January 8, 2026 • 40 mins
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
You know.
Speaker 2 (00:00):
I had a prediction that you're going to come in.
We're in sunglasses, by the way.
Speaker 1 (00:04):
You know, on a cloudy day. Yeah, I was like,
I actually had him in the car and I just
told j D. I was like, I demogate my glasses.
He said why, I said, because I like making all
the radio in the morning feel weird because I'm wearing shades,
because they're all these things Black guys wear shades, they
do and I s I said, I want to. I
want to. I want to pull with this stereotype looking
(00:27):
without glasses.
Speaker 3 (00:29):
Recognize you without them. You have very nice eyes.
Speaker 1 (00:31):
Well you know what it is. It's just that they're
drunk eyes because I had some whiskey on the plane.
Did you just get in today, I just got off
a plane.
Speaker 2 (00:38):
Oh my gosh.
Speaker 3 (00:40):
Whiskey in the morning on the plane doesn't doesn't mess
you up at all for the rest of the day.
Speaker 1 (00:44):
Can I live?
Speaker 4 (00:45):
You can live, but you can have a good time
with my life.
Speaker 2 (00:52):
Hey, listen, I want to give you a little history
of you with this radio show. I don't know if
you know your history with this radio show.
Speaker 1 (00:57):
What did I do?
Speaker 2 (00:58):
Okay, let me tell you what happened and this might
be fifteen twenty years ago.
Speaker 1 (01:01):
Damn I'm that old. Yeah, And let me tell you why,
like thirty years old, I don't.
Speaker 2 (01:05):
We played a game years ago, and I think the
prize at the time was tickets to the Grammys, and
we came up with a game called who do you Know?
And you have to have the biggest celebrity call in
for you, right, and then we had people go to
our website and vote, and we had a bunch of
celebrities call in, and you were one of them, like
fifteen something years ago, maybe even longer than that, right,
Kanye West was one of them. Wow, a handful of
different people. Later, after the contest was over, people voted
(01:29):
and you won. You want more people voted for Marlon
Wains than Kanye went.
Speaker 1 (01:34):
That might stand true still today with all the mess easts, right, yes, okay,
well get this five years ago? No way, get this?
So pissed everybody off.
Speaker 2 (01:47):
The contest is over and Kanye calls back later and
this is what happened. Hey, you know you called this.
I don't know if you remember. This was like six
months ago we played We're playing this game called who
do you Know? Remember, and you called in for someone
who we didn't believe it was you. And then we
played your interview with your mom when your mom was
promoting her new book, and she was like, Oh, that's
(02:07):
my Kanye. That's definitely my Kanye. And let me tell
you something. You said you were going to win and
you should have won, and we screwed up the contest.
We made it internet voting in this lady. The lady
who won, she had like, oh she cheated and she
had a billion people vote for her, and so we
had to give her the car. And you know what
celebrity won, Yeah, Adam Sandler.
Speaker 1 (02:25):
Right, no, no, No, Marlon Wayans Marlon Wayne? Why got
sound that surprise too? Su conversation about that with Adam Saidler,
But Adam Sandler really is a legend.
Speaker 5 (02:39):
Like if he walks down the street, it depends on
what street it is.
Speaker 1 (02:45):
No more people know Adam Sandler. I had to. I
was messed up for a couple of days of that,
but I had to.
Speaker 2 (02:53):
I think I seid have beat him.
Speaker 1 (02:56):
And you know what, to be very honest, back fifteen
years ago, I would agree Kanye West should have won.
He was off gold Digger. That was huge, It was
massive That's why I said that. Not want to say
that I'm bigger than Kanye. Now, I'm just saying I'm
a slightly more likable. For sure. I still like Kanye.
(03:20):
I mean, I think he's just he's just different. He's
very different, polarizing.
Speaker 3 (03:24):
It's gone through some stuff, but I just feel like,
you know.
Speaker 1 (03:27):
He's different. He's you know, he's a great artist, and
you know who knows what shape he's gonna take and
what he's gonna do, and you always he always does
the good music. That's yeah, let me tell you this,
but just to let you know, don't run for president.
Actually maybe right, but I sometimes I'm not kidding you.
Speaker 2 (03:45):
I would say once every couple of weeks, I'm by
myself at a red light and I'll just go moll Willans.
Speaker 1 (03:51):
Because he's the way he takes out like Susie. I'm
stand Sean anyway.
Speaker 6 (04:01):
Man.
Speaker 2 (04:01):
So thanks for coming is. We're very excited that we
haven't had an in studio guests a long time.
Speaker 1 (04:04):
Apparently nobody cares.
Speaker 2 (04:07):
That was a long time ago. Malin Waians.
Speaker 1 (04:10):
So you guys finished scary movie. Yeah, all dumb wrapped
up and now we're editing. So I should have that
puppy locked and loaded by I would say April, and
that's coming up. Maybe March April will be in theaters
June twelfth.
Speaker 2 (04:25):
Are you directed here to the.
Speaker 1 (04:26):
Our movie scary movie or Spielberg movie. I'm like, they're
on a pick scary movie. Go see the guy who
made Jaws. Yeah, that looks weird. I want to see that.
I want to see some really good poop jokes.
Speaker 4 (04:43):
Is it hard to do a comedy in theaters now
with streaming and all that?
Speaker 3 (04:47):
No, you set that right away.
Speaker 1 (04:48):
We'll see. But no, it's an event, man. It's like,
you know, think about it first. There's an event because
it's the first time the Wayans Brothers back or with
the franchise Scary Movie, first time in twenty years, that
Anna Faris, Regina Hall, myself, Sean will be together, first
(05:12):
time a long time, that we bought the entire cast,
a lot of the cast from the first two Scary
movies back, and it's the first time we're gonna sit
in the theater as in twenty five years and have
this conversation about everything that everybody's afraid to talk about,
from race, religion, politics, just everything all mashed into this
(05:33):
big funny movie and it's everybody gets it. You know,
we're equal opportunity offenders, and you know, it's something for everybody.
I think it's more than I think that it's all
the divisive topics. But I think it's what has transpired
over the past twenty five years or twenty years since
we've been removed. What has happened to comedy, What has
(05:55):
happened to movies, What has happened to this generation versus
jan generation? You know, it's them kids, the gen outa
kids calling us unk, and we're like, you gotta go,
you gotta you got vaccine jokes in there? No that'
come on, it's opportunity. It's all this was three years ago. Oh,
(06:16):
the whole movie would have been with the post have
been Us in a Vaccination. But tim though, because I
mean a scary movie.
Speaker 3 (06:25):
The franchise is epic, and right now people are craving nostalgia.
Speaker 1 (06:29):
People need laughter nostalgia because nostalgia had a point of view,
Nostalgia had a culture. Nostalgia had a sense of humor.
I feel bad for the new generation because they're just
they don't know what to think, because they're just trying
to find what they think by looking back to our culture.
(06:51):
They don't have a culture. They're not fighting for anything.
When they start fighting for something, I think they're gonna
start building a culture when they start becoming active. These
kids don't march well right now, nobody wants to get canceled.
Everybody trying. I think, well, cultures, it doesn't exist. All
this that people think exists doesn't exist. You're looking at
(07:14):
social media. Social media is not run by regular people.
Those are run by countries that hate the fabric of
our country, the fact that we have opinions. They hate
the fact that we have freedom of speech. They hate
the fact that we live as a bunch of immigrants
in this place called America and somehow managed to get
along and keep our freedom. Little Shin Kanye would have
(07:40):
got that right. Think about it, we we with all
our opinions is based on what other people think. I'm
telling you this reason why I stay on stage, stay
in the comedy, because I know that I can talk
about things and the audience is gonna laugh. They're not
judging me. They're not getting up, they're not walking out.
They want to laugh. If you leave it to social media,
(08:01):
they'll tell you he's canceled for this, he's canceled for that.
He's do you think they should make it?
Speaker 2 (08:07):
Like so like Netflix, you know how you can't get
Netflix in England, there's only like maybe Twitter should just
be those countries.
Speaker 1 (08:12):
It's not even it's Twitter. Well you said social media,
it's all the bots.
Speaker 2 (08:16):
Yeah, you're right.
Speaker 1 (08:17):
I think you're all the bots. And then you look
at the comments and the comments have this many people
say this, So the majority of the comments say this.
But those comments aren't going to check one of those
people who who's making that negative comment, go check. They
have like three followers and they follow like one hundred
and forty. I think you got a really good perspective
(08:38):
of it.
Speaker 2 (08:38):
But I'm gonna bring back something nostalgic, so something that
that my own personal way of doing interviews is I
don't like the research. I like to just go off
my memory.
Speaker 1 (08:45):
Yeah, and wow, that's big, especially because I know you
did a lot of coke bagging the day.
Speaker 2 (08:59):
Okay, if I make a mistake, I apologize, but I
am I started when my first red paying job in
radio was at a hip hop radio station, and I
feel like Luther Vaners Janet Jackson, Are you how I
the Overweight lover MC? Are you in that?
Speaker 1 (09:16):
The best things in life are free? And that was
a bunch of mean to me? That was that was Yeah,
I'm not gonna say, you're not gonna get me doing that? No, no,
but are you in that video? Are you in? That's
that's where my brains in the video and me and
my brother. That song came from the More Money soundtrack.
That's right, So Luther Vangels, Janet Jackson, Jimmy jam Terry
(09:38):
Lewis did the soundtrack. I was the baby brother and
so they put me and I was in More Money
was my first movie, so they put me in the movie.
I got to meet Janet and boy did I have
you had goose one goose bump in my paint?
Speaker 2 (09:54):
You know what? What's that movie? The one where the
great I'm thinking of two pot and Jada that No, yeah,
but Janet was it?
Speaker 1 (10:04):
What was it?
Speaker 2 (10:05):
Yeah?
Speaker 6 (10:05):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (10:05):
Yeah? Money. She wasn't her own money, but she did.
