FULL SHOW POD: The Woody Show January 28th 2025 Podcast

Sebas Moving Auction Day 2, Morgan's Dare For Dollars & More! 

Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:02):
It is the dune to the graphic nature of this program.
Listener discretion, is it lies the Woody Show.

Speaker 2 (00:23):
This is the Woody Show. Insensitivity Training class is now
in session. Hey, good morning everybody. Today is Tuesday. It

(00:48):
is January the twenty eighth, twenty twenty five. Hello and welcome.
We are the Woody Show. Yeah, Woody, Greg, there's Menace.
What's Jena Grad is here? Sea Bass? We got Sammy
Bort in the Woody Show production department. Morgan our associate
producer and one of the stars of the show today
earned some money. Yep, Morgan's dare for dollars. More on

(01:10):
that in a second. She is here. We got von
our video producer, and of course the phone's open for
you to join in on what we have happening here
today on The Woody Show. Eight seven seven forty four
Woody is the number. You can send us a text
over to two two nine eight seven. Yeah. So we're
gonna have Morgan's there for dollars. It's the Lego walk,

(01:30):
and I think we have it all figured out about
how we're gonna do and how she can earn the
money she's gotta get from one side to the other. Right,
but there's there's some there's a little catch there, ye okay,
all right, and kind of like we wanted to introduce
some kind of twister, but like where there's some instruction. Yeah,
an extra element, a little extra element too. Yes, we'll
have that. See how much she ends up earning when
she spins the wheel. She could win up to one

(01:51):
thousand dollars toward her new nose job. Very exciting. Also,
Seabats is moving day auction of the day. It is
a it is still active the Toto butt washing toilet seat.
We will close out that auction and find out exactly
how much that brings in and then also announced the
second day of the auction what the next auction item

(02:13):
will be. Also, some of the trending news headlines. We've
got the entertainment news. Birthday's porno Birthday that's coming up
Moore of the hours up here this morning on the
Woody Show. All right, so more football talk, you know,
talking about some of these rules. The NFL is expected
to expand the replays on quarterback slides. So there's a

(02:33):
lot of you know, complaints fans, teams and people doing
the play by play on TV about needing to adjust
the rules. When it comes to the quarterback slide, they're
calling it the Mahomes rule.

Speaker 3 (02:43):
Well, because his is more of a sideline thing where
he pretends like he's going to run out the sideline
and then as soon as he sees the defender let up,
he'll then sneak up for a few more yards.

Speaker 2 (02:51):
Yeah, defenders aren't given proper time to react or clearly
don't even hit the quarterback. They're still called for a penalty.
And so the logic would be simple. Really, if fans
can clearly see a mistake was made at home, then
the same replay technology would be allowed to get the
call right on the field. I like, what do they
call the replay assist. That's what they've been calling it

(03:12):
this year. Coach doesn't have to throw the red flag.
Replay assist on certain things. Although I'm surprised they didn't
use that for the Josh Allen first down, like where
he was like trying to run it for that one yard.
They said he didn't get it.

Speaker 4 (03:27):
Yeah, but they went back and looked at frame by
frame and they say that he didn't get it.

Speaker 2 (03:31):
Yeah, I know what I'm saying. But even still like
the replay assist, you know, and the question right there,
and or having like the chips they were talking about,
like they were trying that out. They're trying that out
for the preseason doing that. They were doing all stuff
with like the the first down markers instead of having
like the chain gang come out. Uh, they you know,
were using some kind of electronic thing that would be good.
The other thing, the other part of that game I

(03:52):
wanted to bring up was it was down on the
goal line and this is in the Eagles commander's game
goals for trying to push push it in, and the
commanders kept jumping off sides like they're trying to crash
the play because it's so hard to defend against Philly's
tush push and so they had to get the jump.
I mean, they're right on the one yard line, and

(04:14):
then of course there was an offside, so it gets
half the distance. Now you're like right on the goal line.
And so they kept jumping the play to the point
where the officials had to come out and say, hey,
we do have the ability just to award the score.
Oh and so if this behavior continues. But I don't
think that's fair because in order to defend that play.

(04:35):
It relies on timing, and so if you're gonna do that,
then Philly in this case shouldn't be allowed to use
a hard count because they were using the hard count
to draw them off sides, which they were doing and
they kept getting called.

Speaker 3 (04:48):
Look, you can't if clearly what they were doing was
just hope. They're they're rolling the dice, they're gambling, but
they're doing it in such a way that they're becoming
it's a nuisance. So the reps are made the right
call because otherwise you just keep doing it, doing it
and doing it and doing it when you know that's.

Speaker 2 (05:02):
Not what they were trying to do. They were they
were trying. They were trying to stop the tush push.
This is just a regular play, right, and so like
to defend the tush push effectively, you have to crash
the line, sure, and what you you wait until the
ball snapped, but you're right on the line exactly. And
so a hard count, I think you put the medals.
I think you put the other team in a great disadvantage.

(05:22):
The same way that you're putting these defensive players at
a great disadvantage.

Speaker 3 (05:26):
Is always at a disadvantage because they don't want to
know when the ball is going to be snapped, correct,
so that that's how the game works.

Speaker 2 (05:32):
I understand that, Okay, but what what what?

Speaker 3 (05:34):
What the commanders were doing was a nuisance penalty because
they knew they could get because they knew the penalty
was essentially meetingless because it's half of a half of
a half of a half. They were trying to stop
the touchdown. Well, I know that what they were trying.
We all know what they were trying to do. But
they were doing it in a way that was counter
to the productive play at the game.

Speaker 2 (05:49):
I'm saying the one they should have to that point,
suspend the hard count, just snap the balls. Either way,
it didn't work. Let's see what are the other stuffs
in the oh? A lot of people are pissed. This
mom she unplugged her baby's nick you monitor. So she
did that? Why any guesses? Save somebody else's life. The
baby's fine, by the way, okay, it is, Why don't

(06:12):
you do that? So it's the uh, the heart monitor,
it's the intensive care so the newborn intensive care unit nick.

Speaker 4 (06:19):
You and so she disconnected. Yeah, she's probably trying to
leave with the baby, right.

Speaker 2 (06:24):
Okay, trying to leave with the baby, trying to try
to take a nap and get some sleep, trying to
take a nap, get some sleep. In her phone. Well
here is here's a clip on an interaction between the
mom and the nurse. Check this out. No, no, you're fine.
It's as on an emergency. I was going to see

(06:52):
yeahkey sandwich. Yeah, she wanted not room service, That's that's
what she wanted. She wanted somebody because she was holding
the baby and so she couldn't. I guess sum she
wanted to summon the nurse to order a sandwich, to
order a sandwich. She also did this apparently other times
for other things like a drink or something. Well, there's
a reason we.

Speaker 3 (07:10):
Have this footage is because she's videoing herself TikTok TikToker,
and while she's got a newborn.

Speaker 4 (07:16):
Oh, she's showing off life hacks on yah.

Speaker 2 (07:19):
It's a life hack. Anyone surprised?

Speaker 3 (07:21):
Is anyone surprised that a TikTok mom would do something
dangerous like this, especially.

Speaker 2 (07:24):
Has a button that you can push. She's getting killed online.
People want the cops to do something about it, and
it looks like there could end up being an investigation
because people are slamming the hospital because they got her
the sandwich by the way, my good god, and pressuring
the nurse. They want her the nurse to file to
file a complaint. The mom claims the nurses told her

(07:45):
that she could signal them that way, which a bunch
of other nurses chimed in saying, there's no way that's true.
The monitor and will come running.

Speaker 3 (07:53):
Yeah, Greg, if you want to a sandwich, you want
someone to open your front door, just calling nine one
one a life hack.

Speaker 2 (07:59):
But don't hospital rooms half the little button? Yeah, but
she couldn't reach it. Yeah, tell you that was that
was the greatest. You know when when my wife had
both kids, Like she was in there for like, you know,
a couple of two days I think total in there
for the actual labor, and then you had one full
day after that and you went home. Dude, they would
come take the baby to the nursery. You'd have to

(08:20):
see it, you know, like could you actually get some
sleep right? You know? And then also they would like
bring all this food in. They had a menu they
could order for. Yeah, it was vacation fantastic. They have
flaming lobster yeah, No, I didn't sleep there. They had
like one of the things you could pull out and
sleep on. But I'm like, I'll come back, call me
if there's anything deuces. Girl feel about that? Oh, she was.

Speaker 5 (08:41):
Fine get the baby out of here.

Speaker 2 (08:44):
Because the baby's out right, so there was nothing for
her to do other than rest. Am I doctor, what
am I doing?

Speaker 6 (08:51):
Sandwiches?

Speaker 7 (08:52):
You can get some good rest. I'll get some good rest.
It was awesome at that age. Nobody wants to see
the baby anyway.

Speaker 2 (08:58):
They're so ugly. Yeah they are. Yeah, and we're waiting now, Like, dude,
can we get somebody just to take the kid away?
Like do you have this for older kids? Oh, that'd
be great. Yeah, Like I don't know fifteen and twelve
year olds. Because if there's a service like that, klgon
take me away baby box at the firehouse. I told
you if it fits at chips, if you can fit

(09:19):
that kid into that baby box, they should take it.
Ye A good idea. Eight seven seven four.

Speaker 8 (09:24):
This is now.

Speaker 2 (09:28):
And into another new hour insensitivity training for a politically
correct world. It's Tuesday morning. It's January twenty eighth, and yes,
I've been looking forward to this so Tuesday. We kind
of really took this thing out of Tuesday because this
hour Morgan's dare for dollars, Yeah, is happening. She's gonna
be doing the Lego coal Walk. We put this thing

(09:49):
directly in Tuesday. Really truly, it's gonna hurt to the
bottom up for a Now I am a parent, I've
stepped on many a lego. Yep, you have legos of
your house. In fact, the legos that we have today
are her to see a Gina's house. Yeah, ye, all right.
I brought these giant bins of Legos in there, and
those like little sharp Oh yeah, there's mighty yep, flat

(10:10):
piece is fine, it's some bricks. Oh, they're everywhere. I
got everything in there.

Speaker 4 (10:14):
I mean, I'm without child, and you know, as a
kid you step on legos and it's not fun. But
I've gone into Lego stores as an adult and realize
they're a trillion dollars. So I guess we're super expensive.
We're working with a secret millionaire if she's able to
bring in this many.

Speaker 9 (10:31):
These are these are a lot of Christmas and Birthday presents.
And this isn't even half of them. I just some
of them. I wasn't allowed to take.

Speaker 2 (10:38):
So anyway, she's gonna have to make it from one
end of the of the lego walk to the other end.
And we'll tell you that the process once she makes
it to the other end without bitching out, and then
you'll get to spin the wheel to find out how
much is going to get toward her nose jobs that
she's trying to get money for more desperately. No, she
doesn't doesn't need it at all. She doesn't. Yeah, well,

(10:58):
because she wants it.

Speaker 5 (11:00):
Yeah, enough of the baby birds, lander please, it's like
an ice big bird.

Speaker 9 (11:04):
So funny the one time that Sea Best doesn't want
to be disagreeable.

Speaker 2 (11:08):
Yeah, because he thinks Morgan needs an nose job. Well,
it's true, all right, So that's that's coming up this hour.
We'll get to that. Nervous about it. I think this
is honestly, Probably it does. It's not it's not comfortable,
but it's I would think one of the easier ones
compared to some of the other stuff that you've done already.

Speaker 5 (11:22):
Yeah, honestly, I think it's gonna be easy. I don't
to talk a big game, but I'm mostly worried about
my dogs have been barking anyways with my blisters.

Speaker 2 (11:29):
Oh yeah, because she was wearing like uncomfortable shoes all weekend.
Yeah and yeah, so she got some blisters.

Speaker 5 (11:34):
Yeah, Corn there, so enjoy giving those legos back to
your son.

Speaker 2 (11:39):
After juice is blister juice and blood? Yeah. Yeah. Well,
while we're talking about that, we'll bring that up as
well when we get to the to the dare. But
Greg's partner Mario has to saying about shoes. Yeah, what
is it?

Speaker 7 (11:56):
It's a if they ain't hurting, they ain't working, That's right, Amen, Yeah,
you go girl. All that matters is if they look good.

Speaker 2 (12:02):
Yeah? True? All right, So fit, do we have a
winner for auction day number one of the Toto Washlet
toilet seat, Yes, coming up right now.

Speaker 3 (12:11):
It looks like it's gonna be about one hundred and
forty dollars nice plus shipping, which just substantial. But you're getting, again,
a Toto washlet a did they.

Speaker 2 (12:19):
But washing toilet seat mentioned on the Woody Show about
a billion times and this is this cost me five
hundred dollars.

Speaker 3 (12:25):
I don't think they make this particular model anymore because
it's for whatever reason they've you know, but it's still again,
it works. Everything we're selling. We're not selling a junk.
Everything works great. I just don't have a use for
it anymore. So they're still getting a massive discount for
a lightly and gently used toilet.

Speaker 2 (12:39):
Seats which he steamed. Yeah, steam, Greg, I got this
little hand steamer. Yeah.

Speaker 3 (12:43):
I've seen those, Yeah, and they've worked. You people use
them like to detail their wheels. I used it anything. Well,
you can't use it on electronics of course, but or
like I used it actually in this studio because someone
had like spit out gum on the carpet.

Speaker 2 (12:58):
You know why not, But yeah, it really hits.

Speaker 3 (13:00):
You know, you have to touch your toilet, so if
any little peaceta in it, you just wipe it clean.

Speaker 2 (13:06):
It's very nice. I have a handsteamer for like curtains
or something.

Speaker 4 (13:10):
Yeah, not for Can you guarantee any famous person uses
any porn stars are.

Speaker 3 (13:17):
Not yet unless well you know what we can do
is we can have you know what before I send
it out. You get to choose person who wins. You
get to choose what what do you show? Cast member
will put their bare ass on it straight to your door.

Speaker 2 (13:29):
No clean? Nice? What a deal? And you again you
don't want to, Like I didn't read the description yesterday,
but like when you read the description, it says all
proceeds generously donated generous wildfire relief.

Speaker 3 (13:45):
I could be putting these up on offer rupper Craigslist,
but no, I'm giving them to the people donated.

Speaker 2 (13:49):
Assumes that it's generous. Why did you have to highlight that?
How do they also? How do they calculate the shipping costs?
Because I know, like I used to have to ship
when we go to visit in laws and stuff over Christmas,
all the kids presence have to ship those back home.
And you can do it like the expensive way, but
also if you just go to the US Postal Service,
go down the post office and the slowest ground service, Yeah,

(14:11):
it's not that bad. Yeah exactly. I think.

Speaker 3 (14:13):
Well, well, the way with the eBay is really good
because something that's a known product like this is a
brand named Toto thing, so they know the dimensions and
the weight of it automatically and it just pre calculated
for you.

Speaker 2 (14:23):
Okay, that's good.

Speaker 3 (14:24):
So what's the winning what's the winning ben like one
and forty two bucks? Who also all right, well that's
item number one.

Speaker 2 (14:32):
It's a sea bass moving week, and so he's auctioning
off a different item each day, generously donating the proceeds
to wildfire. Right, yeah, and then what is the what
is the item today?

Speaker 3 (14:44):
Well, today is another item that I don't think is
even available anymore, because a lot of these things have
been sitting around my house for a couple of years.
And it is something that is designed for children. But
it is huge, and it is a giant six foot
stuffed doll of our Lord and Savior, Jesus Christ.

Speaker 2 (15:02):
Yes, Jesus Christian Home. Why why do you own this?
Oh my god? Why do I remember that? There are
discussion Jesus? You stand it up to see who's taller,
standing on his own smaller? Yeah, well, do use the
kind of like hook it so we get a nice

(15:22):
picture of him standing in front of the Woody show logo.

Speaker 3 (15:24):
Oh yeah, well because because she makes it look even
bigger because she's so small. Oh yeah, she's a good
model for this. Okay, it's going on our instag the
the the company Tower of Babel, and it's not designed
to be like silly or sacrilegious or blasphemous. The way
they say this they sell this is they say you
give this giant six foot Jesus to like your five

(15:44):
year old and you put it in their room and
they can like talk to it at night like it's
their friend.

