January 15, 2025 • 20 mins
Today after the show we discuss the little blow ups and the big ones!
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Check one too. I like you Jack and Kylin feb
have you worn it up before? I feel like? I
asked you if they make then to two x oh,
Blake asked me. Oh, I gotta get back to you
and your pet thing. But Blake asked me, she said
for next time. Next time, you need to give me
a present. You here's what I want. And she she
told me something and she goes, you know, like what
(00:21):
Kyle has. I don't know how she said, Nos, you
have this, but maybe because talk about it. But she
wants a big, long fluffy robe, not a short robe.
A long fluffy robe.
Speaker 2 (00:32):
Like the robe you guys got me.
Speaker 3 (00:34):
That's a short one.
Speaker 1 (00:35):
Oh, she wants a long one, maybe because so she
can go downstairs with the ug robe she loves.
Speaker 2 (00:41):
Yeah, that's my favorite robe on Like, that's one of
my favorite gifts I've ever received in my whole life.
Speaker 1 (00:45):
She has an ugg jacket. You they're so soft.
Speaker 2 (00:48):
The one you guys got me, I woorn'd so much
it basically started withering away. Scott got me one two
Christmases ago, and it's like still it's still going pretty strong.
But like or the ugg robe, I highly reckon her.
Speaker 1 (01:02):
And if I don't.
Speaker 2 (01:02):
I'm sure they come out a long version.
Speaker 1 (01:04):
Unfuged should be totally doing endorsements for ug Yeah. Hey,
are you rolling? No, you're roll because this is all
be in the podcast.
Speaker 3 (01:10):
Shopping in general Kyles things.
Speaker 1 (01:12):
That's so good that this is in the podcast. Could ye?
I didn't know that it's so good. Yeah, we take
this call on the podcast too. Let's just take it
all right, let's do Hi Cynthia, Hello, good morning.
Speaker 4 (01:25):
Hi.
Speaker 1 (01:25):
Did something get taken away from you at TSA?
Speaker 3 (01:29):
Yes.
Speaker 4 (01:30):
So, I'm traveling with my family and our diaper bag
got pulled and I have worked for the airlines or
I worked in the pasta the airlines for five years,
so I'm pretty familiar with the policies on what we
can have and can't have. I was so surprised. I'm like,
what could be in there? And when they're seirteen the
bag in a little hidden pocket, I forgot sparklers from
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fourth of July and I was like, oh, no problem,
just throw them away, and they would not do it.
They said it reached their protocol. They had to call
Phoenix PD and they we had to wait for the
police department to come and release us and the Sparklers
before we could move on with our travel, and they
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said we were going to be Yeah, they said we
were going to be fined up to like ten thousand dollars,
but they couldn't give us a number. And then we
got a letter in the mail saying that they would
ended up being no. Fine. They gave us a morning
but we can never do TSA pre check.
Speaker 3 (02:32):
Oh that's how they get you now, they ban you
from TSA pre.
Speaker 1 (02:36):
It's such a simple stick. But at the same time,
I guess you want that so that somebody doesn't come
through with that stuff and is actual explosives, right, you
know what I mean. It's like you can't be two
yeah and you I mean.
Speaker 2 (02:48):
Like, on one hand, I'm like, well, I mean it
looks like an innocent family. I think you could, you know,
I think you could be like, okay, throw them a bone.
But then that's exactly how someone would pose, like you're
going to be unassuming if it's in a diaper.
Speaker 1 (03:01):
Well, Citiya, thanks for sharing us story with that.
Speaker 4 (03:03):
I tried to I tried to joke around with the lady,
the TSA person, and I was like, can we just
pretend that you didn't see them and you can hold
on to them. We'll walk out go to a different
TSA agent.
Speaker 5 (03:15):
She probably wasn't.
Speaker 3 (03:16):
She's a hilarious no, no, not at all.
Speaker 4 (03:19):
She's like, no, you couldn't wait right here. You can
wait in a separate room for the Phoenid.
Speaker 1 (03:24):
Have a great day, Cypia, you too, Bye bye. Rich.
Just get into why you said your wife because the
whole profileer thing.
Speaker 3 (03:32):
Oh my gosh. So I think she watches a lot
of the same shows you guys do, like the murderer shows,
especially once it seemed like they're from another country, the
Briton ones. Yeah, because she'll I mean, anytime something happens
at the house, like she'll be like, hey, I can't
find my nighttime meds. Let's go to the CCTV. She'll
just look up, like we have CCTV. But now she
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feels like, because there's there's people our life, there's there's
people that we've seen date in being relationships, and she'll
call like end of it already. She'll be like, oh no,
well he did this, so there's no way she's going
to go with him. So now she feels like because
she watches murder shows and because she can see like, uh,
you know, she has what she says, people discernment. She
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thinks she could be a good CI or CSI or
profiler for the government to find out who killers are.
And she got mad at me. What I wouldn't agree
with her. We're having dinner, is you're talking about I
would be the best CIA profiler of people. And I
didn't agree with her right away. I was just listening
for her explanation, and she got legitimately mad that I
(04:34):
didn't think that she would be good spotting a murderer
or reading a case file. And I'm like, I think
you got to be a little more I think you
got to be a little more aware. I said, no, she.
Speaker 2 (04:44):
Pays attention to all the details, so that's why she
would be fabulous.
Speaker 3 (04:48):
Well, I said, I'm like, you wouldn't. You wouldn't forget
like so much stuff like where you left your phone.
She's like, see, that's the thing. I'm concentrating on the killer.
I'm not thinking about where I left my phone or
my hair brushes. I don't have time to know that
there are, you know, like eighteen cups on my nightstand
because I'm profiling. What makes kill it to me?
Speaker 1 (05:07):
But I can't believe she get legitimately mad.
Speaker 3 (05:09):
She got legitimately mad, like like when put her hands
down on the.
