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April 28, 2026 38 mins
And I'm serious about going to your private island with you.  HMU.
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Hi there, podcast listener. It's me Scott Vorhees, and today's
podcast offering is going to start with a commercial that
Lucy Chapman voiced because it kind of provides not just
the basis for a few little give and take comments
at the start of the show, but also the attitude
that is pervasive throughout today's offering. Please enjoy and thanks

(00:22):
for listening.

Speaker 2 (00:23):
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(00:47):
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Speaker 3 (00:55):
I'm Scott Vorhees.

Speaker 1 (00:56):
There's Lucy Chapman, and it is our hope over the
next hour of this program that you have the listening
enjoyment equivalent of catching the biggest musky of your life.
Boom boom, catch a thousand fish, says Lucy in that

(01:17):
commercial for Ballard's Resort, that Ballard's Resort looks very cool.
But I don't know what the limits are. I don't
think you can walk out of there with a thousand fish.
They do have limits.

Speaker 2 (01:30):
There are limits. You have to adhere to the limits.
These maybe you're talking about like a going a few times.

Speaker 1 (01:37):
The eternal question isn't the plural of Walleye Walleye? You
say Walleyes in there. I've always said Walleye.

Speaker 2 (01:50):
I said Walleyes.

Speaker 1 (01:52):
Yeah, but I looked it up and Merriam Webster I
called her, said, Miriam, Baby, both forms are acceptable.

Speaker 2 (02:01):
She says, I knew that.

Speaker 3 (02:05):
Well. I know that you wrote.

Speaker 1 (02:07):
And someone said, Lucy talking about fishing seems like the
equivalent of Reverend Billy Graham promoting a strip club.

Speaker 3 (02:16):
It just feels, what.

Speaker 2 (02:17):
Are you talking about?

Speaker 1 (02:18):
I know, yeah, I don't get to go off the
master angler. When's the last time you were fishing. Let's
go fishing?

Speaker 2 (02:26):
Seven, eight years, maybe ten.

Speaker 1 (02:32):
I always like fishing with my dad, not at the
moment he would wake me up at hey, it's quarner
after three kind of hit the lake like you hit
the lake, I'm gonna hit you. I hit you right
in the lake. Well, good morning. I feel like I'm
being stalked. Do you get these notifications on your phone

(02:55):
that's say, software update tonight, iOS?

Speaker 3 (02:59):
What do we got here?

Speaker 1 (03:00):
iOS twenty six point four point two is available and
will be installed later tonight?

Speaker 2 (03:06):
And then it never can.

Speaker 1 (03:08):
Often it can't. Well sometimes like today, that's the first
thing I saw. I checked my phone and said, hey,
we got an iOS update tonight, and so I just
swiped left and clicked clear. One minute later, then notification

(03:29):
came back. Hey, this notification is available and will be
installed later tonight. Like, are you stalking me? I feel threatened.
I can't sleep tonight. Need some point there's gonna be
a notification of there's gonna be an installation of a

(03:52):
security patch or whatever.

Speaker 3 (03:55):
I don't know. Is there anything good that came out
of Saturday night?

Speaker 2 (03:59):
Yes, while you're doing that. Before you do that, I
was moving, I know, But this is important.

Speaker 3 (04:06):
It what it better be?

Speaker 2 (04:07):
Do you do you remember a couple of days ago
when I was complaining about the six eighty on ramp.
A couple of days you were talking about too, that
it's so short now.

Speaker 3 (04:16):
A couple of days ago Sunday.

Speaker 2 (04:19):
Wow, mister absolutely literal Walleye.

Speaker 1 (04:25):
Yes, why I believe I brought it up. You brought
it up and said, why is the on ramp If
you're on Pacific and you're getting on six' eighty northbound
what used to be a whole mile you had to
merge onto traffic, and there's no notification or anything speaking
of notifications. It's just suddenly you're going on there, you're starting,
you're looking over to the left, you're gunning the engine,

(04:45):
getting ready to merge with traffic, and then you realize, oh,
there's a barricade within five feet of the end of
the ramp. We're all gonna die. Why did they do that? Yes,
we did have that conversation, and.

Speaker 2 (04:58):
They must have been listening. Because it is closed. You
cannot get on two six eighty northbound from Pacific.

Speaker 1 (05:06):
Are they actually doing some work now at the end.

Speaker 2 (05:09):
Of the ramp and that's actually going to be closed
from what I'm understanding, at least until late summer fall. Yeah, that,
you know, great idea.

Speaker 1 (05:18):
I want the city of Omaha to move forward. I
don't want us to be stuck in nineteen eighty six,
even though everything was so much better then.

Speaker 3 (05:25):
I mean, I guess you can't.

