FULL SHOW POD: The Woody Show January 24th 2025 Podcast

Fail Stories, The DUIQ, Rich on Tech & More!

Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:02):
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Speaker 2 (00:17):
The Woody Show.

Speaker 1 (00:23):
This is the Woody Show. Insensitivity Training class is now
in session. A good morning, everybody.

Speaker 2 (00:46):
Yeah what today is January the twenty third, twenty twenty five,
twenty fourth? What I say?

Speaker 3 (00:55):
Yeah third, twenty third?

Speaker 2 (00:56):
Oh my god, your kid's The theme of all week
has just been I've said I said the wrong month,
the wrong month. Yea, I said the wrong day, I
got the wrong year. I got to hit the trifecta. No,
thank god. It's the end of the week, you guys.
Today is Friday. Oh yeah, I like that. Yeah, alright,

(01:23):
my name is whatdy?

Speaker 4 (01:23):
That is great?

Speaker 2 (01:24):
Gordon Menace, do you have your Friday grating? We got
Sea Bass there, Sammy gort is here, we got Morgan,
we got Bond and we're making it. We're gonna get
to the morning the weekend as quickly as you can.
It is Friday. It's the Woodie Show, all right. Now

(01:49):
it's official into a Friday morning. We got the fail
stories for you today. Also, our dumb Ass contest d
u i Q get caught up in some of the
trending news headlines. Also, we're gonna talk to rich Richard Muro.
He is a tech guy and he got he does
TV where he talks tech consumer tech, so stuff that
the average person, you know, it won't even confuse Greg.

Speaker 3 (02:10):
Yeah, no way, yeah, I actually care about.

Speaker 2 (02:12):
Yeah, But he does tech talk on television. He's got
a nationally syndicated radio show called Rich on Tech, and
we're gonna talk to him. He just went to the
Samsung thing this week and all the new stuff about
the new Samsung phone, the new Android phone, and plus
some other stuff that we'll get into. We're gonna him
on every once in a while. It's not gonna be
a weekly thing, but just every once in a while.
People love tech and apps and things to know about

(02:35):
that you might enjoy, just make your life easier. Actual
experts from an actual experts as opposed to us trying
to figure out whatever that is. So that's coming up again.
Anything we can do to get through the morning into
the weekend as quickly as possible. It's happening today here
on the Woody Show. Phones are open at eight seven
seven four Woody. You can hit us up with a
text over to two two nine eight seven, and even

(02:56):
the rats are partying hard please in Houston to discovered
that some rat has been taking evidence out of storage
lockers at the Houston Police Department.

Speaker 4 (03:06):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (03:07):
So the mayor had this news conference saying that the
drugs that were being stored in evidence lockers are attracting
rats who were eating them and then damaging other evidence
in the process. Okay, so that Yeah, so he made
this situation clear when he said, we got four hundred

(03:28):
thousand pounds of marijuana and storage that the rats are
the only ones enjoying.

Speaker 4 (03:32):
Sure, guys, we had this cocaine. Must have been the rats. Yeah, sure, Yeah,
they also took all the money.

Speaker 3 (03:43):
They ate all of it.

Speaker 4 (03:44):
You ever see those like videos of like raccoons that
will break into like a grocery store and then they
drink all the alcohol and they get wasted, or they'll
dumpsters and they're all high.

Speaker 2 (03:54):
Before there was there was something recently. It might have
been Houston, and there was somewhere where they were talking
about how many, how many pounds, how many how much
space all the drugs they were just holding was taking
up because they hold on to all this stuff for
so long, way longer than they need to, even after
like a trial is over like for whatever reason, they
were holding on to this stuff and they realized that,

(04:17):
you know what, we're never going to need this again.
They were hoarding. Yeah, and so they said they were
going to take all the old drugs and stuff and
they were going to have them destroyed and they was
going to clear up. I forget how for all these
new things that they need to store that they didn't
have room for, Like, well, why are we holding on?
Like how long is hold on the tax returns? I forget?

Speaker 4 (04:34):
Three years?

Speaker 5 (04:34):
Oh?

Speaker 6 (04:34):
Is that it's weird that they destroy all the drugs
right after the Office Holiday party?

Speaker 4 (04:38):
Yes, bizarre? The timing is off.

Speaker 7 (04:40):
Well year, didn't they do like a big burn pile
of like weed, Like okay, that's not exactly thinking smarter, Yeah.

Speaker 2 (04:46):
And all the stoners were down wind yeah, actually flush
it down the toilet. Yeah, they were going to put
it into like an incinerator. They have this big giant
warehouse and all it is is just just those like
you see in the CSI shows. It was like cardboard
file box.

Speaker 8 (05:00):
Do they allow visits take a little or save it
and recreate the classic movie Office Christmas Party with Jason Bateman?

Speaker 9 (05:06):
Right?

Speaker 4 (05:06):
Yea, which I was looking for the other day.

Speaker 2 (05:11):
Even the rants are turning up. That's pretty fun. Or
how about this just in case you're going to France. Uh,
the authorities there are warning people not to buy or
use erection honey oh, because they say the packets of
honey are laced with erectile dysfunction drugs, but they're sold
as a natural aphrodisiac. I guess it's been selling.

Speaker 3 (05:30):
Like crazy because you think it's natural, and.

Speaker 2 (05:33):
There have been these reports of people having like seizures, hemorrhages,
kidney problems after using this erection honey.

Speaker 8 (05:39):
I didn't know France had gas station boner.

Speaker 10 (05:41):
Like we do.

Speaker 4 (05:42):
Apparently fancy.

Speaker 2 (05:43):
Yeah, they get sold as shots or sticks and they
have like names like black Horse Biomax, and they're sold
in clubs and other nightlife locations.

Speaker 6 (05:52):
Sounds like they actually work though, So that's you're gonna
do money's work.

Speaker 2 (05:55):
Yeah yeah, I mean yeah, people just like freaking out
that's France, end up in hospital.

Speaker 8 (06:00):
That should be here to defend yourself. Guys who buy
gest station boner pills. I know that's how lamar Odom
almost dies. Clearly someone was buying them, because I see
him very well.

Speaker 4 (06:09):
Everywhere that's never gone away.

Speaker 2 (06:11):
Yeah, and that like really cheap packaging.

Speaker 3 (06:13):
Yeah, usually a hologrammy.

Speaker 2 (06:15):
Yeah, all right, phones are open eight seven seven forty four, Woody,
Friday check ins. Have you got one of those four us?
You can send that over on the text over to
to nine eight seven. Valley dumb.

Speaker 4 (06:28):
Nice.

Speaker 2 (06:28):
Back to the Woodies, go into another new hour on
a Friday morning, you guys, Insensitivity Training for a politically
Correct World January to twenty fourth, twenty twenty five. As mentioned,
it's Friday.

Speaker 4 (06:44):
Yeah, let's go.

Speaker 2 (06:48):
My phones are open eight seven seven forty four, Woodie.
You can hit us up with the text over to
to nine eight seven. We got your Friday check ins there.
We got the d YQ coming up later on this
hour for you. You chance to win a prize if
you're going to be our contestant and you can pull
it off. I mean, the drug people very rarely know anything.

(07:09):
So you know, best pass is to go with no.
But hey, you want to get brave. I think we
probably have two people that lose all year. If that, yeah,
if that, it's noteworthy.

Speaker 4 (07:19):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (07:19):
So in other words, like if you get in, you're
the contestant, you're probably gonna win. That's a good thing.
Among some other things, we are going to start the hour.
We got some Friday fail stories ready to go, and uh,
I think all of these involve the police in some way,
shape or form. All right, let us jumping boys and girls.

(08:18):
It is time for your Friday fail story. All these
people thought he had the perfect plan, the plan that
could never go wrong with it. Somewhere along the line
it went from being a great idea the one big
stink in mega uber ultra.

Speaker 4 (08:48):
Okay, did you hear where it went? Waight off track?

Speaker 2 (08:51):
I cut MENACE's microphone instantly got better. It was you
were trying to sabotage.

Speaker 4 (08:56):
We did get on track because you went. I got
distracted by what so mad? So I started thinking, well,
Sea Bass walked into the room, and I'm supposed to
give him a microphone. And then I'm thinking in my
head did I bring that microphone that I'm supposed to
focus up? I'm trying to think is it in my car?

(09:20):
Is it not?

Speaker 10 (09:21):
Okay?

Speaker 2 (09:21):
Well, think about that later. We know that you can
only do one thing at a time.

Speaker 4 (09:25):
When you think about it, it makes your voice go, I'm like,
is it in my car? Is it not in my car?

Speaker 2 (09:31):
Like I said, a lot of these stories all in
all the police, including that one story that Sea Bass
was telling us about the police officer in Florida had
an interesting day on that job where she pulled the
guy over on the body. Can all the footage we
have in the clip I'm gonna play for you again
just in case you missed it, because the driver commonly
informs them that hey, I got a gun on me,
and so they got him out of the car. The
female cop frisks him and as she's taking the gun

(09:55):
out of the guy's waistband, it's suddenly fired and she
shot the guy with his own gun, the bullet going
through his upper thigh, exited from his inner thigh. He's
expected to make a full recovery, but he's suing because
he now has lasting injuries that have hindered his ability
to walk into work. And as far as the cops go,

(10:17):
so fired. So that police officer that because it was
the one guy who's like talking to the guy you
know there at the car and then it's the female
officer who's frisking him.

Speaker 11 (10:26):
Carte Okay, so yeah, sailed.

Speaker 2 (10:40):
This one. Also, this is from Florida sheriff's deputy had
resigned from his job because he crashed into a civilian's car.
But it wasn't just any regular accident. It turns out
the sheriff's deputy had been watching porn on his phone
when the crash happened.

Speaker 4 (10:58):
I thought they were trained to though.

Speaker 2 (11:00):
It was all captured on his body cam. You even
see him tossing the phone onto the seat right after
the accident and then going to check on the other driver. Now,
of course he didn't tell his boss, is what really happened,
At least at first he didn't.

Speaker 4 (11:13):
Of course, he.

Speaker 2 (11:13):
Tried to say that the brakes had locked up before
he rear ended the other car, but obviously the video
blew that up. Oh and Greg, he wasn't wearing a
seat belt either. What's sale? What's what's the saying? What's
good for you? Not good for the rules.

Speaker 4 (11:30):
For rules for the not for me? Yeah for me? Yeah,
it's like yeah, supposed to rhyme, Gina.

Speaker 2 (11:37):
And yeah, rules for you, rules, rules, rules for thee
not for.

Speaker 4 (11:42):
Not for myself, that you, not for you, rules for you?

Speaker 2 (11:48):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (11:49):
And I broke my own rules because that's a similar thing.
Happened to me and he wasn't watching porn. But like
you know, if you're going an uber with me, I
always just do Uber Black, even though it was way
too expense of and I overpay every single time because
I don't like using uber X because I always have
horrible experiences and then so my but I went against

(12:10):
my rule and I did Uber X just recently, and
the guy's watching a football game he's driving.

Speaker 2 (12:16):
Well, it's playoffs, dude.

Speaker 3 (12:17):
Yeah you want to do yeah radio.

Speaker 4 (12:20):
It's just up by the steering wheel, like you know
the game.

Speaker 2 (12:23):
Okay, full admission time. I just did that last week.
It was, you know, when the divisional games were going on.
I had drive my son to his hockey game, and
so I had the phone horizontal, sitting like up by
like where you see the speedometer, like up on you know,
behind the steering wheel, and yeah, I was keeping an
eye on the game.

Speaker 4 (12:44):
Watching the game.

Speaker 2 (12:44):
He was watching too.

Speaker 4 (12:46):
Okay, So on the road you know where we are.

Speaker 2 (12:51):
I told you I really good. I'm really good at
texting and driving. You are, Yeah, I'm amazing at it.

Speaker 6 (12:56):
On long road trips, I watched seasons of shows and yeah,
they put the app on your phone for a reason.

Speaker 2 (13:03):
Did you see there's a thing that keeps popping up
on Instagram And it's this device that connects to your
infotainment system like Apple CarPlay does, except it turns it
into a straight up television, so whatever you're streaming on
your phone will just show up on the on the screen.

Speaker 4 (13:21):
Yeah. Well, like back in the day, I mean, that's
that was the thing to have that on your like
right in this center console having a TV or DVD player, And.

Speaker 2 (13:33):
I thought it was in the back of the headrest.

Speaker 4 (13:34):
For the front, but then they made it illegal.

Speaker 2 (13:39):
Okay, Well, here's one from Virginia Beach with this police
officer named Jarn. Harry hired a hooker and they did
the sex and then after they were basking in the afterglow,
just laying in bed for a while, they agreed to
shower together romantic but then Jirn jumped in the shower
and that's when Dream, the hooker's name, not her legal name, probably,

(14:01):
but Dream never joined him. She stole his car. Oh no,
it sounds like it was his personal vehicle, not a
squad car. But she took his wallet, his phone, and
his police credentials. He used his neighbor's phone to call
it in. The cops found Dream the Hooker driving around
in his car with a different dude. She told him

(14:21):
it was her baby daddy and claimed the jirn It
offered her the use of his car, but she also
used at least one of his credit cards. So she's
facing about a half a dozen charges.

Speaker 8 (14:32):
Now.

Speaker 2 (14:32):
As far as Jirron goes, he's not facing any charges yet,
but he's also not a cop anymore. He was so
fired in sales. By the way, I'm going to show
you the mug shot. This is a dream the Hooker
her mugshot. Serious question. Would you hire this thing for sex?

(14:53):
I mean it looks like black Wendy's. Yeah, like you
know that fast food chain Wendy's and the girl Wendy.

Speaker 4 (15:02):
Do you see what street hookers look like? No, you don't,
not really on social media?

Speaker 2 (15:08):
No, not really.

Speaker 10 (15:09):
I see it in movies they're up.

Speaker 4 (15:12):
Yeah, but you would pay.

Speaker 2 (15:13):
This thing for sex?