Speaker 1 (05:13):
Tables, you know, speaking of legitimately mad. You know how
they say you don't want to say calm down. It's
like I feel like the story of telling someone to
calm down is now made people want to get mad
whenever you tell them to calm down, you know what
I mean. I don't think it's so much about saying
calm down, Okay, settled out right, And then now I
think someone gets extra mad because they've been they've heard
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people get mad at that. Does that make sense? Yeah?
Speaker 5 (05:38):
My trigger word is like chill like when kadem tells
me to chill out, okay, Like I can't be myself,
like what's your problem?
Speaker 1 (05:45):
Let me run a scenario by it, because she made
me think of this. When when you just brought up
you wife getting mad, you' like for real? She got
for real? We got for real, man.
Speaker 3 (05:52):
It was kind of quiet on the way home until
I broke the ice with some you know, some music
that she loved.
Speaker 1 (05:57):
So we were in Hawaii and my wife, I think
I've told you guys that she's been dealing with some
back pain. For a long time, we didn't know what
it was, right, all this stuff, and it turns out
that they believe it is a hamstring tear, right right,
I know. And so but she doesn't have like a
main doctor, so she's kind of like going with different
doctors and people tell her to go to and they
all have different things. And so we go to Hawaii
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and I rented a four electric bikes and we went
on an electric bike ride and then we went hiking
a thing called Diamond Head. And on the electric bike part,
she said she knew. I go, here's how you ride
the bike, because we have electric bikes at home, but
I don't really use them, And I go, here's how
you ride the bike? Is what you do? She just
got it. So we're doing the bike thing and there's
a lot of hills to get to this one place,
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and we had to stop at one point because there's
traffic and you have to go through a tunnel and
the tunnel is one way, so you have to and
it's uphill. So we're stopped in traffic. It's time to go.
You know, how you get on a if your stopped
on a bike. To get on a bike, you stand
on the paddle. Yeah, got to give the little push.
She stands in a paddle. She's like, oh, I think
I just retore my my hamstring. I'm done. I'm done.
(07:02):
You guys go on, you guys. Yeah. And I'm like, well,
I go, we don't have to go on. Let's just
go home. Put it in freaking electric mode like you
should have, right, so that we can just go. You
didn't have to stand on the thing. You could have
liked a motorcycle, just gone right. So she's like, no, no,
(07:23):
you guys go on right, And and I go, well,
just I'll go home. Let's just take the bikes and
go home. She's like no, And she does this thing
sometimes where she gets you cannot talk to her. The
decision is made. That's it. You cannot. And I said
to her, this is what I said. This is exactly
what I said. I go, let's have a calm conversation
about this right now. Don't tell me to calm down.
(07:46):
Don't tell me. And I'm like, well, I didn't tell
you to calm down. I said, let's have a calm
conversation about this. No I can. Then she goes, no,
let's go, let's just go we'll go on the hike.
So we end up going on the hike and she
was fine and she goes I think I overacted. I
don't think. But it's like I feel like the phrase
and you hear all the time in movies and TV
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shows that that women will go nuts when you tell
them to calm down, right, But if someone told me
to calm down, I think it'd be like, maybe I should.
Speaker 3 (08:14):
Over I don't think it's that.
Speaker 2 (08:17):
I think it's because of the feeling it makes you
feel when you're fired up about someone and someone tells
you to calm down. It basically like diminishes, like totally
makes your feelings right seem like they don't matter. It's
just like somebody calmed down, Like I feel this way
for a reason.
Speaker 1 (08:33):
But what if the person is telling you to calm down,
meaning the situation they're trying to help you, Like, Hey,
this isn't this dramatic as you just think it is,
So guys, exactly.
Speaker 2 (08:42):
Right there, this isn't as dramatic as you think it is.
But maybe in that moment that's how it feels.
Speaker 1 (08:48):
Well, then at that moment you need to calm down.
Speaker 2 (08:50):
Calm down, like you're completely saying your feelings are invalid.
Speaker 1 (08:57):
I just remember what time You're not gonna win this one.
I know, I know, I know, I'm it's I'm not trying.
It's just an observation.
Speaker 3 (09:03):
Is when I think the guy that is what it's like, Well,
you don't have to be so mad. When guys here
they're like, I'm not mad, I'm just explaining with.
Speaker 1 (09:15):
Frustrated. Well that's.
Speaker 6 (09:18):
A guy.
Speaker 3 (09:19):
We explained something and when people don't get it, you
say it again and you use your hands more and
you're louder, And it's not because you're mad. It's just
that like, how is nobody getting what's inside my brain?
But then when he's like, well, you don't have to
be mad, that's what guys freak out over.
Speaker 1 (09:34):
Speaking of. But what do you what do you call
the what's an idio? Secrecy? Because I got one. I
want to pitch you guys. What is an idiot?
Speaker 3 (09:40):
That would be like something like something you do like
you touch your nose every time you look left.
Speaker 1 (09:45):
So I've talked about my trainer Chris before, right, Chris right,
he does this thing and I haven't seen anybody else.
Do remember how John Peak the guy we worked with.
He would almost mouth what you were saying. Right, that's
an idiosyncrasy.
Speaker 3 (09:57):
Right, he's listening to you, but he's like moving your mouth,
make it as you're talking to me.
Speaker 1 (10:02):
I don't know. That's a weird thing. So this guy
Chris that I work out with, I've never seen one
do this. What he does it is the weirdest thing.
And I now months I've worked out with this guy
for not two and a half years, but I've noticed this. Now,
I let this go months and months at a time.
I'm just observing it and I don't know, and I'm
trying to do it on the air. I want to
do it on the air, but I can't because it
takes too long. Here's what he does. He'll tell you
(10:23):
a story, right, and then like this, if I just
told the story about Blake, and then I said, can
we have a calm conversation about this, right, I'd say
the story. Then I'll respond, oh yeah, that's crazy, right,
and then he'll say the exact same story again.
