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I agree, I agree, I hate everything about it.

Speaker 3 (01:45):
First thing, First, I'm sitting here, it's two fifty six,
two fifty six.

Speaker 5 (01:52):
Uh.

Speaker 2 (01:52):
Tom walks in and within forty seconds says, Oh, by
the way, I'm bringing you a mystery guest on this shows.
You will be here at five twenty. It was promoting
something I've never heard of, just your show.

Speaker 6 (02:07):
He told me.

Speaker 3 (02:08):
Cleared cleared it Jack?

Speaker 2 (02:11):
What did you cleared with?

Speaker 3 (02:13):
Jack goes? What do we need to do?

Speaker 2 (02:14):
At the time, and we just got to do this thing.

Speaker 3 (02:16):
And Jack's like okay, and then Jack tells you, and
then Jimmy gets a mad face and then you guys,
and then jim is a mess.

Speaker 7 (02:22):
It was a mess.

Speaker 3 (02:23):
I owe all types of favors around town, Jimmy and uh.
Then I owed a favor to a person that helped
me with something. And then I'm like, hey, minute, is
this to pay for your run tail? I'm asking serious
questions now. Is just to pay for your run training?

Speaker 8 (02:37):
No?

Speaker 3 (02:37):
Is that really the pay it's unspoken rule you're taking off.

Speaker 2 (02:42):
Do you think I don't understand what's happening? What do
you have on you right now? How much of that
did this mystery guest kick to you come in to
promote this on my show?

Speaker 6 (02:51):
No?

Speaker 2 (02:51):
No, this just to pay someone trainer?

Speaker 3 (02:53):
Is the payback favors from back in the day. I'm like,
I get you on Colbert Show, and then that'll make
us good.

Speaker 2 (03:01):
I didn't get you on.

Speaker 3 (03:07):
Bying radio.

Speaker 2 (03:09):
Is a big guy I'm selling let me see a
fall of a bike? Is he to get a box? Uh?

Speaker 3 (03:19):
Donald Junior? Politics?

Speaker 2 (03:24):
Are we doing badly? Practice politics?

Speaker 9 (03:27):
Right?

Speaker 8 (03:27):
Four?

Speaker 2 (03:27):
Our seven nine four one text seven seven zero three one.
I I actually have something I want to talk about
real quick that you guys don't know about that. I
think you'll kind of freak out because we we didn't
get to talk about this when I was on your
show last. By the way Tom and Dan podcast, you
can find it anywhere in Orlando.

Speaker 10 (03:41):
Tom and Dan dot comment. Hey, thank you for letting
us be here. Appreciate get out here please, It's just
good to see it.

Speaker 3 (03:45):
Man, it's always Jack and me for this.

Speaker 2 (03:51):
Have you guys ever known someone who went missing, like
a legit missing person? Have you ever do you guys
know anybody that or know anybody that knows anybody or
as a family where somebody literally disappeared.

Speaker 3 (04:03):
So my step grandfather with my dad, uh did technically
disappear during Hurt and Andrew, And they only found my
dad and they never found him, and then they end
up finding it found his skeleton like twenty years later
in the ocean by some um researchers or whatever. But
he was missing my whole life and no one ever

(04:25):
knew where he was. And he put him back together
and he's in his living room.

Speaker 2 (04:29):
Did you know that everybody assumed like he passed away,
but they never found it. Right, So technically my step
grandfather did go missing and you know it was found later.
I think that counts. So uh. I told the story
about I don't know two three four weeks ago, right
before I went on vacation this.

Speaker 3 (04:44):
Yeah, yeah, you did hear it?

Speaker 11 (04:45):
Well?

Speaker 10 (04:46):
I listened to you guys like I mean, I listen
you guys think daily every days?

Speaker 2 (04:50):
What do you call your guys? One? I love it,
thank you and I, by the way, the text prove
it because you send me text all the time while
were doing the first.

Speaker 3 (04:56):
I'm gonna stop doing that.

Speaker 2 (04:58):
Leave alone.

Speaker 3 (04:58):
Don't leave me alone? Please?

Speaker 2 (05:00):
Ye as God. So the issue was, is I have
a disabled cousin that h has you know, obviously been
around for Wagg's in his mid fifties. Now he was
born hydrosopholic?

Speaker 3 (05:11):
Do you know what that is?

Speaker 2 (05:13):
There is a very unflattering term.

Speaker 12 (05:15):
I know it.

Speaker 13 (05:16):
I know it.

Speaker 3 (05:17):
Can you say it or not?

Speaker 2 (05:17):
Can you not say? You can't? You can say it
just to yeah, yeah waterhead? So you have the head.
That's so what happens is or not? Don't make you laugh?

Speaker 3 (05:28):
What are you laughing about?

Speaker 2 (05:30):
What's about?

Speaker 6 (05:30):
Nothing?

Speaker 2 (05:30):
Don't worry about you Daniels making me laugh? What are
you laughing about? I'm not laughing about anything. I'm just saying,
what are you laughing about? Nothing? You can you say
the word hydrop Okay, Anyway, what happened was this. What
happened was is uh he has you know, is uh?
His head is bigger because as a child, I guess
there's a dram whether as you're growing up that fluid

(05:53):
comes out of your head, and it didn't happen, so
his skull expanded. It also caused myriad other issues. He's
had I think twenty five or so surgeries throughout his life.
Matter of fact, he just had the shunts that they
have to put in the back of his head replaced.
So you have to do that like every fifteen or
eighteen years or whatever the case may be. Has a
mentality of about a fourteen year old. Great guy, by
the way, a great guy, disabled to the point where

(06:14):
he couldn't work. He actually used to work at Walmart
as a greeter, but he couldn't stand for that long anymore,
so he just kind of moved on from that. He
couldn't stand the people of Walmart. Yeah, he's been on
disability for a while, and I found out about a
month ago that he is missing. When he was in
the care of his brother after his father passed away,

(06:34):
his uh he checked. He was checked into o RMC
for a certain reason, and that the last we heard
that he was checked in there. He was discharged and
then sent somewhere else and that's the last his brother
saw him. That was a year ago, so we didn't
know where he was. So I started making some phone

(06:55):
calls today and I'm going to tell you something that's
really wild about this.

Speaker 3 (06:58):
Now.

Speaker 2 (06:58):
He is disabled, but in the same sense he's able
because he was married at one point. Right, he's able
to kind of make it through life, but he couldn't
support himself because he can't physically. Right, he's on disability,
but his disability check is pennies. I mean, it's like nothing.
You live by himself or he's taking care of well,
we don't know, Like, we don't know where he is.
He was married, but the woman who was married he
was married to left him and threw him out. And

(07:20):
then that's when he went into the care of his brother.
In the care of his brother, things went downhill because
his brother does not have his s together at the
nth level, and then once he checked himself in his hospital,
the brother just kind of said, you know, just kind
of pieced out. So and we just found out the family,
the remainder of the family, because we don't really have
any contact with the brother, Yeah, that he was that

(07:41):
nobody knew where he was. So we've been looking for
a month. We have been trying to get information. But
he let me tell you something, don't ever get in
that scenario. You're not getting anything out of anybody. Yes,
because I'm not a legal guardian. I got some some
paperwork today that I have to fill out and try
to get some information.

Speaker 3 (07:57):
You're obviously trying to hell, I'm trying to find him.

Speaker 2 (07:59):
His brother's actually not helping very much at all, actually,
which is a little scary as you might imagine, sure,
because his brother got a history that isn't really savory,
and you know, we got real nervous as a family
because we didn't know what the hell was going on.
But we found out today that he was discharged from
ORMC and he doesn't even live here. They were living
in a car here, okay, And then he went to

(08:20):
the hospital for a certain reason, and then we found
out today or I found out today that he was
discharge March of last year, middle of March of last year.
So after that happened, no one's heard from him. No
one knows where he is now. Again, he's not so
disabled to know that I live here in Orlando. He
knows that, he knows my name, he knows how to
get a hold of me. He would know, hey, look

(08:40):
he's on the radio. Is easy to find. You can
go find him. He knows his uncle, his number and
everything else. No word, no nothing, no attempt for him
to tell somebody to contact us, to say hey, look
this is where I am, or anything like that. So
now I have the forms. I've got to fill them
out and send him in with my driver's license and
everything like that and kind of find out if I'm
going to be able to kind of get approved to

(09:01):
get any more information to find out where he is. Wow,
that's crazy. That's That's just like kind of a heads
up for the audience because I talked about it about
a month ago, but I haven't really given any given
any more updates. And this is the only update I
have is this was where I'm filling that information out tonight.

Speaker 10 (09:15):
Is it possible he doesn't know he's missing, No possible way, Okay, yeah,
because and he knows people are looking for him.

Speaker 2 (09:22):
It's not like we have family that's still I mean
like he has other he has my sister, you know,
he's other cousinsch that know who he is, know where
he is. I mean, he's again, although he has the
mentality of like maybe a fifteen or sixteen year old,
it's not in the sense that he's not like dumb
or the r work like he's able to make it
through life. He knew he would know how to spend money,

(09:43):
he knows how to do things. But and that's what
makes it so weird is that he hasn't reached out
to anybody in the family, and we know he knows.
Would you consider him impressionable? Yes? Could the and who
was his temporary guardian the would have been brother because
his father passed away at the same time my mom
passed away, remember like half my family died. But rather

(10:05):
possibly in whatever form, for whatever reason, turned him against
the rest of the family, trying to say that they're
out to get you or something. Is it possible, I guess.
But the thing is is that's what is my cousin
is a very good person. I would turn everyone against him, Yeah,
I did. I said, what would Daniel do with Yeah, yeah,
you turn everyone against him very easily. He's a good person.

(10:29):
So we we But the truth is I do not know,
because man, I'm sorry, we're dealing with that and I
wish you could.

Speaker 3 (10:35):
Yeah, hopefully this paperwork filling out will give you access
to healthily do some help for this.

Speaker 2 (10:40):
We just want to find it. Because here's the other thing.
Like his brother claimed that he was sent to another facility,
which sounded shaky right off rip. But when I talked
to the facility today, the information they could give me was, yes,
they will not release somebody from from the hospital.

Speaker 3 (10:54):
What's the word.

Speaker 2 (10:55):
They will not discharge anyone from the hospital if they
don't have a safe place to go. Now, So he
could be stuck in some institution.

Speaker 3 (11:03):
He could be in there.

Speaker 2 (11:04):
He could be in some institution.

Speaker 3 (11:05):
Now.

Speaker 2 (11:05):
The other thing it's interesting is Florida does have an
indigent list, like if you are like if you become
homeless and you're mentally ill and you're incapable of taking
care of yourself, which sounds weird because we know that
makes up about seventy five percent of the homeless population
anywhere in America for that matter. But there is a list,
like there's a website you can go and check to
see if you know the person that's on that list,

(11:26):
and he doesn't appear on that list as an indigit
in other words, like a ward to the state. That's
the other thing was a little scary, right, a little
sketch because you're like, okay, well, I mean theoretically it
would have been a year he definitely would have been
part of this list and his name is nowhere.

Speaker 3 (11:38):
Yeah, but I also know that whoever in the government
is in charge of updating that list doesn't do it.
That a job, right, I'll get it right. If everybody
want to go to Applebee's were filling out later, un,
I'll just say and brought Backdale president this year.

Speaker 2 (12:00):
Just for that reason.

Speaker 3 (12:01):
The government is an efficient doing anything, so he knows
how updated every anything is.

Speaker 2 (12:06):
And the funny thing you should mention that is right
after this happened, is when I checked the website. I
went to check it last week and the website was down,
So it kind of support your theory. And maybe they're
not exactly efficient like we think they should be.

Speaker 3 (12:20):
And also you're you're also going against like how our
society set up the rules and laws, and it's like, well,
it's not illegal as an adult to disappearing, to disappear,
it's not your legal right to excommunicate yourself with anybody
you've ever known and disappear.

Speaker 2 (12:37):
And that's why.

Speaker 3 (12:38):
And a lot of people they, you know, they have
to spend a lot of time and legal process to
even get someone to be declared missing if someone goes,
because they're you know, they have to convince. They're like, hey,
if you don't have any evidence of foul play or
this person, you know, some crime being committed, then you're
allowed to disappear. You are.

Speaker 2 (12:57):
And oddly enough, the work guardarian is also very interesting
as well, because I don't even think his brother was
quught a guardian. I was using the word guardian as
this he had nowhere else to go. She has no
other family that was willing to take care of him
or help out of the time, because we didn't know, Like,
he isn't a legal guardian of his brother because his
brother is a grown ass fan. Like I said, his
brother up until his divorce had a better life than

(13:20):
the guy was supposed to be taking care of him,
had a place to live, had a job, his wife
had a job. They had safety, you know, I mean
they were there, they were in her hometown, they knew everybody. Unraveled,
but completely unraveled because then he's with his brother, and
his brother has no guidance and his no really isn't
in any shape or could barely take care of himself.
Does he have any social media? Four text us at

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seven seven zero three one.

Speaker 3 (13:46):
Jacket TikTok I saw dancing?

Speaker 2 (13:52):
Anything to stop him from commenting, Please say anything.

Speaker 3 (13:55):
Look at him?

Speaker 2 (13:55):
Go coming up. A major bust today reveals that undocumented
immigrants are just like us, meaning they also too can
be the victims of scammers. We find out who the
daddy is sort of in the IVF mix up and
the latest AI scam targeting pet owners. Plus you're feeling
all right, you know who's not Dave Mason. More on

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that after we get back, all right, borrow seven nine
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Back in a second with Jack's news and more than
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Speaker 3 (14:41):
Good you cover cream. You know how you have favorite
tea back in rocklaid back and run.

Speaker 14 (14:50):
Today we raise a beer to today's date. It's a
holiday that all potheads can get behind. We get to
do four twenty over again because today is four twenty two.

Speaker 2 (15:02):
All y'all? All right, thanks Buddy Stoner Math. Yeah yeah,
Fun is your three o'clock You were Fun. Go to
a real radio out of him and send that away
for your chance one thousand bucks. I'm Jim, Tom and
Dan here with us today, Jack as well. Ye, Danny
has the news. Let's get it.

Speaker 1 (15:18):
It's time for j CS news.

Speaker 4 (15:22):
Wow.

Speaker 1 (15:22):
This guy gotta put his name on everything.

Speaker 2 (15:24):
It's in my contract ed.

Speaker 1 (15:25):
Here's the news on the Jim Colberg Show.

Speaker 2 (15:29):
All right, we're gonna start the news with a celebrity passing.
And I put this in strictly because we have Daniel
Dennis here today. I figured Daniel would recognize or connect
with this person, mister Dave Mason Traffic. Yeah yeah, yeah,
there you go. Yeah, Bridge rock legend. Maybe we just disagree, Baby,
what a good song. Founding member of the band Traffic

(15:50):
and the voice behind classics like Feeling all Right, which
really became famous after Joe Cocker did it, and then
a number of others have done it, but he had
we just disagree. Also some songs that we qualify as
yacht rock. So be paying a little tribute to him
on Sundays Nice Captain saug Radio. Anyway, he was. He
actually died on Sunday. They just released the information in Nevada,

(16:11):
seventy nine years old. But he worked with legends. He
worked with Jimmy Hendrix, George Harrison, McCartney, the Stones, and
he is a inductee in the Rock and Roll Hall
of Fame. Yeah, a lot of outpouring today for Dave Mason.
A lot of very very famous and legendary rock stars
paying their tributes to Dave.

Speaker 10 (16:28):
He didn't go the way of the lead singer of
Pink Floyd, who was that gentleman Roger Waters. Yeast he
was crazy. But Waters isn't he super grumpy and and
he's like bitter all the time, and every headline that
he has is bad. And I think to myself, you're
a rock legend, and it kind of makes me sad.

(16:48):
I can be serious for a second. I look at
people that had that legendary status, and I hate it
when I see them like poisoning it, you know, like.

Speaker 2 (16:56):
He's the reason Pink Floyd doesn't together anymore.

Speaker 3 (16:58):
Yeah, well, Jane's addiction. They did it right.

Speaker 10 (17:01):
They fell apart on stage and had a fistfight, and
then they seemingly, now I don't know if this is true,
but seemingly they came together agreed that the best thing
for their image would be to patch it up. Whether
it's real or not, it doesn't matter. They patched it up.
They all shook hands. No more lawsuits. We ended here,
and then they're staying together for the legacy. I think
that's smart, that's awesome. Why not just agree, Hey we

(17:21):
just disagreed. Hey, Mason tied it in.

Speaker 2 (17:23):
But the thing with Roger Waters is he was the
only one still touring and performing that music, so it
was really the only way to stay connected to Like
I never I did not get to see Pink Floyd
as Pink Floyd. I've got to see Roger Waters twice
doing that all of Pink Floyd hit.

Speaker 3 (17:40):
Roger Waters fired his son from a cover band.

Speaker 2 (17:43):
Yeah, his son is.

Speaker 3 (17:46):
In a Pink Floyd cover band, and Roger waters funny.
I'm pretty sure that's true.

Speaker 2 (17:51):
You can look that up. This guy's crazy like And
by the way, Van Halen did this a very long
time ago, even back during the davidly roth days. Davidly
Roffe was so unbearable as a human being that the
band used to travel in separate buses, and that freaked
people out when they first heard that. But this is
the only way they could actually keep the machine together,
to keep making money, was just to stay away from
each other until it was showed to But Dave.

Speaker 3 (18:11):
Mason seemed like a good dude in traffic, you know,
legendary British.

Speaker 2 (18:14):
So something that affects us all right. Now, Florida is
on fire. It's the worst wildfire season in a decade.
Because of the weather, it's like great weather to the hangout,
but if you're a fire, it's lovely weather because you
had that wind, it's a little crisper, lower humidity. There
are more than one hundred active wildfire state wide, and again,

(18:37):
worst fire season in over ten years. Nearly ninety nine
percent of Florida is in some level of drought. That
means if you are a person who likes to throw
your cigarette butt out the window. Don't put it in
your mouth and then punch yourself in the face a
few times.

Speaker 3 (18:53):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (18:53):
By the way, north central or central part of the
state up by tallahasseeing a little bit lower than that
is the worst than the nation. It's the worst drought
scenario in the entire country. So today we have some
clouds moving in, isolated showers are possible highs in the
upper seventies. Bad news is it's not going to last
too long. Okay. So Florida Immigration Agency the frauds hundreds

(19:18):
of undocumented immigrants out of millions. It's an Orange County
immigration agency and they were accused of scamming these immigrants
out more than twenty million dollars. But Sheriff John Mina,
Orange County Sheriff John Mina, as it shut down. He
made the announcement today saying Legacy AMIGRA promised to help
clients gain legal status in the US, but instead operated

(19:40):
what he called the criminal enterprise rooted in fraud, manipulation,
and extortion. He said the agency prayed upon vulnerable families,
many of them Brazilian nationals, who paid large sums of
money but got no closer to becoming legal residents and
at worst are the people running it were all Hispanic. Yeah,
so they used their ethnicity again, it's their own people

(20:01):
to take money from them with the promise of citizenship.

Speaker 3 (20:04):
Genius.

Speaker 2 (20:05):
Oh my god, so smart. Yeah, that's genius. It's literally
so smart. Oh my gosh, this is how I got
to be give an American, I could do it for
your toom.

Speaker 3 (20:13):
Well, this man's just so good. You walk in, you
look around, everybody's Fanish.

Speaker 2 (20:17):
You're like, ah, before you start going out on your
own with that. All four were arrested and faced charges
including racketeering, organized fraud, extortion, and unauthorized practice smart law. Yeah,
would you guys agree small price to pay for thirty
million dollars even for a year. I mean you're in
jail for thirty mil. Yeah, you know what I'm saying,
Like you whatever, they're gonna get you. At one point,

(20:37):
you saw thirty million dollars to spend and have a
good time with. So if you have two years with
thirty million access, is it is it worth eighteen months
in jail?

Speaker 3 (20:44):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (20:44):
No, I'm little in jail. I'm a past around like
a snick snack.

Speaker 3 (20:48):
You know you're Halloween.

Speaker 2 (20:50):
I'll do anything in jail two. I mean idiot. Now.
I know you guys, Tom and Dan, you've you've talked
about sloth World on your show. We're hard, we're part
owners and we're winning.

Speaker 3 (21:02):
Attack you give me a guy as.

Speaker 2 (21:04):
Well, and we took We took straings immediately after we
had him on.

Speaker 10 (21:07):
By the way, well we had him on, and I've
been telling everybody that attacks us and says like you
guys had him on.

Speaker 2 (21:13):
I'm like, Jim Colbert had him.

Speaker 3 (21:15):
You got to talk to Jack Bradshaw, producer Jim Colbert show.
I texted him the other day. I'm like, we could
still do some commercials. We just got awarded a little
different total. I'm calling it.

Speaker 2 (21:27):
A full rebrand. You know what the Slough money? Yeah, yeah,
they didn't pay advertise. We were just talking to him.