Speaker 2 (10:08):
She did a song with Heavy D the Overweight level
m C. Isn't that song?
Speaker 1 (10:13):
He maybe? Yeah?
Speaker 2 (10:14):
The kids?
Speaker 1 (10:14):
Yeah, Heavy was a good friend of ours because Heavy,
uh did we actually had Heavy due this me and
Sean Well and Keenan. We wanted Heavy to do the
theme song for Lemon Color. Oh he does do the doesn't. Yeah.
Heavy was a long time friend of the family, so yeah,
you know or ip Heavy mission.
Speaker 2 (10:35):
Yeah that's right, because he's in the Diddy documentary too.
Yeah that's right.
Speaker 3 (10:37):
Did you watch the Eddie Murphy or Eddie Murphy?
Speaker 1 (10:42):
Yes? I did. It just made me feel like, oh, yeah,
I was there. Everything is career. I feel like, like raw,
your brother directed, no brother produced it, produce.
Speaker 3 (10:52):
I was at that show in Saint Louis. I was
a kid.
Speaker 1 (10:54):
You was in Saint Louis. I was at the show
that taped in Madison Square Garden at eleven years Oh
how about that.
Speaker 2 (11:04):
Blue leather suit?
Speaker 1 (11:05):
Yes, wow, I was there.
Speaker 3 (11:10):
I was much out of that that movie.
Speaker 1 (11:13):
I never laughed so hard in my life. There's no
way I can ever do what he's doing.
Speaker 4 (11:19):
It doesn't make you feel like that time, like will
we ever see something? I mean, I know we've gotten
close with like Dave Chappelle and stuff like that, but
will we ever see like an Eddie Murphy takeover? Because
back for me when I was a kid watching it,
you were obsessed with anything he did, whether it was
SNL or A or a movie or the comedy, was
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like it just took over.
Speaker 1 (11:42):
You're watching it. Come on, I'm like the next explosion.
I just haven't exploded yet. A man, when that bomb
goes off, I'm killing the game.
Speaker 2 (11:52):
Speaking of you're performing tonight Friday Saturday at Stand Up Live? Uh?
Is anybody open for you?
Speaker 1 (11:57):
Or you're the guy? You just come out? DC Urban
is going to open and JD. Witherspoon is going to
open for me. So I have two openers and then
I go out and stink up the place.
Speaker 6 (12:08):
No.
Speaker 1 (12:09):
Actually, over the time, I really feel like the more
you do it, the better you get. I wish I
would have did this back when I was like nineteen, but.
Speaker 2 (12:17):
I look nineteen dude, Thank.
Speaker 1 (12:18):
You brother, I appreciate it. I only have like seven
Gray pubes, so I can let's see can we see
him on count count? And I really got to dig.
Speaker 2 (12:31):
Hey, what's your take on everybody doing a podcast? Are you?
Speaker 1 (12:33):
Do you have a podcast? I don't have one yet.
I don't have that much to say. You know what,
people just use me on their podcast and clip the
hell out of me. Apparently, I'm interesting, but I just
haven't done one yet. I want to do one. If
I do one, I want to do on that special.
I don't want to just be up there because it's
just I don't want to talk just to hear me talk.
(12:54):
I write movies, I write television, I tour. I do
too much to have to sit down for an hour
and talk. But I may. Me and my brothers have
been talking about it.
Speaker 2 (13:07):
So if I don't want them, you just interview them.
Take turns in your family.
Speaker 1 (13:11):
That's what it would be, just, you know, basically just
hanging out because it's a reason for us to get
together one hour out of the week because we don't
right now, and it'd be nice just one hour week
just to talk. They're gonna haze me. I know it.
You're the youngest youngest, Oh my god. Yeah. Damon's always
like you work like you you work like you don't know.
Like slavery was over, he said, who you owe money to?
(13:36):
Working so much? It's the best siblings. No, it's not.
I hate it.
Speaker 2 (13:47):
What was that movie where he played? He played the
military guy.
Speaker 1 (13:50):
That's major pain. I love. I love when Damon does characters.
It's always my favorite because uh, you know, out of
all the people that have done stand up, it's very
hard for me to like to say that Damon is
(14:11):
my favorite comedian of all time. That's awesome, And because
I love Richard Pryor and I love Eddie Murphy and
I know me and Damon came out of the same
place figuratively, and yeah, but he's just to me, He's
the guy that I always looked up to in my
household when it came to performance and be like, I
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want to be like that because he has the skill set.
He can tell you a joke and then he animates
the joke. Both are funny. He does characters so means
like for five minutes to just pull the curtain comedies
of presentational form when you pull the curtain down and
now you're doing representational And he does a monologue, a
(14:53):
meaningful monologue. Then he talks about and in the audience
it's it's like, wait, what about us? What about you?
I'm just doing this five mi the monologue in this character.
And then he talks about his pain, and he makes
the most painful things in his life funny. And I
think his vulnerability and Richard had that. I think Eddie
had a lot of those qualities, and to me, Damon
(15:16):
is fearless and so I and he does characters. So
I just love Damon.
Speaker 2 (15:20):
He's another one where sometimes.
Speaker 1 (15:22):
Say that because I actually love Keenan Moore.
Speaker 2 (15:25):
I will drop uh Damon Wayne's lines every once in
a while, Like what do you think is most famous
most famous line?
Speaker 1 (15:31):
Homie, don't hold me, don't play Exactually, when you did this,
She's like, what's that? You don't hold me?
Speaker 3 (15:36):
Don't play something? Crush and burn out here?
Speaker 1 (15:38):
So I turned my head.
Speaker 3 (15:39):
I've heard homie, don't blame Wayne's family, open.
Speaker 1 (15:44):
My comfort, your brother and time to totally kick your brother.
Speaker 2 (15:54):
And Beyonce and I have something in common. What do
you think it is? My Damon Damon Beyonce in me
your birth there? Yeah, I was about to say, jay Z,
you all slept? Yeah, what about all about that?
Speaker 1 (16:08):
You all have an infinity for black guys with big lips? Anyway,
I have a birthday related thanks man related thanks Damon
Joe Whitney. So I don't know. I know his birthday
is like September something, the twelfth, Were you Jehovah witness? No,
So he just became my father was, oh so, and
I think Damon did it because Michael Jackson was and
(16:29):
he was like, I want to be big like Mike.
I want I want to depart from my family. I'm
tired of you unique reals and I'm gonna go be Damon,
just Damon, No more wings. I'm gonna cut my ears off.
Speaker 2 (16:43):
Is that is that huge still going on? It was
like a couple weeks ago between you and fifty cent?
Is that real?
Speaker 1 (16:48):
Not real?
Speaker 2 (16:48):
Is that social media?
Speaker 1 (16:49):
Social media blowing stuff up? It was just fodder back
and forth from the hood. Fodder. You know, somebody said something,
he said something, I said something, and then before you
don't we just cracking jokes on each other and that's
all it is.
Speaker 2 (17:02):
Oh so it doesn't matter, It doesn't matter.
Speaker 1 (17:04):
Okay, No, I was that's that's older than the vaccinations.
Speaker 2 (17:12):
Well, you know what's funny about that Diddy documentary. Not funny,
but you know, like when the Travis Scott tragedy happened
and all those people died. I mean that was the
biggest news in the world. And I'm watching part one
to me, Part one of that Diddy Doctor Ritchie was
the I had no idea about that what happened in
that room, that gym room crazy.
Speaker 1 (17:27):
I haven't seen the doc yet, Oh, don't spoil it.
Speaker 3 (17:32):
Well that I mean, that's just a small part.
Speaker 2 (17:33):
Part what is set up. The rest of it's like
it's it's what we all know. But part one was
about his come up and he did this event at
a gym and in brilliant and I.
Speaker 1 (17:42):
Think that was in Mount Vernon, Yeah, And I was like, what,
how was that not the biggest news in the world.
More people died there than they did the Travis Scott thing. Yeah,
he's had he's had the tragedy following him for a
long time, you know in the cartoons how to uh
the the morticians following you around like you know, oh,
the with the uh you and he's like fitting you
(18:04):
for the casket. He's been fit for trouble all his
old time. He's just I don't know, he's like the
black cat with like ninety five lives.
Speaker 2 (18:11):
Who do you outside of Richard Pryor? Who are who
are some comics right now that are in that vein
of Damon Wayne's keenan Ivory you Richard.
Speaker 1 (18:19):
I love Bill Burr so funny. I love Lewis C.
K canceled he needs to be he's funny man like,
like this is Can we just be funny again? Can
people people be flawed, but funny.
Speaker 3 (18:34):
Are when we're coming back to that, right, I think
a little bit.
Speaker 2 (18:37):
You know what, I saw this thing with Codin O'Brien.
Speaker 1 (18:39):
It's gonna be saying it can be true. At the
same time, could I stand by you know that? You
know talent, Sometimes talented people are terrible people too.
Speaker 3 (18:50):
That's true, But.
Speaker 1 (18:50):
It doesn't mean that I can't. I don't have to
not acknowledge their talent. I agree with you why God
bought him here. So let's let's embrace what's good about
them and let's pull out the rest.
Speaker 2 (19:00):
What about when it's like what I was saying. Coda
O'Brian was doing something yesterday talking about how sometimes they
get angry and it's not funny anymore. You're mean Codor.
I don't know who he was talking about, but he
was talking about He's like, some people get up there
now they yeah, they go angry, they do stuff that because.
Speaker 1 (19:16):
You know why comics are angry, because I think we
are the heartbeat of our country. Because first Amendment is
the first Amendment and it's the most powerful amendment we
have and nobody's defending it anymore. And for us, it's
(19:37):
the front line. And yeah, we're angry because people want
to cancel you and people want to get upset and
people and it is like, you guys are missing the
whole point of this beautiful country that we call America.
