Friday-4-3-2026

Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
To try to squeeze one more of these out of
us this week. So we just got to go along
with it, unless our outlook crashes, then we have to
worry about it. I'm telling you that right there might
be the most relatable closest to being an actual astronaut
story that I have ever seen. So amazing. Yeah, So yesterday,

(00:24):
as the about seven hours into the flight of Artemis two,
they I can't believe I'm using these words to describe
what's happening, because this literally happened to me after the
show yesterday when I was trying to send spots to
Mary Lee, one of our sales reps. Anyway, so apparently
the outlook stopped working. Both the new version, which it

(00:49):
keeps trying to force on me and I have just
like you have to be vigilant not to accidentally allow
it to put the new one on, and the old
one both just basically locked up.

Speaker 2 (01:06):
I saw the headline on Polymarket, and I'm like this,
I thought it was a satire polymarket site. Yes, actual
account look at it, but like, is this the real Polymarket? Yeah,
that's actually a headline right now.

Speaker 1 (01:16):
That's amazing that they're It's just basically they're dealing without
look up there. Ross and I were talking before the show,
and I'm with Ross. I just assumed they had their
own thing.

Speaker 2 (01:28):
Yeah, you see them in the movies and stuff, But
like in the Martian when he's tripped out, he's talking
back and forth to the people, and they have their
own system or something. You tell me you're using like
two factor authentication to log in?

Speaker 1 (01:38):
How do you get how do you get the code
to your phone when you're at the moon? I don't
know how that works? What other and the other thing
is what other programs are they running that could potentially
cause problems.

Speaker 2 (01:50):
I mean, it's a simple fix. You just check the
box that says keep me signed into all my other
devices so I don't have to keep signing in. Oh
and that works, yeah every time, every time I check
the box, and you just check it every day.

Speaker 3 (02:01):
Right.

Speaker 1 (02:02):
Box is like.

Speaker 2 (02:03):
Those things at crosswalks where you push the button and
it's supposed to be like or like the dummy buttons
and elevators. I was just gonna say the elevator yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,
Well they don't actually do anything, but they put it
there so you feel like it's doing something, so you
don't go insane. So you push the button and you're like, oh,
eventually to let me cross the street right where it's
on its own time, where it does its own thing
or whatever.

Speaker 1 (02:21):
It's the same sort of thing. It's like, yeah, check
the box and you'd never have to sign in again,
and then you have to sign in every single time
because it doesn't work right, But not for our production
PPO program.

Speaker 3 (02:31):
Right.

Speaker 2 (02:31):
I was thinking yesterday, I you know how many problems
I have signing in with outlook through for our software?

Speaker 1 (02:36):
Yes program. Yes.

Speaker 2 (02:37):
Now imagine you're on like the capsule go into the moon.
That's terrifying.

Speaker 1 (02:43):
Do you think they get pop ups where they're trying,
like when they're trying to do stuff like you know,
like if you're trying to like look at a New
York post store. You know how hellish that is. Right,
So they're like, all right, let me check out our
flight plan here, and then all of a sudden, it's
like you need viagra, You're junk. Doesn't work, Oh, I said,

(03:05):
even Roster's least favorite program.

Speaker 2 (03:06):
I'll be like, oh man, it says here man. The
ninety percent of the power for the capsule is going
to teams can we turn that off.

Speaker 1 (03:15):
He hold on, you try to turn It's like seventy
percent on my computer at the time. Yeah, check it,
and I don't use it. No, don't use it. It's
the team's right now. How much hold on? Uh go
to the task manager. Dude, doude do do do do
do doude do do do? Oh Man, fifty percent, by

(03:37):
higher sixty percent of you're all higher seventy percent lower,
got to go lower now sixty nine lower noise lawyer
sixty nine, by sixty nine, by lower sixty nine doing that,
I'm just gonna let you walk off the cliff sixty eight.
Bom no, no no, lower sixty six. It's no time.
It's sixty three percent now sixty four percent. What are

(04:00):
you doing? I'm not I haven't even looked at it.
It's not even open on the desktop here.

Speaker 2 (04:05):
And then they're up in the caps and they're like,
that's fine, I'll just uninstall it. It's like, dah, you're
not an admin. We're gonna connect you to Jeff.

Speaker 1 (04:13):
Hell is it Jeff?

Speaker 4 (04:15):
Though?

Speaker 1 (04:15):
Is it Jeff? Is it really your name? You really Jeff?
You don't sound like a Jeff. So it's so bad.
They're using Outlook up there, use an Outlook. I had
a brand new computer. They saw a brand new computer
for me, and it had to sink everything because I
used the old Outlook because screw your web based thing.

(04:35):
I don't trust it. And uh it took nine hours
to sink all the old stuff with the new stuff
on it. So you're up there and you got to
make a split second decision. You're cooked, man, between that
and the power load going from teams now. Uh yeah.
Do they have like a QR code they got to

(04:55):
scan so they can get tech support like we do.
That would be frustrating, but they got it fixed. I
guess I'm just thinking you have. You have a capsule
full of incredibly smart people, right, how much more insulted

(05:17):
do you think they have to be when Jeff or
whatever his name is tells them. Have you tried turning
it off and turning it on? I mean you've used
the outlooking stuff and the verification process and the auten.

Speaker 2 (05:29):
Yeah every damn morning. Yeah, you've done it out of
the country before. Yeah, and you've had issues where it's like, hey,
I'm not sure man, a little iffy on your location.

Speaker 1 (05:37):
Right, And I had to call them and be like
it's okay, I'm not a scammer.

Speaker 2 (05:40):
Yeah, yeah's security thing. You'd be a scammer. But so
let alone like being out in space and the stupid
thing is like I can't find your location. I can't
pinpoint you on the map.

Speaker 1 (05:48):
Yeah, now this thing is h How did they fix
it here?

Speaker 5 (05:56):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (05:56):
Somebody remoted in and fixed it. Okay, so it did
work the same exact way ours works. You think they
get scam stuff up there too, Like you can't go
Nigerian princes. You gotta go like Martian prints or something.
I don't know.

Speaker 2 (06:13):
Yeah, the issue here is sometimes we need to have
things fixed and then like you know, the computer people
or Microsoft whatever be like, yeah, we can help you
fix it, but you need to be there between like
one and three in the afternoon. And I'm like, aha,
not gonna happen because I've been here since four am.
But at least they're like trapped in that little I
didn't realize how tiny that capsule they're in is. I
saw a photo of It's like a diagram on Yes,

(06:35):
it is teeny tiny.

Speaker 1 (06:36):
They do have a private poop room. Okay.

Speaker 2 (06:38):
I was gonna say, like you have to poop like
you're in prison, like in front of everybody, and is
it streamed?

Speaker 1 (06:43):
No? No, no no. So that's why I put that
one article in there in the prep because they actually
have like it's so that's the only place you can
go for privacy is the what do they call it
something bay? I can't remember what they call it? Here
a hygiene bay. There you go. One of the astronauts
referred to the hygiene bay is quote the one place

(07:04):
we can go during the mission where we can actually
feel like we're alone for a moment. Dude, I would
been there so much that like the NASA doctors would
think that there's some gastro problems going on, try to
fix it. Man, They oh gotta go again for like
two hours. It's like the super sweet new shower rooms downstairs.

(07:25):
They send them like the g I bought to look
after you. Oh oh that's yeah. I didn't even think
of that when we when are we going to get
to the because you know, the hallmark of many great
science fiction space related things, clearly Star Wars is having
that little robot with you and we're you know, we're
already at Robot murder Dog Flamethrower, murder Dog. So, like,

(07:50):
at what point do they get some sort of like
robot on these Artemis missions. I would have to think
by the time they get to Artemis five, that's where
we're landing on the moon. No is it five? Two?
I'd have to look, it's not the next mission, but
the one after. I think anyway, I would have to assume,

(08:13):
so that'd be four. I would have to assume more
we we were robot ready, right, you have to system bought.

Speaker 2 (08:20):
But I imagine you would want it to be capable
and obviously intelligent, but you don't want it to be
strong enough where it could take you, right, I mean,
like you want to be able to take that thing
out if it freaks out like every other science fiction movie,
Like you should be able to like to put your
hand out on the forehead and have it like swing,
etch and run at you. But it's not doing anything
like do you know what I mean?

Speaker 1 (08:37):
But like three po and you know they didn't freak out.

Speaker 2 (08:40):
I'm I know they didn't, but I'm saying we're at
the point now where we don't know if they are
going to freak out. Like Star Wars, they've got that
stuff you know, it's R two D two could probably
take you completely. He could, but he's not going to
because of his programming. We're at the point now where
I don't trust the programmingh.

Speaker 1 (08:54):
Okay, Plus it'll probably crash because it runs on outlook
right and that you know that's going to be a problem. Yeah.
So let's see here. I'm trying to figure out how
big the hygiene bay is. Okay, oh man, think not
even close to a porta potty. You're basically shoving yourself

(09:17):
in a cupboard where you you know, go number one
in two.

Speaker 2 (09:21):
Can you imagine you went all that wain and you
forgot to charge your phone. You're just up in that capsule.
You don't even have your phone. Oh what do you
think the roaming is on that? Yeah, that's how you
get That's how they get you, man. And then you're
trying to get your email from your phone and you're like, listen,
I checked the box. I should be able to sign
into my device. Dude, you are really hung up on
the box this morning, so annoying.

Speaker 1 (09:42):
How many time you have checked that dumb box every day,
every day, five days a week for your life?

Speaker 6 (09:47):
You know?

Speaker 1 (09:48):
Basically yeah, no, it doesn't work, all right. May look,
let me ask you a question, because I know we
got smart people listening. Why you even have that box?
Is it iss? Ross contends simply to pacify us so
we feel like it'll be better the next time. Is
it a psychological thing or is it something that would work? However,
the security protocols that we have and basically have developed

(10:11):
has negated its ability to work. I don't know the
answer to that question. Eight eight eight nine three four
seven eight seven four. I yes, I am using this
for my personal problems and Ross's personal problems, because he
too is affected by the box. The box that is
that sits on a throne of lies, that box which

(10:31):
doesn't do crap. Six seventeen. Hang on, I'm so happy
that next week is you know that thing. But now
Phil Micholson's not going to be there. Clearly Tiger's not
going to be there. Tiger left the country. Man, he
went to some like rehab somewhere. I was trying to
figure out which country he went to. It's it's I

(10:53):
got to tell you, it's I'm really hating the coverage here.
This is in no way, shape or form and used
for him. Like if you ross you see the video
of him like in the cop car and whatnot, Like
he's clearly clearly yeah with like the towel over his head. Yeah,
like and and that neighborhood like that's you know, you

(11:16):
know how it is down in Florida if you have
driven down Florida into something, especially like where they where
the roads are barely big enough anyway for cars, they
kind of get back in there's and and he's ripping
through there like I'm not excusing anything that he did.
And and it's it's clear he's got issues one hundred percent.

(11:37):
But now it's just like what was the New York
Post headline? You were telling me? But it's because this
is this this is a an example of where we are.
I suppose I can open it hang on.