Speaker 2 (05:27):
Well eighty six, go back to eighty four.

Speaker 1 (05:30):
Okay, so we get stuck in you're just thinking of
the music. So well in eighty six you could still
listen to all the great music of eighty four and
get the it's true movies and music. If we stop
at eighty four, we don't get top Gun, we don't
get all right.

Speaker 2 (05:43):
I'll give you that, all right.

Speaker 1 (05:44):
So but you know we had we had Peeney Park,
maybe Dick Water Slides. Really he had skateland.

Speaker 3 (05:52):
What more?

Speaker 1 (05:53):
We had the Ranch Bowl? What more do we have?
Jobbers Canyon? What more do we need?

Speaker 2 (05:57):
Indian Hills?

Speaker 3 (05:58):
What more?

Speaker 1 (05:59):
We had Indian Hills movie, there's the biggest screen in
the country.

Speaker 3 (06:02):
What more do we need?

Speaker 1 (06:03):
But apparently there and people you would go and I
don't just mean old people at four am to go walk.

Speaker 3 (06:10):
But it was a good town.

Speaker 1 (06:12):
But I suppose you got to move forward. And so
when you move forward, you got to have construction. Okay,
I'll grant you that we need to have some construction
on the roads from time to time. Here's my only wish.
Let's meet me at least here at this intersection. If
you're going to set up all the cones and the

(06:32):
barrels and the barricades and the signs and the lights
and the road closed, and we're gonna get all these
lanes down to a sliver that you're thinking, I don't
know if I can fit my car through here. And
meanwhile the woman you're with is like, oh, man, but
you know, how about this? Actually have some people working

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in all these areas of construction? Actually have some guys
out there working. Is that too much? If it is,
let me know, But I don't think it's too much
to ask that if we're gonna shut down nearly every
single street between Council Bluffs and Scott's Bluff, that maybe
occasionally there's some people out there working on doing whatever

(07:16):
is supposed to be done there. What are we doing here?
Is this a streetcar rail? Is there a water main break?
Are we widening lanes? Are we doing something with this
on ramp from Pacific on to six point eighty? Can
we have some people out there actually working? Is it
too much to ask that? You see, this is the
kind of thing that I would do with my kids.
My kids would be playing with toys and then they

(07:38):
would just leave the toys on the floor and then
go pull out other toys. I'm like, well, whoa, whoa.
You can't go to other toys until you clean up
the toys he already got out. This is what parents
do as a parent, as Omaha's daddy, as Omaha's Ultimate
love daddy, you can't set up new areas of road

(07:59):
construction until you cleaned up the mess you've already made.
Get out there, work on that.

Speaker 3 (08:05):
Fix it.

Speaker 1 (08:06):
Take the barricades down. Then we move all the barricades
over here. I think all this is set up by
big barricade. I think there's a guy out there getting
fat rich. Just he's like, hey, you guys need cones,
you guys need barricades, you guys need the stanchions. Come on,
I got it all. I'm your guy, all this stuff.
And this guy is somewhere, he's got his own private island,

(08:27):
and God knows what he's doing there.

Speaker 3 (08:29):
I wouldn't go there.

Speaker 2 (08:31):
To have a private island in the other world.

Speaker 1 (08:32):
Yeah, I know you're gonna end up in a congressional
hearing someday. That would be terrible. You Fightly've been working
all your life. You've been working real hard, you've been
providing the service that people need, like road construction barrels,
and like I retire off of Omaha. In fact, my
yacht is called the USS Downtown Omaha just paid for

(08:54):
it with all the barrels I sold those suckers in Omaha.
And now you've been working. He's like, you know, you know,
it would be a great thing for like wealth for
my family, some level of security, and plus it would
provide jobs for the native people who do inhabit this
island off the coast of the Bahamas. There's a small
and you think, I'm going to with all, with all

(09:18):
humility and respect to the native people with jobs, and
it's gonna be a great It's gonna be so great.
I'm gonna buy a private island. And then you sign
the deed and then suddenly you look at the TV
and said Jeffrey Epstein accusations at his private island, and
you think, ah, crap, and it's all over. Now your
people are just looking at you, going, oh, don't you

(09:39):
have a private island? Wow? Weirdoh, And no one wants
to go with you anymore.

Speaker 3 (09:45):
You like, does anyone what I'm buying? I got?

Speaker 1 (09:48):
I'm good for it. I got the money. Who wants
to go down to my private island? Oh dude, I'm married.
I can't get it. I can't be a part of this.
I don't know what you're like. No, no, I swear
I'm not doing any of that. Well, what are you
doing down there? We're like, we're gonna water ski. Like
I know what that means. Like it means we're gonna
water ski.

Speaker 2 (10:04):
I can water ski in the ocean.

