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It's the Valentine in the Morning replay. Welcome to the breakfast table of Valentine
in the Morning. I laughed heartily. Oh my God, help us respectful
to say I love you. Thefull show podcast starts right now, one
of four to three, My fabit is Valentine in the Morning. Good
morning to you. Good morning,Jill, good morning. Love your hair.
I love your hair. It's beautiful. Thank you. Yeah, you've
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been doing something new with it,right, Heatless curls. Heatless curls.
Now, speak to me about heatlesscurls. What arose? It basically is
just this long tube. It's likea satin kind of really spongy comfy tube
okay, that you put on yourhead on the top of your head,
almost like a headband. It's justone tube, just one, and all
the hair gets in that tube,and you split your hair down the middle
okay, on both sides, andyou wrap your hair around each side of
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the tube. You secure it withsome scrunches at the end. You go
to sleep, you wake up yourhair is curled like you're from Star Wars,
like Princess Leiden Star Wars, withthe wraps around the edges like that.
Yes, but my fiance said,first, I look like George Washington.
He said, I look like Ialways pronounce it wrong Ahsoka. Oh
yeah, the Star Wars character.Yes, you know how she has her
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like I don't know if that's herhair or like a head piece. That's
what it looks like because it's long. It goes down to your shoulder.
Do you have a thing for foundingfathers? Is he into him? Well?
I told him get ready because nowyou're going to be sleeping next to
George Washington and for the rest ofyour life, because I'm never going to
go to bed without that thing inmy hair now. I well, hey,
I appreciate you not lying to him, because you cannot tell a lie.
I can't. Yes, really good, You're not here. I'm not
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talking to you, and you maynot realize why I'm not talking to Brian
because that happened earlier in the showtoday when we started. We're having a
beef. Brian and I are beefing. I expect it from you, know,
like I figured he probably would,But you teaming up with John Kimuci
and deciding to wear shorts to theSecond Chance prom tonight that I did not
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expect. But so your hair looksgreat, and it's from this little device.
Huh, just from the device.And normally when I want curls like
this, I have to blow drymy hair. I have to then curl
it with a curling right, ittakes so much time. This is so
nice to just take two minutes,throw it in this thing. Sleep,
wake up. Your hair's done.For the ladies listening, is your hair
going in wet or dry? Youwant it dry? Something really told me
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that they want a little bit ofdampness, which gives them a little bit
of a better curl. Mine wascompletely dry, and it was also day
old hair. I'd washed my hairthe day before, so that kind of
helps with the curl as well.The curls are my life has changed.
I'm so happy about this because you'renot even doing it. You're like sleeping
and your hair is curling, butI don't, and it's staying like it
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stayed. I don't know. Now, will this be something that in not
breaking down any barriers here? Idon't think. But you wouldn't put it
in until after you're sure. There'dbe no like hanky panky or anything like
that, like something I'll be honest, like sometimes I don't put my night
guard in until I'm sure there's nohanky panky. You know what I mean.
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I get that you're not gonna putyour seatpap on until you're sure there's
no hanky panky coming. There's sometimesmy wife, where's this like bonnet thing?
And I know when the bonet's on, nothing's happening. So you're north
of the line there, you knowwhat I mean, the DMZ or whatever
it is. You've gone north ofthat parallel and you're not coming back.
You know, your mouth guard's in, the curling things are in the seatpap
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machines on, whatever you got goingon in your life, you're not coming
back from that. Laura actually saidto me this morning that it's a known
fact that the uglier you go tobed, the prettier you wake up.
So we've got the knife bargain,they've got the hair bonnet, we've got
the pimple patches, night creams.Well, I'm not mister Universe, and
I see myself going to bed.You know something, that sir Laura's got
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the right thing going on there.Come on in, Come on in,
ladies and gentlemen. Tiffany hattis walkingin the studio. Hi, Tiffany,
Hi, you're back. I'm back. How are you? I'm successful?
How are you? I'm pretty successfulmyself. We're saying successful walked up tonight.
We're winning, We are winning.Oh my gosh. Yes, life
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is good. You got a songto talk about today, right, Yeah,
a new song called woman Up andthis is from Diane Warren. Yes,
Diane Warren wrote it and I performedit. Holy cow, and it
was a glass I mean it wasa real great blast. Right. Well,
that was No one had that tenseconds in the dirty words ten seconds
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in, no one had that.I'm sorry, your nipples are distracting me.
I'm wearing a shirt to stop feelingthat. I'm wearing a shirt today.
Sobody cameras here that apparently I'm alittle cold. It just happens to
guys. It's not just a ladyguy. Yeah. You just try to
do everything he could to make themgo down before you walked in, right,
because he knew I would notice.Well, I knew you probably say
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something about it too. Now wouldyou stop filming them? I knew you'd
say something about it as well,based on I wasn't gonna say anything until
you said something, and then Iwas like, well, it's free for
all on now off, all right, so tell me about the song.
It's called woman Up. We listenedto a bit a second ago. We'll
play some more in secure. Yeah, So woman Up is basically a song
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that is representative of my existence.I feel like some days you just you
wake up and you don't want toget out the bed. I don't know
if you've ever had a cycle before, but it is irritating and you don't
want to do anything, and youfeel like some sort of a victum.
Are like why me? Why ame? And you can't be like that.
You have to like, no,stop being a victim. You are
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not a victim. You are amazing, successful and powerful and you can do
anything. And it doesn't matter whereyou are in life. You can do
anything. You just have to decideto do it. You got a woman
up. You gotta put your biggirl hands on and get out there and
handle business. Okay, but letme do the opposite of that for a
second. I've never had a menstrualcycle now, but there are times that
I feel like I've laid in bed, whether it be depression or whatever else,
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and I feel like I just don'twant to get up. Isn't it
okay to not woman up, notto man up in certain days to see
you know what today's I'm just stayingin bed, you know. I mean,
yeah, unless you got people dependingon you to show up. You
know, I think we all desivernmental health, that we all need rest.
Lord knows I know about rest.The police are showing up if I
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take rest and wrong place. Youget to take your rest where you got
to take your rest, and thenyou got a woman up after that and
show up to court and all this. So if you need, if you
need to stay in bed, stayin bed. That's woman and up to
self care. You know, takingcare of self is important. But you
know, I always hear a manup, but I never hear a woman
up for years. Right, thisdoes feel like a good succession till the
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club close, and then the nextday it's like get out enough to get
up out the bed because you partyto the club close. That's right now.
Now you want to stay in thebed. No no, no,
no, no no no no no. You gotta get up. Hey,
you gotta get things done. Whattime do you routinely get out of bed?
Because the life of a comedian.Now, obviously you branched out any
of the things authors singer and everythinglike that, and all the acting and
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everything, but the life of thecomedian typically was not eight hundred. It
was a cracking nude. Yeah.But see, I've always gotten up pretty
early. Yeah, I always endedup pretty early yet because I went to
school that far away. It's forforty miles from my house. So I
would get up at four forty five, like in high school. You're going
junior high in high bus ride yeahyeah, yeah, long bus ride ye
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yeah. So get up at fourforty five, be at the bus stop
by five thirty five, and youknow, head out to school. So
that's like I talked about the pressurewe put on our kids nowadays, I'd
have to be a ton of pressureon you back then, pressure to get
up out that house because I wasbeing tortured. Yeah, I want to
get I want to get back tothis. You wanted to get on that
I wanted to get on that bus. There's cute boys on the bus.
