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Speaker 1 (00:00):
I'm Scott Voorhees here with Lucy Chapman. Jim Rose still
in the studio, and you can grab a microphone anytime
you want to. Actually, wouldn't mind picking your brain about
something there, Jim here on news radio eleven ten kfab
because Lucy and I were discussing this the other day.
If President Trump said we're gonna release the UFO files,
and people like Neil deGrasse Tyson, who kind of looks
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like an alien, says that he wouldn't be surprised by
anything in these files unless they'll be accompanied by an
actual alien, which he says is not going to look
like these humanoid creatures you usually see in the Hollywood movies,
says the guy who kind of looks like a humanoid
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creature you see in Hollywood movies, Neil deGrasse Tyson, the
renowned astrophysicist who has proven to be a huge lefty,
But he says the files will be anti climactic. My
assessment is President Trump could come out and say, yes,
we have been visited by aliens. Here are some pictures
of the autopsies we've been doing. You're right, it's all
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right there at Roswell New Mexico area fifty one, and
here are some pictures of spacecraft. Some of the stuff
you've seen out in the light sky have been aliens,
and they love finding people in rural areas of Arkansas
and checking to see what's in their rectums. They love
that stuff. They can't get enough of it. But we
haven't seen them in a few years, and we hope
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they're doing well. And I think the American people would
look at that and go, I'll be damn, and then
we just go run on with our lives because I
don't think what are we going to do with that information.
Speaker 2 (01:35):
Okay, let's all go to Roswell, New Mexico and check
them out like zoo animals.
Speaker 1 (01:40):
That isn't going to happen.
Speaker 2 (01:42):
How many people are really interested in this, I'll be
honest with you, Scott, I don't think many. I think
most Americans today worry about what's right in front of them.
They worry about their job, their kids, their neighbors, their backyard,
their property, taxes, their healthcare. They worry about what's going
on with their kids at school. What are their kids
looking at on them our phones. I think if you're
over fifty, you're worried about retirement and social security and
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hanging on to your job and whether you'll be able
to handle the technological revolution that's coming, and is AI
going to replace me? And how do I get in
front of the AI bus. That's how Americans function today.
Now they get inundated with negative stuff about their leaders,
partly self inflicted, but most Americans they go, oh, okay, well,
I kind of thought all along we weren't the only
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ones in the universe. I guess it's true.
Speaker 1 (02:27):
I know many of us live lives of quiet desperation.
We just try and put a little sav on it
by taking substances we shouldn't not get in any sleep,
trying to lose weight, not working out, but still wanting
to lose weight, getting rid of that bluffin top. That's
the tube tube and talking about it. Elp ones for that,
and it's kind of binge watching bad TV shows. But
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don't you think that dynamic might change a little bit
if they say, you're right, we have been visited. There
is life out there. The truth is out there, there
are life on other planets, and one of those planets
might be Mars. And we're gonna go. We're sending Vice
President vance to go have a summit with the Martian leader.
Speaker 2 (03:07):
Yeah, Rubio was gonna go, but he had to see
the pope.
Speaker 1 (03:10):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (03:10):
I think there would be a lot of curiosity and
people would say, Okay, well, are these the only ones?
Speaker 1 (03:15):
Do we know about other ones? I've never thought and
I kind.
Speaker 2 (03:18):
Of grew up in the astronaut space age. I never
thought we were the only ones here. That there's gotta
be other forms of life somewhere in the universe.
Speaker 1 (03:27):
If it's infinite, that means there's another Scott Vorhees and
another gym Rows having this exact conversation in infinite amount
of times across time.
Speaker 2 (03:36):
I think there is another world out there. I think
there is another universe out there. And the other thing
that might happen is if they all came clean and said, yeah,
you know Independence Day, that was true. Those guys rolled
in and we captured one of them, and now they're
coming back to get them. I think people would say, well,
how long to till we can go up there and
see them make a road trip?
Speaker 1 (03:54):
Are they okay? Are they cool? They do they want
to kill us? Are they cool? You know?
Speaker 2 (03:58):
I mean, are they gonna be all right? The Husker fans.
You know what, can we have sex with them?
Speaker 1 (04:02):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (04:03):
You know how open are they to you know, intergalactic
infidelity stuff like that. This is what most Americans would
wonder about for about a day. And then if they
don't have access to them, they don't have access to
get into that other planet or that other solar system
or that other universe, They're going to go, Okay, now,
how do I lose this fifteen pounds by my high
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school reunion?
Speaker 1 (04:27):
Since you mentioned it and longtime listeners to this program
realized that I'm going to bring this up. You mentioned
the movie Independence Day, which I think had the most
realistic depiction of anything in any film in Hollywood, not
just about aliens but anything. I mean, people look at
Saving Private Ryan and go wow. They that storming of
Omaha Beach. What an incredible scene there at Normandy, Yes,
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But in Independence Day, I feel we had the most
realistic depiction of human life in any movie ever. Was
Here comes the alien craft. It's over all these some
major world cities, and it's over Los Angeles, and people
are out looking up, going, oh my gosh, that everything
that we knew has been wrong. The aliens are here.
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In the right above us. And then two things happen.
Will Smith's girlfriend goes to work. She's a stripper, she's
in the strip club. There are guys in the strip club,
which I felt was probably just about the most real thing. Well,
the aliens are here. Everything we knew about are we
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alone in this galaxy? Is completely wrong. We have no
idea what their intentions are. Well, I gotta go take
my top off, and guys are like, how about that?
There's aliens? Well, you guys doing you want to go?
It's this dollar twinkie night down at the Rusty Zipper.
Let's head down to the club. See what's going to
There's aliens.
Speaker 2 (05:56):
In the sky ready to shoot us. These guys are
in the club thinking two more.
Speaker 1 (06:03):
I just thought that was amazing.
Speaker 2 (06:04):
Yeah, now, that was a fine depiction of the American
way of life, and how Air Force one was just
able to elude the explosion as it left DC incredible.
Speaker 1 (06:14):
I love that movie.
Speaker 2 (06:15):
It was a great movie. It was I said, it
was very rich and compelling. And then, of course, we
won't blow the ending for people who haven't seen it yet.
Speaker 1 (06:22):
We won I see you just blew the ending. Well,
they made a second one that is not as good. No,
it's not good at all. Uh. Do we have Vivica
a Fox makers pancakes on this program? She is the
actress in that scene and was a previous guest in
this program. I guess I didn't ask her to make
me pancakes, all right? So President Trump says, Yep, we're
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giving you the UFO files. You won't believe it. Yeah,
what are we gonna do with that? Well? I have
a series of stories here involving people who have seemingly
lost their ever loving brains. One of them was pretty
close to President Trump. We'll start there next. Scott Fords
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News Radio eleven.
Speaker 3 (07:06):
Ten k FA.
Speaker 1 (07:09):
Regarding the UFO files and whether there's life out there
and what learning that? Oh yeah, there's aliens all over
the place. You won't believe it. I get along very
well with them. President Trump releases the UFO files. What
that would do to our lives? In churches, cafes, basements
all over the country, lucy people are gathering over tea,
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coffee snacks to not only distract themselves from whatever is
going on in their lives over the news, but they're
embracing a topic that is generally not something people discuss
in polite circles, and that is death called death cafes,
and they're growing, so growing movement that creates informal spaces
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for strangers to get together and discuss death.
Speaker 3 (08:00):
For what purpose? I mean, are these people that are dying?
Are they terminal?
Speaker 1 (08:04):
No? I'm sure some of them are. But it's just
they get together and they say.
Speaker 3 (08:11):
Look, because you couldn't do that before.