Speaker 1 (10:07):
Don't we all collectively feel bad for the incredibly rich
people who own private islands? Has anyone given any thought.

Speaker 2 (10:14):
To happen abandoned by their friends? Now?

Speaker 1 (10:17):
Has anyone given any thought to how they feel in
the wake of.

Speaker 3 (10:20):
All of this.

Speaker 2 (10:20):
Maybe we should have a radio thon for you.

Speaker 3 (10:22):
We should.

Speaker 1 (10:22):
Well, I think they have to. I don't know if
they need the money, but at least pat them on
the back. I'll tell you, you know what, I'll take this
leap of faith. I'll go first to the very, very
rich people who have these private islands, and no one
wants to go, I'll go. I'm off the rest of
this week.

Speaker 2 (10:42):
That you are. Yeah, you got some time to kill?

Speaker 1 (10:45):
Yeah, well I had plans, but I will change them.

Speaker 3 (10:48):
I'll go, I'll go on.

Speaker 1 (10:50):
The private island. I'm about to get a text from
my wife.

Speaker 3 (10:53):
Wait, what are you saying?

Speaker 2 (10:54):
No?

Speaker 1 (10:54):
No, this is a good person who has tons of
money and decided to buy his own island, and it's
always his right. Are there women who own their own
private island? And what do you want to do there?
I just want to get away from men?

Speaker 2 (11:10):
Sexist?

Speaker 1 (11:11):
And then of course there are yeah, of course, yeah,
they just I just want to get away from men.
Then go to a w NBA game. You don't have
to buy your own private island. But if you, whatever
your gender might be, and you need someone to go
to the private island with you, I'll go.

Speaker 3 (11:31):
Let's go.

Speaker 2 (11:33):
Is it wrong that I'm still thinking about nineteen eighty
four and Senior Matias and Mount Fuji and Coniglias. I
think that's what I'm thinking about right now.

Speaker 1 (11:42):
We had a lot of those things until just a
few years ago.

Speaker 2 (11:45):
Now, Senior Matisa has been gone for a long time.

Speaker 3 (11:48):
He barked at me. I did it just parked me?

Speaker 2 (11:51):
Now, Well, they've been gone along, They've all three been
gone a long time. Stop it with that?

Speaker 3 (11:56):
Is that true?

Speaker 2 (11:57):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (11:58):
How Fuji was just there the other day.

Speaker 2 (12:00):
No, it was that was it's probably ten years for
mount Really, I've never been. You missed out.

Speaker 3 (12:07):
I never went in there, Krispy.

Speaker 1 (12:08):
Duck, Wait, is that true? I'm out of gone once.

Speaker 3 (12:12):
I know.

Speaker 1 (12:12):
Well, I didn't live there there. You lived in Benson area.
So you go over to that seventies.

Speaker 2 (12:18):
Second puppy palace. Now you're going back to the mid
seventies puppy palace. It was like an ice cream joint.

Speaker 3 (12:24):
Lucy. I'll see a W. C. Franks later today. Okay,
we'll talk about this.

Speaker 1 (12:30):
Here's what I was gonna say a moment ago. Was
there anything positive that happened in the wake of what
happened at the White House correspondence dinner the other night?
As it turns out, there was, and I'll tell you next.
Scott Gordies News Radio eleven kfab Doug emails and says,
would be really nice if they'd take all the barrels

(12:52):
back when they're not working, like they do sometimes on
the Interstate before you go home from working road construction
all day. If you're not going to be out there
working and there's not a big hole in the ground,
then pull those barrels back. Make life better for all
of us. That's from Doug. Doug, you're in charge. I'm
the ultimate Daddy of Omaha, and Doug you're my boy.

(13:13):
You go out there and you're in charge of the
road construction crews. Just go out there. If you find
a construction crew working, you say hey, hey, hey, bubbs,
why don't you pull the barrels back. At the end
of the day, the guy in the radio and as
they're punching you mercilessly, just make sure and mention my name.
I'm Chris Baker. This is News Radio eleven ten kfab

(13:36):
and Cami Carlyle's.

Speaker 3 (13:37):
Here with me.

Speaker 2 (13:39):
Mary rang nicely done.

Speaker 1 (13:43):
Was there anything positive that happened in the way of
the White House Correspondence Center. Yeah, women and Children at
Shelters for Abused Women and Children eight steak and lobster.

Speaker 3 (13:56):
Saturday night.

Speaker 1 (13:58):
They had two two thousand and six hundred dinners made
for this event. It turns out, at the White House
Correspondence dinner, it's not a little piece of chicken breast.
Like all the different events that I am see throughout
the year, various charities, nonprofit groups saying we're gonna have
a dinner. What are you having for dinner? Chicken? It's

(14:20):
all good, it's all good. It's very very good. Every
once in a while maybe you'd.

