July 23, 2026 • 15 mins
We're Cleaning out the Sound Fridge, including Motley Crue's Tommy Lee, Jay Leno, a angry locksmith and the sounds from a rather odd competition!
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
I got a clean out sound fridge to make room
(00:02):
for the deer meat. It's one more thing, one thing,
all will become clear. Stay with us.
Speaker 2 (00:11):
That reminds me my actual refrigerator is got so many
cookies in it. My son made as part of a
dinner last night, he made what do you call white chips?
Speaker 1 (00:23):
There's still white chocolate chips. White chocolate chips? Do you
call that? Do you still just call it a chocolate chip?
Speaker 2 (00:29):
Oatmeal cookie? Anyway?
Speaker 1 (00:30):
So white late chocolate chip. Well, he made a.
Speaker 2 (00:32):
Ton of cookies and they got a bunch of batter
to make the rest of them.
Speaker 1 (00:35):
And I can't have cookies around the house. I'm not
strong enough for that. No, No, I love oatmeal cookie.
Speaker 2 (00:46):
Oh, a fresh out of the oven, from scratch oatmeal.
Speaker 1 (00:50):
Cookies with white chocolate chips. How many could you eat
in a day? Easily?
Speaker 2 (00:56):
I mean I could easily eat five in a day.
Speaker 1 (00:58):
I mean with all effort. What are you a child?
I know coffee? Have three for breakfast? It's old meal. Seriously,
I'm not only better than a lot of like bars.
Speaker 2 (01:14):
You can eat almost certainly.
Speaker 1 (01:16):
Yeah, a fair amount of sugar there today. The oatmeal
cookie is a fine cookie, no doubt. All right, so
we're cleaning out sound fridge metal. There we go. What
do we start with a couple of jokes? We didn't?
Were there a couple of them we didn't use?
Speaker 3 (01:33):
Michael, Yeah, there's here's one right here, all right.
Speaker 4 (01:35):
Minnesota Governor Tim Wallace signed a bill into law last
week that allows assisted living facilities and nursing homes to
serve alcohol to residence. That way, they can just tell
you your kids visited.
Speaker 1 (01:50):
That's nice. I don't remember, but that's nice. That just
made me sad. That's a joke. She's ways. You got
any jokes that are funny and not sad?
Speaker 3 (02:03):
Michael, Well, here's one that's just well, Scott Feltz.
Speaker 1 (02:06):
There's a joke about lonely old people.
Speaker 2 (02:08):
On Monday and armed suspects set off an incendiary device
outside a federal building in Manhattan.
Speaker 1 (02:13):
Once caught, the suspect yelled, get your hands off me.
I'm the mayor. We didn't.
Speaker 2 (02:21):
We didn't talk about that story. That was one of
the dumbest plans anybody's ever come up with. The guy's
clearly got problems. He also appeared to be about four
feet tall.
Speaker 1 (02:33):
Yeah, a hobbit I didn't know we were allowing hobbits
in the military. But what a.
Speaker 2 (02:37):
Dumb plan he had, like a hatchet and a bb
gun and just what are you? What are you gonna
do there?
Speaker 1 (02:45):
What he was hoping to do? What was he was
working helmet to accomplish? I don't know. Sounds like he's
a bit of a soft head. So the helmet was
a good one. Is that it on the jokes? Michael?
Or we got anymore?
Speaker 3 (02:56):
Yeah, that's it.
Speaker 1 (02:57):
I don't remember number six. I'm paying attention.
Speaker 3 (03:00):
Yeah, here we'll do six because this is this.
Speaker 1 (03:02):
I read that nine new emojis are coming out next year,
including a pickle emoji. Well, the egg plant emoji had
a good run. You know, that's class You had that good,
lonely old bit.
Speaker 2 (03:18):
Do you have anything about euthanizing the family cat or
anything like that?
Speaker 1 (03:22):
Oh geez? What all right? Moving on to the odd
balls and randos classification. This is rock legend Tommy Lee.
He the drummer of what Motley Crue, married to Pam
Anderson for a time. I've seen his uh, I've seen
him in action. I believe I have seen his drum
(03:43):
stick myself, his his eggplant. If you will. I don't
remember the circumstance. Why have I seen that sex tape
with Pam Anderson? I said, I had backstage tickets for
a crew concert. I was really drunk. He and I
got hit it off.
Speaker 2 (03:59):
Maybe that's why I don't know.