Speaker 1 (08:14):
Can't avoid it, Let's get together and talk about our
feelings on it. That's right.
Speaker 3 (08:20):
Hey, if that's that just sounds like another gimmick.
Speaker 1 (08:22):
I don't know if people are going well, I'm.
Speaker 3 (08:25):
Sure they are, but it's not like you needed this
place to go to, this death cafe. You could speak
about death anywhere the death cafe.
Speaker 1 (08:36):
These are people who I hope that they at least
mix in not just today on National Day of Prayer,
but also in their lives. You know, there are answers
for some of these questions. Throwing it out there now,
there are some people who have lost their ever loving minds.
Let's talk about them.
Speaker 3 (08:55):
First one don't look at me when you say that.
Speaker 1 (08:58):
Let's talk about the other ones. First, one was pretty
close to the president. The other Day a Secret Service
officer who helped secure the golf tournament this past weekend
down to Miami where the President was there along with
a golden Trump statue there at the Blue Monster golf
Course at Durrell. This is a Secret Service officer who
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was there to assist in securing the golf course for
the President of the United States. He did that and
then was arrested himself after guests in the sixth floor
hallway of the Double Tree by the Hilton found him
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naked in the hallway. Sometimes you lock yourself.
Speaker 3 (09:47):
Out, that was my first thought.
Speaker 1 (09:49):
Yeah, I mean that's probably what he tried to tell them. No, no, no, no, sorry,
I just I was naked. I had to leave my
room for a moment to I thought there was a
snake in my room, and I jumped out of the room.
I didn't know what else to do. Door locks behind me,
I didn't have my key. I happened to be naked. Yeah, well,
if that's the case, why are you having your way
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with yourself? Because that's the state they found him in.
He was, shall we say, whittling there in the hallway,
naked and engaging in self activity. That's a little more
difficult to explain. Wow, I thought I had the haunt
of virus on me right here, and so I was
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trying to brush it off aggressively. I think I'm good.
Speaker 3 (10:38):
Most people just dump their trees out there.
Speaker 1 (10:42):
That's a euphemism with which I am not familiar. So
that's a secret service officer's.
Speaker 3 (10:47):
Kind of a hotel room.
Speaker 1 (10:49):
Well yeah, okay, we're talking about two different things. So
that guy is he's in trouble. We had the guy
here the IHOP Server one and twentieth ISSU and Center
location in Omaha. This last summer. He was working at
ihop and he stabbed a couple of customers. He said
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it was self defense. Okay, I imagine that could certainly happen.
So they I don't know if the guy who worked
there knew that there was camera footage of what happens inside.
I hop yeah. And so they're like, all right, well,
let's thankfully for your sake, let's take a look at
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the camera. Oh no, no, no, no, no, you don't. We
don't need to do that. Just take my word for
it self defense. The AFFI David said that the quote
interior camera footage showed the entirety of the incident, and
that was inconsistent with his statement.
Speaker 3 (11:49):
So he worked there and didn't know that there were cameras.
Speaker 1 (11:53):
I guess not.
Speaker 3 (11:55):
Sometimes you don't know everything that goes on in your
place of business.
Speaker 1 (11:58):
Yeah, he didn't like ram them through or anything like that.
I don't know what he's stuck them with. But you know,
the people are okay and probably not real thrilled at
not just the service they received that day, but also
the sentence handed down by a judge here in Omaha yesterday.
This guy stabbed two customers at the restaurant. He got
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twelve months of probation.
Speaker 3 (12:22):
Wow.
Speaker 1 (12:23):
Yeah, wow, twelve months probation.
Speaker 3 (12:27):
Judge his name.
Speaker 1 (12:29):
Judge Hug, A thug.
Speaker 3 (12:31):
I'm just well, I'm just thinking if I ever, if
I ever committed crime. I mean, I'm going to have
a list of judges that i'd like to be in
front of.
Speaker 1 (12:39):
You know who the judge probably was. I don't have
a name for you, but I have a type. Okay,
someone who worked in the restaurant industry.
Speaker 3 (12:48):
You're probably right, what did you do?
Speaker 1 (12:50):
I stabbed a couple of customers? Yeah, I'm good with it.
Speaker 3 (12:54):
Well, we don't have all of that.
Speaker 1 (12:55):
Prosecutors, like, don't you want to hear our side of
the story. I mean this guy, Nope, I've heard enough.
He's fine, try not to do it again.
Speaker 3 (13:03):
My guess is it got knocked down to like an
assault or something.
Speaker 1 (13:07):
Misdemeanor assault. Yeah, I don't know what he stabbed him with,
but you.
Speaker 3 (13:13):
Are chicken finger.
Speaker 1 (13:14):
Yeah, I'm sure someone will probably sue. I hop when
you hired this guy and trained him, did you tell
him not to stab the customers? Well, we thought that
was implied. Did you tell him you're gonna get all
you can drink coffee at ie hoop?
Speaker 3 (13:32):
Now, but we still don't know why. It wasn't over
the tip or anything.
Speaker 1 (13:35):
It's already a bottomless cup of coffee. I don't know
why he said it was self defense. Okay, they just
kept asking for butter.
Speaker 3 (13:49):
Ah.
Speaker 1 (13:51):
Now you got here's another person who lost their ever
loving mind. Do you ever drive a teacher crazy?
Speaker 3 (13:58):
Not knowingly?
Speaker 1 (13:59):
You ever see a tea teacher lose it?
Speaker 3 (14:01):
Yes?
Speaker 1 (14:02):
You saw it. Yeah, you want to tell us that story.
Really it was back.
Speaker 3 (14:06):
In the seventies. Just here as your imagination.
Speaker 1 (14:08):
It was a few years ago. So I think it's
okay you can. I mean, I've seen some teachers lose
their temper. I don't know that I've ever seen a
teacher lose his or her.
Speaker 3 (14:22):
Cool threw him up against the blackboard.
Speaker 1 (14:26):
Yeah, well, student teachers used to do that.
Speaker 3 (14:28):
Yeah, that's that's what I mean. It was the seventies.
Speaker 1 (14:31):
That's different.
Speaker 3 (14:31):
My little brother's teacher locked him in a closet in kindergarten.
Speaker 1 (14:37):
Right, if I'm that kid's dad, I come down there
and go, all right, what did he do? And there
is an answer that I would take as a parent
to be like that was justified to me. Don't worry,
missus Nelson. I'll take it from here. And then that's
how it used to go. Now you had a lot
of teachers losing their minds.
Speaker 3 (14:55):
There was really Now they have a good reason to.
Speaker 1 (14:58):
Oh yeah, there was a really good teacher here in
Omaha a year or maybe two ago. He's a good teacher,
good guy. Students loved him. But there were a couple
of students who were shouting. These are two black students
shouting the N word at each other and uh, and
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he said, asked him to stop. So then they called
him the N word and he lost his coool and
was saying, you think it's okay to use that word?
And he used the word, and he's a white teacher,
and suddenly these students who are tossing this around like
cant like like Shriners throwing candy around in a parade,
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suddenly were offended. So they got together, so they yes,
so they he repeated the word back to them, said
the word, and they're like.
Speaker 3 (15:50):
Oh, they're best friends now.
Speaker 1 (15:53):
Yeah. No, no, that teacher is gone.
Speaker 3 (15:56):
But the kids, the students are best friends now, so
he fixed it.
Speaker 1 (16:00):
They were probably best friends before.
Speaker 3 (16:02):
That's so the guy got fired for using.
Speaker 1 (16:07):
Lost his word, Yeah, lost his cool. And now I
didn't say you got fired. I said the teacher is gone. No,
I I don't know what happened to him, off the
face of the earth. Gone. Well somebody does, Nope, no
one does.
