May 19, 2026 • 7 mins
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
From gatorade to pizza hut. It's one more thing. I'm
one more thing.
Speaker 2 (00:08):
Was the comedian I was watching the other day. I
was talking about we're going to clean out the sound
fridge and so reminding me the refrigerator. Some comedian talking
about I don't I don't have any food, but I
got all the things you put on food, like catch
up mustard pickles. So if anybody brings any food by,
I'm ready to go. But other than that, how about
(00:30):
a little blasphemy before we get into one more thing.
This is from the Babylon Bee with a list of
lesser known healing miracles. The divine healing of Peter's hamstring.
Never heard about that, Noah's hangover cured by a Denny's
(00:51):
Grand Slam breakfast. Severe case of swimmer's ear, rebuked and
departed from John the Baptist he was in the water
a lot. Judas's tennis elbow miraculously healed just in time
to play in the Jerusalem Open. Had nerd Dolla Jesus
healed a Roman centurion's low tee. The reversal of Matthew's
(01:11):
male pattern baldness. Uh, I'll end with this one at
least seven and twenty four out of the five thousand
people fed were healed of their gluten sensitivity, lesser known miracles.
Speaker 1 (01:24):
You see, yes, I see, this is the Bible.
Speaker 2 (01:27):
That's right, Thank you, mister president.
Speaker 1 (01:30):
Speaking of mister president, Why don't we skip to eleven. Michael,
we're going to clean out the sound for it. Thanks
metal guy. Uh, go ahead with eleven. This is from
nineteen ninety five. Do you recognize these voices?
Speaker 2 (01:44):
Do you really think this is the right thing for
us to be doingva? But dear funk, let them talk.
Speaker 3 (01:53):
It's wrong, isn't it?
Speaker 1 (01:55):
But it's still a right. Then it's the deal.
Speaker 2 (01:58):
Yes, Crust first, Crust first, I have the last sze.
Actually you're only entitled to half. It's a divorce joke
with Donald Trump and his wife.
Speaker 1 (02:10):
That's right. Evanna Trump got rest her soul as she
did she maybe she goad? Uh yeah, nineteen ninety five
Pizza Hut commercial it crust first. I remember Trump was
assaulted verbally once for eating it with a knife and fork.
I think so yah, yeah, that is kind of a
Trump Unless it's like fairly thick and burning hot, then
(02:30):
it's defensible.
Speaker 2 (02:31):
Trump has been very famous for a very long time.
Speaker 1 (02:34):
Yes he has. Indeed. Uh, this is speaking of consumer goods,
Jerry Seinfeld. Here why the drink culture Gatorade now? Three
different Gatorades is the new commercial Gatorade series. You need
three to survive, one to prepare, one to perform, one
to recover.
Speaker 2 (02:55):
I just went from the fridge to the couch.
Speaker 4 (02:57):
How many electrolytes that I lose there? We don't want
to grip things hands free, as everyone's looking at for
hands free everything. Whenever I go on Amazon, I was
set that one click ordering right, one click, that's it.
You didn't need me to click twice. I don't even
want it anymore. I'm not clicking.
Speaker 2 (03:22):
I know. It's like the joke I always make when
I'm paying for stuff with my watch, because I do
with an Apple Pay on my watches peep, And if
it doesn't work, I always say to the cashier if
I have to take out my credit card like a caveman,
I'm really gonna hate this. I always laugh, but it
just seems so oppressive to have to reach it in
my bucket.
Speaker 1 (03:40):
Oh, I know, I realized I'd left my phone in
the car. I had to bust out my wallet and
then dig out a credit card. The other day. Oh
my god, I had to take a knee. It was
so tiring.
Speaker 2 (03:53):
How many electrolytes did you burn off?
Speaker 1 (03:55):
Yeah, so let's see. This is a more thoughtful piece
of audience. This is Michael Knowles, who is appearing on
the Sage Steel podcast saying about feminism.
Speaker 3 (04:06):
As feminism has increased, women have become less happy. There's
a famous study came out of Yale, the paradox of
declining female happiness, both in absolute terms and relative to men.
Everyone's gettingless happy, but especially women. They said, this is
a paradox. We have more feminism and women are unhappier.
You say, well, of course, because in the workplace, what
feminism says is female virtues are fake nurturing sensitivity, kind
(04:27):
of emotional intelligence.
Speaker 1 (04:28):
Not valuable at all.
Speaker 3 (04:29):
All that's valuable is the male kind of virtue, aggression,
physical strength. So women are expected to do both. Imagine
if you told men for fifty years the only virtues
that matter are the womanly virtues, and your natural virtues
are pointless. You're going to be expected to fulfill them anyway,
but they are not to be valued, and you have
to behave like a woman for fifty years. I think
(04:49):
men would probably be a little irritated too, wouldn't they.
Speaker 1 (04:52):
Absolutely not surprising. Yeah, well that is kind of the
big the message to boys for a.