Speaker 3 (14:25):
Mix in something. But they had steak.

Speaker 1 (14:28):
And lobster at the Washington Hilton. That's why that guy
was sitting there still eating. He's like, do you have
any idea how much I paid for all this? It
wasn't cheap to get in here. I may I might
get shot for doing it, but I'm finishing this salad.

Speaker 2 (14:42):
Is that why they took the bottles of champagne too
on their way out?

Speaker 3 (14:46):
What else were they going to do with them?

Speaker 2 (14:48):
I'm not saying I wouldn't have done the same thing.
I'm just saying, maybe not want to care.

Speaker 1 (14:52):
Would I would have double fisted bottles of champagne?

Speaker 3 (14:55):
You know why?

Speaker 2 (14:55):
Because you made a lot to get in there.

Speaker 3 (14:57):
Because you might need to use them as weapons.

Speaker 2 (14:59):
That's true.

Speaker 1 (14:59):
What else you you grab a steak, knife and a
bottle of champagne.

Speaker 3 (15:02):
You're like, you're good to go.

Speaker 2 (15:03):
Yeah, yeah, iron man.

Speaker 1 (15:05):
You can throw those things or you can use them
as bargaining chips. Who wha, wha, whoa, I got christall,
but they took all the two thousand six hundred or
so untouched steak and lobster dinners, and they frozy. They
did the freeze dries on the steak and the lobster

(15:26):
for longer shelf life. As they started contacting me, it
wasn't like immediately, it wasn't as the President is being
ushered out the back. They're like, call the women's shelter
and see if they're eating tonight. You know, yeah, we're
eating tonight. No, I mean anyway, they they did a
freeze dry on the steak and lobster for longer shelf life,

(15:48):
and then they donated them to two shelters for abused
women and children. So was there anything that was good
because they were only on the salad course.

Speaker 3 (15:59):
They're the Hilton.

Speaker 1 (16:00):
All the food was made ready to be paraded out
in a real fancy I think it'd be funny if
they served it while the King was at Congress today.

Speaker 2 (16:10):
This taking lobster familiar people are.

Speaker 1 (16:12):
Getting their food like wait a second, well it's already
paid for, it's already made leftovers.

Speaker 3 (16:19):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (16:21):
I think it's awesome that the I don't know who
would be in charge of this, you know, the Washington Hilton,
the place like that probably contracts out when they have
that many people they're feeding.

Speaker 2 (16:34):
Are that good a menu?

Speaker 1 (16:35):
Yeah, well, you know it's it's the Washington Hilton. It's
a fancy, fancy place.

Speaker 2 (16:40):
It's not like you know, probably why I don't know
about it, right.

Speaker 1 (16:44):
So they whoever it was that was in charge of that,
whoever it was, someone had to make the call, probably
in the midst of wondering whether there was an active
shooter still on the other side of the kitchen doors.
Someone had to make the call, what are we doing.

Speaker 3 (17:00):
With this food now?

Speaker 2 (17:02):
At that point, Well, that's what I'm saying.

Speaker 1 (17:04):
I probably not at that exact moment, but at some
point someone had to make the decision, and they made
the right one.

Speaker 3 (17:13):
That's great.

Speaker 1 (17:14):
So let's we'd like to try on shoes on the show.
Put yourself in the shoes of a woman, Lucy, try
and imagine what it's like to be a woman who's
not respected, not listened to, felt like she's constantly taken
advantage of. And you get me to try to imagine,
try and imagine what would be like.

Speaker 2 (17:36):
I thought you were just describing me.

Speaker 1 (17:38):
And you'd wandered in to a shelter from a radio station,
and they took a look at the way you were
treated here at work and said that counts, and so
will you come in here? And so No for reels,
the people like here in Omaha, the Lydia House, which
is a shelter for abused women and children. The bravery
that someone has a woman has to have to remove

(18:01):
or sell from a situation and decide they want better
for themselves and their family. That's incredible. They should get
steak and lobster every single night. Now, of course they don't.
That's why we have these fundraisers throughout the year for
the Open Door Mission, for example, which oversees the Lydia House.
They should have steak in lobster every single night. You

(18:22):
make the decision to put yourself and your kid first
ahead of whatever it is that you thought you were
pursuing and thought maybe you might be able to get
to in a relationship. You decide, Nope, better for me,
better for my kid. I am leaving and hoping for better.
They should say please sit down, and then they would

(18:42):
look to see what color clothes you had on. Do
you know why they would do that, because if you're
wearing light colors, you get a white napkin at a fancy,
fancy meal. If you're wearing dark colors, you get a
black napkin. You know that they would put that down
over your life. They do it for you at the
fancy places. They put the napkin down on your lap
for you or not. And then they would say, what