Speaker 1 (04:01):
He asked, here you I'm curious that was That was
probably the moment. Yes, anyway, here's the great Tommy Lee.
I was with my.
Speaker 5 (04:08):
Bass player and we were doing Heroin. We ran out
and it's like, what we're going to do. We unscrewed
the cap on the fifth of Jack and filled up
the cap with jack and then pulled a couple syringes
and we're shooting Jack. Daniels I was like, oh. It
was at that moment where I went, Okay, we could
just drink this, but we're shooting it. This is wrong
(04:30):
and somebody's gonna die.
Speaker 1 (04:32):
Do you even remember the sensation of shooting booze? Did
it do anything differently? Yeah? You could taste it? Oh wow,
you know like you taste heroin.
Speaker 2 (04:41):
I have a friend, one of the healthiest people I
ever knew in my life. Eight right, exercised all the time.
That kind of guy got done with a hike and
slumped over the steering wheel of his car with a
major heart attack, dead when he was like fifty. Then
you got people like this, the drummer for Motley Crue
(05:05):
who's injecting whiskey into his veins.
Speaker 1 (05:07):
Who's still alive. Hey, God, explain all that. Yeah yeah, yeah. Uh.
The next clip is quite long of Jay Leno and
Adam Carolla. Jack, you're familiar with that, John, How long
is it? Mind and a half? I mean, like we're
going anywhere? Go ahead? Is that entertaining? Handsome?
Speaker 2 (05:30):
I mean, I know the story, but as it told,
it's two comedians. Maybe it's funny because it's two comedians talking.
We got always edit it out if it's not.
Speaker 1 (05:38):
Yeah, let's just roll it.
Speaker 6 (05:40):
When I was doing the Tonight Show, I was making
thirty million a year. It's ridiculous, okay. And NBCs, well,
we've got to have to cut half the crew, you know.
Speaker 1 (05:52):
So he had a big meeting.
Speaker 6 (05:53):
I said, all right, bushaw hands, how many fail I
should take a fifty percent pay cut so you can
keep everybody. Well, I got out of voted.
Speaker 1 (06:02):
Well I got screwed on that one.
Speaker 6 (06:04):
But really, I already have fifteen million dollars I'm doing
pretty good. You know, I never thought i'd get this far.
And you know something, they were the best crew for
the rest of the days. You know, everything was always terrific.
It was a union crew. Every mighty have been a
good living. You know, guys who come up and show
me the car they bought in the house, they got
around the corner or whatever it might be. And it
(06:27):
didn't cost me anything really, because I had plenty of money.
I was making plenty of money.
Speaker 1 (06:32):
What year did you take the haircut? From fifteen?
Speaker 6 (06:36):
It was in the two thousands, maybe two thousand and five.
From that point on, I think they.
Speaker 7 (06:44):
The legend is is that you always kept all those
Tonight Show checks. You made your money doing live performances, Yeah,
corporate things and stuff like that.
Speaker 1 (06:53):
They got to be hungry.
Speaker 6 (06:54):
I I live on I used to live week to week.
Speaker 7 (07:00):
You literally just put those checks, you know, the bank,
and I read that the.
Speaker 6 (07:04):
Money I made as a stand up. Yeah, I wanted
to be a comedian. I never thought TV was a
job that would last year. How many years did you
do that till the very end? I never touched any
of it.
Speaker 2 (07:15):
Isn't that interesting? He was making thirty million dollars a
year than fifteen million dollars year. He didn't spend any
of that money. All that lifestyle he had he earned
as a comedian, which is what he wanted to do.
Speaker 1 (07:24):
He wanted to be.
Speaker 2 (07:25):
I had lived this way because I am a on
the road comedian who's very successful. That's what he wanted
to be.
Speaker 1 (07:32):
And if I start spending any of this TV money,
I'll lose my hunger. That's you know. That ended up
being way more interesting than I expected.
Speaker 2 (07:40):
I've heard him tell that story before, and I've told
my Jay Leno's story before. I spent some time with
him because he came to the town I was working
in at the time, and I went and picked him
up at the airport, which was an hour and a
half away. I picked him up at the airport and
drove him an hour and a half in the car
to this crappy motel that he stayed in during the
(08:04):
day to take a nap before he did his show
at night, which was fantastic, and then drove him all
the way back to the airport and he flew back
to California to be there the next day.
Speaker 1 (08:14):
For his tonight show. Gig.
