May 4, 2026 • 35 mins
Very creative, Scott. You put a dollar sign in place of the "s" in "gas." No one has ever done that. You hack.
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Maybe I'm the only one who cares about gas prices
going up, and I can believe two things at the
same time. Number one, we shouldn't be allowed to complain
about gas prices. And number two, we're Americans.
Speaker 2 (00:13):
We can complain about anything we want.
Speaker 1 (00:15):
You know, I should probably put that as point three.
So number one, we shouldn't. We have no leg to
stand Most of us have no leg to stand on
or push a gas pedal down with when it comes
to gas prices. That's one. Two we should absolutely be
questioning this administration. What are you doing that's causing us
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to have to pay so much money at the pump?
And number three, we can complain about whatever we want.
We are Americans with social media. That is our god
given right to complain. Now, let's go over these point
by point. Number one, most of us have no legs.
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We're the Lieutenant dan of complaining about by gas prizes
because we're the ones who bought these huge cars that
are not fuel efficient. They have giant gas tanks because
they're big SUVs and big trucks. And we moved fifty
miles away from where we work, like we moved out,
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Like where are the suburbs I want to go beyond that,
and then we get mad when the suburbs suddenly creep
out into our neighborhood, like what is this? Where does
all this stuff? I do? Like that gas station there,
But come on, what's going on here? Like we moved
so far away from where we work. In some cases,
we let our kids go all over the place for school,
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and you know where we go to get groceries or
you stop in a watering hole or go get something
eat whatever. We drive a ton, we live far away,
we bought big fuel efficient vehicles, and then we have
the audacity to be like, I can't believe I'm spending
so much on gas. Yeah, that's how it works when
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you do those things, and most of us have done
those things. That's fine. You know, if we want to
complain about that, that's fine. If you want to do
something about it, I suppose you can. But there are
certainly complaints to be had with some of those decisions
on the other side of that. We'll leave that for
(02:25):
another day. So number one, the number one reason we're
spending so much money on guess is us. Two this
stuff going on in Iran. I admit if I have
not made it abundantly clear throughout the morning on Nebraska's
Morning News. I'm I don't want to say I'm at
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the end of my patience. It's not impacting me other
than what I pay to fill up my car. And
maybe it's just because I was on a road trip
all over the Midwest over the last few days. That's
why I was gone last week, and that's why I
spent so much money on gas each time going hotly smokes.
Look at that, So it's like four dollars a gallon,
and I am I'll put it this way. I would
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like further clarification from our commander in chief as to
exactly what it is that we're doing right now with Iran.
He posted on True Social just a little bit ago.
There's pictures of four things America versus Iran. First of all,
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the pictures of our leaders USA. Here's a picture of
President Trump. Iran. Here's a picture of one of their
iatolas and there's a big X through him and it
says dead. And then we've got America Navy one operational,
Iran Navy destroyed, Air Force one operational for America, Iran
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Air Force destroyed, and the USA Missile Defense one hundred
percent operational Iran Air defense destroyed. I believe these things.
That's a that's a four for four.
Speaker 2 (04:22):
Why do you believe these things?
Speaker 1 (04:24):
Because Iran has not taken whatever it is that they
have left and started to try and blow up the
world with it.
Speaker 2 (04:31):
I could understand that believing that because you have some evidence,
But I just don't understand how we just take everything
everything the government says and says, okay, we believe it.
I think a lot of people do that.
Speaker 1 (04:49):
Sorry, maybe this is the first time you and I
have been on the radio together. Have you in twenty
years here listening to this babble on your headphones and
occasionally hearing what I say? Have you ever heard me
just take whatever the government says. It's God's on his
gospel truth.
Speaker 2 (05:04):
That's why I asked you why you believed that?
Speaker 1 (05:07):
Right?
Speaker 2 (05:07):
Well, and I understand there's some evidence to that.
Speaker 1 (05:11):
On that one, I don't believe it because, well, they
showed me satellite imagery of something getting blown up. By
the way, I'm a little disappointed we're not seeing constant
satellite imagery of stuff in Iran getting blown up. That
was my favorite thing on TV there for a couple
of weeks you would see on Fox News and you'd
see a blonde over here, you know, talking about what's
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going on in Iran, And then over here in the
picture and picture you would see the nighttime radar like
vision of like a jeep or a tank sitting there,
and I'm like, oh boy, and you just wait a second,
and then after a moment you would see just a
quick flash garden. I don't know. I mean, we're we
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had that. I mean, this president has given us so
much great TV, from Celebrity Apprentice to pictures of drug
boats and Iranian tanks getting the Trump treatment. Thank you
for your attention to this matter. And we would see
these things, You're like, oh, what is that? Looks like
a boat out on the ocean, and it's like through
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night vision goggles, Oh okay, that was a drug boat.
We blew it up. Oh man, was that good TV?
I can watch that for hours.
Speaker 2 (06:28):
Have we seen a reduction in the drugs that are
coming into the United States.
Speaker 1 (06:32):
There's a lot more expensive for me to buy them.
I mean, yes, yes, I think so, okay, Uh yeah,
I've had to go back to just drinking beer. Another
thing I don't get. People are like oh man, you
gotta take this drug. It might kill you on contact,
but it's gonna you're not gonna know where you are. Like,
have we run out of beer?
Speaker 2 (06:55):
No, but we're not drinking it. I go, oh man,
you saw the new studies.
Speaker 1 (06:59):
You're gonna. You're gonna. You're gonna take this drug. And
if it doesn't kill you, you might fry your brain
and you might walk around the rest of your life
thinking you're a tree frog. Like, Okay, have we run
out of rum? Did we run out? Let me let
me go to the store. No, look at this. We
got wine, we got beer, we got rum. But why
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do we need why do we need anything else? Some
people are like, all right, well I want them to
keep all right, fine, whatever you'd find in your store,
that says spirits. I walked in there thinking I was
gonna find a bunch of cheerleaders. I looked high and low,
never find It's just you know, I guess liquor counts
as spirits. I was thinking the cheerleaders had a lot
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of spirit and so they'd be multiple. So I was, okay,
it's worked back here to what I was saying. We
I believe when Trump says that we've blown up all
of their stuff, not just because I saw those images, Well,
those could be fake. That's a I all right. Iran
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has said forever, we'll kill you, all of you, doesn't
matter if you are against the United States. Right now,
we'll blow up the Vatican, We'll blow up Spain, will
blow up the United Kingdom, We'll blow up America. Well,
certainly that's all after Israel. You know we're gonna blow
them up first. We'll blow up all of it just
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for fun. We'll blow up China just because we can.
We'll blow up your mom. Everything's getting blown up. And
then we started blowing up their stuff. And if it
was them like okay, we've been waiting for an excuse
to fight back and blow up the world, they fired
a couple of little pew pews and they said, oh yeah,
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there's mines all over the straight of horror moves. Here's
a hot take. I doubt there are how many boats
have gotten blown up by mines over there.
Speaker 2 (08:54):
Well, to put so many in there, they would have
had to have been doing this for quite some time.
I know, I don't know. On a string now, like
you just dump one and then you just string them
along and every few minutes bomb drops.