(19:05):
would you like to eat tonight? Do you want steak
or dinner? And then they start laughing, and you'd think
are they really like are they a jerk? They said, no, no, no, no,
We're giving you steak and lobster for dinner. You don't
have to choose. Here you go. Then you'd say, don't
I don't really know how to eat this lobster And
be really cool if someone who actually knew the right
way to navigate getting the meat out of the lobster

(19:27):
would do that for you, because I wouldn't. I don't know,
like I cracked this, I just cut my hands up.
I'm just taking shots of butter because I don't know
what I'm doing with all that. I'm dipping my steak
in the butter, like you know what, This is actually
better than you thought it'd be. But these women should
get that every night. And the fact that they thought
to do that and then actually did it. Staff worked

(19:49):
through the night Saturday night, under terrible circumstances to make
sure that food wasn't gonna go to waste. So, yeah,
was there a silver lining and all this, Yes, there was.
That's fantastic. Nice job to the Washington Hilton and the
people behind that.

Speaker 3 (20:03):
Aventis Scott Goiez News Radio eleven ten KFAB and the Xoncers.

Speaker 1 (20:10):
Custom was inbox Scot at kfab dot com. Lucy, I
see that you received the afforded message here from Tom.
He said send this to Lucy. It is the recipe
for Senior Mattias hot sauce. This is one of the
former Omaha restaurant landmarks that you were decrying no longer

(20:31):
exists in Omaha.

Speaker 2 (20:32):
Decrying is correct, you're decrying.

Speaker 1 (20:35):
Yeah, there's just no place in Omaha to get Mexican
food anymore. Now that's Senior Mattias.

Speaker 2 (20:42):
No, there are places I just happened to like that.
I wasn't alone.

Speaker 1 (20:48):
If they try and come from Maria's and Ralston, I
will chain myself to the building.

Speaker 2 (20:52):
Well, you know, it's partly due to back then in
the ninety eight late eighties, early nineties, it was us
like old a buck twenty five for a great, big,
giant taco. Yeah, and even if they were still here,
that taco would still probably be five dollars. So I'd
probably find someplace else, because ridiculous. The amount it costs

(21:13):
to to dine out is just terrible.

Speaker 3 (21:17):
Here's your hack.

Speaker 1 (21:19):
You don't get the taco platter because usually it's like,
all right, here's three tacos, and then you get the
refried beans, and you get the Mexican rice.

Speaker 3 (21:29):
I like it, and then do you Yeah, I.

Speaker 1 (21:32):
Usually just want the tacos, and so the taco platter
is like fourteen dollars. Well, how much if I just
get three tacos all the cart, that's like a dollar
fifty apiece, all right, four to fifty, all right, just
save ten bucks?

Speaker 3 (21:45):
Boom where boom?

Speaker 2 (21:48):
Where can I get a taco platter for fourteen bucks?
Nobody sells it for fourteen bucks tonight. That's two thousand
and five prices.

Speaker 1 (21:57):
Yeah, you probably get it, taco platter la mesa about
fourteen bucks. I love me some La mesa. I like
when listeners bring us food, except Rob yesterday. Very controversial
move here by a steamed Hall of Fame listener Rob
he in order to welcome Jeene Stothard to the lineup

(22:18):
here on news radio eleven ten KFAB. I think the
story is is like Jeene Stothard, she has, she has
like in a whole.

Speaker 3 (22:28):
I don't know.

Speaker 1 (22:28):
What's a gaggle of dogs? What's the official Wait?

Speaker 2 (22:32):
That cake was for Gene.

Speaker 1 (22:33):
Yeah, so Gene Sotothard has a multitude of canines. Many
of them occasionally attack her and make cause her a
breaker hip.

Speaker 3 (22:44):
That happened once.

Speaker 1 (22:45):
Ask her about he ask her about it on the
KFAB comment line coming up here in half an hour.
But I think one of these dogs recently died or
died like a year ago. And then Gene posted on Facebook,
Oh it's in the universary.

Speaker 3 (22:57):
Of my dog.

Speaker 1 (22:58):
I don't, I don't know, I don't I want listening.
I think I was doing the show. Everyone was just
standing around having this chat yesterday outside the studio. I'm
in here trying to talk about what's going on in
DC and outside a here right.

Speaker 3 (23:11):
Yeah. Still, I know.

Speaker 1 (23:14):
It's the virtue of how if everything works here in
this maze, we call iHeartMedia.

Speaker 3 (23:20):
Omaha.