Speaker 2 (08:15):
I mean that's schlepping around. Yeah, he got that kind
of money. You don't need to live this lifestyle, but
he wanted to be a comedian.
Speaker 1 (08:23):
So yeah, that's so interesting. How about the.
Speaker 2 (08:31):
Very few people are ever in this sort of position.
You're making thirty million dollars a year and they tell
you got to cut half of your crew. Well, or
I could struggle to get by on fifteen million.
Speaker 1 (08:44):
Dollars a year and we keep everybody right. Yeah, interesting,
imagine that made him popular. Yeah, you know, as funny
as we were discussing that clip and whether to play
it right here, as reminded of before the show, we
do a quick meeting where we go over what audio
we have and what do we need the thing? And
I'll say hello, and once in a while it happens.
(09:05):
And I've never have never commented on this before during
the meeting, but I'm going to comment on it now.
Sometimes when Michael or Hanson or Katie sometimes and she
will be back eventually, are describing a clip and why
it's a good clip, the description will be significantly longer
than the clip itself, And I think, why didn't we
(09:26):
just play the clip anyway? We were getting dangerously close
to that in our Jay Leno discussion. Let's see, Michael,
does twelve need any setup?
Speaker 5 (09:37):
No?
Speaker 3 (09:37):
I don't think so.
Speaker 1 (09:38):
It's a well, it's an.
Speaker 3 (09:40):
Australian woman had a surprise gave birth to four identical girls.
Speaker 1 (09:44):
And this is a doctor Are you gonna say kangaroos? Now?
Speaker 3 (09:47):
This is doctor talkin.
Speaker 8 (09:48):
It's amazing, to be honest, particularly the fact that this
was spontaneously conceived. We do see multiple pregnancies more often
with fertility treatments, particularly IVF, but for this to be spontaneously,
theyved for the conception to happen. So one fertilized egg
that then splits not once, not twice, but three times
into four different babies and who then share a place center.
(10:10):
That is just amazing. And to end up with four
beautiful babies and a beautiful family now of ten.
Speaker 1 (10:16):
Wow, so they had four kids. Now they got eight.
Speaker 2 (10:22):
Identically, which I guess is very very rare.
Speaker 1 (10:27):
Yeah, how in.
Speaker 2 (10:28):
The world are you going to tell those kids apart?
Depending on how identical you are. I had a a
good friend of mine in high school. His sisters were
identical twins, and he had to like walk around and
like look at them for a while to tell which
one was which.
Speaker 1 (10:43):
Wow, they were like really identical.
Speaker 2 (10:46):
Yeah, nobody in high school had any idea which one
they were all the.
Speaker 1 (10:50):
Time, right right, they'd play hilarious pranks or I don't
remember that, switch identities or try out each other's boyfriends.
Speaker 2 (10:58):
You'd have to up in situations where that wasn't me,
you're mad at the wrong person.
Speaker 1 (11:04):
Wow, I've actually heard about that being used as a
defense in a criminal case. I wasn't there. It was
my twin and twins like, no, it wasn't which one
was it? Copper? Yeah, tough stuff, any setup needed for thirteen.
Speaker 3 (11:21):
Michael, twenty seven year old woman unhappy with men.
Speaker 1 (11:25):
That Okay, do we need to know her profession?
Speaker 3 (11:28):
She's a locksmith.
Speaker 1 (11:30):
Okay, what.
Speaker 9 (11:31):
I'm a locksmith in the city, and I'm tired of
all these locksmith men taking my jobs just because they
have more money to market themselves. So I also want
to feel safer, and I want to women to feel safer.
So how about you call me and said when you're
locked out instead of giving business to all these creepy men.
Speaker 1 (11:50):
All right? That was just odd? So she resents right,
people who have money to market their business, correct, Yeah, Okay.
Speaker 2 (11:58):
That's a good angle, though. She could come up with
the money to market. You're a woman, you locked yourself
out of your car, it's late at night or whatever.
Don't call some random dude, call.
Speaker 1 (12:08):
Me right, yeah, yeah, for that sort of call, and
even for like installing locks and stuff like that. She
could say, I understand what it's like to be a
woman in a city that has this much crime. I
want to help you feel it. That'd be a great pitch.
Maybe she should quit bitching and do something about her situation.
Uh wow, Well, she just had the whiny voice of
(12:33):
the victim, like somebody had done this to her.
Speaker 3 (12:37):
Right, that's why I pulled the clip.
