The Office Microwave “Broke”… Then It Followed Him Home 😳

On this episode of Jubal’s Dirty Little Secret, one anonymous caller admits to a workplace habit that started small—and quietly spiraled out of control. What began as a “broken” office microwave turned into a pattern no one saw coming, all hiding in plain sight.

As the confession unfolds, listeners are left wondering how far this secret actually goes and how no one at the office has caught on yet. It’s equal parts shocking, hilarious, and oddly impressive, making this one Dirty Little Secret you won’t want to miss.

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:01):
Jubiles dirty little Secret. Hello, Hey, you have a dirty
little secret?

Speaker 2 (00:08):
Yoh yeah, I do. Sweet.

Speaker 1 (00:09):
What is it?

Speaker 2 (00:11):
So? I work at a small office and I've been
kind of taking appliances home from the office under the
guy that they think that.

Speaker 1 (00:22):
They're broken appliances like microwaves and stuff.

Speaker 2 (00:27):
Yeah. Yeah, that's kind of the gist of it. So
it started like they got this microwave that had I
had already been looking at that I'm like wanting to
get for myself, and they bought it for the office,
and like it hadn't been there that long, and I
was like, I wonder what would happen if I just
like unplugged, you know, and I'm plumbing it and they're like,

(00:47):
oh no, something loves me wrong with it. And I
was like I know, and you know, I eventually took
the court and just moved it to another spot just
you know, see what, you know, what anybody would do
about it. So I was like, hey, no one's gonna
want it is you guys were like heated some food
up in it. You know, maybe I should just like
throw it out, you know, I'll take it down if
you guys want to go ahead and order another one.

(01:07):
You know, and my boss didn't care. He's kind of
careless about stuff like that. So they like got another
microwave that I like, said that I was taking it
down to the dumps that nobody wants to go to
to throw it out, and I just kind of put
it in my car and brought it home, and you know,
I was like, you know, I got the microwave I wanted.
And that's kind of how it started.

Speaker 1 (01:29):
They didn't think just to plug it back in.

Speaker 2 (01:32):
No, I guess not. I don't know why they wouldn't.
Just like we're not a huge office. Man, it's not
a lot of people there. And I mean, I guess
nobody really thought to do that because.

Speaker 1 (01:43):
Started, how is it going so far?

Speaker 2 (01:46):
What else did you get? Well, I mean like we
had this water filter, like this water to serve the filter,
and I was like, I thought it'd be cool to
have one of those at my house. Well, I mean
I just just like, you know, they've got the money,
you know what I mean.

Speaker 1 (02:02):
Up with the vacuum, They got a dice in though a.

Speaker 2 (02:06):
Vacuum. Man, I wasn't even thinking about the vacuum. I mean,
I already got the fridge. You got a yeah, man,
I mean I started looking at YouTube videos. I mean,
I've been learning stuff just I mean, I figured out
how to take certain parts and put them right backjacked.

Speaker 1 (02:25):
The whole refrigerator from work, starts with appliances, moves to cars.

Speaker 2 (02:30):
I mean, it's a really nice fridge. You've got you know,
seen the ones. You've seen the ones with the screen
on it, you know, and like just the touch screen
has got double doors, it's got the freezer that pulls out.

Speaker 1 (02:40):
You should just work in the Best Buy. At this point,
the whole store is broken. Oh thank you for your
dirty little secret.

Speaker 2 (02:49):
I hope you don't. Thanks.

Speaker 1 (02:53):
What's your dirty little secret?

Speaker 2 (02:55):
Sex shoe bowl? So four one oh sixty one