The Woody Show

THE WOODY SHOW — TODAY'S PODCAST: A 'Cornell 7' frat bro claims he was too wasted to consent — Woody's take on innocent until proven guilty sparks a heated debate … Ex-pastor and American Idol contestant Caleb Flynn gets life in prison … Lawsuits in the news: Starbucks accused of mislabeling 'sugar-free' protein drinks, and a woman sues a Vegas bar after getting hurt on a mechanical penis ride … Aft...

Cheers and Jeers: Jeff's IBS helped him lose 3 pounds, Gina's kid is old enough for adult movies now, and Morgan had a dream where she saw Bort naked … NFL and MLB playoff updates … Christa Pike "may never recover" after a botched lethal injection … Trump's new Super Intelligence Force … Bort celebrates 10 years at the station … Prenup talk: should a bride-to-be sign one three weeks before the wed...

Menace, Gina & Jeff host the first Saturday Special — the best, funniest, and most controversial moments of the week on The Woody Show, plus what happens when the mics go off. This week: Menace's late-night monologue (written sober, against his will), his 14-item birthday bucket list, Sebas crowning the Folsom Street Fair "Freak of the Week", and the crew debating whether sex on the first date ruins a relationship. Plus t...

Gypsy Rose Blanchard's partner is dead from an apparent overdose, Christa Pike survived her execution and the all-female team is catching heat, and Lindsay Clancy lost another court fight. The crew debates: if you're more than an hour late, should you even show up? Menace's birthday month kicks off with two TVs to give away, Jeff G gets Sebas a birthday Cameo from a porn star, and the DUI-Q goes to the Folsom Street Fair. Plus best...

Gypsy Rose Blanchard's partner is dead from an apparent overdose, Christa Pike survived her execution and the all-female team is catching heat, and Lindsay Clancy lost another court fight. The crew debates: if you're more than an hour late, should you even show up? Menace's birthday month kicks off with two TVs to give away, Jeff G gets Sebas a birthday Cameo from a porn star, and the DUI-Q goes to the Folsom Street Fair. Plus best...

Tennessee tried to execute Christa Pike and she survived TWO lethal injections— still breathing on the gurney. Also in the headlines: a possible MLB lockout in2027, a pilot stabbed en route to Israel and treated by a dentist on board, 7-Eleven and Circle K accused of ripping off customers, and Diddy back insolitary after his pampered prison life got exposed. Menace's birthday monthbucket list: Raising Canes in London, sleepin...

Freak of the Week goes to the Folsom Street Fair — Sebas crowns Pee Wee the "pup-lic urinal" Freak of the Year over Mr. Smiles and David's pee pool. In the headlines: wild card baseball, a Florida mom who allegedly ditched her 4 kids for a cruise, Lindsay Clancy's lawyer questioning whether she killed her children, and Trump rebranding AI as "Super Intelligence." Plus Diddy's VIP prison life — massages, good food, a cel...

Freak of the Week goes to the Folsom Street Fair — Sebas crowns Pee Wee the "pup-lic urinal" Freak of the Year over Mr. Smiles and David's pee pool. In the headlines: wild card baseball, a Florida mom who allegedly ditched her 4 kids for a cruise, Lindsay Clancy's lawyer questioning whether she killed her children, and Trump rebranding AI as "Super Intelligence." Plus Diddy's VIP prison life — massages, good food, a cel...

The Woody Show opens with a drunk guy's voicemail rendition of "Come AsYou Are" — and somehow that's not even the wildest call, because anotherlistener's raccoon attack cost him $33,000. Jeff G's "Would You Rather" goes fully unhinged — licking a NYC subway floor vs. chewing a stranger'stoothbrush, re-living your birth vs. watching your conception — while CraigslistPrice Is Right puts a signed Sydney Sweeney photo...

Monday's show hit different: The voicemail line had a listener who'd bang Jeff, Gina, and Morgan, so there's that. The VMAs belonged to Madonna, Dolly got her sendoff, and the crew debated whether we're officially over mourning celebrities yet. Menace beat Gina in NFL Biggest Loser again, USC suspended a linebacker, Costco brought back the twisted churro, and Sammi's secret Jo Koy fart got the animated treatment. Jeff G said goodby...

Monday's show hit different: The voicemail line had a listener who'd bang Jeff, Gina, and Morgan, so there's that. The VMAs belonged to Madonna, Dolly got her sendoff, and the crew debated whether we're officially over mourning celebrities yet. Menace beat Gina in NFL Biggest Loser again, USC suspended a linebacker, Costco brought back the twisted churro, and Sammi's secret Jo Koy fart got the animated treatment. Jeff G said goodby...

Monday's show hit different: The voicemail line had a listener who'd bang Jeff, Gina, and Morgan, so there's that. The VMAs belonged to Madonna, Dolly got her sendoff, and the crew debated whether we're officially over mourning celebrities yet. Menace beat Gina in NFL Biggest Loser again, USC suspended a linebacker, Costco brought back the twisted churro, and Sammi's secret Jo Koy fart got the animated treatment. Jeff G said goodby...

Friday's show was a certified banger — the crew confessed what they're OCD about, from Woody's sock-folding rituals and gas pumped to the exact dollar to Greg's perfectly straight doors, plus the week's wildest headlines including Macklemore's Free Palestine tour and Snoop Dogg hosting the VMAs. Fail stories delivered as always: the guy who put superglue in his urethra, the woman who drank her own pee to beat a breathalyzer, ...

Today on The Woody Show, the NFL Biggest Loser comes down to Gina vs. Menace, while Greg is still trying to figure out the difference between the line and the spread. This Week in Audio brings us an unhinged Bucs fan, a live tailgate engagement, the Mango Matcha guy, the viral Red Bikini Girl and a debate over whether a terrified woman is being a bitch…or a Greg Gory. We also talk to the Chinese Buffet Guy, Tio Tim stops by,...

Today on The Woody Show, the NFL Biggest Loser comes down to Gina vs. Menace, while Greg is still trying to figure out the difference between the line and the spread. This Week in Audio brings us an unhinged Bucs fan, a live tailgate engagement, the Mango Matcha guy, the viral Red Bikini Girl and a debate over whether a terrified woman is being a bitch…or a Greg Gory. We also talk to the Chinese Buffet Guy, Tio Tim stops by,...

The Woody Show laughs at Caleb Williams memes and Jeff gets put on the spot for parenting advice, while Menace wonders if kids can basically be trained with treats like dogs. Plus, Redneck News brings a bucket of poop, Wendy’s drops an emo album, and the crew battles over the greatest one-hit wonder of all time. We also follow up on the Florida woman whose “that cocaine in my ass isn’t mine” defense somehow ...