December 14, 2024 • 23 mins
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THE MINT DISPENSARY TEMPE
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
You're you're a little floppy right there. Your hat is
a little disfigured. There you go, there's our little elfie.
Speaker 2 (00:08):
Merry Christmas, Happy New Year.
Speaker 3 (00:18):
It's too noisy, hey, get out of here, Get out
of here, Get out of here. Come on, Dad, get
out of here. So it's uh Peyton and Grant here.
Speaker 4 (00:30):
We like to take over the afterword.
Speaker 3 (00:32):
We took over the Afterwards podcast, and we're trying some
edible marijuana treats brought to you and brought to us
by the Mint Dispensary today. It's very exciting. They so
it's obviously Christmas time. They've got a lot of stuff, obviously,
like so many things they they bring. This is if
you're watching this video, they have uh they brought us
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all the deals and it's pages and pages and pages
of holiday deals. You can't beat this, No, you can't
beat this.
Speaker 1 (00:59):
And like the last time the mint was here, it
was Thanksgiving season, right, and so I was really really
excited when the mint was coming in. It was gonna
be holiday season because everybody loves the festive stuff, you
know what I mean, Like Thanksgiving is cool, and of
course you want to get had because you're about to
eat all of this great food. Yeah, but like waking
up Christmas morning and eating one of these chocolate peppermint rolls.
Speaker 3 (01:18):
Oh my goodness. Yeah, we cut a piece of that
off and it's just it looks like all the trouble
it looks So I don't know what the dosage is.
Speaker 4 (01:25):
But I think it's a hundred milliga pretty substantial.
Speaker 3 (01:27):
So do you want to start with what the peppermint roll?
Speaker 1 (01:30):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (01:30):
I'm here, Okay, so you go.
Speaker 4 (01:32):
That's good. Tastes like a ding dong.
Speaker 3 (01:34):
You chased like a ding dong. You are a ding
dong omar, Yeah, isn't it.
Speaker 4 (01:39):
It's giving ding dong.
Speaker 1 (01:40):
Huh.
Speaker 3 (01:40):
It is so good, so good. It's mint, the mint
by the mint, peppermint.
Speaker 4 (01:45):
But also like ding dong peppermint roll. Anyway, who came
up with this?
Speaker 3 (01:50):
Whose idea was this?
Speaker 4 (01:51):
Not sure?
Speaker 3 (01:52):
Like I didn't even know until this year. I've been
watching a lot of extreme baking. It's kind of my thing.
Speaker 4 (01:56):
I'm into that Great Britain Baking show.
Speaker 3 (01:59):
The Briton One's five, the stuff on some of the
stuff on the Food Network. I get the Extreme Holiday
Baking Championships. That one is fire and I didn't know
that there were roles, Like, I didn't know people still
made those things until like probably two nights ago. And
now apparently the Mint makes a medicated one, right, which
they would win every Extreme Holiday Baking Championship if they
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gave some medicated stuff to the judges. I mean absolutely,
that's a that's a hack. That's a game show hack.
Speaker 4 (02:25):
I think that might be a legal Actually.
Speaker 3 (02:28):
We put five hundred milligrams. I hope you enjoyed it.
Speaker 4 (02:31):
Dup oh delicious?
Speaker 3 (02:33):
So Christmas? Is this gonna is? Is the Mint now
a part of your holiday traditions?
Speaker 4 (02:39):
Absolutely?
Speaker 1 (02:39):
Because the mint also brought in that garlic butter that
we got for Thanksgiving And there's roles. So I'm so
excited because the roles the bread break.
Speaker 3 (02:49):
Did you break up on the rolls yet? I don't
know why I'm not showing the camera this, but these
are real.
Speaker 4 (02:53):
Roles, No, these are and they're medicated roles.
Speaker 1 (02:56):
And I can't wait to put this out for my
Christmas dinner when we're playing our White Elephant and my
grandma just gets Lucy goosey.
Speaker 3 (03:02):
I'm dipping it in the what is this hundred milligram gravy?
Speaker 4 (03:06):
Gravy the gravy. So actually genius. Yeah, actually just dipping.
Speaker 3 (03:11):
Go, yeah, dipp and go.
Speaker 4 (03:13):
You're smart.
Speaker 3 (03:13):
That's what we do.
Speaker 4 (03:14):
Okay, so good. We are ridiculous.
Speaker 3 (03:19):
I mean again, I'm gonna sound like a broken record here.
Sorry to talk with my mouthful, but you don't taste wheat.
And then about an hour from now, when I'm home,
when I just made it home, I'm gonna be like,
oh my god.
Speaker 1 (03:32):
Someone you're gonna call Kate and cry because you don't
know what to do with yourself.
Speaker 3 (03:37):
I've fallen in between the toilet.
Speaker 4 (03:41):
In between the things.
Speaker 1 (03:44):
God, so good, I know it's really good, but Grant,
what are your holiday? Park?
Speaker 3 (03:49):
Like?
Speaker 4 (03:49):
What's your Christmas plans? What do you and Kate doing?
Speaker 3 (03:52):
I don't know. I think I already spent too much
on Christmas?
Speaker 4 (03:54):
Like you already got her gift? What did you get her?
Speaker 3 (03:59):
I got her a Tiffany necklace.
Speaker 4 (04:00):
Oh my gosh, dude, that's a big time.
Speaker 3 (04:02):
Is it big time?
Speaker 4 (04:03):
Yes? I'll tell you everybody wants a Tiffany necklace.
Speaker 3 (04:06):
It's the teeny, tiniest little guy.
Speaker 4 (04:07):
It doesn't matter. They're still pricey.
Speaker 3 (04:09):
I know it's nuts, and but they gave me a
free fifty dollars Christmas ornament. If that tells you anything
about how much the necklace was, it does. But yeah,
I just I don't know what else I'm gonna do
beyond that.
Speaker 4 (04:20):
I mean, I'm sure she would appreciate that. Give her
the ornament as well. She might.
Speaker 3 (04:23):
I gave her the ornament a couple of days ago.
She was having a bad thing, So she.
Speaker 1 (04:26):
Knows that you got her the Tiffany necklace if you
gave her ya, dude, come.
Speaker 4 (04:29):
On, do better.
Speaker 3 (04:30):
Well, I want her to know what she needs to
spend on me for Christmas. You know what I'm saying,
life hack hack. You know, buying a Tiffany necklace doesn't
feel like a good value. You know, it feels like
a good value. Edibles at the Mint Dispenser, real fat
for real dude.
Speaker 1 (04:47):
If you know, though, if you brought Kate this array
of Christmas stuff, she would be so down like it's
Parker House rolls, garlic herb butter, brown Gaby cranberry sauce,
chocolate peppermint roll and gingerbread.
Speaker 3 (04:59):
Freaking I can't get enough of these roles.
Speaker 4 (05:01):
She would be in love with you. She probably already
loves you, but she would be in love.
Speaker 3 (05:05):
She's fine. She's generally indifferent towards me.
Speaker 4 (05:08):
That's insane.
Speaker 3 (05:10):
Man, if I had what is it, five five rolls
is and you'd be full, I could eat all, you know,
it would be.
Speaker 4 (05:17):
So bombed to make like a ham sandwich with these
bowls with these rolls. Oh, would that'd be good.