Speaker 3 (21:32):
Do you guys still have the shirts? Believe I do? Okay,
was gonna sell it? Is it is that bad? Does
that make me as bad as mine? Is still brand new?
And that me too?

Speaker 2 (21:44):
Yeah, you just have to take the Slough but xes
over his eyes.

Speaker 3 (21:47):
Now it's all AI artwork, So I don't feel bad
about it. I don't think they're gonna assume me, I
could put there. I could sell this, Tom Man.

Speaker 2 (21:53):
Look at that mousepad right in front of you.

Speaker 3 (21:59):
You blood on your mouth. You got blood in your mouth.
Oh my god, that's so cute. Yeah, yeah, I should
sell those. What happened they?

Speaker 2 (22:08):
I mean, they had space heaters plugged into extension cords.
That's rule number one with a space heater, you don't
use them on extension cord. No, this is real bad.
They flipped circuits. Uh, and when it was really cold,
they had these things in a warehouse and when and
it got really cold, they ended up freezing our cold
stun and you know, it ended up killing them because

(22:29):
they were counting on these space heaters. But well, you know, okay,
so they also shipped emaciated ones to them. They lost
thirty one total. Yeah, some came even. Yeah it's already deceased,
which is so that's just our first sales guy for
Tom and Dan ended up being the marketing guy for
sooth World. Yeah, that's how we did that. We had
him on the Yeah, that's how we recruit.

Speaker 3 (22:48):
By the way, if you work for weird places, were like,
you're the guy he left.

Speaker 2 (22:53):
He left the company the next day.

Speaker 3 (22:54):
Yeah, no, yeah, he loved it, but so apparently, and
then I did some more like when I was reading
an article about this. So sloss are one of the
only mammals that have a hard time regulating their own
body temperature r correct, So then it's not necessarily that
they froze to death. But when the temperature gets lower,
the bacteria that helps them break down their food, and

(23:15):
there's stomach bacteria. Yeah, so then their gut bacteria dies
when it gets colder. So it's not like I think
everybody imagined they just froze to death overnight.

Speaker 2 (23:24):
It was an iguana scenario. They're up in the tree.

Speaker 10 (23:27):
Everybody's thinking like they into the shining in front. No,
I don't think it's like that.

Speaker 2 (23:30):
I mean and killed the bacteria because the bacteria died
and there's something they couldn't digest any food, and then
they died and then disease that when they got brought over,
And like, it doesn't make it any less terrible. It's terrible.
But I think it seems like the guy was ill
prepared for this adventure. And I think even when talking

(23:53):
to him, he wanted to do this and you didn't
want this loss to die, but he was being negligent obviously,
and how to take care of Slass, and Florida law
doesn't even require Sloth World to report the debts. State
Representative Anna Escimani is now demanding at the operation be
shut down, calling this situation unacceptable and reaching out to

(24:14):
federal agency. Sloth World's owner calls the FWC report complete fiction.

Speaker 3 (24:19):
Yeah yeah, I was.

Speaker 2 (24:20):
Gonna sell my T shirt to Anna, and Sloss are
a sympathetic animal, right, I mean, some animals you can't
feel sorry for. Sloss are an animal you can certainly
feel sorry beloved, like one of the most beloved.

Speaker 3 (24:31):
And I don't think we've ever had more email from
people or just reaction for people that are like, oh
my god, this is so sad.

Speaker 15 (24:36):
It is.

Speaker 10 (24:37):
It's insanely sad. And it made me because I knew
you guys are going to bring this up. I wanted
to ask you, guys, is this one of those animals
where we have amplified how much we love it. I'll
give you an example. Remember right after the the Disney
uh uh cartoons one hundred and one dalmat everybody wanted
Dalmatian reason, not realizing how crazy they They're crazy. I

(24:57):
used to rescue them. You remember very well. I had
five at one in time. I'll never do that again.
There's nuts one of the worst times of my life, absolutely,
because they're just wild, snippy, crazy. They do buy. Their
temperament is not good. They're not good around children, but
people were buying them for kids. Have we sorted I'm
not saying we've done that with sloth, but we we
have made it one of the top tier. You ask kids,

(25:19):
what's your favorite animal? Sloth is up there. So here's
the method to the madness is, if you're going to
do a sloth world, you don't take into any consideration
like you're dealing with like what top five most cutest
speak of, Like Utopia did a sloth thing? Yeah, I
mean you're not dealing with like, hey, come on down
the goldfish world. You know what this is like, you're

(25:40):
dealing with an animal that the public.

Speaker 2 (25:42):
You said it, they gotta take better care. I didn't
want them to die. They just kept Florida all right.
Next story biological parents of Florida of Florida baby at
the center of the IDF mix up, they've identified. So
remember the couple they had a baby and they're like,

(26:04):
this baby doesn't look like us.

Speaker 3 (26:06):
It's something different.

Speaker 2 (26:07):
Well, they're like white guys. There was a brown baby.

Speaker 3 (26:12):
People are like, oh my god.

Speaker 2 (26:14):
And so yeah, they were suing the clinic. The clinic
has since shut down over the embryo mix up, but
they now know that the baby girl's biological parents are. However,
they're keeping their names private. Stephen Mills, Stephanie's Score. They
welcome the baby back in December after treatment at this
fertility center of Orlando, later learning a child was not

(26:35):
biologically related to them, and that was confirmed through genetic testing. Now,
their attorney says the biological parents have been identified, and
the family says those identities will be confidential. But in
the statement, the couple said this discovery closes one painful
chapter but raises new questions, including what happened to their embryos.
But they added, regardless of biology, they will love and

(26:58):
raise a child as their daughter. So wait a minute,
that's a kid now, Okay, legally it is it? Legally
is she gave birth to the I understand that, But
is birth more powerful than jeans?

Speaker 12 (27:09):
Okay?

Speaker 2 (27:10):
Hold on ver Secon I'm kind of Daniel on this.
So what about the couple that donated the embryo to
have the child that they don't have legal rights. We
talked to when Rachel Trimley was on the show. Last
time I was on, he said the panel listen, guy,
the people that actually gave birth, even though it's biologically
not theirs have legal rights over it and the biological

(27:33):
parents do not.

Speaker 10 (27:34):
But imagine imagine being the kid and and then this
is a I mean total mind f but imagine being
the kid, and then you're born, and those are your parents,
and they're very loving, wonderful people. But deep in your
I mean, you know that your parents are out there,
both of them, not just one of them, both of them, right, Yeah,
what is the cover story there.

Speaker 2 (27:55):
If you But they they knew about this because the
baby was you know, a whack right, yeah, like a baby.
How many people had a baby of the same color
and just assumed it's theirs and could have been mixed up.
I think there's gonna be a lot of DNA testing

(28:15):
going on. Oh my god, you're going after the fact
that you're trying to figure out home is all white babies?

Speaker 3 (28:22):
Yea, gross? They look like babies squirrels they're discussing, all right,
Just want to let you know because I know your
pet owners here, Tom, Do you guys have any pet
right now?

Speaker 6 (28:32):
No?

Speaker 3 (28:33):
Pet free?

Speaker 2 (28:35):
You hear that, everybody, I'm free, do what I leave
my house. No, I don't have to call nobody. He
had a really bad They had a bad experience with
their last dog. Their last dog went blind about five
years before randomly walk to the house in the middle
of the night, running in the walls.

Speaker 3 (28:50):
The air fly snappers, disease, holy crackheads, and this dog
they're gonna addict to the pain pills.

Speaker 2 (28:57):
Well, and they I scammed targets Florida pet owners with
fake emergency surgery. So Edgewater police over in Vlusia County,
they're warning Central Florida residents about this new scam. What
they do is they look for missing pets and they'll
they monitor lost pet like message boards on Facebook, next
door and neighborhood groups. They grab the photos, then they

(29:20):
use AI image generator to create convincing fake photos of
your pet on a vet operating tables. De Tom, you
like it's horny heading, he's loading claw and they call

(29:42):
you posing as a vet good Samattan or coptimating thousands
of dollars for emergency surgery before they return your animal.
A Deltona family nearly was scammed out of twenty eight
hundred bucks. However, just something you want to be careful
if they're if they refuse to meet in person, you
know there's a problem. Yeah, okay, And so finally we

(30:02):
will always like to leave it on a good note.
Central Florida heartwarmer for you. A wrestling coach becomes the
legal guardian after a student loses both parents to cancer.

Speaker 3 (30:12):
Yeah, yeah, very very cool story. Yeah.

Speaker 2 (30:15):
Mary Ellen Wingate Lake Mary High school wrestler lost her
mother to breast cancer at the age of eleven, lost
her father to liver in lung cancer during her sophomore year. Uh,
could have fallen through the cracks, but her wrestling coach,
Andy Rothenburg and his wife Michelle stepped up became her
legal guardians, and despite everything life through at her, she
has made it to the state wrestling finals three years running.

(30:37):
Coach Rothenburg and Mary Ellen appeared together on Good Day
Orlando this week, sharing their story about community that refusal
at one of its own based the hardest things in life. Yeah,
and go through that alone. Now, if you needed a
reason to feel good, there you go work for you, Tom,
I sell that story.

Speaker 3 (30:57):
How old was she? Because its like a team like
a teenager. Yeah, that's not that much work. Oh God,
I get slide.

Speaker 10 (31:06):
I get slide, like at least ten teenagers into my schedule.
If they're like sixteen plus, I can do ten.

Speaker 2 (31:11):
Yeah they already good.

Speaker 11 (31:12):
Drive.

Speaker 2 (31:12):
Oh we're gonna just have a roommate now, and I
don't like the drive. Now it's even easier alright for
our seven nine four one text seven seven zero three one.
Fun is your three o'clock You ord fun? Go to
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chance in a thousand bucks. Are pretty Darryl Payne from
Paw Affection Dog Training next, in the Ultimate Irony of

(31:40):
Sloth World.

Speaker 11 (31:42):
They could have saved those animals if they had been
a little bit quicker on the draw.

Speaker 2 (31:49):
All right, Welcome back to the Jim Gore Show or
a radio one of four point one. I am Jim,
Tom and Dan here with us today as well. Thanks boys,
appreciate it very much. Jack here as well, and about
every about once another. So for animal House, we'll bring
in this fine gentleman, Darryl Paine from Paw Affection Dog
Training we'll do a first segment here just kind of
introducing everybody, kind of get ramped up of what we
kind of do with Darryl. And then of course when

(32:09):
we come back at the top of the hour or
we'll start taking calls about your dog's behavior.

Speaker 7 (32:13):
Daryl, how you done, boy, Good to see you. I've
been noticed back coming in. You know that well, because
last time I hoped with these two guys, it took
me three days to calm down. It was like someone
a machine guming with wood.

Speaker 2 (32:25):
That's exact exactly what happens. And by the way, Darryl
is a professional dog trainer. Paw Affection Dog Training is
his business with his wife Penny. They have a couple
of clinics here in Orlando. You can visit any time
you want. They have a great Facebook community as well
where you go and seek for seek help there. But
what we do for this segment is we're just kind
of introducing you, setting it up, and then at the
top of the hour, you guys can call when we
go to break and then Daryl will actually take calls

(32:47):
if you have a pet that has a behavioral issue
and you want to see the dog. Huh yeah, yeah,
A dog that has a behavioral issue, not a sloth.
Darryl kind of helped guide you through what could help
to ease that up and just have curiosity before we
get going. I know we've done this for many, many years.
What's the number one request?

Speaker 12 (33:04):
Is it?

Speaker 8 (33:05):
Is it?

Speaker 2 (33:05):
Is it people? Is it jumping and palling and stuff
like that, or is it running? Do you know?

Speaker 7 (33:10):
Was it was jumping? Jumping? Barking is is kind of
the norm. But we're seeing a big increase in aggression.

Speaker 2 (33:17):
Now what kind of aggression just like just being agro altogether, justum.

Speaker 7 (33:20):
Aggression tools, humans, aggression tools other dogs.

Speaker 3 (33:22):
What was it politically related? Why?

Speaker 10 (33:25):
I wonder if there's something to that. Are we more
angry overalls? So does that raise the overall anger of
our pets?

Speaker 3 (33:32):
We know they pick up on that.

Speaker 16 (33:34):
Yeah.

Speaker 7 (33:34):
No, I think the reason for it is the new
the New Dangerous Dogs Act. People are worrying about that
now because the New Dangerous Dogs Act means that if
your dog just puts someone in fear for their safety,
that the contriger investigation. So I've had two I'm going
to this week where people the neighbors have reported them

(33:54):
because their dog barked at them, made them feel scared,
and now they're getting visits from some of the.

Speaker 3 (34:03):
A bunch of Karens, so the neighbors.

Speaker 7 (34:05):
So yeah, it's it's quadr Conian acts. And I think
people are song to panic. So they're worrying about their
dog barking other dogs in the street and and being
aggression to people. And I get that. I get all
of it because not many people deal with human aggressions,
so I get the lot.

Speaker 2 (34:20):
Interesting. I wonder would you ever get called as like
a character witness to a case like that like you
have done that.

Speaker 7 (34:25):
I was a cool I was an expert cool witness
in in England and I I've given evidence here as well.
For dun'tus dogs, you have to wear a wig.

Speaker 3 (34:35):
The differently there. Everybody wears a wig.

Speaker 7 (34:40):
You have to go to a whig school for them.

Speaker 2 (34:42):
What I would pay to you in a powdered wig
any hair really, So that is kind of interesting. So
if you had a client that came out to Popaction
Dog Training, they had a dog that they thought was
a little aggressive. You worked with that dog, You calmed
the dog down, but maybe the dog had a moment
and barked at somebody. One of these Karens and they
sued or whatever, and you would actually go to court
and give like a testimony on the dog's behalf.

Speaker 7 (35:06):
Well, when I was in the police, I was a
dangerous dog expert. They have four courts, so you know,
I've got all the qualifications. I need to go to
court with credibility to actually explain what happened, why it
had happened, whether the dog wasn't fault, whether the person
really prompted it, that kind of stuff.

Speaker 2 (35:22):
A Dangerous Dog Act. What what's the punishment meant for that?

Speaker 3 (35:25):
Like, I mean, Okay, your dog barks with somebody and
they feel scared, you just pay a fine or can
they put your dog down or take that dogaud.

Speaker 7 (35:32):
The barking of the person making them feel scared. That
that's just to initiate the investigation. After that, they'll look
at it. And then it really comes down to if
your dog bites somebody, from biting someone to killing a
domestic animal to killing someone, but a felony.

Speaker 2 (35:50):
But that also has to do with how the owner
is handling the dog, right, I mean, if the dog's
off leashuld does something crazy, the owner has to take
Some of the owners of that issue as well, doesn't I.

Speaker 7 (36:00):
Will take all the other y, yeah, because it shouldn't
have allowed the dog off leash, I understand.

Speaker 2 (36:03):
But what I'm talking out is Daniel saying put the
dog down, the dog bite somebody because not being tended to, well,
does the dog also pay that ultimate praise?

Speaker 7 (36:09):
Well, the putting the dog down thing is really the
last result unless someone dies. So really it's the second
or you know, the second defense or second serious offense.

Speaker 2 (36:19):
And actually that's what caused it, right because there was
a postal worker or a young boy that was killed, right,
well both yeah, yeah, there was the postal.

Speaker 7 (36:24):
Work of Pam Rock she was killed, and then a
young boy on a bike a couple of weeks later.

Speaker 3 (36:29):
But the.

Speaker 7 (36:32):
After the first investigation, if the dog is deemed to
be dangerous, so many factors are put into place where
the dog has to be muzzled, new to biker chips,
you know on Aleish at all times with a muzzle.
So they put a lot of a lot of things
into place, yeah, to stop it happening again. But if
it did happen again, if the dog escaped, then that's it.

Speaker 2 (36:52):
Really.

Speaker 7 (36:52):
Then the dogs to be euthanized and then it's going
to be either a misdemeanor or felny.

Speaker 2 (36:56):
How much different of the laws and floor in the
US for animal ownership than England.

Speaker 7 (37:02):
Not massively different, be honest. I mean in England the
biggest difference is there's breed specific legislation. So there are
now five breeds that you're not allowed to have.

Speaker 3 (37:11):
The banned bulldog, Rightweiler, Doberman, pincher. No, you should should
be uh you know duction miniature doctor and.

Speaker 7 (37:21):
His pitbull Dogo Argentino Phila Brasilierio, the new sort of
super pit bull really like the bully Balls or whatever.
The excel bullies they have just been banned. Mellen was, no, No,
Mallis Malis are okay, they shouldn't be a lunatic.

Speaker 2 (37:39):
Yeah, but they're so trainable though, right, oh yeah they are.

Speaker 7 (37:41):
But they then horrible pets. Yeah, they really, they were
terrible because they need so much.

Speaker 12 (37:46):
Man.

Speaker 2 (37:46):
I watched the video that they have a guy who
raises Belgian. Mallon was and there's it's only a farm, right,
and the things that it's got a gate, a normal
farm gate like that aluminum tu being farm gate. We
should a hundred times right and Uh. The the guys
like talking about how crazy he was to go into
the business of raging Belgian mellinise and he goes, this
is what I deal with all day. And he goes out.

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There's a pack of like five or six of them,
and there's one particular one. It goes up to the
fence and it's like somebody pushed a button and he
just went boying, just like straight jumped over the fence,
flat jumped, not running jumped. My man was standing next
to the fence and flat jumped over like like it
was a robot. It was the craziest thing ever. Smiling
the whole time.

Speaker 7 (38:26):
Yeah, they're legitimately mad. Yeah, I mean, incredible working dogs,
but they need to be worked or they need to
be hand with it. They really do not cass all.

Speaker 2 (38:35):
Right four seven nine one six four one. If you
have an issue with your dog's behavior, give us a
call again. That's four oh seven nine one six one
four one. Darrel will take these calls live next segment
and give you the best advice he possibly can to
get your dog into shape.

Speaker 3 (38:47):
Oh. I had a question for Darryl. I had a
dog growing up, a Rottweiler. Uh, and that was not
trained at all. It was mean as hell, And every
time we'd go to school, we'd have to throw a
little hot dog out the screen door to so it'd
run over there and get it, and we'd run out
the gate and then uh and it was so me
like it bit my dad a.

Speaker 7 (39:07):
Bunch of time.

Speaker 3 (39:07):
They hold you down one time and then your mom.

Speaker 2 (39:10):
Said stay still or something that's sorry.

Speaker 3 (39:12):
About having She's like, don't you dare move would stand
up and knock me off my toys and then stand
over me and then goral crazy. And then every my
mom was like, freeze, don't move Now.

Speaker 7 (39:25):
My shepherd did that to me in the old days
when your dad could beat you. Yeah, my dad went
to beat me one day and my shepherd knocked me
over and stood above me and growled and snowed at
my dad wouldn't le him near me. So maybe it's
that's the.

Speaker 2 (39:37):
Kind of training me.

Speaker 8 (39:41):
Of.

Speaker 2 (39:41):
Your dog has a behavioral issue called arrow will get
you worked out.

Speaker 3 (39:45):
Right after this.

Speaker 17 (39:50):
Hey, JC has crew. This is Carol from Port Charlotte.
Carol just wanted to say nice seeing Time and Dan
on the show today. I also wanted to ask you
guys to send some mighty hard prayers for Rick Emerson.
He's in the hospital not doing so well, but please
give a shout out to him to get some well
wishes for him. Thank you, awesome show. Thanks guys, have

(40:14):
a good day.

Speaker 3 (40:15):
Thank you.

Speaker 2 (40:15):
Dere Is that Emerson Lincoln Palmer Ember cent Er.

Speaker 3 (40:18):
Is that somebody we know?

Speaker 2 (40:18):
Rick Emerson, longtime listener of this station. My apologies many
of our events. Awesome shout out there, Rick. I just
jump on his Facebook, throw him a hello, Hey, I
hope you're feeling better all right for seven nine text
us seven seven zero three one. You heard him the
four clock he orders media M E. D I A
go to Real Radio one oh four point one and
send that away for your chance to the one thousand bucks.

Speaker 3 (40:39):
Welcome back.

Speaker 2 (40:40):
I'm Jim, Tom and Dan here with us today.

Speaker 3 (40:41):
Thanks boy, appreciate it.

Speaker 2 (40:42):
Jack is as well. Let's do animal House.

Speaker 18 (40:45):
She likes them.

Speaker 2 (40:46):
Fuzzy three feathery, scaly. Good's time for animal house with Roberts.
Animal House well by our good friend Glenn Closman and
Klosman Lawn. That's kla U s a in a law
Alas is right there and went to park four uh
seven nine one seven, seventeen eighteen car crash called Clausman.
We'll talk to Glenn on Thursday. Animal House is awesome

(41:07):
and we love doing it. Darryl Payne here with us today, Daryl,
good to see you, buddy. All Right, we have some calls.
If you have an issue with your animal's behavior, dog specifically,
you're welcome to call up and we will kind of
give you some advice. We actually have some people on
the line. Now, let's get to it. Here's George. George,
how you doing. You're home with Darryl Payne from Perfection
Dog Training.