Speaker 2 (11:47):
You know, it says Tiger Woods has always been a
fraud to anyone who cared to Look.

Speaker 1 (11:53):
And every one of these people, whether you're a sports writer,
whether you are a somebody who is in in golf
is as you know, uh a PGA golfer, And you
are all obscenely richer because this man exists. That this

(12:13):
is the defense and and and look, I understand that
he was prickly, which is a word that i've you know,
I've heard people use. Specifically, I heard it used by
a golfer that I uh was with a pro did
a pro am thing with. And I like, I get
all of that, but everything is fundamentally changed because he exists,

(12:36):
and and this whole now litany of stories where they're
just like, we're just going to destroy this dude. I
I don't understand it. I don't get it. Remember most
of the stuff that he's you know, most the most
nefarious stuff surrounded interpersonal relationships. Again not a defense of

(12:59):
what he did to his wife, man, but like trying
to get the community to uh Norm MacDonald, You ever
sard the Norm McDonald Tiger Woods bit. It's great. He's saying,
you know what, I'm gonna find it, We're gonna We're
gonna play it because it's that good and there's no
swear words in it, which is very hopeful. Yeah, But

(13:22):
the Norm MacDonald Tiger Woods bit his absolute personification of
what I'm talking about, just just in the sense that,
for the most part, what what what people don't like
him from a public opinion standpoint, right, because golfers who
think he's prickly or was mean to him, that's its
own thing. But from a standpoint of his uh, you

(13:48):
know the things that he did that got him in trouble,
none of it's illegal. Going back to the sex scandal stuff,
right and do what do sex rehab? Which we mocked
relentlessly because I can't believe that's a thing, but whatever,
And that really was the tattering of his image. But
remember all of that happens, then he has all the

(14:11):
health issues, he comes back and when the Masters and
every one of these people is being nasty to him
right now covered that story with baited breath. Could he
could he get his fifth Masters after everything that transpired?
And then you know, and he was just he was
just hoisted up. Man. It's really ugly. It's really ugly,

(14:32):
but you know what, what do you expect because you
got to get the clicking. He clicks. And people are
mad at him for Dui even though it was an alcohol,
it was pharmaceuticals. And again they should rightfully be upset
with that. Something much more horrible could have happened. But
you'd think he'd murdered somebody the way that people are

(14:53):
treating him so and and I wanted to get better,
not just from a golfing perspective, but just you know,
from a from a human perspective. I think it's safe
to say the guy's got addiction issues. I don't know,
I mean the sex addiction, but you know, going on
to the painkillers. And that's something that is very relatable. Well,

(15:16):
as we talked about for a lot of reasons, the
number of service members or former former service members who
found themselves injured during our eight plus year conflict over there,
you know, Iraq in Afghanistan, who you know then fell
down the oxy rabbit hole is not insignificant. No, no, no, no,

(15:39):
no no. I just looked at the call screener. Quit
trying to make fetch happen or whatever that line is
from that movie from the nineties. It's been something we've
done for years. It's not a thing. Next week's the Masters,
It's sure is. How ain't going to be a thing
during the Masters? You can't cross those two crowds. How
do you explain the caller just calling in to do

(15:59):
the thing we've always done. I don't know you set
it up? No, I did not. I had no idea
what that gentleman is. I know, because you didn't write
a name. You see that, You see there's no name there.
What's what do we put on the call screener? We
put a name, it's a mystery, and then we put
a topic. So I know a lot in w w

(16:19):
F Fridays, which has always been the thing. I'm gonna
get this over with. What do you want Gates with.

Speaker 3 (16:35):
Birthday?

Speaker 1 (16:39):
Thank you? Thank you sir for being part of Ross's
plan to corrupt Fridays. Not stand for this now, especially
next week again w W E and and go pro
golf fans. There's no crossover.

Speaker 2 (17:01):
See, I believe a give and take not happening here
because I acknowledge that we've always talked about the Masters, right,
but when it comes to you, you're unfairly saying this
is the thing that we've never done, which anyone who's
listened to the show know is w W Fridays has
been a thing forever forever.

Speaker 1 (17:19):
You know that, you know how long The Masters has
been going. Far exceeds Andy, it far exceeds Vince McMahon's.

Speaker 2 (17:27):
Yeah, it started during slavery, right, which is why they
call it is are we doing the petting zoo thing again?
This is ros We are doing the thing where you know,
we have done that story before in the past, or
people are like the Masters is racist because of the name.

Speaker 1 (17:43):
Oh yeah, we have done that, dude. The protesting of
the Masters is there's so many great stories, so many
great stories, like when the women were all protesting and
the dude was mocking him and he gave the the
police his name as Emerson Biggins and and they wrote
it in the in the it ended up they fed

(18:04):
it to the media and it was like the Asian
Pilot situation. Nobody just was like, I don't think its
name is Everson Biggins. And actually there was two of them,
and the other guy's name was Heywood, and I can't
tell you the last one, but it is a suggestion
that you perform a certain act that Bill Clinton would

(18:25):
be a fan of. And those names were then put
in the put out in the ether, which made it
far more hilarious. You had your favorite who's your favorite golfer?
Who do you think is gonna win The Masters? Go ahead,
say his name? You know, Lee Trevino. Okay, who, by
the way, is not in the Masters. He's not playing,
you know, that's he He has five five I think

(18:48):
he has five majors, never won the Masters. He's in
his mid eighties. I think one of the last things
he played was the PNC thing.

Speaker 2 (18:55):
Imagine that you're like, you know, a golfing legend, you know,
eighty plus us years, you're in your golden years.

Speaker 1 (19:02):
You should be enjoying it.

Speaker 2 (19:03):
But because you've never won the Masters, you decide to
dip into Olive Garden there at Augusta and you get
no discount, no discount.

Speaker 1 (19:10):
I don't think he's there, let alone plane, So I'm
gonna need you know, you're gonna have to pick another
favorite there. But anyway, Yeah, they've had all the controversies.
But the best part of it was is when it
all came to a head. The Masters have so much

(19:31):
you money that they said, remember they were trying to
get advertisers to not do it. They said it will
do it with no ads, and they did. And then
you kind of they kind of crept back in where
they were like spoken like kind of avide to a
sponsor mentioned during nothing during something. They just were like,
all right, screw all you all, We're still not gonna

(19:53):
we're not changing anything, and we'll just we don't care.
We we just have. We just have so much money.
You know that members of Augusta don't pay dues. There's
none of that, which is which is crazy. But there's
just so much money there. I don't like that. Russ

(20:13):
is happy with the call that he's taking. Now he's typing,
we wait with baited breath. Oh, thank goodness. Okay, actually
you know what, maybe maybe not thank youdness. I just
read the topic there. Any who, All right, let's fine,
let's go ahead and take this. Yes, Boston, Paul, what
do you uh what.

Speaker 3 (20:34):
You need you need there?

Speaker 1 (20:37):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (20:38):
Did they have an exhaustion?

Speaker 1 (20:42):
I think you got to do the match? Right? Did
you have you guys do the match?

Speaker 4 (20:53):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (20:53):
But can you have an open flame in the castle?

Speaker 1 (20:55):
A details? You know they get they can't have functioning emails. Oh,
it doesn't sound like they were outfitted properly anyway for
the masses.

Speaker 4 (21:04):
Who do you take it?

Speaker 3 (21:05):
I'm going Bryson, He HiT's too.

Speaker 1 (21:09):
Big for that course. I know it sounds it sounds crazy.

Speaker 7 (21:12):
Man.

Speaker 1 (21:13):
You need a shot maker right there. I don't know.
I mean it's not Michaelson or Woods I know that much,
or Lee Trevino, none of those three.

Speaker 3 (21:25):
Do you think I went down to Brazil.

Speaker 1 (21:28):
Ross suggests that he might have gone to Thailand. I
think both are horrible, horrible, horrible ideas, especially if you're
a sex addict on top of everything else. Yeah, he
wan the miss bum Bum contest. It's over all right,
all right. You, on the other hand, you probably probably
be fine. So yeah, you're very respectful. Okay, goodbye, Boston, Paul.

Speaker 2 (21:53):
Just you know, Tiger would go over to Thailand for
some stress relief, some stick fighting or something.

Speaker 1 (21:58):
I'm trying to think of the cure that if you
have addiction issues could be worse oh than Thailand. Thailand, right, Like,
here's the deal. Thailand looks beautiful. I would never go there,
just because I wouldn't want to tell people I went
to Thailand so that they make assumptions. But you know,
you get to, uh try remember the name of the

(22:19):
island there. It's amazing looking, but I the name escapes me.
But yeah, I just feel like that would not be
a good place for him. Probably not there or like Amsterdam,
probably would be a bad idea anyway, So yeah, I
don't I don't know. I'm sure he's in some weird
Swiss thing because that like Switzerland has like these recovery centers.

(22:45):
They're like up perched on top of mountains. They're like
the like the European version of like the uh, the
monasteries that you see over in Asia, Like why is
that hanging off the side of a cliff? And I
don't know if that's because then it makes it impossible
for you to go find stuff. But again I wish
him well, I don't understand the hate. I did find
the Norm McDonald audio. The problem is it's the clip

(23:07):
I could find is like nine minutes longer, five minutes
long or whatever it is. So I'm gonna have to
extract it. So just bear with me. But we'll dip
into it later in the show, just because I gotta.
I gotta clean it up and kind it up. Tiger
needs to go to the Aaron Rodgers cave. You want
him to go do ayahuasca in Costa Rica or whatever.

Speaker 2 (23:27):
Yeah, he's clear your mind up, come out a new man. Well,
I do not care about your sport anymore. Completely destroy
your legacy.

Speaker 1 (23:35):
He's Aaron Rodgers is playing man. He did okay last year,
but I don't I mean, he's not the Aaron Rodgers
of all I'm not even defending him because I hate
the man because he played for the most evil team
in football, Green Bay Packers. That being said, I don't know,
because look, Tiger's Tiger's basically done anyway. He's basically he's

(23:57):
basically done other than like he needs to and you
point it out, he needs to like slide into where
you show up, you know, four or five times a
year for some big non you know select no, no, no, no,
not a competitive event like a getting together to the
you know, a sponsor thing, because he has a couple

(24:18):
of tournaments that are essentially he owns or he started.
You come, you wave, you do the thing, and then
you're like, wait a second, I have a billion and
a half dollars. Yeah, enjoy your money. I mean yeah.

Speaker 2 (24:29):
It goes back to the fact that his father brainwashed
him when he was a kid, and he believes that
golf is the end all bl to existence and he
cannot exist without golf because him and golf are one
or whatever it is. Take your money, take your billions,
and enjoy your life. You don't have to put yourself
through this the stress of competition where you are Tiger
and you still want to compete because you're tiger and

(24:51):
you're putting your your back and your body through all this.

Speaker 1 (24:54):
It's the physical and the painkillers and this steroids and
whatever it is that you're doing to keep your body
and that in that you know, well, I don't know
what it is, but you're doing something, and why enjoy
your life? It makes no sense to me if you
had that much money, would you be coming in every morning? Dude?
The amount of money that would keep me keep me
out of this studio is not even remotely that high.