Speaker 5 (10:36):
I'll tell it to you again again.
Speaker 1 (10:37):
And then no, and then he'll tell it again like
three times or maybe even more.
Speaker 2 (10:43):
Realize he's telling you the same.
Speaker 1 (10:44):
I don't know, it's so weird.
Speaker 2 (10:46):
Is it like literally right after.
Speaker 1 (10:49):
Or like the next day, No, right after, but almost
a shorter version of it. Yeah, Like I told her,
let's have a calm conversation, and she freaks out about it.
Oh yeah, and then you say what's right right, and
then to go yeah. It was like like, I mean,
it's we're in traffic, she's got to stand up on
the bike, and then she tears her hamstring and she says,
she gets all upset, and I'm like, let's have a
calm conversation. Like literally, I've never I don't know how
(11:11):
to bring that up on the name because it takes
I almost want to tape it because and then and
then maybe a half hour goes by in the workout,
and then he'll say the story again. No, yes, really,
I think he's on.
Speaker 2 (11:22):
The spectrum good reaction from it.
Speaker 1 (11:24):
That's yeah, I think so. But I also think I
ask he's got an hour with a client and there's
not much to talk about. It probably tells the same story.
Our story is a little different. I tell stories I've.
Speaker 3 (11:36):
Heard I've heard traders do that before, where they talk
about their weekend and they just do the same story
to every client.
Speaker 1 (11:41):
But then he goes, he told me something else yesterday
and it was so funny. There's a new doctor to
start working there. And I didn't realize it, but I
guess she's short, but a lot of people are short
to me, right, So he said, I go, how to
go with the new doctor? And he goes. He goes,
I made a short joke. Because I made a joke,
and she laughed. He goes and I think it went well,
and I go, what was the joke? And he goes, well, Noah,
(12:03):
there's a guy even know who's like six or five
walk by and she waved at Noah. So Chris, he's
a great guy. But his sense, if you were like,
he's so smart, you know, if it is so smart.
Where he goes, so this is his joke. He goes, uh,
Noah walked by and I go, uh, he didn't see
you because you're so short. And he told me the joke,
(12:24):
and I went, I go, are you seriously that's your joke?
Like that's your joke? Like he didn't. He just starts
laughing hysterically at me, and I go, I'm gonna tell
that on there tomorrow because that is so stupid. That
you think that's a joke, like.
Speaker 3 (12:40):
That's your comation, like a street line.
Speaker 1 (12:43):
She said, she didn't say anything. He goes, so that
means she smiled. I go because it wasn't a joke.
There's a there's a joke that must be like a
quip or what is that? I don't anyway, the guy,
he's so the guy. I can't wait for you guys
to release spend time with him some day. I don't
know how that I have.
Speaker 5 (13:02):
I've gone and had a drink and dinner with it.
Speaker 1 (13:05):
What do you one? But that was like when I
had first bet if I only know him for a
little bit. Now, now that I've told you about him,
I want you to see these. I want him to
come in here and tell the story.
Speaker 3 (13:12):
The four story thing is interesting because I have a
cousin who does that. But just on the in the
moment on the thing, it's like, where'd you find that?
Speaker 1 (13:18):
Oh?
Speaker 3 (13:18):
I found it on Spotify. It's on Spotify. I found
it on Spotify.
Speaker 1 (13:21):
Yeah no, no, there's interact like you say, he go.
He'd be like, yeah, I was on Spotify and I
found it and it's such a great song. I'm like, yeah,
I love that. Song. He's like, yeah, I know. I
was just on my phone and I'm on Spotify and
it lands on and I found it. Now, I listened
to it all the time and I was like, that's great.
I freaking I love I love Sabrina Carpenter. Yeah, so
do I like, I'm on Spotify. It's a new red.
It's like crazy frustrate ye. Also something else he does.
(13:45):
There's another thing he does, like if if I like,
if I go like this, like if I was asked, Kyle, Kyle,
where'd you get that hat? What the store? Like? He
says what, he answers it it. He doesn't hear you
say what, and then and then he answers it. That's
the weirdest thing. So he'll answer it. He'll say what,
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and as he's saying what, then I'm repeating it. But
then he answers it before I even ask it again.
It's so weird.
Speaker 3 (14:13):
Yeah, he's got a couple of doozies, I know. But
we'll we'll take anybody's idiosyncrasies. We're always looking for new ones.
Speaker 1 (14:18):
I know. But what I'm telling you about you can't
I can't really do because it takes.
Speaker 3 (14:21):
Too long, too long. But what thing you can totally
do though, Yeah, it's that was really weird. That'll that'll
piss off Kyle at some boy, What the Kyle.
Speaker 1 (14:29):
It's really weird. Anyway, how's podcast been so far?
Speaker 3 (14:32):
I didn't start a timer for it?
Speaker 1 (14:34):
John J. Rich. My husband has a shard of glass
saved from surgical removal from his toe joint. It was
in there two years, John Jay and Rich. I so
badly want someone to call in and say their kid
from a C section. John Jane Rich. I lost a
pinky toe and a motorcycle acci and I told the
doctor I wanted to keep before I went under for
them to chop it off. When I woke up, I
asked him about it, and they said they threw it away.
Sad boo. If you guys watched No Good Deed on Netflix,
(14:57):
is that the one? Okay? I want to present this
to you, No how much are we're still going?
Speaker 3 (15:04):
Time?
Speaker 1 (15:05):
Got the time? Okay? There is a text here that
I want to build a game around the game. We've
already done before many times, right, you and I have many,
many many times. John J. Rich. I wonder if Peyton
can go five minutes without using the word like nope,
I promise you use it ten times each sentence telling
your stories. We got to play like the UM game.
Remember the game I had to.
Speaker 5 (15:25):
Do like the UM game like English Class. No, I've
done the like game with you guys before.
Speaker 1 (15:30):
But it's like, no, I mean.