Speaker 3 (41:26):
Hi, how you doing, guys?

Speaker 2 (41:27):
Long time?

Speaker 8 (41:28):
Listen?

Speaker 13 (41:28):
Thanks, Hey, hey, listen, I got I got a one
year old German shepherd turned one in December and he's
got a constant and licking problem on the pad on
his right paw and heat his bucked Okay, he does.
He sounds like a hog, hes got.

Speaker 3 (41:50):
Okay, it.

Speaker 7 (41:55):
Sounds. It sounds environmental and with the butt eating, it
could be worms. So you need to check him for
worms because that's normally the case for that doing that
and the poor is obviously done something to that one
poor or something's got in there, because it wouldn't just

(42:16):
be one poor unless it's medical, So get that checked
out there. But you know, if if it was behavioral,
it's going to be nerves. But I wouldn't expect it
to be just one poor. So if he's he's focused
on that, it's going to be something that's in the
pad there or underlying, and you know, just make sure
he's wormed because that's normally the case for that.

Speaker 2 (42:35):
Yeah, thanks for you, Cord Bloody, appreciate it very much.
I was hoping that Jack the bad Jack, Like, I
gotta put body at the top. Derek, can you see
the worms like the or the real real small like.

Speaker 7 (42:51):
No, you can see it. You can see him in
the poop all. Yeah, they're like little little white wriggly
things in there.

Speaker 3 (42:56):
What a question.

Speaker 2 (42:59):
Can you say?

Speaker 3 (43:01):
They look like? How beg is that I have to
get you gotta put tape on it and catch them.

Speaker 7 (43:08):
That's the first thing that is when I was a
police kind of on the first thing we have to
do every morning was checked.

Speaker 3 (43:12):
For everybody, right Like my mom.

Speaker 10 (43:14):
I got married out of stories my mom would tell
me before she passed away where she.

Speaker 3 (43:18):
Was like in the middle of the night, I would
have to go in there and pull your diaper down
and use a flashlight to check your bottom to see
if he had worms.

Speaker 2 (43:26):
I was like, what, that's a favorite to do, Betty,
bring my readers. All right, let's get to this call here. Ron,
How you doing buddy? You're on with Daryl from Pafection
Dog Training. What's your question?

Speaker 3 (43:36):
Hey, how you doing good?

Speaker 11 (43:38):
I've got a six six months old you Winny, and
he is chewing on front of your wood particularly and
he has a thousand choice, but he just stopped chewing
on wood's stop there.

Speaker 7 (43:55):
It's probably where he's laying. You know, he's six months old.
They chew, he's only just come out of teeth in.
They cheat, They teeth until they're about five and a
half months old, so he's just got all his teeth
in there. He's used to seething or used to chewing
rather to help those baby teeth out. Normally, it starts
where they're just laying down their board. They they sort
of the chew the closest thing to them, which is

(44:16):
the wood, and they like chewing wood. So the best
thing you can do at this stage. It's a little
perhaps early for the dog to be free as it is,
so when it's not attended. When it's not being watched,
then you need to put it into a puppy pen
so it can't get to the wood. If you see it,
you know, chewing the wood, then you can correct it.

(44:37):
You know, loud sound, you know, shout no, something like that. Yeah,
but it's it's it's a habit. And once they once
they bother something, you know, the side of the wall,
the you know, the window seal, things like that. Once
they bother something, then they go back to it all
the time. It becomes a project for them. We only
have one dark Chew did that Chew furniture, but it
did do this. And this is kind of an ironic thing.

(44:58):
Years ago, I bought my wife her first pair of
really nice shoes from a guy named Jimmy Chew. They'll
see H.

Speaker 2 (45:10):
G W and the dogs, And that was a almost
kick the dog off the balcony scenario there, because those
things are not cheap and it was the only time
the dog ever chewed anything. It chose that expensive pair
of shoes to do it.

Speaker 3 (45:26):
They do.

Speaker 7 (45:26):
They go for the things that you like the most
and the things that you are most attached to, so
and often those things are the things that smell most
of us, so they'll go for those things and they'll
chew them up.

Speaker 2 (45:35):
So I my dog chewed up all my porn.

Speaker 7 (45:37):
Site them right up.

Speaker 3 (45:40):
Let's get the dino. Dino.

Speaker 2 (45:41):
How you doing yourm with Darryl from Perfection Dog Training.
I'm doing well.

Speaker 4 (45:45):
What's up, everybody? I have about a year and a
half old pocket bully, and after her first cycle, she
became overly protective of my wife and I and over
our property. Now when I walk her and po she
gets a little aggressive and I had a near miss
with her biting someone. So I feel like this is

(46:07):
something I may have to have you come over on.
But I'm wondering if there's something I could do in
the interim.

Speaker 3 (46:12):
That's a great question.

Speaker 2 (46:13):
I'm hanging up. You can listen to Daryl's response.

Speaker 7 (46:14):
Yeah, I'm when with aggression. You probably heard me say
this before. It's individual to each dog. With her, two
things have gone on. She's had her first cycle. They
can come out of that little hormonal and a bit
sort of motherly and protective. The other thing is her
age twelve months to eighteen months old. She's grown up.
She's taken on the role now of protecting you and
the family, and she's taken it too far. So yeah,

(46:38):
we do need to come over and fix that for
you because we need to see what's going to work
with her specifically. As much as I'd love to have
a magic one to go, hey, listen, do this and
it will work for you, you know, I've got to
see her and see what's you know, what's making her tick?

Speaker 2 (46:52):
Well, he ask man, because we hear all the time, like,
when you knew her, is it neuter a boy dog?

Speaker 7 (46:55):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (46:56):
Yeah, when you knud her the boy dogs memorial there?

Speaker 2 (46:59):
Yeah, which one is it that they calm down? Is
the same thing happened when you spay a female?

Speaker 7 (47:04):
Well, normally nothing happens with a female, but in a
few a few cases or a low amount of cases,
the dog can become more aggressive. And the reason is
you reduce the amount of estrogen, which increases the proximity
of the testosterone. Gotcha, which is obviously the hormone of aggression, right,
not stupidity? My wife and knows nothing. So it's so

(47:26):
they can become more aggressive, but it is unusual. But
with males it calms them down because it reduces the testimony.

Speaker 2 (47:32):
Yeah, here's another one. We get quite a bit. Here's
a mark mark.

Speaker 3 (47:34):
How you doing?

Speaker 2 (47:34):
You're on with Darryl Pine from pop Fix Dodg Training.

Speaker 19 (47:37):
Hey, how you guys doing good?

Speaker 3 (47:38):
Brother?

Speaker 19 (47:39):
Hey, I just got a question. I got a two
year old Yorkie and he's pretty well behaved. He's a
male and the only problem I have is when he
meets new people, he gets like overly excited and just
urinates like everywhere.

Speaker 7 (47:52):
Yeah, that's because he's from Yorkshire. They're a bit like that.
They drink a lot of beer. You can't control their bladders.
It's from where. Yeah, it's over excitement. Dogs will will
pee through either submission when they meet people if they're
worried about them, and if they're over excited, they'll peers
or they lose control of their bladder. And he's still
fairly young in the in the great scheme of things. Plus,

(48:14):
Yorkshire terriers are nutcases. So the best thing to do
is to not make a big deal of when people
come in. Make don't have them speak to him. Come in,
you know, the big kind of thing. Just walk in
and ignore. Ignore it. Is that something they grow out of, Yeah,
I mean, the more people get excited about meeting the

(48:36):
dog and want to meet the dog. The more excited
the dog gets, so the more they ignore them, the better.
As they grow up, they they do get better with it.
But we can fix it. I mean I can come
over them and we can we can fix that and
correct the dog for the behavior. But it's got to
be something which you know, we don't want to make
the dog afraid of anybody.

Speaker 3 (48:56):
Yeah, for sure.

Speaker 7 (48:56):
So it's a delicate balance between calm and dog down
and correcting it without causing more problems.

Speaker 2 (49:03):
Matin Lass have one, and he did it for quite
a while but did eventually grow out of it.

Speaker 17 (49:07):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (49:07):
Are you baking it in though?

Speaker 3 (49:08):
If you do the like what you're saying, because I
do that sometimes too, and I have my west Hale
and Terror and you amp them up when people are
coming up. Better to just not bake those bad things
into your dog, right, Absolutely.

Speaker 7 (49:19):
The more you ignore the dog when it comes in,
then the better it is because it doesn't get so excited.
And if the immediately the problem, the problem molt he
is the dog pin, I would get him to sort
of meet people outside, so at least it's pen on
the floor outside.

Speaker 3 (49:33):
Not yet.

Speaker 2 (49:34):
Text has a question Darryl, their mini dashing now five months.
They tied him to sit go to his home. However,
he can't seem to get him to stop the nipping
and the biting and jerking. Is that still a puppy
teething thing or what would you recommend?

Speaker 7 (49:50):
Yeah, it's puppy behavior, and the two things are very separate.
The cit stay down, all that kind of thing. Think
of those as circus tricks. They'll do those for a tree,
they'll do it for he's whatever. The nipping, biting and
that kind of thing. He's more behavioral. It's over excitement.
Is puppy. It's puppy behavior that needs to be stopped
and because he gets worse and worse.

Speaker 2 (50:10):
And doctionins are notorious for that. We've had a couple
of them, and I will tell you both of our
doctiones were notoriously nippy and really never got over it
even with us eventually. I mean like, and they're dumb.
They're one of the dumbest dogs out there, so there
not big learners, you know.

Speaker 7 (50:24):
Yeah, they can be an aggressive little dog because of Germany.
Be careful.

Speaker 3 (50:31):
I don't know about your listeners, but you guys sure
did sell me on pet ownership here that sound my
dogs got like I didn't even know they did that.

Speaker 7 (50:48):
Good bye, Get a cat so much easier.

Speaker 2 (50:53):
Think that's how they are dogs and go get a cat.

Speaker 7 (51:00):
Two cats?

Speaker 2 (51:01):
Right, Yeah, they're actually we're cat sitting my daughter's cat.
I'm falling in love with her. She's absolutely awesome. It's
just so easy and they are completely easy. They want
three things. She wants to drink out of the fauceage.
She meets me at the fast every morning, and then
after she drinks out of the faucetge she wants you to.

Speaker 3 (51:13):
F right off.

Speaker 7 (51:14):
As long as you know they're in charge.

Speaker 3 (51:15):
You find this, Yeah, but they spray and spray something
this things worse.

Speaker 7 (51:22):
Oh that's my cuts female My.

Speaker 10 (51:24):
Nineteen eighty nine Bronco nineteen eighty nine Bronco too gray
on blue. It was my favorite car outlaw to rims.
I had a male cat spray in the air gons like.
We had to take it into a field and burn
the that's the worst plug it ever.

Speaker 2 (51:40):
The cat's five.

Speaker 3 (51:41):
That's my ole cut yet female, Tell her ready where
they can fine your off.

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And please do that because I will tell you that
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get ahold of you at one point, a lot of
the people in the community have already kind of encountered
you guys.

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And it's a nice place. He's no religion, no politics,
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Speaker 3 (52:17):
All right, good seeing you, buddy.

Speaker 2 (52:18):
He's always got a goodlowe for Darryl Panwiny Yeah, all
right for seven nine one four o'clock keywords Media m
E D I a go to real radio out of
him and send that away for your chance at one
thousand dollars and Oscar is being considered for somebody. I
want to find out what you guys think about this,
because it's the first time ever we'll do that.

Speaker 9 (52:36):
Next type um Day, Culvert the company and gen D
Media's concrete Mike. I know Tom's got a Silverado and
I just want to save my old work truck that
I have has five hundred and two thousand miles on it.

(52:57):
So Tom, take care of that truck, buddy. It'll last
year a long time. They're good trucks. That's all I
got to say about that.

Speaker 6 (53:06):
Hello again, Cobert crew. I just have to say for
Tom and Dan, my first time seeing you guys, I
was super excited. It was at your twenty four k
gold beer release at Brett ciphers Bury. That was like
forever ago. But I have a picture of you guys,
and I have this absolute blast. I still have some
memorabilia for that day. And you guys are super cool.

(53:27):
Listen to you all the time.

Speaker 20 (53:28):
Yes, John, the Jim Coldbad Show, Prince of the Island, WAM,
Today's at Double Wammy. Yes, we have Tomment Dan in
the studio with Jimmy, and then we're gonna have Tomment
doan later.

Speaker 3 (53:43):
Tom oh done. I want you for all time.

Speaker 20 (53:48):
Six chance to get Jimmy Madge that is cream like
a little girl.

Speaker 7 (53:53):
I missed those days.

Speaker 3 (53:54):
We used to call him Tripwire because.

Speaker 21 (53:56):
He's always crying and crying and crying.

Speaker 3 (53:59):
Yeah at least.

Speaker 2 (54:00):
But here's what I didn't do. I didn't hop a
train to get where I'm going. Damn, what are you
in the back of a a you're running in close
the door.

Speaker 10 (54:10):
It's the audio like it used to be, you'd have
to call the station and leave a message, and then
it was called a voice service and leave a message.

Speaker 2 (54:19):
Now you just use crystal clear audio.

Speaker 10 (54:21):
It's like literally like speaking into a million dollar microphone
and then so it's weird.

Speaker 2 (54:25):
It's almost too clear. All right, boris even nine one
texts seven seven zero three one Media is your four
o'clock keyword M E D I A go to real
radio dot FIM and sitting that away for your chance
in one thousand bucks. You heard the man, Tom and
Dan here with us today.

Speaker 3 (54:37):
Thanks for having us man.

Speaker 2 (54:38):
Yeah, of course Jack is here as well. Deb getting
ready for her wedding coming up Saturday. You know what
you do wedding night, but.

Speaker 8 (54:50):
Straight by.

Speaker 3 (54:52):
Oh yeah, let's go bye. I thought it was fall
asleep early. No no, no, no, no no, it's the
butt that guy.

Speaker 2 (55:03):
You guys are responsible for one of my worst moments
ever in my wedding. You know what you're talking about?
You nowhere? Yeah, that wasn't there? Tell me, Yeah, I
would love to refresh your money there. No, he wasn't
leave that Yeah, why did Jack, Why did you you've
met him? You know what, you didn't invite everybody from
the station that didn't either. I think it's just people

(55:25):
on the show. Nobody else from the stations going.

Speaker 3 (55:27):
That was a little offended.

Speaker 2 (55:28):
Dev didn't invite you, and I the guy who wouldn't
have taken advantage of the open open bar. Yeah, okay,
don't remember that.

Speaker 3 (55:37):
That's the whole point of having an open bar. If
it's not open.

Speaker 2 (55:40):
Thank you, I leave.

Speaker 3 (55:42):
I don't hold her ten you you know what you
your mind, you know what you created.

Speaker 2 (55:47):
You created an illusion of safety. You should have said
limited barspeak it with your chest. That's a new thing.

Speaker 10 (55:57):
Everybody likes saying that when you go anonymous on Facebook
paper like anonymous speaking with your whole chest.

Speaker 3 (56:02):
No idea what that means.

Speaker 2 (56:04):
All I do is I know this when I did
have my wedding and we're actually getting married in the
same He's church that deb is getting married in the
same church we get married. Ill see, you guys can
have a competition.

Speaker 3 (56:13):
On who and I'm going to compare.

Speaker 2 (56:16):
I hope she understands I would go photo for photo
and I can't compare. I wasn't there the reception is
going to be at the I'm not gonna say where,
but the reception is gonna be somewhere cool too. And
when we had my reception, one of the problems that
we had was is we had an open bar for
a couple of hours. Well, the DJ did they was
packing up? Did this stupid he was packing up. I

(56:37):
stopped him from packing up.

Speaker 3 (56:38):
I'm a hero.

Speaker 2 (56:39):
That's a true story. This guy was packing up fat as.

Speaker 3 (56:42):
That fatass was over there.

Speaker 2 (56:43):
I had this fat ass son.

Speaker 3 (56:45):
This is the guy. I hope they listened his fat
As song. And then he does.

Speaker 2 (56:50):
He's like, hey, start packing up early. This we got
an ediot over here.

Speaker 3 (56:55):
They did. Daniel called his ass album. Was like, hey
hey Tory. Tory hung so hard. Oh she loved me
for that.

Speaker 2 (57:01):
He did the worst thing ever though, he announced that
open Bar was ending. Rather than just let it end,
he actually made the announcement. Okay, open bar closed in
fifteen minutes. And guess what happened then? I invited the
entire crew of the monsters there. But it didn't even
matter about those two, about the rest of everybody else.
It was these guys. They ran to the bar and
ordered a tray of drinks. It wasn't it was a

(57:24):
tray of drinks. There were trimples, there are doubles. Do
you know we figured this out. Before you guys did that,
the tab was gonna be about fifteen hundred. After you
guys did that, the tab was twenty six hundred dollars,
double jack and double No, what was it?

Speaker 22 (57:38):
It was?

Speaker 2 (57:38):
I screen gave me the most business stuff you gout.

Speaker 3 (57:41):
You know what it was?

Speaker 10 (57:41):
I remember the drinks it was. It was when Captain
Morgan made it like a step up, Captain Morgan. I
don't think they make it anymore. Yeah, but they had it.
I was like, oh, yeah, give me this reserve. Yeah
that's sweet. Oh my god, that's so good.

Speaker 2 (57:55):
Can they buy the liquor and then they just serve
it to you? Yeah, you purchased the you don't have
to charge you forever there. What happened is uh, what
happened was right afterwards, and when we found that out,
I walked over to the guys, I said, I want
to give you a big thing. You see that woman
right over there, that's a pastor's wife, and you actually
just made her pay twenty six hundred dollars to get
you drunk tonight, because it wound up being my mother

(58:15):
in law that was picking up the tab for the bar.

Speaker 3 (58:17):
I do feel bad because you do not feel bad.

Speaker 2 (58:20):
I do. I feel like I do. That guy can't
feel anything.

Speaker 3 (58:23):
Ye got the money.

Speaker 2 (58:27):
He's like a stretched armstrong, nothing inside but read. He's
like a murderer.

Speaker 10 (58:31):
That only the only thing that he doesn't do that
murderers is kill people. Everything else he does exactly.

Speaker 2 (58:36):
You're like the dildo beach Childer. Oh, Daniel was just
as guilty as I was.

Speaker 3 (58:40):
He laughed at it.

Speaker 2 (58:41):
We both laugh I laughed at one. I really laughed
at it.

Speaker 10 (58:44):
Is when he drove away in a rented carted. Here
he borrowed a convertible jackuar vertical Jack laughingsty bee because
you thought.

Speaker 2 (58:53):
That was fancy.

Speaker 3 (58:57):
Everybody my wife's fond or I like.

Speaker 12 (59:00):
That, Jimmy.

Speaker 10 (59:01):
Jimmy's idea of luxury is is a convertible, unreliable car.

Speaker 2 (59:05):
Are you convertible Jack? We were pipping it too. I
got all the pictures. We looked like total studs. And
you got that wrap around white shades on or my
seventy one blazer.

Speaker 3 (59:16):
Oh that's coming.

Speaker 10 (59:17):
No, that's not coming GMC, the Jimmy's coming Back Do
you see the photos?

Speaker 2 (59:21):
And pretty bad, but Jimmy's coming Back. Ford had so
much success with the Bronco that they have to go, well,
what are we doing here?

Speaker 18 (59:26):
What?

Speaker 3 (59:27):
Why aren't we doing this retro thing? Well, I wait,
I was in waiting in line for a Bronco. Yeah
you know, I waited like over two years. Again when
I canceled my I didn't get much money. Yeah, I
waited too long to get it all. I want to
talk about this thing that we uh pitched for the
before the break here. So you guys remember the show
project hell Mary, I guess it was that Ryan Gosling movie.

Speaker 2 (59:45):
Yeah, yeah, did you see it? I did not see it,
but I didn't see it yet I did. Everybody said
it was good and Chris Mom saw.

Speaker 3 (59:52):
It's another one of those movies where it's like, we
send the best looking guy we have to a planet
and the gross food and we all yeah, yeah, right.

Speaker 2 (59:58):
Right right, And I'm not that was it. And I've
not seen the movie. But apparently in the movie, uh,
there is a puppet in the movie right, matter of fact,
Ryan Gosling, I guess it is opposite this puppet pretty
much the entire movie. I don't know there was a puppet.
Some people call it an alien life form right right,
right now, but it's a puppet, right the puppet tier

(01:00:21):
is being nominated for an Oscar. So I got Jim
hens any kind of a thing. It's a practical effect.
Instead of using CGI, they had, you know, a practical effect,
and they actually had a puppet that was this is
a direct swing and result of the pendulum of AI. Right, yeah, yeah,
the puppet. The puppeteers guy's last name is Ortiz. He's
actually being considered for a supporting actor Oscar. And I

(01:00:46):
find that really unique. But real quick now, but I
don't know what. Do you guys know anything about the
art of puppeteering. Do you guys know I know everything
about it? Right, puppeteer number one. I gotta tell you
something really interesting. I was part of a church years
and years in going. A good buddy of mine was
a puppeteer for this this ministry they did that. They
used to go around and do these puppeteer ministries for

(01:01:07):
the for the youth programs, right, And I will tell
you the weird thing is the guys who were really
good at it. The guys who were traveling around, they
would come to our church and do it. The guys
who are good at it were like, I mean, baller
rock stars like people treated them like different human beings.
Because apparently in that world, if you're really good at
bringing your puppet to life, it is really difficult and

(01:01:29):
it's very respected.

