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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Another gorgeous fry Ye here on the Tony and Dwight Show,
brought to you by the Kentucky Office of Highway Safety.
Please buckle up, put the phone down, and head on
out and see us at the hot tub place, Southern
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of a hot tub that is out front. That is,
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that's the hot tub for me. I will send a
picture out a little bit later. It's a little bit
more traditional nineteen seventies looking hot tub, and I'm in
Dwight likes the more spaceship type hot tub. But they
got deals going on as low as one hundred bucks
a month. You gotta love that one. Orright, I'm sorry,
he's low as eighty dollars a month here at Southern
(00:44):
Comfort Hot Tubs. First day of school, Dwight set you
want to join the show or headset? Yeah, it's it's.
Speaker 2 (00:54):
Uh, it's actually nix, Dwight.
Speaker 1 (00:56):
It's nine oh six bro. Yeah. Uh. He literally was
on his phone without his head set on, texting his
teenage girlfriend friends. Oh my god, dude, are you serious?
You are blue? You're blue? Okay, put it online, put
(01:17):
it on the button on the side. Oh, gay, idols,
now try okay, now try there you go, there you go, Angel,
You're right there. Stop yep, okay, all right, all right,
so you set that okay, all right, enough with the engineering,
(01:41):
enough enough, all right, here we go, here we go.
Speaker 3 (01:44):
All right.
Speaker 1 (01:44):
So you set the over under yesterday for the last
kid dropped off at and the time the last kid
was dropped off was it was under? Okay, Well let's
go with Uh. I mean I can't I'm.
Speaker 2 (01:57):
Still not plugged in. I don't know if you can
tell or not.
Speaker 1 (02:00):
Oh it's not no, hang on, hang on, hang on.
Speaker 2 (02:02):
Hang sounds like he's shouting from across the room.
Speaker 1 (02:05):
Oh well he's now in yellow.
Speaker 2 (02:10):
Oh there we go. He's here there. Welcome to the show, Dwight.
Speaker 3 (02:12):
Okay, hey, thank you, let me pop these down. All right,
here we go, all right.
Speaker 1 (02:16):
So, yeah, that's.
Speaker 3 (02:17):
What the uh JCPS propag machine.
Speaker 1 (02:21):
All right, So Dwight doesn't want to admit that it
was the under six fifteen.
Speaker 3 (02:26):
Yeah, it since win it's getting six thirty something. But
so when's win is getting a child home from school
at six thirty A win? Uh? That is that where
we seriously, well, is that how far we've come? Well? Yes, uh, yeah,
your technology comes and we advance and advance and every other
but yeah, JCPS slides back every single year.
Speaker 1 (02:46):
We don't know what time they went to school or whatever.
School is that because they do have stagger time. So
if if you have it dropped off later.
Speaker 3 (02:53):
School that starts at like eleven o'clock in the Afterno.
Speaker 1 (02:56):
They one, it starts at ten. I think that really? Yeah,
and then they and they go later than the two forty.
Speaker 3 (03:01):
Can they not recognize just like, you know, go and
get your driver's license. It was easier in the seventies eighties.
Just go back to the way it was still trying
to be cutey wootsie. Okay, you know all these different
stars times.
Speaker 1 (03:13):
I know you're trying to get your job back as
the bus route supervisor. But that's gone. No, it's not either,
yes it is, Well, you have no chance. And by
the way, I'll be sending a picture out here in
a minute. Dwight is the least matched person ever when
it comes to clothing and today, Oh, Austin is already
tweeting it out. Uhas he walks in with an entire
(03:37):
outfit of white and black. So the T shirt white
and black, shorts white, his watch, his electronic smart watch
is white and black. The boot is black, and his
backpack is black. I'm so proud of you right now.
You look like a target ad first day of school,
and it's.
Speaker 3 (03:56):
All dumb luck because all I do is our Here's
if truth be told. What I do is I do
all my laundry. It sits in the dryer, and then
the come of a morning, I just reach in until
I find a pair of underwear. Pull that out. Now
I find a pair of shorts, pull that out, and
I'll pull a shirt out. So it's all luckily. Maybe
play the lottery today.
Speaker 1 (04:17):
Back off, ladies, He's all okay. So Saint Joe's Picnic
is this weekend. One hundred and seventy five years or so.
These are the most vulnerable kids that are in the system.
Dwight and I have discussed this with Saint Joe's many times,
and the stories of you. You cannot wrap your brain
around how abused some of these children are or have
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been by whoever their caregiver has been. So Saint Joe's
and again in an aging facility, there off Frankfurt Avenue.
Speaker 3 (04:49):
Or is this the one that closes out the entire summer?
Speaker 1 (04:52):
This is it?
Speaker 3 (04:52):
This is it? Right? Yeah?
Speaker 1 (04:53):
This is the last Catholic summer picnic. And it's basically
everybody all combines to help out with this one a
couple of days Friday Saturday, Yeah, Friday Saturday. But they
did get rid of the chicken and dinner.
Speaker 3 (05:06):
Really yeah. I don't know what's what's going on with
the Catholic Church and Big Chicken. Is there some kind
of thing with a Vatican and Big Chicken? No?
Speaker 1 (05:15):
I don't know.
Speaker 3 (05:16):
You know, they've always been on they haven't been on
great terms.
Speaker 1 (05:19):
M okay, So Saint Joe's pickna get out there if
you want, you and h and help out the kids.
I do want to say, uh, McDonald's McDonald's. McDonald's should
serve their fries the entire time, the entire day. It
shouldn't matter you serve diet coach in the morning. You
(05:39):
should have fries available in the morning. Am I wrong?
Speaker 3 (05:42):
No, you're an anarchist, I am yeah. Why would you
want French fries served with your mcgriddle?
Speaker 2 (05:48):
Are you on the hash brown right now?
Speaker 3 (05:50):
Mister Venetia. What's Yeah, what's wrong with you? Man?
Speaker 1 (05:52):
What is it?
Speaker 3 (05:53):
What have you got against? Big hash brown? Hash?
Speaker 1 (05:56):
Browns and fries are not even the same family?
Speaker 3 (05:58):
Yes they are. No, they're in a patatole.
Speaker 1 (06:00):
No, they're not a gender of French fries.
Speaker 3 (06:03):
No, well we don't see gender on this show, first
of all. Second though, yeah, other than patato.
Speaker 1 (06:12):
I'm telling you, one of my favorite things to do
is get the large fry in a large diet coke
middle of the day. It's a good snack. I would
like it in the morning. How hard is that?
Speaker 3 (06:20):
Hey, Austin from WMZ, you don't know. I have a
mic on. But is that a heart smart snack? It
doesn't sound very heart smart, does it. No, it doesn't
sound me either.
Speaker 1 (06:28):
Okay, I don't eat the whole. It's just a couple
of fries to give me the taste.
Speaker 3 (06:33):
And necessarily wasn't directed to you, mister heart attack.
Speaker 1 (06:36):
But I was at lunch yesterday.
Speaker 3 (06:41):
Yeah, I know, the John Bergen lunch. And you know what,
I really don't care about your stupid John Bergen lunch
because I was at John Bergen's older, better looking, smarter
brothers meeting and you know, where we went.
Speaker 1 (06:54):
What Jeff Ruby's it's not true.
Speaker 3 (06:57):
And you know what, Chris Phoebe's boss when we walked
in spare no expense. So I'm glad you had fun
with the guy that I went with his understudy.
Speaker 1 (07:08):
It was a little sad when you text the whole
table and said, hey, I'm still available, I'm in the
name text.
Speaker 3 (07:14):
The whole table. I texted you did you share that
with the table?
Speaker 1 (07:17):
And it was it's a little yeah, a little bit.
Speaker 3 (07:19):
You're why would you do that? Man?
Speaker 1 (07:23):
I was so sad about it. I was just like,
look at this.
Speaker 3 (07:25):
I was in the area. All was saying, well, I
was in the area, and if you were dying.
Speaker 1 (07:29):
There got admit he tries. Uh So anyway, I also
got the during the lunch, I got the little notice
from my my super smart watch.
Speaker 3 (07:39):
Yeah I got one of those two now. But I've got.
Speaker 1 (07:42):
Gunfire near Jefferson County Public School.
Speaker 3 (07:44):
Oh who could have saw that one coming.
Speaker 1 (07:46):
A bus stop? And it's we all to a person,
everybode at the table went on the first day.
Speaker 3 (07:53):
Were any of you all really shocked though?
Speaker 1 (07:55):
No, No, nobody was. Nobody was really shocked about the
whole thing. Other than that. It seemed like a I.
Speaker 3 (08:01):
Will say this though. They did find the guy that
did that, and JCPIS issued him a frowny face sticker.
Speaker 1 (08:08):
Oh so that he has been.
Speaker 3 (08:11):
I know he has his parents. Well, they didn't tell
his parents this time. It's just an internal frowning face.
Speaker 1 (08:18):
I get it, I get it. The shooting happened around
eight o seven am between nine the nine hundred block
eleven hundred block of West Chestnut Street, UH, near Central
High School.
Speaker 3 (08:28):
It just goes to show the sayings it's true, nothing
good ever happens. After seven thirty am.
Speaker 1 (08:33):
Police said man fired a gun around one thousand block
of West chest Nuts before fleeing on foot. The kids
and the parents that were standing at the bus stop
took off running and it was kind of a quite
a quite a scene there on their first day.