Speaker 3 (05:22):
See, I'm gonna do that when I get home. We're
about life hags. I call this call this weed life hags,
just making. So what do you do for Christmas?
Speaker 1 (05:30):
Well, I got Kadem's Christmas presents in the mail yesterday.
Speaker 3 (05:35):
Would you get him?
Speaker 1 (05:36):
Honestly, that man doesn't want anything, he doesn't need anything.
So the only thing that I got him, I got
him new boxers because he needs new underwear. I got
him like those fruit of the loom sweatsuits, so like
the crew neck top and then the sweatpant and bottoms.
Speaker 4 (05:52):
And then get this.
Speaker 1 (05:52):
So, when Kadeem was younger, I may have told you
this before, but like in the second third grade, he
was in the chess club and he's.
Speaker 4 (06:00):
Like really really really really good at.
Speaker 1 (06:02):
Chess, Like when him and his friends get together, they're
playing chess.
Speaker 4 (06:05):
So I ordered him a really nice chess for nerds.
Speaker 1 (06:08):
I know nerds, Dude, I don't know how to play chess,
and he tells me I'm probably I'm not gonna be
able to.
Speaker 4 (06:13):
Pick up on it quick enough for him to be
the master. He doesn't want me. He just doesn't want
to play with me at all.
Speaker 3 (06:20):
Yeah, it's gonna be like him playing Madden Football with
you and expect you like I don't know what button
to push, I don't know which direction this horse.
Speaker 1 (06:28):
Goes right, But I feel like that'll be a good
bonding moment for us, like being a bunch of nerds
and playing chess.
Speaker 3 (06:35):
Yeah, you can see, you know, I can. Honestly, I've
never had the patience or the desire to be good
or learn chess, and I think like the best way
to do it would be to get medicated and then
learn the game, become a student of the game thanks
to the mint dispenser. That's what I'm saying, another life hack.
You don't know chess, will learn chess, get high. You
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won't care how bad you are at the game. You'll
just be having a fun time.
Speaker 4 (07:02):
I mean, that's true.
Speaker 3 (07:03):
I'm on roll number two. Okay, I need to slow down.
Speaker 4 (07:06):
Slow down, buddy, slow down.
Speaker 3 (07:08):
So the mint, it's not just edibles. Obviously, we talked
about edibles all the time. Shut up.
Speaker 1 (07:13):
But it's also like tree, right, like stuff that you
can break down yourself, put it in your little papers
or yeah.
Speaker 3 (07:19):
Ever, and you know I was telling Christy this. I
went to I went to a competing edible place right
like last week. Yeah, I spent way too much money.
I got two things, okay, and I had the I
had the tip, you know what I mean. It was
one of those they turned the iPad around, They're like tip.
I'm like, what did you really do here?
Speaker 4 (07:38):
Well? You do call themselves bud tenders.
Speaker 3 (07:40):
No, these weren't bud tenders. These were just people behind
the counter just being like, oh, you're right right, okay. Yeah,
So anyway, I I had these edibles. They were fine,
but then I paid, Like I said, I paid way
too much for him. And then I didn't get I
didn't feel anything. I was just sitting there like, I
just you spent sixty dollars for.
Speaker 4 (08:01):
This, really, yeah, you didn't feel it at all.
Speaker 3 (08:03):
Meanwhile, you go to the mint and you spend sixty bucks.
You know, you spent six dollars. Well, yeah, exactly, really, like,
oh my god, for all of.
Speaker 1 (08:11):
The food that we're eating right now, with like all
the fixin's and the rolls and the cheesecake and stuff,
the complete meal is seventy nine dollars are.
Speaker 3 (08:18):
You telling it? So I could have spent nineteen more
dollars and I could have gotten so many more delicious
things that work, better value, better medication, better price.
Speaker 4 (08:26):
You've done effed up?
Speaker 1 (08:28):
Okay, because like how many how many milligrams were your
two edibles that you have.
Speaker 3 (08:33):
Like nothing like fifty sixty.
Speaker 1 (08:36):
So there's six items on here and there are one
hundred milligrams each, so you would be getting six hundred milligrams.
Speaker 3 (08:41):
Yeah, I messed up. I'm never not going to It
was one of those. It was a convenience thing. I
was like, I'll try to get it.
Speaker 4 (08:48):
I mean, that happens, but like, now you know better.
Speaker 3 (08:50):
I went, I I was the product prodigal son, and
I left home. I went and saw the world, and
I came back to the mint, you know what I mean.
Speaker 1 (08:57):
Okay, Well, I'm glad that you you know, came to
your senses. But you know, Grant, you're if you're watching
this video. Grant's gonna post it. We're gonna have some
stuff on Instagram. But like, Grant is in Christmas, gut up,
He's in like this insane elf Santa hat. He is
in Santa scarf.
Speaker 4 (09:13):
He's looking good.
Speaker 3 (09:14):
Christmas.
Speaker 4 (09:15):
You feel Christmas?
Speaker 3 (09:15):
Yeah, I'm in the you are you? On the other hand?
Speaker 4 (09:17):
I mean, on the other hand, I mean I have
some Christmas jingle bells.
Speaker 3 (09:20):
But you're prepared for New Year's.
Speaker 1 (09:21):
I'm prepared for years happy New Year's. When that ball
drops at twelve, guess where I'm gonna be at the Mint?
Speaker 4 (09:25):
Displa.
Speaker 3 (09:26):
I'll tell you what what. I haven't had a drop
of alcohol in over twelve years, right, so I've had
twelve pretty well alcohol free New Years, which you know,
you could be like that's boring, right, But for the
last six or seven years, I've been medicating. Yeah, way
better than alcohol.
Speaker 1 (09:43):
Well, guess what, dude, while I'm waiting, I'm at the club.
As soon as the club hits and it's over at
twelve or whatever, I'm going to the Mint. But do
you know where you should be before? Where you should
be at the mint? Because at the Tempe location only
at New Year's at midnight, the first fifteen hundred people
get a voucher for a free eighth and not just
like shake, not just like like.
Speaker 4 (10:03):
Low tear Tree, like alien labs.
Speaker 1 (10:07):
Days off aries, like Vortex, like true med like some
legit leg the real top shelf.
Speaker 4 (10:15):
So there you go. Instead of a shot grant, you
get to go get an eatha wheat.
Speaker 3 (10:19):
I have to tell you we've we've been talking and
I've just I dove into the cheesecake.
Speaker 4 (10:25):
Oh well, you're okay.
Speaker 1 (10:26):
So your cheesecake that you're eating over there, that's the
like it looks like a birthday cake, fun fetti vibe.
Speaker 4 (10:33):
I have over here the gingerbread.
Speaker 1 (10:35):
Cheesecake that goes with it. And I had a gingerbread
martini for the first time a couple of weeks ago
and it was scrumptious. So I have high hopes for this.
Speaker 3 (10:42):
Not a big gingerbread guy. Do you want to try those?
Speaker 4 (10:46):
No, this is so good I do.
Speaker 3 (10:48):
These are real plates. This is a real nice plate.
Speaker 4 (10:50):
Here.
Speaker 3 (10:50):
You can use my fork. Oh wait, ye let me
have my fork gingerbread anyway.
Speaker 4 (10:58):
So if you're listening, ah.
Speaker 3 (11:01):
Shoot, what you do? That's how good it is?