Speaker 9 (15:51):
On the shelf on the whate That's weird. Yeah, so
why do you have it?

Speaker 3 (15:57):
Well, it was a lot of the things I'm going
to be giving away this week or stuff like, oh
that could be fun. Like I see him online, I
get him and then like, oh what do I deal
with this?

Speaker 1 (16:05):
Now?

Speaker 2 (16:05):
No, I forget this. He's an impulse buyer for sure.

Speaker 3 (16:09):
Absolutely, And this thing came across my algorithms like giants,
six foot Jesus. That's got to be good for something.
Noise it takes in my house for a couple of years.
I'm like, oh, I guess not.

Speaker 2 (16:17):
It's good to be prepared now is that it does?
It inflate full, it's fully stuff. It's fully stuff.

Speaker 3 (16:22):
Okay, you can compress it and squish it down for shipping,
you know, like a mattress or something.

Speaker 2 (16:26):
Okay, but yeah, you can hang out in your house
and the bidding starts on all these items at one dollar.
Just so you guys know, this thing retail price fifty
four dollars.

Speaker 3 (16:34):
Oh my, okay, it's giant and sings a reasonable It
doesn't seem reasonable, does it?

Speaker 2 (16:40):
Well?

Speaker 7 (16:40):
For a stuffed toy or whatever you want to call it.

Speaker 2 (16:43):
Hey, would you like six foot Jesus to come sit
in your lap?

Speaker 8 (16:44):
Oh?

Speaker 2 (16:45):
Yes, sure, yeah, anyway, so i'll the six foot stuffed
Jesus from Seamass's house can be yours. He's moving doesn't
need these items, so we're auctioning them off all these
different items this week. All the money going to wildfire relief,
so you could feel good knowing that. So if anything,
you were how about this, if you were thinking about
making a donation to wildfire relief already, you might as

(17:06):
well get something for it for us.

Speaker 7 (17:08):
And you know what, Jesus would make a great body pillow.
Hold me in your arm, Yeah, very comfort, Come a
hole in me and go to the Oh why are.

Speaker 2 (17:22):
You putting your hand under my robe? Come to Jesus.
It's very softy, all right, so menace. We can get
to the link for the auction for today by going
to the woodieshow dot com. Correct, Yes, we have all
the each day there's a twenty four hour auction, so
it starts now and then also on our Instagram, just

(17:44):
like we did yesterday. There's a link on our Instagram
story and you can get to the auction that way.

Speaker 3 (17:49):
You should always be following the Woody showing every so
of course you show.

Speaker 2 (17:53):
Jesus is super snugly. I feel like I can convert
so scary.

Speaker 5 (18:00):
That's a very kind face.

Speaker 2 (18:02):
It's designed.

Speaker 3 (18:02):
It's not designed to be sacrilegious or kitch or whatever.
It's designed for little kids.

Speaker 10 (18:06):
Yeah, it sounds like he would look super creepy, but
he really doesn't know he's cut.

Speaker 2 (18:11):
Other than it's six foot stuff, jeez. Other than that,
I mean, you're supposed putt in your kids rooms. They
can talk to it at night. I don't know. Confessed.

Speaker 3 (18:22):
We had a text here from the four six nine
says you can ship stuff cheap through Greyhound.

Speaker 2 (18:29):
You have to tell me about it, because that's how
I shipped all my stuff when I moved out to
join the Woody Show. Yeah, he did. We gave we
gave him money to.

Speaker 3 (18:35):
Move like five grand yeah, like, and I said, you
know what, I'm gonna pocket that?

Speaker 2 (18:40):
Yeah, yeah, let's spend how much did you spend.

Speaker 3 (18:41):
Like one hundred and fifty bucks to send three totes
by a greyhound. You know, I duct taped him shut
because who knows what sticky fingers are going to be happening.

Speaker 2 (18:49):
Yeah, but they showed up no problem. Yeah, that's amazing.
Shot up to the airport. I picked him up the airport.
He showed up with like three bags. Where the spy gear? Yeah,
I like so my microphones, cameras like that stuff cut
on my shape, zip extra shoes.

Speaker 6 (19:06):
Closed, Throw that.

Speaker 2 (19:06):
On grey hand man.

Speaker 3 (19:07):
Yeah you can do that all right. Well we're gonna
take the break. Go and check out the auction item.
Make a bit if you can.

Speaker 2 (19:13):
Again. All the money goes to the wildfire relief. Generous,
very generously, supremely generous. Much like how Sea Bass writes
on the reams of paper for the copy machine right
outside the studio. Every time he drops one off, he
writes on it. Sam was.

Speaker 5 (19:32):
No because he This is why it makes no sense.

Speaker 10 (19:36):
If the copier is out of paper, you would take
the entire ream and put it into the copier. And
he only puts a little bit in so that he
can leave the let rest out.

Speaker 2 (19:48):
So thirsty and wrong.

Speaker 3 (19:50):
What I never do that. I hate people to do that. Now,
the folks who do that. They may use the courtesy
of Sea Bass copy paper that I went downstairs to
get and put part of it in. But again I
agree with Sammy. You put the whole reman, you don't
need to put little teen halfs of it. So they've
taken my my generous gift and sullied my name. And
I'll bring up two or three and you write on

(20:10):
all of them, right, are the ones I leave out
to be used later?

Speaker 7 (20:13):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (20:13):
Okay, all right, all right, So check out the auction.
I don't solve that. It's on the woodieshow dot com,
also on our Instagram story. Find us on Instagram at
the Woody Show and get your bids. And now we're
gonna take a break. We're gonna set up the Lego
coal Walk and then we have Morgan's Dare for Dollars Challenge.

Speaker 6 (20:30):
The Woodies Show Locale News.

Speaker 2 (20:33):
And just so you know, in case you hear any
kind of a weird sounds in the backgrounds, because we're
getting the Lego call walk set up. Mins, do you
I have you turned on over there? Let's see. Yeah,
that's all right.

Speaker 3 (20:46):
Yeah, we have a separate auxiliary mic now set up
so we can cover the coal walk crop.

Speaker 4 (20:51):
Yeah, and we got to set up the tart because
of the foot juice that might leak onto the carpet.

Speaker 2 (20:56):
Yeah. All right, Well, let's get a headline closer to
home here in the state of calif.

Speaker 7 (21:00):
Well, quick update to the evacuation orders in the Palisades
fire burn zone. They're being changed to allow residents to
return to properties. Law enforcement is doing escorts for residents
from ten in the morning until five pm. And that
order change affects residents of all fire areas in the
city of Malibu and unincorporated La County impacted by the
Palisades Fire.

Speaker 2 (21:18):
Okay, so the Palisades Fire is still burning, right, it's yeah,
it's that ninety contained Okay, But every time I see
like a picture they have a helicopter view of the Palisades,
there's no fire in sight, meaning like even off in
the distance. Okay, It's like like, where is it burned?

Speaker 4 (21:33):
Are you trying to lean into Like maybe this is
a COVID thing where we're keeping it longer for.

Speaker 2 (21:37):
Some reason, so we out of something legitimately to where
like where exactly where are the flames at this point?
I haven't seen them? Like, where's it actually burned because
it's ninety percent contained.

Speaker 3 (21:49):
Yeah, right inside that containment line may still be burning embers,
is what I think what he's saying.

Speaker 2 (21:55):
Yeah, that's what I want to like, where where is
the actual Yeah, that's ignited right now. I thought we
were going full conspiracy. Now we're keeping it. Going to
get some because the news channels are showing like, you know,
an aerial view from the helicopters looking down on the palasafe.
But you can see often to the horizon. I don't
see any smoke anything, even like far off in the distance.
It's a false flag. Yeah right, it's not a conspiracy

(22:16):
government funds. I'm legitimately wondering, is it just that kind
of burning out in the middle of nowhere or what?

Speaker 7 (22:21):
It's just a thirst for knowledge.

Speaker 2 (22:22):
Yeah, exactly, it's a curiosity. Man's don't shoot me for
being curious. Yeah, I'm just asking while you're asking.

Speaker 1 (22:28):
Uh.

Speaker 7 (22:29):
In other news, some pictures went viral this past weekend.
There were satellite images from an empty lot on Mission
Road off the one on one right beside the Sayser
shot Is Bridge. And in this lot there were some
huge words written on the ground, either scraped into the
dirt or made with some pipes, and the words said
things like help and traffico humano meaning human trafficking, also
legos extortion and terrorism meaning terrorism. Now apparently these images

(22:54):
were taken back in November of twenty twenty three.

Speaker 2 (22:58):
I told you she brought a lot of legos. That
is a ton, enjoyed Morgan.

Speaker 7 (23:01):
But these photos are just going around now. So yeah, Greg,
human trafficking, what's going on?

Speaker 1 (23:06):
Yeah?

Speaker 7 (23:07):
There so all these crazy words written on the ground
in this empty lot. So the l a p a
d investigated. There's no need to freak out. They say
that somebody's been spelling out those words for about a
year now in that empty lot.

Speaker 2 (23:17):
Those are the ones that are gonna hurt those like
the little tiny ones.

Speaker 7 (23:20):
Oh okay, and uh, they say there's no danger to anybody.

Speaker 2 (23:25):
They say it is.

Speaker 7 (23:26):
They've talked to the man they believe to have spelled
out those words, and he is refused housing. He's refused
mental health evaluation, got it, And he's been hanging around
the area for about a year. No need to freak
out because some people thought, why.

Speaker 2 (23:39):
Are they everywhere? Yeah, contained doesn't mean it's still burning.
It means it doesn't have a cold line around it.
What doesn't mean it's still burning whatever that means. Yeah,
so like the containment like surrounding the fire is okay, Well,
time for Morgan's dare for Yeah, we got your suggestions,

(24:02):
we narrowed it all down, and now it's time for
her to do the actual challenge, the lego coal walk.
Any parent knows how much that sucks stepping on a lego. Now,
somebody didn't make a point on the on the text, Morgan,
it's it's worse when you're not expecting it, Like if
you're just walking across the carpet and all of a sudden, boom,

(24:23):
you step on a random lego that that that blows
down to kind of like help create that effect, we
brought in a blindfold, so you're gonna have the blindfold on,
so you're gonna be able to see where you're going
and you're gonna have to get from that. And we've
set up a you know, like you would see like
a firewalk a coal walk. Yeah, okay, so it's from
one end to the other about how many feet we

(24:44):
just that is Greg give.

Speaker 7 (24:45):
A better view of it, eight feet seven feet.

Speaker 2 (24:47):
About seven or eight feet now Greg is gonna be
drawing out instructions. Yeah. Yeah, so it'll say, like take
a drop, take one step forward, take one step back,
one step to the right, one step to the left,
and then you have to make it to the end. Okay, okay,
but you have to stand still until you get the

(25:09):
next instruction. Now, a step forward because you're a tall lady. Yeah,
big step. It's one foot in front of the other.
So like you can't put your foot any further out
than where your toes end on the other on the
other foot, you're on the catwalk. Yeah, exactly, Like you're
like you're walking a straight line like a ort you
that before, right?

Speaker 4 (25:27):
No?

Speaker 2 (25:28):
Actually, no, a roadside test. You've never done that. No,
I would love to.

Speaker 3 (25:31):
Yeah, okay, all right, So this is Morgan's Dare four
dollars and Greg has it again. Greg has the cup,
and so he's going to have the instructions. So go
ahead and put that blindfold on.

Speaker 2 (25:41):
Just make sure you keep that microphone right in front
of your face to her, but you can hear it
now if she makes it to the other end, which
I'm sure she's gonna do, but she'll get to spin
that wheel and we'll find out how much this there
for dollars will be worth up to one thousand dollars.
Let's go toward her nose job okay, so feet her
out barefoot.

Speaker 5 (25:59):
Yeah yeah, they're kind of sweaty already though.

Speaker 2 (26:02):
Blistery.

Speaker 7 (26:03):
Yeah you see blister Okay, first order of business. Two
steps forward and one step to the left.

Speaker 5 (26:15):
Okay, here I go okay, oh out, ye yep if
that counts to Oh god, oh, I can't even balance.

Speaker 2 (26:27):
Okay, okay, now you got to take one step back,
one step.

Speaker 5 (26:32):
Back, dam Greg, Oh god, they're stuck to the bottom
of my feet.

Speaker 2 (26:38):
Ah.

Speaker 7 (26:42):
Okay, and one step to the left.

Speaker 2 (26:45):
To the left.

Speaker 5 (26:46):
Can we go faster?

Speaker 2 (26:47):
Greg? Oh god? Okay, Oh, she's trying to balance on
it's not helping. Where where's the sharp part, like more
in the middle of like like like in an arch
or something. Yeah, my ar popped up? Listener, yet I
can't see you. Have we not yet? Take two steps forward? Okay? Ah,

(27:14):
I'm so scared. I'm gonna cuss.

Speaker 5 (27:15):
I'm not gonna lie.

Speaker 7 (27:16):
Okay, Oh you lucked out with this one. Three steps forward?

Speaker 2 (27:20):
Yes?

Speaker 1 (27:21):
Good?

Speaker 5 (27:21):
Drop a Can I use the wall? I can't even balance?
Can go oh my god, I'm taking them with me too.
They're stuck to the bottom of my feet.

Speaker 2 (27:31):
Oh, she can't have a balance. Okay, how far would
you say, greg, She is from the from the end
right now. It's about a foot and a half. A
foot and a.

Speaker 3 (27:38):
Half almost, I can I ask our cameraman to get
some low shots of her feet actually hitting thee Yeah,
get the onions in there.

Speaker 2 (27:45):
Well, this is bad news. Oh God, two steps back?

Speaker 5 (27:49):
Yay, Gina?

Speaker 2 (27:50):
Okay, two steps back?

Speaker 5 (27:52):
Six seven? God damn okay.

Speaker 2 (27:58):
Okay, wh giant plus Jesus did about that? But you
know what you've You've made some really good progress.

Speaker 5 (28:05):
Yeah, well you did keep going backwards.

Speaker 2 (28:07):
I know, but like just in general, you've you've gotten halfway,
You've gotten further ahead than I thought you would by
this point.

Speaker 5 (28:12):
There's a lego in between my toes right now.

Speaker 2 (28:14):
They tell her she can use a lifeline, and all
that means is she has to do it on her knees.
Why why trying to ur It's hilarious.

Speaker 7 (28:26):
Okay, And now you're taking two steps forward again?

Speaker 5 (28:29):
Yes, one.

Speaker 2 (28:34):
Something popped she almost okay, she fell into the walls,
got one in the blister. I think we're good. So
she does fall over, are allowing her to get back
on her feet, right.

Speaker 6 (28:44):
Of course.

Speaker 2 (28:46):
But I think if you fall over, you got to
take at least one step. Okay, I won't that. Somebody
said you sound like Phoebe from Friends. Your reactions sound
very phoebeous, now, Greg, Yeah, a little bit. I kind
of hear that. Yeah, if you could give us an
oh no, that would be great.

Speaker 5 (29:01):
Oh no, what do you mean, I don't know friends. Okay,
I've never seen it.

Speaker 2 (29:08):
My gosh, it's you hear it on the show all
the time. Yeah, no, no that okay. Now take one
step to the right, okay, right, a plasticine okay, okay,
like a palm in the wind.

Speaker 5 (29:21):
She was look at the bottom of my backwards.

Speaker 2 (29:23):
Oh my god, she literally has them, all of them.
They're stuck at the bottom of my feet.

Speaker 7 (29:28):
And now you don't have a whole lot of room
to your right. But you have to take one step
to the right again.

Speaker 2 (29:31):
Okay, now, how yes, On a scale of one to ten, like,
what would you what would you rate the what do
you say? Al like, what are you writing? The pain?

Speaker 5 (29:39):
I mean scale, it's probably six.

Speaker 2 (29:42):
Six, okay, majorly uncomfortable.

Speaker 5 (29:44):
But I get how if you're not expecting it, it would
hurt way more. I've had a data prepare mentally.

Speaker 7 (29:50):
All right, okay, now take one step forward and one
step to the left.

Speaker 5 (29:54):
Okay forward. Oh oh, sometimes they in weird spots. Ah, okay,
Oh this is nice, this feels good.

Speaker 7 (30:05):
All right, my god, you're literally about two inches from
the goal.