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There's cute boys at school that Icould look at and talk to and maybe
they might like me too. Nowthey didn't because I was a little too
aggressive. Uh, lesson LNT.You were too aggressive with the guys in
the bus, Like you had theopen seat next to you, and did
you look at them walking down likeyeah, I like, you can sit
right here, right here, righthere, right here, this seat is
open. Hey, And they'd belike, oh no, I'm gonna here.
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And the boys walked away from thatinvitation. Yeah, a lot of
boys walked away from that invitation.Why was that because I was a weird
girl. I wasn't weird, butI was just different. Yeah. Yeah,
I talk, I cracked jokes.I think guys, when you hit
on them, they automatically think youhave a disease. That's what I think.
I think we don't think that.I think I don't know you.
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Guys hit me and I go,oh my god, there's something wrong with
her. Well I've hit on menand they like, what's wrong with you?
You know what it is? Becausethere is secure Well, yeah,
I would think because of your profession, you're you know, you can be
a sharp tongue, you're fast,and guys can be intimidate. But before
my profession, before it was abig deal of my profession. I used
to be customer service agent. Okay, you know a man will come up
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to the ticket counter, you know, I'm checking them in for his flight.
He's handsome. I'm like, werethe missus? So I don't have
no missus? Well shucks, wellI could be your miss here's my number
on the back of your born andpass, you know, and like all
scared and stuff. Never called theforeigners though, the Europeans now they called
the Europeans. The Europeans they calledthey called the Africans, the the the
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what's that? What the when?Just when someone's from like Australia, native
to Australia. Funny you say that. Let me go right to the source.
Indigenous fascination. Oh that's what wecall them now because back in the
nineteen hundreds when I worked at theairport. But okay, so the first
nations, I don't like that inAmerica. I don't want to say first
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nation who's in America because that soundswell, here were native American. It's
a proper terminology, I believe,yes, somebody that was originally from the
Americas, right, right, ButI was talking about Australia and New Zealand,
right and I moved on, Yeah, you moved on. But that's
okay. Because that's what white mendo. Okay, okay, that's what
I do. That's okay, I'mwoman and up on that conversation. Well,
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we gotta take your break through rightback. Was Valentine in the morning,
Tivity Hattis in the studio. Itwent much better last time. She
was checking out if I had awedding ring. I mean, I was
like, oh, the white man, and I love that white man.
Bring him blue ass over here.Let me look at you. We'll be
right back. Whether today partly cloudy, some drizzle this morning, whistly sunday,
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this afternoon, tip seventies to loweighties, sixty in Arcadia sixty two,
Huntington Beach. Jill's got the entertainmentheadlines coming up? Actress Kate Winslet
is talking about the possibility of asequel. I'll tell you to what coming
up at six fifty. Let's rundown some headlines from around the world.
We thought you might be good tolike talk about some of these things.
Oh yeah, let's do it.So have you seen Bridgerton? Uh huh?
Can we talk about that carriage scene? I was watching that with my
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son and the who fast forward,fast forward, fast forward. You didn't
want to have the birds and beanstalk. No, we had to talk.
But that was like the whole hive. That was everybody was involved in
that thing. You know, toomuch, too much bee keepers in there,
like the queen bee, all theworking bees. But what do you
think Aboutridgington? I think it's good. I love it. I love the
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clothes. I love the storylines.It's so dramatic, but like not too
dramatic, and it's like just infairytale land enough for me to get with
it. Jill some Moore headlines here. Nick Cannon has twelve kids. M
He has recently insured his family jewelsfor ten million dollars. You can just
ensure just your jewels, apparently,So is it just the jewels, that's
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it? It's sure. So likeif he gets like in an accident on
a bike or something, you know, he rides the bike, if he's
running real fast and they get twisted, like what, I know that happens.
I've seen that happen in high school. Yeah, and that dude still
he's he only got one falling overwhat is the win over testacle? That's
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what it is. That fell out. Let's be clean, let's get it
over. Yeah, yeah, youdo this called a testical because it fell
out. Once your ovary falls out, is now a testicle? What?
Yes, you're saying that my ovarycame out of my body. Once it
descended, once your body, itbecame listen. I don't know what bioclass
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you went to do your research,sir, when you googled it. Okay,
okay, because we all started outas female the first three months,
we all start out his female andthen a chromosome kicks in. Do the
research right now, I trust doctorout here lack taking. You're trusting doctor
Hattish over here on you better trustdoctor doctor Haddi because you knows what she's
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talking about why men have nipples otherwise? But what there is one gene that
stops ovaries from turning into testes mmhmm. Ovaries can only remain overies,
Yes, by constantly suppressing their abilityto become male. Oh so they're trying
to become male, that's what they'rehoping to do, but they're missing the
gene. Yeah, you've got anextra you got an extra chromosol. Maybe
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I just won the race. Youdidn't keep going no, no, no,
no, no no, you droppedthe bag literally literally literally dropped the
bag. You know, you neverknow what's gonna come out with you.
And I hope kids hear it andthey go today history, I mean not
the history, they biology teacher,and they go, hey, is this
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true? And then they'll learn somethingnew about this and then they understand.
See, some men need to womanup, you know what I'm saying.
And that's because they have become sofar detached from their femininity. Okay,
from back when they was in thewomb. Okay, all right, well
some men have womaned up too much. Oh who are you looking at now?
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You're just this Listen. I'm wearinga shirt of a different fabric that
sometimes anybody teach you about where theresources I feel lay Listen to this interview.
Thank you, Tivity, Thank youone of four three my family.
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It is Valentine in the morning.But why wouldn't I Brian worry about you.
You know. Brian's like, I'mnot gonna get any sleep. This
is gonna be crazy, this wholeboat ride tonight and everything, and I
never get sleep with the kids andda da da dah. We have different
lives where we don't have kids thatage, and I understand kids at age
are tough, you know, toget up, get down all around town.
And once I'm out in a festiveenviron that's probably too because you get
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so you get so into it.I'm gonna get caught up. I always
know. And then tomorrow morning camein here like and you're messing up with
Justin Bieber songs. Not even onthe boat yet. Second chest prompt tonight,
which if you're not coming, bythe way, please look at the
pictures. And we need you thenext year. Yeah, we need to
make this bigger next year because understandso many people want to go. We're
gonna need a bigger voute. That'sexactly RIGHTO. What up? What up?
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Did you watch that movie or Ijust know it. I'm sure seeing
it at some point. Yeah,maybe so right, hmmm, yeah,
I'm just trying to figure out howwe can make tomorrow's show easier. What
if we just come here instead ofgoing home? Dude, sleepover, I'm
in Yeah, some tense. Surewe can all snuggle on the cash.
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Wait, we're gonna pitch some tentswhere it's not the main commoner. Yeah,
pitch When people come in, they'regoing to see this all in tents.
Well, you know, we'll beshusters of five, so we'll be
out of the tents. You knowwho's gonna be here. Tense breaks,
so we do different tens. Youguys can do that. What are you
gonna do? I think I couldsleep in my car. I'd rather sleep
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in my car away from everybody thanAre you gassy? You're worried about in
a tent? No, because's likea big old hot pocket or something.
No, absolutely not. You cansleep at a tent with Laura. You
have to sleep with our tent.I'm not sleeping in your guys tent.