Speaker 3 (01:01:30):
Did you know anything like that?

Speaker 2 (01:01:31):
Yeah, but only in that world.

Speaker 3 (01:01:36):
They're gonna get this student in Oscar I did.

Speaker 2 (01:01:38):
This in church.

Speaker 10 (01:01:38):
My mom was the organist for Trinity United Methodist Church
and to land shout out to them, they're great people. Yeah,
my mom was the organist. I because she's the musical
director of the church. I have to do handbails, I
have to do puppetry. I did all of that. They
had PVC like a stansion, and then they would do
like curtains, and then we would all have different puppets
and we would either be we would either teach you

(01:01:59):
parables or a biblical story or maybe some like uh,
don't do drugs.

Speaker 2 (01:02:03):
It just drugs in there. You put a little bully
in in there.

Speaker 3 (01:02:06):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:02:07):
I did all of that. Is this voicing the puppet
two or is just movement? Well, It's a good thing
you asked that, because they he was just supposed to
operate the puppet, and they kept testing different voices, and
during the rehearsals, his rapport with Ryan Gossling was so
great where they were like, he's the guy he needs

(01:02:27):
to be. Then he became the voice of the character
in the movie.

Speaker 3 (01:02:33):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:02:33):
I mean, and you could see this happening like all
the Star Wars movies. I mean, some of that, some
of the puppetry that went on the Star Wars movies
with Frank Oz obviously is legendary and has been for years,
and there are many other movies that have dealt with that.

Speaker 3 (01:02:43):
Hell, I mean, weren't you a fraggle rock fan? I
was not ever say that, No, I never. I never
watched Frackle Rock. It was I was I'm a little
too old, honestly, like that would watched it. Yeah, that
would have been more time. I'm forty nine turning fifty
this year. Yeah, I just had just a I will
tell you, I was jealous. You ever have like those
things that other kids getting and you're just not a

(01:03:04):
kid to do it? It's right, I mean literally right,
And I was like, man, frag of rock looks really good.

Speaker 2 (01:03:09):
Yeah, And then of course Alf came around, and then
Alf was like a major TV start. It was just
a puppet being run by somebody else. They tease us
with Alf every year. They tease us with Alf coming back.
Every single year. They say, Oh, we're gonna get the
new Alf. We're gonna get the new Alf. I said
this to somebody two days ago. Alf would work. Ted
is stolen Elf. Yes, I agree with that, but Ted
Alf was funny. Alf was really cutting it.

Speaker 3 (01:03:30):
Without having to be crude, without having to have a bong.
I hate Ted. I hate the guy that created I
hate that guy.

Speaker 2 (01:03:36):
Who is that guy?

Speaker 3 (01:03:38):
I hate when he started? You know what I want
to do.

Speaker 2 (01:03:42):
I want him to know. I want him to start.

Speaker 3 (01:03:44):
Singing his stupid show tunes or his stupid jazz music,
and I want someone to kick off Ocean and I
want him to drown. I hate him.

Speaker 2 (01:03:55):
You don't like any of those shows that he's created,
all the animated Family.

Speaker 3 (01:04:01):
I very much enjoy Family Guy, But we don't need
Ted Ted one, two, three, four in the show.

Speaker 2 (01:04:06):
We don't need it, and it's stolen Alf. Yeah, Altim
was better.

Speaker 10 (01:04:10):
He didn't have to be his freud we'd have to
talk about boners with a cartoon bear. It was just
an alien that came and he wanted to eat cats
and he wanted to live with a family.

Speaker 2 (01:04:19):
So let me ask you this, Has there anybody that
has ever won an Oscar that has worn like crazy
heavy prosthetic makeup and like looked like a different character. Well,
I mean that that Shape of Water movie. That guy
was dressed up like the creature of the Black Lagoon
kind of thing. All right, but he didn't win. Yeah,
was he nominated?

Speaker 5 (01:04:39):
No?

Speaker 13 (01:04:39):
No, no.

Speaker 10 (01:04:40):
So the question is, has anybody with heavy prosthetic makeup
everyone in Oscar? Yeah, you're we're teeing one up with
that new Michael Jackson movie that's coming.

Speaker 3 (01:04:48):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:04:49):
And by the way, yesterday I said that thing was rated. Well,
they think it's gonna be a ton of money. But
the uh but the NPRS movie reviewer today said it
was god awful, said it was like syrupy Sacerini and
it really didn't tell the story of Michael Jackson's bad side.
It was only the sweet stuff. There's no middle on
it from what I'm reading.

Speaker 3 (01:05:05):
And the weird thing about it that I heard and
I saw this on one of those entertainment programs was
the the cousin or whomever is playing Michael. I don't
know the gentleman's name.

Speaker 10 (01:05:13):
But he has to stay in Michael for like the
next six to eight years because they're doing three movies.
Oh they really did not know, so there's like two
more that are coming. So he finished this one, so
he can't change really or go and do anything else.
He has to kind of live as Michael Jackson for
like the next six years.

Speaker 2 (01:05:28):
And dude, I mean, he has nailed the thriller Michael Jackson.

Speaker 7 (01:05:31):
Look.

Speaker 2 (01:05:32):
I mean, he looks just like it, but it's the fake.

Speaker 3 (01:05:34):
Nos You've seen the fake nose they put on him, right,
Like it's not good because it's like the skin doesn't
look great.

Speaker 2 (01:05:39):
What about Charlie Stern in Monster, she just made herself
look ugly. That doesn't count. I'm talking the level of
ugly that they went from to. I mean, I mean
that's pretty impressive though.

Speaker 3 (01:05:52):
And the only reason I ask is because like this,
that would be the closest to a puppet winning the Oscar.
If like you look totally different, you were in the
heavy like dressed as some sort of alien or something.

Speaker 10 (01:06:05):
Else and AI is the reason that in the next
couple of years we will have a resurgence of puppet.
That's what I'm sinking, because.

Speaker 2 (01:06:13):
People are looking for something more authentic and even though
it's a puppet right. And by the way, this guy
named Ben Burt who did R two D two, who
created the entire sound landscape that is R two D two,
he actually had a special announcement or a special kind
of accommodation.

Speaker 3 (01:06:26):
Uh there.

Speaker 2 (01:06:26):
And also the people who did who framed Roger Rabbit
also got some special accommodations from the Academy when that
came out, you know, based on characters that weren't real humans,
but they had humans humanistic characteristics, and they you know,
they gave him some awards for it. Yeah, Brendan Frasier,
Oh yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:06:44):
In the Whale, Okay, all right, yeah, that's pretty I mean,
that's my daughter's favorite movie, ten year old daughter, Ma
loves the Whale.

Speaker 2 (01:06:53):
We put it out all your daughter loves the fat
sad guy. We used to man, just what's the ending
on repeat?

Speaker 3 (01:07:03):
My wife drugged me to watch The Whale at the
ind This is before it was a big release. He
had to go to like the nerd release of the Whale.
So he was there with all the the like the
literary and like film like he's saying, people are like,
this is Brenden Frase Greate as well.

Speaker 2 (01:07:19):
They showed that they get conn People are crying.

Speaker 3 (01:07:21):
They were losing their mind. I cried to if I
look like that big belt whale, Oh my god. And
then what is he flying to the heaven when he
gets a stickers board? What he flies to heaven? And
oh he spoiled the way he just likely.

Speaker 2 (01:07:43):
Floating.

Speaker 3 (01:07:44):
There's a white plots, so many other people you could
have picked to play the whale.

Speaker 2 (01:07:47):
He's a good actor and he's supposed to be one
of the nicest dudes in knowling best whale. Don cheatle,
you don't want a black whale. It's racist.

Speaker 3 (01:07:58):
It was racist.

Speaker 2 (01:07:58):
I don't want a black whales.

Speaker 3 (01:08:00):
I can leave them alone.

Speaker 2 (01:08:02):
You're gonna kill me, dude, blackfish killed? Any chance in
Black Wave four seven text us at seven seven zero
three one media is your four o'clock? Heywere that's m E. D.
I A go to a real radio out of him
and send that away for your chance at one thousand dollars.
Now we know that this thing's happening over in Iran.
It's causing some major issues. Gas prices now up a
dollar from last year, but there's some other things being

(01:08:24):
affected as well. This one's kind of funny. I'll tell
you what it is.

Speaker 18 (01:08:26):
Next.

Speaker 23 (01:08:38):
I had a friend at work and one of his
best friends disappeared one day, went off into the woods.
They think he took a weapon, and there was some
massive search on for him. My friend at work, he
spent a lot of time looking for him. They were
out with the drones and the cops and everybody. And
he befriended his friend's girlfriend, and somehow in all of
that process they got married and they had it and

(01:09:00):
I had another kid, and I was like, are there
any suspects or anything about this guy missing? And he
never understood what I was asking.

Speaker 21 (01:09:10):
Jimmy, Oh my goodness, we've got the whole band back together.
One last time, miss monster. What do you say, Tom Dan, Jimmy,
come on, one last time.

Speaker 24 (01:09:22):
One last mona.

Speaker 2 (01:09:26):
Yes, already said it's okay.

Speaker 21 (01:09:27):
If you guys say it's okay for the old guys,
we can read one last miss monsters.

Speaker 17 (01:09:34):
Come on.

Speaker 2 (01:09:35):
This is the renting section. Tom On bast and you
could play rhythm guitar. We can get you going. And
then yeah, yeah, they only can sing high side bikinis.

Speaker 3 (01:09:50):
And then we go full on pudding print, ping, pong
ball crazy, as long as everybody has Confederate flags and
the audience.

Speaker 2 (01:10:01):
If they don't know, we can hand them out about
text seven seven zero three one. I'm Jim coming day
in here with us today, and so is Jack dev
is getting married this Saturday. She'll be back with us
next Wednesday. Igulations have to hear all about that.

Speaker 3 (01:10:18):
I can't wait. We'll be there.

Speaker 2 (01:10:20):
We've got to figure out where My wife actually looked
at me last night with when we were eating dinner.

Speaker 3 (01:10:24):
What are you wearing?

Speaker 2 (01:10:25):
That's exactly what the question was she because what are
we wearing?

Speaker 3 (01:10:27):
This thing?

Speaker 2 (01:10:27):
And uh, your jacket me with a suit? And I actually,
right now do not own a suit?

Speaker 6 (01:10:32):
I have?

Speaker 2 (01:10:33):
I don't. I just don't, buddy, I've been wearing I
just bet wear blazers with jeans. That's what that's been
my dress up thing here lately.

Speaker 3 (01:10:38):
Who do you think you are?

Speaker 2 (01:10:39):
Rascal flats? Can't just have a suit, you bum? What
are your six year old? Comment? But I I I
don't so I gotta go find a suit or something.

Speaker 21 (01:10:47):
I don't know.

Speaker 3 (01:10:48):
Maybe maybe can go to Goodwill and bud she dressed cool? Hey,
what would that be?

Speaker 2 (01:10:52):
I don't even that cool man.

Speaker 3 (01:10:53):
I don't know.

Speaker 2 (01:10:54):
I don't even know what's good to do. I look cool.

Speaker 3 (01:10:55):
I'm not cool, well cool enough? No, I'm not cool.

Speaker 2 (01:10:58):
Do you know what the official attire is?

Speaker 3 (01:11:00):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (01:11:01):
For the wedding? Yeah, yeah, for sure. I'm a little scared.

Speaker 5 (01:11:06):
No.

Speaker 2 (01:11:07):
The attire for their wedding is semi formal. Cocktail attire.
Spring colors and light fabrics are perfect or a beautiful
Florida afternoon celebration. Weally slacks a shirt and a tie,
but it doesn't have to be a coat. Then you polo?
Semi formal? Does that mean Jack would not go polo?

Speaker 3 (01:11:26):
You can't.

Speaker 2 (01:11:27):
No, no, no, no, I'm not gonna Jim could. No,
no no, I'm not gonna get else I would. I'm
definitely not going polo. I'm gonna wear a long sleeve shirt.
I'm gonna wear a tie. The thing is, I just
don't know. I don't think that's a jacket right. Semi
former means no jacket, Yeah, cocktail a tie?

Speaker 3 (01:11:42):
Fat guye Hawaiian shirt. I don't know what that is
your sports jacket that you wear when you did that?

Speaker 2 (01:11:49):
Didn't that food paste?

Speaker 3 (01:11:50):
Okay, that's fine, you got you got that.

Speaker 2 (01:11:53):
I mean I think you go Hawaii is your fat
guy the Jurassic partner. I don't wear your skinny jeans.
Will get a thirst story and buy one of the
super oversized and do the talking heads.

Speaker 3 (01:12:03):
Things jacket didn't.

Speaker 2 (01:12:06):
Didn't you get annihilated at someone's wedding one time?

Speaker 3 (01:12:09):
And uh, oh my god, your pants? You want to
see the video? Ye don't have it.

Speaker 2 (01:12:20):
It's gone. But I look for it the other day
and I couldn't find it. I should not have come here.

Speaker 3 (01:12:24):
No, no, no, it's not that one.

Speaker 2 (01:12:25):
I did not poop my pants on me, clear that quickly.
I did get absolutely annihilated on a combination of sake
and hot vodka.

Speaker 3 (01:12:34):
That's disgusting.

Speaker 2 (01:12:36):
I have so much more respect for your now, dude.

Speaker 3 (01:12:38):
That's tough. Auto was Uh.

Speaker 2 (01:12:40):
He had his guy going around and interviewing people, uh,
to create this video. He was just walking up to
people and asking them about what they knew about the
couple and stuff, and you know, and kind of giving
a brief kind of synopsis of the relationship and what
this meant to you type thing, and it was, you know,
it was supposed to been about a minute long. And
the guy was interviewing Auto's best friend, whom I'd never
met before. It was his best man, and they were

(01:13:02):
like in a major conversation. And I walked by and
I see the camera. I see this guy, and I
walk over and I'm just standing there staring at him,
and I am blind drunk, but it doesn't look like it.
I'm blind drunk. And I looked at him and he goes.
He goes, and the guy doing the interview thing, he goes, Jim,
how are you everything fine?

Speaker 5 (01:13:19):
I go.

Speaker 2 (01:13:21):
He goes, he goes, well, how are you feeling about
this today? And I started saying something and then I
realized I couldn't speak, and I looked directly into the
camera and I said, I should not have intervened.

Speaker 3 (01:13:35):
Oh my god, you should at least get the audio
for a text tone for my phone.

Speaker 2 (01:13:38):
And then I pieced out and tried to sneak down
to my car to drive all day and they got
Craig Lafleur from IRUs five, one of our best friends,
was literally just showing up at all the exits like
he's I thought I was figuring it all out and
really kind of you know, kind of throwing people for
a loop. And that wasn't at all. They knew exactly
where I was going when I was trying to do
and dude wound up saving my life. That night was

(01:14:00):
a bad night at half. Weddings are a fun. I
love weddings, and my wife was out of town and
let me do it. I called both barrels to the
face when she got home because my son had to
take care of me.

Speaker 3 (01:14:09):
When I got home.

Speaker 2 (01:14:13):
Were I was not face planting the bathroom the cheeseburger.
But it was not a shining point in my life.
I haven't been to a wedding in a while. I
love what we're we've aged out, Yeah, I love them,
And I mean you've aged like like all your friends
already done.

Speaker 3 (01:14:30):
Yeah, all of our friends already done till round two
the next uhuration.

Speaker 10 (01:14:35):
Well not the kids when they get divorced. They're not
getting married. My friends are getting married. Then they get
divorced and they're like, that's enough of that. Certainly they're
not really and then young nobody's re engaging you all young,
and they're not. Young people are not getting married, young
people are not even having sex. I mean, there's a
whole like almost a relationship drought where they're not even
like calling it official, we're just hanging out.

Speaker 2 (01:14:55):
We have a story about a thing called our frontal
lobe relationship coming up a little bit late in the show,
and I just read about that for the first time today.
I'm like, I don't even know what that is, but
that sounds like some of the stuff you're talking about,
like maybe just a an ethereal relationship that's based on
honesty or based on who you are rather than anything
you're honesty. That's true, you can, It's just it's not Gulo.

(01:15:20):
Texas have heard us, and they are chiming in hard,
saying very important. Semi Formal is definitely jacket and tie. Oh,
jacket and tie, okay, but it doesn't have to be
a suit, so it can be a I could piece
it together with stuff I have.

Speaker 3 (01:15:34):
You still look okay. Semi formal is jacket in time,
and then.

Speaker 2 (01:15:40):
So formal is talk.

Speaker 3 (01:15:41):
Then why don't they just call it talks because it's
only you have no options under formal.

Speaker 2 (01:15:45):
It's just like formal means talks.

Speaker 3 (01:15:46):
Well they call it talk.

Speaker 2 (01:15:47):
You have a bunch of different kind of tuxes, but
I mean semi formal. I guess we only have three tuxes, blue, orange,
and black.

Speaker 3 (01:15:53):
That's the only three toxes in the world. You got
the two goofy tuxes, and then you've got the black
one and then the white one. Hold on, you got
the white one.

Speaker 2 (01:16:00):
If I showed up in a oh my god, if
I showed up in a dumb and dumber tuck, because
you can get him at spirit.

Speaker 3 (01:16:07):
Allow, right, I do not have the ball. I do
not want to take control of your show. She works
for your show, you boss, You ever.

Speaker 12 (01:16:17):
Dealt with her?

Speaker 7 (01:16:18):
I have not.

Speaker 2 (01:16:19):
Okay, let me tell you something I got bad news. Yeah, yeah, yeah,
she is a living witch getting married literally literally a
living witch. I'm not kidding, all right, seven one six
four one text us seven seven zero or three. When
I'll tell you that thing that is kind of short. Now,
we'll do that next.

Speaker 5 (01:16:43):
And Tom and Dan, I gotta cut out to Tom
and Dan. I'm a newer BDM member. I listen to
you guys every morning five am when I get to
the gym, and I can't tell you how many times
there's been. In the middle of the lift, you guys
say something so outrageous. I started to start laughing. He
almost dropped the weights on me A lot of time,

(01:17:05):
just when Game Show Drew is on and you guys
are doing that bit.

Speaker 3 (01:17:09):
Love you guys.

Speaker 5 (01:17:09):
Let me do JCS.

Speaker 2 (01:17:11):
Thanksbody appreciate it very much.

Speaker 7 (01:17:12):
Show.

Speaker 16 (01:17:14):
What's up guys? This bedium bug man, Charles. You're checking
out Sam and Dan on the Jim Covert Show crossover event.
It's like a TV series meats. Oh my god, mini
series movie.

Speaker 3 (01:17:31):
There you go later, What up jac S crew, I've
got a movie trailer for you. Check it out.

Speaker 12 (01:17:45):
In the world where Tom and Danny a hero here
King Jimmy with his concoction of saki and hot vodka.
Oh he became the Eagle.

Speaker 3 (01:17:57):
Cool come Screechine, never forget they go.

Speaker 25 (01:18:04):
Hey, guys, still water Dave here only Daniel Dennis being
in the studio can create a situation where the host
of the show feels the need to clarify that he
never pooped.

Speaker 2 (01:18:18):
There's too much history, that's the problem.

Speaker 25 (01:18:21):
Laughing today, guys, So.

Speaker 2 (01:18:23):
Your pants.

Speaker 3 (01:18:27):
Are sixty five every day?

Speaker 10 (01:18:29):
I didn't say that I didn't do it there though,
I can name everybody on real radio that poops their pants.

Speaker 3 (01:18:36):
Start with you.

Speaker 2 (01:18:37):
You poop your pants? Wait, I know every host. You're
the first person to call me the eagle dude, you're
the person who did that to me. Yeah, well, I
mean you're I mean, are you?

Speaker 3 (01:18:46):
I'm not gonna get out of that alright.

Speaker 2 (01:18:48):
For seven nine four one texts seven seven zero three one,
you're five o'clock. He would just win.

Speaker 3 (01:18:52):
W I n.

Speaker 2 (01:18:55):
Got a real radio Send that away for your chance
of one thousand bucks. But when is the guys?

Speaker 3 (01:19:00):
Welcome back?

Speaker 2 (01:19:00):
I'm Jim, Tom and Dan here with us today as well,
Jack here too. Thanks for having us man, Yeah, thanks
coming up for boys.

Speaker 3 (01:19:06):
I appreciate that so much.