Speaker 1 (09:07):
We blew up their nuclear stuff, and then we blew
up their navy in order to get the mines in
the giant the Straight of Horror moves. It's a little
bigger than Lake Manawak. It's a big place, so we
blew up their navy. Now, in order to get the
mines in the street, you've got to have ships to
take it out there. There aren't any ships to take
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those things out there. But now they're like, well, we
gotta sweep this thing from mines. Either someone put the
mines there after we crippled their ability to do so,
which seems unlikely, or the mines were there to begin with. Now,
if that was the case, how come all these these
oil tankers and cargo ships were all going through the
Straight of Horror moves.
Speaker 2 (09:46):
Before because they weren't activated.
Speaker 1 (09:48):
Good? Is that all?
Speaker 2 (09:50):
Like?
Speaker 1 (09:50):
Do they just bump into them? And if someone's not
there to be like, do I let this boat live
or do I blow it up? I don't know all
these things work. All I know is do we honestly
not have does Elon must not have a thousand different
submersibles he can send in there, and he's find the
mines and just deactivate them, or don't we have some
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sort of electromagnetic pulse. We can just fire across the
straight of Horror moves and kill all the mines and
any bit of sea life in there. That's fine. I'm
not eating carp from Iran. I don't know what's in
that thing. It's just just light it up. What are
we doing? I'm not gonna pay four dollars a gallon
for gas because the President's like, hey, no more, mister
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nice guy. You've been saying that for two months. Blow
up whatever it is that we're worried about, and then
get out, and well, we gotta we gotta have the blockade,
all right? Can we let the oil tankers out? Because
oil is a fungible resource, and the more oil there
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is so we can refine it and make gasoline, the
better off the gasoline prizes will be throughout the world.
And blame me, all right?
Speaker 2 (11:05):
What are they doing?
Speaker 1 (11:07):
Don't I don't know. I don't know.
Speaker 2 (11:10):
I don't where they storing it. What's happening?
Speaker 1 (11:13):
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (11:14):
Does it go bad?
Speaker 1 (11:16):
Yeah, it's got a shelf life. It's like bread. Right,
how long? How long has this oil been sitting out.
I don't know. Smell it here, you taste it, It's
like milk. I don't know. All I know is I
am a dumb, selfish American paying four dollars a gallon
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for gasoline, and my patience is just about out. Whatever
we're doing, if, as the President says, our leader, our navy,
our air force, and our missile defense are all one operational,
their leader, navy, air force, and their defense there, it's
all dead, all right, So what are we waiting on? Well,
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we can't send troops in there? Why not? I thought
all the people were dead. I thought of their ability
to do anything was all dead. I could go in there.
I'd go in there and look around, and is there
any any nukes here? I'll do it, clearly, I have
time on my hands.
Speaker 2 (12:22):
We'll send you in like the canary.
Speaker 1 (12:25):
That's fine, I'll send someone in there. Let's go. What
are we doing? I just want my gas prizes to
go down. I want I'm making out a wish list.
I want gas prices to go down, because that's not
just inconvenient for me, it's inconvenient for everybody. Because we've
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got a few things that are leading to the increase
and costs for food.
Speaker 2 (12:51):
But when the gas prices go down, none of those
things that you're about to mention, because we've all heard
that list ever go down talking about transportation and.
Speaker 1 (13:02):
The food food, they never go down, whether it's the
gas which yeah, I don't know. I would like to
think that market conditions being what they are, if we
all suddenly goes start getting real close to the vest
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and go all right, well, I'm not going to drive
and I'm not going to go out, and I'm not
going to eat this, and I can't afford that these
prices have to come down from market conditions. I know
it doesn't seem like they ever do, but every once
in a while it actually happens. But I mean, do
we reach a breaking point? Now? Look, I know that
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we as Americans are today on May the fourth, Star
Wars Day, twenty twenty six. May the fourth be with
you and also with you. Let us wait, that's the
different different different movies and religion, Star Wars versus Christianity.
Who will win Christianity? Jesus got that? Anyway? Where was I?
Speaker 2 (14:09):
Price is coming down? No?
Speaker 1 (14:10):
Today, at this moment in time, We've never had it
so good Americans have never had it.
Speaker 2 (14:19):
So ch you want to explain that.
Speaker 1 (14:20):
Yeah, people, we have more wealth, we have more access
to whatever it is that we need than at any
other point in history. I mean you think about I
mean not every single person, but collectively we are killing
it right now. We're just doing great. And what do
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we do? We walk around and go what do you
mean I can't hit my eight year old transgender surgery?
This is America? You know? What do you mean that
you know this? I'm running out of space in this
house I own, which is twice as big as the
house my father owned, and three times as big is
the house my grandfather owned. I run it out of space.
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What do you mean that prices for my storage garage
just went up? What do you mean that it's cost
more money to put a gas into this giant car?
If I would have driven this car back in the
nineteen forties, they would think that I was an alien
in some sort of alien tank. And we're driving around
just to take our kids to baseball practice. We have.
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Everything is bigger, it's better, it tastes better, it runs well.
Other than like microwaves and refrigerators and toasters and washing
machines and washings and dryers. Everything's made better. We've got
all the technology of the world in our hands. Your
other hand, that's your phone. We've got it. We got
it all, we have it all and all well, all
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we do is bitch about it. I get constantly, and
I know I'm guilty of it too.
Speaker 2 (15:49):
I completely disagree with everything you just said. Because the
people that can afford those gas guzzlers in their storage
areas and going out to eat, and having access to
all of the whatever you want on the internet through
Amazon or through whatever, the people who can take advantage
of those things. You're right, they're not being affected much
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by this by the price of gas. The price of
gas is affecting the general public, the mass public that
do live not maybe paycheck to paycheck, but certainly within
a small cushion of savings.
Speaker 1 (16:26):
Poor people have it better today than at any other
point in history. Poor people who are.
Speaker 2 (16:31):
Being supported by the government. Yeh yah, yeah, well, and
there's a lot of them.
Speaker 1 (16:34):
I'm not saying that I can't argue with that. I'm
not saying it's ideal, but even poor people, I mean,
you look at poor people one hundred years ago, you know,
what they weren't.
Speaker 2 (16:44):
Oh, be right, and you know what, they also weren't unhappy.
Mostly I was raised poor. We had some government assistants
growing up, and we were not happy about having to
have that. I mean I was a little kid's real
understand it, But I understood to leave as soon as
mom checked out so that I wouldn't be there with
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the food stamps. So there was some shame attached to that. Yeah,
and that's the difference between it's it's an entitlement. Now, oh,
it is not helped.
Speaker 1 (17:17):
I know, we're all depressed, we're all anxious, we all
have our emotional therapy roosters or whatever it is we're
carrying around here. We're all entitled and all we do
is complain about everything, and we light up people on
social media. And I mean, if we ever just stop
and go, you know what, we're pretty blessed.
Speaker 2 (17:38):
And I wouldn't. I would not argue that either we
are blessed. You're right about that. We have access to
clean water, clean air, and.
Speaker 1 (17:46):
And we'd yeah all that. Yeah, and we have, and
it would be a lot more blessed if gas was
closer to two dollars a gallon.
Speaker 2 (17:54):
Scott Voice news Radio eleven TENFAB.
Speaker 1 (18:00):
I don't even know how to sum up the ranting
and raving that occurred in that first segment A moment ago.