Speaker 1 (23:21):
Be that as it may. Rob's Heart was in the
right place. It was rosy. That was the loudest one
out here, but so is that cake. Anyway, he brings
Jean starther to cake, and on the cake is a
face of her dog, her dead dog, right there on
a cake in screen frosting. I don't know how they

(23:46):
do that, but here's what happened. Here's the controversial part.
We all thanked Rob for generosity. Jane was very touched
by it, and then we all had cake, and throughout
the rest of the day. People come in in the afternoon,
Producer Peyton, Chris Baker, Terry Lahey, the afternoon wave of

(24:06):
talent here on eleven ten kfab. They all came in,
they had cake. People on some of our other radio
stations in the building, which I'm told all the time,
Yes there are other radio stations in the building.

Speaker 3 (24:17):
I don't know.

Speaker 1 (24:17):
I don't paying attention, came in here and had cake.
And as it turns out, I was still here until
quite late last night, and I thought, maybe I'm gonna
have a bite of cake before I leave. And the
entire light, all the edge of the cake was all
eaten except for right in the middle, the face of

(24:38):
Jean Stother's dog screen printed on the cake. No one
could bring themselves to cut into the face of O
heavenly dog cake style right there? Are you who wants
to be the jerk because it's cake. The area where
the dog's angelic faces and it's like the cutest I've

(25:00):
ever seen. But that area where this dog's face is
on this cake is cake. At some point, we either
throw it out and that's not cool, or we eat it.
I vote we eat it. I want to eat Jean
Stoddard's dead dog's face. I'll say it is this. Are
we not supposed to do it? Why do they put

(25:21):
it on food? If we're not supposed to eat it?

Speaker 2 (25:23):
Just one problem with your whole diatribe.

Speaker 3 (25:25):
Name one thing I've said today that was wrong.

Speaker 2 (25:28):
It wasn't Jean's dog.

Speaker 3 (25:30):
Is that your dog?

Speaker 2 (25:31):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (25:32):
I thought he brought it in.

Speaker 2 (25:33):
Was Charlie? See Now now I'm confused. Did he bring
it for me because he said I had mentioned that
Charlie's been gone for three hundred and seventy eight days.

Speaker 1 (25:42):
That seems like something that you would post on Facebook.
See And I looked at that dog and I thought
it looked like your dog.

Speaker 3 (25:49):
Charlie.

Speaker 2 (25:49):
All right, so he even said, Charlie on the bottom.

Speaker 3 (25:53):
The bottom of what the picture?

Speaker 1 (25:56):
Well, someone ate that part before I got to it, Okay,
save to eat the word.

Speaker 3 (26:00):
So it wasn't even Jean's dogs.

Speaker 2 (26:01):
That's why. That's why I thought. Was it for Gene
or was it for Charlie? I don't know now I'm confused.

Speaker 3 (26:10):
All right, so is your dog? Can we eat your
dog's face?

Speaker 2 (26:13):
Charlie would have that's me, I'm eating it.

Speaker 3 (26:17):
That's weird, all right, Well, thanks Rob.

Speaker 2 (26:22):
Cake.

Speaker 3 (26:22):
Lucy has not eaten. You didn't eat the face.

Speaker 2 (26:25):
Though, No, I didn't. I took a picture. Love that face.

Speaker 1 (26:31):
Here's some more emails in case you're just joined us,
going what have you guys been talking about? Well, let's
read the emails and see if we can glean what
you've missed. At this Pointy Tracy emails and says, Kenny
Chesney has his own island?

Speaker 3 (26:43):
Oh does he?

Speaker 1 (26:46):
My wife says, I'm not allowed to hang out with
Kenny Chesney anymore. Is he the one who never has sleeves?

Speaker 2 (26:53):
Yes?

Speaker 3 (26:55):
Mm hmm.

Speaker 1 (26:57):
Ron emails and says, the hypocrisy of the left is Oh,
this is a conservative talk radio show almost got through
the hour without uttering that phrase. Ron says, the hypocrisy
of the left is being revealed once again as they
try to take everyone's guns away, try to defund law enforcement,
and then watch video and slow motion to critique it

(27:20):
and point out how law enforcement can't be Johnny on
the spot when things go sideways. Smh, shaking my head.
Great show sign, Ron, Thank you Ron for the email.
Scott at kfab dot com and dovetailed in that and
that whole conversation, Frank says, how is it possible for
someone to have so much hate in their heart? I

(27:42):
didn't like Obama or Biden's policies, but I can truly
say I never hated them. The day after Joe Biden
was elected president, I came on the radio that morning.
Does anyone remember what I said?

Speaker 2 (27:59):
I don't remember what you said ten minutes ago.

