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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Here's something Elon didn't tell me. It's one more thing.
I'm strug geddy one more thing.
Speaker 2 (00:12):
Tasla is reportedly having trouble selling cyber trucks, partly due
to its slogan cyber truck.
Speaker 3 (00:19):
What if Kanye was a car? Has anybody smeared mashed
potatoes on your carriat?
Speaker 1 (00:27):
Oh? That reminds me I did not do the playlist
for Kanye.
Speaker 3 (00:32):
You get, drive in, you drive out again?
Speaker 1 (00:35):
Last what people?
Speaker 3 (00:38):
You're moron?
Speaker 1 (00:40):
You moron? And then from a distance he goes you idiot?
Speaker 3 (00:46):
Could be the clip of the ear. Folks, you sit here, you.
Speaker 1 (00:49):
Drive in, you drive out. You have jump cars, you
drive in and you drive out. That's what people do
that they're driveways, You moron, idiot? So I drive. If
Kanye was a car cyberbeast and I got rear ended
the other day, I want to tell that story. I've
had it for two weeks. Oh, it's certainly the shortest
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amount of time I've ever had a new vehicle before
it got hit. Anyway, that's the most like visually striking
vehicle ever made. How do you rear end it? Since
Kanye came up? Kanye's got a new album out called
WW three, Oh.
Speaker 2 (01:26):
Geez and Brace yourself.
Speaker 1 (01:28):
Joe. You can't listen to it anywhere yet, but here's
your track listing. Song one, WW three, Song two, Cosby,
song three, Free Ditty, Oh Wow. So cut number two
is Cosby. Cut number three is Free Diddy. Cut number
four Dirty Magazines, So j come off ever? Number five Bianca.
(01:55):
That's his wife who left him and tried to get
him committed. Number six Virgil let me down. We probably
don't know who Virgil is. Somebody an impersonal beef of
some sort. Number seven, cut number seven, Hey, put on
number seven. I like to listen to that. Hyle Hitler,
number eight Hitler Sorry, what was the name of that song?
Heyle Hitler?
Speaker 3 (02:14):
Oh Boy?
Speaker 1 (02:16):
Number eight Hitler Yay? And Jesus Number nine Jared I'm
guessing as in Jared Fogel to fit in with Cosby
and Free Diddy, the subway child molester dude.
Speaker 2 (02:29):
Yeah, and he just went on a tirade again against
Jared Kushner a couple of years ago, so it might
be that one.
Speaker 1 (02:37):
That probably has to do with the Jews also because
Jared's Jew, right, So there you go. That's a new
Kanye West album. So, Kyle Hitler, you say I look
forward to dancing to that at Duck clubs.
Speaker 2 (02:50):
Yeah, sounds like easy listening.
Speaker 3 (02:52):
Been suggested there are some Nazi overtones to the track.
Hyle Hitler elon Musk waves to the with a straight elbow.
All of a sudden, he's a nazy.
Speaker 2 (03:04):
Did you see the other day he was at some
tech thing and he did heart hands and he told
the crowd he was like, I have to watch my
hand gesture.
Speaker 1 (03:11):
So we're gonna stick with this? Yeah, yeah, yeah, what
because you put out albums that are about rapists, molesters
and Hitler.
Speaker 3 (03:24):
Whatever.
Speaker 1 (03:26):
So anyway, one thing they don't mention enough about Tesla
is how much they cost to repair. Very expensive to fix.
First Tesla I had, remember, I got hit at the
drive through of a Starbucks, got t bone this guy
just I don't know what he was doing, but wow.
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And it costs like fifteen thousand dollars to fix the
door in the quarter pint panel or something. I didn't
have to pay for it, his insurance did. But it's
really really expensive. And it's very expensive to ensure a
Tesla because they're so expensive to fix, so you pay
on real high premium that absolutely wipes out any savings
you would have in gas. I mean, there's just no
(04:06):
getting around it. So, I mean, if you're doing it
to save money, there's no way it comes out as
a positive because you're using electricity instead of gas, and
then what it costs to insure your car. So I
didn't buy it. I didn't buy it because I cared
about the electricity. I bought it because it's the fastest
car in the world and had a cool stereo.