What if I'm sleeping in a tentit is with Laura, But I'm not
even worrying. Sure was a family, it's a big family tent. Well,
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we can make our own rooms.Here are build forts as a kid,
and you divide it off. Yeahthose tents nowadays, oh my god,
there's some tents that are so thebomb. Yeah, they're big,
Right, we do one of thosetents. Who's good a tent we can
borrow. We'd like to pitch atent outside the studio and come sleep here
so we all don't have to drivehome after a second chance from by the
time it takes to pitch the tent, get all the sleeping bags out,
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put t fast not bad really asa boy scout yeah, man, and
bring it out where my hour oflight when I crossed over and everything?
You know? I'm in? Areyou in? I'm because we're worried about
you. You're the one who partieshard. I think tomorrow will be okay.
Well, there's a two drink todrink tickets and N's cash bar.
Yeah, okay cash. Due tobudget cuts, a band on one of
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the late night shows is being letgo. I'll tell you who show what
happened right after Traffic the Fred Armisonled eight G band on Late Night with
Seth Myers. Allegedly due to budgetaryreasons, they're gonna be let go at
the end of the show's current season. They've been with Seth Meyers since the
beginning for eleven seasons, but apparentlythere's been a lot of layoffs with NBC
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and especially with Late Night with SethMeyers, so that band will no longer
be a part of the show.And Kate Winslet is talking about the possibility
of season two from Mayor of Easttown, and she says she'd probably play her
again She talked about doing the roleand felt refreshed during the show and loved
the audience reaction to the show,and she said she loved doing it and
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she thought this character was warm andfunny and her ability to see everyone was
gorgeous, So she said probably.When asked about season two of Mayor of
East hawn, I'm Jill with yourentertainment headlines. Okay, it is six
point fifty three. Battle of Sexis coming up against a play eight sixty
six f four four ifm some textscoming in here. I don't even need
coffee. Consider this woman up funto hear Tiffany bust Valentine's chops for him,
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the handle with grace and try togo toe to toe. It's cute.
You guys do have a good relationship. You and Tiffany hat it.
It's fun. She's very nice,Yeah, very nice. Papa Burton's gonna
fund the fun for Brian Burton.Fund the fun. I like that fun,
the fun. Brian Burton's dad,Papa Paul. He is a retired
rich orthopedic surgeon and has Brian onretainer as a child, so he pays
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him quarterly. What's'm sorry?That is not totally accurate. It's not
totally accurate. Little grains of truthin there, yeah, a little bit
right, Not gonna read that.No, that did not even come to
my mind. Oh really, noabout what we're talking about, the tent
set up outside everything. Of course, not nothing came to your mind.
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That was risky, No, fantastic. No. Well then we've taught you.
Well, it's been a while.We finally crossed over to you and
we've gotten your head in the rightspace. You really app and I appreciate
that, honestly. You know,the battle of sex is if you want
to play, you call us rightnow eight sixty six five four four MYFM,
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one of four to three MIFM.I have a prayer for you today.
I pray this hasn't happened to youwith us driving in It was like
four forty five. I'm driving intowork this morning and I see something out
of the corner of my eye,something out of the corner of my eye,
and my preous prime drive it intowork. Corner my eye a spider
descending from the ceiling of my car, and I just started whacking at it,
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and then the cars all over theroad. I thought it was going
to get pulled over for drunk drivingor something. It is amazing how we
panic when we see a spider.Oh so scary. If you're a person
of great character in fortitude and youdon't panic when you see a spider in
the car. I hope one dayI can be half the person you are.
Because I saw that little guy andI start swatting at the door,
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hitting stuff. I'm slamming my handdown and everything. Yeah. Then I
open up the window, let thethe air come in, hoping the spider
will fly out. Then I openevery window in the car. But then
I got papers possibly flying out,So I'm panicking at that. All this
is get that spider out of thatcar, and God is my witness.
I feel it's in my hair.It sucked. Yeah, I don't see
it for sure. Thank you,John. Why you're wearing a hat?
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What did you know ahead of time? Spiders do? They're everywhere, They're
everywhere head protection. So I hopethat you today will not be that person
that panics when you see a spiderin your car. But if you saw
a Prius Prime driving radically in theone oh one today, that was me
one of four to three mi FM. It is Valentine in the morning.
What's the annoying tourist attraction in yourcity? What a vent festival? Landmark
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draws a really big crowd, andit's just annoying. Are you not in
the chili cookoffs? Maybe that's youmaybe not into those things? Texting at
three one oh four to three sucha response. There's so much going on
around southern California. Devery said,I lived near Lake Elsinore and every year
are hills along the fifteen freeway bloomwith poppies. Oh so people come by
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and want to see them take pictures. Said, it's absolutely amazing. Right,
people stop on the freeway. It'sreally dangerous to so much traffic.
Influencers in the wild are dancing aroundout there. Melissa said, just the
city I live in, Jaws attentionto itself with the name alone Joshua Tree.
Oh yeah, people love Joshua Treeexcept for John Kmuci. Feels like
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it's over hyped. To me,very disappointed in Joshua Tree. It's absurd,
Like you took a cactus in atree and you put them together and
there's a bunch of us. Itis the Battle of the sex is reps
in the man His name is Izzy. He lives in sermon Oaks, works
as a fourth grade teacher, andenjoys going to Dodger games. What's up
is he? Hey? Good morning, helone, good morning, good morning.
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Exactly representing the ladies. Her nameis Vera. She's from Pasadena.
She works as an egg donor coordinatorand enjoys playing tennis. Let's hear it
for Vera. Looks up Verra,Hello, hello, morning, Hello,
Hello. Here's that works for her. I'm gonna ask a few questions,
is he? Jill's gonna be askingyou the questions? Best? At the
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three wins still tie the end ofregulation, we get to an it's a
tough tiebreaker question. And to startwith the ladies, what artist has the
phrase always tired tattooed on his face? Plus malone? That is correct?
You just thought of who has atattooed face? Probably didn't you? Is
he? What British singer has twobirds and a big butterfly tattoo on his
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chest? Uh? Bridge? HarryStyles? Oh, Harry Styles? Yes,
that's correct, that's correct, YesStyles? Yes, current score one
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nothing? Ladies. What famous Ryanis Eva Mendez married to Brian Gosling.
That is correct. Is he what? Famous? Ryan starred in the two
thousand and five movie Just Friends.Bryan em No, Ryan Reynolds. Ladies
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win. Yeah, congratulations, youwant to battle the sexiest championship certificate?
Post it on social use the hashtagValentine in the Morning and share it with
pride. You've also won a fivehundred dollars cash card to host a legendary
viewing party courtesy of Ultraman Rising onNetflix out tomorrow. Don't miss the highly
(23:48):
anticipated animated film Ultraman Rising, streamingonly on Netflix this Father's Day weekend starting
tomorrow. Congrats, awesome, Thankyou. Well listen my friend is he?
You? Exit the stage? Thismoment is entirely yours. You take
it away. Congaginations. Thank youvery much. I love to listening to
your show and have a great restof your day. Thank you brother.
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Coming up, Three Things you Needto Know an expert. An expert claims
to have the best hack to geta crying baby to calm down on an
airplane? Could you do this withyour kid? Could you do it with
a kid? In twenty two cwe'll find out next with three Things you
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Need to Know? Nat is Valentinein the morning. This is one of
four to three MIFM. Today,UCLA will kick off five days of commencement
celebrations. Ultimately, there are seventyevents scheduled for the class of twenty twenty
four. Security measures will be increasedfor all commencement ceremonies after a series of
propelse sitting demonstrations this week. OnMonday, twenty five people were arrested at
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UCLA after protesters set up encampments andtook over portions of the campus. Trader
Joe's selling new mini insulated tote bagsin stores. The last time Trader Joe's
sold these three dollars mini tote bagsin March, they were being resold online
for about one thousand dollars. Accordingto eBay, Global, searches of these
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mini bags have increased by eight thousandpercent. I don't know what they look
like, I don't know what theyare, but I want one too.