Speaker 1 (28:01):
I'll tell you what I said the day after. It
was we were here late on Tuesday night doing election coverage.
That Wednesday morning. It came on the radio and the
first thing I said was yeah, no, I'm kidding I
I The first thing I said was remember all these
people who for the last four years. After Trump was
elected perversed their souls with bitterness and anger. Don't get

(28:29):
bitter if your guy didn't win this election yesterday. You
can't let it consume you in waves of bitterness and hate.
All the people we've been talking about who had just
been constantly wringing their hands, clutching their pearls, gnashing their
teeth for the last four years, who would become shells

(28:49):
of the people.

Speaker 3 (28:50):
We used to.

Speaker 1 (28:50):
Really enjoy spending time with our friends, the Democrats. We
used to really enjoy the fun kind of friendly Nebraska
versus Iowa, you know, jibber jabber, trash talk, give and take.
And then suddenly it got personal, It got hateful, it
got ugly, We got violent undertones and sometimes overtones on

(29:12):
all of that. And I said, all right, so the
election happened and your candidate didn't win. Hey, congratulations. You
live in America. No one ever has an election where
their candidate wins all the time. I mean, at some
point we decided to vote Jean Stothard out of office.
By the way, she just showed up in the studio
for the KFAB comment line. Good morning, nice to see you.

(29:34):
I'm glad to have you here. So I mean your
your candidate doesn't win all the time, your party doesn't
win all the time. And it used to be that
Americans would look at that and go ah nuts. And
then we'd just go back to work and spend time
with our families and watch stuff on TV. And we'd
watch whatever was on TV because there's only three channels.

Speaker 3 (29:55):
And that's that's how.

Speaker 1 (29:56):
And then we'd live our lives and we'd all kind
of look at common go I don't trust any single
one of those guys. I'm gonna keep an eye on
them there. So we talked back then and right, and
now people are like, I didn't get my way, babe.
We gotta find other people didn't get their way, and

(30:16):
we gotta have a protest to do what. Let us
all know that you hate the results of what your
friends and neighbors did, whether it's your town, your state,
your country, not my country, not with it president. Okay,
I didn't realize someone raised you to grow up in
a world where you thought you were gonna get your

(30:38):
way all the time. Let me have a talk with
your parents. What happened to her? Why didn't you tell
her once in a while, like, hey, you're not always
gonna get your way. You're not always gonna get what
you want. You know who taught us that message, Mick
Jagger when we were growing up. Mick Jagger taught us
that message. I'm gonna turn your microphone if you're going

(31:00):
to be over there singing.

Speaker 2 (31:03):
You don't always get what you want? Lys, Yes, it is.
That's what you know.

Speaker 3 (31:09):
You can't always get what you want.

Speaker 2 (31:11):
You can't always get what you want.

Speaker 3 (31:15):
There we go.

Speaker 1 (31:15):
But if you try, sometimes you just might fine.

Speaker 2 (31:19):
You get what you need. Yeah, I'm still waiting for.

Speaker 1 (31:24):
That karaoke Tuesday. Here just broke out on the Pack
of Lies program. Now you're part of KFA B. You
sang on the radio, all right, I'm ready. So anything
I'm saying, ringing a bell with anybody?

Speaker 2 (31:38):
Nope.

Speaker 1 (31:42):
Well I thought I was making a point. I thought
today that if I talk long enough, I might actually
say something.

Speaker 3 (31:48):
But Lucy just said nap Scott boy.

Speaker 1 (31:51):
Now people are sending in the Zonker's Custom Woods inbox
recommendations and where to go get tacos throughout the area.
And I I was hungry before we had that conversation.
And now you're gonna hear growling on the air and
for once it's not coming from Lucy Chapman.

Speaker 2 (32:09):
Well, I appreciate the advice on where to get tacos
as long as people are putting them their minds together.
How about we come up with where in the heck
can you get Crispy Duck like you got it Mount Fuji.
I will take that any day over tacos Crispy Duck.

Speaker 1 (32:26):
Crispy Duck is performing at the Admiral of This I
will go Thursday night. I'm going It's a MC Crispy
Duck Asian rapper.

Speaker 2 (32:35):
Take it anyway I can get it.

Speaker 1 (32:37):
Yeah, how about this? Is there any place that anyone's
ever gone and had a taco and thought this was
hot garbage?

Speaker 3 (32:45):
How do you mess up a taco?

Speaker 2 (32:47):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (32:48):
Well, okay, the only way you could mess up a
taco is if it's one of those restaurants that decides
to do like fancy taco, Like instead of a flower
or a corn tortilla, we're going to do rice cake.
We're gonna we're gonna take We're gonna shave off the
rind of eighty thousand raisins and we're gonna mold them
into a shell and inside this taco, we're gonna put

(33:11):
olives and crispy duck. You like, this isn't a taco,
you know, as long as you just as long as
you just stick to the staples of the Mexican diet.