Speaker 1 (11:06):
No time out because Grant the other day. Dude, you're
so sick. I was eating a bagel. I am, and
I'm gonna out.
Speaker 4 (11:16):
Myself because I also took a nibble.
Speaker 1 (11:18):
So Me Grant are back in the producer's room in
our office and I'm eating a bagel and I take
a bite of the bagel and then the bagel ends
up on the floor, face down, cheese sized down.
Speaker 3 (11:31):
Yeah you had cream, You had the cream cheese already
on it.
Speaker 4 (11:34):
Yeah, I already had the cream cheese on the babel.
Speaker 3 (11:35):
You're talking and as you're talking, I just see whoop
and it flips over and falls on the ground, face
face down.
Speaker 4 (11:42):
So cream cheese down, and I'll pick it up. And
I'm starving.
Speaker 1 (11:45):
I really wanted this bagel, and I'm like, should I
eat the bagel?
Speaker 4 (11:48):
And Kyle's like, no, don't eat the bagel. That's so gross.
It's so gross. And Grant's like, I'll eat the babel.
I'll eat the bagel if you eat the bagel. And
I was like, well, i'll eat the bagel if you
eat the bagel, So then Grant ate my nasty carpet bagel.
Speaker 3 (12:00):
You know what what's so crazy is you literally just
told me, this fell on the ground and I just
immediately dip it in the gravy and eat it.
Speaker 4 (12:09):
Wow, I love that for you.
Speaker 3 (12:11):
I you know, I really I'm not a gingerbread guy,
but I like the gingerbread cheesecake.
Speaker 4 (12:15):
Because it's actually really not overwhelming.
Speaker 3 (12:17):
And you know a lot of times if it's medicated,
I'll deal with it. I'll deal with a bad flavor
I don't really like. I totally, but that's not one
of those things where afterwards I'm gonna be like what
did I would I just beat? Yeah, totally because remember
back in the day, and I've never had a brownie
like this from the Mint. But back in the day
you used to get a brownie and it would be
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so oily cake and cakey and greasy. Yeah, all you
can taste is just like flower, right.
Speaker 1 (12:47):
But like that's what makes the Mint so great because
they literally have like pastry chefs in there that are
like right, Christy, Yes, like literally pastry chefs in there
that are creating your good.
Speaker 3 (12:57):
Their team is so dope. The nicest people too. Like
we went in there and invaded a few months ago,
we sure did, and they were so sweet, they were
so Yeah, I was wearing dreads. Meanwhile, I run into
like five people with the actual dreads and I'm like,
it's a funny thing. I'm just doing funny. They're like,
so my hair is like a costume for you. I'm
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glad that.
Speaker 4 (13:23):
He said that's kind of fact. You should have just
been like, dude, I'm Bob Barley.
Speaker 3 (13:28):
Also shout out to the Mint Social team if you
want to see what's going on. They're social. It's at
the Mint Arizona, all spelled out on Instagram. They do
funny videos they do. They're a funny time.
Speaker 1 (13:40):
I like how like it kind of reminds me of
us when we're at work, Like it looks like they
really do actually get along and enjoy each other, which
makes your experience being there just that much better. Like,
could you imagine walking into a dispensary and your bud
tender is just like hates his life and doesn't want
to be there, and it's just like in the worst mood,
like he'd be totally kill and you're you're high of
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wanting to go in.
Speaker 4 (14:01):
And get some week.
Speaker 3 (14:02):
Well, you said you wouldn't want to walk into that.
I've walked into that, and I'm I'm actually banned for
life from one one UH area dispensary because I told
the guy I didn't like his attitude, good for you,
and then security was like, what's going on here, so
we need to ask you to leave, you know where.
That doesn't happen the mint because one, I'm never critical.
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I'm just stoked to be there because they're all like
as smiley face as everybody stoked to be there most
But yeah, so there's a couple, Yeah, there's a few
dispensaries here in the valley. I go to it. They
hate me, dude, and they hate me because I love
the mint so much.
Speaker 1 (14:40):
No, but do you know, like it really is a
million dollar idea, Like think about it, Like you're able
to infuse cannabis with your food.
Speaker 4 (14:48):
That's a genius.
Speaker 3 (14:49):
True.
Speaker 1 (14:49):
It just reminds me of Spy Kids, the first Spy
Kids movie where they put in the chip and then
they push the buttons and boom, here comes a burger.
Speaker 3 (14:55):
I got another million dollar idea million hat with glasses
built in. Is that not a million dollar idea?
Speaker 1 (15:02):
People?
Speaker 3 (15:03):
They should Okay, we're just coming up with ideas. Is
that okay, Well, there's a brain we're in a brainstorming
session for million dollar ideas. Hat with glasses top top
tier right now, what do you got to beat it?
Speaker 4 (15:16):
Honestly, I'm not like the most innovative.
Speaker 1 (15:19):
Person in the in the world, So I don't know. Okay,
I would probably get like, I don't know, Grant.
Speaker 3 (15:28):
I have basketball shoes with springs built in go go gadget.
That's shoestyle.
Speaker 4 (15:33):
That would be cheating.
Speaker 3 (15:35):
You can't wear springs springs on your shoes when you
play basketball. You can't wear a pair of moon shoes
to go slam dunketball.
Speaker 1 (15:41):
Could you imagine if like Lebron James had moon shoes on,
he would be jumping.
Speaker 4 (15:45):
Over the rint.
Speaker 3 (15:46):
That's his secret.
Speaker 4 (15:47):
That's how that's literally already had.
Speaker 3 (15:50):
Yeah, he's the guy.
Speaker 4 (15:51):
Bron shoe has has springs.
Speaker 3 (15:54):
I've eaten too much.
Speaker 1 (15:55):
That's a wild allegation compared to you know, that might
be worse than his did.
Speaker 3 (16:00):
What his actual allegations that just came out? So is
he not playing basketball anymore?
Speaker 4 (16:03):
I didn't see that.
Speaker 1 (16:04):
I feel like that would have been bigger news in
my world, Like I feel like Kadeem would have been like, dude,
Lebron's not playing I don't know where John.
Speaker 4 (16:11):
Ja God is.
Speaker 3 (16:12):
I'm gonna issue a statement today. I'm just gonna put
out on Instagram that I'm retiring from basketball.
Speaker 4 (16:19):
To focus on.
Speaker 3 (16:20):
To focus on personal things. I will no longer be
playing basketball. I'm sorry to all my fans.
Speaker 4 (16:27):
That's funny.
Speaker 3 (16:28):
I'm gonna try and eat both these roles, okay, and
this whole cheesecake. I'm praying for you, pray for you.
Speaker 4 (16:32):
I'm definitely not gonna be doing that, are you.
Speaker 3 (16:36):
What do you want for Christmas?
Speaker 1 (16:38):
Do you want me to be honest? Yeah, I want
money so I can pay my rent.
Speaker 3 (16:42):
Damn. But spitting facts, No.
Speaker 1 (16:44):
That's literally what I That was the first thing on
my Christmas list. I was like, please, if you're gonna
spend money on anything, whatever money you're gonna spend on,
just give it to me in cash. I can literally
pay my rent. Like if I got rent for Christmas,
Oh my Lanta, that would change my life.
Speaker 3 (16:58):
But you get the musical rent on the official Broadway cast.
Speaker 1 (17:02):
That that sounds like, seriously something that my mom and
dad would do.
