun, we're funk, we function with no sleep, we
thrive in chaos, and these kids aren't getting away with
s And that's exactly.

Speaker 17 (01:35:28):
What it is.

Speaker 2 (01:35:28):
I mean, like these party moms have used every trick
to get out of the house, every trick to go
to the club, every trick to get away from their parents.

Speaker 4 (01:35:34):
To hide the alcohol on their breast, to hide the
red eyes.

Speaker 3 (01:35:37):
So sneaking out all that stuff.

Speaker 7 (01:35:39):
Sneaking out the clothes you're really going to wear versus
what your parents think you're wearing.

Speaker 2 (01:35:43):
She's thirty five, and she says, you know, there's this
stereotype the party girls are irresponsible, but many of us
were actually highly adaptable, resilient, and used to functioning on
very little sleep, all of which came in very handy
when you want my kids.

Speaker 4 (01:35:56):
I couldn't agree more.

Speaker 3 (01:35:57):
Yeah, this is I would say. My mother in law,
I mean she's been We've talked about her and her
partying days.

Speaker 4 (01:36:03):
I didn't know that, I didn't care. I ripped it
up a little bit top situation.

Speaker 3 (01:36:09):
Oh my god, Yeah, I'm interested. She had fun. And
I've always been blown away by my wife and my
mother in law's relationship. They are so close, there's no secrets,
there's no anything.

Speaker 2 (01:36:24):
See, my wife is definitely not a party girl. She
was actually the polar opposite of being a party girl.
And my first wife really wasn't a party girl either,
Now it was your wife. Was Olivia bit of a
club girl when she was younger?

Speaker 19 (01:36:36):
Or no?

Speaker 4 (01:36:37):
Oh?

Speaker 10 (01:36:37):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (01:36:37):
What was she really? Big time?

Speaker 4 (01:36:39):
Wasn't?

Speaker 2 (01:36:39):
And I know that Naomi was a professional in the
singing business, but I don't know. She wasn't so much
a club girl as she was working in clubs. Right, Yeah,
she was not hollered him, so she had that going for.

Speaker 4 (01:36:55):
Back. Do you Jim.

Speaker 3 (01:36:59):
Next time?

Speaker 4 (01:37:01):
Hey, look you changed colors.

Speaker 3 (01:37:04):
Six and a half years sober?

Speaker 17 (01:37:06):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (01:37:07):
Sure, and her take resonated with thousands of parents online.
But does a history of late nights and loud music
really translate into parenting strengths. Research shows that new mothers
only have herund one hour of true rest during their
waking day, according.

Speaker 3 (01:37:22):
To a study by the University of York Durham.

Speaker 17 (01:37:24):
No.

Speaker 2 (01:37:25):
Yeah, that raises a question as being used to late
nights help mom cope, And the answer is simple not doesn't.

Speaker 7 (01:37:31):
No, Because there's a difference between being out and partying
with your friends and getting spit up on you at
three o'clock in the.

Speaker 4 (01:37:37):
Morning, and it says here, that's kind of the same thing.

Speaker 2 (01:37:41):
And it says here though, like you're out late, for sure,
but you're also out there drinking, so it says late
nights she usually go hand in hand with alcohol, which
initially makes us feel interjecting to your energetic and euphoriic.

Speaker 3 (01:37:52):
So you are artificially used to late nights.

Speaker 2 (01:37:54):
Secondly, newborn sleep has more to do with fragmented sleep,
and of course Ross knows about that, oh than simply
going to bed late, and more than anything, what helps
new moms have clear expectations about newborn sleep routines and
have support systems around them. So the fallacy of party
moms being great moms seems to have been busted up
right there within the context of the quote of the
text itself.

Speaker 7 (01:38:14):
Well, I found it interesting that they leaned more on
the fact that they are used to late nights and
thriving in chaos, which rather than on the fact that
you know, you've you've pulled all those excuses on your
on you know, your parents. So when your kids come
to you and say, we're just having a sleepover over
at least's house tonight. We're gonna watch some movies and
play some video games and you're going, uh.

Speaker 3 (01:38:38):
That's like when I saw that My daughters didn't know that.

Speaker 2 (01:38:40):
I saw their photographs from DC when they went to
DC and they walked out of the house wearing like
kneeling skirts and shirts. I'm like, I almost wanted to go.
I almost did. Almost went bitches, please, like come on, like,
I'm from p town, but I ain't that dumb.

Speaker 3 (01:38:57):
I'm not that blunt. And then you see the pictures and.

Speaker 2 (01:39:00):
They're basically wearing jean shorts that you could wat up
put in your back pocket behind your phone, and then pasties.
That's what they're wearing. That's their costume for the day,
the rand total of three square inches of.

Speaker 3 (01:39:12):
Cloth, etc. Wild man, Oh my god, almighty, I wore
pasties and okay, I got no one looked.

Speaker 5 (01:39:22):
It.

Speaker 2 (01:39:22):
Says there's also a less fear of missing out because
apparently what they're thinking is, as moms who haven't partied
and have their kids, you know, and they and they
have friends that are still kind of hitting the scene
a little bit, that the mom that has the baby
will never have that idea of missing out because they've
already been there and done that. That's one of the
other things. It sounds like a bunch of drunks trying
to rationalize being drunk.

Speaker 3 (01:39:43):
But it sounds like to me, I mean, I think
the best take with this avenue of thought is debs
of like you know the secrets right. So, like all
of these examples that we're hearing, we're still talking about newborns.

Speaker 4 (01:39:55):
And newborns are different than a night out with your friends.

Speaker 3 (01:39:58):
I'm not at the teenage level, but I'm trying to
bank on my wife and me on my previous knowledge
of being a fourteen year old to remember, what is
this little guy thinking right yeah?

Speaker 4 (01:40:10):
Or this pre man thinking?

Speaker 3 (01:40:13):
It says here?

Speaker 2 (01:40:13):
One user wrote as a mom who in a previous
life he's to party at three am, then show up
to work in a fashion magazine at eight am. Sleep
deprivation isn't a big deal for me. Another one added
on said not afraid to puke. I know the best
music for an impromptu dance party, great at staying social, insane.
I don't know how that works in the mommy. And
then lastly, this one's.

Speaker 4 (01:40:33):
Those skills like sound like the like they're appropriate for
a new boy.

Speaker 3 (01:40:37):
I learned how to balance like you can balance like
point two on a key, it's awes.

Speaker 2 (01:40:42):
Third one says ex party girl raver here when you've
raged for forty hour hours forty eight hours straight, attended
music vessels without showering, Maybe ate a grilled cheese and
some cheetos and then seen disposable things come out of
people's bodies, The newborn stage is nothing in comparison.

Speaker 4 (01:40:58):
Ew that sounds disgusting.

Speaker 3 (01:41:00):
Maybe stop sharing. I think you know about I mean, don't.
I just think her sentence is so funny. Is let's
just gloss over the epic and awesomeness of having a
new wife into the planet. You know that's not that
I can do that. I've seen more discussing stuff than that.
Don't forget about the epic new existence of your offspring

(01:41:23):
happening stepping into the world. Rust, do you have fomo
now that you've had Miles?

Speaker 16 (01:41:27):
I know that.

Speaker 2 (01:41:28):
You know we have a video with like five hundred
billion likes and stuff of you making out with your
kid's neck.

Speaker 4 (01:41:33):
I mean it doesn't really, it doesn't.

Speaker 3 (01:41:34):
Really seem like it.

Speaker 2 (01:41:35):
But at any point during his first year, did you like,
damn man, you know, I miss stepping out with the boys,
or I miss hitting, you know, playing golf or anything
like that.

Speaker 3 (01:41:44):
It's not no, I haven't felt that, not because of him.
It's hard to pinpoint on just becoming a dad. It's
now that there's you know, let's say you were a
tritent before having a kid. Now all of a sudden,
one of those one of those tried and one of
those spikes. Well, that's now the kids. So then like

(01:42:07):
you try to, I don't know, it's still really hard.
It just makes everything not impossible, just a little bit
more difficult. So you can still go out and do
the things that you want. It's just a little bit harder,
but it also makes you change the way you look
at time.

Speaker 2 (01:42:20):
You and I have talked about this, because I've asked
you to play golf a couple times since Miles has
been born. You've had to turn me down both times.
I kind of knew before I even called that was
gonna be the case, because when I was younger and
I had my daughters, you know, when they were first born,
it was you feel so guilty doing anything that takes
more than an hour or so for yourself, you know,
considering what your wife has put into not only having

(01:42:42):
the child, but nurturing the child. You just don't feel
it doesn't feel fair if it's not doing anything like that, it's.