Speaker 2 (30:10):
Five steps backwards.

Speaker 7 (30:11):
Now it's one step back and one to the right
and one to.

Speaker 2 (30:16):
The right, one back, so close.

Speaker 5 (30:22):
Almost all right there?

Speaker 2 (30:23):
All right, Morgan's dare for dollars. You guys voted for
it out. This is the lego coal walk. She's walking
across a bed of loose legos. She has to get
to the other end in order to spin that wheel.

Speaker 5 (30:39):
Yeah, okay, to the right.

Speaker 7 (30:41):
Okay, you're there, and now you're going one step back.
Did one step to the left?

Speaker 2 (30:47):
Printed out these little pieces of paper? Sammy back?

Speaker 5 (30:50):
Oh Sammy, she designed it this way. Oh god, that's
the worst. It's hurt so like Sammy was Sammy?

Speaker 2 (30:59):
All right?

Speaker 7 (31:00):
Okay, now Menace can be the bearer of this news.

Speaker 3 (31:02):
Oh this says two steps back.

Speaker 2 (31:06):
Oh god, you are so close. How long do we
have for this segment.

Speaker 5 (31:11):
All right, one step back.

Speaker 2 (31:13):
It's until you get to the end. Oh she almost fell.

Speaker 5 (31:18):
Thank god, there's all here. Oh my god, I'm definitely
breaking them.

Speaker 2 (31:21):
Okay, now you're good. How the blisters?

Speaker 5 (31:23):
I don't, I mean, I think we're good. How's the
back of my ankle?

Speaker 2 (31:27):
They're full of legos.

Speaker 7 (31:29):
You can now take one step forward and one step
to the left.

Speaker 2 (31:32):
Okay, Greg? Forward?

Speaker 5 (31:33):
Okay, not bad?

Speaker 2 (31:34):
Not bad?

Speaker 5 (31:35):
Left?

Speaker 2 (31:36):
Oh okay? All right, oh god, okay.

Speaker 7 (31:41):
And now this is three steps or yes.

Speaker 2 (31:46):
Let's go you think I think one.

Speaker 5 (31:50):
If my feet are big enough to almost there some time?

Speaker 11 (32:00):
She did it.

Speaker 5 (32:01):
Okay, you cleared the Wow, there's only two stuck to
the bottom of my foot.

Speaker 2 (32:07):
You did, Thank you, you did a congratulations she survived
the lego coal walk. Thank you guys so much. Show
Show show, Greg. At the bottom of your foot. I
put up on the counter something so we could say, like,
how's how's a look, Craige's some battle scar. It's mega red. Yeah.

Speaker 7 (32:28):
Now if I was in defeat, I'd be under those
feet and painted nails and very soft.

Speaker 5 (32:36):
You like the color?

Speaker 7 (32:37):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (32:38):
They look good. Well, Morgan, congratulations, you made it to
the end. You did what you said, you're going to
do your dare.

Speaker 5 (32:43):
For dollars and ten and greta so much.

Speaker 2 (32:47):
So what we're going to we'll we'll take the break,
we'll come back, and then you can spin the wheel
to find out how much this is going to be worth.

Speaker 5 (32:52):
Okay, I have time to wake the wheel down. Ten thousand, yeah, all.

Speaker 2 (32:57):
Right, more what he shows next? Hang on.

Speaker 1 (33:02):
Right back.

Speaker 7 (33:05):
If you go out in the hall and test fire
and it's no smell, and then you come in here
and you far do.

Speaker 2 (33:09):
It out loud Woody show. All right, we'll have the
video by the way from Morgan's Dare for dollars. We
have yet to spend the wheel that's coming up next,
we'll find out how much how much that's gonna be worth.
You said you have eight hundred bucks right in your account? Yes, okay,
so if you started her savings account for the nose job,

(33:30):
for the last thing that she did, Oh that's smart.

Speaker 3 (33:33):
Yeah, so she socked that away good, yeah, yeah, smart?

Speaker 2 (33:37):
Trying to get to at least eight ten thousand right about? Okay, well,
you know you're one tenth of the way there. If
it's ten thousand, you know, bount that. So that's good.
I'm sure I could probably find you a deal too,
if you want something like real bargain basement, we can
find you something really good. Yeah, we'll give you a
Christmas nose job. Yeah, hey Morgan, why I got you?
And then Sammy and Gina want your opinion on this.

(33:59):
Also want to see what Bort's gonna have to say
about this too. So when it comes to hobbies, that's
my next to what we're having for dinner tonight. It's
my least favorite question, right, least attractive hobbies that a
guy can have? They talk to a bunch of women
about this. Want to see if the ladies here in
the room agree. So the least attractive hobbies to women
Comic books number one.

Speaker 10 (34:21):
I don't think there's anything wrong with comic books, thank you.

Speaker 2 (34:25):
What about cosplay because that's number two? Number one? Weird
and you wear costumes and call people like Malai. Yeah,
it shows creativity, thank you. I see people doing it
at the park and I'm not down. You don't cosplay,
do you know? Okay? I have friends that do. I'm
sure it. Collecting figurines, man, that's interesting. That's a shot

(34:50):
right to Bort's art that's like half my life.

Speaker 12 (34:53):
Yeah, just a lot of stuff, clutter, a lot of toys.

Speaker 2 (34:58):
Not interesting, not attractive, not attractive. No, I know, okay, thankfully.
I don't care about your guys opinion. Magic tricks.

Speaker 3 (35:08):
I like magic, I too, I too, just not magic.

Speaker 7 (35:13):
The gathering apparently exactly right. If I could chime in
on that, that is awesome.

Speaker 2 (35:18):
Magic rule to learn it like a little brain teaser.
What about anime? That's the next one.

Speaker 5 (35:28):
No, it's fine. It's really popular right now.

Speaker 2 (35:30):
Yeah, I mean I voice a lot of it, but
I've never seen it like anime seems super dorky. Like
there's there's the comic books and things like that, but
then the anime is even dorkier.

Speaker 3 (35:43):
But am I wrong on that board? It's it's like
on the dorky scale. Isn't that more dorky you think?

Speaker 2 (35:48):
I would say it's probably yeah, more dorky than not. Yeah, okay,
Drinking it's a hobby. If you consider it a hobby,
we can. It's on here as a high be like,
I'm just going down the list to Beery's and stuff
like that.

Speaker 9 (36:03):
Beeries gambling No, no, no, not gambling away my savings
on a.

Speaker 2 (36:09):
Hobby and then model Trains is on here. I don't
hate that. I don't hate it either.

Speaker 4 (36:16):
You're gay. All the dudes that I know that are
way in the trains are yea.

Speaker 2 (36:22):
Yeah, guys, model trains and gambling you is so cool?
My god, put that on the old trains. Okay, old
gay man. Yes, I'm so glad. I'm not being curious.
Gotta be fun with that. What do you show?

Speaker 3 (36:39):
And you know it wasn't til I walked in this morning, Morgan,
and I apologize to you because I saw him a
text that you sent me yesterday.

Speaker 5 (36:48):
Yeah, I was wondering if you got my text I did.

Speaker 2 (36:50):
I meant to reply back to you.

Speaker 5 (36:51):
I'm sorry, okay sensitive.

Speaker 2 (36:56):
So this this is the This is the text I
got from her yesterday says, can we put my feet
behind a paywall? Blur them for YouTube? Mena said he
can set it up. Oh yeah, I said.

Speaker 4 (37:08):
This is not my call because she wants to maximize
this situation to you know, get closer to her goal
of getting a nose job, and she would likes, you know,
to have the feet in full display on only fans
for all the foot freaks out there, so.

Speaker 2 (37:23):
She can Monteze. Yeah, wait a minute, what if because
I think I think, yes, like we can do something
with that, because we've been saying like why not why
wouldn't you?

Speaker 7 (37:35):
Greg said, why wouldn't have put your money on the tap?

Speaker 2 (37:38):
You have the only fans account, right, you still have it,
Like why wouldn't you have put pictures of your feet
already on only fans because you already got the account.

Speaker 5 (37:48):
But I haven't used this since.

Speaker 2 (37:50):
Doing something like legos that's going to get people, And
she says, I'll only take twenty percent? Like you, what
are we going to do?

Speaker 5 (37:56):
That was trying to be incentive for you, guys know,
let's do No, I don't want your money, try to
give you does try to give you money?

Speaker 2 (38:05):
No, it has nothing to do with me. You should
do it. Now. Did we get was there like a
foot cam?

Speaker 4 (38:11):
I don't know, I don't know Sammy was in the
the angle of the feets?

Speaker 10 (38:16):
Yeah, I mean I definitely zoomed in on her feet
a couple of times.

Speaker 4 (38:19):
Okay, like towards the end, I got some really clean footshots.

Speaker 2 (38:23):
Okay, So okay, So like, yes, I think what you
do to maximize it? I think you put like actual
feet picks, and maybe we can do like some creative ones,
you know, it's not just Yeah, we can put the
mic in my little shots. Yeah, we can get like
little sets. I mean like like feet on a farm,
you know, like feet on the street, feet in the

(38:44):
big city.

Speaker 5 (38:45):
I can have the foot model to my resume, right, yeah.

Speaker 2 (38:47):
And then you put you can put that stuff, and
then of course we'll promote it. That's a great idea. Yeah,
and then we can just see how how it goes, Okay,
I mean it could be interesting. I like that, right.
But then and then the other thing is we'll take
I mean, yeah, we'll have the video, sure, but we
could also add to that gallery or collection for your
only fans feet page, some of the stuff from the
Lego coal walk. That's a good idea, is that mean?

(39:09):
Is that a good idea? It's a great idea.

Speaker 7 (39:12):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (39:12):
I mean I guess we would save the the really
clean up close shots that I got for.

Speaker 2 (39:17):
Your only fans.

Speaker 1 (39:18):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (39:18):
Or we could do other stuff too, like what what
other like foot shots should uh Morgan put on her
only fans to raise money for your nose job? Like
do we drizzle like chocolate sauce on them?

Speaker 3 (39:30):
Yeah, like do we pour chili over them?

Speaker 2 (39:35):
Is that appetizing? But like little mini pickles between your
or like tar and feather them.

Speaker 11 (39:41):
You know.

Speaker 2 (39:42):
Yeah, here's the thing.

Speaker 4 (39:43):
We're not foot freaks, allegedly, so if people like would
text in that are into that, they would probably have
a better ideas.

Speaker 2 (39:51):
Like maybe it's like one new thing a week until
you get to your nose job goal, like a new
scene every week, or a new thing it could be. Whatever,
it could be. Step on a cinnamon roll and all
the icing oz toes. Yeah, wow, we're helping her get
a those job here menace.

Speaker 4 (40:07):
No, I agree, but I'm just saying we don't know
what these people are into.

Speaker 1 (40:11):
So.

Speaker 2 (40:13):
I'm sure we'll get some suggestions hot in the foot world,
stepping on potato chips or something.

Speaker 5 (40:18):
Honestly, I think anything.

Speaker 2 (40:19):
Yeah, interactive, would you be willing to bring in one
of your your guinea pigs and let the guinea pig
crawl over her feet because people like animals? Yeah, and
they are adorable. Yeah, no, he doesn't want to explode. Sorry,
I'm stealing gregs Mike because I'm in the other studio
right now, empty studio. Okay, No, you wouldn't do that.

(40:41):
Why she might step on it. It would step on her
Why no, no, no, it's not stepping on it.

Speaker 3 (40:46):
No, no, in that studio, Hold on, guys, nobody cares menace,
all right, So her feet would just be like they're
just standing on the ground, and then the guinea pig
just gets this crawler from like little mountains.

Speaker 5 (41:00):
And I'll give you twenty to donate to guinea pig.
You know, you love that.

Speaker 2 (41:06):
They're not doing anything to them. They're just like crawling
over them. Don't they crawl on you?

Speaker 1 (41:09):
Guys?

Speaker 2 (41:10):
I don't want to freaks looking at my guinea pigs
and imagining weird stuff. Sorry, fine, I'll buy one of
pet smart they can crawl over her feet and then
we'll just bring it to the shelter. Don't take care
of it afterwards, okay.

Speaker 3 (41:24):
Okaying, all right, So look, there's no bad ideas in
a brainstorm.

Speaker 2 (41:28):
That's true.

Speaker 4 (41:28):
If we're officially doing this, then I suggest she gives
out her You're.

Speaker 2 (41:31):
Ol, well, well, let's get it together first, okay, instead
of like you know, ready fire aim, Let's okay, let's
get it all together and have let's be professionals here.
Maybe like bugs crawling over here or like a tarantula
and we get to film it here, Greg, Yeah, I
want you all right, all right, I think you can

(41:54):
get to your goal pretty quickly, yea, honestly, and and
maybe especially if we get our friend John Jay, remember
the radio guy that called infinitely have a bunch of ideas.
I'm saying, but like he can maybe like he can
post like something on his account because he's got a
ton of people. He's got a couple hundred thousand people.
He's aer, yeah, just to help you get to your
nose job goal.

Speaker 5 (42:15):
He's big in the fu community of the genre.

Speaker 2 (42:19):
That's incredible, all right, So it'd be huge, all right.
So let's figure out how much the lego coal walk.
Let's go back to the thing at hand. Now you
have the wheel behind you. It's anywhere from I think
twenty five bucks all the way up to one thousand dollars.

Speaker 5 (42:34):
And there's one that says wildcard. What are we I
get to choose the amount there?

Speaker 2 (42:38):
I think I think the wild card was a spin again, Okay,
I think yeah, because the numbers that are on there
we used for something else, right, and then we just
applied it to what we're doing here, so we'll make
that like a spin again, okay, all right?

Speaker 5 (42:51):
Or ten thousand okay, right.

Speaker 2 (42:52):
Yeah yeah, or you know this comes out of my pocket? Yeah, okay, okay,
all right, here we go. All right, she did Lego
call walk, spinning that thing make money? All right, there
we go. It's spitting an it's slowing down.

Speaker 13 (43:10):
Could you sland it on one thousand dollars?

Speaker 2 (43:21):
It looked like such a week. Yeah, it kind of did. Yeah,
thousand dollars, bring them out again.

Speaker 5 (43:30):
We could do this every hour.

Speaker 2 (43:31):
It shows over my damn wow, what a day? What
it's time to be alive?

Speaker 3 (43:38):
Shop?

Speaker 2 (43:38):
Well, one thousand dollars for the Lego call Walk. Congratulations, Morgan,
fast days ever?

Speaker 3 (43:44):
Yeah, like thinking of people are like driving the work
Like God, I don't know what you do for a living.
But are you making a thousand dollars today plus whatever
the stupid company's paying?

Speaker 1 (43:54):
Yes?

Speaker 2 (43:55):
Yeah? Are you making a thy and ten dollars study?
I don't think so. I'm trying to get kicked in
the nuts first twenty bucks.

Speaker 6 (44:03):
This is a witty show.

Speaker 2 (44:05):
And we were into another new out insensitivity training for
a politically correct world Tuesday morning. It's January the twenty eighth,
twenty twenty five, And it was thirty nine years ago
today and one of the biggest moments in my life,
something that I will forever remember where I was and

(44:26):
had great impact on my life. It was thirty nine
years ago today, nineteen eighty six, the Shuttle Challenger exploded. Yeah,
it's very hard.

Speaker 4 (44:34):
To understand while you're watching it live what happened right
as at that age.

Speaker 2 (44:38):
I mean I was a little kid. I was in
third grade, and I mean I was so into the
space program. Like at that point, I like my dream
at that point, I wanted to be a Shuttle pilot. Yeah,
I hadn't realized yet that was too stupid for something
like that.

Speaker 3 (44:53):
All you need is an advanced degree and like eight
years of work in the Navy and easy.

Speaker 1 (44:57):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (44:57):
But see, I would have done all that if I
was smart enough. But I really realized that, you know,
all the math especially but the sigence stuff. I think
I could have done because I liked I've always liked science.
I think you could have done math.

Speaker 4 (45:08):
But also the original story with the teacher like that
had everybody watching. Well, don't understand, like today, it's like
the rockets go up like every other day, not a
big deal, but so much build up at that time,
and that storyline of this teacher go into space, like
everybody in America knew about this.