Speaker 4 (15:14):
I would not. No, No, huh uh disgusting so gross.
I used to.

Speaker 6 (15:20):
Drive past a bunch of hookers on the way to
work every single day, and it was the stereotype, like
the leopard print Oh yeah, skirts and I would have
hired them.

Speaker 4 (15:29):
What I used to do radio street team. We would
pick them up off the street and bring him to
the radio station and like, you know, hear their story.

Speaker 10 (15:36):
Yeah, I love that.

Speaker 4 (15:37):
Yeh.

Speaker 2 (15:38):
Here one last story before we move on, another one
from Florida. Forty one year old broad Octavia Wells. She
wanted to buy some fentanyl from her local, friendly neighborhood
drug dealer, so she texted him arranged a meet up
at a grocery store, but when she got there, instead
of the dealer, it was the cops. Turns out she

(15:58):
accidentally texted a cop instead because she had her drug
dealer saved in her phone as PJ. Mistakenly texted Steven Pettijohn,
who is a investigator with the Sheriff's Office, also known
as PJ. So obviously she had had some dealings with them.

Speaker 3 (16:14):
Before, sure, and just had the cops the numbers.

Speaker 2 (16:16):
Yeah, and so she's like, oh, PJ, okay whatever, they're
both in the phone. But anyway, she was arrested, taken
to fail jail, and.

Speaker 3 (16:22):
Sal Yeah that's no.

Speaker 2 (16:25):
Good, that's uh that happens.

Speaker 4 (16:26):
Yeah, oh my god.

Speaker 2 (16:27):
Phones are opening eight seven to seven forty four Woody,
you can send us a text over to two to
nine eight seven. We're gonna take a break. That we
met us has plenty of time to figure out this
microphone situation, right, don't want to be distracted that he
owes se mass. Yes, and we're gonna do the Duyq
coming up next. If you like to play again, you're
almost guaranteed to win.

Speaker 3 (16:47):
Yeah, no pressure.

Speaker 2 (16:48):
Very few people ever lose this game. But if you'd
like to be our contestant for the Duyq, go ahead,
give us a call now. We'll clear out the phones.
Eight seven seven forty four, Woody.

Speaker 3 (16:57):
The trans letter at the English alphabet is what you
value in that.

Speaker 2 (17:06):
Worry Woody, show well to Friday. It's time for a
dumb ass contest. We'd love it if you would win something.
Let the clear stuff out please, minimalists, yeah someone yeah,
well that could occur at least Medicina, Greg and.

Speaker 6 (17:21):
I do I love it. I gotta do more of that, all.

Speaker 2 (17:24):
Right, we're looking for a contesting eight seven seven. It's
eight seven seven forty four. Wody in the game. We're
gonna play the du c Yeah, she mask Please explain
the game to.

Speaker 8 (17:36):
Everybody I find a drunk person, and then you play
by guessing whether they can answer simple, simple trivia questions.
If you can guess whether they're answering correctly two times
out of three, you'll win.

Speaker 2 (17:46):
All right, let's go to our contesting this morning. Say
hi to Jenny, Good morning, Jenny, good money morning. So
you're gonna play the d u i Q. Now, before
we get into the questions, you're guessing if the drunk
will know stuff or not. We're gonna have to know
them a little bit better that we have a better
idea just how with it or not with it? Most
of the time that they are h And who do

(18:06):
we have here? Sea Bass?

Speaker 8 (18:07):
This is Laney and she's gonna tell you, of course
about what she's drinking, but also about her male companion.

Speaker 2 (18:13):
Okay, here's Lane. What have you had to drink this evening?

Speaker 9 (18:17):
My god?

Speaker 2 (18:18):
Granberries and no baby coming down for a no across
the bowlder a right, yeah, no, guys, they gave me drunk.
You have a you said it kind of a boyfriend.

Speaker 12 (18:33):
Something like that he'd be messing around with another girl sometimes,
so like whatever, how.

Speaker 2 (18:38):
Do you know he's screwing messing around another girl?

Speaker 8 (18:40):
My god, that's a bar.

Speaker 2 (18:43):
What are they walked in together? He had he had
her perth on his shoulder. How much hotter are you
than the other girl?

Speaker 11 (18:51):
Oh?

Speaker 2 (18:51):
Why she's gone girls crack.

Speaker 4 (18:56):
Wow wow, very passionate.

Speaker 2 (18:58):
No, very quiet on the sea. Bask what are you
giving her?

Speaker 4 (19:02):
Look?

Speaker 8 (19:02):
I'm gonna be as polite as possible. Okay, she's she's
skimming five. She better be really hot to be that
annoying when she's not drunk. I'm giving her, you know,
a break because she's drunk. But man just like she
better watch out because Sammy wants to steal her man
because her man's cheating on her.

Speaker 2 (19:23):
That's true. She doesn't mind cheaters. She thinks cheaters are
good people.

Speaker 4 (19:27):
First, Yeah, you called them saints.

Speaker 2 (19:31):
She's the only person in.

Speaker 3 (19:32):
This room that defends That's the first question I asked.

Speaker 2 (19:35):
That defends infidelity. She's the only one that defends it.
Please defend, Jenny. Are you ready for the questions? All right,
we're gonna try to guess with menace and Sammy. Uh,
there's stone called sober question number one here for the
d U. I Q, what sport uses a wicket? A wicked.

Speaker 4 (19:57):
I don't know that. I don't.

Speaker 2 (19:59):
I'm sure maybe I've heard of the sport. I don't
know what a wicked is. I don't know if I've
ever heard the term wicket.

Speaker 10 (20:05):
Give you too much to say. Everybody get wicked good,
Everybody get wicked.

Speaker 4 (20:10):
That's like a sample on some song.

Speaker 2 (20:12):
Everybody, everybody get wick good. I'll start wicked triple knowing it?

Speaker 5 (20:17):
All right?

Speaker 2 (20:18):
What do you think, Gina, I'm also triple now, you're
gonna triple No, I'm gonna go triple no on this one.
Menace and Sammy, what do you think? Do you think
that Laney's gonna get it?

Speaker 4 (20:30):
No? No, no, all right.

Speaker 2 (20:32):
Let's go to Jenny. You get morning, Jenny. What do
you think?

Speaker 5 (20:37):
I think it's a Kalasaki?

Speaker 2 (20:39):
No triple no, allow, Kawasaki. It's really fast. It's a
really fast all right, so Nagasaki knows what she's going for,
all right. Question number one d U I Q what
sport uses a wicket? Menace?

Speaker 4 (20:57):
Polo? Polo?

Speaker 3 (20:59):
Okay, Sammy, cricket wow, Sammy?

Speaker 2 (21:03):
Yeah, that sounds.

Speaker 3 (21:05):
Like how did you heard the phrase? Like, oh, that's
a sticky wicket? No, okay, sticky wicked? Have No, I
haven't like croquet cloth. Perhaps you have a wicket in
your garden.

Speaker 4 (21:18):
I was thinking high oh that I want to.

Speaker 2 (21:22):
Run through your wicked garden.

Speaker 3 (21:24):
Oh yeah, that's you.

Speaker 2 (21:27):
Did you know that, Morgan? You ever heard that before? No,
or even the term sticky wicked.

Speaker 3 (21:31):
That's a sniky wicked.

Speaker 2 (21:32):
I never heard it.

Speaker 3 (21:33):
That's that's exactly right.

Speaker 10 (21:36):
And Greg, you're thinking of us.

Speaker 4 (21:37):
She's stera. She's stera, the thing they used in the Highlight.

Speaker 2 (21:40):
Okay, I mean my wife went and saw Wicket.

Speaker 3 (21:43):
Yeah, she's at least.

Speaker 2 (21:45):
Four times in the theater Wicket.

Speaker 4 (21:48):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (21:49):
Greg did a whole review on Wicket.

Speaker 3 (21:50):
He loved Wicket. Yeah, I'm going to Wicket tonight.

Speaker 4 (21:53):
Oh god, lucky?

Speaker 2 (21:55):
Are you wait? Is the play or the movie?

Speaker 10 (21:57):
And is this the first time you're going?

Speaker 3 (21:58):
Oh no, well, I mean in my life. Now, I
saw years ago this go around at the theater. This
is my first go around at the theater.

Speaker 2 (22:07):
The play, the musical, musical stage.

Speaker 3 (22:10):
Not taking my kid. He asked for for Christmas? What
do you think?

Speaker 4 (22:19):
Okay, boyfriend his boyfriend.

Speaker 2 (22:22):
Yeah, he asked for some rollerblades too.

Speaker 3 (22:26):
We're going in the mini Cooper.

Speaker 2 (22:29):
All right, all right, Question number one d u i
Q again Jenny, our contestant, said that our drunk friend
Laney would not get it. What sport uses a wicket.
It's like that there's a ball.

Speaker 12 (22:42):
And then there's players, but it's sport.

Speaker 4 (22:46):
Yeah, I have it on the table top.

Speaker 3 (22:48):
You do.

Speaker 2 (22:49):
You also have some lights on the tip of your too. Yeah,
I did, all right, didn't didn't get it, but hey,
that's good news for you. Jenny, you're on the board. Yeah,
you got one point. Hear this round of the d.

Speaker 9 (23:02):
U y Q.

Speaker 2 (23:03):
Question number two.

Speaker 8 (23:05):
What does the word lyche translate into English?

Speaker 4 (23:09):
Okay?

Speaker 2 (23:11):
Uh, tell me more about Laney.

Speaker 4 (23:15):
What's her she is?

Speaker 8 (23:16):
You know she could pass for Okay, you know language
that this word comes from. But I don't think she is.

Speaker 3 (23:23):
Where was this where Nashville Tennis?

Speaker 8 (23:26):
Okay, it's more of a wild card there.

Speaker 2 (23:32):
I will say that she will know. Okay, I'll say
that she knows. I think sweep it.

Speaker 3 (23:39):
Yes, same, I think they all know.

Speaker 6 (23:42):
A very rare yes sweep from me. Greg going to
do a very rare only yes to Sammy.

Speaker 3 (23:50):
Oh okay, that's.

Speaker 10 (23:52):
Different, right, Yeah, she just looked into croaker. Did a cricket?

Speaker 2 (23:58):
You never know, Samy? Do you think that Laney will
get it. No, yes, you do, Jenny, what do you
think most importantly you're trying to win something here?

Speaker 5 (24:08):
I know this is a wild card. One one of
the easier questions that she has ever asked.

Speaker 10 (24:13):
It sure is, I'm.

Speaker 5 (24:16):
Going to go with a yes on this one.

Speaker 4 (24:18):
All right, yes.

Speaker 2 (24:19):
Question number two for the d u I q what
does the word lyche translate into English? Menace milk, sammy milk.
The answer so the doubles so far is intact.

Speaker 3 (24:34):
Come on, Laney, dramatic.

Speaker 4 (24:36):
All right, it's like weigo waun some waves ran cheros on.
It was that were to say something.

Speaker 2 (24:45):
Did you get distracted again?

Speaker 4 (24:46):
No, it's something I can't say.

Speaker 10 (24:49):
Okay, but what are you trying to?

Speaker 4 (24:50):
Wait? No, it was going to involve was, oh, okay,
I can't.

Speaker 2 (24:54):
I can't say I'm sorry, I'm sorry I got distracted.

Speaker 4 (24:59):
Jenny.

Speaker 2 (24:59):
Did you say yes or no?

Speaker 4 (25:00):
No?

Speaker 2 (25:00):
Right?

Speaker 4 (25:01):
She said yes? She said yes, okay.

Speaker 2 (25:03):
Because all right, all right, all right, let's see will
it be a full sweep? Question number two, what does.

Speaker 8 (25:08):
The word lyche translate into English?

Speaker 2 (25:12):
Say? Am I supposed to know Spanish? Beautiful? Would you
say you are leisure? Yes? Well, not a not according
to Sea Mass, you're skimming a five.

Speaker 4 (25:26):
That's what he said.

Speaker 2 (25:27):
She's still young. Yeah, yeah, that's why we have three questions.
You still have a chance to win. You got one right,
you got one wrong. This is make or break question
number three here on the d U I q.

Speaker 3 (25:39):
A kodiak is a type of what come on?

Speaker 10 (25:42):
Now?

Speaker 8 (25:42):
There are I'll say this, There are numerous correct answers
here really okay? Oh yeah, of course all of them.

Speaker 10 (25:53):
Yeah, write write down, write down.

Speaker 4 (25:57):
Each one.

Speaker 2 (25:57):
I will say no for Lany, I think that's the
safe bet. Uh. Yes, for Sammy, that's a confidence.

Speaker 4 (26:08):
Right because she knows all.

Speaker 3 (26:10):
Yeah every time.

Speaker 2 (26:12):
Yeah, menus no.

Speaker 5 (26:14):
Yeah.

Speaker 7 (26:14):
I was gonna say yes to Samy and Menace, but
Menace is still writing.

Speaker 4 (26:19):
Yes the multiple ways.

Speaker 3 (26:21):
Okay, you know what.

Speaker 7 (26:23):
I'm going to say yes, yes to Samy and Menace,
No to Lady.

Speaker 2 (26:28):
Do you know what the answer is? Morgan, don't say it?

Speaker 4 (26:30):
But do you know what it is?

Speaker 2 (26:31):
Can I hear the question again? Oh you sure can?
Here we go.

Speaker 4 (26:34):
Ay.

Speaker 2 (26:34):
Codiac is a type of what do you know.

Speaker 4 (26:37):
What it is?

Speaker 2 (26:37):
I have a guess, but I know it's wrong. Okay,
let's see what do you think? Here, Jenny, this is
make her break.

Speaker 10 (26:45):
Face.

Speaker 5 (26:45):
Fine, No, she doesn't know what say, She's not going
to know that.

Speaker 2 (26:47):
She's not going to know this, all right, Medas and Sammy,
Will she get it? No? No, let's find out if
you guys get the point. Question number three. A codiac
is a type of what menace?

Speaker 4 (27:02):
A bear?