Speaker 5 (15:33):
The word like is just what it's come yeah.
Speaker 1 (15:37):
Like sorry, like it is my son Kemp. I'm like,
can you just talk without like? He says, like too
much worse than you like.
Speaker 5 (15:46):
It's just like, I don't think it's that bad.
Speaker 3 (15:49):
I actually don't think I heard much with Peyton.
Speaker 5 (15:52):
I mean I definitely probably do say like, but also
like I'm a girl, girls say.
Speaker 2 (15:57):
Like I think we all do. She just loves literally
would go over to my friend in eighth grade. Her
dad was a pediatric neurosurgeon, and when he would have
to drive me home after hanging out with her in
the car, he would ask me questions and then start
counting out loud.
Speaker 1 (16:14):
Every time you said, I just say like, he said,
he would say.
Speaker 2 (16:22):
Can you try not to?
Speaker 1 (16:24):
Who are you?
Speaker 3 (16:25):
You're not my dad? Right? Two?
Speaker 1 (16:27):
Number two?
Speaker 5 (16:27):
That's two really care that much about the word life?
Speaker 3 (16:31):
Let's be for real?
Speaker 1 (16:35):
Uh? John Day and Rich? When is Clayton. The bats
are going to post the podcast with John Jay. I
have no idea. Maybe it was bad, you got bumped.
I'm waiting.
Speaker 3 (16:46):
I did a podcast with John j like four months
ago that still has a post.
Speaker 1 (16:49):
Oh, that's coming out in a couple of weeks. I
was meaning about that the other day. Let's see listening
to your double shot story. Remember when Pedria pescal starbuck
order went viral because it was six shots on ice.
I've been drinking that every day since twenty thirteen. See
he had six shots on I had two shots on ice.
I told you there's something about the shots on the ice.
It was a different vibe for me. That's a big thing.
Speaker 3 (17:12):
I don't mean to bring up Italy so much, but
like in the afternoon in Italy, that's what they do
is they give you a little shot over ice and
it is like rocket fuel there too.
Speaker 1 (17:21):
Do you bring up Italy a lot?
Speaker 3 (17:22):
That's I mean, I feel like I talked about it
a lot over the years, but that's one of the
things I remember, and it was kind of amazing.
Speaker 5 (17:30):
I had that same thought process.
Speaker 1 (17:31):
I'm like, what's the last time we brought up Well?
Speaker 3 (17:34):
Do I not? Well, that's good. Then I don't go
I don't do that too much.
Speaker 1 (17:38):
Okay, Well.
Speaker 3 (17:41):
It was a whole thing, Peyton, it was a whole thing.
Speaker 2 (17:44):
Wait when you brought up the espresso thing, Scott was like,
do I need to send John Jay a link to
my double shot espressos now? Because the double shots that
I used to drink all the time now he drinks.
Speaker 1 (17:53):
Oh oh, some delivery. Let's have all kind of crap
that you said.
Speaker 2 (17:57):
Sugar free, Yeah, sugar they have sugar free ones though.
Speaker 1 (18:01):
No, please, I'm still dealing with the last product I
bought from Scott. You have to figure it out. Just
a treadmill.
Speaker 6 (18:11):
So basically the treadmill, the side is cracked right, which
isn't affecting the integrity I don't think. But the belt
was so loose when we got it, so now you
have to like center the belt on the walking track basically,
And so every time you have to like it's finesse.
You have to like tighten one screw, then go over
the other side and tighten it. Like you tighten it
(18:32):
a little bit too much and the thing pulls over.
Speaker 1 (18:34):
To the right and you're just like.
Speaker 3 (18:38):
Fans, Hey, calm down, dude, Judge you get mad about
that treadmill.
Speaker 1 (18:46):
Well, Fish said, you just open it, take it out
and go. I said, I don't want to have to
put it together. He says, you won't. Well, you know
belt wasn't a whack.
Speaker 3 (18:53):
I promise you that now you have to plug that in.
That's gonna tick our whole station down. You're gonna walk
it like a half a mile an hour and we're
gonna have a round out and here.
Speaker 1 (19:02):
No building. You pull it out of the box, plug
it in, and walk, is what he said.
Speaker 2 (19:06):
Lies.
Speaker 6 (19:09):
I mean obviously in an ideal world, ideal scenario.
Speaker 1 (19:11):
Yes, but you did buy it. So, yeah, you know
that's the way things work for me. And so if
I took a picture of the crack and I send
it back on the app to them, they'll refund me
or they going to make me send it back because
putting that back in the box and send it uh huh.
Speaker 6 (19:29):
Treadmill Talk with John Jay and Ridge is a QR
code that says, if you have a problem, please feel
free to contact us within twenty four hours.
Speaker 3 (19:36):
We will reply a sore like this is basically a
piece of garbage for eighty seven hours.
Speaker 6 (19:42):
Pat.
Speaker 1 (19:44):
Yeah, but I'm saying like I remember with Kyle when
she got that dresser and let keep it. Oh yeah,
what if I just go What if I got everybody
near their own treadmill's You're like, I can't be carried.
We all have treadmills in here. We all do the
show on treadmills. I need to change the position. Work. Yeah,
we just had to work. We can could all be
facing this way.
Speaker 5 (20:02):
Side way, you and Kyle just walking towards.
Speaker 1 (20:05):
Each other, or you can walk towards me. Would be
walking towards each other.
Speaker 3 (20:08):
I'd rather do the show laying down in Peyton's eggpod.
That sounds like a lot easier.