The three dollars mini toad at TraderJoe's. John was training. So this
airline pilot is going viral right now. He claims to have the hack to
stop babies from crying on airplanes.He says he's asked a ton of moms
in his years of experience as apilot, and he has the answer.
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When the airline increases in altitude,gases in your body expand. So a
lot of adults chew gum. Babiescan't do that. So he says,
here are the two things you gottado for a baby. Number one breastfeeding.
Guys, hang on, we're gonnahave better luck with number two.
But oh, I was following numberone. I guess on the work with
He says, that's one of thebiggest helps you can do. And number
two giving the baby an ice cube. Now, I should also say nurses
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have chimed in saying, hey,it's a choking hazard, so sure,
for sure, but sucking on anice cube will help release some of those
gases and stop your baby from crying. You know it works. And as
a former parent, giving a babya bottle or something to suck on romance.
We're saying that, but he sayshe doesn't see that work as often.
That's the number one thing parents,This creepy guy following people around.
I'll throw the video baby cries.It's in the story in the plane,
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You're the pilot, for God's sake. At Valentine in the morning. What's
he doing? Fly the plane iswalking the aisles, watching moms and the
babies and stuff fly themselves, don'tthey just you take off and then you're
pretty good for a while. Okay, I'm John Coomuci. That's what's training
on socials coming up. What's themost annoying tourist attraction in your city?
What event? Festival? Landmark drawsa really big crowd, but it's annoying.
Texting to three one oh four tothree, Laurie said, we live
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in the Sanfordhino Mountains in Snow Valley, is five miles from us, and
in the mornings skiers honk and cussat me if I let oncoming traffic turn
in front of me to get theirkids to school. And then in the
evenings the skiers leaving are stopped inbumper to bumper traffic. Oh, and
it's it's the nightmare trying to putthat traffic together. By the way,
it's a one to one rule whenyou're merging traffic, folks, it's one
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car at a time. You go, I go, you go, I
go left and right, not threepeople trying to get in front of another
guy. Have some decency. It'son a four to three MIFM and it's
Valencine in the morning eight six sixfive four to four MYFM. Text into
our show at three one o fourthree really big screens at our studios,
So whatever you text comes right toyour favorite radio show, right in front
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of us. We'll see what you'retexting in. Now. Is there a
place in your town a tourist attractionthat's annoying, drives you crazy? Too
many people show up, It's agoofy thing. Whatever it is. Eight
sixty six five four four MYFM,Lisa, what about you? What's annoying
in your hometown? So? Ilive in Cala Mesa, right next to
you, Taipa. It's the LiveOaks Canyon pumpkin patch. Okay, it's
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like the biggest pumpkin patch in California, and uh, for about three months
of the year, the traffic ishorrendous and uh, just being a local
trying to get home in the evenings, yea a nightmas. What if people
come out, like take pictures inthe pumpkin patch and then of course get
their pumpkins and oh yeah, it'stotally instagrammable. They have like little houses
and need the pumpkins and it's gorgeous. I don't blame them for comings,
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and I'm glad they come and spendtheir money in the area. It's just,
you know, that traffic at theend of a long day, it
gets to you. Yeah, localsshould be able to use like a special
local lights and sirens, you know, like a special lane just for locals,
and you guys get like a fastpass or something that would be awesome.
So where's this a get? Itsounds great? Kaipa Okay, And
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what's the name of the pumpkin patch? Live Oaks Canyons, Live Oaks Canyon.
Everybody this fall Live Oaks Canyon pumpkinpatch is amazing, She says.
Thanks. Le's thank you, havea great day. Thanks for calling in
eight sixty six five four four ofim text and three one oh four to
three. Put a lot of pumpkinsin the back of that four of yours
are but you, oh, atleast one hundred, I'd say, here,
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God, I mean, we're advertisingfor Toyota, but dream pumpkins?
Are you insane pumpkins? And youcannot well, we didn't specify the size
of the pumpkin. They got thelittle guys got those little guys, but
I feel I think the average pumpkinyou could not get a hundred pumpkins in
a raft wour. You can geta lot Islander, get a lot of
my frius. You could put ahundred and the Rat four I don't think.
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So what are you used in thefront seat too? That would help
my case. So we could usethe front seat and the roof racket.
See the size of a pumpkin lately, it's like a normal sized pumpkin,
normal sized jack you think, doyou think you'll see out any windows?
Is this carget to move or something? Okay, a little jack lantern?
Put it on your head so youcan see right, Ah, here goes
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Jack. Whatever. Bottom line,you can put a ton in the back
of that wrat for thank you.Sure, Kenny, do a lot in
that Tota Raft four. I'm ina Prius Prime, Johnson, a Highlander.
Find it which is right for youat Tota dot com. Really great
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You're gonna get there safe in comfortin a vehicle loaded down with tech and
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and see conservatisation from a new perspective. I'm gonna tell you press and that's
yours, not on time in themorning. Yes, nailed it. It
was a hard word. They sneakup on you. Sometimes when I get
to words when I'm doing in publicspeaking, I get to a word that
I'm like, oh my god,I change its changed the words changed.
Conservation. There, I got it. There, you've you've just fixed it.
(30:48):
Who cares? You nailed it?It was perfect. Instead of conservation,
I would say animal retention efforts.I'm gonna write that down. Oh,
whether today partly collody some drizzle thismorning, Sunday, this afternoon in
Tap seventies to low eighties sixty twoand boil Hights sixty one and Wayne Park,
Jill's got the Entertainment headlines. Comingup, we now know who's gonna
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start in Disney's live action Mowana.I'll tell you who she is. Coming
up at seven fifty. Hey,Sophie, good morning. How are you
today? Good morning, I'm doinggood. How about you? Well,
you're doing fantastic. What is itin your hometown that's annoying and tourist attracts
and drives you crazy? It's thatsensible lights in Riverside. Oh yeah,
I've been there and it's congested,no, especially on opening weekend. Wo
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oh horrible, but traffic is horrible. It is beautiful, but traffic is
horrible, and like people are justso rude. What is the festival lights?
Can you explain it to me,Sophie. It's like a Christmas festival,
Like they like decorate like like Idon't know, like the hotels around
there, like the buildings around therewith that Christmas lights and stuff, and
they have like this little restaurant.It's like it's a cue little restaurant,
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but just people like crowd that areaand they're just I don't know, I
don't know how to move, LikeI say, excuse me, they're just
like so rude. I'm sorry,it's I'm sorry. I mean it should
just be for you, that's it, just for you and your family.
No, no, no, no, no no no no no no,
it's for everybody. But it's justlike just I don't know, like people
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just like shoving like shot like shouout of the way too, do they
really? Yeah, it's like it'syour city, you're living there and stuff
like that, and when people cometo visit, they should be polite and
they should be cognizant that people livein a certain area, you know what
I mean. It's not so freefor all During the holidays, people be
nice, but you know that parkingspots at malls or the holidays, My
god, nobody's nice during the holidays. Yeah. But that cute little coffee
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or that little hot chocolate stand.You always have a real reindeer there every
year. Oh they do, raindo Yeah? I didn't know that.
Well, it's gonna be packed thisyear now too. It is Sophy.