Speaker 2 (27:04):
Sammy, I'm now getting worried.

Speaker 12 (27:05):
I heard the question on because well I have like
whiskey or Scott.

Speaker 8 (27:09):
A kodiac is a type of what coniac?

Speaker 4 (27:15):
Conyak kodiac?

Speaker 10 (27:18):
Okay, now I know it's kodiac.

Speaker 4 (27:19):
I put yeah cody.

Speaker 3 (27:22):
Is that like a terrain?

Speaker 4 (27:23):
Huh? Well I put kodiac because Kodiak cakes and their
logo as a bear.

Speaker 2 (27:28):
Yeah, look at that.

Speaker 4 (27:29):
That's right power cakes.

Speaker 2 (27:31):
Yeah, progre when you need protein in your waffles and
power cakes, I wrote liquor.

Speaker 6 (27:41):
You both heard conyak you just misheard it.

Speaker 2 (27:43):
Yeah all right, Well Jenny said that our drunk friend
Landy will not get it right, and if that is
the way it works out, she's gonna be the winner
here on the d U i Q. Kodiac is a
type of what a kodiac like a Kodiak sign. Oh
that's well, yeah, so we heard zodiac. We heard Kniac

(28:06):
speaking everyone death, Yeah, I heard it.

Speaker 3 (28:08):
What what other kodiacs are there?

Speaker 8 (28:10):
Well, Kodiak is technically a region of Alaska, coming from
the word kicker talk, which was then over the years when,
of course the Russians took over and then we took it.

Speaker 2 (28:19):
Of course, as he's reading it from his of course you.

Speaker 4 (28:26):
Could know.

Speaker 10 (28:27):
You could have set terrain, set an island.

Speaker 8 (28:28):
You could have had an island, a city, or a
bear or a type of waffle.

Speaker 4 (28:35):
So I got it.

Speaker 2 (28:37):
Yes, bears the most. Well, Jenny, congratulations, you're a winner
of the d u y q Ye.

Speaker 4 (28:48):
Did it?

Speaker 2 (28:49):
I will hang on one second. Well, we will get
all of your information and we're gonna take a break.
A show coming up for your next hang up, So
wood you show Riturns Well Friday morning, be out here.

(29:10):
It's the Boo Show. Anybody doing anything exciting this weekend?

Speaker 6 (29:14):
You don't think it's exciting. I'm getting about a gallon
of botox?

Speaker 4 (29:17):
Oh lucky, almost a year. Really, Yeah, he has to do.

Speaker 7 (29:23):
Something to top my weekend because he's jealous because I'm
going to Wicked.

Speaker 4 (29:26):
Wow, not the movie again again?

Speaker 3 (29:31):
Or something was a gift to my son.

Speaker 4 (29:34):
Anything, Well, you know that I have been constantly cold,
so I'm finding the warmest place in America and going
out to Palm Springs and probably gonna like grill some
uh some rivis and something like that. Ye see, anything
fun this weekend?

Speaker 10 (29:48):
These are all really super exciting things.

Speaker 4 (29:51):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (29:51):
All I'm doing is going to the Porn Award, the
annual pilgrimage to the a v N. It's the it's
the Oscar. Yeah, hell yeah, we always get some fun
stuff from from that. Say have anything fun.

Speaker 12 (30:04):
I am going to a celebration of life on Saturday
for my uncle Tom.

Speaker 2 (30:08):
So yeah, I'm sorry, sorry.

Speaker 3 (30:12):
From the family funeral.

Speaker 4 (30:15):
What about you?

Speaker 3 (30:15):
How are you feeling? By the way, Why because didn't
you have a very late night last night?

Speaker 4 (30:21):
Oh?

Speaker 10 (30:21):
I did?

Speaker 2 (30:21):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (30:21):
Yeah, yeah, tell us about that.

Speaker 2 (30:23):
I'm here once again on two hours sleep. Went to
a hockey game on Monday, and then by the time
the hockey game was all wrapped up and got home,
it was about eleven o'clock. Yeah, so, and I get
up at one fifteen, so two hours on Monday, and
then last night it's the only time I get to
see my team. Yeah, you know, so last night they
were playing in Anaheim. It was the Penguins taken on

(30:45):
the Anaheim Ducks. Now, the traffic to get from my
house to Anaheim the Honda Center where they play is
two hours and forty minutes at that time of day.

Speaker 3 (30:58):
Oh boy, okay, that's all.

Speaker 2 (31:00):
It's brutal. Now it's only I forget how many miles.

Speaker 4 (31:03):
It's like forty yeah.

Speaker 2 (31:07):
Something like that. So but yeah, two hours and forty
minutes at that time of day. And you know how
I feel about road trips. I hate road trips anything
more than an How I've always joked anything more than
hour road that's always my joke. Anything more than hour,
I'm looking for an airport. But I've never I've never
done that. Yeah, you know, but I thought to myself,
because we're bringing you know, wife, kids, meeting up with

(31:28):
some friends, and I thought to myself, you know, I've
thought about it. I've always wanted to do it, kind
of like a bucket list kind of thing. I wonder
what a chopper would be to get like a helicopter
and go down there. And so I did it. You
did it, and it was so fun, it was awesome,
and it took instead of two hours and forty minutes

(31:49):
to get there. It took me twelve minutes. Yea, what
did you take twelve minutes?

Speaker 4 (31:55):
Did you take airwolf or something?

Speaker 2 (31:57):
No, the thing moves though, it's like one hundred and
sixty mile a hours almost like these flying personal choppers
would be a super cool thing to have.

Speaker 8 (32:03):
Y was like interesting and it's long been a proponent
of the Yeah, people as am I I would love
to fly around. I been saying it.

Speaker 2 (32:13):
Yeah, I don't think we're anywhere close to that. I
mean maybe you guys came up with that, like drone,
like maybe drone taxis.

Speaker 4 (32:19):
Yeah, yeah, sure, sounds like a're pretty close. Yeah, that's
what the actual argument is. Like, you know, I believe
that we're pretty close to it, but some people don't.

Speaker 2 (32:30):
Well, I'm saying war it's a critical mass thing where
like that there's like like you see in movies where
the sky and the skies just like it looks like.

Speaker 4 (32:36):
A skylight and then but yeah, like what what you
did is like I don't know, it's like an everyday
thing now, like in New York City, like people going
to the airport a big deal. Yeah yeah, yeah.

Speaker 3 (32:49):
Meelipads everywhere were the kids scared. Was anyone scared?

Speaker 2 (32:52):
Well, they had never my wife or kid never been
in a helicopter before. I did, like a Hawaii thing
I did, but that was years ago, before all of them.

Speaker 4 (33:03):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (33:04):
I've been in helicopters a couple of times before all
of them. Yeah, and I loved it. But I love
to fly, you know, I love.

Speaker 4 (33:09):
All that stuff.

Speaker 3 (33:10):
Did you wear little headsets?

Speaker 9 (33:11):
I did?

Speaker 2 (33:11):
Oh, you do the because that way you can talk
to each other, and it was Look, it was fun.
Somebody said, uh, what do you first wol problems traffic
fire up the chopper?

Speaker 10 (33:19):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (33:19):
Uh no, first of all, it's not my chopper.

Speaker 4 (33:21):
I don't do this.

Speaker 2 (33:22):
The first time I've ever done that, And it was
more like a you know, I've joked about it. It's
kind of like a bucket list type of thing, and
I'm like, effort, Well, it's going to get used to
it though. Oh, I mean you know there's yeah, now
you're ruined.

Speaker 8 (33:33):
So now that you did you convince your wife to
let you take flying lessons? Oh she's yeah, she's been
on board now. Now maybe even helicopter lessons.

Speaker 2 (33:39):
That would be cool. I to know, Yeah, I would
like to know.

Speaker 8 (33:43):
Uh, your hero. Bill Burr has done that. He's now
a certified pilot. Oh yeah, oh yeah, he's around all
the time.

Speaker 4 (33:48):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (33:49):
Nice, that's cool, dude.

Speaker 4 (33:50):
I love that jet that we follow online that has
the parachute, the Vision Jet. Yeah, there's a Yeah, there's
some lawyer that we follow online that has one and
he's just like constantly flying that thing around.

Speaker 2 (34:01):
It's a single engine jet, so as opposed to a
single engine like prop uh. And the jet is the
same serious as the company that makes it. And whether
it's the propeller version or the jet version, they have
parachutes so if something goes wrong down But the Vision
Jet this is even cooler. You know, like where an

(34:21):
on star button would be in your car. Let's say that,
you know, I had one of those things and we
were going somewhere right and I became incapacitated. Greg's crapping
bloods us something else on board. All they would have
to do is there's a big button up in like
the ceiling, and you push it and the plane by
itself will find the closest airport and land itself.

Speaker 3 (34:42):
Amazing.

Speaker 6 (34:45):
Yeah, super the button anyway, when you get near the airport,
just pushing.

Speaker 2 (34:49):
Well, they'll do it for training purposes so people can,
like the people who are, you know, flying these things,
have an idea of how it works.

Speaker 3 (34:55):
It's incredible.

Speaker 6 (34:55):
Yeah, it's pretty cool. So what will come first in
your life? Flying lessons or buying a smoke?

Speaker 4 (35:00):
Flying lessons?

Speaker 2 (35:01):
Wow? Really, at this point in my life, I'm way
more interested in flying lessons?

Speaker 3 (35:05):
Way too difficult.

Speaker 2 (35:06):
I can buy smoke, meaty day oven.

Speaker 4 (35:11):
Yes, doing yourself.

Speaker 10 (35:15):
The Wood Show.

Speaker 2 (35:17):
It's another new hour insensitivity training for a politically correct world.

Speaker 4 (35:22):
It's one.

Speaker 2 (35:23):
It's great. Gory me, what's up? It's Sea Bass. We've
got Sammy and Gina Grant is here. She's got the
trending news headlines.

Speaker 3 (35:31):
Let's start with something fun.

Speaker 7 (35:33):
How about we talk about the AFC and NFC Championship
game day. Yeah, fun, no big deal. The winners will
be going to the super Bowl, you know. The NFC
game is first Eagles and Commanders. Philly is a six
point favorite. The late game is for the AFC title
between Chiefs and Bills. As of this morning, the spread
on that one is Kansas City minus two.

Speaker 4 (35:52):
So it's pretty even.

Speaker 3 (35:53):
What are we thinking?

Speaker 4 (35:54):
That's all?

Speaker 2 (35:55):
Because that's the it's a home field. Yeah, that says
like a home field spread. I mean, I want the
Bills to win so bad. But notorious chokers, yep, I
agree with that, not tourist jokers. I do have the Chiefs.
They seem to always find a way to win. Insert
ref joke there.

Speaker 4 (36:11):
Yeah, And I would like to say I don't hate
the Chiefs.

Speaker 2 (36:14):
I don't either. I love I would just love to
see the Bills. I love watching Patrick Mahomes. Yeah, I'm
also going with the Commanders. And I'll tell you why.
I really love Jayden Daniels. I find him to be
almost as exciting to watch as Mahomes.

Speaker 4 (36:26):
You're very smitten by him. Let me take a look
at him, Daniels.

Speaker 2 (36:29):
Jayden Dan Well, dude, he's hands down going to win
Offensive Rookie of the Year, no doubt rookie.

Speaker 3 (36:35):
Yeah yeah, wow yeah.

Speaker 2 (36:37):
And so those two guys are just fun to watch
the way they run the offense. So I would love
to see that in the Super Bowl. I think it'd
be fun. I like Josh, you know, I like Josh Allen.
I like the Bills. I just think that the Chiefs
always seem to find a way to win. I just
love to the energy of the Bills Mafia. You know, yeah,
I mean they're crazy. Yeah, yeah, they're nuts. Well.

Speaker 7 (36:56):
Meanwhile, the fourth finalists for the league's MVP Award have
been named. It's been between Josh Allen and the Bills,
Saquon Barkley of the Eagles, Lamar Jackson of the Ravens
Bengals QB, Joe Burrow, and Jared Goff from the Lions.

Speaker 2 (37:08):
Now that list, I want Josh Allen the way. Okay, Well,
Barkley Burro going to be Lamar, but.

Speaker 7 (37:13):
Barkley, Burrow, and Jackson are also finalists for Offensive Player
of the Year. Joe Burrow also in the running for
a Comeback Player of the Year. The winners will be
announced at the NFL Honors, which happened right before the
Super Bowl on Saturday, February sixth, and President Trump signed
an executive order yesterday to declassify files on the assassinations
of former President John F. Kennedy, his brother Robert F. Kennedy,

(37:35):
and civil rights leader Martin Luther King.

Speaker 2 (37:37):
Yes, okay, so look here, we just have an honest
conversation right now. I don't care even if you hate
Trump's guts, wouldn't you want to see all this stuff.

Speaker 3 (37:46):
Yeah, and all the alien stuff.

Speaker 2 (37:48):
Now, don't let your hatred of Trump get in the way.

Speaker 12 (37:51):
No, he did this before because I was all excited
when he was previously president and said, oh, I'm going
to release the JFK founds and we were like rip.
And then it was like except for these three pages
that during his first administration, a.

Speaker 2 (38:07):
Face value for what it is, right, Well, forget your
feelings about people with individuals, like what doesn't everybody want
to know?

Speaker 4 (38:14):
Yeah, conspiracy and there are.

Speaker 3 (38:16):
Full college courses on this, Like, let's settle it now.
But I still don't think we're going to find out.

Speaker 7 (38:21):
I think you're right because during the you're right, during
the first administration, he promised to release all the files
on Kennedy, but then the c I A, n f
B I appealed at.

Speaker 4 (38:28):
Gun vall he direct friends with them. Lately, well, Trump
said might be less reductive.

Speaker 7 (38:33):
Yeah, but he said at the time it was harmful
to the national security and it outweighed public interest.

Speaker 3 (38:38):
But he's going to try it again.