Speaker 2 (01:19:07):
I love doing your show as well. We let and
for people who don't listen, Tom and Dan tomm and
Dan dot com podcast is the most popular podcast in
Orlando has been for over a decade. I do their
show all the time because we've been friends four years.
I think TC I met you when you were what
eighteen eighteen nineteen, No I came to the radio. You
were the first person he met. We bought him a
drink and then he or he bought you at I

(01:19:27):
thought him be drinking a parkingt know, you bought him
a drink, and he thought I would put like something.
It was the other way around. He bought me a
drink and I asked him immediately put something in it.
I said, you spit in this?

Speaker 3 (01:19:36):
Well, I was I was sold the biggest Halloween party
in Orlando, and I showed up at a parking guess.

Speaker 2 (01:19:44):
Guess he was selling the Halloween party. I was selling
that right with me.

Speaker 3 (01:19:48):
And then I saw Jimmy there and I was a
big We're Radio fan, and I was like, I was like,
one day I'll be on the show and then I
need to ask you know this by this guy a beer.

Speaker 2 (01:19:56):
So that's how it works, increasing the wheels. And then
I bought a beard. He's like, you put anything.

Speaker 18 (01:20:01):
I'm like that.

Speaker 2 (01:20:04):
Did you meet you when you were young?

Speaker 3 (01:20:05):
Dude?

Speaker 2 (01:20:05):
You were sketch as.

Speaker 3 (01:20:06):
What does you think I was gonna day you called yourself?
You were a dude.

Speaker 2 (01:20:12):
I don't think you're gonna rate me.

Speaker 3 (01:20:14):
You remember the party, team boy, do you remember that party? Yeah?
I do remember somebody and hell party. I was selling
this party and I got to defend myself now, yeah,
because it was hell of the parking level. The parking
garage supposed to be a different leveled hell. I still think,
I still think the idea is sound. The execution was terrible,
But the idea of renting a parking garage and making

(01:20:37):
the top of it heaven with sexy girls, and then
the middle of its purgatory where it's less spicy.

Speaker 2 (01:20:42):
And then the bottom of the hell where you know what,
sexy devil.

Speaker 3 (01:20:45):
Yeah, yeah, sexy devil.

Speaker 2 (01:20:46):
And I was like, I'm bad.

Speaker 3 (01:20:47):
Yeah, and that's what I told you. I told you
sexy Halven purgatory, less spicy, sexy hell. You came, but
when we got there, it was just a bunch of
beer tubs with chicken Jean short. There was no decorations,
there was no heaven, there was no hell. There's no
delineation between different areas. Such a great time, and that
promoter probably is still in Orlando.

Speaker 10 (01:21:08):
If you were that guy that did the Heaven and
Hell and you advertising real radio on the Monsters, I
would love to talk to an interview you.

Speaker 2 (01:21:14):
What were you thinking? It's been dead for years? I'm
sure it was thirty years ago. Dude, Seriously, that was
like the when did you get when did you give
him a real radio? How old were you because you
were still in school twenty one now you were yeah yeah,
so it was two thousand and three. Oh yeah, yeah yeah,
so it was still when the monsters were in the midday.
So that was when I started interning. And then literally
the Nipplegate happened in February. Yeah, and that's when it switched.

(01:21:38):
The morning that's what you talk about. Don't call it that.
After all that thing came down, Howard left and went
to uh yea and went to serious Radio, and then
of course we took over Howard Spot.

Speaker 10 (01:21:48):
He's really phoning it in now, huh that guy, Oh
my god, he's just at his house. And then he
just asked all these guitars behind they're making six thousand
trillion dollars a minute, I mean, do whatever you want.
And now he just calls people that he likes. He's like,
Billy String, get in here. I went to interview.

Speaker 2 (01:22:01):
Yeah, I don't know. I hadn't look at his interviews
the same anymore. He used to really kind of pay
attention to when he interviewed people. But it seems so
it seems so kind of packaged. Now it doesn't have
the same danger that you used to have glass people. Now, yeah,
it doesn't have the same danger. And because he doesn't
have the same impact he did back in the day,
I don't give it enough validity to really give a damn.
And I almost don't care who the guest is.

Speaker 3 (01:22:22):
But you heard the thing about his house, right, I
don't know, think about his house where his wife Beth
has adopted like tons and tons. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah,
I know that.

Speaker 2 (01:22:29):
Ye, so you know, his whole house smells like wigs
and cats. But according to his ex wife, he never
comes upstairs anyway. He like that was one of the
things that kind of drove him apart. He has this
giant basement man cave thing where he would go down
and he would never come up, Like he spent all
of his time down there. He's kind of anti social,
and he spent a lot of time in Florida. You
guys know that, right, Well, he used to because his
ex wife's parents, I guess, lived here, so he was

(01:22:50):
in Florida quite a bit.

Speaker 3 (01:22:51):
I think he was a house here as well.

Speaker 2 (01:22:53):
Yeah, well yeah, And also he's he keeps trying to
do the thing or like I don't know if Sirius
is going to renew my contract, and it's like it's
like you're seventy. But it's also it's like you could easily,
you have unlimited money. You could just broadcast. You keep
doing your show on the internet.

Speaker 12 (01:23:09):
You don't need.

Speaker 2 (01:23:10):
Serious But if you if you think that broadcast is
your relativity and it almost doesn't have anything to do
with the money, I mean you you still want to
be relevant. That's what I think he's kind of hanging
on to. It's just being relevant and the money is
just the money. I still think that guy's probably spending
money made in the nineties. Yeah, I mean he's he's
also from what I understand, you know, he's a spend thrift.
He doesn't really spend a lot of money. Yeah, but

(01:23:31):
it also used to be like, you know, shocking and
entertaining when Howard Stern would ask a list celebrity about
something that no one else would ask him. And then
it's like now because of social media, they you know,
it's like, well they tell you themselves. They can go
on a podcast, or they can create their own podcast
and share me call our daddy does stuff. Now that's
what I mean it's like the stuff Howard was doing

(01:23:51):
twenty years ago. When Alex is talking to people and
you hear him talking about, say, you know, real hardcore
sex stuff. I'm like, yeah, Howard was doing that twenty
years ago in Trestroal radio, and now it's a big
deal because they're doing it. Don't call your daddy. You know,
it's hard to shock anybody. You know, it's impossible to
do that anymore. Have you been on Twitter lately, bro,
let me tell you something. You just go on Twitter
you want to see, if you want to see what

(01:24:11):
life has to offer, what humanity has to offer, just
roll through Twitter for about an hour.

Speaker 3 (01:24:15):
Dude.

Speaker 2 (01:24:16):
That is buff. It's it's like it's like living in Haiti.
It's just like, yes, well some of it.

Speaker 10 (01:24:23):
Yeah, I love man, I love being snarky, and maybe
I've made a career out of it. But like there's
a time and a place and I find now that
there is no time or place. It's like everything that
I go to do, like if it's if it's something
pseudo serious, like there's I find that there's somebody they
are trying to make it like a like make it
a thing, right, Yeah, And I'm just like, oh my god,

(01:24:45):
please stop dancing, please stop video.

Speaker 2 (01:24:47):
And and the problem is this, the people doing that
might not be people because what was it we found
out what during the purchase when Elon Musk purchased x
or you know what, Twitter or whatever at the time
they found out what thirty five or forty of the
of the accounts are fake, the bots. So who even
knows that comment being left on that Thursday is even true?

Speaker 3 (01:25:05):
I mean, it's even a human you know, bought on
our website this morning that I had to Yeah, all right.

Speaker 2 (01:25:11):
For seven nine? What do you guys think that the
the issue in Iran is causing a shortage of we
know a bunch of stuff. We know some stuff has
gone up in price. This is the first I've heard
of this. And I bet you guys haven't used one
in years.

Speaker 10 (01:25:23):
Okay, hold on a second, razors, I'm trying to win.

Speaker 2 (01:25:29):
It's not a razor. You haven't used one in years?
Nobody in these rooms of condom. Condom is the answer.

Speaker 11 (01:25:35):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:25:38):
The Malaysia based baker of condoms says it may raise
prices due to global supply chains because the straight horror
moves thing is also not only oil comes through there.
That's all you hear about. But also latex rubber comes
to there, and that's what And believe it or not,
this condom producer in Malaysia produces condoms for the big maker.
So here here in America it's Trojan and Durham is

(01:26:00):
the other company. But that's an English company. Actually, yeah,
I'm a chic man. You're a chic guy, and I
like a lamb scim skin. I'm more of a traditionalist.
I'm gonna tell you. In my life, I'm not joking.
In my life, I've probably used condoms eight times, eight
ten times. Maybe that's it. In my entire life. There's
just they're not that is it's the least secondly in

(01:26:22):
the world. I mean to get into that moment and
you know, and get into that moment and have to
stop and then.

Speaker 3 (01:26:28):
You know, so you should.

Speaker 10 (01:26:30):
You know, you want to be safe, you don't want
to be dumb, and you certainly don't want to get
somebody pregnant.

Speaker 2 (01:26:36):
Well yeah, you know, you know, because you don't want
to get anything. You don't want to get a passenger.

Speaker 10 (01:26:40):
But even more so, like you know, like if you're
a young person doing that, getting somebody pregnant can change
the trajectory or like that's crazy, but like, I think
condoms are just so gross that tip it is gross.

Speaker 2 (01:26:51):
You use a condom, guy, buddy, yeah, god, here in
a district condom. You know what I don't like about condoms?
How mandy buttons you have with your shirt screens coming.

Speaker 10 (01:27:05):
I'll tell you what I don't like about condoms, especially
in adult films. I don't like the bright red condoms.

Speaker 4 (01:27:10):
What are we all?

Speaker 3 (01:27:10):
A bunch of dogs? Yarrow paying left?

Speaker 2 (01:27:12):
All right?

Speaker 3 (01:27:13):
No dogs?

Speaker 5 (01:27:14):
There they us?

Speaker 2 (01:27:15):
And oh yeahright do you read for a while.

Speaker 3 (01:27:18):
For a while, the California studios did a mandate everybody
had to have condoms. So then you go to look
at your films, I call them films.

Speaker 10 (01:27:24):
Yea, go there and look at my I go there
and look at my films, and everybody's got a red
condom on.

Speaker 2 (01:27:28):
I'm like, what the hell like a clown? Those gotta
get them out of here. I had no idea that
he watched adult content that had condoms. Is that a
thing of yours?

Speaker 3 (01:27:38):
It's just in the mix.

Speaker 2 (01:27:40):
You can't get rid of it. It's all that was
in the mix. I didn't know that was even still
a thing. Oh yeah, that's right. You pretend to not
watch this show. You've been doing this for.

Speaker 3 (01:27:49):
The monsters on the monsars every like I've never said one,
and I'm like, oh my god, my pants. In liberalized California,
they were forcing everybody work. They were they were like
a mandate, but the liberal California liberals and not.

Speaker 2 (01:28:05):
Age, but in the free State of American age like
everybody down south in Miami. That's where they produce all
the good cops. The Boss and the dog fark production fiesta.

Speaker 8 (01:28:19):
You know.

Speaker 2 (01:28:19):
Yeah, Also, your hair says condom. A dude got off
floppy because the headphones on and off because you tell
somebody which is it.

Speaker 10 (01:28:27):
Are you a cop? Are you a cool dude? You
gotta either go short or long. I'm called them the cops.
He's got a cops haircut.

Speaker 2 (01:28:36):
You should be a cop. You you I should be
a cop. You should be You have a great cop.
You'd lead with no emotion on the book.

Speaker 3 (01:28:42):
But you let people go. But the good days of
being cops are over because a body cams eliminated all fun.
Now having not the beatings whatever you used to know.

Speaker 2 (01:28:53):
You're talking top button, the extortion stuff.

Speaker 3 (01:28:57):
Yeah, you're like, all right, what do we have here?

Speaker 2 (01:28:59):
And then is taking it for yourself?

Speaker 3 (01:29:01):
Is it all we have here?

Speaker 2 (01:29:05):
Are you get your wallet there?

Speaker 24 (01:29:06):
Sir?

Speaker 2 (01:29:07):
Yeah, you know you find money. They're like, oh, that's mine.

Speaker 3 (01:29:10):
I didn't let I've been knowing to let people go
if they unbutton the top.

Speaker 2 (01:29:13):
But I say that every cup listening to us right
now shaking their head. Yeah, it's all gone. Who is
this person coming in? Who is who is the surprise guest?

Speaker 3 (01:29:25):
I'm doing something. I'm doing something for charity.

Speaker 2 (01:29:29):
Jimmy, Uh, we're doing They're promoting Melissa's race, okay, and
uh uh well.

Speaker 3 (01:29:35):
It's a race. Now you got jokes.

Speaker 2 (01:29:39):
I'm trying to do something serious. Four four one back
with a mystery interview next.

Speaker 23 (01:29:52):
Show.

Speaker 7 (01:29:54):
Hey guys, is Deputy Scott Tom would be an absolute
horrible cop?

Speaker 3 (01:29:59):
What you said them?

Speaker 7 (01:30:00):
Just don't just just don't.

Speaker 2 (01:30:02):
I can shake him down quick.

Speaker 3 (01:30:04):
Please. Hey guys, I hope you guys are doing well.
So what's you're telling me?

Speaker 11 (01:30:09):
I get?

Speaker 3 (01:30:09):
Is I get five hours of Tom and Dan today? Dang?
I heard radio? I did something? Wait? Thanks bye bye?

Speaker 12 (01:30:17):
All right?

Speaker 2 (01:30:18):
Seven four one text us seven seven zero three one
win is your five o'clock keyword, that's w I n
you know what to do. Slider to a real radio
out of him and send that away for your chance
in one thousand buncks. Welcome back. I'm Jim, Tom and
Dan with us today. A little bit more nooisse than
that guy's come on.

Speaker 3 (01:30:35):
Time. My god, what happened at the candle?

Speaker 2 (01:30:40):
Please here as well, so you guys take advantage. You
guys do this because I'm not really sure what's going
on here. I didn't. You are lumped. But as it
gets well, here's the thing.

Speaker 3 (01:30:53):
I owed Simon a favor because she helped me start
training for my first sprint traff. I knew it, knew
it and uh and then she lent uh me a
bike and then she lent me some swim gear, super
expensive hairtime you it's only one segment and a billion

(01:31:15):
and then uh so then I was like, oh, we're
going on Jimmy Show. So because you know, Jeff and
Sue came on our show yesterday, and then I was like, Hey,
we're going on Jimmy Show the next day. We can
do anything I want. I'll just tell him when we
show up and it'll be too awkward, as I know.

Speaker 2 (01:31:36):
So then big a big evan coming up next weekend.

Speaker 3 (01:31:38):
Yes, it's next weekend, Saturday, May second. It's called Melissa's Race.
I I did this a couple of years ago, and
I just signed up with me and my sons. My
sons are now old enough to run five k's with me,
which I'm like super excited about that.

Speaker 2 (01:31:54):
Well, doesn't wake up on a Saturday.

Speaker 3 (01:31:59):
Morning in donated them. It's my proudest moment because I
tricked them in believing it's fun. Anyway, they and then
when I get to take a picture with them after
I put on social media and like, look how much
better I am than everybody?

Speaker 12 (01:32:13):
That's what.

Speaker 3 (01:32:14):
But anyway, so that part, Melissa's Race is an awesome
event and it's uh, it's a really cool run around
like Sanford River Rock. I'll let Jeff explain because Jeff
and Sue are the ones that put it on, but
it's you should sign up for it, and it's a
great day. There's an after party and it's really like
it's a family run. So anybody with any skill level,

(01:32:37):
Like I tell everybody, just you come walk it. It's
for a great cause.

Speaker 2 (01:32:40):
Definitely, Tom nailed the details, Jeff, answer me, I mean
zero questions.

Speaker 3 (01:32:48):
And after that, Jimmy, I'm just to give don't say
ambiguity to Tom.

Speaker 2 (01:33:00):
How you do a good Yeah, thanks for having tell
me all about this thing. Melissa's Race coming up May second,
and to raise money and awareness for this terrible kind
of brain cancer.

Speaker 22 (01:33:11):
Right, So the full name is Melissa's Race to Battle
Brain Cancer. This is our eleventh year doing this. It's
in honor of our oldest daughter, Melissa, who passed away
from a form of brain cancer thirteen years ago, and
she wanted to run this race. She wanted to make
a difference, give people hope. So we're running the race
that she didn't get a chance to finish. Basically, so

(01:33:32):
it's basically one hundred percent fundraiser. So we have a
donation promise. One hundred percent of the money donated and
the sign up fees and everything go toward brain cancer research.
We have sponsors and ourselves that cover all the administrative
costs because we don't believe in that and you know,
giving type of a situation, so we cover all that.
It's an amazing morning, so we have a great event.

(01:33:54):
There are competitive runners, but there's also families that walk
with shoulders and dogs and things like that. It's a
great event. We have an amazing closing ceremony butterfly release.
That's a big symbol for us. So we do a
butterfly release and we have some some local UH doctors
that are are are and some researchers that are working
in this that speak and things like that. And then
this year we're having an after party at ACE Cafe.

(01:34:16):
Cafe used to be in Orlando and now it's like Sandford.
So we're going to have a slow motorcycle ride a
short distance over to from the Civic Center to ACE
Cafe and have an after party and they're gonna have
a brunch and some drinks and donate a part of
their proceeds.

Speaker 2 (01:34:31):
That sounds like a great day. How do I get
signed up for that? Where do I learn about more?
And where do I go to all the information? Where
do I get sighted or is it a limited access
type thing?

Speaker 12 (01:34:39):
Isn't?

Speaker 2 (01:34:39):
It isn't unlimited?

Speaker 3 (01:34:41):
And we are on track.

Speaker 22 (01:34:42):
They have our best year ever, so we hopefully are
Your audience can to help us get there. But Melissa's
Race dot org is the best way to get there.
You can also just do Melissa's race at Sanford and
Google or whatever.

Speaker 2 (01:34:54):
They get right there, right and you can sign up
right on the line.

Speaker 3 (01:34:57):
Everything is online now, very nice?

Speaker 2 (01:34:58):
Are are there? Are there sponsorship availabilities there as well?
Like if you were if you were to the website,
could you sponsor the segment?

Speaker 22 (01:35:05):
Yeah, their sponsorship availability still we could still do.

Speaker 3 (01:35:08):
So happy to help with that.

Speaker 22 (01:35:11):
Obviously, you can donate and we have a donation prize,
so every ten dollars donated goes a chance to win
a prize. Grand Prizes Park Jewlers is given a five
thousand dollars shopping spree in they score damn. So yeah,
so it's significant, Dan, that's awesome.

Speaker 2 (01:35:25):
So if you don't want me asking a little bit
about the cancer, So obviously with all cancers, some of
them can be very specific and targeted. Is this specific
cancer where all that money's going or is it just
brain cancer in general? I'm not really sure. That's broken up.

Speaker 22 (01:35:39):
Yeah, so it's a brain cancer. All of our money
goes to brain cancer research. There's various different types of
brain cancer, but they all have a common problem and
that there's a thing called the blood brain barrier that
blood flow actually doesn't get into your brain. There's a
barrier that your human body has, so getting drugs and
whatnot to pass through that is a challenge.

Speaker 3 (01:35:58):
For all brains. Yeah.

Speaker 22 (01:35:59):
So so they really don't have a lot of effective,
you know, treatments for for that. So you know, the
next one could be the big one to break through.
So that's why eleven years we keep chipping away at
this and we're hoping the next one is the big one.

Speaker 2 (01:36:14):
That's awesome, man, that's really really cool. So it's Melissa's
Race dot Org. Melissa's Race dot Org and.

Speaker 3 (01:36:19):
There it's an awesome event. There's a bunch of people,
it's a time to raise so you uh, you know
you in in runners terms? Jeamy, I know you're not
a runner, so tell are you telling me and Simon runners?

Speaker 2 (01:36:35):
You see the disrespect I mean.

Speaker 3 (01:36:39):
Jack Jack, Yeah, got the body of a Runner's a vampire.

Speaker 2 (01:36:48):
Was like to train Tom van.

Speaker 13 (01:36:50):
Unique a lot of interesting questions and I gave a
lot of advice, none of which he follows.

Speaker 3 (01:36:59):
There's most of their time in the pool.

Speaker 2 (01:37:01):
Did they really a perfect You have to train swimming too?

Speaker 3 (01:37:06):
That part of try did you only train swimming with
the mop.

Speaker 22 (01:37:12):
All our training.

Speaker 3 (01:37:14):
Like people think I'm lying.

Speaker 2 (01:37:15):
I never lie.

Speaker 3 (01:37:16):
I just tell you what every bad thing everybody around
me is doing what harry Back didn't. So you get
this thing called the runner's bib Jimmy yeah yeah, and
then it's your number and then you use like safety
pins to clip it your it's the amateur hour.

Speaker 2 (01:37:32):
He's magnet. You can't use magnets. Uh, you just literally
how did you guys hook up? How did Simon and
you find each other? It's been a b d M
for It's one of the like O G original listeners. Seriously,
I do this thing. I learned from the best and
where you all the listeners can give you lots of
favors and become your friends and then they then that's

(01:37:54):
you have a whole friend listener that you don't tell
people about it.