Speaker 1 (12:39):
Dumbass anyway, so that you know that was over the line.
She's yeah, I didn't like her attitude. Finally, we played
this at the beginning of the radio show. It's definitely
worth a encore presentation. Ladies and gentlemen, we give you
the sounds of a German deer calling competition.
Speaker 2 (13:24):
That's pretty funny that you labeled it that way, Michael,
when we all know there was a construction worker in
the stall next to you, and you had your phone
out and.
Speaker 1 (13:31):
He had this cycle or spiraeusis thing eating. Oh wow.
Oh now I'm looking at the picture as wow, that's
oh lord, oh my god. They're all they have their
mouths wide open and they are manipulating this tubular looking
thing and stroking their hand up and down. It's uh
(13:53):
as well, leaves very little to the imagination.
Speaker 6 (13:57):
Huh.
Speaker 2 (13:58):
And then the idea is to call the moose so
it will come closer so you can kill.
Speaker 1 (14:03):
It, dear, Yes, dear, Yeah, yeah, they've.
Speaker 3 (14:07):
Been doing this in Germany for eight hundred years apparently.
Speaker 1 (14:10):
Well, I wonder if there are primitive, primitive examples of
that device. I wonder what they're they're called those things.
It's probably some forty three letter long German word. Yes,
that's the deer fish stocking collar banknockn this is this
is the dear fan calling oparatus.
Speaker 2 (14:32):
Of klabin with a with an O with two dots
above it.
Speaker 1 (14:37):
Oh, several of them. Yeah. Yeah.
Speaker 10 (14:39):
If he calls it, dear dear, come close, then.
Speaker 1 (14:41):
He kills him. Yeah. I am the best. I've killed
many deer.
Speaker 10 (14:46):
Yeah, some weird not you gotta can we post that
video at at hot under hot links, armstrong and getdy
dot com.
Speaker 1 (14:56):
Not for children. I mean, it's a bunch of old
German guys calling deer, but really looks like they're they're pleasuring,
you know.
Speaker 2 (15:04):
Stroking the right stuff.
Speaker 1 (15:06):
Mm hmm what uh hey metal guy?
Speaker 2 (15:11):
That was That was an episode of You.
Speaker 1 (15:16):
Had a punctuation there.
Speaker 3 (15:18):
Well, I guess that's it.
I got a clean out sound fridge to make room
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for the deer meat. It's one more thing, one thing,
all will become clear. Stay with us.
Speaker 2 (00:11):
That reminds me my actual refrigerator is got so many
cookies in it. My son made as part of a
dinner last night, he made what do you call white chips?
Speaker 1 (00:23):
There's still white chocolate chips. White chocolate chips? Do you
call that? Do you still just call it a chocolate chip?
Speaker 2 (00:29):
Oatmeal cookie? Anyway?
Speaker 1 (00:30):
So white late chocolate chip. Well, he made a.
Speaker 2 (00:32):
Ton of cookies and they got a bunch of batter
to make the rest of them.
Speaker 1 (00:35):
And I can't have cookies around the house. I'm not
strong enough for that. No, No, I love oatmeal cookie.
Speaker 2 (00:46):
Oh, a fresh out of the oven, from scratch oatmeal.
Speaker 1 (00:50):
Cookies with white chocolate chips. How many could you eat
in a day? Easily?
Speaker 2 (00:56):
I mean I could easily eat five in a day.
Speaker 1 (00:58):
I mean with all effort. What are you a child?
I know coffee? Have three for breakfast? It's old meal. Seriously,
I'm not only better than a lot of like bars.
Speaker 2 (01:14):
You can eat almost certainly.
Speaker 1 (01:16):
Yeah, a fair amount of sugar there today. The oatmeal
cookie is a fine cookie, no doubt. All right, so
we're cleaning out sound fridge metal. There we go. What
do we start with a couple of jokes? We didn't?
Were there a couple of them we didn't use?
Speaker 3 (01:33):
Michael, Yeah, there's here's one right here, all right.
Speaker 4 (01:35):
Minnesota Governor Tim Wallace signed a bill into law last
week that allows assisted living facilities and nursing homes to
serve alcohol to residence. That way, they can just tell
you your kids visited.
Speaker 1 (01:50):
That's nice. I don't remember, but that's nice. That just
made me sad. That's a joke. She's ways. You got
any jokes that are funny and not sad?