Speaker 3 (08:46):
So think about this, Think about going back to that
bus stop as a child this morning, right, you got
to right and that because that dumb ass if a
car backfire's got forbid.
Speaker 1 (09:00):
Yeah, it's just I can't believe it's gotten uh. And
then I'm minding the story right now. I couldn't find
it at the top, but I saw it later in
the late news last night there was a four year
old that was caught in a cross fire and was
shot yesterday at eleven am. Four year old four year old.
Speaker 3 (09:21):
Well, you know, thank you Louile with Judges for keeping
these scumbags out on the streets. It's all I could say.
Speaker 1 (09:27):
Okay, So, uh this weekend? Uh, what do you got? Played, buddy,
what do you got? You have any official You're the
arm candy for Legislator Susan Tywitt.
Speaker 3 (09:38):
We've been out every single night this this week. Yeah,
you could tell yeah, because you look terrible. I got Yeah,
you look terrible. I have bags in my eyes.
Speaker 1 (09:46):
I got Samson nights on the like on a Monday,
you might Monday or Tuesday you look fifty seven and
then at the end of the week you look sixty seven.
Look at everybody. I say that the nicest way.
Speaker 3 (09:56):
Well, well, I appreciate I didn't take that the wrong way.
Right tonight, we're going out to Baranhos tomorrow. If my
neighbors are listening, I will be button naked by the
swimming pool all day long with my wife and my
dog both humiliated.
Speaker 1 (10:11):
And the fence is still up.
Speaker 3 (10:13):
Yeah, I would like to open the gate. There's no
shame in my game. Man. Listen, if the neighbors don't
want to look, they ain't got to look. Man, you
know what I'm saying. I didn't want to build the
fence to begin with. My neighbors offered Susan. They said, hey,
we know you got to do something covered hot tub.
Why don't we build a privacy fence for you. I'm like, no,
that's not necessary. They said, no, no, we insist.
Speaker 1 (10:34):
We crusade for children Trivia. A little bit later, the
mayor will be here at eleven thirty out here on
Preston Highway to discuss everything that's going on. Plenty to
talk about as we move forward. I will say this,
as I was watching the news last night, there were
this is why there is a distrust with the general
(10:57):
public and for the normal voter and normal person that
watches the news. So one of the stations comes back
and they do fifteen seconds. The anchors there with their
little thing, and she says fifteen seconds, deadpan, Apple's making
a two point five billion dollar investment in Kentucky that
(11:19):
will create two hundred and fifty jobs. Pause, and then
three minute segment on how tariffs are crushing the economy.
Trump's bad numbers. They actually had a they actually had
a small business owner crying on camera that she doesn't
know how she's going to move forward from the everyday
(11:42):
stress of the tariffs. And I said, Jack and I
looked at each other and go, this is why. This
is why, Because again the two stories are connected, and
you do a fifteen seconds two point five billion tariffs
are destroying your grandmother's kitchen.
Speaker 3 (12:02):
Anybody whose eyes are not open now will never be open.
This is why you're blinded by hate for a man.
Speaker 1 (12:09):
But what isn't there someone in the newsroom that goes,
what are we doing?
Speaker 3 (12:14):
Right?
Speaker 1 (12:15):
What are we doing? Absolutely, I don't understand a producer
whoever runs the station that watches these these the news?
Speaker 3 (12:22):
Why why?
Speaker 1 (12:23):
I don't know how you it's so stark, it's unbelievable.
And then you ask why, uh, people don't trust the
news man. It's just like, okay, come on, you're just
supposed to deliver the news. A matter of fact, it
have been a great story if you connected the two. Okay,
it is a hardship on some small business owners, but
(12:44):
you got Apple Building putting two point five billion in
the economy in Kentucky. So it's connected. It's good and bad.
No policies are completely good or completely bad. It's just ridiculous.
I had to mention it because it pissed me off
so bad last night. Sorry, that's okay, I'll move on.
Speaker 3 (13:00):
That's okay. It's okay to get a little Dwight Anger
in you every once in a while. I've been Dwight
old week. You have it, and I don't like it.
One it's directed to me, Maybe I should.
Speaker 1 (13:09):
Well, you treat the ones you love the worst.
Speaker 3 (13:12):
I love you, Susan, and it shows God.
Speaker 1 (13:16):
We have no God lover.
Speaker 3 (13:18):
Last night? Oh taking me to a baseball game?
Speaker 1 (13:21):
Oh, bless your heart? All right? So Southern comfort hot tub,
Oh babe, This one right here, that's.
Speaker 3 (13:28):
The what everybody wants. That's the one Austin wants. Yes,
and by the way, the one that the one that
he's talking about.
Speaker 1 (13:33):
It's like a circle type, it's a barrel.
Speaker 3 (13:35):
Yeah, it looks like something you would see it in
Japanese garden. Correct, it's surrounded, it's it's round, it's surrounded
by seats as a storage.
Speaker 1 (13:44):
Fitstad It's perfect what we're.
Speaker 3 (13:47):
Describing now, this beautiful hot tub. The beautiful hot tub
we're talking about right now. Ninety six dollars a month,
that's what we're talking about a month, not less than
Come on, that's what I'm here's a new one for you. Yes,
that's what I'm spraying.
Speaker 1 (14:01):
You know what that price is, spoongy, it's spooge. Hey,
you know what that price is, spooge, spooge.
Speaker 3 (14:06):
That's what I'm spraying. Right man, we sound like one
of our twenties.
Speaker 1 (14:09):
We are so cool. Yeah, we're very cool. But they
have every design of hot tubs. You know that. You
get your hot tub stuff here, which is defectors and
all that.
Speaker 3 (14:18):
By the way, I'm gonna get some renew and some
Spot fifty six for the Uh.
Speaker 1 (14:22):
Sometimes you do stuff that's accurate and sometimes you don't.
Just Susan, allow you to put the light stuff in
the hot tub.
Speaker 3 (14:28):
Listen. Taking care of the that's a good point. Taking
care of these hot tubs is so easy. That's my job. Whoa,
I'm the dumbest got in.
Speaker 1 (14:36):
That's like that. Even a caveman can do it.
Speaker 3 (14:38):
Here is the intelligence level, Susan, lemmy are, But I'm
right there with the fight.
Speaker 1 (14:45):
Let's be honest. The Fighter student was related. The crazy
thing is that you got a bumper sticken for your car.
My Fighters plant is a but.
Speaker 3 (14:54):
You know we name the Fighters out of a great
smart person named Alfred Einstein.
Speaker 1 (15:00):
M M all right, let's go to break as we
start one of our Friday shows. Where again I don't
want to I don't want to remind. We have to
remind you every once in a while. We do not
really give it a lot of effort on Friday shows.
So we just we're a casual Friday show.
Speaker 3 (15:18):
And this morning I may be running a little bit slow.
Speaker 1 (15:22):
Really, you had your phone up, I had the entire open,
I was s teaching and had no effort of putting
the headset on it. All. I went, boy, today is
gonna suck.
Speaker 3 (15:33):
I thought you were on the air. I thought you
were just talking to John Oden. Just bs and a goof,
and I'm like, man, will do you just keep it
down just for a little bit, toll we go on
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hang on, I can't what it sounds nineties.
Speaker 2 (17:23):
It's great white. It is from the nineties. House of
Broken Love.
Speaker 3 (17:27):
Hell I broke my love.
Speaker 1 (17:31):
Just a reminder, we are fourteen and oh rolling into Friday.
Will John Alden finally win one?
Speaker 2 (17:39):
What's happening?
Speaker 1 (17:40):
All right?
Speaker 2 (17:41):
But I've said that everyone have a warning.
Speaker 1 (17:43):
I have a warning for all illegal aliens. You might
as well just self deport.
Speaker 3 (17:48):
Now.
Speaker 1 (17:48):
I'll tell you why.
Speaker 3 (17:50):
It is just a tease.
Speaker 1 (17:51):
No, I'm gonna see it right now. I'm gonna say
it right now.
Speaker 3 (17:54):
But I thought maybe we could tease it.
Speaker 1 (17:56):
And do you want to tease it?
Speaker 3 (17:57):
Well, that would give us a reason to play the genesis.
Speaker 1 (17:59):
So you've never teased anyone in your life? Like, I'll
give it to you right now.
Speaker 3 (18:03):
I don't have the patience. I know somebody that's willing
to go home with me, okay, but don't you want
to ik maybe wait a while because you know each other.
Speaker 1 (18:14):
All right, there's a you want to do it now,
you want me to tease it and uh whatever because
they're in trouble there. All right, I'm tea I'm getting
yelled at by John Olden.
Speaker 3 (18:25):
Oh no, no, no, no no, I just hit an
update on spoting. Crap, what am I doing? No? Stop, man, stop.
Speaker 1 (18:31):
Sometimes Dwight doesn't understand what's in his head coming out
of his mouth like he's his thoughts become out loud.
All right, we're gonna take a short break. I'll tell
you why illegal aliens are big trouble, and.
Speaker 3 (18:45):
We'll come back with Genesis. Illegal aliens will say that
it's no fun.
Speaker 1 (18:51):
I was with b K Plumbing Supply yesterday, John dude,
And now, okay.
Speaker 3 (18:57):
Wait, I was with John Bergen's better looking martyr brother,
that's and we had a better time.