Speaker 1 (20:13):
My ears just like electrocuted, Yeah really yeah, electric like yeah,
like in my ears right now? Do you think it
was the static electricity from the garbage? I don't think
we started this morning. Our whole radio station went off
the air. All right, I had another I had another
text here. I'd rather do that one on the air. Okay,
never mind, all right, good stuff, fun podcast. All right,
(20:35):
you can start recording now. Noah jokes
Check one too. I like you Jack and Kylin feb
have you worn it up before? I feel like? I
asked you if they make then to two x oh,
Blake asked me. Oh, I gotta get back to you
and your pet thing. But Blake asked me, she said
for next time. Next time, you need to give me
a present. You here's what I want. And she she
told me something and she goes, you know, like what
(00:21):
Kyle has. I don't know how she said, Nos, you
have this, but maybe because talk about it. But she
wants a big, long fluffy robe, not a short robe.
A long fluffy robe.
Speaker 2 (00:32):
Like the robe you guys got me.
Speaker 3 (00:34):
That's a short one.
Speaker 1 (00:35):
Oh, she wants a long one, maybe because so she
can go downstairs with the ug robe she loves.
Speaker 2 (00:41):
Yeah, that's my favorite robe on Like, that's one of
my favorite gifts I've ever received in my whole life.
Speaker 1 (00:45):
She has an ugg jacket. You they're so soft.
Speaker 2 (00:48):
The one you guys got me, I woorn'd so much
it basically started withering away. Scott got me one two
Christmases ago, and it's like still it's still going pretty strong.
But like or the ugg robe, I highly reckon her.
Speaker 1 (01:02):
And if I don't.
Speaker 2 (01:02):
I'm sure they come out a long version.
Speaker 1 (01:04):
Unfuged should be totally doing endorsements for ug Yeah. Hey,
are you rolling? No, you're roll because this is all
be in the podcast.
Speaker 3 (01:10):
Shopping in general Kyles things.
Speaker 1 (01:12):
That's so good that this is in the podcast. Could ye?
I didn't know that it's so good. Yeah, we take
this call on the podcast too. Let's just take it
all right, let's do Hi Cynthia, Hello, good morning.
Speaker 4 (01:25):
Hi.
Speaker 1 (01:25):
Did something get taken away from you at TSA?
Speaker 3 (01:29):
Yes.
Speaker 4 (01:30):
So, I'm traveling with my family and our diaper bag
got pulled and I have worked for the airlines or
I worked in the pasta the airlines for five years,
so I'm pretty familiar with the policies on what we
can have and can't have. I was so surprised. I'm like,
what could be in there? And when they're seirteen the
bag in a little hidden pocket, I forgot sparklers from
(01:54):
fourth of July and I was like, oh, no problem,
just throw them away, and they would not do it.
They said it reached their protocol. They had to call
Phoenix PD and they we had to wait for the
police department to come and release us and the Sparklers
before we could move on with our travel, and they
(02:16):
said we were going to be Yeah, they said we
were going to be fined up to like ten thousand dollars,
but they couldn't give us a number. And then we
got a letter in the mail saying that they would
ended up being no. Fine. They gave us a morning
but we can never do TSA pre check.
Speaker 3 (02:32):
Oh that's how they get you now, they ban you
from TSA pre.
Speaker 1 (02:36):
It's such a simple stick. But at the same time,
I guess you want that so that somebody doesn't come
through with that stuff and is actual explosives, right, you
know what I mean. It's like you can't be two
yeah and you I mean.
Speaker 2 (02:48):
Like, on one hand, I'm like, well, I mean it
looks like an innocent family. I think you could, you know,
I think you could be like, okay, throw them a bone.
But then that's exactly how someone would pose, like you're
going to be unassuming if it's in a diaper.
Speaker 1 (03:01):
Well, Citiya, thanks for sharing us story with that.
Speaker 4 (03:03):
I tried to I tried to joke around with the lady,
the TSA person, and I was like, can we just
pretend that you didn't see them and you can hold
on to them. We'll walk out go to a different
TSA agent.
Speaker 5 (03:15):
She probably wasn't.
Speaker 3 (03:16):
She's a hilarious no, no, not at all.
Speaker 4 (03:19):
She's like, no, you couldn't wait right here. You can
wait in a separate room for the Phoenid.
Speaker 1 (03:24):
Have a great day, Cypia, you too, Bye bye. Rich.
Just get into why you said your wife because the
whole profileer thing.
Speaker 3 (03:32):
Oh my gosh. So I think she watches a lot
of the same shows you guys do, like the murderer shows,
especially once it seemed like they're from another country, the
Briton ones. Yeah, because she'll I mean, anytime something happens
at the house, like she'll be like, hey, I can't
find my nighttime meds. Let's go to the CCTV. She'll
just look up, like we have CCTV. But now she
(03:52):
feels like, because there's there's people our life, there's there's
people that we've seen date in being relationships, and she'll
call like end of it already. She'll be like, oh no,
well he did this, so there's no way she's going
to go with him. So now she feels like because
she watches murder shows and because she can see like, uh,
you know, she has what she says, people discernment. She
(04:13):
thinks she could be a good CI or CSI or
profiler for the government to find out who killers are.
And she got mad at me. What I wouldn't agree
with her. We're having dinner, is you're talking about I
would be the best CIA profiler of people. And I
didn't agree with her right away. I was just listening
for her explanation, and she got legitimately mad that I
(04:34):
didn't think that she would be good spotting a murderer
or reading a case file. And I'm like, I think
you got to be a little more I think you
got to be a little more aware. I said, no, she.
Speaker 2 (04:44):
Pays attention to all the details, so that's why she
would be fabulous.
Speaker 3 (04:48):
Well, I said, I'm like, you wouldn't. You wouldn't forget
like so much stuff like where you left your phone.
She's like, see, that's the thing. I'm concentrating on the killer.
I'm not thinking about where I left my phone or
my hair brushes. I don't have time to know that
there are, you know, like eighteen cups on my nightstand
because I'm profiling. What makes kill it to me?
Speaker 1 (05:07):
But I can't believe she get legitimately mad.
Speaker 3 (05:09):
She got legitimately mad, like like when put her hands
down on the.