Speaker 3 (02:03):
Michael, Well, here's one that's just well, Scott Feltz.
Speaker 1 (02:06):
There's a joke about lonely old people.
Speaker 2 (02:08):
On Monday and armed suspects set off an incendiary device
outside a federal building in Manhattan.
Speaker 1 (02:13):
Once caught, the suspect yelled, get your hands off me.
I'm the mayor. We didn't.
Speaker 2 (02:21):
We didn't talk about that story. That was one of
the dumbest plans anybody's ever come up with. The guy's
clearly got problems. He also appeared to be about four
feet tall.
Speaker 1 (02:33):
Yeah, a hobbit I didn't know we were allowing hobbits
in the military. But what a.
Speaker 2 (02:37):
Dumb plan he had, like a hatchet and a bb
gun and just what are you? What are you gonna
do there?
Speaker 1 (02:45):
What he was hoping to do? What was he was
working helmet to accomplish? I don't know. Sounds like he's
a bit of a soft head. So the helmet was
a good one. Is that it on the jokes? Michael?
Or we got anymore?
Speaker 3 (02:56):
Yeah, that's it.
Speaker 1 (02:57):
I don't remember number six. I'm paying attention.
Speaker 3 (03:00):
Yeah, here we'll do six because this is this.
Speaker 1 (03:02):
I read that nine new emojis are coming out next year,
including a pickle emoji. Well, the egg plant emoji had
a good run. You know, that's class You had that good,
lonely old bit.
Speaker 2 (03:18):
Do you have anything about euthanizing the family cat or
anything like that?
Speaker 1 (03:22):
Oh geez? What all right? Moving on to the odd
balls and randos classification. This is rock legend Tommy Lee.
He the drummer of what Motley Crue, married to Pam
Anderson for a time. I've seen his uh, I've seen
him in action. I believe I have seen his drum
(03:43):
stick myself, his his eggplant. If you will. I don't
remember the circumstance. Why have I seen that sex tape
with Pam Anderson? I said, I had backstage tickets for
a crew concert. I was really drunk. He and I
got hit it off.
Speaker 2 (03:59):
Maybe that's why I don't know.
Speaker 1 (04:01):
He asked, here you I'm curious that was That was
probably the moment. Yes, anyway, here's the great Tommy Lee.
I was with my.
Speaker 5 (04:08):
Bass player and we were doing Heroin. We ran out
and it's like, what we're going to do. We unscrewed
the cap on the fifth of Jack and filled up
the cap with jack and then pulled a couple syringes
and we're shooting Jack. Daniels I was like, oh. It
was at that moment where I went, Okay, we could
just drink this, but we're shooting it. This is wrong
(04:30):
and somebody's gonna die.
Speaker 1 (04:32):
Do you even remember the sensation of shooting booze? Did
it do anything differently? Yeah? You could taste it? Oh wow,
you know like you taste heroin.
Speaker 2 (04:41):
I have a friend, one of the healthiest people I
ever knew in my life. Eight right, exercised all the time.
That kind of guy got done with a hike and
slumped over the steering wheel of his car with a
major heart attack, dead when he was like fifty. Then
you got people like this, the drummer for Motley Crue
(05:05):
who's injecting whiskey into his veins.
Speaker 1 (05:07):
Who's still alive. Hey, God, explain all that. Yeah yeah, yeah. Uh.
The next clip is quite long of Jay Leno and
Adam Carolla. Jack, you're familiar with that, John, How long
is it? Mind and a half? I mean, like we're
going anywhere? Go ahead? Is that entertaining? Handsome?
Speaker 2 (05:30):
I mean, I know the story, but as it told,
it's two comedians. Maybe it's funny because it's two comedians talking.
We got always edit it out if it's not.
Speaker 1 (05:38):
Yeah, let's just roll it.
Speaker 6 (05:40):
When I was doing the Tonight Show, I was making
thirty million a year. It's ridiculous, okay. And NBCs, well,
we've got to have to cut half the crew, you know.
Speaker 1 (05:52):
So he had a big meeting.
Speaker 6 (05:53):
I said, all right, bushaw hands, how many fail I
should take a fifty percent pay cut so you can
keep everybody. Well, I got out of voted.
Speaker 1 (06:02):
Well I got screwed on that one.
Speaker 6 (06:04):
But really, I already have fifteen million dollars I'm doing
pretty good. You know, I never thought i'd get this far.
And you know something, they were the best crew for
the rest of the days. You know, everything was always terrific.