Speaker 3 (16:23):
Ask the aliens.
Speaker 1 (16:24):
Here's a woman just wamp the aliens?
Speaker 3 (16:29):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (16:31):
Or is that a special alien language?
Speaker 3 (16:33):
No, there's no aliens.
Speaker 1 (16:36):
Woman is banned from teaching. I'll just read the report. Here.
Here's what it says, Nottingham, England.
Speaker 3 (16:48):
Oh curd, very posh.
Speaker 1 (16:50):
A woman is banned from This would sound better if
I read it in an English.
Speaker 3 (16:54):
Do it?
Speaker 1 (16:54):
Do it well? Govern It's the only English accent I know.
That's Liverpool, ck van Dyke, Cockney.
Speaker 3 (17:01):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (17:02):
Woman is banned from teaching after she chugged gin in
front of her students and then threw up. Throw up
the intention, I don't know. She was accused of drinking
alcohol while teaching. She told, you need to Yeah. She
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told the Teaching Regulation Agency panel discussing whether or not
she should still teach, that it was a wattle water
bottle that was half filled with gin and lemon left
over from her birthday weekend. At the end of the day,
she took a swig from the bottle, realized it was alcohol. Okay,
one swig, But then she told the panel she couldn't
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stop drinking it because the students would then realize what
it was.
Speaker 3 (17:53):
That is creative? What that's creative.
Speaker 1 (17:58):
She drank about a third of the and that's when
she threw up. She was slurring her speech, she was staggering.
She said the students were not listening to her, and
she was terrified of the class.
Speaker 3 (18:16):
Good for everybody that recognized she was drunk, so that
means it's not the normal state. So that's good. That
part's good.
Speaker 1 (18:24):
Yeah, students, I'm guessing probably started paying closer attention to
her as she had more and more to drink from
that water bottle. But the Teaching Regulation Agency heard her excuse. Well,
I had I had to keep drinking it because if
I stopped, then the students would realize that what it
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was and what grab it and drink it themselves. So
I had to throw myself on this alcohol sword by
drinking all of it so the students wouldn't get it.
Speaker 3 (18:55):
I don't know, that is just so creative. I kind
of gotta give her a pass on it. That's so creative.
Speaker 1 (19:02):
Well, the teaching panel did not. She is banned from teaching. Surely. Oh,
I do have another guy who lost his mind. All right,
we'll work this in here real quick. This is the
guy who he tried to kill his wife this isnt
Tennessee and then fled into the woods near his neighborhood.
Speaker 3 (19:24):
So he tried to kill her. So he did something too,
tried to kill her she was injured or something or dead.
Speaker 1 (19:28):
Whatever, and then fled think he shot her.
Speaker 3 (19:30):
And then he Okay, I just want to make sure
I'm getting all the people right, all the characters.
Speaker 1 (19:38):
He shot his wife and as she tried to escape
from him in her car so he was able to
drive off. He followed in this truck until he crashed
and racked the vehicle. Wife's gonna be okay, and then
he runs off into the woods with I guess he
goes home, he gets more guns and AMMO and then
flees into the woods. He was described as a survival
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a survivalist, and someone who could live for years based
on just having guns and the woods at his disposal.
So the police are going to look for him, thinking,
here's a guy who's not dangerous, violent and apparently right
at home in the dark, scary Cragley woods. Turns out
he's no longer a survivalist. He's dead by his own hand.
Speaker 3 (20:26):
So nobody saw that coming.
Speaker 1 (20:28):
Yeah, they So they found him and said he is
no longer a threat to the public. Yeah, that'll usually
do it. In case you heard that story of police
are looking for a guy in the woods in Tennessee,
they're not anymore. Fox News Update next Scott Boys News
Radio eleven kfab I'm always not not excoriating people, I'm encouraging.
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I'm encouraging people to be an informed voter when you
when you go and vote, and you should go and
vote if you care at all. And you can't say
I don't get into politics. Yeah you do. Every time
you fill up your car, every time you drop off
your kid at school, every time you go and buy
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processed food, medicine. It's all politics. I don't know that
you could give me an example of any single thing
that doesn't have some root in politics. Don't try I'm
for some reason not in the mood to be challenged.
Speaker 3 (21:28):
I'm not going to try that.
Speaker 1 (21:29):
Okay, see so there. If Lucy's not even gonna take
my challenge, then then that challenge doesn't exist. Every You
can't you can't cop out and say, well, I don't
get involved in politics. You cannot get involved in the
entrenching yourself and this party or that party and automatically
assuming the other one's the enemy. That's fine, that's not
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what I'm talking about. But as much as I'm encouraging
people to be good, informed, educated voters, passionate, I think
I'm probably going to not vote for someone in the
legislative primary race in my district out in northwest Omaha.
Speaker 3 (22:11):
TA You talking about just primary?
Speaker 1 (22:13):
Yeah, just the primary on Tuesday. I'm probably not gonna
by not voting for someone. I guess you could say
you're voting against them. So I admit I will probably
end up voting against this candidate simply because I get
nineteen text messages an hour telling me to vote for
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this candidate. Nope, I was fine. I was willing to listen.
I looked at the what it was being asserted. Hey,
if you vote for this candidate, life will be better
as we know it. Your your son will get taller,
and you'll be an NBA prospect, just what you always wanted.
Vote for this candidate and this legislative race. But about
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the twenty seventh time per hour I got that text,
I'd fight this guy in the street.
Speaker 3 (23:04):
I'm voting in the primary simply have to vote against
some people as well. There are just some people I'm
not one hundred percent sure who I want to actually
get the job.
Speaker 1 (23:16):
But I know who.
Speaker 3 (23:16):
I don't.
Speaker 1 (23:19):
Who.
Speaker 3 (23:20):
I'm not telling you. I'm not going to tell anyone.
Speaker 1 (23:24):
I'm not going to throw a name out there because
I don't I don't even know this person who makes
the best pizza. Which candidate are we talking aboutportant? I
thought you were switching gears. No, no, yeah, I don't
know the I don't know who this person is. I
don't know anything about them. I just know that I
get fifty thousand texts a day encouraging me to go
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vote for this person on Tuesday because they might my
number is on some list, and I get all the
text messages. Do you get text messages like political spami
text messages? Why do I get all these?
Speaker 2 (24:04):
You?
Speaker 1 (24:04):
I do you?
Speaker 3 (24:06):
Yeah, you're on more lists than I am. I do.
I do get them, not that often. I am talking
about the money being spent on online advertising, which is fun.
Get absolutely, do whatever you want with your money.
Speaker 1 (24:23):
We're all we're all online. We certainly have a lot
of political ads on the radio here on eleven ten kfab,
and that's that's great. Let's get your message out. I mean,
you can't all be guests on Gene s Douth's kfab
comment line. So sometimes you got to get your message
out and be able to direct that messaging and buying
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an ad is the best way to do it. We've
got a lot of happy people be very willing to
help you out with that. Yeah, absolutely, but stop texting
me and I'm and don't you dare tell me you
can delete that text and market as spam. Nope, that
sets them off. They're like, up, the guy at this
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number at the four h two two five three number
just said he doesn't like us spam and him, well,
guess what as the nature?
Speaker 3 (25:18):
You know?
Speaker 1 (25:18):
Because you say, well put your number on the do
not call or do not text list, that doesn't apply
for politics. They can hit you up, they can call,
they can text as many times as they want. And
I promise you they are that petty. If they get
a notification back that this number tried to block you,
they like, release the bots. You're gonna get even more.
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There's nothing you can do about it. So, just like
with all things in politics, I guess you just take it.