Speaker 3 (04:24):
That was my motive.
Speaker 1 (04:25):
But anyway, as we speak, my Tesla s Plaid that's
I'm gonna sell is being fixed by a no paint
dent repair. I don't know if you're familiar with this.
This is if you there's all modern cars. They charge
you so much to get anything fixed, and it's a
bit of a not a bit of a scam. It's
a free and scam. They do everything they can to like, well,
(04:45):
we're gonna have to repaint it, We're gonna have to
replace this strip and the logo and all. Why do
you have to do all these things for this dent
down here? Why do you got to replace it? Like everything? Yep,
it is a scam and they charge so much. So
these no paint dent repair places have become really popular,
and they can't make it look perfect, but they can
make it look pretty damn good. And he gets in
there and he's got all these kind of suction devices
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to pull dents out, and they get in from the
other side with a rubber mallet and try to hammer
it straight and everything like that. Way way, way, way,
way cheaper and can often get it to pretty hard
to notice anything happened, versus spending you know, six to
fifteen thousand dollars to fix something minor.
Speaker 3 (05:24):
Yeah, I had a big name California body shop. Tell me,
you know, the dent is here on the quarter panel,
but you got to replace the hood too, be impossible
to blend the paint. And the guy's a really nice
guy and all, and I thought, good god, that's a
lot of money, because Judy and I have always gone
with higher deductibles in lower rates. And then I go
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to the other place and they say, oh no, no,
that panel match perfectly. Your car's pretty new. It's not
an issue at all, And they charge me about a third.
With the other ripoff place did again a big name,
and I just think it boils down to most people
have their insurance, yes or somebody else's, and where there
is third party payment, there is fraud and theft, which
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includes every dime spent by the government that is exactly true.
Speaker 1 (06:12):
And then that whole thing. We've got to replace all
these different things. So that's the one story. It costs
a lot to ensure a tesla. Keep that in mind
if you're going to do it. So I bought the
cyber Beast because I I don't know why I want
to annoy people, or as my son says, I want
people to look at me.
Speaker 3 (06:27):
Maybe if you want to annoy people more.
Speaker 1 (06:31):
Saturday night, I'm downtown in my college town and on
a big party night and I get rear ended by
a young guy while I'm sitting at a stoplight. Probably
had been drinking. I don't know. But in the modern world,
you don't call the cops when you get vender benders.
At least they tell you not to because they're not
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going to come. I mean I have let I found
this out by calling the cops when I was an
a fender bender, and they said, well, exchange information, and
we don't send cops to this sort of thing unless
somebody's hurt, is anybody hurting them, and nobody was hurting
this deal, yes, Joe.
Speaker 3 (07:06):
Well, I was just gonna say, they don't send cops
to crimes anymore in California either, So.
Speaker 1 (07:10):
Right, But the one advantage of driving something that is
literally bulletproof and weighs seven pounds is it did not
do much damaged by vehicle at all. And his little
BMW the hood was scrunched clear up, folded up like
an accordion on top of the windshield, and the front
end of his car was just devastated from him hitting me.
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And he had like six people in the back seat
sitting on each other's laps because it's a party night
in a college.
Speaker 3 (07:38):
A human trafficker. Oh okay, yeah, yeah, they're.
Speaker 1 (07:40):
Young college people and running around parties, and like four
guys in the front. Anyway, he was very apologetic and
we exchanged all our information and everything.
Speaker 2 (07:51):
Like that, and you probably thought he was going to
come face to face with Hitler. He didn't know who
he just hit.
Speaker 3 (07:56):
In fact, oh no, I just hit a fascist vehicle.
Speaker 1 (08:00):
Oh my god, I've run into a Trump supporter. I
think he was mostly horrified that the cops would get
involved because there's probably a decent chance he's had something
to drink.
Speaker 3 (08:09):
Yeah, Yeah, that's that's interesting.
Speaker 1 (08:11):
He didn't seem any graded at all to me.
Speaker 3 (08:13):
But yeah, that because that's interesting because I'd always made
various life decisions assuming I mean, for instance, I used
to drive home from the golf club I belonged to
to my house and it was just like a ten
twelve minute drive. But somebody pointed out to me because
I would have a cocktail or two after the around
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of golf. And somebody pointed out to me because I
drove with incredible caution if I'd had anything to drink.