Speaker 1 (19:04):
And by the way, he had the big Miami Vice
look going on. So we had the turquoise shirt and
the white dress dinner jacket. When the hair was like
perfect and it never moved. It's close to like Linen,
It's like Lenen. He was Don Johnson. You know Don Johnson, what.
Speaker 3 (19:16):
Percentage of males in the entire world can pull off Linen.
Speaker 1 (19:20):
One person, one one person. So he's going to have
a tent at the Wine on the River event, of
course he is. He's gonna we were like John Bergen
or Don Johnson, whatever we're calling you. You're gonna kill
it with these drunk wine drinking.
Speaker 3 (19:36):
This will be the first. This will be the first
Wine on the River where there's gonna be all tons
of wine left over because all the all the females
there's gonna be standing at John's booth going.
Speaker 1 (19:47):
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And I'll explain a little bit later of all the
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Speaker 3 (20:04):
Now, I got a pickle bucket toilet. Wait, no, it's
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Speaker 1 (21:14):
Yes, illegal aliens, better self support. Now, I got I
got a scary something coming to you.
Speaker 3 (21:20):
Hang on, can you close out this? John Bergen's better looking? Frank?
Speaker 1 (21:32):
Is this genesis? Or Phil?
Speaker 2 (21:34):
It's this genesis?
Speaker 3 (21:35):
Alright? And I love all the AI. Phil Collins is
in the hospital and on social media, every other person
in the world is posting these AI pictures of like
Paul McCartney singing to them. I'm like, can you really
not tell these are fake? No?
Speaker 1 (21:53):
I mean, I'm telling you some of them are very,
very hard.
Speaker 3 (21:55):
But obviously the ones they're posting, it looks like a cartoon.
I'm like, oh, it's right.
Speaker 1 (22:01):
So I teased. I teased before the break that illegal
aliens are in big trouble and you might as well
just self deport. Now why why? Because Superman is now
going to become an ice agent. Dean Kine Dean Kane,
I played Superman in the nineteen nineties, says he is
training to become an ice agent right now.
Speaker 3 (22:22):
Okay, I gotta look this up there, Dean Kine, that
worth right? Oh yeah, was see a movie started just
like a televison.
Speaker 1 (22:28):
I'm going to say twelve million dollars?
Speaker 3 (22:30):
Okay, Oh, we did a couple of movies. He's he's
a year older than me.
Speaker 1 (22:34):
He's or no, how old am I fifty seven?
Speaker 3 (22:37):
Okay, he's two years old?
Speaker 1 (22:38):
Then? Oh he's fifty nine. Yeah, yeah, that's a little
old to be starting a new career as an Ice agent,
but Superman. Yes, Dean Kane says he is going to
become an Ice agent to help out the trumpel minie.
Speaker 3 (22:51):
For okay, oh, ten million dollars not bad.
Speaker 1 (22:54):
Ah, I nailed it. I said twelve.
Speaker 3 (22:56):
You said twelve. Pretty good. Okay. So here's the play though.
If you're Dan kne you gotta wear a suit every
day with the Superman underneath, and then when your division
gets the call, you gotta call it Superman.
Speaker 1 (23:08):
Yes, as a distraction if anything, oh, Superman, and then
everyone comes around Superman. You can just get him on.
Speaker 3 (23:15):
But that also means that we also need to find
a uh an illegal alien, give him the origin story,
and have a super villain.
Speaker 1 (23:23):
Even though Superman is an alien. Dunt dunt dumpy.
Speaker 3 (23:29):
Yeah, yeah, but he got all his papers. I did he.
I saw him swear in a four Street Live. It
was like two weeks ago.
Speaker 1 (23:35):
Man, I don't know.
Speaker 3 (23:36):
Yeah, all the crypt Kryptonite people were there. They're green,
so you could pick them out really easy. Well, well,
could I for another thing to be scared about? Yeah,
flash eating bacteria surging in some coastal states.
Speaker 1 (23:48):
All it's gonna do is get in your nose or
your pee or you yeah, well that's too. That's on
the Amazon and the Congo. You get something swims up.
There's a bug that swims up your urethra.
Speaker 3 (24:00):
Youurethraw, yes, yourreth re frame. Yeah yeah, uh yeah, I
know that. Mek dysentery. Ok. What look, you know what's
not in the swimming pool at the swim up bar
sharks and flesh eating bacteria.
Speaker 1 (24:14):
I think, is there nothing scarier than flesh eating bacteria?
And if you've seen pictures of it, oh listen, it
is actually terrifying.
Speaker 3 (24:22):
It is terrifying. So this goes back to what I
was on the Rocky and Troy Morning Show on WQMF.
The very first Star Wars came out, you know, the
third one, not the good.
Speaker 1 (24:32):
One, no number yeah, second set of the.
Speaker 3 (24:35):
One that came out like ninety nine yea.
Speaker 1 (24:37):
Where people were camping out and all that super nerds.
Speaker 3 (24:39):
So we managed to get tickets to the very first
showing and we did Star Wars for Star Wars, and
the whole premise of this was whoever has the worst
scar is going to get the tickets to Star Wars. Ok,
so we have you know, you get your c sections.
You get a lot of guy ahead a you know,
chainsaw on his leg. You know, it's horrific. Cars. Well,
(25:01):
then inn walks a guy on the arm of a
woman and he's got.
Speaker 1 (25:05):
A plastic face on. Oh my god, I'm.
Speaker 3 (25:07):
Gonna remember this as soon as we.
Speaker 1 (25:09):
Oh my god.
Speaker 3 (25:10):
Now the plastic face is just the eyes, the eyebrows,
and the nose, and he's got his mouth.
Speaker 1 (25:14):
I remember this.
Speaker 3 (25:16):
So they bring him into the auditorium where we're holding
the contest. She removes, she removes that plastic piece that
looks like eyes and nose, kind of like a fan
of the opera.
Speaker 1 (25:26):
Stop.
Speaker 3 (25:28):
The inside of his face was scooped out. Oh oh,
and you could see in there and it was all
just skin grafted. I still have nightmares from this thing.
And that was some kind of flesh eating deal.
Speaker 1 (25:41):
And a lot of times they die, like in a
day if they don't get to it or whatever, because
how do you stop a flesh eating.
Speaker 3 (25:47):
Somebody says, hey, we're going to scoop your your face
out and basically you'll have a forehead in the mouth
and then a big indention that goes into your skull.
Speaker 1 (25:54):
Yeah, what would you say, Well, if I'm in my twenties,
I might want to try to live life a little
bit more. But I'm fifty and I've done a lot,
so I'm more of a It's been a good run.
Uh yeah, especially if they gave me a new face
and it looked like yours. I thought you said to
look like Dwight. No, I said, no matter what don't
look like well?
Speaker 3 (26:14):
Hang on.
Speaker 1 (26:15):
So one of Jackie's co workers he had just a
little nick on his knee and he went to Rough River.
He went swimming in rough River. He was in a
hospital for like two weeks. They kept having to scoop
out and infection. And I was like, this is why
I'm not getting in the lake.
Speaker 3 (26:34):
I'm not a lake person. No, I got friends and
that's all they do. I can't wait to go to
the lake. I'm like, really, you ever heard of the
swimming pool? Because you don't even have to own Wonder's
public pools. We would go to those, yeah, because it
was hot.
Speaker 1 (26:47):
Yeah yeah, but you need a boat. Yeah, people are
crazy on boats.
Speaker 3 (26:51):
And then you got to have your wife try to
back the boat trailer and then you're in an argument.
Speaker 1 (26:55):
Next thing, you know, the boats, the boat ramp is
always in containing. Just grab a case of beer and
sit at the boat ramp on a busy week, and
that's on Sunday.
Speaker 3 (27:06):
It's attorney. What you ought to do is just set
up a booth down at every boat ramp on a
Saturday and just hand out cards. Here you go.
Speaker 1 (27:14):
I gotta be honest with you. A boat go, A
boat decision is so.
Speaker 3 (27:18):
I couldn't do it anyway. A flesh eating bacteria is
surging some coaster areas. The words flesh eating on a mourner.
Speaker 1 (27:29):
Is this is this in lakes or oceans? Uh?
Speaker 3 (27:32):
It says that multiple flesh eating bacteria known as okay
here well I'm on yes, vibran Bonaphicas sounds good has
been affecting ocean loving people in North Carolina, Florida, Louisiana,
and in North Carolina. Oh no, I said Oline already
(27:55):
fifty nine illnesses and one death from this flesh eating
virus so far. So far, they're tracing it back to
July thirty first, So I hadn't been that far. Uh.
To this point, there's been eight fatalities total in Florida
and Louisiana combined.
Speaker 1 (28:11):
Are they blaming the warm water. I guess is it
now that it's warm water, now that the bacteria lasts longer.
I don't know.
Speaker 3 (28:17):
They don't explain it. Uh. The doctors say that the
bacteria can destroy tissue and become deadly in fewer than
forty eight hours.
Speaker 1 (28:27):
Yes, yes, if they don't, If you don't get to
a hospital, you're done. And some people get like cut
on their leg, they get the flesh anything, and they're like, hey,
we got You're in the hospital for twenty minutes. They're like,
we're gonna take the leg. You're like, whoa, wha, wha,
what do you want to live? Sir? Yes, buy a
wood peg because that's where we're going.