Speaker 1 (05:13):
Tables, you know, speaking of legitimately mad. You know how
they say you don't want to say calm down. It's
like I feel like the story of telling someone to
calm down is now made people want to get mad
whenever you tell them to calm down, you know what
I mean. I don't think it's so much about saying
calm down, Okay, settled out right, And then now I
think someone gets extra mad because they've been they've heard
(05:36):
people get mad at that. Does that make sense? Yeah?
Speaker 5 (05:38):
My trigger word is like chill like when kadem tells
me to chill out, okay, Like I can't be myself,
like what's your problem?
Speaker 1 (05:45):
Let me run a scenario by it, because she made
me think of this. When when you just brought up
you wife getting mad, you' like for real? She got
for real? We got for real, man.
Speaker 3 (05:52):
It was kind of quiet on the way home until
I broke the ice with some you know, some music
that she loved.
Speaker 1 (05:57):
So we were in Hawaii and my wife, I think
I've told you guys that she's been dealing with some
back pain. For a long time, we didn't know what
it was, right, all this stuff, and it turns out
that they believe it is a hamstring tear, right right,
I know. And so but she doesn't have like a
main doctor, so she's kind of like going with different
doctors and people tell her to go to and they
all have different things. And so we go to Hawaii
(06:19):
and I rented a four electric bikes and we went
on an electric bike ride and then we went hiking
a thing called Diamond Head. And on the electric bike part,
she said she knew. I go, here's how you ride
the bike, because we have electric bikes at home, but
I don't really use them, And I go, here's how
you ride the bike? Is what you do? She just
got it. So we're doing the bike thing and there's
a lot of hills to get to this one place,
(06:40):
and we had to stop at one point because there's
traffic and you have to go through a tunnel and
the tunnel is one way, so you have to and
it's uphill. So we're stopped in traffic. It's time to go.
You know, how you get on a if your stopped
on a bike. To get on a bike, you stand
on the paddle. Yeah, got to give the little push.
She stands in a paddle. She's like, oh, I think
I just retore my my hamstring. I'm done. I'm done.
(07:02):
You guys go on, you guys. Yeah. And I'm like, well,
I go, we don't have to go on. Let's just
go home. Put it in freaking electric mode like you
should have, right, so that we can just go. You
didn't have to stand on the thing. You could have
liked a motorcycle, just gone right. So she's like, no, no,
(07:23):
you guys go on right, And and I go, well,
just I'll go home. Let's just take the bikes and
go home. She's like no, And she does this thing
sometimes where she gets you cannot talk to her. The
decision is made. That's it. You cannot. And I said
to her, this is what I said. This is exactly
what I said. I go, let's have a calm conversation
about this right now. Don't tell me to calm down.
(07:46):
Don't tell me. And I'm like, well, I didn't tell
you to calm down. I said, let's have a calm
conversation about this. No I can. Then she goes, no,
let's go, let's just go we'll go on the hike.
So we end up going on the hike and she
was fine and she goes I think I overacted. I
don't think. But it's like I feel like the phrase
and you hear all the time in movies and TV
(08:07):
shows that that women will go nuts when you tell
them to calm down, right, But if someone told me
to calm down, I think it'd be like, maybe I should.
Speaker 3 (08:14):
Over I don't think it's that.
Speaker 2 (08:17):
I think it's because of the feeling it makes you
feel when you're fired up about someone and someone tells
you to calm down. It basically like diminishes, like totally
makes your feelings right seem like they don't matter. It's
just like somebody calmed down, Like I feel this way
for a reason.
Speaker 1 (08:33):
But what if the person is telling you to calm down,
meaning the situation they're trying to help you, Like, Hey,
this isn't this dramatic as you just think it is,
So guys, exactly.
Speaker 2 (08:42):
Right there, this isn't as dramatic as you think it is.
But maybe in that moment that's how it feels.
Speaker 1 (08:48):
Well, then at that moment you need to calm down.
Speaker 2 (08:50):
Calm down, like you're completely saying your feelings are invalid.
Speaker 1 (08:57):
I just remember what time You're not gonna win this one.
I know, I know, I know, I'm it's I'm not trying.
It's just an observation.
Speaker 3 (09:03):
Is when I think the guy that is what it's like, Well,
you don't have to be so mad. When guys here
they're like, I'm not mad, I'm just explaining with.
Speaker 1 (09:15):
Frustrated. Well that's.
Speaker 6 (09:18):
A guy.
Speaker 3 (09:19):
We explained something and when people don't get it, you
say it again and you use your hands more and
you're louder, And it's not because you're mad. It's just
that like, how is nobody getting what's inside my brain?
But then when he's like, well, you don't have to
be mad, that's what guys freak out over.
Speaker 1 (09:34):
Speaking of. But what do you what do you call
the what's an idio? Secrecy? Because I got one. I
want to pitch you guys. What is an idiot?
Speaker 3 (09:40):
That would be like something like something you do like
you touch your nose every time you look left.
Speaker 1 (09:45):
So I've talked about my trainer Chris before, right, Chris right,
he does this thing and I haven't seen anybody else.
Do remember how John Peak the guy we worked with.
He would almost mouth what you were saying. Right, that's
an idiosyncrasy.
Speaker 3 (09:57):
Right, he's listening to you, but he's like moving your mouth,
make it as you're talking to me.
Speaker 1 (10:02):
I don't know. That's a weird thing. So this guy
Chris that I work out with, I've never seen one
do this. What he does it is the weirdest thing.
And I now months I've worked out with this guy
for not two and a half years, but I've noticed this. Now,
I let this go months and months at a time.
I'm just observing it and I don't know, and I'm
trying to do it on the air. I want to
do it on the air, but I can't because it
takes too long. Here's what he does. He'll tell you
(10:23):
a story, right, and then like this, if I just
told the story about Blake, and then I said, can
we have a calm conversation about this, right, I'd say
the story. Then I'll respond, oh yeah, that's crazy, right,
and then he'll say the exact same story again.