Speaker 2 (45:27):
So the and there's there's a great document By great,
I mean fascinating documentary that you can watch that. Man,
that really ended my love affair with NASA. Yeah, but
you can. You can watch the whole thing. But man,
I I sent a letter to NASA. You did, yep?
And I sent, uh, you know, I put letters in

(45:48):
the mail to everybody for the next handful of years
saying that I wanted the space program to come back
because it was gone for like three years. They didn't
launch anything, right, And I said, you know, I want
to be an astronaut. And then eventually when I figured
out that it was radio that I wanted to do,
and I'm like, well, how can I still go to space?
I figured like, oh, I want to do the first
radio show from space. We could still do that. I know,

(46:08):
I would totally forbid. Yeah, that'd be really cool. Elon,
what's up? Come on? Yeah? But I didn't watch it
in school. We weren't watching it in school. The person
who was to look after me after school. I remember
Melissa Horwitz I told that start. Her mom was the
one who was like watching out over me after school
until my mom got home from work. She had taped

(46:29):
it for me, and I remember getting home from school
and she's like, I need you to sit down, oh,
and she told me what happened, and then we watched.
I must have watched that a hundred times. I couldn't
believe what I was seeing, like Rewind, watch rewind, and
watch madeor Malfunction and Menace.

Speaker 9 (46:45):
Is right like we I think we were a few
years younger. And they put the TV on and then
something happened, and then I remember the teacher just turned
it off and said, Okay, go back to your seats.
And we didn't really understand what we had just seen.

Speaker 7 (46:56):
Right, See, we did not watch it live. But I
had this really weird hippie dippy art teacher who just
told made this announcement that we didn't understand what the
hell he was talking about. Then he started crying, and
I thought, okay, Land the plane, what do you what
are you getting at? What do you say?

Speaker 2 (47:13):
Yeah?

Speaker 9 (47:14):
And then I know a school in our district. I
know a lot of schools across the country. Now it's CHRISTA.
McCullough Elementary, and I know a lot of people did that.

Speaker 2 (47:20):
Yeah, we'll watch that documentary. I mean what was it?
I mean I will always, I will always forever remember
where you know everything about that? Yeah, and like, so
what is it for everybody else? You can text over
to two two nine eight seven, Like what's the thing?
What's the event that No matter what, you can forget
everything else, but that's the one thing you'll never forget.

Speaker 1 (47:42):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (47:43):
Oh ah, well, I'd be growing up in the San
Francisco Bay area. The eighty nine earthquake, they call it
the World Series earthquake.

Speaker 2 (47:51):
I remember watching that on TV.

Speaker 4 (47:52):
Yeah, I was out in a park and it seemed
like a movie where dirt was exploding from the ground.
It was so big and just the total devastation afterwards
watching it on the news is just like freeways and highways,
collapsing houses, like on the ground. That that was wild.
And of course you know nine to eleven eleven, Well, I.

Speaker 2 (48:15):
Was going to say that was woody.

Speaker 9 (48:16):
You and I had a unique experience of both being
in the city at that moment.

Speaker 2 (48:20):
Yeah, I was working in New York at that time.

Speaker 3 (48:22):
Yeah.

Speaker 9 (48:22):
Same, And I was watching it from a giant window
in my CEO's office.

Speaker 2 (48:26):
It just blocks away. It was crazy. Here's a little
clipping the.

Speaker 1 (48:38):
Color here, looking very carefully at the situation.

Speaker 2 (48:43):
Yeah. I remember Ronald Reagan's speech that it was really
to awesome. Yeah, like they have surely slipped the bounds
of earth to touch the face of God. I was
a little kid. I remember that to this day. Wow,
you have a bad memory. Jeez well, I mean that
was dude. That was a big event. Yeah, big forever. Yeah,

(49:05):
So what is it for you? You can hit us
up on that text over to two to nine eight
seven some of the other trending news headlines today.

Speaker 9 (49:14):
Yeah, there was a three point eight magnitude earthquake off
the coast of New England yesterday. And you certainly don't
hear that every day. Yeah, people felt that in New
Hampshire about an our way in Boston.

Speaker 2 (49:24):
Where was the dirt exploding off the ground, that the
log traps flowing. Yeah, there you go.

Speaker 4 (49:31):
You have to get up to like a six point
ninety seven for that.

Speaker 1 (49:33):
That.

Speaker 9 (49:34):
The center of the quake was southeast of York Harbor, Maine.
People in conquered Massachusetts.

Speaker 2 (49:38):
Even reported feeling it. According to the police.

Speaker 9 (49:40):
Apparently, earthquakes are unusual, obviously, but not unheard of along
the East Coast. This is the first time hearing of it.
I don't recall, you know what you lived on the
East Coast. Did you ever have any earthquakes?

Speaker 1 (49:51):
Uh? Not?

Speaker 2 (49:51):
When I lived there. I remember there being one, you know,
after I had moved. But then also I wasn't living
in Saint Louis either when an earthquake hit there. Yeah,
it seems like after I moved from somewhere, then there's
an earthquake. So yeah, growing up in Kansas, there's the thing,
don't help me move.

Speaker 9 (50:08):
There's this thing called the new Madris fault and everyone
said we're all going to die because of that. But
there are big fault lines in the midwest. US stocks
dropped in a big way yesterday after a surprise advancement
from a Chinese AI company called deep Seek.

Speaker 2 (50:20):
Have you heard of this minute?

Speaker 1 (50:21):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (50:21):
Yeah, and it's really messing up in video. Yeah, they've
lost like five hundred billion dollars last time I checked.

Speaker 2 (50:29):
Yes, it's coming back deep by video. Now's the time. Yes,
they'll be okay. Doesn't that suck? They just had hit
where they were then the most valuable company in America.
They beat out Apple, and then yesterday, yesterday happened.

Speaker 9 (50:45):
Well, so this is a startup that has a chat
GBT like AI model. It's called R one, but R
one has all the same abilities and operates way cheaper
than open ai. You know, Google metas AI model and
the market felt it, and you fell by one point
four percent, The tech heavy Nasdaq plunged two point three percent,
and all this coming from a relatively unknown AI startup.

(51:08):
It's a really big deal considering that.

Speaker 2 (51:10):
Listen to this. The US has worked to keep high
power AI chips away from China for years because of
national security concerns, So that means Deep Seek was able
to get this done using underpowered AI chips. So what
it did is it threw into a tailspin the whole
narrative about how much money.

Speaker 3 (51:27):
They need and how much power they need and everything
because they did it for a fraction of that. Yeah,
I think, what what does a graphics chip have to
do with AI? Like on these older chips there they
made this, Yeah, they did it on a floppy day.

Speaker 2 (51:39):
It's what you called open source right. Is that what's
called sea bass like how androids are where people can
take it. They have basically the whole thing and you
can build upon it. Oh yeah, I'm compared to Is
it open source? Is that what it's called?

Speaker 1 (51:50):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (51:51):
That open source? Or yeah, that's pretty much it. Yeah,
I thought that was the term I could remember this.

Speaker 4 (51:54):
Oh yeah, in general, I hate to go back to
that's what I've been saying, but here we go.

Speaker 2 (51:59):
I'm going to say it again.

Speaker 4 (52:01):
That's what I went back to is the you know,
the heavy regulation on ourselves in America when it comes
to this is going to put us behind the eight
ball because every other country, guess what, they're not doing that.

Speaker 2 (52:13):
Yeah, I mean.

Speaker 4 (52:15):
Yeah, like every other country is going to be so
advanced more than us because we're freaking ourselves out without
anything even happening first and then again we're just going
to fall behind.

Speaker 9 (52:26):
Well, a big shooting went down at a supermarket in Elkhart, Indiana,
where two people were killed two cops got hurt. Apparently
some dude just started shooting inside the store around dinner time.
When the police showed up, they ended up in a
shootout with this guy outside.

Speaker 5 (52:40):
He was killed.

Speaker 9 (52:41):
One of the officers was treated and released. The others
still in the hospital in stable condition. They haven't released
the identity of the victims, or the suspect or the cops.
And he still don't know why the shooter did it,
just went into a grocery store and went crazy. And
things are different these days with the hot teachers hooking
up with the students.

Speaker 2 (52:59):
Let's take that up a notch.

Speaker 9 (53:00):
How about the hot principal at an elementary school in
Florida getting busted.

Speaker 2 (53:05):
Yeah, I heard the story was shet. I haven't seen
any pictures. It was the principal and then a teacher
from the school and they threw this rager rage for
the kids, kids, well, the guests. There's a lot of
kids there. Yeah, one of the schools.

Speaker 9 (53:20):
A hundred people were there, kids, a hundred students, undred
students underground.

Speaker 2 (53:26):
It was just like a public event.

Speaker 6 (53:28):
Is that her house?

Speaker 2 (53:29):
They wasted?

Speaker 9 (53:31):
According to the police report, one miner was arrested with
a DUI after leaving the party.

Speaker 2 (53:35):
Another had to be treated by e mts because of an.

Speaker 9 (53:37):
Alcohol related medical event on the principal's front lawn.

Speaker 2 (53:42):
And they turned all the lights off the house to
pretend they weren't home right there, and they were making
the e mts just used the lights from the front
of the ambulance to as lights just to keep things,
not because they're checking them out. Yeah, exactly, evaluated, exactly.

Speaker 9 (54:04):
She and the teacher were both arrested, both placed on
administrative leave.

Speaker 2 (54:08):
Oh they're so fired. They're going to be mega fired.
It's fun they have to go through all that. This
stuff didn't happen. Not what I was boring. I told you.

Speaker 4 (54:18):
The only worst thing that happened to me is like
after I graduated, I was still in her age, but
I was like at some function with the school board
and they were trying to get me wasted.

Speaker 2 (54:27):
Yeah yeah, and like a bunch of under.

Speaker 1 (54:29):
How old were you?

Speaker 2 (54:30):
I was probably just about eighteen? Oh okay, yeah, so
it's not like they were assuming that you were of age. No, okay,
thank you. I wasn't thirty one. Well for you know what,
for your school district, that kind of makes sense. That's
basically tricking age at your school.

Speaker 3 (54:46):
Also, this this is Coco Beach. This sort of stuff
is supposed to happen.

Speaker 2 (54:50):
Oh yeah, any pictures, Oh you're gonna play spin the
bottle of these bros. One, let's see. Oh looks like
you go ahead. I'm just gonna say, a pro football coach.
The other the chick on the right looks like a
ball of silly puddy. She looks she could be hot

(55:11):
if she didn't look so wrecked. The one on the
left you could probably doll up. Yeah, I'm saying yeah.
And the other one thats like she is cushion. She
looks fake.

Speaker 1 (55:19):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (55:19):
One a the right looks like she's the softball coach. Y,
you couldn't. And that's what's going on with some of
the things that people are texting over about Y two
k oh, yeah, something that you remember that was kind
of fun, though obviously it's gonna be like for kids, Uh,
like mine, COVID will always be a big thing. Kobe dying, Uh,

(55:43):
Princess Diana's death. Oh dude, somebody mentioned baby Jessica. Remember
the girl went down the wind. I was kind of
by the way. That was kind of around the same time. Yeah,
I forget what year that was, maybe eighty seven, Yeah
it was, it was right that same time. And I
sent a get well hard, that's right. There's such a
diligence I did. I sent a get well card to

(56:04):
baby Jessica. I felt so bad, folks.

Speaker 1 (56:06):
I don't know.

Speaker 2 (56:07):
She was in a well for fifty eight hours and
she's like marrying the kids today, she is. I saw
some People magazine feature on her recently. She said she
never forgot that note she mentioned it. I mean I
was a little kid, obviously, and just you know, it's like,
I hope you're doing better. And Gilmore girls went off

(56:29):
there for you. Yeah, right, like that tracks for something
that Greg would have done.

Speaker 7 (56:34):
I would have done that, right. I didn't even have
the thought to do that.

Speaker 2 (56:37):
No, he didn't care. I didn't care. I didn't care
about this baby. Well, like, next time, don't fall in
the well, dumb ass. You got out. Yeah, it's got
balance eight seven seven forty four Woodie.

Speaker 3 (56:48):
You can send us your text over to two to
nine eight seven more Woody shows.

Speaker 2 (56:52):
Next, hang up the Woody Show, Woody Show. All right,
So some people we had the whole thing before the break,
before the news, talking about how today's the thirty ninth
anniversary of the Shuttle Challenger, and then people were texting

(57:15):
over some of the other things that that it was
for them, and I was trying to get it to
come up here.

Speaker 1 (57:20):
Damn it.

Speaker 2 (57:21):
There's the Yeah, the O. J. Simpson trial, I mean
just that Columbine got a lot of Yeah, that was
live on TV. Yeah, Magic Johnson announcing that he had HIV.
Michael Jackson's death, Whitney Houston's death, Uh yeah, I mean
there's there's there's a bunch of.

Speaker 9 (57:40):
These the Oklahoma City, Oklahoma City with this.

Speaker 4 (57:42):
I was home sick from school and watch that unfold
Whitny Houston died. We were like, we thought we were
down the street in a car.

Speaker 2 (57:49):
Remember, Oh, yeah, that's right. And so we were in
La for a Grammy broadcast. The Grammy Awards were happening
this time of year. Yeah, and and and so the
news broke that Whitney Houston had died. I forget what
it was, the Beverly Hilton or the Beverly whatever, I think,
so whatever whatever whatever that hotel was. And so we're like, oh,

(58:12):
we typed in the address. We sat in a bunch
of traffic just trying to get over there to see,
like we wanted to see all the hoopla. Yeah, all
the madness of the TV reporters and stuff from everywhere
showing up on and so we get over there, we're like, wow,
it's kind of you're really quiet. We typed in the
wrong goddamn hotel, Hilton. We went to the wrong place.

Speaker 4 (58:34):
Yeah, yeah, we went to the Beverly Hills Hotel.

Speaker 2 (58:39):
We're like, oh, we we didn't seem to be much
interest in the story of Whitney Houston died.

Speaker 9 (58:44):
I got the message too at Radio Row. So you
guys must have probably sitting five feet from each other.

Speaker 2 (58:49):
Yeah, we're like, oh, well, head over there and see
what's going on. Totally and yeah, wow, nobody really cla idiots.
We went to the went to the wrong place, so
then we packed up from there, we went over to
Universal Studios. Yeah, there was a little mix up involving
a British nuclear sub that almost kicked off an international
incident with Russia. The UK Navy was scanning for sounds

(59:13):
of enemy activity underwater, thought they heard Russian drone subs,
and they thought that Russia was dropping these listening devices
on the ocean floor so they could track Britain's nuclear
subs because that same sound was heard at least twice,
so they're on full alert. But after analyzing the sounds,
they figured out what it really was it was whale farts? Say, yeah,

(59:35):
whale far I guess that's happened before too, where these
whale farts have been mistaken for other things. But they're
they're still studying the data and they're taking it very seriously.
But they think it was just you know, a gassy whale. Nothing.
I never thought about it, but thought about it. Doesn't

(59:56):
everything farts?

Speaker 1 (59:57):
Right?

Speaker 2 (59:58):
Yeah? Is that a children's book? I everything poops?

Speaker 3 (01:00:01):
I know, everything is trademark copyright everything farts, including.

Speaker 2 (01:00:07):
Whales speaking of. But police in Chicago they arrested this guy.
They saw him conducting a hand to hand drug transaction
right there on the street, so they followed him and
as they were arresting him, they discovered that he was
wearing three pairs of pants, and so they searched all
through the pants that he was wearing. Didn't find anything
on him. But then down at the police station they

(01:00:28):
strip searched him and they found a baggy of cocaine
in his ass. He refused to comply with the officers
as they were trying to retrieve it. What a job
that is, so they had to they had to do
it the hard way, and he was hit with a
bunch of charges forcefully removed. Yeah, elbow deep. Well the
easy way is that you relax and you let them

(01:00:50):
remove it. Yeah, are you cough or what like?