Speaker 3 (28:47):
I get a job at Long John Silver.
Speaker 1 (28:48):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (28:49):
Yeah, got some damn good Baja hockles.
Speaker 1 (28:52):
I'd like an advanced prosthetic, but it made it make
it look like a pig.
Speaker 3 (28:57):
I would like a leg to turn into a gun.
They have They have that, like the foot comes off
and they have.
Speaker 1 (29:04):
Yeah, they have those.
Speaker 3 (29:05):
Yeah blocking the street, are you? Yeah? Not today.
Speaker 1 (29:10):
People used to put flasks in those things too. They
drink bourbon out of it. What are you doing? He guys?
Speaker 3 (29:17):
Hey, Fred, take your toe off?
Speaker 1 (29:18):
You take your toe off, I'm thirsty.
Speaker 3 (29:21):
That story comes to us from W. R. A. L.
But you know, it's the same thing that it never
pays to leave the basement because uh, you got flash
eating bacteria. And then you know, let's say they go
a different route, let's go in the woods. I've got
two friends that have been bitten by that damn loan
star tick. Yeah, and you just get bit by you
don't know, away that tick bite.
Speaker 1 (29:40):
Who well, no, there's a star on it.
Speaker 3 (29:43):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (29:43):
But my point is if you don't know.
Speaker 3 (29:46):
Yeah, if you don't know, next year you go and
you eat a cheeseburger and then next thing you know,
you're a.
Speaker 1 (29:50):
Co You're dead. My brother in law has been twice
by it.
Speaker 3 (29:53):
My buddy Tim was in a coma in the hospital.
Thought they were gonna thought we were gonna losing. Yeah,
and it's just because of that they finally figured out,
what are you point? How many ticks did we have
on us when we were kids?
Speaker 1 (30:08):
I mean, I mean all of the dumb stuff that
you and I have done, and we would die from
a tick bite. That's kind of embarrassing.
Speaker 3 (30:15):
Uh. Yes. Riley Fulkerson says shaming boating is not cool,
You're not cool, Riley.
Speaker 1 (30:25):
On the Saint Jo's picnic. Saint Jose has food trucks,
of course they do.
Speaker 3 (30:31):
Uh.
Speaker 1 (30:31):
The building used for the chicken dinners has closed because
of a new building for the kids is going in
there perhaps maybe next year, just a.
Speaker 3 (30:39):
Cover story to cover up the few the Vatican is
having with Big Chicken.
Speaker 1 (30:43):
If you ask, that's right in big big food trucks, yeah, big.
Speaker 3 (30:46):
You know do you still have Do you all really
have a gluten free Body of Christ? Substitute for communion?
Speaker 1 (30:54):
We do?
Speaker 3 (30:54):
Do you really? Do you ask for it? No? You
you gotta do it like in advance.
Speaker 1 (30:59):
Because you go up in before and you could see
in the little tin where they're reaching in for it. Yeah,
there'll be something separate and then the person will say
that's mine, and then you give it to them.
Speaker 3 (31:08):
The best news I ever got was the last Catholic
funeral I went to. I said, well, look on this
communion deal. You know you all drank out of the
same wine. It's coden Fluss. And they said, well, well
hang on out to that. They said, what do you
mean you are? And I said, well Catholic. They said,
you're a Catholic and I said no. They said, well,
if you're not Catholic, you're supposed to do an ag.
(31:29):
Yeah you can't, tash. Yeah, that's the best news I
heard all day.
Speaker 1 (31:32):
Yeah, well, at least remember, at least we have real wine.
Some of these churches that do kool aid, we do
grape juice.
Speaker 3 (31:38):
We're not grape juice. We're not Jim Jones.
Speaker 1 (31:40):
I can't remember. But if you're in the pro I
can't remember part of the Bible that Jesus changed anything
to grape juice, or he mentioned the blood of Christ
is grape juice.
Speaker 3 (31:51):
Okay, where does wine come from?
Speaker 1 (31:53):
Grapes?
Speaker 3 (31:54):
Oh? Your honor, the defense rest all this, you direct
your honor sustained. Whatever sustained means. I think that means
you can go. I don't know.
Speaker 1 (32:04):
Come on, real wine, No, real wine?
Speaker 3 (32:06):
What if what if somebody's in the program, they're in
AA you take a sip? No, you don't take a sip?
Speaker 1 (32:11):
All right, didn't deny Christ?
Speaker 3 (32:13):
Tell you don't deny Christ.
Speaker 1 (32:15):
Just take a sip?
Speaker 3 (32:17):
No, if you're the what's wrong? Look?
Speaker 1 (32:19):
You know what the priest has to do if there's
wine left over, Yeah, he has to chug it all
does he really at the end of it, he has
to chug the if let's say there's half a glass
in each one of them, Yeah, he has to start
chugging in around COVID boy. They you know he was
getting Oh my god. Yeah, that's why all priests have
a high tolerance level.
Speaker 3 (32:39):
So they should make him do that in between sermons.
And they're like, you know our church, our church does,
and we're quite small, but a lot of churches have
two sermons in the morning. They do like a nine
thirty eleven thirty. Yeah, make them do it in between,
so the second service is like way more.
Speaker 1 (32:52):
Fun, right, some sermons would be better.
Speaker 3 (32:56):
I got one more Catholic question.
Speaker 1 (32:58):
Yes you all do.
Speaker 3 (33:01):
It's not a sermon. It's called a homble or something. Yeah, okay,
but I was telling them, Susan and correct me if
I'm wrong. Most of y'all's homblies or whatnot, they're like
seven and ten minutes long, and that's it. Yeah. A
man ours is like, you know, uh, Lord of the ring, well,
pastor Brad.
Speaker 1 (33:18):
First of all, you're adding in the time that the
rock band he's on stage playing a lad Zeppelin songlet's
turn into a christ song, get it, get it, we're
jamming for Christ.
Speaker 3 (33:30):
Hey, congregation, let's wrap for a minute.
Speaker 1 (33:33):
I'm Pastor Brad and I'm gonna interpret the Bible today.
Speaker 3 (33:36):
Hey, this is Pastor Brad. Do you think do you
think Noah thought it was clicking clocket to build a
boat in the middle of the desert.
Speaker 1 (33:44):
Do you think school booty and it's cool?
Speaker 3 (33:46):
No, it's not. Uh, it's not cool. Hey, where's my
youth group. Let's get the youth group up here real quick.
Speaker 1 (33:51):
We could the group youth group. I was part of
the youth group. We go to King's Island every summer. Yes,
there's a huge difference to some of these Christian churches
in uh. In the Catholics, we wear robes, we chant,
we like candles.
Speaker 3 (34:06):
We like this. I wear a stone shirt.
Speaker 1 (34:07):
Yeah, you wear a stone shirt. I would if you
walked in with that outfits a church. In my church,
we would all.
Speaker 3 (34:13):
Be like, who's the I hate toys?
Speaker 1 (34:15):
Here here to collect for the homeless? Well with this
hair especially, Oh, no doubt.
Speaker 3 (34:18):
Listen, last time I went to your church, they gave
me a piece of bread and bowl of soup.
Speaker 1 (34:23):
Yeah they did think here, sir, I said, no, no, no, no,
he's my daughter's godfather.
Speaker 3 (34:28):
Stop stop, I'm getting it cut. He's supposed to be
here getting a cut today. Are you happy?
Speaker 1 (34:32):
Yeah, it's getting a little ragged, pretty bad. It's getting
a little ragged yees, pretty ragged.
Speaker 3 (34:35):
Yeah. Hey, let me tell you.
Speaker 1 (34:37):
Starting to look like an older lady from behind, That's
what it's starting to look like.
Speaker 3 (34:41):
Hot, older lady. Just an older lady, I say, Okay,
working on my buns a little kid, so hot, older lady.
Barono's pizza, Baby, it's Louisville Stop pizza, and the pizza
that constantly gives back. And that menu, it expands quicker
than Tony's waistline. Listen to this. How about this man
tryal some of these new menu items. Of course, you've
(35:01):
heard me talk about the Dano cheese and delicious. What
about this apple smoked wings? Bam, That's what I'm talking about.
And of course there's the wit and favorite, the Mama
baronots with red pepper cheeseing, or the Bank Spaghetti Dina
carry out or delivery. Yeah, it's that good. Barono's pizza,
all right.
Speaker 1 (35:19):
Trade Oak Towers third, no Oak Tradon, Noak Towers. It
is a retirement community. I took a tour a couple
of weeks ago, loved it. Gotta be sixty five or
older to move in. They have plenty of different designs
for your condos inside this community, so you can pick
out your own and if you want to redo them
when you get inside, you certainly can. Laundry is included.
(35:40):
They have a movie theater, and a wood shop and
a rooftop bar. Obviously, they have medical supervisors twenty four
hours a day. It is a beautiful facility. It is gigantic,
so you can get lost or not get lost in
this place. That's what I take from it. Call five
eight nine thirty two eleven and ask for a tour.
It's about a block from Saint James Court, so it's
(36:01):
a great neighborhood. Five eight nine thirty two eleven. Call
that number and say I want a tour. If you
take the tour, you'll move in. Trade and Oak Towers.
Speaker 3 (36:09):
From Joey Strader. I wore an Ozzy Osbourne t shirt
to church this past Sunday, so I'm not.