(25:18):
In fact, probably embarrassing and as bat well, maybe on
a Monday would be even less right because they just
get a case of the mondays you. But I just
realized you have an opportunity, bro right now, like you
got a blank slate. All you gotta do is brainwash
him and make him play golf as lotens. Can he
swing his arm? Listen? I mean this is a major thing. Yeah.

Speaker 2 (25:40):
People don't understand how when you have a kid, their
brain is like clay, right, and you can pretty much
get them to like what you like and watch. I
mean that that's why the whole grooming thing is scary
because kids are so impressionable and they will that. I mean,
it's it's scary. It really really is when you're in
a position of power and you have somebody looking at
your kid who has, you know, bad intentions. Yeah you

(26:03):
like you know you're a kid, and you're like, wow,
my kid can recite every Harry Potter line ever, or
my kid is really into dark souls.

Speaker 1 (26:11):
Well, yeah, make a billion dollars doing that. No, but
who pushed them into liking those things? And anybody who
has had children knows how impressionable they are and how
their brains are.

Speaker 2 (26:19):
But yeah, that's what his father did to him. I
am golf. I cannot exist without golf. Okay, it's a game, dude, Relax,
enjoy your money. I don't understand it. But you see
this with Michael Jordan too, like he's so competitive but
everything everything, Yes, but obviously he can't play basketball anymore, right,
because you know, you get older and your body starts
to fail you, but your mind is like, I'm still
Michael Jordan, I'm still to go. I'm still a champion.

(26:41):
But he's been able to channel it into other things
where he's not directly competing, right with the NASCAR stuff.

Speaker 1 (26:45):
But he competes at everything. Yeah, I can't. I can't.
I can't necessarily. I can't give you names. But I
have heard stories locally of some craziness at a couple
of the private clubs around Raleigh where he plays sometimes,
and it's like, I can't, I can't even understand it.
And I watched an interview too where he was he

(27:06):
was like haranguing all these basketball players in a boxing
thing because he's got to have money on everything, and
then the fishing tournaments, like the dude is all. He
craves competition. I don't begrudge him that, but he manages
it better than Tiger clearly, and.

Speaker 2 (27:20):
He's found other outlets for that competitiveness drive that's inside him,
which is understanding that he's not the one driving the
car in NASCAR, right, but he's been able to rack
up all these wins. Yeah, it is fun to watch.
I mean, you don't have to play golf forever. You
can do other things. You don't have to punish your
body over and over again. You don't need that mental stress.
Go buy an island, right, I think he owns one. Actually,

(27:43):
day you will go hang.

Speaker 1 (27:44):
Out on your island. Man, as long as you're not
doing Epstein stuff. It's fine, sat Well, they quit trying
to make him go to Thailand where they do stuff.
He's stick fighting man it Oh really he's at the
Kouba te. I don't know if I believe you. Is
he in that weird jungle bar with the jukebox?

Speaker 4 (28:02):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (28:02):
How did they get that giant jukebox into the middle
of the jungle? Does anybody stop to ask these things
with a donkey? How big a donkey was that thing?

Speaker 8 (28:12):
You know?

Speaker 1 (28:12):
How much of those things way? Just so Jean Claude
van Dam can do whatever that was. I have a
lot of questions, but they'll have to wait because we
got to take a break. Six forty seven, Hang on
mind her. Coming up on the show, we will be
chatting with mister Pete callaner who lives in the stickiest
city in America, whatever the hell that means. That's an

(28:38):
actual this is an actual thing. Charlotte ranked the stickiest
city in the US. So I don't know what those
weirdos are up to down there. I I I want
to don't want a kink shame not today because then
you know, because now I got to look at Bimbo's
all up in the news apparently the bimbo based on

(28:59):
the Christy Nome thing, an army of bimbos are now
upset because bimbos are being I don't know, stigmatized or something. God,
your posts had a whole article. It's a bunch of
you know, women, top heavy women, all carved up cougars
or whatever, and they're like, ah, free the bimbos, and look,
here's the deal. Are bimbo's fun in like a beach

(29:21):
setting to watch?

Speaker 3 (29:21):
Sure?

Speaker 1 (29:22):
Absolutely they're great in college you're near twenties. But I
didn't realize it was a whole movement. So any who,
we'll see exactly what's going on up there in Charlotte.
And we got lots to get into with Pete. It
might be it might be a humidity thing. I know
what stickiest does not refer to, and that is criminal

(29:45):
charges on repeat offenders. So we do have that, all right.
I did find the Norm McDonald audio, so it's one
of my favorite. Do there's so many I should, dude,
I could probably make if I made a top twenty
list of his bits. Norm McDonald be on there a bunch.
I'm only gonna play a small portion of this because
it's a little bit, a little bit of an issue

(30:07):
with earlier language before it, but it I think he
does a wonderful job of really summarizing this, trying to tell.

Speaker 6 (30:14):
Me that that guy is worth six billion. You're telling
me that the world's greatest athlete over there, Tiger, You're
telling me that's that that guy that's super handsome, charismatic dude,
likes to lie down with ladies. I don't buy us.
I'll buy that for one second. And Tiger he's not

(30:37):
like us. He's not like a regular guy. He's like
a rockster, a regular guy, you know what I mean.
He didn't have that much like a guy like me
and you. How many times would we have a chance
to commit it in our whole lives? We might have
ten opportunities, you know, probably think it's ten, probably only six,
but so let's say it's ten. So he could we
stray once? That's ten percent, you know of our attend

(30:59):
to twice. Now Tiger maybe had sixty seventy women. What
about the three million that he didn't that he could have?
You got a factor those carels in you now when
you do that. I did it on a little calculator.
It turns out that Tiger only had sex with points
zero zero zero zero zero zero zero zero zero two

(31:22):
percent of the women he could now statistically, that's zero percent.
From a strictly mathematical point of view, Tiger is the
most faithful man who ever lived.

Speaker 1 (31:36):
All right, so yeah, yeah, it's a whole longer bit.
It's five minutes forty seconds. You find it on YouTube.
Well worth the worth of listen there. All right, we
got we got moon bats are going to be moon
batten just oh, I'm telling you white.

Speaker 5 (31:54):
People have never built their own houses.

Speaker 1 (32:01):
Oh, I can't wait. We're gonna get in with this
lunatic and we have not one, but two, and we
will kick the next hour off with this group of
butt herd individuals over April Fools Jokes one up in
the DC area and of course in Chapel Hill, where

(32:21):
they are very upset over with the student the Daily
tar Heel or whatever the student newspaper is there, the
April Fools Joke representative Tim Burchett or whatever this idiot's
name is keeps making comments like this. He goes, Oh,
I hate this Internet this morning. What is your problem?

(32:42):
What do we the space capsule work? If you don't
know why that reference. I'll revisit that story, timber So
it makes these comments Americans would stay up at night
worrying if they knew the truth about alien life. Unless
you're going to provide a single piece of information, shut
your face.

Speaker 3 (33:01):
Hole.

Speaker 1 (33:01):
Okay, he makes these ki him, Matt Gates used to
do this crap. Oh if you only knew, then tell
us or keep it to your damn self. Give me,
give me something, because now I just feel like you're
I feel like you're trying to flex you weirdo. Sorry.

(33:25):
I don't know why that irritated. I just if you
can't say anything, don't say anything, you know, because you
sound like Adam Schiff. That's what you sound like. It's
just a different version I remember. And he's and then
the committee's going and they're like, oh well, oh man,
if you've seen what I've seen, you know the evidence
was there, tell us or shut up. It's that simple. Sorry,

(33:50):
that's slightly distracted. Promised. I was going to go on
to the uh April Fools stuff, So we will do
that now. But oh it's Friday. Shouldn't have this much
stress in my life. If you hear a computer smashing,
I just want you to know that is not a
sound effect. Shows were clear. All right. Let me start

(34:11):
at the national level, everybody, you know what, we are
almost too soft a society to do the April Fools
thing anymore. Yeah, it's annoying online and you know, but
the bigger problem is not that people do April Fools.
It's that people who don't have any cleverness or sense
of humor can do it now because they just have

(34:32):
the ai do it and then it just bogs everything down.
But it used to be you kind of knew where
to look for it, right, the local newspaper might do it.
You might have a bit on the radio, although a
lot of radio a lot of radio stations have basically
forbidden doing April Fools stuff anymore because there's been a
few incidents. It's about the deeps. I'm gonna get into

(34:57):
that ross. You ever do a big, grandiose April Fools
during your music days or just little stuff? Right? Just
try to find little stuff? Yeah, like I try to
get some of the radio class. Oh, the a beer
truck crashed and all the beer spilled out on the
end of the grass and the media in there, and

(35:18):
they need people to come and get free beer because
they can't. They can't pick it up for some reason.
I can't remember how it was set up. And then
idiots would show up thinking that there's actually free beer
in the grass and while there's not, and then they chuckle.
It causes like traffic snarls. So then there was the
Toyota thing. Remember the Toyota thing, right, Oh, it's doing

(35:41):
a Toyota. And then it was just a little Yoda figurine,
a toy get it, haha. But I don't think we
can handle it anymore. Case in point, up at the
Wizard's game, at I guess at half, they decided they
would have a guy shoot a free throw for ten
thousand dollars blind folded, right, or excuse me, half court

(36:03):
shot ten thousand dollars blindfolded. However, they the way that
they sold it is they're like, all right, he's back there,
he can't hear us. But when he comes out and
shoots it, I want you all to cheer like he
made it, and then he'll think he won ten thousand
dollars and then we'll be like a April fools. So

(36:25):
they did exactly that. They bring the guy out. Everyone
now understands what the what their job is, and they
blindfold him. He shoots it. He actually ends up shooting
it like over the basket, but at least it was online.
And then everyone cheers. They bring out the check and
then they're like, ah, there's a giant check by the way, like, ah,

(36:47):
nobody for you, loser, April Fools. People got mad and
the Wizards had to apologize yesterday because because again we're
all soft, and the iron is, I'm about to crush
some of your spirit right here. Okay, I'm gonna let
you I'm gonna let you in on a little secret.