Thanks for calling. Merry Christmas,Mary, Oh, merry Christmas. You
two take care sev forty one.It is one of four to three.
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My famous is balance out of themorning char letday. What's the annoying tourist
attraction that's near you. It's Disneyland. Oh, there's so many ways you
can get to it. I'm surethat just being around that area it can
be a little frustrating. I liveright next door to it, and people
just try to park in our streetand then they get mad at us for
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having them move. And the fireworkswe off at night every night, so
it's very annoying. Yeah, oh, the fire like being that close.
It sucks. Oh man, ohman, you know who doesn't care.
I love Disneyland. I have friendswho live nearby in an apartment, and
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I love going over their house andgoing up to the park the top of
the parking structure and watching the fireworks. But when you think about it every
night every night, he can getloud. I'm sure she let me's trying
to get the sleeve, trying toput the kid down. Yeah, and
it's oh boy, the four dogsin Anaheim. Oh my gosh. Oh
yeah, I have a dog.She gets scared of the fireworks, so
it's it's crazy. Yeah, ohmy gosh, sir, let's say,
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but did you know ahead of time? Did you notice the place when you
moved there? Well, I was. I started living there back in nineteen
ninety nine and for me that wasnothing. Okay, just every night the
fireworks. It works, right.Have you ever thought about moving to a
different area. I did, Butyou know what, I got my health
very cheap. Okay, yeah,now you know why you got it cheap.
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So it was like, I gottaget away from these fireworks. A
very unlikely franchise is making its debuton Disney Plus. I'll tell you what
movies coming up after Traffic. Catherinelaga Aa. She's a seventeen year old
actress from Sydney, Australia. She'sgoing to play Moana in Disney's live action
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Mohanna. Now this is not tobe confused with the animated Mahana Too coming
later this year. This is goingto be a live action version of the
original Mohanna. The Rock will beback as Malley, and Catherine said,
I'm really excited to embrace this characterbecause Mohanna is one of my favorites.
She talked about her grandparents coming fromOh Gosh. I look up from my
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computer and bus his tongue inside ayogur container and just locked eyes with me.
That was those intense eye contact Iwith you. I'm sorry I was
trying to get the last bit oflistener. We didn't have any spoons in
(35:47):
the studio, so I used afork, and a fork isn't great for
yogurt, so I I put myweed by your play very nice, and
I put my tongue in the yogurtthing and just trying to lick the last
bit of yo. I'm sorry,guys, just trying to have his breakfast
over here, just trying to exist. One time I look up, you
were just locked in. Never lookup that yogurt. Wow, Okay,
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Well, Catherine said, I'm honorto have an opportunity to celebrate Samoa and
all Pacific Island peoples and to representyoung girls who look like me and Wana
will start filming this summer and it'sgonna be in theater's July of twenty twenty
six. And if you are afan of the Saw franchise, you should
subscribe to Disney Plus. Because nowI'm not even looking up, I can
(36:32):
see it like a blur. Yeahno, not. You lick your ice
cream bowl when you don't on theice cream. You don't you do that?
You got a bowl liquor. Ihave a bowl liquor. I love
licking bowls. Okay, you'd likea salad bowl with the blue cheese dressing
at the end. I've always beenlike that, and it's a horrible,
horrible trait, but I enjoy lickingthe bowl after ice cream or a salad
(36:54):
or something like that, or theyogurt here. It is just so funny
when you're at work and doing itwalking. Guys, you can now stream
the first seven Saw movies if youhave the Disney Plus Hulu bundles. When
you open up your Disney Plus app, you might see the new Saw or
the Saft franchise there for you toI'm so distracted. I'm Jill with the
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entertainment headlines. Goy just trying tohave his breakfast over here, you know,
just trying to exist on his own. He's getting called out for it.
It's very funny. Seven fifty two. It's one U four to three,
My fam, do you I haveyour my face? A little battle
of sex is calling out for ona plane. If you got happy yests,
please text us at three one ohfour to three. Here's your daily
(37:37):
douchef happy news on Valentine in themorning. I'm thirty and I just closed
and spent my first night in acondo. Oh, you got your first
house basically? Congratulations, Yeah,thank you dude, that's great. Thirty
years old, you got a condoin San Diego. Yeah, yeah,
that's good living, buddy, loveSan Diego. Million dollars later, I
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think a report just said San Diegois now like the most expensive city to
buy in. I thought it wasLa County. No, it's definitely more
than La is it really? Yeah? Wow? What do you do in
San Diego? I'm a marine.You're a marine. You're very deleted.
Thank you for your service, sir, Thank you for your support. You're
worth it. What's the Oh that'sgood. Wow. I haven't heard that
(38:21):
back ever. Oh, I feellike Jills, I know, Drakkoda.
I've never heard that back. Oh, you know what I did when I
was in Philadelphia? And I dostuff sometimes, not because I wouldn't normally
do it, but I'm also verycognizant of my sixteen year old son being
with me and stuff. We're onthis big bus that's touring through philadelphield like
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a tourist bus, you know,you ride it around and stuff. We
see them all the time, likeTMZ buses and Hollywood star buses here in
La and stuff. So we're walkingthrough the bus as a gentleman who's of
older age and so the age tome matched the hat, okay, and
he said he was a Vietnam veteran. Buy his hat, right. So
people just walking past guy, andI looked down. I made a point
in shucka sane go, sir,thank you very much for your service,
(39:05):
and he just gave me a littlethank you, and I went about my
day. But nobody else was doingit, you know, And I knew
my sixteen year old is walking behindme. And for the men and women
that have served our country over theyears, they say I will be there,
I will be at the ready,like Dakota. This should be things,
especially for like the Vietnam vets.You know, they went through a
lot of trauma and they really appreciateit. My grandpa he served during that
time, did he I tried,yeah, and I try to get him
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to give him his cup of coffeeevery time we went out. But he
was also a stubborn eighty year oldman. So oh, okay, all
right, well then there's that,but not even that. Just so many
men and women from Iraq in Afghanistan. You know we have vets all over
the place. M h. Whatcan we say to a marine that makes
us sound cool like cent for five? Yeah, I'll do it. Oh,
I'm cool. Thanks to God tohave a great one and hang out.
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I want to get your addresses andyou're like a little housewarming gift.
Oh, thank you, Hank tayponwhat sec hey to wait? It is
Valentine in the morning. This isone of four to three MYFM. It
is Thursday, June thirteenth. Goodmorning. Thank you for listening to our
show. A little later on thishour. What did you let someone else
take the fall for? Texted inthree one o four three. At our
house. We have a very tinygarage, and I keep bumping into my
(40:13):
wife's car or opening a car doorand dinging her car. Oh, scratches
and dings, actual dents and stufflike that. Okay, wow, And
I did it again. And Itold my son Mike. I was like,
you gotta, you gotta take thisone man. You didn't know,
and he did. He took likea champ. He did. Well.
I have to take him to DavidBusters. You told him if you oh
my god, you cannot. Youtold the kid. Listen, you take
(40:37):
the hit in this one. Tellmom that you bumped the car, and
I'll take it to Dave and Busters. That is horrible. That's lying going
to do to the kid, youknow. And he's teaching dishonesty to the
child. But you're also teaching likebro code and like being a bro and
you guys, yeah lies. Ifhe tells a lie, he's rewarded for
(40:57):
the lie. You cover up forsomebody else and you're rewarded for that.