I'll just read some emails and you can try and
piece it together. In response, Scott atkfab dot com The
Great La says, welcome back, red bull for sale. So
I guess I was a little hyped up in that
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last segment. No, there is no red bull in my system.
There are a variety of other things coursing through my veins, testosterone,
intestinal fortitude, animal magnetism.
Speaker 2 (18:41):
So long as it's not hantavirus.
Speaker 1 (18:42):
Charisma, humility, There's a lot going on in here is now,
it's not the hanta nor the hantavirus. With Some people
on a cruise ship got the haunt of virus.
Speaker 2 (18:52):
Died from it, three of them.
Speaker 1 (18:54):
Yeah, the hantavirus is it has an excellent kill rate.
You don't want it.
Speaker 2 (19:00):
I thought it took you a while to die from it,
though apparently not.
Speaker 1 (19:06):
Well. I don't know, I don't have it. Every once
in a while someone lives with the haunt of virus.
Most people get it and they they're suddenly like, oh,
I just blew my nose and there's blood. Oh, I
just wipe my eyes and there's blood and I'm dead.
I'm talking about a bola no haunt of virus too.
Speaker 2 (19:26):
Huh.
Speaker 1 (19:27):
Yeah, you don't want it, but how do you get it?
Roll around in mouse droppings? Now. I don't know what
every cruise ship is like, but that's usually not one
of the fun options on the ship.
Speaker 2 (19:43):
I don't mean to laugh at You're right, it's not
something you can sign up for.
Speaker 1 (19:48):
Now, Scott emails, Oh, I love it when people who
hate this radio show always have to have a qualifier
before they owe the email. It's always like I accidentally
listened to you that I didn't want to. I was
forced by gunpoint marched to him with my radio and
forced to listen to you. I had to turn on
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the radio. You have not changed a bit, says Scott.
I thought, well, thanks man, I thought the rest of
the email. Fact, I'll just fill in the rest of
the email. You have not changed a bit. You are
every bit as good fresh as when you started on
the station twenty years ago. That's not what he said.
He says, you have not changed a bit. You are
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so pulled to the right you tripped over yourself. If
this was reversed and it was a Democrat president, with
the prices the way they are, you would be doing
nothing but complaining constantly about how was the Democrat's fault?
It was the president's fault when prices went up when
Biden was president. All they talked about on your station
was Biden fault. But you cover constantly for Trump. It's
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the what radio station were you listening?
Speaker 2 (20:52):
Yeah, I don't think you were covering for Trump at all.
Speaker 1 (20:54):
I just said this, President owes us an explanation and
some action on this, because the American people's patients on
four dollars gallon gasoline and food and other costs going
up commensurately will run out if it hasn't already. I
believe that's kind of the theme of the last half
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hour of the show. Scott. I don't know what you're
talking about, and I'm just going to venture a guest
that no one in your life when you start talking,
has any idea what you're talking about, Scott. When you
start talking to someone and you see their eyes glaze
over and you can immediately see on their face that
just waiting for some opportunity to get away from you
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rethink your whole life. Man, you can do this, pull
yourself together and occasionally have a coherent thought. I'll try.
If you try, it'll be the Scott Pact. Thank you
for the email, and thank you for listening. Terry says,
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regarding your concerns on the price of gas, always get
twenty dollars dollars worth, and then it doesn't matter the price.
It still just cost twenty dollars.
Speaker 2 (22:06):
There is some like the way he thinks.
Speaker 1 (22:08):
Right, yeah, there there is some playing tricks on yourself
that that does apply there, But twenty dollars anymore will
barely get you to the next gas station. I get this,
email says, I want, I want, I want. You'll get
nothing to like it, Signed Judge smails, thank you for that, Lucy,
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you want to take a crack at that one.
Speaker 2 (22:32):
I don't.
Speaker 1 (22:34):
Daddy shack. Oh yeah, Tom says, were you crying when
Biden was in charge and had higher gas prices? I'm
not crying now.
Speaker 2 (22:41):
I'm crying. I'm not crying over the gas prices.
Speaker 1 (22:44):
Do I look like it don't look like you're crying?
Did I Did I just see a Disney movie and
start to cry? Did someone close to me die? Did?
Why is it? I cry more at Disney movies and
the occasional beer commercial when a father and a or
going fishing together. I cry more at that than when
someone close to me. Dies. What is that? What's going on?
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I don't know. Did I just stub my left testicle? No,
I'm not crying. I'm complaining. I'm whining, but I'm not crying.
And did it? Was I whining when Biden was in
charge and at higher gas prices? Yes, we could go
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back to the archives, but I think I whined about
everything when Biden was in charge. Let's see here. Tom
says Trump is committing Republicans suicide. He's gonna get the
Republicans are gonna get slaughtered in the midterms. Just wait
till they switch to the summer blend gas soon. Some
are blend. What a scam? Some are blend. What makes
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me feel fun is that the song?
Speaker 2 (23:56):
Yes, He's exactly right, that seals and summer blend.
Speaker 1 (24:00):
Yeah, sumber blend makes you feel fine.
Speaker 2 (24:01):
Ye, some versions have breeze, but that one I think that.
Speaker 1 (24:09):
They record two versions of it. I thought it was
a song about ethanol. All right? Thank you, Tom? Oh dude,
That's the one thing I will push back on. People
are like, what's Trump doing? And the Republicans are going
to look the Republicans are responsible for their own problems.
Oh yeah. The President once again this morning posted on
his true social and said, you got to go to
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the you know, the filibuster nuclear option in the Senate.
Let's get some stuff passed. Let's really put the agenda
out there. Let's let people decide and make it a
straight majority vote in the Senate. Let's get this done.
Let's go. If the Republicans don't do that, because the
Democrats would do it to you, then it's your own fault.
You can sit there and drag your heels or stand
on principle. No one has principle anymore, and no one
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cares about your principles.
Speaker 2 (24:57):
But as far as there is a couple there are,
there are a couple of them there in Congress.
Speaker 1 (25:02):
There are still a few principled individuals. Not many off
the top of my head. Unless than some of our
local elected representatives are listening, then obviously I'm I think
you're great, but collectively, but see that now, if the
Republicans are starting to worry, they're all listening right now.
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Oh man, we're in bad shape. No, you're not. You
know why because of the attention span of the American people.
Whatever is happening now on May the fourth, be with
you Star Wars Day, they won't have any bearing. They'll
barely have bearing on next Tuesday's primary election, let alone
in November. There'll be eighty seven trillion things that we
get outraged about between now and then. We won't even
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remember what happened back in early May. It'll be like, hey,
remember when Iran was still a country before we blew
it up?
Speaker 2 (25:54):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (25:54):
Yeah, that was crazy. When was that like three years ago? No?
It was last spring? Was it? Wow? We won't know,
And none of this will have any burying on how
we vote in November because most people, no matter what happens,
we'll go vote for an R or a D with
very little eh, I'll just vote for the candidate I think.
Is no one does that anymore? Sorry? Am I shining
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too much of a light on how we collectively are here?
Do we not like the mirror I'm putting on society today?
Speaker 2 (26:28):
I don't like any mirrors.