Speaker 3 (17:09):
That's what When I was a little kid, I wanted
a drum set so bad for Christmas, and they went
to whatever the toy store and they got the toy drums,
like the real crappy like it's in a little box
like this and it's just like it's just garbage. Yeah,
And they gave that to me as my last gift,
and like he wanted a drum set. Wow, And I
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was like, but mom and Dad, I wanted a real
drum set. And so they saw me get like the
full yeah, full flipout, full flipout, and then they then
they just were like, well, why don't you go into
the laundry room and then it was just the drum
set was in the line.
Speaker 4 (17:43):
Oh you actually.
Speaker 1 (17:44):
Oh my parents did a lot of stuff like that too.
That's pretty cool that they surprised you.
Speaker 4 (17:48):
Big like that.
Speaker 1 (17:49):
I remember one year my brother Jalen were fifteen months
apart and he was a very naughty. He was on
the Naughty List. And you know, I don't know like
did Sam sabrin hole to your house or did he
bring wood?
Speaker 3 (18:02):
Santa Santa didn't bring negative Like we never got negative
reinforce really, oh we did.
Speaker 1 (18:09):
Santa was not playing. We got the most cutthroat Santa letters.
Santa did not play in the whitmore household, and we
didn't get cold, we would get wood, so we would
get like little pieces of wood. And my brother was
really bad, really bad one year because he was upset
that the Christmas before that.
Speaker 4 (18:27):
They got him my mom and dad.
Speaker 1 (18:29):
He wanted a beagle, so they got him like a
big stuffed animal beagle.
Speaker 4 (18:32):
Ha ha ha ha.
Speaker 1 (18:33):
He was a total ass hat the rest of the year.
He's probably like eight or.
Speaker 3 (18:36):
Nine, So they got him a fake.
Speaker 1 (18:39):
No, they it was just like you asked for a
beagle and you you weren't specific.
Speaker 4 (18:45):
So so he was a total jerk for that entire year.
Speaker 1 (18:49):
We had like an arm an arm chair thing. What
are these called.
Speaker 3 (18:55):
Arm arm armchair armrest?
Speaker 1 (18:57):
Yeah, that thing like on like a wooden chair, right,
and it was kind of broken. Santa Dump came into
our house, ripped the freaking arm thing off and put.
Speaker 4 (19:07):
It in my brother's stocking. It was literally like a
foot and a half of just wood.
Speaker 3 (19:13):
Can I just wood? Can I tell you one of
my favorite Christmas memories? Like it literally it makes me
laugh and warms my heart. But you know they always
save the big last Christmas present. Yeah, there's always a
thing at the end of Christmas. You know your dad
or mom has a big it's the big, the finale,
the fire. So it's we've all waited and there's been
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one big box and it's just sitting in the corner.
And I was thinking the whole time, this is for
me cash it in. This is gonna be sick. I
don't know what it is. I don't know what I
asked for. That's that big. So my sister and I
were both, it's frost. It's gonna be nuts. And then
my dad gets it and he starts moving it out
and then he puts it in front of my mom
and she's like, oh my god, I got the last
gift this year. She unwraps it. It's a vacuum c
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and my mom was so mad at my dad. Hey, dude,
it was like clean. The funniest thing. And what's crazy
is we used to videotape opening Christmas presents and so
there is there's this hard at it where the vacuum
cleaner gets opened and it just stops because your mom,
because my mom just lost her mind. Is hilarious and
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that's why thirty some years later they got a divorce
because of that.
Speaker 4 (20:27):
That vacuum cleaner.
Speaker 3 (20:28):
Yeah, that's it. That was That was a straw that
broke the camel's back thirty years before.
Speaker 4 (20:33):
Your mom is really a.
Speaker 3 (20:34):
Tru she is she was. She used the vacuum cleaner still, yeah, no,
I mean I think it. It's a nice vacuum cleaner.
It probably still works well.
Speaker 1 (20:43):
Back then, they used to make things like that, like
really good quality, Like you could have a dice in
vacuum and it was like five hundred bucks, but it
lasted you for like fifteen years.
Speaker 3 (20:52):
Speaking of great quality, the mind dispensary edible.
Speaker 1 (20:56):
Almost not to say vacuum cleaner, because you're literally sucking.
Speaker 4 (21:00):
I'm not so good. That's so gross when you say it.
Speaker 1 (21:04):
It's not gross when I take it.
Speaker 3 (21:10):
I'm gonna take some cheesecake um to Kate Nasty, make
her watch me suck it down.
Speaker 4 (21:14):
Gross, dude, gross.
Speaker 1 (21:16):
Honestly, you might be on track for a divorce in
thirty years as well, so I still has to.
Speaker 3 (21:21):
I got her goal. Tiffany neck isn't a used vacuum cleaner.
I love you back about it.
Speaker 1 (21:26):
If you really did give her use vacuum cleaner head.
Everybody owes dusty stuff in there.
Speaker 4 (21:30):
That's sick.
Speaker 3 (21:31):
Would you ever buy a used vacuum clean.
Speaker 4 (21:32):
I have body used vacuum cleaner? Was it yours? By?
Speaker 3 (21:38):
Yeah? You got mine? No, I just remember mine broke
one day. I was like, I don't have five hundred dollars,
so I went to good Will and spent like twenty
five dollars. Oh really, and it worked great.
Speaker 1 (21:46):
No. I got one off that Nellis auction website that
I go to, and it was used, but it was
like I did have to like clean out the catcher,
but other than that, it's worked flawlessly.
Speaker 3 (21:57):
The smell of a used vacuum tho, yeah, it's like dust.
Speaker 1 (22:00):
Yeah, but then once you get that figured out, you're
good to you know what.
Speaker 3 (22:03):
It's not dusty. The mint dispenser, I.
Speaker 4 (22:04):
Can't stand you.
Speaker 3 (22:05):
That's that's true.
Speaker 1 (22:06):
And the mid Cafe Christmas Holiday Blaze a meal. You
can only get it. You have to pre order by
this Tuesday, the seventeenth, and you can only you can
pre order at any of the locations, but you can
only pick it up in the Tempe location.
Speaker 3 (22:19):
Would you got to see that location?
Speaker 1 (22:21):
I mean it has the cafe has the kitchen in there,
so you can see literally what is going on behind
the scenes to be able to make your food.
Speaker 3 (22:29):
You can literally see how the donuts are you guys
make donuts yet false advertising?
Speaker 4 (22:36):
He's like, yes, actually, actually we do.
Speaker 1 (22:38):
There was a Sonoran hot dog one one time and
I didn't make it. And then ATL Wings two was
a clab with the Mint and I didn't go.
Speaker 3 (22:44):
Yes, ATL Wings for real, Yes dude, yeah, wings on fire.
I can't even imagine a medicated atl win.
Speaker 4 (22:52):
But yeah, anyways, thanks for hanging out with us. Go
to the Mint. Let us know if you do go
because I'd be really cool.
Speaker 3 (22:57):
If you're on Instagram at the Mint Arizona, spell it
all out and you'll see their social page.
Speaker 1 (23:02):
Yeah, and also like at Peyton Whitmore Peyton with an A.
Speaker 4 (23:05):
That's my Instagram.
Speaker 3 (23:06):
If you don't follow, don't follow me, you'll be very er. Yeah, no,
thank you hard pass hell yeah, all right, all right
You're you're a little floppy right there. Your hat is
a little disfigured. There you go, there's our little elfie.