I don't like this. I don'tlike it. Yeah, the way you
said that made me feel bad,my friend. That's trying to make you
feel bad. And I made plentyof mistakes as a parent. Right just
on the face, this one seemslike it's a bad, bad thing.
It's like, oh, I'll tella lie. I'll get David Busters.
You know he's gonna start. He'sgonna like plant stuff on you. Now
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he'd be like, oh, Dad, I'll take the fall for that.
When if mom found that magazine ofyours, I smashed the window of her
collar. So now we're going toDavid Busters, right, Dad, Okay,
you're making some points, all right, What did you let somebody else
take the fall for texting at threeone oh four three. It is the
Battle of sexes reps. In theManson as Nathaniel, he lives in Fontana,
works as an inventory manager, andenjoys playing poker with the guys.
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Nathaniel, what's up, buddy?Hey? How's it going? Do it
all right? Man? Representing theladies. Her name is Amy. She's
from Laguna Miguel. She works asa paralegal and enjoys everything Disney. Let's
hear it for Amy, Amy,good morning. How crazy would it have
(42:04):
been if Nathaniel lived in the Hawthornarea? Right, here's how it works,
Amy, what can you explain that? No, it's just my English
nerds out there, if you know, you know Hawthorn? The author are
(42:24):
Google? Yes? Yes? Whatbooks as they? The Minister's black veil?
No, thank you the scarlett.All right, here's what works,
Amy. I gonna ask a fewquestions that Daniel just gonna be asking you
the questions best of the three windsstill tied in the regulation, we go
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to it. That's a tough tiebreaker question that it starts with. It
is in the movie Finding Nemo.What kind of fish is Nemo? What
kind of fish? Is nemo cloudfish? Clownfish is correct, Nathaniel. In
the movie Inside Out, what emotiondoes Amy Pohlar play? What's her character's
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name, Joy? Yes? Currentscore one to one. What fast food
restaurant was known for its promotion ofthe five dollars of long subway? That's
correct, Nathaniel. What medical gametests your hand eye coordination and find motor
(43:27):
skills by taking out tiny plastic pieceswith tweezers? Operation? Yes? Do
you know years ago at a radiostation I worked at Boston. We were
doing like little pranks and stuff likethat. This is before TV pranks shows
are popular, And we hooked upOperation to a different battery supply and we'd
play with that. It wasn't acar battery but something very very big.
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So instead of that, you gottareally we were dumb in her early twenties.
We didn't know any better, allright. Current score is two to
two. Name of baseball team withit bird as it's mascot. What do
you got, Amy? A baseballteam with the bird? Is this mascot?
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She make it? I've got mylittle timer over here. Blue Jays,
Orioles, Cardinals, Yahka Jump AndNathaniel, what famous Canadian has songs
titled You're Still the One and thatdon't impress me much? Oh, Michael,
(44:40):
Oh, that's Shanaia Twain. LadiesWin Amy. You've won a Battle
of the Sexiest Championship certificate posted onsocial Use the hashtag Valentine in the Morning
and share it with pride. Thankyou so much. You've also won a
pair of three day asses to thetwenty twenty five Stage Coach Festival happening April
(45:04):
fifth to the twenty seventh. Awesome, thank you. People are asking for
Alabama Moon yesterday. By the way, Alabama Moon, it's a great song,
it just doesn't hit the same likeduring in this scenario. That's more
of like a on the back porchwith a glass of wine. Alabama Moon.
In my opinion, Albemma Moon ismy favorite of the songs of all
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songs, oh no, in theworld of all the great songs. Like
Lisa Fox always says that is herfavorite songs as well, they're junk aroun
because these are my country songs,all right. So anyway, Nathaniel,
listeners to exit the stage, thismoment is entirely yours. You take it
away. I think guys re listenson the tickets. I'll just try to
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tie again tomorrow. Oh all right, well, geez, let's just pencil
your right in. Good luck,my friend, good luck. Coming up.
Three things you need to know.Yesterday, protesters took up a part
of a college campus in southern California. Employees were told to shelter in place.
What is happening? That's coming upwith three things you need to know?
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All right, it's eight twenty one, it's Valentine in the morning.
This is one of four to threeMIFM. Yesterday, pro pala sitting demonstrators
took over a building at CALCLA groupof about one hundred people barricaded exits,
blocked paths around the building. Employeeswere told to shelter in place. Images
from the scene showed graffiti in thebuilding and furniture and overturn and picnic tables
blocking the doorways. Imagine if oneof these poor people inside you're told to
(46:28):
shelter in place. I am allfor your rights and freedom of speech,
but when you do that to peopleinside of building and your damaging property and
stuff, I don't know. Somebodyin southern California won three hundred and forty
thousand dollars playing Powerball. That drawingtook place last night. The ticket that
match five of the numbers purchased inCathedral City near Palm Springs. Meanwhile,
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the next Powerball drawing Saturday night,and the Jack Putt is we'orth thirty four
million dollars. John was trending.So there's a cat going viral right now
because he just earned an honorary doctoratefrom Vermont University. What's a six year
old tabby named Max. He liveswithin walking distance from the school and he's
been visiting the campus every day foryears. He's become quite famous on this
campus. So the college finally decidedto award him an honorary doctorate of literature.
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You gave him his own school email, and they even called his name
during the graduation ceremony. Sometimes itshocks me that he escaped with no student
loans, But I'm Jack Oluchie.That's just treining on social sounds mad about
that, all right? It's eighttwenty three, Cotop, What did you
let somebody else take the fall for? You can text it At three one
oh four to three. Courtney textedit and said, my dad had always
(47:37):
been protective of his card. WhenI was visiting home from college, I
borrowed his brand new Toyota Camry togo visit my teacher. It was dark,
I had a turnaround and ended upaccidentally going over some rocks. My
teacher came out to help, butthere was a huge dent in my bumper.
My older brother offered to take thefall, and I let him.
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It was either that or telling mydad a deer in front of me,
But there were no deer around,so my brother had to take the fall.
Wow, nice brother taking the fallfor a sister. Look at that,
Brian's child taking the fall for him, a real one. How old
is your son again? He's nine? Nine year old? Are you going
to do this for dead? Tellmom that is she listening? By the
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way, I think she's at work. I've made many mistakes. Don't tell
her about this all her coworkers.Tell one of four to three. My
fam it's Valentine in the morning.You let somebody else take the fall for
you. Christy, good morning inPasadena. How are you today? I
how are you today? We're doingall right. We're gonna sccet up our
second chance prom tonight. We're stokedabout that of course it sounds great.
(48:42):
Well, it is great, butsomebody apparently is wearing shorts tonight. Yes,
Ryan, yes, so I haveheard. But are you wearing your
kilt? No, that was aThey said no to that. And by
the way, my kilt would havebeen great on a ship with a breeze.
Who so tell us, who didyou take the fall for you?