Speaker 4 (36:15):
The So you wore a devil worship worship Ozzie devils
eating bats, yes, yes, spitting blood yeah, good job for you.
Speaker 1 (36:26):
I wonder if Jesus loves that you brought a devil
into his house. News radio eight forty w h A
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Comfort Hot Tubs. First day of school, Dwight set you
want to join the show or headset? Yeah, it's it's.
Speaker 2 (00:54):
Uh, it's actually nix, Dwight.
Speaker 1 (00:56):
It's nine oh six bro. Yeah. Uh. He literally was
on his phone without his head set on, texting his
teenage girlfriend friends. Oh my god, dude, are you serious?
You are blue? You're blue? Okay, put it online, put
(01:17):
it on the button on the side. Oh, gay, idols,
now try okay, now try there you go, there you go, Angel,
You're right there. Stop yep, okay, all right, all right,
so you set that okay, all right, enough with the engineering,
(01:41):
enough enough, all right, here we go, here we go.
Speaker 3 (01:44):
All right.
Speaker 1 (01:44):
So you set the over under yesterday for the last
kid dropped off at and the time the last kid
was dropped off was it was under? Okay, Well let's
go with Uh. I mean I can't I'm.
Speaker 2 (01:57):
Still not plugged in. I don't know if you can
tell or not.
Speaker 1 (02:00):
Oh it's not no, hang on, hang on, hang on.
Speaker 2 (02:02):
Hang sounds like he's shouting from across the room.
Speaker 1 (02:05):
Oh well he's now in yellow.
Speaker 2 (02:10):
Oh there we go. He's here there. Welcome to the show, Dwight.
Speaker 3 (02:12):
Okay, hey, thank you, let me pop these down. All right,
here we go, all right.
Speaker 1 (02:16):
So, yeah, that's.
Speaker 3 (02:17):
What the uh JCPS propag machine.
Speaker 1 (02:21):
All right, So Dwight doesn't want to admit that it
was the under six fifteen.
Speaker 3 (02:26):
Yeah, it since win it's getting six thirty something. But
so when's win is getting a child home from school
at six thirty A win? Uh? That is that where
we seriously, well, is that how far we've come? Well? Yes, uh, yeah,
your technology comes and we advance and advance and every other
but yeah, JCPS slides back every single year.
Speaker 1 (02:46):
We don't know what time they went to school or whatever.
School is that because they do have stagger time. So
if if you have it dropped off later.
Speaker 3 (02:53):
School that starts at like eleven o'clock in the Afterno.
Speaker 1 (02:56):
They one, it starts at ten. I think that really? Yeah,
and then they and they go later than the two forty.
Speaker 3 (03:01):
Can they not recognize just like, you know, go and
get your driver's license. It was easier in the seventies eighties.
Just go back to the way it was still trying
to be cutey wootsie. Okay, you know all these different
stars times.
Speaker 1 (03:13):
I know you're trying to get your job back as
the bus route supervisor. But that's gone. No, it's not either,
yes it is, Well, you have no chance. And by
the way, I'll be sending a picture out here in
a minute. Dwight is the least matched person ever when
it comes to clothing and today, Oh, Austin is already
tweeting it out. Uhas he walks in with an entire
(03:37):
outfit of white and black. So the T shirt white
and black, shorts white, his watch, his electronic smart watch
is white and black. The boot is black, and his
backpack is black. I'm so proud of you right now.
You look like a target ad first day of school,
and it's.
Speaker 3 (03:56):
All dumb luck because all I do is our Here's
if truth be told. What I do is I do
all my laundry. It sits in the dryer, and then
the come of a morning, I just reach in until
I find a pair of underwear. Pull that out. Now
I find a pair of shorts, pull that out, and
I'll pull a shirt out. So it's all luckily. Maybe
play the lottery today.
Speaker 1 (04:17):
Back off, ladies, He's all okay. So Saint Joe's Picnic
is this weekend. One hundred and seventy five years or so.
These are the most vulnerable kids that are in the system.
Dwight and I have discussed this with Saint Joe's many times,
and the stories of you. You cannot wrap your brain
around how abused some of these children are or have
(04:39):
been by whoever their caregiver has been. So Saint Joe's
and again in an aging facility, there off Frankfurt Avenue.
Speaker 3 (04:49):
Or is this the one that closes out the entire summer?
Speaker 1 (04:52):
This is it?
Speaker 3 (04:52):
This is it? Right? Yeah?
Speaker 1 (04:53):
This is the last Catholic summer picnic. And it's basically
everybody all combines to help out with this one a
couple of days Friday Saturday, Yeah, Friday Saturday. But they
did get rid of the chicken and dinner.
Speaker 3 (05:06):
Really yeah. I don't know what's what's going on with
the Catholic Church and Big Chicken. Is there some kind
of thing with a Vatican and Big Chicken? No?
Speaker 1 (05:15):
I don't know.
Speaker 3 (05:16):
You know, they've always been on they haven't been on
great terms.
Speaker 1 (05:19):
M okay, So Saint Joe's pickna get out there if
you want, you and h and help out the kids.
I do want to say, uh, McDonald's McDonald's. McDonald's should
serve their fries the entire time, the entire day. It
shouldn't matter you serve diet coach in the morning. You
(05:39):
should have fries available in the morning. Am I wrong?
Speaker 3 (05:42):
No, you're an anarchist, I am yeah. Why would you
want French fries served with your mcgriddle?
Speaker 2 (05:48):
Are you on the hash brown right now?
Speaker 3 (05:50):
Mister Venetia. What's Yeah, what's wrong with you? Man?
Speaker 1 (05:52):
What is it?
Speaker 3 (05:53):
What have you got against? Big hash brown? Hash?
Speaker 1 (05:56):
Browns and fries are not even the same family?
Speaker 3 (05:58):
Yes they are. No, they're in a patatole.
Speaker 1 (06:00):
No, they're not a gender of French fries.
Speaker 3 (06:03):
No, well we don't see gender on this show, first
of all. Second though, yeah, other than patato.
Speaker 1 (06:12):
I'm telling you, one of my favorite things to do
is get the large fry in a large diet coke
middle of the day. It's a good snack. I would
like it in the morning. How hard is that?
Speaker 3 (06:20):
Hey, Austin from WMZ, you don't know. I have a
mic on. But is that a heart smart snack? It
doesn't sound very heart smart, does it. No, it doesn't
sound me either.
Speaker 1 (06:28):
Okay, I don't eat the whole. It's just a couple
of fries to give me the taste.
Speaker 3 (06:33):
And necessarily wasn't directed to you, mister heart attack.
Speaker 1 (06:36):
But I was at lunch yesterday.
Speaker 3 (06:41):
Yeah, I know, the John Bergen lunch. And you know what,
I really don't care about your stupid John Bergen lunch
because I was at John Bergen's older, better looking, smarter
brothers meeting and you know, where we went.
Speaker 1 (06:54):
What Jeff Ruby's it's not true.
Speaker 3 (06:57):
And you know what, Chris Phoebe's boss when we walked
in spare no expense. So I'm glad you had fun
with the guy that I went with his understudy.
Speaker 1 (07:08):
It was a little sad when you text the whole
table and said, hey, I'm still available, I'm in the
name text.
Speaker 3 (07:14):
The whole table. I texted you did you share that
with the table?
Speaker 1 (07:17):
And it was it's a little yeah, a little bit.
Speaker 3 (07:19):
You're why would you do that? Man?
Speaker 1 (07:23):
I was so sad about it. I was just like,
look at this.
Speaker 3 (07:25):
I was in the area. All was saying, well, I
was in the area, and if you were dying.
Speaker 1 (07:29):
There got admit he tries. Uh So anyway, I also
got the during the lunch, I got the little notice
from my my super smart watch.
Speaker 3 (07:39):
Yeah I got one of those two now. But I've got.
Speaker 1 (07:42):
Gunfire near Jefferson County Public School.
Speaker 3 (07:44):
Oh who could have saw that one coming.
Speaker 1 (07:46):
A bus stop? And it's we all to a person,
everybode at the table went on the first day.
Speaker 3 (07:53):
Were any of you all really shocked though?
Speaker 1 (07:55):
No, No, nobody was. Nobody was really shocked about the
whole thing. Other than that. It seemed like a I.
Speaker 3 (08:01):
Will say this though. They did find the guy that
did that, and JCPIS issued him a frowny face sticker.
Speaker 1 (08:08):
Oh so that he has been.
Speaker 3 (08:11):
I know he has his parents. Well, they didn't tell
his parents this time. It's just an internal frowning face.
Speaker 1 (08:18):
I get it, I get it. The shooting happened around
eight o seven am between nine the nine hundred block
eleven hundred block of West Chestnut Street, UH, near Central
High School.
Speaker 3 (08:28):
It just goes to show the sayings it's true, nothing
good ever happens. After seven thirty am.
Speaker 1 (08:33):
Police said man fired a gun around one thousand block
of West chest Nuts before fleeing on foot. The kids
and the parents that were standing at the bus stop
took off running and it was kind of a quite
a quite a scene there on their first day.
Speaker 3 (08:46):
So think about this, Think about going back to that
bus stop as a child this morning, right, you got
to right and that because that dumb ass if a
car backfire's got forbid.