It's the fact that we can all have different opinions,
we can all have different political points of views, we
can be different colors. But you know what's great about
(19:57):
comedy is, or what's great about art is I can
hate what you vote for, I can hate your skin color,
but man, if you put on the right joke, we
laugh at that moment right there, all color goes away,
politics goes It also happens is joy and we all
come together the same thing with music. Right with all
(20:17):
the concert nobody's going, hey, this is the black session,
that's the white sessions, that's Latino. Nobody does just at
the concert, having a good time, jumping on each other.
And we need more of that. And I think that
sometimes the responsibility of making people understand that truth is
falls on the shoulders of comedians. And so yeah, it's
okay to be angry, because anger means you're being protective
(20:41):
to tell a certain truth that you wouldn't tell when
you're not angry.
Speaker 2 (20:45):
Are you close to your parents?
Speaker 1 (20:47):
They're dead, But yes, I go to their grave and
I just do you No, I go.
Speaker 2 (20:53):
I'm the only one that goes. But was your dad
like to he ever see you perform?
Speaker 1 (20:57):
Yeah? No, my dad would never, That's what I'm saying.
He was like, I'm gonna come see you. I said, pop.
My first five minutes all sex jokes. All right, maybe
I won't. My dad Joe whitness it became it became
my show. I would have talked about him for one
hour and I said the most embarrassing things. I did
a special on my parents when they when they passed.
(21:18):
It's called Good Grief and it's on Amazon, and it
was funny the first thirty five minutes. My mom passed first,
and so I was working through my pain on stage
because that's what I you know, I'm a big fan
of comedians that have the vulnerability and the gonads to
go up there and speak about things that really hurt
them that they're trying to heal from. So I had
(21:41):
a great thirty five to forty minutes about my mom,
and I was like, damn, I need an hour. And
then my dad died and I was like, oh, there
goes that extra thirty minutes. And now I have this
beautiful special called Good Grief about my mom and my
dad and the journey of grieving your parents, and it's
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a beautiful special. I was very close to my mother
and my father. That was Damon and Keenan and and them,
that's their mother and father. Those were my old friends
by the time I came along. But my mom was
like thirty eight when she had me. My dad was
forty by the time I'm ten, he's fifty. He's not
he do spankings don't mean the same.
Speaker 2 (22:24):
Yeah, young No, the youngest sibling, the younger kids. Yeah,
I have three boys, and my youngest kid gets away
with everything. Shut up right, like they're probably BIRDI any
pictures of you, right, you have pictures.
Speaker 1 (22:36):
Of all the other kids. But Bert was farting on
my dad's head and my other my siblings would see
me do this and like and they were they would
act like old slaves that didn't know they had their freedom, Like,
oh Lord, don't do that, don't you beat them, don't
you beat them, but they didn't. And my dad would
just laugh because he knew I was his cub and
(22:56):
that I was the one kid that I could return
him back to his adolescens and he could be forget
the responsibility, forget raising ten kids, we forget being a disciplinarian. Wow,
I could just be a kid again with my kid.
And that was my dad's relationship and me and my
good I farted on her head too. She would just go, oh,
(23:18):
that was a good one. I'm gonna get you back.
Please don't.
Speaker 2 (23:22):
God, that's such a good way of looking at it,
because I have my youngest kid just skits away everything.
But to think that he's what he's doing is bringing
me back to my childhood. Freak almost got me to cry.
Speaker 1 (23:30):
That was good. Good. You should cry cry hard. And
if you're gonna be vulnerable, and anybody be vulnerable with him,
be and my dad and my mom they cry. They
my mom apologized. My MoMA ain't never apologized on nobody,
including my father, and I cursed out one time. I
was like, you should apologize to that man. You know,
I mean terrible things you've said to him, you mean
different shapes you called his weird penis. I said, he
(23:55):
deserves it. You hurt his feelings. Well, he didn't listen
to me, always shutting the door on me because you
talk too much. If you gave him a certain hour
in the day where you can talk and then resolve,
he would talk to you. But you can't just talk
to him like that. And then one day before my
my my mom passed, before she gave and got sick,
(24:16):
she called my father and she said, you know how,
I just want to say I'm sorry. I sometimes you
know my mouth. You know, I didn't mean to say
all those things about your penis, even though most of
was the truth. And I know it ain't small. I
was lied about that part, but yes it is shaped
with it. But but I want to say I'm sorry.
(24:43):
And my father cried, wow. And my father called me up.
He said, your mother just called me and apologized.
Speaker 2 (24:53):
Jack.
Speaker 1 (24:55):
I'm just so broken down. And God is good. He
was like, I never thought that woman would ever say
sorry to me. And uh, and then and meant a
lot to him. I said, yeah, I said, and you
deserve that, you and your cooked ass any thing?
Speaker 2 (25:14):
What about you and your kids? So you guys as
close to they fart on you.
Speaker 1 (25:18):
Yeah. I've been fighting on them since they were baby,
like fighting on a baby nothing and it giving them somebody.
I was like told the baby, oh my god, this
baby staks.
Speaker 2 (25:32):
Why do you call your next special?
Speaker 1 (25:34):
Nothing life?
Speaker 2 (25:34):
Farting on a baby.
Speaker 1 (25:37):
I'm a fun dad. I've always been a fun dad.
And I have a twenty five year old. I got
a twenty three year old, and I was a kid
with them. They raised me. They shake their head like
what is wrong with her? They're so embarrassed by me.
And then I have a three year old, so I
kind of made my own grandchild and so and she
I just let her get away with whatever. You go
(25:59):
get fro yo At nine o'clock at night when she's
supposed to be in bed, She's like, I want to
get some fro You want to get some froyo. It's
the Froio place open. Let's go and we go get
us some fro yo at nine ten o'clock and she's
gonna get away with murder. She curses, I put in
a movie and uh, you'll see your part. But I
tell her I when a public or whatever, and go, oh,
(26:21):
she's so cute. Yes, she's in a movie. Oh really,
what does she say in the movie? I should tell
Maxwell we're live right nowhere taping okay, And she goes,
what the fuck? I'm sorry they discuss a tiny sport.
Speaker 6 (26:40):
You're like, oh my god, cute.
Speaker 1 (26:46):
And I don't get mad at her. It's not like
even when she makes me mad, I just go, come on, baby,
it's just it's just time for bed, not that cay.
We one more story. We read six? How many times
you want to read The Cat in the Hat? You
know what happens. I know, but it's so cold out
thought and it's too wet to play sat in the
house or the coot cool wet day, and we just
hang out. And when she sees me, she lights up, dad,
(27:10):
and she gives me the biggest hug, and she makes
me feel seen. It makes me feel special and always
feel loved. Yesterday I dropped off to her mother and
she turns around. I go to get in the car.
She goes Dad. I said yeah, she said I love you,
and she ran back to me and gave me the
biggest hug, and I was just like, oh. And then
she said dad, I said, yeah, catch the money. I
(27:34):
gave one hundred dollars. I know she's gonna lose that
hundred dollars. We're gonna do exactly. The mother's like, why
are you giving it? I'm like, shut up, you're gonna
spend it anyway. Who's the richest waining I don't know.
You tell me Damon. We're gonna rob Damon. I would
say Damon, because Damon, me, Keid and Sean we split money.
Damon's like, I'm a solo act. Who's Richard Michael or
(27:58):
the Jacksons?
Speaker 2 (28:00):
Which which wins? Is in shrinking?
Speaker 1 (28:03):
Which one?
Speaker 2 (28:04):
What shrinking? The TV show shrieking on them?
Speaker 1 (28:06):
That's Damon sperm Oh is it Damon Jr.
Speaker 2 (28:08):
He's really good.
Speaker 1 (28:09):
He is and he's actually in Scary Movie six. So
Scary Movie six. We got me, Sean Kim, Damon, Little Damon,
not big Damon. This is about ten wayings is Craig,
Greg Axel, Keanu Kim. And I asked Damon to do
(28:33):
the movie. I said, Damon, I wrote your really funny part.
Can you do it? And go send me the script?
So I said to the script goes, yeah, I'm not
doing it. He said why, he said, cause NIGGI you
kill me. I ain't coming out killed. It's crazy. He
said no to every me and me and Sean have
been offering damon movies for thirty years and he's never
(28:56):
I'm not doing one of your dumb ass movies, but
I'm always doing his dumb as I was like, he goes, hey,
once you come on my show, Okay, bet write the part.
He writes it. I'm there. You know, I mean dumb,
damon stuff I've done since the beginning of my career.
He did this stupid movie More money. I was like,
all right, fine, do this, but you know, he just
(29:16):
says is as little uh idiosyncrasies. He's different, But I
love my brother man, he's uh. He taught me how
to be great.
Speaker 2 (29:25):
Are there any movies of his that he passed that
were massive that He's like, Oh, man, I should have
done that of yours. I mean that you asked him
to do that. He's like, Man, I can't believe fascinated
everyone everyone.
Speaker 1 (29:35):
Scary movie. That don't make no sense. How you do
a care of comedy and scary movie? Three million dollars
still sucked my chicks. But you're black guys. It doesn't
make sense. How you gonna do this? That's a virgo man,
that's virgo guy.
Speaker 2 (29:54):
Wow. Man, Well listen, it's really cool that you came
in here.
Speaker 1 (29:56):
Many thanks for having me.
Speaker 2 (29:57):
Man. Did you really have a good time? Because I
think I had a good time.
Speaker 1 (30:00):
What I like the way interview? It's just like coming
to hang out. It's not like a bunch of dumb
ass questions, you know. It's just like you're coming here
to hang out and chill and you want to know
stuff you really want to know, and you know, yeah,
I like it.
Speaker 2 (30:11):
Let me ask you this, do you have any friends
that are famous set aren't Wallians? Like who?
Speaker 1 (30:16):
Omar Epps is a great friend of mine? Omar Apps? Okay,
I went to college. Yeah, I went to college basketball.
I went to high school to go Did you really
get she had a nineties? She should have been born
in the.
Speaker 3 (30:28):
Nine my sister, she's six and a half.