So when I was in ninth grade, my best friend and I set off
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a fire extinguisher and the teacher's lounge, and just as we were walking out,
two of the known trouble makers inmy grade walked by, and the
teacher saw us. All we allkind of walked out of that only at
the same time. But she immediatelyjust went to them and let us go,
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and the two of them took thefall for us. They did this
attention. Well, they were like, we're here anyway, throw another ten
years at our term. Whatever didthey did they ever come up to you
and go, hey, we tookthe fall for you with the fire extinguisher
thing. No, they were justcool about it. They never brought it
up. But yeah they didn't.William Casey and William Okay, they never
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said we didn't do it. No, maybe they did so much like bad
stuff, So like, did wedo it? Yes? That was probably
us, right, William? Yeahright, Casey, you couldn't miss it
was full. You could see thewhite pattery stuff. Yeah. Did you
do it on purpose? No?We were just matching around. We're pretty
(50:13):
good kids, but we were messingaround and we pulled the pin. I
wonder what it really was, youknow, I mean, I don't know
if you know the definition of purpose. Let me see if I can help
you out the definition about purpose.You pulled the pin out and then you
squeeze the trigger. That's that's kindof like that's on purpose. Well,
okay, yes, we're looking ata little bit. But then, you
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know, once we pushed it,we didn't realize how much would come out,
right, right. You just keptholding onto it out of panic in
that concrete griffiad and it kept comingout. Listen, I'm here for Casey
and William. Somebody's gonna stand upwith these two guys. Yep, let's
go a viewpoint nineteen eighty six.That's funny, Christy, thanks for calling
in. How's life going for youtoday? How you doing today? Great?
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I'm working from home today, sothat's always nice not to make the
drive. Got it? Okay,Well thanks for listening. We do appreciate
you. Thank you. Are youtaking care? By bye? If you
guys are making that drive to worktoday, drive in a Toda. That's
what we do. We have aPrius Prime in my house. I drive
the Prius Prime. And then myfriend Jill over here, she's gonna RAPH
four. John's gonna highlander that RAPHfour comes at a prime option, which
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the prime option is basically this,it's gas and it's electric combined with Toyota
and obviously Tode who brought you thePrius originally here leads the way. They
know what they're doing when it comesto saving money at the pump. So
when they combine the gas and electricin my Prius, I'm just I'm a
rock star. But then now Jillhas that with you. RAPH four,
which is kind of like an SUVtype vehicle, right right, it's a
(51:42):
little bit smaller, you know,it's like a crossover vehicle. But it's
so deceiving because it doesn't look likea big car. But once you sit
inside of it, you realize there'sso much room inside. Yeah. Earlier
today Jill talked about the pumpkin countinsteade of raph four and she thought she
could fit a large number of pumpkins. I don't know where that game.
If I had the money, Iwould want to purchase a hundred pumpkins just
(52:02):
to show you that I really feellike it could fit a hundred pumpkins inside.
About for well, why don't youoffer to drive some pumpkins to a
grocery store for Albersons or Vonds orPavilions or something and see if you could
fit the pumpkins inside the vehicle.Wait, I would really love to do
that because I want to show thatI'm right. I'm in. It's strange.
Call me up Toyota dot com tofind out which tote is right for
(52:25):
you. They're a longtime sponsor forshow. We appreciate that. Really good
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Get into your locals on then CaliforniaTota dealer Today. I want to
Tellia Perez and that's a traffic wehave Valentine in the morning. All right,
Natalia, thank you, Sorry,there's a trainerck happening here in the
studio. Okay, weather emergency,Yes, I lost you lost the weather,
(52:47):
the sheet of weather that I wasenjoying chatting Natalia. Did you ever
let somebody take the fall for somethingyou did? You know what I have?
And I felt it when Brian talkedabout what he did, because I
definitely the other day blamed chocolate gettingon the couch on my three year old
son to my husband stopping. Youwere sitting there chocolate. You were challenging
(53:07):
chocolate, and you said our son, or you probably said your son,
No, you do that, yougo when son bad, your kid does
it go? You know what yourson did? Suddenly it's no longer a
kid, it's the other partner's kid. Your son smeared chocolate on the white
couch. Yeah, that's yours.Get you. Yeah. But my husband
(53:28):
was like, there's chocolate on thecouch. Were you eating chocolate? And
I was like, no, Ithink John Matthew had chocolate. Oh,
you blatantly lie too. We areshow representing good parenting skills left and right
happen. No, I got it. I get it. Whether today partly
cloudy and drizzle this morning, Sunday, this afternoon tap seventies to low eighties,
(53:49):
sixty two and boile heights sixty oneam Buena Park. Jill's got the
entertainment headlines coming up. You cannow get the friends experience without having to
go to New York. I'm soexcited about this. I'll tell you all
about it coming up at eat fifteen. John, you have listenity to take
the fall for something you did.I let my girlfriend take the fall all
the time when my friends want togo to dinner but it's too late for
me. Right, she knows she'staking the fall, or you just using
(54:10):
your an excuse. I use heras an excuse, But she's down when
she's around, right, Okay,when you go, oh, Olivia is
just not feeling it, man,She's a little tired to get a big
whatever tomorrow or something. And thenlater on somebody goes, oh, Olivia,
I'm sorry that you couldn't make itthat night. Well, they're getting
smarter about it because they're asking herfirst now because she'll say, yes,
(54:30):
I'm down for dinner, and thenthey'll come to me. And then I
got to look like the old onesaying I'm too tired of going right.
And you know what else is goingto impact this now is the fact that
you're saying this play by play yeah, and Jolly Joe Bro and all your
friends from the frat house. Ithappened last night. It happened last night.
Was last night. Last night.I went to my girlfriend's volleyball game,
and my friend was smart enough heasked her first if we wanted to
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hit dinner after. But I knewit. Seven thirty and that's like my
bedtime, the morning show. Yeah, so you went out, you had
a nice dinner. Yeah, wehad a nice dinme. That's good.
That's good. I knew it.That's why the hat's backwards. Yeah.
John tried to say something else,but I can I can tell when people
don't get sleep around here. Wejust all tell because we worked together so
closer. Right, So when Johnhas a hat backwards, it's to actually
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keep his eyes open. The hatis so tight that it pulls on the
forehead, you know, muscles orwhatever, and keeps his eyes open and
look look deep into the whites ofhis eyes. Right now, I look
a little tired, little red,little bloodshot. You can't even blink with
my hat this test. Yeah,I knew it. I called that early
today too. Yeah, he's outof it, and he's like, no,
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I just want to get some hathair shower twice for a second Chance
prom Oh God, just showered twice. Dear Lord, somebody's showering twice.
That's the end of the world rightthere in the drought. Well, thank
you for shouting. We'll push youin the harbor. My fam. It's
Valentine in the morning, this eighteenforty two. We're all pumped for Second
Chance prom tonight. You'll just letout this, like this massive, beautiful,
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excited like a scream. Yeah.I have to do that sometimes,
either for excitement or I need tolike release like a little bit of energy.
Like sometimes it just feels good tojust let out some type of scream
for no matter what emotion you're feeling, right, So just you know,
almost like a prehistoric just let itgo. There's no warning with me,
and I'm sorry, like it justcomes. That's okay. I just it
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was. I said one oh,and then I heard it, and then
I started. I pulled my micdown real quickly started again. Second Chance
prompt tonight. They were stoked aboutthat. And listen, if you didn't
get tickets, I'm so sorry aboutthat. We do want to make sure
you get on board this thing.So next year we're gonna make a bigger,
bigger, and bigger, and we'restoked for this one. But it
seems like a wonderful idea that welatched onto. A lot of people are
really excited about having a second chanceat PROMPT. And who took the fall
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for you? No one specific.It was just some neighbors in the apartment
building. What happened to me?So? I accidentally scratched and dented the
car door of my friend's mom's car. Yeah, And so when she saw
it, I like never said anything. My friend knew it was me,
but she never said And when hermom thought, she was just like,
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Oh, these neighbors are so jealousand blah blah blah, and so she
just blamed them. The neighbors arejealous of what? What were they jealous
of? I'm this new band.So she thought that they were jealous and
she got this car. Oh,they were jealous of the car. Okay,
So they scratched it and dented it, like, oh, you get
a nice car, we'll show you. Yeah, and it was you and
it was me. Is your friend'smom still with us? Do you know
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the number of the house? Umm? No, you don't have her phone?