Speaker 2 (38:40):
But also now like he's you know, he's going to
pick the what they confirm the c I A right
Director Department of Justice DJT Cozy all his people. So
maybe I'd love to see it.

Speaker 3 (38:53):
Yeah, same, Yeah, I mean you love that got killed.
I hope this happens, but I had my home before that.

Speaker 2 (39:01):
Sammy went to the spot. She literally stood on the
spot in the road in Dallas and went out there
during a little break in the traffic, went out there.
He gave a double thumbs up to the person she
was there with to take a picture. Yeah, this way up.

Speaker 4 (39:15):
It was very would think like her last name was Oswalt.

Speaker 3 (39:22):
Sheld have bowed her head, but no.

Speaker 7 (39:27):
The lawyers for Idaho killer Brian Coberger are asking a
judge to throw out most of the evidence in the
case because they said it all hinges on an unconstitutional
genetic investigation.

Speaker 2 (39:36):
Yeah, this is dumb. They don't like the way that
they match the DNA.

Speaker 7 (39:39):
Well, they got to do something. Coburger's charged with killing
those four college students, and his lawyers say the cops
violated his rights when they used investigative genetic genealogy. This
is stuff like uh, you know, like thank you twenty
three and me exactly usually starts when DNA that's founded
a crime scene doesn't match anyone who's already in the

(39:59):
law enforced database. So at that point they're uploaded to
like a twenty three and meter too.

Speaker 2 (40:03):
Because they're not in the criminal database. DNA is not
in there. Just a guy. Just means you haven't committed
a crime exactly. If you're still trying to figure out
who this person you have DNA, why wouldn't you cross
reference if you have access to twenty three and meters
or one of those other things.

Speaker 4 (40:19):
Yeah, but there's also like public websites where people just
upload the information and they like, yeah, reverse engineer it.
So this point they can pinpoint like Okay, this person
like belongs to this family.

Speaker 2 (40:32):
Okay, but is it DNA?

Speaker 8 (40:33):
Okay, just like family trees real DNA, but tools at
your disposal.

Speaker 7 (40:38):
This looks for possible relatives of the person whose DNA
is found at the crime scene. Coburger's case, his DNA
was found on the sheath of a knife at the
house where everyone was murdered. But the prosecution says Coburger's
lawyers can cry all they want, defendants have no right
to privacy for DNA that's left at a crime scene.

Speaker 3 (40:53):
Sorry.

Speaker 7 (40:54):
So Coburger's relatives also voluntarily gave their DNA to a
genetic service, so too bad and that's what's going on.

Speaker 2 (41:01):
Woddy, So this one on the text three two three,
Sammy wax it reading about JFK dying.

Speaker 4 (41:09):
Yeah, she wax it back.

Speaker 10 (41:11):
I love Kennedy, I really do.

Speaker 2 (41:16):
This is what I'm talking about, trump blazing again. No, no, no,
this is my take him out of it for a second.
This is not trump blazing. Like, doesn't everybody want to
know about those things that you just mentioned, assassination.

Speaker 3 (41:28):
MLK, that and the aliens.

Speaker 4 (41:30):
Aliens?

Speaker 2 (41:31):
You want to know about that stuff.

Speaker 3 (41:32):
Right, more than anything's okay what we get guys.

Speaker 2 (41:36):
Look, you gotta go with what you think is the
good idea and against the things that you think are
the bad idea, not just a blanket thing over like
you know, simple whoever suggested it. And that goes forget politics,
just other people. There are good ideas and bad ideas
from you know, a lot of different places. Just because
it's not yours or like, it's a good idea, let's

(41:56):
do that. That's a good thing.

Speaker 3 (41:59):
Yeah, all over the road in politics. Yes, I really
want to hear everybody hates you're on the right track.

Speaker 2 (42:04):
God, imagine just how many times Sam's going to finish
if she needs to read.

Speaker 3 (42:09):
Yeah, that's what's going on.

Speaker 4 (42:12):
All right.

Speaker 2 (42:12):
We got some more show coming up next. We've got
something brand new for you. Rich Demiro is his name,
and he hosts a syndicated radio show. It's on a
ton of stations. It's called rich on Tech. He's also
a TV tech reporter for k t l A in
Los Angeles. And he's great because it's consumer tech, so
it's stuff that you don't have to be like a

(42:32):
tech geek. Greg can understand it. Yeah, it's helpful, really
cool stuff, and so we're going to talk to him.
He went to the Samsung event this week, so for
all you Android users out there or whatever, and some
other stuff that we'll cover with rich on Tech. Sounds
like it's an unadvertising word to me. We have a
we have a term saunz. We go to the coolest

(42:59):
hippus people in the room. Let's ask a Menace and
Sea Bass. Are people still saying Glizzy, No, that seems
it's died off on its way out, Lizzy, I would
say they would say it ironically. Now, Yeah, okay, I
don't hate welcome back. It is the Woody Show. Woody
Greg menis there's Gina Grant, Sammy's here, we got Sea Bass,

(43:22):
and we would like to welcome to the show, Rich Dumurrow,
who is a tech genius. Yes, I said it well,
because you definitely know more about tech than any of us.

Speaker 10 (43:32):
Rich, Oh, thank you, thank you. Thanks on the show.

Speaker 2 (43:35):
Of course we were we were just kind of talking
because like we're always talking about we love gadgets and
we love, you know, finding out about different apps. Who
were always sharing about TV shows or apps or different
things that you know, their friends or whoever might be
interested in. And we were trying to go to Greg
Gory on all this.

Speaker 4 (43:52):
It's just I have a hard time explaining it, dumbing
it down right.

Speaker 2 (43:57):
So I thought, like, man, who do we have from
the tech world that we know that we could have
on the air every once in a while to talk
tech stuff with us? And Rich first came to mind
first person, because not only does he do tech reports
for television KTLA and Los Angeles, he's got a nationally
syndicated radio show. How many stations are you up to? Now,

(44:18):
you've got a ton We.

Speaker 9 (44:19):
Are up to about four hundred and fifty affiliates. Okay, Hey,
all I know is that I get emails. I'm not
kidding since I started the radio show NonStop every day
all day and I actually do reply to them.

Speaker 2 (44:32):
Yeah. Fun, Yeah, But because he lives this stuff, I mean,
he's constantly out doing different effect. This week, you're in
San Jose for the Samsung event.

Speaker 4 (44:41):
Man.

Speaker 9 (44:42):
Yes, we're here in San Jose, which is they did
the event here last year. This is when they launched
all their new S twenty five lineup of phones, and
they've done events all over I've actually gone to South
Korea with Samsung. I went to Paris and then they
do San Jose, so I don't know which one is
not like the other.

Speaker 4 (45:01):
Yeah, I mean in South Korea they have Samsung City.
Is that where you went to? Oh? Yeah, I went.

Speaker 9 (45:06):
I visited the headquarters, so I've been to It's it's
kind of wild. This job is wild because I you know,
I'm just a tech nerd and like to get to
go to like the headquarters of Google, to get to
go to the headquarters of Microsoft. I think I've been
to all of them, Apple, Samsung. I'm trying to think
if there's one that I haven't been to. But it's
it's interesting to see how they do things like at Samsung,
every single person in that.

Speaker 10 (45:26):
Place was using a Samsung phone.

Speaker 9 (45:28):
Apple every single person's using an iPhone Google. You know,
it's a mix of stuff, foldables and things. So it's
really kind of fun.

Speaker 4 (45:35):
Which which headquarters was the most baller? Oh?

Speaker 10 (45:38):
Apple, for sure?

Speaker 4 (45:39):
Apple is absolutely.

Speaker 9 (45:41):
I'm telling you the everything is perfect, the glass, there
is not one smudge wow on anything.

Speaker 10 (45:48):
It's not even a joke.

Speaker 2 (45:51):
Keep the radio station.

Speaker 4 (45:53):
Let's be fair. Are we going to make fun rich?
Because he says fun going to headquarters because he's not.

Speaker 2 (45:59):
Going there for the he's going there for work more
relevant to the actual event where he's supposed to be
reporting on the things that they're announcing.

Speaker 4 (46:08):
And that was a little inside rich because I asked
tours of headquarters all the time because I agree with you,
it's super fun to do and you learn a lot.
But they rip on me constantly for wanting to do it.
But why you're doing it? Suddenly when you say.

Speaker 8 (46:24):
Why why is man going to take tours for a
free stuff and get advertising? Yes, he wants to go
like is fine and Menace wants to go on like
off days when there's no one around and like look
at cubicles.

Speaker 4 (46:34):
Riches there enjoy their buffets. We should normally have free food.

Speaker 10 (46:42):
This would not turn down the jelly belly headquarters.

Speaker 2 (46:45):
So this is the other thing I like about Rich
in the way that he covers tech. It's not in
a super geeky way where you can't understand it, where
it's a bunch of like you know, spec sheets and
things like that. It's what what do you call consumer tech?

Speaker 1 (46:57):
Yeah?

Speaker 10 (46:57):
Consumer focus.

Speaker 2 (46:58):
There's actual real peace use.

Speaker 10 (47:00):
Yes, Like how do people use these phones? What do
you need to know?

Speaker 4 (47:03):
Do you need?

Speaker 9 (47:04):
The number one question with a phone like this or
these new phones is like do I need to upgrade?
And it's not like, oh, is the battery have more
millionamp hours than last year? Nobody cares. It's like how
long does the battery last? Is the camera going to
take better pictures? Is my social media going to look
as good as the iPhone?

Speaker 4 (47:18):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (47:18):
And then the other thing about Rich too is that
he'll give you an honest opinion. I noticed that a lot.
I mean, you know, he's not like a homer for
any one brand or any one thing. He'll give you
his real take on it and then ask what you think,
and then kind of take that stuff and see what
people are into apps and different things. And that's what
we're talking about here. And I guess we could just
really go into the big event that just happened this week.

Speaker 8 (47:36):
Well, speaking of which, Ridge, can I ask you what
services and features and new developments at the Samsung event
will Apple be copying in three years.

Speaker 3 (47:44):
That's a good thing, okay.

Speaker 2 (47:46):
Because see, like myself, most of people in this room,
except for Sea Bass, are iPhone people, and Sea Bass
is hardcore Android and rips on the rest of us
for having crappy phones.

Speaker 10 (47:55):
It's you know, Android people like to do that.

Speaker 9 (47:58):
Here's what happens when you cover the iPhone event, all
the Android haters come out against you. When you cover
the Samsung event, all the iPhone people are like, oh,
give me a break. iPhones better. Yeah, so you can't win.
I think they're both good for different reasons. But you know,
Samsung historically has been kind of a pioneer in new
features on the phone that Apple originally made fun of

(48:19):
and then ended up a couple of years later putting
him in the phone. I think now it's all about
AI of course, and the cameras are good on both
of these devices for sure.

Speaker 2 (48:27):
Now is it a trigause? I've heard this. I don't
know because I don't use Android phones, but like, so
Android might have something first, but then Apple goes and
perfects it. Yeah, so they take the time to kind
of like figure it out before they rolled out to
the public.

Speaker 4 (48:43):
Is that true?

Speaker 9 (48:43):
A lot of chances, I would. I would agree with that.
Samsung takes a lot of a lot of chances. They
try a lot of things, They throw a lot at
the wall to see what sticks. And I think that's
what Android enthusiasts like, is they you know, we're kind
of nerdy and techy, and so we like when Samsung
throws some random feature onto the phone, You're like, who's
going to use this? And then Apple kind of looks
at it. Like the foldables, you know, they've been out

(49:04):
for like five years now. Yeah, Apple still doesn't have one.
Eventually they will and it'll be really good.

Speaker 4 (49:09):
Probably. I don't think that's dumb. Okay, let me let
me ask you one quick question though. Do you agree
with web developers that Android users are normally ugly? Oh
my gosh.

Speaker 2 (49:19):
Menus claims that he heard that from a web develop
an app developer it's I heard that from a web developer.

Speaker 9 (49:27):
I won't comment on the looks of them, but I
will tell you this. And in the dating world, something
I'm not a part of, I do know that when
you text that green bubble it is it's like, that's it,
it's over.

Speaker 2 (49:38):
Say you live with your parents, or as a guy,
you asked her to pick you up.

Speaker 4 (49:43):
That's right.

Speaker 8 (49:43):
And I'm not going to argue with Menace or with
rich on this, but he is correct because Apple phones
are made for the dumb and stupid user who.

Speaker 10 (49:49):
Happens who is often a hotter person, you know.

Speaker 2 (49:53):
Okay, Well, anyway, so you're at this Samsung event, give
us the highlights, and you're just overall take about the
new Samsung.

Speaker 9 (49:59):
So I mean, you know, these are the S twenty five,
so this is their top of the line phone. So
you got the three models, the S twenty five, S
twenty five plus S twenty five Ultra this time around. Realistically,
I think the main takeaway of these devices is that
they are thinner and lighter with bigger screens in the
same form factor. So to me personally, I think this

(50:19):
is the best that Samsung has done. Like they finally
made a phone, this giant Ultra that's actually easy to hold,
and so I like that it was taking some pictures
with them last night. They upgraded the Ultra wide camera,
which is excellent now, and so the pictures look I mean,
I'm telling you, I took this video last night of
this DJ at the party they threw, and this video rivals.

Speaker 10 (50:39):
Anything I've seen on the iPhone, if not.

Speaker 2 (50:40):
Better, Because that was always another knock, right, is that
the Samsung. Like you look at the pictures that Samsung
would take compared to the iPhone, it was kind of.

Speaker 4 (50:47):
Well, it'd always look good on your device, but for
some reason, for some reason, on some social media websites,
it looked downgraded.

Speaker 10 (50:56):
So that's why it's always been a problem.

Speaker 4 (50:58):
Yeah, Like, and I know on TikTok look great, but
when you get it on Instagram, it didn't look as good.

Speaker 2 (51:03):
It's so weird, and I'm sure Greg could explain it
to us.

Speaker 4 (51:05):
We just don't have the time.