Speaker 1 (30:32):
Years older than me. You should have been born in
the seventies. Should you would have loved the nineties? Boy?
You can win from dupe went from loving basketball the
more money house.
Speaker 5 (30:44):
I just watch on watching my TV and I'm there,
so well, where'd you go to high school?
Speaker 1 (30:49):
You're old, old soul, that's I went to performing arts.
That's where me and Omar met. We went to high
school performing arts in New York. La guard here.
Speaker 2 (30:58):
Oh dang.
Speaker 1 (30:58):
So that's what we dreamt about being famous together. And
he got famous first when he did Juice, and then
a year later I did more Money. So he was
the handsome, dark skin dude and I was the goofy
light skin guy and you know, well mocha skin and
you know, we was. We was a terror in the nineties,
(31:20):
like the girls see us out It's like.
Speaker 7 (31:21):
Oh my god, Q and Seymour. Wait, was he mod Squad?
He was Mon Squad to Mon Squad. That was like
they did sequels that was good. Marquad Squad Your Body
or c claar Danes.
Speaker 1 (31:33):
I remember when he did that movie and I remember
I was like, why are you wearing them tight ass pants? Yeah?
I remember, and he had the little afro. But am
to this day my best friend did you watch Trajer
things he wasn't on? Did you watch I watched this
part when she eleven? I like the first two seasons. Yeah,
(31:53):
I think once they after something happens to kids after
they go through puberty and they've grown and they still
riding them little ass bikes. I'm like, this is sitting.
Speaker 2 (32:01):
With This is creepy. Now, hey wait what about after?
Because Omar Epps, you guys are trying to be famous,
what about after he became famous? Who you're friends with
that's famous?
Speaker 1 (32:09):
Still famous? Still friends with Omar?
Speaker 2 (32:10):
No, but other other people besides them.
Speaker 1 (32:12):
I don't have a little famous Anthony Anderson. Oh damn. Yeah,
he's funny who I went to college with. So Blackish,
Blackish and star searching. Now, so you know, you know
your blacks, your black stars gone.
Speaker 3 (32:23):
That would have my black card taken by my daddy.
Speaker 1 (32:25):
If I didn't, I'm good. So No, But Anthony Anderson
we went to Howard together. So when I had Wayne's brothers,
Anthony Anderson on my abbas, they would come down to
the show. And I remember Anthony, he wasn't famous at
all and he was just looking. Damn. These negroes got
their own show. They they stage that they created, and
(32:48):
so he would come down soak it all in and
then boom black.
Speaker 2 (32:51):
He's got a great laugh.
Speaker 1 (32:53):
Oh he has the best life.
Speaker 3 (32:54):
Like an hour and a half old drunk uncle.
Speaker 1 (32:58):
Yeah, I love He called me dumb stuff on some
of his shows. I went on his reality had a
TV show, What's the game? Hit? A game show with
his mother.
Speaker 2 (33:12):
Oh wait, you know what, dude, I think my sister
and my brother in law put that show together. Yeah yeah, yeah,
my sister just just this morning time to mister beast.
But she's in that world. But go ahead, get get there.
Speaker 1 (33:26):
Tell me. Tell me that sounds familiar. I know the show.
And so in the show, okay, so you got to
guess who is the real person and then you ask
them questions. Tell the truth, tell the truth. So it's
trying to find the person that really is the person
behind right, Like who's Okay? For example, there was who's uh,
(33:48):
who is the real uh? What's the name of those
little dolls that you take the tag off? You are
just amazing this. This is like the little black bunk
black all that's chat g So it's it's Bennie Baby.
(34:08):
So we was like, who is the real owner of
the beanie babies? Who has a beanie baby? Babies?
Speaker 2 (34:15):
Please stand up right?
Speaker 1 (34:16):
What they do? You ask questions?
Speaker 6 (34:17):
Right?
Speaker 1 (34:17):
Trying to right. So I was like, I'm gonna get
straight to it, and I grabbed a beanie baby and
I said, if someone was a beanie baby. How would
you feel if I did this and I took the
tag and ripped it right off the Bennie Baby and
everybody's like oh. One of the contestants started crying. Andy's like,
(34:41):
what are you doing? It's Nago on TV call me
in work. I'm like what he said, when you take
the tag off the beanie baby, it loses its value.
That was worth like fifty thousand dollars.
Speaker 2 (34:57):
And I did it to two of them so they
didn't pick you.
Speaker 1 (35:01):
The last Oh yeah was the person that started crying.
I'm not having you on again. I'm good.
Speaker 3 (35:11):
I want to be in the front place like you were,
like knives out before knives out.
Speaker 1 (35:19):
Yeah, modern way, he's different.
Speaker 2 (35:24):
I know you got to go do other interviews. Man,
So well, thank you, thank you for having me. I
appreciate it. I'm crying. My side hurts, all right. So
it's the Marlon Wade's Wild Child Tour. Take us on
sale Phoenix dot Stand Up Live dot Com shows Thursday, Friday, Saturday.
Thanks for being in here.
Speaker 1 (35:38):
Hey, do it favorite out here? And you guys smoke cigars.
You smoked c the gars I have like, okay, well
if you have cigar lovers, go check out my Liga
try Dent cigars at Fox Cigar. I'm probably gonna pop
in there have one, So make sure you pull up
to Fox Cigar and grab one of my legal dent cigars.
And also I'm gonna be at a club at a
(35:59):
party where we going? What happened? What are you saying?
Speaker 3 (36:04):
What your YouTube?
Speaker 7 (36:06):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (36:07):
Make sure you subscribe to my YouTube channel. Marlon Wayne's right,
Marlin Wayne? Yeah, YouTube channel. And I'm doing a party somewhere.
I just gotta reading this.
Speaker 2 (36:17):
Now you're in bel air.
Speaker 1 (36:18):
You're acting man, he's Will. I did him you Will's dad? Yeah,
I'm lou Remember that you didn't pick him up at
the end. He was waiting for him to old. We
waited on that.
Speaker 2 (36:31):
Were you a truck driver? The same story line?
Speaker 1 (36:33):
Yeah, same storyline, but I was a little bit more
lovable than than Because it's over now, right, it's over?
So how did it end? Did you? Is it?
Speaker 2 (36:41):
Are you in it?
Speaker 1 (36:42):
Do you go with? Will? We wound up getting cool again?
Really college in this one? Yeah? And in Philadelphia where
his dad moves back to because he thinks you were
abandoned again.
Speaker 2 (36:55):
Yeah, So now I like to do the interview and
then good, you got scared coming out? Dude, I thought
that bell Air concept was freaking genius, wasn't I thought
season one was so good.
Speaker 1 (37:09):
I thought it was great. I was sitting there going,
I think I'm a reboot Wayne's brother Marlon Sean on
the uh Marlon Sean on a newsstand, But it's her
front because it's really a drug operation.
Speaker 3 (37:24):
Drama.
Speaker 1 (37:26):
Popps has the bar next door. He's running numbers man.
He's a pimp, That's why he dresses in those loud outfits.
Now Pops is a pimp Malon and Sean is starting
to sell drugs. And then d is a cop that
Pop used to date who's trying to keep us on
the straight and narrow. But then she starts flip popping
(37:48):
because she used to be one of his hose but
now she's a cop. Dude, I think you might have something.
Speaker 3 (37:53):
Gave a little bit of power with the angela ghost story.
Speaker 1 (37:56):
You like it?
Speaker 6 (37:56):
I like it.
Speaker 3 (37:57):
I'm just trying to figure out how I can become
away and so I could get higher.
Speaker 1 (38:00):
You know what you could be one of you could
be what you could be in the news stand and
and we create a part where you're gonna be our mule.
We're gonna put drugs and let's go. We're gonna put
all kinds of huge packages up in there.
Speaker 2 (38:17):
Town Play Pops, Play Pops, John Witherspoon, John Wis thought,
John up something crazy?
Speaker 1 (38:27):
Who does that look like?
Speaker 2 (38:32):
We looked like John Sally.
Speaker 1 (38:35):
That he came out of John Wintererspoon's peenis.
Speaker 2 (38:38):
Nowhere, No way, j what that's possible, man, that's what.
Speaker 1 (38:46):
That's what happened when you bank bank bank Wow, man, boogie,
that's crazy. Man just said goodbye and he's like, yeah, awesome,
come here, JD, can you get on the micro fast?
(39:07):
And everybody does John Witherspoon impressions, but nobody sounds as
much as like John Witherspoon, Sorry as JD. Can you
hit him with hit him with a pop fast?
Speaker 5 (39:21):
Okay, So yeah, I sound I sound like my dad.
I do voice acting and also know how to mimic
him because I've heard it for thirty years.
Speaker 1 (39:27):
But yes, he would probably be in here and be like.
Speaker 5 (39:30):
Oh that boy Marl and on the radio with John
Jay and Rich Yeah okay, okay, Betther Prag getting some
paper this weekend. Marlan got five. Sure, got to set
them all.
Speaker 1 (39:47):
Get that paper.
Speaker 3 (39:53):
That sounds like a warm hog man?
Speaker 1 (39:56):
Nobody? Wow?
Speaker 6 (40:00):
Because right, was it? Was it Friday we spraying all
this stuff? Or was that in uh? It was Friday? Right,
Friday sprayed this because he was always pooping. Yes, you know,
we had this research that said they nobody lasted poop
jokes anymore. I do think it's hilarious. I got called
in the meetings.
Speaker 1 (40:15):
I can't wait for a scary movie. Got at least one.
Speaker 2 (40:19):
Okay, man, now we got to end the interview. Anybody else?
What about this guy over here? Because he related to.
Speaker 1 (40:25):
That white brand. It's actually a black brand that I
hang out with you, all right, Martin Wade's thanks man,
that takes them londe. That was awesome.
Speaker 2 (40:33):
Oh my goodness. I think we're supposed to talk to you
for ten minutes
You know.