Speaker 5 (10:36):
I'll tell it to you again again.
Speaker 1 (10:37):
And then no, and then he'll tell it again like
three times or maybe even more.
Speaker 2 (10:43):
Realize he's telling you the same.
Speaker 1 (10:44):
I don't know, it's so weird.
Speaker 2 (10:46):
Is it like literally right after.
Speaker 1 (10:49):
Or like the next day, No, right after, but almost
a shorter version of it. Yeah, Like I told her,
let's have a calm conversation, and she freaks out about it.
Oh yeah, and then you say what's right right, and
then to go yeah. It was like like, I mean,
it's we're in traffic, she's got to stand up on
the bike, and then she tears her hamstring and she says,
she gets all upset, and I'm like, let's have a
calm conversation. Like literally, I've never I don't know how
(11:11):
to bring that up on the name because it takes
I almost want to tape it because and then and
then maybe a half hour goes by in the workout,
and then he'll say the story again. No, yes, really,
I think he's on.
Speaker 2 (11:22):
The spectrum good reaction from it.
Speaker 1 (11:24):
That's yeah, I think so. But I also think I
ask he's got an hour with a client and there's
not much to talk about. It probably tells the same story.
Our story is a little different. I tell stories I've.
Speaker 3 (11:36):
Heard I've heard traders do that before, where they talk
about their weekend and they just do the same story
to every client.
Speaker 1 (11:41):
But then he goes, he told me something else yesterday
and it was so funny. There's a new doctor to
start working there. And I didn't realize it, but I
guess she's short, but a lot of people are short
to me, right, So he said, I go, how to
go with the new doctor? And he goes. He goes,
I made a short joke. Because I made a joke,
and she laughed. He goes and I think it went well,
and I go, what was the joke? And he goes, well, Noah,
(12:03):
there's a guy even know who's like six or five
walk by and she waved at Noah. So Chris, he's
a great guy. But his sense, if you were like,
he's so smart, you know, if it is so smart.
Where he goes, so this is his joke. He goes, uh,
Noah walked by and I go, uh, he didn't see
you because you're so short. And he told me the joke,
(12:24):
and I went, I go, are you seriously that's your joke?
Like that's your joke? Like he didn't. He just starts
laughing hysterically at me, and I go, I'm gonna tell
that on there tomorrow because that is so stupid. That
you think that's a joke, like.
Speaker 3 (12:40):
That's your comation, like a street line.
Speaker 1 (12:43):
She said, she didn't say anything. He goes, so that
means she smiled. I go because it wasn't a joke.
There's a there's a joke that must be like a
quip or what is that? I don't anyway, the guy,
he's so the guy. I can't wait for you guys
to release spend time with him some day. I don't
know how that I have.
Speaker 5 (13:02):
I've gone and had a drink and dinner with it.
Speaker 1 (13:05):
What do you one? But that was like when I
had first bet if I only know him for a
little bit. Now, now that I've told you about him,
I want you to see these. I want him to
come in here and tell the story.
Speaker 3 (13:12):
The four story thing is interesting because I have a
cousin who does that. But just on the in the
moment on the thing, it's like, where'd you find that?
Speaker 1 (13:18):
Oh?
Speaker 3 (13:18):
I found it on Spotify. It's on Spotify. I found
it on Spotify.
Speaker 1 (13:21):
Yeah no, no, there's interact like you say, he go.
He'd be like, yeah, I was on Spotify and I
found it and it's such a great song. I'm like, yeah,
I love that. Song. He's like, yeah, I know. I
was just on my phone and I'm on Spotify and
it lands on and I found it. Now, I listened
to it all the time and I was like, that's great.
I freaking I love I love Sabrina Carpenter. Yeah, so
do I like, I'm on Spotify. It's a new red.
It's like crazy frustrate ye. Also something else he does.
(13:45):
There's another thing he does, like if if I like,
if I go like this, like if I was asked, Kyle, Kyle,
where'd you get that hat? What the store? Like? He
says what, he answers it it. He doesn't hear you
say what, and then and then he answers it. That's
the weirdest thing. So he'll answer it. He'll say what,
(14:05):
and as he's saying what, then I'm repeating it. But
then he answers it before I even ask it again.
It's so weird.
Speaker 3 (14:13):
Yeah, he's got a couple of doozies, I know. But
we'll we'll take anybody's idiosyncrasies. We're always looking for new ones.
Speaker 1 (14:18):
I know. But what I'm telling you about you can't
I can't really do because it takes.
Speaker 3 (14:21):
Too long, too long. But what thing you can totally
do though, Yeah, it's that was really weird. That'll that'll
piss off Kyle at some boy, What the Kyle.
Speaker 1 (14:29):
It's really weird. Anyway, how's podcast been so far?
Speaker 3 (14:32):
I didn't start a timer for it?
Speaker 1 (14:34):
John J. Rich. My husband has a shard of glass
saved from surgical removal from his toe joint. It was
in there two years, John Jay and Rich. I so
badly want someone to call in and say their kid
from a C section. John Jane Rich. I lost a
pinky toe and a motorcycle acci and I told the
doctor I wanted to keep before I went under for
them to chop it off. When I woke up, I
asked him about it, and they said they threw it away.
Sad boo. If you guys watched No Good Deed on Netflix,
(14:57):
is that the one? Okay? I want to present this
to you, No how much are we're still going?
Speaker 3 (15:04):
Time?
Speaker 1 (15:05):
Got the time? Okay? There is a text here that
I want to build a game around the game. We've
already done before many times, right, you and I have many,
many many times. John J. Rich. I wonder if Peyton
can go five minutes without using the word like nope,
I promise you use it ten times each sentence telling
your stories. We got to play like the UM game.
Remember the game I had to.
Speaker 5 (15:25):
Do like the UM game like English Class. No, I've
done the like game with you guys before.
Speaker 1 (15:30):
But it's like, no, I mean.