Speaker 8 (51:06):
It sounds like, well, because Apple's intentionally throttling the fantastic
Samsung products.

Speaker 10 (51:10):
No, my gosh, I didn't realize there's so much iPhone hate,
not from us.

Speaker 2 (51:15):
I'm an iPhone guy. Everybody else except for seed Bet
that's the one. He's the only one who's an Android.

Speaker 4 (51:20):
I was looking on the back end of our podcast
users and seventy five percent of them are iPhone users
and nine percent Yeah right, I will tell you this.

Speaker 9 (51:28):
Living in LA in Los Angeles, a vast majority of
people are iPhone.

Speaker 10 (51:34):
It's just the way it is.

Speaker 9 (51:35):
You go outside of Los Angeles and outside of the
United States. Yes, the iPhone is a premium device everywhere,
but Samsung Android is still very popular in a lot
of places because there's so many options for phones, and
people see iPhone as like very expensive and it's more
of like a you know, like having like a luxury.

Speaker 3 (51:52):
Handbag, status symbol, status symbol.

Speaker 10 (51:55):
Exactly, thank you, Gina, huh exactly?

Speaker 2 (51:57):
What else? What else from the Samsung event? Anything else?
Capt your eye real quick?

Speaker 9 (52:01):
On the On the the new phones, they replaced their
old assistant called Bixby with Google Gemini, which is like
their AI. Know it's getting a little techie, but I
think that people are finally going to use that assistant
much more because it's super smart.

Speaker 10 (52:13):
It's like Google's AI. It's like chat GBT but Google.

Speaker 9 (52:17):
And then they did some things for content creators, so
you can shoot higher quality video. It's much easier to use.
You can erase the audio out of video that's like
someone's coughing in the background. And then they didn't raise
the prices. Downsides is that this thing is a fingerprint magnet.
So I know people put cases on their phones, but
it's just like it collects every fingerprint I've seen in

(52:38):
the world. I can I can have like an episode
of CSI in the back of this phone at this point, right,
And then they teased a super thin phone that's coming
out called the Galaxy Edge, which I think sounds like
a Disney ride, but it's a phone and that's coming
out sometime this year, so it's going to be super thin,
super light and you know, simple phone there.

Speaker 2 (52:58):
All right, we're talking to Richie miror rich on Tech.
He's got a naturally syndicated show. You can check out
the podcast of his radio show. It's on the iHeart
radio app. What's your uh, what's your social media? By
the way? All right, cool, Yeah, you can check it
out there now. He posts all different things. And one
of the things you were telling me when when we
were chatting is that it's funny the most basic things
get the biggest reactions, you know, from from people when

(53:21):
you talk about like there's that one and I know
my wife's got one, that magnetic battery that just attaches
to the backyard one to and U arg Yeah, but
it's you could also charge other things off it, and
it's got like a little kickstand so you could use
set your phone on a flat surface to watch something
on a plane.

Speaker 4 (53:37):
Or my favorite company that has done that is Belkan.

Speaker 2 (53:40):
Yeah, I mean there's a ton of them out there.
What's the one that you had?

Speaker 4 (53:43):
Could you?

Speaker 10 (53:43):
Like, you know, ironically, I've been to belkans Hq there.

Speaker 4 (53:49):
And it was delightful.

Speaker 9 (53:50):
Like this one is called Eco Flows, So they actually
gave me this that cts to test it out, and
I you know, you put it in your bag and
you kind of take it home and then you go
through your stuff and I'm like, wait, this thing is
really cool. So the new phones have this thing called
chi too, which I know, again very techy, but your phone,
if you haven't gotten one of these wireless chargers in
a while, they charge twice as fast wirelessly, so it's

(54:11):
so much better if you've spen like five years since
you got one of these things, do yourself a favor,
get a new one.

Speaker 10 (54:16):
They charge faster.

Speaker 9 (54:17):
This one is the Eco Flow Rapid, and I posted
it because it has everything you need. It sticks to
the back of your phone, it charges it. It's got
a kickstand. It's got a little USB C cable that
pops out so you can charge your Android friend's phone.
It's got everything you need for like fifty bucks. And
I put it on social media and people were just
going nuts over this.

Speaker 4 (54:35):
Now, rich, can I ask you if you saw this
one product that I'm excited about called swift It. It
basically looks like a toaster and you dump your phone
and I'll fully charge your phone within two seconds.

Speaker 2 (54:47):
What yes, yeah, it's there's no way that's good for
the battery.

Speaker 10 (54:51):
Well, okay, so it's a little bit of a I
did not get the demo, but this the.

Speaker 4 (54:56):
Way this thing. Swipe it, sorry, swipe it.

Speaker 9 (54:58):
They got a lot of publicity at CTEs. But basically
the trick is it's a case that has a battery
on the back. They're swapping the battery on the case,
not the actual like internal battery on the phone. So
it's a cool idea, and yes, it takes two seconds.
But I feel like it's you know, it's kind of
a party trick.

Speaker 4 (55:17):
Well because they say eventually that's how car batteries are
going to be. They're gonna be able to charge that fast.

Speaker 10 (55:22):
Look all this battery stuff.

Speaker 9 (55:24):
It's like if there's been so many years of talk
of like let's swap out the batteries, let's have a
wireless charging path.

Speaker 4 (55:29):
Field car like all these things. That's what it was.

Speaker 2 (55:32):
Yeah, like it would be able to charge over the
air or something like that, which I still like, how
the hell would that happen?

Speaker 6 (55:37):
Or they didn't have it on over the roads like
it's a charging road.

Speaker 9 (55:40):
Yeah, they're doing that actually, and uh at UCLA they're
putting it in and guess how long each the road is.

Speaker 10 (55:47):
It's a quarter of a mile. I'm like, you picked
up like half of a mile of a charge in
like ten minutes. Like what are you talking about?

Speaker 2 (55:54):
So rich?

Speaker 9 (55:55):
Is?

Speaker 2 (55:55):
Does this sound something iven't? I've enjoyed our chat, just
a little quick tech chat here with you. Is this
something that you think you might want to do on
like a semi regular basis here on the show, or
have you had such a miserable time that you're thinking, like,
you know, never again it.

Speaker 4 (56:07):
Yeah.

Speaker 10 (56:08):
No, I feel like I've made a whole bunch of
new friends here.

Speaker 4 (56:10):
Okay, all right?

Speaker 10 (56:11):
Love it?

Speaker 2 (56:11):
Oh great, because I would love to have you on
every once in a while just to talk tech or
have the you know, cool apps, different things, because you
hear about this stuff before a lot of other people do.
And also I just like the uh he's a good guy,
the straight talk on if something's worth it or not.

Speaker 3 (56:25):
Yeah, we love it.

Speaker 10 (56:26):
And can I just say, by the way that I know, Gina,
like we have a little history.

Speaker 2 (56:29):
Did you know that I did not know? What is
this another guy that you dated?

Speaker 4 (56:32):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (56:32):
Scandalosi.

Speaker 2 (56:34):
I feel like we've had a lot about that.

Speaker 9 (56:36):
Yeah, are we have a common friend and so anyway,
so long term, I'm very happy for success on the show, Gina.

Speaker 10 (56:44):
And You've got lots of people who root.

Speaker 4 (56:46):
Which is cool.

Speaker 2 (56:47):
Thank you so much.

Speaker 3 (56:47):
A huge compliment coming from you, and I couldn't be
happier and I appreciate it. Thank you.

Speaker 4 (56:51):
It's so nice.

Speaker 3 (56:51):
He's the best.

Speaker 2 (56:52):
Hey, can we get one more thing? Because our audience
loves food and I saw that you posted about this.
This is actually a really good tip everybody if you
like pizza, and I know a lot of rich said
he discovered probably what you said, the best frozen pizza
on the market, and of all places, it's at Walmart.

Speaker 10 (57:09):
Yeah, it might not be the best frozen it might
be the best pizza, best pizza. I'm not kidding this.

Speaker 9 (57:15):
This rival is what I had there. I mean, okay,
so my kid got his braces off. It was near
a Walmart.

Speaker 1 (57:21):
We go in.

Speaker 9 (57:22):
My wife hates Walmart, but you know, I dragger in
there and I say, oh, we gotta get this pizza.
It's seven bucks. It looks cool, you know, it's all
about the picture on the front. Sure, it's called Better Goods.
It's Walmart's house brand. We popped this thing in the oven.
I'm not kidding. My wife and I look at each other,
like you taste that. I'm like, yeah, you taste that.
We were just we couldn't. We didn't even watch the
movie we were gonna watch. We didn't have talked about

(57:43):
that pizza.

Speaker 2 (57:44):
It's called Better Goods.

Speaker 3 (57:45):
Yea, I'm looking Better.

Speaker 10 (57:46):
Goods wood fired Margerita pizza, seven bucks. We were and
I posted to my Instagram.

Speaker 9 (57:52):
All these people texted me saying oh, I use that
as my appetizer for parties and this and that it
really is good.

Speaker 10 (58:00):
Try it out for seven.

Speaker 4 (58:01):
Are you also frustrated that they don't have any like
wallet pay at.

Speaker 2 (58:06):
Every time?

Speaker 4 (58:08):
Get with it?

Speaker 9 (58:10):
It was Walmart, Home Depot and Kroger Ralphs were the
last three holdouts.

Speaker 10 (58:14):
And Walmart you.

Speaker 9 (58:15):
Know, because they pay money based on that like they
they collect more of your money by not having that
quick payment to.

Speaker 4 (58:21):
Tap to.

Speaker 2 (58:23):
Well rich on Tech. Find them on social media at
rich on Tech, and of course is a syndicated radio
show on four hundred and some radio station, which is insane.
That's crazy, so many stations, and of course his tech
reports rich on Tech on k t l A and
Los Angeles. Rich thank you so much for coming on
with us with good chat.

Speaker 4 (58:45):
Thanks appreciate it.

Speaker 2 (58:46):
I're gonna take a quick break more what he shows next,
hang on the show. We'll be.

Speaker 4 (58:56):
Evacuated show.

Speaker 2 (59:00):
Hey, thanks again to Rich Demurro rich on Tech at
rich on Tech. On social media, he always posts a
lot of really helpful things things I hadn't even heard
about it. I feel like I'm not I'm not Greg
level dumb and its not like menace level plugged in. Yeah,
you know, you're good at but I'm right from the
middle of as far as the awareness goes.

Speaker 4 (59:19):
He always got that good stuff on there. You're more
than halfway if you want to keep up on tech.
Great website that I check every single day. It's called
the Verge. It's a good mix of just like, you know,
what's kind of going on in the tech world, and
it's understandable, you know if you're just like, you know,
a great glory of the world. Got a lot of

(59:40):
great feed.

Speaker 2 (59:40):
That was the first go around with Rich doing like
an every once in a while segment here on the show.
And yeah, this one to say, I have a great
straight shooter talking tech helps us dumb dumbs out the
thumbs up emoji.

Speaker 3 (59:51):
Yeah, the dum dumbs.

Speaker 4 (59:52):
I'd you like it?

Speaker 2 (59:52):
And a pizza tip and yeah, and a and a
pro tip with the pizza. I love that piece of news.

Speaker 4 (59:58):
This morning.

Speaker 2 (59:58):
Spirit Airlines they have update the rules and regulations to
ban all lude and obscene clothing or tattoos, meaning that
they're no longer going to allow passenger whose barefoot or
inadequately clothed so tops that don't offer adequate coverage, pants
or skirts that expose your butt or your other private parts,

(01:00:19):
and passengers whose clothing including body art so tattoos, are rude,
obscene or offensive in nature, also getting kicked off the
plane you cannot fly, and that is Spirit. Even they're
fed up.

Speaker 8 (01:00:31):
I support this because it's gonna because a lot of
their clientele already have these things, and there's gonna be
a lot more fights. In fact, I flew home from
the gathering of Juggalos on Spirit with a guy probablyty
pounds wearing f you and.

Speaker 2 (01:00:43):
Okay, yeah, exactly. I love the guns who wear stuff
like that to like a place like Disney or oh yeah, yeah,
my question your audience.

Speaker 4 (01:00:51):
Yeah, are they gonna be able to make money with
empty plane? Exactly?

Speaker 8 (01:00:56):
How many like guys with like tattoos and naked women
on their forearms or when with this their gut spilling
over lululemons and crop tops.

Speaker 2 (01:01:03):
Maybe have like some temporary like a like a like
a paper shirt or something they can put these people
dumping down the shirt of.

Speaker 10 (01:01:10):
Shame, get prisoners, like can you show the jail with
no clothes this?

Speaker 2 (01:01:14):
Yeah? Right, yeah, exactly. It's a great idea eight seven
seven forty four Woody don't act like you're surprised when
you get there your f U shirt.

Speaker 10 (01:01:20):
Oh it will be they will be. Yeah, Like wait,
I thought this was a spirit Yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:01:25):
Woody covered in due guess.

Speaker 2 (01:01:27):
What The Woody Show, And we are into another new
hour insensitivity training for a politically correct world. It is
Friday morning. Yeah, it's January the twenty fourth, twenty twenty five, Woody,
Greg Manace, what is Gina?

Speaker 4 (01:01:47):
Is right there?

Speaker 2 (01:01:48):
Sammy hellot Sea bass phones open eight seven seven forty four. Woody.
That's eight seven seven forty four. Woody, text us over
to two two nine eighty seven. Don't forget about social media.
Can find us on the social media platform of your
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Speaker 1 (01:02:05):
Here?

Speaker 4 (01:02:05):
Menace, The Woody Show?

Speaker 2 (01:02:06):
The social media stuff? Do you know how the show's going?
It's good.

Speaker 4 (01:02:11):
I think, you know, I think we should highlight a
little bit more of what is actually on our Instagram
page just instead of just shouting it out and maybe
that would help out a little bit.

Speaker 2 (01:02:23):
Sounds like it's not going well.

Speaker 4 (01:02:25):
It's just like kind of stagnant on the amount of
people that are following these You're not growing. Yeah, I
think we need to highlight.