Speaker 2 (00:00):
I had a prediction that you're going to come in.
We're in sunglasses, by the way.
Speaker 1 (00:04):
You know, on a cloudy day. Yeah, I was like,
I actually had him in the car and I just
told j D. I was like, I demogate my glasses.
He said why, I said, because I like making all
the radio in the morning feel weird because I'm wearing shades,
because they're all these things Black guys wear shades, they
do and I s I said, I want to. I
want to. I want to pull with this stereotype looking
(00:27):
without glasses.
Speaker 3 (00:29):
Recognize you without them. You have very nice eyes.
Speaker 1 (00:31):
Well you know what it is. It's just that they're
drunk eyes because I had some whiskey on the plane.
Did you just get in today, I just got off
a plane.
Speaker 2 (00:38):
Oh my gosh.
Speaker 3 (00:40):
Whiskey in the morning on the plane doesn't doesn't mess
you up at all for the rest of the day.
Speaker 1 (00:44):
Can I live?
Speaker 4 (00:45):
You can live, but you can have a good time
with my life.
Speaker 2 (00:52):
Hey, listen, I want to give you a little history
of you with this radio show. I don't know if
you know your history with this radio show.
Speaker 1 (00:57):
What did I do?
Speaker 2 (00:58):
Okay, let me tell you what happened and this might
be fifteen twenty years ago.
Speaker 1 (01:01):
Damn I'm that old. Yeah, And let me tell you why,
like thirty years old, I don't.
Speaker 2 (01:05):
We played a game years ago, and I think the
prize at the time was tickets to the Grammys, and
we came up with a game called who do you Know?
And you have to have the biggest celebrity call in
for you, right, and then we had people go to
our website and vote, and we had a bunch of
celebrities call in, and you were one of them, like
fifteen something years ago, maybe even longer than that, right,
Kanye West was one of them. Wow, a handful of
different people. Later, after the contest was over, people voted
(01:29):
and you won. You want more people voted for Marlon
Wains than Kanye went.
Speaker 1 (01:34):
That might stand true still today with all the mess easts, right, yes, okay,
well get this five years ago? No way, get this?
So pissed everybody off.
Speaker 2 (01:47):
The contest is over and Kanye calls back later and
this is what happened. Hey, you know you called this.
I don't know if you remember. This was like six
months ago we played We're playing this game called who
do you Know? Remember, and you called in for someone
who we didn't believe it was you. And then we
played your interview with your mom when your mom was
promoting her new book, and she was like, Oh, that's
(02:07):
my Kanye. That's definitely my Kanye. And let me tell
you something. You said you were going to win and
you should have won, and we screwed up the contest.
We made it internet voting in this lady. The lady
who won, she had like, oh she cheated and she
had a billion people vote for her, and so we
had to give her the car. And you know what
celebrity won, Yeah, Adam Sandler.
Speaker 1 (02:25):
Right, no, no, No, Marlon Wayans Marlon Wayne? Why got
sound that surprise too? Su conversation about that with Adam Saidler,
But Adam Sandler really is a legend.
Speaker 5 (02:39):
Like if he walks down the street, it depends on
what street it is.
Speaker 1 (02:45):
No more people know Adam Sandler. I had to. I
was messed up for a couple of days of that,
but I had to.
Speaker 2 (02:53):
I think I seid have beat him.
Speaker 1 (02:56):
And you know what, to be very honest, back fifteen
years ago, I would agree Kanye West should have won.
He was off gold Digger. That was huge, It was
massive That's why I said that. Not want to say
that I'm bigger than Kanye. Now, I'm just saying I'm
a slightly more likable. For sure. I still like Kanye.
(03:20):
I mean, I think he's just he's just different. He's
very different, polarizing.
Speaker 3 (03:24):
It's gone through some stuff, but I just feel like,
you know.
Speaker 1 (03:27):
He's different. He's you know, he's a great artist, and
you know who knows what shape he's gonna take and
what he's gonna do, and you always he always does
the good music. That's yeah, let me tell you this,
but just to let you know, don't run for president.
Actually maybe right, but I sometimes I'm not kidding you.
Speaker 2 (03:45):
I would say once every couple of weeks, I'm by
myself at a red light and I'll just go moll Willans.
Speaker 1 (03:51):
Because he's the way he takes out like Susie. I'm
stand Sean anyway.
Speaker 6 (04:01):
Man.
Speaker 2 (04:01):
So thanks for coming is. We're very excited that we
haven't had an in studio guests a long time.
Speaker 1 (04:04):
Apparently nobody cares.
Speaker 2 (04:07):
That was a long time ago. Malin Waians.
Speaker 1 (04:10):
So you guys finished scary movie. Yeah, all dumb wrapped
up and now we're editing. So I should have that
puppy locked and loaded by I would say April, and
that's coming up. Maybe March April will be in theaters
June twelfth.
Speaker 2 (04:25):
Are you directed here to the.
Speaker 1 (04:26):
Our movie scary movie or Spielberg movie. I'm like, they're
on a pick scary movie. Go see the guy who
made Jaws. Yeah, that looks weird. I want to see that.
I want to see some really good poop jokes.
Speaker 4 (04:43):
Is it hard to do a comedy in theaters now
with streaming and all that?
Speaker 3 (04:47):
No, you set that right away.
Speaker 1 (04:48):
We'll see. But no, it's an event, man. It's like,
you know, think about it first. There's an event because
it's the first time the Wayans Brothers back or with
the franchise Scary Movie, first time in twenty years, that
Anna Faris, Regina Hall, myself, Sean will be together, first
(05:12):
time a long time, that we bought the entire cast,
a lot of the cast from the first two Scary
movies back, and it's the first time we're gonna sit
in the theater as in twenty five years and have
this conversation about everything that everybody's afraid to talk about,
from race, religion, politics, just everything all mashed into this
(05:33):
big funny movie and it's everybody gets it. You know,
we're equal opportunity offenders, and you know, it's something for everybody.
I think it's more than I think that it's all
the divisive topics. But I think it's what has transpired
over the past twenty five years or twenty years since
we've been removed. What has happened to comedy, What has
(05:55):
happened to movies, What has happened to this generation versus
jan generation? You know, it's them kids, the gen outa
kids calling us unk, and we're like, you gotta go,
you gotta you got vaccine jokes in there? No that'
come on, it's opportunity. It's all this was three years ago. Oh,
(06:16):
the whole movie would have been with the post have
been Us in a Vaccination. But tim though, because I
mean a scary movie.
Speaker 3 (06:25):
The franchise is epic, and right now people are craving nostalgia.
Speaker 1 (06:29):
People need laughter nostalgia because nostalgia had a point of view,
Nostalgia had a culture. Nostalgia had a sense of humor.
I feel bad for the new generation because they're just
they don't know what to think, because they're just trying
to find what they think by looking back to our culture.
(06:51):
They don't have a culture. They're not fighting for anything.
When they start fighting for something, I think they're gonna
start building a culture when they start becoming active. These
kids don't march well right now, nobody wants to get canceled.
Everybody trying. I think, well, cultures, it doesn't exist. All
this that people think exists doesn't exist. You're looking at
(07:14):
social media. Social media is not run by regular people.
Those are run by countries that hate the fabric of
our country, the fact that we have opinions. They hate
the fact that we have freedom of speech. They hate
the fact that we live as a bunch of immigrants
in this place called America and somehow managed to get
along and keep our freedom. Little Shin Kanye would have
(07:40):
got that right. Think about it, we we with all
our opinions is based on what other people think. I'm
telling you this reason why I stay on stage, stay
in the comedy, because I know that I can talk
about things and the audience is gonna laugh. They're not
judging me. They're not getting up, they're not walking out.
They want to laugh. If you leave it to social media,
(08:01):
they'll tell you he's canceled for this, he's canceled for that.
He's do you think they should make it?
Speaker 2 (08:07):
Like so like Netflix, you know how you can't get
Netflix in England, there's only like maybe Twitter should just
be those countries.
Speaker 1 (08:12):
It's not even it's Twitter. Well you said social media,
it's all the bots.
Speaker 2 (08:16):
Yeah, you're right.
Speaker 1 (08:17):
I think you're all the bots. And then you look
at the comments and the comments have this many people
say this, So the majority of the comments say this.
But those comments aren't going to check one of those
people who who's making that negative comment, go check. They
have like three followers and they follow like one hundred
and forty. I think you got a really good perspective
(08:38):
of it.
Speaker 2 (08:38):
But I'm gonna bring back something nostalgic, so something that
that my own personal way of doing interviews is I
don't like the research. I like to just go off
my memory.
Speaker 1 (08:45):
Yeah, and wow, that's big, especially because I know you
did a lot of coke bagging the day.
Speaker 2 (08:59):
Okay, if I make a mistake, I apologize, but I
am I started when my first red paying job in
radio was at a hip hop radio station, and I
feel like Luther Vaners Janet Jackson, Are you how I
the Overweight lover MC? Are you in that?
Speaker 1 (09:16):
The best things in life are free? And that was
a bunch of mean to me? That was that was Yeah,
I'm not gonna say, you're not gonna get me doing that? No, no,
but are you in that video? Are you in? That's
that's where my brains in the video and me and
my brother. That song came from the More Money soundtrack.
That's right, So Luther Vangels, Janet Jackson, Jimmy jam Terry
(09:38):
Lewis did the soundtrack. I was the baby brother and
so they put me and I was in More Money
was my first movie, so they put me in the movie.
I got to meet Janet and boy did I have
you had goose one goose bump in my paint?
Speaker 2 (09:54):
You know what? What's that movie? The one where the
great I'm thinking of two pot and Jada that No, yeah,
but Janet was it?
Speaker 1 (10:04):
What was it?
Speaker 2 (10:05):
Yeah?
Speaker 6 (10:05):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (10:05):
Yeah? Money. She wasn't her own money, but she did.