It was a union crew. Every mighty have been a
good living. You know, guys who come up and show
me the car they bought in the house, they got
around the corner or whatever it might be. And it
(06:27):
didn't cost me anything really, because I had plenty of money.
I was making plenty of money.
Speaker 1 (06:32):
What year did you take the haircut? From fifteen?
Speaker 6 (06:36):
It was in the two thousands, maybe two thousand and five.
From that point on, I think they.
Speaker 7 (06:44):
The legend is is that you always kept all those
Tonight Show checks. You made your money doing live performances, Yeah,
corporate things and stuff like that.
Speaker 1 (06:53):
They got to be hungry.
Speaker 6 (06:54):
I I live on I used to live week to week.
Speaker 7 (07:00):
You literally just put those checks, you know, the bank,
and I read that the.
Speaker 6 (07:04):
Money I made as a stand up. Yeah, I wanted
to be a comedian. I never thought TV was a
job that would last year. How many years did you
do that till the very end? I never touched any
of it.
Speaker 2 (07:15):
Isn't that interesting? He was making thirty million dollars a
year than fifteen million dollars year. He didn't spend any
of that money. All that lifestyle he had he earned
as a comedian, which is what he wanted to do.
Speaker 1 (07:24):
He wanted to be.
Speaker 2 (07:25):
I had lived this way because I am a on
the road comedian who's very successful. That's what he wanted
to be.
Speaker 1 (07:32):
And if I start spending any of this TV money,
I'll lose my hunger. That's you know. That ended up
being way more interesting than I expected.
Speaker 2 (07:40):
I've heard him tell that story before, and I've told
my Jay Leno's story before. I spent some time with
him because he came to the town I was working
in at the time, and I went and picked him
up at the airport, which was an hour and a
half away. I picked him up at the airport and
drove him an hour and a half in the car
to this crappy motel that he stayed in during the
(08:04):
day to take a nap before he did his show
at night, which was fantastic, and then drove him all
the way back to the airport and he flew back
to California to be there the next day.
Speaker 1 (08:14):
For his tonight show. Gig.
Speaker 2 (08:15):
I mean that's schlepping around. Yeah, he got that kind
of money. You don't need to live this lifestyle, but
he wanted to be a comedian.
Speaker 1 (08:23):
So yeah, that's so interesting. How about the.
Speaker 2 (08:31):
Very few people are ever in this sort of position.
You're making thirty million dollars a year and they tell
you got to cut half of your crew. Well, or
I could struggle to get by on fifteen million.
Speaker 1 (08:44):
Dollars a year and we keep everybody right. Yeah, interesting,
imagine that made him popular. Yeah, you know, as funny
as we were discussing that clip and whether to play
it right here, as reminded of before the show, we
do a quick meeting where we go over what audio
we have and what do we need the thing? And
I'll say hello, and once in a while it happens.
(09:05):
And I've never have never commented on this before during
the meeting, but I'm going to comment on it now.
Sometimes when Michael or Hanson or Katie sometimes and she
will be back eventually, are describing a clip and why
it's a good clip, the description will be significantly longer
than the clip itself, And I think, why didn't we
(09:26):
just play the clip anyway? We were getting dangerously close
to that in our Jay Leno discussion. Let's see, Michael,
does twelve need any setup?
Speaker 5 (09:37):
No?
Speaker 3 (09:37):
I don't think so.
Speaker 1 (09:38):
It's a well, it's an.
Speaker 3 (09:40):
Australian woman had a surprise gave birth to four identical girls.
Speaker 1 (09:44):
And this is a doctor Are you gonna say kangaroos? Now?
Speaker 3 (09:47):
This is doctor talkin.
Speaker 8 (09:48):
It's amazing, to be honest, particularly the fact that this
was spontaneously conceived. We do see multiple pregnancies more often
with fertility treatments, particularly IVF, but for this to be spontaneously,
theyved for the conception to happen. So one fertilized egg
that then splits not once, not twice, but three times
into four different babies and who then share a place center.
(10:10):
That is just amazing. And to end up with four
beautiful babies and a beautiful family now of ten.
Speaker 1 (10:16):
Wow, so they had four kids. Now they got eight.
Speaker 2 (10:22):
Identically, which I guess is very very rare.
Speaker 1 (10:27):
Yeah, how in.
Speaker 2 (10:28):
The world are you going to tell those kids apart?