Speaker 7 (01:00:53):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (01:00:53):
Or you like kind of clenching whatever, and you know,
and its Yeah. Whatever happened with those tiny phones that
we were going to test out phones, but it was
on Amazon. It was the Keysterring thing that we had
an idea to the finger will show idea meeting Will

(01:01:14):
Keyster and one of us, some of somebody here was
going to try to see because men has found these
really tiny There was like how do you get these
these phones into jails? People say, oh, they put them
in their butts, and we're like, well, how do you
even do that? And I showed you the mini phones
like I had to. I had to do a suppository
at one point. Uh, and that that was a gnarly

(01:01:35):
experience just trying to get that. I couldn't relax, you
just to relax. And so picture me with like one
foot up like on a ledge of a tub, try
to put this suppository in my butthole. What was that forehead?
Was the hemorrhoid thing? Yeah, I just gnarly hemorrhoid, which
I haven't had since. So whatever that suppos story was,
it we worked like magic. Yeah, never had to do

(01:01:57):
it again. But there I am pushing this like a
paste bullet up my ass, and it was it was
so First of all, it was just me in the room.
It's humiliating even if it's just yourself. It felt so weird.
And then also like I guess it just wouldn't go.
I just couldn't relax enough. That's because you're so hetero, No,

(01:02:20):
just so tight. I just couldn't. I just couldn't relax.
Why didn't you ask for help? Are you kidding? I
wanted to kill myself and it was just me. I
don't know Greg, maybe some like maybe some red wine
and Bravo music. Yeah, I should have called Greg and
had him talk me through it a little in the background.
All right, do you guys like riddles? Yes, well they're frustrated,

(01:02:45):
so all right. This is a fellow radio buddy shared
this one, and he said his listeners loved it. Let's
see if you can figure it out. Probably. The police
were called when a gunshot was heard from inside an apartment.
When they arrived, they found a man dead on the
floor of the apartment. He got a cassette recorder in
one hand a gun in the other, and when the

(01:03:07):
detective arrived on the scene, she pressed play on the recorder.
Hearing the man's voice, he said, I have nothing to
live for. I cannot go on, followed by the sound
of a gun shot. So, after listening to the recording,
the detective knew at that point that this was a murder,
not a suicide. How did she know? I think I
figured out maybe, all right, think about it. He has

(01:03:30):
a gun in one hand and a recorder in the other. Yep, okay.
On the recording says I have nothing to live for.
I cannot go on, followed by the sound of a
gun shot, And after listening to that, the detective knew
that this was a murder, not a suicide. How did
she know?

Speaker 3 (01:03:45):
I think I've got the real easy answer. I think
I might be the same as Gregg's.

Speaker 2 (01:03:48):
Maybe okay, Sammy, Oh, and he guesses.

Speaker 6 (01:03:54):
I don't know, was it.

Speaker 11 (01:03:57):
Was it?

Speaker 14 (01:03:57):
For sure?

Speaker 2 (01:03:58):
The guy who was SHOT's voice, Okay, that's what I was.

Speaker 5 (01:04:01):
Yeah, it was a different voice.

Speaker 2 (01:04:03):
Going to say it was a female voice? Yeah, okay,
any guests the voice?

Speaker 4 (01:04:08):
I mean, I don't know. In what point the recording stopped? Okay,
did I keep on going after it's going to be
my guest?

Speaker 2 (01:04:17):
What was your guest? Greg that the recorder was not
still going? Okay, I mean I kuld have recorded all
the way to the end of the Oh yeah, you
have been murdered.

Speaker 3 (01:04:26):
Yeah, it depends on when when when the gun shot,
because if he's still shooting, you know, you can't shoot
yourself and then stop again. This is an oldie, old
time ever because it talks about tape recording and stuff.

Speaker 1 (01:04:37):
Wow.

Speaker 2 (01:04:38):
People, man can't stop his own recording.

Speaker 5 (01:04:42):
Right and rewind it. Yeah, So if you hit play
and it's right at that.

Speaker 2 (01:04:45):
Spot, there you go. Because if he killed himself, he
wouldn't be able to rewind the tape. So when the
cop came in and just hit play without rewinding. This
this riddle brought to you by the nineteen eighties. It's
a think who stops the throat rail toil and uh
and they shared this. He goes, Look, he goes, he knew.

(01:05:07):
He's like, dude, this is so dumb. He goes. But
the listeners like crazy trying to figure it out. I'm like,
all right, I'll let you know. I love those. Yeah,
it's more than two minutes. What's that it took more
than two minutes. Well, I mean they did a whole
thing where they were taking calls.

Speaker 3 (01:05:23):
There's a whole series of these, like a guy was
hanging by a noose, there's a puddle of water underneath his.

Speaker 1 (01:05:28):
Body, the Woody Show.

Speaker 2 (01:05:41):
Well this affects me zero, But I know a lot
of you. I really like Starbucks. Oh yeah, they have
some sort of new thing, right, Yeah, they got new changes.
They brought back their condiment bars, so you can add
your own creamers and milks and sweeteners to your drinks.
They had that for a long time. That's what you did,
and then I think they wasn't. It wasn't even before

(01:06:04):
COVID they douched all that out. I think, Yeah, when
was the last time I was at Starbucks? I thought
they always had that no it. Yeah, so where they
used to have that counter is still there, but it
was always empty. They had the movie, A couple of
napkins there was, but that was it. You just tell
them what you want. Yeah, so they brought that back.
I guess it's a big deal for a lot of people.
They said there was a lot of feedback on that. Also,
baristas will now put any drinks ordered for here, So

(01:06:27):
if you're staying in coffee mugs, glasses, or your own
clean cups that you bring from home, Oh I love
it so cozy. Why if you're going to be staying
like you always, if you have something to go, I'm
sure just give you a paper cup and you're going.

Speaker 4 (01:06:41):
To what's wrong with the mug because I don't want
to bring back a dirty mug. I mean, if you're
willing to do that, no, but.

Speaker 2 (01:06:49):
You don't have to bring your own. They'll give you
one of their own mugs, like or if you're from home,
it's kind of you go to a restaurant, they give
you actual glass right, the same thing, or you can
bring your own in or same thing and the four
Here customers also get free refills on hot and cold
coffees and teas. Again that's nice.

Speaker 7 (01:07:10):
Wow.

Speaker 2 (01:07:11):
Again they had that before. I guess maybe like wow
years ago. The new CEO man, he's trying to turn
it around. Oh and like I mentioned before, you have
to be a paying customer to be there, yes, or
to use the restrooms, which is great because people will
just park there for hours.

Speaker 7 (01:07:28):
Oh yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:07:29):
One stupid thing and just hang out there major cities. Yeah,
it's full of homeless people. Yeah. Well and those bathrooms
are occupied for like an hour and a half.

Speaker 1 (01:07:38):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:07:42):
And we got some good stuff coming up for you
this hour, New Hour, Insensitivity Training for a politically correct World.
Woodie Great Gory by Menace. There's a Gina gran Hey,
Sea Mass, Sammy phones are open at eight seven seven
four Wooding, send us your chext over to two Q
eight seven. We got a little bit of something and

(01:08:05):
then we're gonna post like a special one of those
podcast only segments. So consider what we're gonna be doing
here on the air for you this morning. Just a
little preview and then the completely uncensored. And you understand
why we're doing an uncensored version because Sea Bass and
Morgan went to the A v and Awards, the Adult

(01:08:27):
Video News that's the porn Awards, the Oscars of Pornography.
That it can't you know, you can't use the term
of oscar. No, but I say it's you know, they.

Speaker 3 (01:08:35):
Say, oh, it's the Cadillac of whatever. It's yeah, yeah,
it's the Cadillac of golf cards and what that. You know,
they always say that for the Oscars Porn, right, So
it's the Oscars of Porn. It's the highest award that
you can win in the industry.

Speaker 2 (01:08:49):
And so they were there and as Sea Bass does
every year, he talks to the performers about you know,
everybody's got a bad day on the job, so like,
what was your worst day on the job. That's your
job and they yeah, and they and they share those
stories like, for example, did you see the story of
the American Airlines employe at the airport in Charlotte got

(01:09:10):
hitting killed on the tarmac. But it's a bad day, Yeah,
just just working on the ramp, got hit by a
ramp vehicle. It's probably worse than a porn thing. Yeah,
and so the medics were on it quick, but they
had already died. So see, it could always be worse.
You think your day at work sucks, like you have
something like that, or yes, you're having sex for a living,
but what if something like that, what happens to one

(01:09:31):
of these fine ladies happened to you? Ramp vehicles there,
thank god, you're gonna hit You're gonna get hit with
something large. You may end up with like a head injury. Yeah,
something He's getting paled. Throw your back at throw your back.

Speaker 1 (01:09:46):
Now.

Speaker 2 (01:09:47):
I know Morgan did have a bone to pick with
Sea Bass over this, over this trip.

Speaker 5 (01:09:53):
Yeah, I'm trying to put him in the hot seat, honestly.

Speaker 1 (01:09:55):
Yeah who.

Speaker 5 (01:09:59):
Because you know, and apparently this was Sea Bass's idea
for me to join a van expo this year.

Speaker 2 (01:10:04):
Uh huh.

Speaker 5 (01:10:05):
And in the meeting before we went, I was like, Hey,
can I get some kind of itinerary? What's the plan?
You want to do things together alone? Blah blah. No
answer from Sea Bass. And then we get there and
I'm just like refreshing my email, checking my phone the
whole time. Don't hear from him the whole time?

Speaker 2 (01:10:20):
Hold on, well, let's let's stop stop real quick.

Speaker 3 (01:10:22):
And then.

Speaker 2 (01:10:24):
But we've already we've already misstated some things. Oh you
guys were in that meeting. I said, yeah, let's meet
up at four o'clock.

Speaker 5 (01:10:30):
Okay, great? And then did I hear from you at
four o'clock of where to meet you?

Speaker 2 (01:10:33):
Nope? No, you could have hit me up say hey,
why do you want to meet Sounds like she tried.
She didn't.

Speaker 5 (01:10:38):
No, I didn't because I know he doesn't want to
be bothered by people. And also if you said you know, then.

Speaker 7 (01:10:45):
How could you get an answer to a question you greg.

Speaker 2 (01:10:47):
Well, he was supposed to say. Also, because weren't you
supposed to be like the like the Yoda of the situation,
like you do this all the time. This is really
your event. We're bringing her out for the first time.
You're supposed to be there to show her the ropes
and stuff like that, which ropes have a whole different meaning.

Speaker 1 (01:11:02):
At the.

Speaker 2 (01:11:05):
Let's meet up a four o'clock.

Speaker 3 (01:11:06):
I was there at the hotel at four ready to go,
and I was just and I guess because she didn't
contact me saying that she was ready to go.

Speaker 2 (01:11:12):
I assumed, Oh, she must have figured things out herself.
But you didn't text like are we meeting? It's for no,
because I figured I don't want to step on her
feet branch she did, Morgan, I will say, hearing this
U this detail, it's it's on the both of you,
like should have reached out. You should have reached out

(01:11:33):
to him, one of you like I know, like on
a weekend or whatever. He doesn't want to be bothered,
but you are there for some kind of function.

Speaker 5 (01:11:40):
Okay, but backtrack, you know you're saying that you were
in the meeting, you said, oh, we'll meet up four.

Speaker 2 (01:11:45):
When did you say that in front of it?

Speaker 5 (01:11:47):
Did everyone else hear that?

Speaker 7 (01:11:48):
I don't recall hearing at four o'clock time.

Speaker 5 (01:11:51):
Yeah, I remember him saying, oh, I'll email you.

Speaker 2 (01:11:53):
But this is on both of you each other.

Speaker 5 (01:11:58):
I don't care that.

Speaker 3 (01:11:59):
Which is the thing is that I don't need to.
I don't need her like I was there. Oh, if
she needs me, I'll be there at four, ready to go.
So I assume she doesn't because it's not a mystery.
You're not, you know, going through the dark caves of
nim or whatever. It's like they have a place where
you go register and pick up your badge, and then
you go inside the expoe and you talk to people
like it's not the hardest thing, dumb and both.

Speaker 2 (01:12:17):
You guys in contact. It didn't matter to me, Yeah, exactly.
I think there's fault on both sides. No fault here.

Speaker 9 (01:12:22):
But like what he said, it didn't occur to you
as somebody who's done this a million times. To make
sure that Morgan had what she needed and she knew
what to do, I figured if she didn't, because this
is not a hard thing to do. This is that
they have a well saved up But if you've never
done it before, it didn't occur to you to say,
do you have any questions?

Speaker 2 (01:12:38):
Do you know where to go? Do you know what
you're doing? To kind of to mentor the situation. He
doesn't have that kind of capability. Yeah, that's he's the
one who suggested her going with him.

Speaker 5 (01:12:46):
To begin with.

Speaker 3 (01:12:46):
And I figured, if she had again, this is they
they've got a process for this. You'd have to not
know how to read and write to not follow it.
I figured, if she this is very telling. But if
she had had if she said, oh, hey, I can't
get if she had a proble, let's say, oh, they
don't have my name on file or right, can you
help me with so and soca? Then if she had
reached of course I would have helped her. But I figured, oh,
let's just chalk it up to fall on both sides.

Speaker 2 (01:13:05):
The knack of communication.

Speaker 7 (01:13:07):
Don't be reluctant to text each other, big deal exactly?

Speaker 1 (01:13:11):
All right?

Speaker 2 (01:13:12):
Anyway, So we'll have a little bit of the worst
day on the job audio, the censored part. Then we'll
have the uncensored continuation and a couple of the other
ones that you won't hear on the air, like on
over the air, I'm very excited today and that'll just
be exclusively on the podcast and you'll be able to
hear that. And then later on in the week, Morgan
was doing a round of Bush or Bear. Oh, So

(01:13:35):
that's where she asked the different questions. And the last
question is you know, what about their their hairstyle down below?

Speaker 3 (01:13:40):
And for folks who don't know, like, wouldn't it be obvious,
couldn't you just look?

Speaker 2 (01:13:43):
No? No, is they do.

Speaker 3 (01:13:44):
They do dress code checks because it is a it's
still you know, it's a casino. It's less Vegas care.

Speaker 2 (01:13:49):
Yeah, but also they're not all like hardwood floors like
because there are like a whole thing like you know,
scary and hairy Volume four like we hear we hear
them in the we hear them. A girl I know
who's in the industy and hooked up with me said
some of my guys just like it when I have
hair down there. Yeah, some of my guys. Are you
interested in them?

Speaker 3 (01:14:09):
All?

Speaker 2 (01:14:09):
Right? So yeah, we'll get to that here. Coming up
a little bit in the art now, Greg was kind
of sharing a little bit and peace. We don't have
the full story yet. Yeah, it's a speaking of whoors
finally complicated story about let's call her a whore. I
was going I was going to leave names out, but
it is totally public record. It's not a brand new thing.
But I have a friend I'll only use first names.

(01:14:31):
His name is Ron. He used to be the number
one talk show host in the city. I grew up
in San Francisco. Big deal.

Speaker 7 (01:14:39):
I found out he moved recently, so I texted him
and said, Hey, I didn't know you moved days go by.
Haven't heard back from him yet. So I told another friend,
a mutual friend of Ron, said Hey, I've texted Ron.
Haven't heard back from him. And the response was, Oh,
he's probably busy disowning his daughter.

Speaker 2 (01:14:54):
What what does that mean?

Speaker 7 (01:14:57):
Oh, you haven't heard about his daughter and what has
going on. She's in the news and is in the
court system. So it turns out the daughter again first
name is only Laura met this guy from the TV
show The Bachelor, Clayton at Card I believe his name is.

Speaker 2 (01:15:15):
I've never watched him.

Speaker 7 (01:15:16):
I've never watched it either, but apparently he is so
it's E. C.

Speaker 2 (01:15:20):
H A R D.

Speaker 7 (01:15:21):
They met and apparently either went on a date or
dated for a little while. Yeah, that's the guy, Gina.
Then she claims, Hey, Clayton, I'm pregnant with twins and
I want money from you, and he said, I don't
think that's possible. We only did mouth parties. YEA, that works, right,

(01:15:42):
So she takes him to court and the court requires
her to furnish proof of being pregnant. So she gives
over medical documents, says yep, I'm pregnant, and she's saying
I want money. I want money, and she is I
want money. That's the rub. She's not pregnant. She falls
medical records, lied about the whole thing. That was months

(01:16:06):
and months and months of back and forth and what
Clayton claims this harassment right and saying that this was
just a big fraud case.