(37:10):
Things like this are not real. And the Wizards had
to fess up that everyone everyone was essentially an actor.
You have no you have no idea the things you
think are real in an entertainment medium that are not.
And I'm not talking just necessarily about reality shows. I'm

(37:31):
talking radio bits talking. I mean, we don't really do
that here because it's not that kind of a show.
But and and most of it's for legal reasons, which
is why you do that. So the Wizards again, because
they didn't want to actually do this to a person,
they had they they you know, they had I think

(37:51):
they was a staffer or something. The guy shot it
was a staffer, so they had him do it so
that they didn't get their butt sued. This is why
you have to think this stuff through, because he like,
if you actually did that. You know, in our litigious society,
somebody filed lawsuit. The wizards don't want ad, so they
did it. And then you know, if you COmON sense it,

(38:13):
then there's no reason to be mad. But everyone was mad,
not as mad as they were over at UNC. In fact,
any of you who own a business, who who hire
or fire people, any anybody in that position, you're gonna
want to note this young man's name, because God help
you if he starts working for you. All right, UNC

(38:33):
student newspapers April fools, sad tire, sparks, outrage Again, it's
April fools. You're all supposed to be smart. You got
into UNC and you're learning stuff. On the morning of
April first, incoming UNC Chapel Hills student body president Devin Duncan,

(38:55):
who is the softest person I think I'm going to
talk about on this show today, received a text asking
him if Immigration and Customs Enforcement i e. ICE was
coming to campus, why the student newspaper, The Daily Tar
Hill had published an article with the following headline, Trump

(39:15):
orders al alcohol law enforcement in Chapel Hill to be
replaced with ICE agents, clearly a riff on what happened
with TSA. Last Wednesday, Donald Trump announced he would be
sending the United States Ice Enforcement Organization to the next
high crime destination, Chapel Hill, North Carolina. It was sadtire

(39:43):
published as part of the Daily Tar Hills annual April
Fools edition. The problem is that it wasn't funny. It
was terrifying. By the way, here's some of the other
headlines from the edition. UNC brings back de e I
for whites, new plan for the Dean Dome, a two

(40:06):
stadium solution. By the way, some of these are okay,
not even that really that funny, but whatever, whatever, Maybe
I've aged out of it. Hubert Davis rushes to find
summer intern show. Okay, that's funny. It's got fired, you know.
But but the point, the point is it one glance
at this thing and you're and and then uh, being

(40:29):
cognizant of the day that it is would pay big dividends.
All right. So now now we're back to uh, Devon
Duncan or dunder What is this? This this guy's sainted
Devon Duncan. Okay, I almost thought the tar Hill had
been hacked Daily Tar Hill to read some of those articles.

(40:51):
They were upsetting, disrespectful and insensitive. God help you if
you ever hire this guy. This guy is so that
up to for. This guy's set up to sue you
at some point. He's so soft, He's got no he
he has no ability to function in the real world
where sometimes things aren't exactly how you want them. And

(41:14):
of course he's student body president. Why wouldn't he be.
The Editor in chief, Ali Pardu published an official apology.
Why don't apologize, never apologize to the mob. I understand
you're in Chapel Hill. This is unreasonable, and this and
the and and Devin Douche Duncan here or whatever and

(41:36):
all that. He is the embodiment of the inability to
take a joke, and not even that high level of joke,
clearly identifiable joke. Editor in chief published an official apology
that the same day. And the stories about ice and
the Dean Dome because right, two state solutions, that's what

(41:59):
everyone's train in the one but the fact that they
removed the Dean Dome story because it referenced Israel in
some way, shape or form is actually far more damning. Still,
Duncan says it took the student journalist too long to
react to the outrage. I'm telling you, you want this
guy in your company? You want this, You want this

(42:23):
Karen of a man. I'm assuming your gender, sir, I
don't know. Sitting there just a big lawsuit waiting to explode.
I think not. While we stand by our belief and
the importance of satire writing, we undeniably missed the mark here,
said Pardue again, why are you apologizing? And of course
the News and Observer is there to further shame everybody.

(42:45):
We did not package the content with enough consideration and care.
It caused real harm. What harm did it cause other
than to make stupid people worry about things, which is
going to be really a hallmark of their life because
when you're dumb, it hurts, you know what I'm saying.

(43:07):
Campus organizations like Students United for Immigrant Equality and the
Black Student Why are the Black student movement mad? I'm
so confused. Everybody's just got to be mad all the time.
Current Student Body president Adolfo Alvarez issued a statement at

(43:29):
a moment when black enrollment at UNC is declining and
DEI initiatives. Oh, it's the DEI thing, of course, of
course it is all right. I could read all the
rest of this. I honestly, again, if you own a company,
you're a hiring manager, you should just go and write
all these names down. And if you ever get their resume,

(43:49):
God help you. If you hire them, just a whole
slew of grievance mongers, that's what you're gonna get. So
I guess thank you for outing yourself. The Duke Chronicle
also published satire articles on Wednesday on topics like January

(44:11):
sixth Ill attended campus protest kid Rock coming to campus.
That's funny actually, because then you're kind of trolling your
own student body. Anyway, Thank you, reporter Jane Startwell for
covering this very important story, all right, seven nineteen. Hang on,

(44:31):
So we understand that a lot of other countries, especially
countries that you really don't have their own oil reserves,
are in a bit of a pinch, but for some
it's far worse. New Zealand at one point here last
week was estimating they had a week's worth of fuel left.

(44:52):
Australia is equally screwed. And in fact the Prime minister
up there was this guy's name, Anthony albinize Yes put
out a Kumbaya statement and this will give you a
sense of what's going on based on you know, fallout
from Iran.

Speaker 7 (45:11):
See Australian way that people want to do their bit
and there are simple ways.

Speaker 1 (45:16):
I should let you know that this guy previously was
the dude who thought up the concentration camps during COVID.
So you're in good hands that you can.

Speaker 7 (45:26):
You should go about your business and your life as normal,
enjoy your reasta and if you're hitting the road, don't
take more fuel than you need. Just fill up like
you normally would think of others in your community, in
the bush and in critical industries and overcoming weeks. If
you can switch to catching the train or bus or

(45:46):
tram to work or kangaroo, that builds our reserves and
it saves fuel for people who have no choice but
to drive, farmers and miners and trades who need diesel
every single day, and all those shift workers and nurses
who do so much.

Speaker 1 (46:02):
For our country. Film dance else.

Speaker 7 (46:04):
The head may not be easy.

Speaker 9 (46:06):
I want to be upfront about that.

Speaker 7 (46:09):
No government can promise to eliminate the pressures that this
war is causing. I can promise we will do everything
we can to protect Australia from the worst of it.
These are uncertain times, but I'm absolutely certain of this.
We will deal with these global challenges the Australian way,

(46:30):
working together and looking after each other.

Speaker 9 (46:33):
As we always have.

Speaker 7 (46:35):
Thank you and good evening.

Speaker 1 (46:37):
Man. If only there was something Australia could do hmm,
maybe you know as far as straight of Horror Moves goes.
Oh that's right. You guys have a big old navy
and we just sold you a bunch of submarines, plus
you got battleships and stuff. Why don't you go up
and make sure that people can go through the street

(46:57):
of Horror moves so you can get friggin fueled there.
And I want to be clear, Australia has a significant
and impressive military history going back to World War Two.
What they were able to accomplish around the Philippines, Australian
soldiers were among those that stormed the beaches of Normandy
with us like and like, how did you guys go

(47:20):
from Paul Hogan to this. That's what I want to know.
Was it Russ Like in the eighties Crocodile Dundee was
one of the epitomes of masculinity.

Speaker 2 (47:30):
Was he not he put to buffalo that water buffalo
buffalo to sleep with his hands, Yes, put his fingers
up to his face. First off, I have no idea
what the President of King of Australia there just said.

Speaker 1 (47:39):
It sounds like he is marbles in his mouth. I
have no idea.

Speaker 2 (47:42):
Yeah, But also in his defense, I think their point
of view is wouldn't it be easier if we did
it for them?

Speaker 1 (47:49):
Well? I understand that, but now you're having to literally
in New Zealand, they're like, ah, everything, everybody's good, nobody
canna be able to go anywhere in a week. And
then in Australia you're having to put message is out
because you realize that it's it's just gotten untenuous, which
is largely due to your geographic position. That's a problem
for you. But you have the ability to remedy New

(48:10):
Zealand they don't really have the ability to remedy it.
You know what I'm saying. Just made me member something
from yesterday. The best insane gas price. Take that I
that I saw, and that was somebody who was asking,
if we're in this situation where Australias have to, you know,
basically come out and be warned over it and nobody

(48:31):
can get it, is it really the time to be
launching a giant rocket because you know they use the
same fuel clearly as your your Honda, what is yours? Whatever?
Your little LESUV is well, Brandison, get a Masda and
the GMC. Yeah, so the Mazda artem right same as
Artemis right. Well, I believe, let's not is silly here.

(48:52):
I believe the rocket runs undiesel, does it? Does it not?

Speaker 3 (48:55):
So?

Speaker 1 (48:56):
Yeah, it has globe plugs. That's what those things on
the side were so trying to put the ethanol stuff
in that rocket. It's not it's cooked man. In fact,
it can't. You got to get the good diesel, which
very few states where you can still get the good
diesel Motana. I think Montana did away with the good diesel,
Wyoming still has it. I believe that's the that's the
stuff the environmentalist hate. But man, it makes your truck

(49:18):
run so sweet. So anyway, so with that in mind,
somebody thought that US launching a rockhead was somehow cutting
into the prices. I don't I don't know, dude.

Speaker 2 (49:31):
It poked another hole in the ozone layer that we
already fixed in the nineties.

Speaker 1 (49:37):
I remember when we destroyed it Bomb's hairspray with all
the white rained hairspray. It was all the women of
the eighties had to have their hair up so much
they they butchered it.

Speaker 2 (49:46):
Yeah, and then we fixed it. We came together as
a as a planet and we fixed the ozone layer
right somehow. Yeah, and now they just boom right through
it again.

Speaker 1 (49:55):
Yeah. It's kind of not a thing. It's almost as
if did you see that what happened with microplastics? You know,
microplastics were gonna kill us? All I know.

Speaker 2 (50:02):
The story was they found it. They were all like
all in like they found like traces of microplastics in
men's sports cars.

Speaker 1 (50:11):
Well no, no, no, no, So so that the main study
that was in I don't know why it always goes
this way. It's like the ninety nine percent climate change study,
where when you look into it you find out that
it's ninety nine percent of the people that they approved
to be part of it, and only after they received
their own takes on it, so it's just garbage. So
the big microplastic study that basically was all doom and gloom,

(50:33):
they figured out that actually most of the microplastics came
from the gloves of the researchers. You know that that
checks out? Yeah, so yeah, take take everything with a
grain of salt. There by the way, you want to
meet that. You want to meet the dumbest woman to
ever exist. And I look, I understand that not only

(50:54):
does Ketanji Brown Jackson exist with all that fun audio
we played, but check this out. This is this is
the latest and greatest impassioned plea to stop evil Trump's
evil immigration because evil and stuff.

Speaker 5 (51:08):
White people have never built their own houses, farm their
own farms, worked manu labor?

Speaker 1 (51:16):
Okay, ross ever build your own house? I figured? Have
I built the house?

Speaker 6 (51:22):
No?

Speaker 1 (51:23):
Okay? Wow? All right? Hold on? Have you ever farmed
your own farm? I've had a garden before. This is
a farmer. If I've been on a I have not
owned a farm. No, ok all right, have you ever
done any manual labor? I have? Oh? Poking some holes
in this all right, He'll carry on, ma'am.

Speaker 5 (51:41):
White people have never built their own houses, farm, their
own farms, worked manu labor.