Speaker 3 (01:42:48):
Not food or picking up the money for said future food.
Why am I doing this?

Speaker 4 (01:42:56):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (01:42:56):
Exactly, it's tough. It's really hard to turn.

Speaker 2 (01:43:00):
And didn't you tell me that you did step out
to play golf after Miles was born and you wound
up leaving like after eleven holes because you just couldn't
take it.

Speaker 3 (01:43:07):
You felt so terrible. Well, also, the group ahead of
me was waiting, So that's such actually a perfect example.
I could have finished that eighteen, could have, but the
group ahead of us was slow. So already a difficult
situation of having a slow group ahead of you gets
compounded by the fact knowing that there's a baby. I

(01:43:28):
would have stayed if.

Speaker 4 (01:43:29):
I didn't have a kid.

Speaker 3 (01:43:31):
Yeah, yeah, But because now I'm waiting, which means my
wife is waiting, which means my son is waiting. I'm
not going to put myself my family in the scenario
also waiting for this slow ass group of golfers.

Speaker 2 (01:43:44):
I remember walking in the house and as soon as
I opened the door, my wife was just sitting there
holding our daughter out at armslink going take this, take
this from me, and then don't let me see it
for like ten hours. Take this somewhere where it's not
around me for like ten hours.

Speaker 3 (01:43:59):
Here's a question, how much leniency do you give the
sleep deprivation because what do you mean by them worst
case scenarios? Sleep deprivation is one of the reasons why
tragedies happen. Yeah, the whole shape baby thing is just
from someone at the edge of insanity and they lose
it and they make a sudden jerk. What bad news happens.

Speaker 2 (01:44:19):
I think you have to have a conversation with your
loved one at the onset of that and let everybody
know that you have. Like, look, I'm gonna be honest,
you know. I told my my ex wife, I said,
you know, if you get overwhelmed, just let me know.
I mean, don't don't feel like you're because a lot
of women that I've talked to with this feel like
they are. You know, if they're not doing it all,

(01:44:39):
they're not being that mom they're supposed to be. I
got rid of that in a hurry. I was like,
you know, this is a team every kind of scenario.
There is no one superman or superwoman. If you ever
get overwhelmed, just let me know and I'll step right
in and you can go do what you gotta do.
Go to bed, go do go hang out with your
friends or whatever. I'll be more than happy to take
care of that for you because I understood the value of.

Speaker 7 (01:44:58):
That, and that should extend beyond just your partner, to
you know, your in laws, your parents, your siblings, your friends,
the village. You know, to step in, give that couple
a night out where they can go and have a
date night and reconnect as a couple and come home
rested and relaxed and happy to be parents again. Just

(01:45:18):
expecting the mom and the dad to do it all
on themselves is still a lot of work.

Speaker 6 (01:45:22):
Let's guess what on the date night, all they're going
to be talking about is their kids.

Speaker 1 (01:45:26):
Right.

Speaker 6 (01:45:27):
But I remember telling Ross back in the beginning, It's like,
what I thought was one of the hardest things to
deal with as a new parent was sleep deprivation.

Speaker 4 (01:45:36):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:45:36):
Yeah, you have to get up. It's not ten more minutes,
it's you have to get up and you have to,
you know, deal with it. You lose your mind a
little bit. I mean, just you have just crying spells
because you don't know what to do. The child won't
stop crying because they're hungry, that's the calic ee something
like that, and it never stops, and you just you
just have a breakdown.

Speaker 3 (01:45:55):
I guess my question of like what's the leniency because
sometimes you know, and the month's pants and maybe even
tonight baby will cry and I'm in that weird fourth
dimension of like am I awake? Am I asleep? And
then sometimes I can say hateful things, no, no.

Speaker 2 (01:46:13):
No, let that baby cry. Well, like I'll yeah, you
don't want to, don't run to its rescue. You let
it cry itself back to sleep?

Speaker 3 (01:46:18):
Like how many times? I'm not saying that that's what
we do. I'm saying that my wife hears me sleep talk.
Oh I see some pretty gnarly things when the baby
is crying, and then they try to hold it against it.
She tries to hold it against me. You can do that, yeah,
And I'm like, I wasn't even there, right, I'm saying that.

Speaker 4 (01:46:35):
They're like, why I wasn't it a daughter? I'm like, well,
I didn't say that, And you're like you said that
all right?

Speaker 2 (01:46:40):
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us at seven seven zero three one load them up
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Speaker 4 (01:46:47):
We'll do that.

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Do you want to play a game?

Speaker 10 (01:46:54):
Should? Jim Colbert showed Trivia is next call now on four.

Speaker 16 (01:47:11):
Hey Colbert crew, Happy Friday. I hope you guys have
a fabulous weekend. You know, this issue with the football
player and his ex wife talking about his uh it's downstairs.
He's embarrassed.

Speaker 4 (01:47:28):
She was wrong to do that, and.

Speaker 16 (01:47:32):
Men can be embarrassed also, and he is. I think
he deserves money.

Speaker 2 (01:47:40):
Wait, certainly he deserves apologies. He probably will win the case.
I actually that's an interesting case. Maybe we'll talk to
Ray about that on Monday. Because that isn't a neat precedent.
They were together, it isn't against the law.

Speaker 4 (01:47:55):
I guess.

Speaker 7 (01:47:57):
Brian's just congratulating his new wife. It's not like he
couldn't find a partner. He's remarried.

Speaker 3 (01:48:02):
Yeah, but man, here's and you made and so that's
embarrassing to hers. They're like, hey, hey, you whistle when you.

Speaker 2 (01:48:10):
But you nailed it though, man, I mean you go
back to like, uh, you go back to like the
Carson days, when you know, like Lonnie Anderson or Dolly
Partmer come on the show. Dude, like talked about my
Carson the first four minutes of the interview with him,
with him at their boobs. Yeah, like, I mean, because
so it was like you were saying, it's the same thing.
It's just he's dealing with women have been dealing with

(01:48:30):
for years being objectified by their bodies.

Speaker 7 (01:48:33):
Oh, without a doubt, what she did was wrong. She
should have said listen, I can't talk about that.

Speaker 4 (01:48:37):
You know, I can't take it. I can't talk about it.

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Speaker 4 (01:48:44):
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That's what's in the Jackie sack.

Speaker 3 (01:49:30):
So back to you, Thank you, Deborah.

Speaker 4 (01:49:33):
One, two, three, four or five. Hey, well, let's pick
the porn. Let's go with three.

Speaker 3 (01:49:37):
Number three?

Speaker 4 (01:49:38):
Is sean? Sean?

Speaker 3 (01:49:39):
How you doing? I'm doing glad to hear that, buddy.
Want to play a little game with us?

Speaker 18 (01:49:45):
Oh?

Speaker 5 (01:49:45):
Sure, let's do it.

Speaker 1 (01:49:47):
No, you can put a lifetime of research to work
and maybe win a prize.

Speaker 10 (01:49:51):
It's time to pick the porn on thet Jim Colbert Show.

Speaker 2 (01:49:55):
That's right, Sean, it's froudy, and of course that means
it's time for another round to pick the porn. Here
are three actual adult film titles and one lie that
needs its roots done.

Speaker 3 (01:50:04):
Hey, all right, to get her? When you say exactly,
I need to get she? Never has bad roots. You
have had a good color in your hair.

Speaker 4 (01:50:12):
You look good?

Speaker 2 (01:50:13):
All right, Sean, you're ready. You know what you know
what you're doing there, budd you're trying to find the
fake one?

Speaker 18 (01:50:18):
Right?

Speaker 3 (01:50:20):
All right?

Speaker 4 (01:50:20):
Here we go.

Speaker 2 (01:50:20):
Number one Mud Thumper, number two, garden hose, number three,
cheeks Freaks, or lastly Honky Kong, which one of those
is not an actual adult film title.

Speaker 3 (01:50:44):
No, cheeks freaks is absolutely that's.

Speaker 2 (01:50:47):
How easy to explain there, cheeks freezes in a big
that's a that's a booty.

Speaker 4 (01:50:51):
One up in there.

Speaker 3 (01:50:52):
Yeah alright, so one, two, four or five?

Speaker 4 (01:50:56):
Let's go four?

Speaker 3 (01:50:57):
Or is William William you doing good all right, buddy h.

Speaker 2 (01:51:05):
Which one of these is not an actual adult film title.
Number one mud Thumper.

Speaker 4 (01:51:12):
For sure?

Speaker 3 (01:51:13):
Number two garden.