Speaker 2 (04:58):
Loss, what is It's exactly what has happened. It's the
only thing that confused me about that.
Speaker 1 (05:03):
Is that what happened as always overly loud music running
because we can't just pay attention to speech. We need
to be entertained while we're listening to speech for fifty
one seconds. It's so annoying. Do you do that in
real life and you're having a conversation with somebody?
Speaker 2 (05:20):
You just start playing music underneath?
Speaker 1 (05:22):
Oh yeah, yeah, excuse me, I can tell you're drifting off.
Let me play this song under what I'm trying to say.
And again, overly loud. That was annoying. Speaking of annoying
ladies and gentlemen, we give you aoc.
Speaker 2 (05:37):
It is time for the North to pull up to
the South.
Speaker 1 (05:42):
It is time for New York to pull up to Alabama.
Speaker 2 (05:47):
It is time for all of us to come to Georgia.
Speaker 4 (05:50):
To Louisiana, to Tennessee, to Mississippi.
Speaker 1 (05:55):
And let them know exactly what they have on court
with this in just stiff.
Speaker 4 (06:00):
They think they can draw us out of power.
Speaker 1 (06:03):
They do not know the sleeping giant that they just
awakened about redistricting there. So AOC is going to go
lecture the South, Well you'll be well received there. Dear
the shouting name checking various states. H every generation gets
(06:30):
their own, X, Y and Z.
Speaker 2 (06:32):
I have no stomach for a political comment after our
radio show.
Speaker 1 (06:37):
No, no, I just John dene name checking states, yelling thing.
But again, she should have thrown one of those in.
Speaker 2 (06:51):
John Deane was the coach who did in Nixon.
Speaker 1 (06:54):
But that's a different Yeah, it was three kinds of scumbag.
But yeah, Howard Dean was who I mean, I.
Speaker 2 (07:03):
Hear that one more time. That's a good scream. That
didn't sound make you sound crazy, that's what That's just unfortunate.
Where the microphone was like placed, just made him sound crazy.
That sounds like you leap out for a doorway to
scare your buddy. That's the sort of sound you wouldn't make.
(07:24):
Got you, dick, You didn't give me a heart attack?
Speaker 1 (07:30):
That's that scream.
Speaker 2 (07:31):
Yes, it is dropt down from the ceiling.
Speaker 1 (07:40):
Oh boy, jannendin there
Speaker 2 (07:47):
Well, I guess that's it.
From gatorade to pizza hut. It's one more thing. I'm
one more thing.
Speaker 2 (00:08):
Was the comedian I was watching the other day. I
was talking about we're going to clean out the sound
fridge and so reminding me the refrigerator. Some comedian talking
about I don't I don't have any food, but I
got all the things you put on food, like catch
up mustard pickles. So if anybody brings any food by,
I'm ready to go. But other than that, how about
(00:30):
a little blasphemy before we get into one more thing.
This is from the Babylon Bee with a list of
lesser known healing miracles. The divine healing of Peter's hamstring.
Never heard about that, Noah's hangover cured by a Denny's
(00:51):
Grand Slam breakfast. Severe case of swimmer's ear, rebuked and
departed from John the Baptist he was in the water
a lot. Judas's tennis elbow miraculously healed just in time
to play in the Jerusalem Open. Had nerd Dolla Jesus
healed a Roman centurion's low tee. The reversal of Matthew's
(01:11):
male pattern baldness. Uh, I'll end with this one at
least seven and twenty four out of the five thousand
people fed were healed of their gluten sensitivity, lesser known miracles.
Speaker 1 (01:24):
You see, yes, I see, this is the Bible.
Speaker 2 (01:27):
That's right, Thank you, mister president.
Speaker 1 (01:30):
Speaking of mister president, Why don't we skip to eleven. Michael,
we're going to clean out the sound for it. Thanks
metal guy. Uh, go ahead with eleven. This is from
nineteen ninety five. Do you recognize these voices?
Speaker 2 (01:44):
Do you really think this is the right thing for
us to be doingva? But dear funk, let them talk.
Speaker 3 (01:53):
It's wrong, isn't it?
Speaker 1 (01:55):
But it's still a right. Then it's the deal.
Speaker 2 (01:58):
Yes, Crust first, Crust first, I have the last sze.
Actually you're only entitled to half. It's a divorce joke
with Donald Trump and his wife.
Speaker 1 (02:10):
That's right. Evanna Trump got rest her soul as she
did she maybe she goad? Uh yeah, nineteen ninety five
Pizza Hut commercial it crust first. I remember Trump was
assaulted verbally once for eating it with a knife and fork.
I think so yah, yeah, that is kind of a
Trump Unless it's like fairly thick and burning hot, then
(02:30):
it's defensible.
Speaker 2 (02:31):
Trump has been very famous for a very long time.