Speaker 2 (00:08):
Merry Christmas, Happy New Year.
Speaker 3 (00:18):
It's too noisy, hey, get out of here, Get out
of here, Get out of here. Come on, Dad, get
out of here. So it's uh Peyton and Grant here.
Speaker 4 (00:30):
We like to take over the afterword.
Speaker 3 (00:32):
We took over the Afterwards podcast, and we're trying some
edible marijuana treats brought to you and brought to us
by the Mint Dispensary today. It's very exciting. They so
it's obviously Christmas time. They've got a lot of stuff, obviously,
like so many things they they bring. This is if
you're watching this video, they have uh they brought us
(00:53):
all the deals and it's pages and pages and pages
of holiday deals. You can't beat this, No, you can't
beat this.
Speaker 1 (00:59):
And like the last time the mint was here, it
was Thanksgiving season, right, and so I was really really
excited when the mint was coming in. It was gonna
be holiday season because everybody loves the festive stuff, you
know what I mean, Like Thanksgiving is cool, and of
course you want to get had because you're about to
eat all of this great food. Yeah, but like waking
up Christmas morning and eating one of these chocolate peppermint rolls.
Speaker 3 (01:18):
Oh my goodness. Yeah, we cut a piece of that
off and it's just it looks like all the trouble
it looks So I don't know what the dosage is.
Speaker 4 (01:25):
But I think it's a hundred milliga pretty substantial.
Speaker 3 (01:27):
So do you want to start with what the peppermint roll?
Speaker 1 (01:30):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (01:30):
I'm here, Okay, so you go.
Speaker 4 (01:32):
That's good. Tastes like a ding dong.
Speaker 3 (01:34):
You chased like a ding dong. You are a ding
dong omar, Yeah, isn't it.
Speaker 4 (01:39):
It's giving ding dong.
Speaker 1 (01:40):
Huh.
Speaker 3 (01:40):
It is so good, so good. It's mint, the mint
by the mint, peppermint.
Speaker 4 (01:45):
But also like ding dong peppermint roll. Anyway, who came
up with this?
Speaker 3 (01:50):
Whose idea was this?
Speaker 4 (01:51):
Not sure?
Speaker 3 (01:52):
Like I didn't even know until this year. I've been
watching a lot of extreme baking. It's kind of my thing.
Speaker 4 (01:56):
I'm into that Great Britain Baking show.
Speaker 3 (01:59):
The Briton One's five, the stuff on some of the
stuff on the Food Network. I get the Extreme Holiday
Baking Championships. That one is fire and I didn't know
that there were roles, Like, I didn't know people still
made those things until like probably two nights ago. And
now apparently the Mint makes a medicated one, right, which
they would win every Extreme Holiday Baking Championship if they
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gave some medicated stuff to the judges. I mean absolutely,
that's a that's a hack. That's a game show hack.
Speaker 4 (02:25):
I think that might be a legal Actually.
Speaker 3 (02:28):
We put five hundred milligrams. I hope you enjoyed it.
Speaker 4 (02:31):
Dup oh delicious?
Speaker 3 (02:33):
So Christmas? Is this gonna is? Is the Mint now
a part of your holiday traditions?
Speaker 4 (02:39):
Absolutely?
Speaker 1 (02:39):
Because the mint also brought in that garlic butter that
we got for Thanksgiving And there's roles. So I'm so
excited because the roles the bread break.
Speaker 3 (02:49):
Did you break up on the rolls yet? I don't
know why I'm not showing the camera this, but these
are real.
Speaker 4 (02:53):
Roles, No, these are and they're medicated roles.
Speaker 1 (02:56):
And I can't wait to put this out for my
Christmas dinner when we're playing our White Elephant and my
grandma just gets Lucy goosey.
Speaker 3 (03:02):
I'm dipping it in the what is this hundred milligram gravy?
Speaker 4 (03:06):
Gravy the gravy. So actually genius. Yeah, actually just dipping.
Speaker 3 (03:11):
Go, yeah, dipp and go.
Speaker 4 (03:13):
You're smart.
Speaker 3 (03:13):
That's what we do.
Speaker 4 (03:14):
Okay, so good. We are ridiculous.
Speaker 3 (03:19):
I mean again, I'm gonna sound like a broken record here.
Sorry to talk with my mouthful, but you don't taste wheat.
And then about an hour from now, when I'm home,
when I just made it home, I'm gonna be like,
oh my god.
Speaker 1 (03:32):
Someone you're gonna call Kate and cry because you don't
know what to do with yourself.
Speaker 3 (03:37):
I've fallen in between the toilet.
Speaker 4 (03:41):
In between the things.
Speaker 1 (03:44):
God, so good, I know it's really good, but Grant,
what are your holiday? Park?
Speaker 3 (03:49):
Like?
Speaker 4 (03:49):
What's your Christmas plans? What do you and Kate doing?
Speaker 3 (03:52):
I don't know. I think I already spent too much
on Christmas?
Speaker 4 (03:54):
Like you already got her gift? What did you get her?
Speaker 3 (03:59):
I got her a Tiffany necklace.
Speaker 4 (04:00):
Oh my gosh, dude, that's a big time.
Speaker 3 (04:02):
Is it big time?
Speaker 4 (04:03):
Yes? I'll tell you everybody wants a Tiffany necklace.
Speaker 3 (04:06):
It's the teeny, tiniest little guy.
Speaker 4 (04:07):
It doesn't matter. They're still pricey.
Speaker 3 (04:09):
I know it's nuts, and but they gave me a
free fifty dollars Christmas ornament. If that tells you anything
about how much the necklace was, it does. But yeah,
I just I don't know what else I'm gonna do
beyond that.
Speaker 4 (04:20):
I mean, I'm sure she would appreciate that. Give her
the ornament as well. She might.
Speaker 3 (04:23):
I gave her the ornament a couple of days ago.
She was having a bad thing, So she.
Speaker 1 (04:26):
Knows that you got her the Tiffany necklace if you
gave her ya, dude, come.
Speaker 4 (04:29):
On, do better.
Speaker 3 (04:30):
Well, I want her to know what she needs to
spend on me for Christmas. You know what I'm saying,
life hack hack. You know, buying a Tiffany necklace doesn't
feel like a good value. You know, it feels like
a good value. Edibles at the Mint Dispenser, real fat
for real dude.
Speaker 1 (04:47):
If you know, though, if you brought Kate this array
of Christmas stuff, she would be so down like it's
Parker House rolls, garlic herb butter, brown Gaby cranberry sauce,
chocolate peppermint roll and gingerbread.
Speaker 3 (04:59):
Freaking I can't get enough of these roles.
Speaker 4 (05:01):
She would be in love with you. She probably already
loves you, but she would be in love.
Speaker 3 (05:05):
She's fine. She's generally indifferent towards me.
Speaker 4 (05:08):
That's insane.
Speaker 3 (05:10):
Man, if I had what is it, five five rolls
is and you'd be full, I could eat all, you know,
it would be.
Speaker 4 (05:17):
So bombed to make like a ham sandwich with these
bowls with these rolls. Oh, would that'd be good.
Speaker 3 (05:22):
See, I'm gonna do that when I get home. We're
about life hags. I call this call this weed life hags,
just making. So what do you do for Christmas?