Speaker 1 (51:49):
Do you understand how much music to my ears this
would have been as a kid growing up, I'd be like, Mom,
I can't go and literally at five in the mo
aren't even throw a bunch of round bails over for
the cows. You don't have to deal with it because
it's twenty below zoo. Right, So what about like Jamestown?
What about like Plymouth Rock, which they came and they

(52:13):
built houses and farms and no, no, no, they immediately
captured the Native Americans and made them do it, or
they brought slaves with them. What about what we built
everything up?

Speaker 2 (52:23):
What about like the Western Expansion manifest destiny, going out
there and claiming your steak and see what you did there?

Speaker 1 (52:29):
Ye? Houses and yeah, no, no we got there. It
was all Toll Brothers subdivision. So yeah, come on, man,
you don't know stuff.

Speaker 9 (52:40):
In the history of the United States.

Speaker 5 (52:42):
So when all the workers are reported and there's no
one else here to fulfill that role because Americans, especially
the ones that look like me, are not going to
do manual labor, you know.

Speaker 1 (53:00):
What, I agree? I wouldn't give you a play school
screwdriver for fear of you accidentally stabbing yourself. You look
so incompetent.

Speaker 5 (53:09):
Four five dollars three dollars whatever, that's.

Speaker 1 (53:15):
If you think that, you think that they're paying even
illegal immigrant construction labor three dollars an hour. You don't
know stuff.

Speaker 5 (53:25):
Statistics and predictions of literally AI bots who are smarter
than humans.

Speaker 1 (53:32):
No, you yes, for sure, like one hundred percent, for sure,
even the one, the whopper computer or you know from
back in the day, way smarter than you, so smarter
than you. The very first step Mac, the very first
one ever that said hello at the unveiling, run circles

(53:53):
around you.

Speaker 5 (53:54):
It's not looking good for us. We as American citizens
collectively have to put it in this corrupt administration.

Speaker 1 (54:04):
And again it's just it's it is this, it's this
voting block man.

Speaker 2 (54:10):
How do you think she is? But what's gonna ask, like,
where do you think this sheltered, progressive, middle aged white
woman lives. Where does she live that she's so disconnected
from reality where she believes this is the truth. And
it's scary. Like I used to joke around about repeal
the nineteenth Amendment. Yeah, I'm getting pretty damn close.

Speaker 1 (54:27):
Yeah, yeah, she she knows nothing. She knows nothing of
any of the things she just pointed out, And then
like does she honest that's this is what's great. She
does she honestly believe. Pick any historical building in America.
Pick pick the Empire State Building. All right, you remember

(54:47):
seeing the pictures of the guys building the Empire State
Building where they're like lunch one thousand feet in the air.

Speaker 2 (54:53):
I was about to say, every old timey picture you
see of dudes working as skyscrapers, it's all a bunch
of white dudes hanging out with their lunchboxes, like a
thousand feet it was up in the air.

Speaker 1 (55:02):
Yeah, it makes you nauseous looking at the picture, and
they're smilet. So she believes that everything that was built
in this country was built by slaves, yes, yes, yes,
or now yeah, you know, uh, Hispanic labor. I guess
that's probably what she thinks, which is not to say
that there was not you know, let's face it, there's
a lot of stuff that was built by slave labor,

(55:22):
and yes even and built by immigrant labor, Hispanic labor,
legal immigrant labor. All of that exists. But to say
nothing or also, don't work your own land. Well, I'm
also claiming that the Irish had nothing to do with
the railroads, right, yeah, yeah, that's now.

Speaker 2 (55:38):
Granted, I will give you this, the Chinese were given
a really bad deal on that where they were like, hey,
you guys, you take these explosives and you blow a
hole in that mountain, Like, yeah, it was pretty bad.
But there are a lot of people working on those railroads, man.
And to say that like white people didn't do anything
any sort of construction, white people never farmed, that's insanity.

Speaker 1 (55:58):
Well, as we saw in the documentary Blazing Saddles, they
were the managers, right, just yelling at the Chinese labors.
So different is what I'm getting at. If anybody were
to call the show any like, you know, farmers, now,
you would just assume they're black or Hispanic or yeah. Yeah,
it's a very good point, I think, yeah, yeah, it's

(56:22):
just oh that's right. My family going on the agricultural
side of it. I don't know if you know this
done a little we call it a ranch, so maybe
it doesn't qualify under her thing there, but holy hell,
I went, I stopped at sheets this morning, and you know,
you know sheets this time in the morning is all
you know, trade guys, right, guys going to construction sites,

(56:45):
guys with like you know, sheet rock loaded on the
back of the thing. A bunch of Hispanic dudes, a
bunch of white dudes, all dressed the same, all ready
to go bust their butt for ten hours or whatever today.
Because that's the reality in this he doesn't live in it,
all right, Race Stagic is the He's the only guy
in a reality. That's it.

Speaker 9 (57:05):
I'm in reality. Weather is reality.

Speaker 1 (57:08):
I mean some well it's it's yeah, I mean when
it comes to you, but at this point it's speculation
is point well.

Speaker 9 (57:17):
I call it. I call it an educated guess.

Speaker 1 (57:21):
I see, I see right, And that's what it always
will be. Just tell the people the good news from
the Weather Channel. That's this amazing thing I saw yesterday.
I did not know you guys were doing well. Which
could you link? You guys tweeted out a link for it?
We did?

Speaker 8 (57:34):
Oh was it the retro lo on the ighth thing?
The retro Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Speaker 1 (57:41):
So for you guys who don't know, if you go
to the Twitter account and there'll be a link there
on the weather channel if you want the old Weather
channel with the music and everything you can now it's
there for you locally. So yep, it's the low.

Speaker 8 (57:54):
Yep, you can get the old low, the old logo
and the old like graphics and everything.

Speaker 9 (57:58):
It's great and it's pretty cool old way.

Speaker 1 (58:00):
Yeah, so that's the thing that exists.

Speaker 9 (58:02):
Here's your local forecast.

Speaker 1 (58:04):
If only to show your kids, to horrify them.

Speaker 8 (58:07):
Yeah, I should, I should. Sorry, there's people outside my window.
I'm wondering what they're I've got a delivery coming today
and they're early, so it's great.

Speaker 1 (58:17):
Busy day your delivery.

Speaker 9 (58:19):
No, no, I'm good. I just it's one of those days.

Speaker 1 (58:22):
Wait, talk to the door dash people or whatever.

Speaker 9 (58:26):
It's it's the it's the deliver I got one hundred
bags of sod that are getting are not sod mulch
getting delivered today, so it's GOODA.

Speaker 1 (58:35):
Wait, wait, are you going to load that yourself or
spread it yourself?

Speaker 3 (58:38):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (58:39):
Yeah, oh no, I'm sorry you're not. Yeah we know
why not.

Speaker 5 (58:42):
White people have never built their own houses, farm their own.

Speaker 1 (58:46):
Farms, so you can't legally do it. I'm sorry, not allowed.

Speaker 8 (58:50):
Oh it's the garbage man, so we don't have to worry.
I'm good, all right, peek into my life.

Speaker 1 (58:56):
Did you hear that they have brought back the old
retro weather channel? Yeah, so yeah, no, not the talent
and the TV now we're so no.

Speaker 2 (59:05):
I saw yesterday it was something about where you can
bring them back, and at first I thought it was
the app on the phone and I was like that
that's cool, but it's not that ways.

Speaker 8 (59:11):
It it's the music on the local on the eighths,
and the old graphics and everything and the old voice.
I think this is now your local forecast. Yeah, yeah, yeah,
it's great, it really is. I'd like, how about bring
the talent back? Do like a couple of segments with
some of the old timers.

Speaker 9 (59:26):
That'd be great.

Speaker 8 (59:27):
Anyway, anyway, we digress, but let's see mulching.

Speaker 9 (59:32):
If you're mulching, how about that. We'll go in that way.

Speaker 8 (59:34):
And I think we'll have mainly dry weather right through Saturday.
There's a small chance we get a shower today tomorrow. Yeah,
that's the music load of mid eighties, so pretty mild
for your daytime hours, sixties at night and then a
few showers and thunder showers a better bed on Easter
Sunday into the nighttime hours. So we do have wet

(59:54):
weather in the forecast.

Speaker 9 (59:55):
We need the rain.

Speaker 8 (59:56):
We're going to get some cooling off next week, but
I think next week is gonna a completely dry week.
We have some lows though by mid week into the
thirty so some chillier air is on the way after
our best range chance, unfortunately coming on Easter Sunday.

Speaker 1 (01:00:09):
Okay, all right, you got to you gotta dress like
it's the eighties too, so okay, I'll do that. All right,
we'll talk to the next hour. Thanks, sure, and we
will be back with your calls next hang on. Coming
up in about twelve ish minutes, we're gonna chat with
mister Pete Calender our fun little Friday routine. In fact,

(01:00:30):
it is the only Friday tradition on the show, just
for clarification, because WWE Fridays is not a thing. Let's
go to the phones, John, You're up first, Go right ahead.
Good morning, you guys.

Speaker 9 (01:00:48):
I really like your show.

Speaker 1 (01:00:49):
Thank you.

Speaker 8 (01:00:52):
I'm moving to sharing in Wyoming.

Speaker 1 (01:00:53):
Bro OKAYI stomping grounds.

Speaker 3 (01:00:56):
Yeah, that's that's correct.

Speaker 6 (01:00:59):
I've been listening along.

Speaker 9 (01:01:00):
I know that.

Speaker 4 (01:01:02):
I had googled around and look for some local conservative
talk radio around that area, and I can't find anything.

Speaker 3 (01:01:10):
You do you know anything?

Speaker 9 (01:01:11):
Man?

Speaker 1 (01:01:11):
The only guy who was there was a guy named
Steve Lawrence, who's uh, actually my first job in radio.

Speaker 3 (01:01:18):
Uh.

Speaker 1 (01:01:18):
He was the morning guy for it. He's he's long
off the air. I do not know. There's there's uh
there is Ross is literally reading my mind. There is
this other thing though, called the iHeartRadio App. And you
can listen to us. But if you want local stuff, yeah, yeah,
you keep listening to us. And I talk about Wyoming frequently.

(01:01:41):
I'll give you good recommendations, like to like go.

Speaker 3 (01:01:43):
To the minute enough, but I mean anywhere I go,
I try to.

Speaker 8 (01:01:46):
I try to stay local.

Speaker 3 (01:01:48):
Go to the Mint, maybe Casper or Billings.

Speaker 1 (01:01:51):
Well Billy Billings in the area. Yeah, Billings, Billings more so.
They have a conservative talk station up there, so it's uh.
I interviewed actually one point for a job up there.
But yeah, they're still running. I think it's a town
Square Media who owns it? So yeah, yep, yep, yep.
But iHeart Radio App. That would be my suggestion, sir, Well,
have fun look Sheridan's a great little I call it

(01:02:13):
a little city. It's not a city by most standards,
but as far as from Wyoming standards. It's one of
the bigger ones. And uh, it's really cool. And in
the middle of Sheridan. Have you visited out there? You
already know the lay of the land.

Speaker 3 (01:02:24):
Yeah yeah, I've been there.