Speaker 2 (01:16:14):
It's harassment.

Speaker 7 (01:16:15):
She falsified records, she play not plagiarize. What is it
called when you lie in the stand? Committed perjury. So
now she's facing legal problems because of that, because those
are crimes. And it turns out Clayton's not the first
guy she's done this too. Did she do it to

(01:16:36):
another guy. No, she did it apparently to another three guys,
to the.

Speaker 2 (01:16:43):
Point where they made.

Speaker 7 (01:16:44):
This community called Victims of her name, And now she's
facing charges in this new city that she lives in.

Speaker 2 (01:16:53):
Why are you should why are you disguising names of
it's a public case. I just didn't want to say
Laura Owens. I just went to Victims of Owens com. Yeah,
isn't that weird? It is the kind of stuff that
Gina loves to read about it.

Speaker 7 (01:17:13):
It's so layered and complicated. But apparently like she went
back to the court and thought she could exonerate herself
by saying I'm no longer pregnant. That's what she said,
and the judge said, well, it's not that easy. You
can't just say you're no longer pregnant. You gave us
medical records that were falsified allegedly in a court, in

(01:17:36):
a course. And then when this story came out, I
guess it's because he was on the Bachelor that became
more high profile. Of course, other guys came forward and said, hey,
I wasn't on the Bachelor, but guess.

Speaker 2 (01:17:46):
What happened to me too? Not on a list somewhere and.

Speaker 7 (01:17:51):
Now she somehow and I haven't read her story, but
apparently she has this blog where she is claiming that
she's the victim of you know, well a lot of
these things.

Speaker 1 (01:18:02):
Greg.

Speaker 3 (01:18:02):
If they do it once, they women kind of get
just kind of like let go. Yeah, quite frankly, I
mean this happened, like, no, Trevor Bauer is not a
good guy, but this happened to him. Yeah, he was
straight up blackmailed the picture for the Dodgers.

Speaker 2 (01:18:12):
She just got kind of let go.

Speaker 1 (01:18:13):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:18:14):
And I don't know this to be true or not,
but maybe she did this to other people and she
needs a good spanking. Was successful, Yeah, zero a whore.
I think there's a lot of guys I've gone through this,
not Yeah.

Speaker 7 (01:18:24):
Just from her, I'm assuming that she might have been successful.

Speaker 2 (01:18:27):
I never had a check fake pregnancy.

Speaker 3 (01:18:29):
I did have the one girlfriend who lied about having
cancer answered I hoble.

Speaker 9 (01:18:34):
I just looked at the one little paragraph, like three
sentences about her, it says. Laura Owens self recorded a
ted X talk entitled The Life Saving Power of Kindness
to Strangers. You can do that by your apparently, it
says in her talk, Laura Owens shared her personal story
of escaping an abusive relationship, highlighting how a simple act
of kindness from a stranger on a plane changed her life. However,

(01:18:56):
many of the details of the story have been debunked
by court records, so she can't stop lying, no kidding.

Speaker 3 (01:19:06):
This happened to Eddie van Halen when he was before
he married Feller Burtnelly. Remember guys now pregnancy she claimed.

Speaker 8 (01:19:14):
He had.

Speaker 3 (01:19:15):
He had.

Speaker 2 (01:19:15):
That's a reference. Remember I made a reference about the
Big Bang theory reference one of time, and it's.

Speaker 3 (01:19:28):
Exact same thing. Where he goes to his manager. He's like,
this woman says she's pridate and and Eddie was very
stupid at the time, maybe stillious, who knows, And and
he's like.

Speaker 2 (01:19:36):
Yeah, we only had my mouth parties. But Eddie was
so dumb. It's like, could that have happened? Oh my god,
he deserves it.

Speaker 3 (01:19:44):
So the horse keeps keep trying the same tactics, hors
keep horn.

Speaker 10 (01:19:47):
When someone files a lawsuit, though, can you not see
previous lawsuits that they filed, Like.

Speaker 7 (01:19:53):
I think that's prejudicial, But maybe it's happened without the courts.
In the other cases, maybe the guy just oh, you're pregnant. Okay,
here's some money.

Speaker 2 (01:20:01):
Yeah exactly. They call Schneider as a character witness, missus Romano.
That's a joke for a person of a certain age.

Speaker 1 (01:20:10):
Guys.

Speaker 2 (01:20:10):
That's right. More woody shows coming up. We'll get into
this audio that Sea Bass has for us worst day
on the job for a porn star. What would that
be like, mae, we have we have a censored example,
and of course then we'll have the full uncensored with
a lot of other ones too, like a few of
them right, oh yeah, and greater details and much greater

(01:20:31):
detail uncensored on the podcast.

Speaker 3 (01:20:33):
That's a that's for another time. Well, the av ends
just happened the twenty twenty five.

Speaker 2 (01:20:40):
Adult Video News Awards the porn Oscars, if you will.
Sea Bass as always there to cover the happenings and
talking to some of the performers about their worst day
on the job. Everyone's got a bad day of work. Yeah,
those are just different.

Speaker 3 (01:20:54):
And you can the folks that have ment this before
when you go to the porn Awards during the day,
go to the expo because they're all out there hanging out,
glad handing, taking photos.

Speaker 2 (01:21:03):
Yeah, try to get appointments for later on tonight.

Speaker 3 (01:21:06):
It's basically it is, but you like, I saw that,
I saw the girl we talked about, Lily Phillips, the
girl who was going to sleep at one thousand. Men there, Menus,
your boyfriend Adam twenty two was at the dunkin Donuts,
just Ellie at the Virgin Hotel.

Speaker 2 (01:21:18):
Just hang it out nice. I thought you're gonna say,
at the dunkin Donuts booth, I'm like the sponsored it
that guy from that podcast with the really famous It's like,
oh that's him.

Speaker 7 (01:21:27):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:21:27):
Now what we're gonna do because we've done this every
year where we talked to the different stars about their
worst day on the job. They're the porn industry, but
we've never done it where we've offered a podcast only
uncensored edition, and so we're gonna have that for you
on today's podcast. You'll be able to go to the
woodieshow dot com and hear the whole thing uncensored. We've
done this a few different times. Obviously, for FCC reasons,

(01:21:49):
we cannot air that on the actual airwaves, thanks government,
but we can have that on the podcast.

Speaker 3 (01:21:55):
You'll be able to find that later on today just
by going to either the Woodieshow dot com or your
podcast platform of choice.

Speaker 4 (01:22:02):
Yeah, to search the Woody Show and hit subscriber. Here's
a little cheese.

Speaker 3 (01:22:05):
I met this lady Wisconsin Tiff, so you can get
she obviously came from Wisconsin, and she's telling me about your.

Speaker 2 (01:22:12):
Game's probably Tiffany. I'm guessing. I bet you it is.
It's just fun here she is talking about her specialty.
All right, I do.

Speaker 11 (01:22:18):
Grandpa's really old men and gang bangs. Like the other
day a fifty guy gang bang in my Wow, was.

Speaker 2 (01:22:28):
It front door or back door? That would be the
rear entrance. So we'll get one more into this.

Speaker 3 (01:22:34):
But if you'd like to not at work or on anything,
you want anyone else to see Wisconsin TIFF's Twitter feed
is heinous.

Speaker 2 (01:22:43):
Perfect in a way, depending what you're into Wisconsin to.

Speaker 3 (01:22:47):
Yeah, I think it's like if you just search that,
it should pop up. I think there's a bunch of
underscores in there or whatever.

Speaker 2 (01:22:51):
T I f f she puts her money and other
and where her mouth is and where other things are.
Oh god, yeah, thing you see is there? Okay?

Speaker 3 (01:23:01):
But like, but the dude she invites is like Joe
Joe next door because we were talking about like but
with Lily Phillips, the other girl that did a thousand guys,
they're just inviting fans to come hook up. And that's
that's the big trend in porn these days is if
you follow me online, there's a good chance you'll be
able to have sex with me in some kind of
group fashion for free.

Speaker 2 (01:23:19):
It's like straight to consumer, I know, to start paying
for their only fans exactly. And by the way, the
line of meat, she's just kind of cute. She has
kind of like a cute ish Yeah, she's gotta she's
gotta Reese Witherspoon vibe to her. That's funny. You're gonna
hate me for this.

Speaker 9 (01:23:34):
The pictures I'm looking at she has an Amy Schumer vibehoto.

Speaker 2 (01:23:39):
Well, here's the thing.

Speaker 3 (01:23:40):
Tiff didn't live in Wisconsin. She probably would glow up
a little bit because when you're around all that cheese,
you know, there's well, Wisconsin is the land of cheese
and porn. Like you leave Illinois, like I was living
in Chicago. We were driving to Green Bay for a game,
and you all you started hitting is porn stores and
cheese shops. It's pretty much it and the general general

(01:24:03):
public go to the awards ceremony. You can, in fact
I did. Now that's a ticketed event separate from the expo,
and quite frankly, it's something because you can you can
point out the guys that are there just for fun,
like bachelor parties.

Speaker 2 (01:24:14):
You do it once. It honestly is kind of boring.
It's like a New York Times Square. You know. It's
interesting to say like, oh, I saw the best day in.

Speaker 3 (01:24:21):
A lot, but you have been right, yeah, oh yeah,
my worst day at work. Who's this person here? He's
a lady named ariana star with two ours.

Speaker 14 (01:24:29):
Okay, I had just gone out with drinks and dinner
with my girlfriends and I went to go do a collab,
like a face collab Jay Ramarro, cuge, short kid, big.

Speaker 4 (01:24:40):
Oh okay, short kid, but a big one, totally going
up to the hotel rooms and shooting content.

Speaker 3 (01:24:45):
Is that she's talking about a day of the past
where she had gone out to had a big dinner.
But then she's like, oh darn it, I'm scheduled for
a face something. Yeah, collaboration work with Jay Romero. Yeah, oh,
maybe I shouldn't have had that giant meal because something's about.

Speaker 2 (01:24:59):
You to have another giant meal, short guy, big big one,
you know.

Speaker 3 (01:25:04):
But back to the war show themselves. They have big
names and last year was a grande but what what's there?
They eventually Australian girl, what's her face?

Speaker 7 (01:25:14):
The rapper it is alien?

Speaker 3 (01:25:16):
This year was Jason Derulo was the musical guest. Decent
name exactly, so I get check it out if you
want to.

Speaker 7 (01:25:23):
And then when they do the categories like best face blank,
do they do little clips.

Speaker 3 (01:25:27):
Like so they they they got a little risky or
risky or risky or this year greg because normally they
don't show almost anything.

Speaker 2 (01:25:33):
This year I noticed they were showing boobs and they
were showing clips of the movie. That's where it starts. Clips.

Speaker 3 (01:25:41):
Yes, slips, okay, it slips like crop they'll crop it
out so well move locations too.

Speaker 2 (01:25:46):
You're the back of the Virgin former fully the hard
rock going through some stuff. They need the money. I
wonder where they displayed the rewards, like on the mantle.

Speaker 3 (01:25:54):
Let's talk to another lady about her a wild or
bad day at work at the av ns.

Speaker 2 (01:25:59):
This is Emma Rose.

Speaker 8 (01:26:00):
See okay, one time I had a coast star she's
an amazing Coco love lock, and she was getting she
was feeling good. I was like rubbing her and stuff,
and she was like, oh, it's starting to feel too good.
She had to run to the bathroom to her, so
she didn't all over the camera.

Speaker 3 (01:26:15):
Again, you don't know what she's saying. Yeah, figure it
out now, just wait till the uncensored podcast. Then it'll
all makes it.

Speaker 2 (01:26:23):
Yeah, like, oh my god, it's like a mad lib.

Speaker 8 (01:26:25):
One time I had a Coast star. She's an amazing
Coco love lock, and.

Speaker 2 (01:26:28):
She was getting she was feeling good. Okay, I got
that part of it. I was like rubbing her Okay,
I mean I can figure that out, and she was like.

Speaker 8 (01:26:34):
Oh, it's starting to feel too good. She had to
run to the bathroom to her, so she didn't froll
over the camera.

Speaker 2 (01:26:41):
Save the camera. So couldn't make out that part.

Speaker 3 (01:26:46):
And would you believe that that's not Emma's only story
of a wild day at work?

Speaker 2 (01:26:50):
Wow? Okay, when you are a porn star, you still
have bad days of work. This is hers, you know.

Speaker 8 (01:26:54):
Oh and another funny thing is one time I had
like water balloons on me on a scene. Why because
shout out, hook up, podshot, they do water balloons.

Speaker 2 (01:27:05):
Out shout out. They don't get their respected her all right,
I mean you know that happens. M her name Emma Rosie.
All right, it's just however, the.

Speaker 8 (01:27:17):
Tip of the hitting me inside my little tummy.

Speaker 3 (01:27:19):
Oh she's very small. She's like four eleven. And we'll
get into how much she weighs. But it's she's she's
there's a there's a category of girls who you you
walk around, you're like, oh, she's twelve, but no, no, no,
she's not.

Speaker 9 (01:27:37):
She's the little short petit girls. Can we say what
they're called?

Speaker 1 (01:27:40):
What is that?

Speaker 2 (01:27:41):
Spinners? Yeah? Oh yeah, yeah, that's that's an old timey term.
Oh I'm a spinner.

Speaker 3 (01:27:47):
Yeah, I remember talking about with the other kids on
the playground. I don't use that term these days.

Speaker 2 (01:27:54):
Better that girl grows up to be a spinner.

Speaker 3 (01:27:57):
Yeah, so check out that in this un Sensored podcast.
Uh in Wisconsin, Tiff, if you're in the Greater.

Speaker 2 (01:28:04):
You want a good time. Her ex account is I
mean the first thing it comes up, but you show Greg.

Speaker 3 (01:28:09):
It's one of those things where you show up and
you're not gonna feel bad about your body because the
other dude's there.

Speaker 2 (01:28:14):
Did you see that picture? I tried to point it
out to you. Look at these Look at this crew.
Oh my god. Oh yeah, all the girls are out,
all their cans out right now.

Speaker 9 (01:28:22):
Two chicks next squatting next to the pole with the
dudes all around her.

Speaker 2 (01:28:26):
Oh yeah, well look they're having fun.

Speaker 3 (01:28:29):
Wait and by the way, because because we talked about
what she does, we gloss over the first thing she said,
which is grandpa's but again I think in this.

Speaker 2 (01:28:36):
Case it would be glazed over. Okay, yeah, she takes
care of that. But the podcast today you'll be able
to hear it. We and we go into much more
with some of the other girls that SeaBASS talked to
at the av and awards their worst day on the job.
This is a not safer work thing, completely uncensored. You
know what it is, So don't act surprised when you

(01:28:57):
get there. And that's what you find. But I'll be
on the podcast.

Speaker 3 (01:29:01):
Just go to the woodieshow dot com and you can
find out wherever you get podcasts, just look for us
at the Woody Show.

Speaker 2 (01:29:11):
All right, Menace has something for us. There's an audio
clip we're gonna play here and the question is what
what is happening? Yeah, what is happening? I found this
piece of audio and I want you to guess what
is going on with this guy? Okay, so what's happening
in this clip? What is happening here?

Speaker 1 (01:29:27):
Dream?

Speaker 2 (01:29:28):
He's so high?

Speaker 6 (01:29:29):
Oh my god, let's see. Let's see.

Speaker 2 (01:29:34):
What's the pool?

Speaker 5 (01:29:35):
What's the pool?

Speaker 2 (01:29:36):
Oh god? Oh god, how you feel?

Speaker 1 (01:29:43):
Oh my god?

Speaker 2 (01:29:46):
Yes, my god. Okay, so there's clearly some kind of
like relief.

Speaker 9 (01:29:53):
I have a guess because I heard one keyword that
you did I recognized from dumb crap.

Speaker 2 (01:29:58):
I have to watch with my kids, say this. There's
a lot of young and stupid language going on here.

Speaker 9 (01:30:03):
Yeah, menace, tell me if if the word what's if
the phrase what's the poll?

Speaker 2 (01:30:08):
Is meaningful? Yes, of course I have a guess. I
have a guess. Okay, what is your guess?