Number. Yeah, I have hernumber. Would you want to do
something that's different today, that isabsolutely brilliant in a moment of character building
for all of us. Would youlike to apologize for an act of so
many years gone by? No,someone is returning to Gray's anatomy. I'll
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tell you who right after traffic WhatSorry, it's just hot cheeto dust.
Yeah, it happens a lot.I know because I eat little our little
trip to the snack machine. Ohman, hot cheeto dust. Yes,
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huh, all right, all right, you got the hot cheeto dust out
of your mouth. There, solid, beautiful, take it away. It's
Valentine in the morning. One Ofour three MIFM. It's nine twenty four.
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one O four three MIFM dot comslash festival. Today, UCLA will kick
off five days of commencement celebrations.Ultimately, there were seventy events scheduled for
the Class of twenty twenty four.Class of twenty twenty four high school or
college congratulations guys. Yeah. Securitymeasures are increased for all commencement ceremonies after
a series of pro palasiting demonstrations thisweek. On Monday twenty five people were
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arrested at UCLA after protesters set upin campments and took over portions of the
campus. Trader Joe's What do youdo in Trader Joe's? What is this
sing all about? What's the excitementbehind this? I want to see one.
I want to get one. Iwanted. They're selling new mini insulated
tote bags in stores. The lasttime Trader Joe's sold these three dollars mini
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toote bags in March. They werebeing resold online for about one thousand dollars.
Forget you, Stanley Cups. I'mgetting a three dollars mini toote from
Trader Joe's. According to eBay,Global, searches of these mini bags have
increased by eight thousand percent. Howbig are they? What do you put
in it? The pretty small Chelseain the sales department has one on her
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door right now and they're insulated,right they are, And it's on her
door, just hanging there for doorsopen. I'm just saying, you can
sneak in there, John, andwe'll just say what it looks like,
steal it? Going wow, takeit. I don't know, I thought
you were like considering that John andI were thieves. Yeah, I was
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some suspicion in those days, John, what's trending? This airline pilot is
going viral right now. He claimsto have a hack to stop babies from
crying on planes. He said,in his years of experience, he's asked
a ton of moms on planes,and they seem to have two answers for
you. Number one, breastfeeding.Apparently that's the case here. If you
chew gum is an adult that helpslet some of the gases get out as
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the altitude increases. But if you'renot breastfeeding, maybe give that baby an
ice cube as well. That's numbertwo right there. They do say it
might be a choking hazard, sobe careful, but that for baby might
be a choking The nurses are comingin on that one. Yeah, but
I'm John Comuci. That's what's turndingon socials, right, was the old
thing just gave the baby a bottleon takeoff and landing? Right? Yeah?
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Or like a pacifire wood right?Yeah? No, no, they
screamed the entire time. Oh,I feel like it worked for my son.
I mean it was hit or missed, but I remember having some really
rough flights at first, right.Uh yeah, sorry to hear that one.
O four to three, My fami. It is Valentine in the morning
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tonight second Chance prom with City Cruiseis. It's gonna be so much fun.
We're gonna be out there having agreat time. I can't wait.
We're gonna mean, Marina del Rey, We're all gonna be on a boat
together, having dinner and then dancingthe night away. All brought to you
by Premiere America Credit Union. Thankyou very much for that. Have a
great time tonight, and then youknow what next year if you didn't win
tickets for this year, next year, you've got time to get the dress,
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to get the tucks and get readyfor that slow dance. That chance
at last minute romance when you move, move to the left, to the
right, and then oh, secondchance prom has come to southern California.
It's a big deal. It's goingto take off. Let me do it
around the country. A second chanceat prom. And if the boats are
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rocking, it's just me on thedance floor. Is that the waves from
the boat or well what does thatmean? I also want to thank spanks
for providing many of us with somestuff tonight. There will be a point
when they come off. It's knownas the bewitching. Now we're in the
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Nicees. That's right, nine o'clock, the spanks come off. It's international
waters. Right when you get outsideand you're in international waters. Oh man,
we can launch the spanks. Evenspanks might's like some cheap brands.
Oh really, yeah, it's like, thanks, we gave it our best.
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Thanks all right. Thanks n oneof four three Mia fan Lisa Fox
is coming up next. Make sureyou stick around for that. Jo.
So what are you doing? You'releaving here? Are your your hair is
done? Right? Oh? Wellnot really? Okay, do my hair
curlers in or something again? Ohno, I'm gonna I don't know what
I'm gonna do with my hair.But I gotta do my makeup. I
gotta do my hair, gotta putthe dress on, gotta take a nap.
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Okay, we're also gonna pick upmy fiance's wedding suit today, like
we got wearing that tonight is weddingsuit. Non get married in the High
Seas tonight. Let's just do it. I'm a reverend. I'll do it.
Family, Yes, come on,I'll just do it. We'll fill
the whole thing, every great john. You all said you gotta pick up
a liby and everything. Yeah,exactly. I'm staying here for a little
bit and then I'm gonna drive downthere, get ready, shower, and
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she lives in Long Beach, sowe'll be closer to Marina. Got your
Brie Stokes, buddy, I amso ready. Okay, kids from summer
camp. Then meet the babysitter,and then it's time to party. Gotcha
and the baby sits cool staying latein tonight. She's used to that.
She is okay, Gosh, weparty hard and your wife is ready to
go. Oh she's ready. Yeah, what color dresses you're wearing? Green?
I think, actually I have noidea. I was actually thinking of
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the dress dress, there's a freud. Sorry Jeff, Sorry Kyla. So
Part two of Ridgerton Season three justpremiered on Netflix, and if you watch
the first part already, you knowthe carriage scene, very steamy. Well,
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Luke Newton, who plays Colin Bridgerton, he says, there's plenty more
where that came from. There's somuch more to come, and he says
fans are going to be blown awaywith the second hand. I didn't like
the carriage scene. You did it? Like it? Well, that's because
you're watching it with your son.Well, not only that. I'm a
hygiene person, you know, andnobody washed their hands. Okay, all
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right, getting in the horse carriages. Catherine she is a seventy year old
actress from Sydney, Australia. She'sgonna play Malana in Disney's live action Mowana.
Now this is not the animated MoanaToo, which is coming out later
this year. This is the liveaction version of the original Maana. The
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Rock will be back as Maui,and Catherine said she's really excited to embrace
this character because Molana is one ofher favorites. As you talked about her
grandparents coming from different islands in Samoa, and she said, I'm honored to
have an opportunity to celebrate Samoa andall Pacific Island peoples and to represent young
girls who look like me. AndMaana is going to start filming this summer
and it's gonna be in theaters Julytwenty twenty six. I'm Jill when they're
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in Timan headlines, right, Jill, thank you ever your show. Thank
you for your show. Jill,thank your show. Thank you very show.
Michael Pullman in New York City,think of your show. Laura on
the Couch, thank you for yourshow. Brian Burton, thank you for
your show. Natalia Perez, thankyou for your show. Thank you for
your show. We'll get a finalcheck that morning, traffick to Talian's gonna
be there tonight as well in ourSecond Chance Prom and again next year.
We'll just keep increasing the amount ofpeople going invite to this because we do
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want you guys to join us atSecond Chance Prom