Speaker 17 (01:37:58):
But the.

Speaker 10 (01:38:01):
Back somewhere around the twenty five year career markets fine,
there's a lot of them that what times the restart
seven am?

Speaker 2 (01:38:08):
Seven am?

Speaker 3 (01:38:14):
It is man, it is Orlando, so it's warm. Yeah
it is some man. You know, you don't even have
to be there. Like if they blow up, everybody gets
off running and then the chip doesn't turn on until
you cross they start finished line. So even if we
get there a little bit late, the chip turned on.
Excuse all that matters? The end picture with the uh

(01:38:38):
you know, the metal of you, and then that shows
everybody who follows you on social media how much better
you're event dude.

Speaker 2 (01:38:46):
Seven o'clock. You guys know that the run kicks off
at seven or starts at seven. It starts at seven,
so you got to gather earlier. So you're gonna rattle
those boys on a bed like five forty five?

Speaker 3 (01:38:56):
What do you think?

Speaker 2 (01:38:57):
Yes, they're gonna do that. He pissed, and they won't
even go to bed about how you have food tricks.
I'm gonna ge him a doughnut. It's only a five K.
You don't really need I don't even Yeah, yeah, five
k three miles, three point one miles. Yeah, you'll be done.
We'll be done with that fastest five k. Okay. Well,
I have this dream of doing a sub twenty and

(01:39:18):
because twenty under twenty minutes, yah, under twenty minutes, and
then that's impossible.

Speaker 3 (01:39:23):
Then he realized he was over forty. Yeah, is it
really hard? Twenty minutes?

Speaker 2 (01:39:28):
Pretty hard?

Speaker 3 (01:39:28):
Yes?

Speaker 2 (01:39:29):
Is it really impossible?

Speaker 3 (01:39:30):
No, it's the fast all time. Sixteen forty is our
best ever? Sixteen forty Yeah that some young high school kid.

Speaker 2 (01:39:40):
Wow, the athletes can do it in an under twenty.

Speaker 3 (01:39:43):
Like you said, your dad, you know you.

Speaker 2 (01:39:47):
Got a face like a condiment.

Speaker 3 (01:39:50):
There's some sort of I got some sort of foot problem,
and it doesn't say.

Speaker 2 (01:39:55):
Okay after problem.

Speaker 10 (01:39:56):
After he runs about seven miles, his foot goes on
and then he start dragging.

Speaker 3 (01:40:00):
It behind like an old hunting dog that needs to
be shot in the head.

Speaker 2 (01:40:06):
After seven she turned to an old labist, starts dragging,
starts a speech, and then his left side of his
face goes down. Uh so you guys are now do
you run it as well?

Speaker 18 (01:40:17):
Jeff?

Speaker 3 (01:40:17):
No, I'm I'm organizing the whole thing. Yeah, right right, yeaheah.

Speaker 2 (01:40:21):
And do you run it every year?

Speaker 18 (01:40:22):
Smoke?

Speaker 11 (01:40:22):
Yep.

Speaker 2 (01:40:22):
I this will be my second or thirty year right here?
What's your best time? Oh gosh, not great. I'm not
that fast.

Speaker 3 (01:40:29):
No, probably like thirty thirty two minutes.

Speaker 2 (01:40:31):
And you run the entire time, right You never stopp
and walk or catch your breath anything like that. I
don't because obviously you're still too athlete. And then, uh,
but I will tell you. Like the first time I
did a five k like two months ago with my sons,
I thought they were gonna have a rough time doing it,
like because they only had run a mile before that.

Speaker 3 (01:40:49):
I was like, oh, they're gonna have and.

Speaker 7 (01:40:51):
They did not.

Speaker 2 (01:40:52):
They did it easily and now and now my sons
can run like a mile and the five k faster
than I can. Do you really?

Speaker 3 (01:41:00):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (01:41:00):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (01:41:00):
And I read that did the Orlando City five k?

Speaker 3 (01:41:03):
Do we all do that?

Speaker 2 (01:41:04):
Did you do that? Jack?

Speaker 6 (01:41:05):
I know?

Speaker 2 (01:41:06):
Yeah, yeah, it was your time there. Do you remember
it was? I was carrying an anchor, I was running
with my wife.

Speaker 3 (01:41:11):
Yeah, wow, I did.

Speaker 2 (01:41:14):
I think I did it in forty three minutes or
forty three what are you pushing a stroller? Jimmy had
a better time than I did, but I was every time,
I'm like, okay, I got to pick it up. I
look back at my little wife was checking along, and
I'm like, I got a slow down. I think Ross
did it under thirty minutes. Yeah, all right, though he's
super and I think his buddy John did it even
faster than him. But that's something like and someone will

(01:41:37):
tell you like, once you start, it's just about doing
it accomplishing. Who cares about the time, Like, go out
there walk, care about the time? Oh yeah, competitor enough enough.
If you do it as a family, you can't compare.
You can't worry about.

Speaker 3 (01:41:52):
Well what if your boys leave you in the dust? Though?

Speaker 2 (01:41:54):
What if they start and they just take off? You'd beat?
That make you happy?

Speaker 7 (01:41:57):
Right?

Speaker 1 (01:41:57):
I hope they do?

Speaker 2 (01:41:59):
Would that make you competitively sad that they like, we're
beating you. I want to run next to him.

Speaker 3 (01:42:04):
So I have the picture of us all finishing the
finish line together, and then I put that picture on
social media.

Speaker 2 (01:42:09):
I want them to way ahead of you, and then
video would drag foot across across the finish line.

Speaker 10 (01:42:14):
Happened, Well, that just happened yesterday right on, Like you
guys saw that. Just to tie it into running, there.

Speaker 2 (01:42:19):
Was a the Indian kid that across the line. Yeah, no, no, no, no,
there's that guy.

Speaker 10 (01:42:24):
But there was the guy that he's at the end
of the whatever race and he's and it's a white
guy and he's running and he's got his shirt. He's
very swell and he's kind of very slowly his hands
out And there's two versions you can find. There's one
from like a guy that sees him leaving and the
guys that don't come on you. And then that one's
a good one. And then there's another one where you

(01:42:45):
see it from the front, but this little tiny Indian
man or.

Speaker 3 (01:42:48):
Black guy just goes right and they're right at the
end of the and these boomy wins.

Speaker 2 (01:42:54):
There's the fastest fastest Boston Boston Marathon time of all time. Yeah,
it was the fastest, right.

Speaker 3 (01:43:00):
I think said yesterday.

Speaker 2 (01:43:01):
Yeah, the guy timing our race ran in that no
way really yeah.

Speaker 7 (01:43:04):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:43:04):
So it's Melissa's Race dot Org starting at seven o'clock
and now it's May second. That's a Saturday or something,
Saturday Saturday. And then like after the run, so the
runs will get done, you guys will be over tot
Ace Cafe kind of thrown down by a white.

Speaker 17 (01:43:17):
Woo.

Speaker 3 (01:43:17):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:43:17):
Yeah, because it finished it quick. That's a good thing
about five k's is you can walk in an hour. Yeah. Yeah,
you go there, you say that.

Speaker 3 (01:43:24):
Dude, I just had forty three minutes understand this.

Speaker 2 (01:43:37):
And it starts at Sanford Civic Center and then it
goes like through the River Rock River Walk. You go
through like a little bit of Sandford and so it's
a nice run. Yeah, the weather is going to be
absolutely as good as it gets either. This weather has
been nice and cool. So I want you guys have
a great time, raise a bunch of money. And are
there a commimeiner of T shirts? Like if I was
to go online and I couldn't make it, but I

(01:43:57):
wanted to kind of attribute some money, I could buy
a T shirt.

Speaker 22 (01:43:59):
Yes, there's a virtual options, So anybody who can't make it,
there's thing called a five K year way, which is
basically we send you a shirt in a metal So
go sign up that way and we'll make sure you get.

Speaker 2 (01:44:09):
And that's again that's Melissa's race dot Org. All the
informations right there on the website. This thing goes down
in a couple weeks, so you have plenty of time
to get signed up, clear your schedule, get out there
and again. And what I do love about these things
as all jokes aside the city one was the same way.
You are done by ten or eleven o'clock. So this
is not going to consume your entire day. You get
to do something good, raise some money for a great cause,
get that T shirt you can remember forever, hang that

(01:44:29):
medal somewhere where it can be seen all the time.
And then and then just kind of have the rest
of your show.

Speaker 3 (01:44:33):
Take a nap.

Speaker 2 (01:44:34):
Yeah, go take a nap. That's exactly what I dragged
my foot into the bed. That's says sponsors. That's the
least of your disabilities, TC, the least great teing you guys, great,
Thank you so much. Simone, appreciate it. Jeff, thank you.

Speaker 16 (01:44:55):
Guys.

Speaker 2 (01:44:55):
Appreciate it. It's Melissa's race dot org. Melissa's Race dot org.
Go get signed up. If you can't be there personally,
do the virtual thing. Grab yourself a T shirt, donate
some money a great cause. And we think you guys
were dropping. My appreciation you so much. Thank four seven
nine four one. Text us at seven seven zero three one.
Don't forget your five o'clock keyword is when that's w
I N. Just slide over a real radio dout of

(01:45:15):
him and send that away for your chance at one
thousand dollars. Look him up, guys, it's time for trivia.
We'll do that next. Hey guys, Hey Tom, Hey Dan,
This as uh Jake.

Speaker 8 (01:45:33):
You used to know me as super Mario. I haven't
seen you guys in a while. Yes, Ken, and Uh,
you look look good. Tom, you look fantastic. He's he's
free anyway. Just say hi to you guys. Come to
a sen and you probably I've probably heard four. Yeah,
I don't think I'm talking about so goodbye.

Speaker 2 (01:45:54):
Bank and Uh, I think he's been listening long enough
to know to turn his radio down in ready records.

Speaker 3 (01:46:01):
God, I missed super Ma hasn't nailed our radio.

Speaker 24 (01:46:05):
It's about two thousand and two and this show today
is like a flashback to twenty twenty four years couch.

Speaker 3 (01:46:14):
Great show today, y'all, Thank you.

Speaker 2 (01:46:16):
I'll missed the poper planning.

Speaker 24 (01:46:18):
Wedding goes smoothly, but this is the funny mash up today.
Y'all have a good one.

Speaker 2 (01:46:24):
Thank you, Thank you, sir. I appreciate that. All right,
welcome back to the Jim Corber Show, Real Radio one
to four point one. Got about eight minutes or so
to get over to real Radio dot FM with your
keyword win.

Speaker 3 (01:46:33):
That's w I in again.

Speaker 2 (01:46:36):
Just get over there and send that away to Real
Radio dot FM and then we'll see if you can
win some money. I'm Jim, Tom and Dan are here
as well. Jack is here too, yep, and he has
the Jackie sack.

Speaker 3 (01:46:46):
What's in there? Body?

Speaker 2 (01:46:48):
All aboard?

Speaker 3 (01:46:48):
You guys say, chug a chuggo chuck a chucking you two,
clicky glack.

Speaker 22 (01:46:52):
Here we go.

Speaker 2 (01:46:54):
Got prizes. You get to pick winner gets to pick
pair of tickets for a brunch at the third annual Cabbage,
Potato Bacon Festival.

Speaker 3 (01:47:04):
Nice.

Speaker 2 (01:47:05):
Jimmy's a big fan of this. I think I'm going
to that. Yeah you two. Yeah, well, my daughter Bacon
is life.

Speaker 3 (01:47:11):
Yeah yeah, bro. That whole area up there is just
loaded with great food. And we had a listener by us.

Speaker 2 (01:47:16):
Benton's bacon.

Speaker 3 (01:47:17):
Oh yeah, good dude, It's it's what they use in
five star Michelin star restaurants.

Speaker 2 (01:47:24):
Oh my god, remember when, right, bacon was the big thing.
I like, but Benton, get your bacon, get your potato,
get your cabbage. At the festival that's this weekend. It's
an agricultural celebration downtown Hastings and it features culinary experiences
with the Hastings Street Side Brunch, the Great Potato Ball Gala.

(01:47:44):
Family friendly event also features the Hastings Mowdown lawnmower races
and the Missed Potato Queen Beauty Pageant, and it's all
sponsored by the Saint John's Council Tourist Development Council. That
lawnmower race is no joke. Have you seen that?

Speaker 3 (01:48:00):
Dude? You buying that bacon? Bacon? We had a listener
sent it to us. Do you want you want to
take you something crazy? This guy's got a full Benton's
Bacon Country Hand in his refrigerator right now, and because
his family is all vegetarian, if he don't know what
to do with it. If you gonna start slice.

Speaker 2 (01:48:18):
Of it, it's like like a thousand dollars, like that Iberia,
it's like two hundred bucks. But it's like they call it,
it's like country Man country Hand. This the Salty Hill,
but it's like proscudo.

Speaker 3 (01:48:28):
It's like literally like countryman persudo.

Speaker 2 (01:48:30):
You're gonna so good.

Speaker 3 (01:48:32):
Sorry.

Speaker 2 (01:48:32):
That's one of the prizes. We have two more. The
winner can choose a pair of tickets to a night
with David Lee Roth at the Hard Rock Live May third,
Diamond Dave a week from Sunday, or perhaps if you
want to go to something, maybe October eleventh at the
Kia Center.

Speaker 3 (01:48:49):
Join me.

Speaker 2 (01:48:50):
I'm seeing Weezer the Gathering Tour. It's Weezer at the
Key of Center, October eleventh. Those are the three prizes
in the Jackie Take because right, all right? Who wants
to pick the collar?

Speaker 3 (01:49:03):
Daniel?

Speaker 11 (01:49:04):
One?

Speaker 2 (01:49:04):
Two, three, four or five?

Speaker 3 (01:49:05):
Five?

Speaker 2 (01:49:05):
Five is the answer. Let's go to James, James, how
you doing.

Speaker 18 (01:49:10):
Good?

Speaker 3 (01:49:10):
Buddy?

Speaker 2 (01:49:10):
Wanna play little game with us?

Speaker 14 (01:49:12):
Does do it?

Speaker 3 (01:49:16):
Show?

Speaker 5 (01:49:17):
All right?

Speaker 3 (01:49:17):
James?

Speaker 2 (01:49:18):
This is a real easy game. But I's got a
question here for you have four answers. One of these
answers is untrue.

Speaker 3 (01:49:23):
It's a lot.

Speaker 2 (01:49:23):
I'm trying to fool you. But if you can find it,
I will send you over to Jack and he's got
some nice things and you can choose something for yourself.

Speaker 3 (01:49:29):
Are you ready?

Speaker 4 (01:49:30):
I'm ready?

Speaker 2 (01:49:31):
Here we go, buddy. On this day in nineteen eighty six,
American actress was married to a Hollywood icon for a short,
tumultuous period of time. That relationship caused much controversy and
a very expensive divorce. She sued him, he sued back,
there was poop on the sheets. Oh, Johnny Depp and

(01:49:51):
Amber Heard. Amber Heard was born on this day? All right,
that's right. Here are three fun facts about Amber and
one Johnny Depp, but didn't write that. Right here we go,
all right, we're talking about Amber heard which one of
these is not true? Number one? Amber is an avid
reader and has a massive collection of rare books. Number
two Amber was raised as a tomboy and has a

(01:50:12):
collection of classic cars that she actually regularly works on
and maintains. Number three Amber is a certified lifeguard. Or lastly,
Amber has two college degrees, a bachelor's in English Lit
And a master's in creative writing.

Speaker 3 (01:50:26):
Which of those is a lie?

Speaker 19 (01:50:28):
Agree for me?

Speaker 2 (01:50:29):
No, that's absolutely true. She is a certified lifeguard. Faux
show Daniel one two or four? That's got two?

Speaker 3 (01:50:38):
Two is Bobby? Bobby? How you doing?

Speaker 11 (01:50:41):
Hey?

Speaker 7 (01:50:42):
How you doing good?

Speaker 2 (01:50:42):
Buddy? Talking about actress Amber heard which one of these
isn't true? Number one? Amber is an avid reader, has
a massive collection of rare books. Number two Amber was
raised as a tomboy, has a collection of classic cars
that she regularly works on and maintains. Or lastly, Amber
has two college degrees, a bachelor's in English Lit And
a masters in creative writing. The second one, No, that's

(01:51:04):
absolutely true. She's a tom boy. She has an old
sixty eight Mustang and a late or an early seventies
Mercedes three fifty sl Yeah, and she, of course is
the tom Boys.

Speaker 3 (01:51:16):
She pooped in the bathroom. Said I like a girl
that knows their way around wrenches, and she yeah, yeah,
all right.

Speaker 2 (01:51:22):
One or four Daniel.

Speaker 18 (01:51:24):
One?

Speaker 2 (01:51:24):
One is William William? How you doing.

Speaker 11 (01:51:28):
Very well?

Speaker 4 (01:51:29):
Very well?

Speaker 2 (01:51:29):
Good buddy talking about Amber herd And you got a
fifty to fifty shot here? Which of these is not true?
Number one? Amber is an avid reader and has a
massive collection of rare books. Or lastly, Amber has two degrees,
bachelor's an English lit Or a master's in creative writing.

Speaker 4 (01:51:43):
I'm going to go with number one.

Speaker 2 (01:51:45):
No, that's absolutely true. She is an avid reader with
a massive collection of very rare books. No winners, no winners,
no winner, don't give anything away.

Speaker 3 (01:51:52):
Let us summer, let us summer.

Speaker 14 (01:51:54):
Here we go.

Speaker 2 (01:51:55):
Donna tomorrow, Donna, how you doing? I'm doing really good?
You are tell me if this is true. Amber has
two college degrees, a bachelor's in English slit and a
master's in creative writing.

Speaker 3 (01:52:06):
It's false.

Speaker 18 (01:52:07):
No, I don't.

Speaker 2 (01:52:08):
Hey, you got it your wine. I'm gonna put to
on a hold. Donna, pick out something nice for yourself. Yeah,
amberherd does not. As a matter of fact, A couple
other things you may not know about Amber before we
get to the top of the hour, ross page coming
up to tell us what's happening in good Sauce. Amber
actually dropped about a high school at seventeen years old
to pursue acting. She did wind up going to get
her ged, but she is a high school dropout. A

(01:52:28):
lot of actors are, believe it or not, there's such
great people. Yeah, yeah, wonderful people, right, like we should
all aspire to be like the actors that we see.
Amber is fluent in Spanish and English asl I wish
I was man Spanish, I wish I knew top and
then lastly here. She began her on screen career in
Kenny Chesney's music video for the song there Goes My Life.

(01:52:49):
There she is Amber. You know that there's this, there's this.
There's an equation called the Greek is it the Greek
gold equation or something like that, and what it is.
It's an equation where they measure your facial features and
you're the proximity of everything and where it is, and
they she is ninety one point three percent perfect, like

(01:53:11):
her face is considered almost perfectly symmetrical and beautiful. I've
heard of this.

Speaker 3 (01:53:17):
Yeah, I'm like a two and a half, you know
what I mean? Like, yeah, real rough, especially the profile
is all.

Speaker 2 (01:53:24):
Right, say a little break, Ross Paget next here on
the Jim Gulbert Show. Welcome back to the Jim Colbert Show,
Real Radio one oh four point one. Your six o'clock
keyword is bills. B i LS go to Real Radio
dot FM and send that away for your chance at
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Speaker 3 (01:53:41):
Guys, that is your six o'clock keyword. Good luck. We
hope you win.

Speaker 2 (01:53:44):
Welcome back. I'm Jim, Tom and Dan with us today.

Speaker 3 (01:53:46):
Boys, tar you so much.

Speaker 2 (01:53:47):
I appreciate it as always. Jack here as well, And
every single Wednesday around six o'clock we have this gentleman
drop by to find out what's going on in the
podcast tonight, you guys give it up good and loud
from Richter or Ross Paget.

Speaker 3 (01:54:01):
Oh yeah, with how goes, dude?

Speaker 18 (01:54:04):
It's going? Good man?

Speaker 6 (01:54:05):
What up?

Speaker 18 (01:54:06):
Jimmy C's what's up? Jimmy Colebs?

Speaker 4 (01:54:08):
What you do?

Speaker 18 (01:54:10):
What up? Tommy? D?

Speaker 2 (01:54:11):
Are you in a holding cell like Hey, how these
guys start talking on the internet. Make a hands on
if you need help.

Speaker 18 (01:54:22):
Okay, I'm not gonna lie. I got stopped at the
border and things are not going well.

Speaker 3 (01:54:27):
No.

Speaker 18 (01:54:27):
No, I am currently at Internco Stadium. I'm waiting for
a Wednesday kickoff against Charlotte. I'm not sure if you've
caught any Orlando City matches?

Speaker 20 (01:54:36):
Have you yet?

Speaker 3 (01:54:37):
Jim? Not yet? Not this year?

Speaker 18 (01:54:39):
All right, Well, guess what. Let's start next week actually,
because it's been a rough start. It's been a very
rough I know they changed coaches, well they changed coaches,
but let me just in a nutshell. We've let in
five goals twice. I think we've let in six goals
one time, four goals. We've been letting in goals. But
guess that's what. That doesn't stop me, baby, as I

(01:55:03):
bleed purple.