Speaker 1 (26:29):
We're just frustrated. We're all frustrated, and we're all blaming
each other. People are blaming me. I'm blaming people. Yet
somehow we can all part friends, right right? Hey, buddy,
are we Scott Boyes, Rick and Fremont who just had
a birthday last week? Happy birthday. Rick hopefully had a
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wonderful birthday. He emails Scott at kfab dot com and says,
you are on fire. What'd you do where you were gone?
Take two weeks to twenty four hour energy? Man, I'd
like to know what your blood pressure is. My blood
pressure goes down during the show. This is the stress
relief part of my day. This is me having fun.
This is me with a smile on my face, telling
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society you're all messed up in the head. That's what
I think. Basically, Clark Griswold's rant and Christmas vacation, you
know what I think. I think you're all messed up
in the head. That's what I think. That's kind of
where I am right now. That's the look. Gas is expensive,
food is expensive. I'm still going to get all the
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gas I want. I'm still gonna eat what I want
when I want. I'm just gonna complain about it a
little bit more because what I want the President to
do is finish whatever is going on in Iran. We
gotta stop from getting nukes, did we? Yes? Okay, can
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we go home now? Well, no, because there might be
minds in the strait of horn Mooshuh. I can't stop.
Every time I hear straight or horror moose. I put
it to the tune of where the Streets Have No Name,
by you two, I can't stop, And gratefully, I haven't
put it to music, so I can hit a button
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with the music and do the whole thing. But I'm
telling you, if this thing drags on another, if we're
still doing this in two weeks, there'll be a song
I will sing, probably just that line. I don't really
have any good lyricscept to that, but I'll do it.
I'll do it now. The President should be happy. He
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got his golf tournament back in Miami and unveiled a
fifteen foot gold colored statue with his Fight Fight Fight
salute from Pennsylvania on the golf court. It wasn't like
in the middle of the eighteenth fairway, which, by the way, Lucy,
as you know, is a dog leg left part five
water on the left. I knew that you knew that
blue Monster Durell. But they it was all trumpy out there.
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It was they had a fifteen foot Trump statue out
there at the golf course, and the media was trying
to get the players on the PGA tour to say
something political. No one bit one player and it it
didn't even say what golfer it was in the story
USA Today was talking to players and said what do
(29:22):
you think about that Trump statue? And the golfer said,
it's big and gold unquote, that's how it's done. Bob,
Was it real? No? You know what, since I'm look,
I'm not trashing the president. I I'm I'm continuously looking
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at through this microscope at Donald Trump and have been
since he was before he was president. So I'm I'm
always you know, raised eyebrow, and I have some pretty
big eyebrows. It's they don't raise easy. You got to
do something. And I'm always looking at things he's doing
or saying, and I'm going, hmmm, that's an interesting decision.
(30:08):
Oh I like that. I don't know about that one.
I'll tell you one thing though, if I ever had
a chance to talk to President Trump again, you know what,
I tell him some of his gold stuff that he
puts out in this world is cheap garbage. And I'm
talking specifically about a golf ball marker. One of the
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it's poker chip sized, but it's not one of the
poker chips. One, it's a metal one. Those are the
golf golf ball markers. I prefer Lucy, the big metal,
very large though the metal it's about the size of
a JFK soon to be Donald J. Trump half dollar,
just seeing if you're paying attention, did he maybe? Who knows?
So it's about the size of a half dollar. But
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in the middle of it there's a magnetized smaller marker
because sometimes you need a smaller marker if your ball's
in someone's lying, you know, I want to put a
hub cap down on the green. So I like having
the option to do both. And if I play a
golf course and I really really like the golf course
and want something to remember it by, I'll buy one
of those ball markers. They're stupid expensive, but I still
buy one. Now I've had I've got several over the
(31:17):
years that I've had for ten years. Let's say I
have ten of them. Nine out of ten still look
as pristine with logos on them. No scratches on them.
They're all in the same part of the golf bag.
They're all just kind of in they're rubbing up against
each other. It's not it's not like I'm throwing them
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all over the concrete or anything. Nine out of ten
of them are pristine, and the tenth not even so
much as a scratch. Logo, not faded. The tenth one
is the one I got from Trump mar a Lago,
Trump International.
Speaker 2 (31:51):
What's wrong with it?
Speaker 1 (31:51):
It's garbage? Why it's the logos all scratched out. It's
the Trump coat of family arms, like the family coat
of Arms, no scratched up. Barely seeing it, you can
barely read where it says like Trump International Golf on there.
It's all it's all scratched up. And the little marker
on the inside this magnetized is barely barely hanging on. Well.
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The rest not gold.
Speaker 2 (32:14):
It's easy to scratch.
Speaker 1 (32:16):
It's you know, I'm saying, I like the president, but
whoever it is, that's like we're gonna cut. People are
obviously gonna buy this stuff because it says Trump on it.
I bought it because I loved that golf course. It's amazing.
I'd met the president out there. It was a great experience.
What do I have to remember it by? The ball
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marker also was left of my brain. But also I
have that ball marker.
Speaker 2 (32:41):
Maybe people aren't supposed to use them.
Speaker 1 (32:43):
And it's all scratched up in garbage, and it takes
me off. And I'd go to him and say, mister President,
look at this. I got this marker from this golf
course and this one from your golf course at about
the same time. Now take a look at the quality.
And you know what. He's the kind of guy who
would get on the phone fire one hundred and eighty
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people for that lack of quality control with stuff with
his name on it, and he would see to it
that stuff has made better. That's who he is. And
it's upsetting to me that there's such garbage out there
that every time I look at it, I'm like, you know,
when I pull it out, the ball marker, don't laugh,
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don't laugh, hold it together. Do you know? You know
when I whip it out? You know when I whip
it out? What when when I'm playing golf with people
who can't stand the president one hundred that's a ten
out of ten time. If I know I'm golfing with
someone who hates the president. Use I use the trump ballmarker.
A couple of emails I like that are have nothing
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to do with what we've been talking about, which is fine.
First one from Nick says, do you think that Thor
Schrock would ever consider changing the name of his program,
which is called Compute This? Nick would like it changed
to Yeah, we'll compute this just a little more forceful,
a little more in your face. Yeah, I think Thor
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would consider that. Thank you, Nick all forward it to him,
and Marita says, today is my twenty fourth wedding anniversary.
I didn't realize what we had done until our first anniversary.
Someone asked if we were Star Wars fans, and that's
why we got married on May the fourth, Star Wars Day.
May the fourth be with you, so, she says, is
(34:29):
there any way you can wish my husband, Chuck a
happy anniversary for me? No, hey, Chuck, Marita did. She
didn't spend a lot of money on your happy anniversary gift.
She got me to tell you happy anniversary on the.
Speaker 2 (34:47):
Radio Z List Celebrity.
Speaker 1 (34:49):
And by the way, speaking of the percentages, we were
talking about zero percent chance Chuck is listening right now.
That's how it always works. Hey, can you wish my
mom happy birthday? Happy birthday your mom? And then later
like can you do it again? She wasn't listening one
hundred percent of the time.
Maybe I'm the only one who cares about gas prices
going up, and I can believe two things at the
same time. Number one, we shouldn't be allowed to complain
about gas prices. And number two, we're Americans.
Speaker 2 (00:13):
We can complain about anything we want.
Speaker 1 (00:15):
You know, I should probably put that as point three.