Depending on how identical you are. I had a a
good friend of mine in high school. His sisters were
identical twins, and he had to like walk around and
like look at them for a while to tell which
one was which.
Speaker 1 (10:43):
Wow, they were like really identical.
Speaker 2 (10:46):
Yeah, nobody in high school had any idea which one
they were all the.
Speaker 1 (10:50):
Time, right right, they'd play hilarious pranks or I don't
remember that, switch identities or try out each other's boyfriends.
Speaker 2 (10:58):
You'd have to up in situations where that wasn't me,
you're mad at the wrong person.
Speaker 1 (11:04):
Wow, I've actually heard about that being used as a
defense in a criminal case. I wasn't there. It was
my twin and twins like, no, it wasn't which one
was it? Copper? Yeah, tough stuff, any setup needed for thirteen.
Speaker 3 (11:21):
Michael, twenty seven year old woman unhappy with men.
Speaker 1 (11:25):
That Okay, do we need to know her profession?
Speaker 3 (11:28):
She's a locksmith.
Speaker 1 (11:30):
Okay, what.
Speaker 9 (11:31):
I'm a locksmith in the city, and I'm tired of
all these locksmith men taking my jobs just because they
have more money to market themselves. So I also want
to feel safer, and I want to women to feel safer.
So how about you call me and said when you're
locked out instead of giving business to all these creepy men.
Speaker 1 (11:50):
All right? That was just odd? So she resents right,
people who have money to market their business, correct, Yeah, Okay.
Speaker 2 (11:58):
That's a good angle, though. She could come up with
the money to market. You're a woman, you locked yourself
out of your car, it's late at night or whatever.
Don't call some random dude, call.
Speaker 1 (12:08):
Me right, yeah, yeah, for that sort of call, and
even for like installing locks and stuff like that. She
could say, I understand what it's like to be a
woman in a city that has this much crime. I
want to help you feel it. That'd be a great pitch.
Maybe she should quit bitching and do something about her situation.
Uh wow, Well, she just had the whiny voice of
(12:33):
the victim, like somebody had done this to her.
Speaker 3 (12:37):
Right, that's why I pulled the clip.
Speaker 1 (12:39):
Dumbass anyway, so that you know that was over the line.
She's yeah, I didn't like her attitude. Finally, we played
this at the beginning of the radio show. It's definitely
worth a encore presentation. Ladies and gentlemen, we give you
the sounds of a German deer calling competition.
Speaker 2 (13:24):
That's pretty funny that you labeled it that way, Michael,
when we all know there was a construction worker in
the stall next to you, and you had your phone
out and.
Speaker 1 (13:31):
He had this cycle or spiraeusis thing eating. Oh wow.
Oh now I'm looking at the picture as wow, that's
oh lord, oh my god. They're all they have their
mouths wide open and they are manipulating this tubular looking
thing and stroking their hand up and down. It's uh
(13:53):
as well, leaves very little to the imagination.
Speaker 6 (13:57):
Huh.
Speaker 2 (13:58):
And then the idea is to call the moose so
it will come closer so you can kill.
Speaker 1 (14:03):
It, dear, Yes, dear, Yeah, yeah, they've.
Speaker 3 (14:07):
Been doing this in Germany for eight hundred years apparently.
Speaker 1 (14:10):
Well, I wonder if there are primitive, primitive examples of
that device. I wonder what they're they're called those things.
It's probably some forty three letter long German word. Yes,
that's the deer fish stocking collar banknockn this is this
is the dear fan calling oparatus.
Speaker 2 (14:32):
Of klabin with a with an O with two dots
above it.
Speaker 1 (14:37):
Oh, several of them. Yeah. Yeah.
Speaker 10 (14:39):
If he calls it, dear dear, come close, then.
Speaker 1 (14:41):
He kills him. Yeah. I am the best. I've killed
many deer.
Speaker 10 (14:46):
Yeah, some weird not you gotta can we post that
video at at hot under hot links, armstrong and getdy
dot com.
Speaker 1 (14:56):
Not for children. I mean, it's a bunch of old
German guys calling deer, but really looks like they're they're pleasuring,
you know.
Speaker 2 (15:04):
Stroking the right stuff.
Speaker 1 (15:06):
Mm hmm what uh hey metal guy?
Speaker 2 (15:11):
That was That was an episode of You.
Speaker 1 (15:16):
Had a punctuation there.
Speaker 3 (15:18):
Well, I guess that's it.
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