The Case of the Disappearing Chinchilla

When her boyfriend left town and put her in charge of his beloved pet chinchilla, everything seemed fine—until Herman vanished. What happened next involves a cracked window, a panicked pet store visit, and one very confused boyfriend who now believes something scientifically impossible.

In this hilarious and jaw-dropping episode of Dirty Little Secret, discover how one tiny mix-up turned into the greatest chinchilla cover-up of all time.

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:02):
Dirty little secret.

Speaker 2 (00:03):
Hello, Hello, Hey, you have a dirty little secret.

Speaker 1 (00:07):
I do have a dirty little secrets. Okay, So my
boyfriend he had to go out of town for work
for a whole month, and he left me in charge
of his pet chinchilla.

Speaker 2 (00:22):
Oh okay, tho a dope.

Speaker 1 (00:25):
Yeah, his name's Herman. He's cute. And you know, it
has like its enclosure and you can't really transport it.
So I was just going over to his place and
like feeding it and taking care of it and all
that stuff. But so one day I go and I
noticed that the I hadn't closed the door on the enclosure,

(00:46):
and the tinchilla he wasn't in there. I didn't see him.
Oh okay, you lost tinchilla. Huh. Yeah. And I also
like his apartment gets kind of stuffy and so like
he always says the window cracks. The window it was
caught too, and yeah, so yeah, so I I, you know,

(01:10):
I can't keep going every day. And I'm like, so like,
I decided to leave food out. It's like not just
an enclosure, but like also out in the like in
the living room in case like he rogue, like but
I don't see, and it's like like a week and
a half, so you know, I was leaving food out,
but like I also like couldn't remember, you know, and

(01:32):
I like I couldn't really gauge whether or not like
the food was going down because I like I left
him like a lot of food because I'm like, he
was probably hungry if he's like, oh.

Speaker 2 (01:40):
You know, so I don't know.

Speaker 1 (01:44):
And it was like, my he was going to come
home in like a week, and I panicked, and so
I got him a new chinchilla.

Speaker 2 (01:51):
Okay, like one that looks like his other one.

Speaker 1 (01:53):
Yeah, and well he's like pictures of it on his Instagram.
So I was like, okay, and I like the marketings
and I think I got one that looks pretty similar,
you know. I mean I'm not a techilla expert, you know,
I've learned a lot. So he's been back now for
one week, and like two days ago he called me
and he thinks that the first chinchilla had a baby

(02:16):
and that it's somehow magically the same.

Speaker 2 (02:18):
Size because the other togilla showed up. Yeah, and he
thinks it had a baby that's the same side. But
does he know how babies work?

Speaker 1 (02:32):
No, Well, I just got it. Do I have to
tell him.

Speaker 2 (02:35):
I can't tell him, No, I think you just let
him think that It'silla magically had a baby.

Speaker 1 (02:39):
Yeah. Yeah, I don't think I'm gonna tell him because
it's just like so cute that he's like naive that
he thinks, you know, Herman is a she after all
and had a baby. I like that narrative better than
I lied about it, that.

Speaker 2 (02:53):
He doesn't know how babies are, all right, thank you
for telling us. You're a little secret.

Speaker 1 (02:57):
You're welcome.

Speaker 2 (02:59):
What's your dirty little secret.