Speaker 7 (01:30:15):
He found some sort of rare card, like a sports
card or a Pokemon card.

Speaker 2 (01:30:21):
Or a poll because they say that, yeah, like when
you get a pack of cards, Yeah that you don't
know what?

Speaker 1 (01:30:26):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (01:30:26):
Board, that's that's the term, right, Like when you get
like a pack of cards and you pull up whatever. Yeah, pikachuu. Yeah,
what'd you pull? Did you pull a hollow? Did everybody?

Speaker 9 (01:30:41):
Okay, I am one hundred percent biased because this is
the world I live in. Unfortunately, this has to be
a grown man who pulled a rare Pokemon card.

Speaker 2 (01:30:51):
No, I was gonna say because of the stuff that
Metas likes about, like the foot Show and some of
those other things, like this is something being pulled out
of this guy, like some kind of like what they
call this a botfly, or like I saw something they
were pulling out of this kid's nose on a video recently,
and it was like, I don't know, do you think

(01:31:11):
they're literally pulling something out of him? Yes? I think
part of the audio he goes, this is the best
day of my life. Right, Well, to get that out
of your body would be a pretty good day, I think.

Speaker 3 (01:31:21):
I think that doesn't happen with kids these young I'm
gonna guess based on topical recency stuff. Is this the
little kid that found the Paul Skins rookie card? Oh?

Speaker 2 (01:31:31):
Okay, like is way too old to be too old?

Speaker 10 (01:31:35):
I thought it was like some kind of raffle something
of like he want a car one more time dream?

Speaker 2 (01:31:43):
He's so high? Oh my god, I got it. Let's see,
let's see what's the pool? What's the pool? Oh god,
how you feel?

Speaker 1 (01:31:58):
Oh my god?

Speaker 8 (01:31:59):
How you.

Speaker 3 (01:32:01):
Yes, you could have found the Paul Skins cards eleven,
So he's eleven.

Speaker 2 (01:32:07):
I hit all right, man's what is it? You're so close?
But he was playing Pokemon Go.

Speaker 3 (01:32:15):
Digital Pokemon, so he didn't pull actual physical card.

Speaker 2 (01:32:19):
No, it's this where you're like, yeah, virtual digital best
day of his life. My kid turns out to be
one of these dudes, and he's so disappointed. Yeah, he
got money. He got a very very very rare of
digital pokemon.

Speaker 5 (01:32:37):
So and can he sell it to somebody.

Speaker 2 (01:32:41):
Value to a board? Actually, I do believe you can
trade and sell those on their apps. So yes, like
digital currency of some kind. Yes, yeah, weird on the
right track. What is happening here? Grown man freaking out?
I'm having a morgas his friends seem into it? There,

(01:33:01):
all right, more what he shows next? Hang on will
be right backgggle jiggle handle all right, So, welcome to
our uncensored recap of Sea Bass's coverage of the a

(01:33:24):
v NS the Adult Video News Awards. F Yeah, this
is podcast only uncensored, not safe for work because we're
getting into this discussion with porn stars about their worst
day on the job. Were again, everybody, it's uncensored, Greg,
I know, Okay, everybody has a bad day of work.

(01:33:46):
So when you're in the porn industry, what is your
worst day at work? Look like or smell like? A Yeah,
so we're gonna find out here. And again this is
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Make sure you subscribe before you bounce out today so
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(01:34:09):
So from the AVN twenty twenty five, we talked about
this woman on the air and kind of set it up,
you know, with the censored version. But this is Wisconsin Tiff.

Speaker 3 (01:34:19):
She I guess she's That's why you gotta go. You
can't just like read the recaps of these things. When
you go on the ground, that's where you meet people,
that's where you make these connections. That's where you find
these new gems, these new diamonds in the rough. And
that's what Wisconsin Tiff is.

Speaker 2 (01:34:33):
Okay, And so yeah, we have more now you thought
you heard on the show again, second, this is uncensored.
We get more in depth here with Wisconsin, tip.

Speaker 11 (01:34:41):
I do Grandpa's really old men and gang bangs, like
the other day, a fifty guy gang bang, am I butt?

Speaker 6 (01:34:50):
How do you find these fifty guys on the internet?

Speaker 11 (01:34:52):
They follow me and I tell them, Hey, I'm looking
for so and so X amount of guys go on
my fat life and they'll have like a certain amount
of days they have to do their talent test, which
is the best city test.

Speaker 2 (01:35:04):
Real quick there.

Speaker 3 (01:35:05):
Fet Life is a fetish and like sex single not
single site, but I guess social media site. So you can, yeah,
I have, I like, I like this sort of fetish,
like that sort of fetish recruitment. Yeah, exactly.

Speaker 2 (01:35:16):
She can probably find like some good freak of the
week stuff there. Oh yeah, we have, we have, we have.
It's one of the websites. Okay, they have. I lost
I lost track of like all the different websites that
we were going through to find these freak of the
week people. Exactly. Yeah, for work purposes of course. All right,
So she goes she wants to take fifty guys up
the ass in the butt, or she wants fifty guys
to take her up the ass, right, and so she

(01:35:38):
goes on fet life. Well, I think I would think
once you do one, you're probably for the others. I
don't get that. How, I like, it's not I'm assum
Can I explain it to you? It's a gape, right, Yeah,
that's they call it. There's all sorts of videos where
it's like they're gaping videos. So you could go in
and not even touch the sides, maybe depending on the

(01:36:00):
guy in front of you was bigger.

Speaker 8 (01:36:01):
Wow.

Speaker 2 (01:36:03):
Yeah, I mean that's when they say, like a hot
dog down a hallway because it just told because I mean,
like that go back, I know, but I think after
like a minute. But if she's taking a fifty guy train,
right and they say the guy like in front, I
am assuming it retracts.

Speaker 3 (01:36:17):
Yeah, explain the gaping videos. Well, that's that's extreme because
they they okay, well it's on. I could guess I
can explain it. So in everybody seriously porn, Yeah, well
of course, Okay, what you're what you're describing is a
very extreme version of Well, it sounds like she's that
kind of person. Though, now that sounds like I don't
think the person Antal gang Bang is not that kind

(01:36:39):
of person.

Speaker 7 (01:36:40):
Her butt is destroyed, Like what you're thinking.

Speaker 2 (01:36:42):
Like mega heart, because there's some there's some like you know,
it doesn't start that way, but after like a minute
or two of you know, backdoor pounding, like the guy
pulls out and it's just this big open I'm telling
you right now, just so look, I'm not going to
look it up on my own and show you, Sammy,
because you'll turn me in.

Speaker 1 (01:37:02):
You.

Speaker 2 (01:37:03):
Yeah, I'm saying, in your own time, and you go
home day and you're knitting or whatever the hell.

Speaker 3 (01:37:06):
You do, look up, look up gaping. Okay, look up gaping,
butthole you'll see exactly to do it that way. And
I'll tell you why I know this, because let's go
back to a recent Uncensored podcast. Why I was at
the Folsom Street fran San Francisco.

Speaker 2 (01:37:18):
That guysted.

Speaker 3 (01:37:19):
That guy had two hands inside him and he said, yeah,
it retracts every time because I train it.

Speaker 2 (01:37:23):
To do so so trained not everyone's just a wide
open tunnel. Yeah. Yeah, but those gaping videos are disgusting.
Do check them out?

Speaker 1 (01:37:32):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (01:37:32):
Right, anyway, back back to uh Wisconsin, tie, let's go
on my fat.

Speaker 11 (01:37:36):
Life and they'll have like a certain amount of days
they have to do their talent test which is their
STD testing, and then they just show up. They don't
have to pay anything to join. It's just I just
want to make sure they have a plain tests lovely.

Speaker 6 (01:37:48):
Yeah Grandpa, Yeah.

Speaker 11 (01:37:50):
Grandpa's old old men, like eighty year olds.

Speaker 6 (01:37:53):
Why do you find these eighty year old grandpas?

Speaker 11 (01:37:55):
So now that I've gone out there with it, these
old men come to me. Oh yeah, well I don't
really have to look for them.

Speaker 6 (01:38:02):
So yes, like I here McDonald's people know you have hamburgers.

Speaker 11 (01:38:05):
Yeah, I got banned from the nursing home.

Speaker 2 (01:38:07):
I found him what I've been doing?

Speaker 6 (01:38:09):
Did you like have to lie? I say, oh, I'm
his granddaughter. No, I just I went in, just.

Speaker 11 (01:38:15):
Volunteering my time with my friend undercover.

Speaker 9 (01:38:19):
Yeah.

Speaker 6 (01:38:20):
How they find out you were doing naughty things the internet?

Speaker 11 (01:38:23):
Because my videos went all over the internet.

Speaker 6 (01:38:26):
Do you know how did you find out that you
were really in to hook it up at Grandpa's. Well?

Speaker 11 (01:38:29):
I started on TikTok four years ago, and I was
just making videos about older men.

Speaker 2 (01:38:33):
Yeah.

Speaker 11 (01:38:34):
I was getting all these older men subscribing to my
only fans, and I was like, oh my gosh, this
is so easy. All these older men are so nice.
I just started out that way. But I really am
in older men. It's just that I didn't realize I
was gonna.

Speaker 2 (01:38:46):
Be come who I am today?

Speaker 6 (01:38:48):
You are eighty plus years old. How to find you online?

Speaker 11 (01:38:50):
The best way is Wisconsin tipxxx dot com.

Speaker 2 (01:38:54):
Okay, we too, like we As we mentioned on the
on air, Pard they go to her her ex account
or Twitter account. First thing you think see is like
she's anally riding some kind of like sex toy or whatever.
All right, do you Greg, do you want to see Gina?
Sheld your eyes. I can't show down, all right, just
by the way, Look, I want that. I want this

(01:39:15):
to be on record that I'm just not showing you
so you can't turn around to see it. I was
in the office and I take those. This is a
gaping butthole.

Speaker 1 (01:39:25):
Wow.

Speaker 2 (01:39:25):
Okay, so some dude who pulled his meat out. Don't look, Sammy,
I don't want to see.

Speaker 1 (01:39:30):
Look.

Speaker 9 (01:39:33):
Picture toothless person going wow, picture picture the end of
the toilet paper roll.

Speaker 3 (01:39:38):
Exactly, Sam, He's not creating her neck. Yeah anyway, all right,
so this is the uncensored So yeah. Hercap of avn's
worst day work was getting kicked out of the old
folks help fudging all the grandpas.

Speaker 2 (01:39:51):
She's actually really into it. All right, Who's who's next?
This is that little little little lady Emma Rose. Oh yeah,
more from her.

Speaker 8 (01:39:58):
Sometimes we're filming a certain type a scene and we
don't want the camera to be damaged or get square
on it. So if someone's like getting fucked on camera
in a scene in a position they know that they're
gonna squirt on sometimes they need to like, let call
cut if they're about square. And one time I had
a co star, she's an amazing Coco love lock, and
she was getting fucked. She was feeling good. I was
like rubbing her titties and stuff.

Speaker 6 (01:40:19):
She was like, oh, it's starting to feel too good.

Speaker 8 (01:40:21):
She had to run to the bathroom to pee out
her squirts so she didn't squirt all over the camera.

Speaker 2 (01:40:26):
Oh wow, I had that. We were trying to guess
what that was on the air. I had it completely wrong.
You had to pee out her squirt?

Speaker 1 (01:40:32):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (01:40:32):
I thought she like shit or something. No, Yeah, but
isn't it the same thing? Se beasts like that.

Speaker 3 (01:40:37):
We'll get to that in just a moment, now, Greg,
what do you imagine that lady was saying? As she
was doing I'm squirked.

Speaker 2 (01:40:42):
I'm squirting on the wall the camera. I gotta get
out of here. Oh my god, I'm squirting narrating the
whole thing. Uh huh.

Speaker 7 (01:40:50):
Well, my titties are being rubbed.

Speaker 2 (01:40:53):
Nice.

Speaker 8 (01:40:55):
Okay, back to Emma, and I was just like, yeah,
just let it out, blah blah blah. But I was
really wish she could have scored it ever because it's
so hot, but they didn't want the VR camera to
get all messed up. It's very expensive.

Speaker 6 (01:41:07):
I guess you have had girls scored on you.

Speaker 8 (01:41:09):
Yeah, I love it. Oh my god, definitely. I love
getting Pete on squired on. I love when women do
anything to me.

Speaker 6 (01:41:15):
Now that raises a question. I'm sure you hear all
the time. Is p squirt or squirt Pete?

Speaker 8 (01:41:21):
Basically yeah, like, and I'm not an often squired I
only square if like someone's really trying to make me
square their fingers. But I think it's like maybe sometimes
it's more watered down than others, but basically it's like
all the same.

Speaker 2 (01:41:35):
I just liked all the it's just a matter of
fact tone, like she's just discussing her work and what
we do and.

Speaker 1 (01:41:42):
At all.

Speaker 9 (01:41:42):
Yeah, times it's squared.

Speaker 2 (01:41:45):
Yeah, it's not all the time square, but like if
someone's like, you know, give me the finger.

Speaker 8 (01:41:50):
Another funny thing is one time I had like pissed
water balloons on me.

Speaker 11 (01:41:54):
See oh wow, because.

Speaker 8 (01:41:56):
Shout out hook a potshot. They do piss water balloons
because it's like it turns them on.

Speaker 6 (01:42:05):
And do you like pop those somehow?

Speaker 8 (01:42:08):
No, Like we just kind of views them as an accessory.
Put them on our chokers and they hang like you
tie them and you just have like a ball of
pissling on you. It breaks breaks, Yeah, then you just
have a golden shower on you.

Speaker 2 (01:42:19):
Oh that wasn't that like a field day activity?

Speaker 12 (01:42:23):
That was right after the spoon with the egg. It's
like a version of flag football race. I think weird
is that we would think like, okay, okay, some chokers on.

Speaker 3 (01:42:33):
If we filled the water a piss and took them
on and put them on a girl's neck.

Speaker 2 (01:42:38):
Oh, I hate dudes, they're so gross for the smell.
I don't get it. It's the taboos.

Speaker 6 (01:42:43):
And she said she loves it.

Speaker 2 (01:42:44):
It's just naughty. I mean, look at all the stuff
that you see at the Fallster Street Fair. Like the
piss pool and yeah, I forgot guys getting weird.

Speaker 6 (01:42:51):
It's a great idea. What's the best way to make
a lady squirt.

Speaker 8 (01:42:55):
Hands are a really big thick dick. You really need
to just get in there. Like I think for everyone's
their body it's different, but for me, like you really
need to just hit a certain spot and have the
girth and like have the consistent pressure. Is it you
like up and inner like kind of like with fingers,
it's like very like that the G spot, Yeah, the

(01:43:16):
G spot, but then with like fucking it's just however,
the tip of the dick is hitting me inside my
little tummy.

Speaker 6 (01:43:22):
Because your appetite. Lady, can I ask your measurement?

Speaker 8 (01:43:24):
Yeah, I'm four eleven about eighty my mom that's my
mom's way. My mom's ninety five.

Speaker 2 (01:43:30):
So okay, oh yeah, nice place to find you.

Speaker 8 (01:43:33):
Online Emma Rosie being on Instagram and little Tits Big
Mine on Twitter.

Speaker 2 (01:43:39):
Little Tits Big mind? Is that what she said? Big mind,
Little Tits big mind?

Speaker 3 (01:43:44):
Okay, I'm a missus piss necklace that she's ninety five pounds.

Speaker 2 (01:43:51):
Eighty pounds?

Speaker 7 (01:43:52):
God do you think these people are like? You know
how we have people in our lives that are all
politics all the time. Do you think these are one
track mind?

Speaker 2 (01:43:59):
People? Like when you go out to dinner with her,
she's talking about sex. I me, how people are they get,
you know, around other people socially, and all I can
do is.

Speaker 3 (01:44:05):
Talk about work, you know. I wonder that could be
a great question, Balloon. I wonder does she ever just
talk about movies? Didn't she watched cooking?

Speaker 2 (01:44:15):
Do you think she watches Love It her listic?

Speaker 3 (01:44:19):
You just produced the segment for next year, talk to
me about anything but porn?