Speaker 2 (01:02:32):
What it is actually like what, well, you know, we
are a grower, not a shower.

Speaker 4 (01:02:35):
Yeah, for sure. There are some pretty funny, great glory
videos available on there. You could see the first Impressions
video on our Instagram page. You can see me do
the hot sauce thing on there and what is amazing
helicopter trip. Yeah, it was really good. So a lot
of stuff on Avatar show.

Speaker 2 (01:02:55):
That's just on our Instagram. On our instage, we got Facebook,
we got all that, we got, we got all those
different accounts. Yea, you can find it there also email
email old fashion, but it.

Speaker 4 (01:03:02):
Works, honestly. Sorry. The most important thing, though, I think,
is our podcast. If you listen to podcasts, to search
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Speaker 2 (01:03:13):
Like wherever you find podcasts. Wherever you go for podcasts,
the company likes to tell you to go to the
iHeartRadio app, which I find it's a fine place. It is,
I'm saying, but you know, for whatever reason, we just
want you to hear the show. Yeah, in any way
that you.

Speaker 4 (01:03:26):
Can just search the Woody Show and then hit subscribe.

Speaker 2 (01:03:28):
Yeah, we get the full show podcast. Then we also
have that Highlights podcast, which is our favorite fifteen to
thirty minutes of the show each day, Like collectively what
we thought from that day was our best stuff. Yes, yeah,
so you to listen to all the other stuff that
we didn't think was so hot. Yeah, you know what,
I don't want to just have that kind of time. Yeah,
I don't have a couple hours, so eighty HD let
me just hear like thirty minutes. Yeah, so find that.

(01:03:51):
Just go to the woodieshow dot com, orgon wherever you
find podcasts. And as I was starting to mention, you
could say, it's an email email at the woodyshow dot com.
You've got more.

Speaker 4 (01:04:01):
Dogs than teeth that fry. Big news.

Speaker 2 (01:04:08):
And here is a weird crime story out of Florida
where he got this fifty two year old guy's names
Mark Roarer, And he was at this wedding and it
was child time and he was waiting in line for
some prime rib. The guy in front of him had
the nerve to let his young daughter and another girl

(01:04:29):
join him in line, which pissed Mark off. Yeah, no
cuts because they were cutting in front of him. So
he starts shouting at the dad who ignored him, like,
oh they were dude, Yeah, got food for him his
girls and then went back to his table. But Mark
not about to let that go. He walked over to
the man and he hit him over the head with
a plate. Plate shatters, and then it started a full

(01:04:53):
on brawl right there at the reception. Multiple guests were involved,
the cops were called, and was all said and done.
Mark It's arrested, charged with aggravated battery with a deadly weapon.
I know what you're thinking, wedding. He's probably drunk, right,
I would think Nope, it was a dry wedding and
he was just really excited about the prime rib. Check

(01:05:16):
out his Oh he totally looks like a guy who
would lose hissh over some prime rib.

Speaker 4 (01:05:20):
Check him out. Oh yeah, he looks like he's well marble. Yeah.

Speaker 9 (01:05:28):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:05:28):
So that's from Florida, fifty two year old Mark Rorer
who started a brawl at a wedding by smashing another
dude over the head with a plate because he let
his daughters cut the line for the prime ribbed. And
that is today's.

Speaker 4 (01:05:46):
I've been to one dry wedding and it sucked.

Speaker 2 (01:05:49):
Yeah, yeah, why bother? You don't even I don't don't
even invite people.

Speaker 4 (01:05:52):
You don't lose their alcohol. No, but we have a
coffee bar. That's what you do. Cool greg alcohol flash
mistakes were made.

Speaker 2 (01:06:06):
Guys, Ready for the plan. Yeah, all right, we're gonna
take the break, we'll come back and we're gonna play
a game. The game is called fat Chick Skinny Chick.
We're gonna get our our volunteer, Yes, volunteer, look up
what that word means. During the break and yeah, our
volunteer will be on the line. We'll ask her some questions.

(01:06:26):
WHI I'll try to guess is it a fat chick
or a skinny chick on the line The Woody Show.
All right, welcome back everybody. So we've got a challenge
before us. We have to try to figure out if

(01:06:49):
our volunteer, who are hooking up with the prize just
for being such a great sports playing along with us today,
is a fat chick or a skinny chick. We call
the contest fat chick skinny chick.

Speaker 3 (01:07:01):
It's your y.

Speaker 6 (01:07:04):
Again.

Speaker 2 (01:07:04):
Before you go get into upset you're triggered just by
the name. Please understand that we ask for volunteers and
we have a huge list of people. I mean every
time we do this, it goes on and on. If
you would like to be a future person who participates
in a round of Fat Chick Skinny Chick, please just
send us a text message over to two two ninety
seven organ set us an email email at the woodieshow

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dot com. Mortgan's the one who uh corrals them because
we can't know. She's the one who knows. She's the
only one who knows everybody here in the studio. And
so again, just for being a good sport, are our
person here will get a prize. And that person today
her name is Marie. Let me bring her up here. Hey,
good morning, Marie, Marie, good morning, good morning. All right,

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so you know you're gonna play a game.

Speaker 4 (01:07:49):
Called fat Chick Skinny Chick.

Speaker 2 (01:07:53):
Yeah, because I just want to make sure that you
know people are google as if we did this at gunpoint.

Speaker 5 (01:07:58):
Right yeah, yeah, right, no, no, I practically beg to
go on.

Speaker 4 (01:08:03):
Awesome.

Speaker 2 (01:08:04):
Yeah, yeah exactly. So anyway, so we're gonna ask you
a series of questions. All we're doing is asking you
to fight your natural urge to lie and deceive. Just
just give us the honest answer, because it doesn't matter
like you're getting a prize no matter what. And then
after we ask all of our questions, we're all going
to try to take a guess. Is Maria a fat
chick or a skinny chick?

Speaker 4 (01:08:25):
All right?

Speaker 2 (01:08:25):
And that's a that's good. That's that's all we gotta.

Speaker 4 (01:08:27):
Do, uh for this game.

Speaker 2 (01:08:30):
And I think everybody's ready to go all right?

Speaker 1 (01:08:32):
Uh?

Speaker 2 (01:08:33):
Who wants to go first?

Speaker 4 (01:08:34):
Right here? What is your favorite fast food?

Speaker 5 (01:08:40):
The only fast food I eat is like in and
out in del taco?

Speaker 2 (01:08:44):
Okay, okay, now, so you don't go to a taco bell,
no McDonald Okay? What fine del taco or.

Speaker 5 (01:08:53):
Mature coffee from McDonald's.

Speaker 2 (01:08:55):
Del Taco or Chipotle Chipotle fast casual.

Speaker 4 (01:09:01):
Are you married, Marie?

Speaker 9 (01:09:03):
Yes?

Speaker 3 (01:09:05):
Do you wear a belt with dresses?

Speaker 5 (01:09:09):
It depends on the dress. I don't wear dresses too often,
but sometimes I wear a bet.

Speaker 3 (01:09:14):
Do you wear belts just in general? Like with your
pants and jeans, certain pairs of jeans, I have to yeah. Okay,
what do you do for a living?

Speaker 5 (01:09:23):
I am a school counselor counselor.

Speaker 4 (01:09:29):
Hold one second. Have you ever been to a food festival?

Speaker 5 (01:09:35):
Not really, I can't. I can't think of one I've
been one. There's been ones I've been interested in, but
it Lucky count the one at Disneyland those food festivals,
but not other ones.

Speaker 2 (01:09:43):
Okay, So your your profile picture on social media? Is
it a solo picture or a group picture or a sunset?

Speaker 4 (01:09:52):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (01:09:56):
Is it cropped or is it like a wide shot.

Speaker 5 (01:10:00):
More like upper body?

Speaker 3 (01:10:02):
I guess like style? Yeah?

Speaker 1 (01:10:05):
Yeah?

Speaker 10 (01:10:05):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:10:05):
Did you play any sports? Uh? In school?

Speaker 5 (01:10:09):
I only did one semester of track and field?

Speaker 2 (01:10:13):
Track and field? Do you have any kids?

Speaker 10 (01:10:16):
No?

Speaker 6 (01:10:17):
Would you say your hair is long? Medium or short?

Speaker 4 (01:10:21):
Uh?

Speaker 5 (01:10:22):
Medium? Like almost my shoulders?

Speaker 9 (01:10:25):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (01:10:25):
Okay.

Speaker 2 (01:10:26):
Have you ever been a mistress?

Speaker 6 (01:10:31):
But I know you?

Speaker 4 (01:10:32):
Have you ever been like the other woman?

Speaker 10 (01:10:33):
You know? Uh?

Speaker 5 (01:10:36):
Yeah, not that I know of. That would really sock.

Speaker 4 (01:10:38):
But yeah, all right.

Speaker 3 (01:10:39):
Were you uh in a sorority in college?

Speaker 10 (01:10:43):
No?

Speaker 3 (01:10:43):
I was not a sorority, same babe.

Speaker 4 (01:10:46):
Do you wear glasses?

Speaker 5 (01:10:49):
I yeah, my eyes are getting a little worse as
I've gotten older. Maybe Sammy and Gina currely, but my crafting,
I really need glasses.

Speaker 3 (01:11:00):
You're speaking language, all right?

Speaker 4 (01:11:02):
All right?

Speaker 2 (01:11:02):
So what kind of crafting?

Speaker 4 (01:11:03):
Yeah?

Speaker 5 (01:11:06):
I've been getting into crochet, and then I also like
doing like stuff with beads. Like bracelets stuff like that.

Speaker 4 (01:11:14):
All right, Oh, actually that's beer or wine.

Speaker 10 (01:11:19):
Wine?

Speaker 4 (01:11:19):
Wine? Out of these three stores, which one would you
pick Forever twenty one, Zara or Macy's.

Speaker 5 (01:11:30):
Honestly, I like some of the brands at Macy's, like
three People and the surf brands like O'Neill and stuff
like that.

Speaker 2 (01:11:37):
Okay, when's when's the last time you weighe yourself?

Speaker 5 (01:11:43):
It's the doctor's office?

Speaker 4 (01:11:44):
Oh really? Do you have his home stare?

Speaker 1 (01:11:48):
No?

Speaker 4 (01:11:48):
I don't even have one.

Speaker 5 (01:11:51):
No, it gets too obsessive.

Speaker 10 (01:11:53):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:11:54):
Also like I can see that one can go to it,
but like you know, maybe you give up.

Speaker 4 (01:11:57):
True. Do you have any tattoos?

Speaker 5 (01:12:02):
I yes, a lot, a lot.

Speaker 2 (01:12:04):
Okay, what what tattoos? And where are they? Just give
us some examples here?

Speaker 5 (01:12:09):
Oh my gosh, I have two full sleeves and working
on my legs, so I have.

Speaker 10 (01:12:15):
I lost track.

Speaker 2 (01:12:16):
Do you have any like like ribs or anywhere else
like that, like your thighs?

Speaker 5 (01:12:22):
I have?

Speaker 10 (01:12:23):
Yeah, I have a.

Speaker 5 (01:12:24):
Couple of my thighs. I have one in like the
underboob area, like the stirnum. Yeah, there's a lot of
I mean not all of them have meaning, which I
know is a topic brought up a lot, But I
really love the art, like since I was a kid.

Speaker 2 (01:12:43):
It's all about the art for me.

Speaker 5 (01:12:44):
So I have a lot of ornamental ones.

Speaker 4 (01:12:46):
Could you name any zero point foods and weight watchers?

Speaker 5 (01:12:52):
Like maybe like a carrot?

Speaker 1 (01:12:54):
I don't know.

Speaker 3 (01:12:55):
That is such an inside question.

Speaker 4 (01:12:57):
I love it so much. You could, I could?

Speaker 6 (01:13:00):
We could.

Speaker 7 (01:13:01):
Do you prefer when you put on makeup? Do you
perform more of the natural look or more of like
a bold look?

Speaker 5 (01:13:07):
If I have time, I would do bold, but my
go to is concealer, blush, eyeliner, minimal daily.

Speaker 10 (01:13:15):
Yeah. Yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:13:17):
Are you getting it at Zara Alta or Target.

Speaker 10 (01:13:23):
Makeup?

Speaker 5 (01:13:23):
I do the ipsy the subscription service.

Speaker 1 (01:13:29):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (01:13:30):
It kind of depends.

Speaker 2 (01:13:31):
Yeah, Like do you shave your own bush?

Speaker 10 (01:13:35):
Yes?

Speaker 5 (01:13:37):
Somebody else in charge of it's crazy?

Speaker 1 (01:13:39):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:13:41):
Do you cook it home more or go out to
eat more?

Speaker 5 (01:13:46):
I cook at home during the week. I love going
out to eat, but that also gets e.

Speaker 3 (01:13:50):
Does your coffee order have a dome on top?

Speaker 9 (01:13:55):
No?

Speaker 10 (01:13:55):
Not usually?

Speaker 4 (01:13:56):
Okay? Is your coffee order complicated?

Speaker 2 (01:14:00):
So?

Speaker 5 (01:14:01):
I'm actually pretty simple. I always want it like at
least a little sweet, like a vanilla Americano, But I'm
not like over the top crazy.

Speaker 4 (01:14:09):
I've been locked in for a long.

Speaker 2 (01:14:13):
But I look, I have to ask two other questions.
I always do regular soda or diet soda?

Speaker 5 (01:14:21):
Coke zero there's a difference between zero.

Speaker 10 (01:14:25):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:14:26):
And then when you get milk at the store, what
kind of milk do you get?

Speaker 10 (01:14:31):
Almond or oat?

Speaker 2 (01:14:33):
Oh?

Speaker 3 (01:14:33):
But you didn't ask your other favorite question.

Speaker 10 (01:14:36):
That and.

Speaker 5 (01:14:39):
Feel free to answer, well, that can be difficult to do,
depending on all Okay, any kind of butt play.

Speaker 10 (01:14:49):
Maybe maybe?

