Blaming Gas on Everyone

➡︎ The Jubal Show’s Dirty Little Secret

When you have something weighing on your mind, and need to get it out there into the world. You confess it. In this case you confess it publicly, and still yet anonymously. What's your dirty little secret? Let us know you have a Dirty Little Secret of your own here: https://forms.gle/bLGZENWcGXaK9Jcs7

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:01):
Jewbles dirty little secret. Hello, Hello, hey, what's up? You
have a dirty little secret? Yeah?

Speaker 2 (00:08):
Hey? Uh. You know, whenever I would like let one
go or you know, flatulate, I would blame it.

Speaker 3 (00:14):
On the kids or my wife. I'm like, oh my gosh,
did you hear that?

Speaker 2 (00:19):
And it'd be my fault.

Speaker 3 (00:20):
Well, then we got this little Chihuahua named Pup Pup,
and so that little dog would let one go and
it'd run away, and so I said, did.

Speaker 2 (00:29):
You hear that? My wife's like, that was you guy.
That wasn't the chihuahua. That wasn't Pup Pup, that was you.
And I'm like, no, I'm serious. This dog farks and
runs away. Well then one day she.

Speaker 4 (00:41):
Didn't believe me because I was always blaming.

Speaker 3 (00:43):
The kids and everybody else for my flatulence.

Speaker 2 (00:46):
Or one day when she was home alone, Pup let
one go and ran, you know, into the kitchen.

Speaker 4 (00:52):
And it was so funny that little.

Speaker 2 (00:53):
Dog would run every time it would part. It was
just the cute thing.

Speaker 1 (01:00):
Say, dogs are just like their owners. So that dog
wasn't going to take great of that.

Speaker 4 (01:03):
Yeah, exactly, you guys, I just wanted to I was
going to use my dirty little secret was going to
be to be on the Jubil Show and give a
promo for my band, Theater of Secrets.

Speaker 2 (01:15):
But I'm not going to do that.

Speaker 1 (01:16):
Yeah, okay, good, I'm glad you didn't do that. Yeah,
you do, take care man, Thank you for your secret.
Hell bye bye? Hello, Hi, Hey, what's up? You have
a dirty little secret?

Speaker 2 (01:29):
I do.

Speaker 1 (01:30):
I'm terrible. Okay. So I started dating this twenty nine
year old back in December, and I'm forty one. I
told him I was thirty five. Good, so he has
no idea. I told him because it's feel gross now
because it's gross, I just it's such a lie.

Speaker 2 (01:51):
And now I don't know how to talk because it's
been so long, and I don't know, I just feel dirty.

Speaker 1 (01:56):
What's all been dating for like six years? And he said,
I know you're actually no, no, no, only since December.
Oh yeah, because that would make him not, oh very legal.
I was thinking that. I thought she said twenty oh
it's twenty nine.

Speaker 4 (02:11):
Twenty nine.

Speaker 1 (02:12):
Yeah, okay, that's fine. What are you chirping about? You
brit me into it twelve years? It's not crazy, But
I don't know. I think you should just enjoy the ride.
And two birthdays, one for your family, were the right
numbers on the cake, and then you just only never
have a birthday around other people with him, that's all.
He let it slip, and he's like, what I told you?

(02:34):
What do you mean thank you for telling us your
dirty little secret? Of course, what's your dirty little secret?