Speaker 1 (01:02:26):
Okay, so but for people who haven't been there, in
the in the middle in the middle of Sheridan is
a park. And in the park they have their own
elk herd and some bison, so you know you can
go harass those things too. So's lots of fun. It's
a Kendall Kendall or Kendrick park. I can't remember off
the top of my head. So we'll enjoy yourself, sir. Yeah, yeah, absolutely, yeah, yeah,

(01:02:48):
all right, listen to the iHeart Radio app. Oh my
camera fell down again. The olive garden in the Jackson
Hole is so good, like in the actual hole. I
don't think there's not unlet's say built one. There's no
olive garden shirt and cool. The nearest oligarden from where
I grew up is over two hours. Oh come on,

(01:03:08):
why you gotta make it sound like that. It's not
that bad. It just tastes better when you get there.
I told you you had to go to the Casper Mall,
and then they had an olive garden in a red lobster,
and it was like going it was like going to
the French laundry. The picture was so great. Man made
the biscuits to the breadsticks taste better. Uh, Greg, what's up?
Good morning, sir, morning.

Speaker 4 (01:03:28):
How a y'all doing good?

Speaker 1 (01:03:29):
Good? I got out a minute for you, so go ahead.

Speaker 4 (01:03:31):
The woman was making my ball, my blood boil. Because
my grandfather and mother and my dad and his brothers
and sisters grew up in eastern North Carolina be in sharecroppers, right.
And when I moved, when my dad moved to Charlotte
to Goldsborough, I crossed tobacco for three summers, and I
worked for thirty one years in one industry doing manual labor,

(01:03:52):
making pharmaceutical drugs.

Speaker 1 (01:03:54):
I can't, I can't even. I can't even pick up
your accent, your your Hispanic accent. This is they've done
a really good job of flattening the pin.

Speaker 4 (01:04:03):
Thank I from Louisiana. Yeah, oh, she just makes my mind.
I mean, oh.

Speaker 1 (01:04:09):
Gods, I hear you, sir. That's why I decided to
thank you for the clothes. Why I decided to torture
everybody with it this morning because I had the same reaction.
All Right, one more other quick called jamal. I'm just
gonna warn you I only have about a minute for you,
so fire away.

Speaker 3 (01:04:24):
I just want to wish you a happy messter week.
May you get too equals in the hole in one.
But I just want to talk about the documentary real
quick of blazing saddles. Did you know before unions came about,
when it was only one hundred and folk day and
you passed out, they could doct you a half of

(01:04:45):
Di's faith.

Speaker 1 (01:04:46):
That's on the job.

Speaker 9 (01:04:48):
Yeah, yeah, your messters, you joy your Messter's tasty.

Speaker 3 (01:04:56):
May you get eles a hole in one? The ship shot.

Speaker 1 (01:05:03):
You done?

Speaker 3 (01:05:12):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (01:05:12):
All right, all right, tap out and uh calculator. I
think that was supposed to be macho man. I think
as we normally do, as per tradition, our only tradition,
we head to the stickiest city in America where mister
Pete Callaner middays WBT is currently at how you doing, sir?

(01:05:34):
I am okay, I'm good. Why are you also sticky?
What kind of weird crap are you guys up to
down there?

Speaker 3 (01:05:41):
We love our cinnabons and cotton candy. What can I say?

Speaker 1 (01:05:45):
Yeah? It is what is stickiest city in meaning residents
are more likely to stay put than move away. Here's
what I knew. It didn't mean. I knew it didn't
mean charges attaching to repeat felons. Right, Yeah, it's not
gonna yeah, gonna be that.

Speaker 9 (01:06:02):
So not like that at all.

Speaker 3 (01:06:04):
No, in fact, in that category, we are one of
the slippery ists.

Speaker 1 (01:06:09):
Yes, yes, that is one hundred percent fair. How fascinated
are you over this Artemis thing?

Speaker 3 (01:06:14):
Man?

Speaker 1 (01:06:15):
I gotta tell you, it's been an amazing It's just
been an amazingly fun thing to talk about. And I
don't know, uh, I understand, there's nay say. By the way,
I saw one woman on Twitter essay was upset that
we're shooting rockets off when gas prices are so high.
So there's a lot of a lot of stupid people.
But but like I'm one of the Challenger kids. Do

(01:06:38):
you know what I'm saying? Yeah, yeah, yeah, So like,
but I was sitting in a restaurant when they launched
the other day, and the restaurant it's, you know, it's
pack full, you know, it's basically dinner rush and all
of a sudden they put that on the TV. There's
thirty seconds to go, and you can hear a pin
drop in there. People. People are excited again, And I

(01:06:59):
refuse to believe the negative nancies out there who are
running stories like oh, well, it's only ever white man
who went to the Moon the first time, or it
could violate some to put a moon base would violate
some treaty, and why can't the Native Americans have a
piece of it? And I'm like, well, they're Americans, then
I guess they will get a piece of it. So

(01:07:20):
where are you at on this? You given a lot
of discussion.

Speaker 3 (01:07:23):
Yeah, no, I was excited to watch it as well.
I'm a challenger kid as well. I think it's you know,
it's bewildering why, you know, we never went back to
the Moon for basically my entire life, and so yeah,
it's good to be excited about things. This is something
like we have been run through so many demoralization psyops

(01:07:48):
for forty to fifty years that people have forgotten how
to be excited about something that their country is doing.
You know, it's like it's almost like, oh that's icky,
or it's cringe, it's not cool to you know, love
America and be proud of your fellow countrymen going to

(01:08:09):
space or doing something amazing. We can't just enjoy something. Look,
this goes back to something I believed for a very
long time, which is some people are not happy unless
they are miserable. And that's what we see from so
many quarters of the population. I think they want to
just kind of crap on everything. They want to be
cynical and pessimistic, and they want to trash everything. And

(01:08:31):
the way through that is to just say, no, it's
actually this is fun, you know, celebrating that. Like this
is the same thing like when the chopper goes outside
of kid Rocks apartment or whatever and everybody is losing
their mind. But like half America looked at that and
they're like that's cool. Yeah, you know, like that's pretty cool.

(01:08:51):
Paying respect and like, hey, what's going on. Like it's
okay to love the country, it's okay to you know,
celebrate victories. And this is one of those kids. I'm
really excited about the Moon base.

Speaker 1 (01:09:04):
That's what I'm ewan Ross, you and Ross and nuke Gingridge.

Speaker 3 (01:09:08):
Yeah, the base is going to be pretty I mean,
if we can get that thing up and running first off.
I'm also and also if we get there, like I
want them first order of business. I mean, after you know,
like getting the oxygen and everything else like that set up.
I want like a museum space where they can bring
in all of the stuff that that stupp there the

(01:09:29):
first time and then put to rest the Moon Truther stuff.

Speaker 1 (01:09:33):
Oh dude, but that's never going to go away. I
don't know if you saw the video where they're trying
to get the reporter to literally touch grass on camera
to prove that it wasn't like CGI behind them.

Speaker 3 (01:09:43):
Yeah it was Michael.

Speaker 1 (01:09:44):
Noles, Michael Knowles. Yeah, I knew it was one of
those yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:09:46):
From Daily Wire. Yeah yeah, and then he did.

Speaker 1 (01:09:49):
Yeah yeah yeah. But also you're never going to convey.
I tweeted something, I'm like, what a horrible day for
the flat Earth contingent. And of course they took the bait.
Of course they checked the bank. Man, it's a disc.

Speaker 3 (01:10:03):
It's a disc.

Speaker 1 (01:10:04):
It's a flashlight shining through a dome or so. I
don't know. But no, I want to be happy, but
I want to be excited. And it's fun to joke
because there's some angry Canadian guys, yes, say or like
you stop calling the moon yours and it's like, I
don't know, we are, we're the indigenous peoples right of
the moon.

Speaker 3 (01:10:25):
Indeed we are, and you've been calling us colonizers for
quite a while, so this is kind of our jam
likes going to colonize.

Speaker 1 (01:10:32):
Well but hold on. So we're having this discussion because
the BBC check was like that was her thing. She that, God,
do you have to keep colonizing? Which is great to
hear it from somebody with a British accent, by the way,
Yeah exactly, But don't there have to be people to subjugate,
to colonize in the negative way that they imply that
word to being.

Speaker 3 (01:10:53):
Good question I was going to say in retort, Well,
maybe it's because like they view like they view Gaya
Earth as like a living entity, you know, but the
moon is basically dead.

Speaker 1 (01:11:05):
I think, yeah, yeah, there's no there's no there's nothing
spinning around in there. So unless you think the money
it's a giant base, right or an alien observation base.
So maybe, but what.

Speaker 3 (01:11:17):
If it turns out that the thing is alive and
this whole time it's been alive and now we you know,
we start building on it, and it's like, what the
heck and all of a sudden, all these you know,
like it erupts into some sort.

Speaker 1 (01:11:27):
Of like a Vin Diesel movie like Pitch Black or something. Yeah,
that'd be awful. That does not go.

Speaker 3 (01:11:33):
Well, we build you know, like they always say, you
can see the Great Wall of China from space. I
think we should build something that you can see from
from earth.

Speaker 1 (01:11:42):
Well, you know, do you you know I told the
story once this week, I'll tell it again. You know
what the CIA wanted to do in nineteen sixty right, No, no, okay,
so we wanted to we wanted to scare the Russians.
So they literally drew up plans. They drew up plans
to figure out as part of the space race. Right.
So it was it was they start talking about it

(01:12:04):
and then when Kennedy's in what sixty sixty three, did
you give the speech?

Speaker 3 (01:12:08):
Yeah, something like that.

Speaker 1 (01:12:09):
Yeah, And then so they were like, cool, once we
get there, we're going to put some atomic weapons on there,
will blow it up, the Russians will see it, it'll
scare the crap out. This is this is like part
of the document dump. Here a few years ago. Nice,
So we had some idea. I guess this is what
I'm driving at. I tell you why. There's a couple others.
I'm sorry, go ahead.

Speaker 3 (01:12:28):
Yeah, I would think it more of like just like
a big old landmark, maybe an outline of Donald Trump's head.

Speaker 1 (01:12:33):
Well, no way, hold on. Did you see the idiots
out in California where they wrote no kings on the beach?
So why can't we just you know, like f you
China or something, right, just put something out there and
then yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:12:46):
You put two ideas on this. Yeah, I'm totally open
to various ideas on this. And think about this too.
We may be alive at a point where the moon
will you will actually be able to see lights on
the Moon at night, Like there will be lights that
you will see from Earth. You know, more lights you

(01:13:08):
will see on the Moon than in North Korea for example. Right, Yeah,
that's really going to get the North Koreans. That's going
to get them upset because all these people living in
darkness and they're going to look up at the Moon
and they're gonna be like, wait, how do they have
lights up there?

Speaker 1 (01:13:22):
They'll they'll say it's a talking glacier inside a mountain
or something I don't or whatever. The origins the origin
stories are talking a cabin inside of talking glacier inside
a mountain, I believe is the origin story for dear
Leader there how are late? How by the way, two things. One,
I love that five minutes after they left, the bathroom broke.
And uh and now I want to I want you

(01:13:43):
to speculate as to which astronaut had to use the
bathroom five minutes after the road they started?