Speaker 1 (09:00):
Yeah, it's just I can't believe it's gotten uh. And
then I'm minding the story right now. I couldn't find
it at the top, but I saw it later in
the late news last night there was a four year
old that was caught in a cross fire and was
shot yesterday at eleven am. Four year old four year old.
Speaker 3 (09:21):
Well, you know, thank you Louile with Judges for keeping
these scumbags out on the streets. It's all I could say.
Speaker 1 (09:27):
Okay, So, uh this weekend? Uh, what do you got? Played, buddy,
what do you got? You have any official You're the
arm candy for Legislator Susan Tywitt.
Speaker 3 (09:38):
We've been out every single night this this week. Yeah,
you could tell yeah, because you look terrible. I got Yeah,
you look terrible. I have bags in my eyes.
Speaker 1 (09:46):
I got Samson nights on the like on a Monday,
you might Monday or Tuesday you look fifty seven and
then at the end of the week you look sixty seven.
Look at everybody. I say that the nicest way.
Speaker 3 (09:56):
Well, well, I appreciate I didn't take that the wrong way.
Right tonight, we're going out to Baranhos tomorrow. If my
neighbors are listening, I will be button naked by the
swimming pool all day long with my wife and my
dog both humiliated.
Speaker 1 (10:11):
And the fence is still up.
Speaker 3 (10:13):
Yeah, I would like to open the gate. There's no
shame in my game. Man. Listen, if the neighbors don't
want to look, they ain't got to look. Man, you
know what I'm saying. I didn't want to build the
fence to begin with. My neighbors offered Susan. They said, hey,
we know you got to do something covered hot tub.
Why don't we build a privacy fence for you. I'm like, no,
that's not necessary. They said, no, no, we insist.
Speaker 1 (10:34):
We crusade for children Trivia. A little bit later, the
mayor will be here at eleven thirty out here on
Preston Highway to discuss everything that's going on. Plenty to
talk about as we move forward. I will say this,
as I was watching the news last night, there were
this is why there is a distrust with the general
(10:57):
public and for the normal voter and normal person that
watches the news. So one of the stations comes back
and they do fifteen seconds. The anchors there with their
little thing, and she says fifteen seconds, deadpan, Apple's making
a two point five billion dollar investment in Kentucky that
(11:19):
will create two hundred and fifty jobs. Pause, and then
three minute segment on how tariffs are crushing the economy.
Trump's bad numbers. They actually had a they actually had
a small business owner crying on camera that she doesn't
know how she's going to move forward from the everyday
(11:42):
stress of the tariffs. And I said, Jack and I
looked at each other and go, this is why. This
is why, Because again the two stories are connected, and
you do a fifteen seconds two point five billion tariffs
are destroying your grandmother's kitchen.
Speaker 3 (12:02):
Anybody whose eyes are not open now will never be open.
This is why you're blinded by hate for a man.
Speaker 1 (12:09):
But what isn't there someone in the newsroom that goes,
what are we doing?
Speaker 3 (12:14):
Right?
Speaker 1 (12:15):
What are we doing? Absolutely, I don't understand a producer
whoever runs the station that watches these these the news?
Speaker 3 (12:22):
Why why?
Speaker 1 (12:23):
I don't know how you it's so stark, it's unbelievable.
And then you ask why, uh, people don't trust the
news man. It's just like, okay, come on, you're just
supposed to deliver the news. A matter of fact, it
have been a great story if you connected the two. Okay,
it is a hardship on some small business owners, but
(12:44):
you got Apple Building putting two point five billion in
the economy in Kentucky. So it's connected. It's good and bad.
No policies are completely good or completely bad. It's just ridiculous.
I had to mention it because it pissed me off
so bad last night. Sorry, that's okay, I'll move on.
Speaker 3 (13:00):
That's okay. It's okay to get a little Dwight Anger
in you every once in a while. I've been Dwight
old week. You have it, and I don't like it.
One it's directed to me, Maybe I should.
Speaker 1 (13:09):
Well, you treat the ones you love the worst.
Speaker 3 (13:12):
I love you, Susan, and it shows God.
Speaker 1 (13:16):
We have no God lover.
Speaker 3 (13:18):
Last night? Oh taking me to a baseball game?
Speaker 1 (13:21):
Oh, bless your heart? All right? So Southern comfort hot tub,
Oh babe, This one right here, that's.
Speaker 3 (13:28):
The what everybody wants. That's the one Austin wants. Yes,
and by the way, the one that the one that
he's talking about.
Speaker 1 (13:33):
It's like a circle type, it's a barrel.
Speaker 3 (13:35):
Yeah, it looks like something you would see it in
Japanese garden. Correct, it's surrounded, it's it's round, it's surrounded
by seats as a storage.
Speaker 1 (13:44):
Fitstad It's perfect what we're.
Speaker 3 (13:47):
Describing now, this beautiful hot tub. The beautiful hot tub
we're talking about right now. Ninety six dollars a month,
that's what we're talking about a month, not less than
Come on, that's what I'm here's a new one for you. Yes,
that's what I'm spraying.
Speaker 1 (14:01):
You know what that price is, spoongy, it's spooge. Hey,
you know what that price is, spooge, spooge.
Speaker 3 (14:06):
That's what I'm spraying. Right man, we sound like one
of our twenties.
Speaker 1 (14:09):
We are so cool. Yeah, we're very cool. But they
have every design of hot tubs. You know that. You
get your hot tub stuff here, which is defectors and
all that.
Speaker 3 (14:18):
By the way, I'm gonna get some renew and some
Spot fifty six for the Uh.
Speaker 1 (14:22):
Sometimes you do stuff that's accurate and sometimes you don't.
Just Susan, allow you to put the light stuff in
the hot tub.
Speaker 3 (14:28):
Listen. Taking care of the that's a good point. Taking
care of these hot tubs is so easy. That's my job. Whoa,
I'm the dumbest got in.
Speaker 1 (14:36):
That's like that. Even a caveman can do it.
Speaker 3 (14:38):
Here is the intelligence level, Susan, lemmy are, But I'm
right there with the fight.
Speaker 1 (14:45):
Let's be honest. The Fighter student was related. The crazy
thing is that you got a bumper sticken for your car.
My Fighters plant is a but.
Speaker 3 (14:54):
You know we name the Fighters out of a great
smart person named Alfred Einstein.
Speaker 1 (15:00):
M M all right, let's go to break as we
start one of our Friday shows. Where again I don't
want to I don't want to remind. We have to
remind you every once in a while. We do not
really give it a lot of effort on Friday shows.
So we just we're a casual Friday show.
Speaker 3 (15:18):
And this morning I may be running a little bit slow.
Speaker 1 (15:22):
Really, you had your phone up, I had the entire open,
I was s teaching and had no effort of putting
the headset on it. All. I went, boy, today is
gonna suck.
Speaker 3 (15:33):
I thought you were on the air. I thought you
were just talking to John Oden. Just bs and a goof,
and I'm like, man, will do you just keep it
down just for a little bit, toll we go on
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Speaker 2 (17:23):
It's great white. It is from the nineties. House of
Broken Love.
Speaker 3 (17:27):
Hell I broke my love.
Speaker 1 (17:31):
Just a reminder, we are fourteen and oh rolling into Friday.
Will John Alden finally win one?
Speaker 2 (17:39):
What's happening?
Speaker 1 (17:40):
All right?
Speaker 2 (17:41):
But I've said that everyone have a warning.
Speaker 1 (17:43):
I have a warning for all illegal aliens. You might
as well just self deport.
Speaker 3 (17:48):
Now.
Speaker 1 (17:48):
I'll tell you why.
Speaker 3 (17:50):
It is just a tease.
Speaker 1 (17:51):
No, I'm gonna see it right now. I'm gonna say
it right now.
Speaker 3 (17:54):
But I thought maybe we could tease it.
Speaker 1 (17:56):
And do you want to tease it?
Speaker 3 (17:57):
Well, that would give us a reason to play the genesis.
Speaker 1 (17:59):
So you've never teased anyone in your life? Like, I'll
give it to you right now.
Speaker 3 (18:03):
I don't have the patience. I know somebody that's willing
to go home with me, okay, but don't you want
to ik maybe wait a while because you know each other.
Speaker 1 (18:14):
All right, there's a you want to do it now,
you want me to tease it and uh whatever because
they're in trouble there. All right, I'm tea I'm getting
yelled at by John Olden.
Speaker 3 (18:25):
Oh no, no, no, no no, I just hit an
update on spoting. Crap, what am I doing? No? Stop, man, stop.
Speaker 1 (18:31):
Sometimes Dwight doesn't understand what's in his head coming out
of his mouth like he's his thoughts become out loud.
All right, we're gonna take a short break. I'll tell
you why illegal aliens are big trouble, and.
Speaker 3 (18:45):
We'll come back with Genesis. Illegal aliens will say that
it's no fun.
Speaker 1 (18:51):
I was with b K Plumbing Supply yesterday, John dude,
And now, okay.
Speaker 3 (18:57):
Wait, I was with John Bergen's better looking martyr brother,
that's and we had a better time.
Speaker 1 (19:04):
And by the way, he had the big Miami Vice
look going on. So we had the turquoise shirt and
the white dress dinner jacket. When the hair was like
perfect and it never moved. It's close to like Linen,
It's like Lenen. He was Don Johnson. You know Don Johnson, what.