Speaker 3 (25:48):
No, I think that it is all. I think it
all works together because of the ads that I see
that maybe has motivated me a little bit a little
bit more to get out to the primary. So I
think that it all works. It may just not work
the way they want them to work. But all ads,
they all work.
Speaker 1 (26:10):
Last year, No not last year, yeah, last year in
the city primary election. Getting all these text messages from
the Jeans Douther from your campaign and I blocked. I
said delete Marcus spam and then block. And I got
home from work and I'm walking into the house and
guess who is in my bushes? Jean Stouther jumps out
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of the bushes, going Scott, that's not fair. I'm gonna
tell you. I'm like whoa. Jean Stouth has entered the
studio for the kfab comment line, which takes over in
just over twenty minutes from now. Let's talk about another
thing that's rooted in politics that I don't do. I
don't engage in this, and I think that a lot
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of people who do look pretty stupid while doing it,
but they seem to enjoy it. And there are a
lot of things I do that look and sound pretty stupid.
I'll ask you to mind your business, and I'll do
my best to mine mine. Fair. So, the FDA, the
Food in Drug Administration, announced their first authorization of fruit
(27:13):
flavored e cigarettes. As you might know, the vaping people said,
we want to have vape cartridges and e cigarettes that
have a really nice like a watermelon or strawberry, you know,
some some sort of really nice fruit vegetable, you know, squash,
(27:35):
I don't know whatever it is. It's a whole selection
of things. I want an e cigarettes. I don't know.
I'm just trying to throw out.
Speaker 3 (27:41):
All the zucchini cigarettes are coming out. Can't wait?
Speaker 1 (27:47):
What is that kumquat? So these eat cigarettes they put
them out and they're like, are you got mango, blueberry
and all this stuff? And immediately the anti smoking, vaping
chewing advocates said, no, if you put this stuff out
there and it tastes good, then kids will want it.
(28:08):
I got news for you. As soon as you put
something out there and say this is not for kids,
they want it. It doesn't matter what It doesn't matter
what it tastes like. Case in point, someone told me
when I was whatever age you think is somewhat not
completely inappropriate for basis of this story at that age,
(28:31):
then I should try chewing tobacco. And I said, well,
Mom said try everything. She was talking about Brussels sprouts
at the time. So I tried chewing tobacco and I
chod on it for a moment before I immediately spat
it out gross didn't want it. Week or two later,
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someone else this was apparently I was hanging out with
a bunch of people with chaw Someone else grabbed a pouch,
and it was the kind of a setting where we
were out in a lake and someone, a fellow person
who is not old enough to engage in this behavior,
said I'm gonna have a dip, Scott, you want one,
(29:14):
and I said, absolutely not. I tried that a couple
of weeks ago. It tasted like a horse's rear end,
and they said, oh no, no, no, you had the
bad stuff. Try this, This is good. This tastes like mint.
I was like, oh well, I like mint, and so
I put in you fell for it nice. My second
and final dip in my life, This one lasted a
(29:38):
moment or two longer before I spit that into the lake,
and I said, that tastes like a minty horse's rear end.
But some people like horses rear ends, and so there
are people that do that. The point I'm making is
that it doesn't matter if any of this stuff tastes
good has a good flavor attached to it. Why did
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I do these things to begin with? Because I wasn't
supposed to. So I tried it. I didn't like it, thankfully,
I didn't like it. I also didn't like smoking, and
I've never really been much of a big drinker, so
I didn't I didn't get into it. But as an adult,
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sometimes adults maybe want to try some of the stuff
that's legal. They're of age, You like, I wouldn't mind
injecting this particular stimulant into my body in a variety
of different ways. And you know, is it too much
to ask that it might taste good? I like a
mango flavored, like an icy snow cone, one of those
(30:43):
Hawaiian tropical snow icy things. I like a mango one
doesn't hurt your teeth eventually by the third one. So
I guess if I were to try vaping, I might
be interested in a mango one. Adults like fruity flavors, Yes,
So why can't adults have them? Because Kugel want them,
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kids want them anyway, Why can't adults?
Speaker 3 (31:08):
Law won't let them buy them?
Speaker 1 (31:10):
I know, but they still Yeah, let's think back to
our youth. It was against the law to have a beer.
How many did you have? Me too? So it would
have been nice, I guess as an adult if you
wanted to, if you already do this stuff, to have
something that tastes like blueberry, if you like blueberries, the
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snosberries tastes like snosberries. You can have a snosberry uh
vaping cartridge. And the idea that we can't allow any
of the stuff because it'll drive underage vaping. They're already vaping,
and a lot of the stuff they're vaping is marijuana.
It's not legal on any level, and they're doing it
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all the time. So the Trump administration said that's dumb,
and they're allowing the authorization of fruit flaa E cigarettes,
which I don't do. I'm not interested in, and quit
trying to you know, get me to do it in
the back alley and some after school special. Hey, man,
(32:11):
she wants some blueberry vaping cartridge?
Speaker 3 (32:14):
What do you do with chasing the dragon?
Speaker 2 (32:16):
A man?
Speaker 3 (32:17):
You want to remember that one?
Speaker 1 (32:18):
You want a mango e cigarette? No, man, I don't.
I don't do mango e cigarettes.
Speaker 3 (32:23):
And then you ran all the way home.
Speaker 1 (32:25):
You want to be cool, don't you. Yeah, stop doing
that to me. So now they're allowing it, and you
can get something that tastes better than Horse's patuit or
minty horses patuit. Just try and keep it away from
your middle school kids. The kfab comment line with jeans Dodd,
(32:48):
they're coming up here. Worst the emails, this one sent
to Scott at kfab dot com unsigned is said Scott,
no one cares please talk about pizza, said, you brought
up pizza.
Speaker 3 (33:00):
Yeah, I have. I put a post up about pizza.
Speaker 1 (33:04):
I've been distractingly hungry all morning. Well, I don't know.
Speaker 3 (33:07):
Why have you noticed that pizza places around Omaha? The
crust is getting really soggy.
Speaker 1 (33:18):
I don't mind. I like, I wish that. I mean,
I like the crust where they put the cheese inside
the crust. You know what they could do to make
it better though, instead of just putting cheese inside the crust,
just put more pizza in there.
Speaker 3 (33:34):
Pizza.
Speaker 1 (33:34):
Yeah, well, no, I eat the pizza and you're like, oh,
I guess I'll have the crust. What's in this crust?
It's more pizza. You get more pizza inside the crust.
Isn't that great?
Speaker 2 (33:43):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (33:43):
I like, I don't understand.
Speaker 3 (33:45):
That's what the cheese is like. You get the cheese inside,
and then you get a side of dipping sauce, which
is just pizza sauce.
Speaker 1 (33:50):
As I just told you, I don't like dipping. We
just talked about that. Well, do you know what I
don't understand these people who like the really really really
thin crust pizza place. Why do you not like are
you talking lev or just yeah, it's all kind of
the same thing. It's I just I don't I like
a I like a big crust. Okay, Monica emails regarding
(34:17):
getting the text messages about politics. As my phone is
in my Democrat daughter's name, I was getting a lot
of Democrat candidate text messages. Instead of replying, stop, I
started replying and I, quote from the email, stop trying
to murder my president unquote. Guess what, no more texts.
(34:38):
Hope this helps really sign Monica. Thanks Monica. Uh, we'll
see how that's gonna put me on another list.
I'm Scott Voorhees here with Lucy Chapman. Jim Rose still
in the studio, and you can grab a microphone anytime
you want to. Actually, wouldn't mind picking your brain about
something there, Jim here on news radio eleven ten kfab
because Lucy and I were discussing this the other day.