So number one, we shouldn't. We have no leg to
stand Most of us have no leg to stand on
or push a gas pedal down with when it comes
to gas prices. That's one. Two we should absolutely be
questioning this administration. What are you doing that's causing us
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to have to pay so much money at the pump?
And number three, we can complain about whatever we want.
We are Americans with social media. That is our god
given right to complain. Now, let's go over these point
by point. Number one, most of us have no legs.
(00:57):
We're the Lieutenant dan of complaining about by gas prizes
because we're the ones who bought these huge cars that
are not fuel efficient. They have giant gas tanks because
they're big SUVs and big trucks. And we moved fifty
miles away from where we work, like we moved out,
(01:19):
Like where are the suburbs I want to go beyond that,
and then we get mad when the suburbs suddenly creep
out into our neighborhood, like what is this? Where does
all this stuff? I do? Like that gas station there,
But come on, what's going on here? Like we moved
so far away from where we work. In some cases,
we let our kids go all over the place for school,
(01:41):
and you know where we go to get groceries or
you stop in a watering hole or go get something
eat whatever. We drive a ton, we live far away,
we bought big fuel efficient vehicles, and then we have
the audacity to be like, I can't believe I'm spending
so much on gas. Yeah, that's how it works when
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you do those things, and most of us have done
those things. That's fine. You know, if we want to
complain about that, that's fine. If you want to do
something about it, I suppose you can. But there are
certainly complaints to be had with some of those decisions
on the other side of that. We'll leave that for
(02:25):
another day. So number one, the number one reason we're
spending so much money on guess is us. Two this
stuff going on in Iran. I admit if I have
not made it abundantly clear throughout the morning on Nebraska's
Morning News. I'm I don't want to say I'm at
(02:50):
the end of my patience. It's not impacting me other
than what I pay to fill up my car. And
maybe it's just because I was on a road trip
all over the Midwest over the last few days. That's
why I was gone last week, and that's why I
spent so much money on gas each time going hotly smokes.
Look at that, So it's like four dollars a gallon,
and I am I'll put it this way. I would
(03:19):
like further clarification from our commander in chief as to
exactly what it is that we're doing right now with Iran.
He posted on True Social just a little bit ago.
There's pictures of four things America versus Iran. First of all,
(03:39):
the pictures of our leaders USA. Here's a picture of
President Trump. Iran. Here's a picture of one of their
iatolas and there's a big X through him and it
says dead. And then we've got America Navy one operational,
Iran Navy destroyed, Air Force one operational for America, Iran
(04:05):
Air Force destroyed, and the USA Missile Defense one hundred
percent operational Iran Air defense destroyed. I believe these things.
That's a that's a four for four.
Speaker 2 (04:22):
Why do you believe these things?
Speaker 1 (04:24):
Because Iran has not taken whatever it is that they
have left and started to try and blow up the
world with it.
Speaker 2 (04:31):
I could understand that believing that because you have some evidence,
But I just don't understand how we just take everything
everything the government says and says, okay, we believe it.
I think a lot of people do that.
Speaker 1 (04:49):
Sorry, maybe this is the first time you and I
have been on the radio together. Have you in twenty
years here listening to this babble on your headphones and
occasionally hearing what I say? Have you ever heard me
just take whatever the government says. It's God's on his
gospel truth.
Speaker 2 (05:04):
That's why I asked you why you believed that?
Speaker 1 (05:07):
Right?
Speaker 2 (05:07):
Well, and I understand there's some evidence to that.
Speaker 1 (05:11):
On that one, I don't believe it because, well, they
showed me satellite imagery of something getting blown up. By
the way, I'm a little disappointed we're not seeing constant
satellite imagery of stuff in Iran getting blown up. That
was my favorite thing on TV there for a couple
of weeks you would see on Fox News and you'd
see a blonde over here, you know, talking about what's
(05:32):
going on in Iran, And then over here in the
picture and picture you would see the nighttime radar like
vision of like a jeep or a tank sitting there,
and I'm like, oh boy, and you just wait a second,
and then after a moment you would see just a
quick flash garden. I don't know. I mean, we're we
(05:58):
had that. I mean, this president has given us so
much great TV, from Celebrity Apprentice to pictures of drug
boats and Iranian tanks getting the Trump treatment. Thank you
for your attention to this matter. And we would see
these things, You're like, oh, what is that? Looks like
a boat out on the ocean, and it's like through
(06:20):
night vision goggles, Oh okay, that was a drug boat.
We blew it up. Oh man, was that good TV?
I can watch that for hours.
Speaker 2 (06:28):
Have we seen a reduction in the drugs that are
coming into the United States.
Speaker 1 (06:32):
There's a lot more expensive for me to buy them.
I mean, yes, yes, I think so, okay, Uh yeah,
I've had to go back to just drinking beer. Another
thing I don't get. People are like oh man, you
gotta take this drug. It might kill you on contact,
but it's gonna you're not gonna know where you are. Like,
have we run out of beer?
Speaker 2 (06:55):
No, but we're not drinking it. I go, oh man,
you saw the new studies.
Speaker 1 (06:59):
You're gonna. You're gonna. You're gonna take this drug. And
if it doesn't kill you, you might fry your brain
and you might walk around the rest of your life
thinking you're a tree frog. Like, Okay, have we run
out of rum? Did we run out? Let me let
me go to the store. No, look at this. We
got wine, we got beer, we got rum. But why
(07:20):
do we need why do we need anything else? Some
people are like, all right, well I want them to
keep all right, fine, whatever you'd find in your store,
that says spirits. I walked in there thinking I was
gonna find a bunch of cheerleaders. I looked high and low,
never find It's just you know, I guess liquor counts
as spirits. I was thinking the cheerleaders had a lot
(07:41):
of spirit and so they'd be multiple. So I was, okay,
it's worked back here to what I was saying. We
I believe when Trump says that we've blown up all
of their stuff, not just because I saw those images, Well,
those could be fake. That's a I all right. Iran
(08:01):
has said forever, we'll kill you, all of you, doesn't
matter if you are against the United States. Right now,
we'll blow up the Vatican, We'll blow up Spain, will
blow up the United Kingdom, We'll blow up America. Well,
certainly that's all after Israel. You know we're gonna blow
them up first. We'll blow up all of it just
(08:22):
for fun. We'll blow up China just because we can.
We'll blow up your mom. Everything's getting blown up. And
then we started blowing up their stuff. And if it
was them like okay, we've been waiting for an excuse
to fight back and blow up the world, they fired
a couple of little pew pews and they said, oh yeah,
(08:42):
there's mines all over the straight of horror moves. Here's
a hot take. I doubt there are how many boats
have gotten blown up by mines over there.
Speaker 2 (08:54):
Well, to put so many in there, they would have
had to have been doing this for quite some time.
I know, I don't know. On a string now, like
you just dump one and then you just string them
along and every few minutes bomb drops.
Speaker 1 (09:07):
We blew up their nuclear stuff, and then we blew
up their navy in order to get the mines in
the giant the Straight of Horror moves. It's a little
bigger than Lake Manawak. It's a big place, so we
blew up their navy. Now, in order to get the
mines in the street, you've got to have ships to
take it out there. There aren't any ships to take
(09:28):
those things out there. But now they're like, well, we
gotta sweep this thing from mines. Either someone put the
mines there after we crippled their ability to do so,
which seems unlikely, or the mines were there to begin with. Now,
if that was the case, how come all these these
oil tankers and cargo ships were all going through the
Straight of Horror moves.