Speaker 3 (19:16):
Percentage of males in the entire world can pull off Linen.
Speaker 1 (19:20):
One person, one one person. So he's going to have
a tent at the Wine on the River event, of
course he is. He's gonna we were like John Bergen
or Don Johnson, whatever we're calling you. You're gonna kill
it with these drunk wine drinking.
Speaker 3 (19:36):
This will be the first. This will be the first
Wine on the River where there's gonna be all tons
of wine left over because all the all the females
there's gonna be standing at John's booth going.
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And I'll explain a little bit later of all the
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Speaker 3 (20:04):
Now, I got a pickle bucket toilet. Wait, no, it's
not hang on, it's Friday. Friday is made for whoopee
in the bedroom. I'm talking about doing it sex.
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Speaker 1 (21:14):
Yes, illegal aliens, better self support. Now, I got I
got a scary something coming to you.
Speaker 3 (21:20):
Hang on, can you close out this? John Bergen's better looking? Frank?
Speaker 1 (21:32):
Is this genesis? Or Phil?
Speaker 2 (21:34):
It's this genesis?
Speaker 3 (21:35):
Alright? And I love all the AI. Phil Collins is
in the hospital and on social media, every other person
in the world is posting these AI pictures of like
Paul McCartney singing to them. I'm like, can you really
not tell these are fake? No?
Speaker 1 (21:53):
I mean, I'm telling you some of them are very,
very hard.
Speaker 3 (21:55):
But obviously the ones they're posting, it looks like a cartoon.
I'm like, oh, it's right.
Speaker 1 (22:01):
So I teased. I teased before the break that illegal
aliens are in big trouble and you might as well
just self deport. Now why why? Because Superman is now
going to become an ice agent. Dean Kine Dean Kane,
I played Superman in the nineteen nineties, says he is
training to become an ice agent right now.
Speaker 3 (22:22):
Okay, I gotta look this up there, Dean Kine, that
worth right? Oh yeah, was see a movie started just
like a televison.
Speaker 1 (22:28):
I'm going to say twelve million dollars?
Speaker 3 (22:30):
Okay, Oh, we did a couple of movies. He's he's
a year older than me.
Speaker 1 (22:34):
He's or no, how old am I fifty seven?
Speaker 3 (22:37):
Okay, he's two years old?
Speaker 1 (22:38):
Then? Oh he's fifty nine. Yeah, yeah, that's a little
old to be starting a new career as an Ice agent,
but Superman. Yes, Dean Kane says he is going to
become an Ice agent to help out the trumpel minie.
Speaker 3 (22:51):
For okay, oh, ten million dollars not bad.
Speaker 1 (22:54):
Ah, I nailed it. I said twelve.
Speaker 3 (22:56):
You said twelve. Pretty good. Okay. So here's the play though.
If you're Dan kne you gotta wear a suit every
day with the Superman underneath, and then when your division
gets the call, you gotta call it Superman.
Speaker 1 (23:08):
Yes, as a distraction if anything, oh, Superman, and then
everyone comes around Superman. You can just get him on.
Speaker 3 (23:15):
But that also means that we also need to find
a uh an illegal alien, give him the origin story,
and have a super villain.
Speaker 1 (23:23):
Even though Superman is an alien. Dunt dunt dumpy.
Speaker 3 (23:29):
Yeah, yeah, but he got all his papers. I did he.
I saw him swear in a four Street Live. It
was like two weeks ago.
Speaker 1 (23:35):
Man, I don't know.
Speaker 3 (23:36):
Yeah, all the crypt Kryptonite people were there. They're green,
so you could pick them out really easy. Well, well,
could I for another thing to be scared about? Yeah,
flash eating bacteria surging in some coastal states.
Speaker 1 (23:48):
All it's gonna do is get in your nose or
your pee or you yeah, well that's too. That's on
the Amazon and the Congo. You get something swims up.
There's a bug that swims up your urethra.
Speaker 3 (24:00):
Youurethraw, yes, yourreth re frame. Yeah yeah, uh yeah, I
know that. Mek dysentery. Ok. What look, you know what's
not in the swimming pool at the swim up bar
sharks and flesh eating bacteria.
Speaker 1 (24:14):
I think, is there nothing scarier than flesh eating bacteria?
And if you've seen pictures of it, oh listen, it
is actually terrifying.
Speaker 3 (24:22):
It is terrifying. So this goes back to what I
was on the Rocky and Troy Morning Show on WQMF.
The very first Star Wars came out, you know, the
third one, not the good.
Speaker 1 (24:32):
One, no number yeah, second set of the.
Speaker 3 (24:35):
One that came out like ninety nine yea.
Speaker 1 (24:37):
Where people were camping out and all that super nerds.
Speaker 3 (24:39):
So we managed to get tickets to the very first
showing and we did Star Wars for Star Wars, and
the whole premise of this was whoever has the worst
scar is going to get the tickets to Star Wars. Ok,
so we have you know, you get your c sections.
You get a lot of guy ahead a you know,
chainsaw on his leg. You know, it's horrific. Cars. Well,
(25:01):
then inn walks a guy on the arm of a
woman and he's got.
Speaker 1 (25:05):
A plastic face on. Oh my god, I'm.
Speaker 3 (25:07):
Gonna remember this as soon as we.
Speaker 1 (25:09):
Oh my god.
Speaker 3 (25:10):
Now the plastic face is just the eyes, the eyebrows,
and the nose, and he's got his mouth.
Speaker 1 (25:14):
I remember this.
Speaker 3 (25:16):
So they bring him into the auditorium where we're holding
the contest. She removes, she removes that plastic piece that
looks like eyes and nose, kind of like a fan
of the opera.
Speaker 1 (25:26):
Stop.
Speaker 3 (25:28):
The inside of his face was scooped out. Oh oh,
and you could see in there and it was all
just skin grafted. I still have nightmares from this thing.
And that was some kind of flesh eating deal.
Speaker 1 (25:41):
And a lot of times they die, like in a
day if they don't get to it or whatever, because
how do you stop a flesh eating.
Speaker 3 (25:47):
Somebody says, hey, we're going to scoop your your face
out and basically you'll have a forehead in the mouth
and then a big indention that goes into your skull.
Speaker 1 (25:54):
Yeah, what would you say, Well, if I'm in my twenties,
I might want to try to live life a little
bit more. But I'm fifty and I've done a lot,
so I'm more of a It's been a good run.
Uh yeah, especially if they gave me a new face
and it looked like yours. I thought you said to
look like Dwight. No, I said, no matter what don't
look like well?
Speaker 3 (26:14):
Hang on.
Speaker 1 (26:15):
So one of Jackie's co workers he had just a
little nick on his knee and he went to Rough River.
He went swimming in rough River. He was in a
hospital for like two weeks. They kept having to scoop
out and infection. And I was like, this is why
I'm not getting in the lake.
Speaker 3 (26:34):
I'm not a lake person. No, I got friends and
that's all they do. I can't wait to go to
the lake. I'm like, really, you ever heard of the
swimming pool? Because you don't even have to own Wonder's
public pools. We would go to those, yeah, because it
was hot.
Speaker 1 (26:47):
Yeah yeah, but you need a boat. Yeah, people are
crazy on boats.
Speaker 3 (26:51):
And then you got to have your wife try to
back the boat trailer and then you're in an argument.
Speaker 1 (26:55):
Next thing, you know, the boats, the boat ramp is
always in containing. Just grab a case of beer and
sit at the boat ramp on a busy week, and
that's on Sunday.
Speaker 3 (27:06):
It's attorney. What you ought to do is just set
up a booth down at every boat ramp on a
Saturday and just hand out cards. Here you go.
Speaker 1 (27:14):
I gotta be honest with you. A boat go, A
boat decision is so.
Speaker 3 (27:18):
I couldn't do it anyway. A flesh eating bacteria is
surging some coaster areas. The words flesh eating on a mourner.
Speaker 1 (27:29):
Is this is this in lakes or oceans? Uh?
Speaker 3 (27:32):
It says that multiple flesh eating bacteria known as okay
here well I'm on yes, vibran Bonaphicas sounds good has
been affecting ocean loving people in North Carolina, Florida, Louisiana,
and in North Carolina. Oh no, I said Oline already
(27:55):
fifty nine illnesses and one death from this flesh eating
virus so far. So far, they're tracing it back to
July thirty first, So I hadn't been that far. Uh.
To this point, there's been eight fatalities total in Florida
and Louisiana combined.
Speaker 1 (28:11):
Are they blaming the warm water. I guess is it
now that it's warm water, now that the bacteria lasts longer.
I don't know.
Speaker 3 (28:17):
They don't explain it. Uh. The doctors say that the
bacteria can destroy tissue and become deadly in fewer than
forty eight hours.
Speaker 1 (28:27):
Yes, yes, if they don't, If you don't get to
a hospital, you're done. And some people get like cut
on their leg, they get the flesh anything, and they're like, hey,
we got You're in the hospital for twenty minutes. They're like,
we're gonna take the leg. You're like, whoa, wha, wha,
what do you want to live? Sir? Yes, buy a
wood peg because that's where we're going.
Speaker 3 (28:47):
I get a job at Long John Silver.
Speaker 1 (28:48):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (28:49):
Yeah, got some damn good Baja hockles.
Speaker 1 (28:52):
I'd like an advanced prosthetic, but it made it make
it look like a pig.