If President Trump said we're gonna release the UFO files,
and people like Neil deGrasse Tyson, who kind of looks
(00:22):
like an alien, says that he wouldn't be surprised by
anything in these files unless they'll be accompanied by an
actual alien, which he says is not going to look
like these humanoid creatures you usually see in the Hollywood movies,
says the guy who kind of looks like a humanoid
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creature you see in Hollywood movies, Neil deGrasse Tyson, the
renowned astrophysicist who has proven to be a huge lefty,
But he says the files will be anti climactic. My
assessment is President Trump could come out and say, yes,
we have been visited by aliens. Here are some pictures
of the autopsies we've been doing. You're right, it's all
(01:03):
right there at Roswell New Mexico area fifty one, and
here are some pictures of spacecraft. Some of the stuff
you've seen out in the light sky have been aliens,
and they love finding people in rural areas of Arkansas
and checking to see what's in their rectums. They love
that stuff. They can't get enough of it. But we
haven't seen them in a few years, and we hope
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they're doing well. And I think the American people would
look at that and go, I'll be damn, and then
we just go run on with our lives because I
don't think what are we going to do with that information.
Speaker 2 (01:35):
Okay, let's all go to Roswell, New Mexico and check
them out like zoo animals.
Speaker 1 (01:40):
That isn't going to happen.
Speaker 2 (01:42):
How many people are really interested in this, I'll be
honest with you, Scott, I don't think many. I think
most Americans today worry about what's right in front of them.
They worry about their job, their kids, their neighbors, their backyard,
their property, taxes, their healthcare. They worry about what's going
on with their kids at school. What are their kids
looking at on them our phones. I think if you're
over fifty, you're worried about retirement and social security and
(02:04):
hanging on to your job and whether you'll be able
to handle the technological revolution that's coming, and is AI
going to replace me? And how do I get in
front of the AI bus. That's how Americans function today.
Now they get inundated with negative stuff about their leaders,
partly self inflicted, but most Americans they go, oh, okay, well,
I kind of thought all along we weren't the only
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ones in the universe. I guess it's true.
Speaker 1 (02:27):
I know many of us live lives of quiet desperation.
We just try and put a little sav on it
by taking substances we shouldn't not get in any sleep,
trying to lose weight, not working out, but still wanting
to lose weight, getting rid of that bluffin top. That's
the tube tube and talking about it. Elp ones for that,
and it's kind of binge watching bad TV shows. But
(02:49):
don't you think that dynamic might change a little bit
if they say, you're right, we have been visited. There
is life out there. The truth is out there, there
are life on other planets, and one of those planets
might be Mars. And we're gonna go. We're sending Vice
President vance to go have a summit with the Martian leader.
Speaker 2 (03:07):
Yeah, Rubio was gonna go, but he had to see
the pope.
Speaker 1 (03:10):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (03:10):
I think there would be a lot of curiosity and
people would say, Okay, well, are these the only ones?
Speaker 1 (03:15):
Do we know about other ones? I've never thought and
I kind.
Speaker 2 (03:18):
Of grew up in the astronaut space age. I never
thought we were the only ones here. That there's gotta
be other forms of life somewhere in the universe.
Speaker 1 (03:27):
If it's infinite, that means there's another Scott Vorhees and
another gym Rows having this exact conversation in infinite amount
of times across time.
Speaker 2 (03:36):
I think there is another world out there. I think
there is another universe out there. And the other thing
that might happen is if they all came clean and said, yeah,
you know Independence Day, that was true. Those guys rolled
in and we captured one of them, and now they're
coming back to get them. I think people would say, well,
how long to till we can go up there and
see them make a road trip?
Speaker 1 (03:54):
Are they okay? Are they cool? They do they want
to kill us? Are they cool? You know?
Speaker 2 (03:58):
I mean, are they gonna be all right? The Husker fans.
You know what, can we have sex with them?
Speaker 1 (04:02):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (04:03):
You know how open are they to you know, intergalactic
infidelity stuff like that. This is what most Americans would
wonder about for about a day. And then if they
don't have access to them, they don't have access to
get into that other planet or that other solar system
or that other universe, They're going to go, Okay, now,
how do I lose this fifteen pounds by my high
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school reunion?
Speaker 1 (04:27):
Since you mentioned it and longtime listeners to this program
realized that I'm going to bring this up. You mentioned
the movie Independence Day, which I think had the most
realistic depiction of anything in any film in Hollywood, not
just about aliens but anything. I mean, people look at
Saving Private Ryan and go wow. They that storming of
Omaha Beach. What an incredible scene there at Normandy, Yes,
(04:52):
But in Independence Day, I feel we had the most
realistic depiction of human life in any movie ever. Was
Here comes the alien craft. It's over all these some
major world cities, and it's over Los Angeles, and people
are out looking up, going, oh my gosh, that everything
that we knew has been wrong. The aliens are here.
(05:13):
In the right above us. And then two things happen.
Will Smith's girlfriend goes to work. She's a stripper, she's
in the strip club. There are guys in the strip club,
which I felt was probably just about the most real thing. Well,
the aliens are here. Everything we knew about are we
(05:36):
alone in this galaxy? Is completely wrong. We have no
idea what their intentions are. Well, I gotta go take
my top off, and guys are like, how about that?
There's aliens? Well, you guys doing you want to go?
It's this dollar twinkie night down at the Rusty Zipper.
Let's head down to the club. See what's going to
There's aliens.
Speaker 2 (05:56):
In the sky ready to shoot us. These guys are
in the club thinking two more.
Speaker 1 (06:03):
I just thought that was amazing.
Speaker 2 (06:04):
Yeah, now, that was a fine depiction of the American
way of life, and how Air Force one was just
able to elude the explosion as it left DC incredible.
Speaker 1 (06:14):
I love that movie.
Speaker 2 (06:15):
It was a great movie. It was I said, it
was very rich and compelling. And then, of course, we
won't blow the ending for people who haven't seen it yet.
Speaker 1 (06:22):
We won I see you just blew the ending. Well,
they made a second one that is not as good. No,
it's not good at all. Uh. Do we have Vivica
a Fox makers pancakes on this program? She is the
actress in that scene and was a previous guest in
this program. I guess I didn't ask her to make
me pancakes, all right? So President Trump says, Yep, we're
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giving you the UFO files. You won't believe it. Yeah,
what are we gonna do with that? Well? I have
a series of stories here involving people who have seemingly
lost their ever loving brains. One of them was pretty
close to President Trump. We'll start there next. Scott Fords
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News Radio eleven.
Speaker 3 (07:06):
Ten k FA.
Speaker 1 (07:09):
Regarding the UFO files and whether there's life out there
and what learning that? Oh yeah, there's aliens all over
the place. You won't believe it. I get along very
well with them. President Trump releases the UFO files. What
that would do to our lives? In churches, cafes, basements
all over the country, lucy people are gathering over tea,
(07:32):
coffee snacks to not only distract themselves from whatever is
going on in their lives over the news, but they're
embracing a topic that is generally not something people discuss
in polite circles, and that is death called death cafes,
and they're growing, so growing movement that creates informal spaces
(07:56):
for strangers to get together and discuss death.
Speaker 3 (08:00):
For what purpose? I mean, are these people that are dying?
Are they terminal?
Speaker 1 (08:04):
No? I'm sure some of them are. But it's just
they get together and they say.
Speaker 3 (08:11):
Look, because you couldn't do that before.
Speaker 1 (08:14):
Can't avoid it, Let's get together and talk about our
feelings on it. That's right.
Speaker 3 (08:20):
Hey, if that's that just sounds like another gimmick.