Speaker 3 (01:13:50):
No, I have no idea.

Speaker 1 (01:13:51):
Yeah, didn't we learn that?

Speaker 3 (01:13:54):
Didn't we learn that the astronauts on long trips would
wear diapers? Didn't we learn that from that crazy that
like drove across country murder.

Speaker 1 (01:14:02):
She drove from Houston to Miami. We'reing the diaper?

Speaker 3 (01:14:05):
That was?

Speaker 1 (01:14:06):
Yeah, so that was that was a wild story. No,
they were I saw a whole article about how this
is the first time that they have like a you
basically looks like it acts like a toilet. The tech
is here and it's the only private space in the
tiny little capsule. The hygiene by is what they call it.
But the most relatable story, mister Calender, is their outlook

(01:14:27):
crashing like, which begs the question why are we using
outlook on the on the Space Shuttle there.

Speaker 3 (01:14:36):
Well somebody had to fund the operation.

Speaker 1 (01:14:39):
I guess, but like.

Speaker 3 (01:14:40):
No, I don't know, Yeah, no, I am. I am
excited about all of the because it's been so long,
you know, since we've been to the Moon and the
rapid expansion of technology and knowledge, Like I'm excited to
see all of the tech and what it is able
to do in sending back video information, you know, all

(01:15:05):
that stuff. Like I'm wondering how that's going to change
the perceptions of what is up there.

Speaker 1 (01:15:11):
Well, they better get it right because everyone's mad at
the current camera work. They're upset. What you know, you
haven't heard this. People are very Why they're upset because
like they didn't feel that the cameras for the launch
were very they were expecting like CGI. I guess, I
don't know, they were like Hollywood production. But they you know,
they blip out because they're pulling nine g's or whatever,

(01:15:34):
and you know there's a video somebody shop like passenger plane.
That's good. There's like, why isn't there cameras in the capsule?
Like it's a friggin reality show. Everyone's you know, everyone,
it's to your point, people just have to be unhappy
about stuff.

Speaker 3 (01:15:49):
Right, Yeah. Yeah, Like to your point about the speed,
like they're literally going so fast that they're losing connection.

Speaker 1 (01:15:55):
Yeah, you know, like what do you one?

Speaker 3 (01:15:58):
You walk? Yeah, like you walk outside your Wi Fi
range at your house and you start dropping out and
people are expecting some sort of you know, clean feed
going you know, I don't know, but not you know,
mock three or whatever it is.

Speaker 1 (01:16:11):
Yeah. Now, I will say though, but the quality of
the cameras on the grounds is far worth, far better.
We were able to Normally, you get to see it
for about thirty forty five seconds and you're like, unless
it explodes, You're like, what's that? You could They were
to the point where the camera angle made it look
like it was coming back down to earth. They were
so tight on it because they got so far into

(01:16:31):
the curvature and that was impressive. But no, other people
are just unhappy because they're just unhappy. I gotta switched
with you because I got nine things I want to do,
and I am very curious what you think the weird
creepy sex thing. We're going to find out now about
Pam Bondi's man and Will that tradition continue.

Speaker 3 (01:16:55):
Now. Yeah, No, I'm not sure. I think yeah, I
think she wasn't. She wasn't moving fast enough on some
things that the administration wanted her to move on. And
I think she had sullied herself right out of the
gate with that une with the podcasters.

Speaker 1 (01:17:12):
Yeah, yeah, did you see there's another thing floating around
about the Swalwell thing. Did you see that?

Speaker 3 (01:17:19):
I think I did. Yes.

Speaker 1 (01:17:21):
So there is some speculation, and at this point I
just see it a speculation because it's it's sources, but
they're not named whatever, that she may have angered Trump
by giving Swalwell heads up on the FBI putting together
the doctor the Fengfeng documents, and because apparently it is
known she her and Swalwell are friends, which is crazy

(01:17:44):
to me, because Swalwell was you know, he was on
He was on the team not only trying to get
Trump over January sixth, but also was comfortable throwing people
walk through doors in prison for thirty years. So how
she thinks tipping him off isn't going to draw a
reaction from Trump of the of the angriest order is

(01:18:04):
beyond me. But again, it's that is speculation until I
see it sourced to somebody.

Speaker 3 (01:18:11):
Yeah, I have heard that.

Speaker 9 (01:18:12):
I didn't.

Speaker 3 (01:18:13):
I haven't seen anything more than like somebody, you know,
saying something on Twitter maybe about it. But yeah, so
I'm not I'm not sure, although I am curious all
the people that wanted all of the files released now
they don't want all of the files released or something.
I also saw yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Victor Davis Hanson,
he was talking in a recent podcasts the other day

(01:18:35):
about how he had been approached by fang things.

Speaker 1 (01:18:38):
I saw it.

Speaker 3 (01:18:39):
I saw that he was yeah, and he was like,
she was so obviously a honey pot trap from the
chi cooms. Can I you did not see it? You
are stupid?

Speaker 1 (01:18:49):
Can I let me say? Because I there was a
thought that popped in my head. I watched it. I
if I'm Victor Davis Hanson, who for those of you
who don't know who it is, he is, how old
is he?

Speaker 3 (01:18:59):
What?

Speaker 1 (01:19:00):
Seventies?

Speaker 3 (01:19:00):
He's pushing Yeah, he's pushing eighties?

Speaker 1 (01:19:02):
Got okay? Yeah? If something looks like yeah, I understand,
and I think it's a brilliant guy. I love I
love watching this stuff. If I'm Victor David is Hanson
and some little hot you know, little fang fang locks up.
Of course I'm reading that as a honey trap, do
you know what I'm saying. But if you're a swallwell,
you're a young guy, you're not very smart, and you

(01:19:23):
got an ego a mile wide, it's not the same thing.
You know what I'm saying. You're Victor Davis Hanson, You're smarter,
but you're also like, why is this, you know, twenty
eight year old smoke show talking to me. Something's up?
Whereas with swallwell, maybe it doesn't click his fast.

Speaker 3 (01:19:39):
Yeah maybe, I mean it was this was what twenty
years ago?

Speaker 1 (01:19:42):
Well, sure, yeah, there would be okay the fine, but
still there's enough of a differential there you get to
ask questions. It's all that I'm saying. That's all I'm saying.
All right, Uh, we agree, disagree. Maybe I don't think
that the birthright citizenship things go to work out for
the Trump administration.

Speaker 3 (01:20:02):
Yeah, I mean, I'm not a professional court watcher. I'm
not a legal expert, but I've seen people that are,
you know, on the conservative side, and they're saying like
this is probably going to stand in some in large measure,
if not completely or they may try to punt it,
you know, and say, well, you know, this is a
separation of powers thing. The law says this, that came
later and whatever. So but I mean, you know, like something,

(01:20:26):
something has to be done. When you've got you know,
now what three hundred thousand people that have come in
been born and then gone back to their home countries.
You've got China playing a long game with this birth
tourism thing where they I mean, think about it. Somebody
can come from China and they are by the like
by the thousands. They come in, they have their babies,
they go back and are raised in China by the

(01:20:48):
party leaders and such, and now they can vote, and
they can get their mail in ballots and they can
affect the outcome of elections. They could even run one
of them for president of the United States.

Speaker 1 (01:20:58):
Right, Yeah, so you're never going to get in. I
don't know societally that a constitutional amendment will ever happen again,
let alone you know, undoing one for another like we
did with prohibition. And things are just too tight. So effectively,
if I guess I've hear the Democrats and you think
this is a dandy idea, you've permanently won this because

(01:21:20):
I don't know what there's nothing they can do. Right, Well,
I got thirty seconds.

Speaker 3 (01:21:25):
I'm like, Yeah, Ireland dealt with this very same question
as recently as two thousand and five, and they have
like seventy nine percent of their voters make it through
the parentage rather than location, than being born on the soil.
So it can be changed, and I think it would
be popular, but someone's got to push it.

Speaker 1 (01:21:42):
Yeah, all right, Well we'll leave it there. Have a
good rest of your day, sir. We'll talk next week. Yeah,
happy either you too. All right, we'll be right back.
Hang out, hit man, team, fixers, handlers, I don't know
whatever you want to call mercenaries more so than anything
involving former Special Force soldiers living in San Diego, uh,

(01:22:04):
you know, having some I think one of the guys
or two of the guys or ex seals, so it's
probably where they were deployed out of. Uh let's see here,
all right. So check this out. Special Forces commando at
heart of one point five million dollar a month mercenary
killing unit funded by royal family. I told you it

(01:22:30):
was crazy, dude, Ross, This is a movie, right. If
this thing blows up to a bigger story. You make
a movie out of this, right, it's got every you got.
You got the you know, the the commandos, you got
the murders, you have the h the uh United Arab Emirates,
that's who they were working for, allegedly and killing people

(01:22:52):
on behalf and I mean they were doing all the
stuff in the movies. They were, uh they were. They
would put bombs on cars and explode people. They do,
so you know, they were a wetwork team. Let's see, Uh,
what's the seal. The seal's name gol On Abraham, Uh yeah,
Abraham Golon and Isaac Gilmour started Spear Operations Group in

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San Diego after they left the military. And the only
reason this came to light is they botched an operation.
They were as they were supposed to kill a member
of the Yemen House of Representatives and they were gonna
blow his car up and I don't know if if
it was just timing or what, but he ended up

(01:23:43):
exiting the car right before it exploded, so he survived.
He's now in hiding because the United Arab Emirates wants
to murder him, I guess. And you know they probably
got other teams as well. So while this guy's receiving
one and a half million the head of it, the
other mercy, they were paying him forty k a month

(01:24:03):
to fly around the world murder people. Once the deal
was reached. For remembers of the military recruit it offered
forty thousand a month plus bonuses to take part in
the killing team. You know, one of my very good
friends growing up, he moved. He moved to Buffalo, Wyoming

(01:24:24):
in high school. And he had an older brother, and
like much older. Like there was a huge differential. I
would to say he was like almost fifteen years older,
and he was a mercenary. He was ex military. I
can't remember he served in some special forces, but he
was a he was immersed. I don't think he was

(01:24:45):
running around doing this, but that's what he did for
a living. And I remember every now and then he'd
come back and that was a I would say, that
was a hard dude. I liked. His name was Greg,
I'll just say that his first name. I liked him.
But he was like, he was a very intimidating individual
and that's what he did for a living. I know

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he doesn't do it anymore. He did for a long time,
and I remember his mom hated it obviously because if
you're a mom, you know once your kid being a
mercenary clearly. But yeah, so let's see here. The group
also had a private chartered a private jet that they
kept at Teeterborough Airport in New Jersey so that they

(01:25:27):
could on moments notice powered out. It was at that's
where they found the jet when they got busted. I
don't know if they kept it there, but but yeah,
they had a jet at the ready that was provided
by the UAE's family and a royal family and the guy,
the guy in Yemen. By the way, the guy in
Yemen they tried to kill their unsuccessful doesn't sound like

(01:25:49):
a good dude. He's apparently a muckety muck in the
Muslim Brotherhood, which is a terrorist organization. But yeah, that's
how this whole thing unraveled. There's a lot more to
this story. It is is the top story on the
New York Post website too, so if you want to
check that out after the show. Gotta wait for the
show to be over. Okay, okay, did you rush you

(01:26:13):
see the story where they're like the world's oldest living
or land animal died that giant tortoise. Yeah, I did
see that this morning. Yes, Okay, it didn't it's fake news.
They literally had to issue a statement saying the turtle
didn't die.