Speaker 2 (01:44:23):
You're right? Yeah, what hobbies other than Oppenheimer? This is
the podcast's only recap of the Avien Awards where Sea
Bass was on site talking to we heard from Wisconsin Tiff.
That was just Emma Rosie who we heard from. And
now next up is.

Speaker 3 (01:44:43):
Very Tall, a drink of water, no unintended area on
a star all right, talking about her worst day at
work as a porn actress.

Speaker 14 (01:44:50):
I had just gone out with drinks and dinner with
my girlfriends, and I went to go do a collab,
like a face fucking collab. It ended up all out,
So that was great, all out? What do you mean, oh,
you came back up like a face fucking scene. Yeah,
that was that was very I don't know, like I
still had me up after.

Speaker 5 (01:45:10):
So, I mean, I guess it was fine.

Speaker 6 (01:45:12):
Guys very gross.

Speaker 1 (01:45:12):
You don't care.

Speaker 14 (01:45:13):
I know I was kind of into it.

Speaker 2 (01:45:15):
What did you have for dinner?

Speaker 5 (01:45:17):
I think it was like pasta or something.

Speaker 2 (01:45:19):
Alright, So so she puked on because she was getting
her face aft right, Yeah, and that's when it happened.
Your delivery on that was pretty funny. Just again that
it's the matter of fact. I just want to crystallize
what was happening.

Speaker 3 (01:45:33):
But again, the women who are in who do this
sort of thing, like with whether he loves getting pistols popped,
like I love that he made me barf all over
his crotch and you.

Speaker 2 (01:45:44):
Gave you gave her the out because you're like, yeah,
you know, guys are gross, super hot.

Speaker 6 (01:45:50):
Yeah, I was into it, and you were like, oh
darn it, I've got to go have my face get.

Speaker 14 (01:45:55):
Well when you have like, you know, four vodka crams
and you know, the drinks are flowing, the.

Speaker 2 (01:45:59):
Vibes are right. What's the title of this scene?

Speaker 11 (01:46:01):
Do you know?

Speaker 14 (01:46:03):
I don't even know if I released it, like, I know,
I know, I think it's still like in my in
my personal spanking.

Speaker 6 (01:46:09):
Does that involve a guy with like a huge member
to do that?

Speaker 2 (01:46:12):
Oh my god?

Speaker 14 (01:46:13):
Yeah, Jayramara, Huge Shark Kid, big deck.

Speaker 6 (01:46:17):
If someone wants to find your stuff onlinehere's the best
place to go, my Twitter.

Speaker 14 (01:46:21):
It's gonna be XO ariana star with two hours.

Speaker 3 (01:46:23):
Just got a lot of Twitter because you can do
anything on there, right, That's exactly why I love it, including.

Speaker 6 (01:46:28):
Barfing all over.

Speaker 4 (01:46:30):
Maybe not that, Yeah, no, you can definitely do that
on Yeah you want to probably don't love yourself girl.

Speaker 2 (01:46:37):
Yeah. The actually just one of three all the stuff
that you can see on on x these days. All right, Well,
there you go. The Uncensored podcast recap of Sea Bass's
trip to the Adult Video News Awards. They're in Las Vegas.
Some ideas for things to try the here talking to
the porn stars about their worst day on the job.

(01:46:59):
So there you go.

Speaker 3 (01:47:00):
It is The Woody Shows, The Woody Show.

Speaker 2 (01:47:05):
All right, welcome back everybody. Today is January the twenty eighth,
twenty twenty five. We are the Woody Show. Hey today,
By the way, how perfect is this? We did not
plan it this way. I swear to you on anything
and everything that is important to me. Okay, what today
is Lego Day? No, no, I'm not kidding you. That

(01:47:29):
is impossible. I don't know these things until we get
in each morning and I get handed in the list
of all the different Holidaysay man, that's that's serendipitous. I
so serendipitous. Yeah that blue everybody met us you serendipitous
correctly yesterday on the show and everybody's mind the listeners finally, unprovoked. Yeah, no,
so serendipitous. Today is National Blueberry Pancake Day. Yeah, it's

(01:47:55):
Data Privacy Day. Also National Kazoo Days. And you always
have to have something to look forward to. It's National
plan for vacation Day. Oh yeah, it's the latest vacation.
What's the end? What's the latest one planned? The next
one that we're doing. We're going to uh while we're
going to my mom's house for oh no, we're doing
the NAPA thing.

Speaker 1 (01:48:15):
Remember.

Speaker 2 (01:48:16):
Oh yeah, Well no, no, no, it's not vacation. That's
like the next like next away, that's the next trip.
I spent a whole week there torture. No for our
next actual vacation it's not till my kids spring break,
which is like the end of March or something like that,
and we're gonna go to my mom. We were supposed
to go to Disney World with my mom and her
time share, but her hip recover is not going so well,

(01:48:36):
so damn it, I can't. Yeah, we're not gonna be
able to make it. What's what's any exciting trip this year?
You got planned?

Speaker 6 (01:48:44):
Not yet?

Speaker 2 (01:48:44):
No, Gregor are you ever going to Italy?

Speaker 1 (01:48:46):
Yeah?

Speaker 7 (01:48:47):
Come on, man, it's on the lifelong list of things
to do. I Mario had booked a trip he had.

Speaker 2 (01:48:53):
The problem is he can't teleport there, right, Yeah, happening, okay,
and I still want to get on the June fly list.
Your next trip, man, this is what?

Speaker 6 (01:49:03):
Well?

Speaker 2 (01:49:03):
Maybe Fiji or a cruise? Oh okay, Well there's there's
a chance we may end up doing a what he showed,
Disney cruise to Alaska.

Speaker 9 (01:49:14):
I heard, really, I would love that, ever the genius
ever heard? Yes, I've always wanted to go on an
Alaskan cruise. I've never been on a Disney cruise. I'm sorry,
I pay for you. This is the band I would
say to day.

Speaker 2 (01:49:28):
My husband proposed to maybe, and we've never we've never
done this before. They would be one of those things
where we broadcast the show the ship rules.

Speaker 4 (01:49:36):
I've seen the radio stations inside the boat.

Speaker 2 (01:49:39):
They have a radio studio. Crazy, what's your next big
exciting trips? Bat, That's why I got that uh Rayby
shot the Thailand. Well, I'm going to Singapore and then
Thailand from there is only like two and a half hours, so.

Speaker 3 (01:49:52):
We could be a popover. And what are you doing
that same time? The only time we have available on
spring right next weekend?

Speaker 2 (01:50:00):
Say anything?

Speaker 10 (01:50:00):
So I'll be going to Hawaii in October. Yeah, my
friend's getting married there. They're doing destination weddings.

Speaker 5 (01:50:07):
Yeah, excuse to go.

Speaker 2 (01:50:08):
Yeah, that'll be cool. It's some entertainment stuff. So I
didn't see other than the trailer anything good about this movie.
I mean, even the trailer's dumb. But the biggest movie
in theaters right now is the very stupid looking Flight
Risk with Greg's fantasy boyfriend Mark Wahlberg was It was
directed by Mel Gibson. Watched the trailer. It is so dumb.

Speaker 3 (01:50:29):
It looks like it should be on Amazon. Yes, and
you find it like five years later, like, yeah, what's this.

Speaker 2 (01:50:34):
His hairline is weird.

Speaker 3 (01:50:35):
And by the way, the review yeah, he's wearing like
a bald cap. The reviews are terriblest.

Speaker 2 (01:50:40):
It's got a twenty one percent on Rotten Tomatoes, which
means that Greg will probably love it, probably proudience score
though of c on Cinema Score. The rest of the
top five movies right now a lot of kids stuff. Mufassa,
The Lion King thing one of them days, which is
that it's basically the female Friday. Yeah, Sonica, Hedgehog three,
and Moana two. Speaking of going to the movies, a

(01:51:02):
state senator in Connecticut has introduced a bill that would
make theaters tell you the actual start time of a
movie thank you, so you can avoid all the ads
and the trailers. Greatg I mean, it's fine, but we
don't need a law or of bill. The theater owners
are not cool with the idea. They're already fighting back.
They say that these are challenging times for movie houses
and they rely on those ads for revenue. Making it

(01:51:24):
easier for people to skip those ads will just make
companies less likely to pay for them. Well, what if
they made a law that also told you how to
you're going to park, Greg.

Speaker 7 (01:51:32):
I know ye see, Yeah, where are you park? What
time do you have to get there? Since we're there timetable?

Speaker 1 (01:51:38):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:51:38):
Since we're talking movies, can I shout out a trailer
that I saw?

Speaker 8 (01:51:41):
This?

Speaker 4 (01:51:41):
Sure can looks awesome. It's called Novacane. So it's basically
about a dude that doesn't feel pain. You know, people
have that condition where they don't feel pain at all
the rule. And so his girlfriend gets kidnapped and he's
like trying to fight all the bad guys and he's
putting his hand in like deep friars and grabbing out
guns and like, and then he's getting hit, he's getting stabbed.

Speaker 2 (01:52:03):
He doesn't feel it. No, I watched the trailer. Okay,
it looks really good.

Speaker 9 (01:52:08):
It's Jack Quaid, it's Dennis Quaid's kid, it's the guy
from The Boys.

Speaker 2 (01:52:12):
Hwei.

Speaker 7 (01:52:13):
What would you rather have the condition where you feel
no pain or the one where you just have NonStop orgasms?

Speaker 1 (01:52:18):
Oh?

Speaker 2 (01:52:19):
Feel no pain? Yeah, I'd rather feel no pain because
you can do cool stuff like this trailer. You're constantly
breaking bones. You don't realize that because imagine the positions
that you can do. Yeah, to get just like a
regular orgasm. You know what I mean, I feel no pain,
that's true. Yeah, be cool. I probably do the pain
thing too. It's called Nova Kane. The terms of Shnead
O'Connor's will have been revealed. She died back in July

(01:52:39):
of last year. I'm sorry twenty twenty three. When she died,
she left behind in the state. So after debts and
legal fees and funeral costs, one point seventy five millions
was worth. She left the rights to her music to
her kids and suggests they quote milk it for what
it's worth. So get ready here a lot of commercials
and stuff. I guess. She also requested they put her

(01:53:00):
in a priest clothing, our priest outfit in her coffin
with a Hebrew Bible and her album Theology in there
with her. But I thought she was Muslim. Who knows.
She was weird to the last. Yeah, but she's not
being buried, She's being cremated, and then the kids can
do whatever they want with their ashes.

Speaker 3 (01:53:18):
How is if you have last wishes to do all
that priest stuff, how can the end say, oh, just cremation.

Speaker 2 (01:53:24):
Well, I guess you get dressed up like that and
then they put you in.

Speaker 1 (01:53:27):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:53:27):
Then well, because you have like the coffin and everything
would assumed for a viewing, I suggest that kids don't
get a dime, yeah, and then they push it into
the furnace thing. Now here's what I want to see.
This new documentary that just debuted the Sundance Film Festivals
called pee Wee as himself. Yes, did you read about this?
I have? Okay, So for those of you who hadn't
seen much about the Seven. It features the final interviews

(01:53:48):
with Paul Rubens, who died back in twenty twenty three
from cancer, and in it he comes out guys, he
was gay. Yeah, no, no way, no.

Speaker 4 (01:54:00):
I honestly was shocked. Really really I didn't think he
was gay.

Speaker 2 (01:54:04):
You just thought he was like asexual. In fact, this
dude that he dated early in his career, I guess
had certain vocal tics that inspired the way that Pee Wee,
the character spoke. Oh like the Yeah, Paul Rubens was
actually out until his career started taking off. He said, quote,
I was out of the closet and then I went
back in the closet. He said. He wasn't pursuing the
Paul Rubens career. He was pursuing the pee wee Herman career,

(01:54:28):
and he believed that his career would have been absolutely
ruined if he was openly gay. Sad Over the years,
he had many secret relationships and he hid behind an
alter ego. He also spent his entire adult life menace,
hiding that he was a huge stoner. Paul Rubins also
addressed his scandals in the movie, saying, quote, more than anything,

(01:54:49):
the reason I wanted to make a documentary was let
people see who I really am and how painful and
difficult it was to be labeled something that I wasn't,
to be labeled a paride, to have people be scared
of you or untrusting you. Remember he was arrested, well
a couple of different things. One was the movie theater thing.

Speaker 4 (01:55:06):
Yes, that's why I didn't think about the gates though,
But I guess I never thought about what porn he
was watching.

Speaker 3 (01:55:11):
Well, you have the same thought, medicine. I've got them
for you right now. It was a nurse Nancy, Okay,
turn up the heat and Catalina five Oh, tiger Sharks.

Speaker 2 (01:55:22):
But he goes to like.

Speaker 9 (01:55:23):
Those porn movie houses to see straight porn. Do those
even exist?

Speaker 2 (01:55:27):
Yeah? Back in the day they were four hookups. Yeah, okay.

Speaker 1 (01:55:31):
Well.

Speaker 2 (01:55:31):
He was also arrested back in two thousand and one
for alleged child pornography, but that charge was eventually dropped,
and throughout the filming though, he never told the crew
about the cancer that would eventually kill him. Didn't say anything,
but wanted this at the record trait. I have no
idea exactly when this is coming, alec I said, just
dited a debut at the Sundance film Feseral, where you're
gonna be able to see it, but looks pretty interesting.

(01:55:53):
I will definitely be watching that. Agues it's called pee
Wee as himself didn't even though he was sick. Yeah,
so yeah, he kept that a big seaquel. Good time
for your birthdays and your porno birthday.

Speaker 1 (01:56:06):
Day.

Speaker 2 (01:56:06):
We gonna shiverday. We're gonna sit patage. He was like,
it's Shiday, and you know we don't Doday, all right.
Starting with the celebrities, Ariel Winter, who was Alex Dumpy
william on Modern Family, She's twenty seven. Joey Fatone from
in Sync is forty eight years old today. Nick Carter

(01:56:27):
from the Backstreet Boys shares a birthday with Joey Fatone,
he's forty five. Yes, Elijah Wood frod o'baggins and the
Lord of the Rings trilogy is forty four. Sarah McLaughlin
that was like everybody always associated her with, like Little
Affair Sarah McLachlin and Alanis Moore said the Animal Yeah,
and yeah, the stray kittens and abused biggles forever more.

Speaker 3 (01:56:49):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:56:49):
In the Arms of an Angel, she's fifty seven. Rick Ross,
the rapper who used to work as a prison guard
forty nine. Rock Kim like Eric b and rock him
the hip Hop Pie, he's fifty seven years old. And
Alan Alda appears on mash Oh.

Speaker 1 (01:57:08):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:57:09):
Also he was on the West Wing. He's eighty nine
years old today. And then your porno birthday is Anya
Ivy and she's been torn apart like a pane Costco
cinnamon Rolls in front of Greg Gory. That's a lot
and eleven fine films, including Black Wives Matter Volume two. Wow,
she was in I Love White Meat. She was in

(01:57:32):
Round and Brown volume one, also Bone the Chaperone. She
was fantastic in Massive Memories Volume one, and who could
forget her unforgettable role in Anya Ivy gets her vagina
used in a boutique hotel pop scale. And that's Anya Ivy,
who's thirty three years old today. And that is corn

(01:57:52):
a birthday, your celebrity birthdays.

Speaker 3 (01:57:54):
And that's a little look around what's happening in the
world of entertainment this morning here on The Woody Show.

Speaker 2 (01:58:00):
More fun than Goneerrhea. I mean I've had Gone Arie
a few times and I'd say I haven't had Gone show. Well,
that's gonna do it for Tuesday morning. The Woodi Show
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(01:58:21):
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But today was today It's Morgan's Dare for dollars the
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(01:59:06):
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(01:59:28):
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(02:00:10):
really want you not to notice or bother or talk
to them. Yeah, it's called respect. You said that with
a lot of passion. Greg. It's almost like, you know,
well it's a war season. Yeah, it's top of mind.
Give them their privacy, right.

Speaker 3 (02:00:25):
It drives Greg crazy. They don't want to be noticed, like,
oh no, somebody wants to take your picture.

Speaker 2 (02:00:29):
Oh my god, you might die. All right, Thank you
very much, Greg Gory, Thank you so much for giving
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You know we'd love it to appreciate you for that.
The rest of you guys can suck it. We'll catch
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