Speaker 1 (05:30):
Well, I got Kadem's Christmas presents in the mail yesterday.
Speaker 3 (05:35):
Would you get him?
Speaker 1 (05:36):
Honestly, that man doesn't want anything, he doesn't need anything.
So the only thing that I got him, I got
him new boxers because he needs new underwear. I got
him like those fruit of the loom sweatsuits, so like
the crew neck top and then the sweatpant and bottoms.
Speaker 4 (05:52):
And then get this.
Speaker 1 (05:52):
So, when Kadeem was younger, I may have told you
this before, but like in the second third grade, he
was in the chess club and he's.
Speaker 4 (06:00):
Like really really really really good at.
Speaker 1 (06:02):
Chess, Like when him and his friends get together, they're
playing chess.
Speaker 4 (06:05):
So I ordered him a really nice chess for nerds.
Speaker 1 (06:08):
I know nerds, Dude, I don't know how to play chess,
and he tells me I'm probably I'm not gonna be
able to.
Speaker 4 (06:13):
Pick up on it quick enough for him to be
the master. He doesn't want me. He just doesn't want
to play with me at all.
Speaker 3 (06:20):
Yeah, it's gonna be like him playing Madden Football with
you and expect you like I don't know what button
to push, I don't know which direction this horse.
Speaker 1 (06:28):
Goes right, But I feel like that'll be a good
bonding moment for us, like being a bunch of nerds
and playing chess.
Speaker 3 (06:35):
Yeah, you can see, you know, I can. Honestly, I've
never had the patience or the desire to be good
or learn chess, and I think like the best way
to do it would be to get medicated and then
learn the game, become a student of the game thanks
to the mint dispenser. That's what I'm saying, another life hack.
You don't know chess, will learn chess, get high. You
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won't care how bad you are at the game. You'll
just be having a fun time.
Speaker 4 (07:02):
I mean, that's true.
Speaker 3 (07:03):
I'm on roll number two. Okay, I need to slow down.
Speaker 4 (07:06):
Slow down, buddy, slow down.
Speaker 3 (07:08):
So the mint, it's not just edibles. Obviously, we talked
about edibles all the time. Shut up.
Speaker 1 (07:13):
But it's also like tree, right, like stuff that you
can break down yourself, put it in your little papers
or yeah.
Speaker 3 (07:19):
Ever, and you know I was telling Christy this. I
went to I went to a competing edible place right
like last week. Yeah, I spent way too much money.
I got two things, okay, and I had the I
had the tip, you know what I mean. It was
one of those they turned the iPad around, They're like tip.
I'm like, what did you really do here?
Speaker 4 (07:38):
Well? You do call themselves bud tenders.
Speaker 3 (07:40):
No, these weren't bud tenders. These were just people behind
the counter just being like, oh, you're right right, okay. Yeah,
So anyway, I I had these edibles. They were fine,
but then I paid, Like I said, I paid way
too much for him. And then I didn't get I
didn't feel anything. I was just sitting there like, I
just you spent sixty dollars for.
Speaker 4 (08:01):
This, really, yeah, you didn't feel it at all.
Speaker 3 (08:03):
Meanwhile, you go to the mint and you spend sixty bucks.
You know, you spent six dollars. Well, yeah, exactly, really, like,
oh my god, for all of.
Speaker 1 (08:11):
The food that we're eating right now, with like all
the fixin's and the rolls and the cheesecake and stuff,
the complete meal is seventy nine dollars are.
Speaker 3 (08:18):
You telling it? So I could have spent nineteen more
dollars and I could have gotten so many more delicious
things that work, better value, better medication, better price.
Speaker 4 (08:26):
You've done effed up?
Speaker 1 (08:28):
Okay, because like how many how many milligrams were your
two edibles that you have.
Speaker 3 (08:33):
Like nothing like fifty sixty.
Speaker 1 (08:36):
So there's six items on here and there are one
hundred milligrams each, so you would be getting six hundred milligrams.
Speaker 3 (08:41):
Yeah, I messed up. I'm never not going to It
was one of those. It was a convenience thing. I
was like, I'll try to get it.
Speaker 4 (08:48):
I mean, that happens, but like, now you know better.
Speaker 3 (08:50):
I went, I I was the product prodigal son, and
I left home. I went and saw the world, and
I came back to the mint, you know what I mean.
Speaker 1 (08:57):
Okay, Well, I'm glad that you you know, came to
your senses. But you know, Grant, you're if you're watching
this video. Grant's gonna post it. We're gonna have some
stuff on Instagram. But like, Grant is in Christmas, gut up,
He's in like this insane elf Santa hat. He is
in Santa scarf.
Speaker 4 (09:13):
He's looking good.
Speaker 3 (09:14):
Christmas.
Speaker 4 (09:15):
You feel Christmas?
Speaker 3 (09:15):
Yeah, I'm in the you are you? On the other hand?
Speaker 4 (09:17):
I mean, on the other hand, I mean I have
some Christmas jingle bells.
Speaker 3 (09:20):
But you're prepared for New Year's.
Speaker 1 (09:21):
I'm prepared for years happy New Year's. When that ball
drops at twelve, guess where I'm gonna be at the Mint?
Speaker 4 (09:25):
Displa.
Speaker 3 (09:26):
I'll tell you what what. I haven't had a drop
of alcohol in over twelve years, right, so I've had
twelve pretty well alcohol free New Years, which you know,
you could be like that's boring, right, But for the
last six or seven years, I've been medicating. Yeah, way
better than alcohol.
Speaker 1 (09:43):
Well, guess what, dude, while I'm waiting, I'm at the club.
As soon as the club hits and it's over at
twelve or whatever, I'm going to the Mint. But do
you know where you should be before? Where you should
be at the mint? Because at the Tempe location only
at New Year's at midnight, the first fifteen hundred people
get a voucher for a free eighth and not just
like shake, not just like like.
Speaker 4 (10:03):
Low tear Tree, like alien labs.
Speaker 1 (10:07):
Days off aries, like Vortex, like true med like some
legit leg the real top shelf.
Speaker 4 (10:15):
So there you go. Instead of a shot grant, you
get to go get an eatha wheat.
Speaker 3 (10:19):
I have to tell you we've we've been talking and
I've just I dove into the cheesecake.
Speaker 4 (10:25):
Oh well, you're okay.
Speaker 1 (10:26):
So your cheesecake that you're eating over there, that's the
like it looks like a birthday cake, fun fetti vibe.
Speaker 4 (10:33):
I have over here the gingerbread.
Speaker 1 (10:35):
Cheesecake that goes with it. And I had a gingerbread
martini for the first time a couple of weeks ago
and it was scrumptious. So I have high hopes for this.
Speaker 3 (10:42):
Not a big gingerbread guy. Do you want to try those?
Speaker 4 (10:46):
No, this is so good I do.
Speaker 3 (10:48):
These are real plates. This is a real nice plate.
Speaker 4 (10:50):
Here.
Speaker 3 (10:50):
You can use my fork. Oh wait, ye let me
have my fork gingerbread anyway.
Speaker 4 (10:58):
So if you're listening, ah.
Speaker 3 (11:01):
Shoot, what you do? That's how good it is?
Speaker 1 (11:06):
No time out because Grant the other day. Dude, you're
so sick. I was eating a bagel. I am, and
I'm gonna out.