Speaker 2 (09:46):
Before because they weren't activated.
Speaker 1 (09:48):
Good? Is that all?
Speaker 2 (09:50):
Like?
Speaker 1 (09:50):
Do they just bump into them? And if someone's not
there to be like, do I let this boat live
or do I blow it up? I don't know all
these things work. All I know is do we honestly
not have does Elon must not have a thousand different
submersibles he can send in there, and he's find the
mines and just deactivate them, or don't we have some
(10:13):
sort of electromagnetic pulse. We can just fire across the
straight of Horror moves and kill all the mines and
any bit of sea life in there. That's fine. I'm
not eating carp from Iran. I don't know what's in
that thing. It's just just light it up. What are
we doing? I'm not gonna pay four dollars a gallon
for gas because the President's like, hey, no more, mister
(10:37):
nice guy. You've been saying that for two months. Blow
up whatever it is that we're worried about, and then
get out, and well, we gotta we gotta have the blockade,
all right? Can we let the oil tankers out? Because
oil is a fungible resource, and the more oil there
(10:57):
is so we can refine it and make gasoline, the
better off the gasoline prizes will be throughout the world.
And blame me, all right?
Speaker 2 (11:05):
What are they doing?
Speaker 1 (11:07):
Don't I don't know. I don't know.
Speaker 2 (11:10):
I don't where they storing it. What's happening?
Speaker 1 (11:13):
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (11:14):
Does it go bad?
Speaker 1 (11:16):
Yeah, it's got a shelf life. It's like bread. Right,
how long? How long has this oil been sitting out.
I don't know. Smell it here, you taste it, It's
like milk. I don't know. All I know is I
am a dumb, selfish American paying four dollars a gallon
(11:37):
for gasoline, and my patience is just about out. Whatever
we're doing, if, as the President says, our leader, our navy,
our air force, and our missile defense are all one operational,
their leader, navy, air force, and their defense there, it's
all dead, all right, So what are we waiting on? Well,
(12:01):
we can't send troops in there? Why not? I thought
all the people were dead. I thought of their ability
to do anything was all dead. I could go in there.
I'd go in there and look around, and is there
any any nukes here? I'll do it, clearly, I have
time on my hands.
Speaker 2 (12:22):
We'll send you in like the canary.
Speaker 1 (12:25):
That's fine, I'll send someone in there. Let's go. What
are we doing? I just want my gas prizes to
go down. I want I'm making out a wish list.
I want gas prices to go down, because that's not
just inconvenient for me, it's inconvenient for everybody. Because we've
(12:47):
got a few things that are leading to the increase
and costs for food.
Speaker 2 (12:51):
But when the gas prices go down, none of those
things that you're about to mention, because we've all heard
that list ever go down talking about transportation and.
Speaker 1 (13:02):
The food food, they never go down, whether it's the
gas which yeah, I don't know. I would like to
think that market conditions being what they are, if we
all suddenly goes start getting real close to the vest
(13:24):
and go all right, well, I'm not going to drive
and I'm not going to go out, and I'm not
going to eat this, and I can't afford that these
prices have to come down from market conditions. I know
it doesn't seem like they ever do, but every once
in a while it actually happens. But I mean, do
we reach a breaking point? Now? Look, I know that
(13:44):
we as Americans are today on May the fourth, Star
Wars Day, twenty twenty six. May the fourth be with
you and also with you. Let us wait, that's the
different different different movies and religion, Star Wars versus Christianity.
Who will win Christianity? Jesus got that? Anyway? Where was I?
Speaker 2 (14:09):
Price is coming down? No?
Speaker 1 (14:10):
Today, at this moment in time, We've never had it
so good Americans have never had it.
Speaker 2 (14:19):
So ch you want to explain that.
Speaker 1 (14:20):
Yeah, people, we have more wealth, we have more access
to whatever it is that we need than at any
other point in history. I mean you think about I
mean not every single person, but collectively we are killing
it right now. We're just doing great. And what do
(14:42):
we do? We walk around and go what do you
mean I can't hit my eight year old transgender surgery?
This is America? You know? What do you mean that
you know this? I'm running out of space in this
house I own, which is twice as big as the
house my father owned, and three times as big is
the house my grandfather owned. I run it out of space.
(15:03):
What do you mean that prices for my storage garage
just went up? What do you mean that it's cost
more money to put a gas into this giant car?
If I would have driven this car back in the
nineteen forties, they would think that I was an alien
in some sort of alien tank. And we're driving around
just to take our kids to baseball practice. We have.
(15:24):
Everything is bigger, it's better, it tastes better, it runs well.
Other than like microwaves and refrigerators and toasters and washing
machines and washings and dryers. Everything's made better. We've got
all the technology of the world in our hands. Your
other hand, that's your phone. We've got it. We got
it all, we have it all and all well, all
(15:46):
we do is bitch about it. I get constantly, and
I know I'm guilty of it too.
Speaker 2 (15:49):
I completely disagree with everything you just said. Because the
people that can afford those gas guzzlers in their storage
areas and going out to eat, and having access to
all of the whatever you want on the internet through
Amazon or through whatever, the people who can take advantage
of those things. You're right, they're not being affected much
(16:11):
by this by the price of gas. The price of
gas is affecting the general public, the mass public that
do live not maybe paycheck to paycheck, but certainly within
a small cushion of savings.
Speaker 1 (16:26):
Poor people have it better today than at any other
point in history. Poor people who are.
Speaker 2 (16:31):
Being supported by the government. Yeh yah, yeah, well, and
there's a lot of them.
Speaker 1 (16:34):
I'm not saying that I can't argue with that. I'm
not saying it's ideal, but even poor people, I mean,
you look at poor people one hundred years ago, you know,
what they weren't.
Speaker 2 (16:44):
Oh, be right, and you know what, they also weren't unhappy.
Mostly I was raised poor. We had some government assistants
growing up, and we were not happy about having to
have that. I mean I was a little kid's real
understand it, But I understood to leave as soon as
mom checked out so that I wouldn't be there with
(17:04):
the food stamps. So there was some shame attached to that. Yeah,
and that's the difference between it's it's an entitlement. Now, oh,
it is not helped.
Speaker 1 (17:17):
I know, we're all depressed, we're all anxious, we all
have our emotional therapy roosters or whatever it is we're
carrying around here. We're all entitled and all we do
is complain about everything, and we light up people on
social media. And I mean, if we ever just stop
and go, you know what, we're pretty blessed.
Speaker 2 (17:38):
And I wouldn't. I would not argue that either we
are blessed. You're right about that. We have access to
clean water, clean air, and.
Speaker 1 (17:46):
And we'd yeah all that. Yeah, and we have, and
it would be a lot more blessed if gas was
closer to two dollars a gallon.
Speaker 2 (17:54):
Scott Voice news Radio eleven TENFAB.
Speaker 1 (18:00):
I don't even know how to sum up the ranting
and raving that occurred in that first segment A moment ago.