Speaker 4 (01:51:14):
Hose, hey he plays in the NFL.

Speaker 3 (01:51:17):
Or lastly Honky Kong?

Speaker 4 (01:51:19):
Oh wait he does.

Speaker 10 (01:51:21):
I'll go with uh number one.

Speaker 3 (01:51:24):
That's the one money you sound embarrassed to win this game, sir,
But can you save the movie back to us?

Speaker 15 (01:51:33):
No?

Speaker 10 (01:51:33):
I forgot?

Speaker 3 (01:51:33):
Oh come on, dude, it's mud Thumper, who who can
who can forget that? He just woke up.

Speaker 2 (01:51:43):
Probably in like the church office and doesn't want to
say his wife, So go me from day's game.

Speaker 3 (01:51:49):
Yeah, mud Thumper is not actual.

Speaker 2 (01:51:50):
Garden hose isn't actual, And that's h o Apostovias of course.

Speaker 3 (01:51:55):
Oh yeah, that was a good one. Apostrophees No it's
it's spelled badly.

Speaker 4 (01:52:04):
I was thinking, h O s E.

Speaker 2 (01:52:06):
You can't say horrors is not you know, that's not funny.
Saying the word horror is not funny.

Speaker 4 (01:52:11):
No, But from the female perspective, I don't want to
see the hose. I want to see the hose.

Speaker 3 (01:52:15):
But why do you want to see the h O
s C? She was thinking a male version?

Speaker 4 (01:52:22):
Do you knew me though?

Speaker 3 (01:52:24):
I mean, h I'll draw it for you R in
the break.

Speaker 4 (01:52:26):
But that's just how you spell hose.

Speaker 3 (01:52:33):
I'm gonna hate you with a whole jack with you.

Speaker 4 (01:52:37):
Do you care to intervene? I want female? She wants garden.

Speaker 3 (01:52:44):
No, no, dude, garden hose. It's a play on words.

Speaker 2 (01:52:46):
I get that the movie is having sex on a
garden and the women are doing it are prostitutes.

Speaker 3 (01:52:52):
One hundred percent. I just don't know why we want
h O s E. Oh that's what she thought.

Speaker 7 (01:52:56):
It was, No, because there's a female. I don't want
to see guard and hose, right, and.

Speaker 3 (01:53:02):
The couples that work that way, see now I get it.
See a couple that did not make the cut is.

Speaker 4 (01:53:07):
Wait a minute, so Honky Kong is for real?

Speaker 18 (01:53:11):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (01:53:11):
I mean it's it wasn't the fake one?

Speaker 4 (01:53:12):
Is he suing?

Speaker 17 (01:53:13):
No?

Speaker 2 (01:53:14):
No, no, no, no black tie affair, Tye being t
H A I. And then lastly, right up your alley, O.

Speaker 3 (01:53:23):
You a little to zuber and all right.

Speaker 4 (01:53:26):
Like a shower head. No, that's what she was getting at.

Speaker 3 (01:53:29):
My god, man, my god, joke. The tapes. I'm not
crazy here, I'm got checking the tapes and you are crazy?
What's coming up for rosstans?

Speaker 5 (01:53:39):
I have?

Speaker 3 (01:53:40):
Probably is it about gardens? I'm telling you, I know
I'm not alone here or TI garden. Deb's the one
hit me with the tear.

Speaker 4 (01:53:48):
MASSU with the H O s C.

Speaker 3 (01:53:50):
I'm like, wait, wait what And now I realized, yeah,
that's one of the stereotypes. Maybe not outside per se.
Here's your rostars. I think I've conjured up the most
stonery question of all time. I'm so sorry. It's listen.
You cannot be about that life and still enjoy this
next question. Sometimes you're on the couch and you are

(01:54:12):
not exactly sober, you're California sober, and you're watching TV
California Yeah, and then you go ahead and this great
stonery question pops into your head, and then you look
to your left to ask your friend, and you start
to ask and.

Speaker 4 (01:54:26):
He's not there.

Speaker 3 (01:54:29):
We're in the middle of it. You realize how dumb
it is, but you still go through.

Speaker 4 (01:54:33):
You gotta commit.

Speaker 3 (01:54:34):
And then in that moment when you're on the couch
realizing that your friend left, you're like, yeah, I'm going
to bring this up to the guys tomorrow. All right,
we'll find out what that is next.

Speaker 4 (01:54:48):
All right, Jimmy, this is evil.

Speaker 5 (01:54:52):
I used to have a post at the Florida Auto
Auction as security, and I had the run of that
one post I myself.

Speaker 9 (01:55:01):
At night.

Speaker 17 (01:55:01):
I would go through every single car and collect knives and.

Speaker 21 (01:55:06):
Sunglasses and change out the bangle, bangle and all kinds.

Speaker 4 (01:55:12):
Of other cool stuff.

Speaker 21 (01:55:13):
Toys, oh yeah, even video game systems, everything that was
in those cars.

Speaker 2 (01:55:20):
He's right, and he's a hundred percent right man, Santa's
elves D bangle. While building a couple of cars, you
would kind of go in there to find cheap parts, seats,
you know, parts that are hard to find, or you know,
just stuff that's expensive. You can get it cheaper there,
and inevitably you just go from car to car and
look under the seats, look at the glove compartment. And

(01:55:41):
it's amazing how much stuff is still lifting those cars
out there. All right, four seven nine one six four
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Speaker 15 (01:56:23):
So.

Speaker 3 (01:56:25):
I had a comedy show last night. I had a blast.
That was a great audience. Also, I'll give you a
little behind the scenes for the people who are in
the room. I just want to double down on something.
If you weren't there, you'll understand this. I have a joke.
My son was born on September eleventh. My wife was
born on December seventh. Oh wow, Pearl, last night I've

(01:56:51):
been telling this joke now for I mean basically since
he's been born. And I won't do the punchline because
this isn't stand up comedy and tip your waiters and
all that. That's not happening right now. But last night
was the first audience that collectively knew that it was
Pearl Harbor when I said December seventh. I have done
so many comedy shows recently in the last couple of

(01:57:12):
months with these younger audiences, and I go and my
wife's birthday was December seventh at Crickets. Oh really, And
then I have just learned to expect to explain to
them that it's Pearl Harbor. Last night, in a full
year of telling this joke, was the first time I
said December seventh, and everyone got it. They knew it immediately,

(01:57:33):
laugh reacted to it.

Speaker 4 (01:57:35):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:57:35):
And then they got an older audience. Honestly, it was older,
but they were just smarter. They were just a smart audience.
So the audience for the comedian who headlined last night
was David his name is Dave Niehill and or it's
night Hill, Night Hill, and he had the smartest audience.
It's also kind of sad, like I kind of gave

(01:57:56):
up on audiences knowing that date December seventh, and then
it reminded me of like, no, it's just a young
person thing.

Speaker 2 (01:58:03):
Yeah, do you just do you say it like this
now December seventh, which is Pearl Harbor Day?

Speaker 4 (01:58:08):
I mean, do you do? You have to just kind
of almost feed them the line.

Speaker 3 (01:58:11):
There's usually one person when when it's silent, right during
the crickets, there's one person who you can just hear
someone murmur Pearl Harbor. Then everybody collectively jumps in yeah, yeah,
I bet, And then I get the laugh of saying
I got nine to eleven in the crib and Pearl Harbor,
that I sleep next to you every night.

Speaker 4 (01:58:29):
Welcome to my home. So I get done with the show.

Speaker 3 (01:58:32):
Here's another fun thing that happened. I get done with
the show. Family wants up and go you were great.

Speaker 4 (01:58:36):
That was awesome.

Speaker 3 (01:58:36):
I go, oh, where are you guys visiting from? And
they said Venezuela, and then I just look down at
my feet. And then they saw my response of me
being really like uncomfortable. I don't know what to say
or do, and they go, it's okay, it's okay, it's
like right, I mean as long as you say that, right, hey,

(01:58:57):
because right now on my side it's I don't know
how to talk to a Venezuelan family. So like when
that pops up, how you doing?

Speaker 5 (01:59:06):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (01:59:08):
Everything good? Yeah, I get home. I talked with the
Benjamin two three, four times? Make it blank watching the television, Jack,
I lost you there. I hit the Benjamin the pen
cartridge medical marijuana. When you hit the battery too long,
it starts to blink. Aka. I chugged that bad boy
a couple of times. All right, we're still picking up

(01:59:31):
when I'm throwing down, but I know what, yes, you do? Yeah,
And I go ahead. And I started thinking, and I
got done with the stand up comedy show. And I've
honestly have been trying this new bit that I'm a
little afraid of trying. I'm not gonna try it here,
but I'll ask you guys this right now. And I

(01:59:54):
have asked Deb and Jack this, and I know their answer.
But remind me, Deb, would you kill baby Hitler?