Speaker 3 (01:55:04):
Okay, very nice.

Speaker 2 (01:55:05):
You know it's weird that you're saying this because I've
seen nothing but good things online about Orlando.

Speaker 4 (01:55:10):
Ye.

Speaker 2 (01:55:13):
And Reddit is and I will say ross the reddit
is not toxic in the leads.

Speaker 18 (01:55:19):
No, And that's why I'm actually here, man. I'm trying
to have my glass be half full. I'm still being
the Orlando City optimist. I still feel like we can
win any match because that's the beauty of professional sports.
You still never know the end results. So I'm excited
for tonight's matchup against Charlotte. And I'm also excited Jim
for Real Radio to enjoy episode one oh five of

(01:55:41):
Good Sauce with Ross and Joel. Oh that's a segue.

Speaker 3 (01:55:45):
What's coming up tonight? I know you guys are on one.

Speaker 19 (01:55:48):
Yeah.

Speaker 18 (01:55:48):
Man, we have been so first and foremost speaking of
Orlando sports, It's so bittersweet when the Orlando Magic hoppled
the seventies or not the seventies sixists the the Pistons
in that first match, because that was a huge upset.
And I walked into work the next day and I went,
Who's with me? And they went, what are you talking about? Orlando?

(01:56:11):
Get on the basketball, Pick it up, ribble it. It
is here. We are in the playoffs. We have a
season veteran filled team. Was the regular season perfect?

Speaker 3 (01:56:22):
No?

Speaker 18 (01:56:22):
Was not, but the playoffs are here. In the regular season,
I'm not sure if you guys know this doesn't matter anymore?

Speaker 3 (01:56:29):
No, it does not. Do we have a fan problem?

Speaker 2 (01:56:32):
Russ Magic are getting nine and a half tonight.

Speaker 3 (01:56:35):
Do you like that better?

Speaker 2 (01:56:36):
Because I think for sure Detroit's went in tonight. Oh
you think so and a half is pretty great considering
how they played them.

Speaker 13 (01:56:44):
I don't know.

Speaker 2 (01:56:45):
I think they come out hungry off rip.

Speaker 18 (01:56:48):
I'm kind of with you, Jack take the nine and
a half, but I don't know. If they go to
and O on the road, that's going to be a
tough match up. It's the NBA playoffs. And to answer
your question, do we have a fan problem? I didn't
think we did, And until I saw no one there
about the eight seed Magic beating the number one seed
Detroit Pistons, that was a huge upset. So I'm trying

(01:57:10):
to galvanize the people. It doesn't matter if you're a
Bandwagon fan. The seed is warm coming part of the
four oh seven.

Speaker 12 (01:57:17):
Yeah.

Speaker 10 (01:57:17):
What bothers me about it is that, you know, look,
we can be critical of the team, and I have
been critical of the team, and other people have been
critical of the team.

Speaker 2 (01:57:24):
I'm talking about Orlando Magic. But when Paulo steps up
and when he's.

Speaker 10 (01:57:28):
Silenced critics, right then you part of being a good
fan is to say, well, we were wrong and you
can't put this team on your back and.

Speaker 3 (01:57:36):
You did a great job. So we're sorry. And I
saw a little bit of that.

Speaker 10 (01:57:39):
But I just what I mean by fan problem is
is that like these things happen in professional sports. I
don't think you just abandoned your team because they're not
doing well.

Speaker 2 (01:57:46):
You look, they're playing these guys hard and they're Yeah,
they're taking the ball away a lot, a lot of
turnovers and a lot of takeaways from the Magic. They
keep that up and they shoot okay, because the actually
didn't even shoot all that well in still well, Detroit
shot bad. And that's what we're not going to have
to know.

Speaker 18 (01:58:00):
And usually Detroit, that's their thing, and yeah, that is
the city aggressive joke. Where I'm going with this is
that I also think about this. The Orlando Magic makes
national news the only team to upset I think in
the East and Western Conference.

Speaker 3 (01:58:16):
But not just that.

Speaker 18 (01:58:17):
Let's not just stop this. Tonight's episode isn't just about sports.
It's about celebrating the Magic being in the national spotlight
all while International Drive made some national headlines, maybe not
for the right reasons. Jim, do you know about Sloth World?

Speaker 2 (01:58:31):
Oh yeah, dude, it's part owner. We talked a little
bit about sloth World today.

Speaker 3 (01:58:35):
Not good.

Speaker 11 (01:58:36):
You know.

Speaker 3 (01:58:36):
Of course we had those guys on.

Speaker 2 (01:58:38):
I know there's a lot of drama happening with sloth World.

Speaker 18 (01:58:42):
So for people who don't know, there was upwards, I
believe a little thirty and some change dead sloths, Yeah,
that were found, and there are some questions that got
to check out the sloth popsies. There's a little preview
of what kind of folks are happening. When we talk
about our deep dive into the sloth World community.

Speaker 2 (01:59:05):
I think if a human died, it would be less
of a controversy all the time.

Speaker 3 (01:59:11):
Are you crazy?

Speaker 2 (01:59:12):
They were like, oh, trainer died a sloth World. People
were like, all right, I'm stealing.

Speaker 10 (01:59:16):
It's like thirty unhoused people died in a warehouse and
people are like, yeah, it's tough out there.

Speaker 6 (01:59:20):
We know.

Speaker 2 (01:59:21):
What's weird that it is? Like thirty one of them died.
How many more do they have? Oh there's unlimited yeah there.
When you read the story, it feels like they ship
these things across like the sea, like their socks, like
kind of what they were doing.

Speaker 10 (01:59:33):
And unfortunately, I don't think there's a lot of regulation
there from whatever round, but I think there will be now.

Speaker 18 (01:59:38):
There should be. And because when you got corpses of
slots all over I drive and listen, I drive is
a serious place. We understand. That's where the real jungle is.
That is Orlando, Florida. That's where the baller's ball That's
where That's where all it goes down. There's a damn
volcano over there. If you want to take drugs. Without
taking drugs, go walk down.

Speaker 2 (01:59:57):
I drive. Yeah, a volcano one end, and I like
a a bar that's made out of solid ice on
the next day.

Speaker 18 (02:00:04):
A lot of fire, a lot of vibes. There's a
lot of Polynesian vibes. Everything's happening. I'm drive, including sloth World.
And I know sloth World came out with their response going,
hey yo, this was a virus thing. This was not
from poor care or anything. I found out, Jim. The
sloughs are from Peru in a place like called like Guava, Guyana.

(02:00:29):
All right, so hopefully that wasn't that disrespectful?

Speaker 8 (02:00:33):
Is it?

Speaker 2 (02:00:34):
Guyana? Where Jonestown was.

Speaker 3 (02:00:40):
There's a guy with the badass glasses, right, That's all
I think of when I.

Speaker 18 (02:00:45):
Cool with hell. Maybe the Jonestown is connected with sloths World.
Jonestown sloth World maybe a rebrand, I don't know, grab
your tinfoil hats. But there's uh, there's so many things.
I love Orlando. Tonight is such an Orland though, bro
Orlando episode because we were making national headlines both with

(02:01:06):
the Magic upsetting the number one seed and Sloth World
doing what they did. So it's it's a lot of
fun and also throwing this out here and I will
take a somber moment as I skidaddle. There's because of
this last week's news. And I never really kind of
went on record on what it's like to lose that

(02:01:28):
job of losing being part five days a week being
part of Ihearten Real Radio and then then getting that
phone call. I really kind of maybe was too honest
on tonight's episode of what that entire experience was like
for me, And to be honest with you, having Sabrina
also go through it has kind of gave me given
me an odd conclusion for my entire experience with getting

(02:01:52):
let go, and you know, people talk about it and
to go through it is it's like going on nine
drive sober.

Speaker 2 (02:02:00):
Then hey, speaking of I drive again, you know. They
We just talked about a new thing they're opening up
out there, and I think it's gonna be very successful.
They're doing a thing called the It's it's basically a
live full blast game show. So basically they're setting it.
They have a sound stage, setup, cameras, but the host
is a sloth, the whole nine yards, all that stuff,

(02:02:20):
and you go in with people and you pay, and
then you form teams and you actually do like a
real life like double or more like traditional cell games.
They have like five different games that they do. It
actually sounds good like the evolution of the Escape Room. Yeah,
kind of something like that. Matter of fact, that's the
first person that we talked about it said that very
same thing. It's but you know, it's an hour long experience.
The only thing is like fifty bucks for an hour.

(02:02:42):
I think, Yeah, I think Adams are a little cheaper
in that, but not much. But uh yeah, I think
it's gonna go quite well, do they.

Speaker 18 (02:02:49):
You know, No, I was just about to say, is that,
you know with Sloth Worlds with Orlando Magic and now
we have a game show place and I drive, dude,
I'm listen, I Drive is gonna come back stronger than ever.
I just know Sloth World we took a little bit
of a dip right there. If you had sloth stock,
it's not it didn't work out for you.

Speaker 2 (02:03:07):
Somebody just texted and said, the Barvard Zoo actually lost
two sloths last weekend as well.

Speaker 3 (02:03:12):
So these things must be made of glass.

Speaker 2 (02:03:14):
Are they gonna take all of our sloths down? Because
this is what okay, is this slippery slope?

Speaker 3 (02:03:18):
Because this is what happened.

Speaker 10 (02:03:18):
You get one guy with a sloth World and the
zoo they sloth and then they put their hands out
and they're like, okay, no more slaughs were taking them
all out?

Speaker 18 (02:03:25):
Yeah, and then and then here's my question that I
give to all the listeners. I told this to Rnado
that yeah, they found a little over thirty dead slots.
He wanted that number to be zero. But I question
his reality of what law law land do you live
in where you think that a couple of sloths aren't gonna,
you know, take a last breath if you have ten
thousand sloths what I mean, thirty slows don't sound that bad.

(02:03:48):
But I don't know what their inventory at sloth Sards, Gigger.

Speaker 2 (02:03:51):
And all this That's what I'm saying, Like of them died,
how many you have? How are you it's still open?
Like how many sloughs do you have the reserve?

Speaker 18 (02:03:58):
We're about to go from sloth World to Sloth State,
back to Sloth State, down to sloth Town.

Speaker 3 (02:04:04):
How big are they?

Speaker 5 (02:04:04):
Like?

Speaker 2 (02:04:05):
Are they as big as me?

Speaker 3 (02:04:06):
They're bigger.

Speaker 2 (02:04:06):
They're about like me, like a panda. Yeah, like a cat.

Speaker 3 (02:04:10):
But they're long if they stretch out there as big
as me.

Speaker 2 (02:04:12):
Yeah, because those claw fingers, but they're very they do.
They have like those big long black lady at the
d m V fingernail.

Speaker 18 (02:04:22):
But I remember every time I see a sloth, I
always remember my dad taking care of me because he
just gnawed out on the couch real slow.

Speaker 2 (02:04:30):
That was too dark, But there's so many.

Speaker 18 (02:04:33):
There's a lot of more jokes like that. On tonight's
episode one oh five good Sauceman Ross and Joel. The
name of the episode is called Magic, Boss, Job, Loss
and Sloths. You just really wanted people to go blah
blah blah blah blah blah blah.

Speaker 2 (02:04:48):
All right, we'll see you tomorrow here as well. You
guys give it up, all right, good, get right? There
on the iHeartRadio app. And of course we'll see ross
tomorrow at three o'clock for the Jim Copra Show. Good
look tonight, man, go city.

Speaker 3 (02:05:02):
We need it, We need it all right.

Speaker 2 (02:05:03):
Borrow seven nine six one of four one text seven
to seven zero three one bills is your six o'clock keyword?

Speaker 3 (02:05:08):
That's b I L L S.

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Slide over to real radio dot FM and send that
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Speaker 18 (02:05:20):
Bill.

Speaker 15 (02:05:29):
Not that I know anything about Amber Heard, but after
watching all the court fidious with her donning dep I.

Speaker 19 (02:05:36):
Was screaming at the radio, it's umber three, it's never two.

Speaker 2 (02:05:43):
Look up Jennifer Beale on that scale, I believe she's
one hundred percent.

Speaker 3 (02:05:52):
Than Amber Heard.

Speaker 2 (02:05:52):
Anyway, you look at that old Jennifer Beal.

Speaker 3 (02:05:56):
She's just beautiful inside down out.

Speaker 2 (02:06:00):
I just wanted to hear the old traffic. Okay, there's
that out, Jennifer.

Speaker 3 (02:06:05):
May you watch somebody with audio?

Speaker 2 (02:06:08):
Tom let some monsters. He played an audio of Jimmy
doing a commercial or something about how he left his wife,
how he left his wife. Even when you're with your wife,
had right so you could play that again, that would
be great. We deleted We did not, Yeah, we did.

Speaker 18 (02:06:24):
I did.

Speaker 3 (02:06:25):
It's here.

Speaker 2 (02:06:25):
I deleted it when I quit, I deleted it. It
was the last thing I vowed to do.

Speaker 3 (02:06:30):
Pay a guilty thought.

Speaker 2 (02:06:32):
It gnaws at your brain at work, at home, even
with your It's like that guilty thought. You're not supposed
to have it. Gnaws at your brain at work, at home,
with your with It's like that guilty thought. You're not
supposed to have it, gnaws at your brain at work,
at home, even with your with your This is a
crystal second guilty thought. You're not supposed to have man.

(02:06:54):
It gnaws at your brain at work, at home, even
with your even when you're with your wife, even when
you're with your wife. Don't go to work, don't move alone.
It's like a guilty thought.

Speaker 11 (02:07:12):
It not.

Speaker 3 (02:07:14):
It's like a guilty thought.

Speaker 2 (02:07:15):
It gnaws at your brain when you're at work, when
you're at home, even when you WI that's me smacking
the mic with the copy.

Speaker 3 (02:07:25):
Yeah was I doing that? Or was he doing?

Speaker 7 (02:07:26):
Me doing that?

Speaker 2 (02:07:27):
Nobody who was recording that?

Speaker 3 (02:07:29):
Was you ready?

Speaker 2 (02:07:31):
It's like a guilty thought. It gnaws at your brain
when you're at work, at home, even when you even
when you're with your wife, even when you're with your wife.
I will tell you right now, I wish I could
find the guy who wrote this, I would beat him
to death with that fucking phone. Oh get mad your life?

Speaker 3 (02:07:48):
You still get mad doing your life?

Speaker 2 (02:07:50):
No, no, no, because I mean that one was a
recorded and And the thing is is whoever the advertising
agency was for the Crystal company, because it was Crystal Hamburgers.

Speaker 3 (02:07:58):
It was so bad.

Speaker 2 (02:07:59):
The copy was always so bad. The premises were so bad.
But the problem is is when these agencies send down copy,
it has to be syllable for syllable or they won't
pay you. So you have to do the best you can.
And when they send stuff like when you're with your wife,
you know, it just blows you away. And for some
reason I just gotta hung up on it and I
couldn't figure it out.

Speaker 3 (02:08:19):
Crystal had like the word they had like land mines.
It was terrible, like ChIL all that stuff over and over.
It was awful.

Speaker 2 (02:08:27):
That was the day I realized I could make a
living in this business. Jim here and so is Jack.

Speaker 17 (02:08:38):
Uh.

Speaker 2 (02:08:38):
Yeah, that was not a good day. That was that
was a really wild day. I don't think I've ever
had one that hit me like that. And to this day,
you get terrible copy. I mean some of the Repsal
Center for copy they write themselves, and you wonder how
they made it through school. And I didn't say like
some of them. I mean, it's back in the day,
it would be terrible, dude. I mean it was just
like so poorly written. And my wife she hears this

(02:08:59):
all the time, and I'm cutting out.

Speaker 3 (02:09:00):
It's the house, you know.

Speaker 2 (02:09:01):
They'll send the copy over and I will scream for
my studio who wrote this, like what greater are you in?

Speaker 10 (02:09:07):
That's cool, though, that you can cut like then. Back
in my day when I was here, you didn't cut
spots at your house. You did it with the station
like a built railroads, like a good American.

Speaker 2 (02:09:17):
Hey, I started watching a new Are you watching any
shows like shows Monarch Legacy of Monsters?

Speaker 3 (02:09:22):
I have not seen them.

Speaker 2 (02:09:23):
I'm watching that, and I am watching the the new
one that just came out on No, it's on Hulu.
It'll come to me in a minute.

Speaker 7 (02:09:34):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (02:09:34):
I just finished the second season of Silo. It's on
Apple TV. I just saw the spot for that's where
everybody lives in that that. Yeah, they're coming out with
a third and fourth season, are they?

Speaker 3 (02:09:44):
Oh good?

Speaker 2 (02:09:45):
Yeah, And but it's it's pretty good. It's a Dystropian.

Speaker 10 (02:09:50):
All of your shows involved you, Like every show he
gets into, he's like, there are these people and then
now they live on a train and it likes snow
Piercer and then just go and then the silo is
just snow piers in a silo.

Speaker 3 (02:10:03):
Like all your shows are people trapped.

Speaker 2 (02:10:06):
Well, there's another one called Paradise for the I mean,
I'm not gonna give the premise away, but it's another
one of those things where somebody lives somewhere they shouldn't
live or you you wouldn't imagine them living. I watched
a show called Dark Matter, where you go into a
different like you could go into a different world. It
can look the same, like it looks like like, let's
say I go into this box and I and I
do the thing I gotta do. When I come out

(02:10:26):
of it, it may look the same. But let's say
everything will be frozen in ice like a multiverse. Yeah,
and then the people are lizards, but it looks exactly
the same. Then you go in there and you come
out and it looks the same again, but this time
everything's the same, but people walking around the studio only
have one eye or something like that.

Speaker 3 (02:10:41):
It's kind of wild.

Speaker 2 (02:10:42):
But the one I started watching last night has already
kind of critically acclaimed because it has a ball or
baller cast. Nick Offerman, Nicole, Nicole Kidman, Michelle Pfeiffer, Dakota Fanning,
and Greg kinnear in the show. And it's called Margo
Margo needs Money or something like that, and it's about
and the funny thing is is Nick Offerman. This is

(02:11:02):
a dramatic role for him. He's not like doing the
funny you know, Deadpan.

Speaker 3 (02:11:08):
Parks and Rest a slightly conservative manager of a Parks
and Red.

Speaker 2 (02:11:11):
He's actually a former wrestler in this in this show,
and he comes back to his daughter Dakota Fanning, who
gets knocked up by her English lip professor. And then
her mom is Michelle Pfeiffer, who was kind of a
step away from mom. And then Nicole Kidman is an
old wrestler. And I will tell you I watched the
first episode. My wife and I were watching it last night.

(02:11:32):
I said, let's watch this because the cast is insane,
it can't be bad. They get the best writing, right,
and the first episode like, this is a full blown
chick show, no question. I kind of checked out. Second episode.
I'm like, Okay, that's a cool wrinkle. Let's man by
the third or by the fourth episode. There's only four
out right now. I was like, this is a damn
good show, really well written, really cool scenes. She turns

(02:11:54):
to only fans to start making money, and then they
kind of they kind of do that much. Pulled me
in too, But but I'm telling you, it's kind of
wild how they approach all of that stuff. It's kind
of cool. We started watching last night.

Speaker 7 (02:12:07):
We like it.

Speaker 2 (02:12:08):
I like Nick Offerman a lot, but I just feel
like he uh is just a really good artist.

Speaker 3 (02:12:13):
Like he he builds canoes, he paints, he writes poetry,
he writes book, builds the table.

Speaker 2 (02:12:18):
Yeah, he's just a lot of serious roles too.

Speaker 4 (02:12:21):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (02:12:21):
Yeah, I think that's how he started, right, Yeah, did
he start as drama? I think that he is classic.

Speaker 10 (02:12:25):
He's one of those guys, and I don't think he
talks about it a lot because I think they're like,
maybe he learned from the other guys. That like to say, well,
I'm a classically trained autist. You know when people say that,
you're like, okay, come on. But I think he did
come from that. I think he did this either Second
City or Groundlings or something. But I think he started
in like true, you know, like regular serious roles.

Speaker 20 (02:12:45):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (02:12:46):
I did not know that, but I know that he's
really good here. Greg Kannere is also very good in this.
I have to tell you, I've always been a great
act I am a surprisingly big Greg Kneer fan. What
was it as good as it gets? Well, he is
that the movie did with Nicholson. But after that movie,
I was like, this guy is a monster because he
was like a comedy TV guy for a while, right,
he was a soup Yeah, the souper.

Speaker 3 (02:13:05):
And the character he played in that movie you're talking
about was, if I remember correctly, relatively heavy role. Yeah
he was taking.

Speaker 2 (02:13:11):
Wasn't he playing a gay man in that?

Speaker 11 (02:13:13):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (02:13:13):
It's just really, really, really good actor Like Nicholson was
right down the by the way, Today's birthday was right
down the hallway, and he was this old, crusty, misogynist,
anti gay everything. Yes, you know, as the movie progresses,
it's that stereotypical kind of you know, your life experiences
kind of turn you around, and it's still one of
the best movies you could ever watch.