I'll just read some emails and you can try and
piece it together. In response, Scott atkfab dot com The
Great La says, welcome back, red bull for sale. So
I guess I was a little hyped up in that
(18:21):
last segment. No, there is no red bull in my system.
There are a variety of other things coursing through my veins, testosterone,
intestinal fortitude, animal magnetism.
Speaker 2 (18:41):
So long as it's not hantavirus.
Speaker 1 (18:42):
Charisma, humility, There's a lot going on in here is now,
it's not the hanta nor the hantavirus. With Some people
on a cruise ship got the haunt of virus.
Speaker 2 (18:52):
Died from it, three of them.
Speaker 1 (18:54):
Yeah, the hantavirus is it has an excellent kill rate.
You don't want it.
Speaker 2 (19:00):
I thought it took you a while to die from it,
though apparently not.
Speaker 1 (19:06):
Well. I don't know, I don't have it. Every once
in a while someone lives with the haunt of virus.
Most people get it and they they're suddenly like, oh,
I just blew my nose and there's blood. Oh, I
just wipe my eyes and there's blood and I'm dead.
I'm talking about a bola no haunt of virus too.
Speaker 2 (19:26):
Huh.
Speaker 1 (19:27):
Yeah, you don't want it, but how do you get it?
Roll around in mouse droppings? Now. I don't know what
every cruise ship is like, but that's usually not one
of the fun options on the ship.
Speaker 2 (19:43):
I don't mean to laugh at You're right, it's not
something you can sign up for.
Speaker 1 (19:48):
Now, Scott emails, Oh, I love it when people who
hate this radio show always have to have a qualifier
before they owe the email. It's always like I accidentally
listened to you that I didn't want to. I was
forced by gunpoint marched to him with my radio and
forced to listen to you. I had to turn on
(20:08):
the radio. You have not changed a bit, says Scott.
I thought, well, thanks man, I thought the rest of
the email. Fact, I'll just fill in the rest of
the email. You have not changed a bit. You are
every bit as good fresh as when you started on
the station twenty years ago. That's not what he said.
He says, you have not changed a bit. You are
(20:29):
so pulled to the right you tripped over yourself. If
this was reversed and it was a Democrat president, with
the prices the way they are, you would be doing
nothing but complaining constantly about how was the Democrat's fault?
It was the president's fault when prices went up when
Biden was president. All they talked about on your station
was Biden fault. But you cover constantly for Trump. It's
(20:49):
the what radio station were you listening?
Speaker 2 (20:52):
Yeah, I don't think you were covering for Trump at all.
Speaker 1 (20:54):
I just said this, President owes us an explanation and
some action on this, because the American people's patients on
four dollars gallon gasoline and food and other costs going
up commensurately will run out if it hasn't already. I
believe that's kind of the theme of the last half
(21:15):
hour of the show. Scott. I don't know what you're
talking about, and I'm just going to venture a guest
that no one in your life when you start talking,
has any idea what you're talking about, Scott. When you
start talking to someone and you see their eyes glaze
over and you can immediately see on their face that
just waiting for some opportunity to get away from you
(21:35):
rethink your whole life. Man, you can do this, pull
yourself together and occasionally have a coherent thought. I'll try.
If you try, it'll be the Scott Pact. Thank you
for the email, and thank you for listening. Terry says,
(21:56):
regarding your concerns on the price of gas, always get
twenty dollars dollars worth, and then it doesn't matter the price.
It still just cost twenty dollars.
Speaker 2 (22:06):
There is some like the way he thinks.
Speaker 1 (22:08):
Right, yeah, there there is some playing tricks on yourself
that that does apply there, But twenty dollars anymore will
barely get you to the next gas station. I get this,
email says, I want, I want, I want. You'll get
nothing to like it, Signed Judge smails, thank you for that, Lucy,
(22:29):
you want to take a crack at that one.
Speaker 2 (22:32):
I don't.
Speaker 1 (22:34):
Daddy shack. Oh yeah, Tom says, were you crying when
Biden was in charge and had higher gas prices? I'm
not crying now.
Speaker 2 (22:41):
I'm crying. I'm not crying over the gas prices.
Speaker 1 (22:44):
Do I look like it don't look like you're crying?
Did I Did I just see a Disney movie and
start to cry? Did someone close to me die? Did?
Why is it? I cry more at Disney movies and
the occasional beer commercial when a father and a or
going fishing together. I cry more at that than when
someone close to me. Dies. What is that? What's going on?
(23:05):
I don't know. Did I just stub my left testicle? No,
I'm not crying. I'm complaining. I'm whining, but I'm not crying.
And did it? Was I whining when Biden was in
charge and at higher gas prices? Yes, we could go
(23:29):
back to the archives, but I think I whined about
everything when Biden was in charge. Let's see here. Tom
says Trump is committing Republicans suicide. He's gonna get the
Republicans are gonna get slaughtered in the midterms. Just wait
till they switch to the summer blend gas soon. Some
are blend. What a scam? Some are blend. What makes
(23:53):
me feel fun is that the song?
Speaker 2 (23:56):
Yes, He's exactly right, that seals and summer blend.
Speaker 1 (24:00):
Yeah, sumber blend makes you feel fine.
Speaker 2 (24:01):
Ye, some versions have breeze, but that one I think that.
Speaker 1 (24:09):
They record two versions of it. I thought it was
a song about ethanol. All right? Thank you, Tom? Oh dude,
That's the one thing I will push back on. People
are like, what's Trump doing? And the Republicans are going
to look the Republicans are responsible for their own problems.
Oh yeah. The President once again this morning posted on
his true social and said, you got to go to
(24:31):
the you know, the filibuster nuclear option in the Senate.
Let's get some stuff passed. Let's really put the agenda
out there. Let's let people decide and make it a
straight majority vote in the Senate. Let's get this done.
Let's go. If the Republicans don't do that, because the
Democrats would do it to you, then it's your own fault.
You can sit there and drag your heels or stand
on principle. No one has principle anymore, and no one
(24:54):
cares about your principles.
Speaker 2 (24:57):
But as far as there is a couple there are,
there are a couple of them there in Congress.
Speaker 1 (25:02):
There are still a few principled individuals. Not many off
the top of my head. Unless than some of our
local elected representatives are listening, then obviously I'm I think
you're great, but collectively, but see that now, if the
Republicans are starting to worry, they're all listening right now.
(25:23):
Oh man, we're in bad shape. No, you're not. You
know why because of the attention span of the American people.
Whatever is happening now on May the fourth, be with
you Star Wars Day, they won't have any bearing. They'll
barely have bearing on next Tuesday's primary election, let alone
in November. There'll be eighty seven trillion things that we
get outraged about between now and then. We won't even
(25:46):
remember what happened back in early May. It'll be like, hey,
remember when Iran was still a country before we blew
it up?
Speaker 2 (25:54):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (25:54):
Yeah, that was crazy. When was that like three years ago? No?
It was last spring? Was it? Wow? We won't know,
And none of this will have any burying on how
we vote in November because most people, no matter what happens,
we'll go vote for an R or a D with
very little eh, I'll just vote for the candidate I think.
Is no one does that anymore? Sorry? Am I shining
(26:18):
too much of a light on how we collectively are here?
Do we not like the mirror I'm putting on society today?
Speaker 2 (26:28):
I don't like any mirrors.