Speaker 4 (02:00:01):
Yeah?

Speaker 10 (02:00:02):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (02:00:02):
Jack?

Speaker 3 (02:00:03):
Oh yeah, all right, Jim with my hands. And actually
let's go back to Jack because he gets really descriptive
and it's very funny on how he would kill baby Hitler,
knowing what he's gonna wind up being. Yeah, oh yeah, yeah,
killed him fast?

Speaker 4 (02:00:15):
You kill him?

Speaker 3 (02:00:16):
Now, what happens?

Speaker 8 (02:00:17):
Right?

Speaker 3 (02:00:17):
You walk into that nursery all right, The doctor looks
at you and goes, oh, that's I thought you were
pointing at somebody else. That wasn't baby Hitler. This is
baby Hitler. So you just murked a baby, okay, And
then the nurse goes, so, sorry, there's been a mix up.
That's mister Hitler. Look at his mustachees right there on

(02:00:40):
the baby. That so now you're just wrecked. You just
wrecked an a rando.

Speaker 4 (02:00:46):
Baby, okay, part of a comedy routine to get to
baby Hitler?

Speaker 3 (02:00:49):
Why did follow me here? What lengths would you go
to to kill baby Hitler? Would you invade Poland to
get to baby Hitler?

Speaker 2 (02:01:01):
I mean, look, if you know what's coming, and you
have previous knowledge that this guy's gonna be responsible for
you know one of the well you know, would you
would you strike to the east and the west to
get to baby Hitler? Would you do what Hitler did
to kill baby Hitler?

Speaker 3 (02:01:19):
I think you have to do what you have to
do to kill baby Hitler.

Speaker 4 (02:01:24):
It's really uncomfortable.

Speaker 3 (02:01:26):
All I'm trying to get at is that we're going
on an adventure here. What time machine moment could you
walk in and prevent? As Mundane I used Baby Hitler
as the that's like the most famous example of or
would you do that? Would you not?

Speaker 4 (02:01:41):
What are some things?

Speaker 3 (02:01:43):
And I ideally I would love one that's pop cultural
and kind of personal, like great example. I I really
wish I could go into a time gene and prevent
James Gunn ever tweeting those things. Oh yeah, so we
wouldn't get knock out of Hollywood, and then he wouldn't
have lost his Marvel gig and then gone over to

(02:02:04):
d C. Because I legit think that those fifteen tweets
are one of the most important fifteen tweets, and like
American pop culture history, it's the foundation of why Disney
fired James gun It's the reason why James Gunn got
hired by d C. And it's the exact same reason
if you ask me, and future will be told if

(02:02:25):
it's true or not that James Gunn and d C.
James gun is the reason why d C ends up
beating Marvel in the next fifteen years, which is because
of the Guardians and stuff like that, because James Gunn
is nailing this superhero genre, and so I almost wish
I could make James Gunn stay at Marvel.

Speaker 2 (02:02:45):
It almost seems silly that if you have a time
machine and that kind of power that be it.

Speaker 3 (02:02:49):
Would be you know, cartoon get that.

Speaker 2 (02:02:52):
But let's have some fun with it. We were Hitler,
Well to save have some fun with it, you started
off by killing children.

Speaker 3 (02:03:00):
No, yeah, yeah, okay, I said children. All right, all right,
one is one Hitler. This is harder than you think.

Speaker 2 (02:03:06):
I mean, you know, it'd be nice to be able
to time machine in and keep the you know, the
shovels from blowing up.

Speaker 4 (02:03:10):
Yeah, good one man, that'd be great.

Speaker 3 (02:03:13):
And then it can't benefit you, right, you have to
just stop something. You can do whatever you want. Either
it's your time machine. It's pretty owned, but it's yours.

Speaker 2 (02:03:20):
You can't time seeing yourself back and go yes, I
will take ten thousand chairs of Apple die.

Speaker 5 (02:03:25):
Yeah yeah, yeah, I can't do that.

Speaker 3 (02:03:26):
You could because it's a time machine. But for the
sake of the argument, I'm looking for crossroad moment. How
about this going back into two thousand and eight and
walking up to Facebook.

Speaker 4 (02:03:37):
And going you don't want this on your on the phones?

Speaker 3 (02:03:39):
Oh yeah, this is what starts at all.

Speaker 7 (02:03:41):
How about going to Apple and destroying the prototype iPhone?

Speaker 3 (02:03:44):
Oh my god, I think that's how she feels right there.

Speaker 20 (02:03:49):
I like that.

Speaker 4 (02:03:50):
How about this one, you'll like care with my hands.

Speaker 3 (02:03:52):
This is kind of what stemmed it from, is that
I would walk up to Lorne Michaels and tell him
you cannot fire Shane Gillis.

Speaker 17 (02:04:03):
God.

Speaker 2 (02:04:03):
Really that's a tough one, dude, because you don't know
if you would turn out to be the Shane Gills
we know now.

Speaker 4 (02:04:07):
By This is why I say it.

Speaker 3 (02:04:09):
It's because Ukraine will fall, Russia will start war. I
literally think that there is this weird crossroads moment culturally shifted,
and that was the moment where America said that's enough,
We're done caring about people. We're done, at the very
least putting on the facade of trying to care about

(02:04:31):
a pronat they It just shattered it because someone who
was talented and had the gig lost it from things
previously said. And then that was It feels like the
kickstart moment of a direction that I can comfortably say
that I'm not the biggest fan of of all of this,
like blood in the Water entertainment grind. I mean, it's

(02:04:54):
pretty gnarly out. Yeah, So I would say that's a
crossroads moment if like, keep Shane Gillis on the show,
you have to get through the storm because they if
you fire him, the storm is even crazier. Man, oh man,
do you think you got one? I can't.

Speaker 4 (02:05:12):
I can't say it.

Speaker 3 (02:05:13):
I keep coming back to, you know, sports betting.

Speaker 4 (02:05:19):
If you really want to get jack going, just like,
how would you kill baby Hitler?

Speaker 10 (02:05:23):
All right?

Speaker 6 (02:05:24):
I think when they're that small, I think the head
would twist like a Barbie head just just right off.

Speaker 3 (02:05:32):
You could spin that around.

Speaker 4 (02:05:33):
Oh yeah, man, I mean.

Speaker 2 (02:05:35):
Jesse Nick has one of the ni has one of
the best jokes about that very thing. He says, I
would never give my nephew a Barbie, not because I
care if he plays for dolls. I just don't want
him to get the unrealistic opinion of how easy it
is to twist a head off.

Speaker 3 (02:05:51):
But all of these crossroads, and here's another crazy stoinery
aspect of this. Let's say you go, you can prevent
nine to eleven. You you're there. There you go, Jack
is there capan all. Do we think Jack with three
days he gets time machined back two thousand and one,

(02:06:11):
September seventh, eighth. Do you think Jack could prevent nine
to eleven in seventy two hours?

Speaker 2 (02:06:18):
Oh yeah, one hundred percent. This is just information at
that point because you have the infrastructure to stop.

Speaker 3 (02:06:22):
That for sure. But they look at you into like
you're crazy. Oh yeah, memos that ya Osama bin Laden
determined to strike using aircraft. Nah, I don't worry about it, just.

Speaker 7 (02:06:36):
Like Israel now they don't have that capability. Yeah, we
don't have to worry about that.

Speaker 2 (02:06:41):
So factor only to the only to entertainment, like uh,
to go to be able to like what what entertainer
would you say? Like we've lost the entertainers early, Like
go back and go and look at Prince and go
put the needle down.

Speaker 3 (02:06:52):
Yeah, pump the brakes down. Pump the brakes there. Body,
you know we need you around just because I just
learned a little bit of about her, Britney Murphy. Oh yeah,
Brittany Murphy. Is this that's like I think the saddest
Hollywood death of my life.

Speaker 2 (02:07:09):
Yeah, because her boyfriend died of something and then didn't
they didn't. They come to the conclusion that they thought
that that there was mold in her air conditioning system
or something, and it gave her some kind of.

Speaker 4 (02:07:20):
Did you hear that part of that? I didn't hear
that drug thing.

Speaker 3 (02:07:22):
It wasn't drugs, was it.

Speaker 4 (02:07:24):
It's just from everyone.

Speaker 3 (02:07:26):
And what was told is that she was just like
this beaming light of like awesomeness in Hollywood, and it
was the anti Hollywood but being the first kind of
anti looking Hollywood actress but still pretty and of course
the smoke show.