Speaker 2 (10:08):
She did a song with Heavy D the Overweight level
m C. Isn't that song?
Speaker 1 (10:13):
He maybe? Yeah?
Speaker 2 (10:14):
The kids?
Speaker 1 (10:14):
Yeah, Heavy was a good friend of ours because Heavy,
uh did we actually had Heavy due this me and
Sean Well and Keenan. We wanted Heavy to do the
theme song for Lemon Color. Oh he does do the doesn't. Yeah.
Heavy was a long time friend of the family, so yeah,
you know or ip Heavy mission.
Speaker 2 (10:35):
Yeah that's right, because he's in the Diddy documentary too.
Yeah that's right.
Speaker 3 (10:37):
Did you watch the Eddie Murphy or Eddie Murphy?
Speaker 1 (10:42):
Yes? I did. It just made me feel like, oh, yeah,
I was there. Everything is career. I feel like, like raw,
your brother directed, no brother produced it, produce.
Speaker 3 (10:52):
I was at that show in Saint Louis. I was
a kid.
Speaker 1 (10:54):
You was in Saint Louis. I was at the show
that taped in Madison Square Garden at eleven years Oh
how about that.
Speaker 2 (11:04):
Blue leather suit?
Speaker 1 (11:05):
Yes, wow, I was there.
Speaker 3 (11:10):
I was much out of that that movie.
Speaker 1 (11:13):
I never laughed so hard in my life. There's no
way I can ever do what he's doing.
Speaker 4 (11:19):
It doesn't make you feel like that time, like will
we ever see something? I mean, I know we've gotten
close with like Dave Chappelle and stuff like that, but
will we ever see like an Eddie Murphy takeover? Because
back for me when I was a kid watching it,
you were obsessed with anything he did, whether it was
SNL or A or a movie or the comedy, was
(11:40):
like it just took over.
Speaker 1 (11:42):
You're watching it. Come on, I'm like the next explosion.
I just haven't exploded yet. A man, when that bomb
goes off, I'm killing the game.
Speaker 2 (11:52):
Speaking of you're performing tonight Friday Saturday at Stand Up Live? Uh?
Is anybody open for you?
Speaker 1 (11:57):
Or you're the guy? You just come out? DC Urban
is going to open and JD. Witherspoon is going to
open for me. So I have two openers and then
I go out and stink up the place.
Speaker 6 (12:08):
No.
Speaker 1 (12:09):
Actually, over the time, I really feel like the more
you do it, the better you get. I wish I
would have did this back when I was like nineteen, but.
Speaker 2 (12:17):
I look nineteen dude, Thank.
Speaker 1 (12:18):
You brother, I appreciate it. I only have like seven
Gray pubes, so I can let's see can we see
him on count count? And I really got to dig.
Speaker 2 (12:31):
Hey, what's your take on everybody doing a podcast? Are you?
Speaker 1 (12:33):
Do you have a podcast? I don't have one yet.
I don't have that much to say. You know what,
people just use me on their podcast and clip the
hell out of me. Apparently, I'm interesting, but I just
haven't done one yet. I want to do one. If
I do one, I want to do on that special.
I don't want to just be up there because it's
just I don't want to talk just to hear me talk.
(12:54):
I write movies, I write television, I tour. I do
too much to have to sit down for an hour
and talk. But I may. Me and my brothers have
been talking about it.
Speaker 2 (13:07):
So if I don't want them, you just interview them.
Take turns in your family.
Speaker 1 (13:11):
That's what it would be, just, you know, basically just
hanging out because it's a reason for us to get
together one hour out of the week because we don't
right now, and it'd be nice just one hour week
just to talk. They're gonna haze me. I know it.
You're the youngest youngest, Oh my god. Yeah. Damon's always
like you work like you you work like you don't know.
Like slavery was over, he said, who you owe money to?
(13:36):
Working so much? It's the best siblings. No, it's not.
I hate it.
Speaker 2 (13:47):
What was that movie where he played? He played the
military guy.
Speaker 1 (13:50):
That's major pain. I love. I love when Damon does characters.
It's always my favorite because uh, you know, out of
all the people that have done stand up, it's very
hard for me to like to say that Damon is
(14:11):
my favorite comedian of all time. That's awesome, And because
I love Richard Pryor and I love Eddie Murphy and
I know me and Damon came out of the same
place figuratively, and yeah, but he's just to me, He's
the guy that I always looked up to in my
household when it came to performance and be like, I
(14:32):
want to be like that because he has the skill set.
He can tell you a joke and then he animates
the joke. Both are funny. He does characters so means
like for five minutes to just pull the curtain comedies
of presentational form when you pull the curtain down and
now you're doing representational And he does a monologue, a
(14:53):
meaningful monologue. Then he talks about and in the audience
it's it's like, wait, what about us? What about you?
I'm just doing this five mi the monologue in this character.
And then he talks about his pain, and he makes
the most painful things in his life funny. And I
think his vulnerability and Richard had that. I think Eddie
had a lot of those qualities, and to me, Damon
(15:16):
is fearless and so I and he does characters. So
I just love Damon.
Speaker 2 (15:20):
He's another one where sometimes.
Speaker 1 (15:22):
Say that because I actually love Keenan Moore.
Speaker 2 (15:25):
I will drop uh Damon Wayne's lines every once in
a while, Like what do you think is most famous
most famous line?
Speaker 1 (15:31):
Homie, don't hold me, don't play Exactually, when you did this,
She's like, what's that? You don't hold me?
Speaker 3 (15:36):
Don't play something? Crush and burn out here?
Speaker 1 (15:38):
So I turned my head.
Speaker 3 (15:39):
I've heard homie, don't blame Wayne's family, open.
Speaker 1 (15:44):
My comfort, your brother and time to totally kick your brother.
Speaker 2 (15:54):
And Beyonce and I have something in common. What do
you think it is? My Damon Damon Beyonce in me
your birth there? Yeah, I was about to say, jay Z,
you all slept? Yeah, what about all about that?
Speaker 1 (16:08):
You all have an infinity for black guys with big lips? Anyway,
I have a birthday related thanks man related thanks Damon
Joe Whitney. So I don't know. I know his birthday
is like September something, the twelfth, Were you Jehovah witness? No,
So he just became my father was, oh so, and
I think Damon did it because Michael Jackson was and
(16:29):
he was like, I want to be big like Mike.
I want I want to depart from my family. I'm
tired of you unique reals and I'm gonna go be Damon,
just Damon, No more wings. I'm gonna cut my ears off.
Speaker 2 (16:43):
Is that is that huge still going on? It was
like a couple weeks ago between you and fifty cent?
Is that real?
Speaker 1 (16:48):
Not real?
Speaker 2 (16:48):
Is that social media?
Speaker 1 (16:49):
Social media blowing stuff up? It was just fodder back
and forth from the hood. Fodder. You know, somebody said something,
he said something, I said something, and then before you
don't we just cracking jokes on each other and that's
all it is.
Speaker 2 (17:02):
Oh so it doesn't matter, It doesn't matter.
Speaker 1 (17:04):
Okay, No, I was that's that's older than the vaccinations.
Speaker 2 (17:12):
Well, you know what's funny about that Diddy documentary. Not funny,
but you know, like when the Travis Scott tragedy happened
and all those people died. I mean that was the
biggest news in the world. And I'm watching part one
to me, Part one of that Diddy Doctor Ritchie was
the I had no idea about that what happened in
that room, that gym room crazy.
Speaker 1 (17:27):
I haven't seen the doc yet, Oh, don't spoil it.
Speaker 3 (17:32):
Well that I mean, that's just a small part.
Speaker 2 (17:33):
Part what is set up. The rest of it's like
it's it's what we all know. But part one was
about his come up and he did this event at
a gym and in brilliant and I.
Speaker 1 (17:42):
Think that was in Mount Vernon, Yeah, And I was like, what,
how was that not the biggest news in the world.
More people died there than they did the Travis Scott thing. Yeah,
he's had he's had the tragedy following him for a
long time, you know in the cartoons how to uh
the the morticians following you around like you know, oh,
the with the uh you and he's like fitting you
(18:04):
for the casket. He's been fit for trouble all his
old time. He's just I don't know, he's like the
black cat with like ninety five lives.
Speaker 2 (18:11):
Who do you outside of Richard Pryor? Who are who
are some comics right now that are in that vein
of Damon Wayne's keenan Ivory you Richard.
Speaker 1 (18:19):
I love Bill Burr so funny. I love Lewis C.
K canceled he needs to be he's funny man like,
like this is Can we just be funny again? Can
people people be flawed, but funny.
Speaker 3 (18:34):
Are when we're coming back to that, right, I think
a little bit.
Speaker 2 (18:37):
You know what, I saw this thing with Codin O'Brien.
Speaker 1 (18:39):
It's gonna be saying it can be true. At the
same time, could I stand by you know that? You
know talent, Sometimes talented people are terrible people too.
Speaker 3 (18:50):
That's true, But.
Speaker 1 (18:50):
It doesn't mean that I can't. I don't have to
not acknowledge their talent. I agree with you why God
bought him here. So let's let's embrace what's good about
them and let's pull out the rest.
Speaker 2 (19:00):
What about when it's like what I was saying. Coda
O'Brian was doing something yesterday talking about how sometimes they
get angry and it's not funny anymore. You're mean Codor.
I don't know who he was talking about, but he
was talking about He's like, some people get up there
now they yeah, they go angry, they do stuff that because.
Speaker 1 (19:16):
You know why comics are angry, because I think we
are the heartbeat of our country. Because first Amendment is
the first Amendment and it's the most powerful amendment we
have and nobody's defending it anymore. And for us, it's
(19:37):
the front line. And yeah, we're angry because people want
to cancel you and people want to get upset and
people and it is like, you guys are missing the
whole point of this beautiful country that we call America.