Speaker 2 (01:26:26):
Who's trying to kill the turtle or spread the fake
news about the dwine? This is what I'm asking.

Speaker 1 (01:26:32):
Well, they think it was April fools, but it just
wasn't a good April fools like that bottom of the
barrel April fools right there. So the turtle is very
much alive for how much longer I I don't know,
So I'm ready to hear is taken out by a
commando unit. It was Yeah, no, they were. They were

(01:26:52):
absolutely convinced that this this turtle, this tortoise died. Man
and BBC had to issue a retraction. CNN had to
issue a returth So the CNN will retract stuff. That's amazing.
There is a threshold. But yes, Jonathan is alive on
Saint Helena. In fact, the the governor of Saint Helena,

(01:27:14):
the island there, had to is the one who issued
the statement because apparently he was also a tourist draw
and Sat Lena is one of the hardest places to
go on Earth. So like tourists like to go just
because of the trat you travel to. It's so crazy.
But nope, he's fine turtles very much. Okay, So April
Fools on that. And I love this story not because

(01:27:35):
for the crime part of it, but because it's like
grand theft auto levels of ridiculousness. Indiana. Man steals bud
light truck, leads police on chase, eventually slamming into police cruiser.
A mancuse is stealing a beer truck led deputies on
a chase in Indiana before apparently they pulled the cruisers

(01:27:59):
across the is gonna stop. So now he's charged with
All he wanted was beer, And now he's charged with
attempted murder, auto theft, and operating while intoxicated. Oh he
wanted more beer? Excuse me? And I had to check
this story too because it happened on April Fool's Day

(01:28:19):
and so I had to go like multi sourceh but
there's video of it. So, um, what does this say?
Man really hit five stars in a bud light truck?
Is that a video game reference? Attempted murder with a
beer delivery vehicles A sentence I didn't expect to read.
I know, I know. Also who steals bud light Let's see,

(01:28:43):
you know, if you're gonna steal it, if you're gonna
steal a truck, I'm gonna steal like, give me, give me?
Is there a Guinness truck? I get down with that
Jamison truck. The only person that probably would be maybe
Boston Paul pri thinks is a good idea. That's about it. Yeah,
so's he's probably gonna go to jail for a long time.
And you know how they eventually white ended up crashing too.

(01:29:05):
They hit it with stopsticks and that worked. They got
all the eighteen wheels, I guess. So, yeah, don't steal
bud light trucks, go on a police chase and then
try to murder police with said bud light truck, or
your future is largely screwed. Okay, let's see here, all right,

(01:29:26):
let's do this. This will time out. Let's go and
grab Ray Stagic from the weather channel. Ray, what's going on.

Speaker 9 (01:29:33):
Sir Casey?

Speaker 8 (01:29:35):
We are doing okay, don't want to get too much
into the weeds about drought and needing rainfall. We can
keep beating that drum for the foreseeable future. It does
look like, however, we will get at least to some showers,
some thundershowers over this upcoming weekend. Again today, I think
they're gonna hold off for most of us, just a
small chance later a pop up shower, storm cloud, sunshine,

(01:29:56):
and low eighties. Tomorrow, mostly sunny load to mid eighties,
and it is Easter Sunday where we get that better
chance of thunderstorms and showers. We do need the rainfall,
so I think right now would be the morning hours
if you do have that outdoor easter egg hunt plan,
that's when you should.

Speaker 1 (01:30:12):
Probably do it.

Speaker 8 (01:30:12):
Better chance of rain in the afternoon. And I think
we're going to reset next week and get into a
week where we're gonna have plenty of dry weather and
sunshine as this big high settles back in and some
comfortable days back to seasonable temperatures in the sixties right
through mid week, and maybe some overnight loads that could
get down to the thirties by right now, let's say
Wednesday morning, casey.

Speaker 1 (01:30:33):
All righty, thank you sir, to appreciate it, and we'll
come back with Bloomberg News next. I did have a
good laugh yesterday though, when people were piling on that
dude from Canada who ended up going viral because he
said Americans should have their internet taken away. Who because
they keep saying our moon. And then people were pointing
out that it's our internet too, because we invented that

(01:30:56):
as well, and so I did retweet that, Yeah, I'm
stalling for time. By the way, what is up with
the animatronic? What is going on with the animatronics at Disney?
So the first you had the ole off animatronic who
just died right in the middle of it, And now
Rapunzel's being assaulted by crows, which is kind of crazy,

(01:31:17):
by the way, cause like birds. There was a story
earlier this week where you should put googly eyes on
your cooler and food at the beach to keep seagulls away.
But you know there's some truth to that, you know, birds,
that's why we use scarecrows write anything that kind of
looks like a human. The Rapunzel doll looks like a human,
and these crows didn't give a crap man, and they're

(01:31:40):
stealing all her hair. I'm sure to make nests or whatever,
but can you imagine can you imagine you got your
kid there at Disney? You just watched olof kickoff. You're like,
all right, well, let's go over to wherever the I
don't even know. Is it a ride where they have
rapunzels or just one of those big things there. I
don't know. It's like, oh, there's the from the Tangled

(01:32:01):
or whatever the movie was, and she's been eaten by
crows like it's you know, like it's Alfred Hitchcock's the birds.
I'm telling you man, that would be I would be
absolutely scarring for a child. All Right, we good to go.
Oh no, are we having it? Oh we might be
having some issues there, so oh yeah, we'll get her

(01:32:21):
till fifty three. Since I did hit it a little
early today. Oh yeah, it's good Friday. The market's closed today.
I swear I told her I talked to her tomorrow,
But now that I think about it, I think she
might have said Monday to me, Ross is checking is
very important thing here. All right, Well that means I

(01:32:42):
gotta grab this other story. I didn't think I was
going to get to but I guess we're going to
get to it. Markets are closed, Okay, I'm dumb. Do
you want to do you want to pretend to be
Denise or you just want to pretend to be a
wrestler today. I understand that you row. Oh wait, hold on,
here we go, all right, tell us, tell us, though

(01:33:05):
I don't think she'd ever come back. Ross is gonna
get in trouble, get in trouble. Oh man, all right.
So this is uh, this is interesting. I watched I
actually watched, like, there's a business channel on YouTube that
kind of does you know, they do different corporate profiles.
I think they do a good job, and they talk
about the evolution of the business and I had no

(01:33:28):
idea what's going on with Nike. Dude. It's bad though,
like they were tracking Nike, but really from you know,
the beginning, right, it's this running thing. It's all about running.
And then they go and get Jordan and clearly that
worked out, and then just the evolution and the growth
of Nike. Nike's on the cusp of not being here.

(01:33:49):
And in fact, what was very interesting to me is
other than their campus and some corporate stores, Nike doesn't
own anything. They in fact, the value of their company,
according to their own you know, corporate documents, is the
name Nike and the Swish are are their two most

(01:34:10):
valuable assets. And that and that includes again the Beaverton,
Oregon campus. There they own no factories, nothing, and they
were just showing since Phil Knight left all the horrible
decisions they've made. In fact, the trainer shoes rights, which
are very popular where it's you know, kind of hiking
boot on the bottom, and then tennis shoe up top,

(01:34:35):
which is this huge, huge, huge emerging aspect of it. Nike,
the guy who came up with them the idea, went
to Nike to try to sell it to him, and
Nike basically throw them all out out of their offices.
And then I started thinking, can you imagine, because it's
been basically my lifetime, I can't imagine not having Nike

(01:34:56):
be a thing it was. It was just it's it
was everywhere. Obviously they were connected with all the big athletes.
That was the other thing too. They pointed out that
they've had some of their biggest uh like do you
know their buildings at the campus are named after the
various big athletes, like or the field and they have

(01:35:17):
a soccer field that's a Ronaldo field. There's a Michael
Jordan building obviously, but they've had to unname because they
had Lance Armstrong that was a problem Tiger Woods. I mean,
I don't know if they unnamed in that case, but uh,
you know, clearly, clearly he was, you know, peak, the
peakest thing I ever saw with Nike. And Ross probably

(01:35:38):
won't remember this because he's not a golf watcher, but
I know that those of you who watched golf, Tiger
made a chip shot one time and it was a
It was a It was a crazy difficult chip shot,
just because there's a huge slope on this on the screen.
If you leave it short, is coming right back to you,
and he just but you have to only you have
to land at literally just a few in on top

(01:36:00):
of the shelf or it blows by the hole. And
he hit it so perfectly. It in slow motion, it
looked like it was rolling, and it had the Nike
swish on the ball and at the very last second,
and I mean it took almost a second to make
up its mind, which is an eternity when a golf
ball is rolling it perfectly horizontally, vertically, had the Nike

(01:36:25):
swish pointed right at the camera, almost to the point
where you're like, this is fake. If I had not
been watching it live, I'd be like, this is this
is AI in this day and age, I would be
and it was just it's just perfect. And I'm like,
I remember just thinking, I'm like, dude, somebody at Nike's
getting a raise kissing the botus.

Speaker 2 (01:36:45):
Imagine going, let you know, back in time, nineteen ninety five. Yeah,
I'm telling you know, nineteen ninety five, you that in
you know, X amount of year whatever it is, that
Nike won't be Nike might not be a thing anymore.
You wouldn't believe yourself, you bill your nuts.

Speaker 1 (01:36:58):
Yeah, I mean it'll take a while if, in fact
is what will happen is what a larger brand will
buy it because there is still value. I didn't realize
that the Jordan's and air Force one stuff is is
they spun it off. It's its own entity even though
it's under the same So I'm not sure how that
works and that actually still continues to be strong. But

(01:37:18):
you know, they'll be absorbed by another brand and then
you'll you'll squeeze whatever you can out of it and
then it goes away. But you're right, I you you
couldn't have convinced me and when I was in high
school that Nike wouldn't be there. One day, I'd never
believe you.

Speaker 2 (01:37:33):
So you walk around the gym now, and it might
be because when I go, No, I take that back,
because I go sometimes early morning and sometimes in the afternoon. Yeah,
and you'd be like, you go to the gym, and
you would assume it's all like Nike. There's so many
people now just wearing like new balances and.

Speaker 1 (01:37:45):
That, and that used to be the joke that you
were the old man because it got the new balances, right.
That's not the case anymore. I just buy I literally,
I just I literally have them physically here because I
was showing Ross up on him, so I had them.
I had literally deliver here. I just so I just
bought new uh you know, training shoes. I didn't even

(01:38:05):
look at Nikes. I didn't even look at Nikes.