Speaker 1 (01:14:50):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (01:14:50):
Okay?

Speaker 3 (01:14:51):
And how many pairs of jeans do you?

Speaker 2 (01:14:52):
Oh, that's a good one to you. How many pairs
of jeans do you on?

Speaker 5 (01:14:55):
I love jeans? Oh my gosh, I have white to
make clothes.

Speaker 10 (01:14:59):
Maybe like fifth en?

Speaker 2 (01:15:00):
I wow, Fasten, all right, I mean I'm locked in.
We're all I think we're all locked in. Who wants
to run through their thought process here?

Speaker 4 (01:15:08):
First? I'll go first.

Speaker 2 (01:15:09):
Okay.

Speaker 6 (01:15:10):
I only had a few things that I thought fit
in the fat column. Obviously the fast food places, the
fact that you're a counselor. I kind of think that's
a fat thing, and then crafting. But Sammy and Gina
are not fat. But for some reason that's kind of
the stereotype. But wine, you know your brands of clothing,
you know your brands of makeup, you played track and field,

(01:15:32):
You're into tattoos, which I imagine you want to show
the tattoos almond milk. These are all skinny. I'm going skinny.

Speaker 3 (01:15:39):
Interesting.

Speaker 4 (01:15:40):
Yeah, you go on jumping in on the clothing she said,
surf clothing and free people and stuff like that, Like
no fat people wearing that stuff, Uh for sure. So
I'm I'm super locked in at skinny since the beginning.
Other than her name, her name Marie, yeah, Marie conn
of Lean's Fat. But other than that, dude, skinny Okay.

Speaker 7 (01:16:02):
Uh yeah, this is gonna be very interesting because I've
been locked in it fat since the beginning, like a
very like like just like proud, like empowered, like I
got my tats. I work at a school. And also,
I don't know if this slip by any of you.
I doubt it slip by Sammy kind of got a
Disney adult vibe. Yeah, and Sammy, I know that you're.

Speaker 3 (01:16:23):
Sort of a Disney adult, but I put that in
another category.

Speaker 7 (01:16:27):
You shouldn't, Okay, I mean I'm gonna say fat, Okay, Sammy.

Speaker 12 (01:16:33):
Okay, I was locked in from the beginning at skinny.
I think her fast food choices are skinny choices.

Speaker 4 (01:16:40):
Yeah.

Speaker 12 (01:16:41):
School counselor the sleeves of tattoos is skinny to me.
And track and field, even though just one semester, I
think is a skinny person thing to go, oh, well,
I'm kind.

Speaker 3 (01:16:52):
Of in shape.

Speaker 12 (01:16:52):
I could do track and field, and then realizing like
maybe you don't have the endurance right, but that to
me screamed skinny, So I say skinny.

Speaker 2 (01:16:59):
Okay, Well here's how things went for me on the
fat column.

Speaker 11 (01:17:07):
I have.

Speaker 2 (01:17:10):
I have a voice, kind of a fat voice. Belt
the belt thing, yeah, okay.

Speaker 3 (01:17:19):
No, it's not.

Speaker 2 (01:17:20):
It's not because because if you if you have it,
if you have a dress on, they put the belt
on it, it does accentuate. It's like the dress without
the belt, well, because it's kind of draped, like like
if I had a dress on, I would to drape.
But also like pants falling down could be you know,
too skinny, or it could be that you've had to
buy you know, in different sizes.

Speaker 4 (01:17:40):
You just got to keep them up right.

Speaker 2 (01:17:42):
I did have the job the school counsel only because
I feel very like it's a yeah, you said a
lot because you're sitting there talking to kids about their
dumb problems. The thigh tattoo I had under the fat column.
I feel like I see mostly fat.

Speaker 6 (01:17:57):
Chicks with the thig.

Speaker 3 (01:17:58):
So you got the real estate.

Speaker 2 (01:18:00):
Yeah, and then fifteen pairs of jeans that's in the
fat colum because usually they're in different sizes. But everything
else Chipotle Skinny people go there, solo picture on the
profile track, No kids, wine over beer, doesn't even have
a scale. Can't remember the last time she weigh herself.

(01:18:20):
That's the doctor. Couldn't name the carrot is at zero
point food weight Watchers, but you know, trims are on
bush coke zero could go either way, but then almond
milk and oat milk.

Speaker 4 (01:18:31):
Fact.

Speaker 2 (01:18:32):
People don't care about that. So I am locking in
on skinny.

Speaker 3 (01:18:36):
I'm the only fat one.

Speaker 4 (01:18:38):
You're on fat Island.

Speaker 3 (01:18:39):
I'm on fat Island.

Speaker 2 (01:18:42):
All right, Well, you guys, it is time to find out.
It is time for the big reveal.

Speaker 4 (01:18:50):
Does everybody had?

Speaker 10 (01:18:51):
Now?

Speaker 2 (01:18:51):
We have a picture, yes, that Morgan printed down for
each one of us in front of us, and they've
all been folded in staple clothes. We're gonna all do
the reveal at the same time. Are we ready?

Speaker 4 (01:19:02):
You're ready?

Speaker 2 (01:19:03):
One, two, three?

Speaker 4 (01:19:09):
Skinny? Yeah, yeah, Maria is so young.

Speaker 3 (01:19:17):
Yeah, you're very young and you're so skinny.

Speaker 5 (01:19:20):
Oh wow, thank you. Like never a thought of it
that way. Yeah, I mean, I mean I'm current thirty,
so I'm feeling kind of old now.

Speaker 2 (01:19:28):
But yeah, you're thirty.

Speaker 4 (01:19:30):
You don't look thirty.

Speaker 3 (01:19:31):
You don't look look like a high school student.

Speaker 2 (01:19:34):
Oh my god, you look like you might have an
illness of somehow. These people are so jealous.

Speaker 4 (01:19:38):
Pictures are so cute. I'm so jealous. Yeah, let's trade lives.

Speaker 2 (01:19:41):
Which is a good thing. Which is a good thing.
But hey, congratulations Marie. Good for you, skinny and a
winner here on the Woodie Show. You I've been really
called it. I mean you got something just for you know,
a good suit.

Speaker 4 (01:19:53):
Yeah. Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:19:54):
So I would imagine, like, like when you go to
the school, don't you have to keep all the tiattoos
covered up.

Speaker 5 (01:20:03):
For the most part, you know, honestly, tattoos are pretty overall.

Speaker 4 (01:20:10):
Yeah, but I will.

Speaker 5 (01:20:12):
Say, like there's still a big difference for a lot
of people between tattoos and heavily tattooed which is like
you's for me to say because I've just gotten them.
I like them, yeah, but but yeah no, I still
I usually cover them up. But you guys didn't ask
me some of the questions which I thought would have
would have swayed you towards spat, like what your things
and having colored hair?

Speaker 2 (01:20:34):
Like Yeah, I was gonna ask you have you ever
attended like any kind of like protest or rally.

Speaker 10 (01:20:39):
That was going to be.

Speaker 2 (01:20:42):
That was gonna be what I will say. Now that
I can see your picture and everything, you totally look
like you.

Speaker 4 (01:20:46):
Would do anal. You have a very anal.

Speaker 10 (01:20:51):
She's giving.

Speaker 2 (01:20:52):
I'm saying, it's just like should be should be a
lot of fun. I think she'd be like, you look
like somebody who's just like care free and we'll go
and do you know whatever for a good time.

Speaker 3 (01:21:02):
Wouldn't you love her to be your school counselor, Like
I'd be like, please the g.

Speaker 2 (01:21:09):
My school counselor was like one hundred years old.

Speaker 3 (01:21:11):
Yeah you know he was.

Speaker 2 (01:21:14):
He was nice guy and everything, but yeah, about one
hundred years old.

Speaker 3 (01:21:17):
Yeah, she's way better.

Speaker 4 (01:21:18):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:21:18):
Anyway, Marie, thank you for being very great sport.

Speaker 10 (01:21:20):
Thank you.

Speaker 5 (01:21:22):
That's very fun.

Speaker 2 (01:21:22):
Thank you, We appreciate you listening to The Woody Show.
There she is, everybody, there's Marie.

Speaker 3 (01:21:27):
Well done everyone, All.

Speaker 2 (01:21:29):
Right, we'll get you set up with the prize. Hang
on one second now, if you want to be uh
Marie on a future round of Fat Chick Skinny Chick, well,
you can hit us up on the text with your information.
Don't tell us if you're fat or skinny because we
can't see the text. Just say that, will be Morgan
can grab those numbers and everything you want to and
get you all screened out and you know, find out
what's going on there, or you can send us an

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email email at the Woodyshow dot com.

Speaker 4 (01:21:52):
So they're now investigating this to sucking tournament.

Speaker 6 (01:21:55):
There's a group of teenagers licking the feet in the
toes of this other group of kids peanut butter.

Speaker 4 (01:22:00):
On their piece there, licking it off.

Speaker 2 (01:22:06):
Well, that's appetizing. I welcome back. I've got a couple
of pieces of food. Yeah, yeah, some food news had
a request for yeah on the text. H Well, well,
I mean we give it to you when we got it.

(01:22:26):
Did you hear this week about Oreo announcing they partnered
up with Post Malone for a limited edition cookie. They'll
have a swirled cream filling, so it mixes salted caramel
and short bread flavored cream. And that sandwich between like
on the top is a chocolate and on the bottoms
of golden cookie, so one golden, one chocolate, and they

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got that swirl cream in the middle.

Speaker 4 (01:22:50):
That's amazing.

Speaker 2 (01:22:51):
Each one ingraved with nine different designs inspired by Posty
stuff like you know, guitar picks, vinyl records, crap like that.
The new Post Malone oreos. They're gonna be in stores
nationwide February third, right now, that'll get here and be
here before you know it. Piece of food news. Do

(01:23:11):
you like cheese food? Because Valveda has just announced to
do a product called vell To Go v e L
the number two go. They are single serve packets of
Velveta cheese. They claim that one in four millennials and
gen zs bring their own condiments with them wherever possible
are you're just carrying around your own condiments. Don't do that,

(01:23:35):
and well you're not a millennial or a gen Z.
And they say there's a lack of convenient cheese condiments,
which okay, I'll give them that that part's true. You
can't really find you can find like well, you can
find like little packets of mayonnaise or mustard ketchup and
but things like that up on it.

Speaker 3 (01:23:54):
Yes, always a good idea.

Speaker 2 (01:23:55):
You can find these vell to go packets at Walmart.
If you're interested, you jump on them because they are
only available for a limited time. Of course, I've never
been a huge fan of Velveto melted velvet. How about
the Velveto shells and cheese. I know you're a craft
mac and cheese guy, and I do like both.

Speaker 4 (01:24:17):
Velveta is not cheesy enough.

Speaker 3 (01:24:18):
It's velvet.

Speaker 4 (01:24:19):
It's ten times more cheese it is.

Speaker 7 (01:24:23):
I think what you're saying is craft is cheesier and
Velveta is creamier.

Speaker 2 (01:24:26):
Could that be a.

Speaker 4 (01:24:29):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (01:24:29):
To me?

Speaker 2 (01:24:29):
Like craft mac and cheese compared to Velveta shells and
cheese is like trying to compare New York style pizza
to deep dish. To me, they are two different things,
two different beasts. Yeah, like powdered cheese crap, you know,
which is fine? Again, I love that crap crap in
a very loving.

Speaker 3 (01:24:45):
Yay right, of course.

Speaker 4 (01:24:46):
But it's a different world.

Speaker 2 (01:24:47):
It's a different thing.

Speaker 4 (01:24:48):
Velvita is just like, I don't know, it's just cheesy garbage.
It's too amazing.

Speaker 2 (01:24:55):
More in Velveda for me. Text us over to two
two nine eight seven The Woody Show. We'll be right back.

Speaker 9 (01:25:04):
Meanwhile, Sea Bass will continuous, endless search for the perfect week.

Speaker 10 (01:25:08):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:25:08):
I'm a hair flex.

Speaker 2 (01:25:09):
Sorry, I'm in hair system.

Speaker 1 (01:25:11):
Get it.

Speaker 4 (01:25:11):
He's falling. It's not my scalp.

Speaker 10 (01:25:13):
I have light brown hair with bald highlights. It's The
Woody Show.

Speaker 2 (01:25:21):
All right, welcome back everybody. Hey, it is a Friday morning,
as if you didn't know. But I just like to
say it like the way I feel.

Speaker 4 (01:25:27):
When I say it.

Speaker 2 (01:25:28):
Yeah, said, Yeah. It's January twenty fourth, twenty twenty five.
January twenty fourth is mobile phone recycling Day.

Speaker 4 (01:25:36):
Oh uh, all right, I have a drawer full exactly.

Speaker 2 (01:25:40):
I have random phones and laptops.

Speaker 4 (01:25:43):
Yeah, I have three laptops and like five phones. I
mean with the iPhones. If you have an iPhone, you
just sell them back. Yeah, get money by trade them.

Speaker 10 (01:25:51):
Man.

Speaker 2 (01:25:51):
I do have a question, and Greg will understand. I
got rid of my gas powered powerwasher, okay, and I
got this really it's a great one. It's an electric plug,
plug in powerwasher, right, yeah, and it does a great job.
But now I don't have any gas powered stuff, but
I do have still about a half thing of gas,
like the container of gas that you use for you know,

(01:26:13):
filling up blawn mowers and stuff like that.

Speaker 4 (01:26:15):
What do you do with that? Down the drain storm
drain on this question?

Speaker 2 (01:26:20):
Like, yeah, what what do you do? How do you
get rid of it?

Speaker 4 (01:26:22):
Just keep it?

Speaker 2 (01:26:23):
I'm not going to keep it and I'm not gonna
just keep wide. I don't have anything to see.

Speaker 13 (01:26:27):
If anyone your neighborhood needs it, I bet the actual
answer is take it to like a Jiffy Loube or something, yea,
and they can get rid of it there. I don't know,
but yeah, I do have a bunch of kerosene that
I need to get rid of.

