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Speaker 1 (00:00):
We are now able to text you back.
Speaker 2 (00:03):
Stranger Danger 96893.
Speaker 3 (00:05):
96893. But you got to start it with DM. And
that's every time. Some people forget that.
Speaker 2 (00:12):
And usually when it's your first time, I'll write back
and say, hey, what's your name?
Speaker 1 (00:16):
I want to save you. Start your reply with DM.
I give them a little reminder. There you go. It's
called service over here.
Speaker 3 (00:22):
So if you missed it moments ago, we told you
about DoorDash launching what they call Cringe Mart. And it's
for those embarrassing products. And I'm telling you, let me
say get off my lawn. And these kids nowadays will
never know what it's like to go into a drugstore
and have to buy a bunch of other products to
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disguise the embarrassing one that.
Speaker 1 (00:48):
You're buying as well.
Speaker 2 (00:50):
Sure, it's like apples, band-aids, banana, lube, burp. Like I
always try to like hide it in..
Speaker 1 (00:57):
Hide it in there somehow.
Speaker 3 (00:59):
Yeah, back in the day, especially if it was like
a magazine or something, it was always, I'll take a
stick of gum, I'll take a comb, and oh yeah,
let me just have that publication.
Speaker 2 (01:11):
My great-great-uncle loves this magazine.
Speaker 1 (01:13):
I'm picking it up for him. He can no longer walk. Oh,
you just played, hmm, hmm, what is that? I'll take
one or two of those.
Speaker 4 (01:20):
Yeah, yeah.
Speaker 2 (01:21):
No, the one next to Cosmo that has the thing
in front of it to block what it is for
children's eyes.
Speaker 1 (01:27):
I'd like to take a gander at that one.
Speaker 3 (01:28):
Also, these 19 Heath bars. I think it would be
a nice distraction.
Speaker 1 (01:33):
I read in front of the articles. So there you go.
Speaker 3 (01:38):
They're having this thing called Cringe Mart. And I guess
four million people have ordered all kinds of essentials that
otherwise they'd be embarrassed to do.
Speaker 1 (01:49):
And a lot of them are like medically related.
Speaker 4 (01:52):
Oh, boy.
Speaker 5 (01:52):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (01:53):
There's some medications that I don't think I'd want to
show my face to pick up. Yes.
Speaker 3 (01:58):
There's something that has to do with crabs, and it's
not the seafood.
Speaker 1 (02:01):
It's not the seafood. But there you go.
Speaker 3 (02:04):
You won't have to stand at a counter and look
someone in the eye as you ask for these items.
Speaker 1 (02:09):
Young people have it so cushy, man.
Speaker 2 (02:12):
We used to have to go in and look in
the eyes of another human.
Speaker 1 (02:15):
Yes.
Speaker 3 (02:16):
Now, just hop online to Cringe Mart. It's 107.9 WSRZ
Game Time.
Speaker 1 (02:23):
Coming up in minutes.
Speaker 2 (02:25):
Our text line is blowing up about Cringe Mart. Robin's
point was... Can't you just Amazon things that are embarrassing
to you? Sometimes you need them now, especially in a
personal emergency. And Lego lady on the text line said,
I knew my husband was a keeper when he not
only picked up feminine products for me, but also brought
back chocolate. So now the text chat is saying, how
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are we going to know if our potential partners are
keepers if we can't send them to the store for
horrible things?
Speaker 3 (02:53):
You think that would be a good test for a
guy at the beginning of a relationship?
Speaker 1 (02:57):
I would, yes, for sure.
Speaker 2 (02:59):
Because if they're like, ew, I'm not buying that, you're like, oh,
you're not a real man.
Speaker 1 (03:03):
Oh, move along. Real men buy Kotex.
Speaker 5 (03:08):
You know what?
Speaker 1 (03:08):
That's a hill I will die on.
Speaker 3 (03:10):
I have a radio promo shirt that says exactly that.
Speaker 1 (03:13):
It was an endorsement. Not for me. My husband was like,
they have sport mode?
Speaker 5 (03:18):
What's sport mode?
Speaker 1 (03:19):
Because there's sport lunch. Like, what is happening? You know
what I'm going to do? I'm going to moonwalk out
of this conversation. Get ready for game time with David
Jones and Meredith Michaels. Your Never Board Games.
Speaker 3 (03:31):
Okay, kids, in the prize vault, we're sending you to
a raise game.
Speaker 1 (03:36):
This is exciting. So exciting.
Speaker 2 (03:38):
And like I said, you don't have to worry about
the weather or anything that that crazy Florida sky is doing.
Speaker 1 (03:44):
Just go to the game. There you go. All right,
listen up. Song sentences today.
Speaker 3 (03:51):
If you recognize these lyrics, please feel free. Call in 888-599-1079.
Play for bragging rights on the free iHeartRadio app and
our talkback line.
Speaker 1 (04:08):
Here's the song.
Speaker 4 (04:11):
On the ice blue line of insanity is a place
most never see. It's a hard-won place of mystery. Touch it,
but you can't hold it. You work all your life
For that moment in time.
Speaker 1 (04:30):
Wow. 888-599-1079.
Speaker 2 (04:34):
And again, that's to see the Tampa Bay Rays take
on the Padres Friday, August 28th.
Speaker 1 (04:39):
Touch it, but you can't hold it.
Speaker 3 (04:42):
You work all your life for that moment in time.
We wish you luck on today's game time.
Speaker 4 (04:49):
On the ice blue line of insanity is a place
most never see.
Speaker 1 (04:54):
It's a hard one place. Of mystery, touch it.
Speaker 4 (04:58):
But you can't hold it. Your work, all your life
for that moment in time.
Speaker 1 (05:06):
Good morning. Do you have a guess? Maniac, isn't it?
Speaker 3 (05:11):
Maniac from Flashdance is correct.
Speaker 1 (05:16):
Great job.
Speaker 2 (05:17):
What's your name?
Speaker 5 (05:19):
Devin.
Speaker 1 (05:20):
Devin, you're going to see The Rays. We've got two
tickets for you.
Speaker 2 (05:25):
Cool.
Speaker 1 (05:25):
Nice. Hold on, Devin.
Speaker 4 (05:27):
Cool.
Speaker 1 (05:28):
Pretty cool.
Speaker 3 (05:28):
I'm going to get the leg warmers ready to go
next for today's song sentence.
Speaker 1 (05:33):
It's WSRZ.
Speaker 3 (05:35):
I didn't know DoorDash drivers really kept track of everything
that they're delivering, especially in the embarrassing department. Here's one
we got on our talkback line.
Speaker 5 (05:45):
Good morning, David and Meredith. This is misinformation. I do
DoorDash sometimes. And I think the most embarrassing slash cringe
delivery I ever did was a box of feminine supplies,
a pregnancy test, a bag of hot Cheetos, and a
bag of chocolate candies.
Speaker 1 (06:06):
She was covering all bases.
Speaker 5 (06:08):
Hope you guys have a great day.
Speaker 1 (06:10):
You think that was dependent on the results?
Speaker 2 (06:12):
It's like I'm either having cravings because I'm pregnant or
I'm hormonal because it's my time.
Speaker 1 (06:18):
So I'm going to get all of the above.
Speaker 3 (06:20):
I have chocolate to celebrate either way, depending on how
you're feeling.
Speaker 1 (06:24):
So there you go. Thank you for all those. Cringe
Mart coming
Speaker 3 (06:28):
To DoorDash this week, actually, which is pretty amazing.