Speaker 1 (08:22):
I don't know if people are going well, I'm.
Speaker 3 (08:25):
Sure they are, but it's not like you needed this
place to go to, this death cafe. You could speak
about death anywhere the death cafe.
Speaker 1 (08:36):
These are people who I hope that they at least
mix in not just today on National Day of Prayer,
but also in their lives. You know, there are answers
for some of these questions. Throwing it out there now,
there are some people who have lost their ever loving minds.
Let's talk about them.
Speaker 3 (08:55):
First one don't look at me when you say that.
Speaker 1 (08:58):
Let's talk about the other ones. First, one was pretty
close to the president. The other Day a Secret Service
officer who helped secure the golf tournament this past weekend
down to Miami where the President was there along with
a golden Trump statue there at the Blue Monster golf
Course at Durrell. This is a Secret Service officer who
(09:20):
was there to assist in securing the golf course for
the President of the United States. He did that and
then was arrested himself after guests in the sixth floor
hallway of the Double Tree by the Hilton found him
(09:42):
naked in the hallway. Sometimes you lock yourself.
Speaker 3 (09:47):
Out, that was my first thought.
Speaker 1 (09:49):
Yeah, I mean that's probably what he tried to tell them. No, no, no, no, sorry,
I just I was naked. I had to leave my
room for a moment to I thought there was a
snake in my room, and I jumped out of the room.
I didn't know what else to do. Door locks behind me,
I didn't have my key. I happened to be naked. Yeah, well,
if that's the case, why are you having your way
(10:11):
with yourself? Because that's the state they found him in.
He was, shall we say, whittling there in the hallway,
naked and engaging in self activity. That's a little more
difficult to explain. Wow, I thought I had the haunt
of virus on me right here, and so I was
(10:32):
trying to brush it off aggressively. I think I'm good.
Speaker 3 (10:38):
Most people just dump their trees out there.
Speaker 1 (10:42):
That's a euphemism with which I am not familiar. So
that's a secret service officer's.
Speaker 3 (10:47):
Kind of a hotel room.
Speaker 1 (10:49):
Well yeah, okay, we're talking about two different things. So
that guy is he's in trouble. We had the guy
here the IHOP Server one and twentieth ISSU and Center
location in Omaha. This last summer. He was working at
ihop and he stabbed a couple of customers. He said
(11:11):
it was self defense. Okay, I imagine that could certainly happen.
So they I don't know if the guy who worked
there knew that there was camera footage of what happens inside.
I hop yeah. And so they're like, all right, well,
let's thankfully for your sake, let's take a look at
(11:31):
the camera. Oh no, no, no, no, no, you don't. We
don't need to do that. Just take my word for
it self defense. The AFFI David said that the quote
interior camera footage showed the entirety of the incident, and
that was inconsistent with his statement.
Speaker 3 (11:49):
So he worked there and didn't know that there were cameras.
Speaker 1 (11:53):
I guess not.
Speaker 3 (11:55):
Sometimes you don't know everything that goes on in your
place of business.
Speaker 1 (11:58):
Yeah, he didn't like ram them through or anything like that.
I don't know what he's stuck them with. But you know,
the people are okay and probably not real thrilled at
not just the service they received that day, but also
the sentence handed down by a judge here in Omaha yesterday.
This guy stabbed two customers at the restaurant. He got
(12:19):
twelve months of probation.
Speaker 3 (12:22):
Wow.
Speaker 1 (12:23):
Yeah, wow, twelve months probation.
Speaker 3 (12:27):
Judge his name.
Speaker 1 (12:29):
Judge Hug, A thug.
Speaker 3 (12:31):
I'm just well, I'm just thinking if I ever, if
I ever committed crime. I mean, I'm going to have
a list of judges that i'd like to be in
front of.
Speaker 1 (12:39):
You know who the judge probably was. I don't have
a name for you, but I have a type. Okay,
someone who worked in the restaurant industry.
Speaker 3 (12:48):
You're probably right, what did you do?
Speaker 1 (12:50):
I stabbed a couple of customers? Yeah, I'm good with it.
Speaker 3 (12:54):
Well, we don't have all of that.
Speaker 1 (12:55):
Prosecutors, like, don't you want to hear our side of
the story. I mean this guy, Nope, I've heard enough.
He's fine, try not to do it again.
Speaker 3 (13:03):
My guess is it got knocked down to like an
assault or something.
Speaker 1 (13:07):
Misdemeanor assault. Yeah, I don't know what he stabbed him with,
but you.
Speaker 3 (13:13):
Are chicken finger.
Speaker 1 (13:14):
Yeah, I'm sure someone will probably sue. I hop when
you hired this guy and trained him, did you tell
him not to stab the customers? Well, we thought that
was implied. Did you tell him you're gonna get all
you can drink coffee at ie hoop?
Speaker 3 (13:32):
Now, but we still don't know why. It wasn't over
the tip or anything.
Speaker 1 (13:35):
It's already a bottomless cup of coffee. I don't know
why he said it was self defense. Okay, they just
kept asking for butter.
Speaker 3 (13:49):
Ah.
Speaker 1 (13:51):
Now you got here's another person who lost their ever
loving mind. Do you ever drive a teacher crazy?
Speaker 3 (13:58):
Not knowingly?
Speaker 1 (13:59):
You ever see a tea teacher lose it?
Speaker 3 (14:01):
Yes?
Speaker 1 (14:02):
You saw it. Yeah, you want to tell us that story.
Really it was back.
Speaker 3 (14:06):
In the seventies. Just here as your imagination.
Speaker 1 (14:08):
It was a few years ago. So I think it's
okay you can. I mean, I've seen some teachers lose
their temper. I don't know that I've ever seen a
teacher lose his or her.
Speaker 3 (14:22):
Cool threw him up against the blackboard.
Speaker 1 (14:26):
Yeah, well, student teachers used to do that.
Speaker 3 (14:28):
Yeah, that's that's what I mean. It was the seventies.
Speaker 1 (14:31):
That's different.
Speaker 3 (14:31):
My little brother's teacher locked him in a closet in kindergarten.
Speaker 1 (14:37):
Right, if I'm that kid's dad, I come down there
and go, all right, what did he do? And there
is an answer that I would take as a parent
to be like that was justified to me. Don't worry,
missus Nelson. I'll take it from here. And then that's
how it used to go. Now you had a lot
of teachers losing their minds.
Speaker 3 (14:55):
There was really Now they have a good reason to.
Speaker 1 (14:58):
Oh yeah, there was a really good teacher here in
Omaha a year or maybe two ago. He's a good teacher,
good guy. Students loved him. But there were a couple
of students who were shouting. These are two black students
shouting the N word at each other and uh, and
(15:20):
he said, asked him to stop. So then they called
him the N word and he lost his coool and
was saying, you think it's okay to use that word?
And he used the word, and he's a white teacher,
and suddenly these students who are tossing this around like
cant like like Shriners throwing candy around in a parade,
(15:41):
suddenly were offended. So they got together, so they yes,
so they he repeated the word back to them, said
the word, and they're like.
Speaker 3 (15:50):
Oh, they're best friends now.
Speaker 1 (15:53):
Yeah. No, no, that teacher is gone.
Speaker 3 (15:56):
But the kids, the students are best friends now, so
he fixed it.
Speaker 1 (16:00):
They were probably best friends before.
Speaker 3 (16:02):
That's so the guy got fired for using.
Speaker 1 (16:07):
Lost his word, Yeah, lost his cool. And now I
didn't say you got fired. I said the teacher is gone. No,
I I don't know what happened to him, off the
face of the earth. Gone. Well somebody does, Nope, no
one does.
