Pooed Himself on a Date

➡︎ The Jubal Show’s Dirty Little Secret

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
Jubles dirty Little Secret.

Speaker 2 (00:02):
Hello, hey little secret, I do man, I do have
what is it? Literally? So, I've been wanting to go
out on the day with this girl that I've known
for years, and uh, finally got a chance to go
out with her. Kind I see a restaurant to go
out with her too, and went freaking awesome, bro, I
mean this is just like I was like living a
dream because I was like, man, I never thought I'd

(00:23):
be able to go out this girl. Party got a
chance to. So I'm out with her at this time.
We're cutting up or laugh and everything goes well. I
have some dreams and in the middle of me blurting
out laughing, I end up. First I thought, was I
just a fart. It's a clean part, you know. I
was like, man, this is a clean part, you know.
I was just you know, it's a clean part.

Speaker 3 (00:42):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (00:42):
And then and then I realized, after you know whatever,
it's not like eternity, but it was probably like a flit. Second,
I think, oh my god, I shut myself. Oh I
pool like it was more than a It wasn't. It
wasn't a wet part. It was it was it was,
it was there. It was something you know.

Speaker 3 (01:00):
It was like it was the sound. Yeah, and well
that's the thing. I was like my eyeballs like just
jumped out of my head. I thinking like she's like
just caught it immediately, but she was just still laughing.
So I was like, Okay, I'm going to clear my
shame kind of like went down a little bit because
I was like, oh, he didn't notice. So I tried
to call myself and I was like, oh my god, I.

Speaker 2 (01:22):
Want to freak am I gonna do? And I could
smell it, and I'm just like, man like sell this
stuff the whole day. Yeah, And I'm like I had
to throw in the White House, like there's no way
I'm gonna like just like yeah, we're gonna work this out.
Let's see, let's go dance now, you know, let's go
you know this herd. After this, I was like this
is over. I was like, man, I had to call

(01:43):
it a day. I went to the bathroom and I
went over there and crecked up as good as I
could have. It was the worst, and I just had
to tell her, you know, I'm start going to end
the date. And she was just like what's Like why,
Like what's going on? It's like it was a good
time and it was so weird because I couldn't even
come up with an excuse. It was like like I
couldn't like yeah, so I'm looking like why, I'm like,
I just have to I'm like. She was like, what's
the probably looked at me like I was crazy, Wow,

(02:06):
you have to? So yeah, it was so sad. I haven't.
It was sad though all these years I've noticed girl
for ten years.

Speaker 1 (02:14):
Oh you still know her?

Speaker 2 (02:17):
I wish I didn't, But now I was like what
I did the patient. I don't know. Maybe with the
ten years was like waiting to only get a chance
to go out with her and just just let it out.

Speaker 1 (02:30):
But it was You're like a little puppy, you are
so excitedly.

Speaker 2 (02:36):
I'm cute and dirty. I'm cute and dirty. They look
could have so bad.

Speaker 1 (02:41):
Thanks for your dirty little secret. Take care, thank you?

Speaker 2 (02:46):
All right?

Speaker 1 (02:47):
Hello, Ry, Hey, what's up? You have a dirty little secret?

Speaker 3 (02:51):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (02:52):
So my dirty little secret is I've actually stolen toilet
paper from my job.

Speaker 1 (03:00):
Was a regular occurrence for me in college. I still do.

Speaker 4 (03:05):
No like I'm I'm in I'm in charge of like
ordering it for the office, like I ordered a bunch
of office supplies, and I like purposely like order myself
some and like some other stuff, but mostly toilet paper.

Speaker 1 (03:17):
Yeah, that's just the job. Did they get fancy toilet paper.

Speaker 2 (03:20):
At your job?

Speaker 1 (03:21):
Yeah, well, I mean I choose it, so yes.

Speaker 4 (03:25):
Ex plus Yeah that's nice.

Speaker 1 (03:30):
Toilet paper is expensive these days, yeah it is. Well,
I felt that that's a good dirty little secret. Could
be a crappy yeah, thank you, thank you for telling
us your dirty little secret. Really a pad choke.

Speaker 2 (03:41):
You're welcome.

Speaker 1 (03:43):
What's your dirty little secret?