Speaker 5 (15:33):
The word like is just what it's come yeah.
Speaker 1 (15:37):
Like sorry, like it is my son Kemp. I'm like,
can you just talk without like? He says, like too
much worse than you like.
Speaker 5 (15:46):
It's just like, I don't think it's that bad.
Speaker 3 (15:49):
I actually don't think I heard much with Peyton.
Speaker 5 (15:52):
I mean I definitely probably do say like, but also
like I'm a girl, girls say.
Speaker 2 (15:57):
Like I think we all do. She just loves literally
would go over to my friend in eighth grade. Her
dad was a pediatric neurosurgeon, and when he would have
to drive me home after hanging out with her in
the car, he would ask me questions and then start
counting out loud.
Speaker 1 (16:14):
Every time you said, I just say like, he said,
he would say.
Speaker 2 (16:22):
Can you try not to?
Speaker 1 (16:24):
Who are you?
Speaker 3 (16:25):
You're not my dad? Right? Two?
Speaker 1 (16:27):
Number two?
Speaker 5 (16:27):
That's two really care that much about the word life?
Speaker 3 (16:31):
Let's be for real?
Speaker 1 (16:35):
Uh? John Day and Rich? When is Clayton. The bats
are going to post the podcast with John Jay. I
have no idea. Maybe it was bad, you got bumped.
I'm waiting.
Speaker 3 (16:46):
I did a podcast with John j like four months
ago that still has a post.
Speaker 1 (16:49):
Oh, that's coming out in a couple of weeks. I
was meaning about that the other day. Let's see listening
to your double shot story. Remember when Pedria pescal starbuck
order went viral because it was six shots on ice.
I've been drinking that every day since twenty thirteen. See
he had six shots on I had two shots on ice.
I told you there's something about the shots on the ice.
It was a different vibe for me. That's a big thing.
Speaker 3 (17:12):
I don't mean to bring up Italy so much, but
like in the afternoon in Italy, that's what they do
is they give you a little shot over ice and
it is like rocket fuel there too.
Speaker 1 (17:21):
Do you bring up Italy a lot?
Speaker 3 (17:22):
That's I mean, I feel like I talked about it
a lot over the years, but that's one of the
things I remember, and it was kind of amazing.
Speaker 5 (17:30):
I had that same thought process.
Speaker 1 (17:31):
I'm like, what's the last time we brought up Well?
Speaker 3 (17:34):
Do I not? Well, that's good. Then I don't go
I don't do that too much.
Speaker 1 (17:38):
Okay, Well.
Speaker 3 (17:41):
It was a whole thing, Peyton, it was a whole thing.
Speaker 2 (17:44):
Wait when you brought up the espresso thing, Scott was like,
do I need to send John Jay a link to
my double shot espressos now? Because the double shots that
I used to drink all the time now he drinks.
Speaker 1 (17:53):
Oh oh, some delivery. Let's have all kind of crap
that you said.
Speaker 2 (17:57):
Sugar free, Yeah, sugar they have sugar free ones though.
Speaker 1 (18:01):
No, please, I'm still dealing with the last product I
bought from Scott. You have to figure it out. Just
a treadmill.
Speaker 6 (18:11):
So basically the treadmill, the side is cracked right, which
isn't affecting the integrity I don't think. But the belt
was so loose when we got it, so now you
have to like center the belt on the walking track basically,
And so every time you have to like it's finesse.
You have to like tighten one screw, then go over
the other side and tighten it. Like you tighten it
(18:32):
a little bit too much and the thing pulls over.
Speaker 1 (18:34):
To the right and you're just like.
Speaker 3 (18:38):
Fans, Hey, calm down, dude, Judge you get mad about
that treadmill.
Speaker 1 (18:46):
Well, Fish said, you just open it, take it out
and go. I said, I don't want to have to
put it together. He says, you won't. Well, you know
belt wasn't a whack.
Speaker 3 (18:53):
I promise you that now you have to plug that in.
That's gonna tick our whole station down. You're gonna walk
it like a half a mile an hour and we're
gonna have a round out and here.
Speaker 1 (19:02):
No building. You pull it out of the box, plug
it in, and walk, is what he said.
Speaker 2 (19:06):
Lies.
Speaker 6 (19:09):
I mean obviously in an ideal world, ideal scenario.
Speaker 1 (19:11):
Yes, but you did buy it. So, yeah, you know
that's the way things work for me. And so if
I took a picture of the crack and I send
it back on the app to them, they'll refund me
or they going to make me send it back because
putting that back in the box and send it uh huh.
Speaker 6 (19:29):
Treadmill Talk with John Jay and Ridge is a QR
code that says, if you have a problem, please feel
free to contact us within twenty four hours.
Speaker 3 (19:36):
We will reply a sore like this is basically a
piece of garbage for eighty seven hours.
Speaker 6 (19:42):
Pat.
Speaker 1 (19:44):
Yeah, but I'm saying like I remember with Kyle when
she got that dresser and let keep it. Oh yeah,
what if I just go What if I got everybody
near their own treadmill's You're like, I can't be carried.
We all have treadmills in here. We all do the
show on treadmills. I need to change the position. Work. Yeah,
we just had to work. We can could all be
facing this way.
Speaker 5 (20:02):
Side way, you and Kyle just walking towards.
Speaker 1 (20:05):
Each other, or you can walk towards me. Would be
walking towards each other.
Speaker 3 (20:08):
I'd rather do the show laying down in Peyton's eggpod.
That sounds like a lot easier.
Speaker 1 (20:13):
My ears just like electrocuted, Yeah really yeah, electric like yeah,
like in my ears right now? Do you think it
was the static electricity from the garbage? I don't think
we started this morning. Our whole radio station went off
the air. All right, I had another I had another
text here. I'd rather do that one on the air. Okay,
never mind, all right, good stuff, fun podcast. All right,
(20:35):
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