Speaker 3 (16:23):
Ask the aliens.
Speaker 1 (16:24):
Here's a woman just wamp the aliens?
Speaker 3 (16:29):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (16:31):
Or is that a special alien language?
Speaker 3 (16:33):
No, there's no aliens.
Speaker 1 (16:36):
Woman is banned from teaching. I'll just read the report. Here.
Here's what it says, Nottingham, England.
Speaker 3 (16:48):
Oh curd, very posh.
Speaker 1 (16:50):
A woman is banned from This would sound better if
I read it in an English.
Speaker 3 (16:54):
Do it?
Speaker 1 (16:54):
Do it well? Govern It's the only English accent I know.
That's Liverpool, ck van Dyke, Cockney.
Speaker 3 (17:01):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (17:02):
Woman is banned from teaching after she chugged gin in
front of her students and then threw up. Throw up
the intention, I don't know. She was accused of drinking
alcohol while teaching. She told, you need to Yeah. She
(17:23):
told the Teaching Regulation Agency panel discussing whether or not
she should still teach, that it was a wattle water
bottle that was half filled with gin and lemon left
over from her birthday weekend. At the end of the day,
she took a swig from the bottle, realized it was alcohol. Okay,
one swig, But then she told the panel she couldn't
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stop drinking it because the students would then realize what
it was.
Speaker 3 (17:53):
That is creative? What that's creative.
Speaker 1 (17:58):
She drank about a third of the and that's when
she threw up. She was slurring her speech, she was staggering.
She said the students were not listening to her, and
she was terrified of the class.
Speaker 3 (18:16):
Good for everybody that recognized she was drunk, so that
means it's not the normal state. So that's good. That
part's good.
Speaker 1 (18:24):
Yeah, students, I'm guessing probably started paying closer attention to
her as she had more and more to drink from
that water bottle. But the Teaching Regulation Agency heard her excuse. Well,
I had I had to keep drinking it because if
I stopped, then the students would realize that what it
(18:46):
was and what grab it and drink it themselves. So
I had to throw myself on this alcohol sword by
drinking all of it so the students wouldn't get it.
Speaker 3 (18:55):
I don't know, that is just so creative. I kind
of gotta give her a pass on it. That's so creative.
Speaker 1 (19:02):
Well, the teaching panel did not. She is banned from teaching. Surely. Oh,
I do have another guy who lost his mind. All right,
we'll work this in here real quick. This is the
guy who he tried to kill his wife this isnt
Tennessee and then fled into the woods near his neighborhood.
Speaker 3 (19:24):
So he tried to kill her. So he did something too,
tried to kill her she was injured or something or dead.
Speaker 1 (19:28):
Whatever, and then fled think he shot her.
Speaker 3 (19:30):
And then he Okay, I just want to make sure
I'm getting all the people right, all the characters.
Speaker 1 (19:38):
He shot his wife and as she tried to escape
from him in her car so he was able to
drive off. He followed in this truck until he crashed
and racked the vehicle. Wife's gonna be okay, and then
he runs off into the woods with I guess he
goes home, he gets more guns and AMMO and then
flees into the woods. He was described as a survival
(20:02):
a survivalist, and someone who could live for years based
on just having guns and the woods at his disposal.
So the police are going to look for him, thinking,
here's a guy who's not dangerous, violent and apparently right
at home in the dark, scary Cragley woods. Turns out
he's no longer a survivalist. He's dead by his own hand.
Speaker 3 (20:26):
So nobody saw that coming.
Speaker 1 (20:28):
Yeah, they So they found him and said he is
no longer a threat to the public. Yeah, that'll usually
do it. In case you heard that story of police
are looking for a guy in the woods in Tennessee,
they're not anymore. Fox News Update next Scott Boys News
Radio eleven kfab I'm always not not excoriating people, I'm encouraging.
(20:52):
I'm encouraging people to be an informed voter when you
when you go and vote, and you should go and
vote if you care at all. And you can't say
I don't get into politics. Yeah you do. Every time
you fill up your car, every time you drop off
your kid at school, every time you go and buy
(21:13):
processed food, medicine. It's all politics. I don't know that
you could give me an example of any single thing
that doesn't have some root in politics. Don't try I'm
for some reason not in the mood to be challenged.
Speaker 3 (21:28):
I'm not going to try that.
Speaker 1 (21:29):
Okay, see so there. If Lucy's not even gonna take
my challenge, then then that challenge doesn't exist. Every You
can't you can't cop out and say, well, I don't
get involved in politics. You cannot get involved in the
entrenching yourself and this party or that party and automatically
assuming the other one's the enemy. That's fine, that's not
(21:52):
what I'm talking about. But as much as I'm encouraging
people to be good, informed, educated voters, passionate, I think
I'm probably going to not vote for someone in the
legislative primary race in my district out in northwest Omaha.
Speaker 3 (22:11):
TA You talking about just primary?
Speaker 1 (22:13):
Yeah, just the primary on Tuesday. I'm probably not gonna
by not voting for someone. I guess you could say
you're voting against them. So I admit I will probably
end up voting against this candidate simply because I get
nineteen text messages an hour telling me to vote for
(22:36):
this candidate. Nope, I was fine. I was willing to listen.
I looked at the what it was being asserted. Hey,
if you vote for this candidate, life will be better
as we know it. Your your son will get taller,
and you'll be an NBA prospect, just what you always wanted.
Vote for this candidate and this legislative race. But about
(22:59):
the twenty seventh time per hour I got that text,
I'd fight this guy in the street.
Speaker 3 (23:04):
I'm voting in the primary simply have to vote against
some people as well. There are just some people I'm
not one hundred percent sure who I want to actually
get the job.
Speaker 1 (23:16):
But I know who.
Speaker 3 (23:16):
I don't.
Speaker 1 (23:19):
Who.
Speaker 3 (23:20):
I'm not telling you. I'm not going to tell anyone.
Speaker 1 (23:24):
I'm not going to throw a name out there because
I don't I don't even know this person who makes
the best pizza. Which candidate are we talking aboutportant? I
thought you were switching gears. No, no, yeah, I don't
know the I don't know who this person is. I
don't know anything about them. I just know that I
get fifty thousand texts a day encouraging me to go
(23:49):
vote for this person on Tuesday because they might my
number is on some list, and I get all the
text messages. Do you get text messages like political spami
text messages? Why do I get all these?
Speaker 2 (24:04):
You?
Speaker 1 (24:04):
I do you?
Speaker 3 (24:06):
Yeah, you're on more lists than I am. I do.
I do get them, not that often. I am talking
about the money being spent on online advertising, which is fun.
Get absolutely, do whatever you want with your money.
Speaker 1 (24:23):
We're all we're all online. We certainly have a lot
of political ads on the radio here on eleven ten kfab,
and that's that's great. Let's get your message out. I mean,
you can't all be guests on Gene s Douth's kfab
comment line. So sometimes you got to get your message
out and be able to direct that messaging and buying
(24:46):
an ad is the best way to do it. We've
got a lot of happy people be very willing to
help you out with that. Yeah, absolutely, but stop texting
me and I'm and don't you dare tell me you
can delete that text and market as spam. Nope, that
sets them off. They're like, up, the guy at this
(25:07):
number at the four h two two five three number
just said he doesn't like us spam and him, well,
guess what as the nature?
Speaker 3 (25:18):
You know?
Speaker 1 (25:18):
Because you say, well put your number on the do
not call or do not text list, that doesn't apply
for politics. They can hit you up, they can call,
they can text as many times as they want. And
I promise you they are that petty. If they get
a notification back that this number tried to block you,
they like, release the bots. You're gonna get even more.