Speaker 4 (02:07:41):
But I mean, look at her rolling clueless.

Speaker 3 (02:07:43):
Yeah, you know, go back to a Cassie and go
maybe you should take an ice cube. All these fun
interesting crossroad moments. What real fast before we go? I
want to know all of ours?

Speaker 4 (02:07:58):
What would be your number one?

Speaker 2 (02:08:00):
Go back and change something in my life with the
time machine? What you're saying, Oh man, oh dude.

Speaker 4 (02:08:06):
That's a tough to share that. Yeah, you complete the fifth.

Speaker 3 (02:08:11):
That also makes it super interesting.

Speaker 4 (02:08:13):
Let's you know, you change one thing. You're not here
today exactly.

Speaker 2 (02:08:17):
And someone even said, you kill Hitler. No Nazis, no Nazi,
no rocket program.

Speaker 6 (02:08:21):
No rocket program, no defections of scientists in the US,
no American space program.

Speaker 3 (02:08:26):
Yeah, no shuttle blowing both theoretically, and so Jack's pro hitler.

Speaker 4 (02:08:29):
That's what we just learned.

Speaker 6 (02:08:31):
No, someone else said, you don't have to kill him,
you just kidnap him and bring him to be better
raised in the different part of the world.

Speaker 4 (02:08:37):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (02:08:37):
We posed this fair years ago in the Monsters. We
posed this like, you know, if you get a DNA
test and find out the person you know, the DNA
can tell you that your child is gonna wind up
being a serial killer or have those trades.

Speaker 4 (02:08:47):
What do you do now?

Speaker 2 (02:08:49):
You raise a child you know you have no power
over they are going to turn out to be a sociopath.

Speaker 4 (02:08:54):
Yeah, you know you can't do anything about it.

Speaker 5 (02:08:55):
What do you do?

Speaker 4 (02:08:56):
Oh man?

Speaker 3 (02:08:57):
Yeah, yeah, it's yeah, that's telling me love them more. Hey,
you know what, I dude, quick, I'd go back and
I'd save Boston Market. But Jim given seventy two hours
and this weird key for Sunderland twenty four Show of
Yours do you think? Do you do we think he
could save Boston Market in seventy two hours?

Speaker 2 (02:09:18):
Well, yeah, I just raised the prices. They tell people
the all of Costco's chickens are poisoned.

Speaker 3 (02:09:24):
Find your crossroad moment. It's a very fun conversation because
I definitely had a little bit with my wife this morning,
and ay, I will phrase it better. That's a crossroads moment.
I wish I could somebody say that better. Somebody said
save Farley.

Speaker 4 (02:09:38):
Oh yeah, because I mean, you know Robin Williams, Yeah,
Robin Williams.

Speaker 3 (02:09:41):
Wow, Oh my god, you loved you loved Robin. Those
are your ross thoughts. I'm out peak all right for
seven nine one text us at seven seven zero three one.

Speaker 2 (02:09:51):
A couple of scientific things. The CEES was this week.
We've been talking about all week.

Speaker 4 (02:09:55):
Yeah, last day today.

Speaker 2 (02:09:56):
They debuted two days ago a robot that does something specific,
and I have to tell you.

Speaker 3 (02:10:04):
I am interested. I'll tell you next.

Speaker 17 (02:10:06):
Hello everyone, so please jere me here. Yep. I know
the truck problems.

Speaker 11 (02:10:21):
I got a ninety seven Dodge Ram fifteen second gin
which runs beautifully. It is straight pipes so with loud
as heck. Well, my sixth number six cylinder is miss firing,
which I think I just need to tune up. It's
been a while, but it sounds like a shotgun as I'm.

Speaker 10 (02:10:38):
Going down the road.

Speaker 5 (02:10:38):
Every time I can accelerated out.

Speaker 11 (02:10:42):
I have seen a few people in my rearview walking
along the road hit the ground.

Speaker 4 (02:10:45):
Happy Friday, See Anyboddy.

Speaker 2 (02:10:48):
Always good to hearing from you man, All right BORL
seven nine one textus seven seven zero three one.

Speaker 3 (02:10:53):
Talkbacks are easy.

Speaker 2 (02:10:54):
Got a few minutes to still hop in on the
program if you'd like, grab the iHeartRadio app, got a
real radio and use that mike to send your comment.

Speaker 20 (02:11:00):
Check.

Speaker 2 (02:11:00):
I'm Jim Debs here. Make it's a pre set and raw, yeah,
making sure the one pre set where you get there.

Speaker 3 (02:11:07):
Yes, And there's one rule.

Speaker 2 (02:11:09):
And we do have a question of the day in
our YouTube feed, you know. I actually I've got to
do a better job of this. And we had a
text yesterday asking us why we only take information or
only answer questions or use information from the texting service
to people in the YouTube chat.

Speaker 4 (02:11:25):
Want to be involved in that as well?

Speaker 3 (02:11:27):
Oh yeah, and I don't know other than bringing.

Speaker 2 (02:11:29):
The chat up on my laptop, I don't know how
else to do that, Jack is that's like the only way, right, Yeah,
you just bring up the YouTube channel that everyone else watches.

Speaker 6 (02:11:39):
Yeah, you go to real radio FM flash watch there
and the chat is right there. You can switch from
top chat to live chat and you get you get
to see everyone and it goes consecutively from three pm
all the way until.

Speaker 2 (02:11:52):
Yeah, I gotta do that more because I know that
the guys in the YouTube channel'll been there for a
long time a week, and we appreciate that quite often.

Speaker 3 (02:11:58):
But they would also have some input on the program
needs to be considered as well.

Speaker 4 (02:12:02):
You know how to make the windows smaller, right? Yeah?

Speaker 2 (02:12:04):
I know how to do that, buddy, I just didn't
know there was a simpler way to do it, so
I wouldn't have to, you know, consider so many screens
when I'm trying to host the program.

Speaker 3 (02:12:12):
You understand your host now.

Speaker 4 (02:12:14):
It's just the windows smaller.

Speaker 2 (02:12:15):
Yeah, I know do, but you can Could you please,
is there any way you could just please stop being
so gd combative?

Speaker 3 (02:12:22):
What is wrong with you?

Speaker 4 (02:12:23):
Is just a smaller window would be equals one screen.
I swear on my dog's life. WHOA come on now,
I'm gonna tie his ass on a knot. WHOA like
if you hold the green butts.

Speaker 3 (02:12:35):
God almighty, wait five seconds or I'm coming over there.
You can make it left screen and right screen.

Speaker 2 (02:12:41):
He's not gonna stay all right at the CES the
Consumer Electronic Show.

Speaker 3 (02:12:44):
Do you pay attention to that row? You know, it
seems to be like right up your alley, right I
I am not no, really, this is foreign to me.

Speaker 4 (02:12:51):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (02:12:51):
So CES the Consumer Electronics Show is like one of
the biggest shows in Vegas always at the beginning of
the year.

Speaker 4 (02:12:56):
Jack and I have been tuned into it.

Speaker 2 (02:12:57):
For a while because, as a rule, that's where your
new kind of fun techie stuff comes out.

Speaker 4 (02:13:03):
At the beginning of the year.

Speaker 2 (02:13:03):
All the big companies Samsung, Sony, LG you know, and
everybody else, you're dropping their newest stuff and they kind
of feed it to you day by day. You'll get
a little update on what's you know what the what
they thought the coolest thing was and the least cool
thing was that came out of the CEES.

Speaker 3 (02:13:20):
Now they do have a robot, and there's a bunch
of robots.

Speaker 2 (02:13:23):
Robots. I think we're pretty much the thing this year,
would you agree, Oh yeah, yeah, so all kinds of robots.
Jack said he got a robot this weekend.

Speaker 3 (02:13:30):
I got it for Christmas. Yeah, he got the robot
that does the it's the the cat poop thing. Oh yeah, yeah,
sad robot. Oh it's not sad. It's happy. It's still working.

Speaker 4 (02:13:41):
Great.

Speaker 2 (02:13:41):
Oh great, Yeah, this is a robot. They introduced this today.
This is the robot, and it does a specific household chore.

Speaker 4 (02:13:49):
Is it the laundry one I mentioned?

Speaker 3 (02:13:51):
Did you already mention that well?

Speaker 7 (02:13:53):
I mentioned that they had said that, Yeah, we've got
a robot that does laundry. That's the only reason why
my ears would perk up about the word robot.