Speaker 3 (28:57):
I would like a leg to turn into a gun.
They have They have that, like the foot comes off
and they have.
Speaker 1 (29:04):
Yeah, they have those.
Speaker 3 (29:05):
Yeah blocking the street, are you? Yeah? Not today.
Speaker 1 (29:10):
People used to put flasks in those things too. They
drink bourbon out of it. What are you doing? He guys?
Speaker 3 (29:17):
Hey, Fred, take your toe off?
Speaker 1 (29:18):
You take your toe off, I'm thirsty.
Speaker 3 (29:21):
That story comes to us from W. R. A. L.
But you know, it's the same thing that it never
pays to leave the basement because uh, you got flash
eating bacteria. And then you know, let's say they go
a different route, let's go in the woods. I've got
two friends that have been bitten by that damn loan
star tick. Yeah, and you just get bit by you
don't know, away that tick bite.
Speaker 1 (29:40):
Who well, no, there's a star on it.
Speaker 3 (29:43):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (29:43):
But my point is if you don't know.
Speaker 3 (29:46):
Yeah, if you don't know, next year you go and
you eat a cheeseburger and then next thing you know,
you're a.
Speaker 1 (29:50):
Co You're dead. My brother in law has been twice
by it.
Speaker 3 (29:53):
My buddy Tim was in a coma in the hospital.
Thought they were gonna thought we were gonna losing. Yeah,
and it's just because of that they finally figured out,
what are you point? How many ticks did we have
on us when we were kids?
Speaker 1 (30:08):
I mean, I mean all of the dumb stuff that
you and I have done, and we would die from
a tick bite. That's kind of embarrassing.
Speaker 3 (30:15):
Uh. Yes. Riley Fulkerson says shaming boating is not cool,
You're not cool, Riley.
Speaker 1 (30:25):
On the Saint Jo's picnic. Saint Jose has food trucks,
of course they do.
Speaker 3 (30:31):
Uh.
Speaker 1 (30:31):
The building used for the chicken dinners has closed because
of a new building for the kids is going in
there perhaps maybe next year, just a.
Speaker 3 (30:39):
Cover story to cover up the few the Vatican is
having with Big Chicken.
Speaker 1 (30:43):
If you ask, that's right in big big food trucks, yeah, big.
Speaker 3 (30:46):
You know do you still have Do you all really
have a gluten free Body of Christ? Substitute for communion?
Speaker 1 (30:54):
We do?
Speaker 3 (30:54):
Do you really? Do you ask for it? No? You
you gotta do it like in advance.
Speaker 1 (30:59):
Because you go up in before and you could see
in the little tin where they're reaching in for it. Yeah,
there'll be something separate and then the person will say
that's mine, and then you give it to them.
Speaker 3 (31:08):
The best news I ever got was the last Catholic
funeral I went to. I said, well, look on this
communion deal. You know you all drank out of the
same wine. It's coden Fluss. And they said, well, well
hang on out to that. They said, what do you
mean you are? And I said, well Catholic. They said,
you're a Catholic and I said no. They said, well,
if you're not Catholic, you're supposed to do an ag.
(31:29):
Yeah you can't, tash. Yeah, that's the best news I
heard all day.
Speaker 1 (31:32):
Yeah, well, at least remember, at least we have real wine.
Some of these churches that do kool aid, we do
grape juice.
Speaker 3 (31:38):
We're not grape juice. We're not Jim Jones.
Speaker 1 (31:40):
I can't remember. But if you're in the pro I
can't remember part of the Bible that Jesus changed anything
to grape juice, or he mentioned the blood of Christ
is grape juice.
Speaker 3 (31:51):
Okay, where does wine come from?
Speaker 1 (31:53):
Grapes?
Speaker 3 (31:54):
Oh? Your honor, the defense rest all this, you direct
your honor sustained. Whatever sustained means. I think that means
you can go. I don't know.
Speaker 1 (32:04):
Come on, real wine, No, real wine?
Speaker 3 (32:06):
What if what if somebody's in the program, they're in
AA you take a sip? No, you don't take a sip?
Speaker 1 (32:11):
All right, didn't deny Christ?
Speaker 3 (32:13):
Tell you don't deny Christ.
Speaker 1 (32:15):
Just take a sip?
Speaker 3 (32:17):
No, if you're the what's wrong? Look?
Speaker 1 (32:19):
You know what the priest has to do if there's
wine left over, Yeah, he has to chug it all
does he really at the end of it, he has
to chug the if let's say there's half a glass
in each one of them, Yeah, he has to start
chugging in around COVID boy. They you know he was
getting Oh my god. Yeah, that's why all priests have
a high tolerance level.
Speaker 3 (32:39):
So they should make him do that in between sermons.
And they're like, you know our church, our church does,
and we're quite small, but a lot of churches have
two sermons in the morning. They do like a nine
thirty eleven thirty. Yeah, make them do it in between,
so the second service is like way more.
Speaker 1 (32:52):
Fun, right, some sermons would be better.
Speaker 3 (32:56):
I got one more Catholic question.
Speaker 1 (32:58):
Yes you all do.
Speaker 3 (33:01):
It's not a sermon. It's called a homble or something. Yeah, okay,
but I was telling them, Susan and correct me if
I'm wrong. Most of y'all's homblies or whatnot, they're like
seven and ten minutes long, and that's it. Yeah. A
man ours is like, you know, uh, Lord of the ring, well,
pastor Brad.
Speaker 1 (33:18):
First of all, you're adding in the time that the
rock band he's on stage playing a lad Zeppelin songlet's
turn into a christ song, get it, get it, we're
jamming for Christ.
Speaker 3 (33:30):
Hey, congregation, let's wrap for a minute.
Speaker 1 (33:33):
I'm Pastor Brad and I'm gonna interpret the Bible today.
Speaker 3 (33:36):
Hey, this is Pastor Brad. Do you think do you
think Noah thought it was clicking clocket to build a
boat in the middle of the desert.
Speaker 1 (33:44):
Do you think school booty and it's cool?
Speaker 3 (33:46):
No, it's not. Uh, it's not cool. Hey, where's my
youth group. Let's get the youth group up here real quick.
Speaker 1 (33:51):
We could the group youth group. I was part of
the youth group. We go to King's Island every summer. Yes,
there's a huge difference to some of these Christian churches
in uh. In the Catholics, we wear robes, we chant,
we like candles.
Speaker 3 (34:06):
We like this. I wear a stone shirt.
Speaker 1 (34:07):
Yeah, you wear a stone shirt. I would if you
walked in with that outfits a church. In my church,
we would all.
Speaker 3 (34:13):
Be like, who's the I hate toys?
Speaker 1 (34:15):
Here here to collect for the homeless? Well with this
hair especially, Oh, no doubt.
Speaker 3 (34:18):
Listen, last time I went to your church, they gave
me a piece of bread and bowl of soup.
Speaker 1 (34:23):
Yeah they did think here, sir, I said, no, no, no, no,
he's my daughter's godfather.
Speaker 3 (34:28):
Stop stop, I'm getting it cut. He's supposed to be
here getting a cut today. Are you happy?
Speaker 1 (34:32):
Yeah, it's getting a little ragged, pretty bad. It's getting
a little ragged yees, pretty ragged.
Speaker 3 (34:35):
Yeah. Hey, let me tell you.
Speaker 1 (34:37):
Starting to look like an older lady from behind, That's
what it's starting to look like.
Speaker 3 (34:41):
Hot, older lady. Just an older lady, I say, Okay,
working on my buns a little kid, so hot, older lady.
Barono's pizza, Baby, it's Louisville Stop pizza, and the pizza
that constantly gives back. And that menu, it expands quicker
than Tony's waistline. Listen to this. How about this man
tryal some of these new menu items. Of course, you've
(35:01):
heard me talk about the Dano cheese and delicious. What
about this apple smoked wings? Bam, That's what I'm talking about.
And of course there's the wit and favorite, the Mama
baronots with red pepper cheeseing, or the Bank Spaghetti Dina
carry out or delivery. Yeah, it's that good. Barono's pizza,
all right.
Speaker 1 (35:19):
Trade Oak Towers third, no Oak Tradon, Noak Towers. It
is a retirement community. I took a tour a couple
of weeks ago, loved it. Gotta be sixty five or
older to move in. They have plenty of different designs
for your condos inside this community, so you can pick
out your own and if you want to redo them
when you get inside, you certainly can. Laundry is included.
(35:40):
They have a movie theater, and a wood shop and
a rooftop bar. Obviously, they have medical supervisors twenty four
hours a day. It is a beautiful facility. It is gigantic,
so you can get lost or not get lost in
this place. That's what I take from it. Call five
eight nine thirty two eleven and ask for a tour.
It's about a block from Saint James Court, so it's
(36:01):
a great neighborhood. Five eight nine thirty two eleven. Call
that number and say I want a tour. If you
take the tour, you'll move in. Trade and Oak Towers.
Speaker 3 (36:09):
From Joey Strader. I wore an Ozzy Osbourne t shirt
to church this past Sunday, so I'm not.
Speaker 4 (36:15):
The So you wore a devil worship worship Ozzie devils
eating bats, yes, yes, spitting blood yeah, good job for you.
Speaker 1 (36:26):
I wonder if Jesus loves that you brought a devil
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