(25:39):
There's nothing you can do about it. So, just like
with all things in politics, I guess you just take it.
Speaker 3 (25:48):
No, I think that it is all. I think it
all works together because of the ads that I see
that maybe has motivated me a little bit a little
bit more to get out to the primary. So I
think that it all works. It may just not work
the way they want them to work. But all ads,
they all work.
Speaker 1 (26:10):
Last year, No not last year, yeah, last year in
the city primary election. Getting all these text messages from
the Jeans Douther from your campaign and I blocked. I
said delete Marcus spam and then block. And I got
home from work and I'm walking into the house and
guess who is in my bushes? Jean Stouther jumps out
(26:32):
of the bushes, going Scott, that's not fair. I'm gonna
tell you. I'm like whoa. Jean Stouth has entered the
studio for the kfab comment line, which takes over in
just over twenty minutes from now. Let's talk about another
thing that's rooted in politics that I don't do. I
don't engage in this, and I think that a lot
(26:52):
of people who do look pretty stupid while doing it,
but they seem to enjoy it. And there are a
lot of things I do that look and sound pretty stupid.
I'll ask you to mind your business, and I'll do
my best to mine mine. Fair. So, the FDA, the
Food in Drug Administration, announced their first authorization of fruit
(27:13):
flavored e cigarettes. As you might know, the vaping people said,
we want to have vape cartridges and e cigarettes that
have a really nice like a watermelon or strawberry, you know,
some some sort of really nice fruit vegetable, you know, squash,
(27:35):
I don't know whatever it is. It's a whole selection
of things. I want an e cigarettes. I don't know.
I'm just trying to throw out.
Speaker 3 (27:41):
All the zucchini cigarettes are coming out. Can't wait?
Speaker 1 (27:47):
What is that kumquat? So these eat cigarettes they put
them out and they're like, are you got mango, blueberry
and all this stuff? And immediately the anti smoking, vaping
chewing advocates said, no, if you put this stuff out
there and it tastes good, then kids will want it.
(28:08):
I got news for you. As soon as you put
something out there and say this is not for kids,
they want it. It doesn't matter what It doesn't matter
what it tastes like. Case in point, someone told me
when I was whatever age you think is somewhat not
completely inappropriate for basis of this story at that age,
(28:31):
then I should try chewing tobacco. And I said, well,
Mom said try everything. She was talking about Brussels sprouts
at the time. So I tried chewing tobacco and I
chod on it for a moment before I immediately spat
it out gross didn't want it. Week or two later,
(28:54):
someone else this was apparently I was hanging out with
a bunch of people with chaw Someone else grabbed a pouch,
and it was the kind of a setting where we
were out in a lake and someone, a fellow person
who is not old enough to engage in this behavior,
said I'm gonna have a dip, Scott, you want one,
(29:14):
and I said, absolutely not. I tried that a couple
of weeks ago. It tasted like a horse's rear end,
and they said, oh no, no, no, you had the
bad stuff. Try this, This is good. This tastes like mint.
I was like, oh well, I like mint, and so
I put in you fell for it nice. My second
and final dip in my life, This one lasted a
(29:38):
moment or two longer before I spit that into the lake,
and I said, that tastes like a minty horse's rear end.
But some people like horses rear ends, and so there
are people that do that. The point I'm making is
that it doesn't matter if any of this stuff tastes
good has a good flavor attached to it. Why did
(29:59):
I do these things to begin with? Because I wasn't
supposed to. So I tried it. I didn't like it, thankfully,
I didn't like it. I also didn't like smoking, and
I've never really been much of a big drinker, so
I didn't I didn't get into it. But as an adult,
(30:21):
sometimes adults maybe want to try some of the stuff
that's legal. They're of age, You like, I wouldn't mind
injecting this particular stimulant into my body in a variety
of different ways. And you know, is it too much
to ask that it might taste good? I like a
mango flavored, like an icy snow cone, one of those
(30:43):
Hawaiian tropical snow icy things. I like a mango one
doesn't hurt your teeth eventually by the third one. So
I guess if I were to try vaping, I might
be interested in a mango one. Adults like fruity flavors, Yes,
So why can't adults have them? Because Kugel want them,
(31:05):
kids want them anyway, Why can't adults?
Speaker 3 (31:08):
Law won't let them buy them?
Speaker 1 (31:10):
I know, but they still Yeah, let's think back to
our youth. It was against the law to have a beer.
How many did you have? Me too? So it would
have been nice, I guess as an adult if you
wanted to, if you already do this stuff, to have
something that tastes like blueberry, if you like blueberries, the
(31:30):
snosberries tastes like snosberries. You can have a snosberry uh
vaping cartridge. And the idea that we can't allow any
of the stuff because it'll drive underage vaping. They're already vaping,
and a lot of the stuff they're vaping is marijuana.
It's not legal on any level, and they're doing it
(31:51):
all the time. So the Trump administration said that's dumb,
and they're allowing the authorization of fruit flaa E cigarettes,
which I don't do. I'm not interested in, and quit
trying to you know, get me to do it in
the back alley and some after school special. Hey, man,
(32:11):
she wants some blueberry vaping cartridge?
Speaker 3 (32:14):
What do you do with chasing the dragon?
Speaker 2 (32:16):
A man?
Speaker 3 (32:17):
You want to remember that one?
Speaker 1 (32:18):
You want a mango e cigarette? No, man, I don't.
I don't do mango e cigarettes.
Speaker 3 (32:23):
And then you ran all the way home.
Speaker 1 (32:25):
You want to be cool, don't you. Yeah, stop doing
that to me. So now they're allowing it, and you
can get something that tastes better than Horse's patuit or
minty horses patuit. Just try and keep it away from
your middle school kids. The kfab comment line with jeans Dodd,
(32:48):
they're coming up here. Worst the emails, this one sent
to Scott at kfab dot com unsigned is said Scott,
no one cares please talk about pizza, said, you brought
up pizza.
Speaker 3 (33:00):
Yeah, I have. I put a post up about pizza.
Speaker 1 (33:04):
I've been distractingly hungry all morning. Well, I don't know.
Speaker 3 (33:07):
Why have you noticed that pizza places around Omaha? The
crust is getting really soggy.
Speaker 1 (33:18):
I don't mind. I like, I wish that. I mean,
I like the crust where they put the cheese inside
the crust. You know what they could do to make
it better though, instead of just putting cheese inside the crust,
just put more pizza in there.
Speaker 3 (33:34):
Pizza.
Speaker 1 (33:34):
Yeah, well, no, I eat the pizza and you're like, oh,
I guess I'll have the crust. What's in this crust?
It's more pizza. You get more pizza inside the crust.
Isn't that great?
Speaker 2 (33:43):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (33:43):
I like, I don't understand.
Speaker 3 (33:45):
That's what the cheese is like. You get the cheese inside,
and then you get a side of dipping sauce, which
is just pizza sauce.
Speaker 1 (33:50):
As I just told you, I don't like dipping. We
just talked about that. Well, do you know what I
don't understand these people who like the really really really
thin crust pizza place. Why do you not like are
you talking lev or just yeah, it's all kind of
the same thing. It's I just I don't I like
a I like a big crust. Okay, Monica emails regarding
(34:17):
getting the text messages about politics. As my phone is
in my Democrat daughter's name, I was getting a lot
of Democrat candidate text messages. Instead of replying, stop, I
started replying and I, quote from the email, stop trying
to murder my president unquote. Guess what, no more texts.
(34:38):
Hope this helps really sign Monica. Thanks Monica. Uh, we'll
see how that's gonna put me on another list.
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