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Episode Transcript
All right, you've seen them. They're probably on your car
right now. Love bugs. Woo! love bug season is back
and we put this together for those of you who
already have washed them off but still may have some
corrosion in your paint.
Speaker 2 (00:17):
For sure i uh i've been through the car wash
three times this week and i still had some of
my on.
Speaker 1 (00:22):
My grill last night i know it's crazy this year
and they are traveling in pockets in swarms and if
you hit one you know so here you go in honor.
Speaker 3 (00:36):
Of the Love Bugs. by two and side by side
(01:04):
out on the interstate you just can't hide those little
black bugs they're joined at the butt but when they
hit your car they leave nothing but guts so I'm
not gonna drive or do anything all I can say
(01:27):
is Love bugs stink.
Speaker 2 (01:30):
Love bugs stink.
Speaker 1 (01:32):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (01:32):
Yeah, yeah.
Speaker 2 (01:34):
Love bugs stink.
Speaker 1 (01:35):
Love bugs stink.
Speaker 3 (01:36):
Hell yeah. Yeah, yeah. Love bugs stink.
Speaker 2 (01:40):
Love bugs stink.
Speaker 3 (01:42):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (01:42):
Yeah, yeah.
Speaker 3 (01:44):
Love bugs stink.
Speaker 1 (01:46):
Love bugs stink.
Speaker 2 (01:48):
Yeah, yeah.
Speaker 3 (01:51):
See, they don't bite. And they don't sting. But they're
bumping uglies this time of spring. They start off as one.
And then there's two. Now there's a million and they're
coming for you. See, there's no time to swerve and
(02:15):
there's no.
Speaker 1 (02:16):
Time to think.
Speaker 3 (02:18):
All I can say is love bugs stink. Love bugs stink.
Speaker 1 (02:24):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (02:25):
Yeah, yeah.
Speaker 1 (02:27):
Love bugs stink.
Speaker 2 (02:28):
Love bugs stink.
Speaker 3 (02:30):
Hell yeah. Yeah, yeah. Love bugs stink. Yeah. Yeah, yeah,
love bugs sting.
Speaker 1 (02:38):
Love bugs sting.
Speaker 3 (02:40):
Yeah, they do. Yeah, yeah, love bugs sting. Whoa.
Speaker 1 (02:49):
And it ends with a massacre.
Speaker 2 (02:51):
That was me on the way to Northport this week. Man,
I like that, David.
Speaker 3 (02:56):
So there you go.
Speaker 1 (02:57):
With a little help on Meredith Michaels in the background vocals.
You should have seen us recording that yesterday. All the
salespeople are within about 20 feet of this booth.
Speaker 3 (03:07):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (03:08):
And we're in here yelling.
Speaker 3 (03:09):
Love bug stay.
Speaker 1 (03:10):
I mean, yelling out loud.
Speaker 2 (03:13):
Okay, David, inevitably people will call and say, where can
we hear that? Should I pull this and put it
on our podcast right now?
Speaker 1 (03:20):
Yeah, I think we could maybe get a little video
to it too. I saw a really clever, you showed
me the buy one, get one free Publix love bug special. Yes.
They're joined at the butt. And there you go. That's
a WSRZ exclusive. And as you listen to that, I
think you know now. We're guaranteed human. WSRC Coral Cove.
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