Speaker 3 (02:13:31):
By the way, Greg Kinnear is one of the first
times as a younger man that I was watching a
show and then it was watching the Soup with Greg
Kinnear and then they're like he's gone, and then they
slid in that new guy that had the skunk patch
hair on the top of his head. I think his
name was John Henson. Yeah, John Hinson, Yes, that's exactly.

Speaker 2 (02:13:47):
Yeah, John Henson was good.

Speaker 3 (02:13:50):
But it was the first time ever I think I
remember as a young man where I was like, man,
I still really wish my Greg Taylor was You know.

Speaker 2 (02:13:57):
The funny thing is about that that I just read
a story about that very thing today, like when they
but it was talking about band members, like when a
band changes a member, does it change the way you
look at the band? But what you bring up, I
think is even better because I'm gonna drop a bomb
on you here and there's no question you'll agree with me.
When we first started watching Mystery Science Theater three thousand MSD, right,
and it was Joel what was his name?

Speaker 7 (02:14:18):
It was Joel.

Speaker 2 (02:14:19):
It's he was the original guy and that dude was
a slayer. That show is so good that but then
he left and another guy came in. Not even close,
not even close.

Speaker 10 (02:14:33):
Not even remote, Like, I think you're so right, and
I will agree with you fully. I was a fan
of Mystery Science Theater with Joel, and then as soon
as Joel dropped out, it.

Speaker 2 (02:14:44):
Was like, wow, I don't think this is for me.
And I'll tell you another one that did this, Like
it's so crazy, why this is the way it is?
But I don't know. I could not be a bigger
fan of Jeopardy. No possible way that you could find
somebody that's a fan of Jeopardy. I love it.

Speaker 3 (02:15:01):
I love Jeopardy.

Speaker 2 (02:15:03):
When Trebek left done with Jeopardy, don't know why, Jenny.
And the thing is is like he's a great guy,
he's nothing wrong with him, smart dude, don't care the
game died. That got the day that Trebek died for
here the day he left. Did not care about it anymore.

Speaker 3 (02:15:18):
I don't know why Ken Jennings is not well, like
like when you look at the guy, you're kind of like,
I don't like you.

Speaker 2 (02:15:24):
Which is kind of weird because I've met I've got
to meet Alex Trebek. Super nice guy, I mean Canadian nice,
Like the reason why you know Canadians are nice Medimountain.
But on the show I thought he was a bit dickish.
But I kind of liked it because that's kind of
how the show.

Speaker 18 (02:15:40):
Had to run.

Speaker 10 (02:15:40):
I bet the Jeopardy people hate the fact that the
identity of Jeopardy is Woven and Alec, Yeah, because they
want it to succeed as well.

Speaker 2 (02:15:48):
With Ken Jennings.

Speaker 10 (02:15:48):
I think that's his name, but it's not going to
because that egg heads, Like his head is too big
for his body. Yeah, and when you look at him,
he looks like a Nintendo Me. Yeah, you know, the
little it looks like a little I got a game
with my daughter and playing you Make a Nintendo.

Speaker 3 (02:16:03):
Me, and like he looks like a head. Hey, he's
like a big head.

Speaker 10 (02:16:06):
And then I think he had some controversy and he
kind of comes off like one of those guys. If
you met him, he would want to just tell you
how smart of it.

Speaker 2 (02:16:12):
Yeah. The funny thing is I don't even The funny
thing is none of that really comes into play for me.
He's just not Alex Trebek. That's all that has to
be for me. Probably a nostalgia thing, right, you grew
up watching it, and then that's what makes you feel comfortable,
and then now someone else you like it reminds me
he's getting old and he's close to death.

Speaker 3 (02:16:32):
How old are you know?

Speaker 2 (02:16:33):
You are close to that? Yeah, here's a roll with that.

Speaker 3 (02:16:40):
Cancelor than me. Are you gonna host at sixty?

Speaker 15 (02:16:43):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (02:16:44):
That is so gross? You host?

Speaker 2 (02:16:47):
He was almost seventy. I didn't know that, Yeah he did.
I didn't know that. You look terrible, Howard seventy.

Speaker 3 (02:16:53):
God, anybody, Oh my god, you need get a wig?

Speaker 12 (02:16:58):
A wig?

Speaker 3 (02:16:58):
Let's talk about it.

Speaker 12 (02:16:59):
You think some.

Speaker 2 (02:17:01):
Daniel's story. They played Daniel making fun of Howard Sarton
wearing a wig on The Howard Stern Show.

Speaker 3 (02:17:07):
Why do you think I constantly? I even dropped it
on this show secretly.

Speaker 10 (02:17:10):
Hopefully There's a guy in Orlando that is one of
his minions, and he hates whenever anybody talks about how
Howard wears a wig, and he definitely wears a wig.

Speaker 2 (02:17:21):
I'll stake my life on it, and and this guy
will record.

Speaker 10 (02:17:26):
Us saying those things and then send him to Howard
because I think it eats him alive.

Speaker 3 (02:17:30):
And so he played me on the show. I've never
been prouder in my life.

Speaker 2 (02:17:34):
I was more proud of that than my daughter doing dance.
Was like, how did he attack it? I mean, how
did he come at you? Well, I said, I was like,
I'm a huge fan.

Speaker 3 (02:17:41):
I said it just like this. I was like, I'm
a huge Howard fan. But he's definitely wearing a wig.
And then Howard's like, definitely fan. You call yourself a farm,
your a farm, you're a real friend. Friend, wouldn't say that.

Speaker 2 (02:17:52):
You know, He's like attacking me, Like it was awesome.

Speaker 3 (02:17:55):
I love it.

Speaker 2 (02:17:57):
Well, we knew from we knew from all the time
that we you know, we worked with him here even
though he was in the building. You know, we knew
people who ran the show and stuff, and we knew
he was kind of like that, very very hyper centric
about how people view him and how people and what
he does. Like I mean when they built at the
studio after the big deal win, I mean, they had
to like tear part of that studio away to build
him a bathroom because he simply didn't want to use

(02:18:17):
the same bathroom and everybody els used. I mean, that's
just he's just kind of an isolation. That's the race thing. No,
I don't know if it's a race. He's starting rumors,
but it does make sense. He isn't how old is
Howard Jack?

Speaker 3 (02:18:28):
Is that up for me? Seventy?

Speaker 2 (02:18:29):
I think he's in his early seventies. Yeah, there's no question.
That's so, you know, because I mean it's black as smut.
I mean, but Jack, you know, Jack's like my age,
and his hair is black as hell. Now he tries
to weave the little grays in there and then it
just looks like a wig. He's seventy two, seventy two
years old, still at it, seventy two.

Speaker 3 (02:18:47):
But he's again it's not he's not doing the show.
Like he's not coming in and doing like a show.
He's he's cherry picking things. He loves.

Speaker 10 (02:18:54):
No shade because I still watch all of it in support.
But it'll be like, hey, I'm going to bring in
Marcus King band and have play for two hours. Privately.
To me, it's no different than like somebody in Dubai
hiring Beyonce to come and play your kids party. Right,
It's like you're just having the best come to you,
and you're not breaking new ground, you're not innovating, should
do anything funny?

Speaker 3 (02:19:12):
And she was basically a podcast now right, he does nothing.

Speaker 2 (02:19:15):
There's no humor.

Speaker 10 (02:19:16):
It's literally just him interviewing an artist and then they
play music.

Speaker 2 (02:19:20):
Because Fred doesn't get involved anymore. Robin just basically does
the same thing Robin does.

Speaker 13 (02:19:24):
Right.

Speaker 7 (02:19:24):
Yeah, she even still in the studio with him.

Speaker 3 (02:19:26):
Because of the cancer. No, I don't think in the studio, yeah, yeah,
I think she kind of.

Speaker 2 (02:19:29):
I think they're all remote, yeah yea yeah. And then
does Gary even come on the show anymore?

Speaker 10 (02:19:33):
No, And I haven't under I just heard this, but
I think everyone there, all four of them wear wigs.
It's everyone where wig. Well how long has alege Stern
show been going on?

Speaker 2 (02:19:44):
And since the late eighties, so yeah, it's been well,
he's he's been syndicated and popular since the late eighties.
But I believe he's been on the air since the
early eighties as he not. Yeah, I remember when he
came over from from well he came to New York.
It was on w NBC. Yeah, jumped to k Rock
ninety two to three in New York, right, right, But
but he was Yeah, he's been Oh, it's been longer

(02:20:07):
than forty dog. Yeah, I mean we've been on their
thirty five or thirty four. I mean we've been on
there since well the thirty three actually ninety networth. Oh,
I mean, who knows four hundred and thirty million. It's
a way it's got to be way more than that.
He was worth that ten years ago where he maybe
he got that five hundred million dollar contract, but that
that included paying all the stuff. His real estate holdings

(02:20:29):
are probably one hundred million. And I'm not joking. That
house he has on Long Island or out there in
the Hamptons or whatever is worth forty million dollars forty
or fifty million dollars. Here, he's got a house in
Florida that's in the twenty million range. I mean he's
got one hundred million dollars. With the real estate, he's
probably worth seven hundred and fifty million, six fifty yeah,
oh wow. Yeah. From eighty two to eighty five is
when he was on WNBC, and that's where the movie

(02:20:51):
kind of picks up, and then he you know, then
he jumps to FM K Rock at the time. I
remember when I write trivia. I go to a site
that just kind of lists events and birthdays and stuff
like that, and inevitably, when I get into the early
nineties and late eighties, eventually I'll always hit Howard Sterns
starts at the station or sorry. That's when his been
syndication gig was going on. I think at one point

(02:21:13):
he was on like twenty five or thirty major stations
all throughout the US, all big markets, Atlanta, Boston, LA,
you know, New York. You never meet him, never met
he met Fred. Fred came down to do a Fred
came down to do a gig.

Speaker 3 (02:21:24):
I was there there.

Speaker 2 (02:21:25):
He got to meet Fred. He's really to l Street,
right on Church Street. And I think we met Gary
King Norris was his band, Yeah, Kings King Norris fan,
We met Fred, we met I think Gary came in.
We met Gary Delabate Stattering. John was in the building once,
but I wasn't there that I met him that day.

Speaker 10 (02:21:40):
And then I talked to Howard one time on the
air because TKS being the affiliate, his Orlando affiliate from
his New York show. I was filling in for Melissa
Fox and I did not back time the commercials correct
and when he didn't do that, Howard would get really
mad at all of his affiliates, and Orlando was having
a problem with it, or all affiliates were kind of

(02:22:02):
having a problem with it. They implemented something. They're always
changing commercial breaks. You know this more than anybody, so
they changed the commercial breaks. We didn't hit the back
time right. Melissa had trained me. I didn't do it right,
and then Howard called to speak to the That was
his bit. He would call put the boardop on, and
he called me and he put me up. So I've
been on the air with him, and I will say

(02:22:22):
I was honest with him about being new and I
don't have audio that I wish I had audio this.
I wish somebody could find. It would be like a
prize possession of mine. As much as I love radio.
But he was really nice. It was almost as if
he knew when I was talking to him. He could
hear that I was very nervous, very scared, and was
like lightly trained, like barely trained, and he gave me.

Speaker 3 (02:22:43):
A break and I appreciate it.

Speaker 2 (02:22:45):
I do remember when we took over, or right before
we took over something he mentioned the monsters and he
mentioned how many people were on the show. Like he said, oh,
it takes like ten people to get that thing on
the air type thing. I mean, I remember that, and
I also remember what a gigantic pain in the ass
it was working after him, because when we were the
midday show, he was the morning show. What people do
not know, You know, these things are timed out pretty incredibly, right,

(02:23:07):
because all the spots, everything runs at a certain time.
When people pay for spots, they don't just pay for
the spot, they also pay for when it runs in
the break right, first spot, out, third spot, out, last pot,
whatever the case may be. All of that has tons
of value. Well, Howard never ran by the clock, so
we're sitting there in the middays. He could go at
ten o'clock, he could go at ten fifteen, he could
leave it eleven and fifteen. You just had to be

(02:23:28):
ready to go noon. He did noon a couple of times,
and the producer of the show that he was leading
into had to be ready to do that and had
to backlog all those spots that we would miss because
he was still in the air and we were broadcasting,
and it was the biggest pain in the ass of
all time. And I know our PD used to beg them,
is there any way possible you could give us a

(02:23:49):
tiny heads up of when this guy's going off the air?
And they said they're no possible.

Speaker 19 (02:23:53):
They never did it.

Speaker 10 (02:23:54):
No what Melissa would have to do, So then he'd
cut it early. Let's say you win it. Let's say
he decided to piece out early because he just didn't
want to be there. That would happen.

Speaker 2 (02:24:01):
Sometimes he'd be piecing out at like ten thirty.

Speaker 10 (02:24:04):
Well, there'd be like thirty minutes worth of commercials, two
separate breaks that wouldn't air. So she'd have to go
in there and go down to traffic and say, like, well,
I guess we squeezed in the rest of the week.

Speaker 3 (02:24:13):
That's funny. Somebody had already paid for him. The money's
already on the book.

Speaker 2 (02:24:15):
And somebody just texted and said, you know my name
has actually been said on the show because of Wendy. Yes, yeah,
because Wendy the Adult. The slow adult now was started
here in Orlando, was a caller to the monsters in
the morning, and then as a as a character, created
that character, and you were a main puppeteer. Wendy the
Slow Adult, she just became fascinated with me for some
reason I don't know why. And then she went up
to do Howard Show and used to talk about me

(02:24:37):
all the time on Howard Show. You could say the
word the president says.

Speaker 3 (02:24:40):
That checks out all.

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Speaker 26 (02:25:47):
Hey, a's it o'hana? Oh bruh, guys having so much
fun having Tom and Dan in the house. What's up
brought us anyway?

Speaker 3 (02:25:56):
Bruh?

Speaker 26 (02:25:57):
That would be so sick if you and Jack showed
up in Texas identical to the movie Dumb and Dumber.
But you know you will probably suffer generational difficulty because
Dad would conjure up something or find some way for sure.

Speaker 2 (02:26:14):
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Speaker 3 (02:26:17):
C S crew.

Speaker 12 (02:26:18):
What's going on?

Speaker 15 (02:26:19):
This is Ray Mellow heading home from a long day
in the classroom, and you guys were I do agree
with you. Even though I watched Jeopardy every single day,
it's not the same without Alex Rebeck. I feel the
same way for Wheel of Fortune because I was used
to growing up watching Pat Sajack and now with Ryan Seacres.
I mean, the show is still great, but it's it's
not the same without because of that show.

Speaker 1 (02:26:41):
It's it's just Pats, Jack and Vana White. So I
feel what you're feeling.

Speaker 5 (02:26:46):
What up?

Speaker 3 (02:26:47):
Jay z s crew.

Speaker 12 (02:26:49):
My Quivlotle boss Man Jack called me after my last
talk back about the movie trailer I left. I hope
you guys played it. If you did, I hope you
enjoyed it. If not, I'm leaving this for no reason.
Beat you for life.

Speaker 2 (02:27:05):
Yeah, we had somebody text us and ask they felt
like they were in the dark without knowing what the
BDM things dance for.

Speaker 3 (02:27:11):
Here's what I can tell you.

Speaker 2 (02:27:12):
We can't say it on the air, but what you
can do is go to Tom and Dan dot com
and you can learn everything about the boys right there.

Speaker 3 (02:27:19):
You can listen to the show.

Speaker 2 (02:27:20):
They're on their air right after us every single night.
By the way, I want to thank you guys also
for introducing me to Love my Neighbor. Oh yeah, that's
the best, man. She's been a really great guests on
the show a couple of times, and uh, I really
appreciate you guys being cool with that. She's our neighbor.
But that's where we got the name. Yeah, but she's

(02:27:40):
really she's really good. I mean she's really good on
the air. She's concise, she knows her stuff, and it
doesn't hurt that she's beautiful, no, no, and it doesn't
feel flimsy, you know, And I'll say like this, some
of the therapy stuff can feel flimsy. It feels almost like,
you know, oh, like you're Tony Robbinson me. You know,
you're you're giving me stuff that sounds great, but is
it actually applicable? And uh, I think that she does

(02:28:02):
a good job there, so we actually will be having
her own soon again. Yeah, she's real and that's it
and it comes through. Yeah, all right, welcome back to
the Jim Colbert Show. We're already one four point one.
I am Jim, Tom and Dan with us today for
a few more minutes, and of course Jack is here
as well. Coming up tomorrow, we'll have Lauren Roe in
tomorrow formerly of Channel six and uh Sandford Airport. We'll
talk to Lauren about a number of things, and on
Friday it is Kay Rowlins about Oh yeah, that's a

(02:28:25):
get Yeah, we're gonna have Ross in both of those days.
That's kind of cool too. And I have Kay has
come in here. We love Kay, we support in the city,
we support the pride, we support all this stuff. But
we've never had her in for an entire show and
a painfully interesting woman, so I'm looking forward to having
Kay on tomorrow.

Speaker 10 (02:28:39):
Charming and sweet, funny and beautiful. Yeah, I'm a massive
Kay Rowlins, absolute baller.

Speaker 2 (02:28:45):
What do you guys get going on the show tonight?
It's a weird job. Wednesday, so we actually interviewed uh
Luthier guitar Luthier, Oh no way, who is it?

Speaker 10 (02:28:53):
Yeah, it's Orlando Luthier dot com. It's a buddy of ours, Matt,
and he worked on my guitar because I finally bought
an acoustic well right before the pandemic. I finally bought
a good acoustic guitar, not just a beater. And I've
only had my entire musical career, I've only had just
hand me down guitars and guitars that people gave me.
And I bought a Martin, a single eighteen, very small dude,

(02:29:19):
the very small Martin. It's a parlor style guitar like
finger picking, but it's a full scale. It's a great guitar.

Speaker 7 (02:29:26):
I love it.

Speaker 2 (02:29:26):
And we talked to him about building guitars. That's awesome.
You know there's another luth here in town. If you remember,
I have my strat copy and that was built. But
I want to say his name is Cod got it.
If he's listening, he's gonna kill me. I think it's
Kip Well Scout Guitars. Is that your guitar? No, you
don't have a Scout Stars Star Guitars.

Speaker 3 (02:29:42):
That's the other one. I was there, s t A
r R. And he is a great guy.

Speaker 2 (02:29:47):
He used to be a local musician here around town,
playing and playing in bands with some of the old
guys that we knew. And Kip Elder is his name,
nice and he's a great dude. And he built a
guitar I have and it says the Dirty Gym O one.
It's the only one made cool, the strat copy. But
the back pickup is a split humbucker, so I can
take it from single coil to double coil to get
that big fat so.

Speaker 3 (02:30:06):
Ound like that. Who's tryin? I never met him. I
don't know Jack. Who do we have to think today?

Speaker 11 (02:30:12):
Oh?

Speaker 2 (02:30:13):
We have a lot to thank today. First Tom and
Dan for coming in. It's always fun, the the energy
boost when they are here. I mean, look at look
at Tommy. Yeah, sports games, you don't do any of
the give it up big.

Speaker 3 (02:30:29):
I always have to do the g.

Speaker 2 (02:30:32):
And that's why Daniel's winning our poll today. More on
that in the moment. We want to thank Darryl Payne
for coming in from Paw Dection Paul Affection Dog Training,
Jeff and Sue and family coming in talking about Melissa's
race and you can get details on that at Melissa's
Race dot Org. Yes, excellent. And also I would like

(02:30:52):
to give a big shout out to my lovely bride.
It's her birthday.

Speaker 3 (02:31:00):
For that either. By the way, you're such a.

Speaker 2 (02:31:01):
Duck, but he did yours.

Speaker 3 (02:31:05):
Why are you such an emotional my wife a clap?
Why do you clap with your fully tight see never
trust a man who tight hand claps does that. It's
weird all the time?

Speaker 2 (02:31:25):
Right, Uh, well, let's get the hell out of here. Jack,
you say, our poll and our YouTube chat, who do
you like better Tom or Day? Mean poll voted for Day,
so I hope it Daniel Dan hads a one vote lead.

Speaker 18 (02:31:41):
That's what.

Speaker 3 (02:31:44):
I bet you.

Speaker 2 (02:31:44):
Next time you'll get fine interrupt too much though for himself.
All right, check out Tom and Nanton and as you
can every single night right after the Jim Colbert Show
on behalf of Tom Dan and Jack on Jim, we
follow the News Jookie. They follow the monsters in the morning.
After Us, it's Tom and Dan with Corbet. Time it
is good Sauce and of course we'll see tomorrow three
for more than Jim Colbert Show. Until then, have yourself
a fantastic Wednesday evening. So later, hy my little darling baby.

Speaker 1 (02:32:13):
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The Colbert Show on demand, and for highlighted feature segments,
listen to The Jim Colbert Show The Goods.

Speaker 3 (02:32:21):
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