It's the fact that we can all have different opinions,
we can all have different political points of views, we
can be different colors. But you know what's great about
(19:57):
comedy is, or what's great about art is I can
hate what you vote for, I can hate your skin color,
but man, if you put on the right joke, we
laugh at that moment right there, all color goes away,
politics goes It also happens is joy and we all
come together the same thing with music. Right with all
(20:17):
the concert nobody's going, hey, this is the black session,
that's the white sessions, that's Latino. Nobody does just at
the concert, having a good time, jumping on each other.
And we need more of that. And I think that
sometimes the responsibility of making people understand that truth is
falls on the shoulders of comedians. And so yeah, it's
okay to be angry, because anger means you're being protective
(20:41):
to tell a certain truth that you wouldn't tell when
you're not angry.
Speaker 2 (20:45):
Are you close to your parents?
Speaker 1 (20:47):
They're dead, But yes, I go to their grave and
I just do you No, I go.
Speaker 2 (20:53):
I'm the only one that goes. But was your dad
like to he ever see you perform?
Speaker 1 (20:57):
Yeah? No, my dad would never, That's what I'm saying.
He was like, I'm gonna come see you. I said, pop.
My first five minutes all sex jokes. All right, maybe
I won't. My dad Joe whitness it became it became
my show. I would have talked about him for one
hour and I said the most embarrassing things. I did
a special on my parents when they when they passed.
(21:18):
It's called Good Grief and it's on Amazon, and it
was funny the first thirty five minutes. My mom passed first,
and so I was working through my pain on stage
because that's what I you know, I'm a big fan
of comedians that have the vulnerability and the gonads to
go up there and speak about things that really hurt
them that they're trying to heal from. So I had
(21:41):
a great thirty five to forty minutes about my mom,
and I was like, damn, I need an hour. And
then my dad died and I was like, oh, there
goes that extra thirty minutes. And now I have this
beautiful special called Good Grief about my mom and my
dad and the journey of grieving your parents, and it's
(22:03):
a beautiful special. I was very close to my mother
and my father. That was Damon and Keenan and and them,
that's their mother and father. Those were my old friends
by the time I came along. But my mom was
like thirty eight when she had me. My dad was
forty by the time I'm ten, he's fifty. He's not
he do spankings don't mean the same.
Speaker 2 (22:24):
Yeah, young No, the youngest sibling, the younger kids. Yeah,
I have three boys, and my youngest kid gets away
with everything. Shut up right, like they're probably BIRDI any
pictures of you, right, you have pictures.
Speaker 1 (22:36):
Of all the other kids. But Bert was farting on
my dad's head and my other my siblings would see
me do this and like and they were they would
act like old slaves that didn't know they had their freedom, Like,
oh Lord, don't do that, don't you beat them, don't
you beat them, but they didn't. And my dad would
just laugh because he knew I was his cub and
(22:56):
that I was the one kid that I could return
him back to his adolescens and he could be forget
the responsibility, forget raising ten kids, we forget being a disciplinarian. Wow,
I could just be a kid again with my kid.
And that was my dad's relationship and me and my
good I farted on her head too. She would just go, oh,
(23:18):
that was a good one. I'm gonna get you back.
Please don't.
Speaker 2 (23:22):
God, that's such a good way of looking at it,
because I have my youngest kid just skits away everything.
But to think that he's what he's doing is bringing
me back to my childhood. Freak almost got me to cry.
Speaker 1 (23:30):
That was good. Good. You should cry cry hard. And
if you're gonna be vulnerable, and anybody be vulnerable with him,
be and my dad and my mom they cry. They
my mom apologized. My MoMA ain't never apologized on nobody,
including my father, and I cursed out one time. I
was like, you should apologize to that man. You know,
I mean terrible things you've said to him, you mean
different shapes you called his weird penis. I said, he
(23:55):
deserves it. You hurt his feelings. Well, he didn't listen
to me, always shutting the door on me because you
talk too much. If you gave him a certain hour
in the day where you can talk and then resolve,
he would talk to you. But you can't just talk
to him like that. And then one day before my
my my mom passed, before she gave and got sick,
(24:16):
she called my father and she said, you know how,
I just want to say I'm sorry. I sometimes you
know my mouth. You know, I didn't mean to say
all those things about your penis, even though most of
was the truth. And I know it ain't small. I
was lied about that part, but yes it is shaped
with it. But but I want to say I'm sorry.
(24:43):
And my father cried, wow. And my father called me up.
He said, your mother just called me and apologized.
Speaker 2 (24:53):
Jack.
Speaker 1 (24:55):
I'm just so broken down. And God is good. He
was like, I never thought that woman would ever say
sorry to me. And uh, and then and meant a
lot to him. I said, yeah, I said, and you
deserve that, you and your cooked ass any thing?
Speaker 2 (25:14):
What about you and your kids? So you guys as
close to they fart on you.
Speaker 1 (25:18):
Yeah. I've been fighting on them since they were baby,
like fighting on a baby nothing and it giving them somebody.
I was like told the baby, oh my god, this
baby staks.
Speaker 2 (25:32):
Why do you call your next special?
Speaker 1 (25:34):
Nothing life?
Speaker 2 (25:34):
Farting on a baby.
Speaker 1 (25:37):
I'm a fun dad. I've always been a fun dad.
And I have a twenty five year old. I got
a twenty three year old, and I was a kid
with them. They raised me. They shake their head like
what is wrong with her? They're so embarrassed by me.
And then I have a three year old, so I
kind of made my own grandchild and so and she
I just let her get away with whatever. You go
(25:59):
get fro yo At nine o'clock at night when she's
supposed to be in bed, She's like, I want to
get some fro You want to get some froyo. It's
the Froio place open. Let's go and we go get
us some fro yo at nine ten o'clock and she's
gonna get away with murder. She curses, I put in
a movie and uh, you'll see your part. But I
tell her I when a public or whatever, and go, oh,
(26:21):
she's so cute. Yes, she's in a movie. Oh really,
what does she say in the movie? I should tell
Maxwell we're live right nowhere taping okay, And she goes,
what the fuck? I'm sorry they discuss a tiny sport.
Speaker 6 (26:40):
You're like, oh my god, cute.
Speaker 1 (26:46):
And I don't get mad at her. It's not like
even when she makes me mad, I just go, come on, baby,
it's just it's just time for bed, not that cay.
We one more story. We read six? How many times
you want to read The Cat in the Hat? You
know what happens. I know, but it's so cold out
thought and it's too wet to play sat in the
house or the coot cool wet day, and we just
hang out. And when she sees me, she lights up, dad,
(27:10):
and she gives me the biggest hug, and she makes
me feel seen. It makes me feel special and always
feel loved. Yesterday I dropped off to her mother and
she turns around. I go to get in the car.
She goes Dad. I said yeah, she said I love you,
and she ran back to me and gave me the
biggest hug, and I was just like, oh. And then
she said dad, I said, yeah, catch the money. I
(27:34):
gave one hundred dollars. I know she's gonna lose that
hundred dollars. We're gonna do exactly. The mother's like, why
are you giving it? I'm like, shut up, you're gonna
spend it anyway. Who's the richest waining I don't know.
You tell me Damon. We're gonna rob Damon. I would
say Damon, because Damon, me, Keid and Sean we split money.
Damon's like, I'm a solo act. Who's Richard Michael or
(27:58):
the Jacksons?
Speaker 2 (28:00):
Which which wins? Is in shrinking?
Speaker 1 (28:03):
Which one?
Speaker 2 (28:04):
What shrinking? The TV show shrieking on them?
Speaker 1 (28:06):
That's Damon sperm Oh is it Damon Jr.
Speaker 2 (28:08):
He's really good.
Speaker 1 (28:09):
He is and he's actually in Scary Movie six. So
Scary Movie six. We got me, Sean Kim, Damon, Little Damon,
not big Damon. This is about ten wayings is Craig,
Greg Axel, Keanu Kim. And I asked Damon to do
(28:33):
the movie. I said, Damon, I wrote your really funny part.
Can you do it? And go send me the script?
So I said to the script goes, yeah, I'm not
doing it. He said why, he said, cause NIGGI you
kill me. I ain't coming out killed. It's crazy. He
said no to every me and me and Sean have
been offering damon movies for thirty years and he's never
(28:56):
I'm not doing one of your dumb ass movies, but
I'm always doing his dumb as I was like, he goes, hey,
once you come on my show, Okay, bet write the part.
He writes it. I'm there. You know, I mean dumb,
damon stuff I've done since the beginning of my career.
He did this stupid movie More money. I was like,
all right, fine, do this, but you know, he just
(29:16):
says is as little uh idiosyncrasies. He's different, But I
love my brother man, he's uh. He taught me how
to be great.
Speaker 2 (29:25):
Are there any movies of his that he passed that
were massive that He's like, Oh, man, I should have
done that of yours. I mean that you asked him
to do that. He's like, Man, I can't believe fascinated
everyone everyone.
Speaker 1 (29:35):
Scary movie. That don't make no sense. How you do
a care of comedy and scary movie? Three million dollars
still sucked my chicks. But you're black guys. It doesn't
make sense. How you gonna do this? That's a virgo man,
that's virgo guy.
Speaker 2 (29:54):
Wow. Man, Well listen, it's really cool that you came
in here.
Speaker 1 (29:56):
Many thanks for having me.
Speaker 2 (29:57):
Man. Did you really have a good time? Because I
think I had a good time.
Speaker 1 (30:00):
What I like the way interview? It's just like coming
to hang out. It's not like a bunch of dumb
ass questions, you know. It's just like you're coming here
to hang out and chill and you want to know
stuff you really want to know, and you know, yeah,
I like it.
Speaker 2 (30:11):
Let me ask you this, do you have any friends
that are famous set aren't Wallians? Like who?
Speaker 1 (30:16):
Omar Epps is a great friend of mine? Omar Apps? Okay,
I went to college. Yeah, I went to college basketball.
I went to high school to go Did you really
get she had a nineties? She should have been born
in the.
Speaker 3 (30:28):
Nine my sister, she's six and a half.