Speaker 1 (02:34):
Yes he has. Indeed. Uh, this is speaking of consumer goods,
Jerry Seinfeld. Here why the drink culture Gatorade now? Three
different Gatorades is the new commercial Gatorade series. You need
three to survive, one to prepare, one to perform, one
to recover.
Speaker 2 (02:55):
I just went from the fridge to the couch.
Speaker 4 (02:57):
How many electrolytes that I lose there? We don't want
to grip things hands free, as everyone's looking at for
hands free everything. Whenever I go on Amazon, I was
set that one click ordering right, one click, that's it.
You didn't need me to click twice. I don't even
want it anymore. I'm not clicking.
Speaker 2 (03:22):
I know. It's like the joke I always make when
I'm paying for stuff with my watch, because I do
with an Apple Pay on my watches peep, And if
it doesn't work, I always say to the cashier if
I have to take out my credit card like a caveman,
I'm really gonna hate this. I always laugh, but it
just seems so oppressive to have to reach it in
my bucket.
Speaker 1 (03:40):
Oh, I know, I realized I'd left my phone in
the car. I had to bust out my wallet and
then dig out a credit card. The other day. Oh
my god, I had to take a knee. It was
so tiring.
Speaker 2 (03:53):
How many electrolytes did you burn off?
Speaker 1 (03:55):
Yeah, so let's see. This is a more thoughtful piece
of audience. This is Michael Knowles, who is appearing on
the Sage Steel podcast saying about feminism.
Speaker 3 (04:06):
As feminism has increased, women have become less happy. There's
a famous study came out of Yale, the paradox of
declining female happiness, both in absolute terms and relative to men.
Everyone's gettingless happy, but especially women. They said, this is
a paradox. We have more feminism and women are unhappier.
You say, well, of course, because in the workplace, what
feminism says is female virtues are fake nurturing sensitivity, kind
(04:27):
of emotional intelligence.
Speaker 1 (04:28):
Not valuable at all.
Speaker 3 (04:29):
All that's valuable is the male kind of virtue, aggression,
physical strength. So women are expected to do both. Imagine
if you told men for fifty years the only virtues
that matter are the womanly virtues, and your natural virtues
are pointless. You're going to be expected to fulfill them anyway,
but they are not to be valued, and you have
to behave like a woman for fifty years. I think
(04:49):
men would probably be a little irritated too, wouldn't they.
Speaker 1 (04:52):
Absolutely not surprising. Yeah, well that is kind of the
big the message to boys for a.
Speaker 2 (04:58):
Loss, what is It's exactly what has happened. It's the
only thing that confused me about that.
Speaker 1 (05:03):
Is that what happened as always overly loud music running
because we can't just pay attention to speech. We need
to be entertained while we're listening to speech for fifty
one seconds. It's so annoying. Do you do that in
real life and you're having a conversation with somebody?
Speaker 2 (05:20):
You just start playing music underneath?
Speaker 1 (05:22):
Oh yeah, yeah, excuse me, I can tell you're drifting off.
Let me play this song under what I'm trying to say.
And again, overly loud. That was annoying. Speaking of annoying
ladies and gentlemen, we give you aoc.
Speaker 2 (05:37):
It is time for the North to pull up to
the South.
Speaker 1 (05:42):
It is time for New York to pull up to Alabama.
Speaker 2 (05:47):
It is time for all of us to come to Georgia.
Speaker 4 (05:50):
To Louisiana, to Tennessee, to Mississippi.
Speaker 1 (05:55):
And let them know exactly what they have on court
with this in just stiff.
Speaker 4 (06:00):
They think they can draw us out of power.
Speaker 1 (06:03):
They do not know the sleeping giant that they just
awakened about redistricting there. So AOC is going to go
lecture the South, Well you'll be well received there. Dear
the shouting name checking various states. H every generation gets
(06:30):
their own, X, Y and Z.
Speaker 2 (06:32):
I have no stomach for a political comment after our
radio show.
Speaker 1 (06:37):
No, no, I just John dene name checking states, yelling thing.
But again, she should have thrown one of those in.
Speaker 2 (06:51):
John Deane was the coach who did in Nixon.
Speaker 1 (06:54):
But that's a different Yeah, it was three kinds of scumbag.
But yeah, Howard Dean was who I mean, I.
Speaker 2 (07:03):
Hear that one more time. That's a good scream. That
didn't sound make you sound crazy, that's what That's just unfortunate.
Where the microphone was like placed, just made him sound crazy.
That sounds like you leap out for a doorway to
scare your buddy. That's the sort of sound you wouldn't make.
(07:24):
Got you, dick, You didn't give me a heart attack?
Speaker 1 (07:30):
That's that scream.
Speaker 2 (07:31):
Yes, it is dropt down from the ceiling.
Speaker 1 (07:40):
Oh boy, jannendin there
Speaker 2 (07:47):
Well, I guess that's it.
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