Speaker 1 (26:29):
We're just frustrated. We're all frustrated, and we're all blaming
each other. People are blaming me. I'm blaming people. Yet
somehow we can all part friends, right right? Hey, buddy,
are we Scott Boyes, Rick and Fremont who just had
a birthday last week? Happy birthday. Rick hopefully had a
(26:51):
wonderful birthday. He emails Scott at kfab dot com and says,
you are on fire. What'd you do where you were gone?
Take two weeks to twenty four hour energy? Man, I'd
like to know what your blood pressure is. My blood
pressure goes down during the show. This is the stress
relief part of my day. This is me having fun.
This is me with a smile on my face, telling
(27:13):
society you're all messed up in the head. That's what
I think. Basically, Clark Griswold's rant and Christmas vacation, you
know what I think. I think you're all messed up
in the head. That's what I think. That's kind of
where I am right now. That's the look. Gas is expensive,
food is expensive. I'm still going to get all the
(27:33):
gas I want. I'm still gonna eat what I want
when I want. I'm just gonna complain about it a
little bit more because what I want the President to
do is finish whatever is going on in Iran. We
gotta stop from getting nukes, did we? Yes? Okay, can
(27:55):
we go home now? Well, no, because there might be
minds in the strait of horn Mooshuh. I can't stop.
Every time I hear straight or horror moose. I put
it to the tune of where the Streets Have No Name,
by you two, I can't stop, And gratefully, I haven't
put it to music, so I can hit a button
(28:16):
with the music and do the whole thing. But I'm
telling you, if this thing drags on another, if we're
still doing this in two weeks, there'll be a song
I will sing, probably just that line. I don't really
have any good lyricscept to that, but I'll do it.
I'll do it now. The President should be happy. He
(28:37):
got his golf tournament back in Miami and unveiled a
fifteen foot gold colored statue with his Fight Fight Fight
salute from Pennsylvania on the golf court. It wasn't like
in the middle of the eighteenth fairway, which, by the way, Lucy,
as you know, is a dog leg left part five
water on the left. I knew that you knew that
blue Monster Durell. But they it was all trumpy out there.
(29:00):
It was they had a fifteen foot Trump statue out
there at the golf course, and the media was trying
to get the players on the PGA tour to say
something political. No one bit one player and it it
didn't even say what golfer it was in the story
USA Today was talking to players and said what do
(29:22):
you think about that Trump statue? And the golfer said,
it's big and gold unquote, that's how it's done. Bob,
Was it real? No? You know what, since I'm look,
I'm not trashing the president. I I'm I'm continuously looking
(29:46):
at through this microscope at Donald Trump and have been
since he was before he was president. So I'm I'm
always you know, raised eyebrow, and I have some pretty
big eyebrows. It's they don't raise easy. You got to
do something. And I'm always looking at things he's doing
or saying, and I'm going, hmmm, that's an interesting decision.
(30:08):
Oh I like that. I don't know about that one.
I'll tell you one thing though, if I ever had
a chance to talk to President Trump again, you know what,
I tell him some of his gold stuff that he
puts out in this world is cheap garbage. And I'm
talking specifically about a golf ball marker. One of the
(30:32):
it's poker chip sized, but it's not one of the
poker chips. One, it's a metal one. Those are the
golf golf ball markers. I prefer Lucy, the big metal,
very large though the metal it's about the size of
a JFK soon to be Donald J. Trump half dollar,
just seeing if you're paying attention, did he maybe? Who knows?
So it's about the size of a half dollar. But
(30:53):
in the middle of it there's a magnetized smaller marker
because sometimes you need a smaller marker if your ball's
in someone's lying, you know, I want to put a
hub cap down on the green. So I like having
the option to do both. And if I play a
golf course and I really really like the golf course
and want something to remember it by, I'll buy one
of those ball markers. They're stupid expensive, but I still
buy one. Now I've had I've got several over the
(31:17):
years that I've had for ten years. Let's say I
have ten of them. Nine out of ten still look
as pristine with logos on them. No scratches on them.
They're all in the same part of the golf bag.
They're all just kind of in they're rubbing up against
each other. It's not it's not like I'm throwing them
(31:38):
all over the concrete or anything. Nine out of ten
of them are pristine, and the tenth not even so
much as a scratch. Logo, not faded. The tenth one
is the one I got from Trump mar a Lago,
Trump International.
Speaker 2 (31:51):
What's wrong with it?
Speaker 1 (31:51):
It's garbage? Why it's the logos all scratched out. It's
the Trump coat of family arms, like the family coat
of Arms, no scratched up. Barely seeing it, you can
barely read where it says like Trump International Golf on there.
It's all it's all scratched up. And the little marker
on the inside this magnetized is barely barely hanging on. Well.
(32:11):
The rest not gold.
Speaker 2 (32:14):
It's easy to scratch.
Speaker 1 (32:16):
It's you know, I'm saying, I like the president, but
whoever it is, that's like we're gonna cut. People are
obviously gonna buy this stuff because it says Trump on it.
I bought it because I loved that golf course. It's amazing.
I'd met the president out there. It was a great experience.
What do I have to remember it by? The ball
(32:37):
marker also was left of my brain. But also I
have that ball marker.
Speaker 2 (32:41):
Maybe people aren't supposed to use them.
Speaker 1 (32:43):
And it's all scratched up in garbage, and it takes
me off. And I'd go to him and say, mister President,
look at this. I got this marker from this golf
course and this one from your golf course at about
the same time. Now take a look at the quality.
And you know what. He's the kind of guy who
would get on the phone fire one hundred and eighty
(33:03):
people for that lack of quality control with stuff with
his name on it, and he would see to it
that stuff has made better. That's who he is. And
it's upsetting to me that there's such garbage out there
that every time I look at it, I'm like, you know,
when I pull it out, the ball marker, don't laugh,
(33:27):
don't laugh, hold it together. Do you know? You know
when I whip it out? You know when I whip
it out? What when when I'm playing golf with people
who can't stand the president one hundred that's a ten
out of ten time. If I know I'm golfing with
someone who hates the president. Use I use the trump ballmarker.
A couple of emails I like that are have nothing
(33:47):
to do with what we've been talking about, which is fine.
First one from Nick says, do you think that Thor
Schrock would ever consider changing the name of his program,
which is called Compute This? Nick would like it changed
to Yeah, we'll compute this just a little more forceful,
a little more in your face. Yeah, I think Thor
(34:08):
would consider that. Thank you, Nick all forward it to him,
and Marita says, today is my twenty fourth wedding anniversary.
I didn't realize what we had done until our first anniversary.
Someone asked if we were Star Wars fans, and that's
why we got married on May the fourth, Star Wars Day.
May the fourth be with you, so, she says, is
(34:29):
there any way you can wish my husband, Chuck a
happy anniversary for me? No, hey, Chuck, Marita did. She
didn't spend a lot of money on your happy anniversary gift.
She got me to tell you happy anniversary on the.
Speaker 2 (34:47):
Radio Z List Celebrity.
Speaker 1 (34:49):
And by the way, speaking of the percentages, we were
talking about zero percent chance Chuck is listening right now.
That's how it always works. Hey, can you wish my
mom happy birthday? Happy birthday your mom? And then later
like can you do it again? She wasn't listening one
hundred percent of the time.
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