Speaker 2 (02:14:00):
What specific thing with laundry? Because it huh oh it does.
It's the only I didn't hear it say that it
washes closed. This thing specifically folds clothes, which.

Speaker 7 (02:14:11):
Is the thing you hate them. Oh, you're the the dishwasher, dude,
I hate.

Speaker 3 (02:14:15):
Unloading the dishwasher. You're the dishwasher. I actually don't.

Speaker 2 (02:14:19):
Mind folding clothes, except for everything my wife wears is
inside out when I get it right. But my favorite
dignivoll is towels. Really yeah, yeah, it's a big square.
I get to make a nice square. It's all exactly
the same.

Speaker 7 (02:14:30):
It's got to be a rectangle because it's got to
fit into that that nook and cranny. Gist, right, all
the folds have to be in the same direction, dude,
Let me let me.

Speaker 4 (02:14:37):
Tell you send it up.

Speaker 2 (02:14:38):
When my wife and I got together, my kids were
in that seven or eight year old range, I think
I think I think one was seven and one was nine.
One of the biggest arguments that my wife and my
kids had when we first got together was my wife
likes the towels folded a certain way, and they couldn't
understand why it was such a big deal because they

(02:15:00):
just like fold them and put them in there, right, yeah,
oh yeah, I know. So what you do is you
fold it in half, you know, right, Then you fold
that in half, and then you fold that in thirds.

Speaker 3 (02:15:13):
The last part is in third, the last part is
in thirds. You get a yeah, you get it ross?
How in half right and half?

Speaker 11 (02:15:21):
Like that?

Speaker 4 (02:15:21):
Yeah? Right?

Speaker 3 (02:15:22):
And then I appreciate the example.

Speaker 4 (02:15:24):
Right then in half and then and then boom boom
boom all right.

Speaker 2 (02:15:30):
That was the only I mean, and she like that's how,
and the reason why is because they stacked better. But
my kids, who they didn't like that, Yeah, we want
because that's how the towels get folded.

Speaker 3 (02:15:42):
The name of the robot is called Cloyd Cloyd, Cloyd,
Cloyd Cloyd like Lloyd with a K, Lloyd with a C,
Lloyd with a c.

Speaker 18 (02:15:55):
Hm. Hmm.

Speaker 4 (02:15:57):
What the name of the robot that folds long.

Speaker 3 (02:16:00):
Cloyd Lloyd with a C.

Speaker 4 (02:16:02):
Yeah, Cloyd Cloyd, got it.

Speaker 3 (02:16:04):
So it's clothe Is it clothed droid? Is that what
it's supposed to be? Clothed droid or whatever?

Speaker 4 (02:16:12):
That has to be the reason I am.

Speaker 7 (02:16:14):
Also for eight thousand dollars, you'll fold your laundry eight grand.

Speaker 4 (02:16:18):
Oh, I don't know. I just took that number off
the top of my head. Eight thousand dollars.

Speaker 3 (02:16:22):
That's what my robot letterbox right folds your boop. Also,
this is like sci fi nightmare fuel the robot. I'm
looking at the fle of it.

Speaker 4 (02:16:31):
It's got eyes. It doesn't need to have eyes. It's
just a screen.

Speaker 3 (02:16:34):
No, no, no, it's gotta have eyes. Why it's just
a screen face, It's just a screen. I mean, I'm
sure it has eyes in the sense of a camera.
He knows where it's looking at it. Look, it looks
like any other like robot. You see it one of
these shows. It doesn't look like I mean, it looks
like a like like he would think the robot would
look like it.

Speaker 4 (02:16:52):
Looks like a Black Mirror episode.

Speaker 3 (02:16:53):
It's a little too on the nose of like, oh yeah,
there it is the downfall of our species.

Speaker 4 (02:16:58):
Sing a black mirror that's coming back. Yeah.

Speaker 3 (02:17:00):
Would you want it really? That's cool. Would you want
it to look more human esque or more human? Like, dude,
I want it to me personally. I would love it
to take out all personifications of all of these robots.

Speaker 2 (02:17:15):
It's just make it pure machine, no human aspects to
it whatsoever.

Speaker 3 (02:17:19):
Yeah, because I think it's a slippery slope when you
start putting human characteristics on a robot, because then the
brain can slip into this weird like well, I mean,
don't treat it like that. But what about the IRA.

Speaker 4 (02:17:29):
No, it's it's it has an off switch.

Speaker 2 (02:17:32):
So the ierobot thing would be just it would be
too much for you, right, Oh yeah, too much.

Speaker 3 (02:17:36):
That's what happened. And you're right.

Speaker 2 (02:17:38):
This thing does have like an almost et head, right,
The head looks kind of like et s. Yeah, and
where the eyes are, it's a screen, but the eyes
are like you know, digital, they're.

Speaker 7 (02:17:47):
Like until you wake up and it's standing over your
bed and those eyes have turned red.

Speaker 4 (02:17:51):
Want some eggs watching you? That's what I want to
fold your night gun.

Speaker 3 (02:17:59):
You would it to scary robot, and then Jim's robot
would have some questions from.

Speaker 8 (02:18:07):
Let me in lemon juice for that liver spot, trim
your eyebrows, or your wife will never sleep with you again.

Speaker 4 (02:18:18):
I can see your nose hair. Oh my god. Yeah,
this is a trippy.

Speaker 3 (02:18:25):
Entering the space could prompt the other blue chip plants
brands to enter the fast emerging multi functional home robot marketing.

Speaker 2 (02:18:33):
But I gotta tell you, man, I got I am
a little nervous about the AI thing.

Speaker 4 (02:18:38):
I'm being kind of honest here right.

Speaker 3 (02:18:40):
Welcome a boy. Well yeah, well not not because of
what it is.

Speaker 2 (02:18:44):
Is because of how many companies and how much the
country is focusing toward what they think is going to
be a retail AI revolution. But I read today that
there's a company that built specifically aipcs that were you know,
the PC is kind of designed to use AI and
to explore that world, and they're not selling, like nobody's

(02:19:06):
buying it.

Speaker 3 (02:19:07):
Gosh, under why, Well, the thing is is, like I
wonder what is really gonna be.

Speaker 2 (02:19:11):
I think AI actually may wind up being just more
corporate than actual retail. I don't know how much more
it's going to impact your actual life, even through pop
culture or through gaming or whatever.

Speaker 3 (02:19:22):
I don't know if it's gonna have that big impact
that everybody's expecting it to.

Speaker 7 (02:19:26):
Wow, we'll find out and go, wait a minute, we
should have stopped this when we have the chance.

Speaker 2 (02:19:29):
At cross roads moment, I think as a tool for
corporations and for companies like Hours or whatever the case
may be.

Speaker 3 (02:19:35):
Yeah, I think that you can do that.

Speaker 2 (02:19:36):
But we already see a big fight back for it
being used in entertainment to create content that we want,
whether it be online and the movies and music. We
already see people kind of rejecting it across the board.
We don't want your stupid AI music, we don't want
your stupid AI commercials, we don't want your stupid AI
social posts, and it wants your stupid AI movies.

Speaker 3 (02:19:55):
They don't want any of that stuff. Look at the
feedback they got with that.

Speaker 2 (02:19:58):
Stupid AI actors got rolled out. People lost their damn mind, Like,
we don't want that, Nobody wants that. They want authenticity.

Speaker 3 (02:20:05):
That's the only thing that I would have to say
to push against that, which I agree with everything you
just said. What I am worried about is that the
whole take of like we don't want that, Well, what
happens when you can't tell what do you mean? The
whole AI actress thing, and that guy a lot of pushback,
and rightfully so. But then people if you don't know

(02:20:26):
going into it that this is an AI actress and
if they don't have to tell you, which hopefully that
still holds up to be true because I know at
the very least social media is trying their best by
tackling it with putting AI info on the post.

Speaker 2 (02:20:41):
I think it's going to be all or nothing when
it comes to something like that though, right I think
that most people are going to go, well, give it,
make it all be that or none of it be that,
because I mean, would that be a strike scenario for
for for actors and producer Yeah, would that be I
mean if you had an industry that was that would
one of the things they were striking about.

Speaker 4 (02:21:02):
Right right exactly like voice actors.

Speaker 7 (02:21:04):
Yeah, And so I mean models are worried, you know, artists, poets, writers,
cookbook writers.

Speaker 2 (02:21:09):
Yeah, and they and they and look, they went on
strike at the infancy in this thing, like you know,
and that's obviously has had an impact on how AI
is being directed, and they're very hyper sensitive about it.
And I think the I think maybe the production companies
are as well now because you can't leave, you can't
you you can't lose those legacy faces, you know, the
faces that we as Americans have become used to seeing

(02:21:31):
on the big screen. You can't lose that. Yeah, but
we're not going to allow you to AI am a
Stone or Brad Pitt or Tom Cruise into a movie.
But I think no one's gonna allow that.