Speaker 3 (33:22):
Taco.

Speaker 1 (33:22):
What is that, Well, it's uh, it's meat, beans and
cheese and lettuce and a tortilla. Well, what's a brito.
Let's meat, cheese, lettuce and beans and a tortilla. That
was ancelada? Enchilada? Is all that a little bit of
a sauce. What's a gordida? No one knows, No one knows.
It's delicious, it's all fantastic, It's all really really good.

(33:45):
I just still can't believe that in the wake of
what happened on Saturday night.

Speaker 2 (33:50):
People this is where we are.

Speaker 1 (33:51):
People were able to run out and talk to John
Hinkley Junior. They should have to go in order to
talk to John Hinkley Junior. You should have had to
go through multiple levels of security to sign all these
different forms and everything and then go sit in there
and talk to him like Clarice Starling going to talk

(34:11):
to Hannibal Lecter behind bars or behind like plexiglass and
all the rest of that stuff. There's no reason. And
it's like, Oh, someone tried to take a shot at
the entire Trump administration at the same hotel where John
Hinkley Jr. Shot Reagan. Let's go talk to John Hinckley Jr.

Speaker 3 (34:32):
Where is he?

Speaker 1 (34:32):
Oh he works down there at the dry cleaners or whatever.
What's he doing? He's isn't he supposed to be dead?
That's why they let him out of jail. They're like, well,
we don't think he's a threat anymore. After all, Reagan's
been gone for a while. Jody Foster's not into dudes,
so we can right Or did I make that up?

Speaker 2 (34:54):
No? I think that's accurate, which is all fine.

Speaker 3 (34:57):
I don't care.

Speaker 1 (34:58):
But yeah, and he's he's very, very sick. He'll die
any minute now. And then they let him out and
that was like ten years ago. How long has this
guy been out of jail? The media goes talk to him, Hey,
John Ankley Jr. What do you think about another assassination
attempt at the same hotel where you And he's just
sitting there.

Speaker 3 (35:15):
I imagine him.

Speaker 1 (35:16):
He's on a rocking chair, watching birds, drinking lemonade.

Speaker 3 (35:21):
Well, let me tell you sit down here, fellows.

Speaker 1 (35:23):
Let me tell you about when I tried to change
the results of a national election. I believe the year
was nineteen eighty two. It was nineteen eighty one, John Ah,
I was so long ago. I'm so old but yet
great shape. And he starts doing one arm pushups. That
guy should be in jail. If he's not gonna die,
if he's not going to show us the respect and
die like he was supposed to, he should go back

(35:45):
to jail. And I say that with all due love
and respect. I'm humanitarian at heart, and I want the
best for all people. That guy should either be in
jail or underground.

Speaker 2 (35:56):
You really need a vacation.

Speaker 3 (35:59):
About I take the rest of this week.

Speaker 2 (36:01):
Okay, it just so happens. You can do that. We
got it covered.

Speaker 3 (36:08):
Tell me I'm wrong though, that guys.

Speaker 1 (36:12):
It's like when every once in a while, and I'm
not saying this like it's a bad thing, like I'm
constantly just clenching my fist, going how dare they? But
every once in a while, you ever have a loved
one who goes on hospice and everyone gathers around he says, well,
we're down too. Maybe we get a few weeks, maybe
we get lucky and get a few months and then

(36:36):
nineteen years later, Jimmy Carter's still alive. You ever have
that dynamic in your family.

Speaker 2 (36:41):
I have not. I've had people go on hospice, but
they in fact did die.

Speaker 1 (36:46):
When I was a little kid, my great grandmother passed away.
I was very lucky. I had two sets of great
grandparents who I knew quite well. The first one didn't
die until I was in third grade or something like that.
Second third grade, so I was able to spend a
lot of time with two sets of great grandparents. Awesome people,

(37:06):
and I wish I had the knowledge then to be
able to ask him about what life was like, but
instead I'd just say, like, did you write a dinosaur?
And it turns out they didn't. They weren't that old.
But my great grandma passed away, and their daughter said, well,
I'm going to move in with dad during his last
who knows six months, a year, maybe maybe year and

(37:29):
a half. I mean, after all, they're old. This was
back in the day when you know, being in your
eighties was old, right. And then seventeen years later, just
shy of his one hundred and second birthday, my great
grandfather passed away and he wasn't and he wasn't in
bad health, and people were like, wait, why why did

(37:51):
he die? He was a yeoman in World War Two,
as ghost guys are tough. Took a lot to take
him out, you know what I think. Finally took him out,
he ran out of stuff to do.

Speaker 2 (38:01):
Oh that's not good.

Speaker 1 (38:03):
Yeah, so he's dead, and you know who else should be?
John Hinckley Junior,
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