And somebody pointed out that because I drove by a
high school. If some high school kid is looking at
a text and rear ends you, you're gonna blow in
a tube too. Yeah, the time, and then you'll get
busted for DUI if God forbid, either it's over a
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point oh eight or the cop just decides, because remember
that's a legal standard. But a cop can bust you
for driving under the influence under that if they say no,
I think he was incapacitated, he wasn't able to drive.
Speaker 1 (09:09):
The fact that you had a wreck is a good
indication that perhaps you were affected by the drinking.
Speaker 3 (09:14):
Well, even if you get rear ended at the stop
sign anyway. But so now in a college town, for instance,
you might suspect, you know, I think this guy's been drinking.
Speaker 1 (09:23):
I didn't suspect that.
Speaker 3 (09:24):
I do.
Speaker 1 (09:24):
I want to get that cops involved because when I
was a college kid Saturday night, I would have been drinking.
Speaker 3 (09:30):
But six people in my back seat, I guarantee we'd
been drinking.
Speaker 1 (09:34):
They had. Maybe he's a designated driver. Again, he gave
up no indication. True, And you know, just coincidentally, this
is a different story. I don't want to get bogged
down on it. There'd been a mass shooting a couple
hours earlier, and the cops were really busy with that.
I don't think they were going to come to my
minor fender bender.
Speaker 3 (09:49):
No, you should have demanded they show up. I drive
the cyber Beast. It has been scratched.
Speaker 1 (09:55):
I need you hair, you serve and protect.
Speaker 3 (09:57):
I pay your salary.
Speaker 1 (09:58):
It was just anointing vo It's a brand new vehicle,
so it was very disappointing that well it's actually used,
is new to me, but it bent up the rubber
bumper underneath, and I've laid underneath it with my feet
and kicked it back into place the best I can.
And I don't be driving that around that way until
his insurance company pays to get it fixed. I suppose
(10:19):
I just hate the dened car. Driving around the deaded car.
It gives you the you know, it gives you a look,
and it does the.
Speaker 3 (10:24):
First smudge on your white running shoes. It's very disappointing.
Speaker 1 (10:28):
It definitely gives you a look. But the interesting thing
because the thing is so freaking heavy, Sam, and I
barely felt it. I mean I heard it more than
I felt it. I don't know if I felt it
at all. Just kind of a crunk. What was that?
I think that guy hit you, Dad, and I got
out of a car and his car's all squished on
the bow. Wow. That's just physics, man, that's just Newtonian physics. Yeah,
(10:53):
the big heavy metal thing is not going to budge
for the.
Speaker 3 (10:59):
Rather be a hammer a nail. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (11:02):
So then what happens was his was so my insurance
company will charge him, right, his insurance company, I guess
that is the way it works. They find out I
didn't I don't know, and he and he had. He said, oh,
my fault, completely, my fault. Sorry I did that.
Speaker 2 (11:18):
You ran into the back of my car.
Speaker 3 (11:20):
So no, you never say that.
Speaker 1 (11:21):
You say, what are you?
Speaker 3 (11:22):
You just backed into me?
Speaker 1 (11:24):
Out of the water and get an attorney. My son
immediately said, was that your fault? I said, it's never
your fault. I mean, I was sitting here, he rear
ended me. It's his fault, no matter what. Uh was
I gonna say? Had another points make? Oh? He I said,
is everybody okay in there? He may get hurt, you know,
because they weren't wearing seat belts obviously, because there's way
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too many people to be sitting in the back. So
everybody's fine. He didn't ask about the passengers my car.
So but it's selfish thing. He was a stereotypical you see,
rich kid, cool car. Our parents are going to pay
for this, no matter what. So that's one reason I
wasn't worried about it. You don't, you don't care about it.
Your parents are paid for everything. So I'm sure I'm foul.
Speaker 3 (12:10):
Must be nice.
Speaker 2 (12:13):
Well, next time I'll tell you guys about my parallel
parking mishap.
Speaker 3 (12:17):
Well, I guess that's it.