Roommate’s Dad Wanted to Watch

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Speaker 1 (00:01):
Jewbles dirty Little Secret.

Speaker 2 (00:03):
Hello, Hello, Hey, you have a dirty little secret.

Speaker 1 (00:07):
Yeah, it's more of a confession, but I just want
to say I believe you guys called me. I'm excited.

Speaker 2 (00:14):
Yeah, we get your confession. Yeah, what is it?

Speaker 1 (00:17):
Okay, So there's this girl right that I've been like,
we're like really good friends now. But this happened like
last year, and we went to the bar, you know,
we did our things, got drunk whatever, right, we went
we went back to her house and we were, you know,
in the I guess, in the mood or whatever. So

(00:39):
and everything is going good or whatever. And so she
lives with the roommate, and her roommate's parents were there
and we're in her room doing the thing, you know
what I mean, doing the deed or whatever.

Speaker 2 (00:51):
Well, the parents are in the next room.

Speaker 1 (00:54):
Yeah, I don't know where they were. I think one
of them was in the living room or I don't know. Okay, So,
you know, everything's going good, you know, we're doing our thing.
Out of nowhere, out of the corner of my eye,
I see someone walk in the room, and I wasn't
like paying too much attention, and then I turned over
and he spoke Spanish. I'm not a really good Spanish speaker,

(01:16):
and he asked me a question. I was like, what
the hell? So I like brushed him out, like, you know,
like a hand gesture like get out.

Speaker 3 (01:22):
Yeah, Pool literally pulled like damnar, pulled his pants down,
and asked if he could watch us in the middle
of it, and told us he would give us fifty
dollars if he let us watch.

Speaker 1 (01:35):
Oh my god, let him watch.

Speaker 2 (01:37):
What did you do with the fifty bucks?

Speaker 4 (01:39):
What he's her dad, dad of the roommates out of.

Speaker 3 (01:46):
The roommate, Yeah, oh my god, what did you say?

Speaker 2 (01:49):
Yeah? What did you say?

Speaker 1 (01:51):
Obviously we told him to get the hell out?

Speaker 2 (01:53):
Oh yeah, obviously, Oh my god. Did the roommate tell
her roommate that her dad did that?

Speaker 1 (02:01):
So we told him to get out. And then the
girl I was with, obviously we were.

Speaker 3 (02:06):
Both tripped out.

Speaker 1 (02:07):
We were like what the hell and we obviously we
immediately stopped like we're not finishing after that, like that's
just weird.

Speaker 2 (02:13):
Yeah, taking it all the way down.

Speaker 1 (02:16):
Yeah, it was crazy.

Speaker 2 (02:19):
And so did the roommate do anything about it? Like
I would pretty sure I'd freak out of my dad,
who would never do that. But yeah, she.

Speaker 1 (02:28):
Actually, I guess they got into like a fight afterwards,
like actually like this bought and it was insane.

Speaker 2 (02:34):
Oh my gosh. Wait the girl and the dad, Oh
my gosh.

Speaker 1 (02:38):
Yeah, they got into a huge like first it started
off as an argument, then they just they just started
throwing hands. It was crazy.

Speaker 2 (02:45):
Wow, that's an eventful house.

Speaker 3 (02:47):
That is messy.

Speaker 2 (02:49):
Thank you for telling us your little secret.

Speaker 1 (02:52):
Absolutely hopefully this goes on kicktok here.

Speaker 2 (02:57):
We got you. Don't worry. Hello, Hello, Hey, what's up?
You have a dirty little secret?

Speaker 3 (03:04):
I do?

Speaker 2 (03:05):
I do? Sweet?

Speaker 3 (03:06):
What is it?

Speaker 4 (03:08):
So? The dirty little secret is a girl that I
used to work with.

Speaker 1 (03:12):
Oh this is heartworking.

Speaker 4 (03:14):
Actually, So a girl that I used to work with
was dating a guy and he was sleeping with her sister.
And I've known about it this entire time.

Speaker 1 (03:24):
She was somewhat of a friend.

Speaker 4 (03:25):
Of mine and I haven't told her. I have a
different job that I keep in contact just you know,
we're acquaintances. We're not like friends' friends, and I don't
want to be pulled into the drama. Yea, but yeah,
he's had an affair with her sister and they've been
together for like five years.

Speaker 2 (03:42):
Oh wow, I have to tell her, right, I don't know.
I would say yes, like, how do you know? Did
somebody tell you? Like, how do you know?

Speaker 4 (03:54):
I saw receipts, I saw messages, I fall snapted conversation.

Speaker 1 (04:00):
Oh yeah, like I know all the details.

Speaker 4 (04:03):
Maybe not I would want to know. Yeah yeah, maybe
I also don't want to be drawn into a dream.

Speaker 2 (04:11):
I mean, I guess you don't really have to be
brought into the drama if you just let her know
and then remove yourself from it. Right then they how you, Well,
you don't work with her anymore, so you're kind of
somewhere else.

Speaker 1 (04:23):
That's true.

Speaker 4 (04:23):
Yeah, I'm somewhere else. The bad part about it is
if it looks like a random personal would have already
told her, but because of your sister. Yeah, and they
seem to have such a great relationship.

Speaker 1 (04:33):
But like that's so messed us.

Speaker 2 (04:36):
Yeah, and she thinks that.

Speaker 1 (04:37):
The relationship is great.

Speaker 2 (04:39):
She has no idea you should tell her. Actually it's
not fair. Yeah, well, thank you for telling us your
little secret.

Speaker 4 (04:46):
It's way on me, So I think I'm going to
tell her, but yeah, that's not dirty little secret.

Speaker 2 (04:50):
Thank you.

Speaker 4 (04:51):
Thanks, You're welcome.

Speaker 2 (04:53):
By good luck. What's your dirty little secret,

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