Speaker 4 (11:16):
Myself because I also took a nibble.
Speaker 1 (11:18):
So Me Grant are back in the producer's room in
our office and I'm eating a bagel and I take
a bite of the bagel and then the bagel ends
up on the floor, face down, cheese sized down.
Speaker 3 (11:31):
Yeah you had cream, You had the cream cheese already
on it.
Speaker 4 (11:34):
Yeah, I already had the cream cheese on the babel.
Speaker 3 (11:35):
You're talking and as you're talking, I just see whoop
and it flips over and falls on the ground, face
face down.
Speaker 4 (11:42):
So cream cheese down, and I'll pick it up. And
I'm starving.
Speaker 1 (11:45):
I really wanted this bagel, and I'm like, should I
eat the bagel?
Speaker 4 (11:48):
And Kyle's like, no, don't eat the bagel. That's so gross.
It's so gross. And Grant's like, I'll eat the babel.
I'll eat the bagel if you eat the bagel. And
I was like, well, i'll eat the bagel if you
eat the bagel, So then Grant ate my nasty carpet bagel.
Speaker 3 (12:00):
You know what what's so crazy is you literally just
told me, this fell on the ground and I just
immediately dip it in the gravy and eat it.
Speaker 4 (12:09):
Wow, I love that for you.
Speaker 3 (12:11):
I you know, I really I'm not a gingerbread guy,
but I like the gingerbread cheesecake.
Speaker 4 (12:15):
Because it's actually really not overwhelming.
Speaker 3 (12:17):
And you know a lot of times if it's medicated,
I'll deal with it. I'll deal with a bad flavor
I don't really like. I totally, but that's not one
of those things where afterwards I'm gonna be like what
did I would I just beat? Yeah, totally because remember
back in the day, and I've never had a brownie
like this from the Mint. But back in the day
you used to get a brownie and it would be
(12:39):
so oily cake and cakey and greasy. Yeah, all you
can taste is just like flower, right.
Speaker 1 (12:47):
But like that's what makes the Mint so great because
they literally have like pastry chefs in there that are
like right, Christy, Yes, like literally pastry chefs in there
that are creating your good.
Speaker 3 (12:57):
Their team is so dope. The nicest people too. Like
we went in there and invaded a few months ago,
we sure did, and they were so sweet, they were
so Yeah, I was wearing dreads. Meanwhile, I run into
like five people with the actual dreads and I'm like,
it's a funny thing. I'm just doing funny. They're like,
so my hair is like a costume for you. I'm
(13:19):
glad that.
Speaker 4 (13:23):
He said that's kind of fact. You should have just
been like, dude, I'm Bob Barley.
Speaker 3 (13:28):
Also shout out to the Mint Social team if you
want to see what's going on. They're social. It's at
the Mint Arizona, all spelled out on Instagram. They do
funny videos they do. They're a funny time.
Speaker 1 (13:40):
I like how like it kind of reminds me of
us when we're at work, Like it looks like they
really do actually get along and enjoy each other, which
makes your experience being there just that much better. Like,
could you imagine walking into a dispensary and your bud
tender is just like hates his life and doesn't want
to be there, and it's just like in the worst mood,
like he'd be totally kill and you're you're high of
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wanting to go in.
Speaker 4 (14:01):
And get some week.
Speaker 3 (14:02):
Well, you said you wouldn't want to walk into that.
I've walked into that, and I'm I'm actually banned for
life from one one UH area dispensary because I told
the guy I didn't like his attitude, good for you,
and then security was like, what's going on here, so
we need to ask you to leave, you know where.
That doesn't happen the mint because one, I'm never critical.
(14:25):
I'm just stoked to be there because they're all like
as smiley face as everybody stoked to be there most
But yeah, so there's a couple, Yeah, there's a few
dispensaries here in the valley. I go to it. They
hate me, dude, and they hate me because I love
the mint so much.
Speaker 1 (14:40):
No, but do you know, like it really is a
million dollar idea, Like think about it, Like you're able
to infuse cannabis with your food.
Speaker 4 (14:48):
That's a genius.
Speaker 3 (14:49):
True.
Speaker 1 (14:49):
It just reminds me of Spy Kids, the first Spy
Kids movie where they put in the chip and then
they push the buttons and boom, here comes a burger.
Speaker 3 (14:55):
I got another million dollar idea million hat with glasses
built in. Is that not a million dollar idea?
Speaker 1 (15:02):
People?
Speaker 3 (15:03):
They should Okay, we're just coming up with ideas. Is
that okay, Well, there's a brain we're in a brainstorming
session for million dollar ideas. Hat with glasses top top
tier right now, what do you got to beat it?
Speaker 4 (15:16):
Honestly, I'm not like the most innovative.
Speaker 1 (15:19):
Person in the in the world, So I don't know. Okay,
I would probably get like, I don't know, Grant.
Speaker 3 (15:28):
I have basketball shoes with springs built in go go gadget.
That's shoestyle.
Speaker 4 (15:33):
That would be cheating.
Speaker 3 (15:35):
You can't wear springs springs on your shoes when you
play basketball. You can't wear a pair of moon shoes
to go slam dunketball.
Speaker 1 (15:41):
Could you imagine if like Lebron James had moon shoes on,
he would be jumping.
Speaker 4 (15:45):
Over the rint.
Speaker 3 (15:46):
That's his secret.
Speaker 4 (15:47):
That's how that's literally already had.
Speaker 3 (15:50):
Yeah, he's the guy.
Speaker 4 (15:51):
Bron shoe has has springs.
Speaker 3 (15:54):
I've eaten too much.
Speaker 1 (15:55):
That's a wild allegation compared to you know, that might
be worse than his did.
Speaker 3 (16:00):
What his actual allegations that just came out? So is
he not playing basketball anymore?
Speaker 4 (16:03):
I didn't see that.
Speaker 1 (16:04):
I feel like that would have been bigger news in
my world, Like I feel like Kadeem would have been like, dude,
Lebron's not playing I don't know where John.
Speaker 4 (16:11):
Ja God is.
Speaker 3 (16:12):
I'm gonna issue a statement today. I'm just gonna put
out on Instagram that I'm retiring from basketball.
Speaker 4 (16:19):
To focus on.
Speaker 3 (16:20):
To focus on personal things. I will no longer be
playing basketball. I'm sorry to all my fans.
Speaker 4 (16:27):
That's funny.
Speaker 3 (16:28):
I'm gonna try and eat both these roles, okay, and
this whole cheesecake. I'm praying for you, pray for you.
Speaker 4 (16:32):
I'm definitely not gonna be doing that, are you.
Speaker 3 (16:36):
What do you want for Christmas?
Speaker 1 (16:38):
Do you want me to be honest? Yeah, I want
money so I can pay my rent.
Speaker 3 (16:42):
Damn. But spitting facts, No.
Speaker 1 (16:44):
That's literally what I That was the first thing on
my Christmas list. I was like, please, if you're gonna
spend money on anything, whatever money you're gonna spend on,
just give it to me in cash. I can literally
pay my rent. Like if I got rent for Christmas,
Oh my Lanta, that would change my life.
Speaker 3 (16:58):
But you get the musical rent on the official Broadway cast.
Speaker 1 (17:02):
That that sounds like, seriously something that my mom and
dad would do.