Speaker 3 (02:21:39):
I think that's what we're saying now.

Speaker 6 (02:21:41):
But you know, it goes on and on and on,
and it gets better and better and better, and then
suddenly there's no difference.

Speaker 4 (02:21:48):
And those are our faces.

Speaker 7 (02:21:50):
You have to think of the generation that they're appealing
to now that get you know who a game who.
Some of their favorite characters are anime.

Speaker 2 (02:21:57):
But there are no AI songs in the top forty.
I mean, there's no AI songs being played on the radio,
right do we know that?

Speaker 6 (02:22:03):
I mean, Arthur, here's one thing how do you know
AI wasn't used by someone to produce the song.

Speaker 2 (02:22:10):
I do not know that that's the case, right, I mean,
and can I tell you something some of the stuff
you've got Tom and Dan, I mean, Daniel uses that
thing all the time, and I mean Daniel makes some
stuff on there and they played on the air. I'm like,
I mean it's you know, I mean it sounds like
a studio production.

Speaker 4 (02:22:22):
Yeah, I know.

Speaker 3 (02:22:23):
Usually around this time we talk about video games, but
the big talking about AI. Massive news story my favorite
video game of the year that should have won and
did win Game of the Year and one award ceremony
and the other it got disqualified because it was because
they came out and they said, hey, you used the
AI for the video game, And then that opened up

(02:22:45):
a whole other big debate of going, well, we use
the AI as placemakers, as placeholders for when we were
going to code future. So everything in the game is
man made, but some of the direction of like hey
put your sign here is from AI, and the more.

Speaker 2 (02:23:04):
Powerful the machines get. I mean, is gaming even gonna
make it through that if you if you have an
AI machine in ten years that you can just say, hey,
make me a video game that does this, and the
machine can create a video game specifically made for you.
You don't need a console anymore. You don't need you
don't need any of these makers. Ea, you don't need

(02:23:26):
any of those people making the games because because.

Speaker 3 (02:23:29):
It can code a game for you in what a day,
whatever the cakes may be. I mean, I don't want
this to come as so abrasive and so blunt, but
the older I get the whole adage of like, people
don't know what they want. I think there's a large
part of that, and we'll not saying that people don't
know what they want, but you only want the things

(02:23:52):
that are in existence, So new things, you only like
two percent of the new things coming out. But here's
the breaking news. You need one hundred percent of new
things to happen so that two percent of new things
stick around.

Speaker 4 (02:24:06):
There.

Speaker 3 (02:24:06):
You can find that right now. So that's what I
mean by like, I'm not sold on people don't exactly
know what they want, especially when it comes to off
the press new creative ventures.

Speaker 2 (02:24:15):
But with AI, when it comes to creating entertainment, I think,
isn't there a connection we have with the band isn't
there a connection we have with the director or the
actor or the actress, or the musician or the bass
player or the guitar player, Like I mean, if you
created an AI band, I mean in some of these
K pop bands almost seem like that already, But if
you created that, you would only have a connection to

(02:24:38):
the song because there is no producer, there is no character,
there is no lead singer. He doesn't have a drug
problem or five kids from five different women. But that's
part of the story of the stuff that we like
as people when it comes to our entertainment. We like
the fact that Stanley Kubrick directed that movie. We like
the fact that George Lucas came up with that idea.
And if it's just made by AI, there is nobody

(02:25:00):
to admire so other than the thing itself. I mean,
isn't that part of it? Though you and I have
had myriad conversations about this, I just think it.

Speaker 3 (02:25:08):
Goes back to it's not a black and white thing,
going back to the video games that like, well, then
what's the spectrum of Like officially you've used the AI.
We can't count this versus not because like AI. I
think I used AI on today's episode in the sense
of I just had to quickly look something out up.
But it's Google on crack and at least that's my

(02:25:32):
experience with it.

Speaker 2 (02:25:33):
As a research tool, yes, But as a creative tool,
it's much more than that.

Speaker 3 (02:25:37):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (02:25:38):
And again like if you did stand up, right, if
you if you just created a stand up character and
it never went on stage, it just put out memes
or just.

Speaker 3 (02:25:46):
How to put out Instagram reels.

Speaker 2 (02:25:49):
I don't think it would be popular because there's nobody
behind it. There's no personality behind it. You're just getting
a machine, a directive. And I do believe that that
has value to people. Like to have said, now, you know,
maybe in one hundred years or fifty years or twenty
five years, it won't have that same value. But I
believe right now people like Fleetwood Mac because not only
is the music good, but they know the story of

(02:26:10):
Lindsay Buckingham and Stevie and Mick and and all the
members of the band.

Speaker 3 (02:26:14):
And to counter that, I would say, if both of
them died and they I don't think they do any shows.
Hologram shows exist, Yeah, I know, but again like but
they aren't.

Speaker 2 (02:26:25):
Look, can I tell you they have existed, but they're
not prevalent, and they're novel killing it their novel. Nobody
really is doing it because nobody really wants to see it.
I mean you may see it once, like if they
hologrammed Elvis. I mean some old people may go see
it once, but they're not going to see that more
than three or four times.

Speaker 4 (02:26:40):
I guess maybe a.

Speaker 2 (02:26:41):
Residency at Vegas because it's a novelty, but that's not
a thing you can do around.

Speaker 3 (02:26:46):
How futuristic could you get if there was a Vegas
hologram residence residency for Elvis? Yeah, dude, I mean totally
where it would work. Yeah, sure it would happen. That's
exactly what can I tell you?

Speaker 2 (02:26:59):
The sphere would be that setting, right, because it's almost
expected that you're going to have an out of body
experience there.

Speaker 5 (02:27:04):
Jesus.

Speaker 2 (02:27:05):
Just some of the stuff I've seen online with the
spear is mind blowing and I've not even even been there.
Just some of the images when you watch them on
a big screen. Our clown show weird.

Speaker 3 (02:27:15):
I've been watching this. Ay, I Robot Cloyd, full of
that towel. I can do it so much. Yeah, in
less than eight grand it's not that good, all right, dob,
what are you here for news?

Speaker 7 (02:27:25):
Well, we're gonna talk about SpaceX celebrating another launch. What
a study says will happen if you stop taking ozempic
uh oh, and where you can see Bruno Mars on tour.
We'll talk about that next during you heard it here first, all.

Speaker 2 (02:27:38):
Let's take little break, will come back and get Dev's
news and get the hell out of here for the weekend.

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What the hell is Angel listening to?

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Speaker 9 (02:28:35):
I think this whole thing with AI and stuff is
gonna be a generational thing. We don't like it, but
we were raised with what was before it, much like music.
We grew up with albums and CDs, and that's what
we like. But kids going up today don't know that.
They just know the digital everything's there. So I just
think it's gonna be a generational thing. We don't like it,
but the future they might want it.

Speaker 4 (02:28:57):
Hey, you're right right now.

Speaker 10 (02:28:58):
The robots are gonna know what size we are. I'll
underwear on our underwear. Oh yeah, they they know how.

Speaker 12 (02:29:05):
Our damn square foot of our houses are in our yards.

Speaker 5 (02:29:09):
Yeah, I have solid terminator.

Speaker 4 (02:29:13):
Yep, it's here. I have a heartble news for you, buddy.

Speaker 2 (02:29:18):
You're way behind when it comes to protecting your privacy
and information. You are grossly behind. You grab the smartphone.
If you didn't start that, let's say birth, you are screwed.
If you haven't lived in a cabin with no power,
no access to the internet, you are screwed.

Speaker 3 (02:29:37):
Bad news, all right? Four seven nine one text seven
seven zero three one.

Speaker 4 (02:29:41):
I'm Jim.

Speaker 2 (02:29:41):
There's deb Hello, Jack is here. Yeah, Ross's as well.
It's true, man, I gotta tell you this weekend in Sandford.
If you like scot punk that kind of music.

Speaker 4 (02:29:50):
There nice.

Speaker 2 (02:29:51):
There is a thing happening in Sandford. I think this
is like the six or seventh when they've.

Speaker 3 (02:29:54):
Done Yeah, this is Florida Underground Fast number six. What
what an insane fun party.

Speaker 2 (02:30:00):
It's literally the entire city of Sandford and it's headed
up by our friends over the super Villains. They're gonna
be playing the entire thing. So many great bands, dude,
over eighty bands.