Speaker 1 (30:32):
Years older than me. You should have been born in
the seventies. Should you would have loved the nineties? Boy?
You can win from dupe went from loving basketball the
more money house.
Speaker 5 (30:44):
I just watch on watching my TV and I'm there,
so well, where'd you go to high school?
Speaker 1 (30:49):
You're old, old soul, that's I went to performing arts.
That's where me and Omar met. We went to high
school performing arts in New York. La guard here.
Speaker 2 (30:58):
Oh dang.
Speaker 1 (30:58):
So that's what we dreamt about being famous together. And
he got famous first when he did Juice, and then
a year later I did more Money. So he was
the handsome, dark skin dude and I was the goofy
light skin guy and you know, well mocha skin and
you know, we was. We was a terror in the nineties,
(31:20):
like the girls see us out It's like.
Speaker 7 (31:21):
Oh my god, Q and Seymour. Wait, was he mod Squad?
He was Mon Squad to Mon Squad. That was like
they did sequels that was good. Marquad Squad Your Body
or c claar Danes.
Speaker 1 (31:33):
I remember when he did that movie and I remember
I was like, why are you wearing them tight ass pants? Yeah?
I remember, and he had the little afro. But am
to this day my best friend did you watch Trajer
things he wasn't on? Did you watch I watched this
part when she eleven? I like the first two seasons. Yeah,
(31:53):
I think once they after something happens to kids after
they go through puberty and they've grown and they still
riding them little ass bikes. I'm like, this is sitting.
Speaker 2 (32:01):
With This is creepy. Now, hey wait what about after?
Because Omar Epps, you guys are trying to be famous,
what about after he became famous? Who you're friends with
that's famous?
Speaker 1 (32:09):
Still famous? Still friends with Omar?
Speaker 2 (32:10):
No, but other other people besides them.
Speaker 1 (32:12):
I don't have a little famous Anthony Anderson. Oh damn. Yeah,
he's funny who I went to college with. So Blackish,
Blackish and star searching. Now, so you know, you know
your blacks, your black stars gone.
Speaker 3 (32:23):
That would have my black card taken by my daddy.
Speaker 1 (32:25):
If I didn't, I'm good. So No, But Anthony Anderson
we went to Howard together. So when I had Wayne's brothers,
Anthony Anderson on my abbas, they would come down to
the show. And I remember Anthony, he wasn't famous at
all and he was just looking. Damn. These negroes got
their own show. They they stage that they created, and
(32:48):
so he would come down soak it all in and
then boom black.
Speaker 2 (32:51):
He's got a great laugh.
Speaker 1 (32:53):
Oh he has the best life.
Speaker 3 (32:54):
Like an hour and a half old drunk uncle.
Speaker 1 (32:58):
Yeah, I love He called me dumb stuff on some
of his shows. I went on his reality had a
TV show, What's the game? Hit? A game show with
his mother.
Speaker 2 (33:12):
Oh wait, you know what, dude, I think my sister
and my brother in law put that show together. Yeah yeah, yeah,
my sister just just this morning time to mister beast.
But she's in that world. But go ahead, get get there.
Speaker 1 (33:26):
Tell me. Tell me that sounds familiar. I know the show.
And so in the show, okay, so you got to
guess who is the real person and then you ask
them questions. Tell the truth, tell the truth. So it's
trying to find the person that really is the person
behind right, Like who's Okay? For example, there was who's uh,
(33:48):
who is the real uh? What's the name of those
little dolls that you take the tag off? You are
just amazing this. This is like the little black bunk
black all that's chat g So it's it's Bennie Baby.
(34:08):
So we was like, who is the real owner of
the beanie babies? Who has a beanie baby? Babies?
Speaker 2 (34:15):
Please stand up right?
Speaker 1 (34:16):
What they do? You ask questions?
Speaker 6 (34:17):
Right?
Speaker 1 (34:17):
Trying to right. So I was like, I'm gonna get
straight to it, and I grabbed a beanie baby and
I said, if someone was a beanie baby. How would
you feel if I did this and I took the
tag and ripped it right off the Bennie Baby and
everybody's like oh. One of the contestants started crying. Andy's like,
(34:41):
what are you doing? It's Nago on TV call me
in work. I'm like what he said, when you take
the tag off the beanie baby, it loses its value.
That was worth like fifty thousand dollars.
Speaker 2 (34:57):
And I did it to two of them so they
didn't pick you.
Speaker 1 (35:01):
The last Oh yeah was the person that started crying.
I'm not having you on again. I'm good.
Speaker 3 (35:11):
I want to be in the front place like you were,
like knives out before knives out.
Speaker 1 (35:19):
Yeah, modern way, he's different.
Speaker 2 (35:24):
I know you got to go do other interviews. Man,
So well, thank you, thank you for having me. I
appreciate it. I'm crying. My side hurts, all right. So
it's the Marlon Wade's Wild Child Tour. Take us on
sale Phoenix dot Stand Up Live dot Com shows Thursday, Friday, Saturday.
Thanks for being in here.
Speaker 1 (35:38):
Hey, do it favorite out here? And you guys smoke cigars.
You smoked c the gars I have like, okay, well
if you have cigar lovers, go check out my Liga
try Dent cigars at Fox Cigar. I'm probably gonna pop
in there have one, So make sure you pull up
to Fox Cigar and grab one of my legal dent cigars.
And also I'm gonna be at a club at a
(35:59):
party where we going? What happened? What are you saying?
Speaker 3 (36:04):
What your YouTube?
Speaker 7 (36:06):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (36:07):
Make sure you subscribe to my YouTube channel. Marlon Wayne's right,
Marlin Wayne? Yeah, YouTube channel. And I'm doing a party somewhere.
I just gotta reading this.
Speaker 2 (36:17):
Now you're in bel air.
Speaker 1 (36:18):
You're acting man, he's Will. I did him you Will's dad? Yeah,
I'm lou Remember that you didn't pick him up at
the end. He was waiting for him to old. We
waited on that.
Speaker 2 (36:31):
Were you a truck driver? The same story line?
Speaker 1 (36:33):
Yeah, same storyline, but I was a little bit more
lovable than than Because it's over now, right, it's over?
So how did it end? Did you? Is it?
Speaker 2 (36:41):
Are you in it?
Speaker 1 (36:42):
Do you go with? Will? We wound up getting cool again?
Really college in this one? Yeah? And in Philadelphia where
his dad moves back to because he thinks you were
abandoned again.
Speaker 2 (36:55):
Yeah, So now I like to do the interview and
then good, you got scared coming out? Dude, I thought
that bell Air concept was freaking genius, wasn't I thought
season one was so good.
Speaker 1 (37:09):
I thought it was great. I was sitting there going,
I think I'm a reboot Wayne's brother Marlon Sean on
the uh Marlon Sean on a newsstand, But it's her
front because it's really a drug operation.
Speaker 3 (37:24):
Drama.
Speaker 1 (37:26):
Popps has the bar next door. He's running numbers man.
He's a pimp, That's why he dresses in those loud outfits.
Now Pops is a pimp Malon and Sean is starting
to sell drugs. And then d is a cop that
Pop used to date who's trying to keep us on
the straight and narrow. But then she starts flip popping
(37:48):
because she used to be one of his hose but
now she's a cop. Dude, I think you might have something.
Speaker 3 (37:53):
Gave a little bit of power with the angela ghost story.
Speaker 1 (37:56):
You like it?
Speaker 6 (37:56):
I like it.
Speaker 3 (37:57):
I'm just trying to figure out how I can become
away and so I could get higher.
Speaker 1 (38:00):
You know what you could be one of you could
be what you could be in the news stand and
and we create a part where you're gonna be our mule.
We're gonna put drugs and let's go. We're gonna put
all kinds of huge packages up in there.
Speaker 2 (38:17):
Town Play Pops, Play Pops, John Witherspoon, John Wis thought,
John up something crazy?
Speaker 1 (38:27):
Who does that look like?
Speaker 2 (38:32):
We looked like John Sally.
Speaker 1 (38:35):
That he came out of John Wintererspoon's peenis.
Speaker 2 (38:38):
Nowhere, No way, j what that's possible, man, that's what.
Speaker 1 (38:46):
That's what happened when you bank bank bank Wow, man, boogie,
that's crazy. Man just said goodbye and he's like, yeah, awesome,
come here, JD, can you get on the micro fast?
(39:07):
And everybody does John Witherspoon impressions, but nobody sounds as
much as like John Witherspoon, Sorry as JD. Can you
hit him with hit him with a pop fast?
Speaker 5 (39:21):
Okay, So yeah, I sound I sound like my dad.
I do voice acting and also know how to mimic
him because I've heard it for thirty years.
Speaker 1 (39:27):
But yes, he would probably be in here and be like.
Speaker 5 (39:30):
Oh that boy Marl and on the radio with John
Jay and Rich Yeah okay, okay, Betther Prag getting some
paper this weekend. Marlan got five. Sure, got to set
them all.
Speaker 1 (39:47):
Get that paper.
Speaker 3 (39:53):
That sounds like a warm hog man?
Speaker 1 (39:56):
Nobody? Wow?
Speaker 6 (40:00):
Because right, was it? Was it Friday we spraying all
this stuff? Or was that in uh? It was Friday? Right,
Friday sprayed this because he was always pooping. Yes, you know,
we had this research that said they nobody lasted poop
jokes anymore. I do think it's hilarious. I got called
in the meetings.
Speaker 1 (40:15):
I can't wait for a scary movie. Got at least one.
Speaker 2 (40:19):
Okay, man, now we got to end the interview. Anybody else?
What about this guy over here? Because he related to.
Speaker 1 (40:25):
That white brand. It's actually a black brand that I
hang out with you, all right, Martin Wade's thanks man,
that takes them londe. That was awesome.
Speaker 2 (40:33):
Oh my goodness. I think we're supposed to talk to you
for ten minutes
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