Speaker 2 (01:26:38):
Yeah, it is a good question. Can I just pour
it like in the corner of like you know where
nothing grows, like in the back of the landscape, you
know what I mean?

Speaker 4 (01:26:44):
I mean, what's the worst that menace?

Speaker 8 (01:26:47):
I was out idea recently, lucky me, right, yeah, and
they have these these these phone recycling like Kiosk kind
of like yeah, it looks like an ATM right is
that where people who steal phones take them they could
because you always think like if you steal a phone,
how is that you get to do it?

Speaker 2 (01:27:04):
Yeah, keep doing it, I'll Today is Beer Can Appreciation Day, bro.
It's also Change of Pets Life Day, which I think
I've done. My dog has a great life. The daily Baby,
It's a National Compliment Day.

Speaker 3 (01:27:18):
Oh you look great?

Speaker 2 (01:27:20):
Yeah, Greg, those pants make your penis look awesome. Yeah.
In a couple of food holidays, it is National Peanut
Butter Day from Jesus and National Lobster Thermidor Day.

Speaker 3 (01:27:34):
Okay, just talking about that.

Speaker 6 (01:27:38):
Why did we just we were talking about oysters Rockefeller.

Speaker 2 (01:27:41):
Yeah, lobster thermidores. The ones got like the bread crumbs
and the cheese. Yeah, they put it under the broiler.
Similar entertainment stuff for you. This is a question for
all you nippling Buttholers that watched the show Severance, just
the one. Yeah. There was a report that I saw
about how it's earned more than two hundred million dollars

(01:28:03):
for Apple TV.

Speaker 4 (01:28:04):
How could it do that? That was our signing up,
just for that I did.

Speaker 8 (01:28:09):
First of all, isn't that good? And then number two
that your question, how like, how does that TRANSI because
normally I would not go near Apple TV Plus, and
I did too because I kept on seeing Severance getting
all the slobbing in the world, which usually means overrated,
but I want it.

Speaker 4 (01:28:26):
I guess they could track that able to see that
you downloaded Apple Plus and then you immediately went there.

Speaker 8 (01:28:31):
Right, And but do as I do, and as soon
as you download Apple Plus or whatever, immediately cancel it.

Speaker 3 (01:28:36):
Yeah, it goes at your free trial.

Speaker 4 (01:28:38):
Yeah, and then cancel.

Speaker 8 (01:28:40):
If it's not your free trial, then you get it
for one month, yeah, or even then just immediately cancel
any service. Forget the free trial, because then they you
don't forget about it, and then that's how you end
up paying two hundred dollars.

Speaker 4 (01:28:49):
I dream out a lot with apps. I download the app,
I'll try out the free trial for a few days,
and then I'll make sure it cancels right away.

Speaker 2 (01:28:56):
Prince Harry has reached a last minute settlement with Rupert
Murdoch's news group The Newspapers over accusations that he was
spied on by the tabloids. No word on what the
exact dollar amount was, but I'm sure it's a few bucks,
oh sure, but they did give a full and unequivocal
apology to Harry for hacking into his phone and encroaching

(01:29:17):
on his life.

Speaker 4 (01:29:19):
That was legit because everyone's like, oh, Harry's just crazy,
like they're not really doing that.

Speaker 2 (01:29:25):
Yeah, unequivocal, I mean, so it must be legit. The
company even admitted that one of its tabloids recruited private
investigators to commit illegal acts, and they even apologized for
being part of the problem when it came to harassing
his mom, Princess Diana, who of course was killed in
that car crash trying to escape the paparazzi.

Speaker 6 (01:29:41):
Can you think of a more settlement, unfascinating person to
stock Yeah, right, like, what on earth would he have
to offer it?

Speaker 2 (01:29:48):
At least his wife is hot. He's not even hot
an it's just Duck Dynasty is making a comeback. Duck
Dynasty the Revival. It's going to debut on A and
E sometimes this summer is going to focus on Willie
and Cordy Robinson their kids.

Speaker 4 (01:30:01):
Because aren't all the racist people dead now so they
can do that allegedly.

Speaker 2 (01:30:04):
Yeah, they're they're plotting the future of the Duck commander
business at Ministery of Lawsuits. Okay, and we'll be back
as well. But not Phil Robertson not in the cast
because he's battling Alzheimer's. Does he really bad shape? He's
not doing well now. The last og Duck Dynasty episode
that aired back in March to twenty seventeen. It's almost
eight years ago, but it ran for eleven season. Such

(01:30:27):
a bad show.

Speaker 3 (01:30:27):
Did you guys watch it?

Speaker 4 (01:30:28):
I never saw it. Yeah, I watched.

Speaker 8 (01:30:30):
I watched it once for a radio thing to like
pull audio out of it. And it's it's like these
dummies are clearly being fed lines by a producer and
they delivered them. And that's what I said, this Duck,
it's going to a dynasty.

Speaker 12 (01:30:43):
It's just like, Yeah, their wives, though, are so attractive
and so nice.

Speaker 2 (01:30:47):
They got money, elliot, they're loaded.

Speaker 3 (01:30:49):
No, because they've been together since they were young, some
of them teenagers. But I'm sure there was a glow
up after the TV.

Speaker 2 (01:30:54):
Yes, once they got money.

Speaker 4 (01:30:57):
It's a legacy Duck company been had money up. All
the guys just.

Speaker 12 (01:31:03):
Had their crazy long beards and look all ragged, and
the wives are very put together, very attractive.

Speaker 2 (01:31:09):
Well, this year twenty twenty five, it's the thirty sixth
anniversary of the classic movie. When Harry met Sally and
Billy Crystal and Meg Ryan. They both posted a photo
with the two of them sitting on this couch together
wearing clothes that are similar to what they wore in
the movie, and it said, quote, it's finally happening. We're
reuniting for something iconic. Can't wait to show you all soon.

(01:31:30):
So super Bowl ad. That's what I was thinking too,
because I haven't said what it is, but it's just,
you know, probably just a stupid super Bowl commercial for sure.

Speaker 6 (01:31:37):
Watched that movie somewhat recently, like we did the last year,
because I had forgotten all about it.

Speaker 4 (01:31:43):
God, it's boring, really.

Speaker 3 (01:31:44):
I mean, it is so iconic rum com of all time.

Speaker 2 (01:31:49):
Nobody has an orgasm with a guy named Sheldon.

Speaker 4 (01:31:51):
God, it was so boring.

Speaker 2 (01:31:53):
And I remember that was the big scene in the diner,
right when they're sitting there having the conversation and he's like,
you know, women don't fake organ I don't think a
woman's ever faked an orgasm with me.

Speaker 6 (01:32:02):
Hey, I don't feel great about this, but I don't
hear anyone complaining I think they have an okay.

Speaker 10 (01:32:06):
Time, How do you know what are you saying that
they fake orgasm? It's possible they haven't affected with me.
How do you know you don't think that I can
tell the difference?

Speaker 3 (01:32:18):
No, get at him?

Speaker 4 (01:32:21):
Oh oh yeah, are you okay?

Speaker 13 (01:32:27):
Oh god?

Speaker 10 (01:32:30):
Oh god?

Speaker 2 (01:32:33):
Oh oh.

Speaker 3 (01:32:37):
Yeah right there?

Speaker 2 (01:32:39):
Oh oh oh oh oh god? Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes,
oh yes, yes, yes yes, yes, yes, yes yes, yes, oh.

Speaker 10 (01:33:10):
God.

Speaker 2 (01:33:14):
Now what's the next line.

Speaker 3 (01:33:15):
I'll have what she's having.

Speaker 2 (01:33:19):
I'll have what she's having.

Speaker 6 (01:33:23):
As a non breeder. If a woman was making that
noise in real life while you were doing it, didn't
you find that so annoying?

Speaker 8 (01:33:30):
No, because I've had a few like that are almost
like that over the top high five bro. And it
is a little much. But that raises a question I
just had. Actually, ladies, let's say you, let's say you
do make noise? Do you do you not make noise
when you're by yourself? Are you just are you putting
it on.

Speaker 3 (01:33:46):
Or that's a really good question, just a little bit
or meat amount.

Speaker 4 (01:33:50):
That's one for you to answer.

Speaker 7 (01:33:51):
Yeah, I think I think there is definitely a performative aspect,
for sure.

Speaker 2 (01:33:58):
I mean, I'm sure that makes sense because how do
I know?

Speaker 3 (01:34:01):
Right, That's the thing is that it's clues to the
guy of what's working.

Speaker 2 (01:34:04):
Almost right, Maybe you guys, it's an indicator, like when
you're by yourself, is it silent?

Speaker 3 (01:34:13):
No, it's just like her and the diner.

Speaker 2 (01:34:15):
You know, I'm saying like you again because there's yeah,
I mean it's.

Speaker 7 (01:34:18):
Not because cause it's more like, like Sammy said, you're
not trying to like cue anybody else.

Speaker 10 (01:34:23):
Right.

Speaker 3 (01:34:23):
That's such a good question.

Speaker 2 (01:34:25):
I mean unless you were just reading like one of
your like Harlequin romance.

Speaker 3 (01:34:30):
Or what everyone's into right now, fairy porn.

Speaker 8 (01:34:34):
At One more question for the ladies. If you're by
yourselves and there are no men around, do you ever
shake another woman's hand? Like, if you greet a woman
and there's no men around, do you shake his hands?
I mean I've never seen that exactly.

Speaker 3 (01:34:48):
That's that's funny because two women meet each other, absolutely
think we only shake hands because there's a man standing.

Speaker 4 (01:34:54):
Let's say across a building. Two women meeting each other,
I don't see them. It's always a hug, yeah, I
never see them.

Speaker 1 (01:35:02):
Yeah.

Speaker 8 (01:35:02):
And then when the guy's not around, theyll rub their
booths long.

Speaker 7 (01:35:06):
I was gonna say, I was going to say, like,
depending on the circumstances, a hug or a handshake.

Speaker 2 (01:35:11):
Yeah, yeah, well professional, I assume it's just a handshake exactly.

Speaker 10 (01:35:14):
I won't believe it till I see it.

Speaker 2 (01:35:16):
Of orgasms. Amy Schumer on that Call Her Daddy podcast,
confess something that she says is quote a scary thing
to say out loud, and that she's never experienced an
orgasm from penetration. She says, quote scary because nobody talks
about it, because we're all like getting an oscar talking
about Yeah, it's not scary, you're just trying to share it.

Speaker 4 (01:35:39):
I just hate this episode more and more. I'm just
gonna I'm skipping. I listened to Call Her Daddy. Yeah,
and no, Dog, I'm not going to listen.

Speaker 2 (01:35:48):
Well, I'll skip it just because it's Amy Schumer.

Speaker 4 (01:35:50):
But that's just me.

Speaker 2 (01:35:53):
Good time for your birthdays. Birthday. We won't sit because
she was like day and you know, we don't do.

Speaker 4 (01:36:04):
What all right.

Speaker 2 (01:36:06):
Starting with the celebrities, of course, Ed Helms Andy on
the Office. Yeah, former Daily Show correspondent rd Dog. Yeah,
he's fifty one years old today. Misha Barton, who was
Marissa Cooper on the oc IS thirty nine. Mary lou
Rettin wasn't she She was in bad physical shape.

Speaker 3 (01:36:23):
Right like, yeah, she's like a kids started to fund
me for her.

Speaker 2 (01:36:27):
Out was at the nineteen eighty four Summer Olympics in
Los Angeles. She won the gold medal in the individual
all around competition and she was everywhere. Oh yeah, Foxes
and everything else. Yeah, she's fifty seven. Tatiana Ali actually
Banks on Fresh Prince of bel Air forty six. Matthew
Lillard Shaggy and the Scooby Doo movies, and he was
also part of the one of the uh the Serial

(01:36:50):
Killing Team and the og scream So Alerts fifty five.

Speaker 4 (01:36:53):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:36:54):
Christian skall Or Shawl Daily Show, Shawl the Daily Show correspondent,
who play is Carol on the sitcom Last Man on Earth.
She's also Louise on Bob's Bird. Ye, she's forty seven.
And then Neil Mother Eff and Diamond. Yeah, the Jewish Elvis,
that's right, but he's not touring anymore because of Parkinson's
But sweet Caroline, how much great news? These versions for

(01:37:15):
a rose? Holy Holy? Neil Diamond is eighty four today
and then your Porto Birthday is Rebel Ryder and she's
had more people inside of her than the Statue of
Liberty seven hundred and fourteen. In films including All Out
Suckfest Volume four. She was in Fourth of July Lesbian
Anal Bash. Yeah, also perv City Department and Penetration. She

(01:37:38):
was in Ain't No Fun If the homies can't get
none true and who can forget her unforgettable role in
double Stuffed anal butt slut that has been a joke
between Greg and I forever, like, oh, let's check out
this button. Yeah yeah, HCBS Hardcourt is so but I yeah,
that's the name. Yeah, double Stuffed Anal. Yeah, we see

(01:38:02):
Rebel Rider in that one. She's thirty one years old.
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Speaker 6 (01:39:39):
Yeah, the amount of self control it takes to not
say what you're thinking sometimes will require a nap. Require
a nap, yeah, because.

Speaker 4 (01:39:49):
So much energy, so much self control.

Speaker 2 (01:39:53):
Yeah, it's worse than trying to avoid, like you don't
really will power towards food. Yeah, it's like that.

Speaker 3 (01:39:58):
That's a tough one too.

Speaker 4 (01:39:59):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:39:59):
I think that's that's my toughest challenge, the food. No,
not saying something in the moment. See, that's why you're tired.

Speaker 3 (01:40:06):
The good news is on this show we don't really
have that problem.

Speaker 2 (01:40:09):
Yeah that's true. All right. Thank you very much, Greg going,
Thank you so much for giving the Woodie Show some
of your valuable time this week. You know, we love it.
Appreciate you for that. The rest of you guys can
suck it. Catch back here on Monday. Have yourself a
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