Speaker 3 (02:30:11):
It's tonight, it's tomorrow, and it's Sunday, and you can
get details if you want. I mean eighty bands, that's
a lot to listen. But yeah, they're playing at Toughe's
Music Box, Toffy's Courtyard, Celery City, west End Courtyard, west
End Live, so all throughout those venues in downtown Sanford.
But if you want details, just search on either Facebook

(02:30:32):
or Instagram. Search for Florida Underground Fest. Yeah, Florida Underground
Fest right.

Speaker 2 (02:30:37):
Yeah, And if you get a chance to see the
unbelievable super Villains, go check them out. They are Orlando
legends and they're also great people as well. So you
ever seen nobody? Yeah, yeah, just so much fun. I
bought a ticket for them when I was in high
school in Orlando.

Speaker 3 (02:30:52):
So check this out there.

Speaker 2 (02:30:53):
I have a video of me at a show with
my wife in Sandford at West End, and remember the
dude dances by me and like a USA thong. Yes,
he just comes sconne by me. Yeah, and I just
gonna look at him. I'm like, okay, well, maybe I
shouldn't be here.

Speaker 3 (02:31:08):
You look like you fit.

Speaker 2 (02:31:09):
I look like the odd guy out like a million
So all right, dud dee, let's get some news.

Speaker 10 (02:31:14):
No, alright, let's go home this time for you heard
it here first on the Jim Corberg Show.

Speaker 4 (02:31:21):
Etchelant Child Wait.

Speaker 7 (02:31:23):
SpaceX launched another batch of its Starlink satellites from Cape
Canaveral Space Force Station today, following in earlier delay. The
Falcon nine rocket lifted off at around four forty pm
this afternoon.

Speaker 4 (02:31:34):
This is the twenty ninth.

Speaker 7 (02:31:36):
Flight for the booster, which has supported twenty four previous
Starlink missions.

Speaker 3 (02:31:41):
That's cool. My wife would have seen that from the
deck of a cruise ship.

Speaker 4 (02:31:43):
Oh that is cool.

Speaker 10 (02:31:44):
Yeah.

Speaker 7 (02:31:45):
Now, SpaceX plans to launch another batch of Starlink satellites
on Sunday, so let her know she might still be
able to see it, all right, A new study says
people who stopped taking weight loss injections are likely.

Speaker 3 (02:31:56):
To gain the weight back.

Speaker 4 (02:31:57):
There you go, regain all their way within two years.

Speaker 7 (02:32:01):
New research published by the British medical journal Lancet looked
at the weight loss medication sold under the brand names
o Zepic, we Go, v Manjaro and zep Bound. Unfortunately,
I found those who take the drugs often start regaining
the weight within a month after stopping the medication, and
that all of the user's weight loss will likely be

(02:32:21):
regained within two years of.

Speaker 2 (02:32:23):
The diet suppression thing. Man, it just makes you not
want to eat. I've heard people say that you just
don't want to eat. Don't you just don't want to eat?

Speaker 7 (02:32:29):
You can literally have a cracker and be full, and
it's that slow stomach emptying that makes it so difficult.

Speaker 4 (02:32:36):
Okay.

Speaker 7 (02:32:37):
Bruno Mars will be bringing his new tour to Tampa
later this year. The Grammy Winner is the Romantic Tour
is Mars's first tour in nearly a decade. It'll make
a stop in Tampa at Raymond James Stadium on September twelfth,
is only Florida stop. Tickets go on sale to the
general public next Thursday, January fifteenth, and you heard it

(02:32:57):
here first on the Jim Coulbert Show.

Speaker 3 (02:32:59):
Thank you em who do we have to think today?

Speaker 4 (02:33:01):
Young lady. We want to thank at Tourney Mo de Witch, Yeah,
injured on the good.

Speaker 3 (02:33:05):
Chesa super cool guy, man. I appreciate that, Mo.

Speaker 7 (02:33:08):
Thank you very much, be very much so for saucing
up our fridays. I also want to thank Corona Cigar Company.
Don't forget the great deal that they're offering this week.

Speaker 3 (02:33:17):
That's right, man, it's that Corona. Let me double check
this here.

Speaker 2 (02:33:20):
It is the Corona Nico Roguin selection Maduro Robusto only
seventy nine ninety five for the box.

Speaker 3 (02:33:24):
That is literally a thirty eight percent discount from normal.

Speaker 4 (02:33:26):
RESI that is a great price.

Speaker 7 (02:33:28):
I also want to thank Fayaz Kara, restaurant critic for
The Orlando Weekly, just in case you missed his twelve
byites and his best Restaurants for closing out twenty twenty five.
His podcast has already been posted at the Jim Clovert Show.
And then, last but never least, Sam Bowen and Candice
Rich for running our YouTube chat.

Speaker 4 (02:33:47):
Thanks. I appreciate that, and no I am not filtered
on our YouTube.

Speaker 2 (02:33:50):
Jack question, oh the day, do you take vacations or
getaways without your spouse or significant other?

Speaker 4 (02:33:56):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (02:33:56):
I asked that because my wife is on like a
friend's trip on a little cruise right now, and this
is like one of the first, like one of the
only times we've ever done this, and so it's not
normal for us.

Speaker 3 (02:34:06):
You do your golf weekend, and I knew my golf weekend.

Speaker 4 (02:34:08):
Yeah, but that doesn't count.

Speaker 3 (02:34:10):
Jack, Well, it's just like three days.

Speaker 4 (02:34:11):
It's not like a you know, I think it's I
think it's healthy. I think it is.

Speaker 3 (02:34:15):
I think it is as well.

Speaker 2 (02:34:16):
Yeah, I really, yeah, yeah, yeah, out of the house.
The absence makes the heart grow fond for me, I say,
thirty eight percent say they do not too bad. Forty
one Yeah, it's not too bad. We almost half the
audience is okay with it because, I mean Phillips who
worked here, obviously, Jim Phillips, the legend he and his
wife used to do that.

Speaker 3 (02:34:35):
I mean, Jim will take these vacations because he had.

Speaker 2 (02:34:37):
These obscure hobbies and in transient and that you go
to Aquay, right, exactly right, You go ride a horse
across Argentina.

Speaker 4 (02:34:46):
Stand up. Yes.

Speaker 3 (02:34:47):
In fact, this is a big weekend. I'm gonna start
telling you guys about it now. Valentine's Day weekend. I
am headlining a new club out in Daytona, Christy B
the club. That's right, February fourteenth, two shows. February thirteenth,
two shows. Damn four total shows. It's happening Daytona. More

(02:35:07):
information soon. What a great Valentine's Day date that would be?

Speaker 4 (02:35:11):
Olivia?

Speaker 3 (02:35:12):
Yeah, yeah, I got the car payment.

Speaker 4 (02:35:15):
We're good.

Speaker 2 (02:35:17):
Seriously, Like go to the Garlic or something like that
or over there in Samarna and then head over to Daytona.

Speaker 4 (02:35:21):
For the show.

Speaker 3 (02:35:22):
That'd be a great date. Vale. All right, Jack, let's
go kiss you and Jack he his wife's on a cruise.

Speaker 4 (02:35:30):
I guess I got a date.

Speaker 3 (02:35:32):
I gotta find out this week I gotta what are
you guys doing to find out this weekend?

Speaker 2 (02:35:35):
I gotta program my new laptop this weekend. I gotta
find I gotta find out this way.

Speaker 3 (02:35:39):
I got a new laptop. No you programming?

Speaker 17 (02:35:44):
All right?

Speaker 3 (02:35:44):
I'll be having deb Jack and Ross. I'm Joky, Falling
and Junkie. They follow the monsters in the morning after
us It's Tom Daan with a Corbett Time. It's our
friends from Real Laps. It's what the hell is Angel
listening to?

Speaker 2 (02:35:53):
It's the Orlando Shine Show Tomorrow. Uh smells like the
nineties all week and long. Sunday Morning. It's not only
Sunday Morning coming down, but it's Captain's Log Radio with
Jack Bradshaw and first mate Naomi Bradshaw dot Com. We'll
see you Monday three for more than Jim Colbert Showuntil then,
have yourself a fantastic weekend, guys, See you Monday.

Speaker 1 (02:36:11):
Bye.

Speaker 4 (02:36:14):
High Day, Ginger Brandy.

Speaker 1 (02:36:16):
If you missed any part of today's show, check out
The Jim Colbert Show on demand, and for highlighted feature segments,
listen to The Jim Colbert The Goods.

Speaker 10 (02:36:24):
Both are available for free on the iHeartRadio app.

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