Speaker 3 (17:09):
That's what When I was a little kid, I wanted
a drum set so bad for Christmas, and they went
to whatever the toy store and they got the toy drums,
like the real crappy like it's in a little box
like this and it's just like it's just garbage. Yeah,
And they gave that to me as my last gift,
and like he wanted a drum set. Wow, And I
(17:29):
was like, but mom and Dad, I wanted a real
drum set. And so they saw me get like the
full yeah, full flipout, full flipout, and then they then
they just were like, well, why don't you go into
the laundry room and then it was just the drum
set was in the line.
Speaker 4 (17:43):
Oh you actually.
Speaker 1 (17:44):
Oh my parents did a lot of stuff like that too.
That's pretty cool that they surprised you.
Speaker 4 (17:48):
Big like that.
Speaker 1 (17:49):
I remember one year my brother Jalen were fifteen months
apart and he was a very naughty. He was on
the Naughty List. And you know, I don't know like
did Sam sabrin hole to your house or did he
bring wood?
Speaker 3 (18:02):
Santa Santa didn't bring negative Like we never got negative
reinforce really, oh we did.
Speaker 1 (18:09):
Santa was not playing. We got the most cutthroat Santa letters.
Santa did not play in the whitmore household, and we
didn't get cold, we would get wood, so we would
get like little pieces of wood. And my brother was
really bad, really bad one year because he was upset
that the Christmas before that.
Speaker 4 (18:27):
They got him my mom and dad.
Speaker 1 (18:29):
He wanted a beagle, so they got him like a
big stuffed animal beagle.
Speaker 4 (18:32):
Ha ha ha ha.
Speaker 1 (18:33):
He was a total ass hat the rest of the year.
He's probably like eight or.
Speaker 3 (18:36):
Nine, So they got him a fake.
Speaker 1 (18:39):
No, they it was just like you asked for a
beagle and you you weren't specific.
Speaker 4 (18:45):
So so he was a total jerk for that entire year.
Speaker 1 (18:49):
We had like an arm an arm chair thing. What
are these called.
Speaker 3 (18:55):
Arm arm armchair armrest?
Speaker 1 (18:57):
Yeah, that thing like on like a wooden chair, right,
and it was kind of broken. Santa Dump came into
our house, ripped the freaking arm thing off and put.
Speaker 4 (19:07):
It in my brother's stocking. It was literally like a
foot and a half of just wood.
Speaker 3 (19:13):
Can I just wood? Can I tell you one of
my favorite Christmas memories? Like it literally it makes me
laugh and warms my heart. But you know they always
save the big last Christmas present. Yeah, there's always a
thing at the end of Christmas. You know your dad
or mom has a big it's the big, the finale,
the fire. So it's we've all waited and there's been
(19:36):
one big box and it's just sitting in the corner.
And I was thinking the whole time, this is for
me cash it in. This is gonna be sick. I
don't know what it is. I don't know what I
asked for. That's that big. So my sister and I
were both, it's frost. It's gonna be nuts. And then
my dad gets it and he starts moving it out
and then he puts it in front of my mom
and she's like, oh my god, I got the last
gift this year. She unwraps it. It's a vacuum c
(20:01):
and my mom was so mad at my dad. Hey, dude,
it was like clean. The funniest thing. And what's crazy
is we used to videotape opening Christmas presents and so
there is there's this hard at it where the vacuum
cleaner gets opened and it just stops because your mom,
because my mom just lost her mind. Is hilarious and
(20:22):
that's why thirty some years later they got a divorce
because of that.
Speaker 4 (20:27):
That vacuum cleaner.
Speaker 3 (20:28):
Yeah, that's it. That was That was a straw that
broke the camel's back thirty years before.
Speaker 4 (20:33):
Your mom is really a.
Speaker 3 (20:34):
Tru she is she was. She used the vacuum cleaner still, yeah, no,
I mean I think it. It's a nice vacuum cleaner.
It probably still works well.
Speaker 1 (20:43):
Back then, they used to make things like that, like
really good quality, Like you could have a dice in
vacuum and it was like five hundred bucks, but it
lasted you for like fifteen years.
Speaker 3 (20:52):
Speaking of great quality, the mind dispensary edible.
Speaker 1 (20:56):
Almost not to say vacuum cleaner, because you're literally sucking.
Speaker 4 (21:00):
I'm not so good. That's so gross when you say it.
Speaker 1 (21:04):
It's not gross when I take it.
Speaker 3 (21:10):
I'm gonna take some cheesecake um to Kate Nasty, make
her watch me suck it down.
Speaker 4 (21:14):
Gross, dude, gross.
Speaker 1 (21:16):
Honestly, you might be on track for a divorce in
thirty years as well, so I still has to.
Speaker 3 (21:21):
I got her goal. Tiffany neck isn't a used vacuum cleaner.
I love you back about it.
Speaker 1 (21:26):
If you really did give her use vacuum cleaner head.
Everybody owes dusty stuff in there.
Speaker 4 (21:30):
That's sick.
Speaker 3 (21:31):
Would you ever buy a used vacuum clean.
Speaker 4 (21:32):
I have body used vacuum cleaner? Was it yours? By?
Speaker 3 (21:38):
Yeah? You got mine? No, I just remember mine broke
one day. I was like, I don't have five hundred dollars,
so I went to good Will and spent like twenty
five dollars. Oh really, and it worked great.
Speaker 1 (21:46):
No. I got one off that Nellis auction website that
I go to, and it was used, but it was
like I did have to like clean out the catcher,
but other than that, it's worked flawlessly.
Speaker 3 (21:57):
The smell of a used vacuum tho, yeah, it's like dust.
Speaker 1 (22:00):
Yeah, but then once you get that figured out, you're
good to you know what.
Speaker 3 (22:03):
It's not dusty. The mint dispenser, I.
Speaker 4 (22:04):
Can't stand you.
Speaker 3 (22:05):
That's that's true.
Speaker 1 (22:06):
And the mid Cafe Christmas Holiday Blaze a meal. You
can only get it. You have to pre order by
this Tuesday, the seventeenth, and you can only you can
pre order at any of the locations, but you can
only pick it up in the Tempe location.
Speaker 3 (22:19):
Would you got to see that location?
Speaker 1 (22:21):
I mean it has the cafe has the kitchen in there,
so you can see literally what is going on behind
the scenes to be able to make your food.
Speaker 3 (22:29):
You can literally see how the donuts are you guys
make donuts yet false advertising?
Speaker 4 (22:36):
He's like, yes, actually, actually we do.
Speaker 1 (22:38):
There was a Sonoran hot dog one one time and
I didn't make it. And then ATL Wings two was
a clab with the Mint and I didn't go.
Speaker 3 (22:44):
Yes, ATL Wings for real, Yes dude, yeah, wings on fire.
I can't even imagine a medicated atl win.
Speaker 4 (22:52):
But yeah, anyways, thanks for hanging out with us. Go
to the Mint. Let us know if you do go
because I'd be really cool.
Speaker 3 (22:57):
If you're on Instagram at the Mint Arizona, spell it
all out and you'll see their social page.
Speaker 1 (23:02):
Yeah, and also like at Peyton Whitmore Peyton with an A.
Speaker 4 (23:05):
That's my Instagram.
Speaker 3 (23:06):
If you don't follow, don't follow me, you'll be very er. Yeah, no,
thank you hard pass hell yeah, all right, all right
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